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We've just run round the inside
of the bowl there...

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Commentator: Prune/la gladwe/I

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the nation's most g/amourous housewife

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has become an inspiration
to women across the count/y

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with her nc—ncnsense approach to cooking.

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Lovely. But what I want you to do, azad

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is to start putting two teaspoons,
two teaspoons.

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Azad gets very nervous sometimes

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as do I, in front of all of you.

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And that's... that's the way

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and we're going to be making
some nice ooooa maoaroons.

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And you give this a very good beating.

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You can see why it's called a good beating.

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Commentator:
And now, after years of teaching our ladies

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how to make the pen'ect sponge

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england's queen of the kitchen
is touring the count/y

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judging cocks/y competitions for the w/

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as part of her brand new
television programme.

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So keep your eyes peeled, ladies

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as well as your potatoes

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because prune/la could be
coming to your town next

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Sorry to interrupt. Would you mind?

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"To Cynthia."

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Of course.

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Thank you!

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Now remember...

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Smiles, grace, decorum...

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Ah, thank you for joining us, sister.

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You're a godsend, quite literally.

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Honestly, half these women don't know
their creme brulées from their petit fours.

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We can hear you.

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Sister boniface:
Happy to lend my culinary skills.

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Cooking is just chemistry, after all.

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Your attempt at rock oakes
was more like geology.

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Poor sister clement needed
a new set of dentures.

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Yes, we”, on that occasion, I must admit
I did indulge in some experimentation.

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This time, however, I will be following
the recipe to the letter.

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Here they come!

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No slouching! Big smiles!

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We supposed to curtsy as well?

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You're ruining the moment.

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Our fairest queen

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the nation's treasure, and my lady wife...

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Prunella gladwell.

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They applaud

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good afternoon, ladies.

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I thought she'd be taller.

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I'm hilary.
President of the great slaughter wi.

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Thank you so much
for accepting our invitation.

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Hilary... fenshaw?

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I wondered if you'd recognise me.

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Good lord...

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Hello, James.

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Your letter said hilary rhodes.

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Married name.

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Where is the lucky gent?

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Yet another business trip.

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Perils of being married to a ceo.

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Well, you've certainly come a long way.

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I've always imagined you
married to an accountant in slough.

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I thought we could catch up
after the recording.

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Take a stroll down memory Lane...

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Sadly, I'll be shooting off
to another engagement

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but it's been nice to
see you again, hilary.

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No chance of anyone passing off
a shop—bought cake as their own

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in front of the camera, is there, Gladys?

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Oh, here we go.

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Now is not the time to bring up

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last year's bakewell tart debacle.

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I am a god—fearing
woman. I am not a cheater.

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Shh, ladies.

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Three, two...

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Welcome to the beautiful grounds
of st Vincent's convent, great slaughter

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and the scene
of another nail—biting competition.

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This week, the ladies have chosen
to make one of my devilish desserts

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but who will have what it takes

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to whip up a concoction
to my exacting standards?

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Ladies, introduce yourselves.

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Hi/a/y rhodes.
Caramel/sad peaches and cream cake.

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Vera clam. Lemon macarcons.

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Gladys tibbs.
Berries galore blackcurrant gateau.

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Sister boniface. Almond and honey sponge.

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Cynthia Piper. Chocolate
truffle layer cake.

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Dorothy thimble. Um...

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H I la ry:
Buttercream banana cake!

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Cream cheese carrot cake.

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As always, there's only 60 minutes
on the clock

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after all, if you spend all day making
a single dessert

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when will you find time
to clean the house? Or do the laundry?

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Ia/ways like the house spick and span,
and all my shirts starched and ironed

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luckily we have help,
otherwise you 'd be stuffed.

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At your sen/ice, madam.

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And for the winner, a cash prize of £50.

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All: Oh!

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Azad, start the clock.

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These aren't carrots!

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I'm making a banana cake.

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Oh!

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You nervous, dear? Don't worry.

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There'll only be about
ten million people watching.

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You clod, azad!

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Sorry, madam. I didn't see the—...

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Honestly, you can't
get the help these days.

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Beat it like you mean it, sister.

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Gong sounds

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she sighs

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was there an earthquake?

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I—I get so clumsy when I'm hen/ous.

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The ones lmake at home
always turn out lovely.

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Well, let's just pray
that it tastes better than it looks.

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Isee you've had
a little problem with your ganache there.

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Um... she clicks fingers

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thank you.

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Yeah.

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She clicks fingers

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think this belongs to you.

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Now... what do we have here?

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Producer: Cut. Problem.

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Take 15 minutes, everyone.
Leave the tent until we call you back.

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Ms gladwell.

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Ruth penny, albion bugle.

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I was hoping you could spare a few moments
for an interview.

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Didn't you get the press release?

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I'd like to do something a little more
in—depth. A profile piece.

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Really explore the issues.

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Issues?

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You're one of those.

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One of what?

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A feminist.

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What if I am?

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Do you really want to go
head—to—head with me?

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Oh, I'm game if you are.

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I'll see if I can fit you into my schedule.

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I'd be so grateful.

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Obviously, I'll be cutting out
your remark about azad.

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What remark?

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Demeaning him on national television?

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What's gotten into you?
I'll decide how I talk to the help.

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You said you were going to
follow the recipe to the letter.

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And so I did.

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I was certain I'd struck the right balance

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between emulsifiers, globular proteins
and leavening agents.

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Yeah, you leavened it alright.

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It's most befuddling.

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Mother Adrian.

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I don't understand.

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While sister boniface has many talents,
we both know cooking ain't among 'em.

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We can wave goodbye
to that £50 prize money.

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Ooh, sister boniface will win

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a prize more valuable than money.

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Humility.

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A quality she is sorely lacking.

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Go on, Colin.

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Gobble it all up.

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Oh!

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I just came to get my asthma inhaler.

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"God—fearing woman"?

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Like you don't want to win.

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On my own merits.
Not by stooping to underhand methods!

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What's going on?

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She's finishing her cake.

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Gladys, get away from your station!

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I was just——
— I don't want to hear it.

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If you two continue
with this childish feud

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I'll have you both suspended
from the wi.

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Oh!

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We're back. Reset.

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Now what have we here?

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So much for regal grandeur.

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Cat got your tongue, dear?

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Well, let's see if it passes
the taste test...

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What's happening to your face?

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I beg your pardon?

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In warped voice:
What's wrong with my face?

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She gasps
you're a demon! A devil!

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She chokes

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oh, lord. Are you alright?

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She spluti'ers

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crowd gasps

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we better lift her up before she chokes.

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Um... yes.

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She's dead. — they gasp

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Sam:
What a way to go. Face first, you said?

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With an audible splat.

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Heart attack?

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That wouldn't explain the hallucination.

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She saw prunella turning into a demon.

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To be fair, the woman can be
a bit of a dragon.

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I don't think she meant it as a metaphor

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and while I can't completely rule out
demonic possession

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it would be unscientific not to explore

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medical and pharmacological
explanations first.

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Poison?
— oh, that's a distinct possibility.

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How long is this going to take?
I mean, I don't want to be insensitive

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but we're on a tight schedule.

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Pleasure to meet you, mrs gladwell.
My grandmother is a huge fan.

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That's delightful. As I was saying...

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Yeah, could be days, I'm afraid.

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You, uh, think it was foul play?

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Did anyone see mrs tibbs
eat anything before she died?

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We'll need to see the footage
from today's filming.

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If we can't finish it today,
we won't have enough time to edit it

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for broadcast on Saturday.

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Telephone Jerry. Tell him one of
the contestants has popped their clogs

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and we're just going to have to
remount it live.

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Come on.

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Heaven forbid anyone should accuse her
of being insensitive.

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She's our national treasure, you know?

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Beloved by millions.

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Your country never fails to puzzle me.

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So, who might want to kill poor Gladys?

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Was there any animosity
between her and the other contestants?

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And as for you

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I make sure to give you the best
cuts of meat and this is how I'm repaid.

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I knew it!

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You'll be eating nothing but tripe
for the next six months

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that's assuming I don't evict
you both by the end of the day.

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What? — you can't do that.

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The tenancy agreement clearly states
you must give us

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at least one month's notice
before you can—...

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No one is getting evicted.

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Look, mrs c, your... altercation

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with Gladys was reported
and we are duty bound to follow it up.

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Look, obviously the notion that
an upstanding church—going woman

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such as yourself is responsible is...
It's unthinkable.

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We're merely trying to establish the
timeline for the hours before her death.

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Can you tell us what
your argument was about?

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Ghastly woman.

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A brazen liar and a shameless jezebel!

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Don't write that down.

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I caught her cheating.

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She re—entered the tent to finish her cake

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and afterwards, to add insult to injury

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she had the unmitigated cheek
to accuse me of sabotage!

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Sabotage?

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It was just before we
started filming again.

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What have you done to my gateau?

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I beg your pardon?

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The crown!

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And you've added extra blackcurrants!

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Nonsense. I haven't touched it.

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Oh!
— crew member: Ouiet, please.

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Mrs clam:
The woman was quite deluded.

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I mean, why on earth would I put
extra blackcurrants onto her cake?

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Sister boniface, will you be gracing us
with your presence at...

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She cries out — oh, no.

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Colin!

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I'm so sorry, reverend mother Adrian.
I found him floating dead in the pond.

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And decide to dissect him?
To desecrate his body?

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Well, I needed to find out whether he——
— you've gone too far this time.

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Your devotion to scientific enquiry
has blinded you to the sacred.

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I insist you hand over that fish
this minute.

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With respect, reverend mother, I'm
not blind to the sanctity of Colin's life.

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I'm trying to find out who ended it.

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00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,440
"Who"?
— well, it's just a hypothesis

256
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,240
but I believe that whoever
killed Gladys also killed Colin.

257
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,160
And it's only through scientific enquiry
that I can help bring the killer to justice.

258
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,760
And afterwards perhaps...

259
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,280
Well, I've always fancied trying my hand
at a spot of taxidermy, so...

260
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,960
Don't push your luck, sister.

261
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,920
What... is...

262
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,400
Belladonna. I found identical berries
in what was left of Gladys's cake.

263
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,400
I believe the killer contaminated it

264
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,240
a few of the berries
somehow finding their way into the pond.

265
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,160
Poor Colin never had a chance.

266
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,920
Evil laughter

267
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,000
evil laughter continues

268
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,480
laughter becomes warped

269
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200
Colin?

270
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,160
Oh, yes. Revered mother's favourite carp.

271
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,360
Right, well, I'll be sure to add
Colin's untimely death to the charges.

272
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,720
Mrs clam told us the cake had been
tampered with after the break in filming.

273
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,080
But whoever did it didn't know
that Gladys was going to eat it.

274
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,400
Which leads us to a new hypothesis.

275
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,880
Prunella gladwell was the intended victim.

276
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,160
But as the tide's turning on women's rights

277
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,320
aren't you afraid that your brand of
social conservatism

278
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,680
will turn you into a bit of a...

279
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,120
Well, forgive me for saying, but a relic?

280
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,080
I'm sorry, dear. I could barely hear you
above your agenda.

281
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,880
And quite frankly, if traditional values
are to become a relic

282
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,600
this country is doomed.

283
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,200
But when those values subjugate
an entire section—...

284
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,760
Do I look subjugated to you?

285
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,800
Found the culprit, inspector?

286
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,880
Can I talk to you in private, please?

287
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,680
Culprit? Peggy told me
the cause of yesterday's death

288
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,000
hadn't yet been determined.

289
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,840
I'll be releasing
an official statement later today.

290
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,680
You know I'm not interested in "official".

291
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,880
So you know each other?

292
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,080
Your intrepid reporter was just telling me

293
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,200
that she believes in strong women asserting
their dominance over men.

294
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,240
That's not at all what I——
— and yet, here you are

295
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,240
practically throwing yourself
at one of them for a story.

296
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,096
I'm not throwing myself at—— — our
relationship is strictly professional.

297
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,160
That was easy.

298
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,640
Murder in the wi?
I have to say I'm not surprised.

299
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,640
It's a hotbed of intrigue.

300
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:41,840
Meaning?

301
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,520
In private, please.

302
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,120
Can you think of anyone
who might want to harm you?

303
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,760
Mrs gladwell?

304
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,000
What's going on?

305
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,440
Someone's trying to kill me.

306
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,120
What?

307
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200
Who?

308
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,080
Did you argue with anyone yesterday?

309
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,920
I didn't ruffle any more
feathers than usual.

310
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,800
Prunella doesn't suffer fools.

311
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,720
Felix clears his throat

312
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,240
ah, one moment.

313
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,080
The production assistant saw
three other people entering the tent

314
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,280
in addition to mrs clam, hilary rhodes,
and the victim.

315
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,440
One contestant, Cynthia Piper

316
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,920
prunella's assistant, azad verma

317
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,040
and her husband.

318
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,280
Good work.

319
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:45,400
Something else, the cameraman saw prunella
and azad arguing during the break.

320
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,280
Huh. She didn't mention that.

321
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,040
Let's go and see what azad has to say.

322
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,520
You don't even know if belladonna grows
on the convent.

323
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,200
I mean, the killer could've brought it in
from outside.

324
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,840
Well, belladonna is a herbaceous perennial.

325
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,400
Ouite common, I'd be surprised
if it didn't turn up somewhere.

326
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,680
Oval leaves!

327
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,560
Bingo.

328
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,480
And look,
here's where the killer picked them.

329
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,480
Oi, oi, what's this?

330
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,600
A clue? I feel quite like Sherlock Holmes.

331
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,240
Bravo, sisters.

332
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,880
Your assistance has been invaluable

333
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,040
but since this is now a crime scene,
if you wouldn't mind just, um...

334
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,320
Charming.

335
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:26,160
According to our witness, mrs gladwell
called you a "disgusting deviant".

336
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,720
Strong words.

337
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,600
Your witness must have misheard.

338
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,640
He seemed very certain.

339
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,000
She was asking me for icing sugar.

340
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,360
A "dusting ingredient", she said.

341
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,120
Why did she call you a deviant, azad?

342
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,320
Was it to do with your personal life?

343
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,040
Look, I'm only interested in
catching a murderer.

344
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,960
I'm not here to pass judgment.

345
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,080
He sighs

346
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,160
she caught me...

347
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,200
With one of the crew members.

348
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,360
But all of the crew members are male.

349
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,080
She terminated my contract.

350
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,880
I have until the end of the show.

351
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,600
And then you went into the marquee?

352
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,600
I needed to be alone.

353
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,800
Was there anyone else in there with you?

354
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,920
No.

355
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,400
Azad...

356
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,240
I didn't do anything.

357
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:42,520
It looks like writing,
but water and mud have made the ink run.

358
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,640
It'll take me a while to dry it out
before I can take a look under uv light.

359
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,200
However, far more pertinent is this...

360
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,240
Angora.

361
00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:00,040
The only person that
I recall wearing it yesterday was Cynthia.

362
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,680
Sam: Motive?
— prunella hated her cake.

363
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,120
Seriously? — wow.

364
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,360
Her criticism was particularly brutal.

365
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,120
But over a cake?

366
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,400
So she picks up these berries
in a flight of rage?

367
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,080
An impulse crime?

368
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,800
Over a cake?

369
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,120
If you'd seen the way
prunella devastated her...

370
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,616
Yeah, I'd like to see that footage.

371
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,680
How we getting on with that?
— I'll chase it up.

372
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,520
Admittedly, Cynthia didn't seem
in a murderous rage.

373
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,400
Well, I'll bring her in.
See if I can... whisk her into a frenzy.

374
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,400
Whip her into a rage.
She chuckles

375
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,520
stir her into a confession.
— oh!

376
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,240
Very good.

377
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,280
It's just an act for the cameras, isn't it?

378
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,440
I heard she was brutal.
You must have been angry.

379
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,760
I was a bit upset.

380
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,240
Just "a bit upset"? I'd have been fuming.

381
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,560
Well, I can't be angry at prunella.
I'm her biggest fan.

382
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,360
She chuckles nervously

383
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,840
we found this in your rubbish bin.

384
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,800
I was just letting off some steam.

385
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,960
You had every right
to be angry, miss Piper.

386
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,640
The way she humiliated you? I would've
wanted to scratch her eyes out too.

387
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,280
She's a horrid woman.

388
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,200
Selfish. Cruel...

389
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,760
I'm sorry she treated you that way.

390
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,520
What were you doing out in the garden
during the break in filming?

391
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,120
Oh... I went there to have a little cry.

392
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,480
Did you notice the belladonna berries
growing on the bushes?

393
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,520
Belladonna? I...

394
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,400
You think I...

395
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,120
I didn't know they were there.

396
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,680
I saw hilary and prunella coming and took
off back to the marquee to get my make—up.

397
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,760
Hilary and prunella?

398
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,280
They were... arguing.

399
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920
About what?

400
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,200
I don't know.

401
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,880
"A hotbed of intrigue"?

402
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,240
And what's that?
Your new favourite night spot?

403
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,880
The wi?

404
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,760
I knew you'd take the bait.

405
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,440
What have you got?
— what have you got?

406
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,200
Off the record?

407
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,000
Alright, for now.

408
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,600
We think that prunella gladwell
was the intended victim.

409
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,080
Well, that's bigger than I thought.

410
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,920
And you think it was somebody at the wi?

411
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,840
What do you know about hilary rhodes?

412
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,800
I've heard rumours.

413
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,600
We had some words, yes.

414
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,120
About?

415
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,320
I caught her having a go at James.

416
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,760
Belittling him.

417
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,240
What do you care about
how she treats her husband?

418
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,960
James and I were courting

419
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,880
when I was in culinary school.

420
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,880
That's how he met prunella.

421
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,640
She stole him from you?

422
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,280
I let him go.

423
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,560
He was never really interested in me.

424
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,400
And yet you saw fit to jump to his defence.

425
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,840
It wasn't just about James. She treats
everyone as though they're her subjects.

426
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,400
He sighs I've noticed.

427
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,120
It must have grated you
when she came into town

428
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,840
flaunting her success...

429
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,480
Especially with your own troubles.

430
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,040
Troubles?

431
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,080
Your husband.

432
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,040
Multiple investigations
from the inland revenue.

433
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,800
Warrant out for his arrest.
Whereabouts unknown—...

434
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,360
Pleased with yourself, are you?

435
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,920
Digging through my life like a rat?

436
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,200
I was just trying to
understand, that's all.

437
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,440
Your husband abandons you,
leaving you with nothing but seized assets.

438
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,320
And shortly after,
you invite your old rival to town.

439
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,400
Orders from head office.

440
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,280
Every branch had to put out
a personal invitation.

441
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,920
It was the last thing I wanted to do.

442
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,360
So no resentment? No jealousy?

443
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,560
Jealousy? I don't want
her life! It's a sham.

444
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,920
A sham?

445
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,440
I have my troubles

446
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,800
but at least I'm living in the real world.

447
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,120
Something's been cut.

448
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,800
About two seconds.

449
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,560
Two seconds of incriminating footage?

450
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,360
Of what?

451
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,920
Sam: Show me again.

452
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,120
There.

453
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,600
What do you see?

454
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,240
Who delivered the film?

455
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,880
Major gladwell dropped it off
at the station this afternoon.

456
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,560
James: Probably a camera glitch.

457
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,920
It wasn't a camera glitch.
You cut the footage.

458
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,120
Excuse me?

459
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,800
My guess is it was something
between you and azad.

460
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,280
I don't know what you're getting at, but——
— hilary rhodes.

461
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,880
Your ex—girlfriend.

462
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,960
She told me your marriage was a sham.
Why would she say that?

463
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,080
Probably still pining after me, poor woman.

464
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,960
Look, I don't care about
your personal life.

465
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,360
Oh, this is nonsense.

466
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,080
I'd rather do this here, but if I have
to take you down the station, I will.

467
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,480
Azad as well.

468
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,080
He told me that prunella fired him
because she caught him with a crew member

469
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,000
but I don't think that's true.

470
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,040
Major?

471
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,800
Look, I'm not going to expose you.

472
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,400
She found out.

473
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,240
What's gotten into you?

474
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,520
I'll decide how I talk to the help.

475
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,560
He is more than just "the help".
— you're right, he's a hindrance

476
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,280
I think we should get rid of him.
— no.

477
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,040
Why do you care so much?

478
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,240
Oh, my god.

479
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,520
I don't give a damn about
your trips to London for a cheap fling

480
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,920
but this is on our doorstep, in our home

481
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,200
on national television!

482
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,080
This threatens everything!

483
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,480
It isn't a cheap fling. — what?

484
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,600
You're in love with him?

485
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,960
I don't know what it is.

486
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,000
I'll tell you what it is.

487
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280
It's over!

488
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,600
That's not up to you!

489
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,880
Break it off or I will make sure
the whole world knows

490
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,440
that behind that uniform

491
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,960
is nothing but a mincing sissy!

492
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,040
Why did you go in the marquee?

493
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,840
To comfort azad after she'd fired him.

494
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,320
And the footage?

495
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,720
I could see how hurt he was
by what prunella had said.

496
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,440
As he went past me, I...

497
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,200
Squeezed his hand.

498
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,320
It was stupid, an impulse,
but I couldn't help myself.

499
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,600
So now you know.

500
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,480
I'm not the only queen of the kitchen.

501
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,400
Why didn't you tell me that you fired azad?

502
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,960
And risk exposing my husband?

503
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,680
And your argument with hilary?

504
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,080
What argument?

505
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,280
She had the gall to tell me
how to talk to you.

506
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,800
I hardly think that she would try
to kill me over that.

507
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,480
That is not your decision to make.

508
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,520
I can't protect you
if you keep hiding things.

509
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,640
Exactly. Your life's in danger.

510
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,840
What else haven't you told me?

511
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,160
Nothing.

512
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,920
"Cinnamon... flour... cream."

513
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,000
You're needed for your close—up, sister.
They're about to start.

514
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,320
She exhales

515
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,720
gong sounds

516
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,680
The consistency brings to mind
the texture of wet cement

517
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,160
Why is there a carrot in this banana cake?

518
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,360
It's not... a major disaster...

519
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,760
More...

520
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,240
A minor catastrophe.

521
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,840
So, sister, you 'i/ have to remind me
what this is

522
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,440
as it bears no resemblance
to any of my recipes.

523
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,200
Yes. Bight, well, erm, it started life
as an almond and honey sponge

524
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,840
which then evolved into a scuff/é

525
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,880
and now appears to have sunk
into an almond and honey bake.

526
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,920
Maybe fly to think of it more
as a chewy biscuit.

527
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,560
It will certainly stick indelibly
in my memo/y...

528
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,200
As well as in my teeth.

529
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,400
Too much cinnamon.
It's one teaspoon, not two.

530
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,760
I suggest you read my books more carefully.

531
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,840
Well, we will be back
after this commercial break

532
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,560
when / will be announcing
the winner.

533
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,040
Producer:
We 're offi five minutes.

534
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,160
Um, you may want to
have a word with hilary.

535
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,080
Sir... I just got off the phone with the wi

536
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,640
there was no order made to invite prunella.

537
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,880
I think you're right.

538
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,520
It's two teaspoons of cinnamon.

539
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,760
It always has been.

540
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,920
I think I know my recipe
better than you, hilary.

541
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,720
It's not yours.

542
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,640
You can't change
one tiny thing and call it yours.

543
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,040
I'm not listening to this again.

544
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,720
But the recipe on the paper
says two teaspoons, not one

545
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,960
and you know what that means?

546
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,320
Plain as a pikestaff.

547
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,080
Hilary came up with the recipe first?

548
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,720
Correct, Peggy. Years ago.

549
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,960
The paper's imprinted with a crest,
a wooden spoon and griddle

550
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,440
my guess, from the culinary school
they both went to.

551
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,320
So all this... over a cake?

552
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,560
We'll check the grounds.

553
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,440
It's ten seconds!

554
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,240
Where is prunella?

555
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,400
I can't do this on my own. Please.

556
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,080
Take in five, four, three...

557
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,040
Welcome back.

558
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,280
As you can see, prunella is, um...

559
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,440
Well, she's indisposed at the moment.

560
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,560
She has a very bad tummy.

561
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,800
Let's hope it wasn't something she ate.

562
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,840
Crew members laugh

563
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,920
admit it!

564
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,080
Admit what?
That you've gone stark stirring mad?

565
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400
She yells

566
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,040
hilary.

567
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,600
Take another step and she's gone!

568
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,520
Ok. Tell us what you want.

569
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,440
We know she stole your recipe.

570
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,000
She laughs
it wasn't just one recipe.

571
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,080
Was it?

572
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,680
Break it off or I will make sure
the whole world knows

573
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,520
that behind that uniform
is nothing but a mincing sissy.

574
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,840
You have no right to talk to him that way.

575
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,800
How dare you tell me how
to talk to my husband.

576
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,240
Why did you invite me here?

577
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,880
I just wanted what she owed me.

578
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,200
But she wouldn't listen.

579
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,360
I'd hoped to do this over dinner

580
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,760
but seeing as you'll be rushing off...

581
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,960
What's that?

582
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,120
Exactly what it looks like.

583
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,160
Caramelised peaches and cream cake.

584
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,400
My recipe.

585
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,840
You're delusional.

586
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,680
I don't know what she's talking about.

587
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,480
This is your last chance!

588
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,360
Hilary, put down the knife
and then tell me all about it.

589
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,080
I want to hear your side of the story.

590
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,240
If I put down the knife,
this conversation's over.

591
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,080
Ok, well, tell us here. What happened?

592
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,120
Hilary:
Don't you walk away from me.

593
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,560
I have no interest in
discussing your fantasies.

594
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,680
I have a whole loose—leaf binder
full of recipes just like this one.

595
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,560
All of them in your first cook book,
the one that made you famous.

596
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,921
And you've waited all these years
to confront me about it?

597
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,160
My circumstances have changed.

598
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,040
What happened to mr ceo?

599
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,840
Do I detect desertion?

600
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,760
Abandonment?

601
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,600
You always did have ideas above your
station. What was it we used to call you?

602
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,160
"The scholarship girl"?

603
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,160
You were the only one that called me that.

604
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:00,360
And look at you now,
begging for charity again. It's pathetic.

605
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,120
I got where I am today because of who I am

606
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,320
not because of a few recipes.

607
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,240
This is worthless.

608
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,320
She gasps no!

609
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,720
Much like yourself.

610
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,440
Bird cries

611
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,160
I don't want to hear it.

612
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,560
If you two continue this feud,
I'll have you both suspended from the wi.

613
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,040
And you threw the rest into the pond?

614
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,480
After poor Gladys died.

615
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,400
I had to get rid of the evidence.
So you see...

616
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,440
I have nothing left to lose.

617
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,160
Admit it!

618
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,760
That's all you have to do

619
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,720
and I'll let you live!

620
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,720
I strongly advise you to do as she says.

621
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,080
Hilary: Just say the words.

622
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:44,760
She yelps

623
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,240
no!

624
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,040
Admit it! Please!

625
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,840
Prunella:
It's the same old story.

626
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,680
The scholarship girl on her knees...
— hilary wails

627
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,000
begging for validation.

628
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,680
Hilary sobs — wretched creature.

629
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,920
She wails

630
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,800
It's been an honour for azad and I

631
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,400
to taste your delightful desserts, ladies

632
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,080
but there can only be one winner.

633
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,800
And this week's queen of the kitchen is...

634
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,480
Both: Cynthia Piper!

635
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,800
They applaud

636
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,280
Cynthia:
My goodness. My goodness!

637
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,920
Oh, I can't believe it!

638
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,240
Well done. Well done.

639
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,440
Well done, well done.
It was a wonderful cake!

640
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,480
Thank you! — here you are.

641
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,560
And that's all we have time for

642
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,520
but on behalf of myself, azad,
and prunella...

643
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,000
Wherever she's got to.

644
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,520
They chuckle

645
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,960
good bye. — goodbye.

646
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,760
Producer: And wrap!

647
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,936
Well done again.
— oh, thank you so much!

648
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,160
It was beautiful.

649
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,560
She exhales deeply

650
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,720
what happened?

651
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,640
Clear up, and then you can
collect your final pay.

652
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,080
Wait.

653
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,560
I can't do this anymore, prunella.

654
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,720
Do what?

655
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,160
The theatrics. The play—acting.

656
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,280
Hilary was right, it's a sham.

657
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,600
Hilary has just tried to kill me.

658
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,840
What? — you think you
can walk away from all this?

659
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,400
You love the theatrics as much as I do.

660
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,360
I'm getting too old for it. So are you.

661
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,960
And if this is my last chance for love...

662
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,560
Leave us alone.

663
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:38,880
No.

664
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:40,760
Goodbye, prunella.

665
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,320
Yes, goodbye.

666
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,280
I'll ruin you!

667
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,640
Trouble in paradise?

668
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,920
He's not the story.

669
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,400
She is.

670
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,200
I'll tell you in the pub later.

671
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,800
I heard you caught the killer.

672
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,200
Yes.

673
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,480
Oh, um...

674
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,400
I thought Colin deserved a stately casket.

675
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,400
She sighs

676
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,840
did prunella pass judgment on your dessert?

677
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,120
It wasn't to her taste.

678
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,080
A lesson learned?

679
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,320
Undoubtedly.

680
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,400
Next time, I'll lend my culinary skills
to someone more appreciative of my talents.

681
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,840
Don't be late for vespers.

682
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,640
Commentator: Prune/la gladwell

683
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,600
former national treasure

684
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,280
now disgraced queen of the kitchen.

685
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,280
The scandal of divorce

686
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,600
fol/o wed by revelations
in the albion bugle

687
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,280
that she stole the recipes
that made her famous

688
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,840
have turned this once—beloved figure

689
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,480
into a social pariah.

690
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,560
So... — what?

691
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,696
A little bit of butter first.

692
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:15,560
Of course, yes!

693
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,280
Commentator:
But eve/y cloud has a silver lining

694
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:22,240
and this one's in the shape
of the nation's new favourite duo.

695
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,760
Azad:
Right, now to add your sugar here.

696
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,760
Oh, tell you what we do need.
We need the flour.

697
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,400
Azad: The flour.
— the flour, yes.

698
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,760
Commentator:
In ”two men and a stove ”

699
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,640
major James and azad verma
teach the nation's men

700
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,840
how to cook dishes from around the world

701
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,360
whether it's to woo their sweethearts

702
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,800
or to impress their wives.

703
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,200
Making the perfect romantic gift...

704
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,080
For that special someone in your life.