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Adult mark: In
the summer of 1987,
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I became a working man.
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My brother had always
mowed the lawn at vocm.
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But now that he was leaving
the nest for university,
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It fell to me to keep
the grass at an even two inches.
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The only problem was,
I was deathly allergic.
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And very, very weak.
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[lawnmower starts]
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["walkin' on sunshine"
by katrina and the waves plays]
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Adult mark: For
the first time in my life,
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I wanted summer to end.
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I had played my cards
close to my wheezing chest.
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Summer had separated me
from my school crush,
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And the drama made me
feel like I was living
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In one of the old movies
that I loved.
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Fox: I'm coming with you
to your weird house.
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Mark: No.
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You're getting on that bus,
where you belong.
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You'll be alone
all summer, nerd!
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You're saying this
only to make me go.
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I'm saying it
because it's true.
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If that bus leaves to school
and you're not on it,
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You'll regret it.
Fox: No.
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Mark: Maybe not today,
maybe not tomorrow, but soon,
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And for the rest of your life.
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[bus starts]
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Fox: But what about us?
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We'll always have recess.
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I guess.
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See on the bus, dumbass.
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Mark: No...
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No...
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No!
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Nooo!
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Dick: No, boy!
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Nooo!
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♪
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Mark: Oh, no.
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Oh, no!
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[kettle whistling]
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Mark: Pop!
Gross!
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Pop: A sink is a sink.
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Your father is still
on the toilet!
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Mark: So?
Wait your turn!
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Pop: Are you mad?
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Do you know
how many people I know
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Who have lost their teeth?
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Gumming their food
with smiles like ducks.
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You know, I'm the
only one from my class
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That can actually eat
an apple without glue.
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I've got teeth like a zipper!
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Mary: Here.
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Put your teeth to use.
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You're up early.
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Nobody in this house has
ever wanted to go to school.
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And you smell... Nice.
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[sighs]
yeah, um...
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Two squirts of
mike's drakar noir.
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Mary: Oh!
Mark: Too much?
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Just enough.
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Pop: Smells like puberty to me.
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Mark: Pop!
Pop: Well, it's true.
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I mean, you're
becoming a man now!
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Sudden interest in girls,
hair popping up everywhere,
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A set of permanent teeth...
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Mary: Well, he still
has one baby tooth,
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So he's still my baby!
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[kisses]
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Mike sr: Mary?
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Can you help me with my tie?
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One of my babies.
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Adult mark: While I had
shamed my old man at work...
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Mike jr: I'm home!
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Adult mark: ... My brother
filled him with pride.
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By working
at the radio station
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To help pay for university,
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He was rebelling
by slowly becoming my father.
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Hi.
Bye.
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Mike sr: How was
your day at work?
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Oh, you mean "night"?
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Yeah, I'm friggin' wiped, but...
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Finally getting
the hang of the board.
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So, you think maybe I could come
in for a day shift sometime?
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Even hop on air?
'cause I think I could--
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You've got bigger fish
to fry than radio.
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The first critch
to go to university.
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Mary: Oh, that university
still hasn't cashed
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That tuition cheque!
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I wish they'd hurry up and get
the money out of the account.
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I'm terrified to buy anything!
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Mike jr: Ah, I wouldn't
worry too much about that.
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Alright, I'm heading to bed.
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Pop: Make sure you
brush your teeth first!
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You remember
len marshall, right?
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It turns out
he's got false teeth.
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I mean, I never knew this,
but it came out in conversation.
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No, and literally came out,
the dentures...
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Flew out onto the table!
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Turns out they belong
to his dead wife.
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But he's such a cheapskate
that he wouldn't get a new set.
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Her jaw was bigger than his.
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She had a head like a melon.
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Mike jr: Night, pop.
Pop: Morning.
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Mark: Right, I'm off.
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Don't want to miss my bus!
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See ya!
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Ah, gawd.
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Puberty.
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[upbeat music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[music slows]
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Adult mark: No fox.
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But her brothers were there.
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New year, same dork.
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Where's fox?
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Silver fox: Aww, you hear that?
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Little nerd wants to know
where our sister is.
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Middle fox: Our sister's
too hot for you!
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Mark: You think
your own sister's hot?
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Silver fox: Yeah...
What the hell, man?
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Middle fox: What?
No, gross!
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Silver fox: Wait...
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You don't know!
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Adult mark: For the first time
in their lives,
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The fox brothers knew something
that someone else didn't.
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Mark: What?
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What is it?
Where is she?
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Middle fox: He don't even know
she got a boyfriend,
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And we're not gonna tell him!
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What?
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Adult mark: A boyfriend?
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I'd been listening
to a mixtape of lies.
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Unless they were
the ones lying to me.
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Silver fox: I wants the window!
Middle fox: I wants it!
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[loud smack]
middle fox: Ah!
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Adult mark: But chances were,
the fox brothers
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Weren't smart enough for that.
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Middle fox: Awww, b'y!
My head!
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♪
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Ritchie: Mark!
Hey!
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Grade eight!
I'm stoked!
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Mark: Hey.
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Ritchie: These are
my new friends.
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They live by me!
Isn't that crazy?
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Adult mark: New friends?
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Had everyone forgotten about me?
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Ritchie: Check it out.
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I can skateboard now!
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Wanna try?
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No, thank you.
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I don't skate...
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Or ride a bike.
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I'm not into transit.
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[tires squealing]
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["rock you like a hurricane"
by the scorpions plays]
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♪ here I am ♪
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♪ rock you like a hurricane ♪
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Ritchie: That kid
looks too young to drive.
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Adult mark: Millard mcginty!
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A tenth-grader brazen enough
to drive on a learner's permit
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Without an adult
present in the car!
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Ritchie: Wait...
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♪
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♪ lust is in cages
'til storm breaks loose ♪
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♪ just have to make it
with someone I choose ♪
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Ritchie: Are they dating?
Mark: Shut up.
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Ritchie: I didn't do anything!
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♪ the wolf is hungry,
he runs the show... ♪
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Silver fox: Ha!
Told ya.
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[engine revs]
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[emotional music]
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♪
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[school bell rings]
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Yes, michael f. Critch junior
is the name.
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Well, no, that can't be right.
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Well, 'cause I
registered him myself.
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Cancelled?
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Are you sure?
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Well, thank you so much.
You've been very helpful.
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That sneaky little shagger.
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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Ow!
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Middle fox: Stop staring
at my sister's desk, perv.
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Adult mark: While his
sister had outgrown me,
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Her brother had devolved,
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Repeating the grade
for the second time.
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Just pick on
someone your own size.
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Oh, that's right.
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Everyone your size
is in high school.
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Just 'cause I failed again
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Don't make you
the same age as me.
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Attention, students.
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I have some...
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Unsettling news.
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I know that many of you expected
that sister margaret
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Would be your teacher this year.
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I am sorry to be
the one to tell you this,
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But sister margaret is dead.
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[students gasping]
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Mark: But... How?
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Sister rose: Metaphorically.
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She was "killed" by your
new teacher, ms. Fowler.
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Come in!
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Get it over with.
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[upbeat music]
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Hello, children.
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Sister?
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Sister rose: I told you!
Sister margaret is gone.
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And in her place we have...
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Ms. Fowler.
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Oh, yes, mark?
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What is happening?
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Well, over the summer--
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Sister rose: Ms. Fowler
renounced her vows.
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Vows of poverty,
obedience, and...
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Chastity.
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"for a spirit of harlotry
has led them astray.
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"and they have
played the harlot,
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"departing from their vows."
hosea 4:12.
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Fox: You dumped god?
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Wicked!
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Sister rose: Yes, child.
It is most certainly wicked!
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Fox: Wicked means good, sister.
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Mark: What's so "good"
about this?
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You can't just love god in June
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And love somebody else
in September!
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Ms. Fowler: Well,
I'm not in love--
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Fox: Shut up!
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Maybe she just got lonely.
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Mark: Well, maybe god
at least deserved a phone call!
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I... I mean, a prayer.
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Sister rose: See
what you have done?
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If it were up to me, I'd
cast you from the faculty
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Like lucifer from heaven!
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Ms. Fowler: Uh, for the record,
I still love jesus,
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Just not in...
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That way.
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Take out your scribblers,
children.
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Adult mark: As fox had
blossomed into womanhood,
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Sister margaret had
gone from nun to fun.
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Even a nun hit
puberty before I did.
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Mike jr: Mom!
What the hell?
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Mary: Rise and shine,
professor pants-on-fire.
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I called the school.
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I...
I was gonna tell you.
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I swear.
I-I tried, but...
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Dad.
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Mary: You're gonna
break his heart.
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Mike jr: I thought I wanted
to leave, and then...
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I started working
at the station, and...
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I like it.
Like, a lot.
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Mary: You entitled
little arsehole!
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Why should you be
the only one in the family
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Who gets to do what he likes?
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Mike jr: Mom!
For the first time in my life,
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I feel like I'm...
Good at something!
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Please?
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I've never felt this way
about anything before.
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You think you could at least
give me a chance?
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00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,715
You're gonna have to be
the one to tell your father.
262
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,850
Because if you're gonna be
running around his back,
263
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:24,255
You're gonna have to
do it to his face.
264
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,724
[door shuts]
265
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,600
What ya doing?
266
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,002
Pop: Len marshall died.
267
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,937
Mark: The guy
with his wife's teeth?
268
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,739
Yes, how did you know?
269
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,408
Mark: Well, you told me
this morning.
270
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,143
I'm so sorry for your loss.
271
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,945
Pop: Ah...
272
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,348
He was my last
living childhood friend.
273
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,615
That's it!
274
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:55,019
I'm an endangered species now.
275
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,088
If you liked him so much,
then why are you
276
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,623
Cutting him out
of all your pictures?
277
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,791
Pop: Because I can't stand
to see dead eyes
278
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,426
Staring at me from the walls.
279
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:05,229
When somebody dies,
they're dead to me.
280
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,363
Full stop.
281
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,633
Do you want me to go
to the funeral with you?
282
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,802
Pop: No, I'm not going.
Mark: Why not?
283
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,570
Pop: Well, he's not
coming to mine, is he?
284
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,938
Mark: Hm.
Pop: Funny.
285
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,175
Best friends never get to go
to each other's funeral.
286
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,310
Adult mark: Pop acted
like he was letting go,
287
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,312
But his friend's death
had left a hole
288
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,581
Bigger than even he could cut.
289
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,517
Mark: Pop?
Pop: Mm-hm?
290
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:31,189
Mark: What's the worst part
of losing someone you love...
291
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,256
Like?
292
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:38,796
There's a difference,
you know,
293
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:42,233
Between telling a story
and sharing one.
294
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,336
Now, I could tell you about
the time that me and len
295
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:49,006
Stole apples from a barrel
when we were kids.
296
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,076
But if len was here,
297
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,612
He'd probably argue,
"nah, they're weren't apples,
298
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,649
"they were oranges," you know?
299
00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,018
There's just...
300
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:03,621
No one to reminisce with.
301
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,157
They're not memories.
302
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,760
They're just ghost stories now.
303
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,363
You could make new memories.
304
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,500
Change doesn't
have to be the end.
305
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,203
Not all your friends are gone.
306
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:22,507
[chuckles]
you're right.
307
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,941
Onwards.
308
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,643
Mark: Onwards.
309
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,780
[both chuckle]
310
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,048
Mark: [sighs]
311
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:35,386
[sentimental music]
312
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,189
♪
313
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,526
♪
314
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:46,331
♪
315
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,201
♪
316
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,537
♪
317
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,406
♪
318
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,342
[sighs]
319
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,746
Ritchie: Am I doing it?
320
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,881
Ah!
321
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,684
Ritchie: How 'bout now?
322
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,287
Adult mark: At school,
they vaccinated us for polio
323
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,223
And measles, but if they
really wanted to protect us,
324
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,758
They would have
vaccinated us for love.
325
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,294
Fox: Oh my god.
326
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,361
Really?
327
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,763
Millard: You are now fringed.
328
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,033
That means that you're mine now,
329
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,667
And I'm yours.
330
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,907
Take a picture, it lasts longer.
331
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,508
What?
332
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,310
Fox: Millard, don't.
333
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,613
Stop staring at her.
334
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,582
Mark: I-I wasn't.
I'm not.
335
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,217
Silver fox: Aw!
336
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,986
He was her little boyfriend.
337
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,388
He's still in love.
338
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,391
[kissy noises]
339
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,425
[brothers laugh]
340
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,694
Is that true?
Did you go out with him?
341
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,129
[tense music]
342
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,000
Adult mark: First love
feels like it can never end...
343
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,435
Until it does.
344
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,138
No...?
345
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,074
[brothers laugh]
346
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:07,478
[emotional music]
347
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,913
♪
348
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:09,914
Millard: What's wrong?
349
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,081
Fox: Nothing.
I'm late.
350
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,618
Millard: Wait, what?
Are you--
351
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,688
Adult mark: The only way
to know you really had love
352
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:21,292
Is to lose it.
353
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,894
Silver fox: Ow!
What was that for?
354
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,630
Middle fox: [laughs]
355
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,833
Ow!
B'y!
356
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:32,236
♪
357
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,514
Dick: Always cut on the angle.
358
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,049
That's it.
Perfect!
359
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,285
Radio's in your blood, buddy.
360
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,287
Mike jr: Can we turn it on?
Dick: Yes, b'y.
361
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:56,961
Dick: That's it now.
Yeah.
362
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,462
There you go.
363
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,964
Give'r.
364
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,598
[jingle music plays on tape]
365
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,467
♪ you're a part of
the wide world... ♪
366
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,937
Dick [on tape]:
It's the vocm morning show!
367
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,407
Stay in bed a little longer,
me lovelies, with dick dunphy!
368
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,409
Mike sr: [sighs]
good god.
369
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,678
Dick: So,
ya tell yer old man yet?
370
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,815
Mike jr: Nah.
My mom says I should, but...
371
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,883
I don't think I have
the heart for it.
372
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,218
Dick: He'll get over it.
373
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,488
What do you need university
for, anyway, man?
374
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,889
That's for eggheads, brother.
375
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,659
You belong in radio.
376
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,627
Oh...
Thanks, dick.
377
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:34,165
And hey, maybe I can be
as good as you someday.
378
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,399
[knocking on window]
379
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,234
Mike sr: You greasy prick,
god forgive me!
380
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,903
You got that boy ruined!
381
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,571
What the hell do you know
about univer--
382
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,240
[silence]
383
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,109
Gotta patch him through.
You remember how?
384
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,644
Mike jr: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh...
385
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,812
Studio one.
386
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,247
Mic up.
Fade on.
387
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,115
Mike sr: You bugger!
You ruined his life!
388
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,518
Dick: Jeez, b'y, mike!
I never done nudding!
389
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,785
The boy is good.
390
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,254
Almost as good as me.
391
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,788
Mike sr: And your mother
knows about this?
392
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,723
I'm a newsman!
393
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,725
How the hell am I
the last person on earth
394
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,259
To find out my son's a drop-out?
395
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,861
Dick, you are nothing
but a no good--
396
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,329
[button clicks]
[silence]
397
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,864
Dick: That there's
the mute button.
398
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,666
You wants to know where that is.
399
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,801
Mike jr: Yeah.
400
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:14,605
[rock sting]
401
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,274
[school bell rings]
402
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,943
It's a nice day.
Take your lunch outside.
403
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,178
Get some fresh air.
404
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:24,782
I could use a smoke.
405
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,817
You only live once!
406
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:32,823
[indistinct chatter in hallway]
407
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,594
Fox: Hey...
408
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,331
So, what...
409
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,167
Do you hate me now?
410
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,937
Yes.
411
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,438
No.
412
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,107
I dunno, I...
I just thought that...
413
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,644
What?
414
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,248
Nothing.
415
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,583
Fox: I never even seen
you all summer.
416
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:03,687
And summer was
like another world.
417
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,056
And then...
418
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,924
I just...
419
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,193
I dunno.
420
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,729
You know?
421
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,166
No.
422
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,201
Adult mark: There was
nothing more to say.
423
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,003
Whatever it was, it was gone.
424
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,273
Like glass, a broken heart
might one day be fixed,
425
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,742
But you will always
see the crack.
426
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,550
Mary: You promised me
you would tell him.
427
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:36,020
Mike sr: I never should
have let you work up there.
428
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,822
You can still go to university.
429
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,223
You can still be somebody.
430
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,692
Mike jr: I don't need to go to
university to be somebody, dad.
431
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,760
Mike sr: Who are you
gonna be, dick dunphy?
432
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:44,796
Mary: Jesus, mike!
433
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,030
Even dick dunphy doesn't
want to be dick dunphy.
434
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,300
Mike jr: Did you ever think,
even for a second, dad,
435
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,303
That I want to be like you?
436
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,006
You always say that radio
is nothing to be proud of.
437
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,040
You know what?
438
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,310
I'm proud of you.
439
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,412
Even if you're not.
440
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:05,783
[sentimental music]
441
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,320
♪
442
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,594
Mark: [sighs]
443
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,999
["at this moment"
by billy vera plays]
444
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:22,966
[sighs]
445
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:30,207
♪ what did you think ♪
446
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:34,811
♪ I would do at this moment ♪
447
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:39,650
♪ when you're
standing before me... ♪
448
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,687
Well, looks like I'm not
the only one who's lost someone.
449
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,688
Mark: [sighs]
450
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:49,961
Why can't things just
stay the way they are?
451
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,163
Pop: [sighs]
452
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,630
Have you ever heard the phrase,
453
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,033
"there's plenty more
fish in the sea?"
454
00:18:56,035 --> 00:19:00,238
Yeah, well, now, a fish
may love living in a pond,
455
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,374
But if he just swam
a little bit further,
456
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,543
He'd find that there's
a whole ocean out there.
457
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,446
Unless, of course,
something eats him.
458
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,716
[chuckles]
now, that reminds me...
459
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,684
Do you know what's for supper?
460
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,420
I'm not hungry.
461
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,588
I've got a toothache.
462
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,657
Pop: Really?
Ooh, let me have a look!
463
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:20,591
Mark: Uh...
464
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,459
Pop: Let me see!
Here, let me see.
465
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,228
Uh-oh!
Oh, yeah.
466
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,463
Your last baby tooth is loose.
467
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,864
Alright, head back.
Mark: Ah!
468
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,800
Go on, back!
Hang on!
469
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,602
Ah!
Got it!
470
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,205
Well... Looks like
somebody's growing up.
471
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,907
[tooth clinks into glass]
pop: Onwards.
472
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,209
Mark: [sighs]
473
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,309
Onwards.
474
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,412
Pop: [chuckles]
475
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,690
[button clicks and
"at this moment" continues]
476
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,626
♪ when I'm faced
with the knowledge ♪
477
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:59,830
♪ that you just
don't love me... ♪
478
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,099
Adult mark: You never know
the value of a moment
479
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:05,503
Until it becomes a memory.
480
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:09,039
♪ or say things
to hurt you... ♪
481
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,641
Adult mark: If only we knew
what ones we would yearn for
482
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:12,977
When we are older.
483
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:17,582
Then we could soak them in
before they were gone forever.
484
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,917
Maybe then we would
have fewer regrets.
485
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:26,190
♪ or raise my hands to you... ♪
486
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,927
♪ now, come on,
you know me too well. ♪
487
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,997
♪
488
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,733
♪ how could I hurt you... ♪
489
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,735
Fox: It's over!
Leave me alone.
490
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,104
Millard: Are you kidding?
Wait, wait, wait!
491
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,639
Is this 'cause of
that little geek?
492
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,407
Frig off!
493
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,011
[quietly] oh...
He's dead.
494
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,147
[car starts]
495
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:53,618
♪ what do you think ♪
496
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:58,355
♪ I would give
at this moment? ♪
497
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:03,561
♪ if you'd stay,
I'd subtract 20 years ♪
498
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,897
♪ from my life. ♪
499
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:11,035
♪ I'd fall down on my knees ♪
500
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:15,305
♪ kiss the ground
that you walk on ♪
501
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,776
♪ if I could just
hold you again. ♪
502
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:23,314
[saxophone solo]
503
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:27,651
♪
504
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:32,923
♪
505
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:38,662
♪ I'd fall down on my knees... ♪
506
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:44,201
♪
507
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:47,404
♪ if I could just hold you... ♪