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I don't want to be here anymore, I don't like it.
Yeah, I know, man. But you have to have a little more patience.
I'm all out of patience. Why don't you get me out on bail?
How do I do that?
You're asking me, man? You're the lawyer!
Man, bail is only for Americans, that bullshit doesn't work for us.
-That bullshit doesn't work for us? -Nope.
Listen to me, buddy.
If you keep dicking me around, I'll make your life a living hell.
And where my boys will send you will be even colder than here.
-You said hell. Hell is hot. -But you'll be cold.
-Do you know why they call me Snow? -Because you traffic cocaine, dude.
Hush!
Well, yeah. But that's not what matters. I wanted to tell you something else.
If you don't get me out of here, I'll kill you.
So what now?
What was that?
Wait, I can't hear you anymore. Wait.
Guard! Guard, the phone stopped working!
Well, if it doesn't work then go back to your cell.
Get out of here. I've got important matters to discuss.
Hold on a minute.
I have important stuff to discuss, too!
Come on, I'm asking you nicely to wrap it up.
Wait a minute. I asked you to wait a minute!
I didn't ask for much, just to wait a minute, just a minute.
-I can't. -I'll give you three cigarettes.
-Four. -Greedy, huh? Thanks!
Okay, where were we?
Listen up. I can make your life a living hell.
If you don't get me out of here,
I'll come after you and your kids. You got it?
-Monkey, are you talking to me? -No, to the lawyer.
Then go back to your side and talk to the lawyer.
Can't you see I'm talking to Tea over here?
The phone doesn't work!
Ah, your phone doesn't work! Why didn't you say so, sweetie?
-I told you. -Did you?
While you're at it, tell me this: have you always been this stupid?
Oh, you think you're so slick? Why don't you try talking to Tea now?
-Go… -Hey!
Right, now can you hear me better?
Don't forget the cigarettes.
See, check mate.
-What? -Check mate.
Oh, yeah? Then I'm done playing.
Hey man, I wanted to ask you.
Don't you think you were a little rude to the lawyer?
Who, me?
Yeah, swear on my mother, you threatened his family. Are you insane?
-Won't he be angry? -Angry how? That's my brother.
-Your brother or your brother? -He's my brother, he knows me.
-Swear on your mother, you're not lying. -I swear on my mother, Tea.
Would you look at that? Your parents actually had a successful child.
Yeah, but they loved him too, just as he is.
Nice one.
Hey, who was that at visitation?
The one who was with you yesterday, the one with a big mouth? Who was he?
-Love? -That's his name? Does he like guys?
No, they call him Love because he has women working.
Hookers?
Yeah, he shares love with the city. Do you know what I mean?
No.
You know, "S" words.
Syphilis, scabies, gonorrhea…
Ahh… I had those as a kid.
But not for long.
And why did he come to you?
He wants to extend his business into the prison
and he wants me to help him with a lever here.
Lev… what?
I want to break out, man.
From where? Here?
No, not from here… I wanna finish my sentence.
24 hours after I'm free, I'll do something else, to come back,
to call him and tell him "I'm back in, help me break out."
I swear to god, Snow, are you stupid?
Okay, relax!
You just confused me a little. You're not breaking out?
Boys you have a…
Ah, a new cellmate.
Hello Tea, how are you doing?
Look at him! Speak of the devil!
EXPERIMENTS LAB
I gotta hand it to you, bro, this is cool.
Come with me.
What's that?
Hey, wait… I can walk on my own.
-Good evening, I'm… -Just a minute!
Yes!
Good evening, darling.
So, this is it?
-This is it, yeah. -Yeah.
This is it.
Good, so this is it.
Take a look.
-This is it. -This is it.
Let's see, then…
So, one, two, three, four…
six, seven, eight, nine.
Excuse me, Mr. Director, what are you doing? Counting all of it?
What, you want me to take you at your word?
Sixteen, seventeen.
Yeah, but considering how much it is, we'll be here till tomorrow.
We'll be here even longer if it isn't all there.
-Thirty. -What'd you get up to?
-Thirty -Thirty?
Thirty-three, thirty-four…
I'm gonna go have a cigarette.
Stay put.
What's that, man?
Stay put!
Okay, see I heard you that time. That's why I asked you before,
because I didn't hear you and I wanted you to speak up a little.
What did he say?
He said to stay put until I finish counting the money. Have a seat.
Fifty-one.
You know that you can't hold me here against my will.
Just kidding. Of course you can.
-Please, continue counting. -Fifty-five, fifty-six.
I'm having people over for Christmas dinner,
I don't want to keep them waiting.
Christmas dinner? It's March.
-At this rate… -Ah, you're being funny? Nice.
-Yeah. -Forty-five, forty-six.
What do we have here?
Weren't you supposed to help this guy break out?
That's what I'm doing, man. But it's none of your business.
None of my business? I'm sorry, forgive me.
So you came to get him yourself?
Okay, sounds great, go right ahead.
-Okay, let's go. -Where do you think you're going?
Didn't I have to get in to get you out? If this moron hadn't broken the phone
while I was explaining the plan…
Tea, I told you on the outside, stop hanging out with idiots.
This guy doesn't look right.
-I told you. -You told me.
-Well… -Brother…
You should probably take it easy there, or I might lose my temper
and have to kick your ass.
Listen up, cold lips.
-What's his name again? -Snow.
Snow, I think you're just as stupid as you look.
Hey! Wait a minute! Come on, man!
You trying to start a fight and get us all thrown into solitary?
Calm the hell down, or we'll never get out of here! Please calm down!
It's okay, what got you all worked up? What's wrong?
Sorry, I just got a little on edge. Please, get to know each other.
Love-Snow, Snow-Love.
-Delighted to meet you. -Shake hands.
Nice to meet you.
Snow is coming with us.
-Who is coming with us? -Snow.
Where is he coming with us?
To Disneyland, to ride in the big tea cups with us.
What tea cups? What are you on? I ain't going to any tea cups.
-Leave me alone, do whatever you want. -Come on, let's go have a spin.
You go have a spin. Go on ahead and I'll follow you. Leave me alone!
That's it, stop it already, I was joking, I was joking.
I told you he's a moron.
Snow comes with us. When I needed him, he helped me. He's my friend.
That's right. Now quit horsing around.
If it wasn't for me you would've been fucked, right?
And after that Love would've taken you out on the streets to make money for him.
Quit exaggerating!
Didn't I tell them? No more kidding around.
You told them, but after they left.
But you're still my friend.
Okay, he can come with us, but only if he helps us with our job.
-What job, man? -What job, man?
It's none of your business.
Wait, how are we supposed to get out of here?
-I can't tell you, I don't trust you yet. -He doesn't trust you yet.
You don't trust me? That's alright, I don't wanna go anyway.
I don't even wanna go. I'll just stay here.
I get packages, I have TV…
Why should I go with you?
Man, I'll rat you out if you don't take me with you.
-You snitch! -Hold on, solitary confinement!
Please.
Can't you see he's trying to rile you up and you took the bait?
Love, why did you get yourself thrown in here? Couldn't I have just gotten out?
It's harder with an extra person.
-With an extra person? -Yeah.
You're saying I'm the extra? I'm the extra one? I'm the extra one!
But this guy isn't?!
Man, aren't I an idiot for trying to get you out of here?
Aren't I?
It doesn't matter anymore.
It doesn't matter. I have to tell you guys about something truly extraordinary.
1,300,551, 1,300,552,
1,300,553, 1,300,554…
Hey, Fatso, don't just stand there. Go grab a bed so we can get comfortable.
Stay there and stop whining.
I understand, you'd do it, but you have prostate problems, I get it.
…56, 1,300,557,
1,300,558…
Mr. Director! How exactly does this water work?
You put it in your mouth.
-You put it in your mouth… -I got it so far.
…and you disappear. And you reappear 22,2 meters away.
-22,2 meters exactly? -1,300,000?
-How much was it? -Why not an even 22?
Gimme a minute. 1,300,529.
No, how much was it, man? How the hell much was it?
-I don't know. -Now I have to start over again.
To hell with it!
I can't believe you're you're going to count it again.
Yes, I'm going to count it again. How could I not count it again?
Just round it up. With how much money there is there
no one's going to miss a hundred, two hundred euros.
If there's a couple hundred euros missing, I'll cut off a couple of your fingers.
With how much of you there is you won't miss a couple fingers, right?
From the top. One, two…
Don't you have a money counting machine?
I don't trust people, and I don't trust machines.
The only person I trust is my wife. That's it!
Now leave me the hell alone already!
You're making me lose it! I'm going to the other room.
You're driving me crazy. It's like you're incapable of shutting up.
Don't let him go anywhere.
Did you hear that, man? He doesn't trust machines or people.
What's his wife, then? Latex?
So what's he doing now? How much longer is he going to count?
I'm getting really thirsty.
Whoa, that is very cool!
I was just standing around like an idiot, waiting for that guy to count money,
I take one sip, and I'm on the other side of the fence.
Exactly 22,2 meters, like the director said.
Bye!
Mr. Director.
All done, darling. I counted, it's all here.
It's okay, you can go now. But what's-- what's with Ruslan?
I told him that I would take his wife with me
and I broke his heart.
Very funny. Bye.
Yeah, but you didn't explain to me how this liquid works!
So you drink it and you think about where you want to go?
You don't drink it! You just keep it in your mouth, I already told you that.
That's it. OK?
You hold this water in your mouth, right there.
Then you wait for the ionization,
and after that you maneuver the teleportation
through the movement of the water in your mouth
in the direction you want to go.
Couldn't we just… connect it to Waze?
No, I understand.
So I put it in my mouth, left, right, and I disappear.
Okay, bye.
Ruslan, what did you do?
Do you guys know what I was thinking about?
Digging a tunnel. But I don't have anything to dig with.
I've seen movies where they dig with a spoon.
But it would take me three years to finish.
That's still good.
Like hell it is, my sentence is only a year and a half.
You know what I'm thinking?
I'll just ask to stay here until I finish it.
Or maybe I'll dig two, in case I end up back here.
See, this is where you're wrong. You're selfish.
You leave it for the next guy. That's what makes a nicer generation.
And either way, three years is not a long time for a tunnel.
You know the guys from The Camp Road
have been digging for the past seven years for the subway,
and it's still not ready.
-Eight. -Eight, you hear.
Okay, we're going with your plan. But you didn't tell me what it is.
-To break out! -Ah, excuse me!
Did you hear what he said Love? To break out.
I thought escaping meant staying put.
Okay, joking aside, I need to know the how, where, and what.
I wanna know what I'm taking with me. What I need to pack.
Pack? Are you stupid? You're only taking the clothes on your back.
How am I supposed to leave with just this?
I need to know if I'm packing for just a day or two
or if I need a whole suitcase.
I can't leave these things here! That's my mother's TV! Are you out nuts?
Tea?
Hey, Snow, you can't take your mother's TV with you, buddy.
Why can't I, Tea? What's my mother supposed to watch?
The same thing she'd be watching for the next three years! Are you dumb?
-So I can't take anything? -Nothing.
-Not even underwear? -No.
-Not even socks? -No.
-My toothbrush? -Do you understand what "nothing" means?
Hold on Love, don't get so riled up.
You just blindsided me a little. I got a little confused.
Okay.
I'll tell you.
Listen up.
You have another cellmate, but this guy is deaf and mute.
Come on in.
Come on!
Right, he's deaf.
Get inside.
Look, the cleaner's here!
-Why did you bring him here, boss? -For…
… other crimes.
You.
-What, man? -His ear hurts.
You.
-He wants to sleep. -Wanna sleep, my man? Sleep?
Up.
-No, not here, there. -Here.
You're friends now. You're gonna have to rock him on your knees to sleep.
Dude, are you insane?
-He wants something more. -What?
-His throat burns. -He has a sore throat
He's a drunk. Congratulations, when did you get your doctorate?
-He's thirsty. -Hey Thirsty, pay attention to me.
Look.
Me.
Go to your bed.
You've been here for two minutes and now you're thirsty. Go to hell!
-He's thirsty, he's hungry. -He's the boss now, he climbed up.
Look at him!
Watch it, you're tearing up the bed.
-Easy. -Small, he's small, but he's heavy.
Come on, finish telling me about the plan to break out.
Well, check it out.
Come on.
I don't like his face.
What if he hears us?
The deaf can't hear.
Good thing you told me, Tea.
Good thing you told me or I would've spent the rest of my life as stupid as you.
Tell me, what did you do with that weed?
Did you smoke it or did you sell it?
So that I know what level I should talk to you on.
Normal, fried, or completely fried?
You moron, of course I know that deaf people can't hear.
But I don't like his face. I've seen these kinds of tricks before.
Wait a minute, we can clear this all up quickly, hold on.
Boy, are you deaf?
-See that? No reaction. -Bravo, dude.
Bravo.
-Is your head okay? -What did I do?
Why would you ask him that? How could a deaf person answer your question?
-He doesn't even talk. -How could-- You're driving me crazy.
How could we ask him? Did prison make you dumb? How should I ask?
-What's wrong? -Got any other ideas?
Tea, you had a few thoughts kicking around in your head before you came here.
Now you're an idiot!
Nothing.
Obviously if he's deaf and mute,
he can't hear, and if he answers it means that he isn't.
Did you get that?
So, it's clear. He's lying. Or he's nothe isn't lying!
Is he or isn't he? Toss a coin.
Either way he's late.
-What? -It's French.
-Got a better idea? -Yeah, I have one.
The three of us want to break out.
-Are you insane? -Shut up!
Are you insane? That's the last thing we need.
Look at the kind of shit he's dragging us into.
We don't want to.
It was hard, Boss.
Very hard.
He didn't let me drink,
he didn't let me smoke.
-Where is the bottle? -I have it.
Here.
You idiot! Did you drink from this?
Yes.
It's a very funny story, you know.
Still makes me laugh when I think about it.
Let's hear you out.
I was really looking forward to a laugh.
Why don't you tell me the funny story
Of how you drank from my two million euro bottle?
Come on.
-I was thirsty. -Of course.
I drank a mouthful and I disappeared.
And then I realized, that I'd actually teleported.
This stuff is really cool.
-Is this the funny part? -No!
I took a mouthful and I disappeared and then it brought me back
because I didn't know how to control it.
He said that you hold it in your mouth,
you move it left, right, like so,
and then you go where you want to go.
-Hello. -You have a…
Wait, no more, we're full already.
There's no more room, I swear to god.
-We have four beds. -I mean it, there's too many of us.
-A phone call. -When?
What phone? I don't have a phone, boss.
I only go to the phone, when you guys take me. Believe me.
Give him the phone.
Why don't you understand? I have no phone.
-They'll punish me because of you. -That's it, quiet down.
What's the matter with you?
I have a phone call. If I have a phone call it means that?
It means that someone called me.
Did I get a call, Mariane?
-Yeah… -Well then give me the phone!
It would be my pleasure.
I swear to god, you'd think we were in a public hospital.
Every time I see him I have to spend more.
Here, is this good?
It's not good, it's too little.
Is this too little? Give me my phone!
Well in this financial crisis, we're happy with just a little as well.
-It's not too little, it's good. -Hand it over.
If you let go of it, I'll give it to you.
Dude…
Hang on a minute, hang on.
Dopey, Dopey…
You have a phone call.
No, I speak.
Speaker.
-Hello. -Greetings, Love.
-Hello, Boss. -I have something for you.
A bottle, more precisely.
I'm sending it with the first shipment.
Okay, Boss,
but how will the bottle reach me?
What's that, man?
How will the bottle get to me?
What are you doing?
Are you explaining what the word "reach" means?
Can't you just ask
"How will the bottle get to me?"
Boss, I wanted to be more interesting, I wanted to…
I'll send it to you through that dumb guard, what's his name?
-Marian. -Yeah, he's next to me.
Okay, tell him to come to me at the casino.
Okay, Boss. Thank you!
Not you.
Go away.
You're disgusting, man.
Okay, you go to the casino, and you bring something for me.
Pay attention, this is very important. Did you understand?
What am I, stupid? I can't leave work now.
You can't leave? Why can't you leave?
Are you stupid? They'll fire me.
-Did he just call me stupid twice? -No, just once.
They'll fire you?
So what if they fire you?
Do you live off of their money or do you live off of our money?
I understand that last week you bought yourself a new car.
Yeah…
Electric…
-So I don't… -So you don't what?
Pollute.
You hear that? He doesn't pollute. What an environmentalist.
-Does it go fast? -No… it leaves people in the dust.
Good, then. So, in the morning, when you leave,
you get in your car and turn it on, and hit the acceleration,
Does the chair go up your ass?
-No. -No.
No, and you don't want us to make it so that it does?
I'm going to the Casino to get you something.
I'll make something up to tell the guys here.
I'll say I don't feel well.
-You already don't feel well, Marian. -No, I mean that I'm ill.
Just tell them that you don't feel well.
No, I'll say I'm sick. "I don't feel well" sounds… feminine.
Go already, get going already, go!
Is it just me or is there something off about that guy?
-How lucky did we get with that guy? -It can't be.
Looks like it's going to take a while, I'm going to the mall.
Does anyone want anything?
What do you mean going to the mall?
Do you think that you can just come and go from here as you please?
Yeah, sucker, come and go as I please,
because I wasn't arrested, you got that?
I talk to Marian, I can go whenever I want.
I just came to see what you're doing what's going on.
Do you want something or not? Give me my shirt.
If you're heading out anyway, will you get me chocolate éclair?
Sure, a chocolate eclair-- I swear to god!
-He talked! -The sucker talked.
He talks!
What did I tell you?
I told you that he's a filthy traitor, look at that mug.
Listen up, repeat after me: "Anna has apples." Say it.
-Anna has apples. -Bastard.
-Does Anna have apples? -Yeah.
Look, he even answers!
What shitty con. Do you actually speak? Come on.
Yeah, cuz, but they can't know.
I got a shorter sentence based on disability.
Nothing but tricks in their heads.
You couldn't have written a book?
Okay, I'm going. Who wants what?
Love, for fuck's sake, please get me salmon sandwich,
if you're going to the mall anyway. I got a craving for it.
I'll get it.
But if I can't find salmon,
is octopus okay?
Sure.
But, maybe I can't find octopus. Would you go for squid?
Yeah.
Good. But what if, miraculously, I find oysters? Do I buy you oysters?
No man, oysters give me…
You morons, how could I possibly leave prison?
Would I have still sent Marian to the casino if I could've gone myself?
You're both dumbasses. Look, that one is smarter than both of you.
I paid to get in; I'm not paying them to get out, too.
Ah, time to go out for some air.
Hey Tea, if we're going outside anyway,
show me the guy who grabbed you in the shower.
Victor, my dear, I want you to find out if my wife is cheating on me.
I don't think that she is, Boss. She loves you too much.
Victor, if you were a marriage counselor,
I would've come to you and asked you:
"Victor, my dear, what do you think?
Does my wife love me? Or doesn't she?"
And you would've told me whatever bullhit you believed.
And then I would be happy.
But since you aren't a marriage counselor, and I didn't ask you,
go and see if my wife is cheating on me or not.
Is there someone you suspect?
Her ex-boyfriend, that sleazy guy that keeps sending her messages
and writing to her non stop.
I'm not sure, but there's something there.
And that is what I want you to find out for me. If she's seeing him.
Do you know why I said that I don't think she's cheating on you?
Because you're far superior to him, Boss,
and it's like that song, "What does he have and I don't?"
What does she have?
-Who is she? -Delia, it's her song.
-Never mind. Pay attention. -Yeah.
This guy has a diamond worth 20 million dollars.
He has 20 million?
Yeah, keep it down, but he didn't just come by it. He stole it.
And now he has it in a safety deposit box in a bank,
where it's very well guarded.
But the issue is, he can't just go and get it either,
because the guards are after him.
Basically, he's rich, but he has no money.
I understand.
Go, but be discreet, and find out if she's cheating on me with him.
Boss, what would you prefer, for her to be cheating on you or not?
Just so I know that you're happy with the result when I get back, you know?
Honestly I would like for you to find out that she isn't.
But if you find out that she is cheating on me, you come and tell me.
And don't lie to me.
You tell me when, how, and where.
Yes, Boss.
And then I'll tell you what to do with him.
-And with her. -Her who?
-The wife. -What would you do with her?
Me? Nothing. But what, are we only punishing him?
What is your problem?
Nothing, but is that right? Wouldn't she be guilty, too?
-Why didn't she think beforehand? -Before what?
-Before she cheated on you, Boss. -Is she cheating on me?
-Who? -My wife, moron!
I don't know Boss, I wasn't talking about her, just hypothetically.
Fine, I'll go and I'll come and tell you.
But, just think about it, it's not just the man's fault, right?
She's guilty too. If she didn't want to cheat, would he take her by force?
Hands off.
Hello, love.
-Hello! -Hello… ma'am.
Victor, I need your help.
Sure, but I can't right now.
Boss asked me to take care of something and…
Why don't you show me where the problem is.
I need a bulb, I need you to change a light bulb.
Yeah.
-Bring a ladder with you. -Sure.
-Alright, Tea, which one do we beat up? -The first one who beat me up.
Which one? There's a lot of them. Did they all beat you up?
-No, no. -Which one?
The one with muscles.
Which one with muscles? They all have muscles.
-The one with the beard. -Which one? Are you pulling my leg?
-That one! -That one!
Which one, that one?
We'll break him, come on.
Break him. If it doesn't go well, just clench your butt cheeks.
If you're scared, I'll take him.
Take it easy, Ulysses, we wanna beat him up, not kill him.
Hey, little lady! Little lady!
Little lady, excuse me.
Little Hulk!
Yes, the gentleman.
Check it out, Love is looking for you.
-Excuse me. -What did you say?
Come here, please.
I saw that you wanna make love by force,
and I thought that maybe you wanna love me too.
What did you say?
I wanna give you a little kiss. Will you let me?
Let's go!
Weren't you supposed to be green? I mean…
Hold this.
Do I look green to you, asshole?
Let it go, it's not a good time.
Take this.
Hit him, Love!
He kicked his ass!
Bravo, Love! You beat him!
Bam, with the legs, and everything! You broke him!
Brother, you nailed that uppercut, bread and butter,
couldn't have done it better myself.
-Let's go! -Are you okay?
-Yeah. -Man, you really crushed him!
-Come on. -Really bad. You broke him.
Love!
-Rebecca, it's not good. -What isn't good?
-He knows. -What does he know?
He knows about us. Well, really, about you.
-What does he know? -That you're cheating on him.
-What? -Yeah.
He could kill us.
Just you for the time being, because he doesn't know that I'm your lover
and I don't want to tell him either.
Don't be a jerk! What do you mean you don't want to tell him?
Come on, I have a plan, come here.
Look, this is how it goes.
-I told him that I would follow you. -Right.
This is bad, but it's cool,
because I have a reason to always be with you.
-I have an idea. Let's run away! -Get real. Run away?
He'll figure out that it was me and I don't want that. Don't you get it?
This is what we'll do. You go through the city, and I follow you,
I report back that you're faithful and everything ends just fine, okay?
It was hard for me to come…
but…
but I came.
Transit was rough?
No, because I bought a car, electric.
I heard.
I'm glad that I've contributed to your wellbeing.
Marian, how many times have you asked me for something? Did I ever protest?
Did I complain? Did I say that I can't help you?
Or did I say, "hey Marian, I'll take care of it."
The last one, "alright Marian, I'll take care of it."
Did you hear how nice that sounds? Say it again.
"Alright Mariane I'll take care of it."
Then why can't you do the same for me?
Please forgive me, I can. I came. What can I help you with, Boss?
First of all I want a happier attitude, a better attitude.
That's it, Marian!
How can I help you, my Boss?
See, you can do it. Pay attention.
Do you see this bottle?
No, I'm not thirsty.
What is in it is very important. Extremely important.
This bottle needs to get to the boys in that special cell.
I understand, but it's not going to be easy, no.
It's not easy.
Mr. Boss, there's someone important waiting for you.
He says he has some things to show you.
Mioara, please, when I press this button,
it means that I'm done listening to whatever crap
someone in here is telling me.
And you're supposed to come in and tell me something specific.
Not this, that someone came for me to see something. Something specific!
Mr. Vasile is here to show you some… wheels of cheese!
Metaphorically speaking. Do you understand?
I understand, metaphorically speaking.
Good, go.
-Let's get down to business, quickly. -Let's get down to business.
-Here? -Here on the bed.
-Yeah, here. -Get down to business.
-God, I'm gonna get down to business. -Get down to business!
Wait! Let me see who it is.
Who is it? Who it is, come on tell me, who, who loves you?
-It's him. -Him who?
Your Boss, your husband, my Boss.
Leave him, don't answer now.
If I don't answer, he'll ask why I didn't answer,
and I don't know what to tell him.
Do you really think that now is the time to answer? Come on.
No, the best time to answer is when he calls me.
Come on, let me answer, please. Will you let me?
Okay, answer.
Don't move. Just stay there for a minute, don't say a word.
Hello, yeah, Boss.
No, I didn't hear you, because, forgive me,
I couldn't find my phone. No.
I just walked into a brewery.
Yes.
No, there is a lady here, a guy told a joke and the lady is laughing.
Yes, no. Wow, that's good. No, I mean I can hear you really well.
I hear you very good, yes, Boss?
Yes, what's going on?
What are you saying? Yes, of course.
I'm following the missus, she went out into the city.
And right now I'm on her. I've got my eyes on her.
Yes, Boss.
Of course, she isn't getting away; Nobody is getting away here.
Take it easy. All good here. No, Boss.
Listen, when the boys get there, I'll be there as well.
I'll just be here a little longer and then I'll finish up.
Yes, your wife is turning around,
she's heading back home,
yes and there is no point in me following her there,
because we all know where she'll be.
I love you. I said she loves you very much.
Your wife loves you very much.
I don't think that she's cheating on you, I truly don't.
Yes, I'll hang up. No, you hang up.
Come on, hang up. Okay, I'll hang up.
-Get off of me. -Why?
-Get off of me. -I was almost there.
I was this close to strangling you! Get off!
You're the biggest suck-up I have ever met.
Yes, Boss, okay, Boss, now, Boss. I'll do it, right away, Boss.
I'm taking care of it.
That is all you're capable of.
What did you want me to do?
What? Oh, nothing, just be a man.
If you took his woman,
you could take his business as well, you could take everything from him.
And then kill him.
That way I could see what you're capable of.
If not, then it means that everything I've done until now has been in vain.
Or maybe you just don't love me.
How could I not love you?
You're my life.
You know that, right?
But how am I supposed to take over the business?
How could I kill him?
He's one of the slickest mafia men in this country.
Oh, yeah?
That means that I'm stupid. I'm stupid, not you.
That is what I have to do, I have to return to him.
He's a strong man.
-And me? -You? A piece of shit!
Why don't you watch how you talk to me?
Really? What are you going to do to me?
Are you going to spank my little ass?
Are you going to throw me on bed and tie me to it?
What are you going to do to me?
Nothing.
You'd better go back to your boss.
And starting today,
we'll both be kissing his ass, not just you.
Only that you…
you do it more passionately.
And more often.
So we aren't changing a light bulb?
Shove it up your ass.
Be careful, be very careful, don't drink even a drop from it.
No, no I won't
Didn't I tell you I'm not thirsty?
Pay attention, if you take a mouthful, even just a mouthful,
you won't be able to drive your new electric car.
Darling, can you tell me why I'm being followed by that idiot, Victor?
I went out into the city and I realized that he was following me.
I suspect that you put him up to this, right?
Honey, I have things to discuss with this gentleman,
and we can talk afterwards.
No, I can stay, I can wait, it's no problem at all.
See. He doesn't mind at all. Thank you. I'm Rebecca, his wife.
My respects, Marian, nice to meet you.
Sit down.
So, why is this idiot Victor following me?
I have no idea.
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my husband.
My husband is a very suspicious man.
He probably thinks that I'm cheating on him.
That's how it is in the highlife.
We follow our wives,
when we aren't sure enough about ourselves.
If you have something to say to me, please say it to my face.
Don't send your dogs to follow me. It's embarrassing.
-Marian, you can go. -Alright, I'm going.
Thank you very much!
Marian, take the bottle too, you idiot. That's why you came.
-Thank you! -Marian!
Your glasses.
-Forgive me. I should've trusted you. -Yes.
You're right, I told Victor to follow you.
But that's only because I feel like you've been very cold lately.
You felt like your mother was cold, too, but you didn't have her followed.
My mother died. That's not a joke.
I want you to fire this idiot, Victor.
Please, be reasonable, we trust him.
He knows exactly how things are run around here.
Mr. Boss, Mr. Vasile is here.
He wants to show you some cheese, metaphorically speaking.
Mioara, you can go in the other room, and write up your resignation.
Thank you very much!
-Why? -Because you're stupid.
I understand, I'll go and resign, metaphorically speaking.
Nothing to say, guys?
-Shut the hell up. -Why?
Because I said so.
Come on, Marian, what took you so long?
My car ran out of battery. I had to push it all the way here.
These electric cars are cool, but they're bad with…
-With what, Marian? -With… this infrastructure.
And you think that we're all waiting for you here, like morons,
so that we can talk to you about infrastructure, right?
You wanna talk, for real? Thank you.
Because I don't really have anyone to talk about this with.
I think it's about, about…
About, give me the bottle! Give me the bottle, man.
That's why I sent you.
You didn't put it there.
I didn't put it there because it was too big and it didn't fit.
I put it nearby.
I think it's a thing… there have to be chargers.
Get the hell out of here, with your chargers!
Fuck your chargers!
Talking about your car in prison.
You can't have… privacy, not even in your own cell.
Let's see…
What do we have here?
So, what do we have here?
What do you have there?
Really, what do we have here?
Dopey, I don't like you talking about "we". This is between us three.
Let's make it between us four.
Or I'll go tell the warden you're planning a prison break.
-What? -Come here.
Wait a minute, Love, let him go, he just stepped onto my turf.
What did you say?
You little shrimp, you're going to rat us out to the warden?
Are you a snitch?
Is that how you want to die?
I'll kill you right now. We'll all kill you.
Listen, if you snitch on us to the warden
I'll snitch on you too, that you aren't deaf or mute, punk.
And if these guys figure out that you lied,
they'll triple your sentence. Wait and see what they'll call you then, dumbass.
Hang on, what is your name?
What are we doing now? Are we becoming friends with him?
We'll kill him.
Do you want us to cut you up?
To…
To poison you?
Or both?
We'll cut him up first and then we'll poison him.
Mary mother of God, first we poison him and then we cut him up.
Or maybe he has a preference. What do you prefer?
I don't wanna snitch on you guys.
Relax, I was just thinking that you guys could take me with you.
You thought wrong. Go back home.
Go back to your bed is what I meant. Get!
And if you ever piss us off again
we'll turn you inside out. Do you understand? Get!
So, how does this thing work?
I don't know, Boss told me that it takes you 20 meters away.
We should drink it when they let us out next to the fence. So that…
What if it doesn't work?
No way, just gotta make sure it takes us in the right direction.
Love…
why don't you go first, brother, so that we can see how it goes?
Look who's full of bright ideas all of a sudden.
If you had the idea, you said it, you do it.
No that's okay, I'm tired. I just want to sit and read.
You have to read right now?
You never read anything.
I'm very sorry Tea, but I actually read a whole lot.
See, you aren't paying attention. Remember when we went to grab medicine
and we took out that sheet, that sheet of paper.
We really chose this moment to decide whether you're an intellectual or not?!
Right now!
We're all shitting ourselves with fear and we don't know how to say it!
Right now! Right now you wanna do this! Right now!
What if it hurts, man?
You realize that it has to hurt a little, there's no way it doesn't.
Our bodies disappear from here and appear over the fence.
So, we melt here and we reconstitute ourselves next to the fence.
It can't be without consequences.
-What did he say? -Love, what's wrong with you?
Have either one of you ever pulled out a tooth?
-I didn't, the dentist did. -I did pull one out once.
-Didn't it hurt? -Just a little.
See, he took your tooth from here, it disappeared from here
and it appeared over there.
-But the pain stayed here. -So, it hurts.
What are we then, the tooth or the pain?
Love, wait a minute.
Give it to this shrimp to drink so we can see how it is.
Good idea. Squeaky, get down here a second.
-How's it going, Vasilicã? -Good Boss, you?
Did you find what I was looking for?
Of course I did. Ten guys that know how to do a break in,
take orders well, and don't cause trouble. They're yours.
Come on, let me see them.
Here, Boss.
And the little one?
The little one is the foundation.
It's good.
You wait for my order, when I need them I'll tell you.
Look here. I have a cell phone that can't be traced.
I'll send you a text with the address where you have to bring them.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Boss, isn't it better if you call me?
What's wrong with texting?
What is it?
I can't read.
Don't laugh, Boss.
-Okay, man, I'll call you. -That's better.
Here, a little bonus for the guys. You take them to the candy store, yeah?
You wait for my signal.
You have my word.
What's wrong?
Let's go.
-Should I put more? -A little more.
Here, drink this.
Why should I?
-Because you're thirsty. -Because you're thirsty.
I'm thirsty?
Yeah, very thirsty.
But I'm scared.
Dopey, there is no reason for you to be scared.
Aren't your boys here with you?
Would we ever let anything happen to you? For God's sake we're all here, together.
If you get lost, we'll come looking for you.
Promise?
Cross my heart…
and hope…
-Today? -To die.
It's 'to die'. Don't you know? Cross my heart and hope to die.
Drink.
Wait a minute.
Move over.
Good luck!
There's nothing in it, leave it alone.
He disappeared, are you out of your mind?
Man…
I've never seen anything like this in my life.
Dude… it works!
-It works. -He died.
He didn't die, relax, don't do this to me now.
It works!
Tea, focus up, please, I'm begging you.
-Hey, Love, I'm scared. -Stop! Pull yourself together!
-He's dead. -He's not dead, do you hear me?
Let's go and find him so he doesn't cause us any trouble.
-Love. -Marian!
-Love, I'm scared. -Calm down.
-I'm scared. I can't anymore! -That's enough. Marian!
Shut up.
What… happened now?
I'm gonna turn white while he talks.
Do you know the dopey guy, our other cellmate?
-He's gone! -Shut up!
-Who? -Dopey.
Yeah.
He went outside to get himself some biscuits and didn't come back.
He disappeared.
And now that it's curfew, we don't want to give you any trouble.
-Can't we go and look for him? -All you ever do is cause me trouble.
Mr. Marian, I'll go and look for him.
Everyone knows me. I get along good with everyone.
-I'll go and look. -No, you're coming with me.
Those guys you fought, they have it out for you.
-The guys we beat up, you mean. -It doesn't matter anymore.
-Look, he's here! -Look, he came back on his own.
He came. I swear on my mother, he's here!
Boy…
You don't go out alone, boy, because… I have a weak heart.
He'll throw us all out.
-Well, not us… -Not that we wouldn't like it.
Come on, it's…
-Curfew. -Curfew.
-Come on. -Go on, Marian!
-You stay there! -Stay there a minute.
-No, not you Marian! -Not you Mr. Marian.
You go and do your job.
-Dopey. -Dopey is that you?
It's me.
Come here.
Go back to your seat.
-Love! -Stay put.
Is it you Dopey? Swear on your mother, is it you?
It's me.
We're all dead!
Who texted you?
What?
Who's texting you at this hour? Is it that idiot again?
We had a beautiful moment. Short, but beautiful.
Do you really want to fight?
You know very well that I don't answer him.
I want him to disappear.
You should be a magician.
Do I look like I'm in the mood for jokes?
Do I look like I'm in the mood for jealousy?
Wait a minute, I'll text him.
Text him.
I don't want to hear from you anymore.
I never loved you.
Especially since you were too small. Just disappear!
You really think…
that he's going to believe that I wrote that text?
-Rebecca? -Yes.
-Look into my eyes. -I'm looking.
I love you very much. You're my life. I'd do anything for you.
But I make the rules.
If he texts you…
one more time…
I'll change your number
and send the boys after him.
Is that clear?
Come on, let's calm down a little.
Asshole. you scared me.
I just got upset… just a little.
-Did you feel anything, buddy? -Nothing. Nothing at all.
That's it. We'll leave tonight.
But we can't leave tonight.
We can't leave during the day because the guards will see us.
We leave at night. I spoke to the Boss.
At midnight there'll be a car waiting in front of the gate.
From there we go to the casino and then it's easy. Ready?
You swear on your mother it didn't hurt?
-Tell me, did it hurt or not? -No.
I'm scared.
Tea, please, we don't have time for this.
Cheers!
Boys, I thought we were friends.
I was wrong.
Yes! We made it. We're out!
-What is it? -We forgot something.
Tea! Where is Tea?
Tea?
We don't have any tea.
Some whiskey, in the car fridge, if you want.
-No, Tea is our buddy. -Stay there.
There he is.
-Wait. -I'm here!
-What should we do? -He should drink it again.
How can he drink it when I have the bottle?
-I'll give it to him through the fence. -No way! The guard will see you.
Do you wanna go back inside? It's dangerous, we'll get him out another time.
Snow, you idiot. I went in there for him, not for you.
Wimp!
-Alright, alright! -Love!
-Why didn't you drink the whole glass? -I did drink it all.
If you did then why are you there when we're out here?
You guys had more, I swear to god.
And you love him more, I saw it.
-It should've been you here! -Shut up!
Come here, I'll give it to you through the fence.
It won't work. You'll spill it all on the ground.
He's right.
-Love, I'm scared. -It's okay. I know what to do.
I'll take a mouthful, you put your mouth here,
and I'll pass it over to you.
-So pretty much you're going to kiss. -I'm not kissing anyone, okay?
-But won't you be touching mouths? -He's right.
-Do you wanna stay there? -No. Kiss me.
Pay attention. You're not giving it to me. I'm giving it to you. Got it?
-Kiss me. -So I give it to you, you swallow it.
Kiss me.
What do you mean?
What happened? Did we switch places? Snow, where is he?
I don't know, I looked away. I didn't want to see you guys kiss.
-I didn't kiss anyone! -Bullshit you didn't!
Love! Love, Snow, you gonna be much longer?
-My brother, I'm out! -Look, I swear on my mother!
-Wait for me. -We're out.
Come on.
Come on, let's go, we're ready.
-I told you… -Do you know how I feel?
I feel invincible. I swear I could beat cancer if I got it, swear to god!
Snow, don't jinx it 'cause I can't help you anymore.
Remember what I always say: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Love, don't we have to hide now? Surely they'll be looking for us.
No, we're good. Tonight we're good. It's already curfew.
Tomorrow will be a problem because they'll sound the alarm.
We'll already be with the Bulgarians by then.
Sometimes I look at you and I can't figure out
how on Earth you don't just get lost.
You really are stupid. What would we do in Bulgaria
if it's the same as in Romania?
Really? Then I'm going home.
How will you get home? Why did I break you out?
I brought you because the Boss has business with us!
Yeah? And if I leave the country what is he going to do to me?
You won't make it to New Years.
-Then, I'll stay a little longer. -See?
Are we going straight to him now?
It's kinda late. I don't know… Maybe he's asleep?
Tonight you'll be staying at the Boss's hotel.
You nave new identity cards, new identities.
Your names are different. Costel, George and Eduard Petrescu.
You're brothers,
the three of you.
-I'm George! -I'm Eduard.
-And I get Costel. I don't like it. -It's already done.
You don't get to choose. Your names were assigned.
You have your new identity cards, with new photos.
I'm George.
Eduard.
Look at this, I still got Costel.
How did your boss know that you're getting me out too?
When you came you said that you're only going to get him out.
-I told… -Shut up.
Didn't I tell you that he needs three men to take care of the job?
Yeah. I told him about you, that you're trustworthy,
but he acted like you're not trustworthy, you know.
-Why are you hitting me… -All you do is talk shit.
I wanted to ask you something, Love, but don't yell at me.
If I were to pee on something now, would it disappear?
I want to pee on him, so I don't have to be Costel.
-We didn't think that far.
I dropped something in my pants and I'm scared to look.
Come on, Snow!
-Sure that you don't want anything? -I told you, I'm sure!
You're really stupid.
We're going to eat!
-Good evening. -Good evening.
-A beef doner! -And a chicken shawarma please!
I told you that we're having doner.
I want chicken shawarma. I'm in the mood for chicken shawarma.
Boys, here we eat like in Germany.
Exactly! Forgive us, please Mister…
I told you that you'd embarrass me. Eat what I give you and you'll see afterwards.
-Okay. -So, I'll have a beef doner with fries.
Combo? Do you want onion and hot sauce on your donner?
-Yes. -You, what would you like to order?
-Give me a doner. -Chicken or beef?
-Chicken. -Would you like onion and hot sauce?
No hot sauce, I have hemorrhoids.
Okay. What drinks do you want with your combos?
-I want water. -And you?
-I also want water. -Okay.
No, he took the water, I want only want water 'cause I can take it from him.
-Alright, 58 lei please. -You're too honest.
-Keep the change. -Your order is number 334.
It'll be green on the monitor when it's ready. Enjoy your meal.
This is doner not shawarma. Enjoy your meal.
Thank you, I know, this idiot doesn't know.
What did you have, chicken?
-Wait a second, let's pray first, please. -I just got out of jail, leave me alone.
Please, pray or we don't eat.
Give me your hands.
-God help us. -Help him God.
-No, help us God. -Help us.
Me and you.
-Yeah. -So that we don't go back there.
-There where? -There, where we came from.
-If you act stupid we'll be going back. -No.
Amen. We have to say amen, we have to be connected.
-Amen. -Amen. If I don't eat, I'll kill you.
-Hey, was that Horia? -Yeah, Horia.
Yeah, I like how he sings. And he has that song:
And I'm fine with you, I do what my heart tells me to.
Brother, sometimes you scare me. Honestly.
-I do what the heart tells me? -You're such a dumbass.
That's Horia Vârlan, not Brenciu.
What's the difference?
Of course, that's why we came here.
Listen up. Go to reception and get your room.
In your room, you'll find new clothes.
At the reception there are three nice girls waiting for you.
Eat whatever you want. You don't have to pay for anything.
And now I have three important rules. One.
Do not talk to anyone else except for the girls.
Two. You don't play a single cent at the casino.
Three…
You got that?
Go on, get out.
Careful, careful! The door!
Take it to the left.
What do you think, Snow? You like it?
It's so cool, like we're in Dubai.
-When did you go to Dubai, you pauper? -None of your business.
Hurry, concentrate.
-What's the name of this hotel? -Phenicia Grand Hotel.
Have you been here before?
It's written over there.
Look at us, we look fresh out the box.
We've got wallets full of cash.
I like this life. I could get used to this.
Yeah, it's not bad.
-I could use some love. -Watch it, I'll kick your ass.
I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about women.
As he mentioned women, I thought you might be in a relationship or something.
-Who, me? -Yeah.
I've been done with relationships for a long time.
Two weeks. I don't remember any woman.
If we don't have any women, let's at least smoke some weed.
-I'll make a call. -Hang on. Isn't your buddy Snow here?
I'll call someone to bring us some good stuff. Are you insane?
None is calling anybody! Stop it!
We aren't Tea, Snow and Love anymore.
Now we're George, Eduard…
and Costel.
Stop making fun of me. I don't like this name. Please stop it.
Enough with the jokes.
No one contacts anybody outside. OK?
We have to call each other by these names so that we can get used to them.
Is that okay? Ready? Costel?
-George? -That's me.
Come on. Gentlemen, I say that it's time we met our ladies.
Okay. If there's one fat one, you take her.
Why should I take her?
Leave it to me, I'll take all the fat ones.
Isn't that them?
Can I tell you something? After being in that prison, I'll take anyone.
I don't know Snow, I didn't bring them. Let's go!
-What are you young ladies doing? -Sunbathing on the beach.
-And how's the water? -Cold, can't you tell?
They can't. It's small. And yours is, too.
Come on, you have to know, you're from Cameroon or something.
Step aside, George. This is my wheelhouse.
Look at this one. He looks like he got dressed in the dark.
I see that you've got quite a mouth. You wanna go grab something to eat?
-Do you have money for a restaurant? -It's my restaurant.
Why do you keep your hands like that? Do you have cement in your deodorant?
No girl, this is the guy that brings loaves of bread in the morning.
Love, Edy, allow me.
Shut up, it's your father-in-law.
-Capone! -Puiu Calinescu.
Nevermind, let's go.
Hang on, this isn't them.
We messed up. It's not them. Come on, let's go.
The bread guy wasn't bad.
He wasn't bad, but that's how you always are, you scare them all away.
I had a feeling about Puiu.
Cheers, ladies!
Baby?
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Just out of curiosity, what do you do for a living?
Seriously?
Do you want me to make something up, or what?
Are you asking for real?
George, what kind of question is that?
-The girls are professionals. -Are you sure?
Alright.
I think you boys misunderstood something here.
We're not hookers.
That's right.
We're experts in conning people with a lot of money.
Outside of that, Zena also kicks ass. She combines perfect punches with cooking.
-How so? -Just like that.
It means I'll kick your asses if you keep talking nonsense.
-Are we clear? -Look at that!
The Boss got us out of jail to team up with you three.
The day after tomorrow we have to do the job.
If you're looking for hookers tonight, we wish you well.
-Good luck guys, be safe. -Exactly! Good night boys.
Wait a sec.
It's okay, I'll pay for it.
I've got it covered.
What a waste.
-That's it. -Shit!
What are you, rhyming now?
-No, they stole our wallets, man. -What?
They stole our wallets. The water bottle!
I'm going back to the room.
Costel, do you know what your Cameroonian brother is going to do now?
Tell me.
He's going to go show them that the water isn't cold. Do you get me?
-Cheers. -Cheers.
-All in. -All in is for poker. This is black jack.
-I get it, great. All in. -Okay.
You have a queen and an eight.
That means eighteen.
Would you like another card, or would you like to stop?
I've never stopped at just one queen, give me as many as you can.
-Twenty eight, you lost. -How did I lose?
-You're not dealing yourself cards? -No.
If you have the bigger number, don't I win?
There's no need to deal, you already lost. I'm sorry.
-I lost? -Yeah.
Come here a sec. What's your name? Florin? Come here.
No, I'm sorry, but I can't leave the table.
Come on, come here, I ain't gonna do anything to you, come on over here.
-Yes, sir? -Come here.
I didn't understand this, with all in, with…
You think I'm a joke?
Go to hell, asshole.
The circus has come to town.
Let's see, who's the goalkeeper here, so I can shoot my shot?
Shut up, shut up, Tanta, look at this guy, he's exactly my type.
Body and brains.
Just how I like it.
Yeah, come with me to the window, so I can show you what I like.
-Come with me. -I'll come with you.
You little dipshit! Get out of here right now!
Let's have a look at these images.
What do we see here?
An ass causing a commotion at my casino.
You…
even though you were clearly told that you're not allowed to play the tables,
precisely so that you wouldn't be noticed by anyone.
That was the only rule.
You, Tea, you thought you'd pick up some ladies,
and where did you go?
Straight to my maids. Who you tried to violate!
-I just want to say that's not… -Shut it or I'll muzzle you.
Gag.
Muzzle, I said it very well.
Muzzle.
And you, Mr. Love, the third stooge,
you did, what only a an absolute buffoon could do.
How could you put water from that flower vase
into the two million euro bottle?
So now,
either you give me two million euro,
or you go where you were supposed to go, through the door.
Boss…
I'll go, no problem, just tell me where.
Into the bank. To get to the safety deposit boxes.
At night.
And there at deposit box 503
there is something extremely, extremely valuable to me.
Sorry Boss,
but I don't think that he can go into the bank at night through the door.
For real?
No, Boss, can't we take some more of that holy water?
-Is he a moron? -I'll find out, Boss.
Are you paying two million?
-Do you have this kind of cash? -I don't.
Boss, I have an idea. I think we should do it the old fashioned way.
Boss, if we don't have the water, we'll make a plan.
Boss, what's in deposit box 503?
Commander, come!
What is it?
-They broke out of the cell. -Who?
All three of them!
How did they escape?
They teleported.
Are you making fun of me? I kick your ass.
Oh my God, commander, God forbid, I ain't making fun of you.
-Weren't you deaf-mute? -Me? Yeah.
Then what happened?
Well, commander, last night, when I was sleeping peacefully
I dreamt that mom was praying for me.
And would you look at that, it's a miracle! I can talk.
You should've dreamt about your mother 100 more times. Move it.
Let me explain.
You know that tomorrow is our three year anniversary.
I know.
Hand me a glass, would you?
-Here -Thank you.
Did you get me something nice?
Do you remember that diamond that your ex-boyfriend showed you?
How could I forget that diamond?
I told you a hundred times that it is…
the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.
It's…
perfect.
It's everything that I've ever wanted.
And that bastard wouldn't even let me touch it.
Tomorrow, for our anniversary,
that diamond will be yours.
-What? -Yes.
-That 20 million dollar diamond? -The very same.
You bought it?
Do we have that much money to spend?
For you I'd pay anything.
I want you to know that I love you.
Yeah?
-You know how much I love you? -How much?
-Very much, my teddy bear. -A lot?
It's perfect.
All my life I've wanted it.
God, I adore it.
And I adore you.
-Ah, wait, it's Victor. -It's Victor? Then leave it.
It's an important day.
This is much more important, it's our day. Come on.
He's taking care of the diamond.
Ah… yeah, let's see what he wants.
-What's going on? -What does he want?
-Now? -Now?
I'll see you in my office, I'll be down in 5 minutes.
So, did you take care of the diamond, love?
-Rebecca! -Ah, what are you doing here?
Are you insane? Get out!
Just a minute. Let me tell you something and I'll go.
Get out now. My husband could come back any minute.
-I only think of you. -I don't.
-I love you. -I don't love you.
So, everything we've had means nothing to you anymore?
Please spare me this nonsense.
I need a real man. And you are a rag. Get it?
My husband is a real man.
Tomorrow I'll give you the most beautiful present in the world.
-Really? -Yes.
Well, there's someone who will definitely do better than you.
I really don't think that anyone is going to beat me tomorrow,
because tomorrow I'm going to give you a 20 million dollar diamond.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I'm tell you, because I love you.
A huge diamond.
Ah, and two tickets to Hawaii, because I want us to stay there.
Look, Hawaii. I want us to stay there and be happy.
Do you want it or not?
-Really? -Yes.
But how? Where are you getting that kind of diamond?
You don't have any money.
That's not for you to worry about, is it?
The man takes care of that. You're a woman.
Do you know what a woman does? She packs.
Alright, I have to go.
Tomorrow you need to be ready. Do we understand each other?
-One more thing. It's important. -Come on, not here.
Wait, it's not that. You have to kill him.
-Who do I need to kill? -My husband.
-You have to kill him. -Kill Boss? I can't do that.
-No? -No.
Think about this really well. If we run away together,
he'll figure it out and he'll come after us, and he will kill us.
Do you understand?
So, you have to do it, before he does.
And if you don't do it, no problem. I won't go.
Okay, I'll do this for you.
Be ready tomorrow at 1pm.
Listen closely. Every day at 1pm, the guard changes.
It's an old man who is nearing retirement.
His replacement is a young guy, who is very well trained,
that we do not want to deal with.
So we're going on the old geezer's shift.
In the morning, before 1 pm. Is that clear?
After we manage to gather up all the clients
we will be left with two girls at the counters,
one of whom is new.
The manager and the guard.
When Tina starts screaming I'll take out the old guard.
Tea, you stay with the manager.
I need you to keep his hands where we can see them.
If he pushes the panic button, we'll never make it out of there.
Love, you have to take care of the girls at the counters.
Yeah? So that none of them yells, so that they don't push the button,
because you have experience. Got it?
-Snow, you watch the guard. -What do I do?
-You watch the guard. -I watch the guard?
Yes, you watch the guard.
Did you hear this joke? I watch the guard.
We girls will stay with the clients to watch them
and you, Love, you will go with the manager to deposit box 503.
You have one and a half minutes to do that.
We're out of there three minutes from the moment we walked in.
I hope that's not too difficult for you.
We thought we'd make it something that you're all already familiar with.
So, boys, tomorrow morning, wake up call is at eight o'clock.
Nine o'clock is breakfast. At ten we leave for the bank.
At 10:15 the madness starts,
10:40 we're back, we hand over the goods
and at 13:30 we're on a plane to Madagascar.
Sweetheart,
Not even a SWAT team could wake me up at 9am.
At ten I'm just getting up and I'm not hungry,
so we'll be skipping this little breakfast.
-Isn't that right guys? -I would like to eat breakfast.
-What do we have for breakfast? -Tea.
-Tea? -So, we can head straight to the bank.
-When did you say it was? 11:45… -Ten o'clock sharp.
We'll be there at 10:40, because we're pros.
-Right? -Yes.
Sweetheart, you seem so…
What do you want to get up to in Madagascar?
Sunbathe.
Tonight you can have fun, but don't leave your rooms. Is that clear?
After tomorrow you'll be rich and you can travel the world.
You will each have a bag with 300,000 dollars in it waiting for you
if you actually pull this off.
Ladies, gentlemen, have a wonderful day!
NON-STOP REPAIRS
-Happy anniversary my love. -Happy anniversary to you, too.
-I'm gonna go get your gift. -Wait, wait a minute.
-Yes? -I think Victor wants to kill you.
I overheard him talking to someone on the phone,
it seemed important
and he doesn't know that I heard him.
After that he started saying something, that he loves me…
I don't know what goes on in his head.
What?
Yeah.
And he showed me two plane tickets to Hawaii.
Hawaii?
So that we can leave together.
Please, could you look into it?
I'm really scared for you.
Why would he think that you'd go with him?
This is the replica that the Boss gave me,
It's a copy of the diamond that's in the bank.
We're looking for this in deposit box 503,
anything else in there will stay there.
-Good? -Yeah.
Do you know what I was thinking about all night long?
About Tina.
About myself, how stupid I am.
I watch action movies, you know, with robberies and stuff.
Each time they've gone into a bank
and broken into a safe deposit box they had two keys.
One key has to be the manager's
and the second key, the owner has to come with it, right?
You put them both in and it opens.
-Isn't that right? -He's right.
What do we do now? We should call the Boss.
No, we better get back and talk to him about this.
-Are you insane? What are we doing? -We go in like this and that's it.
How do we just go in like this?
We'd be stupid to just walk in like this.
That is enough.
We're going to go in like idiots
and we'll look at the safety deposit box like, three, six fools.
The safety deposit box will look back at us.
And God forbid we won't even get back home.
-We could end up in… -God forbid.
We'll go and see what there is to do, when we get there. Isn't that right?
You behave.
Don't touch.
-You scared me. -Go.
-Okay Victor, but we don't have… -Shut up.
-Victor we don't have the second key. -We don't have the second key!
-Did you yell at me? -No.
I must've imagined it.
-Do you see that black car? -Yeah.
That is where the Boss is. And he has the key. Go.
Wait a minute. We aren't going with guns. Here.
What do I have here?
The key from your safety deposit box.
I only brought you here so that you can watch your diamond leave you.
Look.
-That is why. -Boss!
You scared me!
-Forgive us, but we need the key from… -Watch it, be very careful with it.
Yes.
Hang on a second.
Here, take it.
You get what you give.
Let's hope we're lucky today. Come on.
-Nobody move! Hand up. -On your knees!
On your knees I said!
Hands where I can see them!
Down!
Everyone, put your phones in that bag.
-No sudden moves. -The phone, where we can see.
Where we can see, come on.
-Tina! -Down!
-Shouldn't the manager be here? -Yeah, he should.
Where is he?
Hey, stop! Hold it!
-I'll be right back. -Mister Pepe?
-So you know who I am. -Yeah, I'm a big fan!
I swear, I'm a big fan. Please let me get a picture with you.
-Edy! Eduard! George! -George!
-Hold this. -Me?
Hey, let me take a picture! It's Pepe! I just want a picture, that's all I want.
A picture.
Take your mask off, so your face can be in the picture.
What's your name? I'll tag you.
-George! Tag me! -Give him the gun!
-I asked for a… -Are you insane?
-I just took a picture. -You'll destroy me.
Get the gun out of my face! Take the gun.
You moron, he saw your face!
-Who? -Pepe!
So what? He's my brother, Are you insane? What is it?
Sometimes I really think your head is empty. Are you trying to kill me?
Easy, you'll rip my mask.
Hands where I can see them.
-Where is the manager? -In the restroom.
Does he have his phone with him?
-No, it's here. -Where is his phone?
Give it to me.
-Where is the bathroom? -In the back.
Don't do anything stupid, or I'll kill you. I'm going after him.
Oh, man!
Occupied!
-Mr. Manager? -Yes!
Come on out with your hands in the air, come on.
Who is it?
The guy robbing the bank. Come out, didn't you hear me?
I'm sorry, I can't. I have food poisoning.
If I get up I'll shit myself. Just wait a bit, okay? Please?
Hey shithead! Come out right now or I'll kill you! Do you hear me?
Man, kill me, but I can't come out! I'd rather just die, right now!
Okay, you have 10 seconds.
Thank you very much!
You know, I'm in a really bad situation at the moment.
A really bad situation. I hope you can understand.
-Love, is everything alright in here? -Yeah, everything is fine.
What?
What did you do? You brought a silencer to the bank?
So that I don't make a racket. I don't like the noise. The…
I'll give you one.
-Come on already. -Everything okay in here?
Yeah, it's okay, it's just the manager has stomach problems.
He must've eaten something bad.
Something out of a toilet, judging by the smell.
-What are you doing? -The manager has diarrhea.
Yeah?
So what do we do now?
We wait for him to finish. He finishes, we finish.
What else can we do?
Right away, just a moment, please.
-What? -Hello!
-Hello!
I got a sore throat, because I was shouting at them to stay put.
Do you have pain under your bellybutton?
-Yes, I have cramps. -Are you sweating?
-Yes. -And, and by your groin…
No.
-He has food poisoning. -Obviously he has food poisoning.
-You friends with him now? -No.
Get out of there!
-Just a moment! -Get out of there!
What is wrong with you?
Thank you for your understanding.
Good day, thank you.
What can I help you with?
If you could please open for us safety deposit box 503.
Yes, of course. I just need the key and some ID.
-The key! -The key and ID.
The ID.
-The key and the ID? -Yes.
Do you think we're dressed like this because we're going to a Halloween party?
We're robbing the bank, you idiot! Move it, shithead! Move!
-Forgive me, but you see… -Go!
We have protocol with our clients and…
Come on you Harry Potter reject, move it.
Excuse me, please.
I have some business to handle and I'll be right back.
Yes, Boss.
Come here, I need you to help me out.
Wait, Boss, these guys need to come out of the bank
with the diamond first, right?
Didn't you hear me? Now! Come on!
-Victor, haven't I taken care of you? -Yes, Boss.
Haven't I given you everything you needed?
-Everything. -Empty your pockets.
What do you mean?
Victor, if there are two tickets to Hawaii in your pockets,
you're going to die, my friend.
Yeah, Boss, I do, but…
I got them to go on vacation, when the heist is over.
-That's why I have them. -Vacation with who? My wife?
Did you tell me you were going on vacation?
No, I can explain.
There's nothing to explain.
Wait a minute, the guys are calling me.
Maybe something happened in the bank. Wait a minute.
Guys, go! Now!
I'm just saying, the Boss is dead.
So is Victor.
The idea is that we have to hurry and get to the airport,
because they saw our faces on the security cameras
and they'll stop us.
No, they didn't see our faces,
they only saw this dummy's face
because he's such a big fan of Just Love.
Why did you take your mask off?
Because it was Pepe, it was Pepe!
What do you think that they have some sort of facial recognition program?
Really? Calm down. They're still looking for Elodia.
Then it's settled. We go to the airport.
-Yeah. -We can't go to the airport.
Our plane tickets are at the casino.
And so is our money. Didn't they promise us 300 thousand dollars each?
How are they going to give us the 300,000?
They're both out there lying on the ground!
One was dead, the other one was bleeding out!
How're they gonna give us 300,000 dollars?
Then we'll sell the diamond.
Sure, asshole, we'll sell the diamond.
We'll just stop by a pawn shop on our way to the airport
and get our money there.
That only sells on the black market.
So what? We go to the black market.
-What neighborhood is it in? -Up your ass.
You really are all stupid.
We'll go to Mrs. Rebecca.
Mrs. Rebecca is a serious lady.
We give her the diamond, she gives us the bags with money
and the plane tickets, and we're out of here.
I've made up my mind, that's it.
Come on, let's change.
Easy, I'm getting carsick!
I heard what happened there.
My husband…
It doesn't matter anymore.
The police will be here soon so we should hurry.
You have your suitcases with money, your plane tickets are in them.
Thank you, can we count it?
Go on, try to see if you can count it.
Excuse him Mrs. Rebecca, he's…
I say we should hurry.
The plane should take off soon.
The diamond!
-Tea? -He was a good man.
-The diamond, Tea. The diamond. -Ah, the diamond.
Right away, just a minute.
Tea?
The diamond, Tea.
Love, I can't find the diamond, I swear on my mother.
Tell me where the diamond is. What did you do with it?
I can't find it. I can't find the diamond.
Why do you do these things to me?
-Tea? -I can't find it.
I think I lost it.
If you lost the diamond,
you leave the suitcases here and you're not going anywhere.
No, wait.
Give it to me.
The diamond.
-Can I? -Please.
Excuse me, that's how I do pushups from time to time.
-I was an athlete, since I was young. -Tea?
Thank you, have a good day.
Look, I take two… Sorry! Bye!
Rest in peace. Thank you.
Check it out. Pretty cool to have money for a private plane, right?
We have money, but we like flying commercial.
Can I be in your cabin?
Maybe later.
You're the smartest man on earth.
That's why I love you.
You're wonderful.
We couldn't have pulled it off without Victor.
A love-struck idiot.
Yeah.
Another 10 hours and we'll be in South America.
Won't we get bored in Costa Rica?
With 20 million dollars,
I don't think we'll get bored that easily.
-To us! -To us!
-Where is the diamond? -Relax, I have it.
I have it close to my heart,
to feel it beat, to feel the carats.
-I couldn't sell this diamond here. -I know.
I had the entire police force watching me
to see what I had in my safety deposit box.
And it was driving me crazy to think of that leach touching you every night.
Come on, it wasn't every night.
And anyway you're the one who sent me there,
so that we could steal the diamond.
Yeah. I'm just glad it's over.
Give it to me.
Make me give it to you.
I was joking.
-Hell of an ass on her! -He isn't bad either.
Look at that, Zena has that thing that looks like the diamond we stole.
What the hell's wrong with you? Now you have to boast?
Why don't you grab a microphone, so that the whole airport can hear
that you stole a diamond?
-Hey, Nina told me a secret. -What, that Tina likes Love?
Does she like me or not?
Yeah, but now it's not a secret!
The diamond that she has is the real deal, she gave Rebecca the fake one.
What is this?
What do you mean what it is?
It's the 20 million dollar diamond, it's why we made this whole mess.
Are you stupid? Can't you feel how light it is?
Are you insane?
This means that not only do we have 300,000 dollars,
but we also have 20 million dollars!
Shut up!
Say it louder you moron!
-We have 20… -Shut up!
-Let's calm down. -Let's go through that thing already.
I can already smell the money, the beach, booze, love, come on already!
I want to get used to it.
Maybe you can get used to cold showers,
with a toilet in your room,
and with old beds, and with being in jail for a few more years.
It took me some time to find you,
but when I saw what happened to the Boss, at the bank, I knew why you broke out.
I don't how or through where. But I'll find that out, too.
Look at him!
I nearly had a heart attack.
You scared me, Marian.
I see that you got new threads.
Your acting's gotten better, too.
Did you do take any theater classes in high school?
You're going to take some isolation classes in prison.
We've known each other for such a long time Marian.
I know this looks kind of bad, but it isn't.
Look,
here's 300,000 dollars all for your.
You take the bag, go back from whence you came from, and that's it.
You didn't see us, we didn't see you. It's perfect.
I don't think so.
You got used to thinking that anyone can buy me,
but I'm not Marian the prison guard,
I'm an undercover agent.
Then, two bags with 300,000 dollars?
Okay, three bags with 300,000 dollars in them.
So basically, two million dollars.
Nine hundred thousand, dude.
What did you do? Take some out?
That's all there is, idiot!
-I don't think so. -Yes, it is. hree times three…
Tea!
This money will go to the state budget, under recovered sums.
At least we can recover it from you, if we can't get it from them.
As for you three, easy, back to prison, without any sudden moves.
Wait a minute Marian, don't we know each other better than that?
Didn't I buy you that electric car? Aren't we friends? Wait, Marian!
-Marian wait! -We'll do it ourselves.
I still have some money put aside.
You've always liked money.
I want you to tell me, beautiful Zaraza
Who has loved you?
I'd love a cigarette!
Love?
Eduard?
Please, don't start.
I want a cigarette. I need a cigarette.
I need to smoke a cigarette to calm down, I'm a little agitated.
Please give me a cigarette.
All I want a cigarette, that's all.
I'm not asking for much. Just a cigarette, that's it.
Give me cigarette, I want one too.
Give us a cigarette.
How good would a cigarette be?
-Give us a cigarette. -You and your fucking cigarettes.
What is it? What's the matter? Is this your first time drinking?
Guys…
get ready to leave!
Wait a minute!
He washes his hands in that orange, and then he gives it to me.
Dude, Harry Potter! Dude!
Dude… What are we doing? Robbing the bank!
Who's robbing the bank? We are!