- [screams, grunts] - [snarling]
* *
[laughter]
EEP: Big day today, Dawn!
And it all starts with a little distance vining.
- Distance vining? What's that?
- It's when you swing on a vine,
and let go to see how far you can fly.
- Sounds like a bad idea! I'm in!
- [roar] - [both laughing]
[laughing]
[punch monkeys chattering]
- Guess the punch monkeys beat us to the good vines.
- Maybe they're in a sharing mood? Hey, guys!
Uh, you mind if we distance vine with you?
[shrieking]
- Guess they do mind. That's okay. How about cliff climbing?
- Yes! You're going down, cliffs!
Punch monkeys again?
[shrieking, chattering]
- There's still zip vining.
[chattering]
- Ugh! Those punch monkeys are everywhere!
- Crowverine gliding?
[shrieking]
- Maybe we're not supposed to have fun today.
- Let's go home. - [Eep groans]
[wood creaking]
- This is fun, right?
- Well, there's no punch monkeys, so that's fun.
[creaking]
* *
[both gasp]
[grunting]
- Did someone say fun?
- What is that thing? - I don't know, so I fear it.
Attack!
- Wait, no--Ow! Ow! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[girls screaming]
* Let's live wild, the world's our own *
* We built this wheel now it's gunna roll *
* You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go *
* Whoa-ho-ho *
* Stuck together, stuck, stuck together *
* It's an evolution for worse or for better *
* To find some unity *
* For all humanity *
* Because we're stuck together *
* In one big family tree *
- [birds chirping] - I call it the rollerlog.
I actually built it for Thunk so he could
"move without moving." His words.
But he passed when I told him I couldn't fit a couch on it.
- Oh, I want a piece of that action. - Me, too!
- I figured you might
because who doesn't wanna roll around on a board?
It is my masterpiece, and I wanna share it with everyone.
Every creature, great and small!
- Thanks, Guy-baby! Come on, Dawn.
Let's see if these things are as dangerous as they look!
[Sandy snarling]
[girls laughing]
UGGA: That's okay!
I'll just harvest all our food while you guys roll around
- on whatever those things are. - They're rollerlogs!
- [Ugga yelling in slow motion] - They're logs you roll on!
Ugh!
- [gasps] Hey, Hope?
Where do you want this stack of very breakable mirrors?
- [girls shout] - Hey, watch where you're going
on those pieces of wood that move in ways that scare me!
- They're rollerlogs!
- [Grug yelling in slow motion] - Join the roll-o-lution!
- Whoa! - [mirrors smash, shatter]
- Aw...
[Grug humming]
[Hope humming]
- [girls laughing] - [rattling]
[gasps]
- I told you not to use those in the--
Wait, what arethose?
- They're rollerlogs!
- [Hope yelling in slow motion] - Wanna roll? Ask me how!
[screaming]
[Gran struggling]
- Hm, not bad,
but you're all beak, no bite!
[girls laughing]
Ah, you made me lose my lunch,
- zipping around on those-- - They're rollerlogs!
If they're too fast, you're too old!
[growls]
I'm sorry. That was rude. This-this is a rollerlog.
I-I invented it.
Pretty proud of it. Anyway, have a good day.
Also, I-I crossed a line.
Y-you're not old. You're experienced.
You deserve my respect because you've earned it.
- [Gran growls] - Uh...
J-just to be clear,
uh, you're an inspiration to me every day.
I hope, in time, you can forgive me.
- What the-- - [clang]
[hooting]
* *
[chattering]
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
[slow motion chattering]
[shriek]
[laughter, chatter]
DAWN: This is so much fun!
Ha! Whoa! [laughs, grunts]
- And that was amazing! - Dawn! How'd you do that?
- No idea. I just rolled with it.
[creaking, thud]
- Ah! - Ah! Dawn!
You almost killed me with that...
- that... - It's a rollerlog.
- Guy-boy invented it.
- Ha! Rollerlog? - Yes.
- Guy-boy? - Yes.
- Invented? - Yes.
- It?
- Yes? Hey! Ah! - Simple, pedestrian, obvious.
Well done, Guy, you've underwhelmed me once again.
- What? The rollerlog is amazing! - Yeah!
It might be the best invention ever!
- I see. Irrigation.
Elevator. Toilet.
Yes, those certainly don't hold a candle
to Guy's wheels on a stick!
Ha! [laughing] Ha!
- So absurd, I'm out of ha's. - [Guy grunts]
- You really think it's the best invention ever?
Better than the toilet?
- You can't race a toilet.
- But, we can race these. - I am so in!
- Rollerlog racing, huh?
I know the perfect spot!
- [humming] - [hammering]
- There! 20 iterations,
but I finally replicated Guy's rollerlog!
[sighs] Hm...
Time to dispose of these flawed abominations
lest anyone associates such vapidity with my good name.
Now, the real work to build a better rollerlog begins.
Ugh. Goodbye forever, tragic mediocrities.
[grunts]
* *
[gasps, grunts]
[groans] Missed one... [sloths chattering]
* *
[ropes creaking]
[shrieking]
[chattering]
[hooting]
* *
[majestic music]
[chirp]
[shriek]
[eelgle screeches]
EEP: You were right, Guy-baby.
This spot is perfect.
- Yeah, I found Rolling Canyon a while ago.
Kinda weird how it's almost made for rollerlogging.
- We're not here to overthink, Guy-boy. We're here to race.
First one to the arch wins?
- You're on! - Roll out!
[laughter]
- Looking good, Dawn! - Right behind you!
- And I'm right behind Dawn!
[laughs] Oh. Whoa! Whoa!
Maybe not right behind.
[grunting, laughing]
- Watch out for the boulders! - Way ahead of you!
* *
[grunts, laughs]
- Watch out for what? Oh! Ah! Never mind! Ow!
- Yeah! - Yeah! Look out for the kickti!
- They're cacti that kick! - No problem! Check this out!
* Life is hard when you're young *
* And you're under the gun *
- Ow! Not a kickti fan!
EEP: You're killing it, Dawn!
- Now, let's burn these turns! - Yeah!
Like lava! That's on a board with wheels!
* From the pack *
* Seems you've gotten off track *
- I got this. I got this!
Ah...
I don't got this!
Whoa! Ah! Ah! Ah!
* You can make it on your own *
- Woo-hoo-hoo! [laughs]
* *
What? Is there something on my face?
- Dawn! That was epic! First, you went...
And then, you... And then, you were all... How?!
- No idea. I just did it.
Maybe, I'm part rollerlog.
Just kidding. But that would be awesome.
- Speaking of awesome, where's Guy?
[screaming, grunts]
- [groans] - Guy-boy, are you okay?
- Okay? I've never been better!
Because rollerlogging is a blast even if you're not great at it.
[guitar riff]
Yes! Even rollerlogs can't stop rollerlogging!
- I think Guy needs a log break.
[Hope humming]
[crash]
[grumbles]
- [smash] - [grumbles]
- [smash] - Ah!
What is happening? Are we having a treequake?
- No! We're having a rollerquake! [laughs]
- I told you no rollerlogging in the treehouse.
- Yeah, but you didn't mean us, right?
- Who else would I mean? - [rattling]
- [Hope gasps] - Ha! Did it!
- And who is this?
- Mom, it's me! Your daughter! Dawn!
- Dawn! That was... unbelievable.
How do you know how to do that?
- Do what? Toss the pigator?
Or dunk the bug nugget?
Sorry. Rollerlog lingo. Those are the names of tricks.
- Yeah! And Dawn is bone crunchy!
Sorry, rollerlog lingo. That means she's amazing.
- Well, of course she's amazing. She's a Betterman.
And from now on, you can rollerlog wherever you want, honey.
- Yes! Rollerlog!
It puts the "we" in "wheels"!
- Guy, stop doing that. - You got it.
As soon as everyone knows about rollerlogs!
* *
[grunts, laughs]
- Rollerlog? What happened to rollercouch?
- [Douglas whines] - Don't worry, Douglas.
I'm gonna make our dreams come true,
by telling someone else to make our dreams come true.
PHIL: Almost there. Just needs
- a few more finishing touches. - [squeak]
Bamboo. Vines.
Chickenseal.
- [confused chittering] - I said chickenseal!
[squeaking]
[snoring]
- Hey! What's going on? - We're going rollerlogging!
- But the sun isn't out yet. - Yep! I could not wait.
- [Guy snoring] - Guy! Wake up!
- Yes! Rollerlogging is the best! Even when you're asleep.
DAWN: First one to the arch wins!
EEP: Well, that's gonna be you.
- Maybe not! - Well, it definitely won't be Guy.
- Rollerlogging's not about winning.
It's about rolling... on a log...
and everyone wins!
- So, it is about winning?
- [punch monkeys chattering] - [annoyed grumble]
* *
Punch monkeys?
- [shrieking] - DAWN: On rollerlogs?
GUY: Do you know what this means?
- That the punch monkeys stole your rollerlog idea?
- Who cares? Because it also means rollerlogging
is spreading like wildfire! On wheels!
- And it means the punch monkeys
are gonna mess this up for us, too!
Well, not today, Dawn.
- Tomorrow? - No. Not tomorrow either.
Because rollerlogging is our thing!
And Rolling Canyon is our place.
- Or, we could share it.
There's plenty of space for all of us to roll.
- You're right, Dawn. That's what rolling is all about.
- Okay, Dawn. We'll try it your way.
- Yes! Let the roll-o-lution begin.
- [grunts] Woo!
- Ha! [nervous grunt, scream]
* *
[punch monkeys chattering]
[clapping]
- [shrieking] - Looking good,
fellow rollerloggers.
- Or sweet roll, as we like to say. - [hoots]
And since we're all part of the roll-o-lution--Ooh!
- We were thinking we could roll together. - Yeah.
And check out this new trick I've been working on.
I call it "the scary-go-round."
[hoots]
- He says you can't roll here. Oh! Punch monkeys only.
- What? Why?
- He said that's how they roll.
- Well, Guy, why don't you tell them
I'm gonna roll right through them
- unless they get out of the way! - Do I have to?
- If you don't, I will.
- I've got a better idea.
Tell them we'll roll for it.
Their best tricks against ours.
Winners get Rolling Canyon, losers take a hike.
[hooting]
- [grunt, sigh] He says you're on.
* *
[chattering]
- What are they saying? - GUY: They're saying
they're gonna beat you so badly,
you'll never be able to look at a wheel again
without crying.
- Maybe this is a bad idea.
- No! You've got this!
That's just trash talk. Give it right back to 'em! Guy!
- You translate. - Okay...
You ready for a rollover, punch monkeys?
And by that, I mean
I'm gonna roll over you.
With my rollerlog, but not really.
I'm just gonna do better tricks than you.
That's the rolling over part.
It's just a figure of speech.
- On second thought, maybe just let your rolling do the talking.
[chattering]
* Whoa *
* Life is a long road *
- Not bad.
* Can you help me know *
* Which way to go way to go? *
[cheering]
* Whoa *
* Life is a long road *
- [cheering] - Hoo yeah!
* Can you help me know which way to go *
* Way to go *
[chattering]
- [Eep growls] - [punch monkey growls]
[shrieking]
[classical music]
[kiss]
[rumbling]
[tense music]
[hooting]
- This is it, Dawn. Nail this trick,
and this place is all ours.
[grunting]
- Ah! Woo! You gotta spin it to win it!
[laughing]
- Oh yeah! Woo! - Oh my... What did you just do?!
* *
- Ha! Dawn, you crushed it!
Woo!
- You were flying like an eelgle! Ow...
Ooh, and that's a broken rib. Yep. Definitely broken.
- Sorry. Forgot we're not punch monkeys.
- Now, let's go tell those losers to take a hike!
- But let's be nice about it
because rollerlogging's not about winning.
It's about rolling on a log.
- Yes! That's... That's me.
I-I said that. I said that.
- [hooting] - Hold on...
Be right there...
Almost got it. I mean...
And stopped. Woo! [laughs]
- End of the road. Time to go. - Eep...
- We're being nice, remember? - Right.
Time to go. Thank you. How's that?
- [shrieking] - Ow! Oh! Ah...
He says he wants a rematch.
- Why? Dawn's tricks are untouchable.
- [shriek] - Oh! They don't wanna do tricks.
Ah! Oh! They wanna ride rollerlogs and jump...
Regret Ravine.
- Seems kinda dangerous. - Yeah.
It's called Regret Ravine for a reason.
- [hooting] - [grunting]
- Unless... you're chickenseal.
Chickenseal.
[slow motion]: Chickenseal.
- Dawn's not chickenseal!
- Yeah. I'm just afraid to do it.
I mean, I'm not chickenseal!
- [shriek] - [grunt] He says you are.
And he says your rollerlogging is trash.
- [laughs] Oh no, he did not.
- Trash, huh? Well, here's some trash.
Talk. Tell them they're on.
And they're gonna regret their decision to challenge me
because I'm going to be the one who lands
the big jump, and not them
because I'm better at this than they are.
- I like the attitude,
but trash talk works better if you don't have to explain it.
[grunting]
- [grunting] - [hoots]
- [groans] They said see you tomorrow.
- That's a pretty big jump, Dawn.
- You sure you wanna do this? - Oh yeah.
It is on like Dawn.
- Love the energy! Now, let's do some practice jumps.
- And I know the perfect spot. Again.
GUY: That field of bounceberries is roughly the size of the ravine.
All you have to do is jump over it,
and if you don't,
you'll bounce because... bounceberries.
- Thanks, but I don't need 'em
because I'm gonna land that jump first try!
* *
Hiya! Oh!
- [bounce] - I meant second try!
Fourth try!
Are we sure the ramp isn't broken?
Something's wrong with these wheels!
Sun in my eyes!
Was that a chickenseal stampede?
Maybe the problem is this jump is too easy!
- [Guy snoring] - Yes! I did it!
- [bounce] - Just kidding!
- [screaming] - [bouncing]
EEP: Thirty-two jumps.
Do you know how many of them you actually made?
- Most of them? - None of them.
- Pretty sure I made a few of them. - Not one.
- Maybe jumping across Regret Ravine isn't a great idea.
- Really? Why not?
- Because it's called "Regret Ravine"?
- And because you're not gonna make it.
- You don't have to do this. - Of course, I do.
If I don't, we're gonna lose Rolling Canyon.
- It is the perfect spot.
- You couldn't design a better one. - Guy!
What are you doing? We can't let her jump that ravine.
- Sorry. Got swept up in the roller moment.
You're right. So, what do we do?
- We tell Hope. She'll never allow Dawn to do this.
- [bounce] - DAWN: Thirty-third try!
- [crash, berry splatters] - Ah!
- Dawn is going to jump the ravine on her rollerlog
to beat the punch monkeys.
HOPE: Mm...
Yes!
- Nobody messes with Dawn! - What?!
- I don't know what "jump the ravine" is,
but it sounds like a great trick or stunt or whatever.
- And I'll be there to cheer her on. - But--
- Honestly, I'm so proud of her, I feel a little sick.
Dawn! Dawn! Dawn!
Oh, I need a bucket.
- Sophisticated, elegant, inspiring.
Everything that Guy's rollerlog isn't.
And I haven't even taken off the tarp.
Move over, toilet.
There's a new best invention ever in town.
Only one task remains. A test run.
- [struggling] - [creaking]
Seems these doorways weren't built to accommodate
the greatness of my latest endeavor.
That's easily solved.
We'll simply excavate a new, larger doorway!
[chittering]
Hm. Good point. That's a monumental undertaking.
It'll be much easier to disassemble my invention
and reassemble it outside.
- Chickenseal. - [resigned chittering]
[echoing]: I said chickenseal!
HOPE: Thanks for coming to support Dawn.
- I promise you won't regret it. - Oh, I know I won't.
But someone might because... Regret Ravine.
- Where's Phil? How'd he get out of this?
[grunts] I mean, I can't think of anything else
- I'd rather be doing! - GRAN: I can!
Every other thing I've ever done, for starters!
- [scraping, squealing] - [Thunk panting]
- Hoo! Rollercouch can't be invented soon enough.
- Thunk, did you push that couch all the way here?
- I sure did!
- Why? - Where else am I gonna sit?
- On a rock? - Why would I sit on a rock
when I have a couch?
- So, you're really gonna let this happen?
- Of course! Ugga, a mother
has to encourage her children to explore their talents.
- Within reason, sure. - And honestly,
I'm excited to see Dawn perform her new little trick.
I think it's called a "jumping the ravine."
- That's rollerlog lingo. - No, Hope, it's not.
She's actually going to jump the ravine.
[gasping]
* *
EEP: Wow. That ravine looks wide, even from here.
GUY: And deep. Don't forget deep.
DAWN: It probably just looks that way, right?
- No. It looks wide and deep because it is
- wide and deep. - [punch monkeys hooting]
- [shriek] - Whoa!
They said they'll go first,
just so you can see how it's done before you fall.
[chattering]
* *
[growls]
[wind blowing]
[hooting in slow motion]
- [shriek] - [crash]
- [pained groans] - [shrieking]
- Ooh, just missed. - [hooting]
- [crash] - [pained groans, shriek]
- [crashing, shrieking] - Oh! Oh no.
- Well, if that monkey can't do it,
other girl's a goner for sure.
- Dawn! Don't you dare jump this ravine!
- It's not worth it, Dawn. We don't need Rolling Canyon.
We can rollerlog somewhere else.
- Even though it's as if Rolling Canyon
was made for rollerlogging.
- It's not just about Rolling Canyon.
It's about the punch monkeys
always ruining our fun.
Well, that stops here and now.
- Or you can let it go and live to roll another day.
- No. I have to do this. Even my mom gets it.
[indistinct angry yelling]
- Dawn! Do not do this!
- Dawn, you tried 32 practice jumps!
- Thirty-three, actually. - Right! And you missed them all,
which means you're not gonna make this jump.
- I have to try. I'm not letting the punch monkeys
take rollerlogging away from me.
- And I'm not going to let rollerlogging
take you away from me!
Dawn, please. Don't do this.
* *
- [crash] - [monkey shrieking]
- Oh...
- I really don't wanna do this. - So, don't do it!
- Okay. I'm not doing it. - Yes!
[both laugh]
- Can you imagine what would've happened
if I actually tried to jump that...
Does it feel like we're rolling?
Probably because you're rolling!
- Yeah, it's probably
because we're rolling.
Wait. We're rolling!
- So I guess we're gonna die?!
- Unless 34 is the charm!
[both scream]
[all screaming]
[slow motion screaming]
[grunt]
* *
- We're alive! - Dawn!
- We're alive! - We made it!
How on earth did we make it?
- Ah! You did it! You did it!
How could you do that?!
- It wasn't on purpose. We just kinda rolled with it.
But don't worry. No more jumping ravines for me.
- Thank you. - Just volcanos.
- Dawn! - I'm kidding.
- Good. I can't handle any more excitement today.
- Show's not over yet, everyone!
- [goat-like scream] - If you thought
the rollerlog was something, behold!
The Betterman Betterboard!
- The rollercouch... [gasps]
It's breathtaking! And they said it couldn't be done.
- And now, for a test roll!
- This is a terrible idea, Phil, so if you don't mind,
I'm just gonna keep Belt and Sash here with me.
- [goat-like scream] - Why would I mind?
I'll fly even higher without the dead weight.
Make way for the Betterboard!
Because the better they are,
the harder they roll!
[goat-like scream]
* *
- No! Wait for me!
PHIL: Ah...
[both screaming]
- [crashing] - [everyone groaning]
[screaming, crashing continue]
- Uh, n... never mind!
* *