1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,385 -(screams, grunts) -(snarling) 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,430 * 3 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,433 - Hm. Hm. 4 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,810 Hm. Hmm. 5 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,937 Hm. It works! 6 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,814 The Betterman Leaf Weight works! 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,899 Phil Betterman, one. Wind, zero. 8 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:28,445 Now, I must share this glorious news with the others, 9 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:31,489 and bathe in their apt praise! 10 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,866 (laughs) 11 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:36,369 Behold, the Betterman Leaf-- Eh. 12 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,414 Anyone in here? Nope. 13 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:43,626 Well, well, well... they're not in the well. 14 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:45,003 Hello? (echoes) 15 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,213 Anybody? (echoes) 16 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,965 Where is everyone?! 17 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,426 (laughter) 18 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,388 Oh, they're just going on a hike without me. 19 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,473 Hm? 20 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,225 They're going on a hike without me! 21 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:02,145 * Let's live wild, the world's our own * 22 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,689 * We built this wheel now it's gunna roll * 23 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:09,861 * You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go * 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,529 * Whoa-ho-ho * 25 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,823 * Stuck together, stuck, stuck together * 26 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:17,118 * It's an evolution for worse or for better * 27 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,080 * To find some unity * 28 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,707 * For all humanity * 29 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,793 * Because we're stuck together * 30 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,295 * In one big family tree * 31 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,090 - It's fortunate I caught up with you 32 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,758 to share this scientific breakthrough. 33 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,928 And so, through the phenomena of mass and absence of motion, 34 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:39,391 the Betterman Leaf Weight holds the leaves in place. 35 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,769 - Uh, that's it? That's all it does? 36 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:43,728 - Yeah, can you eat it? 37 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,146 - What? No. 38 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,066 Don't you see? It holds the leaves in place. 39 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,694 Do you know what would happen to the leaves without it? 40 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,946 - They'd move? Because they're leaves? 41 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,531 - Precisely. 42 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,199 Hm? 43 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,493 - You did it again, Dad. 44 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,912 Oh, so, Grug? Can we play one of your fun games? 45 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,164 -(laughs) Wha-- Oh, a game, huh? 46 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,959 I'm not sure now's a good time for that because 47 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,502 we're standing on lava! 48 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,547 - Everyone move! Everyone move! -(all laughing) 49 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:14,592 - What? There's no lava here. What's wrong with you people? 50 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,720 -(laughing) - Have you been poisoned? 51 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,930 - No, Phil. It's a game Dad came up with 52 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,181 to make hiking more fun. 53 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,851 - Yeah, Grug makes everything more fun. 54 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:27,022 - Bearacudas! Play dead! (grunts) 55 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,274 - This game is my favorite. 56 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,193 Because I get to lie down and-- (snores) 57 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,612 - But you want this hike to be fun, eh? 58 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,615 Well, why don't we fashion a rudimentary compass 59 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,577 and triangulate our position using the sun? 60 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,912 - Now, that's a good time. -(shouts): Fire! 61 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:46,833 - Log roll! -(all grunting) 62 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,503 - There's no fire. Have you gone mad? 63 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,088 Wait. I understand now. 64 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,799 You're pretending there's a fire. 65 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,092 All right, I'll play. 66 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,345 (grunting) Yes! This is... 67 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,305 rather amusing! Gah! 68 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,890 I've rolled onto the Betterman Leaf Weight. 69 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:05,727 My latest triumph is also my undoing. (groans) 70 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,022 Hope, you think I'm fun, right? 71 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,732 - I think you're fun in your own way. 72 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,901 - So, you think I'm fun. - That's not what I said. 73 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,111 - It's exactly what you said with a few more words. 74 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,988 - Phil, you're not hearing me. 75 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:21,326 Grug is fun. He's wild, he's loud, he's unpredictable. 76 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,745 He's like a child trapped in a man's body. 77 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,414 - So you don't think Grug is fun. - Gah! That's not what I said! 78 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,500 - It's exactly what you said. 79 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,335 If you'd said something completely different. 80 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,587 - You don't have to compete with Grug. 81 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,256 - Just be Phil. - Excellent idea, Hope. 82 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,884 I'll give everyone a dose of Phil fun. 83 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,094 (yells, grunts) 84 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,762 - Not what I said! 85 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,722 PHIL: Thank you for joining me. 86 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,266 Though, if I'm being honest, you should be thanking me. 87 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,768 - Thanking you for what? 88 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,144 - For this! 89 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,689 I'm calling it the Betterman Sound Stick. 90 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,274 I know how much you all enjoy fun, 91 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,194 so here's some fun for your ears! 92 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,196 (playing off notes) 93 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,614 - When does the fun start? 94 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,449 - It sounds like that stick is crying. 95 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,285 - It sounds like it needs to be put out of its misery. 96 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,995 - I'll do it! - Let's not be so hasty. 97 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,998 Just because it isn't fun now doesn't mean it won't become fun. 98 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,336 - Maybe, we just need some drums. 99 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:17,382 (grunts, drums) Ooh, yeah. There we go. Come on! 100 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,342 ALL (chanting): Grug! Grug! Grug! 101 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,512 -(plays faster) -(Phil growls) 102 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,347 (chanting continues) 103 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:25,974 - Kapaw! 104 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,142 - Ah! 105 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,977 -(Phil sighs) -(chanting continues) 106 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,438 Hello, science enthusiasts. 107 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,773 I'm-- Oh, wait. Where are the others? 108 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:38,611 - Oh, they, um, said they were, uh, busy. 109 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,655 - Oh, they're not busy. They just didn't wanna-- 110 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,825 Oh, right. They told us to tellyou they're busy. 111 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,160 - Smooth. 112 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:48,163 - As I was saying, I'm Physics Phil. 113 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,456 - I thought your name was Phil. 114 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,374 - It is, but I added "physics" because today, 115 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,335 we're going to learn about-- 116 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,587 - Ooh! Tongues! - What? No. 117 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,465 We're learning about physics and other sciences. 118 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:01,509 - So, why isn't your name Physics and Other Sciences Phil? 119 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,303 - Or just Science Phil? - Silence! 120 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,305 - Wait. Silence or Science? 121 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,389 - Stop talking at once! 122 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,892 - Got it. Definitely Silence Phil. 123 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:09,684 - Ugh. 124 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:13,438 Now, I'll need a volunteer for our first experiment. 125 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,025 Anyone? 126 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,569 Anyone at all? Ah, yes! Dawn! 127 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,154 - I think you should pick Thunk. 128 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,406 -(sighs) Fine. 129 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,533 - It's Thirsty Thunk today, Phil. 130 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,786 You're not the only one with a cool nickname. 131 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,372 - Thirsty Thunk? Why? Are you thirsty? 132 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,249 - No, why do you ask? - You just said-- Ugh. 133 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,793 -(chuckling) - Never mind. 134 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,544 Now, what do you think will happen 135 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,047 when I release this papaynapple? 136 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,298 - It'll hit me in the face? 137 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,300 - See? Now we're getting somewhere. 138 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,426 This is gonna be a blast. 139 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,595 - Wrong! Watch. 140 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,683 Isn't science fun? 141 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,643 - Not as much fun as I thought, but you can't win 'em all. 142 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,437 - Yeah, it'd be way more fun if it hit Thunk in the face. 143 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,481 - I agree, and it's my face. 144 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,358 - Sorry your experiment didn't work, Dad. 145 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,235 - It did work! That's the point! 146 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,154 - Ooh! Papaynapple punching bag! 147 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,449 (wind-up effort) Gah! 148 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,869 (cheering) ALL: Grug! Grug! Grug! 149 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,454 (Phil growls) 150 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,877 the first of what I hope will be many 151 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,754 thoughtful and whimsical discussions 152 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,297 on topics of my choosing. 153 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,674 (slow claps) 154 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,010 - Hey, Phil. - Where is everyone? 155 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,012 Aren't they interested in my thoughts and my whimsy? 156 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,306 - Uh, I think they were busy... again. 157 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:33,226 - Wait, we don't have to be here? -(Guy clears throat) 158 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,895 - Oh, right. I-I'm supposed to say 159 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:39,149 I'm happy to be here, so you don't feel bad. 160 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,191 - Very well. 161 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,902 Then I suppose it's just you and me 162 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,989 and every observation I've ever had about everything. 163 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,450 - Oh no. This is gonna take forever. 164 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,035 (whispers): He has so many observations. 165 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,662 - Maybe, he's gonna blow our minds? 166 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:55,248 - Ahem. What's the deal with rocks? 167 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,667 - Or maybe not, but I'm not giving up hope. 168 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,420 - Some rocks form when magma solidifies 169 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:03,298 and crystallizes beneath the Earth's crust. 170 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:06,301 - See? I didn't know that. - I don't wanna know that! 171 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:10,930 - Interesting note, sediment can consist of rocks and minerals. 172 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,140 (chuckling) 173 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:16,311 Yes, I suppose sediment is an amusing word. 174 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:19,064 (chuckling) Now magma, in turn-- 175 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,483 -(Guy and Thunk chuckling) - I certainly don't think magma 176 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,401 is a laughing matter. 177 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,863 -(chuckling) - What is so funny? 178 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,282 Ahh! Who is doing that? 179 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,659 Grug?! 180 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:34,245 -(Grug laughs) BOTH: Grug! Grug! Grug! 181 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,955 - Aww, Douglas! 182 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,749 (growls) 183 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,709 (melancholy music playing) 184 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,961 - Hmm. - Hey, Phil. 185 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,340 I've never seen anyone swing so sadly before. 186 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,633 (Phil sighs) 187 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,468 - Ah! (groans) 188 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,844 - I stand corrected. 189 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,180 - I just don't understand. 190 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,556 Science, music, 191 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,642 extensive and compelling lectures about rocks. 192 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,435 What else could I do to prove I'm fun? 193 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,854 - Well... maybe stop trying so hard 194 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,398 to be something you're not. 195 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:05,026 - Hmm. Hope, you're a genius. 196 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:09,447 I should start trying to be someoneI'm not. Grug! 197 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,282 - That's not what I said! 198 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,534 -(laughing) - EEP: Whoa! 199 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,285 - Woo! Yeah! 200 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,662 (grunts) 201 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,624 - Oh no! I lost the coconut! 202 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,334 - Don't do it, Dad. 203 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,711 - Oh, wait, never mind. 204 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,462 -(Eep laughs) - I found another one! 205 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,673 -(Grug grunts) -(Eep screams, laughs) 206 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,758 - Woo! (laughing) 207 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,760 - What a preposterous concept. 208 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,971 Humans don't even look like coconuts. 209 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,849 Erase your intellect, Phil. Be Grug. 210 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:39,060 Oh no! I cannot find mycoconut. 211 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,939 - Dad, you're holding it. - Oh, right, 212 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:46,651 but where is my other anthropoid-shaped coconut? 213 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,821 - Ooh, there she is! - Dad, no. 214 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,116 - This is a bad idea. -(Phil grunting) 215 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,370 -(grunting) Ah! 216 00:08:57,412 --> 00:09:00,165 - Well, the good news is that could've gone a lot worse. 217 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,416 (groans) 218 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,503 - Looks like I found another coconut! 219 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,255 -(Grug laughing) - No, no, no, no, no! 220 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,175 - I'm not a coconut! I'm a man! -(Grug grunts) 221 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,384 Ahh! 222 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,013 - Okay, Sandy. You hide and I'll hunt you. 223 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,557 (growls happily, giggles) 224 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:20,018 One... two, 225 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,270 the number that comes after two-- 226 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,814 - What's going on here? Why are you covering your eyes? 227 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,232 Have you been staring at the sun again? 228 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,902 - No, Sandy and I are playing hunt-or-be-hunted. 229 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,404 Sandy hides and I look for her. 230 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,531 - Yes, Grug. I know how to play. 231 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,658 I don't need your game-splaining. 232 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,536 - Now, where could Sandy be hiding?! 233 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,164 A-ha! (grunts) 234 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,667 - She won't answer you because she's hiding from you. 235 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,044 - I know that, Phil, but it's fun for Sandy. 236 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,797 - There must be a more efficient way to locate your daughter. 237 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,715 Perhaps, we should fashion a rudimentary compass 238 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,717 and triangulate her position using the sun? 239 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:56,179 - No, Phil, because the hunting is fun for me. 240 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,766 (chuckles) 241 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,268 (Sandy giggles) 242 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,396 - Sandy, I've found you! 243 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,730 - The game is over! 244 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,857 - You have lost! - Phil! 245 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:11,861 (confused, sad growls) 246 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,030 - Now, wasn't that fun, Sandy? 247 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,824 -(angry growls) - Ah! 248 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,910 - Okay, guys, everyone ready? 249 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,079 ALL: Mm-hm. - Yeah! 250 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,124 - On the number that comes after two, we throw-- 251 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:27,752 - Fear not, Phil's here, which means the fun can begin! 252 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,088 - Oh, you wanna play, Phil? Great! 253 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,883 Okay, here we go. One... two, 254 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,428 - the number that comes after two-- PHIL: Time out! 255 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,972 -(all sigh) - Yes, Phil? 256 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,224 - We're trying to hit each other with the bounceberries. 257 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,059 - Do I have that right? - That's the idea. 258 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,270 - How barbaric, and wasteful, 259 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,272 and messy, and... did I say barbaric? 260 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,107 - It's a game. It's supposed to be fun. 261 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,610 - You don't have to tell me that. I live for fun like this. 262 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,237 It is the very air I breathe 263 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,865 and the water that quenches my thirst. 264 00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:01,786 - Okay... One, two-- 265 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,496 - Time out. -(all sigh) 266 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:07,792 And we're also trying to avoid being hit by the bounceberries. 267 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,878 - Is that correct? - Yes, Phil. 268 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,797 - Now, can we just play? - Of course. 269 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,466 - One-- - Time out! 270 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,383 -(all sigh) - What?! 271 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,052 - Is it possible to play 272 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,472 without throwing or being struck by fruit? 273 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,058 (grunts, yells) 274 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,355 Hmm. 275 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,775 - So, I heard about the bounceberries. 276 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,026 - Ahh! 277 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,613 - I think it's time for you to leave the fun to Grug, Phil. 278 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,864 Fun is his thing. 279 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:41,284 - Right, and science is my thing. 280 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,662 I'll use science to isolate the fundamentals of fun! 281 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,539 Or the fun-damentals. 282 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,834 - Fun-damentals and fundamentals are the same word. 283 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,961 - I'll invent a Funometer to measure fun. 284 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,631 I'll prod and I'll probe, study and quantify, 285 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,840 analyze and dissect. 286 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,634 And when I'm done, I will have wrung 287 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,678 the very life out of fun! 288 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,639 - Doesn't that sound fun?! -(sighs) 289 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,851 - These spark peppers are supposed to be insanely hot. 290 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,812 - So, why are we eating them? - For fun! 291 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,481 - And because we're hungry. 292 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,402 - Mm. 293 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,575 - Guys, I'm, I'm not feelin' anything. 294 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,453 Ahh! (laughs) 295 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,789 -(laughing) - Ahh! 296 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,374 - Ooh! - Ha! 297 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,458 (panting) 298 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,252 (laughing) 299 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,926 - Hmm... spicy is fun. 300 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,222 -(Gran grumbling) - Hm? 301 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,228 - Gah! Nice try, Sandy, 302 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,730 but you'll have to try harder the ne-- 303 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,064 -(Sandy growls) - Gah! 304 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,108 -(growls) -(laughs) Ah! 305 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,819 You made my heart stop. Do it again! 306 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,488 (laughing) 307 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,949 - Hmm... scary is fun. 308 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,909 (yells, grunts) 309 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,413 - Woo! -(both laughing) 310 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:13,126 - Too fast! Too fast! - Okay, let's stop! 311 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,670 - No, no! Faster! Faster! 312 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,380 (laughing) 313 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,592 Woo! Wee! 314 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,595 - Hmm... speedy is fun. 315 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,016 They want fun? I'll give them fun. 316 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,351 I'll give them so much fun their smiles 317 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,227 will be permanent proof of the fun 318 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,439 to which I gave rise for the rest of eternity! 319 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,150 (evil laughter) 320 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,528 Stop staring and start laughing! 321 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,864 Sorry, I was just waiting for my turn. 322 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,700 (maniacal laughter) 323 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,785 That's better. 324 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:51,164 GRUG: No way! -(all laughing) 325 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,041 - Woo-hoo! I've done it! 326 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,459 - Ah! - Done what? 327 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,004 - Created the scientific zenith of fun in one location! 328 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,465 - Phil, are you okay? You're vibrating. 329 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,301 - Yes, with fun! And also, lack of sleep, 330 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,304 but mostly fun! Follow me! 331 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,473 (plays flute) 332 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,729 - Well, watching Phil lose it should be fun. 333 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,523 * 334 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,778 -(Grug exhales) -(Guy grunts) 335 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,321 - Well, this looks fun. 336 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,657 Unsettling, but fun. 337 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,283 - Phil, what is this? 338 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,870 - Welcome to Phil's Fun Farm! 339 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,707 Step inside through my mouth! 340 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,375 (plays flute) 341 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,669 - I've never walked through a mouth before. 342 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,172 - The last time I did, I almost didn't walk out. 343 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,341 Because I was being digested! 344 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,803 - C'mon, everyone. Let's get this over with. 345 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,681 DAWN: Mom, is Dad broken? - It's complicated, Dawn, 346 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,183 but the short answer is yes. 347 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,437 - Welcome to Phil's Fun Food. 348 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,188 - Are those pies? 349 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,899 - Indeed. We've an assortment of treats and refreshing lemon drink. 350 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,111 - Well, this isn't so bad. In fact, it all looks delicious. 351 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:06,448 - Delicious andfun. Take a bite and you'll see. 352 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,204 (growling) 353 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,254 - Mmm. Well, it's delicious, but where's the-- 354 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,839 Wha! 355 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,091 (coughs) Phil, what's in this? 356 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,302 -(giggles) Lava peppers! 357 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,722 Based on my research, eating spicy food is fun! 358 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,601 -(coughs) Yeah, Dad, but lava peppers are too spicy. 359 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,730 - I can't feel my face--Ah! -(coughs) Water! I need water! 360 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,274 - How about some refreshing lemon drink instead? 361 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,736 -(gulping) Ah, much better. 362 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,988 Ahh! 363 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,324 - There's lava pepper in the lemon drink! 364 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,409 - Isn't that fun? - I have been on your side 365 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,453 this whole time, Phil, but you're starting to lose me. 366 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,122 - Haa, I'm never eating pie again. 367 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,916 Ooh, bug nuggets. 368 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,125 - Thunk! No! 369 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,879 - Relax, guys. They're fine-- Ahh! 370 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,756 - Follow me for more fun! 371 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,133 (playing spritely tune) 372 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,307 - Science says fear is fun, 373 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:19,396 so enter Phil's Fun Frights... if you dare. 374 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,023 - Phil, what's in that cave? 375 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,149 - Fun! 376 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,110 - All right, this looks promising. 377 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,528 I'm pullin' for ya again, Phil. 378 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,906 - Pfft, I'll go. Phil can't scare me. 379 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,202 Phil, I don't get it! 380 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,995 It's pitch black in here. 381 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:39,207 How can I be frightened by something I can't see? 382 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,167 -(roaring) -(Grug gasps) 383 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,420 (Grug screams) 384 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,674 You sent me into a bearacuda cave?! 385 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:51,177 - Why?! - Ah! (giggles) Because fun! 386 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,555 - You're one twisted mister, Top Knot. 387 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,182 In my day, fun like that started wars. 388 00:16:56,224 --> 00:17:00,520 - Phil, breathing fire and being mauled by bearacudas isn't fun! 389 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,938 What is wrong with you?! 390 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,817 - Yeah, I've had enough fun for today. Let's go. 391 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,778 - No! Don't go! Please! 392 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:12,032 There's just one more attraction and I promise you'll love it. 393 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,742 - Phil, why are you doing all this? 394 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,411 - Because Grug isn't the only one who's fun around here, 395 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,912 and I'm about to prove it. 396 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,874 - Quickest way out of this is to just go along with it. 397 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,418 GRUG/EEP/GUY: Mm-hm. - Fine. 398 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,713 - Wonderful! I appreciate your enthusiasm. 399 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,757 Follow me-- Ah! 400 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,803 (mimics flute) 401 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:41,186 And now, I present... Phil's Fun Fast Fest! 402 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,437 EEP: Whoa. 403 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,397 - What're we lookin' at here, Phil? 404 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,399 - You're looking at the ride of your lives. 405 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,568 You'll go up, down, round and round, 406 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,111 upside-down, sideways, 407 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,654 and all things in between. 408 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:53,823 - Is that it? 409 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,452 -(gnawing) - Sandy, don't eat your seat. 410 00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,830 - We're riding in corn! - Until it stops or pops! 411 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,707 (Guy grunting) 412 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,669 - I think this is the one, Phil, 413 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,254 but these vines might be a, a little tight. 414 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,631 - They have to be tight... - Ooh! 415 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,384 - ...or you'll fly off the ride. - Already havin' fun! 416 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,136 - Excellent. Keep your arms down if you wanna keep them. 417 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,138 -(all gasp) - Just kidding. 418 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,848 But keep your arms down. 419 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,559 Are you sure you're not interested in the ride of your life? 420 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,312 - To get the worst motion sickness of my life? 421 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,480 No, thanks. 422 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,482 Besides, life is my ride, 423 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,150 Phil, and you're the loops. 424 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:32,946 - I'll take it. Let the fun times roll! 425 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,532 (maniacal laughter) 426 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,661 - Just promise me this thing is safe. 427 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,247 - I promise it's going to be great fun. 428 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,331 - That's not what I said. 429 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,626 - Is this as fast as it's gonna go? 430 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,461 - I run faster than this. 431 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,923 - I feel bad, and my dad tried so hard to be fun. 432 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,801 Maybe we should all pretend we're having a good time? 433 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,636 - I'll try, but I might be sleeping 434 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,513 by the time we get to the bottom. 435 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:02,392 - Yeah, this thing's so slow, I'm enjoying it-- Ah! 436 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,894 (all screaming) 437 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,689 - I've done it, Hope! 438 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,483 They're having fun, which means I'm fun! 439 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,777 - And that makes doing all this worth it? 440 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,279 - Completely! 441 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,532 - This... is... awesome! 442 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,368 (all screaming, laughing) 443 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,912 - Wow, they're going pretty fast, Phil. 444 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,039 - Not fast enough 445 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,290 because fast equals fun, 446 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,375 which means more speed equals more fun. 447 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,793 It's science. 448 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,919 (all screaming) 449 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:36,301 -(laughs) I'm gonna be sick... in a good way! 450 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,844 - My insides feel like my outsides! 451 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,763 (Thunk screaming) 452 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,724 - Maybe you should slow it down. 453 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,477 - What? Why? They're having the time of their lives! 454 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,772 - Hee-yah! -(all screaming) 455 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,404 - That's fast enough, Phil! Phil? 456 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,032 - Fast is fun, fast is fun, fast is fun! 457 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,580 Perhaps you're right. Leave them wanting more, 458 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,333 and if they don't slow down, it's possible they'll hurtle off 459 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,834 the tracks to their certain demise. 460 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:14,589 - But is crashing fun? Let's see! - No, crashing isn't fun! 461 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,841 - You know what? You're right. It isn't. 462 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,718 (grunts) Interesting. 463 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,306 -(grunts) It seems to be stuck. - Fix it, Phil! 464 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,934 -(grunts) Ah! 465 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,144 (all screaming) 466 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,854 - I said fix it, not break it! 467 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,398 - Technically, you didn't say that last part. 468 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,066 - Phil! - Yes, right! On it! 469 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,943 (all screaming) 470 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,362 Um, uh, c-carry the one. 471 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,489 Uh... I've got it! 472 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,533 (heavy breathing) 473 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,159 (grunting) 474 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,746 (heavy breathing) 475 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,666 - Phil! 476 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,211 (slow motion screams) 477 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,632 (slow motion breathing, grunting) 478 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,971 (all screaming) 479 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,640 - Ah! (panting) 480 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,518 (screaming) 481 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,812 (all grunting) 482 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,566 -(panting) Are you okay?! 483 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,776 (all heavy breathing) 484 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:20,155 - That... was... awesome! 485 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,240 GRUG (laughs): Awesome! 486 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,660 --Yeah! -(all cheering, laughing) 487 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,162 (Phil breathing heavy) 488 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,707 - You did it, Phil. You just did it. 489 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:33,084 (triumphant music plays) 490 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,839 - Seriously, that was the most fun I've ever had, Phil! 491 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,675 - I had so much fun, my brain shut down. 492 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,427 What happened? Where are we? 493 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,805 - Oh, man! I knew you could do it, Phil. 494 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,557 Don't get me wrong, I had my doubts. 495 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,017 Then, things turned around. 496 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,810 I guess you could say it was a real, 497 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,979 whatever that thing is ride. 498 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:56,941 (chanting): Fun Phil! Fun Phil! Fun Phil! 499 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,903 ALL (chanting): Fun Phil! Fun Phil! Fun Phil! 500 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,533 - I promise I won't tell them you almost killed them 501 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,827 if you promise to stop trying to be fun. 502 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,455 - I promise to keep the fun in Fun Phil. 503 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,457 - That's not even close to what I said! 504 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,250 - Ahh! 505 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,628 Thank you for inviting me on your hike. 506 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,798 - Aw, hiking wouldn't be any fun without you, Dad. 507 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:24,344 - Speaking of fun... Grug-quake! (grunting) 508 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:29,307 -(laughs) Not bad, but not as fun as a... Phil-valanche! 509 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,351 (rumbling) 510 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:35,605 - Long live Fun Phil! -(all screaming) 511 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:41,403 Oh no... It's Phil's Fun Finale. 512 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:42,320 (Phil screams) 513 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,614 * 514 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,628 *