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https://twitter.com/kaboomskull

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Why? We did everything!

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Okay, so check it out.

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are, like,

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the best movies
in the last 30 years.

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Did you see Kevin Costner?
He's a fucking merman!

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Did you see the fucking things
behind his ears?

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I mean,
that's where the gills were.

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You know that, right?
He was, like, half fish.

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is '80s.

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Dune.

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And also no Sting in...
It's a thong.

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It's like a space thong.

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Space thong?
You guys talking about Sting?

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You know what Sting does?

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Are you aware of this?
I don't know if you know this.

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He delivers albums.

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Where's my fucking record,
Grohl?

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It's all up here.

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- Oh, is it?
- Yeah, it's all up here.

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And in there, and in there,
and in there, and in there.

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Not so much here,

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but I got it, man.
It's all in here.

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I think, personally,
that doesn't amount

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to a bucket of frozen shit.

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I don't know where you get
a bucket of frozen shit,

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but that's what it's about!

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When you fucking tell me
you got a record,

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all I got is a bucket
of frozen shit!

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I'm up to my eyeballs
in debt...

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and I gotta pay

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some crazy piece-of-shit
motherfuckers

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who I owe so much money to

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and I just found out
they may be the ones

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who fucking sliced up
that journalist in Turkey.

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I just want to give you

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the fucking album
that you want,

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so you can pay off
those people

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before they turn your nut sack
into a fucking coin purse.

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- Relax.
- Oh.

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- Did you just say "relax"?
- Yeah.

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So here's the thing.

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We were thinking...
it's our tenth album, okay?

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We can't do the same old shit.

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We gotta break
the fucking mold on this one.

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Yeah, Shill, this record...

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it's gotta fucking blow
your fucking dick

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right into your fucking mouth.

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Blow your own dick
into your mouth?

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Yeah, right back up
into your mouth, man.

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Right back up
into your mouth?

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Like it's been there before?

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What kind of goal is that?
I don't want that album!

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Unless it makes me
a lot of money.

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Lot of money?
Blow all the dicks you want.

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Look, I can get you a studio,

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anywhere you want in town
tomorrow.

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We've used all those studios,
okay?

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They all sound exactly
the fucking same.

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Okay? Let's think
outside the box.

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Let's go somewhere
we've never been.

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Let's go to a cool place...
Like Zeppelin.

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When Zeppelin
went to the castle...

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and there was the devil
and the wizards

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and the dragons and shit.

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All right.
So, you want me to find you

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some wizards and dragons?

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Yes! That's what
we should be doing.

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You want that? You want that?

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Watch as I make this happen.

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Holy shit. You fuckers are
not gonna believe it.

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I got it. You gotta trust me
and let me do this.

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Chilly Shills. What can
I do for you, sunshine?

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Hey, Barb!

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I'm here in my office
with the Foo Fighters!

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And they're looking
for a place

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to record a new album.

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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

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Oh.

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I do know
what you're thinking,

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and I have the perfect place.

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Foo Fighters, oh, I thought
this time would never come.

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Listen, I gotta jump.

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But I'll shoot you the address
in the A.M.

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This place is to die for.

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Prozem high five, up top.

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Jeremy is fucking smoking!

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Hi, Dave Grohl.
I'm Barb Weems.

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- How are you?
- Hi, Barb. How are you?

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- I'm such a fan.
- Thank you.

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I would love
to get a selfie later,

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if that's okay with you.

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- Okay.
- Hello, Foos! How are you?

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It's so nice to meet you.
Barb Weems.

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So this is the house,
and it is incredible.

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I can't wait to show it
to you. Come on.

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This place... Okay, I know
what you guys are thinking.

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It needs a little
sprucey-goosey,

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and I agree.

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But here's the thing,

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this place has some serious
rock and roll pedigree.

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I mean, it rolls deep.

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A huge music manager
owned this place

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in the '70s and '80s

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and threw some wild parties.

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Come, come.

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How sexy
is this stone-finished pool?

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I can already see the girls
in their bikinis.

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Ooh, it's gonna be fun.

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Are you gonna invite me
to your parties?

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Look at this
state-of-the-art kitchen.

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Do we have any chefs
in the group?

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I'm pretty handy on the grill.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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Right, guys?

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Yeah, if you like
your meat charred and dry.

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- Am I right?
- Mm.

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Take a look at the other room.

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Fuck you.

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This is my favorite room
in the house.

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These are original
Babette Fosters.

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You know, they stopped
production

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on those in the '80s.

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I do love a good sconce.

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But I don't know,

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it definitely has
a weird energy.

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You guys feel that?

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You guys get
this overwhelming sense

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of death and doom?
Or is that just me?

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Yeah, like someone's gonna

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jump through the window

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and start stabbing us
in the eyes!

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Okay, I'm gonna be
really straight

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with you guys.

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There was another band,

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and they lived here
in the '90s.

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They thought the sound
was incredible.

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But they never finished
their album.

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Creative differences.

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I don't know.

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Just doesn't really
seem like the right fit.

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Whoa. You hear that?

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That's fucking rad.

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Whoa.

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You hear that?

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Okay, so if we put
the drums right here,

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facing this way...

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and then we could put
the guitar stuff right here.

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And we could do keyboards,
like, over there.

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We can put the mixing desk
in the bedroom up there.

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Mm. You know.

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We'll take it.

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Oh, well, that is music
to my ears, baby.

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I'll go draw up
that paperwork right now.

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Yay, I knew you would love it.

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Okay, you guys, check it out.

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The sound of this house
is the sound of album 10.

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No songs yet.

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But we got the sound.

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All right, you guys,
you know the drill.

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All gear in the house.

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Amps, living room.

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Snare drum, shitty job,
living room.

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Expensive shit, guitars,

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by the amp line
in the living room.

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Just fucking hate this shit.

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It's like a quarter of an inch
that way. Just...

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Just a little...

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It's like a hair more.
Just like a tiny...

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Now it's too far.
Gotta bring it back.

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- Did you hear that?
- I did.

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- Sweet, huh?
- Whatever, Dave.

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Who cares
about a creepy death vibe...

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drum sounds this good?

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All right, here's the deal.

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Shill's a dick,

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- we know this, right?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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But this is
our tenth record, okay?

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It's gotta be good.

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But we gotta make it fast.

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We gotta eat, sleep,
and drink this motherfucker.

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So I'm thinking...

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we move in to record.

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No, no, no. Hear me out.
Hear me out.

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Two weeks, tops.
Maybe a month.

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A month
in this fucking shithole?

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And then we can go on
with our normal lives.

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You tell my wife.
I'm not telling her.

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I'll tell your wife
if you tell my wife.

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I'll tell my own wife,

191
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but someone's
gotta talk to my kids.

192
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What am I gonna tell
my grandma?

193
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Oh, I can call your grandma.
She loves me.

194
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You remember
the Hanukkah party?

195
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Come here, Grandma.
Sit down. Mm.

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Come on, baby, just touch it.
Yeah!

197
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Rami's not gonna know.

198
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Mm!

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bubbe!

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Well, I guess that's settled.

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I got master bedroom.

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- Ooh, I get the guest house.
- I get guest bedroom.

203
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No. No, no, no.

204
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:25,564
Excuse me.

205
00:14:26,631 --> 00:14:28,400
Excuse me.

206
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:30,235
Hello.

207
00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,604
Hi. Excuse me.

208
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:37,242
Hey, hey, hey! Yo! Excuse me!

209
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That's weird.

210
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How we looking, man?
We all good?

211
00:15:00,632 --> 00:15:02,234
Yeah, we're all good
on our end.

212
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,336
Just need some juice, and we can
start mic-ing up the room.

213
00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:07,506
God damn it!

214
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,508
Dude, who wired this house,

215
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,343
a bunch of fucking
mental patients?

216
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,579
Fuck. Jesus Christ.

217
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No, no, no! Don't touch him!
He's still hot!

218
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- Oh, what the fuck?
- Holy shit!

219
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Wow. He's totally fried.

220
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He's fucking dead!

221
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Oh.

222
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,216
Oh, man.

223
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:58,390
Krug! Krug!
Jägermeister! Krug!

224
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Krug!

225
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Guess we should pack up.

226
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:10,802
That was a short-lived
experiment.

227
00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:17,543
You know, it's funny...

228
00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:19,911
Hold on, guys.
One second. Check it out.

229
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:22,280
Krug was really
into this place.

230
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You know,
the way the drums sounded.

231
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Dave, seriously,
the guy just got turned

232
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into a fucking bratwurst.

233
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Exactly why
we should stay here

234
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and make the record. Okay?

235
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It'll give his life meaning.

236
00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:38,897
You know?
We could dedicate it to Krug.

237
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I don't know. I don't know.

238
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,436
I guess we can do

239
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a couple of drum tracks here
in his honor.

240
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,507
Exactly. That's what
I'm talking about right there.

241
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We have to have some fun
with it, you know?

242
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For Krug!

243
00:16:58,316 --> 00:17:01,620
People think I look a lot
like Willie Nelson.

244
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,524
You know what, you guys?
I forgot to tell you.

245
00:17:05,823 --> 00:17:07,859
Earlier today,
before Krug got zapped,

246
00:17:07,892 --> 00:17:10,895
there was this weird dude
in the yard, creeping around.

247
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:12,564
What kind of dude?

248
00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:14,866
Some weird guy

249
00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:16,668
who was trimming the hedges
and stuff.

250
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:20,438
The killer gardener of Encino.

251
00:17:20,471 --> 00:17:21,907
Wouldn't be surprised
in this house.

252
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,476
Oh, my God.

253
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:28,347
What the fuck! Shit!
Dude, you all right, David?

254
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,316
The meat...

255
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,519
it's Krug.

256
00:17:39,657 --> 00:17:40,826
Ugh!

257
00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:42,894
You know,
usually I have a clear idea

258
00:17:42,927 --> 00:17:44,796
of what we're going to do...

259
00:17:44,829 --> 00:17:46,931
but ever since we moved
into this house,

260
00:17:46,964 --> 00:17:49,367
my mind is flooded...

261
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,536
where it's like,
sometimes it's like Prince

262
00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:52,904
and then it's like Slayer.

263
00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:55,674
Then it's like fucking
Lawrence Welk.

264
00:17:58,609 --> 00:17:59,611
What is it?

265
00:18:01,646 --> 00:18:03,081
You guys hear that?

266
00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:04,582
Probably some raccoon,

267
00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:06,451
'cause I heard them
eating the trash last night.

268
00:18:06,484 --> 00:18:08,820
Probably that creeper dude!

269
00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:10,689
He better not be filming this!

270
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:55,767
- Hey, neighbor!
- Argh!

271
00:18:57,535 --> 00:18:59,137
God!

272
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:00,638
You should have seen
your face!

273
00:19:00,671 --> 00:19:03,007
Or should I say "feces"?

274
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:03,975
I mean, you looked like

275
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:05,610
- you crapped your pants.
- Yep.

276
00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,112
I'm Samantha.
I live right next door.

277
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,748
I just wanted
to introduce myself...

278
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,516
in case you boys
needed anything.

279
00:19:11,549 --> 00:19:14,453
A cup of sugar.
Back-up singer.

280
00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:20,558
I got another
confession to make

281
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:27,132
Were you born to resist

282
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:30,369
Or be abused?

283
00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:33,104
Is someone getting the best

284
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:39,611
The best, the best
The best of you?

285
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,151
Oh. Thank you.

286
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,485
We'll let you know
about that one.

287
00:19:47,518 --> 00:19:49,788
Okay. I'm around.

288
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,823
Let me apologize in advance

289
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:54,025
for all the rock
we're about to make.

290
00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:55,927
Oh, I can't hear anything

291
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,729
over my Portuguese
singing bowls.

292
00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:02,066
Ooh, those vibrations elevate
the frequency of the psyche.

293
00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:03,435
Play your cards right,

294
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,937
maybe you will get
a sound bath later.

295
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:10,175
Okay, Rami-o.
Let's keep it moving.

296
00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:14,479
Namaste.

297
00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:16,047
Hey, is there some
sort of gardener dude

298
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,749
that takes care
of the property...

299
00:20:17,782 --> 00:20:19,484
trimming hedges and stuff?

300
00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:22,220
No, Dave. Nobody lives here.

301
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:24,990
This house has been empty
for years.

302
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,165
Okay, check it out.

303
00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:36,501
I got a couple new riff ideas
I've been working on.

304
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:37,802
I'm gonna lay them on you.

305
00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:40,572
Riff number one.
Sounds like this.

306
00:20:48,012 --> 00:20:51,049
All My Life?

307
00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:54,119
Shit.

308
00:20:55,286 --> 00:20:57,722
Okay, no, no, no.
Hold on. I got one more.

309
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:06,731
Dude, wait, wait, wait.
That's a great fucking song.

310
00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:07,799
Everlong,

311
00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:09,534
and you wrote it
about 20 years ago.

312
00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:14,172
What? The well's run dry.

313
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:18,176
I've written
all my songs already.

314
00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:22,247
Ugh. All I have
are these random snippets

315
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,083
of fossilized MTV bullshit
in my head.

316
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:28,520
Dude, dude. Look here.

317
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:31,990
Have you ever
tried meditating?

318
00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:40,565
Fuck meditating
in the ass, Rami!

319
00:21:40,598 --> 00:21:43,101
All right, I'm gonna step out
for a minute, guys.

320
00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:45,670
Why don't we give Dave
a little space here?

321
00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,152
Something will come.

322
00:22:22,173 --> 00:22:25,310
Ugh! Son of a fucking bitch!

323
00:22:42,159 --> 00:22:47,832
I've been alone
with you inside my mind

324
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,902
In my dreams

325
00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:55,840
I've kissed your lips
a thousand times

326
00:22:56,307 --> 00:23:02,047
I sometimes see you pass
outside my door

327
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,315
Hello...

328
00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:06,818
- Ahhh!
- Hello, Dave.

329
00:23:06,851 --> 00:23:08,019
Lionel!

330
00:23:08,052 --> 00:23:10,054
We all have writer's block,
you know?

331
00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:11,289
Mm-hmm.

332
00:23:12,423 --> 00:23:15,059
But that's my fucking song.

333
00:23:15,092 --> 00:23:16,628
- That's my fucking song!
- Mm-hmm.

334
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,263
You understand
what I'm saying?

335
00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:22,400
I like that song.
No, no, no. I love that song!

336
00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:23,635
That's one
of my favorite songs.

337
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:25,269
- I love singing that song.
- Mm-hmm.

338
00:23:25,302 --> 00:23:27,372
Love that song!

339
00:23:29,306 --> 00:23:30,809
Get your own song!

340
00:23:31,308 --> 00:23:32,677
Nerd.

341
00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:56,835
Ugh. Taylor,
sleep in your own bed.

342
00:23:58,969 --> 00:24:00,171
Taylor?

343
00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:06,878
You...

344
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:08,947
are not...

345
00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:11,315
the first!

346
00:24:11,348 --> 00:24:13,852
Krug! Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry!

347
00:24:15,352 --> 00:24:17,221
They are watching!

348
00:24:19,156 --> 00:24:20,859
No, Krug!

349
00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:45,349
What the fuck!

350
00:24:49,386 --> 00:24:52,790
What the fuck!

351
00:24:52,823 --> 00:24:54,826
Oh, my God!

352
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,496
Fuck this. I'm starving.

353
00:25:37,334 --> 00:25:38,369
Yeah, I got, like,

354
00:25:38,402 --> 00:25:40,338
three or four
chicken parms here?

355
00:26:14,338 --> 00:26:18,209
Whoa. You're Dave Grohl! What?

356
00:26:21,045 --> 00:26:23,915
Yeah, I get that all the time.

357
00:26:23,948 --> 00:26:26,384
Uh, right. Yeah.
I heard about this.

358
00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:28,019
You're, like, incognito,
right?

359
00:26:28,052 --> 00:26:30,955
No, see, I'm not Dave Grohl.

360
00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:33,457
Dave Grohl
can actually write music.

361
00:26:33,490 --> 00:26:36,294
Don't. I'm seriously
a huge fan.

362
00:26:36,327 --> 00:26:39,130
You're, like, my second
favorite band after Coldplay.

363
00:26:44,168 --> 00:26:46,838
You know,
I asked for extra ranch.

364
00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:49,340
Oh, yeah,
and I'll go run back,

365
00:26:49,373 --> 00:26:50,541
get some for you.

366
00:26:50,574 --> 00:26:52,977
Yeah, 'cause it'll only take
a few minutes.

367
00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:54,846
You know, I'm in a band, yeah.

368
00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:57,014
But, yeah, I'll run back
and get some ranch

369
00:26:57,047 --> 00:27:00,151
and drop it off with my demo,
if that's cool.

370
00:27:00,184 --> 00:27:02,921
I'll just use the marinara.

371
00:27:04,588 --> 00:27:05,890
Hey, what's up?

372
00:27:05,923 --> 00:27:08,125
This is Bob
from playthisriff.com

373
00:27:08,158 --> 00:27:10,194
and you've come here today

374
00:27:10,227 --> 00:27:12,463
because you have
song-writing constipation.

375
00:27:12,496 --> 00:27:15,433
So, when I have
song-writing constipation

376
00:27:15,466 --> 00:27:18,502
and I want a violent,
greasy dose of the hits,

377
00:27:18,535 --> 00:27:20,304
I turn to classic
riff structure,

378
00:27:20,337 --> 00:27:21,539
like this. Check it out.

379
00:27:23,674 --> 00:27:24,942
Part B.

380
00:27:28,545 --> 00:27:29,914
Part C.

381
00:27:36,186 --> 00:27:39,323
Am I the only one who cares
about the drought around here?

382
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:46,577
Oh, fuck.

383
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,584
Who kills a fucking raccoon?

384
00:30:56,854 --> 00:30:58,456
Ugh.

385
00:31:09,399 --> 00:31:11,436
He's real.

386
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,310
Dave...

387
00:31:54,611 --> 00:31:55,646
Whoa.

388
00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:28,412
"Dream Widow." No way.

389
00:33:09,753 --> 00:33:11,923
This stuff's incredible.

390
00:33:16,893 --> 00:33:18,296
Fuck, yeah.

391
00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:51,395
It's the sound.
It's this fucking sound.

392
00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:54,632
Yes! Fuck, yes!

393
00:33:55,065 --> 00:33:56,834
Fuck!

394
00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:58,636
It's fucking incredible!

395
00:34:05,008 --> 00:34:08,545
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. Don't stop.

396
00:34:08,578 --> 00:34:10,448
There's gotta be more.

397
00:34:11,415 --> 00:34:14,986
Fuck, there's gotta be more.
Please, God.

398
00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,789
Please, please, please.

399
00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:22,960
Fuck!

400
00:34:23,427 --> 00:34:27,632
No. Shit! God damn it!

401
00:34:28,098 --> 00:34:30,835
God, it was perfect!

402
00:35:09,906 --> 00:35:11,876
Finish it and it begins.

403
00:35:15,445 --> 00:35:17,581
Finish it. End it.

404
00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:22,986
Finish it and it begins.

405
00:35:30,427 --> 00:35:32,029
Fuck.

406
00:35:32,929 --> 00:35:34,365
Finish it.

407
00:36:07,063 --> 00:36:08,366
What are you doing?

408
00:36:08,832 --> 00:36:11,035
There's a dead raccoon
in there.

409
00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:20,778
Dick.

410
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,044
- Wow.
- Awesome, man.

411
00:37:28,812 --> 00:37:31,782
Fuck. It's like you were
musically constipated

412
00:37:31,815 --> 00:37:32,850
and now you just took

413
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:34,718
the biggest musical shit
on us.

414
00:37:34,751 --> 00:37:36,620
- Fucking awesome!
- I know, right?

415
00:37:36,653 --> 00:37:37,688
I'm still working on it.

416
00:37:37,721 --> 00:37:38,989
It's like a hundred ideas
in my head

417
00:37:39,022 --> 00:37:40,791
just fighting to get out.

418
00:37:40,824 --> 00:37:43,894
Could be a double,
maybe a triple album.

419
00:37:43,927 --> 00:37:45,896
- I don't know.
- Let's get to work.

420
00:37:45,929 --> 00:37:46,997
Fuck you, Nate.

421
00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:48,766
Don't tell me what to do,
asshole.

422
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:50,634
Told you it would come, man.

423
00:37:54,671 --> 00:37:56,106
Yeah, you did, didn't you?

424
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,215
What key is this in?

425
00:38:09,219 --> 00:38:11,288
L sharp.

426
00:38:11,321 --> 00:38:13,557
You found a new musical note?

427
00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:15,259
Hell motherfucking yes, I did.

428
00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:17,995
Came to me last night.
Just dropped in my head.

429
00:38:18,028 --> 00:38:19,730
Like, boom!

430
00:38:20,697 --> 00:38:22,199
You're welcome, music.

431
00:38:22,232 --> 00:38:25,269
So, the L sharp,
that's basically an E flat,

432
00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:27,104
only like an octave up?

433
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:30,908
It's not an E, it's an L.

434
00:38:35,779 --> 00:38:37,080
If you guys could just, like,

435
00:38:37,113 --> 00:38:38,982
open up your hearts
and minds,

436
00:38:39,015 --> 00:38:40,918
you know, maybe you'd be able
to hear it.

437
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,953
So, what happened to...

438
00:38:42,986 --> 00:38:45,856
H, I, J, K?

439
00:38:45,889 --> 00:38:51,061
G, H
I don't give a fuck!

440
00:38:51,094 --> 00:38:53,864
It's L sharp, okay, you guys?

441
00:38:53,897 --> 00:38:55,766
That's the root note
of the song.

442
00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:01,138
Yes, yes,
you're getting warmer. Yes.

443
00:39:01,738 --> 00:39:04,675
Pat, you're cold,
like North Pole, Antarctica.

444
00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:05,876
Not even close.

445
00:39:05,909 --> 00:39:08,712
I think I'm feeling something.

446
00:39:12,082 --> 00:39:14,618
Oh, God. Who the fuck!

447
00:39:17,187 --> 00:39:19,323
Hello?

448
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:21,992
Oh. Any hungry rock stars
in there?

449
00:39:22,025 --> 00:39:23,894
Brought some num-nummy treats.

450
00:39:23,927 --> 00:39:27,097
Oh, God, I detest that woman.
Ugh!

451
00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:33,170
- Lemon bar?
- Go away!

452
00:39:33,203 --> 00:39:36,206
Dude, lighten up. She's hot.

453
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,009
- Hello, beautiful. What's up?
- Hey.

454
00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:43,113
Some fresh-baked lemon bars
for my favorite band.

455
00:39:43,146 --> 00:39:44,314
It's my grandma's recipe,

456
00:39:44,347 --> 00:39:46,216
but I added
my own little twist to it.

457
00:39:46,249 --> 00:39:48,285
- Ooh, is that cocaine?
- Mm-hmm.

458
00:39:48,318 --> 00:39:49,886
Mm-hmm.
Not a good time right now

459
00:39:49,919 --> 00:39:52,156
'cause we're working
on music, okay?

460
00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:57,194
How you feeling?
Everything okay?

461
00:39:57,227 --> 00:39:59,296
Never better.

462
00:40:02,799 --> 00:40:03,834
I'll get rid of her.

463
00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:05,636
Get her the fuck out of here!

464
00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:09,072
Hey. Sorry,
he gets really intense

465
00:40:09,105 --> 00:40:10,173
when we're recording.

466
00:40:10,206 --> 00:40:11,942
I need to talk to you, alone.

467
00:40:11,975 --> 00:40:13,877
Ooh, I'd like
to get you alone, too.

468
00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:17,715
No, it's about this house.
There's something evil.

469
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:23,253
I should go.
Dave seems stressed.

470
00:40:24,254 --> 00:40:27,024
Hey, how about
that sound bath later?

471
00:40:29,359 --> 00:40:33,230
- What the fuck, cock-blocker!
- Fuck you, Rami!

472
00:40:54,284 --> 00:40:57,688
Wait, wait, wait!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

473
00:40:57,721 --> 00:40:59,189
Uh...

474
00:40:59,222 --> 00:41:03,427
Taylor, take it from the boom-
bah-boom-bah-boom-bah part.

475
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,961
There's like eight thousand
boom-bahs.

476
00:41:04,994 --> 00:41:06,396
- Which one do you mean?
- You know which one.

477
00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:08,065
You know we're coming in at,
like,

478
00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:09,366
23 minutes and counting, right?

479
00:41:09,399 --> 00:41:13,370
So what? So maybe we have
a song that has no end.

480
00:41:13,403 --> 00:41:16,039
So, we're not close.

481
00:41:16,072 --> 00:41:17,340
I mean,
to me it just feels like

482
00:41:17,373 --> 00:41:20,077
there's something missing,
you know?

483
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,878
Uh, you know, guys,
let's just run through

484
00:41:21,911 --> 00:41:23,013
what we've got.

485
00:41:23,046 --> 00:41:24,381
I'm sure you'll get it.

486
00:41:24,414 --> 00:41:27,818
Thanks, Chris.
You fucking asshole!

487
00:41:29,018 --> 00:41:30,120
Go!

488
00:41:31,921 --> 00:41:33,490
One, two, three, four.

489
00:42:11,528 --> 00:42:13,230
- Nate!
- What?

490
00:42:13,263 --> 00:42:16,133
I got an idea, okay?
Downstairs, now. Let's go.

491
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,267
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

492
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,335
Peter.

493
00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:19,402
Yo, what up, D?

494
00:42:19,435 --> 00:42:21,305
I got an idea.
Come downstairs.

495
00:42:32,549 --> 00:42:35,819
- Are those mine?
- Oh, yeah. I borrowed them.

496
00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:40,424
- Have you seen Pat?
- No idea.

497
00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:43,327
Hey, Pat!

498
00:42:44,227 --> 00:42:46,797
In here.

499
00:42:52,335 --> 00:42:54,204
What are you doing in here?

500
00:42:56,406 --> 00:42:58,975
Well, this is
the most comfortable place

501
00:42:59,008 --> 00:43:00,443
I could find.

502
00:43:00,476 --> 00:43:01,912
And there's snacks.

503
00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:03,280
Oh.

504
00:43:09,419 --> 00:43:12,389
- Voila!
- You made this?

505
00:43:12,422 --> 00:43:14,024
Yeah. It's like the only thing

506
00:43:14,057 --> 00:43:15,926
that'll get this song
out of my head, you know?

507
00:43:15,959 --> 00:43:19,229
- And that's the song?
- Exactly.

508
00:43:19,262 --> 00:43:22,332
So, each one
of these little nails

509
00:43:22,365 --> 00:43:23,567
is one of us.

510
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:28,205
The yarn represents
the vibrations of sound

511
00:43:28,238 --> 00:43:29,606
that our music makes,

512
00:43:29,639 --> 00:43:32,509
connecting all of us
in an unending form.

513
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:34,411
It's like the universe...

514
00:43:34,444 --> 00:43:36,479
You know, there's
no beginnings, no end.

515
00:43:37,614 --> 00:43:38,882
Great, Dave.

516
00:43:38,915 --> 00:43:40,317
Can we pick this up
in the morning?

517
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:42,319
Well, I kind of had these
new ideas, and I was hoping...

518
00:43:42,352 --> 00:43:44,454
maybe we could put them down
tonight so I don't forget them.

519
00:43:44,487 --> 00:43:48,358
No, man, I gotta go to sleep.
I'm tired.

520
00:43:51,027 --> 00:43:52,196
What did you just say?

521
00:43:52,562 --> 00:43:56,499
Come on,
I don't even have a bedroom.

522
00:43:56,532 --> 00:44:00,470
I never get any sleep.
Let's just do this tomorrow.

523
00:44:00,503 --> 00:44:03,373
Before that. Small word.

524
00:44:03,406 --> 00:44:06,042
Begins with an N,
ends with an O.

525
00:44:06,075 --> 00:44:07,444
Nothing in between.

526
00:44:12,048 --> 00:44:15,385
No. I said no.

527
00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:20,457
No?

528
00:44:22,659 --> 00:44:27,264
Did you just say no...
to Dave Grohl?

529
00:44:35,338 --> 00:44:37,974
I'm a fucking rock star! Okay?

530
00:44:38,007 --> 00:44:40,210
I get whatever I want,
whenever I want!

531
00:44:40,243 --> 00:44:43,313
The best parking wherever I go
for eternity!

532
00:44:43,346 --> 00:44:45,081
Them's the rules!

533
00:44:48,384 --> 00:44:49,252
Come on, come on.

534
00:44:50,353 --> 00:44:53,223
Talk to Jimmy Page
if you don't like it.

535
00:44:53,256 --> 00:44:55,492
Dude, what the fuck?

536
00:44:55,525 --> 00:44:59,996
I'll do it if you stop being
such a fucking dick!

537
00:45:00,029 --> 00:45:02,266
Thank you.
Can we just do this, please?

538
00:45:05,101 --> 00:45:07,671
- One, two, three...
- No, no, hey, hey!

539
00:45:08,438 --> 00:45:10,173
Is there any way
you could count it like:

540
00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:12,208
five, six, seven, eight!

541
00:45:12,241 --> 00:45:16,647
Like a fucking dancer
counting in a dance?

542
00:45:19,382 --> 00:45:21,351
That's fine. Cool.

543
00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:23,387
Five, six, seven, eight!

544
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:27,257
Dude has gone
fucking crazy!

545
00:45:27,290 --> 00:45:29,326
Like, ass-flapping,
dick-slapping,

546
00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:31,128
crazy.

547
00:45:31,594 --> 00:45:35,165
Listen. Come on, guys,
let's just buckle down,

548
00:45:35,198 --> 00:45:36,499
give him what he wants,

549
00:45:36,532 --> 00:45:38,335
and we can get the fuck
out of here.

550
00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,370
- Yeah, but what does he want?
- Hey, guys!

551
00:45:40,403 --> 00:45:42,138
Ixnay on the Aveday.

552
00:45:42,171 --> 00:45:43,473
- What's up, guys?
- Hey.

553
00:45:43,506 --> 00:45:46,643
- What's happening?
- What's up?

554
00:45:46,676 --> 00:45:51,081
I just wanted to say...
I'm sorry.

555
00:45:52,081 --> 00:45:54,384
I'm sorry
for being such a giant, red,

556
00:45:54,417 --> 00:45:57,721
puckered orangutan's asshole
last night.

557
00:45:57,754 --> 00:46:00,657
This album means
the world to me, okay?

558
00:46:00,690 --> 00:46:03,493
And I think I just
let it take over,

559
00:46:03,526 --> 00:46:05,729
and I treated you like shit...

560
00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:07,731
and I'm really sorry.

561
00:46:09,165 --> 00:46:11,601
Which one of you gave Dave
a hummer?

562
00:46:11,634 --> 00:46:15,205
- Rami.
- Rami.

563
00:46:16,139 --> 00:46:18,375
Listen, we're so close, okay?

564
00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:21,344
If we could just finish
this song tonight,

565
00:46:21,377 --> 00:46:22,479
we'll be out by Sunday.

566
00:46:22,512 --> 00:46:24,414
Promise.

567
00:46:24,447 --> 00:46:26,616
Stick with me. We can do this.

568
00:46:28,317 --> 00:46:29,753
The song is
pretty epic, dude.

569
00:46:29,786 --> 00:46:32,222
Right? I do think it should
have an ending, by the way.

570
00:46:32,255 --> 00:46:34,557
- Thank God.
- Okay.

571
00:46:34,590 --> 00:46:37,761
So I have this idea, right?

572
00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:39,729
It starts with Nate.

573
00:46:39,762 --> 00:46:43,566
The root, the foundation,
the bass.

574
00:46:43,599 --> 00:46:44,768
Nate goes...

575
00:46:50,673 --> 00:46:52,175
Chris, Rami,
you come in like warships,

576
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:53,309
banging off each other.

577
00:46:58,214 --> 00:46:59,282
Then, Rami, you're all...

578
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,524
Pat, Taylor, you come in
like riders of the Apocalypse.

579
00:47:08,724 --> 00:47:10,260
- Whack!
- Whoa!

580
00:47:10,293 --> 00:47:11,561
Whack!

581
00:47:11,594 --> 00:47:12,629
- Whack!
- Yeah!

582
00:47:24,807 --> 00:47:26,376
Bam!

583
00:47:26,409 --> 00:47:29,746
Like that!
You know what I'm saying?

584
00:47:29,779 --> 00:47:32,382
We got this. Right?

585
00:47:32,415 --> 00:47:34,718
- Yeah, we can do this.
- Pearl Jam high five.

586
00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:38,088
Pearl Jam high five.

587
00:47:38,121 --> 00:47:39,722
Break! We're still alive.

588
00:47:39,755 --> 00:47:41,358
Come on, let's go!

589
00:50:06,435 --> 00:50:08,304
You sure you want us
to leave?

590
00:50:08,337 --> 00:50:09,772
I think we're all good.

591
00:50:09,805 --> 00:50:12,375
All right. Well, if you track
anything this weekend,

592
00:50:12,408 --> 00:50:15,712
just pop it onto a drive,
and we'll mix it on Monday.

593
00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:18,448
Let's get out of here.

594
00:50:54,717 --> 00:50:57,287
How's it going, bro?
How's it sounding?

595
00:50:58,321 --> 00:51:00,456
It's good. I'm just
cleaning up some tracks.

596
00:51:00,489 --> 00:51:02,525
Cool, man. I haven't seen you
eat anything all day.

597
00:51:02,558 --> 00:51:03,593
Are you hungry?

598
00:51:03,626 --> 00:51:05,762
How about
some grill action, dude?

599
00:51:07,530 --> 00:51:10,700
No. I ordered
a shit-ton of steaks earlier.

600
00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:12,035
The guy should be here
any minute.

601
00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:14,704
Cool, man. I'll let you know
when he's here.

602
00:51:34,924 --> 00:51:36,693
All right.

603
00:51:42,598 --> 00:51:45,435
"Oh, Dave, I forgot you were
staying here!

604
00:51:45,468 --> 00:51:48,738
"Oh, well,
here's your food and, uh...

605
00:51:48,771 --> 00:51:51,608
"Yeah, I brought you that CD
I was talking about."

606
00:51:52,508 --> 00:51:53,810
Oh, he's not gonna buy that.

607
00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:57,747
Come on!

608
00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:59,482
You are a worthy
and talented musician.

609
00:51:59,515 --> 00:52:03,353
I'm a worthy
and talented musician!

610
00:52:25,875 --> 00:52:27,477
"Hey, Dave. Brought you

611
00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:29,679
a bunch of extra ranch
this time, man.

612
00:52:29,712 --> 00:52:33,583
"Oh, this? It's my demo
that I told you about. Yeah."

613
00:52:39,822 --> 00:52:41,358
Dave?

614
00:52:47,730 --> 00:52:50,734
Hello? Dave?

615
00:52:53,102 --> 00:52:54,937
Oh, hey,
sorry it took so long.

616
00:52:54,970 --> 00:52:56,038
Yeah, I just wanted
to make sure

617
00:52:56,071 --> 00:52:57,607
they got your order right.

618
00:52:58,741 --> 00:53:01,077
It's all back here. I got...

619
00:53:03,012 --> 00:53:04,614
Dave!

620
00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:10,553
What the hell?

621
00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:57,634
Hey, did that delivery guy
ever show up?

622
00:53:58,901 --> 00:54:01,938
Yeah, I don't know.
Gonna take a look.

623
00:54:06,675 --> 00:54:09,479
Looks like he just
dropped the bags and left.

624
00:54:09,512 --> 00:54:11,581
You know, I think
I kind of freaked him out.

625
00:54:11,614 --> 00:54:13,850
He wanted
to drop a demo on me.

626
00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:15,852
- Mm.
- I wasn't really in the mood.

627
00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:16,920
Mm.

628
00:54:22,091 --> 00:54:24,861
What is it?
Think he's still out there?

629
00:54:38,674 --> 00:54:41,711
You can never have
enough ranch.

630
00:54:47,650 --> 00:54:49,686
Okay, so what's left?

631
00:54:50,819 --> 00:54:51,988
So...

632
00:54:53,856 --> 00:54:56,159
drum tracks tomorrow...

633
00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:58,995
and then
we just gotta figure out

634
00:54:59,028 --> 00:55:00,596
how to end this thing.

635
00:55:00,629 --> 00:55:04,066
We're not actually making
a 38-minute-long song, right?

636
00:55:04,099 --> 00:55:06,669
- No.
- Okay, cool.

637
00:55:06,702 --> 00:55:08,638
It's gonna be
fucking longer than that.

638
00:55:08,671 --> 00:55:09,906
- What?
- Huh?

639
00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:12,608
- What?
- It's gonna be epic, man!

640
00:55:12,641 --> 00:55:16,579
It's gonna be
like 2112 times 2112.

641
00:55:27,256 --> 00:55:28,925
What?

642
00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:30,059
Hey, buddy, why don't you

643
00:55:30,092 --> 00:55:31,961
let me take the grill
tomorrow night?

644
00:55:31,994 --> 00:55:34,564
It seems like you got a lot
on your mind.

645
00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:37,600
Okay.

646
00:55:37,633 --> 00:55:40,570
Just leave mine raw, dude.

647
00:55:42,004 --> 00:55:44,574
It's so fucking juicy.

648
00:55:49,311 --> 00:55:51,747
Hey, guys, it's Barb!

649
00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,683
I'm just checking in

650
00:55:53,716 --> 00:55:56,553
to see
how everything is going.

651
00:55:57,086 --> 00:55:59,622
Oh, my God.
They are barbarians.

652
00:56:08,297 --> 00:56:10,833
Oh, my goodness,
it's on the ceiling.

653
00:56:10,866 --> 00:56:12,835
Okay, how do they even
do that?

654
00:56:14,036 --> 00:56:15,605
Ugh.

655
00:56:24,747 --> 00:56:27,316
Oh, my God.

656
00:56:27,349 --> 00:56:30,219
What did you do?

657
00:56:34,023 --> 00:56:36,726
- Hey, Barb.
- Pat!

658
00:56:36,759 --> 00:56:39,162
I thought you were dead.

659
00:56:39,962 --> 00:56:42,065
Wow. Uh...

660
00:56:42,297 --> 00:56:43,933
How is everything going?

661
00:56:43,966 --> 00:56:47,337
Is, uh, is Dave done
with his big concept album?

662
00:56:48,037 --> 00:56:50,206
- He told you about that?
- Oh, yeah.

663
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:51,807
I guess he's been talking
to Shill.

664
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,109
They seemed pretty excited.

665
00:56:53,142 --> 00:56:56,812
- Where is everyone?
- Upstairs, sleeping.

666
00:56:56,845 --> 00:56:59,181
Oh.
I used to sleep here,

667
00:56:59,214 --> 00:57:01,384
but not with all this crap
on it.

668
00:57:02,217 --> 00:57:03,719
A lemon bar?

669
00:57:03,752 --> 00:57:06,088
No, thank you.
I don't eat sugar or gluten.

670
00:57:06,121 --> 00:57:09,091
Or any citrus fruits,
or dairy, or corn.

671
00:57:09,124 --> 00:57:11,094
It's terrible for your gut.

672
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,695
Mm.

673
00:57:12,728 --> 00:57:13,996
You know,
they actually look homemade.

674
00:57:14,029 --> 00:57:15,765
Is there a baker in the band?

675
00:57:15,798 --> 00:57:18,067
Mm-mm. Lady next door?

676
00:57:18,734 --> 00:57:20,302
Samantha?

677
00:57:20,335 --> 00:57:22,939
That woman is a train wreck.
I've known her for years.

678
00:57:27,810 --> 00:57:31,247
- "Sacrifice"?
- What did you just say?

679
00:57:31,947 --> 00:57:34,283
I did, uh... Me... Huh?

680
00:57:34,316 --> 00:57:37,286
Um, I don't know. Nothing.

681
00:57:40,222 --> 00:57:43,259
Hey, Barb.
What's up? You made it.

682
00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:45,828
David, how goes it?
Is the album almost done?

683
00:57:46,228 --> 00:57:48,064
Yeah, it's so good.

684
00:57:48,097 --> 00:57:49,765
- Yeah, it's killer.
- Oh.

685
00:57:49,798 --> 00:57:51,934
Yeah, we're actually
wrapping up tonight.

686
00:57:51,967 --> 00:57:53,369
Oh, great.

687
00:57:53,402 --> 00:57:55,204
So I should make arrangements
accordingly then.

688
00:57:55,237 --> 00:57:56,873
I'm gonna go freshen up.

689
00:57:57,372 --> 00:57:59,942
Hmm, interesting guy.

690
00:58:00,776 --> 00:58:02,378
He's the best.

691
00:58:32,841 --> 00:58:35,812
All right. Wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop.

692
00:58:36,845 --> 00:58:38,381
Something's not right.

693
00:58:40,215 --> 00:58:41,751
It's the ending.

694
00:58:42,184 --> 00:58:44,087
You know,
there has to be more.

695
00:58:45,888 --> 00:58:49,859
You know,
if we just stopped recording,

696
00:58:49,892 --> 00:58:51,360
it would be over!

697
00:58:51,393 --> 00:58:54,964
Yup. A tight
44 fucking minutes.

698
00:58:54,997 --> 00:58:58,267
And then ending in a nice
slow fade '70s style.

699
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:00,970
'Cause, dude, I have blisters
on my fucking blisters.

700
00:59:01,003 --> 00:59:02,972
My hands are killing me, dude.

701
00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,140
Yeah, we've been looking

702
00:59:04,173 --> 00:59:06,509
for this mythical
fucking ending all day.

703
00:59:07,209 --> 00:59:10,246
You know what,
I'm fucking out of here.

704
00:59:10,579 --> 00:59:13,015
Whoa!

705
00:59:14,049 --> 00:59:16,352
Frigging dick sandwich!

706
00:59:16,385 --> 00:59:18,955
Fuck you, Shifty!

707
00:59:24,326 --> 00:59:28,063
What the fuck?
Forty-minute fucking song.

708
00:59:28,096 --> 00:59:31,500
"Look at me. I'm Dave Grohl,
the big fucking genius.

709
00:59:31,533 --> 00:59:34,303
"I don't have
any fucking rules.

710
00:59:34,336 --> 00:59:37,173
"I write songs
with no fucking endings.

711
00:59:37,206 --> 00:59:40,209
"Forty minutes long."

712
00:59:41,243 --> 00:59:43,145
He can't even cook
a piece of meat

713
00:59:43,178 --> 00:59:45,047
to save his life.

714
00:59:54,957 --> 00:59:57,993
Hey, Shifty,
need a beer or anything?

715
00:59:58,026 --> 01:00:00,863
Yeah, to shove up
Dave's fucking ass!

716
01:00:58,687 --> 01:01:00,356
Fucking blisters, man.

717
01:01:00,389 --> 01:01:03,158
I should start wearing
those stupid fucking gloves.

718
01:01:03,191 --> 01:01:04,927
Fuck this, man.
I'm outta here.

719
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:06,595
Just hang out.

720
01:01:06,628 --> 01:01:08,464
Chris just had
to blow off some steam.

721
01:01:08,497 --> 01:01:11,634
We should get Dave
one of those magnet bracelets.

722
01:01:11,667 --> 01:01:13,202
His energy's way off.

723
01:01:22,411 --> 01:01:24,647
What the fuck is that?

724
01:01:25,213 --> 01:01:27,216
Oh! See?
Fucking horrific, isn't it?

725
01:01:28,517 --> 01:01:29,618
Who the fuck is that?

726
01:01:29,651 --> 01:01:31,153
And where the fuck
is his head?

727
01:01:31,186 --> 01:01:33,322
It's the delivery guy.
Look at all this ranch.

728
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,229
Holy shit!

729
01:01:41,129 --> 01:01:42,197
Holy shit!

730
01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:46,068
That's the guy that delivered
all the food earlier.

731
01:01:50,605 --> 01:01:52,942
Don't touch that.
No, no, no. Ugh.

732
01:01:52,975 --> 01:01:54,410
Dave, Dave, don't... Ugh!

733
01:01:58,714 --> 01:02:01,350
"Bone Structure."

734
01:02:01,383 --> 01:02:03,953
He wanted me to hear this.

735
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,189
How long has this guy
been here?

736
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,931
I'm picking up
some energy beacons.

737
01:02:15,430 --> 01:02:19,435
He transitioned
around 28 hours ago.

738
01:02:20,202 --> 01:02:22,104
Where the fuck
did you learn that?

739
01:02:22,137 --> 01:02:23,439
Pasadena.

740
01:02:23,472 --> 01:02:25,541
First, Krug gets
electrocuted, and now this?

741
01:02:25,574 --> 01:02:28,143
Fuck this shit.
I'm calling the cops.

742
01:02:28,176 --> 01:02:30,446
- No, no, no. No cops!
- Fuck this shit.

743
01:02:30,479 --> 01:02:32,281
No fucking cops!

744
01:02:33,782 --> 01:02:36,352
What the fuck!

745
01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:39,288
Maybe Dave's right. We should
call Shill. I mean, look at...

746
01:02:39,321 --> 01:02:41,724
If this gets out,
it's gonna be bad.

747
01:02:41,757 --> 01:02:43,692
Listen, no cops, no Shill.

748
01:02:43,725 --> 01:02:46,095
Okay, we cannot afford
that intrusion right now.

749
01:02:46,128 --> 01:02:48,364
Guy looks like a fucking
salami sandwich up there.

750
01:02:48,397 --> 01:02:50,632
- What the fuck?
- I understand.

751
01:02:50,665 --> 01:02:53,435
This is bad. And this is sad.

752
01:02:53,468 --> 01:02:55,404
But if we call the cops
right now...

753
01:02:55,437 --> 01:02:57,506
they're gonna turn this place
into a crime scene

754
01:02:57,539 --> 01:03:01,110
and you can kiss that awesome
drum sound goodbye forever.

755
01:03:02,177 --> 01:03:05,681
- So, we just keep on going?
- Yes! One more day.

756
01:03:05,714 --> 01:03:07,616
We finish this thing out,

757
01:03:07,649 --> 01:03:09,651
okay, and then we can
call everybody.

758
01:03:09,684 --> 01:03:12,688
We can call the FBI,
CSI, NCIS.

759
01:03:12,721 --> 01:03:15,758
We'll call them all.
And then we'll give, uh...

760
01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:19,094
Darren Sandelbaum,
from Bone Structure,

761
01:03:19,127 --> 01:03:20,362
a proper burial.

762
01:03:20,395 --> 01:03:23,132
Caskets, flowers,
the whole nine.

763
01:03:23,165 --> 01:03:24,767
We can even tweet a link

764
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,302
to the Bone Structure
on our Insta-thing.

765
01:03:27,335 --> 01:03:29,705
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- You know what I mean?

766
01:03:30,539 --> 01:03:33,042
This is what Darren
would have wanted.

767
01:03:33,075 --> 01:03:34,176
And he might have wanted

768
01:03:34,209 --> 01:03:35,611
- to keep his fucking head.
- Yeah.

769
01:03:35,644 --> 01:03:38,047
He didn't want
to fuck up our record!

770
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,182
He loved this band.

771
01:03:40,215 --> 01:03:43,085
He died for our band.

772
01:03:43,118 --> 01:03:45,654
Let's do this, you guys. Okay?

773
01:03:45,687 --> 01:03:48,457
Do it for Darren Sandelbaum.

774
01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:51,060
You guys in?

775
01:03:53,462 --> 01:03:54,663
You in?

776
01:03:55,397 --> 01:03:58,067
- Well...
- Are you guys in?

777
01:03:59,501 --> 01:04:02,038
Come on, let's get to work.

778
01:04:05,407 --> 01:04:08,243
Oh, by the way, I'm gonna need
everybody's cell phones

779
01:04:08,276 --> 01:04:10,112
and the keys to the van.

780
01:04:10,145 --> 01:04:13,049
'Cause no one's going anywhere
until we finish this song.

781
01:04:18,153 --> 01:04:19,755
Thank you.

782
01:04:20,555 --> 01:04:23,158
Thank you. Thank you.

783
01:04:23,191 --> 01:04:24,726
Thank you.

784
01:04:24,759 --> 01:04:26,228
I don't have
a phone anymore.

785
01:04:26,261 --> 01:04:27,563
Thank you.

786
01:05:00,495 --> 01:05:03,632
It all comes back
to the L sharp. Got it?

787
01:05:04,633 --> 01:05:06,869
Yeah, we got it.
Totally got it.

788
01:05:07,736 --> 01:05:10,472
Let's just track the song
so we can go home.

789
01:05:10,505 --> 01:05:12,374
I'm tired.
My kids think I'm dead.

790
01:05:12,407 --> 01:05:15,844
And where's Shifty?
He should be here.

791
01:05:15,877 --> 01:05:19,648
He was out by the grill.
He's gone.

792
01:05:20,215 --> 01:05:22,851
Okay, let's just do this
one more time.

793
01:05:22,884 --> 01:05:26,321
- Count us in.
- Five, six, seven, eight...

794
01:05:26,354 --> 01:05:28,657
Actually, no.
You know what, this time...

795
01:05:28,690 --> 01:05:31,727
odd numbers only
in this section.

796
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,396
One, three, five, seven.
Hit it.

797
01:05:37,399 --> 01:05:39,401
Okay.

798
01:05:39,434 --> 01:05:41,837
One, three, five, seven.

799
01:06:09,464 --> 01:06:12,301
He's still eating.
Let's go.

800
01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:17,573
He came out of here.

801
01:06:18,373 --> 01:06:20,776
- I was back here eating chips.
- Big surprise.

802
01:06:20,809 --> 01:06:22,711
Then I found this.

803
01:06:22,744 --> 01:06:26,482
The neighbor lady that left
the lemon bars left this.

804
01:06:27,983 --> 01:06:30,819
It's a code!
She's been trying to warn us!

805
01:06:30,852 --> 01:06:32,554
You just want
to fucking bang her, Rami.

806
01:06:32,587 --> 01:06:34,623
Yes, I want to bang her.

807
01:06:34,656 --> 01:06:36,792
But I also want
to not get decapitated.

808
01:06:36,825 --> 01:06:38,493
Let's go ask her.

809
01:06:38,526 --> 01:06:39,895
She's always by the fence.
Let's go.

810
01:06:42,264 --> 01:06:43,665
That's you?

811
01:06:43,698 --> 01:06:45,667
I thought we had
an infestation

812
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:46,902
of yellow warblers.

813
01:06:46,935 --> 01:06:49,471
That was the wood thrush,
genius.

814
01:06:49,504 --> 01:06:51,540
Not here,
little thrush.

815
01:06:51,573 --> 01:06:53,342
Come to the pool.
We don't have much time.

816
01:06:58,513 --> 01:06:59,848
Guys! Hey!

817
01:07:01,049 --> 01:07:03,352
Come here! Now!

818
01:07:03,385 --> 01:07:04,786
How did you get over there
so fast?

819
01:07:04,819 --> 01:07:05,888
Now!

820
01:07:06,755 --> 01:07:09,758
I need you boys
to open your minds

821
01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:11,026
for a moment...

822
01:07:11,059 --> 01:07:12,561
and fucking listen.

823
01:07:13,795 --> 01:07:19,334
This house, this is not just
a creepy rock and roll house.

824
01:07:19,367 --> 01:07:22,004
We are standing on a nexus

825
01:07:22,037 --> 01:07:25,941
that allows spiritual entities
to cross into our world.

826
01:07:25,974 --> 01:07:28,577
Can it, drummer boy.

827
01:07:28,943 --> 01:07:30,445
You ever hear of Dream Widow?

828
01:07:30,478 --> 01:07:33,048
Of course.
They were supposed to be

829
01:07:33,081 --> 01:07:34,816
the next Jane's Addiction.

830
01:07:34,849 --> 01:07:36,752
Greg Null was
a fucking genius.

831
01:07:36,785 --> 01:07:38,987
Yeah,
till he went batshit crazy

832
01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:40,789
and killed
his whole fucking band.

833
01:07:40,822 --> 01:07:44,260
Right here in this house.

834
01:07:46,094 --> 01:07:48,563
Yeah, that's just
rock and roll folklore.

835
01:07:48,596 --> 01:07:50,432
Mm-mm, I was there.

836
01:07:50,465 --> 01:07:53,602
Greg Null and I were close.
Very close.

837
01:07:53,635 --> 01:07:56,972
I was his number one groupie
and muse.

838
01:07:57,005 --> 01:07:59,408
Now we're taking advice
from groupies?

839
01:07:59,441 --> 01:08:02,044
Hey, watch the labels.
Groupies are people, too.

840
01:08:03,411 --> 01:08:05,947
You gotta understand,
this was the roaring '90s.

841
01:08:05,980 --> 01:08:08,483
No one gave a fuck about shit.

842
01:08:08,516 --> 01:08:13,088
But Greg, he was a visionary,
an artist of the dark.

843
01:08:13,121 --> 01:08:15,357
We were all into some

844
01:08:15,390 --> 01:08:16,625
experimental life choices
back then.

845
01:08:16,658 --> 01:08:19,895
The occult sex,
energy transfers,

846
01:08:19,928 --> 01:08:21,763
and spectrophilia.

847
01:08:21,796 --> 01:08:25,067
He possessed
this living book

848
01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:27,770
made from human flesh.

849
01:08:28,870 --> 01:08:33,108
The book was rumored to hold
the secret incantations...

850
01:08:33,141 --> 01:08:35,978
of Aleister Crowley.

851
01:08:38,146 --> 01:08:40,515
As time went on,

852
01:08:40,548 --> 01:08:44,386
something truly sinister
took a hold of Greg.

853
01:08:44,419 --> 01:08:47,889
He was obsessed with this song
from the book...

854
01:08:47,922 --> 01:08:51,660
Lacrimis de Ebrius.

855
01:08:51,693 --> 01:08:53,462
"The tears of God."

856
01:08:53,495 --> 01:08:57,666
Every day he made his band
try to complete this song.

857
01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:00,769
He believed that perfecting it

858
01:09:00,802 --> 01:09:03,638
would open
an eternal portal...

859
01:09:03,671 --> 01:09:06,441
and the spirit inside him

860
01:09:06,474 --> 01:09:08,910
would become
a demonic passage...

861
01:09:08,943 --> 01:09:11,046
into our world.

862
01:09:15,483 --> 01:09:17,052
You guys were ghost fuckers?

863
01:09:18,586 --> 01:09:22,691
Somehow, the good won out
in Greg

864
01:09:22,724 --> 01:09:26,962
and he stopped it
the only way he could.

865
01:09:28,630 --> 01:09:30,165
Greg killed himself

866
01:09:30,198 --> 01:09:33,435
to stop the completion
of the song.

867
01:09:33,868 --> 01:09:37,672
But now, the spirit
that possessed him

868
01:09:37,705 --> 01:09:40,476
has found a new instrument.

869
01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:49,184
Go! Go! Go! Go! Faster!

870
01:09:49,217 --> 01:09:50,719
Go! Hurry!

871
01:09:52,153 --> 01:09:53,989
Shit! Shit! Shit!

872
01:09:54,022 --> 01:09:57,526
Oh, shit.
Fuck. Fucking dolls.

873
01:09:57,559 --> 01:09:59,661
What the fuck!
God damn it!

874
01:09:59,694 --> 01:10:02,097
I didn't spend
the last 20 years

875
01:10:02,130 --> 01:10:03,799
teaching Pilates in Encino

876
01:10:03,832 --> 01:10:05,167
so that thing
can have its way!

877
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,802
You moved next door
to this place on purpose?

878
01:10:06,835 --> 01:10:08,203
Someone had
to guard the portal.

879
01:10:08,236 --> 01:10:10,872
Yeah, well,
he's already been possessed.

880
01:10:10,905 --> 01:10:12,541
What are we gonna do now?

881
01:10:13,975 --> 01:10:15,577
Bring him down here.

882
01:10:15,610 --> 01:10:18,180
Maybe I can just suck it out
the old fashioned way.

883
01:10:18,213 --> 01:10:21,750
- Oh, hell, no. Bad idea.
- Oh, sorry. Old habits.

884
01:10:21,783 --> 01:10:23,485
There's got to be
a better way.

885
01:10:23,518 --> 01:10:25,821
Uh, we just call the cops.

886
01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:27,823
Oh, my God,
that's such a good idea.

887
01:10:27,856 --> 01:10:30,225
"Hi. Dave Grohl's
been possessed

888
01:10:30,258 --> 01:10:31,860
"by the spirit of Greg Null.

889
01:10:31,893 --> 01:10:34,496
"Now he's on
a murderous rampage."

890
01:10:34,529 --> 01:10:36,031
Best idea I've heard since,

891
01:10:36,064 --> 01:10:37,899
"Hey, let's move
into this house."

892
01:10:37,932 --> 01:10:39,768
Okay.
What the fuck should we do?

893
01:10:39,801 --> 01:10:40,969
Come on.

894
01:10:42,504 --> 01:10:43,905
The book.

895
01:10:43,938 --> 01:10:47,976
It uses blood to stay alive.
He uses, um, raccoons.

896
01:10:48,009 --> 01:10:49,911
Ah, the basement.

897
01:10:49,944 --> 01:10:51,780
He said something
about raccoons

898
01:10:51,813 --> 01:10:53,215
when he came up
from the basement.

899
01:10:53,248 --> 01:10:55,484
Okay. Find the book.

900
01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:58,753
Turn to a passage
called Van Houten's Protocol.

901
01:10:58,786 --> 01:11:00,722
That will close the portal

902
01:11:00,755 --> 01:11:02,657
and send this fucking spirit
back to hell.

903
01:11:02,690 --> 01:11:03,692
What about you?

904
01:11:04,559 --> 01:11:06,127
You're going to be in danger

905
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,096
now that you've
told us all this.

906
01:11:08,129 --> 01:11:09,698
Ugh.

907
01:11:09,731 --> 01:11:12,868
You wanna stay back
and make sure I'm safe?

908
01:11:13,835 --> 01:11:17,239
She's right. Nate, Pat,
you guys go find the book.

909
01:11:17,272 --> 01:11:19,875
Taylor, go keep Dave occupied.

910
01:11:19,908 --> 01:11:21,209
Drum tracks.

911
01:11:21,242 --> 01:11:23,211
You haven't done
any drum tracks yet.

912
01:11:23,244 --> 01:11:25,180
I ain't going anywhere near

913
01:11:25,213 --> 01:11:26,781
that fucking psycho.
Fuck that.

914
01:11:26,814 --> 01:11:28,583
No, just go up there
and fuck up the drums

915
01:11:28,616 --> 01:11:29,918
so he can't finish the song.

916
01:11:29,951 --> 01:11:31,253
Shouldn't be too hard for you.

917
01:11:31,286 --> 01:11:33,655
Eat a bag of dicks, Smear.

918
01:11:33,688 --> 01:11:34,990
Be careful,

919
01:11:35,023 --> 01:11:37,692
this is far
from a simple possession.

920
01:11:37,725 --> 01:11:40,896
That caretaker is
more than just Greg Null.

921
01:11:41,262 --> 01:11:44,700
There is an evil spirit
inside him.

922
01:11:48,703 --> 01:11:51,072
- Let's go.
- No, I said I'm not doing it!

923
01:11:51,105 --> 01:11:52,741
I'm not going near
that motherfucking house!

924
01:11:52,774 --> 01:11:53,675
Come on!

925
01:11:53,708 --> 01:11:55,143
Let's go! Come on!

926
01:11:55,176 --> 01:11:57,112
Fuck you,
motherfuckers!

927
01:12:15,763 --> 01:12:17,099
Yes.

928
01:12:18,299 --> 01:12:21,636
- He took the fucking SIM card!
- Quick.

929
01:12:29,310 --> 01:12:31,146
I'll keep you so fucking safe
right now.

930
01:12:31,179 --> 01:12:33,181
I bet you will.

931
01:12:34,716 --> 01:12:36,351
I wanna take this off.
Take this off.

932
01:12:36,384 --> 01:12:38,787
Can't get it off!

933
01:12:43,391 --> 01:12:45,794
Wait, wait, wait.
Put some music on

934
01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:47,262
so Dave doesn't hear us.

935
01:12:47,295 --> 01:12:49,064
All right.

936
01:13:05,313 --> 01:13:07,282
Okay, let's go.

937
01:13:07,315 --> 01:13:10,719
Maybe I should wait up here,
to be a lookout?

938
01:13:10,752 --> 01:13:12,988
No fucking way, dude. Come on.

939
01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:31,406
My latest guilty pleasure.

940
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:36,011
Ooh. That is my shit! Mm!

941
01:13:36,044 --> 01:13:37,679
Mm-hmm.

942
01:13:37,712 --> 01:13:40,048
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

943
01:13:58,733 --> 01:14:01,803
This is my favorite part!
This is my favorite part!

944
01:14:01,836 --> 01:14:04,072
Ooh, you're nasty.
I like that.

945
01:14:44,045 --> 01:14:48,149
Jesus...
somebody lived down here.

946
01:14:48,182 --> 01:14:52,154
Greg Null,
or whatever he is now.

947
01:15:09,070 --> 01:15:14,076
Ugh. Fuck, dude. Look!

948
01:15:16,277 --> 01:15:19,748
"The sacrifice
feeds the book."

949
01:15:25,953 --> 01:15:28,090
Poor little guy.

950
01:15:50,945 --> 01:15:54,249
Pat, find me something
to pry this open with.

951
01:17:08,189 --> 01:17:09,958
Fuck!

952
01:17:25,072 --> 01:17:28,310
Come on!

953
01:17:40,955 --> 01:17:43,458
Hey, buddy.
How you doing, man?

954
01:17:45,660 --> 01:17:47,095
The ending.

955
01:17:48,596 --> 01:17:50,899
I can hear it.

956
01:17:51,699 --> 01:17:54,636
All we need to do
is lay down the drums.

957
01:17:55,536 --> 01:17:57,672
The drums?
Why don't you and Shifty

958
01:17:57,705 --> 01:17:59,908
do some more guitars?

959
01:18:02,576 --> 01:18:04,980
Shifty's done.

960
01:18:21,662 --> 01:18:23,365
Warm up.

961
01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:28,103
You're next.

962
01:18:33,207 --> 01:18:34,442
- What's happening?
- Fucking hell!

963
01:18:34,475 --> 01:18:36,378
With these
fucking demons!

964
01:18:37,211 --> 01:18:38,346
There's, like,

965
01:18:38,379 --> 01:18:40,281
real fucking demons, Nate!

966
01:18:40,314 --> 01:18:41,917
Lacrimis de Ebrius.

967
01:18:42,516 --> 01:18:44,486
Demonic incantations.

968
01:18:46,253 --> 01:18:49,090
Ah. Here we go, exorcisms.

969
01:19:03,104 --> 01:19:06,441
No, no, no, that's not it.
That's not it.

970
01:19:06,474 --> 01:19:08,109
You're doing this
on purpose, man.

971
01:19:08,142 --> 01:19:10,278
No, man. I'm just trying to
get this fucking ending right.

972
01:19:10,311 --> 01:19:13,247
Okay, it's fucking simple.
It just goes...

973
01:19:16,017 --> 01:19:17,986
I'm pretty sure that's
what I was doing, man.

974
01:19:18,019 --> 01:19:19,620
Pretty sure it's not.

975
01:19:19,653 --> 01:19:22,390
Dude, why don't we just wait
for Nate and Pat to get here?

976
01:19:22,423 --> 01:19:24,359
Nate and Pat?

977
01:19:24,392 --> 01:19:25,626
Fuck them!

978
01:19:25,659 --> 01:19:27,495
What do they know
about fucking drums?

979
01:19:27,528 --> 01:19:29,764
You and me, right?
We're drummers.

980
01:19:29,797 --> 01:19:31,733
We speak the same language.

981
01:19:31,766 --> 01:19:33,768
Let's finish
the fucking track.

982
01:19:33,801 --> 01:19:35,636
Can't we just wait, dude?

983
01:19:35,669 --> 01:19:37,338
Let's just finish
the fucking track

984
01:19:37,371 --> 01:19:39,040
and get out of here!

985
01:19:39,073 --> 01:19:41,642
It's not Dave.
You're not Dave.

986
01:19:41,675 --> 01:19:44,045
What did you just say?

987
01:19:44,078 --> 01:19:45,680
I didn't say anything, man.

988
01:19:47,214 --> 01:19:50,051
Just play the fucking drums!

989
01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:18,380
Yeah. That's it.

990
01:20:21,182 --> 01:20:23,151
Yeah!

991
01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,688
That's it!

992
01:20:59,153 --> 01:21:02,157
There you go, man.
I finished the fucking song.

993
01:21:03,324 --> 01:21:04,659
You did.

994
01:21:08,429 --> 01:21:09,731
Thank you.

995
01:21:23,644 --> 01:21:25,813
"The Van Houten Protocol
for Demonic Cleansing.

996
01:21:25,846 --> 01:21:27,381
It's imperative to confirm

997
01:21:27,414 --> 01:21:29,117
the possessing entity
is of demonic origin...

998
01:21:29,150 --> 01:21:30,685
before employing
these techniques.

999
01:21:30,718 --> 01:21:31,853
Look for these signs.

1000
01:21:31,886 --> 01:21:34,322
One, digestive system
shutdown."

1001
01:21:38,826 --> 01:21:42,296
No more oatmeal beer bongs
for Davey.

1002
01:21:42,329 --> 01:21:44,665
"Ability to levitate objects
or defy gravity."

1003
01:21:44,698 --> 01:21:46,767
Just play nice with
this L sharp bullshit, right?

1004
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,703
Play E flat
and get through it.

1005
01:21:48,736 --> 01:21:52,507
It's an L! L!

1006
01:21:53,774 --> 01:21:55,710
"Incessant masturbation."

1007
01:21:56,277 --> 01:21:57,578
Dave!

1008
01:21:57,611 --> 01:21:58,813
What are you doing in there?

1009
01:21:58,846 --> 01:22:00,348
Sounds like
you're playing patty cake

1010
01:22:00,381 --> 01:22:02,183
with a soft chicken dumpling!

1011
01:22:02,216 --> 01:22:04,485
- Didn't he do that already?
- Does that disqualify him?

1012
01:22:04,518 --> 01:22:07,522
This demonic shit's
complicated.

1013
01:22:07,555 --> 01:22:09,157
"Insatiable hunger
for raw meat,

1014
01:22:09,190 --> 01:22:11,459
human flesh in particular."

1015
01:22:11,492 --> 01:22:13,794
Fuck, I think he ate Chris.

1016
01:22:13,827 --> 01:22:15,730
Fuck, he's definitely
possessed.

1017
01:22:15,763 --> 01:22:18,700
Okay. So, what do we do?

1018
01:22:19,433 --> 01:22:21,302
We go save his ass.

1019
01:22:26,774 --> 01:22:28,710
That's not good.

1020
01:22:33,781 --> 01:22:35,816
What's he doing?

1021
01:22:59,974 --> 01:23:03,678
Oh, my God.
I think we're too late!

1022
01:23:03,711 --> 01:23:05,680
That's Taylor! Look!

1023
01:23:10,884 --> 01:23:13,354
Read the book.
We gotta stop this!

1024
01:23:18,259 --> 01:23:20,428
Here we go. To begin
the Van Houten Protocol...

1025
01:23:20,461 --> 01:23:21,662
Quiet!

1026
01:23:44,385 --> 01:23:45,286
Fuck!

1027
01:24:11,011 --> 01:24:12,847
Fuck.

1028
01:24:16,083 --> 01:24:17,885
What the fuck!

1029
01:24:18,986 --> 01:24:21,689
Jesus! Jesus! Fuck!

1030
01:24:30,964 --> 01:24:32,700
Close the door!

1031
01:24:35,869 --> 01:24:37,371
All right,
all right, all right.

1032
01:24:37,404 --> 01:24:38,572
"The vessel must be purified

1033
01:24:38,605 --> 01:24:39,740
to release
the infecting spirit.

1034
01:24:39,773 --> 01:24:41,776
Copious amounts
of Holy Water..."

1035
01:24:41,809 --> 01:24:43,378
The pool!

1036
01:24:50,851 --> 01:24:52,787
"Under the designations
of these sacred passages,

1037
01:24:52,820 --> 01:24:55,757
I anoint this body of water
as a conduit of purity."

1038
01:25:02,863 --> 01:25:04,065
Oh.

1039
01:25:04,732 --> 01:25:06,901
That won't work.

1040
01:25:06,934 --> 01:25:09,704
You don't know
what you're doing.

1041
01:25:21,849 --> 01:25:24,018
Whoa, whoa.

1042
01:25:33,093 --> 01:25:34,762
Hurry up and read!

1043
01:25:35,729 --> 01:25:39,100
"Heavenly Father, Holy Spirit,
rebel son Jesus,

1044
01:25:39,133 --> 01:25:40,768
bestow your divine power
into this water

1045
01:25:40,801 --> 01:25:43,604
that we may wash Dave clean
from this foul demon!"

1046
01:25:50,010 --> 01:25:51,379
Something's happening!

1047
01:25:53,113 --> 01:25:57,885
Yes, your death
is being delayed.

1048
01:25:58,519 --> 01:26:00,154
The fucking demons!

1049
01:26:00,187 --> 01:26:01,589
Give me the fucking book,

1050
01:26:01,622 --> 01:26:04,025
or I'll rip it
out of your dead hands!

1051
01:26:05,192 --> 01:26:06,627
"Hear us, Lord,
come cleanse the soul

1052
01:26:06,660 --> 01:26:07,695
of this infernal beast

1053
01:26:07,728 --> 01:26:09,063
that hath taken Dave
and turned him

1054
01:26:09,096 --> 01:26:10,998
into a satanic vessel
from hell!"

1055
01:26:11,031 --> 01:26:13,868
Stop reading
that fucking book!

1056
01:26:13,901 --> 01:26:16,137
Fuck you! We want Dave back!

1057
01:26:16,870 --> 01:26:21,008
Dave? Dave's been gone
for decades.

1058
01:26:21,041 --> 01:26:23,845
He's a slave to music.

1059
01:26:24,211 --> 01:26:25,846
What about our band?

1060
01:26:25,879 --> 01:26:28,182
The band?

1061
01:26:28,215 --> 01:26:31,719
What about them?
Rami got what he wanted.

1062
01:26:31,752 --> 01:26:34,555
Taylor finished the song.

1063
01:26:34,588 --> 01:26:37,691
And Chris... Chris was right.

1064
01:26:37,724 --> 01:26:41,529
He does make
a killer barbecue.

1065
01:26:42,729 --> 01:26:44,832
"Demon of the Twelfth Realm,
defiler of souls...

1066
01:26:44,865 --> 01:26:46,600
sitting at the left hand
of Lucifer..."

1067
01:26:46,633 --> 01:26:49,170
You're weak! You're nothing!

1068
01:26:49,203 --> 01:26:52,006
I'll crush
your pathetic souls!

1069
01:26:52,039 --> 01:26:54,041
"I command you to be gone
from this human vessel!

1070
01:26:54,074 --> 01:26:55,976
Take leave
of this innocent body...

1071
01:26:56,009 --> 01:26:58,712
and return to your kingdom
of blasphemy and filth!"

1072
01:27:03,050 --> 01:27:04,752
Oh, Demon!

1073
01:27:04,785 --> 01:27:06,087
Let Dave fucking go!

1074
01:27:17,264 --> 01:27:20,601
Do you see him?
Where did he go?

1075
01:27:21,735 --> 01:27:24,071
- Where is he?
- I don't know.

1076
01:27:32,579 --> 01:27:34,114
Oh, my God!

1077
01:27:36,283 --> 01:27:37,718
You guys!

1078
01:27:48,896 --> 01:27:50,631
Oh, God.

1079
01:27:51,598 --> 01:27:54,568
Ugh, last thing I remember

1080
01:27:54,601 --> 01:27:56,170
is that fucking raccoon, man,

1081
01:27:56,203 --> 01:27:58,639
and then poof!

1082
01:27:58,672 --> 01:28:01,642
Dude, we got some bad news.

1083
01:28:01,675 --> 01:28:02,943
Oh, my God, the song.

1084
01:28:02,976 --> 01:28:04,545
We cannot
finish the song, okay?

1085
01:28:04,578 --> 01:28:06,547
Whatever's in that basement,
we can't let it out.

1086
01:28:06,580 --> 01:28:08,549
No, it's about the guys.

1087
01:28:08,582 --> 01:28:10,684
I think I swallowed
some pool water.

1088
01:28:13,220 --> 01:28:16,023
I fucking love you guys, man.

1089
01:28:16,056 --> 01:28:19,126
I fucking love you.

1090
01:28:20,060 --> 01:28:23,531
You totally saved my...

1091
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:41,582
Oh, gross!

1092
01:28:41,615 --> 01:28:43,818
Is that Shifty?

1093
01:28:52,059 --> 01:28:54,795
God, that tastes like shit!

1094
01:28:55,228 --> 01:28:56,864
It's all right, buddy.
You're okay now.

1095
01:28:56,897 --> 01:28:58,632
Oh, God.

1096
01:29:21,021 --> 01:29:22,890
No.

1097
01:29:24,157 --> 01:29:26,827
No! No!

1098
01:29:38,805 --> 01:29:41,308
Now I'll kill you,

1099
01:29:41,341 --> 01:29:45,212
like the rest
of your pathetic little band.

1100
01:30:09,436 --> 01:30:12,172
Fuck you! Fuck you!

1101
01:30:12,205 --> 01:30:14,241
Fuck you!

1102
01:30:14,274 --> 01:30:16,944
Fuck you!

1103
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:39,266
Killed us. Crushed our dreams.

1104
01:30:39,299 --> 01:30:45,206
You were weak.
The curse is lifted.

1105
01:30:46,073 --> 01:30:48,208
Now you will suffer.

1106
01:30:48,241 --> 01:30:51,445
Suffer. Suffer. Suffer.

1107
01:32:18,799 --> 01:32:22,436
The sacrifice feeds the book.

1108
01:32:27,107 --> 01:32:28,175
Thank you.

1109
01:32:52,933 --> 01:32:55,236
Okay.

1110
01:32:57,270 --> 01:32:59,974
Get me the fuck
out of here, man.

1111
01:33:32,339 --> 01:33:34,074
The fucking van.

1112
01:33:34,107 --> 01:33:36,343
Hey, we're gonna grab the van.
Stay here.

1113
01:33:36,376 --> 01:33:38,078
Okay.

1114
01:34:02,636 --> 01:34:07,107
Oh, fuck! We gave shitty Dave
the keys! Ugh.

1115
01:34:07,140 --> 01:34:09,009
Just get in.

1116
01:34:10,176 --> 01:34:11,578
What are you doing?

1117
01:34:11,611 --> 01:34:13,314
I'm gonna do it
the old-fashioned way.

1118
01:34:21,054 --> 01:34:23,657
Hit the gas
when the wire makes contact.

1119
01:34:23,690 --> 01:34:24,992
What?

1120
01:34:25,025 --> 01:34:28,028
You need to hit the gas
when I spark it!

1121
01:34:45,412 --> 01:34:47,147
What are you doing here?

1122
01:34:47,180 --> 01:34:49,950
See if there's
any others left.

1123
01:34:54,721 --> 01:34:57,391
Oh, my God.
Shill, thank God you're here.

1124
01:34:57,424 --> 01:35:01,161
This house is a fucking
shit show, man!

1125
01:35:01,194 --> 01:35:03,063
You have no idea
what we just went through.

1126
01:35:03,096 --> 01:35:06,566
The devil rules
all of rock and roll.

1127
01:35:06,599 --> 01:35:09,002
What? No, no, no. Listen.

1128
01:35:09,035 --> 01:35:12,339
This place
is a disaster, okay?

1129
01:35:12,372 --> 01:35:14,374
It's been a fucking nightmare
recording here!

1130
01:35:14,407 --> 01:35:15,609
Why did you send us
to this house?

1131
01:35:15,642 --> 01:35:18,011
Don't give me
your sob story, Dave.

1132
01:35:18,044 --> 01:35:19,546
I know exactly
what's going on.

1133
01:35:20,113 --> 01:35:22,449
- You do?
- Oh, yeah.

1134
01:35:22,482 --> 01:35:25,018
You know, rock and roll...

1135
01:35:25,051 --> 01:35:27,654
It hasn't been relevant
for a long time.

1136
01:35:27,687 --> 01:35:30,557
It needs an infusion.

1137
01:35:31,224 --> 01:35:32,326
Okay, I don't know

1138
01:35:32,359 --> 01:35:34,361
what kind of weird shit
you're into...

1139
01:35:34,394 --> 01:35:39,733
The devil will make
rock and roll relevant again.

1140
01:35:39,766 --> 01:35:43,270
The devil
will make it dangerous.

1141
01:35:45,372 --> 01:35:48,242
You finished the song,
didn't you, Dave?

1142
01:35:48,608 --> 01:35:50,010
Uh...

1143
01:35:50,043 --> 01:35:52,980
No, not yet. It's complicated.

1144
01:35:53,013 --> 01:35:54,247
We're close.

1145
01:35:54,280 --> 01:35:57,017
It's just the arrangement
and the composition is...

1146
01:35:57,050 --> 01:36:01,355
I've been waiting 20 years
to finish that song!

1147
01:36:01,388 --> 01:36:03,290
I just needed
the right vehicle.

1148
01:36:03,323 --> 01:36:06,193
Someone who could handle
all that evil.

1149
01:36:06,226 --> 01:36:07,294
I needed you.

1150
01:36:09,396 --> 01:36:13,033
First of all, Obi-Wan Kenobi,
nice fucking cape.

1151
01:36:13,066 --> 01:36:15,502
Second of all,
you're so fucking lame!

1152
01:36:15,535 --> 01:36:17,137
Who the fuck
do you think you are?

1153
01:36:17,170 --> 01:36:18,305
Sending us
to this fucking shithole

1154
01:36:18,338 --> 01:36:19,406
to make a record?

1155
01:36:19,439 --> 01:36:20,707
You're just a manager, okay?

1156
01:36:20,740 --> 01:36:23,343
You don't know the first
fucking thing about music!

1157
01:36:23,376 --> 01:36:25,546
You just wanna
make your money.

1158
01:36:29,382 --> 01:36:32,252
I made you!

1159
01:36:44,197 --> 01:36:47,167
Pat! Pat, there's something
back there, come on!

1160
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:49,103
Oh, shit!

1161
01:37:02,182 --> 01:37:03,817
Pat, move, move, move!

1162
01:37:03,850 --> 01:37:06,186
What the fuck do you think
I'm doing? Hold on a minute!

1163
01:37:06,419 --> 01:37:08,722
Oh, motherf...!

1164
01:37:16,496 --> 01:37:18,765
Dude, the time is
fucking nigh! Start the car!

1165
01:37:18,798 --> 01:37:21,201
Nate, give me a fucking
minute! I almost got it!

1166
01:37:21,234 --> 01:37:24,137
Come on, move!
It's getting closer!

1167
01:37:24,170 --> 01:37:25,372
It's almost here, Pat.
Come on!

1168
01:37:25,405 --> 01:37:26,706
What the fuck are you
doing down there?

1169
01:37:37,417 --> 01:37:39,586
Dude! Pat, now, now, now!

1170
01:37:39,619 --> 01:37:42,089
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know,
I know, I know! Hold on!

1171
01:37:42,655 --> 01:37:44,357
Hi, guys.

1172
01:37:44,390 --> 01:37:46,693
Stop fighting me,
Dave.

1173
01:37:46,726 --> 01:37:48,595
Stop fighting me.

1174
01:37:48,628 --> 01:37:50,497
I'm trying to help you!

1175
01:37:51,498 --> 01:37:53,200
The real you!

1176
01:37:54,367 --> 01:37:59,506
Donke zonke allar beiga!

1177
01:37:59,539 --> 01:38:02,543
Beiga zonke!

1178
01:38:08,381 --> 01:38:10,117
Here it comes! Spark it!

1179
01:38:15,355 --> 01:38:16,723
Nate!

1180
01:38:27,867 --> 01:38:31,805
Oh, fuck! Pat! Fuck.

1181
01:38:31,838 --> 01:38:35,242
Pat! Sorry, Pat! I'm sorry!

1182
01:38:52,392 --> 01:38:54,595
Barb?

1183
01:39:25,425 --> 01:39:28,795
Help? I killed my band
because of your help!

1184
01:39:28,828 --> 01:39:31,865
Die, you cocksucker! Die!

1185
01:39:34,567 --> 01:39:36,403
You finished it.

1186
01:39:36,436 --> 01:39:39,873
You finished the song,
didn't you?

1187
01:39:39,906 --> 01:39:41,542
You finished it.

1188
01:39:55,855 --> 01:40:00,928
You finished it.
You did, didn't you?

1189
01:40:01,928 --> 01:40:03,330
Ah.

1190
01:40:03,997 --> 01:40:06,633
Look at the rage in your eyes.

1191
01:40:08,301 --> 01:40:10,771
You're not Dave Grohl.

1192
01:40:13,039 --> 01:40:16,610
It's time
for your solo career.

1193
01:40:35,595 --> 01:40:36,730
We're ready for you, brother.

1194
01:40:36,763 --> 01:40:38,966
That is a full house
out there.

1195
01:40:40,733 --> 01:40:42,769
You all good, Dave?

1196
01:40:43,569 --> 01:40:45,872
Never better.

1197
01:40:45,905 --> 01:40:47,307
Okay.

1198
01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:21,360
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