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♪
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Adult mark: They say
money can't buy happiness...
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Mike sr: Good god!
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Phone bill's past due,
power bill's past due.
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I'm not paying my dues,
I'm paying my past dues!
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Adult mark: But poverty
can't buy anything.
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Well, you'd better
pay the tv bill.
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'cause I'm betting on
the tyson/frazier fight.
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You want me to pay a bill so
you can gamble away your money?
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Oh, you don't know the
first thing about investments!
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[dreary music]
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[sighs heavily]
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Good morning.
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You slept in.
You'll miss your bus.
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You want some toast?
Mark: No, thanks.
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You can eat at recess, then.
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Look.
I made you a special lunch.
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Two buns, two bags of chips,
and two pepsis, huh?
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Adult mark: My mother
was killing me with kindness.
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And maybe diabetes.
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I couldn't fit in
your sandwich.
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You want to eat that on the bus?
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That's okay.
Thanks, mom.
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[emotional music]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[door slams]
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The redhead dumped him.
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Mary: What?
Pop: She's got a new boyfriend.
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Pop: He's a bit older.
Drives a car!
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I'd tell you more, but...
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I'm sworn to secrecy.
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Hey, guys.
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Mary: Mike, honey!
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Here, made you a ham sandwich.
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Mike jr: Oh, thank you!
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Mike sr: How was
the night shift?
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Oh, it was awesome.
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And you know what?
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I got my first cheque.
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Mary: Oh!
Mike sr: Oh, well done!
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That's my boy!
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That can't be right.
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Says here he's making 10 cents
more an hour than I am.
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[chuckles]
cool.
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Jesus murphy!
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You can't be making
less than your son.
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Well, when's the last time
you asked for a raise?
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Well, I...
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I mean, you have to...
Find the right time
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For this kind of...
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Adult mark: The old man
hated conflict.
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He believed in living life
as free as a bird.
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An ostrich, specifically,
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With his head buried
deep in the sand.
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Mary: The right time
is right now.
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Now, you get on over there
and you tell mr. Murphy
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That you're the heart and soul
of that station!
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And all that other crap
you're always telling me, hm?
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♪
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Go on.
Huss!
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[radio playing "every time
you go away" by paul young]
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Adult mark: The bus
was where I first saw her,
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And now every inch of it
reminded me of her.
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♪ you take a piece of me
with you...
♪
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♪ every time you go away...
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♪ you take a piece of me
with you
... ♪
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Fox: Hey.
Mark: Hey.
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Adult mark: Our
witty banter was back!
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All I had to do now
was not say anything stupid!
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Mark: So...
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Why isn't your
boyfriend driving you?
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You know,
besides it being illegal.
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Even with a learner's permit,
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You should always have
an adult present in the car.
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Adult mark: And so much
for that.
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We broke up.
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Oh.
That's too bad.
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Adult mark: Huzzah!
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I had defeated my enemy
without having to do a thing.
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I felt as powerful
as the noble ostrich.
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He's a jerk.
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He's always trying to
get me to do gross stuff.
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Boys are dicks.
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Can I ask you
a personal question?
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If he's so rotten,
then why'd you even date him?
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In the summer,
he seemed nice
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Compared to everyone else
I was hanging out with,
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But now I realize that's 'cause
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The people I was
hanging out with... Suck.
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♪
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Check this out.
I got double-lunched.
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No way!
How?
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Oh, my mom.
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Fox: Okay, give me the chips.
Mark: Both?
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Adult mark: The bus
had become a time machine,
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And by the time
we got to school,
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I felt as though a great
weight had been lifted
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From my shoulders...
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...And tied around my ankles.
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Fox: [to mark]
that's so lame...
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Millard: Hey, fox!
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Millard: We gotta talk.
Fox: I gotta get to class.
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Oh, would you
just give it up?!
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She said she doesn't
want to talk to you.
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Millard: And I wasn't
talking to
you