-[screams, grunts] -[snarling]
[birds, insects chirping]
-Thanks to my latest invention,
the Betterman Sky Scope,
all the stars in the sky
now belong to me!
Would you like to take a look...
-[excited chattering] -Philliam?
* *
[sad chattering]
Breathtaking, isn't it?
Okay, Philliam, you've had your turn.
It's time for someone else to take a look!
-[excited chatter] -And that someone is me.
[sad chatter]
[gasps] What is this?
A new celestial object?!
Philliam, I've made a discovery!
It could be a new moon or a new star!
Whatever it is, Ifound it! Which means Iget to name it.
And there's only one name befitting an astral phenomenon of this magnitude.
Phil Betterman.
But, wait. Phil Betterman is soaring toward us at great speed.
I must do some calculations.
Philliam! To the drawing boulders.
[humming]
[gasps]
-[gasping] -[furious scribbling]
[gasps] The conclusion is undeniable.
Phil Betterman is going to collide with our world.
[screaming]
I-I have to do... something!
But, what? What can I do?! [hyperventilating]
[screams, sighs]
Thank you, Philliam. I know what to do now.
I need...
to rename that orb!
Oh, I should also warn everyone.
-* Let's live wild, the world's our own *
* We built this wheel now it's gunna roll *
*You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go *
* Whoa-ho-ho *
* Stuck together, stuck, stuck together *
* It's an evolution for worse or for better *
* To find some unity *
* For all humanity *
* Because we're stuck together *
* In one big family tree *
-[noisy chewing] -[Phil panting]
Listen up, everyone!
There's a cosmic orb hurtling toward us at this very moment!
-That's nice, dear. -[chewing]
-No, it's not! It's not nice at all!
It's a threat of unprecedented magnitude!
-Hey, Phil, since you're up and not doing anything,
could you grab some more papaynapple juice?
-And a slice, or four, of breakfast pie, please?
-No! Because I am doing something. I'm warning you about a monumental crisis!
-Anyone else hear a bird that won't stop squawking?
-Don't you understand?! -It's the end of the world!
-You say that a lot, Dad.
-I... True.
-But this time, I mean it! -UGGA: So,
we should be... worried?
-Yes. Be afraid!
[echoing] Be very afraid!
[all gasping]
Now, stop being afraid because there's nothing to fear
-thanks to my latest invention, the Betterment Blast-Off. -[heroic music playing]
A vessel that will carry us from this world to our new home,
the moon!
[music stops]
-Um... -[laughing] Good one, Phil!
Like the world could ever end. [laughs]
And the moon part? Hilarious!
I mean, imagine if what you were saying was real.
-You mean real like that? -[dramatic sting]
-Did you put that there?! Did you paint the sky?! -[angry yelling]
-Honey, you can't paint the sky. It's too far away.
Put Phil down.
-Phil is also a scientist.
So if he says this is happening, it's happening.
And if he says we can survive this, we can.
-Thank you, Guy.
-Oh, we can survive this alright,
by going back to the one place
where we've been safe since the very beginning.
-Please don't say a cave. -A cave!
-Grug, Phil just said the whole planet is going to be gone.
Pretty sure that includes caves.
-Caves can survive anything!
So, grab some supplies and meet me at the kid cave!
Here we go!
-Ew. Ugh! -HOPE: Phil,
are you sure about this?
-I've never been more sure
about anything in my life.
Uh, except marrying you, of course.
Oh, and having our daughter Dawn, butit's a close third.
-Nice save. -DAWN: Dad,
do you really think we can live on the moon?
-Absolutely. The moon is exactly like Earth, only gray.
-[sighs] We'll need to paint everything. I need color!
-And this is our best chance? -It's our only chance.
-I don't know which is gonna be worse. The end of the world
or talking your dad into giving up on caves.
THUNK: I don't get it. How can thatlittle thing cause so much trouble?
-It's not little. It just looks little because it's so far away.
But, as it gets closer, the orb's gargantuan size
and spectacular power will become undeniable!
-Wow. Sounds like something worth seeing.
-Indeed. Except for the very ending.
Now, while I ready the Betterman Blast-Off for launch,
I suggest all of you make the most of today
because it will be your last day on Earth.
But be back here by sundown to board the Betterman Blast-Off.
-That is a lot of B's. -Here we go!
-Wow, deciding what to do on our last day here is gonna be tough.
-Not for me. I'm watching the end of the world on window!
Here we go!
-I have so many things I wanna do,
I don't even know where to start!
-Well, you better figure it out while you still have the chance.
I had a friend who made a list
of the things she always wanted to do,
even if they were hard or scary, and she put it in a basket.
But, there was also a raccobra in the basket,
so she never finished the list
or anything else.
-That's great! -EEP/DAWN: Hm?
-Th-the basket list idea, not what happened to your friend.
I-I'm sure she was a warm, wonderful, caring person.
-No! She was as mean as a raccobra!
Well, almost as mean.
-Okay! So, sounds like we're making basket lists.
-Good call. Here we go!
-[kids laughing] -Well, I'm going to spend my last day
doing absolutely nothing for a change.
-Exactly what I was thinking.
-Or we could go flopping with the bullruses.
-One last flop? You're on.
-Come on, Gran and Sandy! It's flopping time! -No can do!
Sandy and I have some unfinished business
with the crowverines. Here we go!
-Guess it's just you and me, Uggs.
-Here we go! -Right after I talk to Grug.
[sighs] Here we go.
-[Grug singing to himself] -Grug?
-Oh, good. You're here. How many eggs do you think you can carry?
'Cause we should put all our eggs in one basket.
-Yeah, about the cave...
-I know. It's going to be amazing!
All of us in a cave for the rest of our lives
with nowhere else to go.
-What more could you ask for? -We're not doing the cave.
-What do you mean? -We're getting on Phil's invention,
we're going to the moon, and we're going to live there.
-Oh, no, we're not!
-Oh, yes, we are.
-Ugga, if-if the Bettermans wanna go live on the moon,
and take Gran, oh, a-and Guy, fine.
But we're cave people. We live in caves.
-We werecave people. But now, we're just people.
People who will do whatever it takes to survive, and that means going to the moon.
So, maybe you should spend
your last day here enjoying time with your family
instead of working on a cave.
I'm going to flop with the bullruses.
-Come with me. -I can't.
Because I'm getting the cave ready. For our family!
-I need you to get on board with getting on board. I'll see you at sundown.
-You sure will! If you're in the cave!
Because that's where I'll be! In the cave!
So if you're in there, you'll see me!
In the cave!
So, I'll see you in the cave?
This is how we're gonna spend
our last day here, watching window.
We're not going to be out there doingstuff.
We're going to be here, watchingstuff.
[whines]
I mean, we coulddo whatever we want.
We could climb a mountain. We could swim the ocean blue.
We could gather a sample of every living thing
across this great and vast land,
and carry it with us to the moon,
so life can endure up there
on a whole new world.
* *
Thanks to us, generations from now,
the moon will become the cradle of civilization.
The future that was meant to rise here will rise there.
And though no one will know our names,
our legacy will be eternal.
But we're not doing any of that. We're just sitting here, watching,
and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I am completely and totally at peace.
Wait! No, I'm not! I'm not at peace at all!
-[screams] -[confused grunt]
Hoo! Now, I'm at peace. Bug nugget?
-Tell me I'm not gonna be in a cave.
I'll be in a cave if I wanna be in a cave. The thing about caves, Chunky,
is no one wants to be in them until they need to be.
-And then, they love them! -[growls]
Unless they hate the dark or being damp
or not having fresh air or fungus.
-[growls] -And we're here!
[sniffing] Mm, you smell that, Chunky?
That's cave.
[sniffs] Mm, no smell like it in the world!
[coughing] Yeah.
[raspy] Sweet, sweet cave.
-[coughing] -[Chunky sniffs]
[gasps]
What on flat Earth happened here? You see, Chunky?
See, this is why kids can't be trusted with caves.
They have no cave respect!
I guess you and I have to clean this mess up.
Here we go!
Woo! Cleaning the cave!
-This is on my basket list because I've always wanted to fly like an eelgle!
And feather gliding is as close as it gets.
-Yup! Hard to believe the only thing
keeping us in the air will be a few feathers.
-A fewfeathers...
[foreboding music]
-Let's fly! -Yeah. [nervous laugh] Uh...
Just as... soon as the wind dies down!
-Wind? What wind?
-[nervous] Oh, y-you don't feel that? Wow!
Ah! It's like a-a typhoon!
-Or a Guy-phoon.
Ladies, your wingmanis here.
Guy is ready to fly.
-[nervous] So am I!
That's why I'm so sad we have to call it off.
-Call it off? Why?
-Because of the wind.
-What wind? -[quiet hawk screech]
-The wind Dawn's feeling that's so strong,
she doesn't feel it's safe to do her basket list right now.
Don't you feel thatwind, Guy-boy?
-Oh... Yeah, thatwind.
Totally feel it. Very gusty.
Not safe at all for feather gliding.
-I know, right? So, let's move on to Eep's basket list.
Here we go!
-Thanks, Guy-boy. [kiss] -Hey, I'm your wingman.
Just making sure everyone's last day here is their best day.
-Yeah, and it's time for my best day. -[howling]
-Right behind you! Just need to take these feathers off.
-[wind blows] -Whoa! I-it is a little windy.
Whoa!
-[wind blows] -Ah!
[laughs] I'm doing it! I'm flying!
-Woo-hoo! Whoa! -[screech]
Missed me! [laughs]
-So, is Grug coming to the moon?
-He doesn't want to, but he is, and he'll come around
-eventually because he has to. -You know,
it wouldn't be allbad
-if he stayed here. -Yes, it would!
Because I love him, and I can't live without him.
Just like you can't live without Phil.
-Live without Phil... -Hope!
-No, no! You're right. I love Phil.
He's the best! Anyway,
we're almost there, so...
here we go!
[sighs]
-Ah! Cold, dark, empty.
-Now, that'sa cave. -PHIL: Grug!
Are you in here? Ah, there you are.
-No need to beg, Phil. Everyone's welcome in the cave
'cause that's how caves work.
-Oh, you poor, misguided cretin. I'm not here to beg.
I'm here to borrow the farm's beast of burden.
-Me? -No. The otherbeast of burden.
[sighs] Chunky!
I need his utilitarian bulk
to raise the Betterman Blast-Off into launch position.
-Be my guest. And when your dumb plan fails,
I'll be here, in the cave,
-waiting to tell you I told you so. -No, you won't
-because there won't be a here here. -Uh, I don't understand.
-Of course you don't because you're an evolutionary dead-end
whose long-overdue demise will be sealed by your own stupidity.
-You think I'm stupid?
-With every fiber of my being.
-I'll show you stupid!
[Phil yelps]
-[crumbling] -[screaming]
-[sighs] Mission accomplished.
[screeching]
[Gran screaming]
-Our flanking maneuver worked, Sandy!
They've got nowhere to go!
[screeching]
[Gran yelling]
Ah!
-Where'd they go? -[growls]
[screaming]
Clever crow.
-Okay, Dawn, the trick to lava diving
is to get as close to the lava as you can.
At least I think that's the trick.
I've never done this before. That's why it's on my basket list.
-And what happens if we touch the lava?
[hiss]
-Uh, that.
-Oh! I see.
-I guess it's pretty hot down there.
-Really hot. -Makes sense.
-Lava is really hot. -So hot.
-And, do we really wanna spend our last day being hot?
-Not thathot. [laughs]
-Right. So, let's do Guy's basket list.
-Great idea! [laughs]
-Where is Guy? -I'm sure he's around here somewhere.
[screaming, grunt]
-Woo! That was a close one!
An eelgle almost got me and-- Whoa!
[screaming]
That was a close one, too!
-[screech] -Wow!
Missed again! [laughs]
[both laughing]
[laughter, cheering continue]
[laughing, cheering]
-HOPE: [sighs] Guess they're all flopped out. -UGGA: So am I.
Oh, that was the perfect way to spend our last day on Earth.
-[sighs] Couldn't agree more.
-But I feel bad about how I left things with Grug.
He really believes in caves, and I could have been more understanding.
-And I feel bad that I'm out here enjoying myself
while Phil's back there building a way out of this.
-So we should go back. -Right now.
Here we go!
[yelling, grunting]
-How much longer?
-Well, if I keep punching like this,
shouldn't be more than a few days.
-What? Grug, we have to get out of here now!
-Now? That's not gonna happen! But where's the fire?
We're in a cave! It's the safest place on Earth.
-Grug! After sundown, there won't bean Earth!
Don't you understand?
-Not at all. -Then let me explain it in a way
even yourprimitive mind can grasp.
-Thisis Earth. - No.That's a leaf.
-It's Earth. -Okay, fine.
Still looks like a leaf to me.
PHIL: This is the orb.
Thatis a torch. -PHIL: It's the orb!
And when the orb lands on Earth... Boom!
-Ah! Earth go boom? -Earth go boom.
-Why didn't you say that? My family's out there!
We gotta get out of here
so you can take us to the moon!
[grunting]
-Finally! You understand!
-Hey, w-we'll still come back here and visit, right?
[groans]
I climbed mountains, I swam the ocean blue,
but one place I didn't go was here.
[echoing] Nameless Chasm.
A chasm so mysterious, it doesn't even have a name.
-But, it does have a name. -No, it doesn't.
-Yes, it does. Its name is Nameless Chasm.
[gasps]
-Boom! Mind blown!
EEP: I don't think I've ever seen such complete and total darkness!
-Yeah! You can't see a thing!
I mean, anything could be in there.
-What if it's a lost village of legendary warriors,
and to reward us for finding them,
they'll share their ancient warrior secrets and make us their rulers?!
- Andthey have really soft pillows.
-Think bigger, Dawn! -Okay!
-Really soft, big pillows? -EEP: Let's start over.
* *
MYSTERIOUS WHISPER: Guy...
-Yes? -MYSTERIOUS WHISPER: We have games...
-Games? I do like games.
MYSTERIOUS WHISPER: Come play with us...
-Okay... You guys hear that?
-Hear what? -That voice.
-I didn't hear a voice.
-Well, I did! It said my name.
-Ah, it was probably just an echo. Let's do this.
-Big soft pillows, here we come! Woo!
-Oh! I just remembered the chasm's closed.
-What? -Yep. Closed.
So, let's move on to the next basket list.
-There isn't one. -Wait, really?
We finished all our basket lists?
-No. We haven't done any of them. -GUY: You haven't.
-But I have, and there's a reason these things are on our basket lists.
If they were easy, we would have done them already.
-Can't believe we spent our last day here notdoing the things
-we always wanted to do. -Can't we just do them now?
-Yes, if we hurry.
So, no more stalling and no more excuses. Let's do this!
-Yeah! Let's crush this chasm! -GUY: Uh...
Maybe we do the chasm last.
-But we're right here. -GUY: Yeah,
but feels like we should build to this.
Plus, there are games in there.
-Big soft pillows andgames? Yes! -You want it?
You got it.
How do you know there are games in the chasm?
GUY: I just know.
[Dawn laughing]
[Eep laughing]
[Guy laughing]
* *
-[bird cawing] -I don't see what the big deal is.
-This is nice! -Yeah.
-It should be called Nice Chasm. -Wait for it.
MYSTERIOUS WHISPER: Welcome...
-There it is. -[crumbling, all scream]
[snarling]
[Gran and Sandy yelling]
-It's been quite a ride, crowverines.
We've had more scuffles than I can count,
but the time has come for us to settle this
once and for all.
[frightened snarling]
[grumbles]
[Sandy growls]
-[sighs] -[crowverines grumble]
-[Eep and Dawn laugh] -These games are a blast!
-I don't wanna talk about it. -And these pillows are so soft!
-I said, I don't wanna talk about it.
-Guy-baby, it wasn't thatbad.
-We are never gonna talk about it. Ever. Okay?
-Yeah, sure. Whatever you want.
-Do you want to try my game, Guy? -No!
Actually, yes. I-I have no idea what to do with this hoop.
THUNK: Whoa. Phil wasn't lying.
That thing got a lot bigger anda lot brighter.
I've gotto see how this ends,
so I'm not going anywhere.
Oh! We're out of banana chips. Be right back.
-Well, this isn't good
or surprising. Grug? Honey?
-[muffled] Are you in there? -Ugga!
Hey! How's it going?
-Okay. Are you, uh, trapped in the cave?
-Trapped? W-what makes you say that?
-Um, the rocks blocking the entrance?
-No! Those are, uh, door rocks!
It's a door, but with rocks.
-Stand aside, you imbecile!
Ugga! Is that you?
It's me! Phil Betterman!
[muffled] We're trapped inside this cave!
-Yes, Phil. I know. -Have you seen Phil?
I just checked his lab, but he's not there.
* *
-Of course. Phil, get out of that cave right now!
-I'd love to, dear! But, as you can see,
we have a bit of a rock problem!
-It's not a rock problem. It's a rock door.
-No, it's not! Doors open!
-Do they, Phil? -Yes!
-I don't care what it is.
You get out of there right now,
and get us off this world before it's too late!
-Working on it, dear! Work on it, Grug.
[grunting]
-[muffled grunting] -They need a hand.
-Of course, they do. They're helpless without us.
[muffled grunting, punching]
[straining]
-Yes! I did it.
-Great. Now, do it a bunch more times and a lot faster.
-Boulder tossing? -Wow!
It wasn't on any of our basket lists, but I'm in!
-No. Your brilliant fathers are stuck in this cave.
We need to get them out before that orb arrives.
-We can do that! We don't even need a reason!
But we have a reason, so even better!
-[all grunting] -EEP: You know,
this is just like when we were in the chasm and--
-We don't talk about the chasm!
[grunting]
PHIL: Salvation!
* *
[all grunting]
-The Betterman Blast-Off is ready to blast off,
and the orb approaches.
There's no time to lose. We need to board and launch now!
So, grab a seat! Wait.
Is everyone here?
Gah! Who are you?
-That's Malachi. He's coming to the moon with us.
-No, he's not! There's no room!
-Sorry, Malachi. Tough break.
[growls]
So much for that truce.
-So, who's missing?
ALL: Thunk!
-Ah!
PHIL [amplified]: Make sure your seat vines are secure,
and if you didn't use the outhouse, it's too late.
You'll just have to hold it until we reach the moon.
-Phil! We're right here! You don't need that shell!
-Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave! Hoo! We made it.
-Congratulations on doing the bare minimum.
Now, get on board! The moon awaits.
-I call front seat. -No! That's where Hope and I are sitting.
-Ooh, that's gonna be a deal-breaker.
If I'm not in front, I get rocket-sick.
-How would you know that? I just invented this!
Ah! Fine.
-You can have Hope's seat. -Phil!
-Actually, I'm gonna need both of them.
One for me. One for my emotional support Doug.
-Fine. Hope and I will sit in the second row.
-Ooh, Dawn and I already called second row.
-Yeah. We want a good view of the moon.
-Third row it is. -Sorry, Phil.
-Grug and I are sitting there. -No, we're not!
-Fine! I'll sit in the back!
-Honestly, I don't care where I sit,
as long as it's in the back, and not next to Guy or you.
No offense, Phil. I just don't like you. Or Guy.
-[crank, rumbling] -Hm?
Ooh! What's that?
-That is the Betterman Blast-Off!
And thanks to you, it's blasting off without us!
Take cover!
-[all screaming] -Grug,
do you understand what you've done?
-Not at all. -You've stranded us all!
* *
[all scream]
-Or he saved us all. -For now.
But that thing's almost here! What do we do?
-It pains me to no end to say this,
but I'm afraid Grug was right.
-Yes! It's cave time, baby!
[all cheering]
[rumbling]
[all panting]
-[rumbling] -We're almost there!
We're gonna make it!
[slow motion yelling]
[all scream]
[Sandy panting]
DAWN: That's the thing we were worried about?
-Huh. I thought it was bigger. Guess I forgot to carry the one.
-You forgot to carry the one, Phil?!
-Whoa. What is that?
-I think you mean whois that?
-So when are we going to the moon?
* *