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Swanky jazz music plays

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afternoon, sister.

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Sorry to intrude.

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Agents hooper and lang, here.

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Mi5.

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Rather important we come inside.

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Chop, chop, there's a good girl.

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Please, what is this about?

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We know the significance
of this convent.

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What it contains.

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Hooper:
I'm afraid your location's been discovered

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by enemies of the realm.

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They're a rather uncivilised lot,
so time is of the essence.

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Lang:
They might be in the town already.

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Now think, sister.

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Have you been approached
by anyone other than us?

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No, we've had no other visitors.

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Woman shrieks

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suspenseful jazz music

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In Russian accent:
You will not succeed, englishman.

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Gun cocks — tense jazz music

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the meteor belongs to the kremlin.

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Hmm.

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Gunshot — woman screams

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bullet whizzes

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cut!

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Something just hit that wall.
— can't have. She just fired a blank.

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No one said there
would be pyrotechnics.

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Oh... make—up?

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She sniffs

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there's a slight odour of sulphur.

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By the dimensions, I'd say...

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That's a very real .38 calibre bullet.

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She gasps — gun clati'ers

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Camera clicks

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camera clicks

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let me guess.

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Sam dispatched you in favour
of more pressing business

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which I suspect looks
suspiciously like a catnap.

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He said he does his best work
with his eyes closed.

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She giggles — well...

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Fortunately, my eyes were wide open

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observing the filming

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which has been tremendous fun too,
hasn't it, sister Peter?

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Oh, it certainly has.

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Um, only now, it does seem

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that the drama is unfolding
off camera as much as on.

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I've removed the bullet, of course.

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No sign of the prop gun as yet

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but the real one was aimed
at our fictional hero

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Rodney h00per.

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Hugo Steele.

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Pleased to meet you.

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Oh, I say!

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What nice threads.

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Er, thank you.

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Ds livingstone.
May I ask who's in charge here?

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That will be me.
Dick lansky, producer.

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And I'm the director,
ray Crawford.

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To be honest,
I'm glad you're here.

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We thought that nun was
moonlighting as a copper.

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Ray chuckles — oh!

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No, I'm merely a police
scientific adviser.

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I didn't know it was real, I swear!

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You're the one who fired it?

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Yes.

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Sergeant.

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Sir. I...

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Debra diamond.

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I'm playing Katya,
one of the Russian assassins.

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Excuse me.

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What exactly is this programme?

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"Operation ot."

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You've never seen it? — no.

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Oh, it's quite, quite marvellous.

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It's about ml5 secret agents

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Rodney hooper and Linda lang

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valiantly fighting international espionage

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and paranormal crime.
— man chuckles

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didn't think a nun would go in
for that sort of thing.

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Why ever not?

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I've not missed a single episode.

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May I ask who you're playing?

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In Russian accent:
I am vlad, the Russian villain.

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She giggles

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heads up.

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Reverend mother wants a word, sharpish.

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Can you see if you can locate
the pr0p gun?

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Right.

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Ok, I take it no one saw
the real gun being planted?

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They murmur — no.

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Have there been any other incidents,
anything suspicious?

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Two days ago, we were filming...

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Sorry, your name, Ms...?

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Pamela wishbone.

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We were filming at ot hq

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the studio stuff in London.

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A redhead nearly fell on dick.

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What?

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A big light from the ceiling.

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And you suspect that this
might've been deliberate?

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No, of course it wasn't,
it was a faulty hook light.

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Complete accident.

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Sarge?

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Camera clicks

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or perhaps not.

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What's this I hear about
a shot being fired?

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I think that's just what they call it,
reverend mother

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when they film, you know,
a film shoot.

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I'm aware of the term,
sister Reginald.

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Just because I have no interest
in the television

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doesn't mean I'm a complete ignoramus.

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Distant bell tolls

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you're awful quiet, sister Peter.

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Is there something untoward
I should be informed of?

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No, reverend mother.

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Better keep it that way.

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You both assured me
there'd be no disruption

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to our daily order.

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If I get so much as a whiff of infraction

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I'll march down there and I'll—...

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No!

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Need.

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There's no need to trouble yourself,
reverend mother.

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You have far more
important things to do.

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We'll handle it.

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Felix:
A falling light on set is one thing

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but a planted, loaded gun?

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That's attempted murder.

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Agreed.

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But who was the real bullet meant for?

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Let's consider.

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The lead actor, Hugo Steele.

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One might assume that
he was the target

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given that he was shot at

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but fact, it was carefully
choreographed in the rehearsal

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Hugo was to dive out of harm's way
before the gunshot.

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As you can see, the bullet
passed through the chair

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positioned directly behind him

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a chair clearly marked
as the director's.

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So someone wanted
ray Crawford dead.

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Sister boniface:
A fair assumption.

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However, complication.

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The producer, dick lansky.

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I've noticed he habitually
sits in the director's chair

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a clear power game
between the men.

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It was, in fact, mr lansky

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who vacated it at the last moment
to get a better view.

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And it was mr lansky
who nearly got hit by the falling light.

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Sorry, but what do you mean
by a better view?

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There's nothing blocking
the view from the chair.

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Bravo, Peggy.
I'm so glad that you asked that.

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So, quick show—business titbit.

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I am told that the
optimal vantage point

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is as close to the camera as possible,
and yet

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note the unusual distance
between the chair and the camera.

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Someone moved it
to be in line with the bullet.

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Someone who had to have been
at the rehearsal.

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Apart from you and sister Peter,
it was a closed set.

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Who could have switched
the guns or moved the chair

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without being seen
by cast or crew?

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Well, perhaps it was
one of the cast or crew.

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Well, maybe this will settle it, sarge.

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I took everyone's fingerprints

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and wrote down their names
in full, just like you said.

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I even alphabetised them.

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Good work, Peggy, thank you.

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Sister.

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The moment of truth. — yeah.

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Now, the prop gun in the bin
had no prints on it

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it was wiped clean

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but I managed to lift two
distinctive thumb prints

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from the .38,
one large, one small.

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The smaller, I presume...

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Was Debra's.

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Correct.

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As for the other one.

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Man:
I didn't plant it onset, I swear.

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I didn't even know it was missing.
Someone must have stolen it.

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I see.
And why should we believe you

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mr brumfield? — because...

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Look, I'm a TV writer.

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I know all about plotting crime.

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If I'd switched the guns

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why would I leave my own prints
all over it?

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I must admit, as an avid reader
of whodunnits

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I'd certainly have wiped
the gun clean myself.

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Felix sighs

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we have reason to believe that
mr lansky was the target.

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There was also an incident
with a falling light.

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That nearly hit me, too.

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Not that anyone cares.

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Interesting.

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So you suspect someone
wanted to kill you as well?

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No. — pencil scratches

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I... I don't think so.

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Why? Has someone said something?

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No, mr brumfield.

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Can you think of anyone
who might want to kill mr lansky?

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Course I can.

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He's a producer.

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I just wanted to thank you
for casting me, mr lansky.

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No need to thank me, sweetheart.

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Pleasure to have you on qt.

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Sorry to interrupt.

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May we have a moment, please?

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He sighs
we'll talk later, darling, yeah?

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Sorry.

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She's keen.

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Good little actress.

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We believe the bullet
that was fired today at set

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it may have been meant for you.

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00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,640
Oh, yeah? — yeah.

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He chuckles

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00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,360
well, can't say I'm surprised.

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00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,240
This doesn't concern you?

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00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,600
Well, like I always say,
if you can't stand the heat

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stay out of show business.

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Oh! She giggles

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very good.

221
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,320
Could you think
of anyone specific

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that might've had a grudge
against you?

223
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Uh... a few actors I've booted off
the show didn't go quietly

224
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but actors never do
anything quietly.

225
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Could you list them for me?

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Dick sighs

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come on then. He clears throat

228
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:32,960
uh... oh, yeah.

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Jumped—up little twerp.

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Ancient history, if you ask me.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a show to shoot

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and we are behind schedule.

233
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Is it just me

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or are you starting to like him?
She giggles

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I need to find out
more about these three.

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Oh, you know who you should ask?

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Jasper berridge.

238
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He played professor pringle
in series one and two.

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Upbeat jazzy music plays

240
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He always gave mind—bogglingly

241
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complex scientific explanations
to hooper and lang.

242
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,840
Terrible old soak, Jasper.

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Couldn't remember his own name
without a prompt.

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You know, he once threw
a babycham in dick's face

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at the Dorchester.

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00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,040
They laugh

247
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,520
what about Derek Colt?

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Don't tell me, I know this one.

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Only appeared in one episode.

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The very first, in fact.

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Suspenseful jazz music plays

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motorcycle rumbles

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he played agent Harry stone

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hooper's former partner in ml5

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before his tragic death
in a motorbike crash.

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Oh, she's...

257
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,000
She's very good.

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Pamela: Poor Derek.

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00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,360
He was lucky to survive
that stunt.

260
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,880
Sister Peter gasps
you mean the fireball was real?

261
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,240
Dick never wastes a good take.

262
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,200
Marigold frith?

263
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,400
Four episodes, series three.

264
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She played pippa davinshire

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one—time love interest
for agent hooper.

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Exposed as a double agent
by agent lang.

267
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,440
At first, it seemed agent lang
was just jealous

268
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,880
but she was proven right when—...

269
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,360
Get her off me!

270
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,640
She groans

271
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,200
abominable cow.

272
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,160
I had my neck in a brace
for a week.

273
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,280
And after dick fired her,
she pestered him for months.

274
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,680
I say...

275
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,200
You know what you should do?

276
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,480
Have a line in the ep.

277
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,640
There's plenty of fake nuns
so why not a real one, eh?

278
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,600
Ray:
Ok, moving on to the next scene!

279
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,200
Assassin nuns, very good,
you're done for now.

280
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,160
Ok, we'll do Pamela's close—up

281
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,080
and then everybody
down to the cellar

282
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,040
for hooper's electrocution scene.

283
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,480
Yeah, it was good.

284
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,200
We made some calls to equity.

285
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,320
It seems Jasper berridge
died last Christmas

286
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,720
during a pantomime.

287
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,800
Derek Colt became
a children's entertainer

288
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,440
called busby the clown.

289
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,040
And marigold frith
is currently playing Cleopatra

290
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,960
upstairs at the seven horses
in Blackpool.

291
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,760
So, quite patently,
none are in great slaughter

292
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,720
where, in any case,
they'd be recognised.

293
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,680
Deduction, whether connected
to the past or not

294
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,000
the culprit is presently
known to everyone.

295
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,440
Well, whoever they are,
I pray they don't strike again.

296
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,880
"Father, is that you?

297
00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,800
Father!"

298
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,360
No.

299
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,120
"Father? Is that...?

300
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,680
Father!"

301
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,000
Hello?

302
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,120
Door creaks

303
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,600
hello?

304
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,400
She screams

305
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,760
camera clicks

306
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,880
Sam sighs

307
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,640
perhaps you'll let me know
next time before things escalate?

308
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,280
Felix: But sir, I did,
it was all in the report.

309
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,880
The one that was on your desk?

310
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,400
With the big note that read,
"please read."

311
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,136
Well, if you're gonna hide things
on my desk

312
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,760
of all places. — camera clicks

313
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,456
sister boniface:
Note the rag in his mouth

314
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,600
to muffle his cries.

315
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,200
Electric bands on the temples

316
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,336
the current dialled
all the way up to maximum.

317
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,840
He most likely died
of a heart attack.

318
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,080
Looks like someone
punched him here, too.

319
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,880
Clearly a winning personality.

320
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,000
Indeed.

321
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,040
And the presence of a dressing
suggests it was sustained earlier.

322
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,640
Wherever it happened,
it would have bled copiously.

323
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,080
Any thoughts on time of death?
— camera clicks

324
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,136
we'll have to wait for the pathologist,
of course

325
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,416
but from the stages
of rigour mortis

326
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,120
I'd say it was early in the am.

327
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,200
Right.

328
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,960
Hello...

329
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,680
A hairpin.

330
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,680
It must've fallen from the killer
as they lent over him.

331
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,880
So it could be a woman.

332
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,920
Sir, they're all out there,
asking questions.

333
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,440
I've got a fair few myself.

334
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,520
Crowd murmurs

335
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,600
alright. Hello, I'm...

336
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,160
Can everyone keep it down,
please?

337
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,880
I'm di Gillespie.

338
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,880
I'm taking over
this investigation.

339
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,760
Love the show, by the way.

340
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,440
Never mind that.

341
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,520
Is dick really dead?

342
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,560
We heard he'd been tortured, naked.

343
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,520
Yeah, well, no, he wasn't naked

344
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,920
but he has been killed,
and that's all I can say.

345
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,880
Everyone must remain
on the premises.

346
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,080
What about the filming?

347
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,520
Just asking.

348
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,200
This is an active crime scene.
That'll have to wait.

349
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,200
Now, did anyone see mr lansky

350
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,080
go down into the cellar last night?

351
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,120
Was he alone?
Did anyone see or hear anything?

352
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,600
No, we were...

353
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,760
We were all at the pub.

354
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,040
Dick said we could finish early.

355
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,400
Oh, show him the note.

356
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,560
Oh, yeah, um...

357
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,720
We were setting up the shoot,
the last scene of the day

358
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,720
and I found this
taped to the camera.

359
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,440
It had five pounds inside.

360
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,920
"Shoot the torture scene
in the morning.

361
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,960
Have a drink on me. Dick."

362
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,720
Did this seem odd to anybody?

363
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,760
Well, I thought so,
but everyone just charged out.

364
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,480
So, except for mr lansky

365
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,400
was anybody else
missing from the pub?

366
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,880
We were all there,
as far as I know, until closing time.

367
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,240
So, the killer left him handcuffed
and gagged in the cellar

368
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,560
joined the others in the pub

369
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,560
and then returned later on
to finish the job?

370
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,200
Thus constructing
the perfect alibi.

371
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,840
It's rather brilliant, really.
— mm.

372
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,040
Sam, can you confirm
something for me?

373
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,120
I hear the producer
was found dead

374
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,920
wearing nothing
but ladies' undergarments.

375
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,320
Ladies' under...

376
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,680
Where are you getting this from?

377
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,360
No, he was fully clothed.

378
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,960
And before you ask,
we're not ready to make a statement.

379
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,840
Fully clothed. Good.

380
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,560
I don't much care for smut.

381
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,000
A showbiz murder,
on the other hand

382
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,480
now that is two scoops
with a cherry on top.

383
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,040
Ah, you're all heart, Ruth

384
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,760
but who said anything
about murder?

385
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,280
Well, you did. As good as,
by not making a statement.

386
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,440
Sometimes I'd like to...

387
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,520
Kiss her.

388
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,440
No, what? — oh.

389
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,600
No.

390
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,200
Don't you have some evidence
to examine or something?

391
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,320
Right you are.

392
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,320
Sam sighs

393
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,320
he couldn't have had the good grace
to die elsewhere.

394
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,440
What on earth happened,
for goodness sake?

395
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,560
I believe it was heart failure,
reverend mother.

396
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,080
Tragedy.

397
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,920
I'm sure you'll want us
all to pray for him.

398
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Mmm.

399
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,800
I'm sure this unfortunate incident

400
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:28,320
will put an end to their filming,
and good riddance.

401
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,600
Cheer up.

402
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,520
At least you got a souvenir.

403
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,200
Is that the script?

404
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,280
May I?

405
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,320
Thank you.

406
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,320
A gunshot in the show becomes real,
now a torture scene.

407
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,920
If life is imitating art,
we need to know.

408
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,360
Huh.

409
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,720
I think we solved the mystery
of who punched mr lansky.

410
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,200
Ray: Aye, I thumped him

411
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,136
because he was fooling around
with all the girls.

412
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,760
What girls? — the actresses.

413
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,480
The crew, the extras

414
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,480
even the ones that were
dressed as nuns.

415
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,360
It was disgusting.

416
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,200
Then I saw him going off with Debra.

417
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,760
Now, she's a nice girl, a bit naive

418
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,000
so I followed them, right?

419
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,600
Next thing I know,
she's coming out his trailer in tears.

420
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,160
So, you punched him
and realised your mistake.

421
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,960
He could have ended your career.

422
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,040
What, so you think I killed him?
Aye, very good.

423
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,280
Suppose it was me that was trying
to drop lights on his bonce and all.

424
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,720
Listen, I wouldn't risk anyone's life

425
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,640
and I wouldn't risk this show.

426
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,600
I've been on ot since the beginning,
most of us here have.

427
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,880
It's a labour of love.

428
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,720
Ray sighs

429
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,200
listen, all I'm saying
is maybe you want to

430
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,600
have a look at the guest artists

431
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,200
instead of the regulars.
Like him, for instance.

432
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,280
Bruno laughs — nutter.

433
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,760
Keeps offering autographs
to the fans

434
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,120
as if he's one of the stars.

435
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,960
And there's the assassin nuns and...

436
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,680
Debra, even.

437
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,120
Oh, aye, she's all sweet,
but who knows who she really is, hmm?

438
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,760
Sam: Go and see what
the water works were about.

439
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,840
Yes, sir.

440
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,640
And you...

441
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,600
Don't leave town until I say so.

442
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,800
Well, why would I?

443
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,480
Right, I've got a show to finish.

444
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,600
Now listen, fella,
I know you've got a job to do

445
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,880
but so do we.

446
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,240
Livelihoods depend on it,
so can we please, please

447
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,400
just get back to work?

448
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,400
Alright, but on your heads be it.

449
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:02,960
Not literally, I hope.

450
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,800
You heard the man!
Places, everyone, please!

451
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,120
Ok, I want to see smiles,
energy, pizazz!

452
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,560
Dazzle me, everyone!

453
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,880
So, you were seen leaving
mr lansky's trailer in tears.

454
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,296
Can you tell me what happened?

455
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,640
Nothing happened.

456
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,400
I left before it could.

457
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,800
Ah, I see.

458
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,280
And was there a reason you agreed
to be alone with him, miss diamond?

459
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,800
I liked the movies
he used to make.

460
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,600
That's all.

461
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,720
What's wrong with that?

462
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,976
Nothing. — I suppose you think

463
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,480
it's my fault he tried it on.

464
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,960
No, I didn't mean to...

465
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,040
I'm s o rry|

466
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,000
Sam: Any clues on the hairpin?

467
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,880
More like half a clue.

468
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,360
Correction,
more like a tenth of a clue.

469
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,480
A tenth of what, you may well ask.
Well!

470
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,600
I wish I could say.

471
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,200
I wish you would spit it out.

472
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,200
Yes, well, that's a fair point.

473
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,520
I'll try.

474
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,080
So, I found a barely detectable quantity

475
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,240
of propylene glycol

476
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,160
along with traces of
copper and magnesium

477
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,160
but I can't see for certain
what it is.

478
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,400
Perhaps some kind of
industrial chemical

479
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,640
or it might be a component
in some kind of hair product

480
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,000
such as hairspray.

481
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,200
That would certainly contain
polyvinyl pyrrolidone

482
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,440
and polyvinyl acetate

483
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,760
but there was no trace of that

484
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,800
so you see,
it really is barely a clue at all.

485
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,600
I think I preferred
the short answer.

486
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:30,720
Yes.

487
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,920
And from too little evidence
to far too much.

488
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,320
So, I dusted
the typewriter keys for prints

489
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,480
and as you can imagine

490
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,720
there are hundreds.

491
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,160
We can assume that the letter
firing mr Crawford

492
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,520
was the genuine article

493
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,240
and as for the fake note
sending everyone to the pub

494
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,160
same typewriter,
undoubtedly typed by our killer

495
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,320
but who was it?

496
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,240
She sniffs oh.

497
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,120
He sighs
not exactly citizen Kane.

498
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,720
True, but if rosebud had been
a glowing meteor from outer space

499
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,480
it would've been
so much more fun.

500
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,960
Is there nothing at all
illuminating in the script?

501
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Sam: Not really.

502
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,760
Some of the pages are
different colours.

503
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,000
I don't know why.

504
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,600
Late amendments.

505
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,800
I was given a line, you see.

506
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,800
So, blue pages added
to the existing script.

507
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,960
Changes before that were in pink.

508
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,480
But that means...

509
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,600
That torture scene, it was...

510
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,640
Added later.

511
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,920
Whose idea was that?

512
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,040
Mr Milton?

513
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,800
I need to talk to you about
the torture scene in "ot".

514
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,176
Apparently it was your suggestion.

515
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,320
Yeah, but it's been cut,
which is a real shame.

516
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,520
Vlad was gonna say...

517
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,000
In Russian accent: "You people in the west,
you're like spoiled children.

518
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,840
I know what is like to suffer

519
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,920
I know what is like to sacrifice.

520
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,280
In the kgb——ii

521
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,160
ok, thank you, mr Milton.

522
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,800
I'm not sure if you're aware

523
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,840
but mr lansky was electrocuted
exactly the same way

524
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,200
as in that scene

525
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,360
so forgive me
if I'm a touch suspicious.

526
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,360
Well, that's horrible.

527
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,880
I asked mr lansky if I could have
a bigger scene.

528
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,400
I didn't think it would end up
killing him.

529
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,280
He sobs

530
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,200
pull yourself together, man.

531
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,680
Button. Excuse me.

532
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,680
Uh, sir, miss penny called.

533
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,920
She asked to see you at the bugle.
— right.

534
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,160
Bell tolls

535
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,720
ray: Is this supposed to be
our meteor?

536
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,040
Yes.

537
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,960
Could we please have one prop

538
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,680
that isn't made out
of bleeding egg boxes?

539
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,000
Honestly.

540
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,080
Well, awfully sorry to bother you

541
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,960
but I had a line that was cut.

542
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,720
As an assassin nun?

543
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,080
No, a real one, in ot.

544
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,520
Also, I'm a real one in life.

545
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,200
Could I please
have another line?

546
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,400
Ray sighs
could she be in this one?

547
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,200
She could see vlad
and the assassin

548
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,000
run past with the bomb
in the briefcase.

549
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,280
When hooper and lang
burst from the confessional

550
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,880
she could say...
"They went that way!"

551
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,960
Do you think you can
remember that?

552
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,520
Yes. Yes!

553
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,000
"They went that way!"

554
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,520
Thank you. — alright, very good.

555
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,800
Ok, people! Places, please.

556
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,400
Now, we're running behind

557
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,000
so we're gonna cut the rehearsal
and just go for a take.

558
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,120
Crewman: Run sound!

559
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,360
Sound speed.

560
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,120
Din over.

561
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,560
Mark it. — scene 30, take one.

562
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,680
Action.

563
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,480
They——
— what on earth's going on here?

564
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,560
Cut!

565
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,400
Who are you?

566
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,000
Nuns with guns!

567
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,200
Nuns with...

568
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,920
Flesh on display.

569
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,080
I'd never seen the like.

570
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,000
Well, it stops now.

571
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,200
I won't have those people here
a minute longer.

572
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,680
Not so easy, I'm afraid.

573
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,640
Permit's been signed,
money's changed hands.

574
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,120
Well, un—change it.

575
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,160
What on earth would
canoness basil say

576
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,600
if she knew about this?

577
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,680
She does, reverend mother.

578
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,080
Gave it her blessing, in fact.

579
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,000
Her blessing?

580
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:34,960
I see.

581
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,440
Then there's only one thing to do.

582
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,560
You can go now!

583
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,200
Footste ps run

584
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,000
Women chati'er

585
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,080
that was fast.

586
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,360
You must be
desperate for a lead.

587
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,200
How about we skip the jousting
just this once?

588
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,800
Where's the fun in that?

589
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,920
Well, you obviously
have something

590
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,400
not quite enough to go to print

591
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,040
but enough to bargain with.

592
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,880
So, let's bargain.

593
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,200
A showbiz murder on my patch.

594
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,600
If I don't break it first,
it looks bad.

595
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,800
Well, we can't have that, can we?

596
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,520
Jean was talented
by all accounts

597
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,280
but this was her last film.

598
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,920
She gave it all up
to have a baby in 1940.

599
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,520
That kid would be
about your age now

600
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,400
and there's definitely
a resemblance.

601
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,240
Dick lansky was your father,
wasn't he?

602
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,600
Did he know when he hired you?

603
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,720
No.

604
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,000
What really happened
in that trailer, Debra?

605
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,520
Did you tell him who you were?

606
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,880
I was going to

607
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,920
but he got the wrong idea.

608
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,080
He tried to kiss me, and...

609
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,800
I ran.

610
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,720
That must've made you angry.

611
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,240
Angry enough to kill him.
— of course not!

612
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,280
He abandoned you
and your mother.

613
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,200
You had every
reason to hate him.

614
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,320
Well, I didn't.

615
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,560
I just wanted to know my dad

616
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,520
but somebody killed him
before I got the chance.

617
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,640
She sobs

618
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,720
Here.

619
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,600
Sam sighs

620
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,880
Hugo:
Hands in the air, old stick.

621
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,920
We wouldn't want you closing that
and starting the timer now, would we?

622
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,960
Step away, slowly.

623
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,440
That's it.

624
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,520
Actors g ru nt

625
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,360
He groans

626
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,560
actors g ru nt

627
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,520
Nobody fights like that.

628
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,360
Actors g ru nt

629
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,480
whoa, whoa, whoa! — oh!

630
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,800
Bruno!

631
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,240
Bruno.

632
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,320
Are you alright?
— yeah, I think so.

633
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,016
Ray:
Oh, we should get him to hospital.

634
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,400
No, no, I'll be ok.

635
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,160
I... I've got a tough noggin.

636
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,200
What happened? Charlie, did you forget
to use the sandbags?

637
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,360
No, I didn't.

638
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,480
It would appear
they were moved deliberately.

639
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,680
He sighs
if it's my job to make people cry

640
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,360
then it's been a productive day.

641
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,400
What have I missed?

642
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,840
A falling set

643
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,680
which injured mr Milton
and almost injured mr Steele.

644
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,640
So, remember our old friend
propylene glycol

645
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,840
from the hairpin? — mm.

646
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,080
Well, I found more of it

647
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,600
along with traces of
alkaline phosphatase.

648
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,920
Of course... amylase!

649
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,680
That's an enzyme.

650
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,040
It's aloe Vera.

651
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,200
Oh. And what is that used for?

652
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,360
Well, all sorts.

653
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,400
Skin lotion. Cosmetics.

654
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,080
It's a remedy for
treating burns.

655
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,680
Um... — burns?

656
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,320
Derek Colt, he was on
the first episode of qt.

657
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,840
He got burned during
a motorbike stunt.

658
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,720
How could he possibly be here?

659
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,240
His appearance has changed.

660
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,520
The once—handsome actor

661
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,080
learned how to hide
his terrible scars.

662
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,240
He's hiding now, in plain sight

663
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,440
as vlad the villain.

664
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,440
Bruno Milton is Derek Colt.

665
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,560
Felix:
Sir, it doesn't make sense.

666
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,880
A set just fell on him.

667
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,600
Why would he deliberately
hurt himself?

668
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,800
To throw us off the scent.

669
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,520
I only questioned him this morning.

670
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,480
He knocks door — Bruno?

671
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,320
Mr Milton, it's the police.

672
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,880
Mr Milton?

673
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,240
Stop.

674
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,000
I said stop!

675
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640
Felix?

676
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,040
They grunt

677
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,640
Felix chokes

678
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,200
Bruno grunts

679
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,080
You alright there, Felix?
— I'm fine.

680
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,520
That was a cheap shot.

681
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,680
Cockerel crows

682
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,760
Three operations, it took

683
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,920
just to get my mug
looking half—way normal.

684
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,960
I could have been
the next Sean Connery

685
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,880
if it wasn't for dick.

686
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,440
Why was it his fault?

687
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,400
I said the stunt
was too dangerous.

688
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,120
He gave me a drink
to steady my nerves.

689
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,720
"Go on, Derek, you'll be fine,"
he said.

690
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,120
And then, "poof!"

691
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,680
Up in smoke.

692
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,280
Just like my career.

693
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,456
Took him to court
for loss of earnings

694
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,640
but he stitched me up
like a kipper.

695
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,840
Said it was my fault
because I'd been drinking.

696
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,680
Got that writer Bernard
to testify against me.

697
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,480
So, the light that fell?

698
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,160
It was meant for both of them?

699
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:26,320
Thought I'd try and kill two turds
with one stone.

700
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,600
Look, we get it,
they screwed you over

701
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,640
but why kill them
after all these years?

702
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,000
Why not move on?

703
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,320
Move on?

704
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,400
To what?

705
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,600
Entertaining dribbling kids?

706
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,200
And every week I had to listen
to my mum saying

707
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,960
how much she loves operation qt.

708
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,760
That's nice, innit?

709
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,640
It's still her favourite show.

710
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,640
Sam:
A villain playing a villain.

711
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,440
Your greatest role yet.

712
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,800
Pity no one will remember it.

713
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,720
You'll be locked away and
the rest of the world will be tuning in

714
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,040
including your mum,
to watch operation qt.

715
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,480
If you say so.

716
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,960
What does that mean?

717
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,320
The gunshot.

718
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,960
The torture scene.

719
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,840
You're mirroring the script.

720
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,080
There's a bomb in a briefcase
at the end.

721
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,680
You'd really blow everyone up?

722
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,160
Course I wouldn't.

723
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,880
Just Bernard.

724
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,960
Bernard!
We need a rewrite, quick sharp.

725
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,160
Bernard snores

726
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,200
oh, wake up, man!

727
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,600
Listen, Bruno's been arrested

728
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,240
and vlad's in this final scene.

729
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,600
Bernard snores

730
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,040
oh, what?

731
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,280
Bernard snores

732
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,360
Canoness basil!

733
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,200
What brings you here?

734
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,200
Everyone, please make way.

735
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,680
No need for fanfare, sister Peter

736
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,360
it's not a papal visit.

737
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,040
Where should we stand
to avoid being in the shot?

738
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,960
Is that how they say it?

739
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,960
Spot on, canoness basil

740
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,480
and, um, it's quite safe
to stand with us.

741
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,120
Oh yes, I'd like the three of you
close at hand

742
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,800
when canoness basil
truly appreciates what's in store.

743
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,640
Ray: Well, surprise, surprise!

744
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,160
Bernard's absolutely pished, again

745
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,080
so we're just gonna
have to wing it.

746
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,600
Er, Debra, we can...
We can just have Katya

747
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,200
leave the bomb
on the altar instead

748
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,680
and then you spot the meteor
that vlad left.

749
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,080
I can't resist touching it

750
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,960
so I'm possessed
with evil forces.

751
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,200
That's good, I like it.

752
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,720
Then enter the assassin nuns
who all spasm and die

753
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:50,080
and then the big floating crucifix

754
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,600
flies off the altar

755
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,320
and kills Katya.

756
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,320
Yeah.

757
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,240
Right.

758
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440
Everybody got that?

759
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,720
I most certainly did.

760
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,720
Is he dead?

761
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,760
Bernard groans — Felix sighs

762
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,680
Sleeping pills, to keep him here.

763
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,320
Where's the bomb?

764
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,560
Wait, are they still filming?

765
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,040
Did you imagine
this unedifying spectacle

766
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,280
would escape my notice?

767
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,360
I... we just thought it was harmless.

768
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,960
Everybody stay calm.

769
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,280
I just need to check the, um...
— sir.

770
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,440
Right here, right here.

771
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,720
That briefcase.

772
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,800
Good lord.

773
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,280
What is it?

774
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,640
It's a bomb. — a bomb!

775
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,680
Sam:
Good idea. Everybody, go outside.

776
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,200
Ok, Felix, we need to clear
the whole convent.

777
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,600
We don't know how far
the blast radius will be.

778
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,400
Ok... he pants

779
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,280
we've got a minute.

780
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,640
I'm gonna stay with the bomb
and try and disarm it.

781
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,200
Do you have the first idea how?

782
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,880
Right. Well, we had a lesson
in bomb disposal at bletchley.

783
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,600
A lesson?
— well, half a lesson, actually.

784
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,120
One of our listening stations picked up
an e—bar transmission and... right—o.

785
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,280
Task at hand. — bomb ticks

786
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,040
sisters, I told you to go.

787
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,400
Now!

788
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,400
I don't think you realise
how serious this is.

789
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,800
And I don't think you realise
the power of prayer, inspector.

790
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,800
Kept me alive in the blitz.

791
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,440
Now, if memory serves

792
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,096
the wires are bundled together
in a module

793
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,480
and the wire to cut
is usually red.

794
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,760
Well, they're all red
and we don't have any wire cutters.

795
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,080
15 seconds!

796
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,336
Well, I just need to yank
the right one out, then.

797
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,680
Right.
— so, it should be the last wire

798
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,520
at the bottom of the bundle.

799
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,680
Or is it the top?

800
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,640
Hmm, now,
it's not a collapsing circuit

801
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,560
so I just need to trace
the correct wire—...

802
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,640
For the love of god, sister,
five seconds!

803
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,480
As I thought, the one
closest to the power supply.

804
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,200
And out...

805
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,200
You... come.

806
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,320
Timer dings

807
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,320
ha! — Sam sighs

808
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,200
right, I'll, uh...
I'll get rid of this, shall I?

809
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,280
I would.

810
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,360
Yeah.

811
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,360
Sam exhales

812
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,720
wait!

813
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,400
Won't they need the briefcase
for the final scene?

814
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,120
Final scene?

815
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,720
After we all nearly lost our lives
and the convent, too?

816
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,680
Canoness basil
will not stand for it

817
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,720
and neither will I.

818
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,960
This show is utter tripe

819
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,080
and blasphemy—...

820
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,920
Operation ot isn't blasphemous!

821
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,896
Sister Peter, I think we've heard
quite enough from you.

822
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,600
Hold on, reverend mother.

823
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,880
I'd like to hear how it is not.

824
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:58,200
Because it brings
millions of people

825
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,360
so much joy, canoness basil.

826
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,440
There's nothing
unholy about that.

827
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,320
Every week, the heroes
in the story fight evil and win

828
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,360
and isn't that what happened
here today in god's house?

829
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,200
Surely that means he gives
his blessing to these good people

830
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,280
in the practice of their art.

831
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,280
Art.

832
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,840
And, after all...

833
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,160
Yes, alright, that'll do.

834
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,760
I must say

835
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,560
I am rather curious
to see a flying crucifix.

836
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,120
Well, you heard the woman.

837
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,200
Nun. Lady.

838
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,400
Canoness basil.

839
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,040
Canoness basil.

840
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,080
Come on, then,
let's get the cameras rolling!

841
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,280
Mr Crawford.

842
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,320
Might sister Peter
have that line after all?

843
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,960
With your permission, of course,
reverend mother.

844
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,680
Swanky jazz music plays

845
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,000
Katya: The meteor... is glowing!

846
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,000
The evil forces...

847
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,760
Here we go, evil forces
unleashed by the meteor.

848
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,760
Shh, this is my bit! — save me!

849
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,320
Sister Peter: Please, lord.

850
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,000
Save our souls from these
sadistic Soviets.

851
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,200
Get yourself to safety, sisters.

852
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,400
There's a bomb in this convent

853
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,040
they laugh
— well done, sister Peter!

854
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,520
Bravo, sister Peter, bravo!

855
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,840
They laugh and chati'er

856
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,800
upbeat jazz music plays