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小蝙蝠俠聖誕大冒險

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韋恩少爺,快過來

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你該吃睡前餅乾了

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時間還沒到,阿福

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{\an8}賽琳娜偷走了
高譚市博物館的無價藝術品

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我得伸張正義

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–是不是很驚險?
–的確

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別再到處亂跑,這樣才不會打破...

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您曾祖父的骨灰罐

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和無價的畢卡索作品

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你沒地方跑了,賽琳娜

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少爺,我想提醒您

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再過兩天就是聖誕節了

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聖誕老人正在看著您

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太棒了

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聖誕老人也不想錯過這場追逐戰

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韋恩少爺

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您又想到下面睡覺?

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不要

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什麼東東?

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你好嗎?

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天啊,你沒受傷吧?
你從通風口掉下來?

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達米安,你可能會受傷的

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搞不好會被貓抓傷,甚至更慘

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牠糞便裡的寄生蟲
可能會跑進你的腦子

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你受傷了

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爸,別這麼擔心,我沒事

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我有通風管當緩衝,你看?

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好吧

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記不記得我跟你說過
玩超級英雄遊戲時

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{\an8}要小心安全,還有別破壞物品?

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{\an8}我不是在玩,我是在做訓練
才能跟你一樣成為真正的英雄

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{\an8}想像一下,我們一起並肩作戰

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無懼的黑夜守護者

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保護弱者,懲罰惡人

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讓他們無法做壞事

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我跟你說過了,你還不夠格

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–因為超級英雄必須擁有...
–專注力、責任感和犧牲奉獻的精神

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我知道

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除此之外還需要高耐痛力

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你知道我斷過幾根肋骨嗎?

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全部

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塔莉亞

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好酷,我想跟你一樣

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過來,孩子

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即使我覺得你可以勝任

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雖然我不這麼想

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高譚市也不需要你打擊犯罪了

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什麼意思?

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我知道我要成為爸爸的那一天

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是我人生中最快樂的日子,自從...

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我好久沒那麼高興了

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從那一刻起,我最在意的就是

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保護你不受到傷害

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所以在你出生之前

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我就加班維護高譚市治安

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王牌化學

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王牌再生能源

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阿卡漢瘋人院

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誰啊?

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阿卡漢托兒所
阿卡漢幼稚園

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{\an8}為您報導快訊

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{\an8}所有高譚市的超級惡棍不是已經入獄

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{\an8}就是被迫退休

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{\an8}高譚市已正式創下90天無犯罪紀錄

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{\an8}同時蝙蝠俠將繼續清理垃圾

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{\an8}高譚市剛獲選為全球最安全城市

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{\an8}太棒了

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之後高譚市就沒有犯罪事件了

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好好享受童年吧

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但我不想只當個孩子

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你不是普通孩子

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你可是我的孩子,擁有最棒的血統

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對了,爸

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你待在地下室做什麼?

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誰知道?

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搞不好我正在包裝某人的聖誕禮物

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太棒了

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禮物是什麼?告訴我

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–抱歉,寶貝,你該去睡覺了
–可以給我提示嗎?

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這麼說吧
那是未來某位超級英雄的

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必備武器

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–蝙蝠爪鈎槍?
–不是

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–內建剃刀蝙蝠臂鎧?
–天啊,不是

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–蝙蝠冰刀?
–冰刀?傻孩子

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–蝙蝠雷射手電筒?
–不是

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–蝙蝠一秒解密解鎖定序器?
–我沒聽過這東西

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–蝙蝠熱追蹤火箭發射器?
–不是

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你已經說第二次了

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韋恩少爺,別再玩血腸

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好,對不起,阿福

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讓我們在聖誕節前一天
好好享用我年輕時的傳統早餐

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趕快吃

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鰻魚凍放太久的話,就會...

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結塊

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別告訴別人

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把面罩拿下來

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別這樣,明天就是聖誕節了

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達米安,聽阿福的話

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算了

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達米安的禮物

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拿去吧

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現在就可以拆開嗎?

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是啊,這樣你就不用猜了

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我考慮過了

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這樣對大家都好

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聖誕快樂,孩子

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我的專屬萬能腰帶

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那是我的第一條萬能腰帶

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什麼?不會吧,我不敢相信

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我好喜歡,爸,你最棒了

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阿福,爸爸是不是很棒?

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太好了,這真的很令人興奮

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袋子裡裝的是什麼?

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{\an8}蝙蝠OK繃

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那是你的蝙蝠急救包

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棒棒

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這個呢?

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蝙蝠緊急求救吹哨

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酷

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發生蝙蝠緊急事件時才能使用

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蝙蝠鏢

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{\an8}這是保麗龍

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{\an8}蝙蝠鏢不是應該會回飛嗎?

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然後戳傷你的眼睛?不可能

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那是練習用蝙蝠鏢

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爸,別誤會我的意思

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我非常喜歡這條腰帶,愛死了

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但是酷東西在哪?

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應該是“危險東西”吧?

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你長大後再跟我爭取

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你還有很多東西要學

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拜託,爸,我又不是小寶寶

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我從未這麼說過

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緊急狀況,請求支援
我的小寶貝遇到危險了

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我會幫你重新錄音

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達米安,這是成為超級英雄的第一步

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相信我,我煩惱了好幾個月
就為了確認你是否勝任...

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什麼聲音?

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–好像是...
–不可能

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不可能是什麼?

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蝙蝠電話

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等我繫上腰帶

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不對,應該是等我繫上腰帶

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已經很久沒人打來了

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一定是罪惡回到了高譚市

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這是聖誕節奇蹟

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喂?

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是正義聯盟

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不會吧?真假?

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快說,我的腰帶帥嗎?

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不是,我知道了

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新斯科舍的天氣異常?

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交給克拉克處理吧

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明天就是聖誕節

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大家都沒空

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不需要派超人出馬,交給我們

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抱歉,那是達米安

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對,他八歲了,是不是很誇張?

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打給其他人吧,例如雙胞胎?

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他們在冷戰?

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請他們發揮神奇雙胞胎的力量

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當個成熟的大人

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好吧

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我5分鐘後出發

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抱歉,達米安,我得出發了

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我保證會在聖誕節前趕回來

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等一下,爸,拜託讓我跟你去

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不可以

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就當做這是你明年的聖誕禮物

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甚至是未來十年

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我不能冒險,我不答應

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很乖,你的緊急聯絡人名單呢?

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算了,我在你的腰帶裡放了影本

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如果有人闖進來,你該怎麼做?

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打電話報警

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–精神崩潰?
–打給心理醫生

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超智能巨型真菌甲蟲襲擊高譚市?

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{\an8}我不知道,打給高登局長嗎?

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局長?不對

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他只會把責任推給我

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我很快就會回來

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我會將蝙蝠戰機準備就緒,韋恩少爺

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蝙蝠戰機?

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您這麼久沒出任務
動作還是飛快,布魯斯

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–座標設定好了嗎?
–座椅也預熱了,少爺

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您是不是忘了用
我放在梳妝檯上的蝙蝠剃刀?

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真假?我又沒刮鬍子?

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很好,這樣我的樣子更嚇人了

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加上甜甜圈屑的確很嚇人

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緊急狀況,請求支援
我的小寶貝遇到危險了

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不會吧

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緊急狀況,請求支援
我的小寶貝遇到危險...

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–拜託
–達米安

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爸,你看起來帥呆了

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達米安,從袋子裡出來

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拜託,爸,讓我一起去

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不行,這點沒得談

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我不會打擾你的

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我說過了,你還不夠格

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爸,我一直很努力練習
瞧瞧我的超酷忍術

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過來

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我的屁股

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天啊,阿福,對不起

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達米安湯瑪士韋恩,夠了

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我還以為拿到你的腰帶就代表

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我已經可以和你一樣當個超級英雄

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你誤會了

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我要拿回腰帶

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你顯然還不夠格

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不會吧?爸,不要

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達米安

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我回家前請幫我保管

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我離開前...

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給我來個擁抱?

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別擔心,少爺,我會看著他

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我就知道他還沒資格擁有腰帶

218
00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:14,707
對,我再同意少爺不過了

219
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,380
我得出發了

220
00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:33,017
祝一切順利

221
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,871
跟我走吧

222
00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:57,208
讓我振奮一下你的心情

223
00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:00,628
來一杯我親自沖泡
聞名世界的熱可可

224
00:16:00,628 --> 00:16:02,922
再加幾顆棉花糖

225
00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:07,301
–謝謝,但熱可可是給孩子喝的
–什麼?

226
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,470
你父親可不會同意

227
00:16:09,846 --> 00:16:12,890
我曾看他一口氣喝了一大桶

228
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,225
才沒有

229
00:16:14,225 --> 00:16:15,226
真的

230
00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:17,729
那天晚上他的腰圍變得很粗

231
00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:20,857
害我必須把蝙蝠裝整個放大五公分

232
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,859
他才能出去巡邏

233
00:16:43,796 --> 00:16:46,132
真是不公平,賽琳娜

234
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,262
你說得對,我不能放棄

235
00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:54,348
我要更加努力
證明我有資格成為蝙蝠俠

236
00:16:55,141 --> 00:16:56,768
你知道這代表什麼嗎?

237
00:16:57,435 --> 00:16:59,562
我該進行高強度訓練了

238
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:06,068
而且沒人盯著我

239
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,617
我不確定耶

240
00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:17,371
喝下由你親自沖泡
聞名世界的熱可可

241
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,749
再加幾顆棉花糖真的有用嗎?

242
00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:22,084
我非常確定

243
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,754
但這樣太麻煩你了

244
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:26,506
沒這回事,馬上就好

245
00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:28,716
巧克力

246
00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,009
{\an8}肉桂

247
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,138
{\an8}潘尼沃斯,好好表現吧

248
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:41,687
棉花糖

249
00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,068
重量包棉花糖

250
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,402
糟糕

251
00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:07,797
{\an8}牛奶

252
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:24,021
現在主角要登場了

253
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,151
天啊,棉花糖都被吃光了?

254
00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:32,363
怎麼可能?

255
00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,491
真糟糕

256
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:36,951
沒關係

257
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:40,663
畢竟那只是一杯少了棉花糖的可可

258
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:46,419
平安夜沒有爸爸的陪伴更讓我傷心

259
00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:57,138
別害怕

260
00:18:57,138 --> 00:19:01,475
我會在你的可可變涼前趕回來

261
00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:08,274
真假?不用這麼急
但如果你堅持就趕快回來

262
00:19:08,274 --> 00:19:09,567
好的,再見

263
00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:14,488
訓練時間開始,因為我是...

264
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,407
黑夜

265
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,091
要命

266
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:37,803
{\an8}冰淇淋

267
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:39,805
抱歉

268
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:42,892
開車時好好看路,老頭

269
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:46,812
這附近的瘋子還真不少

270
00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:54,130
去不成新斯科舍根本無所謂

271
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:57,591
這個平安夜棒呆了

272
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,346
我還無法確認蝙蝠戰機故障的原因

273
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,390
但這裡的天氣沒有異常

274
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:08,060
這明明是新斯科舍常見的暴風雪

275
00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,899
火星獵人,你怎麼反問我?

276
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,068
如果不是你派我來,那會是誰?

277
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,991
糟糕,喂?火星獵人?

278
00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:23,284
喂?

279
00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:25,619
這下好了

280
00:21:26,579 --> 00:21:28,664
我不能錯過聖誕節

281
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:31,876
達米安,我一定會回家的

282
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:43,971
求求你,你為何要傷害我們?

283
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:47,141
對,這是聖誕節禮物,你這隻禽獸

284
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,643
我只是想創造一些回憶

285
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,103
來,笑一個

286
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,021
令人厭惡的高譚市

287
00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:53,564
別拍影片

288
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:56,609
怎麼了?紀錄罪行是非法行為嗎?

289
00:21:56,609 --> 00:21:59,528
把東西都放到車上,你這個白癡

290
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:01,489
我們還要“拜訪”許多民宅

291
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:05,201
冰淇淋

292
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:09,163
{\an8}現在來到訓練內容中
最重要的部分

293
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:12,333
運動後補充碳水化合物

294
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,755
很好吃

295
00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:21,133
但來點渦輪增壓會更棒

296
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:35,773
我又再次成為爆炸倖存者

297
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,567
倖存次數

298
00:22:50,538 --> 00:22:53,374
這地區有許多肥羊

299
00:22:53,374 --> 00:22:55,042
接下來要選哪一家?

300
00:22:59,797 --> 00:23:01,423
就這家吧

301
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,800
好大的房子

302
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,051
{\an8}聖誕快樂

303
00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:15,062
糟糕,阿福回來了?

304
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,318
我們挖到金礦了

305
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:24,113
裡面好像沒人

306
00:23:24,113 --> 00:23:26,866
可以閉上嘴巴嗎,白癡?

307
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,618
有小偷

308
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,872
糟糕,我該怎麼辦?

309
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,213
達米安,冷靜,想想該怎麼做

310
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:42,673
不過是私闖民宅

311
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,008
私闖民宅?

312
00:23:44,008 --> 00:23:46,635
爸爸給的範例裡沒有這一項

313
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:50,556
怎麼搞的?這是防彈玻璃?

314
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,141
–交給我
–住手

315
00:23:58,981 --> 00:24:01,984
–緊急狀況...
–別講了,趕快閉嘴

316
00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:12,077
就說我能搞定吧

317
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:20,211
泰瑞,我們應該中大獎了

318
00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:21,629
結帳

319
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,007
我不是說別用手機錄影嗎?

320
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:26,258
蛤?

321
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:30,095
害我咬到舌頭

322
00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:33,849
好多禮物

323
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:36,518
我們要怎麼將這些全塞進車子?

324
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,729
能拿多少就算多少,然後就走人

325
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:40,814
老大不喜歡等人

326
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,066
妳說得對

327
00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:45,361
–還記得上一個傢伙的下場嗎?
–不用你提醒

328
00:24:45,361 --> 00:24:46,946
我還忘不了他的尖叫聲

329
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,992
別動,賽琳娜,我來打電話求救

330
00:24:53,953 --> 00:24:55,120
打給警局

331
00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:57,957
高譚市警察局,請問需要什麼協助?

332
00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:00,626
這條腰帶酷斃了

333
00:25:02,378 --> 00:25:04,463
妳覺得我繫上後會不會很帥?

334
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,632
丟進袋子裡,白癡

335
00:25:06,632 --> 00:25:07,800
好吧

336
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,343
我會試戴的...

337
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:13,305
稍後再說

338
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:19,395
不要

339
00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:25,359
他們不能拿走腰帶
爸爸已經覺得我不夠格了

340
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,070
想要拿到下一條,還得等好幾年

341
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,532
除非我自己拿回來

342
00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:34,576
爸爸就會知道
我有資格當超級英雄了

343
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:37,788
喂?請問是什麼緊急狀況?
有人受傷嗎?

344
00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:40,582
沒有,但他們就快了

345
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:41,875
喂?

346
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:42,793
掛斷

347
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,422
過來吧,賽琳娜

348
00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,300
你有聽見怪聲嗎?

349
00:26:00,019 --> 00:26:04,189
他們居然浪費一堆錢買書

350
00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:06,400
整個書架的書都是在教你

351
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,319
如何開採莊園下的頁岩

352
00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:10,029
分類真詳細

353
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:15,367
沒有人跟你們說過
在圖書館要保持安靜嗎?

354
00:26:18,996 --> 00:26:19,997
牙線

355
00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:28,255
把腰帶還給我

356
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:31,550
你是在說笑話嗎?

357
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:33,719
我要拍影片

358
00:26:33,719 --> 00:26:37,222
進場的方式很酷,孩子
不過你是誰?

359
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:42,102
我是蝙蝠俠,這一晚有你們好受的了

360
00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:45,064
給我過來

361
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,108
–他跑去哪了?
–躲貓貓

362
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:52,946
真倒楣

363
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:56,116
你這個小混蛋玩夠了吧?

364
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,410
我什麼都看不見

365
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,954
蝙蝠眼前的世界就是這樣

366
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,374
–那是什麼東東?
–到底是怎麼了?

367
00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:09,338
給我過來,你這個小混蛋

368
00:27:13,092 --> 00:27:15,469
我要把他的翅膀扯下來

369
00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:17,096
{\an8}你只有這點能耐嗎?

370
00:27:17,096 --> 00:27:18,430
{\an8}慢–中–快

371
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,404
我好想吐

372
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:45,541
我在這,傻瓜

373
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,458
{\an8}過來抓我吧

374
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:47,376
{\an8}植物油

375
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,295
我要把他抓來當聖誕裝飾品

376
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:15,821
這是兒童游泳池?

377
00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:18,407
那是用來撲滅油類火災

378
00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:20,534
用水是無法撲滅的

379
00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:22,411
答對了

380
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,079
植物油噴射槍

381
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:52,774
那是我們的...

382
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,402
聖誕節快樂
蝙蝠俠

383
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,870
–想吃結塊的鰻魚凍嗎?
–我受夠了

384
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:07,164
能拿多少就拿多少,走了

385
00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:10,209
快上貨,我去發動車子

386
00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:14,254
放手吧,孩子

387
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,924
把萬能腰帶還給我

388
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,468
現在已經變成我的了

389
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,680
緊急狀況,請求支援
我的小寶貝遇到危險了

390
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,932
在這裡

391
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:30,729
動作快一點

392
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:36,109
站住,別逃

393
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:40,322
後會有期

394
00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,786
嘗嘗我忍術的厲害

395
00:29:45,786 --> 00:29:47,246
這孩子就是不肯罷休

396
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,206
他才不是孩子

397
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:52,459
他是突變野生動物

398
00:29:55,087 --> 00:29:57,464
糟糕,老大會殺了我們

399
00:29:58,257 --> 00:29:59,841
你們什麼都沒了

400
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,427
是嗎?

401
00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:06,640
我還有你的腰帶

402
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,684
你輸了,孩子

403
00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:28,287
我的腰帶或許被搶走了
但事情還沒結束

404
00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:30,414
我一定會報仇的

405
00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:32,833
因為他們惹錯人了

406
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,168
我可是蝙蝠俠的孩子

407
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,349
抱歉,賽琳娜,你不能跟來

408
00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:51,310
這樣太危險了

409
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:56,481
一旦我進入蝠蝠洞
過去的達米安將不復存在

410
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,983
我知道你很擔心我

411
00:30:57,983 --> 00:31:00,944
老實說,我也有點害怕

412
00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:02,446
但是...

413
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,493
我不在時,好好看家

414
00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:14,416
{\an8}達米安,別進去!

415
00:32:30,701 --> 00:32:35,247
我就不相信冰淇淋車跑得贏你

416
00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:37,999
那是什麼酷東西?

417
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:49,803
感覺有點弱

418
00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:55,100
這件布料真的太少

419
00:33:07,738 --> 00:33:08,947
上面寫什麼?

420
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:14,828
達米安

421
00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:16,371
不會吧

422
00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:28,383
爸爸幫我做了蝙蝠裝?

423
00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:35,015
酷斃了

424
00:33:39,269 --> 00:33:42,230
等著瞧瞧我的厲害吧

425
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:44,524
達米安,是我

426
00:33:44,524 --> 00:33:45,609
爸?

427
00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:49,029
當你穿上這套服裝
就代表我已經死了

428
00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:50,864
我最擔心的事也已經成真

429
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,949
罪惡又回來高譚市了

430
00:33:52,949 --> 00:33:55,452
現在你必須接下我的位置,成為...

431
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,121
蝙蝠俠

432
00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:00,540
除非你是闖入蝠蝠洞偷走這套服裝

433
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,459
如果是這樣,你就完了

434
00:34:02,459 --> 00:34:04,211
看我回家怎麼教訓你

435
00:34:04,211 --> 00:34:06,129
完蛋

436
00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:09,800
穿上我給你的萬能腰帶後

437
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,136
這套蝙蝠裝將成為最先進的科技武器

438
00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:14,387
太棒了

439
00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:16,139
但在我教你如何使用前

440
00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:18,099
我想告訴你一些事

441
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,810
以防以後沒機會

442
00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:21,144
我剛認識你媽媽時

443
00:34:21,144 --> 00:34:23,480
她真的有夠辣

444
00:34:24,189 --> 00:34:26,983
{\an8}–快轉鍵在哪?
–...糖糖大鹿

445
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,778
一到這個年紀

446
00:34:29,778 --> 00:34:32,364
你的身體可能會產生變化...

447
00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:33,573
{\an8}噁心

448
00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:38,370
注意安全,達米安

449
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:42,999
阿福,尿布破掉了

450
00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:45,585
–我要濕紙巾
–爸

451
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,965
雖然我贏了這場殘酷的戰鬥

452
00:34:49,965 --> 00:34:52,050
我的內心所受到的傷害

453
00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:54,344
依然每天糾纏我

454
00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:57,472
好,接著來談談蝙蝠裝

455
00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:58,640
好耶

456
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,811
說實話,我不太希望
看見你穿上這套服裝

457
00:35:02,811 --> 00:35:05,480
但是我的內心深處一直都知道

458
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,566
這是你與生俱來的使命

459
00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:10,819
我唯一的遺憾是無法與你並肩作戰

460
00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:14,114
幸好拜蝙蝠裝科技之賜

461
00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:18,076
讓我能夠透過人工智慧
將自己植入這套服裝

462
00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:20,787
啟動蝠爸

463
00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:29,963
資料載入中

464
00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:32,007
上傳完成

465
00:35:33,508 --> 00:35:35,510
祝你好運,達米安

466
00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:38,930
別忘了我會一直陪著你

467
00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:41,308
傳輸完成

468
00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:48,523
爸?

469
00:35:53,612 --> 00:35:55,196
蝠爸上線中

470
00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:56,489
嗨,達米安

471
00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:58,575
你會說話?

472
00:35:58,575 --> 00:35:59,576
好酷

473
00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,787
電腦,報告狀態

474
00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:04,581
請叫我蝠爸

475
00:36:04,581 --> 00:36:08,543
根據生化掃描儀
你已經八歲零四天大了

476
00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:10,670
建議,立刻去睡覺

477
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:11,588
這下可好了

478
00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:14,341
AI版也一樣喜歡指使人

479
00:36:14,758 --> 00:36:16,676
要我讀故事嗎?

480
00:36:16,676 --> 00:36:18,011
不用了,謝謝

481
00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:22,140
我的記憶矩陣顯示我會讀
《快樂狗狗開學日》

482
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:24,184
時間緊迫,蝠爸

483
00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:26,436
我已下載六種語言版本

484
00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,688
靜音...

485
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:31,316
你好像不想聽死去的父親說話

486
00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:33,276
要我調整為靜音嗎?

487
00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:35,362
不是的,好吧,對

488
00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:36,738
但我爸不會...

489
00:36:38,114 --> 00:36:39,658
請幫我關靜音

490
00:36:40,075 --> 00:36:41,701
無靜音功能

491
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,119
那你幹嘛提?

492
00:36:55,548 --> 00:36:57,550
酷斃了

493
00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,386
我沒有偵測到兒童座椅

494
00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:01,888
安全指南建議10歲以下兒童...

495
00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:03,098
可以專注一點嗎?

496
00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:05,600
–我得拿回腰帶
–是的

497
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,437
專注力是優秀超級英雄
必須擁有的特質

498
00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:10,730
喔,謝了

499
00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:13,400
我知道那些特質是什麼

500
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,027
很好,容我複述一次

501
00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:18,613
專注力、責任感和犧牲奉獻的精神...

502
00:37:18,613 --> 00:37:20,281
拜託,別再說了

503
00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:21,908
一起駕駛這輛車吧

504
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:32,585
堅持初衷

505
00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:45,473
快跑啊

506
00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:48,810
這輛車是怎麼了?

507
00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:20,967
紅色按鈕是什麼?

508
00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:23,636
渦輪噴射器,我建議你別按

509
00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:27,015
酷斃了

510
00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:36,983
羅伯特肯恩和比爾芬格紀念橋

511
00:38:59,798 --> 00:39:02,467
該去找出拿走腰帶的混混了

512
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:11,392
快樂傑克糖果工廠

513
00:39:19,651 --> 00:39:22,153
這個惡棍藏身處真時髦

514
00:39:22,153 --> 00:39:24,155
誰會被丟到槽子?

515
00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:26,741
可能是我們,因為我們沒完成任務

516
00:39:26,741 --> 00:39:29,244
現在只能兩手空空去見老大

517
00:39:29,702 --> 00:39:31,454
我們麻煩大了

518
00:39:31,913 --> 00:39:34,624
放輕鬆,我們並沒有兩手空空

519
00:39:34,624 --> 00:39:36,501
我來跟他談談

520
00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:42,841
我又想了一下,還是交給妳吧

521
00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:47,720
你好,老大

522
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,180
你在這裡嗎?

523
00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:50,682
我和夥伴...

524
00:39:50,682 --> 00:39:51,599
{\an8}老大

525
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:54,394
{\an8}想跟你說,這地方真的...

526
00:39:57,063 --> 00:39:59,149
很漂亮

527
00:40:04,821 --> 00:40:08,116
你們是我最喜愛的新夥伴

528
00:40:08,116 --> 00:40:10,451
羅斯科和小明嗎?

529
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:17,083
–她是法蘭欣,我是...
–你好,小丑先生

530
00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:19,919
你們兩位一副很累的樣子

531
00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:24,132
希望這是因為
你們已依照我的計劃完成工作

532
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:28,386
讓高譚市擁有一個永生難忘的平安夜

533
00:40:28,386 --> 00:40:30,305
對,我們玩得很開心

534
00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:32,682
你該親自瞧瞧這傢伙...

535
00:40:32,682 --> 00:40:35,143
抱歉,我其實不是很想聽

536
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:38,479
給我看看你們拿到什麼好貨

537
00:40:39,147 --> 00:40:41,608
好貨?當然有...

538
00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:45,320
交給你了,泰瑞,都是你在指揮

539
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,906
別這樣,我讓妳擁有這份榮幸

540
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:51,201
你給我說,弄丟戰利品的人不是我

541
00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:53,912
如果妳沒被兩歲孩子嚇到
車子開穩一點

542
00:40:53,912 --> 00:40:55,914
就不會發生這種事

543
00:40:55,914 --> 00:40:57,332
他至少有四歲半

544
00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:59,959
快點交出來,快

545
00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:02,170
交給我...

546
00:41:03,296 --> 00:41:05,006
拿去吧,老大

547
00:41:08,384 --> 00:41:09,510
這是什麼鬼東西?

548
00:41:10,178 --> 00:41:11,179
其他禮物呢?

549
00:41:11,179 --> 00:41:15,099
全都在這了,小丑先生

550
00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:18,311
你們倆忙了一天,只拿到這東西?

551
00:41:20,438 --> 00:41:23,316
我在今年的聖誕作戰計畫
派出許多手下

552
00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:26,569
還將最富有的社區交給你們

553
00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:28,988
我們本來收穫很豐富

554
00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,698
但後來遇見了

555
00:41:30,698 --> 00:41:34,118
意料之外的不幸遭遇...

556
00:41:34,118 --> 00:41:36,829
–我們遇見蝙蝠俠
–蝙蝠俠?不可能

557
00:41:36,829 --> 00:41:38,998
我已經將他騙離高譚市

558
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:42,502
經過了這麼多年
他還是有辦法搞破壞

559
00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:46,339
他怎麼總是有辦法
同時出現在不同的地方?

560
00:41:46,339 --> 00:41:49,008
{\an8}我不想再被蝙蝠俠耍了

561
00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:52,720
我們遇到的是小蝙蝠俠

562
00:41:54,013 --> 00:41:55,181
小蝙蝠俠?

563
00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:57,517
他是縮水了嗎?

564
00:41:57,517 --> 00:42:00,353
泰瑞的意思是...

565
00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:02,563
有個孩子打扮成蝙蝠俠

566
00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:05,775
他的手腳很俐落
把我們打個屁滾尿流

567
00:42:07,068 --> 00:42:08,987
一切都是為了拿回那條腰帶

568
00:42:09,612 --> 00:42:11,864
他氣瘋了

569
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:19,956
讓我釐清一下

570
00:42:19,956 --> 00:42:22,917
你們被一個孩子海扁
而且他身上穿著

571
00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:24,961
蝙蝠裝?

572
00:42:25,503 --> 00:42:28,339
應該說是睡衣和紙袋做的面罩

573
00:42:28,339 --> 00:42:30,216
您親自瞧瞧吧

574
00:42:32,427 --> 00:42:34,595
–我怕黑
–那是什麼東東?

575
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:35,972
怎麼回事?

576
00:42:39,058 --> 00:42:40,018
天啊

577
00:42:40,018 --> 00:42:44,105
看看這個小壞蛋,他的忍術真了得

578
00:42:46,107 --> 00:42:47,775
那是油類火災嗎?

579
00:42:47,775 --> 00:42:48,985
真聰明

580
00:42:48,985 --> 00:42:50,653
回放鍵在哪?

581
00:42:50,653 --> 00:42:52,280
找到了,在這裡

582
00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:57,285
你們真的被他耍得團團轉

583
00:42:58,202 --> 00:42:59,912
好,再看一次

584
00:43:05,835 --> 00:43:08,171
我真欣賞這個孩子

585
00:43:09,464 --> 00:43:10,715
把腰帶還給我

586
00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:13,092
我本來是想偷走聖誕禮物

587
00:43:13,092 --> 00:43:16,471
但看完這孩子的傑作後,我才發現

588
00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:18,848
我們幹嘛只偷走市民的禮物

589
00:43:18,848 --> 00:43:23,269
將高譚市的聖誕節毀了不是更棒?

590
00:43:23,895 --> 00:43:26,147
誰最適合這項工作?

591
00:43:26,147 --> 00:43:29,984
當然是小蝙蝠俠

592
00:43:39,786 --> 00:43:41,496
你打算怎麼做,老大?

593
00:43:42,121 --> 00:43:43,206
你們還沒滾?

594
00:43:48,878 --> 00:43:50,713
手機可以還我嗎?

595
00:43:56,469 --> 00:43:57,762
把腰帶還給我!

596
00:43:58,471 --> 00:43:59,597
把腰帶還給我!

597
00:43:59,597 --> 00:44:03,017
這位小傢伙
真的很想拿回他的玩具腰帶

598
00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:08,439
我錯過精彩部分了嗎?

599
00:44:08,439 --> 00:44:09,399
不

600
00:44:09,399 --> 00:44:13,319
多虧有這條腰帶
精彩部分才正要開始

601
00:44:14,070 --> 00:44:16,531
聽來棒極了

602
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:24,038
如果我是個想要找回玩具的孩子
我會去找誰?

603
00:44:25,623 --> 00:44:26,707
當然是他

604
00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:32,046
還是我應該說:“呵呵呵”

605
00:44:42,473 --> 00:44:45,351
用這個方式找小偷太浪費時間了

606
00:44:45,351 --> 00:44:48,396
蝠爸,你沒有祕密監視系統嗎?

607
00:44:48,396 --> 00:44:50,481
可以讓我駭進其他人的手機

608
00:44:50,481 --> 00:44:52,108
進行跟蹤的那種?

609
00:44:52,984 --> 00:44:53,860
對不起

610
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:56,946
這會嚴重侵犯基本隱私權

611
00:44:56,946 --> 00:45:00,116
誰都不該擁有監視他人的權利

612
00:45:00,116 --> 00:45:03,578
幸好已經有人這麼做了

613
00:45:04,370 --> 00:45:06,497
今天帶孩子來看聖誕老人吧

614
00:45:08,624 --> 00:45:10,209
聖誕老人

615
00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:12,920
我們應該拍張照片
阿福應該會很高興

616
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,840
我只要正義,不要照片

617
00:45:19,218 --> 00:45:21,762
天呀,我這個爸爸真糟糕

618
00:45:22,472 --> 00:45:25,183
我也不是個稱職的超級英雄

619
00:45:26,267 --> 00:45:29,479
異常?拜託,布魯斯,你居然上當了

620
00:45:29,479 --> 00:45:31,814
這完全是惡棍的慣用手法

621
00:45:32,315 --> 00:45:35,151
第一步,引誘蝙蝠俠離開城裡

622
00:45:35,151 --> 00:45:39,363
第二步,啟動陰謀計畫
威脅高譚市府和市民

623
00:45:39,947 --> 00:45:42,450
包括...達米安!

624
00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:43,743
這下好了

625
00:45:43,743 --> 00:45:46,746
反正那孩子平常就很愛自找麻煩

626
00:45:47,330 --> 00:45:50,583
他現在應該會...

627
00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:53,920
爸,救救我

628
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,005
爸,快來幫我

629
00:45:56,005 --> 00:45:59,258
達米安,我會在應許之地與你相會的

630
00:45:59,967 --> 00:46:01,761
阿福,不要

631
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:03,763
不

632
00:46:04,931 --> 00:46:06,224
別這樣

633
00:46:06,224 --> 00:46:08,809
還記得心理醫生說
你很愛胡思亂想嗎?

634
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:11,979
專心修戰機,布魯斯

635
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,856
瞧瞧裡面的狀況

636
00:46:16,192 --> 00:46:18,444
對,正如我所料

637
00:46:18,861 --> 00:46:20,321
凍僵了

638
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,213
佳節愉快

639
00:46:42,468 --> 00:46:44,345
好多玩具

640
00:46:44,345 --> 00:46:45,930
洛克中士
配有噴射動力作用

641
00:46:53,771 --> 00:46:55,565
佳節愉快

642
00:47:00,319 --> 00:47:02,405
別一口吞下去

643
00:47:04,991 --> 00:47:05,992
甜甜圈

644
00:47:09,579 --> 00:47:11,664
專心找腰帶,“我是黑夜”

645
00:47:11,664 --> 00:47:13,541
“我是黑夜”

646
00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:17,128
丹克沃斯百貨
服務臺

647
00:47:17,128 --> 00:47:19,255
不好意思,高譚市民

648
00:47:19,797 --> 00:47:22,425
看來有人搞錯節日了

649
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:26,137
–今天不是萬聖節,傻瓜
–聖誕老人在哪?

650
00:47:26,137 --> 00:47:29,265
聖誕老人當然是在北極工作室

651
00:47:29,265 --> 00:47:30,891
位於我們的玩具區

652
00:47:33,811 --> 00:47:35,646
那邊有電扶梯

653
00:47:45,156 --> 00:47:47,241
謝謝,聖誕快樂

654
00:47:52,455 --> 00:47:55,207
輪到你了,小蝙蝠俠

655
00:47:57,084 --> 00:47:58,461
聖誕老人

656
00:47:59,837 --> 00:48:02,590
我沒時間念出所有想要的禮物

657
00:48:02,590 --> 00:48:06,344
例如新的鈦製蝙蝠手銬
蝙蝠隱形裝置

658
00:48:06,344 --> 00:48:08,512
酷斃的氣動蝙蝠手榴彈發射器

659
00:48:08,512 --> 00:48:11,682
加上雷射瞄準鏡配備
和夜光蝙蝠標誌

660
00:48:18,689 --> 00:48:20,608
我想跟你打聽消息

661
00:48:23,444 --> 00:48:24,987
等一下

662
00:48:25,571 --> 00:48:27,948
–你不是聖誕老人
–他真的是

663
00:48:31,702 --> 00:48:37,291
不然他怎麼會曉得
你想要什麼聖誕禮物?

664
00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:40,169
等一下,妳怎麼會...

665
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:43,673
毒藤女

666
00:48:44,590 --> 00:48:48,260
那麼你一定是...班恩

667
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:51,722
過來拿你的小腰帶吧,蝙蝠小鬼

668
00:48:51,847 --> 00:48:53,808
把腰帶還給我

669
00:49:07,154 --> 00:49:08,155
這下好了

670
00:49:09,448 --> 00:49:12,910
我有意見
你即將造成的附帶損害將讓你...

671
00:49:12,910 --> 00:49:13,994
我不能放棄

672
00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:15,162
拿回腰帶

673
00:49:15,162 --> 00:49:17,623
才能證明我有資格成為超級英雄

674
00:49:31,178 --> 00:49:32,763
屢試不爽

675
00:49:35,725 --> 00:49:38,894
我在園藝區幫妳挑了一項商品

676
00:49:38,894 --> 00:49:40,396
植物殺手除草劑
百分百有效

677
00:49:43,315 --> 00:49:44,775
我的葉子

678
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,653
終於拿到了

679
00:49:55,244 --> 00:49:58,038
再等一下,記得小丑怎麼說嗎?

680
00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:02,376
先讓這個小搗蛋鬼好好開心一下

681
00:50:08,966 --> 00:50:09,967
糟糕...

682
00:50:13,512 --> 00:50:17,975
聖誕老人幹嘛需要這麼多頭馴鹿?

683
00:50:39,038 --> 00:50:40,748
–怎麼了?
–你還好嗎,孩子?

684
00:50:40,748 --> 00:50:41,832
那是一隻蝙蝠

685
00:50:41,832 --> 00:50:44,919
我沒事,各位市民,我是超級...

686
00:50:53,344 --> 00:50:54,887
完蛋

687
00:51:07,316 --> 00:51:08,484
好好看路

688
00:51:14,198 --> 00:51:15,282
魚

689
00:51:16,033 --> 00:51:18,118
{\an8}高譚市動物園

690
00:51:32,299 --> 00:51:35,553
蝠爸,請提供
前往高譚市動物園的路線

691
00:51:35,845 --> 00:51:38,180
{\an8}就在稍早,一位戴著面具的孩子

692
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:42,059
{\an8}獨自在市內犯下重大破壞公物事件

693
00:51:42,059 --> 00:51:44,186
{\an8}規模前所未見

694
00:51:44,186 --> 00:51:47,606
{\an8}這位憂心的市民有話要說

695
00:51:48,232 --> 00:51:50,359
{\an8}我很憂心

696
00:51:50,359 --> 00:51:52,403
{\an8}這個自私的小傢伙是誰?

697
00:51:52,403 --> 00:51:55,322
{\an8}為何他要破壞大家的度假好心情?

698
00:51:55,322 --> 00:51:57,533
{\an8}這些問題仍然沒有答案

699
00:51:57,533 --> 00:52:00,953
{\an8}但這位高譚人有話要說

700
00:52:00,953 --> 00:52:03,747
你這個討人厭的小傢伙

701
00:52:03,747 --> 00:52:05,165
聽好了

702
00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:07,751
只把聖誕樹推倒

703
00:52:07,751 --> 00:52:09,879
恐怕無法破壞本市的聖誕精神

704
00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:12,506
{\an8}我例外,我很愛那棵樹

705
00:52:14,049 --> 00:52:14,884
這小子...

706
00:52:15,509 --> 00:52:17,678
真是個天才

707
00:52:19,930 --> 00:52:22,766
他根本是搞破壞大師

708
00:52:22,766 --> 00:52:25,936
完全超乎我的想像

709
00:52:25,936 --> 00:52:29,315
而且一步一步完成我的計畫

710
00:52:32,985 --> 00:52:34,069
說吧

711
00:52:34,069 --> 00:52:36,530
那孩子的腰帶已經交給企鵝了嗎?

712
00:52:36,530 --> 00:52:38,365
好極了

713
00:52:38,365 --> 00:52:42,202
讓我乘著雪橇
前往聖誕災難的下一站吧

714
00:52:47,541 --> 00:52:48,876
但是

715
00:52:49,919 --> 00:52:51,253
我很想知道

716
00:52:51,253 --> 00:52:54,340
如果我激怒這個精力充沛的小傢伙

717
00:52:54,340 --> 00:52:56,634
他的破壞力能有多強

718
00:52:58,177 --> 00:53:02,097
我該上場跟這個小傢伙一戰高下了

719
00:53:05,768 --> 00:53:06,685
什麼?

720
00:53:07,269 --> 00:53:10,230
我不會跳華爾滋,這只是比喻

721
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:12,358
算了,我要跟那孩子談談

722
00:53:15,402 --> 00:53:18,447
{\an8}真是受夠了,我要搬到大都會市

723
00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:32,127
我知道你在這,現身吧

724
00:53:39,802 --> 00:53:40,719
維克多

725
00:53:41,887 --> 00:53:46,058
氣象預報,今晚溫度將降到冰點

726
00:53:46,058 --> 00:53:48,644
你在消失多年後突然出現

727
00:53:48,644 --> 00:53:50,229
居然用這句話當開場白

728
00:53:50,229 --> 00:53:54,316
那改成“今晚會凍到爆”呢?

729
00:53:54,316 --> 00:53:56,735
不行,還是很遜

730
00:53:56,735 --> 00:53:58,988
該死,但這樣感覺比較好聽

731
00:53:58,988 --> 00:54:00,447
別管這件事了,急凍人

732
00:54:00,447 --> 00:54:02,783
–你為何騙我到這個鳥不...
–等等

733
00:54:02,783 --> 00:54:06,704
換成“讓我將你變成冰淇淋吧”

734
00:54:28,183 --> 00:54:31,145
告訴我,你為何騙我來這?

735
00:54:37,151 --> 00:54:38,819
你還是不懂?

736
00:54:38,819 --> 00:54:42,322
我們必須將蝙蝠俠騙離高譚市

737
00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:47,911
但是有隻尺寸小很多的蝙蝠
接下了他的位置

738
00:54:49,830 --> 00:54:51,123
達米安

739
00:54:51,707 --> 00:54:55,961
高譚市動物園

740
00:55:06,221 --> 00:55:08,223
我們到處都找過了

741
00:55:08,223 --> 00:55:11,268
完全找不到那輛貨車或是我的腰帶

742
00:55:11,810 --> 00:55:16,023
之前你說過
你想證明你有資格成為超級英雄

743
00:55:16,565 --> 00:55:17,775
你想向誰證明?

744
00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:22,279
你啊,不對,是我爸爸

745
00:55:22,696 --> 00:55:26,366
我還活著,你應該聽了會很高興

746
00:55:26,784 --> 00:55:28,494
抱歉,我沒有早點告訴你

747
00:55:28,494 --> 00:55:29,661
我不怪你

748
00:55:29,661 --> 00:55:32,915
我的中央處理器之前臆測錯誤

749
00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:36,168
–我有意見
–怎麼了?

750
00:55:36,168 --> 00:55:38,670
我或許只是你的AI版爸爸

751
00:55:38,670 --> 00:55:41,131
但經過分析後,我已經確認

752
00:55:41,131 --> 00:55:43,801
他的認知模式與你現在的目標

753
00:55:43,801 --> 00:55:46,303
兩者已發生分歧

754
00:55:46,553 --> 00:55:48,263
可以解釋一下嗎?

755
00:55:48,263 --> 00:55:51,308
拿回腰帶也無法向你爸爸證明什麼

756
00:55:52,851 --> 00:55:55,938
你認為不行,但我知道可以的

757
00:55:55,938 --> 00:55:57,272
必須如此

758
00:55:57,272 --> 00:56:00,818
和爸爸並肩作戰是我最大的心願

759
00:56:00,818 --> 00:56:03,612
我必須向爸爸證明我可以獨立

760
00:56:03,612 --> 00:56:05,864
他總是擔心東擔心西

761
00:56:05,864 --> 00:56:09,368
我現在還得穿著救生圈才能泡澡

762
00:56:09,368 --> 00:56:12,121
拜託,我又不是小寶寶

763
00:56:12,121 --> 00:56:14,414
對,你不是小寶寶

764
00:56:14,414 --> 00:56:18,335
–你已經八歲...
–又四天大

765
00:56:22,881 --> 00:56:24,758
我喜歡這個地方

766
00:56:24,758 --> 00:56:29,054
我的記憶矩陣資料顯示
父母時常帶我來這裡

767
00:56:30,430 --> 00:56:32,266
我很懷念那些時光

768
00:56:32,933 --> 00:56:34,268
為何他們不再...

769
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:37,437
我知道了

770
00:56:37,855 --> 00:56:39,773
對,你也知道

771
00:56:49,783 --> 00:56:54,121
小時候就失去爸爸媽媽
你一定很難受

772
00:56:55,956 --> 00:56:58,917
雖然技術上來說,那不是我的記憶

773
00:56:58,917 --> 00:57:01,378
一個人真的很寂寞

774
00:57:01,378 --> 00:57:04,882
事實上,你父親創造我

775
00:57:04,882 --> 00:57:08,343
多少也是不想讓你感到孤獨

776
00:57:09,011 --> 00:57:09,845
真的嗎?

777
00:57:13,098 --> 00:57:16,810
–蝠爸,我有意見
–是,達米安

778
00:57:18,228 --> 00:57:19,438
我很高興他創造了你

779
00:57:19,938 --> 00:57:21,815
我現在不想一個人

780
00:57:22,232 --> 00:57:23,775
我也很高興能陪著你

781
00:57:24,818 --> 00:57:26,695
你是個好夥伴,蝠爸

782
00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:31,325
如果你不是我身上的服裝
我一定會給你熱情的擁抱

783
00:57:31,325 --> 00:57:32,409
沒關係

784
00:57:32,409 --> 00:57:36,079
下次你遇見爸爸時
記得抱抱他,這樣就行了

785
00:57:36,872 --> 00:57:39,666
我的確該給他一個擁抱

786
00:57:41,752 --> 00:57:42,753
真假?

787
00:57:51,428 --> 00:57:54,056
警告,冰層過薄

788
00:58:11,114 --> 00:58:14,910
根據我的環境評估系統
這可能是個陷阱

789
00:58:14,910 --> 00:58:17,871
我也是這麼想,蝠爸

790
00:58:23,168 --> 00:58:25,254
–奧斯華科波特
–奧斯華科波特

791
00:58:25,254 --> 00:58:28,006
叫我“企鵝”就好

792
00:58:29,007 --> 00:58:31,343
那是我的腰帶,笨蛋

793
00:58:31,343 --> 00:58:36,014
天啊,他說得對
你果然是個討人厭的小鬼

794
00:58:36,014 --> 00:58:37,307
“他”是誰?

795
00:58:40,394 --> 00:58:42,187
得了吧,奧斯華

796
00:58:42,187 --> 00:58:45,065
我從來就不會這麼形容

797
00:58:45,065 --> 00:58:46,400
小丑

798
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,027
他或許很討人厭,行為像個小屁孩

799
00:58:49,027 --> 00:58:51,655
但我絕對不會說他...我剛說什麼?

800
00:58:52,447 --> 00:58:53,532
我等一下就會想起來

801
00:58:53,532 --> 00:58:55,367
你到底有什麼目的?

802
00:58:55,367 --> 00:58:58,620
你也知道你的小丑叔叔喜歡到處搗亂

803
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,623
仔細聽好了

804
00:59:01,623 --> 00:59:04,584
你永遠無法拿回你的腰帶

805
00:59:07,546 --> 00:59:10,340
警告,小丑是個心理操控大師

806
00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:14,177
永遠...無法拿回

807
00:59:14,761 --> 00:59:16,263
我一定可以的

808
00:59:16,263 --> 00:59:19,516
–不行
–可以

809
00:59:19,516 --> 00:59:20,434
無限個“不行”

810
00:59:20,434 --> 00:59:22,602
別說無限大加一
我可以這樣唸一整天

811
00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:24,062
最高紀錄六週

812
00:59:24,771 --> 00:59:28,358
你知道我為何這麼有把握嗎?

813
00:59:28,942 --> 00:59:32,321
因為我和所有人都看得很清楚

814
00:59:32,321 --> 00:59:35,157
你根本就沒有資格

815
00:59:35,157 --> 00:59:36,908
成為超級英雄

816
00:59:38,744 --> 00:59:41,788
這麼說吧,腰帶就在你眼前

817
00:59:41,788 --> 00:59:44,833
但我敢說你無法從企鵝的手中搶走它

818
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:48,253
那位虛弱、又老又可悲
體弱多病、大小便失禁...

819
00:59:48,253 --> 00:59:49,171
嘿

820
00:59:49,671 --> 00:59:52,758
是嗎?把腰帶還給我

821
00:59:52,758 --> 00:59:55,469
放輕鬆,小丑也說了,我體弱多病

822
00:59:55,469 --> 00:59:57,971
這樣鼓勵他就對了

823
00:59:57,971 --> 00:59:59,389
我的任務已完成

824
00:59:59,389 --> 01:00:01,224
最好這計畫會成功

825
01:00:01,224 --> 01:00:04,144
好了,小傢伙,放馬過來吧

826
01:00:32,422 --> 01:00:35,467
警告,核心處理器受損

827
01:00:35,467 --> 01:00:37,260
再見,蝙蝠小鬼

828
01:00:43,517 --> 01:00:45,477
{\an8}高譚市聖誕遊行

829
01:00:45,477 --> 01:00:48,480
{\an8}聖誕快樂,高譚市

830
01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:53,276
看見了沒?

831
01:00:53,276 --> 01:00:54,778
我的車子到了

832
01:00:54,778 --> 01:00:56,279
後會有期

833
01:00:57,114 --> 01:00:59,282
我受夠了

834
01:00:59,491 --> 01:01:03,495
警告,受損狀況
已導致部分服裝功能無法作用

835
01:01:03,495 --> 01:01:07,833
在此高度調整壓縮,將導致電量過低

836
01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,668
撐住,我們快到了

837
01:01:10,836 --> 01:01:12,587
可以載我一程嗎?

838
01:01:13,422 --> 01:01:17,426
你這個小傢伙真是令人頭痛

839
01:01:23,223 --> 01:01:27,185
別鬧了,快滾吧,再見

840
01:01:35,402 --> 01:01:38,822
不會吧?這孩子真是個怪胎

841
01:01:56,423 --> 01:01:58,717
警告,電量過低

842
01:02:06,725 --> 01:02:09,269
放開,你這樣會害死我們

843
01:02:09,269 --> 01:02:11,813
把腰帶還給我

844
01:02:11,813 --> 01:02:14,774
拿去吧,希望它值得你冒險

845
01:02:20,447 --> 01:02:22,657
不

846
01:02:24,034 --> 01:02:25,952
我該怎麼辦?

847
01:02:25,952 --> 01:02:28,246
解決方案,將剩餘電量

848
01:02:28,246 --> 01:02:30,582
傳輸至充氣系統,避免直接落地

849
01:02:30,582 --> 01:02:32,125
那你怎麼辦?

850
01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,711
對不起,達米安

851
01:02:34,711 --> 01:02:36,296
我必須犧牲

852
01:02:36,296 --> 01:02:37,631
不行

853
01:02:37,631 --> 01:02:40,842
對不起,我應該聽你的話
你對企鵝的看法是對的

854
01:02:40,842 --> 01:02:41,968
你都說對了

855
01:02:41,968 --> 01:02:43,887
拜託你別死

856
01:02:43,887 --> 01:02:45,514
沒關係的,達米安

857
01:02:45,514 --> 01:02:50,185
記住,優秀的超級英雄
必須擁有的特質包括

858
01:02:50,185 --> 01:02:52,229
犧牲奉獻的精神

859
01:02:52,229 --> 01:02:54,356
蝠爸,不要

860
01:02:54,356 --> 01:02:55,899
再見,達米安

861
01:02:55,899 --> 01:03:00,946
啟動緊急充氣程序,三、二...

862
01:03:09,538 --> 01:03:10,580
蝠爸

863
01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:13,833
達米安,總有一天你會成為
偉大的超級英雄

864
01:03:15,377 --> 01:03:17,587
別丟下我一個人

865
01:03:17,587 --> 01:03:20,590
在我關機前,我想跟你說聲謝謝

866
01:03:21,967 --> 01:03:23,176
為什麼?

867
01:03:23,176 --> 01:03:26,388
因為你給了我專屬的溫馨記憶

868
01:03:31,810 --> 01:03:33,436
蝠爸

869
01:03:33,436 --> 01:03:35,105
高譚市警察局

870
01:03:36,731 --> 01:03:37,816
高登局長

871
01:03:37,816 --> 01:03:40,110
新聞說市中心遭大規模破壞

872
01:03:40,110 --> 01:03:42,195
整個城市興起犯罪浪潮

873
01:03:42,195 --> 01:03:43,280
冷靜

874
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,157
我之前遇過更糟糕的狀況

875
01:03:48,159 --> 01:03:50,120
美麗的高譚市

876
01:03:53,707 --> 01:03:54,749
看我的

877
01:04:02,173 --> 01:04:05,802
幸好我們還有蝙蝠信號燈

878
01:04:12,976 --> 01:04:13,810
蝙蝠信號燈

879
01:04:13,810 --> 01:04:16,813
–已經很久沒開啟
–罪惡又回來高譚市了

880
01:04:16,813 --> 01:04:19,608
–大家趕緊逃命
–我們得離開這裡

881
01:04:19,608 --> 01:04:21,693
–顧好自己的性命
–開車

882
01:04:22,569 --> 01:04:23,945
聖誕節毀了

883
01:04:25,405 --> 01:04:26,489
快逃

884
01:04:29,909 --> 01:04:31,328
要命

885
01:04:33,496 --> 01:04:36,458
孩子,你必須離開這裡
高譚市不再安全了

886
01:04:38,710 --> 01:04:39,711
等等,糟了

887
01:04:48,595 --> 01:04:51,973
聖誕老人,真高興見到你

888
01:04:51,973 --> 01:04:55,685
大鬧遊行的就是那個孩子

889
01:04:55,685 --> 01:04:59,230
很厲害嘛,小子,你把聖誕節給毀了

890
01:04:59,230 --> 01:05:00,732
請聽我解釋

891
01:05:00,732 --> 01:05:03,610
我只是想成為超級英雄

892
01:05:03,610 --> 01:05:05,987
–給我過來
–讓他付出代價

893
01:05:06,655 --> 01:05:08,323
–他跑去哪了?
–有看見他嗎?

894
01:05:08,323 --> 01:05:10,367
我一定會找到他,別擔心

895
01:05:10,367 --> 01:05:11,451
你這個小混蛋

896
01:05:24,005 --> 01:05:27,467
爸,真希望你在這

897
01:06:36,995 --> 01:06:39,497
我只是個孩子,別傷害我

898
01:06:44,210 --> 01:06:47,046
阿福,你怎麼跑來這裡?

899
01:06:49,591 --> 01:06:53,928
想不想喝一口由我親自沖泡
聞名世界的熱可可?

900
01:06:53,928 --> 01:06:56,473
當然還要加上棉花糖

901
01:06:56,473 --> 01:06:59,601
除非你覺得這是給孩子喝的飲料

902
01:07:03,396 --> 01:07:05,231
心情有沒有比較好?

903
01:07:17,118 --> 01:07:19,204
我是不是麻煩大了?

904
01:07:19,537 --> 01:07:22,415
是的,韋恩少爺

905
01:07:22,415 --> 01:07:24,250
我想也是

906
01:07:29,005 --> 01:07:31,257
我只是太想成為蝙蝠俠

907
01:07:31,883 --> 01:07:34,803
如果爸爸沒把我當成小寶寶就好了

908
01:07:34,803 --> 01:07:36,971
別苛責你父親

909
01:07:36,971 --> 01:07:40,767
他有時會保護過度
但這是因為他不希望

910
01:07:40,767 --> 01:07:43,394
你失去他從未擁有的東西

911
01:07:44,312 --> 01:07:45,563
童年

912
01:07:48,566 --> 01:07:50,068
我沒資格當超級英雄

913
01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:53,696
我弄丟了腰帶,還毀掉我的蝙蝠裝

914
01:07:53,696 --> 01:07:56,074
也忘了把機車停在哪裡

915
01:07:57,033 --> 01:07:58,827
我只能責怪自己

916
01:07:58,827 --> 01:08:02,038
不是擁有蝙蝠裝和腰帶
就能成為超級英雄...

917
01:08:02,038 --> 01:08:04,749
抱歉,你把蝙蝠機車搞丟了?

918
01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:08,127
算了

919
01:08:08,628 --> 01:08:11,548
如果你想成為蝙蝠俠

920
01:08:11,548 --> 01:08:14,217
就必須好好遵從爸爸的教導

921
01:08:14,217 --> 01:08:18,137
專注力、責任感和犧牲奉獻的精神

922
01:08:18,805 --> 01:08:20,682
別忘了高耐痛力

923
01:08:21,975 --> 01:08:23,059
的確

924
01:08:23,059 --> 01:08:26,312
你或許還不是個超級英雄

925
01:08:26,312 --> 01:08:30,149
但我相信,有一天你一定會成功的

926
01:08:30,859 --> 01:08:33,611
–謝謝你
–不客氣

927
01:08:33,611 --> 01:08:35,572
走吧

928
01:08:35,572 --> 01:08:39,075
這個平安夜已經夠刺激了

929
01:09:06,436 --> 01:09:08,313
“親愛的小蝙蝠俠

930
01:09:08,313 --> 01:09:11,733
{\an8}“我沒收過這麼棒的聖誕禮物

931
01:09:11,733 --> 01:09:13,776
“現在換我報答你了”?

932
01:09:27,457 --> 01:09:30,209
阿福?阿福?

933
01:09:31,753 --> 01:09:33,129
這是什麼地方?

934
01:09:38,885 --> 01:09:41,512
歡迎光臨

935
01:09:41,512 --> 01:09:42,680
小丑

936
01:09:54,651 --> 01:09:58,279
這邊請

937
01:10:07,497 --> 01:10:08,623
雪?

938
01:10:16,089 --> 01:10:17,215
什麼東東?

939
01:10:52,208 --> 01:10:55,461
旋轉薄荷手杖糖

940
01:11:02,135 --> 01:11:03,428
他到了

941
01:11:03,428 --> 01:11:06,806
別杵在那,一起迎接聖誕節的早晨吧

942
01:11:06,806 --> 01:11:08,683
請進

943
01:11:12,770 --> 01:11:13,688
達陣

944
01:11:15,773 --> 01:11:18,609
抱歉,我這麼晚才邀請你

945
01:11:18,609 --> 01:11:20,778
這是什麼情況?

946
01:11:20,778 --> 01:11:22,822
看看四週

947
01:11:22,822 --> 01:11:25,116
這是聖誕派對

948
01:11:25,575 --> 01:11:28,619
我不懂你們在搞什麼鬼
但我會把你們都抓起來

949
01:11:28,619 --> 01:11:31,622
拜託,還想當超級英雄?

950
01:11:31,622 --> 01:11:34,751
你沒從今晚學到教訓嗎,小子?

951
01:11:34,751 --> 01:11:36,502
有些人...例如你

952
01:11:36,502 --> 01:11:39,088
天生就不是當英雄的料

953
01:11:39,088 --> 01:11:40,673
進來一起狂歡吧

954
01:11:40,673 --> 01:11:44,761
今晚我們要慶祝一件大事

955
01:11:44,761 --> 01:11:48,806
罪惡已經凱旋回歸高譚市

956
01:11:48,806 --> 01:11:53,853
偷走所有聖誕禮物
就是最棒的慶祝方式

957
01:11:56,481 --> 01:11:57,440
這時候你應該說

958
01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,901
“小丑,你瘋了
幹嘛偷聖誕禮物?”

959
01:12:01,527 --> 01:12:03,613
小丑,你瘋了,幹嘛偷聖誕...

960
01:12:03,613 --> 01:12:05,406
這就得從過去的輝煌歲月說起

961
01:12:05,406 --> 01:12:06,324
相簿

962
01:12:06,324 --> 01:12:08,534
當時我和朋友讓高譚市徹底崩壞

963
01:12:08,534 --> 01:12:09,452
銀行
“最棒的一天”

964
01:12:09,452 --> 01:12:10,536
高譚市博物館

965
01:12:11,954 --> 01:12:13,706
給我回來,追他

966
01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:18,127
你會得到報應的,小丑

967
01:12:19,253 --> 01:12:22,340
我們當時真得好開心

968
01:12:25,551 --> 01:12:27,512
但之後沒人幹壞事了

969
01:12:27,512 --> 01:12:30,598
我們被迫退休

970
01:12:30,598 --> 01:12:31,766
這件事導致...

971
01:12:32,517 --> 01:12:34,977
我們漸行漸遠

972
01:12:35,561 --> 01:12:39,774
高譚市剛獲選為全球最安全城市

973
01:12:39,774 --> 01:12:41,192
耶!

974
01:12:42,443 --> 01:12:45,905
我一直認為犯罪是我的快樂泉源

975
01:12:45,905 --> 01:12:49,450
現在想想
我才發現最重要的原因其實是...

976
01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:50,910
我不孤單

977
01:12:52,328 --> 01:12:53,913
你真是重感情

978
01:12:53,913 --> 01:12:55,081
我不懂

979
01:12:55,081 --> 01:12:57,291
這和我有什麼關係?

980
01:12:57,291 --> 01:13:01,212
打從我看見你的搗亂功力
有多麼強大的那一刻起

981
01:13:01,212 --> 01:13:02,839
我就知道在你的協助下

982
01:13:02,839 --> 01:13:06,175
我們一定能讓高譚市民
更加痛不欲生

983
01:13:06,175 --> 01:13:07,176
擊掌

984
01:13:07,426 --> 01:13:10,429
–我絕對不會幫你
–但你已經幫了

985
01:13:11,055 --> 01:13:14,016
你的胡鬧讓我們成功聲東擊西

986
01:13:15,268 --> 01:13:17,061
我們趁大家盯著你時

987
01:13:17,061 --> 01:13:20,940
進入高譚市所有民宅掃貨

988
01:13:39,876 --> 01:13:42,962
{\an8}我們只想偷走聖誕禮物,但你更猛

989
01:13:43,671 --> 01:13:45,631
把聖誕節給毀了

990
01:13:47,383 --> 01:13:52,847
多虧你,大家醒來後
沒有聖誕節可過了

991
01:13:56,309 --> 01:13:59,770
我只是想拿回我的腰帶

992
01:13:59,770 --> 01:14:02,982
坦白說,你在整個過程中
只有想到自己

993
01:14:02,982 --> 01:14:05,568
高譚市有一半都被你毀了

994
01:14:05,568 --> 01:14:08,863
超級英雄可不會這麼做

995
01:14:08,863 --> 01:14:11,699
你的表現反而更像超級...

996
01:14:12,825 --> 01:14:14,410
惡棍!

997
01:14:14,410 --> 01:14:17,371
–什麼?我才不是...
–你就是

998
01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:19,582
不然我為何帶你來這?

999
01:14:19,582 --> 01:14:22,001
我們根本是同類

1000
01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:25,463
沒有你,我們絕對做不到

1001
01:14:25,463 --> 01:14:28,883
我們打從冷酷的心底感謝你

1002
01:14:28,883 --> 01:14:31,510
真心不假

1003
01:14:34,764 --> 01:14:38,142
我居然是...你說對了

1004
01:14:39,185 --> 01:14:42,021
只有超級惡棍才會毀掉聖誕節

1005
01:14:43,981 --> 01:14:44,941
沒錯

1006
01:14:44,941 --> 01:14:48,903
為了感謝你的貢獻
我們特地合資買了這東西

1007
01:14:48,903 --> 01:14:51,197
希望你會很高興

1008
01:14:56,118 --> 01:14:58,371
我的萬能腰帶

1009
01:14:58,371 --> 01:15:00,790
是升級版萬能腰帶

1010
01:15:00,790 --> 01:15:05,586
我們用更實用的武器
取代了虛設的安全裝置

1011
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:11,342
說得好,班恩

1012
01:15:11,342 --> 01:15:15,972
這是超級惡棍的完美配備

1013
01:15:16,639 --> 01:15:19,767
你為了拿回這條腰帶費盡力氣

1014
01:15:19,767 --> 01:15:21,686
這是你應得的

1015
01:15:22,186 --> 01:15:23,312
收下吧

1016
01:15:23,813 --> 01:15:31,445
收下腰帶吧...

1017
01:15:31,445 --> 01:15:35,241
聖誕快樂
保羅

1018
01:15:36,033 --> 01:15:40,913
你必須接下我的位置成為蝙蝠俠

1019
01:15:42,665 --> 01:15:44,500
如果你想成為蝙蝠俠

1020
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,003
就必須好好遵從爸爸的教導

1021
01:15:50,256 --> 01:15:53,592
我要拿回腰帶,你顯然還不夠格

1022
01:16:00,224 --> 01:16:01,600
這就對了

1023
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,187
得到想要的禮物,感覺是不是很棒?

1024
01:16:07,565 --> 01:16:09,358
你說得對,小丑

1025
01:16:09,358 --> 01:16:11,110
我不是超級英雄

1026
01:16:12,528 --> 01:16:15,740
但話說回來,我也不是超級惡棍

1027
01:16:16,699 --> 01:16:17,992
你知道嗎?

1028
01:16:17,992 --> 01:16:20,578
超級英雄必須擁有專注力

1029
01:16:21,037 --> 01:16:22,663
責任感

1030
01:16:26,042 --> 01:16:27,585
和犧牲奉獻的精神

1031
01:16:39,472 --> 01:16:41,724
扯爆

1032
01:16:41,724 --> 01:16:44,643
是誰給那個小傢伙炸藥的?

1033
01:16:46,604 --> 01:16:49,065
當時我覺得這是個好主意

1034
01:16:55,946 --> 01:16:57,281
糟糕

1035
01:16:57,281 --> 01:16:59,408
快樂傑克糖果工廠

1036
01:17:05,122 --> 01:17:09,794
你居然打破我的雪球
看我怎麼修理你

1037
01:17:09,794 --> 01:17:12,004
你說反了,小丑

1038
01:17:12,004 --> 01:17:15,049
是我修理你們

1039
01:17:15,049 --> 01:17:18,761
然後我會將這些禮物
還給高譚市的孩子

1040
01:17:18,761 --> 01:17:21,305
成功挽救聖誕節

1041
01:17:21,305 --> 01:17:24,433
你這個忘恩負義的小混蛋

1042
01:17:24,433 --> 01:17:27,228
我要將你碎屍萬段

1043
01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:40,783
開球

1044
01:17:47,581 --> 01:17:48,916
宰了他,班恩

1045
01:18:07,101 --> 01:18:10,271
你一心想拿回那條腰帶

1046
01:18:10,271 --> 01:18:13,691
現在換我來拿下你的人頭

1047
01:18:25,453 --> 01:18:29,707
看來你遇到了一點麻煩,小蝙蝠俠

1048
01:18:37,047 --> 01:18:40,009
我的派對嘉賓休想走出這道大門

1049
01:18:44,597 --> 01:18:45,598
那是誰?

1050
01:19:04,450 --> 01:19:05,409
爸

1051
01:19:06,744 --> 01:19:10,206
太好了,我終於找到你
你沒事吧?有沒有受傷?

1052
01:19:10,206 --> 01:19:11,457
你有受傷嗎?

1053
01:19:11,457 --> 01:19:13,501
爸,我沒事

1054
01:19:14,001 --> 01:19:15,920
真是感人

1055
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,588
別上前,兒子

1056
01:19:18,047 --> 01:19:21,175
幹嘛不說你有兒子?
我還以為我們是朋友

1057
01:19:21,175 --> 01:19:23,093
我才不是你的朋友

1058
01:19:23,093 --> 01:19:25,137
不刮鬍子還真是高招

1059
01:19:25,137 --> 01:19:27,681
你的樣子真的更嚇人了

1060
01:19:27,681 --> 01:19:28,641
謝謝

1061
01:19:32,311 --> 01:19:35,981
我就趁這個機會
一次解決你們父子倆

1062
01:19:38,025 --> 01:19:39,610
爸,我可以的

1063
01:19:39,610 --> 01:19:42,363
這下害我想起爸爸了

1064
01:19:42,363 --> 01:19:45,908
還有我坐在搖籃裡
被他丟進下水道的情景

1065
01:19:49,495 --> 01:19:50,996
別碰他

1066
01:19:54,083 --> 01:19:56,544
拜託,我跟他們對戰一整天了

1067
01:19:56,544 --> 01:19:58,462
我說過了,別上前

1068
01:19:59,797 --> 01:20:02,466
–爸,讓我幫你
–我說不行了

1069
01:20:02,466 --> 01:20:03,717
你只是個孩子

1070
01:20:03,717 --> 01:20:06,428
我可是你的孩子

1071
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:18,816
爸

1072
01:20:30,744 --> 01:20:32,746
別擔心,爸,我會保護你

1073
01:20:32,746 --> 01:20:34,832
別想傷害我爸爸

1074
01:20:35,624 --> 01:20:36,625
不會吧?

1075
01:20:41,213 --> 01:20:43,966
沒有這些裝備,看你怎麼耍狠

1076
01:20:50,264 --> 01:20:51,432
你還好嗎,爸?

1077
01:20:52,683 --> 01:20:54,768
他果然是我的孩子

1078
01:20:55,311 --> 01:20:56,770
蝙蝠俠醒了

1079
01:20:57,855 --> 01:20:59,565
離我爸遠一點

1080
01:21:01,775 --> 01:21:03,193
幹得好,達米安

1081
01:21:03,193 --> 01:21:05,279
你的忍術真是高超

1082
01:21:05,279 --> 01:21:06,363
謝謝誇獎

1083
01:21:07,906 --> 01:21:08,866
你的腰帶呢?

1084
01:21:09,867 --> 01:21:11,327
說來話長

1085
01:21:11,327 --> 01:21:13,537
以後再告訴我,話說...

1086
01:21:15,831 --> 01:21:17,416
你的萬能腰帶?

1087
01:21:17,416 --> 01:21:18,459
帥呆了

1088
01:21:20,336 --> 01:21:21,545
等等,那你怎麼辦?

1089
01:21:22,087 --> 01:21:23,756
我隨時攜帶備用腰帶

1090
01:21:23,756 --> 01:21:25,841
我就說你還有許多東西要學

1091
01:21:25,841 --> 01:21:27,217
你覺得呢?

1092
01:21:27,635 --> 01:21:29,094
讓我當你的夥伴?

1093
01:21:29,803 --> 01:21:33,140
應該說是幫手吧

1094
01:21:33,849 --> 01:21:37,061
我要把你變成小蝙蝠俠冰棒

1095
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:39,897
來吧,一起打敗他們

1096
01:21:51,867 --> 01:21:54,828
這是我收過最棒的聖誕禮物

1097
01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:58,040
糟糕

1098
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,382
我的背

1099
01:22:08,050 --> 01:22:09,843
這樣夠熱嗎?

1100
01:22:09,843 --> 01:22:11,345
差遠了

1101
01:22:12,388 --> 01:22:13,639
那個小傢伙呢?

1102
01:22:24,191 --> 01:22:26,527
好可愛的一對父子檔

1103
01:22:26,527 --> 01:22:29,154
害我有點捨不得給你們一槍

1104
01:22:30,322 --> 01:22:33,325
對,把這兩個笨蛋轟掉

1105
01:22:46,547 --> 01:22:47,589
丟過來,達米安

1106
01:22:48,424 --> 01:22:50,634
小心,別射到自己的眼睛

1107
01:22:51,885 --> 01:22:56,432
祝我聖誕快樂
還有祝你們有個黑暗的平安夜

1108
01:22:59,226 --> 01:23:00,227
你們射歪了

1109
01:23:01,103 --> 01:23:02,730
本來就是這麼飛

1110
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:04,857
對齁,那是蝙蝠鏢

1111
01:23:40,267 --> 01:23:43,604
聖誕快樂

1112
01:23:58,619 --> 01:24:00,829
他到底打算掉進去幾次?

1113
01:24:00,829 --> 01:24:04,166
說真的
他應該在西裝口袋裡放個呼吸管

1114
01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:06,960
準備回家過聖誕節了嗎?

1115
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:10,255
爸,我們還得完成一項任務

1116
01:24:29,733 --> 01:24:31,443
聖誕快樂

1117
01:24:31,443 --> 01:24:33,153
–你們看,是蝙蝠俠
–蝙蝠俠!

1118
01:24:33,153 --> 01:24:35,823
–好耶
–這是我們的東西

1119
01:24:35,823 --> 01:24:37,324
我的鼓

1120
01:24:37,324 --> 01:24:39,952
一、二,祝大家快樂

1121
01:24:39,952 --> 01:24:43,580
太棒了,各位,聖誕節回來了

1122
01:24:54,299 --> 01:24:55,384
那是我們的禮物

1123
01:24:55,384 --> 01:24:57,427
–聖誕快樂!
–太好了!

1124
01:25:01,932 --> 01:25:03,100
長傳

1125
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:12,776
聖誕快樂,高譚市

1126
01:25:21,743 --> 01:25:24,037
禮物好像都拿回來了,少爺

1127
01:25:24,037 --> 01:25:26,081
不對,還剩一個

1128
01:25:26,081 --> 01:25:27,374
哪個?

1129
01:25:27,374 --> 01:25:28,792
聖誕快樂,爸

1130
01:25:29,751 --> 01:25:31,044
我欠你一個擁抱

1131
01:25:31,044 --> 01:25:33,297
這是最棒的聖誕禮物

1132
01:25:33,881 --> 01:25:35,007
值回票價

1133
01:25:35,507 --> 01:25:38,135
不好意思,兩位少爺
你們是否也願意

1134
01:25:38,135 --> 01:25:42,222
給一位英國老人
和一隻虎斑貓來個擁抱?

1135
01:25:42,222 --> 01:25:43,891
這還用說

1136
01:25:43,891 --> 01:25:45,642
聖誕快樂,各位夥伴

1137
01:25:47,603 --> 01:25:49,146
達米安,你怎麼了?

1138
01:25:49,146 --> 01:25:53,317
我知道這麼想很蠢
我覺得小丑有點可憐

1139
01:25:53,317 --> 01:25:55,694
小丑有點可憐?

1140
01:25:55,694 --> 01:25:57,029
太誇張了

1141
01:25:57,029 --> 01:26:00,657
一個小時前他還用木槌砸我的頭

1142
01:26:00,657 --> 01:26:05,495
我知道
但他只是不想一個人過聖誕節

1143
01:26:07,664 --> 01:26:09,374
我的頭還在痛

1144
01:26:09,374 --> 01:26:11,585
那支木槌有這麼大

1145
01:26:11,585 --> 01:26:14,463
你們都說你們有不共戴天之仇

1146
01:26:14,463 --> 01:26:17,633
但其實你和小丑很喜歡彼此

1147
01:26:17,633 --> 01:26:19,635
他是個超級惡棍

1148
01:26:19,635 --> 01:26:21,094
媽媽也是

1149
01:26:21,094 --> 01:26:24,181
媽...這說來有點複雜

1150
01:26:24,181 --> 01:26:26,016
複雜的超級惡棍

1151
01:26:27,059 --> 01:26:28,393
別說了

1152
01:26:29,186 --> 01:26:31,521
而且我很討厭小丑

1153
01:26:40,697 --> 01:26:43,241
抱歉,我只聽過這版本的聖誕歌

1154
01:26:43,241 --> 01:26:45,452
“爛”跟“噹”的確有押韻

1155
01:26:45,452 --> 01:26:47,329
我挺喜歡這首歌的

1156
01:27:02,302 --> 01:27:03,512
朋友個頭

1157
01:27:03,512 --> 01:27:08,892
小蝙蝠俠聖誕大冒險

1158
01:28:30,849 --> 01:28:34,853
祝大家聖誕快樂

1159
01:31:40,956 --> 01:31:42,958
祝大家聖誕快樂

1160
01:31:45,043 --> 01:31:47,045
{\an8}字幕翻譯:雪倫

1161
01:31:47,045 --> 01:31:49,130
{\an8}創意監督
謝慧霓