1 00:00:06,803 --> 00:00:08,763 [gasps, grunts] 2 00:00:08,805 --> 00:00:11,057 -[roars] -[grunts] 3 00:00:11,891 --> 00:00:13,351 PHIL: There it is, Hope. 4 00:00:13,393 --> 00:00:16,479 The rare and elusive cantaplum. 5 00:00:16,521 --> 00:00:18,314 Should we succeed in procuring it, 6 00:00:18,356 --> 00:00:21,151 this moment will, without question, 7 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:23,862 endure as the single most 8 00:00:23,903 --> 00:00:26,281 important occurrence of our lives. 9 00:00:26,656 --> 00:00:28,658 -We just had a baby. 10 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,660 -After the birth of Phil Jr. 11 00:00:30,702 --> 00:00:33,246 -Her name is Dawn! -I never agreed to that! 12 00:00:33,288 --> 00:00:35,373 Here's an idea, why don't we let her decide? 13 00:00:35,415 --> 00:00:40,128 Hello, female infant. This is Phil Betterman speaking. 14 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,546 Oh, you're asleep. 15 00:00:41,588 --> 00:00:45,342 Well, rise, barely formed humanoid layabout, 16 00:00:45,383 --> 00:00:47,927 and stop wasting precious moments 17 00:00:47,969 --> 00:00:49,888 of your all-too-fragile life! 18 00:00:49,929 --> 00:00:50,889 HOPE: Phil! 19 00:00:50,930 --> 00:00:52,057 -Sorry. 20 00:00:52,098 --> 00:00:56,102 Now, as soon as that cantaplum turns red-- 21 00:00:56,144 --> 00:00:58,188 Ah! It's red! It's red! 22 00:00:58,229 --> 00:01:01,191 -Run, Hope! -I'm holding Dawn! 23 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:04,069 -Ah! Must I do everything?! 24 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:05,362 [yells, grunts] 25 00:01:05,403 --> 00:01:08,573 [dramatic music playing] 26 00:01:10,992 --> 00:01:13,578 [slow motion] Cantaplum! 27 00:01:16,289 --> 00:01:18,750 [slow motion laughing] 28 00:01:20,919 --> 00:01:22,754 [grunts, yelling] 29 00:01:25,382 --> 00:01:27,425 -[Dawn whining] -It's okay, Dawn. 30 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:29,928 I'm sure your father is fine. 31 00:01:29,969 --> 00:01:31,471 [Phil yelling, grunts] 32 00:01:31,513 --> 00:01:34,849 -[groans] Another full fruit fail. 33 00:01:34,891 --> 00:01:36,101 But don't worry, dear. 34 00:01:36,142 --> 00:01:37,686 -I'm not worried. -Yes, you are. 35 00:01:37,727 --> 00:01:41,648 But we'll get a cantaplum if it's the last thing we ever do. 36 00:01:41,981 --> 00:01:43,775 Isn't that right, Phil Jr.? 37 00:01:43,817 --> 00:01:47,070 -Dawn! Her name is Dawn! 38 00:01:47,112 --> 00:01:48,613 -Never! 39 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:51,908 -* Let's live wild, the world's our own * 40 00:01:51,950 --> 00:01:54,619 * We built this wheel now it's gunna roll * 41 00:01:54,661 --> 00:01:59,833 * You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go * 42 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,459 * Whoa-ho-ho * 43 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:03,795 * Stuck together, stuck, stuck together * 44 00:02:03,837 --> 00:02:07,090 * It's an evolution for worse or for better * 45 00:02:07,132 --> 00:02:10,010 * To find some unity * 46 00:02:10,051 --> 00:02:12,637 * For all humanity * 47 00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:14,514 * Because we're stuck together * 48 00:02:14,556 --> 00:02:18,351 * In one big family tree * 49 00:02:18,393 --> 00:02:20,812 DAWN: Eep's had a lot of trouble on this course today. 50 00:02:20,854 --> 00:02:23,356 One can only imagine what's going through her head 51 00:02:23,398 --> 00:02:24,315 as she lines up-- 52 00:02:24,357 --> 00:02:26,651 -Dawn? You mind? -Sorry. 53 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:30,196 -Come on, Eep. You got this, whatever this is. 54 00:02:31,031 --> 00:02:32,782 [snoring] 55 00:02:35,827 --> 00:02:36,953 [all gasp] 56 00:02:38,997 --> 00:02:39,998 ALL: Aww. 57 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,291 -And, like my dad's back, 58 00:02:41,332 --> 00:02:43,918 it appears Eep has buckled under the pressure. 59 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,919 -Wait, look! 60 00:02:46,129 --> 00:02:47,881 [snoring] 61 00:02:47,922 --> 00:02:49,549 [all cheering] 62 00:02:49,591 --> 00:02:52,677 -It's in the mouth! It's in the mouth! 63 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:55,138 -Well, 18 holes is a nice round number, 64 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:56,598 so I guess we're done playing, 65 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,683 um, what are we calling this game? 66 00:02:58,725 --> 00:02:59,851 -[coughs] Golf. 67 00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:02,020 -Golf! Best game name ever! 68 00:03:02,062 --> 00:03:03,605 -Ugh. Beetball. Ugh. 69 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:05,690 I need to rinse my mouth out with pie. 70 00:03:05,732 --> 00:03:08,318 -So, Thunk and Guy didn't wanna play [coughs] golf? 71 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,653 -Nah, they went hunting with Gran and Sandy. 72 00:03:10,695 --> 00:03:12,405 [growling] 73 00:03:13,656 --> 00:03:14,324 -Shh. 74 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:15,450 -[crunching] -Huh? 75 00:03:15,492 --> 00:03:17,786 -[crunching loudly] -[animal roars] 76 00:03:17,827 --> 00:03:19,120 -Not that I'm complaining, 77 00:03:19,162 --> 00:03:21,539 but I'm shocked Phil also didn't wanna play. 78 00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:23,541 I mean, [coughs] golf was made for him. 79 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:26,294 No running, no lifting, it takes forever-- 80 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,213 -And for some reason, it makes you feel like you're 81 00:03:28,254 --> 00:03:29,798 better than other people when you play it. 82 00:03:29,839 --> 00:03:33,385 -Phil does love that feeling. But it's cantaplum season. 83 00:03:33,426 --> 00:03:35,512 -Canta-whaaa? 84 00:03:35,553 --> 00:03:37,097 -Cantaplum. It's a fruit. 85 00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:38,223 And once a year, Dad makes us go 86 00:03:38,264 --> 00:03:39,808 into the middle of the woods with him, 87 00:03:39,849 --> 00:03:41,059 so he can pick one. 88 00:03:41,101 --> 00:03:43,019 -Well, so he can tryto pick one. 89 00:03:43,061 --> 00:03:44,646 But he never pulls it off. 90 00:03:44,688 --> 00:03:45,480 -No? Why not? 91 00:03:45,522 --> 00:03:47,232 -Pfft, 'cause he's Phil. Ha! 92 00:03:47,273 --> 00:03:50,360 -Betterman Burn! -[imitates sizzle] 93 00:03:50,777 --> 00:03:54,322 -Right, and because only one cantaplum grows at a time, 94 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:57,158 and every animal alive would kill to get it. 95 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,535 -All that for some fruit? 96 00:03:58,576 --> 00:04:00,662 There's plenty of fruit on the farm. 97 00:04:00,704 --> 00:04:03,748 [munches] Mm, mm. Papaynapple. 98 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:06,668 -That's a banana. -[laughs] Good one! 99 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,670 [yells] Why'd ya hit my strawpeary? 100 00:04:08,712 --> 00:04:13,049 -A cantaplum is no mere fruit, you intellectual sinkhole. 101 00:04:13,091 --> 00:04:14,592 It's an edible epiphany. 102 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:17,387 I tasted one once when I was a youth. 103 00:04:17,429 --> 00:04:19,723 I was doing what any carefree 104 00:04:19,764 --> 00:04:21,766 and rebellious boy my age would, 105 00:04:21,808 --> 00:04:23,560 documenting the spore propagation 106 00:04:23,601 --> 00:04:24,936 of varied exotic fungi. 107 00:04:24,978 --> 00:04:26,271 I parted the foliage 108 00:04:26,312 --> 00:04:29,024 and found myself witness to a beastly skirmish. 109 00:04:29,065 --> 00:04:33,236 But what was the cause of this savage dispute? 110 00:04:33,737 --> 00:04:36,698 After one bite, it all became clear. 111 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:40,118 This was a fruit worth any sacrifice. 112 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,788 So haunted am I by the memory of that one blissful bite, 113 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:46,791 I refuse to relent until I once again 114 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:49,753 feel the cantaplum's sweet embrace. 115 00:04:49,794 --> 00:04:52,297 -[Phil yells, grunts] -That didn't happen. 116 00:04:52,339 --> 00:04:53,506 -Of course, it did! 117 00:04:53,548 --> 00:04:56,134 The cantaplum is real and it's delicious! 118 00:04:56,176 --> 00:04:58,136 As are my heartfelt feelings about it! 119 00:04:58,178 --> 00:04:59,637 -I believe that part. 120 00:04:59,679 --> 00:05:02,349 It's the you catching it part I don't buy. 121 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:04,142 -What?! Why?! 122 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:07,145 -Uh, uh, ah! Ugh. Oh, please. 123 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:09,105 That throw was aimless and uncatchable. 124 00:05:09,147 --> 00:05:10,148 -Was it, though? 125 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:11,775 -Sounds like you could use our help 126 00:05:11,816 --> 00:05:14,444 if you wanna score that cantaplum this time, Phil. 127 00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:17,322 -Yes! That's a way better idea than failing again. 128 00:05:17,364 --> 00:05:19,240 -Absolutely not. -Why? 129 00:05:19,282 --> 00:05:20,283 -Because it's Phil. 130 00:05:20,325 --> 00:05:21,659 It's like I always say, 131 00:05:21,701 --> 00:05:23,536 "No, I don't wanna help Phil." 132 00:05:23,578 --> 00:05:26,498 -Good, because I don't want you helping me either. 133 00:05:26,539 --> 00:05:28,958 -[Phil yelps] -I said I didn't wanna help you first! 134 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,127 -Ah, cursed chronology! 135 00:05:31,169 --> 00:05:33,296 Hope, Dawn, follow me. 136 00:05:33,338 --> 00:05:35,173 The cantaplum ripening is imminent 137 00:05:35,215 --> 00:05:36,841 and there's much work to be done. 138 00:05:36,883 --> 00:05:39,886 -I just hope it's a quick failure this time. 139 00:05:39,928 --> 00:05:41,680 -That's the spirit, Mom! 140 00:05:41,721 --> 00:05:43,807 -Well, now I'm curious to know if that 141 00:05:43,848 --> 00:05:46,518 cantaplum juice is worth the squeeze. 142 00:05:46,559 --> 00:05:48,436 -How curious? 143 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:52,399 -Before we endeavor to procure a real cantaplum this year, 144 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,609 I thought we should do a dry-run. 145 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:58,113 Behold, the Betterman Cantaplum Catch & Keep Course. 146 00:05:58,154 --> 00:05:59,698 Please hold your applause. 147 00:06:00,156 --> 00:06:03,076 -Thank you. -Wait, is that strawberry tied to a stick 148 00:06:03,118 --> 00:06:04,786 supposed to be a cantaplum tree? 149 00:06:04,828 --> 00:06:07,497 -And is it supposed to look sad? 150 00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:09,541 Don't worry, little tree. You'll grow. 151 00:06:09,582 --> 00:06:11,251 Unless you get chopped down. 152 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:12,794 -And what about the animals? 153 00:06:12,836 --> 00:06:15,797 You know, the snarling things with the claws and the teeth 154 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:18,049 that are also trying to get the cantaplum? 155 00:06:18,091 --> 00:06:22,762 -Phil Betterman has thought of everything. As always. 156 00:06:24,848 --> 00:06:27,684 [clears throat] My Cantaplum Catch & Keep Course 157 00:06:27,726 --> 00:06:31,062 is equipped with flawless mobile replicas of every creature, 158 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:34,399 great and small, that we could possibly encounter. 159 00:06:34,441 --> 00:06:35,900 Terrifying, isn't it? 160 00:06:35,942 --> 00:06:37,902 -How much time you've spent on this? 161 00:06:37,944 --> 00:06:41,072 Definitely. And while I appreciate your efforts 162 00:06:41,114 --> 00:06:42,240 with whatever this is-- 163 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:43,408 -I just told you 164 00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:44,576 it's the Cantaplum Catch & Keep Course! 165 00:06:44,617 --> 00:06:46,536 -I don't think it's going to help. 166 00:06:46,578 --> 00:06:49,039 -[Phil groans] -But you know what would help? 167 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,582 -The Croods! -Nonsense. 168 00:06:50,623 --> 00:06:53,043 They lack the nimble dexterity required for the task. 169 00:06:53,084 --> 00:06:56,254 Now watch as I weave my way through this gauntlet 170 00:06:56,296 --> 00:06:58,089 and pluck that plum. 171 00:07:00,175 --> 00:07:03,386 [yelling, wincing] 172 00:07:03,428 --> 00:07:05,096 Fine. The Croods-- 173 00:07:05,138 --> 00:07:07,515 [yells] Help! 174 00:07:11,019 --> 00:07:12,896 -I just think you're being unreasonable. 175 00:07:12,937 --> 00:07:15,273 -Yeah, Dad. Getting a cantaplum sounds like a blast. 176 00:07:15,315 --> 00:07:18,151 There's adventure, there's dangerous animals, there's food! 177 00:07:18,193 --> 00:07:19,944 -Yeah, but there's also Phil. 178 00:07:19,986 --> 00:07:22,489 And even a little Phil ruins everything. 179 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:23,782 It's like I always say, 180 00:07:23,823 --> 00:07:26,284 "Even a little Phil ruins everything." 181 00:07:27,118 --> 00:07:30,455 -And the bananas. Tell us the story with those. 182 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:33,166 -They taste terrible! -Then stop eating them. 183 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:34,793 -It's, it's not the bananas. 184 00:07:34,834 --> 00:07:36,836 Everything tastes bad because Phil told us 185 00:07:36,878 --> 00:07:38,463 about those stupid cantaplums, 186 00:07:38,505 --> 00:07:39,798 and now my stupid mouth 187 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:42,342 doesn't wanna eat anything stupid else. 188 00:07:42,384 --> 00:07:45,470 -Okaaay, so should we help Phil 189 00:07:45,512 --> 00:07:47,847 get a cantaplum like I suggested? 190 00:07:47,889 --> 00:07:49,599 -What makes you say that? -You! 191 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:52,185 -Right. I'll bring the road bananas. 192 00:07:53,853 --> 00:07:58,942 I'm sorry, old friend. So sorry! 193 00:08:01,236 --> 00:08:04,739 -I think it's nice we're all doing this together this year. 194 00:08:04,781 --> 00:08:08,159 -Well, we kinda had to after Dad and Phil melted down. 195 00:08:08,201 --> 00:08:09,494 -Enough mindless chatter! 196 00:08:09,536 --> 00:08:12,414 Keep the air clear for mission communications only. 197 00:08:12,455 --> 00:08:13,415 [yells] 198 00:08:13,456 --> 00:08:14,666 [all gasp] 199 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:17,335 My Betterman Back Basket got stuck on a branch. 200 00:08:17,377 --> 00:08:18,920 -Ha! You got branched! 201 00:08:18,962 --> 00:08:20,797 -Why don't you paint a cave painting? 202 00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:21,798 It'll last longer! 203 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:22,966 -Good call, Phil. 204 00:08:23,008 --> 00:08:24,801 But I didn't bring any painting supplies. 205 00:08:24,843 --> 00:08:27,178 -Ooh! Maybe Dad has some in his Back Basket! 206 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:30,223 -Hey, Dad? Do you have-- -I was being facetious! 207 00:08:30,265 --> 00:08:31,266 Now get me down! 208 00:08:31,307 --> 00:08:33,143 -What's in that thing, anyway? 209 00:08:33,184 --> 00:08:35,061 -Emergency supplies such as water, 210 00:08:35,103 --> 00:08:36,980 a Dare-A-Chute, and Betterman Better Balm, 211 00:08:37,022 --> 00:08:39,941 a lipid-based compound applied to one's lips to avoid chapping. 212 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:42,152 [obnoxious, sloshy sounds] 213 00:08:42,193 --> 00:08:43,820 -So gross. 214 00:08:43,862 --> 00:08:45,989 -To you. Because you've turned your back 215 00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:48,199 on your tragic, parched lips. 216 00:08:48,241 --> 00:08:49,576 -Mm? 217 00:08:49,617 --> 00:08:51,828 -Now, getting the cantaplum isn't going to be easy. 218 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:54,539 -You'd know, Phil. 'Cause you've failed every time. 219 00:08:54,581 --> 00:08:58,168 Ha! Cantaplum burn! Ah! [imitates sizzle] 220 00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:00,336 -Let's make that the last time you do that, okay? 221 00:09:00,378 --> 00:09:03,465 -Do what? You mean this? Ah! [imitates sizzle] 222 00:09:03,506 --> 00:09:04,799 [Ugga groans] 223 00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:08,303 -Ugh, as I was saying, it's not going to be easy. 224 00:09:08,345 --> 00:09:11,306 But it can be done. Because I have a plan. 225 00:09:11,348 --> 00:09:13,266 -Agh, here it comes. The "plan." 226 00:09:13,308 --> 00:09:16,102 -Does the plan have a lot of big words and moving parts? 227 00:09:16,144 --> 00:09:17,437 -[Hope groans] -Pay attention! 228 00:09:17,479 --> 00:09:19,981 The plan has a lot of big words and moving parts. 229 00:09:20,023 --> 00:09:22,275 Step one, when the cantaplum turns red, 230 00:09:22,317 --> 00:09:25,153 I will launch a diversion to distract the animals. 231 00:09:25,195 --> 00:09:27,322 Any questions before I move on to step two? 232 00:09:27,364 --> 00:09:29,115 -Yes. What's step one? 233 00:09:29,157 --> 00:09:30,533 [Phil groans] 234 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:33,912 -...and that's step one. Again. Do you get it now, Grug? 235 00:09:33,953 --> 00:09:35,705 -Completely. -Excellent. 236 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:37,832 Step two, with the animals' attention 237 00:09:37,874 --> 00:09:40,668 now on said diversion, I strike. 238 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,878 Any questions? 239 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,005 -Actually, can we circle back to step one? 240 00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:47,509 Specifically, what is it? Same question for step two. 241 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:49,886 -[groans] Step one. 242 00:09:50,136 --> 00:09:52,180 And that brings us to step three. 243 00:09:52,222 --> 00:09:55,183 The Croods will lead the savage animal horde astray, 244 00:09:55,225 --> 00:09:57,644 leaving the Bettermans free to safely return 245 00:09:57,686 --> 00:09:59,145 to the farm without incident. 246 00:09:59,187 --> 00:10:02,816 Any questions before I move on to the next step? 247 00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:05,443 [yells] 248 00:10:05,652 --> 00:10:07,112 Step four, 249 00:10:07,153 --> 00:10:10,323 once the cantaplum reaches the safe confines of the farm, 250 00:10:10,365 --> 00:10:12,492 there's only one thing left to do with it. 251 00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:14,160 -Yeah, eat it! -Wrong! 252 00:10:14,202 --> 00:10:17,539 Bury it. And in just six to nine short moons, 253 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:21,543 all of us shall partake in the literal fruit of our labor. 254 00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:26,339 Because fruit. And we'll never want for cantaplums ever again. 255 00:10:26,381 --> 00:10:27,882 Thanks to me. 256 00:10:27,924 --> 00:10:30,051 -So, we're the bait? 257 00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:31,052 GRUG: Hm? 258 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:33,054 -No more questions! -What?! 259 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:35,348 So you're saying I won't taste a cantaplum 260 00:10:35,390 --> 00:10:36,850 for six to nine moons? 261 00:10:36,891 --> 00:10:38,768 -Six to nine shortmoons, yes. 262 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,395 -I'm out. 263 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:43,064 Mm... I'm back in! 264 00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:47,777 -Rest assured, my plan is foolproof if we all do our part. 265 00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:50,864 Remember, there's no "can't" in cantaplum. 266 00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:54,743 -Uhh, yeah, there is. -Lost cause, honey. Let it go. 267 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:58,329 -Paddle wet left a.k.a. dry right! 268 00:10:58,371 --> 00:11:00,081 There it is. 269 00:11:00,123 --> 00:11:03,293 Cantaplum, in all its juicy glory! 270 00:11:03,334 --> 00:11:05,462 -Great! So, what are we waitin' for? 271 00:11:05,503 --> 00:11:06,921 -[grunting] -Not yet! 272 00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:09,090 The fruit must turn red before we pick it 273 00:11:09,132 --> 00:11:11,092 or it will taste like foot. 274 00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:14,637 It's a very demanding fruit. 275 00:11:15,013 --> 00:11:16,389 -Where are all the animals, Phil? 276 00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:18,141 You said this place would be crawling with them. 277 00:11:18,183 --> 00:11:21,061 -Ooh, they're here. Waiting to pounce. 278 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,063 You just have to listen. 279 00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:25,857 -[animal roars] -That's a bearacuda. 280 00:11:25,899 --> 00:11:28,860 -[animal roars] -That's a tigerangutan. 281 00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:31,863 -[animal roars] -That's a scorpulion. 282 00:11:31,905 --> 00:11:33,448 [rumbling] 283 00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:35,283 -And that's a Grugtummy. 284 00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:39,037 -[groans] Grugtummy so hungry! -Silence! 285 00:11:39,079 --> 00:11:41,456 The ripening is upon us! 286 00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:45,627 Time for step one. [grunts] 287 00:11:45,668 --> 00:11:47,295 -Phil, what is that? 288 00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:51,508 -It's step one! Did any of you listen to a word I said today? 289 00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:53,968 -ALL: No. -[groans] Fine! 290 00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:55,345 Once the cantaplum turns red, 291 00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:57,263 I will use the Betterman Light Launcher 292 00:11:57,305 --> 00:11:59,974 to illuminate the sky with a bouquet of color, 293 00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,434 thus distracting the animals 294 00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:04,229 and providing me unimpeded access to the fruit. 295 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:06,064 -Bad idea. I should grab the fruit. 296 00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:09,150 -Veer from the plan? And why would we do that? 297 00:12:09,192 --> 00:12:10,985 -Because you're a little droppy. 298 00:12:11,027 --> 00:12:13,863 -Victory is in my grasp--Ah! 299 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:16,408 -Phil, could you bring in the soup? 300 00:12:16,449 --> 00:12:17,659 PHIL: Gladly, dear! 301 00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:19,160 -[Phil grunts, yells] -[cookware clattering] 302 00:12:19,202 --> 00:12:21,746 These chemicals are highly volatile, 303 00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:23,623 Dawn, so we just have to-- 304 00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:25,375 -[Dawn gasps] -Run! 305 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:29,337 It's possible I've let a few, uh, insignificant things 306 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:30,588 slip through my fingers. 307 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,841 -You dropped me on our wedding night, Phil. 308 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,426 Am Iinsignificant? 309 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,011 -Anything but, my dear! 310 00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:38,304 The point is, I would never drop the cantaplum. 311 00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:39,889 Or my wife again. 312 00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,808 Besides, youcertainly can't carry the cantaplum. 313 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:43,101 Your caveman brain 314 00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:45,729 doesn't have the ability to delay gratification. 315 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:47,230 -Hm? 316 00:12:47,272 --> 00:12:50,942 -You. Are. Impatient. -Hm? 317 00:12:50,984 --> 00:12:53,236 -[Hope humming] -Are ya done yet?! 318 00:12:53,278 --> 00:12:54,195 -Grug! 319 00:12:54,654 --> 00:12:56,156 -Done yet?! -PHIL: Grug! 320 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,825 -Done yet?! Ah! -Grug! 321 00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:02,203 -Yeah, but that was years ago. -It was hours ago. 322 00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:04,247 -Uh, we might have to talk time another time 323 00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:06,916 because the cantaplum is turning red! 324 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,210 * * 325 00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:12,547 [Phil grunts] 326 00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:21,556 [monkey chatters] 327 00:13:21,598 --> 00:13:24,601 -Time for step two. 328 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,145 [panting, grunts] 329 00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,233 [slow motion yelling] 330 00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:36,404 Gah! [grunts] 331 00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:39,574 After all this time, you're finally-- 332 00:13:39,616 --> 00:13:40,742 -Mine! 333 00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:41,659 -Agh! 334 00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,078 -Dad, what are you doing?! 335 00:13:43,119 --> 00:13:44,788 -I'm saving the cantaplum! 336 00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:46,915 We can't trust Phil's fumble fingers! 337 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:47,916 [Eep, Hope sighing] 338 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,459 -Nor can we trust that Grugtummy! 339 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,836 -Is this a step? -Yes, it's the step 340 00:13:51,878 --> 00:13:53,630 where Grug ignores the steps. 341 00:13:53,672 --> 00:13:55,423 -[firework pops] -Ah! 342 00:13:56,591 --> 00:13:58,051 [growls] 343 00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:01,096 [growling] 344 00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:03,223 -[panting, grunting] -PHIL: Watch out! 345 00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,975 [all scream] 346 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:10,689 -And now, we're on the step where we save Phil and Grug. 347 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:13,358 -From the animals and each other. 348 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,318 -Phil was right. You do look tasty. 349 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,071 But don't worry, Plummy, Grug's gonna get you home. 350 00:14:18,113 --> 00:14:19,489 PHIL: No, Phil is! 351 00:14:20,573 --> 00:14:22,242 -Agh! Round things! 352 00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:24,953 -And that's your plum-uppance! Ha! 353 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,287 [growls] 354 00:14:26,329 --> 00:14:29,958 Ah, ah, ah, ah! Come on, hands, defy expectations! 355 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:33,753 -Ah! -Canta very much! 356 00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:36,089 -"Canta very much"? How lazy! 357 00:14:36,131 --> 00:14:40,218 -Mmm! Aw, who am I kiddin'? I'm eatin' this thing! 358 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:44,097 Ahh--Ooh! [screams] Get it off, get it off! 359 00:14:44,139 --> 00:14:47,642 -Don't call it a comeback. 'Cause it's a plum-back! 360 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:50,186 [yelling, grunts] 361 00:14:50,228 --> 00:14:54,816 Ah, ah, ah, ah! Ah! Gotcha! Sticky fingers! [laughs] 362 00:14:54,858 --> 00:14:56,151 Gah! [yells] 363 00:14:56,192 --> 00:14:59,487 [grunts] Get me out! I've been rock-rolled! 364 00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:02,365 -[laughs] Got yer plum and takin' it! 365 00:15:02,407 --> 00:15:05,368 -Seriously?! You're not even trying now! 366 00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:06,911 [yells] 367 00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,164 [grunts] Plum and get it! See? 368 00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:11,166 Decent wordplay's not that hard! 369 00:15:11,207 --> 00:15:13,501 -[yells] -[loud thud] 370 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:15,295 -Hole in one Phil! Ha! 371 00:15:15,336 --> 00:15:17,839 PHIL: No! What does that even mean?! 372 00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:19,674 [panting] 373 00:15:19,883 --> 00:15:21,259 [grunting] 374 00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:23,928 -Ah! Quicksand! -Ha! 375 00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:25,638 Plum's up! Yes! 376 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,184 I'm the GOAT, but I'm not agoat! 377 00:15:29,225 --> 00:15:31,478 [laughing, yells] 378 00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:34,981 Gah! A dead end. Not to fear, fruit friend! 379 00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:38,860 Nothing can deter Phil Betterman from his delicious destiny! 380 00:15:38,902 --> 00:15:40,195 -[Grug yells] -[Phil yells, grunts] 381 00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:43,198 -Outhouse? Try inhouse! Ha! 382 00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:44,407 -Complete gibberish. 383 00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:46,534 You're actually getting worse at witticisms. 384 00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:49,079 -Whatever. Just fork over the cantaplum. 385 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,248 -Ah. Better. But not much. Also, never! 386 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:55,585 I'll cling to this cantaplum like an unwanted memory! 387 00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:58,380 [Phil yelling] 388 00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:01,883 -Gah! What are you made of, glue?! 389 00:16:01,925 --> 00:16:03,468 Drop it! Drop it! 390 00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:07,180 -No! I'll prolong this forever like an awkward conversation! 391 00:16:07,222 --> 00:16:09,432 [Phil yelling] 392 00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:12,811 -Oh, good. They're working things out on their own. 393 00:16:12,852 --> 00:16:14,396 [shouts] Grug, put Phil down! 394 00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:16,272 -No! -I'll handle this, Ugga. 395 00:16:16,314 --> 00:16:19,275 [shouts] Phil! Stop being so clingy! 396 00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:20,860 -[Ugga grunts] -GRUG, PHIL: Ow! 397 00:16:20,902 --> 00:16:23,446 -Dad! Phil! You don't need to fight! 398 00:16:23,488 --> 00:16:25,740 -Or whatever you call that. 399 00:16:25,782 --> 00:16:27,617 -If you're saying we should work together, 400 00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:28,743 that's not gonna happen! 401 00:16:28,785 --> 00:16:30,578 -It most certainly won't! 402 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,455 -Dad, you don't have to work together. 403 00:16:32,497 --> 00:16:34,833 You just have to stop working against each other. 404 00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:36,209 -We have the cantaplum. 405 00:16:36,251 --> 00:16:38,878 Now, let's just get it back to the farm. 406 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,131 -Now. Before the animals catch up. 407 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,924 -Perhaps we could declare a fruit truce 408 00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:43,925 for the greater good. 409 00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:46,428 [long sigh] 410 00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:50,098 -I guess. 411 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,891 But who's gonna carry the cantaplum? 412 00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:54,102 -I will. 'Cause I'm not one of you. 413 00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:56,271 -Very well. Because it's not Grug. 414 00:16:56,312 --> 00:16:59,190 -And also very well 'cause it's not Phil. 415 00:16:59,232 --> 00:17:01,401 So, cough up the cantaplum, Phil. 416 00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:04,112 I'llgive it to Eep, so youdon't drop it. 417 00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:05,363 -No! I'llgive it to Eep, 418 00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:08,324 -so youdon't eat it! -[grunting] 419 00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:11,161 BOTH: No! 420 00:17:11,828 --> 00:17:13,955 [both gasp, growl] 421 00:17:13,997 --> 00:17:16,708 -I'm jumping! -Plum plunge! 422 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:20,128 -Gah! They were so close to setting a good example. 423 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,171 -Yep. 424 00:17:21,504 --> 00:17:23,423 So, you guys wanna grab lunch? -Mom. 425 00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:26,051 - Afterwe rescue them, of course. 426 00:17:26,092 --> 00:17:27,469 [both yelling] 427 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:30,138 -Great! Now we're gonna smash into the ground! 428 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,973 -Just deploy your Dare-A-Chute! -Hm? 429 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:33,475 -Ooh! [grunts] 430 00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,685 -Dare-A-Chute?! But I didn't bring a-- 431 00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:39,230 -[grunting] -Oof, uh, yah, gah, another yah! 432 00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:41,316 [yells, grunts] 433 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:43,193 [Phil grunts] 434 00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,195 -Whew. Rough landing for me. 435 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,822 -[wincing] Rough landing for you?! 436 00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:50,825 -Wait, where's the cantaplum? Where did it go?! 437 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:53,370 -Relax, Phil. It's around here somewhere. 438 00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,497 -No, it's not, you walking mouth! 439 00:17:55,538 --> 00:17:58,083 It's gone! Gone forever! Wait! 440 00:17:58,124 --> 00:18:00,710 It must be in that cave! And it's all mine! 441 00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:02,087 -No, it's mine! 442 00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:04,506 Breaking every bone in my body didn't slow me down. 443 00:18:04,547 --> 00:18:07,384 -[bones cracking] -[wincing] 444 00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:11,429 [lips smacking] 445 00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:14,307 -W-Wh-What's that noise? Phil? 446 00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:15,934 [gasps] Gorgwatch?! 447 00:18:15,975 --> 00:18:18,853 -Mmm, mmm. -Ah! [groans] 448 00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:22,315 -Relax, Grug. It's only the sound 449 00:18:22,357 --> 00:18:24,109 of responsible mouth maintenance. 450 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,694 I must tend to my baby-soft lips, 451 00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:27,821 so they don't become chapped and chafed. 452 00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:31,324 Such is the burden of tender, smoochable lips. 453 00:18:31,908 --> 00:18:33,076 -Ew. 454 00:18:33,118 --> 00:18:35,954 [gasps] The cantaplum! I found it! 455 00:18:35,995 --> 00:18:38,039 -Stay back! I'll carry it! 456 00:18:38,081 --> 00:18:42,627 You see? My grip is as sure as-- Agh... I did that on purpose. 457 00:18:42,669 --> 00:18:45,130 [grunts] Hold on. [grunts] 458 00:18:45,171 --> 00:18:46,965 You're embarrassing me, hands! 459 00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:49,009 -That's it! I'm carrying it! 460 00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:52,262 Your hands are too weak for fruit this important, 461 00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:53,638 and beautiful, 462 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,183 -and delicious-- -Grug, no! Ah! 463 00:18:57,225 --> 00:18:58,435 -Hm? 464 00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,603 Well, I guess we were right about each other. 465 00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:03,565 -Indeed. Our flaws have generated a shared conundrum 466 00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:06,359 with only one logical solution. 467 00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,445 -We switch heads? -How would that help?! 468 00:19:08,486 --> 00:19:10,363 [Hope grunting] 469 00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:13,700 -Those are Phil's footprints, and Grug's? 470 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:16,494 Or a badgerilla's. Is there a difference? 471 00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:17,370 -[animal roars] -[gasps] 472 00:19:17,412 --> 00:19:18,747 -We're about to find out. 473 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,790 Those animals are getting closer. 474 00:19:20,832 --> 00:19:21,750 We need to move. 475 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,085 -[growling] -[all scream] 476 00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:25,962 -Something else is in there, too! 477 00:19:26,004 --> 00:19:27,297 [growling] 478 00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:30,050 -And it's going to eat us just like it ate them! 479 00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:32,052 [all screaming] 480 00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:33,803 [growling] 481 00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:34,971 -Grug? -Phil? 482 00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:36,181 -They're okay! 483 00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:38,350 -And doing pigatorback rides for some reason. 484 00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:39,893 [growling] 485 00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:41,227 - Arethey okay? 486 00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:46,566 -We're better than okay, 'cause we've got this! Ha! 487 00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:48,860 -Unfortunately, between Grug's compulsion 488 00:19:48,902 --> 00:19:52,530 to put everything in his mouth, and my fumble fingers, 489 00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:54,699 this arrangement is the only way 490 00:19:54,741 --> 00:19:57,035 to safely transport the cantaplum 491 00:19:57,077 --> 00:19:59,579 -back to the farm. -Sure. Or I can hold it. 492 00:19:59,621 --> 00:20:00,747 -GRUG: Hm? -[animal roars] 493 00:20:00,789 --> 00:20:02,415 -[all gasp] -Glad that's settled 494 00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:04,417 so we can [shouts] run! 495 00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:08,296 -Giddy up, Grug! Hyah! -I'm a man, not a ride! 496 00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:10,924 [Grug whinnies] 497 00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:13,009 [all panting] 498 00:20:15,095 --> 00:20:17,097 -[roars] -Ah, turn dry left! 499 00:20:17,722 --> 00:20:19,474 [grunts] 500 00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:22,102 [yells] Turn dry right! 501 00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:23,770 -[roars] -[grunts] 502 00:20:27,607 --> 00:20:30,110 Hi-ho, Grug! Away! 503 00:20:30,819 --> 00:20:32,862 [all yelling] 504 00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,450 I can't keep this up! 505 00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:39,577 -What? You're not even running! I am! 506 00:20:39,619 --> 00:20:41,246 -We're not gonna make it! 507 00:20:41,287 --> 00:20:44,416 I guess there is a can't in cantaplum! 508 00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:46,793 -There was always a can't in cantaplum! 509 00:20:46,835 --> 00:20:49,671 -Yeah, but there's no can't in Grug! 510 00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:52,340 -Or Ugga! -Or Dawn! 511 00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:53,550 -Or-- -Okay! 512 00:20:53,591 --> 00:20:55,343 Can't isn't in any of our names! 513 00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:56,261 We get it! 514 00:20:56,302 --> 00:20:58,471 [all panting] 515 00:20:59,431 --> 00:21:01,641 [all yelling] 516 00:21:03,101 --> 00:21:04,728 [heavy breathing] 517 00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:08,064 -We made it! -Yeah, until the gate breaks! 518 00:21:08,106 --> 00:21:12,777 -Well, you did it. You actually got a cantaplum. 519 00:21:12,819 --> 00:21:14,654 -Or the rest of us got one in spite of you two 520 00:21:14,696 --> 00:21:16,906 doing everything imaginable to sabotage that. 521 00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:20,160 -You're right, Ugga. We do make a pretty good team. 522 00:21:20,201 --> 00:21:23,788 -All except Grug. -Or I make a good team at least. 523 00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:25,540 -[sighs] -But enough accolades. 524 00:21:25,582 --> 00:21:26,958 The sooner we plant this treasure, 525 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,626 the sooner we begin the long wait 526 00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:31,379 to enjoy its eventual bounty, nature permitting. 527 00:21:31,421 --> 00:21:33,631 -Or we could just eat it now. 528 00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:35,675 -Yeah, after all that, I think we've earned it. 529 00:21:35,717 --> 00:21:37,635 -I call first bite! -Second! And third! 530 00:21:37,677 --> 00:21:40,555 -No! We have the cantaplum because of me 531 00:21:40,597 --> 00:21:43,308 and I say we plant it to reap its rewards 532 00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:45,977 for years to come! Now dig! 533 00:21:46,019 --> 00:21:47,520 -Gah! Fine. 534 00:21:47,562 --> 00:21:50,398 -Stupid circle of life. -Mm. 535 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,691 [grunts] 536 00:21:57,364 --> 00:22:00,575 [ambient nature sounds] 537 00:22:01,201 --> 00:22:03,495 [giggling] 538 00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:05,080 -Huh? -Mm-mm. 539 00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:06,164 [growls] 540 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,710 -[both gasp] -BOTH: Mm-mm. 541 00:22:12,504 --> 00:22:14,798 -[both gasp] -ALL: Mm-mm. 542 00:22:15,548 --> 00:22:17,509 [all snoring] 543 00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:20,220 [classical music playing] 544 00:22:20,261 --> 00:22:22,305 [animal chittering] 545 00:22:31,064 --> 00:22:33,775 PHIL: It's gone! The cantaplum is gone! 546 00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:35,110 Grug, open your mouth! 547 00:22:35,151 --> 00:22:37,112 GRUG: Phil, it's not in my--[yelling] 548 00:22:37,153 --> 00:22:39,364 PHIL: I know it's in here somewhere 549 00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:41,282 and I'm going to find it! 550 00:22:41,324 --> 00:22:43,576 * *