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♪ Don't wanna be a player ♪
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♪ I don't wanna be
A player no more ♪
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♪ I'm not a player
I just crush a lot ♪
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♪ But me and Punisher, still got
What you're lookin' for ♪
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♪ I don't wanna be
Don't wanna be ♪
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♪ I don't wanna be
A player no more ♪
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♪ I'm not a player
I just crush a lot ♪
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♪ But you know Big Pun
And Joe still down by law ♪
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♪ Who's down to crush tonight? ♪
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♪ Hey yo, I'm still not a player
But you still a hater ♪
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♪ Elevator to the top, hah
See you later ♪
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♪ I'm gone, penthouse suite ♪
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♪ Penthouse freaks
In-house beach ♪
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Sir?
Please stop dancing.
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Really, stop that.
No one wants to see it. Stop.
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♪ Puffin' the lye
From my Twinzito ♪
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♪ Up in the Benzito
With my kiko ♪
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♪ From Queens nicknamed Perico ♪
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♪ We go back like PA's
And wearin' PJ's ♪
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♪ Now we reach the peakage
Runnin' trains for three days ♪
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♪ Who want to ride?
It won't cost you a dollar ♪
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♪ Whether soft or harder ♪
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♪ Of course
You still gonna holla ♪
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Yeah! Look at your boy!
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Boom! There he is. I found him!
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Oh, man.
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So how do I look?
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You look like
Black Where's Waldo.
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No.
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Oompa Loompa. Minion?
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You sound like a hater. No.
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That's what we doing? Huh?
Give me this.
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Hey, give me that!
- Give me it!
- No, no, no!
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We're going to our reunion.
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I don't want you
on this phone all night,
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being sad and everything,
playing Wordfeud.
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There's a reason
for people to get together
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and lie about
how their life doesn't suck.
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- And get laid.
- What do you mean, get laid?
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I'm definitely
getting laid tonight.
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- No. In this outfit?
-This is my lucky outfit.
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This is the outfit
I lost my virginity in
the night of the graduation.
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No, you got an over-the-pants
handjob.
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Hey, well, she--
It wasn't my hand.
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It was somebody else's hand.
So that's...
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Oh, shit.
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What, hey!
Don't touch that.
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You ain't see that?
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She was going 55 in a
school zone. Step on it!
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Roll down your window,
please, ma'am.
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Yeah. I'm-- I'm sorry, Officer.
Was I speeding?
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Thirty miles
over the speed limit.
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Okay, I'm just trying to get
to this high school reunion.
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Here.
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Can I see your face?
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- Jasmine?
- Yeah.
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It's Evan. Evan--
I shouldn't do that.
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- Evan-- Evan West.
- Oh, my God!
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Wow, it's great--
great seeing you.
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God, I'm so glad it's you.
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I was scared for a second there,
because I really hate cops.
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I'm a cop, so...
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Ray! Why-- Why'd you
get out of the car?
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Ray...'Cause you said it was Jasmine.
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Jasmine? I was like,
"Okay, I gotta see her too."
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- Oh, man.
- I mean, you look...
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Look, man, I don't wanna
be a jerk about this,
you know what I mean?
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Because you used to be
a skater girl and everything.
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But you have really
switched it up.
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He's joking with you.
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He--No, man, she looks amazing.
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- I'm giving her a compliment.
- Yeah. You do look amazing.
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- You look beautiful.
-You look great.
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Appreciate that.
You guys haven't
changed one bit.
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Thanks. Yeah, thanks.
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Not one bit.
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- Thank you!
- Well, a little. I would like...
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Yeah.
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So you're working
at The Times now?
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- Is that what's going on?
- Oh, yeah.
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Ten years.
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- That's great.
-Yeah.
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This...
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Mm-hmm.
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Should we finish
this conversation at the house?
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Yeah. Yes.
Well, you can follow us.
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Thank you.
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- Okay, we'll see you there.
-Bye!
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Okay.
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- Talk to you later. All right.
-See you.
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- I'll see you at the party.
- I'm stupid.
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I'm so fucking stupid, Ray.
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Don't-- What? What's that face?
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- She want the backwoods dick.
- No, she doesn't.
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Yes, she does. She wants
some backwoods dick tonight.
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You could give it to her.
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- Okay?
- Backwoods dick.
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Yeah, she want that bearded,
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cool cop, backwoods dick.
That's right.
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She want it for the front woods
and the back woods.
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Oh, well-I'm just saying.
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But seriously, though, bro,
I'm worried about you, man.
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You ain't been
on a date in months.
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It's-- Well, you know...
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You know, so, let me
check out your Tinder profile.
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- See what you got going on.
- No, don't bring
that up right now.
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- Please. Please.
- Okay, what is this?
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That? I'm dressed
as Phantom of the Opera
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for Horrorpalooza.
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Horrorpalooza? That's a thing?
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Yes. It's dope, man.
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You was Phantom of the Opera
for Horrorpalooza.
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- Yeah.
- You didn't wanna be nobody else.
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Michael Myers,
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- you didn't wanna be Freddy.
- Dude-- No.
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Who is scared
of the Phantom of the Opera?
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- Theatergoers.
-What the f--
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Mathew's probably
gonna love this.
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I mean, playing host,
showing off his fancy house.
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- All his fucking money.
- He's rich as fuck.
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- I know.
- Hold on, hold on.
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But don't worry
about that asshole.
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You need to worry about her.
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- Hi.
- Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God. I look dumb, don't I?She's here, man.
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Yeah, you look like
somebody dresses--
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- Was the hat too much?
- It's just too much.
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You got your badge out,
your fucking name tag.
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- I know.
- But hold on, hold on.
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Okay.
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Okay, now you look good.
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- Thank you. Clean cut.
- Hey! Wait a minute.
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I didn't...
What?
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You smell amazing.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Is that a new cologne?
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La Nuit De L'homme
by Saint Laurent.
You like that?
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- I like it a lot.
- You want a little waft of that?
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- Take that.
- Hey, what are you guys doing?
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Yeah, these fucking
flying roaches... Yeah. Snow flies.
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They're... And because...
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You've heard about--
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They migrated into... Yeah, yeah.
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...Ridgeview.
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It's gonna be a blast.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, shit! Uh-oh!
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Here comes trouble, baby!
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What's up?
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Look who it is.
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Hey, it's not a real party
till the townies show up.
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Yeah! Fuck me running!
- Come here.
- Good to see you. How are--
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- Jesus. Whoa, whoa.
-How are you?
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Are you a cop?
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Yes. I know. That was
assault of an officer, so...
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- Hi, Mathew.
-Jasmine. Oh, my God.
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- You look fantastic!
- Thank you.
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-How are you?
- Wonderful.
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Oh, my God.
You come with these idiots?
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Oh, no, we just ran
into each other out on the road.
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Oh, okay,
that makes way more sense.
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Yeah, I was a bit like,
"Whoa, that's weird."
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This place is amazing.
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Oh, thanks. It has its kinks.
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I mean,
there's terrible cell reception,
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so just hop on the Wi-Fi
if you need to,
you know what I mean?
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Listen, I'm just happy
to have you guys at my house,
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you know, as a symbol
for how far we've all
come in life, right?
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Yeah.
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We're all killing it.
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Hey, guys, we're winning.
Look who I fucking found.
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-Hey!
- Life of the party.
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- Drink? Okay.
- Yes, please.
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Oh, it's so weird
seeing all these people again.
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- Cheers.
- Oh, my God, I need this drink.
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Hey, Evan.
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- Hey.
- Oh, my goodness.
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- What is that?
-What is this?
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Oh, my gosh.
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- Why would he put that photo in?
- Miss Hot Topic.
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-Those pants.
-2001.
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- So angry.
- Oh, that is glorious.
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I know--So cool, right?
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- Oh! My God!
- Oh! My God!
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I got you.
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-Cheers.
- Cheers.
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-Thanks for having us.
- Yeah, absolutely.
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My party planners did all this.
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-They did a great job.
- Oh, this whole thing?
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Yeah. It's a tribute
to more innocent times, I guess.
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Yeah. I--
I wouldn't call it innocent.
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It felt like, uh,
high school was pretty brutal
for some people.
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Try marriage.
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Oh, that's right.
Are your wife and kids here?
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No, no, she brought the kids
to her parents' place.
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To Westchester. Yeah.
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But that is great for me
'cause it's Daddy's weekend.
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I love it.
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- Peter!
-It's been-- Oh!
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- Oh.
- He... He's gone.
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Don't walk away.
Come here.
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Man, look at this.
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- We have the track stars.
- What?
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- And we have Evan West.
-Such a young guy.
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Full of promise and hope.
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Just down the drain.
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Ugh. To regrets.
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Mr. Buckley.
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Wow, man. Do you remember me?
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Quite well,
Mr. Hammond.
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You're literally wearing
the same thing
you did in high school.
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You haven't changed at all.
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Well, I appreciate
you recognize the outfit,
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'cause, I mean,
I still look fly.
This is fly, right?
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- Yes, it is.
- Well, look, how are you doing?
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I know you're retired by now,
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somewhere in Florida
- with your feet up.
-Florida?
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I would rather cut off
my own head and eat it
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than retire to Florida.
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No, I am still teaching.
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I've had a few financial woes,
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so I'm still chained
to the classroom.
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Goddamn, Mr. Buckley,
you still-- you still got
that delivery, man.
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You still got
the intensity in you.
The Vincent Price. It's just...
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So, what are you
doing these days?
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I heard you were
a dog walker or something.
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Sir? Would you like one?
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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You don't remember me, do you?
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Um...
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I remember you, Evan West.
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I remember every single person
at this party.
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Yeah, it's crazy
seeing everyone, right?
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It's really exciting.
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You were one
of the good ones.
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So tonight, you will be spared.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Hot tip. Make sure you get
a front-row seat for the show,
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because the show
starts very soon.
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-Sorry.
-I'm sorry.
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Hey.
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Okay...
245
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,855
You're not gonna believe
who's fucking here.
246
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:39,856
Who?
247
00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:41,814
I can't believe she came.
248
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,251
- Meagan.
- Dude, chill out.
249
00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:46,906
Chill out, you dated her
for three months 200 years ago.
250
00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:48,299
Just avoid her. It's fine.
251
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,735
You can't avoid a black hole.
252
00:10:49,822 --> 00:10:51,432
I love the combination.
253
00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:54,348
Who is that? Do you remember
who that girl is? I don't.
254
00:10:54,435 --> 00:10:55,915
I can't pin it.
255
00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:58,439
Look at all that.
She was talking to Mathew.
256
00:10:58,526 --> 00:11:00,964
All in his face, kiki-ing away.
257
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,835
- No, she's not.
-That's why Meagan came.
258
00:11:02,922 --> 00:11:05,011
- She wanted to fuck my head up.
- No, she's not
fucking your head up.
259
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,578
I'm going over there.
I gotta hear what they say.
260
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,622
I gotta go eavesdrop.
261
00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:09,233
No, you're not gonna
- go over there.
-Yes, I am.
262
00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:10,756
Don't do it. Don't-- Chill out.
Chill out. Chill.
263
00:11:10,843 --> 00:11:12,410
No! Hey! Hey! Hey!
264
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,107
Ray! Uh--
265
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,809
You know, I just feel like
266
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,812
I attract these
toxic relationships.
267
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:26,250
You know, I date these losers
with no ambition,
268
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,599
no purpose.
269
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,037
That's not you!
270
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,430
- No, that ain't you.
- No.
271
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,912
You've got it together!
272
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,305
White wine, please.
273
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,134
Yo!
274
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,136
That's not who I think it is.
275
00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:45,573
- Jesus Christ.
- Amanda Tanner.
276
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,880
- Tequila. Double.
- It is you!
277
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:48,968
You gotta give me a hug.
278
00:11:49,055 --> 00:11:50,187
- You look so good.
- Oh. Oh.
279
00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:52,058
No. No, no.
No, no, no. Thank you.
280
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,799
Personal space. My bad.
281
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,192
How are you?
282
00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:57,803
Good. I'm good.
283
00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,979
I graduated from Colgate.
284
00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:03,330
I got my Masters
in Political Science from Brown.
285
00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:05,855
I have two kids,
Bryant and Abigail.
286
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,160
I hear you're
running for office.
287
00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:09,249
Yes, I am. Congress.
288
00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:10,555
Con... In the fall.
289
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,210
Congress in the fall? Wow.
290
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,994
You was the craziest girl
I knew in high school.
291
00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:16,996
- Oh, stop.
- For real, you had a DUI.
292
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,781
You was doing cocaine.
293
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,652
Do you remember that time
294
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,393
you beat the shit
out of Becky Kissinger?
295
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,960
You whupped her ass.
296
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,831
What did she do to you
to deserve that ass-whupping?
297
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:28,703
Goddamn, you had brass knuckles
on and everything.
298
00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:31,184
You knew about that?
299
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:32,838
Everybody knew.
300
00:12:33,012 --> 00:12:33,926
How?
301
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,972
Okay, that got
a little bit intense.
302
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,800
I'm sorry, Amanda.
303
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,150
Is this asshole bothering you?
304
00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:42,761
Oh. Yes.
305
00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:44,110
My ex-boo thang.
306
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,590
Still looking good.
You look terrific.
307
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,549
I wonder what the secret is.
Oh, I know what it is.
308
00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:50,160
Maybe crushing men's hearts.
309
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,597
How are you, Ray?
310
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,948
You still working
as a bartender at Luigi's,
311
00:12:56,035 --> 00:12:58,951
or did they finally realize
you too short to
reach the top shelf?
312
00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:05,784
Oh, you still go it.
You still got the jokes.
313
00:13:06,045 --> 00:13:07,873
Oh. Goddamn.
314
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,267
Yeah, the short jokes.
I don't miss that shit.
315
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,269
Hey, everything okay?
Good, good?
316
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,966
How's it go--Yes.
317
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,489
This just got great.
318
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,276
What the fuck is up,
Ridgeview High class of 2001?
319
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,799
Everyone listen up for a second.
320
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,845
I'm not the one
to make speeches, typically,
321
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,543
but, uh, I just want everyone
to say thank you
322
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,719
to my hot-as-fuck wife, Lisa.
323
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:29,068
- She's on FaceTime.
-[ON PHONE] Hey there!
324
00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:31,201
Say thank you for
having this party.
325
00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,768
Thank you!
326
00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:35,596
Hi. Hey there, everyone.
327
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,295
I hope everyone's over 21.
328
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:41,864
Oh! She's pretty and funny.
Baby, please drive safe.
329
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,343
It's coming down
out there, okay?
330
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:45,824
Don't do anything stupid
like I would do, all right?
331
00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:48,000
And everyone, please drive safe.
332
00:13:48,609 --> 00:13:49,610
Use Uber.
333
00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:51,743
Crash if you need to.
334
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,614
Don't stay the night,
but take Uber
335
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,747
and don't sue
the fuck out of us,
thank you very much.
336
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,837
Say bye to Lisa, everyone.
My little sweet flower. Bye!
337
00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:00,665
We love you, baby.
Be safe, please.
338
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,406
Don't go crazy. What? I can't hear you.
339
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,974
Okay, bye.
340
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,932
All right,
now for the main event.
341
00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:08,412
The entertainment
for the evening.
342
00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:10,414
Everyone's favorite garage band
343
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,329
they got finger-banged to
in the janitor closet,
344
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,721
What The Dilly-O.
345
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,472
♪ I was like, good gracious
Ass is bodacious ♪
346
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,692
♪ Flirtatious
Tryin' to show patience ♪
347
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,042
♪ Waitin' for the right time
To shoot my steez ♪
348
00:14:30,129 --> 00:14:32,001
♪ Waitin' for the right time
To flash them keys ♪
349
00:14:32,131 --> 00:14:34,742
♪ Then, uh, I'm leavin'
Please believe in ♪
350
00:14:34,829 --> 00:14:36,657
♪ Me and the rest
Of my heathens ♪
351
00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:38,659
♪ Check it, got it locked at
The top of the Four Seasons ♪
352
00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:39,747
♪ Penthouse, roof top... ♪
353
00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:48,191
I saw a dead squirrel
in the driveway.
354
00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,715
Oh, okay, so here, this is...
355
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,195
Yeah, here he is.
This is my little Fynn.
356
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,761
Spelled with a Y.Oh, my gosh.
357
00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:55,633
I'm so happy
that name is popular again.
358
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,069
Well, you can see
he's so beguiling.
359
00:14:57,156 --> 00:14:58,070
Hmm.
360
00:14:58,636 --> 00:14:59,985
What--
What about you, Jas?
361
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:03,510
Will you guys excuse me?
I have to go pee.
362
00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:05,730
I have to pee
every five minutes,
and I can't even drink.
363
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,427
- Oh. I'm-- I'll drink for you.
- Okay.
364
00:15:07,514 --> 00:15:08,559
Love you.
365
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,345
- She seems sad, don't you think?
- Yeah, no, she's in trouble.
366
00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:14,434
Hey. Can I hang with you?
367
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,045
- Yeah. Great.
- Yeah.
368
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,960
It's nice to talk to someone
who's not lactating.
369
00:15:18,264 --> 00:15:19,613
- Thanks.
- Are you...
370
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,093
- Are you on Wordfeud?
- No.
371
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:23,182
- Evan!
- Guilty. Yeah, sorry.
372
00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:25,663
- Sorry. Sorry.
- You have officially
failed your reunion.
373
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,404
- Really?
-Give me your hand.
374
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,406
- Okay.
-There's still time
to turn it around.
375
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,451
- Let's go dance.
- Are we doing this? Oh, God.
376
00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:33,714
Oh, come on.
You used to be a great dancer.
377
00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,064
Let's see it.
378
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,413
Come on, you got it.
379
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,111
- Don't be shy.
- I am really-- I'm shy.
380
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,026
Oh. Do you ever
make it to New York?
381
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,419
- To New York?
-Yeah.
382
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,463
Not really, no.
383
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,075
Really?
'Cause your Tinder profile
says otherwise.
384
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,380
What is this?
385
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,600
- Are you cockblocking yourself?
- No!
386
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,732
- That is a block of a cock.
- Give me-- I-- Stop.
387
00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:53,734
Why does everyone
give me shit about that?
388
00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:55,693
I like it. It doesn't matter.
389
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,651
I mean, it'd be cool
if you were trying to bang
390
00:15:57,738 --> 00:15:59,001
the Creature
from the Black Lagoon.
391
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,526
Seems like
you're on Tinder too now.
392
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,484
- Yeah. Unfortunately.
- Yeah.
393
00:16:04,571 --> 00:16:06,138
I meant, how's it been going?
394
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:08,010
It's the worst.
But you know, actually,
395
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:11,317
I would say that the worst date
still in sophomore year.
396
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,972
We smoked a blunt
- in the parking lot.
- Yes, we did.
397
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,669
You didn't talk to me for,
like, two hours.
398
00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:17,758
Yeah, 'cause I thought
- I was dying.
- Yeah?
399
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,325
You know?
400
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,284
And you avoided me
for the rest of the school year.
401
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,199
Yeah. Yeah,
thank you for reminding me
402
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,201
of my most
humiliating date ever.
403
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,376
-You're welcome.
- Thank you.
404
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,900
It was so bad,
I would give you a redo.
405
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,075
Really?
406
00:16:30,771 --> 00:16:32,208
I appreciate the pity.
407
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,426
You're safe with me.
408
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,428
Oh, Jesus.
409
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,213
I don't think Mathew's wife
would appreciate that.
410
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,867
- Oh, it's a party.
- That's a really
cool move, though.
411
00:16:39,954 --> 00:16:41,956
- Hey!
- Yeah!
412
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,741
- Fucking love it.
- Come on!
413
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,573
Man.
414
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,577
Oh.
415
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,188
Hey.
416
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,104
Yeah!
417
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,801
-Knock it off.
- Whoa.
418
00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:04,414
Oh, God, it's getting
- heated over there.
- What's up?
419
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,111
Hey, come on, Meagan.
We partying.
420
00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:08,200
- Baby, what you talking about?
- We fighting.
421
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,726
- Whoa! Whoa!
- I just said, knock it off!
422
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,035
You almost broke
my fucking arm, you sociopath!
423
00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:19,385
Hey, hey, hey!
Come on, you guys. Calm down.
424
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,126
- It's good, it's a party.
- No, I'm not calming down.
425
00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:22,127
She's fucking crazy.
426
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:23,868
And guess what?
I'm pressing charges.
That's right.
427
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,348
- You a police officer. Yeah.
- You gonna press charges?
428
00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:28,699
You gonna press fucking charges?
You know what? Fuck you!
429
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,440
- Meagan?
- All of this!
430
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:31,919
Fuck it all!
431
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,096
It's okay, buddy. Calm down.
432
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,445
Okay... RAY: Crazy-ass ho.
433
00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:37,882
No, no, no, no, no!
434
00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:39,971
-Meet me outside.
- Why you gotta be...
435
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,625
Fuck you, I ain't going outside.
436
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,888
I have something
I'd like to say.
437
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,241
I would like to make a toast.
438
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,158
To the class of 2001.
439
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,074
It's been a long time.
440
00:17:56,727 --> 00:18:00,383
But it's also been
a long time...
441
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,820
coming.
442
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:04,778
Hmm.
443
00:18:05,779 --> 00:18:07,085
Hello, Mathew.
444
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,131
Miss me?
445
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:12,482
What? Sorry, I--
I don't know who you are.
446
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,092
Don't you recognize me?
447
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,793
- No... No, I don't.
-Don't look at them.
448
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,534
They can't help you now.
449
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,276
I'll fill in the picture.
450
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,411
I used to have
hair down to here.
451
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,805
You popularly coined it
a hair cape.
452
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,938
Caught on quite well.
453
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,726
It's gotta sting, huh?
454
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:41,598
Seeing me like this.
455
00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:44,340
Showing up to our reunion
456
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:48,300
after years of
you all telling me
457
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,997
that I would never make it.
458
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:54,480
And yet, somehow,
I'm wearing $62 shoes.
459
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,440
So the joke's on you.
460
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,879
If I could just call
the old me...
461
00:19:02,662 --> 00:19:03,663
Oh...
462
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,060
It's ringing.
463
00:19:11,105 --> 00:19:12,063
Hey, Viv.
464
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:14,500
I'm in the future.
465
00:19:15,762 --> 00:19:16,937
It all worked out.
466
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,159
Winning. Successful.
467
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:26,208
Yeah. The little sparrow
you tried to crush
468
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,253
has turned into
the golden goose.
469
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,213
I've waited 20 years
to say this.
470
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:36,609
Ha... ha... ha!
471
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:40,657
So let's raise our glasses
472
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:44,138
to the class of
Ridgeview High, yes?
473
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:46,837
Time to reap what you've sown.
474
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:50,493
Okay.
475
00:19:50,971 --> 00:19:53,496
That's just the storm, everyone.
Don't freak out. Uh...
476
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,237
Here, some phone light.
477
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,195
Ev, hey, will you come with me?
Find the breaker box?
478
00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:59,066
-Yeah. Yeah.
-I'll be right back.
Don't steal my shit!
479
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:02,026
Oh, my God, that was crazy, man.
480
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,115
- Do you remember that chick?
- No, actually.
481
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,378
-This is a hell of a house.
-Yeah, thank you.
482
00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:09,207
You gonna get a reach-around
from Jasmine tonight or what?
483
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,210
-I'm serious.
-I-- I--
484
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:16,258
Well, I'm... Okay, I hope this works.
485
00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:22,220
- Hey! There it is.
- Hey! Thank God!
486
00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:24,004
Hey! Bada bing.
487
00:20:24,091 --> 00:20:25,136
Oh. I just remembered something.
488
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:26,398
Check this out.
489
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:30,446
I got something that's gonna
turn the night right around.
490
00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:32,230
What do you got, man?
491
00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:34,537
People are gonna shit
their pants when they see this.
492
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,582
Holy shit, where the fuck
did you get this?
493
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,410
- Oh! Nice shot.
- Oh! Okay.
494
00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:39,846
I didn't pull it
out of my asshole, Evan.
495
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:42,240
I stole it 20 years ago.
Started out in petty theft
496
00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:44,111
before graduating
to white-collar crime.
497
00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:46,592
This thing is hideous.
I forgot about it.
498
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,899
Okay, I'm gonna go
put this thing on.
499
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,770
Oh, shit, you're gonna go
to the party in it?
500
00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:52,381
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go,
"Go, Wildcats!"
501
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,600
Okay. Yeah. Argh!
502
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:57,299
- Don't let anyone upstairs.
- Okay. Okay.
503
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,781
-Hey.
- Oh, my God.
504
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:04,001
- Is she okay?
- Yeah. She-- She got the spins.
505
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,394
Oh, my God. What is this?
506
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,091
It's Vivian's yearbook.
507
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,485
Oh. I love the artwork.
508
00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:11,878
Um. Have you seen Ray?
509
00:21:13,053 --> 00:21:14,620
Yeah, he went outside.
510
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,058
Thank you.
511
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:21,453
Hey.
512
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,063
You okay?
513
00:21:23,237 --> 00:21:24,891
Her crazy ass
tried to stab me with a shoe.
514
00:21:24,978 --> 00:21:26,502
- Huh? You saw that, right?
-I did see that.
515
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,765
But you, you definitely
did take it too far.
516
00:21:28,895 --> 00:21:30,984
First of all, I didn't--
I didn't go that far.
517
00:21:31,071 --> 00:21:32,638
Yes, I gave
a lot of pelvic action.
518
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,987
- That did happen.
- I saw it.
519
00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:35,554
But look, I got sloppy.
520
00:21:35,641 --> 00:21:37,556
I saw her dance with Mathew,
I got a little jealous.
521
00:21:37,643 --> 00:21:39,079
But that was Meagan
doing her Meagan shit.
522
00:21:39,384 --> 00:21:41,430
No, it wasn't Meagan.
- It was you, man.
- Trying to be in my head.
523
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,955
You're acting like, what,
you're 18 years old again?
524
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,566
You dress like
you're 2001 Kanye.
525
00:21:47,653 --> 00:21:50,482
You're working at
the same part-time job
you have been for 13 years.
526
00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:52,397
You're embarrassing
yourself, man.
527
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,139
But, I mean, that's a record
for part-time jobs,
528
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:58,142
probably, 13 years
without being promoted.
529
00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,361
And my point exactly.
530
00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:01,014
Wow!
531
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,321
You're acting like you care
what these motherfuckers think.
532
00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:05,018
You didn't even want
to come to this fucking party.
533
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:08,370
Yeah. You sit with
Meagan in your head.
534
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,893
Do whatever you got to do.
535
00:22:10,023 --> 00:22:11,460
I'm freezing. I'm going inside.
536
00:22:13,418 --> 00:22:15,072
No,
I'm not comfortable with that.
537
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,509
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I'm not gonna do it.
538
00:22:17,596 --> 00:22:19,250
This is the end
of the conversation.
539
00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:20,904
- You good? You okay?
-Yeah.
540
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:23,080
- How's Ray?
- Oh. He's a dumpster fire.
541
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,125
Come on,
- let's go get another drink.
- No, I can't.
542
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,693
Oh. There's Matty. Hey, buddy.
543
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,739
- Oh, Jesus.
- Did he just slap you
on the butt?
544
00:22:29,869 --> 00:22:31,436
Not hard enough, actually.
545
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:35,092
Come on,
- let's go get another drink.
- No, I shouldn't.
546
00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,833
I have a work thing
tomorrow morning,
547
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,443
and whenever I drink too much,
it's a shit show.
548
00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:41,228
On time. Look at this.
Jell-O shots.
549
00:22:41,315 --> 00:22:42,665
I feel good about this.
This is good.
550
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:45,189
Thank you so much.
Opportunity awaits.
551
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,669
- Just one.
- Just one.
552
00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:51,848
Triple vodka,
whatever's most expensive.
553
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:53,806
Mmm.
554
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,373
Have a drink with me. Come on.
555
00:22:55,721 --> 00:22:56,896
One for him.
556
00:22:56,983 --> 00:22:58,028
Yeah.
557
00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:01,553
A toast to
your future congresswoman.
558
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,163
- Cheers.
-Thank you.
559
00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:05,557
Mmm.
560
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,038
Goddamn it, that's good.
Give me another.
561
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,127
Whoo! We're getting
fucked up tonight!
562
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:13,739
Are you registered to vote?
563
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,219
Nope. I don't trust politicians.
564
00:23:15,741 --> 00:23:16,829
Terrific.
565
00:23:19,005 --> 00:23:20,398
Come on, we gotta be quick.
566
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,534
We need to get out
before we get stuck here.
567
00:23:27,753 --> 00:23:29,146
Hey-o!
568
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,017
Hey-o. Good seeing you.
569
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,497
- Shh.
-I'm not saying anything.
570
00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:34,456
- I'm really drunk.
- No!
571
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,762
Tequila.
572
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,503
- You smell like tequila.
-I do?
573
00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:40,157
Edward 40 Hands.
574
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:41,419
- Let's do it!
- Let's go!
575
00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:45,771
Hell, yeah!
576
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:49,949
Man, this is harder
than I remember.
577
00:23:50,036 --> 00:23:51,777
That guy's
casually drinking his.
578
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,257
Put some energy
- in that shit, man!
- Come on!
579
00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,388
Come on, Ted!
580
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,174
-Hey, man. We're out.
- Wait, where's everyone going?
581
00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:59,437
- I think it's the storm.
- Why is everyone going home?
582
00:23:59,524 --> 00:24:00,482
Are you the fun police?
583
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,744
Are you making
people leave?
584
00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:04,094
No, it's--Come on, I need to have fun!
585
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,704
- Okay, let's have fun.
-I deserve to have fun.
586
00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,706
- You do.
- I work my ass off
year after year.
587
00:24:07,793 --> 00:24:08,968
I don't get a promotion.
588
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,144
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
-My boyfriend got
transferred to London.
589
00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:13,103
- I don't want to know about that.
- He got transferred to London.
590
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,540
Do you know what he said?
He said he doesn't
see a future for us.
591
00:24:15,627 --> 00:24:17,150
- I'm sorry.
- He says that he...
592
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,501
doesn't think
that I'm gonna take to London.
593
00:24:20,632 --> 00:24:22,765
Who fucking says that?
"Take to London."
594
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:24,897
I like British Bake Off.
595
00:24:24,984 --> 00:24:27,291
-Yeah, I do too.
- I watch The Crown.
596
00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:29,249
- Agreed.
- I used to have really bad teeth
597
00:24:29,336 --> 00:24:31,208
- when I was young, you know?
- Okay. That's okay.
598
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:32,296
It's okay.
599
00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,558
-Bro.
- See you.
600
00:24:33,645 --> 00:24:35,038
Okay, okay.
601
00:24:35,734 --> 00:24:37,780
No, I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna be
that fucking girl
602
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:39,521
who gets drunk and cries
at a fucking party.
603
00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:41,174
A little too late, but... JASMINE: Annoying!
604
00:24:41,261 --> 00:24:42,959
- You're doing good.
- I just want to have fun.
605
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,351
- Okay.
- I don't care about the blizzard.
606
00:24:44,438 --> 00:24:45,744
I don't care about the snow.
607
00:24:45,831 --> 00:24:48,268
Neither do I.I want you to suck it.
608
00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:50,793
No. I'll have a-- I'll put it
in a glass or something.
609
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,881
- But come on.
- Okay.
610
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,274
Oh, come on.
611
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,410
- Stacy.
- Oh! Ray!
612
00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:00,454
Hi.
613
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,805
Yeah, it's crazy.
614
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,807
How you-- How you been?
615
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:06,243
Good, good. Really good.
616
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:07,505
- Yeah?
- It's a magical night, huh?
617
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,029
This has been-- It's so magical.
It's been, like, just beautiful.
618
00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:12,162
Just a great time seeing
everybody and everything,
you know.
619
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,164
Yeah. Ray, honey, can I just
skip in front of you?
620
00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:16,253
Because I'm actually
going for two.
621
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,472
Sorry, but I gotta pee so bad.
622
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,257
If I don't go in there,
I'm gonna pee on myself.
623
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:21,780
For sure, for sure,
it's just that I'm pregnant.
624
00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:23,434
I get it, yeah. Somebody
knocked you up. That's fine.
625
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,696
That's nice.
It's a beautiful thing.
626
00:25:24,783 --> 00:25:25,784
Gonna have a child
and everything.
627
00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,786
But I gotta pee, I'm sorry.
I would let you go first.
628
00:25:27,873 --> 00:25:30,049
Like, if it was the Titanic,
maybe you would go first, but...
629
00:25:30,136 --> 00:25:32,312
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- I'm sorry. Excuse me.
630
00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:34,576
Get out of my way! Sorry!
It's an emergency!
631
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:39,015
Okay, okay.
632
00:25:40,233 --> 00:25:41,408
Fucking game.
633
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:42,845
Is everything okay in there?
634
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,716
Um. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
635
00:25:44,803 --> 00:25:45,761
What-- No.
636
00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:47,719
-Excuse me!
-I said I was fine!
637
00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:51,375
You let me pee first,
and I will help you.
638
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,681
Really?
639
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,291
Yeah. It's not a big deal.
640
00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:55,814
I mean,
I've jerked you off before.
641
00:25:55,901 --> 00:25:57,076
Remember? Eighth grade?
At the movies?
642
00:25:57,511 --> 00:25:58,425
I got no choice.
643
00:25:58,512 --> 00:26:00,210
Yes. Yes, go ahead. Go, go.
644
00:26:03,517 --> 00:26:06,651
I swear I'm only having,
like, one, two more kids, max.
645
00:26:06,738 --> 00:26:09,045
Who gives a fuck? Please.
I gotta pee. Hurry up.
646
00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:11,830
I gotta go. I gotta go.
647
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:16,835
Okay, I got you.
648
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:22,188
Down! Down! Okay!
649
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:25,017
Okay. That's better.
650
00:26:25,104 --> 00:26:26,497
- Yes.
- There we go.
651
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,107
Okay.
652
00:26:28,194 --> 00:26:29,065
Okay.
653
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:36,028
Okay.
654
00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:41,555
What are you doing?
Ooh. Whoa.
655
00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:43,427
You're really doing this, huh?
656
00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:44,776
For old time's sake.
657
00:26:46,473 --> 00:26:47,953
Oh, shit, that feels so good.
658
00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:50,477
Give us a minute!
659
00:26:50,564 --> 00:26:51,609
-Let's go!
- Yes!
660
00:26:51,696 --> 00:26:54,046
Just--
Just give us 32 seconds!
661
00:27:03,403 --> 00:27:05,231
You okay there?
You all good?
662
00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:06,580
Okay.
663
00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:12,891
Oh, shit.
664
00:27:12,978 --> 00:27:14,719
I got to get these off my hands.
665
00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:20,377
Hey, here.
666
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,074
Oh, man.
Get that.
667
00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:25,861
Let's go!
668
00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:32,868
♪ You were always
669
00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:37,524
♪ Something that I want
670
00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:46,011
♪ You were always
671
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:50,886
♪ Something that I want
672
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:58,415
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
673
00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:01,853
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
674
00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:04,856
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
675
00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:08,033
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
676
00:28:08,207 --> 00:28:11,733
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
677
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:14,648
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
678
00:28:14,779 --> 00:28:17,782
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
679
00:28:17,869 --> 00:28:21,307
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
680
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:03,132
Hey, Mathew?
681
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,025
Mathew?
682
00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:44,521
Oh, my God!
683
00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:46,610
- Oh, my God!
- Jasmine, you okay?
684
00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:48,351
- What's up?
- Oh, my God. It's Mathew.
685
00:29:48,481 --> 00:29:49,700
Did someone just scream?
686
00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:50,788
Why?
687
00:29:51,397 --> 00:29:53,008
- Wh-- why are you screaming?
-Jesus Christ!
688
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:55,793
There is frost on my scrotum.
It's freezing in here.
689
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:57,839
Mathew's dead.
690
00:30:00,058 --> 00:30:01,799
- What?
- What?
691
00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:05,803
I'm sorry.
692
00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:14,290
-Coffee?
-Yes, please.
693
00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,164
You want some cream or sugar?
694
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:20,339
Bourbon.
695
00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:24,517
This is outrageous.
How is there no service?
696
00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:27,259
Mathew said the reception
up here was bad.
697
00:30:27,346 --> 00:30:29,392
I mean, you could try
connecting to the Wi-Fi.
698
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,047
I don't think
that's gonna happen.
699
00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:34,049
Somebody decided
to drown the modem.
700
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:36,790
Good Lord.
701
00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:38,705
Fuck!
702
00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:42,971
Okay, so we have no Wi-Fi
and the landlines are down.
703
00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:45,451
Perfect. I'm sure it'll take
the Department of Power two days
704
00:30:45,538 --> 00:30:48,367
to get everything running
in this bumblefuck county.
705
00:30:48,454 --> 00:30:50,761
Aren't you running for congress
in this district?
706
00:30:50,848 --> 00:30:53,285
Yes, Jasmine.
That was the plan.
707
00:30:53,372 --> 00:30:55,592
But now, I'm following
the path of Ted Kennedy
708
00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:57,115
with my very own Chappaquiddick.
709
00:30:57,202 --> 00:30:59,161
- Hm.
-Someone has died,
710
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:01,859
and all you can think about
is your political career.
711
00:31:02,555 --> 00:31:04,166
I feel very sad for you.
712
00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:05,689
If I lose this primary,
713
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:08,648
a 78-year-old casino pervert
will win this election.
714
00:31:08,735 --> 00:31:10,041
Is that what you want?
715
00:31:10,128 --> 00:31:11,782
Another bronze man
with a shriveled dick
716
00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:13,610
- running this place?
- Come on, stop.
717
00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:15,003
What's his stance on education?
718
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,352
That's what you took from this?
719
00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:17,353
Hey, you guys?
720
00:31:18,136 --> 00:31:20,225
I got a text message
from Mathew.
721
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,706
- When?
-Last night at 4:00 a.m.
722
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,360
I'm just getting it
because I'm charging my phone.
723
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:25,883
Okay, what does the text say?
724
00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:30,540
Well, spit it out, Miss Park.
We've had enough suspense.
725
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,194
Maybe she's playing a game.
726
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:33,586
We have to guess?
727
00:31:34,674 --> 00:31:36,415
Uh--He sexted her.
728
00:31:36,502 --> 00:31:38,330
Yeah. How did you know?
729
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,332
Because he sexted me too.
730
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,769
- Oh.
- He was completely wasted.
731
00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:45,729
- Oh, yeah.
-That's disgusting.
732
00:31:46,425 --> 00:31:49,515
We know the man was horny
before he died.
733
00:31:49,602 --> 00:31:52,170
Okay, come on, people.
734
00:31:52,257 --> 00:31:54,390
What's the plan? Walk to town?
735
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:56,044
That's about a seven-mile walk,
736
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,610
and with the cold
and the weather like this,
737
00:31:57,697 --> 00:32:00,178
you get hypothermia by the time
you hit the end of the driveway.
738
00:32:00,265 --> 00:32:01,136
Um...
739
00:32:01,266 --> 00:32:02,311
Okay, so...
740
00:32:02,702 --> 00:32:04,966
what is your proposal, Evan?
741
00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:07,794
Amanda, I...
Honestly, I don't think
742
00:32:07,881 --> 00:32:09,927
there's much we can do
till the landlines come up.
743
00:32:10,014 --> 00:32:11,755
- How long is that gonna be?
-I don't know.
744
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,931
- I don't know either.
-You're the cop.
745
00:32:14,018 --> 00:32:15,846
Do something.
746
00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:18,675
There might be
some reception outside. Um...
747
00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,591
I'll check the front lawn.
You go to the back, Ray.
748
00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:24,072
- Excuse me, run that by me again?
- Go check the back lawn
for reception.
749
00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:26,596
You want me to...
You want me to go outside?
750
00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:29,425
Yeah. See if there's
any reception on your phone.
751
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:31,427
Yeah, but there's a lot
of snow on the ground,
752
00:32:31,514 --> 00:32:32,515
it's like three feet, man.
753
00:32:32,645 --> 00:32:34,473
I don't want to--
It's cold out there.
754
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,998
Yeah, just go. Just--
I-- Ugh!
755
00:32:37,215 --> 00:32:38,608
Anybody else want to...
756
00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:41,741
Damn.
757
00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:49,358
"Oh, Ray, you..."
758
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,316
"You go out here
and check the back."
759
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,016
"Nobody else 'cause
you do whatever the fuck I say."
760
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:17,429
Fucking shit.
761
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,606
Fuck.
762
00:33:29,354 --> 00:33:31,487
Dispatch, this is Unit 12.
Do you copy?
763
00:33:43,629 --> 00:33:44,978
These lemons are fake.
764
00:33:48,199 --> 00:33:50,506
No luck with the radio.
765
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,377
What about a signal?
766
00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:55,032
So, what do we do?
767
00:33:55,902 --> 00:33:57,904
While I was out there,
something weird I discovered.
768
00:33:57,991 --> 00:33:59,558
All the security cameras
were shut off.
769
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,647
Did you see any tracks
in the back?
770
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:04,781
Like, footprints in the snow
coming or going from the house?
771
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:06,565
No, I actually didn't.
772
00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:09,829
I was hoping to see some
so I wouldn't have to tread
773
00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:11,701
through three feet
of fucking snow.
774
00:34:12,223 --> 00:34:14,356
Does anyone know
when the storm ended last night?
775
00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:18,577
Yeah, it was supposed
to be after, what, 3:00 a.m.?
776
00:34:18,664 --> 00:34:21,319
And what time did
Mathew text you?
777
00:34:21,406 --> 00:34:23,626
- Like 4:00 a.m.
- So if there's no footprints
778
00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,628
or car tracks in the snow,
779
00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:29,110
that means no one
left the party after 3:00 a.m.,
780
00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:32,200
and Mathew had been alive
for at least an hour,
781
00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:34,115
because he didn't text you
till 4:00 a.m.
782
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:35,464
Right.
783
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,118
And that means...
784
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:38,989
That means Mathew...
785
00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:44,168
was murdered after
the other guests were gone.
786
00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:46,997
So, what are you trying to say?
787
00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:49,913
That the killer is one of us.
788
00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:08,105
Okay, I'm just gonna say
what everyone is thinking.
789
00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:10,151
Yes, we should say how we feel.
790
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,674
Be honest.
791
00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:12,979
That's not-- No.
792
00:35:13,066 --> 00:35:14,111
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Evan, grab her arms.
793
00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:15,373
- What? No!
- What do you mean, grab her?
794
00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:17,070
There has to be rope
or something somewhere.
795
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:19,508
- Rope?
- Come on.
We all know that it's her.
796
00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:21,727
- I mean, look at her.
- How dare you?
797
00:35:21,814 --> 00:35:23,512
This is
my deceased mother's smock.
798
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:25,601
We all saw her Charles Manson
yearbook, no?
799
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:28,517
-Yes.
- Okay? And she called
Mathew out last night
800
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:30,606
- in front of everybody.
-Amanda,
put the knife down.
801
00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:33,478
Okay, fine.
But if she slits your throats,
802
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:34,784
not my fault.
803
00:35:35,001 --> 00:35:36,307
Okay, just breathe
for a second. Oh!
804
00:35:36,394 --> 00:35:38,570
- Stop!
- I'm being assaulted!
I'm being assaulted!
805
00:35:38,657 --> 00:35:41,573
You point a knife at me again,
and I will murder you too.
806
00:35:43,096 --> 00:35:44,185
She just confessed.
807
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,450
No, I meant if you murder me,
I'm gonna murder you back.
808
00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:50,060
To be clear,
I've never killed anyone.
809
00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:51,409
This will be my first kill.
810
00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:54,020
If you could just say that
real quick one more time.
811
00:35:54,107 --> 00:35:55,587
- Fine. Fine. I'm Vivian Chase.
-Stop.
812
00:35:55,674 --> 00:35:58,460
Okay,
everybody chill the fuck out.
813
00:35:58,547 --> 00:35:59,548
Damn!
814
00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:01,463
What the fuck is wrong
with y'all?
815
00:36:01,941 --> 00:36:02,986
It's only been 20 minutes,
816
00:36:03,247 --> 00:36:04,944
y'all acting like
this is The Hunger Games.
817
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:07,904
Now, look, Vivian got
shit-faced last night.
818
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:09,427
But just because
she got sloppy drunk
819
00:36:09,514 --> 00:36:11,299
doesn't mean she's a murderer.
820
00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:12,648
- Okay?
- Ah-ha!
821
00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,084
And look, if we could be real,
822
00:36:14,171 --> 00:36:16,173
all of us had a little beef
with Mathew, okay?
823
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:19,350
He was a preppy,
Hugo Boss-shirt-wearing asshole.
824
00:36:19,437 --> 00:36:20,612
Rest in peace.
825
00:36:20,699 --> 00:36:21,787
Yes, rest in peace.
826
00:36:21,874 --> 00:36:23,267
Look, y'all, in high school,
827
00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:25,008
we all had these
little weird grudges.
828
00:36:25,095 --> 00:36:26,792
It's just us being
high schoolers, okay?
829
00:36:26,879 --> 00:36:29,273
It's people you still
don't fucking like, okay?
830
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,492
Look, I'll give you
a perfect example.
831
00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:32,755
The person I know
that hated Mathew the most...
832
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:35,932
...I'm just
being straight up, is Evan.
833
00:36:36,149 --> 00:36:38,761
I mean, he talked hella shit
about Mathew all the time.
834
00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:41,285
Like, all the time.
835
00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:45,246
But that doesn't mean
he did anything, you know?
836
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,291
That's right. I remember.
837
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:51,774
Mr. West was
the all-American receiver.
838
00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:53,341
Destined for glory,
839
00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:55,995
and then cut down
in the prime of his life.
840
00:36:56,082 --> 00:36:57,127
Junior year.
841
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:59,782
I had a scholarship to Michigan.
Full ride.
842
00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:02,915
And one practice,
Mathew hit me a little too hard
843
00:37:03,002 --> 00:37:04,482
and shattered my knee
into 15 places.
844
00:37:04,569 --> 00:37:06,484
And I lost my scholarship.
That's true.
845
00:37:06,571 --> 00:37:08,791
- True.
-
Doomed for a life of mediocrity
846
00:37:08,878 --> 00:37:10,793
in a town you grew up in.
847
00:37:12,403 --> 00:37:14,579
I bet that made you
pretty angry, Mr. West.
848
00:37:15,188 --> 00:37:16,364
Or, dare I say,
849
00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:17,713
murderous?
850
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,978
It's just the way
you say shit, man.
851
00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:23,762
It's just so fucking intense.
852
00:37:23,849 --> 00:37:25,198
He didn't do--It's true.
853
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:27,244
Fuck-- Shut up.
Fuck what you talkin' about?
854
00:37:27,331 --> 00:37:29,507
- You're drunk.
- It's true. It's true.
I didn't like Mathew a lot.
855
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,030
I didn't, but I didn't kill him.
856
00:37:31,596 --> 00:37:33,990
Can we agree, can we just
calm down for a second?
857
00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:36,209
No one's assuming
anyone is anything.
858
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:38,168
I just think we need
859
00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:40,605
a moment to relax,
eat something. Yeah.
860
00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:41,954
Let's eat something.
We should eat.
861
00:37:42,868 --> 00:37:43,956
Is that cool?
862
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:46,263
No more pointing fingers,
no anything.
863
00:37:46,785 --> 00:37:48,265
Wow. Top cop.
864
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,703
That's a top cop right there,
coming up with a game plan.
865
00:37:52,051 --> 00:37:54,053
How about we get some food?
Let's eat.
866
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:55,185
- Yes.
- Let's eat.
867
00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:57,013
Let me see what's in here.
868
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,407
Let's see what Mathew got.
He has...
869
00:38:00,973 --> 00:38:02,192
Eggs, anyone?
870
00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,257
Lipstick? Really?
871
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,174
My wife doesn't
even know I'm here.
872
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:30,742
She's in Boston,
visiting her sister.
873
00:38:32,265 --> 00:38:33,354
Okay.
874
00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:37,227
Is anyone else freezing?
875
00:38:37,314 --> 00:38:38,489
- Yes.
-Yes.
876
00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,709
Don't you think
someone should go upstairs
877
00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:43,102
and, you know,
close Mathew's window?
878
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:45,757
Hey, um, we'll go.
879
00:38:46,497 --> 00:38:48,064
- Yeah.
- We'll go?
880
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:49,631
Yeah.
- Let's close the window.
-Yeah.
881
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:51,197
I want you comfortable,
you know?
882
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,721
Be right back.
883
00:38:54,679 --> 00:38:56,420
You'd think this would be warm,
but it's...
884
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,814
actually surprisingly thin.
885
00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,512
Thank you for
volunteering us, buddy.
886
00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:02,557
Hey.
887
00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:04,472
Hey, look,
somebody had to step up.
888
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:07,736
Listen, do not touch anything.
Put the gloves on, okay?
889
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:09,346
We go in, close the window,
get out.
890
00:39:09,651 --> 00:39:11,217
You think I'm some type
of idiot or something?
891
00:39:11,304 --> 00:39:13,350
I know how crime scenes work.
I watch cop shows all the time.
892
00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:15,918
- Ugh. Shit.
- Oh, Shit.
893
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,269
I heard dead bodies stink,
but not like this.
894
00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:25,884
Come on, let's get out of here.
What are you doing?
895
00:39:25,971 --> 00:39:28,887
Come here, look. Just come here.
Look at this. Look.
896
00:39:28,974 --> 00:39:30,106
Okay.
897
00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:31,934
It's a wardrobe
with a bullet hole in it.
898
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,196
Should I open it?
899
00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:35,241
No. You should not.
900
00:39:35,328 --> 00:39:37,069
Do not open it. No, do not--
What did I say?
901
00:39:37,156 --> 00:39:38,331
Just don't touch anything.
902
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:39,768
Hey, man, why don't you
do me a favor
903
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,552
and stop complaining
and look around some more.
904
00:39:41,639 --> 00:39:43,162
- For what? What am I looking for?
- I don't know.
905
00:39:43,249 --> 00:39:45,077
Look around. Look for clues.
Look under the bed.
906
00:39:45,164 --> 00:39:46,383
There's a dead body on the bed.
907
00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:48,167
Just look under there, please.
908
00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:53,346
I'm going to look under the bed.
909
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:55,610
Oh, look, nothing under the bed.
910
00:39:56,088 --> 00:39:58,134
Okay, can we go now, please?
911
00:39:58,221 --> 00:39:59,701
It's starting to smell in here.
Thank you.
912
00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:00,876
Okay.
913
00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:05,402
Wait, wait, hold on. Just think
about this for a second.
914
00:40:05,489 --> 00:40:07,099
None of this seems
strange to you?
915
00:40:07,186 --> 00:40:08,492
All of it seems strange to me.
916
00:40:08,579 --> 00:40:10,451
I mean,
our classmate got shot, yes.
917
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:13,018
Besides that. Like, why would he
have a window open
918
00:40:13,105 --> 00:40:14,106
in the middle of a blizzard?
919
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:16,587
I don't know. Maybe he was hot
last night. I don't know.
920
00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:18,415
So you think he got up,
stumbled his ass over there
921
00:40:18,502 --> 00:40:19,982
and opened the fucking window,
and the snow flew in his face
922
00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,723
- and he went back to bed?
-Maybe he was shit-faced--
923
00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:22,985
That don't make fucking sense.
924
00:40:23,202 --> 00:40:25,117
Okay, I'm not playing
investigator with you. Okay?
925
00:40:25,204 --> 00:40:26,423
- This is too crazy.
-I'm not trying to.
926
00:40:26,771 --> 00:40:28,730
But there's some obvious shit.
First of all, he got shot twice,
927
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,601
and there's one
random shot in the wardrobe.
928
00:40:30,688 --> 00:40:32,168
Who the fuck they had shooting,
Stevie Wonder?
929
00:40:32,255 --> 00:40:33,299
I don't know.
930
00:40:33,517 --> 00:40:35,388
I'm not an investigator.
This is not what I do.
931
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:37,129
I'm fucking terrified.
932
00:40:37,216 --> 00:40:39,480
Everybody downstairs
- is terrified, okay?
-Yeah.
933
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,090
There's a murderer
running around here.
934
00:40:41,394 --> 00:40:43,614
We can't just sit around
getting fucking shit-faced
with Mr. Buckley.
935
00:40:43,701 --> 00:40:44,746
We need to figure this shit out.
936
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:46,661
Matter of fact,
you got to step up, man.
937
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:49,707
We need some leadership
right now. Come on, man.
938
00:40:50,795 --> 00:40:52,188
- Come on.
-Okay, okay.
939
00:40:52,797 --> 00:40:54,712
First, we got to find
the murder weapon, right?
940
00:40:55,713 --> 00:40:57,410
Don't give me that-- I know--
941
00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:59,587
Because you know, you're prep--
You're ready for this shit.
942
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,240
- I know.
- This is your time to shine.
943
00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:02,764
- Gotta be cool about this.
- Okay, we'll be cool.
944
00:41:02,851 --> 00:41:03,852
But I'm excited.
I can't help it.
945
00:41:06,637 --> 00:41:08,247
What is it that you, um...
946
00:41:09,074 --> 00:41:10,249
that you do, exactly?
947
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,469
What do you mean?
948
00:41:12,556 --> 00:41:15,254
Your occupation. Lawyer? Doctor?
949
00:41:15,733 --> 00:41:16,821
Uh. No.
950
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:19,345
Those types of jobs
are very difficult
951
00:41:19,432 --> 00:41:20,869
when you're
neurologically diverse.
952
00:41:21,739 --> 00:41:24,133
You're schizo.
That makes more sense.
953
00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:27,440
No, I suffer from somnambulism.
954
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:29,834
Sleepwalking.
955
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,270
But to answer your question,
956
00:41:31,357 --> 00:41:33,403
what I do day-to-day for work
957
00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:35,797
is I am an online vigilante.
958
00:41:37,450 --> 00:41:38,887
And what is that, exactly?
959
00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:41,019
Hm. Well, we help the helpless.
960
00:41:41,454 --> 00:41:43,761
We speak for those
who have no voice.
961
00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:47,112
We walk the walk.
We talk the talk.
962
00:41:48,113 --> 00:41:52,770
I guess I'm most famous for
rescuing the Anderson children.
963
00:41:54,032 --> 00:41:55,077
Oh, wow.
964
00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:58,297
Please don't touch the photo.
965
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:00,604
Oh.
966
00:42:00,822 --> 00:42:02,519
So you rescue cats?
967
00:42:02,606 --> 00:42:04,608
Yeah. Harder than humans.
968
00:42:04,695 --> 00:42:06,741
You have no idea how hard it is
969
00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:10,353
to find an unspayed tabby
in Essex County, do you?
970
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,964
Oh. They all look the same.
971
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:16,098
So you're, uh, one of
those weird trolls
972
00:42:16,185 --> 00:42:18,013
from Don't Fuck with Cats.
973
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,231
She brought it up.
974
00:42:19,405 --> 00:42:20,537
Here we go.
975
00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:23,627
Legally, I'm not
allowed to talk about the film.
976
00:42:24,062 --> 00:42:25,890
People are taping us.
977
00:42:26,891 --> 00:42:28,284
There's cameras.
978
00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:30,547
You have to speak up.
There's-- I can't...
979
00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:34,464
I was cut
from the final product.
980
00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:36,466
There was an incident.
981
00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,163
Oh, God.
982
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,382
Let's just put it this way.
983
00:42:39,730 --> 00:42:42,080
They wouldn't have
caught the guy without me.
984
00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,735
Does that pay well?
Googling cats?
985
00:42:44,822 --> 00:42:45,823
Are you interrogating me?
986
00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:47,303
Okay, let's just
leave her alone.
987
00:42:47,433 --> 00:42:49,784
Oh, no, no, no. I'm just trying
to make conversation.
988
00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:51,394
We're snowbound,
and I don't want to be
989
00:42:51,524 --> 00:42:54,136
the first one to get eaten
by the Donner Party.
990
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,007
Oh.
We have gone from murder
991
00:42:56,094 --> 00:42:57,574
to cannibalism very quickly.
992
00:42:57,661 --> 00:42:59,707
Hey, guys,
if you're done with breakfast,
993
00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:01,752
I want to talk to you in
the living room. Is that cool?
994
00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:07,279
Okay, here's the plan, guys.
995
00:43:07,366 --> 00:43:08,846
We're gonna search the house
for the gun.
996
00:43:08,933 --> 00:43:10,805
And when we find the gun,
we find the killer.
997
00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:13,503
Clearly the weapon
is in Murder Poppins' bag.
998
00:43:14,504 --> 00:43:15,897
I thought her name was Mary.
999
00:43:15,984 --> 00:43:18,116
How about this. Circle up.
Bring it in. Come on.
1000
00:43:19,422 --> 00:43:22,860
Now can you please
put your hands
1001
00:43:22,947 --> 00:43:25,297
in the pocket or purse
of whoever's next to you
1002
00:43:25,384 --> 00:43:26,690
and pull out the contents?
1003
00:43:27,082 --> 00:43:29,519
- What?
- Just everyone...
1004
00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:30,738
Okay.
1005
00:43:30,825 --> 00:43:32,087
Where are your pockets?
1006
00:43:32,304 --> 00:43:34,567
- Yeah, come on.
- Okay.
1007
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:36,482
You have nothing to hide.
Let's do this.
1008
00:43:36,569 --> 00:43:38,136
- Ouch. Watch it.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1009
00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:44,186
-Sorry.
- Jeez.
1010
00:43:46,144 --> 00:43:47,232
Where'd you get this?
1011
00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:50,801
Oh, uh, I picked it up
off the floor last night.
1012
00:43:50,888 --> 00:43:52,455
I think somebody was dancing
a little too hard.
1013
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:54,152
Probably lost an earring,
you know.
1014
00:43:54,587 --> 00:43:56,154
-Hm. More cats.
-Everyone good?
1015
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:58,243
Nothing, right?
No one found anything?
1016
00:43:58,374 --> 00:43:59,636
- Amanda?
- Yes.
1017
00:44:01,290 --> 00:44:03,466
Great,
let's start searching upstairs.
1018
00:44:03,553 --> 00:44:05,033
Let's start with Vivian's room.
1019
00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:09,602
I didn't make my bed.
1020
00:44:37,587 --> 00:44:39,807
There's no gun in the closet.
1021
00:44:51,644 --> 00:44:52,733
Clear.
1022
00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:54,299
What?
1023
00:44:54,386 --> 00:44:55,474
Clear.
1024
00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:24,068
Hey.
1025
00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:26,549
- Did you find something?
- Me? Nothing.
1026
00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,333
What is that? Ah!
1027
00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:31,467
- Amanda! Where are you going?
-Hey! Hey!
1028
00:45:31,597 --> 00:45:32,555
Stop!
1029
00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:35,036
We've got a murderer! Get her!
1030
00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:36,080
- Get her!
-She's running!
1031
00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:38,909
I got it! I got it!
1032
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,259
-Come on! Push! Push!
-
1033
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,176
No! No!
1034
00:45:45,263 --> 00:45:46,787
Okay, grab it! Grab it!
1035
00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:48,049
No!
1036
00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:55,230
I have that same TV
in my kitchen.
1037
00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:01,758
[ON TAPE] Is it on? MATHEW: [ON TAPE] Yes, it's on.
1038
00:46:02,585 --> 00:46:03,847
Make sure you're recording.
1039
00:46:04,152 --> 00:46:05,631
You sure
you want to do this?
1040
00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,809
Read my fucking slogan.
1041
00:46:10,941 --> 00:46:12,813
That is a fascist slogan.
1042
00:46:14,771 --> 00:46:16,773
I'm gonna be class president.
1043
00:46:17,948 --> 00:46:18,993
Stop it.
1044
00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:20,995
Okay, car's gone.
1045
00:46:21,082 --> 00:46:22,735
Tina's parents are on vacation,
1046
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:26,000
which means that little skank
is home alone.
1047
00:46:26,087 --> 00:46:27,349
Amanda, put your mask on.
1048
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,048
- Is that Tina Ripley's house?
- Yeah.
1049
00:46:31,135 --> 00:46:32,789
She had to drop out
of the election
1050
00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,835
because she was in the hospital
or something.
1051
00:46:34,922 --> 00:46:36,924
Yeah, she had this nut allergy.
1052
00:46:39,796 --> 00:46:40,753
Shh.
1053
00:46:42,973 --> 00:46:45,193
Okay, quiet, quiet.
1054
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,498
Hey, Tina.
1055
00:46:47,891 --> 00:46:50,720
Tina. Good morning!
1056
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,243
- Oh, shit!
-Oh, my God!
1057
00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:53,679
Fuck!
1058
00:46:53,766 --> 00:46:55,768
Go! Go! Go!
1059
00:46:55,899 --> 00:46:57,292
Amanda, Jesus Christ,
1060
00:46:57,379 --> 00:46:59,207
she was in a coma
for three weeks.
1061
00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:01,296
Not my fault she didn't have
her EpiPen on her.
1062
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,780
Hey, Mathew,
1063
00:47:08,346 --> 00:47:11,219
get over here and make out
with the next class president.
1064
00:47:11,610 --> 00:47:13,569
You look good from here.
1065
00:47:14,613 --> 00:47:15,832
This looks bad.
1066
00:47:16,528 --> 00:47:18,182
Oh, my God!
1067
00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:20,619
What are you doing?
Get your ass over here.
1068
00:47:20,706 --> 00:47:22,752
Oh, my God, speaking of ass,
1069
00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:24,928
should we try anal tonight?
1070
00:47:26,234 --> 00:47:27,235
Fuck, yeah.
1071
00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:29,019
Right.
1072
00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:31,935
Wait. So you poisoned Tina
just to be class president?
1073
00:47:34,068 --> 00:47:36,331
And she was fine in the end.
1074
00:47:36,853 --> 00:47:38,420
Wow. Wow.
1075
00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:40,770
Okay, this can
never see the light of day.
1076
00:47:41,379 --> 00:47:43,033
Actually, Amanda,
I think it would be helpful
1077
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,383
if you can explain a little bit
about this.
1078
00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:47,081
It's not what you think.
1079
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,257
I had nothing to do
with Mathew's murder.
1080
00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:51,781
Look, nobody said you had
anything to do with his murder.
1081
00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:52,913
That's not what we're saying.
1082
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,350
I am. I think so.
1083
00:47:55,437 --> 00:47:57,743
I mean, Mathew shot the video,
1084
00:47:57,830 --> 00:48:00,659
and then someone shot Mathew.
1085
00:48:00,746 --> 00:48:04,228
Little Miss Peanut Poisoner
is looking mighty suspicious.
1086
00:48:05,577 --> 00:48:06,535
I didn't kill him.
1087
00:48:06,665 --> 00:48:09,103
Okay, well,
if that's the case,
1088
00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:11,279
I just got a question, you know.
1089
00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:14,456
How did you obtain this video
from 20 years ago?
1090
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:19,026
A few weeks ago,
I received a copy of the tape
1091
00:48:19,113 --> 00:48:21,680
with a note telling me
to wait for instructions.
1092
00:48:21,767 --> 00:48:23,204
Blackmail?
Someone blackmailed you?
1093
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,683
Who would... Who would do that?
1094
00:48:24,770 --> 00:48:26,076
I don't know.
1095
00:48:26,163 --> 00:48:28,165
I thought maybe
it could be Mathew,
1096
00:48:28,252 --> 00:48:31,212
because, well,
because he shot the video.
1097
00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:33,083
But I really had no idea.
1098
00:48:33,170 --> 00:48:36,565
Look, I never wanted
to come to this shitty
1099
00:48:36,652 --> 00:48:38,262
high school reunion, okay?
1100
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:39,742
Then why did you?
1101
00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,919
But then a week ago,
I got another note that said
1102
00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:44,399
I should come to the party,
1103
00:48:44,486 --> 00:48:45,530
go to the garage
1104
00:48:45,704 --> 00:48:47,706
and cut the power
at exactly 10:45 p.m.
1105
00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:50,057
-What?
- Dear God.
1106
00:48:50,187 --> 00:48:51,623
The note said
that if I did that,
1107
00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:53,321
I would find the only copy
of the tape
1108
00:48:53,408 --> 00:48:55,540
in the toolbox
in Mathew's basement.
1109
00:48:55,627 --> 00:48:57,020
Okay,
let me get this straight.
1110
00:48:57,890 --> 00:49:00,458
You shut the power out
at 10:45, right?
1111
00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:01,938
- Mm-hmm.
-Then after that,
1112
00:49:02,025 --> 00:49:05,028
you retrieved the videocassette
from Mathew's basement.
1113
00:49:06,073 --> 00:49:07,117
Then what?
1114
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,208
That was it.
I just went back to the party.
1115
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,906
Raged like it was 2001.
1116
00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:14,951
Huh.
1117
00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:16,561
I will be the first
to admit
1118
00:49:16,648 --> 00:49:17,867
I'm not perfect.
1119
00:49:17,954 --> 00:49:19,564
Sorry.
1120
00:49:19,651 --> 00:49:20,826
I struggle with empathy.
1121
00:49:21,131 --> 00:49:22,219
The tests have proved that.
1122
00:49:22,785 --> 00:49:25,222
And how do they test for that?
1123
00:49:25,309 --> 00:49:27,485
They show you a lot of videos
of dead animals, and...
1124
00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:30,445
I feel nothing.
1125
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:33,752
I want you to
look at this photo.
1126
00:49:36,364 --> 00:49:37,495
This is Emily.
1127
00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:39,541
She was eaten by owls.
1128
00:49:40,629 --> 00:49:41,630
Nothing?
1129
00:49:42,935 --> 00:49:45,373
The point is,
I am on the verge of victory,
1130
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:49,377
and my opponent is trying
to lower the age of consent.
1131
00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,814
I mean,
I am not gonna throw away
1132
00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,947
my entire campaign
and let it all go to shit
1133
00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:57,124
because of a stupid tape
from my childhood.
1134
00:49:57,211 --> 00:49:59,430
I mean... RAY: Look,
it won't do that, okay,
1135
00:49:59,517 --> 00:50:01,606
Amanda, because guess what?
None of us is
gonna leak this tape.
1136
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:03,913
Good.
1137
00:50:04,305 --> 00:50:05,741
Because, trust me,
1138
00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:07,351
you do not want to
be on my shit list.
1139
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:11,660
Yes, everyone's seen
what happens to your enemies.
1140
00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:16,230
Dispatch, this is Unit 12.
Do you copy?
1141
00:50:17,970 --> 00:50:19,581
Hey, you know something,
I was thinking...
1142
00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:21,931
who would blackmail Amanda?
1143
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,760
We don't even know
if she's telling the truth.
1144
00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:26,283
She could be making
the whole thing up.
1145
00:50:26,370 --> 00:50:27,719
What if she is
telling the truth?
1146
00:50:27,806 --> 00:50:29,939
Dispatch, this is Unit 12.
Do you copy?
1147
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,071
Fuck.
1148
00:50:31,201 --> 00:50:33,029
The only thing
I could think of is...
1149
00:50:34,509 --> 00:50:36,250
what if Mathew's killer...
1150
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:39,427
is the one that
blackmailed Amanda
1151
00:50:40,036 --> 00:50:41,690
and had her cut the power off?
1152
00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:42,995
Well...
1153
00:50:43,735 --> 00:50:45,172
why would Mathew's killer
1154
00:50:45,259 --> 00:50:46,521
need Amanda to
cut off the power?
1155
00:50:48,218 --> 00:50:50,525
I don't know, but that's exactly
what we need to find out.
1156
00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:52,701
I haven't been
this pumped in years.
1157
00:50:52,788 --> 00:50:55,486
I feel like I'm in my own
real-life escape room.
1158
00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:57,532
Well, I hope you're thrilled,
1159
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:58,968
'cause it looks like
we're gonna spend
1160
00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:00,274
another night here.
1161
00:51:00,361 --> 00:51:02,145
I'm only getting
static on the radio.
1162
00:51:02,711 --> 00:51:04,974
Come on, let's go inside.
It's freezing out here.
1163
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,072
Pass the chicken Balti pie, please.
1164
00:51:16,725 --> 00:51:17,813
Uh, sure.
1165
00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:21,033
The cauliflower pizza's
pretty good.
1166
00:51:21,121 --> 00:51:22,992
-Yes, it is.
-It's gluten-free.
1167
00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:25,168
Jesus!
1168
00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:26,778
What's wrong, Amanda?
1169
00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:28,737
What's wrong?
1170
00:51:28,867 --> 00:51:30,782
We're stuck like rats in a maze
1171
00:51:30,869 --> 00:51:33,350
in this goddamn murder house.
1172
00:51:33,437 --> 00:51:35,526
Look, let's try to keep
a positive attitude, okay?
1173
00:51:35,613 --> 00:51:38,007
The house is...
you know, a lot is happening,
1174
00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:39,356
but it's a comfortable place.
1175
00:51:39,704 --> 00:51:41,793
I think Mathew and his wife
did an amazing job with decor.
1176
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,362
Yes, it's a faux Tudor
with a splash of douche.
1177
00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:47,712
I suppose if we're gonna die
in Versace's asshole,
1178
00:51:47,799 --> 00:51:49,540
at least we're surrounded
by the people that we love.
1179
00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,588
It is wickedly exciting,
isn't it?
1180
00:51:54,197 --> 00:51:56,504
Nothing makes you
feel more alive
1181
00:51:56,591 --> 00:51:59,289
than to be a stone's throw
from death.
1182
00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:01,117
Easy there, Stephen King.
1183
00:52:02,205 --> 00:52:06,557
♪ Seven little ducklings
Trapped in the snow ♪
1184
00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:08,646
♪ One gets shot
1185
00:52:08,733 --> 00:52:11,693
♪ Now there's six to go ♪
1186
00:52:13,085 --> 00:52:15,523
♪ Whoever dies next
1187
00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:17,699
♪ I hope it's not slow ♪
1188
00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:22,051
That's very good.
1189
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:24,314
♪ Who can we trust
1190
00:52:24,401 --> 00:52:26,360
♪ Be you friend or foe? ♪
1191
00:52:26,447 --> 00:52:28,753
Hey, okay, Jesus, you're scaring
the shit out of me.
1192
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:29,798
Yup.
1193
00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,148
That's weird. Um...
1194
00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:34,629
Listen, guys,
it's never taken more
1195
00:52:34,716 --> 00:52:37,066
than a couple days
for the landlines to come back
1196
00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:38,285
after a blizzard.
1197
00:52:38,372 --> 00:52:39,416
Uh--
1198
00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,113
What the fuck
is she doing with that?
1199
00:52:41,679 --> 00:52:44,508
I am protecting myself.
I felt like that was obvious.
1200
00:52:44,595 --> 00:52:45,596
Oh.
1201
00:52:46,423 --> 00:52:47,729
Someone here is a murderer.
1202
00:52:48,251 --> 00:52:50,862
So I'm taking these weapons
1203
00:52:50,949 --> 00:52:53,517
and I'm barricading myself
in a guest room for the evening.
1204
00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:55,040
Does anyone have a better idea?
1205
00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:58,740
I mean, look, the weapon
of choice is very questionable.
1206
00:53:00,045 --> 00:53:01,873
But you know something?
1207
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,571
That's not a bad idea.
1208
00:53:03,658 --> 00:53:05,137
Actually, it's a great idea.
1209
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:06,965
We should all go into
one of the guest rooms tonight,
1210
00:53:07,052 --> 00:53:08,097
lock ourselves in.
1211
00:53:08,489 --> 00:53:11,056
If you hear, you see anything,
just scream my name.
1212
00:53:11,187 --> 00:53:13,189
Evan!
- Jesus, what?
1213
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,582
I'm just practicing.
1214
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:03,326
Holy--
1215
00:54:05,241 --> 00:54:06,286
Shut the fuck up.
1216
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:12,857
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, it's cool. It's cool.
1217
00:54:12,944 --> 00:54:14,163
Hope we didn't wake anyone up.
1218
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:15,512
What are you doing up?
1219
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,820
I just figured I'd use
the bathroom now before,
1220
00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,517
you know,
barricading myself in the room.
1221
00:54:20,604 --> 00:54:22,824
- That's a good plan.
-Jesus.
1222
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:25,305
- It's a bit of a combat zone.
-Sorry, yeah.
1223
00:54:25,392 --> 00:54:27,219
Except I'm not
winning any Pulitzers.
1224
00:54:27,785 --> 00:54:29,526
No. Well, I hope you do.
1225
00:54:29,613 --> 00:54:31,049
Yeah, it's...
1226
00:54:31,136 --> 00:54:32,964
I hope the next time
we actually meet up--
1227
00:54:33,051 --> 00:54:34,270
No one's murdered.
1228
00:54:34,618 --> 00:54:36,272
Yeah. That would be nice.
That would be good.
1229
00:54:36,359 --> 00:54:37,578
I was gonna say
different circumstances,
1230
00:54:37,665 --> 00:54:39,667
but, yeah, yeah, no murders.
1231
00:54:39,754 --> 00:54:40,842
You know,
I feel like...
1232
00:54:40,972 --> 00:54:42,670
What?
1233
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,456
I feel like the silver lining
in all of this is that
1234
00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:48,284
at least we got to reconnect.
1235
00:54:48,632 --> 00:54:50,547
Yeah, it's kind of weird,
1236
00:54:50,634 --> 00:54:53,158
but I'm kind of glad
I'm stuck here with you.
1237
00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:56,858
- Me too.
- Yeah.
1238
00:54:57,424 --> 00:54:59,469
-Where are you sleeping?
- Uh...
1239
00:55:00,383 --> 00:55:03,908
I don't know, maybe down
the hall or something like that.
1240
00:55:05,519 --> 00:55:07,216
I feel like I'd feel a lot safer
1241
00:55:07,303 --> 00:55:09,218
to know that you were--
you were close.
1242
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,177
Yeah.
1243
00:55:12,264 --> 00:55:14,528
Yeah.
1244
00:55:14,658 --> 00:55:16,399
So I'll talk to you...
1245
00:55:17,008 --> 00:55:20,098
Gonna be probably--
I'll try to see if that room
1246
00:55:20,185 --> 00:55:22,666
or that-- maybe the one
above you is good.
1247
00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:24,015
Do you need anything
from the kitchen?
1248
00:55:24,581 --> 00:55:26,409
I'm just gonna run to
the kitchen real fast.
Is that-- You're good?
1249
00:55:27,062 --> 00:55:28,106
- Hey, Ev.
- Yeah?
1250
00:55:30,413 --> 00:55:33,634
If I die here tonight,
1251
00:55:33,721 --> 00:55:34,939
I just...
1252
00:55:35,026 --> 00:55:36,463
I just want to tell you...
1253
00:55:38,203 --> 00:55:40,292
that your Tinder profile sucks.
1254
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:41,424
What?
1255
00:55:42,338 --> 00:55:43,818
You've got to
change the picture.
1256
00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:46,734
Help me tom--
whenever we get service up.
1257
00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,823
Just help me fix it.
That'll be great, yeah.
1258
00:55:48,910 --> 00:55:49,998
Good advice.
1259
00:55:50,825 --> 00:55:52,000
Good night.
1260
00:56:00,051 --> 00:56:01,270
-Who is it?
- It's me.
1261
00:56:01,357 --> 00:56:02,837
- "Me" who?
- Me, the killer.
1262
00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:03,925
Come on, it's Evan.
1263
00:56:04,012 --> 00:56:05,187
Just open the door.
1264
00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:07,189
-Oh, hey.
- What's up?
1265
00:56:07,319 --> 00:56:08,625
I just wanted to say good night.
1266
00:56:08,712 --> 00:56:10,322
- You okay?
- Good night to you, man.
1267
00:56:10,453 --> 00:56:11,976
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1268
00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:14,718
- Think you gonna sleep tonight?
- I'll try my best.
1269
00:56:14,805 --> 00:56:16,938
I don't know, man.
This is all kinda really weird.
1270
00:56:17,025 --> 00:56:18,679
- It is, man.
- I don't know
what to do about it.
1271
00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:21,029
- How do you feel about it?
- I don't know.
1272
00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:22,378
My wheel's been
turning all night.
1273
00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:24,032
I'm just trying to figure out
who actually did it,
1274
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,686
because I know I need
to do a career change.
1275
00:56:25,773 --> 00:56:28,166
I really think
I could be a professional
1276
00:56:28,253 --> 00:56:29,690
at solving mysteries and stuff.
1277
00:56:30,299 --> 00:56:31,648
What, like Scooby-Doo?
1278
00:56:31,735 --> 00:56:33,563
Have a van
and drive around town?
1279
00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:34,956
We don't necessarily
got to get a van,
1280
00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,566
but we can drive around town
solving mys--
1281
00:56:36,914 --> 00:56:38,699
I mean, that sounds cool,
but I'm dead serious.
1282
00:56:38,786 --> 00:56:40,004
Let me tell you this.
1283
00:56:40,091 --> 00:56:41,658
If me and you solve this murder,
1284
00:56:41,745 --> 00:56:43,747
then we could be
private investigators.
1285
00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:45,270
Start our own company.
Best friends.
1286
00:56:45,357 --> 00:56:46,489
I mean, that's...
1287
00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:49,536
Yeah, man.
1288
00:56:49,797 --> 00:56:51,494
- You'll think about it?
- I'll think about it, man.
1289
00:56:51,581 --> 00:56:52,800
Yeah, good night, dude.
1290
00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:55,280
Okay, good night.
Hey, lock your door.
1291
00:56:55,367 --> 00:56:56,891
- Okay.
- You promise to lock your door?
1292
00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,545
- I'm gonna lock it. Good night.
- Okay, good. Good night.
1293
00:56:58,632 --> 00:57:00,068
- Good night. Good night.
- Good night.
1294
00:57:00,155 --> 00:57:01,939
- Yo, Ray.
- Good night.
1295
00:57:58,822 --> 00:58:00,563
Theodore Buckley.
1296
00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:38,558
Dirty.
1297
00:58:40,168 --> 00:58:41,038
Vivian?
1298
00:58:41,604 --> 00:58:44,041
Dirty. Dirty. Dirty.
1299
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,653
Can't run. Can't run away.
1300
00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:47,697
Vivian!
1301
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:51,396
- Vivian.
- Don't.
1302
00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:55,923
- You're sleepwalking.
-It's out there.
1303
00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:57,664
Wake up. Vivian?
1304
00:58:58,839 --> 00:58:59,883
Vivian.
1305
00:59:01,232 --> 00:59:03,365
Vivian, no, no! Hey, wake up.
1306
00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:06,063
No, no, no. No, no, no.
What do we do?
1307
00:59:06,150 --> 00:59:08,109
Stop. Vivian, wake up.
1308
00:59:12,504 --> 00:59:14,550
Now That's What I Call Music.
1309
00:59:16,247 --> 00:59:17,509
Oh, my God.
1310
00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:20,904
Volumes one, two,
1311
00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:22,036
three...
1312
00:59:22,123 --> 00:59:23,515
Let's go to sleep.
1313
00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,169
Let's just go
right to the couch.
1314
00:59:25,256 --> 00:59:28,695
I just want one grilled cheese,
because I'm not that hungry.
1315
00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:31,654
Okay, let's go to sleep.
1316
00:59:49,411 --> 00:59:51,239
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1317
01:00:07,211 --> 01:00:08,517
What the hell?
1318
01:00:19,876 --> 01:00:21,051
What was that?
1319
01:00:21,138 --> 01:00:23,227
What the hell
is going on out there?
1320
01:00:23,314 --> 01:00:25,055
Jasmine. Jasmine.
1321
01:00:25,142 --> 01:00:27,579
Oh, my God. Jasmine.
What happened?
1322
01:00:28,276 --> 01:00:29,538
Okay, stay awake.
You gotta stay awake,
1323
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,061
Okay? Stay awake.
1324
01:00:32,889 --> 01:00:34,499
Why is she on the ground?
Is she unconscious?
1325
01:00:34,717 --> 01:00:36,371
Someone left cereal
on the stairs.
1326
01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,589
Everything okay?
1327
01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:40,244
Jasmine, are you okay?
Jasmine! Jasmine!
1328
01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:42,986
It's Mr. Buckley.
1329
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,074
What?
1330
01:00:44,422 --> 01:00:46,250
Mr. Buckley left the cereal
on the stairs.
1331
01:00:46,337 --> 01:00:47,382
Oh, God.
1332
01:00:47,469 --> 01:00:48,600
Another one?
1333
01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:50,602
Is she dead?
1334
01:00:54,302 --> 01:00:55,825
- Ow.
-Okay, sorry. Sorry.
1335
01:00:57,522 --> 01:00:59,394
It's looking a little better.
Swelling's going down.
1336
01:01:04,921 --> 01:01:08,142
I'm sorry that I haven't
been completely honest
1337
01:01:08,229 --> 01:01:09,447
with you guys.
1338
01:01:10,274 --> 01:01:13,930
For several months now,
the paper has been investigating
1339
01:01:14,017 --> 01:01:15,802
a story on Mathew's hedge fund.
1340
01:01:17,151 --> 01:01:19,022
We have reason to believe
that Mathew and his partners
1341
01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:21,416
were embezzling
over $100 million
1342
01:01:21,503 --> 01:01:22,591
of their clients' money.
1343
01:01:22,983 --> 01:01:25,289
I'm not surprised.
It's on brand.
1344
01:01:25,376 --> 01:01:27,248
My editor and I got in a fight
the other night
1345
01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:29,772
because he wanted me
to use this reunion as a way
1346
01:01:29,859 --> 01:01:32,732
to get access
to Mathew's personal computer.
1347
01:01:33,863 --> 01:01:36,039
But that's exactly what you did.
1348
01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:38,868
Well, I wasn't going to.
1349
01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:42,611
And then he passed away
and I figured, why not?
1350
01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:45,092
You know, whatever I find
won't hurt him.
1351
01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,747
You conniving little weasel.
1352
01:01:47,834 --> 01:01:49,096
I didn't think
you had it in you.
1353
01:01:49,183 --> 01:01:51,228
Bravo.
1354
01:01:51,315 --> 01:01:53,100
I know. It's unethical
1355
01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:54,971
and totally out of character.
I just...
1356
01:01:56,930 --> 01:01:59,628
I hit a wall at work, and...
1357
01:02:00,368 --> 01:02:03,458
I don't know, I really thought
this story would help my career.
1358
01:02:04,415 --> 01:02:06,548
Yeah, it would.
I'm genuinely impressed.
1359
01:02:06,635 --> 01:02:09,420
All right, so did you actually
find anything on his computer?
1360
01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:11,118
Yeah.
1361
01:02:11,988 --> 01:02:14,948
I found an extensive list
of Mathew's clients.
1362
01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,645
And one of the names
that popped up...
1363
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,909
was Theodore Buckley.
1364
01:02:21,519 --> 01:02:22,564
So is it true?
1365
01:02:22,956 --> 01:02:25,393
Is your name Theodore?
1366
01:02:25,959 --> 01:02:28,135
Why don't you tell us
why you're here,
1367
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:29,832
Mr. Buckley?
1368
01:02:30,137 --> 01:02:31,834
I was invited.
1369
01:02:31,921 --> 01:02:33,183
Don't dodge the question.
1370
01:02:34,054 --> 01:02:35,795
Why would a creepy
old history teacher
1371
01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:38,188
who doesn't like his students
come to their reunion?
1372
01:02:38,754 --> 01:02:40,669
Theodore Buckley
1373
01:02:40,974 --> 01:02:43,367
invested $300,000
1374
01:02:43,454 --> 01:02:45,717
and lost his money
in Mathew's firm.
1375
01:02:45,805 --> 01:02:47,589
Are you suggesting
that I killed Mathew?
1376
01:02:47,981 --> 01:02:51,288
I'm suggesting that Mathew
is responsible
1377
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:53,116
for losing
your entire life savings.
1378
01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:57,686
I'm suggesting that you must
hate every fiber in his being.
1379
01:02:57,773 --> 01:02:59,993
I do, and I am glad
1380
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,734
that that motherfucking
con man is dead.
1381
01:03:04,432 --> 01:03:06,129
Great. That settles that.
1382
01:03:06,738 --> 01:03:08,044
He ruined me.
1383
01:03:08,653 --> 01:03:10,133
And it wasn't just
my life savings.
1384
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,440
I cashed in my pension.
1385
01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:15,138
I took out a second mortgage.
I gave it all to him.
1386
01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:16,923
So you killed him, right?
1387
01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:19,882
You came to this party
to murder Mathew.
1388
01:03:19,969 --> 01:03:20,840
I don't know!
1389
01:03:22,754 --> 01:03:24,626
I don't know why I came.
1390
01:03:25,322 --> 01:03:26,758
He wouldn't return my calls.
1391
01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:29,370
He completely avoided me
after he lost all my money.
1392
01:03:29,457 --> 01:03:32,852
He just said it was a risk
that every investor takes.
1393
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,679
I was so stupid.
1394
01:03:34,766 --> 01:03:37,682
All he had to do
was buy me some drinks.
1395
01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:39,641
Tell me I was
his favorite teacher,
1396
01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:40,729
which we know is a lie,
1397
01:03:40,903 --> 01:03:42,774
'cause I am
no one's favorite teacher.
1398
01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:45,603
Yeah, no shit.
1399
01:03:46,082 --> 01:03:47,867
The trunk
of that car is open.
1400
01:03:58,573 --> 01:03:59,530
Oh. Fuck.
1401
01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:05,319
No. Meagan.
1402
01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,625
It's okay, it's okay.
Hey, it's okay, man. It's okay.
1403
01:04:07,712 --> 01:04:09,714
It's okay. Let's go inside.
Let's go inside.
1404
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,847
What the fuck, yo?
1405
01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:14,154
It's okay.
1406
01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:23,990
Okay, who was the last
person to see Meagan alive?
1407
01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:26,035
I was.
1408
01:04:26,296 --> 01:04:27,776
Did she indicate
to you or to anyone else
1409
01:04:27,863 --> 01:04:28,820
that she was in trouble?
1410
01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:29,952
Of course not.
1411
01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:31,214
Who would want to hurt Meagan?
1412
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:32,912
Why was this
in your pocket, Ray?
1413
01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:37,177
What is that? What is it?
1414
01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:39,135
-It's an earring.
- It's Meagan's earring.
1415
01:04:39,701 --> 01:04:41,094
I found it in Ray's pocket
1416
01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:42,399
when we were searching
each other yesterday.
1417
01:04:42,486 --> 01:04:43,879
Why do you have that?
1418
01:04:43,966 --> 01:04:45,663
- Let me explain.
-I think any time
1419
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:47,839
between now and also now
would be great.
1420
01:04:47,927 --> 01:04:49,015
Or maybe even now?
1421
01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:50,581
Look, when we went upstairs
1422
01:04:50,668 --> 01:04:51,931
to close the window
in Mathew's room,
1423
01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:53,193
I found the earring
on the floor.
1424
01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:56,283
And I decided to
put it in my pocket
1425
01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:59,677
- and, um, you know, hide it.
- Why would you do that?
1426
01:04:59,764 --> 01:05:01,679
Because if somebody else
found an earring,
1427
01:05:01,766 --> 01:05:03,943
they probably would blame Meagan
for Mathew's murder.
1428
01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,902
Look, she's not capable
of killing anybody.
1429
01:05:06,989 --> 01:05:09,513
The only thing she's ever killed
was my feelings, that's right.
1430
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,603
She fucked me up inside,
but she's not a "killer" killer.
1431
01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,084
Okay,
so you were covering for her.
1432
01:05:15,171 --> 01:05:16,564
-That's all I was doing.
- Okay.
1433
01:05:16,651 --> 01:05:17,826
Yes, that's it.
1434
01:05:19,523 --> 01:05:21,308
- Give me your shoe.
- What?
1435
01:05:21,438 --> 01:05:24,137
- No. What are you doing, man?
- Give me your shoe, bro.
1436
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,269
- What you want my shoe for?
- Give me your shoe, Ray.
1437
01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:28,315
Oh, for Christ's sake.
1438
01:05:28,402 --> 01:05:30,317
Now my foot is fucking cold!
1439
01:05:30,404 --> 01:05:32,145
I don't want to fight.
Just take it.
1440
01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:34,234
Why? What?
1441
01:05:34,321 --> 01:05:36,279
I don't know. I'm very lost.
1442
01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:37,759
Everyone's gone crazy!
1443
01:05:43,330 --> 01:05:44,679
Oh, fuck.
1444
01:05:57,344 --> 01:05:58,345
Ray.
1445
01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:01,957
It's your footprints
going to the trunk of the car.
1446
01:06:03,045 --> 01:06:04,655
No, how is that possible?
1447
01:06:04,742 --> 01:06:06,788
Why are your footprints
out there, man?
1448
01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:08,572
- I don't know!
-Come on!
1449
01:06:08,964 --> 01:06:10,748
- Hey.
- Lock him up!
1450
01:06:10,879 --> 01:06:12,794
- Put it down.
-You guys all saw Meagan
1451
01:06:12,881 --> 01:06:15,188
and Ray fighting at the party.
1452
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:17,625
Screaming, ready to rip
each other's throats out.
1453
01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:19,975
Yes, yes, I remember
the look in their eyes.
1454
01:06:20,062 --> 01:06:22,412
Dancing flames of pure hatred.
1455
01:06:22,499 --> 01:06:24,632
Ray caught Mathew
and Meagan together.
1456
01:06:24,719 --> 01:06:27,678
He walks into Mathew's room,
and then flew into a rage and...
1457
01:06:27,765 --> 01:06:30,551
Bang! Oscar Pistorius.
1458
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:32,770
So y'all gonna
- believe this bullshit?
-Stop!
1459
01:06:32,857 --> 01:06:34,381
Can we just think
about this a second?
1460
01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:35,991
You have cuffs in the car,
- don't you?
- Yeah.
1461
01:06:36,078 --> 01:06:38,080
So what--AMANDA: So we cuff him
until help arrives.
1462
01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:39,299
Can we cuff who?
1463
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,301
Hold on a second, okay?
We can figure this out.
1464
01:06:41,388 --> 01:06:42,519
How about we vote?
1465
01:06:42,606 --> 01:06:43,999
We do live in a democracy.
1466
01:06:44,086 --> 01:06:45,870
- Do we?
- We do.
1467
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,699
Everyone in favor
in cuffing Ray,
1468
01:06:48,786 --> 01:06:51,180
- raise your hand.
- No, come on. Come on!
1469
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,403
- Well, the people have spoken.
- Okay!
1470
01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:58,100
Fuck it. Whoa!
1471
01:06:58,187 --> 01:07:00,146
I'm not-- You and these weapons.
1472
01:07:00,233 --> 01:07:03,018
You grabbing knives. You get--
What is wrong with you?
1473
01:07:04,106 --> 01:07:05,542
To calm everybody down,
1474
01:07:05,629 --> 01:07:06,674
I'll get cuffed.
1475
01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:15,770
My gosh, we're saved.
We're saved!
1476
01:07:19,643 --> 01:07:20,644
Hello?
1477
01:07:21,993 --> 01:07:23,082
Who's this?
1478
01:07:24,735 --> 01:07:27,042
This is Jasmine Park.
1479
01:07:28,217 --> 01:07:29,784
What are you doing
in my house?
1480
01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:33,092
Oh, fuck!
1481
01:07:35,529 --> 01:07:36,486
Where's Mathew?
1482
01:07:36,747 --> 01:07:38,271
Can you put my husband
on the line, please?
1483
01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:39,837
Hello?
1484
01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:14,002
They're here!
1485
01:08:14,785 --> 01:08:16,004
It's about time.
1486
01:08:17,701 --> 01:08:19,877
Listen, man, I'm gonna keep
the handcuffs on you,
1487
01:08:19,964 --> 01:08:21,183
but I'm gonna walk you
down to my car
1488
01:08:21,270 --> 01:08:22,489
and take you
straight home, okay?
1489
01:08:23,185 --> 01:08:24,665
The state police will do
a full investigation
1490
01:08:24,752 --> 01:08:25,970
before making an arrest.
1491
01:08:27,102 --> 01:08:30,279
It's whatever, man,
but something's not adding up.
1492
01:08:30,366 --> 01:08:31,454
What are you talking about?
1493
01:08:31,933 --> 01:08:33,500
We were so close
to figuring this thing out.
I mean...
1494
01:08:33,587 --> 01:08:36,242
Meagan's death doesn't make
any sense at all to me.
1495
01:08:36,329 --> 01:08:39,680
It's like it's a jigsaw puzzle,
and the last piece is a LEGO,
1496
01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:42,204
- and I just can't figure it out.
- Calm down, man. It's okay.
1497
01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:44,119
- What you mean, calm down?
- I mean calm down.
1498
01:08:44,206 --> 01:08:45,990
There's two dead bodies here
and they're blaming me.
1499
01:08:46,077 --> 01:08:48,384
- I got handcuffs on me.
- Yeah. I know, I know.
1500
01:08:48,471 --> 01:08:50,473
Oh, that's what it is.
You think I'm the murderer.
1501
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,433
Ray, I've known you
since you were six years old.
1502
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,912
You've done some stupid shit.
1503
01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:57,350
You're not a murderer.
1504
01:09:07,316 --> 01:09:08,274
It's okay.
1505
01:09:10,841 --> 01:09:13,235
- Hey, how's it going, Keith?
- Hi, Evan.
1506
01:09:14,149 --> 01:09:15,411
How is it out there?
1507
01:09:15,672 --> 01:09:17,848
- Clear the roads?
- Evan? Hey, this is Lisa,
Mathew's wife.
1508
01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:22,375
Hey. Uh...
Evan. Evan West.
1509
01:09:22,462 --> 01:09:24,246
Officer. Representative Tanner.
1510
01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:26,074
- Thank you so much for coming.
-Thank you.
1511
01:09:26,161 --> 01:09:27,771
Backup will be here soon.
1512
01:09:27,858 --> 01:09:29,556
Please take
- all the time you need.
-Hey!
1513
01:09:29,643 --> 01:09:30,905
Oh, my God!
1514
01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,733
-Everybody, get back!
- Hey, Ray?
1515
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:35,562
Just get back. Just get back.
We're not leaving the house yet.
1516
01:09:35,649 --> 01:09:37,999
- Okay?
- You fucking imbecile.
1517
01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:40,480
If I win in November,
I'm cutting police funding.
1518
01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:41,829
This is what convinced you?
1519
01:09:42,133 --> 01:09:43,613
Ray, shoot her first.
1520
01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:45,354
Both of y'all chill, okay?
I'm not...
1521
01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:47,922
I'm not gonna shoot anybody
unless I have to, okay?
1522
01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:49,837
But that's not what I wanna do.
I just want to chat.
1523
01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:51,273
I just want to go to
the living room
1524
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:52,448
and chat, that's it.
1525
01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:54,450
Okay, what would you like
to have a chat about?
1526
01:09:55,190 --> 01:09:56,322
Just give me ten minutes.
1527
01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:58,759
Well, I still have a glass
of Balvenie I need to finish,
1528
01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:01,240
so you have my
undivided attention until then.
1529
01:10:03,546 --> 01:10:04,634
Cool.
1530
01:10:06,506 --> 01:10:07,637
Get to the living room.
1531
01:10:09,552 --> 01:10:11,032
Now that I got your attention,
1532
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,294
we can get started.
1533
01:10:12,381 --> 01:10:13,948
Like we had a choice.
1534
01:10:14,818 --> 01:10:16,864
Yeah, you didn't have a choice,
but you're here,
so leave it alone.
1535
01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:21,216
Okay? Because one of you
is a cold-blooded murderer.
1536
01:10:22,435 --> 01:10:24,263
And I know
you all think it's me.
1537
01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:25,525
But it's not.
1538
01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:28,092
So listen,
who would want to kill
1539
01:10:28,789 --> 01:10:31,400
our fellow classmate Mathew?
1540
01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:33,489
So I started thinking.
1541
01:10:33,576 --> 01:10:36,275
Maybe it could be
our old history teacher.
1542
01:10:36,362 --> 01:10:38,233
He just lost
his lifelong savings.
1543
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,409
He needs some money.
And maybe he's the killer.
1544
01:10:40,931 --> 01:10:43,369
Or maybe it's the original
mean girl, that's right.
1545
01:10:43,456 --> 01:10:46,067
The blackmail politician
who would do anything
1546
01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:47,329
to stay at the top.
1547
01:10:47,416 --> 01:10:48,722
Maybe you killed Mathew.
1548
01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:50,985
Or maybe it was
the deadbeat townie
1549
01:10:51,072 --> 01:10:52,639
who killed his ex-girlfriend.
1550
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,858
You know what I don't
understand about you?
1551
01:10:54,945 --> 01:10:56,382
I have a whole gun in my hand,
1552
01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:57,948
and you still talking shit.
1553
01:10:58,514 --> 01:11:01,474
- Shut the fuck up, Amanda!
-
1554
01:11:01,561 --> 01:11:02,692
All of us been thinking it.
1555
01:11:03,171 --> 01:11:04,868
I know you're happy I said it.
Do you want to say it with me?
1556
01:11:04,955 --> 01:11:07,393
- Shut the fuck up!
- Shut the fuck up, Amanda!
1557
01:11:08,437 --> 01:11:10,918
If I had feelings,
that might have hurt.
1558
01:11:12,093 --> 01:11:14,313
Wow, look, I get it.
We all hated Mathew.
1559
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:15,923
That's just
the honest-to-God truth.
1560
01:11:16,706 --> 01:11:18,360
But to figure out
who killed him,
1561
01:11:18,447 --> 01:11:21,798
we need to examine who here
has the strongest motive.
1562
01:11:21,972 --> 01:11:24,061
Let's start with
the end of the party.
1563
01:11:24,148 --> 01:11:26,194
The party ended at
about 12:00, midnight.
1564
01:11:26,281 --> 01:11:27,717
Most of the people left.
1565
01:11:27,891 --> 01:11:30,546
We all stuck around because
we was getting fucked up.
1566
01:11:32,243 --> 01:11:34,768
But then we couldn't leave
because a storm came.
1567
01:11:35,595 --> 01:11:36,857
So we all spent the night.
1568
01:11:37,988 --> 01:11:39,860
But then when we woke up
that morning,
1569
01:11:41,296 --> 01:11:45,387
our classmate Mathew was dead.
1570
01:11:47,650 --> 01:11:49,435
And then when we went
outside looking for, like,
1571
01:11:49,522 --> 01:11:51,567
tracks, or footprints,
or something,
1572
01:11:51,654 --> 01:11:53,221
there was nothing in the snow.
1573
01:11:53,308 --> 01:11:55,745
Which meant the murderer
1574
01:11:55,832 --> 01:11:58,966
was still in this house.
1575
01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:03,536
But then this was interesting.
When me and Evan went upstairs
1576
01:12:04,101 --> 01:12:06,365
to close Mathew's window
in his bedroom,
1577
01:12:08,018 --> 01:12:11,152
we saw a lot of odd shit
at the scene of the crime.
1578
01:12:12,153 --> 01:12:15,330
For instance,
why was Mathew's window open
1579
01:12:15,939 --> 01:12:18,464
in the middle of a storm?
That don't make any sense.
1580
01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:21,815
Or why was there one shot
in the wardrobe?
1581
01:12:22,598 --> 01:12:24,818
And why didn't we hear
any gunshots at all?
1582
01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:27,298
And then hours
had passed, right?
1583
01:12:27,429 --> 01:12:29,257
And we made
even more discoveries,
1584
01:12:29,344 --> 01:12:31,085
which raised
even more questions.
1585
01:12:31,607 --> 01:12:33,043
Every last one of us
1586
01:12:33,130 --> 01:12:35,089
had a relationship
with Mathew, right?
1587
01:12:35,829 --> 01:12:37,744
Which is why killing him
1588
01:12:37,831 --> 01:12:40,181
at his high school reunion
is brilliant.
1589
01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:44,315
Because what that did was,
it made everybody
1590
01:12:45,621 --> 01:12:47,362
in the house a suspect.
1591
01:12:48,058 --> 01:12:50,626
Which is exactly
what the killer wanted.
1592
01:12:50,713 --> 01:12:52,585
Here's what I think
really happened.
1593
01:12:52,672 --> 01:12:56,153
Mathew got the lights back on
and went up to his room
1594
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:58,199
to put on the mascot outfit.
1595
01:13:03,073 --> 01:13:04,466
Baby, what are you doing here?
1596
01:13:04,553 --> 01:13:06,816
Is this a surprise?
Sort of.
1597
01:13:06,903 --> 01:13:09,166
Lisa killed her fucking husband.
1598
01:13:10,211 --> 01:13:12,039
- What?
- No!
1599
01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:14,694
See,
after she wasted Mathew, right?
1600
01:13:14,781 --> 01:13:18,611
She decided to open a window
to freeze the body overnight
1601
01:13:19,263 --> 01:13:21,222
so they wouldn't know
the time of death.
1602
01:13:21,309 --> 01:13:22,484
Wow, Ray.
1603
01:13:22,571 --> 01:13:24,051
This is priceless.
1604
01:13:24,268 --> 01:13:26,445
Blaming the woman
that just lost her husband?
1605
01:13:26,532 --> 01:13:28,011
She ain't lose her husband.
1606
01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:31,406
- She murdered her husband.
- No, that's not possible.
1607
01:13:31,798 --> 01:13:34,017
She was in Westchester
the night of the reunion.
1608
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:36,411
Oh, was she?
Huh? Matter of fact,
1609
01:13:36,498 --> 01:13:37,978
how far of a drive is
Westchester from here?
1610
01:13:38,065 --> 01:13:39,545
- Like an hour?
- Less.
1611
01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:40,676
Less.
1612
01:13:40,981 --> 01:13:43,200
Mr. Buckley, man,
I fucks with you, you hear me?
1613
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:46,290
Look, all that was
is the perfect alibi.
1614
01:13:46,508 --> 01:13:48,162
Lisa would say
she's at her parents' house
1615
01:13:48,684 --> 01:13:51,818
while Mathew was here dancing
away with his classmates.
1616
01:13:51,905 --> 01:13:54,081
And no one would suspect her.
1617
01:13:54,168 --> 01:13:55,996
You can't be serious.
1618
01:13:58,651 --> 01:14:00,304
I'm dead serious!
1619
01:14:00,435 --> 01:14:01,480
Lady, it was you.
1620
01:14:01,697 --> 01:14:02,916
Matter of fact,
now that I think about it,
1621
01:14:03,003 --> 01:14:04,395
I think about a couple things.
First of all,
1622
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,441
who throws a class reunion
at somebody's house?
1623
01:14:06,528 --> 01:14:07,964
I don't know why we're not
in the gymnasium.
1624
01:14:08,051 --> 01:14:09,444
That's how I know
there's some bullshit going on.
1625
01:14:09,531 --> 01:14:12,752
Also, you had access
to his home movies,
1626
01:14:12,839 --> 01:14:16,582
which is why you were able
to blackmail Amanda.
1627
01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:20,760
Oh. The puzzle
coming together now, ain't it?
1628
01:14:21,325 --> 01:14:22,326
Ah.
1629
01:14:22,501 --> 01:14:24,590
While Amanda was cutting
the power out,
1630
01:14:25,329 --> 01:14:27,897
Lisa was hiding outside
by the house.
1631
01:14:27,984 --> 01:14:30,421
Uh-huh.
And then once the power was off,
1632
01:14:30,509 --> 01:14:33,207
Lisa snuck back into the house
1633
01:14:33,555 --> 01:14:35,862
not being seen
by the security cameras.
1634
01:14:35,949 --> 01:14:37,080
Now, once upstairs,
1635
01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:38,473
she hid in the closet,
1636
01:14:38,647 --> 01:14:41,345
waiting on Mathew to change
into that mascot costume.
1637
01:14:41,432 --> 01:14:44,305
Her plan was to put
the mascot uniform on, right?
1638
01:14:44,392 --> 01:14:46,220
Sneak out the house,
1639
01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:48,875
head back to Westchester
before the storm got too heavy,
1640
01:14:48,962 --> 01:14:51,181
and no one would know
she was ever at this party.
1641
01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:52,574
But...
1642
01:14:53,967 --> 01:14:55,577
there was a complication.
1643
01:14:55,664 --> 01:14:57,710
And it threw
a monkey wrench in the plan.
1644
01:14:57,884 --> 01:14:59,973
Just before the blackout,
me and Meagan got into
1645
01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:02,584
a somewhat
heated exchange, okay?
1646
01:15:02,671 --> 01:15:04,760
And I thought
she left the party.
1647
01:15:04,847 --> 01:15:08,808
When in actuality, Meagan snuck
upstairs to Mathew's bedroom
1648
01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:10,549
to hook up with him.
1649
01:15:18,731 --> 01:15:19,732
The fuck?
1650
01:15:19,819 --> 01:15:21,734
Meagan most likely saw Lisa
1651
01:15:22,909 --> 01:15:24,388
sneak into the sitting room.
1652
01:15:25,389 --> 01:15:27,566
And what she did
was hide in the wardrobe,
1653
01:15:28,175 --> 01:15:30,090
where she witnessed Lisa... MATHEW: Baby,
what are you doing here?
1654
01:15:30,177 --> 01:15:31,526
- Is this a surprise?
-...murder...
1655
01:15:31,613 --> 01:15:33,702
-Sort of.
-...her husband.
1656
01:15:33,789 --> 01:15:35,530
Lisa had to do
what she had to do, right?
1657
01:15:35,835 --> 01:15:38,577
There couldn't be no witnesses,
so she killed Meagan
1658
01:15:38,664 --> 01:15:42,406
and hid Meagan's body
under the bed.
1659
01:15:43,799 --> 01:15:46,889
Then what she did was, she put
Mathew's costume on, right?
1660
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,761
Came downstairs
and partied with us.
1661
01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:49,892
I mean, partied all night.
1662
01:15:50,197 --> 01:15:51,807
And I was thinking
that wildcat can really dance.
1663
01:15:51,894 --> 01:15:52,982
Mathew didn't know
how to dance like that.
1664
01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:54,114
I knew there was
something off about that.
1665
01:15:54,201 --> 01:15:55,158
I'm just throwing
that out there.
1666
01:15:55,245 --> 01:15:56,899
But then
when the coast was clear,
1667
01:15:57,421 --> 01:15:59,293
she took the costume off,
1668
01:16:00,903 --> 01:16:02,862
turned the security cameras off,
1669
01:16:03,906 --> 01:16:07,867
and drove her crazy ass
back to Westchester.
1670
01:16:08,694 --> 01:16:10,609
Wait a minute.
No, that can't be right.
1671
01:16:10,696 --> 01:16:13,089
If Lisa went back
to her parents' house,
1672
01:16:13,176 --> 01:16:16,092
then who sent the text from
Mathew's phone at 4:00 a.m.?
1673
01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:19,530
Her accomplice.
1674
01:16:19,748 --> 01:16:22,708
See, Lisa couldn't plan this
by herself, no.
1675
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,319
Her accomplice...
1676
01:16:26,537 --> 01:16:27,582
is Evan.
1677
01:16:28,975 --> 01:16:30,629
Oh. What?
1678
01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:32,413
- No.
- Shut the fuck up.
1679
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:33,980
No.
1680
01:16:34,154 --> 01:16:35,677
Mm-hmm. It's Evan.
1681
01:16:36,852 --> 01:16:37,766
My best friend.
1682
01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:39,638
Are you out of
your freakin' mind, Ray?
1683
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,683
I wish I was.
1684
01:16:42,292 --> 01:16:43,337
But I'm not.
1685
01:16:44,033 --> 01:16:47,689
See, Lisa gave Evan
the password to Mathew's phone
1686
01:16:48,429 --> 01:16:51,040
so he could text hours
after he was killed,
1687
01:16:51,127 --> 01:16:53,042
hiding his time of death.
1688
01:16:53,826 --> 01:16:57,003
He used old nudes
in Mathew's phone
1689
01:16:57,351 --> 01:17:01,007
to sext Amanda and Jasmine.
1690
01:17:01,094 --> 01:17:02,835
The reason why we didn't hear
any gunshots last night
1691
01:17:02,965 --> 01:17:04,880
is because
my good friend here, Evan,
1692
01:17:04,967 --> 01:17:07,796
took a silencer
from the police evidence locker.
1693
01:17:07,883 --> 01:17:09,755
Something that could be
easily put back
1694
01:17:09,842 --> 01:17:11,887
without anybody ever missing it.
1695
01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:14,107
Pretty smart.
1696
01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:16,065
But there was still a problem.
1697
01:17:17,284 --> 01:17:19,025
What do they do
with Meagan's body?
1698
01:17:20,766 --> 01:17:23,029
Oh, look,
nothing under the bed.
1699
01:17:23,116 --> 01:17:25,901
Can we go out, please?
It's starting to smell in here.
1700
01:17:25,988 --> 01:17:28,295
See, when Lisa told Evan
about Meagan's death,
1701
01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:29,600
they had to act quickly
1702
01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:31,428
or it would ruin
all their plans.
1703
01:17:31,515 --> 01:17:34,823
So Evan decided
to frame the most likely person
1704
01:17:34,910 --> 01:17:36,172
for Meagan's death.
1705
01:17:36,303 --> 01:17:37,391
Me.
1706
01:17:37,739 --> 01:17:39,567
So last night,
when all of us
was asleep, right,
1707
01:17:40,263 --> 01:17:43,702
Evan put on my boots
and carried Meagan's dead body
1708
01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:45,138
to the trunk of the car.
1709
01:17:47,444 --> 01:17:49,403
But while he was doing it,
he saw that somebody was awake.
1710
01:17:49,490 --> 01:17:50,621
So he got nervous.
1711
01:17:50,752 --> 01:17:52,058
He was scared
he was gonna get caught.
1712
01:17:52,319 --> 01:17:54,321
So what he did was,
disguise himself
1713
01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:55,844
in the wildcat costume.
1714
01:17:57,019 --> 01:17:59,195
And Jasmine was
just unlucky enough
1715
01:17:59,282 --> 01:18:02,329
to run into him
in the middle of the night.
1716
01:18:03,896 --> 01:18:06,812
Come on,
you're fabricating everything,
1717
01:18:06,899 --> 01:18:08,639
and no one believes you.
I'm sorry. Ray.
1718
01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:11,294
- Jasmine, back me on this.
- I need a minute.
1719
01:18:13,514 --> 01:18:15,342
This is so messed up.
I'm sorry, Ray--
1720
01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:17,823
You right, bro.
It is really messed up.
1721
01:18:18,737 --> 01:18:19,694
Jasmine, do you remember
1722
01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:21,478
what you was hit on the head
with last night?
1723
01:18:22,392 --> 01:18:23,698
It was a candlestick.
1724
01:18:24,003 --> 01:18:25,047
Yeah.
1725
01:18:25,656 --> 01:18:27,093
A candlestick.
1726
01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:28,921
You know something,
when I saw it,
1727
01:18:29,095 --> 01:18:30,923
I was like,
what is this little witchy,
1728
01:18:31,010 --> 01:18:32,098
weird thingy?
1729
01:18:32,185 --> 01:18:34,100
But it looked
very familiar to me.
1730
01:18:34,187 --> 01:18:35,754
Jasmine,
pull up your Tinder profile
1731
01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,625
and click on Evan's page for me.
1732
01:18:37,799 --> 01:18:39,714
- Oh.
-Just think about it.
1733
01:18:39,801 --> 01:18:42,325
That candlestick looked like
it could have been a part
1734
01:18:42,412 --> 01:18:43,936
of some type of costume,
1735
01:18:44,023 --> 01:18:46,503
or some type of event, you know.
1736
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:49,289
You know,
something like Horrorpalooza,
1737
01:18:49,855 --> 01:18:53,032
where Lisa and Evan
attended together
1738
01:18:53,119 --> 01:18:54,424
as Phantom of the Opera.
1739
01:18:54,511 --> 01:18:55,861
Oh, my God, it's her.
1740
01:18:56,426 --> 01:18:57,427
That's her.
1741
01:19:01,301 --> 01:19:02,650
Holy shit.
1742
01:19:02,737 --> 01:19:05,000
I know.
She's a horrible Christine.
1743
01:19:05,131 --> 01:19:06,523
But you know what's funny?
1744
01:19:06,610 --> 01:19:09,048
The candlestick is not even
what tipped it off for me.
1745
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:11,964
It was the cologne.
1746
01:19:13,879 --> 01:19:15,924
Yeah. See, we got the shower.
1747
01:19:16,011 --> 01:19:17,447
You know how we do
when we get out
the shower, fellas.
1748
01:19:17,534 --> 01:19:19,710
Spray a little cologne
on the neck,
so we smell good, huh?
1749
01:19:20,059 --> 01:19:21,756
It was Mathew's cologne
in his bathroom,
1750
01:19:21,843 --> 01:19:24,498
which smells exactly
like the cologne
1751
01:19:24,585 --> 01:19:26,195
you had on at the party.
1752
01:19:26,326 --> 01:19:29,155
Oh, yes, and because you sprayed
too much, I smelled your ass.
1753
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:30,373
Twice!
1754
01:19:30,547 --> 01:19:32,723
But I'm like,
what is the chances
1755
01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:36,640
that Mathew and Evan
has the same cologne?
1756
01:19:37,076 --> 01:19:42,559
Unless it was
Lisa's favorite cologne.
1757
01:19:42,777 --> 01:19:45,911
La Nu... La Nu... La Na Nu...
1758
01:19:46,302 --> 01:19:48,391
Look, I failed French.
You know,
the Saint Laurent shit.
1759
01:19:48,478 --> 01:19:50,872
But look,
that's when I realized, though,
1760
01:19:51,699 --> 01:19:55,355
that Lisa and Evan was fucking.
1761
01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:58,271
A.K.A., having a fucking affair.
1762
01:19:58,358 --> 01:20:00,621
I'm sorry,
you're misleading people
so much right now.
1763
01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:03,929
And maybe I do have
the same cologne as Mathew,
1764
01:20:04,016 --> 01:20:07,410
but that doesn't
make us murderers.
1765
01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:09,412
Does anyone else get that?
1766
01:20:10,587 --> 01:20:12,067
This is crazy.
1767
01:20:12,763 --> 01:20:14,069
Okay, well, do me a favor, man,
1768
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,549
because, you know,
you keep acting like
1769
01:20:15,636 --> 01:20:16,985
I don't know
what I'm talking about.
1770
01:20:17,681 --> 01:20:19,640
I know you two had to, like,
message each other,
1771
01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:21,990
- so let me see your phone.
- Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
1772
01:20:22,991 --> 01:20:24,558
Look at my phone.
You're not gonna find anything.
1773
01:20:24,645 --> 01:20:26,038
- There's no text.
- Could you grab the phone for me?
1774
01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:27,822
You see my hands
are full, brother. Damn.
1775
01:20:27,909 --> 01:20:29,998
There's nothing.
There's no correspondence
1776
01:20:30,085 --> 01:20:32,174
about planning
a murder anywhere.
1777
01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,437
You just think
I ain't that smart,
like I was born yesterday.
1778
01:20:34,524 --> 01:20:35,569
Let me tell you this.
1779
01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:38,659
There's so many different apps
you could communicate on,
1780
01:20:39,268 --> 01:20:41,183
especially if you
want to communicate
1781
01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:43,794
and you don't want
anybody to know
what you're talking about.
1782
01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:45,884
See, you don't remember.
You showed me something
1783
01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:48,103
on one of our favorite apps
we play all the time.
1784
01:20:48,190 --> 01:20:49,713
It's called Wordfeud.
1785
01:20:50,018 --> 01:20:52,238
That's right. Wordfeud.
1786
01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:53,587
Now, go to the chat box.
1787
01:20:54,457 --> 01:20:56,459
Whoa. Keep scrolling.
Look at all these messages.
1788
01:20:57,025 --> 01:20:58,679
That's how y'all communicated.
1789
01:20:59,332 --> 01:21:00,594
- Wow.
-And because of this,
1790
01:21:00,681 --> 01:21:02,291
you guys just learned
1791
01:21:02,378 --> 01:21:06,774
Lisa and Evan orchestrated
and executed
1792
01:21:07,296 --> 01:21:09,820
the murder of Mathew.
1793
01:21:10,691 --> 01:21:12,954
And that's what the fuck
happened! You did it!
1794
01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:15,522
Yes! I figured it out!
1795
01:21:15,609 --> 01:21:17,045
Nobody else did!
1796
01:21:17,132 --> 01:21:19,395
You two murdered Mathew
1797
01:21:19,482 --> 01:21:21,180
because you wanted
to run away together,
1798
01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:24,183
be in love
and spend all his fucking money!
1799
01:21:24,270 --> 01:21:27,229
I figured it out! I did it!
1800
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,752
Mr. Buckley,
you didn't believe in me,
1801
01:21:28,883 --> 01:21:30,363
you drunk son of a bitch!
1802
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:33,018
And, Jasmine, you made up
the story about the bullshit
1803
01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:35,585
about Meagan and Mathew fucking,
and then I murdered them!
1804
01:21:35,672 --> 01:21:37,544
It never happened! And Vivian...
1805
01:21:39,676 --> 01:21:43,289
Amanda, and you as a politician,
I loved you to death!
1806
01:21:43,376 --> 01:21:45,030
Nah, I'm lying.
I won't vote for you!
1807
01:21:45,117 --> 01:21:47,249
Kiss my ass! I was right!
1808
01:21:47,336 --> 01:21:48,947
And let me
tell you something, Evan...
1809
01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:57,433
Evan...
1810
01:22:02,308 --> 01:22:03,700
Please tell me I'm not right.
1811
01:22:16,017 --> 01:22:16,975
Murderer.
1812
01:22:19,978 --> 01:22:21,022
Homewrecker.
1813
01:22:26,114 --> 01:22:27,159
It's not you.
1814
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,117
What?
1815
01:22:29,857 --> 01:22:31,598
It's not that you have
shitty taste in men.
1816
01:22:31,685 --> 01:22:32,729
It's just that...
1817
01:22:33,643 --> 01:22:35,994
most men are just shitty.
1818
01:22:40,041 --> 01:22:41,782
Keith, can you give me a second?
Just one second, please.
1819
01:22:41,869 --> 01:22:42,957
Just give me a second.
1820
01:22:47,353 --> 01:22:49,703
Ray, my best bud, man, I'm...
1821
01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:53,228
I'm sorry
I dragged you into this.
1822
01:22:56,797 --> 01:22:58,146
I'm really sorry.
1823
01:22:58,233 --> 01:23:00,192
I didn't mean to do
any of this, I just--
1824
01:23:00,279 --> 01:23:01,410
You should be!
1825
01:23:03,456 --> 01:23:05,371
You know something? I don't want
to hear shit you gotta say.
1826
01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:07,068
So take the deer piss
that's on your jacket
1827
01:23:07,155 --> 01:23:08,374
and get the fuck out of here.
1828
01:23:09,462 --> 01:23:11,072
I've got to spend the next
40 years of my life
1829
01:23:11,159 --> 01:23:12,987
being nobody. A nobody.
1830
01:23:13,118 --> 01:23:14,075
You get that.
1831
01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:16,556
Evan, let me say this to you.
1832
01:23:17,035 --> 01:23:19,472
I'd rather be a nobody
than a murderer.
1833
01:23:19,646 --> 01:23:21,213
And I'm neither,
and you're both.
1834
01:23:22,170 --> 01:23:24,346
- I underestimated Ray.
-You sure did.
1835
01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:25,956
You underestimated Ray.
1836
01:23:26,609 --> 01:23:28,176
And now you're going to jail.
1837
01:23:28,263 --> 01:23:30,135
- Yup. Let's go.
-That's right.
1838
01:23:30,222 --> 01:23:31,527
I won't visit you.
1839
01:23:31,614 --> 01:23:33,007
I'm not gonna call you.
1840
01:23:33,181 --> 01:23:34,878
You're going to jail now!
1841
01:23:36,793 --> 01:23:38,578
Locked up,
they won't let you out.
1842
01:23:40,971 --> 01:23:42,277
They won't let you out.
1843
01:23:42,886 --> 01:23:44,975
It's interesting what they do
with the formaldehyde now
1844
01:23:45,063 --> 01:23:46,760
with the bodies... He's back.
1845
01:23:47,195 --> 01:23:49,893
Hey. Oh.
1846
01:23:51,373 --> 01:23:52,722
I'm sorry about your friend.
1847
01:23:53,158 --> 01:23:54,985
Yeah.
1848
01:23:55,203 --> 01:23:56,248
It's fucked up.
1849
01:23:57,814 --> 01:23:59,990
You were amazing.
1850
01:24:00,861 --> 01:24:01,992
You're incredible.
1851
01:24:02,819 --> 01:24:04,169
Not bad.
1852
01:24:04,299 --> 01:24:06,780
You know, our paper hires
investigators all the time.
1853
01:24:07,128 --> 01:24:08,912
- You should think about it.
- Wait, so you're saying
1854
01:24:08,999 --> 01:24:10,479
- you can get me a job?
- Mm-hmm.
1855
01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:13,352
Ray Hammond,
private investigator.
1856
01:24:14,483 --> 01:24:15,571
It has a ring to it.
1857
01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:17,486
You know something, y'all?
1858
01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:19,749
I don't want to be here no more.
1859
01:24:19,836 --> 01:24:21,925
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
- Yes, please.
1860
01:24:22,274 --> 01:24:23,449
Would love to.
1861
01:24:24,537 --> 01:24:25,929
I have a request.
1862
01:24:27,801 --> 01:24:29,150
Will you all sign my yearbook?
1863
01:24:31,761 --> 01:24:33,285
While we're at it,
why don't we get a photo
1864
01:24:33,372 --> 01:24:35,069
of this fucked-up weekend, huh?
1865
01:24:35,983 --> 01:24:38,072
Hey, coroner, come over here.
We want a photo.
1866
01:24:38,159 --> 01:24:40,422
Yes. Just leave the bodies.
It's cold enough.
1867
01:24:41,249 --> 01:24:43,164
Are we sure
we want to document this?
1868
01:24:46,820 --> 01:24:48,169
All right.
1869
01:24:50,476 --> 01:24:51,738
Say "Evan."
1870
01:24:52,478 --> 01:24:53,783
Evan!