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We're in riding country.
Maybe you should get a horse.
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Because that
will make everything better.
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Remind me this was a good decision.
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Buying an English stately home,
sight unseen, dragging our kids
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to the other side of the world
under heavy protest...
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Yeah. That was the right decision.
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Eyes up. This is the village.
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All righty? Let's 9°-
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! No signal!
Dad! The signal's down!
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I was in the middle
of a conversation there.
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There isn't even a 3G backup.
What is this place?
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Actually,
we're in a signal black spot.
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There's no cell or Wi-Fi connection
anywhere within the estate boundary.
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Oh, funny.
He's not joking, sweetie.
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Think of it as a technological
Bermuda Triangle. Mom! Mom!
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RASPY BREATHING
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Oh, look at this place.
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All rig hty. Let's run.
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Mom, tell him. I'm fully supportive
of your father's decision.
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This family needs time out.
Ancl no YouTube tutorials.
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It was only a micro rocket.
And it was an accident.
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You burned down the school
gymnasium, Theodore.
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I knew this would all be our fault.
No.
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But now that you mention it,
Franklin, setting fire
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to the only school in the state
you hadn't been expelled from
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may have been a contributing factor.
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As for Virginia,
if her life is now meaningless
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it might as well be meaningless
here as anywhere. Hiram.
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May as well start
by telling it as it is, Lucy.
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Oh, I hope you brought a map.
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Hello!
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SHRIEKING
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Where are you going?
To my room.
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Honey, there are 150 rooms in the
house. Then I guess I'll find one.
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Well, could we at least get
a grid reference?
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It's been a long day
and everyone is jet-lagged.
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We'll have a family council
tomorrow. Like the family council
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you had without us
before deciding to come here?
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Seriously, could this get any worse?
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Do you think we need to get
pest control in? Mm-hm.
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Let's get the bags.
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Ah. There you are.
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So.
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Cesspit.
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Hmm. The gargoyle missed its cue.
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The rain was a nice touch.
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Merely a prelude by way of welcome.
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From henceforth we will no longer
play to an empty house.
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You-you-you-you-you
terrify the mice.
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Pea-brained vermin.
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Unworthy of mine effort.
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And as for spiders,
let me not start.
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A species singularly devoid
of an attention span.
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So, what of the incomers?
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Their speech is strangled.
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I think they're from the Americas.
Colonials?
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Ha! Hardly a history
to a ghost of any stature.
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We shall tailor mine performance
to the audience,
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study them,
discover their darkest fears
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that haunt their dreams so that I
shall become their living nightmare.
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HE LAUGHS
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LAUGHTER ECHOES DOWN PIPES
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Lucy, remind me in the morning
to get the plumbing checked.
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See this, Lucy?
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So Simeon Otis was born
just on the other side of that wood.
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It's barely changed in centuries.
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Even the gypsy wagons
are still there.
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His parents, brothers and sisters
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are all probably buried
somewhere near here.
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Sweetie, I just know
you're going to find them.
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We said peace and quiet.
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You don't get quieter than this.
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Hiram...
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...where are the birds?
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The completion documents for the
sale of the Chase, Lady Deborah.
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Thank you, Mrs Watkins.
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I suppose it will just about
cover the mortgage.
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It was the only offer in 25 years.
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Now, for neighbours we have yanks
with more money than sense.
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Hiram Otis would be hard pushed
to have more sense than money.
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He's currently ranked eighth
in the Forbes rich list.
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How very vulgar.
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I assume the occupancy clause
is watertight.
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You know how litigious
these Americans are. Oh, yes.
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The Lord was quite punctilious
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and insisted on him being included
twice, once under the sitting tenant
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clause and also under
fixtures and fittings.
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I don't expect them to last long.
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But we shall see for ourselves.
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"Lady Deborah de Canterville
at home, dinner 7:30." Mmm.
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I'm guessing an "at home"
is English for a potluck?
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At least the natives are friendly.
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I hereby declare
this family council in...session.
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Now, we know you weren't sure
about coming here.
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We were sure. We didn't want to.
Yes, but it isn't just about you.
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Your father's an inventor, and
boardroom life was destroying him.
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Maybe if I'd spent less time in a
boardroom and more with my family...
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Maybe if I'd spent less time
at work as well.
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We just wanted to be
a normal family,
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not get dragged to a Wi-Fi black spot
in the middle of nowhere. Exactly.
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So instead of us being glued
to devices, we can spend time
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actually communicating
with one another.
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So let's call this clay one of
a new chapter for the Otis family.
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Why do you say? I have to unpack.
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What are WE going to do? What boys
used to do before the internet.
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There's 5,000 acres of England
out there.
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Explore the woods,
make a den, climb trees.
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Under no circumstances
are you climbing any trees.
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Under no circumstances
are you climbing any trees.
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Need any help? Thanks,
I'm pretty much finished.
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Um...aren't you going
to unpack that?
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I don't recall packing it.
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You still could have a great
legal career ahead of you.
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Don't let one mistake
destroy your life.
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A mistake that destroyed a life.
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Kayla's life was destroyed
by the system.
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And you know, you could have summer
interned at some fancy law firm,
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but instead you wanted to help
people who needed it most
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in an overstretched system.
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And when resources are stretched,
mistakes happen.
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Moving on from those mistakes
is all part of growing up.
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Failure is only the opportunity
to begin again more intelligently.
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I know, Mom. I was going to say
if it was a horse,
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you'd have got straight back
in the saddle.
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I know you and Dad
are disappointed with me.
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We're not disappointed in you. We
love you. We want you to be happy.
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I know you want to help, but you
can't therapize this one away.
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Don't forget
the Cantervilles' potluck.
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Find something nice to wear.
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This way.
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Hi! Oh, you must be Mrs Umney.
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Yes, madam. Please call me Lucy
and I can call you...?
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Mrs Umney, madam.
Oh, good to meet you.
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We feel very fortunate you came with
the house. There's been Umneys
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at the Chase as long as
there's been Cantervilles.
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Well, perhaps you'd like to give us
the guided tour. But before that,
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would you like a cup of tea?
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This is my kitchen.
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OK.
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ANIMAL WHIMPERS
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VOICES OVERLAP OUTSIDE
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Get off him! Give him back!
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Don't hurt him. Or what?
You'll regret it.
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We'll regret it, will we?
What are you going to do?
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Two against four.
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Make that four against four.
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I'm Theo and this is my brother
Frank.
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Oh, gee, it's the Olsen twins.
Give him back.
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00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,535
No!
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00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,015
I'm a brown belt in Aikido.
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Leg it! Leg it, boys.
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00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:19,375
Thanks. I'm Patience.
This is my sister Charity.
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What's aikido? Aikido? A form of
defensive Japanese martial art.
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Why do you call the stuff
with a stick? Fighting.
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We need to go home.
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"When a golden girl can win prayer
from the lips of sin,
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"two houses shall reunite
and the barren almond bear,
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"then shall the house be still
and peace come to Canterville."
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And in here is the Tapestry Room.
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Built during the age
of Queen Elizabeth I.
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Hi, sweetie. Could you tell me
what this means, Mrs Umney?
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It's beautiful.
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We call it the Canterville Poem.
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It's been there for centuries.
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But no-one knows what it refers to.
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Shall we?
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You're certainly well-informed. Oh.
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There's been Umneys at the Chase as
long as there's been Cantervilles.
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Wouldn't that be longer,
as the Cantervilles have left?
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Not all.
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Oh, you mean it's haunted?
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Well, that'll cheer up the boys.
Mm-hm.
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Oh, Mrs Umney,
do you know what this is?
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The cleaners couldn't get it out.
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And a rug would wreak havoc with
the feng shui. It won't come out.
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Oh. Well, stain removal's
Hiram's speciality.
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He's the inventor of the, um,
the Otis Max.
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It's a vacuum cleaner. I'd be happy
to provide you with one.
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I'm very happy with my
Constellation, thank you very much.
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Though she won't remove that.
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Blood has been spilt on this spot.
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Oxidised haemoglobin is the devil,
all right.
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00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,215
The devil has put it there.
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In 1575, when Sir Simon de
Canterville slayed his wife.
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I'm a man of science, Mrs Umney. I
don't believe in psychic phenomena.
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Ah. Why are we eating in here?
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Well, it turns out Mrs Umney
has ancient territorial rights
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over the kitchen.
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"There be Umneys here as
long as there be Cantervilles."
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After 800 years,
let's hope they know how to cook.
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00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:08,855
Newsflash, this house
comes with a resident ghost.
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00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,775
Yeah, right. What is it?
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He is Sir Simon de Canterville
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who murdered his wife
in the Great Hall in 1575.
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Do you think we'll see him?
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00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,375
Well, there's an argument to support
the theory to supernatural sightings
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that are a result
of electromagnetic fields.
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00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,415
What if they are real? The body of
evidence and the number of people
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who've seen them suggest an above
average level of coincidence.
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00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,455
More likely, they're conjured by
the brain as a subconscious method
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of coping with grief.
Can you pass the potatoes?
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00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,055
I'm afraid you guys aren't going to
be able to convince us on this one.
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You know, I was thinking, Hiram,
we should call in on our neighbours
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of the gypsy camp tomorrow
and introduce ourselves.
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00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:51,335
Dumb Daniel, the suicide skeleton,
always an applause winner,
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00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:55,295
or Marty the Maniac,
the masked mystery.
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00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,895
Ah, Cesspit.
What does thou think?
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00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,655
Would Gaunt Gideon,
the bloodsucker of Bexley Moor,
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bringeth down the house?
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00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,695
I wouldn't wager on it. Oh.
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00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,055
They don't believe in ghosts.
213
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,695
Surely they are afraid
of my reputation.
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00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,895
They are...
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00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:19,135
They believe you to be
an electromagnetic field.
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00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:23,015
What?! They would liken me
to mud and grass?
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00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:27,255
This affront will not go
unpunished.
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00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:33,175
Tell me, Cesspit,
what nightmare haunts their dreams?
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Harm befalling their offspring.
They treat them like maidens.
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Forbidden swordplay,
wrestling and riding.
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Then the mollycoddles
will be first.
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And the role decided.
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Reckless Rupert.
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00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:01,695
Mm-hm. Always goeth down well
with the children in the audience.
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00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:06,695
Oh, it's been a long time,
my friend.
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What say thee to a reprisal
of the headless earl?
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HE LAUGHS
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LAUGHTER ECHOES FAINTLY THEN STOPS
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Patience.
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Hiram and Lucy Otis. Hey.
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We just moved into the Chase.
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Mango Love“.
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The boys from the woods. Oh,
what did they do? I'm so sorry.
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They came in handy
in a fight is all.
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You've been camping here long?
Around 500 years.
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00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,255
Oh, I thought gypsies moved around.
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We don't.
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We're waiting. What for?
We'll know when it comes.
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00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,135
Well, it looks like
you've had some trouble. Aye.
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00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,015
Flooding from the lake.
Well, rather than bailing,
241
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,495
you might want to use the top meadow
as it's sitting empty.
242
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,415
That's Canterville soil.
243
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:24,375
Gypsies have been banned there in
perpetuity. Oh, it's Otis soil now.
244
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,215
Ancl while we may have been tardy,
245
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,495
Americans outlawed segregation
in 1964.
246
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,015
You don't know what you're saying.
247
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,935
Well, I guess I'm saying
this down here is a quagmire.
248
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,735
While up there, ten acres
of prime grazing, better drainage,
249
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,855
better shelter
and access to fresh water.
250
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:45,415
I can run a pipe and connect you
guys to the mains. We're good.
251
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,895
I'm Theo and Frank's mom, Lucy.
ls your mom here?
252
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,615
Maybe I could
introduce myself to her.
253
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,975
Gone. The clay they were born.
254
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,215
Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss.
255
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,175
Maybe sometime you guys
could come over for a play date.
256
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:11,215
It was good to meet you. And if you
change your mind about the field...
257
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,615
You know where we are.
258
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,295
Was the play date too much?
Oh, maybe a little.
259
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,095
What's a play date?
260
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,335
Get back to work.
261
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,335
Hey, Dad. Hey, Dad. Hey!
262
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,775
So what do you think, guys?
263
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,935
Could this be the birthplace
of the next great Otis invention?
264
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,335
Sure. Can we borrow some stuff?
265
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,855
Uh...yeah. Are you going to
tell me what it was for?
266
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,455
We just want to prove
the existence of ghosts.
267
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,295
Right. Well, help yourselves.
Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad.
268
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,855
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
269
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,095
Oh, my goodness, look at this.
270
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:21,535
Oh... I'm guessing an "at home"
isn't the same as a potluck.
271
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,295
Well clone. Complete and utter
social humiliation.
272
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,295
My, my, Miss American Pie.
273
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,095
The Otises, I presume.
274
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,775
I'm Deborah de Canterville.
275
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,135
Someone didn't get the memo
about the dress code.
276
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,335
Oh, thank you for the invitation,
Lady Deborah.
277
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,855
This is a cherry pie.
It's homemade from a family recipe.
278
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,895
How delightfully...American.
279
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,175
I'm sure Cook will be thrilled.
280
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,375
Oh, wow, it's a butler.
281
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,855
Is she rich?
282
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,935
Loaded, apparently. Nice one.
283
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,735
...Featherstonhaugh...
We pronounce it Fanshawe.
284
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,335
Oh, it's a lovely place.
How long have you been here?
285
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,335
Oh, about 1,000 years.
286
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,655
I inherited it from my father,
the eighth Earl.
287
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,375
And your son, Lord Canterville,
lives here as well?
288
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,615
With my grandson, Cecil.
289
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,255
It's no secret that the Chase
was mortgaged to the hilt
290
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,855
after my late husband gambled
the entire Canterville fortune
291
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,135
on a 200-1 outsider at New market.
292
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,655
Goodness. Quite the opposite.
293
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,975
When his horse lost,
he suffered a fatal heart attack.
294
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,255
A blessing, really,
295
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:33,495
as it saved him from living the rest
of his life with the dish on our.
296
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,375
Mummy.
Oh, this must be your son.
297
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,575
I'm afraid so.
298
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,255
This is Mr and Mrs Hee-ram Otis
and daughter.
299
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:47,175
Nice to meet you. Actually,
we pronounce it High-ram. High.
300
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,415
How do you do? Hi.
301
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,735
At least someone has some sense.
Hottest spring in years
302
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,535
and the men melting in penguin
suits. Don't mind if I join you.
303
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,855
Heaven's sakes.
304
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,535
Put it on before everyone else
follows suit.
305
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,935
Ralph Stilton.
This is my sister, Moppy.
306
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,735
And the ugly mug is Cecil Cantwell.
307
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,135
Hello. Again.
308
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,215
I didn't realise you two
were acquainted. We're not.
309
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,015
I saw him riding.
310
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,575
Nice horse. Thanks.
311
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,575
Magnus Opus.
He's a bit of a show off.
312
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,135
That makes two of you, then.
313
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,015
He's just jealous because Cecil's
winner of the Canterville Chase
314
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,775
for the last five years.
Do you ride?
315
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,655
There's a ladies huddle,
if you're up for it.
316
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,695
I'd rather enter the steeplechase.
Isn't open t lady jockeys.
317
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,775
Are they scared
of being beaten by a girl?
318
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,135
For their own protection
as much as anything.
319
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,095
The fences are murderous.
320
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:07,495
How delightfully...English.
321
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,455
BELL TINKLES
Oh, Nosh. Finally.
322
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,135
I could chew the hind leg of a deer.
323
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:28,655
INDISTINCT CHATTER
324
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,975
So what made you choose
our neck of the English woods?
325
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,015
I have a family connection.
My ancestor, Simeon Otis,
326
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,975
was born here before
sailing for the New World.
327
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,775
Hiram is a member of the
Mayflower Society. The whatty?
328
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,135
The descendants of the Puritans.
329
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,655
We persecuted them
in the 17th century. Ah.
330
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,815
It's always been an ambition
to trace my family tree.
331
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,975
But he's not in any records
I could find in the States
332
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,615
so we decided to come here
and track him down in person.
333
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,695
Is he the vacuum salesman?
Guilty as charged, sir,
334
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,215
but I'm taking a break
from the boardroom.
335
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,855
He's working on a new invention.
Well...
336
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,175
Ah, my wife Lucy
is a psychotherapist.
337
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,335
I'm surprised,
given the size of your fortune,
338
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,455
you feel the need
to send your wife out to work.
339
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,215
Well, in America we define ourselves
not by who we are,
340
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,695
but by what we do.
341
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,535
What do you do, Mr, uh...?
342
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,855
Bluey is the Duke of Stilton.
He's...?
343
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,695
Is that another
funny English pronunciation?
344
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,015
Cheese. Blue cheese.
345
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,655
Doesn't matter. I suppose you have
a private jet and a super yacht
346
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,015
and all that malarkey.
347
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,655
Not unless a rather ancient
fishing sloop counts.
348
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,815
LAUGHTER
349
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,935
Shame
350
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,655
Water? Yes.
351
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,975
HE SLURPS
352
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,295
Oh, dear.
353
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,695
He's here.
354
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,815
Fear thee, my pretties.
355
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,855
HE LAUGHS
356
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,655
BOTH: Now!
357
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,055
Over here, Sir Simon. Say cheese.
358
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,255
Goal!
359
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,895
Did you get it?
We got something.
360
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,775
So did you have any more thoughts on
the ladies race? You should enter.
361
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,695
Give my sister some competition.
362
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,615
Like I said, I'd rather enter
the steeplechase.
363
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,655
Not for the ladies. Bluey
should know - he's head steward.
364
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,855
Oh, don't look at me.
365
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,255
The laws were written
when they rode side-saddle.
366
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:58,175
There was I thinking the British
emancipated women in 1918.
367
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,335
They aren't laws,
merely a body of rules. To be laws,
368
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,095
they would have to be decreed
by the British Parliament.
369
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:08,655
I cite by way of example
the 1975 sex discrimination
370
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,335
and the 2006 and 2010 equality acts.
371
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,495
Gini studied at Harvard Law.
Clever girl.
372
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,375
Are you planning on pursuing
your career over here?
373
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,415
She's taking a break from her law
studies while she considers
374
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,895
“QT next CGTQET move.
375
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:32,135
In our day, women didn't have time
for jobs. Did they, Debo?
376
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:37,175
Such a dinosaur, Daddy.
Everyone works these clays.
377
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,455
And what do you do?
378
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,135
I'm a social influencer
and global charity ambassador.
379
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,815
Oh, what charity? Mafricure.
Manicures for Africa.
380
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:50,375
Oh. We collect unwanted nail
varnish, like literally thousands
381
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,735
a year from party bags
and freebies, etc.
382
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:58,335
Then we ship them to women
in remote villages.
383
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,935
Because nail care
isn't just about grooming.
384
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,535
It's about self expression.
385
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:12,095
Ancl even if you lack water,
electricity and stuff,
386
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:17,375
it doesn't mean you can't present
a confident self to the world.
387
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,695
Load of tripe.
388
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,015
I would say I went down well.
389
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,135
It was quite a performance,
390
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:42,215
be it there was some deviation
from the script.
391
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:48,775
Granted, it did require some
improvisation, but I could not know
392
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,215
that they were so a feared
that they would sleep protected.
393
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,255
But thou sawest their faces,
heardst their screams of terror.
394
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:01,295
They were certainly cacophonous.
395
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,295
I brought down the house.
396
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,495
What are you doing?
397
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,735
Preparing for an encore.
398
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:17,975
Perchance tis about time
the spinster and I met.
399
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,255
EXCITED CHATTER
We've got photos!
400
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,135
What are you guys doing up?
Discovery! I'm going to bed.
401
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,375
Night, honey.
402
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,135
Look, look, look.
It looks like a sort of yellow fog.
403
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,495
There will be trouble
if you've been making smoke bombs.
404
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,775
Daddy, tomorrow,
405
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,695
please can we go to the gypsy camp
and get me a horse? Sure.
406
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,975
Start from the beginning. just one
of you talk. Theodore, you first.
407
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,935
He entered in as some kind of fog who formed into a
guy and he took his head off and dropped the head.
408
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,415
And then Frank kicked it. Back in
the net. And then he sort of
409
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,215
just spirited back into fog
and went out the chimney. Hmm...
410
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,655
Well, there's a surprise.
They don't believe us.
411
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,175
No, that's not completely true.
412
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,815
But the subconscious
is a very powerful thing, honey.
413
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,175
Ancl we're living in this big
old house with tales of a ghost.
414
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,495
Sounds like a heck of a tale. So why
don't we talk about it tomorrow?
415
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:06,655
Don't bother. Oh, I told you
they wouldn't believe us.
416
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,855
Are you so sure we
did the right thing? Hmm.
417
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,295
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
418
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,535
Ethelinda.
419
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,455
Morning, Mrs Umney. Morning.
420
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,975
We saw the ghost last night.
421
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,295
But our parents don't
believe in ghosts.
422
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,495
They will. Can you tell us
about Sir Simon?
423
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,175
Was he beheaded?
424
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,615
His bones have never been found.
425
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,175
Legend says that after
he killed his wife,
426
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,535
he stole the family jewels
and attempted to flee,
427
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,775
but he was captured and walled up
alive in a secret priest hole,
428
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,975
along with the treasure...
BOTH: Whoa.
429
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,815
...cursed to lament his wife by day
430
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,975
and haunt the house at night.
431
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,975
So, wait... What's a priest hole?
432
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,895
The Cantervilles were Catholic
during the Reformation.
433
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,695
It was punishable by death.
434
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:24,295
So houses such as this were fitted
with secret rooms and escape routes,
435
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,055
in the event of being raided.
436
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,615
Mrs Umney, are you saying that the
Canterville treasure is still here,
437
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,855
lying undiscovered in
a hidden priest hole?
438
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,015
SHE LAUGHS
439
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,375
You think every square inch
hasn't been searched
440
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,495
by every generation of Cantervilles?
441
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,895
But found it will never be.
442
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,495
We'll see about that.
443
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,815
They're not for sale.
444
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,575
Got them for the Wetherby Auctions.
445
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,655
It sounds like they are for sale,
446
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,615
and for the right price
you could save yourself
447
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,535
a set of feed and transportation
costs.
448
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,095
Is your eye on one? The grey.
449
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,695
He's not broken in.
450
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,855
Won't have anyone but me
on his back.
451
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,135
SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE
452
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,415
HORSE HUFFS
453
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,415
She's quite the horse whisperer.
454
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,335
Let the horse decide.
455
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,735
What's his name?
456
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,895
Pilgrim's Prophecy.
457
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,615
What do you call him?
458
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,775
Jim_
459
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,135
Hey, jim.
460
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,375
HORSE NEIGHS
461
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,015
Whoa, boy. Whoa.
462
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,575
HORSE NEIGHS
463
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,935
Come on, Jim. Come on.
464
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,095
He won't clear that.
465
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,455
Come on,jim.
466
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,975
Whoa. Whoa, boy!
467
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,015
Ah!
468
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,655
Oh, no. Please, no.
469
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,135
Ginny?
470
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,615
No, no, no. Ginny.
471
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,535
No, no, no, no.
Call911.
472
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,255
SHE COUGHS
473
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,815
Oh! Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Don't move.
474
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,815
Does it hurt? Where does it hurt?
I'm fine, Dad. Are you all right? I'm fine.
475
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,055
Hey, honey, maybe you can
choose another one.
476
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,335
There's no need. Said yes.
477
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,735
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
478
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,455
SHE SCREAMS
479
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,855
CROCKERY CRASH ES
480
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,255
Hiram's testing a new stain
remover.
481
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,655
Remarkable, isn't it?
482
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,335
What have you done?
483
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,575
Oh, if you're talking about
the ghost,
484
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,455
eh, I'm sure I'll get over it.
485
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,295
Why don't I fetch a broom?
486
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,895
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
487
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,095
Ruddy Yanks!
488
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,575
Little minx has only sent
in an entry for the Chase,
489
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,455
AND threatened legal action
if we refuse!
490
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,575
What's she riding? Some brute of
a beast, according to Ralph.
491
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,575
Knocking on 17 hands
and holds his own over fences.
492
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,215
He'll give Magnus
a run for his money.
493
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,135
Cec, is it too much to ask
that you show some concern?
494
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,975
A horse is only as good
as its rider.
495
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,175
It's not about winning.
496
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,855
It's about parvenu Americans
thinking they can come over here
497
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,055
and overturn centuries of tradition.
498
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,575
You'll put a stop to it.
499
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,975
Ha! Ran it past the legals,
and there's nothing we can do.
500
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,135
Good grief, Bluey. Your father
flew in the Battle of Britain.
501
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,655
Your ancestor drew up the
battle plans for Waterloo.
502
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,415
I doubt either of them said,
"There's nothing we can do."
503
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,655
You just have to be more inventive.
504
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,895
Canterville Chase is
19,350 square feet.
505
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,575
How long will that take us?
506
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,655
Well, based on 25 square feet a day,
507
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,895
and factoring it to
search to success ratio,
508
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,215
anywhere between an hour
to 800 days.
509
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,695
What are you doing?
510
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,175
Can't you read the sign? What?
511
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,095
"Biohazardous waste."
512
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,695
That you?
513
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,255
They're looking for
the treasure.
514
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,935
By the way, your search area is
less than 10,000 square feet.
515
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,775
It's confined to the Reformation
part of the building.
516
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,655
In the great wing
and the North Tower.
517
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,655
How do you know?
The gypsies built it.
518
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,055
Our ancestor, Peter Lovell,
was master builder.
519
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,495
What do rich boys
want with treasure?
520
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,615
So we can get out of this place
and go home.
521
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,255
Wait, don't go!
522
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,775
The Chase was built by gypsies.
523
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,655
If anyone knows about the priest
hole... Even if someone did,
524
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,215
why would they tell you?
525
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,415
How about we cut you in?
10%.
526
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,455
50. 30, final offer.
527
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,015
Take it or leave it.
528
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,615
Fine. OK, then. 50/50.
529
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,015
CROWD CHATTERS
530
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,375
16lb over.
531
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,015
I'm carrying 15lb.
532
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,975
That makes me Mb under.
533
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,855
You've been awarded a 20lb penalty.
What?
534
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,695
If you have a problem,
take it up with the stewards.
535
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,695
Watch out. This should be good.
536
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:35,095
Horses registered with
professionally licensed trainers
537
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,895
carry a 20lb penalty.
538
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,615
He isn't. I trained him.
539
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:43,135
Django Lovell is licensed
with the Racing Regulatory Board,
540
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:47,375
who are yet to receive documents
for change of ownership.
541
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,255
Until such time, the horse accrues
the stated penalty.
542
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,935
It's all here in black and white, if
you'd like to read the small print.
543
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,695
Section 5, para 7, subsection 3.
544
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,695
Thank you. I will.
545
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,175
Bye-bye, Miss American Pie.
546
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,335
Madam, sir.
547
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,015
10 to 1, Honest Man.
548
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,495
It's just a race.
549
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,935
I hate them. I hate this place.
550
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,135
But the main thing is, you tried,
honey,
551
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,175
and we couldn't be more
proud of you.
552
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,335
And we know you could have
won it bareback, hmm?
553
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,335
Thanks, Dad.
554
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,175
We filed the paperwork.
His Nibs' cousin
555
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,335
is head of the Point-To-Point
Committee. Hmm. Figures.
556
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,575
Now, I'm as good as my word,
557
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,975
but there's no harm
putting it in writing.
558
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,295
What's this?
559
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,295
If the Cantervilles can
ban you in perpetuity,
560
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,255
I can grant you tenancy of ten acres
under the same terms.
561
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,895
It's all there,
signed and notarised.
562
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,335
I told you. Darn right you did.
563
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,095
All this does is entitle you
to change your mind.
564
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,735
My grandmother says you can come
for tea on Wednesday.
565
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,135
OK, we'll be there.
566
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,095
Want to check out the horses? Yeah.
567
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,095
Find us a good spot.
568
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,375
Six runners and riders.
569
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,255
2 to 1 on favourite,
Magnus Opus,
570
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,175
the one to beat today.
571
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,135
Fleeting Interest
and Mucky Duck at 5 to 1.
572
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,735
Honest Man and Archibald House,
12 to 1.
573
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:44,095
Village Drama, the outside chance
at 50 to 1.
574
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,975
And, er... Oh, it looks like
we have a seventh runner.
575
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,815
Number nine, Pilgrim's Prophecy,
576
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,735
who was withdrawn on a penalty
577
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,095
but looks to have re-entered
the race,
578
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,695
without a saddle.
579
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,175
Thank you.
580
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,375
Weight restrictions are
inclusive of tack,
581
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,055
although there's no rule
prohibiting riding bareback.
582
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,735
If you'd like to read the
small print,
583
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,055
section 8, para 12, subsection 6.
584
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,055
Stupid girl.
585
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,935
Looks like she shed
the extra weight.
586
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,095
Give him a view of the fences.
587
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,655
Crikey. Hope the meat wagon's
standing by.
588
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,655
Listen. Well clone, you,
for making your point.
589
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,655
It's not worth breaking
your neck over, though.
590
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,255
Your concern is duly noted.
591
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,615
Hiram! Hiram!
592
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,335
Stop her! And the starter's flag
is up. Right.
593
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,095
And they're off...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
594
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,455
...on the 210th Canterville Chase.
595
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:46,815
Runners heading for the first of
15 fences over 16 furlongs,
596
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,855
and Magnus Opus and Mucky Duck
are among the first to show.
597
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,935
Village drama slowly away.
598
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,575
And as they settle down,
it's Magnus Opus from Mucky Duck.
599
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,655
Need a better view?
600
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,415
Oh! Where are you going?
To get a better view.
601
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,135
What, a better view of our daughter
trying to kill herself?
602
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,575
She's not fallen yet.
603
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,735
ANNOUNCER: Trailing the field
is Pilgrim's Prophecy,
604
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,975
looking a long
way off the early pace
605
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,935
as they approach the first.
606
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,375
And, as they head down the hill,
607
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,015
it's Magnus Opus who just shows
clear of Honest Man.
608
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,375
Mucky Duck a close third.
609
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,975
Nothing between these
three as they hit the second.
610
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,255
ALL: Oh!
611
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,455
Ooh!
612
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,935
Ancl Village Drama is down and has
taken one... No, two down with him.
613
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,455
And there's havoc,
614
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,335
as Pilgrim's Prophecy comes up from
behind and clears it well.
615
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,255
Wonderful Amazon, your girl.
616
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,655
Only four horses left...
617
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,215
She's still on.
618
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,615
Magnus Opus holding the lead.
619
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,815
Honest Man and Mucky Duck
620
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,975
and next behind
is Pilgrim's Prophecy
621
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,535
making steady progress at the back.
622
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,215
Oh, and it looks as if
Honest Man has run out of steam
623
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,535
and out of the race
624
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,335
as the remaining
three reach the ridge.
625
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,055
Move! Get away!
626
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,375
Arghg
627
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,095
HORSE WHINNIES
628
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,015
Urghg
629
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,095
They come down the hill
as they make for the final fence!
630
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,655
There she blows!
631
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,775
You can look now,
she's doing great!
632
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,055
Pilgrim's Prophecy
is making up the distance.
633
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,895
Half a length behind.
634
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,375
Ancl it'd neck and neck now!
635
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,815
Come on, Cecil!
Come on, you can do it!
636
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,975
Magnus Opus first.
637
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,815
Pilgrim's Prophecy and...
638
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,815
by a nose...
639
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,175
in first place on the board
Magnus Opus,
640
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,975
ridden and trained by the
Honourable Cecil Canterville.
641
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,535
In second place, number nine,
Pilgrim's Prophecy,
642
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,695
trained and ridden
by Miss Virginia Otis.
643
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,815
Congratulations.
Well ridden.
644
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,615
Thanks. You know, you would
have beaten me with a saddle.
645
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,535
I'll guess I'll
see you next year, then.
646
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,615
I look forward to it.
647
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,415
And the trophy today awarded
by Lady Deborah Cantewfle
648
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,375
to grandson Cecil
for the sixth year in a row.
649
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,015
APPLAUSE
650
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,855
Well done, Cecil. Thank you.
651
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,775
APPLAUSE
652
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,175
Bravo!
653
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,655
Sorry about back there.
654
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,015
It's Mucky,
he can get a bit bolshie.
655
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,535
It wasn't... It wasn't deliberate.
656
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,495
I hope he's OK.
657
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,255
So, do you play tennis?
658
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,495
Yeah.
659
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,375
Great. Mixed doubles.
Monday, 3:00. Sure.
660
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,295
Ancl the runner-up prize
goes to Miss Virginia Otis.
661
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,535
APPLAUSE
662
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,215
BOTH: USA! USA!
663
00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:01,215
Looks like the Canterville Chase
is now open to lady riders
664
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,615
without saddles.
665
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,215
Congratulations. Thank you.
666
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,615
Picture of the winner
and the runner-up, please?
667
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,735
You don't mind if I borrow
my fiancee for a photo? Sure.
668
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,375
GHOSTLY BREATH
669
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,975
Close the door, hon.
It's freezing.
670
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,495
ICE CRACKLES
671
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,975
I've heard about
the British stiff upper lip,
672
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,575
but all it's giving
me is a stiff upper back.
673
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,015
Ow! Ow, that hurts!
674
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,895
But in a good way.
675
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:02,895
Oh!
676
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,375
Lucy...
677
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,095
Don't move, Hiram.
678
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,935
GHOST GROWLS
679
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,255
OK, buddy.
680
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,975
Lucy-
681
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,535
My name is Lucy.
682
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,895
We mean you no harm.
683
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,775
GHOST GROWLS
Friend.
684
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,255
Do you think he even understands?
685
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,935
I don't know.
Poor guy, he doesn't look too good.
686
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,455
How dare you?!
687
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,095
Could you keep the noise down?
Some of us are trying to..
688
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,535
Good evening.
689
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,015
You must be Sir Simon.
690
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,495
It's nice to meet you.
691
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,335
I guess we owe the boys an apology.
692
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:19,455
Never in an uninterrupted
and brilliant career of 500 years
693
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,575
have I ever been so
GROSSLY INSULTED!
694
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:28,415
And the wretched modern Americans
695
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,575
offer me condolences and friendship.
696
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,455
No ghost in history has
ever been treated in this manner.
697
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,095
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES PLAYS
698
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,135
THUNDER CRACKS
699
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,655
Now they appear
to have offended the ghost.
700
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,695
We welcomed these
people with open arms.
701
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,695
This is how they repay us.
702
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,095
You can hardly call them "open".
703
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,015
Top photo of Cecil and Virginia.
704
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,015
We should get a copy.
705
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,055
Bright side,
706
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,215
at least she didn't win.
707
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,735
They are under the impression
708
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,935
that they lost
the battle but won the war.
709
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,415
Trust me,
710
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,255
this war hasn't even started.
711
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,375
STORM RAGES
712
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,415
The lake burst its banks,
but it looks like the levels moved
713
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,695
up to the north
meadow in the nick of time.
714
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,055
It was quite a storm, huh?
715
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,695
I didn't sleep a wink.
716
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,735
I couldn't stop
thinking about Sir Simon.
717
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,575
Poor guy looks so distressed, Hiram.
718
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,135
Hmm.
719
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,735
Do you think we should send a gift
to apologise for frightening him?
720
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,495
Nice idea, honey.
721
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,455
You know, I think
we were in the eye of it.
722
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,895
The damage isn't as bad as I feared.
723
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,815
# Shelter in the time of storm
724
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,455
# Secure whatever ill betide
725
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,695
# Shelter in the time of storm
726
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:16,575
# Oh, Jesus is a rock
in a weary land
727
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,895
# A weary land
728
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:25,855
# Oh, Jesus is a rock
in a weary land
729
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,455
# Shelter in a time of storm.
730
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:34,335
# No fears alarm, no foes afright
731
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:38,215
# A shelter in the time of storm. #
732
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,495
Lady Deborah.
733
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,295
Delightful sermon
this morning, Reverend.
734
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,815
Although the end dragged.
735
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,815
Please do try to
remember the ten-minute rule.
736
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,815
Oh, dear.
737
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,895
I don't suppose the insurance...
738
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,775
Ghost damage
comes under exclusion clauses.
739
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,855
Curse his bones.
740
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,175
He's obviously not best
pleased with his new incumbents.
741
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,655
Sooner they leave the better.
742
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,375
I couldn't agree more, Elvis.
743
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,895
What on earth can they have
done to offend him, I wonder?
744
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,455
Morning.
745
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,775
Morning, Reverend.
746
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,815
So, how are you finding
England's green and pleasant?
747
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,695
A bit of a culture shock.
748
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,375
I don't expect you'll stick around.
749
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,135
Don't you have
law studies to resume?
750
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,655
Actually, I've decided
I'm not cut out for law.
751
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,535
So what are you
going to do with your life?
752
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,015
You sound like my mom.
753
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,215
You know what mothers are like?
Hardly!
754
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,415
His bolted with a bridge player
for Monte Carlo
755
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,615
and ours upped sticks
to become a Buddhist nun.
756
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,575
The last known location was some
temple near Wat Chiang man,
757
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,375
wherever the blazes that is.
758
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,055
BOTH: Northern Thailand.
759
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,855
Is she coming to the wedding?
760
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,215
HE LAUGHS
761
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,775
I sincerely hope not.
762
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,855
I hesitate to use
the words 'wedding of the year',
763
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,655
but the Prince of Wales is
the guest of hon our.
764
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,615
The last thing I want is a bald
mother-of-the-bride
765
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,495
in an orange
sari ruining photos
766
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:10,175
because literally everyone
who is anyone will be there.
767
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,815
We hope you can come.
768
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,055
Although it will have
to be reception party only
769
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,535
as the chapel only seats 300.
770
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,735
Don't be a numpty!
She can be my plus one.
771
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,855
I wouldn't want to
ruin the seating plan.
772
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,895
The Duke of Stilton, Your Ladysh...
773
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,655
Ruddy man! This is alll need.
774
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,375
What on earth's the matter, Huey'?
775
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,295
You look like a heart attack
in waiting.
776
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,735
Dicky Wales has invited
himself to stay on his way
777
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,095
to Scotland next month.
778
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,295
Bad luck.
He'll drink my best vintages.
779
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,855
Ancl how I'll entertain him
when the shooting season
780
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,055
hasn't even started.
781
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,055
He is rather high maintenance.
Can't you find an excuse?
782
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,175
Hardly.
783
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,495
As my high maintenance
daughter would kill me,
784
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,335
seeing as he
star guests at her wedding.
785
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,535
Rafe seems
smitten with the Otis girl.
786
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,095
He's not the only one smitten.
787
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,655
Have you seen the
way she makes eyes at Cecil?
788
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,855
If we're not careful, none of them
will make a suitable match.
789
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,415
I say, Bluey...
790
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,255
What do you say we kill
two birds with one stone?
791
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,695
CRENQNG
792
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,295
RAT SQUEAKS
793
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,255
Hmm.
794
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,215
Ooh!
795
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:31,415
I didst underestimate them.
796
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,175
So impressed were
they by my performance
797
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,535
they didst leave me a tribute.
798
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,775
They seem strange tributes.
799
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,055
"Dear Sir Simon,
it was a pleasure to meet you,
800
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,175
"and apologies if we alarmed
you at all."
801
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:55,415
"Please accept
these natural remedies."
802
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:00,775
"Which we hope you will
find helpful for your soothing
803
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,335
"rest and relaxation.
804
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,055
"Sincerely, the Otis Family.
805
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,855
UPS“
806
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,255
What does PS mean?
807
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,815
"Given the importance of sleep
to adolescent brain development
808
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,095
"We'd very much appreciate
it if you could limit haunting
809
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,375
to before 11pm."
810
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,815
Urghg
811
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,695
WHALE SONG PLAYS
812
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,695
Hiram?
813
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:36,015
HIRAM SNORES
814
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,615
Do you think that
means he appreciates my gift basket?
815
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,655
At the black moon,
816
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:55,895
when Chanticleer doth sound twice
his merry horn
817
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,375
deeds of blood will be wrought
818
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,975
and murder walk
abroad with silent feet.
819
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,895
I'm not sure if "appreciate"
is the word I'd use.
820
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,575
Death threats from a dead man.
821
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,135
Way to go.
822
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,735
Did you see how he turned brown?
823
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,055
The bath bombs exploded.
They stuck to him.
824
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,815
So? Our ghost isn't an apparition.
He's made of atoms.
825
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,895
Solid matter.
826
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,535
That's an impressive deduction.
827
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,495
Although his molecular make-up
must be considerably lighter
828
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,255
than ours in
order for him to disperse.
829
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,095
You mean he can't just disappear?
830
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,055
Mrs Umney, do you
know who Chanticleer is?
831
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,015
A cursed cockerel.
832
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:59,335
Legend says that if he crows twice
during the midnight hour,
833
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,015
a member of the household will die.
834
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,415
I take it this
theory is tried and tested?
835
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,855
The last time was in 1850,
836
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:10,055
when Lord Mgby Cantewfle
was struck down, aged 29.
837
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,375
How did he die?
838
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,455
Said he was
frightened to death by the ghost.
839
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,535
Well, then, I don't think
we have anything to worry about.
840
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,855
BELL RINGS
841
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:31,135
I suppose they'll redecorate.
842
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,735
Paint everything
the colour of wet cement
843
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,855
and call it
New York chic or some such thing.
844
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,215
I've never been.
845
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,975
Visited the Hamptons a few times.
846
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,015
It's a bit like Cornwall,
but without poor people.
847
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,575
Oh, good morning!
848
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,175
I was just saying how much
I was looking forward to see
849
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,135
what you're going
to do with the decor.
850
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,335
Well, I'll ask
Mrs Umney to fetch us some tea.
851
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,975
Oh, there's no need.
I'll get straight to the point.
852
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,855
Now the Chase is reoccupied.
853
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,255
Bluey thought it might be a good
idea to revive a local tradition.
854
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,415
“Mm!
855
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,055
Didn't you Bluey?
856
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:06,295
The Stilton Canterville
cricket match,
857
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:11,615
established in 1680 by way of
lowering the local murder rate.
858
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:14,335
We fought on opposite sides
in the Civil War.
859
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:18,095
A lot of old scores, dead
bodies piling up everywhere.
860
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,215
Oh...
861
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:21,775
So the families decided
to vent their aggression
862
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,655
on the playing field,
captaining their tenants
863
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,895
in an annual cricket match.
864
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:31,095
Then over the years, it became
the highlight of the social calendar
865
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,095
until the family moved out.
866
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,015
What does this involve?
867
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,255
Oh, nothing onerous.
868
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:40,495
Captain a team from the village and
lay on match refreshments.
869
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,815
Basically, a fun clay out
for the locals and their families.
870
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,455
Oh, we'll do it!
Oh, splendid!
871
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,055
It will be huge fun.
872
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,655
Morning. Morning.
873
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,535
Well, thank you for coming.
874
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,935
'Bye.
875
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,815
We've been wanting to
get to know the locals better.
876
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,855
Hiram, is now a
good time to point out
877
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,215
you know absolutely
nothing about cricket?
878
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,695
It can't be that
different from baseball.
879
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:10,895
Ancl the boys can join in.
880
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,135
I guess I just can't help feeling
that woman is up to something.
881
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:21,575
You want to find the
lost treasure of the Cantervilles?
882
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,615
So what makes
you think you'll succeed
883
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,855
when so many others
before you have failed?
884
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:32,215
Maybe they didn't ask the
right questions to the right people.
885
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:36,895
Ask your questions.
886
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,175
Well, the gypsies
built Canterville Chase,
887
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,055
so they must have
built the priest hole.
888
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,255
They never finished building it.
889
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,735
They had a falling out with
Lorcl Henry
890
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,255
and were banished
from Canterville soil.
891
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,415
Why doesn't the ghost leave?
892
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,815
Spirits can't roam.
893
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,975
They need to be within
reach of their earthly bones
894
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,175
to recharge their energy.
895
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,855
Oh, like a vampire's coffin.
896
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,055
Like a battery.
897
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,975
He died unshriven,
898
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,215
denied divine mercy.
899
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,175
Ancl so cursed to limbo,
900
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,495
was trapped inside the walls
of his own house.
901
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,655
Just one more thing, ma'am.
902
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,895
Do you know what a black moon is?
903
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:26,055
Rare nights when
the sky is completely black
904
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,975
and spirits are
at the most powerful.
905
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,215
TELEPHONE RINGS
906
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,575
Canterville Chase.
907
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,415
One moment.
908
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,735
Buckingham Palace, madam.
909
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,375
Lucretia Otis.
910
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,575
Commander Tommy Tiverton.
911
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:00,055
Personal Private Secretary to His
Royal Highness, the Prince of Wales.
912
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:04,295
Oh, I'm afraid you
must have the wrong number.
913
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,575
Mrs Hiram Otis?
Yes. Excellent.
914
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:11,255
Ancl may I start by extending His
Royal Highness' thanks for hosting,
915
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,655
so if we can talk
lists of requirements
916
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,495
and security arrangements,
917
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,135
and there'll probably
be a small press presence,
918
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,375
but we'll deal with that.
919
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,455
The Prince Richard?
920
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,255
Yes, Hiram,
the heir to the British throne.
921
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,775
Buckingham Palace are keen
to firm up the details
922
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,335
of the itinerary, given that he is
president of the MCC
923
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,895
and looking forward to a
stonking match.
924
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,855
I guess it will be one to tell
the grandchildren.
925
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:39,095
How the English gave the Americans a
public whooping?
926
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,455
You know, I knew that woman was up
to something.
927
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,335
This isn't a friendly
for the locals.
928
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:47,695
This is the social event of the year
and we're the entertainment.
929
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,615
Please tell me we have a team.
930
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,175
Hi there.
931
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:00,815
Morning.
932
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,815
Morning.
933
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,215
Hiram Otis.
934
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:13,055
I've recently moved...
I know who you are.
935
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,415
Wonderful store.
936
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,015
Least you get Wi-Fi in the village.
937
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,815
We don't any more.
938
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,615
The mast blew down the other night.
939
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,055
Oh, it was quite a storm, huh?
940
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,895
Hasn't met a storm like that in
25 years.
941
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:26,895
Hmm.
942
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,975
I don't know if you've heard,
but we're reviving the...
943
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,055
Oh, looks like you've heard.
944
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,855
In that case, I'm some players
short of a cricket team.
945
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,735
Is there some place I can put
a sign up sheet?
946
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,015
Try the church notice board.
947
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,575
Church notice...
948
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,335
Thank you for your help.
949
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,415
SHEEP BLEATING
950
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,255
OK. What do we know?
951
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,055
One, the ghost must return to his
bones to recharge.
952
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:04,415
And two, he's appearing at the next
black moon. Next Friday.
953
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,935
Exactly.
954
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,415
So why don't we follow him
back to his priest hole?
955
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,135
How can we follow someone
who can vanish through walls?
956
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,135
Because he can't go through solid
objects. He's made of atoms.
957
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,015
He skips through cracks
in the house.
958
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,135
So?
959
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:21,775
So...we can track and trace him.
960
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,455
Fast release.
961
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,095
Lovely day.
962
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:33,255
Oh, it's nice to see a
friendly face.
963
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,775
I'm not exactly top of the polls
round here.
964
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,095
It's the storm.
965
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,775
They took quite a battering.
966
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,695
Well, you can hardly blame
an American for the British climate.
967
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,295
Actually, they blame the ghost.
968
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,175
They only blame you by association.
969
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,055
Now, that's funny you mentioned
a ghost.
970
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,095
There's nothing funny about
Sir Simon.
971
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,575
He's a particularly
malevolent spirit.
972
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,495
Been causing localised storms
for centuries.
973
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,095
Gathered you'd reinstated the match.
974
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,255
I don't suppose any Cantervilles
are able to volunteer.
975
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,575
Cecil's playing for the
Stilton team,
976
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,815
under pain of death from Moppy.
977
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,015
And I'm booked in for a
knee replacement.
978
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,415
Oh.
979
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,295
But let me know if you need
any help on the coaching side.
980
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,815
I may hold you to that.
981
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,815
So how about we transfer
our baseball skills
982
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,135
to the cricket pitch?
983
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,655
Frank used to be champion
Little League pitcher
984
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,295
before the...incident.
985
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,375
Ancl Theo... Has octopus hands and
two left feet.
986
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,695
We'd never win.
987
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,855
It's not about winning, it's about
playing the game.
988
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,495
What's in it for us?
989
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,495
Honour and glory, Theodore.
990
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,095
What about Ginny?
991
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,975
I can't even play baseball.
992
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,335
I'll be first aider.
993
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,495
LUCY: Oh, good.
994
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,535
Well, since you got some
time on your hands...
995
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,215
Look, I've got you these brochures.
996
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:52,815
Oxford and Cambridge do some
excellent law conversion courses.
997
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,295
Actually, I was thinking I could
help Dad with his genealogy project.
998
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:57,695
I'd like that very much.
999
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,375
Great. Then I'll get on it tomorrow.
1000
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,775
You'll need to go to Fanshawe.
1001
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:05,015
The Cantervilles took the archives
with them when they moved out.
1002
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:10,855
Straight up, I think we may have
inadvertently offended him.
1003
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,055
I'm guilty myself.
1004
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,575
40 years ago, on my arrival
as a young curate,
1005
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,535
I attempted an exorcism on
Sir Simon.
1006
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,215
He found my delivery so offensive
that he...
1007
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:26,055
he...he stuck skeletal fingers
down my throat
1008
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,375
and s-strangled my Adam's apple.
1009
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,615
Oh. m'!-
1010
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,135
Then he whipped up a storm
which brought the belfry down.
1011
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,775
Took three years to gain the trust
of the village after that,
1012
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:40,055
and f-f-five years of speech therapy
before I could deliver a sermon.
1013
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:43,175
Hmm.
1014
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,375
Well, the reason I'm here...
1015
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:49,655
May I introduce Mr Django Lovell,
roofing specialist.
1016
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,655
Reverend.
1017
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,095
There's been so much storm damage
over the years,
1018
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,895
it's like an over-darned sock.
1019
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:00,455
Economic long term solution
is to replace the entire roof.
1020
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,295
You're preaching to the converted,
1021
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:05,095
but there are only so many
bring-and-buy sales a parish can hold.
1022
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:09,295
Well, it was caused by my sitting
tenant, so that'd be on me.
1023
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,055
I'm... I'm overwhelmed.
1024
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:15,015
The timing couldn't be better as the
future supreme governor
1025
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,855
of the Church of England is doing a
drive by on his way to the match.
1026
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,415
I see you put a sign up sheet
on the notice board.
1027
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,255
Let's just say it hasn't
exactly been a stampede.
1028
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,055
I'm sure once news of your largesse
gets out...
1029
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,255
I'd rather it didn't,
if you don't mind.
1030
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:31,215
As my grandfather always
said, "|t ain't charity
1031
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:32,735
"when you help yourself."
1032
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,855
WATER DRIPPING
1033
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,935
BELL RINGS
1034
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,535
Good afternoon.
1035
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,775
Lord Canterville said you'd be
expecting me.
1036
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,655
Follow me, Miss.
1037
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,015
Hello there.
1038
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,815
My dad's researching his
family tree,
1039
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,735
and your dad kindly gave him
access to the estate records.
1040
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,375
Which is why I'm here, on behalf
of my father,
1041
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,295
for purposes of research.
1042
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,855
Thanks, Dan by. I've got this.
1043
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:16,855
Follow me.
1044
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,575
HEY, GUYS, what's up?
1045
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,935
Oh, hey, Dad. Can we borrow
some stuff?
1046
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,535
Sure. Help yourselves.
1047
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,455
What's that?
1048
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,335
That's the Cytronic
Stain Remover.
1049
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:30,495
Ah.
1050
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,415
It's a vacuum cleaner for stains.
1051
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,175
That's like home technology mixed
with cybertronics.
1052
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,055
Way to go, Theo.
1053
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:38,855
It's quite revolutionary.
1054
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,815
At least it will be if I can get
it to work.
1055
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,655
Hmm.
1056
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,495
DISTANT CHATTERING
1057
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,375
HAMMERING
1058
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,495
Good morning, Lady D-D-Deborah.
1059
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,415
Good morning.
1060
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,495
I see you found a benefactor.
1061
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,255
An extremely generous,
anonymous benefactor
1062
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,215
who's funding the complete
replacement of the roof.
1063
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,215
The whole shebang?
1064
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,455
Who on earth could possibly
afford to...?
1065
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,775
He made me swear to secrecy.
1066
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,975
Hiram Otis?
1067
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,495
Although good deeds do have a way
of getting out.
1068
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,335
But not for me.
1069
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,495
Us.
1070
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:23,815
Neither of us want to be guilty
of betraying a confidence.
1071
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,255
Trust me,
they won't hear it from me.
1072
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,575
KNOCKING ON DOOR
1073
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,815
Thought you may be in need
of a cuppa.
1074
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,815
What is it with the English and tea?
1075
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,175
It isn't just a beverage.
1076
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,735
For we English,
1077
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:45,575
no six words can convey such
multitude of meaning as
1078
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,455
"Shall I put the kettle on?"
1079
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,975
It's a ritual and a metaphor
1080
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,015
for welcome,
1081
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,855
celebration,
1082
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,775
condolence,
1083
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,375
and aP0l°9Y-
1084
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,975
I could do with some of
its superpowers.
1085
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,655
I'm sorry,
1086
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:14,495
but Jeremiah and Sarah Otis had nine
children born between 1568 and 1579,
1087
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,055
but none of them named Simeon.
1088
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:21,255
And the only birth recorded
in 1575 was a girl.
1089
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,695
Hephzibah Otis, born July, 1575,
1090
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,055
four months before Simeon, which...
1091
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,895
It's biologically impossible.
1092
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,455
Mm-hm.
1093
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,055
Hmm.
1094
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,975
Well, you spend your whole life
thinking you're someone
1095
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,455
only to find out perhaps
you're not.
1096
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,375
What about Simeon's sketchbooks?
1097
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,575
Proof he was born and raised
in Canterville.
1098
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,095
Yeah. Maybe he's a relative, a
nephew perhaps.
1099
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:47,295
Or a criminal fleeing the country
under a false identity.
1100
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,855
Nice, Frank.
1101
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,895
There are shelves of estate records.
1102
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,655
There must be mention
of him somewhere.
1103
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,815
And if there is, I'll find him.
1104
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,335
Thanks, Ginny.
1105
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,175
How were the match entertainments?
1106
01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,895
Well, not very entertaining.
1107
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:03,015
According to Mrs Umney,
it's just tea and sandwiches.
1108
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,295
Although she has offered her scout
a cappella choir
1109
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:06,815
to sing the national anthem.
1110
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,415
LUCY CHUCKLES
1111
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:10,295
How's a cricket team coming
together?
1112
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,055
WIND GUSTS
1113
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:23,935
Are you all right?
1114
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,895
Pardon me for saying,
but you don't look well.
1115
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,535
I'm hurried, rude, vulgar
and dishonest.
1116
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,975
Family is to blame.
1117
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,495
A tad hypocritical when making
death threats
1118
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:43,815
is hardly polite, or trying
to terrorise people.
1119
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,935
It is the reason for my existence.
1120
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,895
To lament by clay
and haunt by night.
1121
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:54,455
Then forgive me for asking
the obvious question,
1122
01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:55,775
but why don't you just leave?
1123
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,815
Because of this.
1124
01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,295
I don't know what it means.
1125
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,015
I am cursed.
1126
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:04,375
I cannot weep for my sins
for I have no tears,
1127
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,815
nor plead for my soul because I have
no faith.
1128
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:13,055
Thus, I am to...await the arrival
of a golden child
1129
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:17,415
who shalt plead my case before the
Angel of Death.
1130
01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:24,295
Ancl shouldst he show mercy,
I will pass to the garden of rest.
1131
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:28,855
Then the house of life and the
house of death shall reunite
1132
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,775
and peace shall come to Canterville.
1133
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,175
And until then?
1134
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:40,975
I am trapped in...perpetual unrest.
1135
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,375
But that's so...so unjust.
1136
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,135
LUCY: Ginny, who are you talking to?
1137
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:47,615
Uh, no-one.
1138
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,775
Good morning, Elvis.
1139
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,335
Morning.
1140
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,895
Goodness, this is exciting.
1141
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,415
Quite the mystery.
1142
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:07,135
Although one can't help but wonder
at the coincidence.
1143
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,655
Coincidence?
1144
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,095
Well, that this act of munificence
should happen
1145
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,375
right before Prince Richard's visit.
1146
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,135
Just between us,
1147
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,375
I believe he is very well known
1148
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:23,375
for his anonymous
charitable gestures.
1149
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,895
Anyway, I expect we'll never
find out.
1150
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,615
Morning.
1151
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:31,695
Morning.
1152
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,095
BELL TOLLS
1153
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,695
COCKEREL CALLS
1154
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:53,095
It's a fine nocturn,
1155
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:59,655
my proud young Struttercombe.
1156
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:00,935
NOW!
1157
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,175
0w!
1158
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,055
Oh!
1159
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,175
LUCY: What in...!
1160
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,935
Hiram, they have paintball guns!
1161
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,575
You could've taken someone's
eye out.
1162
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,215
What on earth were you doing?
1163
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,655
GINNY: Tormenting the ghost.
Can't you be nice?
1164
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:15,935
Well, where did the paint go?
1165
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:17,055
It stuck to the ghost.
1166
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,855
|t's...|t's like dye packs that they
use in bank robberies.
1167
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:20,935
What kind of paint?
1168
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,375
Powder mixed with ultraviolet,
1169
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,575
so that we can track him
back to the priest hole.
1170
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,815
Atta boy. See, now, that is
very... Hiram.
1171
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:29,015
Hmm? Right. Yeah.
1172
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:30,735
Time to call it a night.
1173
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,815
Go to bed.
1174
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,855
Are you asleep?
1175
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,015
Let's go.
1176
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:52,495
SNORING
1177
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,295
We need to go down.
1178
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:02,415
Perdition sees this pustulous
prince of poultry.
1179
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,935
I did mention he was unreliable.
1180
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,975
I heard talking.
1181
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,695
Is this your pet?
1182
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,215
Hello.
1183
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:15,055
Aren't you sweet.
1184
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,815
Is she a simpleton?
1185
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,615
Very possibly.
1186
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,375
It is my familiar.
1187
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:21,495
Cesspit.
1188
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:25,575
I canst assure you he is aught
but confection.
1189
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:28,855
400 years I have endured
his prattergabble.
1190
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,055
Feels like a thousand.
1191
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:34,535
I thank the not to interrupt
my conversement.
1192
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:37,535
Is he talking to you?
1193
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,495
For my sins,
1194
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,535
he rarely desists.
1195
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,695
A vexatious vermin bound
to me in limbo.
1196
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,055
Bound?
1197
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,375
As in a legal contract?
1198
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:52,175
Why ist a female speaking
of jurisprudence?
1199
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,015
I studied law for a while.
HE SCOFFS
1200
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,615
Women are not permitted
to study the law.
1201
01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:59,135
Times have moved on.
1202
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:01,455
Women can do everything men do now.
1203
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:04,815
Ancl their menfolk suffer it?
1204
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:07,815
Has it occurred she could be
the one?
1205
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:10,015
Jabbernole.
1206
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:14,055
I await a golden girl, not a pitch
haired spinster past her prime.
1207
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,935
I'm 22.
1208
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:17,095
As I said.
1209
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,735
The meaning is open
to interpretation.
1210
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,735
Or must we wait till your bones
crumble in the dust?
1211
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:27,775
I suppose aught is preferable to thy
noxious chittering.
1212
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,175
Madam...
1213
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:37,855
...wouldst thy do thyself the hon our
to be mine advocate?
1214
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:41,055
Convince the Angel of Death to show
you mercy? Mm.
1215
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,535
What if I fail?
1216
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:46,375
I am sentenced to the garden
of unrest
1217
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,615
whence there is no
love nor reconciliation.
1218
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:50,815
I can't. Hmm.
1219
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,095
I already destroyed a life.
1220
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:57,175
I won't risk destroying your death.
1221
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,295
Ah.
1222
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,495
What are you doing?
1223
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,415
Tracking the ghost.
1224
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,815
He went this way.
1225
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,975
Oh, can't you leave the
poor man alone?
1226
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,415
What's under here?
1227
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,855
Gotcha!
1228
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:13,455
We found this in the library.
1229
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:14,815
This can't be right.
1230
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,015
I mean, look, here's the
tapestry room,
1231
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,375
and there's nothing underneath.
It's solid ground.
1232
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,055
If there is a priest hole
underneath, they're hardly likely
1233
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,335
to put it on a plan and stick it in
the library.
1234
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,615
This isn't the master plan,
1235
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,895
but the builders must have had one.
1236
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,495
Peter Lovell's box.
1237
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,255
He was master builder of the Chase.
1238
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:35,575
His original plans should
be in there.
1239
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,535
Do you think we could have a
look at them?
1240
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,335
DOG WHIMPERS
1241
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:41,495
Any luck with the elusive Simeon?
1242
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:42,735
None so far.
1243
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:45,975
But I found a mention of his alleged
father, Jeremiah.
1244
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,095
Here are the
Canterville records.
1245
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,575
"4th of December, 1575,
1246
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:56,815
"Jeremiah Otis fined one shilling
for poaching."
1247
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:59,095
I wouldn't advertise the fact
you're descended
1248
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,215
from criminal ancestry
if I were you.
1249
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,935
Cecil, your fiancee's here.
1250
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,175
Right.
1251
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:08,815
Thanks. I'll...
1252
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:10,455
I should be going, too.
1253
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:13,335
Thank you for having me,
Lady Deborah.
1254
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:14,775
I'll see you out.
1255
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,495
Give my regards to your parents.
1256
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:23,375
Everyone is really looking forward
to the cricket tomorrow.
1257
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,495
It promises to be so entertaining.
1258
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,775
Is something the matter?
1259
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,895
She seems strangely familiar.
1260
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,015
Not strange at all. There's a
portrait of her at Canterville.
1261
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:40,615
She was Lady Eleanor Fanshawe
before her marriage to Sir Simon.
1262
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,775
The murdered wife.
1263
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,735
Died 1576.
1264
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:48,295
Isn't that a year after Sir Simon
was supposed to have murdered her?
1265
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,535
So says the legend.
1266
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:53,175
The truth is far more mundane.
1267
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:56,335
Brain dropsy induced by melancholia,
1268
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,135
according to the records
at the time.
1269
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,855
Yet another Fanshawe woman who made
the mistake
1270
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:05,015
of marrying a Canterville.
1271
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,415
No, not there. There. There.
1272
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:23,015
Mrs Otis, Commander Tiverton.
1273
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,015
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
1274
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,455
Sorry, but what is all this?
1275
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:29,735
Yes. The powers that be felt
it was worthy of coverage
1276
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:32,135
clue to the special relationship.
1277
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:35,375
Hands across the pond and all that.
PHONE VIBRATES
1278
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:36,535
Excuse me.
1279
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,095
Good afternoon, sir.
1280
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:44,335
Well, yes, as fortune fairs,
she's right here.
1281
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:46,015
It's the American ambassador.
1282
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,015
Just wants to wish you luck.
1283
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:51,495
Lucrezia Otis.
1284
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,015
Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
1285
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,175
We'll do our best to fly the flag.
1286
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,575
We will. Goodbye.
1287
01:16:58,600 --> 01:16:59,655
All right.
1288
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:02,215
OK, so it looks like it's just us.
1289
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,495
I might have a gammy knee,
but I should be able to hit
1290
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:07,655
a couple of balls. Oh.
1291
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,215
It's only me, I'm afraid.
1292
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,495
Tried to garner support, but subtext
is not really their strong point.
1293
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,975
Thank you, Reverend.
OK, so we're eight now.
1294
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,455
That's 9.09% better than seven.
1295
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:21,815
We're still three players short.
We'll never win.
1296
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:23,615
This isn't about winning.
1297
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,535
This isn't even about playing
the game.
1298
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,295
It's about losing with as much
dignity as possible.
1299
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:35,455
FAN FARE
1300
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,415
How are you, Clarice?
1301
01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,655
Livid. Who could blame you?
1302
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:12,175
Your hostess, Mrs Lucretia Otis
from Boston, USA.
1303
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:15,135
Oh, is this how you play cricket
over there?
1304
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:16,895
Well, in the spirit of detente,
1305
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:20,095
we decided to add an American
flavour to the festivity.
1306
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,295
Oh. Your Royal Highness.
1307
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:33,095
Cecil, Deborah Canterville's
grandson.
1308
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,495
Cecil, good to see you.
1309
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:37,815
Are you sure about the opposition?
1310
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:40,295
Is that it?
Appears to be, Your Highness.
1311
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,695
Oh.
1312
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:46,975
SUNG TO TUNE OF GOD SAVE THE KING:
CHOIR: # Long live...
1313
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,495
Have they forgotten the words?
1314
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:55,375
# With freedom's holy light
1315
01:18:55,400 --> 01:19:00,415
# To sing with heart and voice
1316
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:05,895
# Praise God, our king. #
1317
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:13,735
Very good.
APPLAUSE
1318
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:16,095
Good luck, chaps.
1319
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,535
All right.
Let's see what they're made of.
1320
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,335
Oh, how marvellous.
1321
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:21,735
Which one's which?
1322
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:27,055
Go, Canterville!
1323
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:30,695
Come on! Go, Cantervilles!
1324
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:31,975
Pitch it up.
1325
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,215
Catch it!
1326
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,495
Do you like cricket?
1327
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:56,415
Until a few weeks ago,
I knew nothing about it.
1328
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:59,855
But since then,
I've grown to genuinely detest it.
1329
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,455
Oh, snap.
1330
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,815
Oh, I had my clay all planned
1331
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:07,695
catching up on this week's
Cash In The Attic.
1332
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,815
I should never have let
my husband talk me into this.
1333
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,255
I know the feeling.
1334
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,055
You've got this!
1335
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:24,335
Catch it!
1336
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,495
Heads up.
Poor Dad.
1337
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:38,935
Oh, hopeless.
They don't have the numbers to cope.
1338
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,735
It's quite fun, really.
1339
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,255
Which one's which?
1340
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:44,895
Chin up.
1341
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,535
Come on, Cecil!
1342
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,055
Cecil, yes.
1343
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:54,855
Cecil's coming on.
1344
01:20:58,480 --> 01:21:00,015
Catch it!
1345
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,135
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1346
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,295
What's happening?
1347
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:09,135
Seems young Cecil's decided
to even up the teams, ma'am.
1348
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,735
Very sporting.
1349
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:12,535
Top chap you've got there.
1350
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:15,015
Yay Cecil! Yay!
1351
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,775
Stupid boy.
1352
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:19,855
Would you like some popcorn?
1353
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,215
Why?
1354
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:23,535
It's traditional
at American sporting events. Oh.
1355
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:25,735
I find it helps with the boredom.
1356
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:30,055
Cecil, get in close.
Forward short leg. Good call. Yeah.
1357
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,095
Put him off.
1358
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,415
Come on, then.
1359
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:47,695
Here we go, Canterville.
1360
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:55,215
CROWD GAS PS
1361
01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:57,575
Oh, I say! Oh, no!
1362
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,975
That's going to hurt it, isn't it?
1363
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:03,295
Can someone do something?
1364
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:05,055
Yo. How are you?
1365
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,535
I'm OK. Sure?
1366
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:09,255
Are you all right?
1367
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:10,975
Are you all right?
1368
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,575
I'm fine. Good to go.
1369
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,095
Oh, he's good to go.
1370
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:16,695
He's good to go.
1371
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:19,295
Dad? You're going nowhere.
1372
01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:21,175
You did us proud,
but your match is over.
1373
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,535
Captain's orders.
1374
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:29,695
APPLAUSE
1375
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,655
What's happening, Tommy?
1376
01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,295
We're halfway through the match,
ma'am.
1377
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,775
The Cantervilles are batting next.
1378
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,535
I don't fancy their chances.
1379
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:42,775
Thank you, Tommy.
1380
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:47,015
I hope you didn't give up the law
to go into medicine.
1381
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,815
Honey!
1382
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:50,095
Why did you give it up?
1383
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,535
The real reason.
1384
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,295
I wanted to make a difference.
1385
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:00,135
Turns out I did.
1386
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:01,855
Only not for the better.
1387
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:10,095
I was interning for a nonprofit,
preparing for a big appellate case.
1388
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,295
Can I have that in British?
1389
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:16,135
A charity investigating
miscarriages of justice.
1390
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:21,935
Kayla was an 18-year-old accused
of killing her stepfather.
1391
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,295
It was clear self-defence,
but the prosecution pressed
1392
01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:29,055
for first-degree murder,
and it wasn't looking good...
1393
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:34,175
...until| found
an unused legal precedent.
1394
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:35,575
So, what happened?
1395
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,895
I made a mistake with the evidence.
1396
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:44,015
It was minor, but enough
to get the whole argument
1397
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:48,695
declared inadmissible and threw
into doubt the line of defence.
1398
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:53,615
Kayla was found guilty and sentenced
to life without parole.
1399
01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:58,615
18 years old, and she'll spend
the rest of her life in prison
1400
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,215
because of me.
1401
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,495
You can't let one mistake
destroy your future.
1402
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,255
You sound like my mother.
1403
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:08,775
At least you didn't bolt
when you were in nappies.
1404
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:11,455
I'm sorry.
1405
01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:15,015
That was super tactless.
1406
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,255
It's OK.
1407
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:18,975
I barely remember her.
1408
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:21,815
Except she smelled of freesias.
1409
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:26,175
I've always hated
the smell of freesias.
1410
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:34,775
What do you want out of life?
1411
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,255
I don't want my epitaph to read,
1412
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:39,815
"Here lies Cecil Canterville,
1413
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:43,175
"born with a silver spoon
in his mouth." Hmm.
1414
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:46,975
I want to change the way Featherstonhaugh
has been run for centuries.
1415
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,975
Green agriculture.
1416
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,335
Renewable energy sources.
1417
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:54,015
Permaculture, aquaponics
and hydroponics.
1418
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,855
Crop rotation and polycultures.
1419
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:58,055
Sorry.
1420
01:24:58,080 --> 01:24:59,815
I sound a right bore.
1421
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:02,935
What's next for you?
1422
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,455
That's the million-dollar question.
1423
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:12,335
Feeling better?
1424
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:22,135
Remember, we're three players short,
so make every ball count.
1425
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,175
Hiram andjango in first,
1426
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:26,335
followed by me,
then Reverend Dampier,
1427
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,135
Frank, Patience, Theo and Charity.
1428
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:30,375
All right?
1429
01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:31,775
Go on!
1430
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:33,695
THEY CHEER
1431
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:46,415
CROWD GROAN
1432
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,015
Good try, Dad.
1433
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,975
Good luck.
1434
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:56,295
Wish I understood the rules more,
Tommy.
1435
01:25:56,320 --> 01:26:00,215
Canterville need 91 runs with
their best batsman injured, ma'am.
1436
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:01,935
Thank you, Tommy.
1437
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:03,695
Hardly much of a contest.
1438
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:06,615
It is rather embarrassing.
1439
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,575
You've got this!
1440
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,455
They're on the brink
of a batting collapse.
1441
01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:21,415
It's all over before it started.
1442
01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:22,815
Not quite.
1443
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,375
Sorry we're late.
1444
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,695
It took me a while
to round everyone up.
1445
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:35,375
Oh, God bless you, Elvis.
1446
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,215
Your arrival couldn't be
more timely.
1447
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:38,975
I was just going in. Ah.
1448
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:09,695
What's happening, Tommy?
1449
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:11,855
That's the village cavalry out.
Oh, bravo.
1450
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:13,615
Down to the last three batsmen now.
1451
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,135
Well, we went out fighting.
1452
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:17,615
You've got this!
1453
01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:22,815
Run! Run! Quick!
1454
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,215
Oh, dear. Poor chap has
run his brother out.
1455
01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:30,655
Yeah, right, octopus hands.
1456
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:32,575
It's down to Charity and Theo now.
1457
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:36,255
Six balls remaining, and they need
seven runs to win the match.
1458
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:39,375
Well, that sounds achievable.
Oh, I wouldn't get your hopes up.
1459
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,895
Last two are usually last
for a reason.
1460
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:52,335
Nice!
1461
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:53,575
Run!
1462
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:56,375
This came at the post office.
1463
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,735
Special delivery.
1464
01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:59,455
Looked important, so...
1465
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:01,855
Hmm, thank you.
1466
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:11,855
Nice!
1467
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:13,215
Run!
1468
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:19,215
Reminds me of the Ashes in 1981.
Last ball, ma'am.
1469
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:21,015
And Canterville need to hit a four.
1470
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:22,775
It's actually rather thrilling.
1471
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,455
SHE LAUGHS GLEEFULLY
1472
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,215
He's done it!
1473
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:40,335
CHEERING
1474
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,935
Oh, bravo!
1475
01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:46,855
Jolly well played!
1476
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:54,655
That was amazing!
1477
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:56,255
You guys did great.
1478
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:06,815
You've more than clone your bit.
1479
01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:08,775
I'm sure you don't need to stay.
1480
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:10,695
He can phone ahead
and tell this cook
1481
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:11,975
to have something waiting.
1482
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,695
Not ruddy likely!
1483
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:16,815
Looks like the party's
just getting started.
1484
01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:18,935
WALKING ON SUNSHINE PLAYS
1485
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:28,015
# I used to think maybe you loved me
1486
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:30,175
# Now, baby, I'm sure
1487
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:38,855
# And I just can't wait till the day
when you knock on my door
1488
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:45,215
# Now, every time I go
for the mailbox
1489
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:47,695
# Gotta hold myself down
1490
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:50,855
Oh, bravo!
1491
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:53,895
# And I just can't wait
till you write me
1492
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,015
# You're coming round
1493
01:29:58,600 --> 01:30:01,455
# I'm walking on sunshine
1494
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:05,655
# Whoa-oh-oh,
I'm walking on sunshine
1495
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:07,255
# Whoa-oh-oh
1496
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:10,055
# I'm walking on sunshine
1497
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:11,655
# Whoa-oh-oh
1498
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,455
# It's time to feel good
1499
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:16,095
# Ooh, yeah
1500
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:17,815
# It's time to feel good
1501
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:22,935
# It's time to feel good
1502
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:24,415
# Mm-hm... #
1503
01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:27,415
MUSIC CONTINUES OUTSIDE
1504
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:38,055
CLOCK TICKS
1505
01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:58,735
MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYS
1506
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:36,335
MEDIEVAL MUSIC ENDS
1507
01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:38,615
CLOCK TICKS
1508
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:44,175
WALKING ON SUNSHINE CONTINUES
1509
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:50,575
# And I don't want to spend
my whole life
1510
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:52,935
# just a-waiting for you
1511
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,375
# I don't want you back
for the weekend
1512
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:01,975
# Not back for a day
1513
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:10,255
# Baby, I just want you back
and I want you to stay
1514
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:15,215
# I'm walking on sunshine
1515
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:16,815
# Whoa-oh-oh
1516
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:19,735
# I'm walking on sunshine
1517
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:21,375
# Whoa-oh-oh
1518
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:24,055
# I'm walking on sunshine
1519
01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:25,815
# Whoa-oh-oh
1520
01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:27,695
# And don't it feel good
1521
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:30,455
# Ooh, yeah
1522
01:32:30,480 --> 01:32:32,335
# It's time to feel good
1523
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,615
# Now every time I go
for the mailbox
1524
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,735
# Gotta hold myself down
1525
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:47,335
# Cos I just can't wait
till you write me
1526
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:49,455
# You're coming around
1527
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:54,455
# I'm walking on sunshine... #
1528
01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:56,615
MUSIC BECOMES DISTORTED
1529
01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:59,015
LOUD RINGING IN EARS
1530
01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:09,535
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