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‪NETFLIX 呈献

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‪“待欢舞事毕

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‪我定要追上前去

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‪用我这鲁莽五指

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‪触碰那素手纤玉

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‪旧日情事似假非真？

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‪视线啊 莫将其留存！

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‪直至今晚

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‪我才得见真正的佳人”

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‪所以说《罗密欧与茱丽叶》

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‪是史上最浪漫、悲戚的爱情故事

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‪有什么问题吗？

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‪辛迪 想问什么？

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‪我们现在可以去喂蛇了吗？

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‪可以

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‪过后是阅读时间 明白吗？

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‪快点！

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‪人生就是一场比赛

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‪他们喜欢《罗密欧与茱丽叶》吗？

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‪莎士比亚被宠物蛇比下去了

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‪你想让他们增长见识 值得钦佩

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‪但除非故事里有条饿鬼毛毛虫
‪否则根本没戏

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‪孩子们想知道我去哪里度假

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‪而说起维罗那
‪当然要讲《罗密欧与茱丽叶》

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‪你连点个披萨都会提到它

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‪没办法 我是忠实粉丝

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‪《危情十日》里的
‪凯西贝茨也是忠实粉丝

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‪说到旅行

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‪我想请你…帮个小忙

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‪-我可不管碧翠丝
‪-你不用管她

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‪很好 蛇可不是我的菜

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‪帮忙喂食就行

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‪-喂食？
‪-对

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‪喂什么？

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‪老鼠

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‪-不干
‪-冷冻的

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‪-那又好到哪里去？
‪-拜托 就一个礼拜

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‪-难说
‪-不过 你也知道…

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‪要不就把她放你那儿
‪因为她好像有点郁闷…

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‪那好吧

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‪-但你欠我的
‪-美甲美足算我的

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‪-那家南韩铺子？
‪-没问题

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‪好吧 这都是看在
‪你终于要去维罗那的份上

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‪你都计划了好几年了

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‪幸亏我没着急
‪现在有人陪我一起去了

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‪布兰登没准会求婚哦

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‪你觉得会吗？

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‪对啊 他知道你有多看重这次旅行

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‪还有什么地方
‪比“爱之城”更适合求婚的？

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‪他最近是有点怪怪的

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‪正如莎士比亚所说：

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‪“汝若欲之 则须以戒冠指”

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‪那好像是碧昂斯

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‪有好事

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‪然后我就想

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‪我干嘛上“猫途鹰”去找餐厅推荐呢？

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‪于是我就给西尔维奥发信…

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‪谁是西尔维奥？

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‪-我们“好东家”预订的房东
‪-哦

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‪他给我推荐了一些冷门店

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‪只有当地人才知道

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‪这样我们就能体验正宗的意式风情

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‪而不是“旅行宝典”上
‪那些宰游客的地方

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‪-真不错
‪-到时正值当地的美酒节

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‪所以餐厅都很抢手

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‪我就直接预约了我们在维罗那期间

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‪每天的午餐和晚餐

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‪-啊？你预约了14个地方？
‪-对啊

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‪为什么？

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‪-你觉得我该把早餐也订了？
‪-我…

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‪我想着可以在度假屋吃早餐

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‪这样就不会
‪因为等结账而错过游览行程

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‪什么游览行程？

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‪全部！

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‪好吧

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‪-还…好多页
‪-对啊

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‪我觉得咱们可以从“茱丽叶之家”开始

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‪上午10点到12点30

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‪然后12点45到“茱丽叶俱乐部”

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‪在那里 听好了…

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‪啊？

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‪观看志愿者们

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‪为写给茱丽叶的情书回信

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‪等等 你做了饼状图？

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‪对啊 我总不能做柱状图吧

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‪我们就不能…随走随看吗？

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‪（随意 7%）

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‪-好得很
‪-别担心 这只是维罗那的安排

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‪去巴多利诺品酒那天另有安排

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‪朱莉…

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‪我觉得 与其租车

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‪不如坐火车更方便

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‪-这样行不通
‪-可以的

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‪铁路罢工结束了
‪我已经预订了两人的快速通行票

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‪整个星期都可以随意坐车！

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‪不 是你我行不通！

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‪朱莉

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‪你人很好

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‪你太好了 和你在一起的时光

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‪一直以来

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‪都特别…

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‪-好？
‪-对

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‪可是…我需要一点时间思考

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‪因为我们进展得太快了

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‪-我们在一起都四年了
‪-哇

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‪已经这么久了吗？

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‪嗨 两位今晚还好吗？

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‪欢迎来到“命运”餐厅

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‪我是你们的服务生布雷克

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‪既然二位已经有饮品了
‪要不要来看看本店的特色？

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‪他要和我分手

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‪我去拿点面包来

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‪那维罗那怎么办？

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‪你还是去吧

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‪你一直都很想去 对吧？

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‪或许等你回来 我们再看是什么状况

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‪我已经知道是什么状况了…

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‪（浪漫度假屋 面朝茱丽叶阳台！）

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‪（房东 西尔维奥安吉洛）

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨 朱朱

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‪你还好吗？

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‪跟你五分钟前问我时

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‪一个样

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‪唉呀 人家担心你嘛

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‪-哀莫大于心死
‪-是啊

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‪从一到阿黛尔

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‪有多糟糕？

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‪我没事的 真的

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‪-你随时可以打给我 好吗？
‪-我会的

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‪爱你哟

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‪爱你多多

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‪拜了

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‪布兰登把她甩了 你欠我五块

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‪（翻译 L'AMORE TROVA UNA VIA）

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‪（爱自有出路）

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‪（确认！）

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‪欢迎光临明尼阿波利斯国际机场

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‪现在广播重要安全提示…

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‪（维罗纳 延误）

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‪没关系

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‪请注意 飞往维罗那的
‪“真爱航空”816航班现在开始登机

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‪到我们了！

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‪（朱莉的维罗那之行！）

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‪抱歉

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‪看来只剩你和我

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{\an8}‪（意大利 情人之地）

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‪出租车

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‪出租车！喂！

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‪出租车！

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‪小姐

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‪你是优步司机？

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‪我叫尤贝托

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‪也行吧

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‪-美女 第一次来意大利哇？
‪-是啊

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‪我希望能活着离开机场去度假

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‪你从哪里来？

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‪-明尼阿波利斯
‪-迷你那不勒斯

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‪不 明尼阿波利斯

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‪对嘛 迷你那不勒斯

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‪-迷你那波利 对吧？
‪-好吧 对

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‪对对 迷你那不勒斯

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‪尤贝托！

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‪有车！

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‪绕开！

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‪美女 尝尝奶油卷不？

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‪-你能不能专心看路？
‪-我妈妈自己做的

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‪尤贝托！

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‪妈妈的独门配方
‪全威尼托最好吃的奶油卷

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‪秘诀是乳清奶酪

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‪谢谢

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‪再见 美女

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‪（你的近期预订）

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‪可不是嘛

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‪不好意思

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‪嘿 借过

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‪冷静 对啦 多乖的猫咪啊？

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‪-该死的！
‪-你是谁？

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‪-我是谁？
‪-你来这里做什么？

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‪不好意思 你疯了吗？就这么闯进来

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‪等等 老天 怎么…

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‪不 我本周把度假屋租下了

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‪我有证明 看到了吗？

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‪朱莉哈顿 “好东家”

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‪确认码HZ4RB6

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‪“浪漫度假屋”

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‪4月9日到4月16日

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‪幸会 查理弗莱彻

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‪“随心假日”

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‪确认码214TRSP

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‪“浪漫度假屋”

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‪4月8日到4月15日

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‪显然 你的预订出了问题

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‪我很遗憾

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‪我刚从明尼阿波利斯飞到这里

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‪今天累得够呛

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‪可否请你把度假屋腾出来

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‪等我们把问题解决 这样…比较好

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‪当然 没问题

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‪给我几分钟时间

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‪我把东西整理好 然后就腾地方

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‪谢谢

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‪显然印第安纳波利斯人不玩讽刺

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‪明尼阿波利斯

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‪一样啦

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‪好嘛 那我找西尔维奥解决

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‪让他知道你搞错了

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‪好吧 等等
‪你为什么这么确定是我搞错了？

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‪反正不是我

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‪-你怎么知道？
‪-我不会犯错

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‪我不是说自己无可挑剔
‪我只是…非常小心

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‪你好有趣啊

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‪至少我没穿泼了基安蒂红酒的裤头

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‪这是巴罗洛

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‪还超好喝

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‪早安！我是西尔维奥安吉洛

216
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,750
‪请给我留言 我会尽快打给你

217
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:26,666
‪再见

218
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:32,875
‪嗨 西尔维奥 我是朱莉哈顿

219
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:36,625
‪我吧…这周订了你的度假屋

220
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:39,875
‪这里有个身材好
‪却讨人嫌的家伙 叫什么查理弗莱彻

221
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:42,375
‪他非说这段时间

222
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,333
‪度假屋已经被他租下了？

223
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,708
‪所以 如果你听到留言能尽快回电

224
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,750
‪那就…太好了

225
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,083
‪都解决了？

226
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:56,125
‪我留了言 也不知道
‪他会不会马上回电话

227
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,166
‪干嘛?

228
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,041
‪你是第一次来意大利吧？

229
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,166
‪对啊 怎么了？

230
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,750
‪意大利人做事有自己的节奏

231
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,375
‪他要是这礼拜内给你回信儿
‪就算你走运了

232
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,666
‪过去六年来 我一直都租住这里

233
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,583
‪我从来都没见过他

234
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:19,000
‪所以我要是你
‪就坐下一班飞机回密歇根

235
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,458
‪-明尼苏达
‪-都一样啦

236
00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:23,916
‪看看能不能改期再来

237
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,583
‪改期？

238
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:28,750
‪我一直都在期待这次旅行

239
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,291
‪那 附近肯定有酒店吧？

240
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,916
‪-有 但“维罗那葡萄酒展”全订了
‪-“维罗那葡萄酒展”

241
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,333
‪-欧洲规模最大的葡萄酒博览会
‪-好吧

242
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:39,250
‪如果你不是一年前就预订

243
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:43,000
‪用意大利人的话说 就是“糗大了”…

244
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,625
‪我知道“糗”是什么意思

245
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:46,791
‪-嗯 好吧
‪-谢了

246
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:51,833
‪你就不能有点同情心吗？

247
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,375
‪上礼拜有过一点点

248
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,000
‪特别了不起 只可惜你错过了

249
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,416
‪我得睡一觉 好吗？

250
00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:02,250
‪我需要睡眠

251
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,375
‪我已经22个钟头没合眼了…

252
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,750
‪故事很精彩 赶紧收尾吧

253
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:09,083
‪-我还得过日子呢
‪-我能在这里过夜吗？

254
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:13,916
‪拜托了 好吗？就到明早
‪等你我找西尔维奥把事情解决

255
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,333
‪我无处可去 真的走投无路了

256
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:18,458
‪拜托嘛？

257
00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:19,500
‪好吧

258
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:20,791
‪谢谢

259
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:25,041
‪但只是因为你确实一副可怜样

260
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:29,000
‪话说你那土不拉几的
‪运动衫是在哪里买的？

261
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,166
‪-机场的礼品店
‪-我估计也是

262
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,416
‪好了 卧室在哪里？

263
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:38,083
‪好了 整栋度假屋只有一个卧室

264
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,583
‪你呢

265
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:41,875
‪睡沙发

266
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,583
‪欢迎光临“浪漫度假屋”

267
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:51,708
‪回见

268
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,750
‪早安 西尔维奥！

269
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,833
‪你好吗？

270
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,416
‪早安 西尔维奥！

271
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,708
‪嗨 乔瓦尼！

272
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,166
‪早安

273
00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,500
‪我是“好东家”的西尔维奥安吉洛

274
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,958
‪我带来很多本地产品市场的礼物

275
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,333
‪帕尔马干酪

276
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,791
‪熏火腿

277
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:39,291
‪橄榄油

278
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,625
‪查理！

279
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,583
‪-早安 西尔维奥
‪-早安 查理

280
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,125
‪你不是说没见过他吗

281
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,708
‪哦 我瞎说的 为了把你赶走

282
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,750
‪西尔维奥经常过来

283
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,583
‪小姐 你怎么坐地上了？

284
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:58,708
‪请起

285
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,625
‪谢谢

286
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:06,208
‪哈顿小姐
‪很荣幸能在“爱之城”维罗那

287
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,875
‪接待你

288
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,541
‪-是啊
‪-你这是白费热情

289
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,333
‪这女人冷冰冰的

290
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:15,875
‪-不会吧
‪-是呢

291
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:16,833
‪就像冰淇淋

292
00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:19,166
‪我可不像冰淇淋

293
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,083
‪我只是不满意重复预订

294
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,583
‪但我相信
‪西尔维奥一定能帮我们解决

295
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:24,916
‪当然了

296
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,500
‪那么 可否请你

297
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,583
‪告诉弗莱彻先生
‪这周是我租下了“浪漫度假屋”？

298
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,041
‪乐意之至

299
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:31,958
‪多谢

300
00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:33,875
‪弗莱彻先生

301
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:37,333
‪哈顿小姐本周租下了度假屋

302
00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:41,125
‪哦 那可否请你告诉哈顿女士

303
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:44,125
‪周五之前
‪“浪漫度假屋”已经被我租下了？

304
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,416
‪当然

305
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,541
‪多谢

306
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,083
‪哈顿小姐

307
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:51,916
‪弗莱彻先生也把度假屋租…

308
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
‪不行

309
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,000
‪到底怎么回事？

310
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,041
‪搞混了

311
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:03,291
‪“好东家”的预订
‪是我妻子索菲娅在照管

312
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,333
‪她从来不会搞错

313
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,041
‪一次都没有

314
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,958
‪-而我女朋友…
‪-完了

315
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,541
‪“随心假日”的预约是她照管

316
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,666
‪她就没那么机灵了

317
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,625
‪明白了吧？搞混了

318
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,750
‪搞混了？

319
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:24,041
‪只可惜你妻子和你女友合不来

320
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,708
‪嗯 但问题是 我们现在怎么办？

321
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:30,958
‪也许

322
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:32,875
‪你们可以分享度假屋

323
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,125
‪我们总算有点共识了

324
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,041
‪-不行
‪-我给你打折

325
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,250
‪我不要打折

326
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,208
‪我要我的度假屋

327
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,375
‪我不想跟人分享

328
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,458
‪尤其是这个大脚怪

329
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,916
‪-她说得对
‪-谢谢

330
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,458
‪你最好给她赞扬 不然她永远够不着

331
00:20:57,791 --> 00:20:58,875
‪这真是一场噩梦

332
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,833
‪也许这是命运？

333
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,583
‪就像我在房源介绍上说的…

334
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,791
‪“L'amore trova una via”

335
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:09,958
‪“爱自有出路”

336
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,541
‪很像《侏罗纪公园》的台词

337
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,708
‪你从《侏罗纪公园》抄来的？

338
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:18,500
‪不是

339
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,916
‪你就没别的办法吗？

340
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,166
‪哈顿小姐 你要有信心

341
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,583
‪在维罗那 一切都会迎刃而解的

342
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:29,666
‪是啊 就像罗密欧和茱丽叶那样

343
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,625
‪别忘了上“好东家”给我五星好评

344
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:37,625
‪五星哦

345
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,458
‪好好享受吧 再见

346
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,750
‪五星好评？

347
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:47,208
‪他带来的熏火腿是真好吃

348
00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:03,833
‪不是吧

349
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:12,958
‪听着 在你开嚎之前 我先提醒你

350
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,500
‪我是英国人 好吗？

351
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:18,875
‪所以我处理不来外在的情感表达

352
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,500
‪-哦
‪-我先给你点建议

353
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:22,416
‪好

354
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,041
‪忍回去

355
00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:25,708
‪你感情奔涌不是吗？

356
00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:26,916
‪全部收拾起来

357
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,375
‪-嗯
‪-压在心底

358
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,208
‪-心底深处
‪-全部抛开

359
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:37,958
‪不行

360
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,083
‪内不起

361
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,958
‪-那好像不是个词
‪-对不起

362
00:22:41,041 --> 00:22:43,708
‪现在真的很尴尬

363
00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:46,125
‪这只会让事情变糟糕…

364
00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:48,541
‪-很抱歉
‪-还变刺耳了

365
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:49,500
‪我没有

366
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,541
‪非常刺耳

367
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:51,750
‪-我没有
‪-好吧

368
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,291
‪好吧 听我说

369
00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:55,291
‪我们…可以

370
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,041
‪共…

371
00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:00,916
‪共享这间房

372
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,125
‪-真的吗？
‪-真的

373
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,791
‪来…给你

374
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:13,458
‪擦擦鼻子 鼻涕都
‪蹭在机场买的运动衫上了

375
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,791
‪反正大部分时间我都要去参加酒展

376
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:25,166
‪运气好的话 你我兴许根本见不着

377
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,666
‪那我们怎么共享？

378
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,958
‪把空间分开

379
00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:34,375
‪你住一边

380
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,791
‪我待在另一边

381
00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:36,708
‪好

382
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,083
‪查理？

383
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:42,750
‪嗯？

384
00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:45,208
‪谢谢

385
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,000
‪嗯 随便吧

386
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,583
‪记得 马桶要冲两次

387
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:55,125
‪这房子是16世纪的
‪管道估计也是那时候的

388
00:24:00,791 --> 00:24:02,583
‪（第一天 “茱丽叶之家” 上午10点）

389
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,625
‪糟糕

390
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:14,958
‪抱歉

391
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,291
‪抱歉

392
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:37,000
‪（维罗那城区游 上午11点30分）

393
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:38,166
‪该死！

394
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,083
‪不好意思！抱歉

395
00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:51,750
‪喂！嗨！你好！

396
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:54,000
‪等等！

397
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,875
‪停哈！

398
00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:06,416
‪不要啊

399
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:13,916
‪好吧！

400
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,791
‪我知道了！

401
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,708
{\an8}‪（朱莉的维罗那之行！）

402
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,291
‪-嗨
‪-嘿

403
00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:38,958
‪那个坏了

404
00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,708
‪这里没空调？

405
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,708
‪对 只有一架风扇

406
00:25:45,541 --> 00:25:46,875
‪好吧

407
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,208
‪哦 对了 那个也坏了

408
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,916
‪当然了

409
00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,708
‪出事了？

410
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,416
‪不 没事

411
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,166
‪男友打来的？

412
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:12,708
‪我没有男友

413
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,125
‪好吗？

414
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:19,250
‪你来维罗那之前 他刚跟你分手？

415
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:20,958
‪不 根本…

416
00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,666
‪不是这么回事

417
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,166
‪想听点免费建议吗？

418
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,791
‪不想 但也拦不住你

419
00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:30,208
‪男人都渴望自己得不到的东西
‪这是我们的天性

420
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:33,416
‪所以…删了他的信息 拉黑他

421
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,583
‪当他发现你不在乎了

422
00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:36,833
‪就会乖乖回来找你

423
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:40,875
‪把这话写在日记里

424
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:44,125
‪这是日志 而且我不在乎

425
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:45,416
‪已经结束了

426
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,333
‪再说了 这又不关你的事

427
00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:51,750
‪很好 因为跟前任复合

428
00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,666
‪就好像洗了澡又穿上脏内裤

429
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:55,750
‪好恶心

430
00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:57,833
‪有时候 真相就是很恶心

431
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,416
‪（删除）

432
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:11,500
‪你要是这么擅长谈恋爱
‪又怎么会孤身来“爱之城”？

433
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,833
‪我说过了 我是来工作的

434
00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:15,708
‪我要向伦敦的老板汇报

435
00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:19,250
‪要争取哪些酒在英国的独售权

436
00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:21,666
‪你以喝葡萄酒为生？

437
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,375
‪算是吧 喝酒也是工作的一部分

438
00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:27,666
‪但相信我 葡萄酒可是生意

439
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,500
‪如果我选错了酒

440
00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,666
‪公司可能会损失数百万英镑

441
00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,416
‪你觉得那支怎么样？

442
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,416
‪很醇厚

443
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,416
‪单宁还在年轻期

444
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,958
‪酸度过高

445
00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:50,833
‪所以还需要发酵三到五年

446
00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:52,500
‪意思是不好 对吧？

447
00:27:53,291 --> 00:27:55,041
‪不 这酒很好

448
00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:56,791
‪我没听明白

449
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,458
‪好吧…你看

450
00:28:00,541 --> 00:28:04,416
‪这个酒庄
‪是瓦波利切拉山上的一个小酒庄

451
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,958
‪它濒临破产

452
00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:07,000
‪如果我们强硬一点

453
00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:09,625
‪兴许可以赶在竞争对手出价之前

454
00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:11,916
‪用批发价拿下他们所有陈酿

455
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,916
‪就像我说的 这是生意

456
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,333
‪但这可是葡萄酒 热情在哪里？

457
00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:23,041
‪热情没那么了不起

458
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,916
‪就好像罗密欧与茱丽叶

459
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,875
‪我猜你从来没游览过吧？

460
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,125
‪“茱丽叶之家”？

461
00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:33,458
‪-对
‪-没有

462
00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:36,625
‪你连续六年租住这里

463
00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:39,000
‪却从来没到广场对面看看？

464
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:40,541
‪没有

465
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:45,250
‪好了 我的行李呢？

466
00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:47,250
‪今天就该送到的

467
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:50,458
‪“意大利 情人之地”穿腻了？

468
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,375
‪也许是时候回到机场去

469
00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:56,750
‪把那件“披萨斜塔”的T恤也买了

470
00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:01,625
‪-怎么了？
‪-没什么

471
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,708
‪哎呀 说嘛

472
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,000
‪（意面无极限）

473
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:14,000
‪好吧 我玩笑开坏了

474
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,666
‪随便 反正我也热死了

475
00:29:16,916 --> 00:29:18,541
‪这屋里就像烤箱一样

476
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,916
‪-你在干嘛？
‪-呼吸点新鲜空气 好吗？

477
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,500
‪-别开窗！
‪-干嘛不呢？

478
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:27,666
‪把它们弄出去！

479
00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:29,875
‪嘿

480
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:30,791
‪去！

481
00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:32,458
‪出去！

482
00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:34,250
‪走开

483
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,041
‪快 走开

484
00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:39,166
‪好了 走吧

485
00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,083
‪行了

486
00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:42,833
‪好了

487
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:45,250
‪好了

488
00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:48,583
‪哎呀

489
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,458
‪我的天啊

490
00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:53,750
‪抱歉 我不知道你对猫过敏

491
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,708
‪现在你知道了

492
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:57,875
‪广场上到处都是猫

493
00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:01,333
‪该死的当地人任由它们到处溜达
‪就好像新德里的那些牛一样

494
00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:10,125
‪我真的很抱歉 我不知道…

495
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:13,041
‪听着 老实待在你那边

496
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,666
‪别开窗子

497
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,000
‪这就可以了

498
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,750
‪还有 别碍我的事
‪免得我一不留神踩着你

499
00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:21,458
‪什么？

500
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:22,916
‪你跟人合住？

501
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,583
‪也不算是 我睡沙发

502
00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:30,291
‪他是我两倍大

503
00:30:30,791 --> 00:30:32,041
‪他占了一半的房间

504
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:34,250
‪他长什么样？

505
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,708
‪谁在乎他长什么样？

506
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:37,500
‪我在乎

507
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:40,208
‪我在拿精灵鼠小弟喂黏乎怪物

508
00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:41,708
‪你就让人家分分心呗

509
00:30:41,791 --> 00:30:43,000
‪生命的循环

510
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,375
‪索尔

511
00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:45,375
‪不好意思 什么？

512
00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,375
‪他长得…像索尔

513
00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:49,333
‪真人版雷神？

514
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:51,166
‪听起来也不错嘛

515
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:54,041
‪-相信我 没那么好
‪-难说哦

516
00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:58,250
‪你们俩可是在“爱之城”
‪也许会像罗密欧和茱丽叶那样

517
00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:00,250
‪双双自杀？

518
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,208
‪还有这种事？

519
00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:05,291
‪他是我见过最阴阳怪气、
‪最小肚鸡肠的家伙

520
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:07,458
‪他巴不得看我遭罪

521
00:31:07,541 --> 00:31:10,458
‪莫名其妙看我不顺眼

522
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:11,541
‪那就给他个由头

523
00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,666
‪-什么？
‪-给他个看你不顺眼的由头

524
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:17,166
‪我们给三年级小朋友
‪上的第一堂课是什么？

525
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,333
‪与人为善 乐于分享

526
00:31:19,416 --> 00:31:21,125
‪如果对方不买账 我们怎么办？

527
00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:22,750
‪你要我把他拉到一边罚站吗？

528
00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:25,833
‪-我要你送他回家
‪-怎么个送法？

529
00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,416
‪朱朱 我说你可别见怪

530
00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,291
‪你身边的男人总是要跑

531
00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:33,166
‪-我见怪了
‪-你就好像驱男剂

532
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:36,166
‪要是咱们去露营 都能拿你当蚊香使

533
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,250
‪-男人都离你远远的
‪-明白

534
00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,083
‪怎么办？我要怎么做？

535
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,791
‪每个人都有自己的弱点

536
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:44,208
‪所谓的“阿喀琉斯之踵”

537
00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:45,958
‪我的弱点是黑光灯

538
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:47,750
‪你只需要找到他的弱点

539
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,083
‪我才刚认识他 要怎么…

540
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,125
‪怎么了？

541
00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:54,416
‪-没什么
‪-朱朱

542
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,333
‪我做不到

543
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:58,166
‪你可以的 放下你的明尼苏达式友好

544
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,333
‪正如米歇尔奥巴马所说：

545
00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:02,125
‪“他们下作 我们使锹”

546
00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,958
‪-原话绝对不是这么说的
‪-听着

547
00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:06,166
‪我认识你这么长时间

548
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,916
‪你总是被男人伤透心

549
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,916
‪是时候让那些布兰登和查理们

550
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,375
‪知道你的厉害了

551
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,625
‪你说得对

552
00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:18,083
‪查理弗莱彻

553
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:19,958
‪这回完蛋了

554
00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,541
‪我喜欢这妹子 让她多出来

555
00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:29,291
‪早上好

556
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,083
‪早上好

557
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:34,083
‪-我要这些
‪-好的

558
00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,000
‪太好了

559
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:44,833
‪-两欧元
‪-再来点

560
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,166
‪-四欧元
‪-再来点

561
00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:52,458
‪这篮我包了

562
00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:54,000
‪走着

563
00:32:54,083 --> 00:32:55,625
‪好得很

564
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,291
‪非常感谢

565
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,208
‪有好吃的哟

566
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:17,333
‪早安 查理

567
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:22,166
‪早安 朱莉

568
00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:52,958
‪你这是

569
00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:55,291
‪生气了？

570
00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:56,250
‪不

571
00:34:57,416 --> 00:34:58,250
‪我在思考

572
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:10,000
‪你以为我会因为几只猫
‪就腾出我的度假屋？

573
00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:11,541
‪这是我的度假屋

574
00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:15,416
‪老实说 那可是20多只猫啊

575
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:16,625
‪说到这里

576
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:21,791
‪你是怎么把那么多猫引到我卧室的？

577
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,083
‪绿橄榄

578
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,708
‪-什么？
‪-谷歌一下

579
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,083
‪“猫爱吃绿橄榄

580
00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:33,541
‪因为当中富含类异戊二烯

581
00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:37,541
‪其化学成分与猫薄荷类似”

582
00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:38,458
‪对

583
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:41,083
‪我祖母家有三只猫外加一棵橄榄树

584
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:44,458
‪我小时候经常看那些猫狂吃橄榄

585
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:46,625
‪佩服

586
00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:48,166
‪那你会搬出去咯？

587
00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:52,833
‪哦 朱莉

588
00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:55,125
‪朱莉

589
00:35:57,541 --> 00:36:01,208
‪你怕是宣战容易 取胜难

590
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:05,041
‪你有一个包没擦到

591
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,583
‪可能得处理一下

592
00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:14,250
‪那好吧

593
00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:23,125
‪这是干嘛？

594
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:27,625
‪古罗马人在开战前都会为敌人举杯

595
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:31,208
‪不尊重对手会带来噩运

596
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:33,958
‪好吧

597
00:36:36,916 --> 00:36:38,375
‪In bocca al lupo

598
00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:40,291
‪什么意思？

599
00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:42,500
‪大概意思是祝你好运

600
00:36:42,583 --> 00:36:44,666
‪但字面意思是

601
00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:46,875
‪“进狼嘴走一遭”

602
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:52,791
‪祝你今天愉快

603
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:53,875
‪谢谢

604
00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:56,458
‪我会的

605
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,208
‪我看不一定

606
00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:28,916
‪这些是朱莉哈顿的吗？

607
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:31,875
‪对 哈顿

608
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:37,083
‪很遗憾 但哈顿女士已经离开了

609
00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:39,291
‪是的 已经回美国了

610
00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:42,625
‪不 这是她给我的地址

611
00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:44,708
‪你看到了吗？她的签名

612
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,166
‪-对 是她
‪-对

613
00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:51,375
‪真可怜 她精神完全崩溃了

614
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:55,208
‪对 他们不得不把她送进精神病院

615
00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:56,958
‪精神病院？

616
00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,416
‪对 没错

617
00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,875
‪精神病院

618
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:03,875
‪所以 朱莉是用不到这些衣服了

619
00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:06,875
‪因为从现在开始 她只能穿束身衣

620
00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:09,416
‪和没带儿的鞋子

621
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,458
‪圣母玛莉亚

622
00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:16,166
‪是啊 但她交代过 让把留下的东西

623
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:18,791
‪捐给当地的儿童慈善机构

624
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
‪这样啊

625
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,333
‪谢谢

626
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:26,583
‪精神病院？

627
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:31,750
‪等等 什么？

628
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:33,833
‪你把我的衣服捐给孤儿院了？

629
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,250
‪是的 女士

630
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,583
‪我衣服那么小吗？

631
00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:38,333
‪但我不明白

632
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,083
‪为什么把我的东西捐给孤儿院？

633
00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,375
‪我们听说你进了精神病院

634
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:43,625
‪-精神病院？
‪-是的

635
00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:45,458
‪-原来如此
‪-你的室友告诉我们的

636
00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:47,625
‪这样啊？

637
00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:50,583
‪他说你想把衣服捐给孤儿院

638
00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:52,291
‪而且交代得很详细

639
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,333
‪谢谢

640
00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:54,291
‪不客气

641
00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:58,125
‪好吧 查理

642
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,375
‪你想玩疯？

643
00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:04,833
‪我就疯给你看

644
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:37,458
‪怎么回事？

645
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,125
‪还挺聪明

646
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:50,083
‪朱莉！

647
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:16,125
‪小菜一碟

648
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:23,291
‪糟了！

649
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:26,416
‪天啊！坏事儿了！

650
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:27,541
‪天啊！

651
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,041
‪战术失败！

652
00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:33,750
‪天啊！

653
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,041
‪朱莉！

654
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:38,000
‪来吧！

655
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,250
‪-有人吗？
‪-你瞧瞧

656
00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,000
‪不！

657
00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,083
‪喂 警察局

658
00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:45,166
‪你好

659
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:46,125
‪您讲英语吗？

660
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:47,375
‪-是的
‪-不！

661
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,333
‪我想报警 有人非法闯入

662
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:55,833
‪停！

663
00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:57,041
‪不许动

664
00:40:57,125 --> 00:40:58,250
‪别开枪！

665
00:40:58,333 --> 00:40:59,708
‪我是英国人！

666
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,458
‪英国人？

667
00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:30,125
‪来吧 弗莱彻

668
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,333
‪谢谢

669
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:36,833
‪不谢

670
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:41,750
‪再见啦 “英国人”

671
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,791
‪脑袋秀逗了吧？

672
00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:46,000
‪不过更像憨豆先生 对吧？

673
00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:49,625
‪-“我是英国人” 拜了 英国人
‪-“我是英国人”

674
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:50,625
‪再见 晚安

675
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:53,041
{\an8}‪（黛丽达
‪《砰砰 我中了爱人的枪》）

676
00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:03,708
‪可恶的猫！

677
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:18,333
‪晚上好！

678
00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,208
‪滚

679
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,083
‪开

680
00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:27,583
‪出什么事了吗 查理？

681
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,166
‪这个嘛

682
00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,916
‪我刚刚在监狱里 跟瞌睡朱赛佩

683
00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:41,208
‪待了几个小时

684
00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:46,375
‪那货简直就是圣诞版曼森

685
00:42:46,916 --> 00:42:49,375
‪-开头不错吧？
‪-哎呀

686
00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:52,833
‪后来呢？

687
00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,208
‪这故事很有趣

688
00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:58,500
‪似乎有人

689
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:01,250
‪换了咱们度假屋的门锁

690
00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,083
‪然后

691
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,208
‪当我爬上阳台时

692
00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:11,500
‪有人报警 说有人闯入

693
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:16,583
‪太糟糕了

694
00:43:17,166 --> 00:43:18,000
‪可不是嘛？

695
00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:20,208
‪太糟糕了

696
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:24,416
‪西尔维奥今早换了锁

697
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:26,958
‪可能是卡住之类的吧

698
00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:27,875
‪是的

699
00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:29,708
‪要么就是有猫腻

700
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,875
‪他都跟我说了

701
00:43:35,541 --> 00:43:39,041
‪还把新钥匙给了我

702
00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:45,041
‪你最近好像接二连三地倒霉

703
00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:48,875
‪你要想搬出去 我也能理解

704
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,250
‪朱莉

705
00:43:57,708 --> 00:43:59,750
‪你总是让我失望

706
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,583
‪你真以为

707
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,041
‪我会因为几只猫…

708
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:10,458
‪再……坐会儿牢 就会知难而退？

709
00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:11,375
‪有点

710
00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:13,458
‪我可以陪你玩足整个礼拜

711
00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:16,458
‪是吗？

712
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:24,500
‪做个好梦

713
00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:50,916
‪可恶的猫

714
00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:15,208
‪-亲爱的！
‪-干嘛？

715
00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:19,208
‪天啊 是她！朱莉！

716
00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:20,875
‪我认识你吗？

717
00:45:20,958 --> 00:45:22,000
‪别放弃爱情

718
00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:24,375
‪-是啊 他配不上你
‪-什么？

719
00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:39,625
‪不会吧

720
00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:46,625
‪（朱莉）

721
00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:47,625
‪（亲爱的日记）

722
00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:48,625
{\an8}‪（加油 朱莉！亲亲）

723
00:45:48,708 --> 00:45:49,625
‪（布兰登好衰）

724
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:51,750
‪（什么鬼？朱莉 离开布兰登！）

725
00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:00,750
‪你怎么能这样？

726
00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:03,208
‪不好意思 但我警告过你

727
00:46:03,791 --> 00:46:07,125
‪再说了 把信贴在
‪茱丽叶墙上会有好运啊

728
00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:08,958
‪那是情书

729
00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:10,833
‪不是我的日记

730
00:46:11,625 --> 00:46:12,958
‪我就知道那是日记

731
00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:15,791
‪就算是你

732
00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:17,708
‪也太下作了

733
00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:22,250
‪对

734
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:23,875
‪我知道

735
00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:27,625
‪对不起

736
00:46:31,791 --> 00:46:32,708
‪你想怎样？

737
00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:34,291
‪我没想怎样

738
00:46:36,541 --> 00:46:38,041
‪我不能再这样了

739
00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:42,000
‪你我这场小小的战争 太…

740
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:43,958
‪-熬人？
‪-对

741
00:46:44,041 --> 00:46:46,291
‪-非常
‪-你要投降？

742
00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:47,416
‪不

743
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:49,750
‪我要求停战

744
00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:51,375
‪怎么突然改主意了？

745
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,541
‪显然

746
00:46:56,041 --> 00:47:00,333
‪我们的一位潜在客户听说我昨晚被捕

747
00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:02,583
‪奇怪的是

748
00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:06,333
‪原来人们不太放心跟罪犯做生意

749
00:47:07,666 --> 00:47:09,166
‪-糟了
‪-是啊

750
00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:14,250
‪所以 不用说
‪伦敦办公室现在对我不太满意

751
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:17,791
‪如果我不能
‪把卡洛卡鲁索这笔生意拿下

752
00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:21,000
‪我就…很可能被炒鱿鱼

753
00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:23,958
‪查理 我很抱歉

754
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:25,375
‪嗯

755
00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:27,500
‪所以

756
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,541
‪通常 我压力大的时候

757
00:47:29,625 --> 00:47:32,250
‪就练举重解压

758
00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:35,708
‪-看来你经常压力大啊
‪-你根本无法想象

759
00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:39,375
‪当我没条件举重时 我就做菜

760
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:41,041
‪闻起来好香

761
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:45,166
‪我在做维罗那的名菜

762
00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:46,625
‪Pastissada de caval

763
00:47:46,708 --> 00:47:50,416
‪我一直觉得 要想真正
‪汲取一个地方的文化

764
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,625
‪那就学着人家吃

765
00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:53,625
‪我一直都这么告诉…

766
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:56,666
‪我一直都这么觉得

767
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,583
‪要不要一起？

768
00:48:03,666 --> 00:48:07,375
‪你看 这种东西是要和亲友分享的

769
00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:08,375
‪而不是一个人独享

770
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:10,625
‪我们现在是朋友了？

771
00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:12,916
‪友达未满

772
00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:14,708
‪这个开头不错吧？

773
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:16,250
‪所以你答应了？

774
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,083
‪我得先冲个澡

775
00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:19,750
‪好得很

776
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:49,583
‪-谢谢
‪-不客气

777
00:48:58,166 --> 00:49:00,333
‪-好香啊
‪-谢谢

778
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:01,833
‪等等

779
00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:08,291
‪不是吧？

780
00:49:08,375 --> 00:49:09,708
‪小心驶得万年船

781
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:17,541
‪“生死关头 千万别跟西西里人作对”

782
00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:21,083
‪-这台词…
‪-《公主新娘》

783
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:22,583
‪-对
‪-对 知道

784
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,166
‪你确定？

785
00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,333
‪好吃吗？

786
00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,333
‪没下毒

787
00:49:57,708 --> 00:49:58,583
‪而且很好吃

788
00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:00,875
‪-祝你胃口好
‪-祝你胃口好

789
00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:10,625
‪-查理 这太不可思议了
‪-哦 谢谢

790
00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:12,083
‪你入错行了

791
00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:13,833
‪-是吗？
‪-绝对的

792
00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:16,000
‪你应该做烹饪的

793
00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:18,541
‪光靠这道菜 就能拿到米其林之星

794
00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:20,750
‪如我所说

795
00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:24,958
‪pastissada de caval是维罗那名菜

796
00:50:25,041 --> 00:50:26,458
‪那它到底是什么？

797
00:50:26,541 --> 00:50:29,083
‪这个嘛…名字里就说了呀

798
00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:32,583
‪我的意大利语不怎么灵光

799
00:50:32,666 --> 00:50:33,583
‪真可惜

800
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,625
‪老话是怎么说的？

801
00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:41,583
‪“学多一门语言 就像多了一个灵魂”

802
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:43,958
‪查理？

803
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:46,333
‪怎么了 朱莉？

804
00:50:46,416 --> 00:50:51,458
‪pastissada de caval到底是什么？

805
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,208
‪马肉

806
00:50:54,916 --> 00:50:56,541
‪用红酒腌制

807
00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:01,041
‪秘诀在于红酒

808
00:51:01,791 --> 00:51:05,000
‪很多年轻的厨师都用基安蒂做基料

809
00:51:05,541 --> 00:51:07,083
‪但真正的厨师

810
00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:09,541
‪知道瓦波利切拉的阿玛洛干红葡萄酒

811
00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,708
‪才能带出…

812
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:14,416
‪马味

813
00:51:15,291 --> 00:51:16,833
‪你喂我吃马肉？

814
00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:19,208
‪入乡随俗嘛 是吧？

815
00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:20,708
‪这里是维罗那！

816
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,250
‪别动

817
00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:40,041
‪意面

818
00:51:45,791 --> 00:51:46,916
‪不

819
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
‪别动佩科里诺干酪

820
00:51:50,166 --> 00:51:51,291
‪你这个魔鬼！

821
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:52,458
‪你害我进监狱！

822
00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:54,000
‪你把我行李送人！

823
00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:57,041
‪又来了

824
00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:05,541
‪你到底什么毛病？

825
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:08,875
‪我们赞美罗密欧与茱丽叶

826
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,458
‪不爱看他们两家掐架

827
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:12,458
‪-好的 警官
‪-明白

828
00:52:12,541 --> 00:52:18,541
‪再让我看见你们俩闹事
‪你们就得去我那儿的度假屋过夜了

829
00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:20,750
‪那里可一点都不浪漫

830
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,166
‪他的意思是坐牢

831
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:23,208
‪我知道

832
00:52:23,291 --> 00:52:24,166
‪听懂没？

833
00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:26,625
‪懂了

834
00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:27,708
‪嗯 懂了

835
00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:33,791
‪红酒炖马肉<i>‪？</i>

836
00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:37,791
‪-红酒炖马肉？
‪-对

837
00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:39,208
‪好样的

838
00:52:39,791 --> 00:52:40,625
‪谢谢

839
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:03,000
‪好

840
00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:06,833
‪不行

841
00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:08,833
‪绝对不行

842
00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:10,916
‪你又在干嘛？

843
00:53:11,541 --> 00:53:14,625
‪找合适的酒来道歉

844
00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:17,083
‪来了

845
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:38,625
‪来 试试这个

846
00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:41,708
‪这个要配什么

847
00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:43,500
‪拉布拉多寻回犬？

848
00:53:46,166 --> 00:53:47,333
‪好吧

849
00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:49,625
‪让我来澄清

850
00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:52,000
‪两件事

851
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:57,791
‪第一 pastissada de caval
‪也就是红酒炖马肉

852
00:53:58,375 --> 00:54:01,416
‪确实是维罗那的经典名菜

853
00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,041
‪好得很

854
00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:04,291
‪第二

855
00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:07,583
‪用阿玛洛干红腌过的褐菇

856
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:12,291
‪吃起来口感很像肉

857
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,375
‪-你用蘑菇假装肉？
‪-对

858
00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:22,208
‪但剩下的可都是真材实料…

859
00:54:22,291 --> 00:54:24,791
‪你骗我说吃的是马肉

860
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:25,708
‪嗯

861
00:54:25,791 --> 00:54:28,375
‪-你应该为自己感到羞耻
‪-可不是嘛？

862
00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:29,416
‪但你一点不觉得？

863
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,166
‪啊对

864
00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:36,416
‪好吧 听着 不管怎么说

865
00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:41,000
‪我是真的很抱歉

866
00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:43,583
‪不光是因为假的马肉

867
00:54:44,416 --> 00:54:45,666
‪你的日记

868
00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:48,000
‪还有行李

869
00:54:49,458 --> 00:54:56,208
‪还因为我自始至终
‪都是个彻头彻尾的混球

870
00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:59,166
‪我想说 其实平时我不这样

871
00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:02,250
‪但老实说

872
00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:06,083
‪我好像也经常这样

873
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:08,958
‪也就是说…

874
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:11,916
‪你就是个混球

875
00:55:12,958 --> 00:55:15,083
‪-对 我是个混球
‪-有点儿

876
00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:16,708
‪-谁知道呢？
‪-我知道

877
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:22,125
‪那这瓶酒搭配什么？

878
00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:24,541
‪这瓶酒非常配

879
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:28,291
‪我们喝完的那瓶更好的

880
00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:31,583
‪它算不上好酒 不好也无所谓

881
00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:32,750
‪-好喝就行
‪-没错

882
00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,041
‪好感已经有了

883
00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:36,833
‪祝你明天不用早起

884
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,625
‪其实 我明晚七点前都有空

885
00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:44,583
‪之前提过那个
‪瓦波利切拉酒庄举行招待会

886
00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:47,291
‪之前有足够的时间醒酒

887
00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:50,583
‪查理

888
00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:52,833
‪嗯？

889
00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:56,166
‪谢谢

890
00:55:56,250 --> 00:55:58,791
‪因为没给你吃马肉

891
00:55:59,666 --> 00:56:03,000
‪对 也谢谢你跟我共享度假屋

892
00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:06,958
‪我觉得 你其实是个大好人
‪别担心 我不会告诉别人的

893
00:56:07,041 --> 00:56:08,541
‪-谢谢
‪-嗯

894
00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:10,958
‪我还觉得 其实你骨子里很浪漫

895
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,416
‪好吧 有意思的来了

896
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:14,958
‪我骨子里怎么就浪漫了？

897
00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:15,875
‪好

898
00:56:16,375 --> 00:56:18,833
‪维罗那那么多可以住的地方

899
00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:22,833
‪但你每年都只住这里

900
00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:25,208
‪“浪漫度假屋”

901
00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:28,125
‪我说了 这里离酒展近

902
00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:30,958
‪也没那么近

903
00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:32,583
‪我查过了

904
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:35,666
‪你喜欢情书墙和情人锁

905
00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:38,625
‪还有那些无可救药

906
00:56:38,708 --> 00:56:40,666
‪来到缘起阳台朝拜的情种

907
00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,583
‪你知道那个阳台是1930年代才安上

908
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:45,625
‪是用来吸引游客的吧？

909
00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:48,791
‪而且 莎士比亚从未到过维罗那

910
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,750
‪你没事吧？

911
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,750
‪对 其实来了个好消息

912
00:57:01,833 --> 00:57:06,125
‪我们的销售代表戴文 他妻子临盆

913
00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:08,875
‪他在“双塔酒店”的房间就空了出来

914
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,333
‪嗯

915
00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,583
‪看来 你今晚可以睡床了

916
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,125
‪你确定？

917
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,208
‪对 确定

918
00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:24,583
‪“双塔”是当地最好的酒店

919
00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:28,291
‪而且据我所知 完全没有猫

920
00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:34,583
‪度假屋之战结束了

921
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:36,875
‪朱莉 你是个厉害的对手

922
00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:38,333
‪谢谢

923
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,208
‪你知道吗？

924
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:44,541
‪我其实挺喜欢这样

925
00:57:45,083 --> 00:57:47,125
‪这是我在维罗那玩得最开心的一次

926
00:57:48,041 --> 00:57:49,375
‪也许其他地方也可以算上

927
00:57:49,875 --> 00:57:50,708
‪我也是

928
00:57:50,791 --> 00:57:53,666
‪我总是喜欢计划周详

929
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:58,708
‪可过去这几天 计划根本没用
‪一切皆不在我掌控

930
00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:02,291
‪其实还挺…

931
00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:04,541
‪精彩？

932
00:58:05,041 --> 00:58:05,958
‪对

933
00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,000
‪是不是很奇怪？

934
00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:11,708
‪看来咱俩怪到一块儿去了

935
00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:16,041
‪查理

936
00:58:16,541 --> 00:58:17,708
‪你有很多缺点

937
00:58:17,791 --> 00:58:18,833
‪是的

938
00:58:18,916 --> 00:58:20,083
‪但是

939
00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:22,583
‪你也很帅气

940
00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:26,375
‪所以 我是…帅缺？

941
00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:28,500
‪对 完美

942
00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:30,291
‪-是吗？
‪-帅缺

943
00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:32,458
‪你也是

944
00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,750
‪敬帅缺

945
00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:40,125
‪敬帅缺

946
00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:43,458
‪葡萄酒进口

947
00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:46,041
‪你的工作听起来很有趣

948
00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:48,291
‪的确 不是吗？

949
00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:53,083
‪不过 多数时候我都在打电话

950
00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:55,583
‪窝在六尺见方的办公间

951
00:58:56,083 --> 00:58:58,291
‪我管它叫我的“练习棺材”

952
00:59:01,333 --> 00:59:05,291
‪其实挺劳心的

953
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:09,083
‪但也让我有机会
‪尝到全世界一些上等美酒

954
00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:11,041
‪所以…也有好处

955
00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:13,833
‪那你想做什么？

956
00:59:15,166 --> 00:59:16,166
‪什么意思？

957
00:59:16,666 --> 00:59:19,500
‪查理 如果你可以随心所欲

958
00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,750
‪那你想做什么？

959
00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:28,000
‪好吧

960
00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:32,583
‪我会在托斯卡纳的某地

961
00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:34,833
‪买个酒庄

962
00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:36,750
‪不会很光鲜

963
00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:38,250
‪规模有限

964
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,166
‪嗯

965
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:42,375
‪但它属于我

966
00:59:42,458 --> 00:59:44,291
‪那你为什么不行动呢？

967
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,333
‪不行

968
00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:47,000
‪这种投资不明智

969
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:50,500
‪而我天生不喜欢冒险

970
00:59:51,416 --> 00:59:52,416
‪那你呢？

971
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,125
‪你想做什么？

972
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,625
‪什么意思？我已经在做了

973
00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:58,416
‪你的梦想是成为三年级的英语老师？

974
00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,458
‪对

975
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,666
‪我喜欢教小孩子

976
01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:04,958
‪我喜欢他们学到新知识时

977
01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:07,291
‪脸上的表情

978
01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:12,375
‪我喜欢他们听到
‪有共鸣的故事时所焕发的神采

979
01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:14,583
‪是啊

980
01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:17,000
‪我喜欢我的工作

981
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,875
‪你这是真的在扔钱啊

982
01:00:42,958 --> 01:00:44,166
‪你知道吧？

983
01:00:44,708 --> 01:00:45,666
‪也许吧

984
01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:48,500
‪但也许不是

985
01:00:48,583 --> 01:00:49,791
‪你许了什么愿？

986
01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:54,041
‪-我不能告诉你
‪-拜托 说嘛

987
01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:56,083
‪好吧

988
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,916
‪但你得先陪我做件事

989
01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:01,416
‪什么事？

990
01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:03,250
‪这是个惊喜

991
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:06,041
‪-听着让人不太放心
‪-相信我就对了

992
01:01:15,833 --> 01:01:17,208
‪不要催嘛

993
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:18,541
‪来吧

994
01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:21,250
‪上面肯定超多细菌

995
01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:25,875
‪赶紧的吧

996
01:01:25,958 --> 01:01:27,333
‪太猥琐了

997
01:01:27,416 --> 01:01:28,375
‪这是传统

998
01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:31,333
‪摸着她的右胸 许一个爱的心愿

999
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:35,291
‪如果你是真的浪漫
‪茱丽叶之灵会实现你的愿望

1000
01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:43,916
‪-她那会儿才13岁
‪-能不能别说得这么猥琐？

1001
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,750
‪又不赖我 本来就很猥琐

1002
01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:46,750
‪做就对了

1003
01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:47,791
‪好吧

1004
01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:51,458
‪-对不住
‪-好猥琐

1005
01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:55,041
‪还冷冰冰的

1006
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,666
‪好了 轮到你了

1007
01:01:57,750 --> 01:02:00,416
‪-要来一起来
‪-好吧

1008
01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:07,791
‪你得许个愿

1009
01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:10,083
‪好

1010
01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:18,208
‪好了

1011
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:20,375
‪许好了

1012
01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:24,541
‪我也是

1013
01:02:47,791 --> 01:02:48,958
‪那…

1014
01:02:51,208 --> 01:02:52,791
‪你还去酒店吗？

1015
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:55,000
‪太晚了

1016
01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:56,791
‪我还醉醺醺的

1017
01:02:59,125 --> 01:02:59,958
‪等等

1018
01:03:03,166 --> 01:03:05,083
‪如果你不介意 我就睡沙发了

1019
01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:08,000
‪毕竟还挺合适

1020
01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:11,458
‪晚安 查理

1021
01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:14,041
‪晚安

1022
01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:15,708
‪茱丽叶

1023
01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:03,958
‪早上好

1024
01:05:04,583 --> 01:05:07,000
‪该死 干嘛这么大声？

1025
01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:07,958
‪来

1026
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:09,875
‪把这杯卡布奇诺喝了

1027
01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:11,041
‪你会好受些

1028
01:05:11,791 --> 01:05:12,666
‪谢谢

1029
01:05:16,916 --> 01:05:18,208
‪我的个天

1030
01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:20,291
‪你把屋里全毁了

1031
01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:22,250
‪来吧

1032
01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:24,833
‪我们有计划要执行

1033
01:05:24,916 --> 01:05:26,458
‪等等 什么意思？

1034
01:05:26,541 --> 01:05:28,750
‪-什么计划？
‪-今天是你在维罗那的第一天

1035
01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,000
‪好吧 什么意思？

1036
01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:34,166
‪你都来了六次了 却什么都没看

1037
01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:35,416
‪你需要参观一下

1038
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,708
‪而我嘛…是你的导游

1039
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:40,958
‪好吧

1040
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:43,916
‪那酒展怎么办？

1041
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:49,375
‪你说今晚
‪巴多利诺的招待会之前都有空

1042
01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:52,833
‪从加尔达湖回程的路上
‪刚好路过巴多利诺 而那里我们必去

1043
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,666
‪所以晚上七点可以准时到

1044
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,625
‪我们？

1045
01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:58,625
‪我可不会错过参观酒庄的机会

1046
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,375
‪好吧 可以

1047
01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:06,333
‪我们去游览维罗那

1048
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:08,875
‪我可以先洗个澡吗？

1049
01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:10,958
‪-好主意
‪-嗯

1050
01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:41,125
‪这是什么？意大利血汗工厂？

1051
01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:44,291
‪她们是茱丽叶的秘书

1052
01:06:44,958 --> 01:06:49,083
‪这里每年会收到超过一万五千封情书

1053
01:06:49,166 --> 01:06:51,625
‪都是写给“亲爱的茱丽叶”的

1054
01:06:52,666 --> 01:06:55,916
‪而她们会逐封回复

1055
01:06:57,416 --> 01:06:58,458
‪我不明白

1056
01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:02,041
‪怎么会有人愿意一天到晚

1057
01:07:02,125 --> 01:07:05,916
‪替一个死了700年的虚构人物回信？

1058
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:15,416
‪因为…爱 对吧？

1059
01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:18,500
‪你还有希望 弗莱彻

1060
01:07:49,541 --> 01:07:51,125
‪你有五个兄弟？

1061
01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:54,708
‪而你是个独生女

1062
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:56,000
‪那是什么感觉？

1063
01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:59,916
‪我的父母都很富有激情

1064
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:02,083
‪疯狂爱着彼此

1065
01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:04,291
‪总是…

1066
01:08:04,375 --> 01:08:05,333
‪很恩爱？

1067
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:07,791
‪让人难为情

1068
01:08:08,666 --> 01:08:09,500
‪说具体点

1069
01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:12,208
‪动不动就亲热个没完

1070
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:14,583
‪我是说 真的很甜蜜

1071
01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,333
‪还有点恶心

1072
01:08:17,875 --> 01:08:19,833
‪他们把标准定得过高了

1073
01:08:19,916 --> 01:08:24,916
‪但我一直觉得 如果我耐心等待

1074
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,791
‪就一定能收获浪漫人生

1075
01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:28,708
‪好吧

1076
01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:31,041
‪我告诉你

1077
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:32,583
‪命运

1078
01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:34,291
‪完全是幻想

1079
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,500
‪而且非常有误导性

1080
01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:38,541
‪说具体点

1081
01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:40,583
‪好 这么说吧

1082
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,708
‪我在维罗那

1083
01:08:43,416 --> 01:08:44,666
‪遇到一个姑娘

1084
01:08:45,541 --> 01:08:47,208
‪我们疯狂地坠入爱河

1085
01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:50,291
‪你会说这是命运 对吧？

1086
01:08:50,791 --> 01:08:51,625
‪对

1087
01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:55,291
‪好 也就是说 这件事的发生与我无关

1088
01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:58,166
‪结果是预定的 对吗？

1089
01:08:58,916 --> 01:09:00,916
‪这就是命运

1090
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:05,333
‪那这有什么浪漫的？

1091
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:09,333
‪因为 一旦没有选择

1092
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:13,250
‪我们只是宇宙
‪洪荒之力操纵的提线木偶

1093
01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:16,250
‪被拎着步向既定的结局

1094
01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:21,166
‪可是 如果

1095
01:09:21,250 --> 01:09:23,791
‪全世界有40亿女子 是吧？

1096
01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:29,291
‪我从中选择了唯一…

1097
01:09:31,958 --> 01:09:32,791
‪这

1098
01:09:34,041 --> 01:09:35,458
‪就很浪漫

1099
01:09:39,833 --> 01:09:40,833
‪是啊

1100
01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:44,166
‪是啊

1101
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,250
‪去加尔达湖的车来了

1102
01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:05,041
‪你叫了优步？

1103
01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:07,125
‪比那强

1104
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,750
‪我了个去

1105
01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:26,375
‪你真该尝尝这个

1106
01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:29,583
‪是啊 查理 是我妈妈的独门配方

1107
01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:30,916
‪-我妈妈
‪-尤贝托！

1108
01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:41,333
‪秘诀是乳清奶酪

1109
01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:54,291
‪好了 我讲了我爸妈

1110
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:57,541
‪以及他们如何腻歪秀恩爱

1111
01:10:58,125 --> 01:10:59,166
‪你父母呢？

1112
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,125
‪我父母比较正常

1113
01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:05,708
‪他们恨透了彼此

1114
01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:09,000
‪倒也不是

1115
01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:11,583
‪我爸爸很爱我妈妈

1116
01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:16,916
‪简直为她痴狂

1117
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:19,291
‪她很漂亮

1118
01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,583
‪以前大家都这么说

1119
01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:22,916
‪说来有趣

1120
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:27,541
‪我总能感觉到他那种绝望

1121
01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:30,958
‪总是担心自己会失去她

1122
01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:32,375
‪他失去她了？

1123
01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:35,625
‪是啊

1124
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,416
‪是的

1125
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,500
‪时至今日

1126
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:44,291
‪我都不知道是他一直都是对的

1127
01:11:45,416 --> 01:11:49,541
‪还是我妈妈厌倦了他一直患得患失

1128
01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,958
‪就像某种自我实现的预言

1129
01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:57,333
‪那时我就明白 感情之中

1130
01:11:58,083 --> 01:12:00,458
‪越在乎的人越吃亏

1131
01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:03,375
‪真是可悲的想法

1132
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:08,625
‪嗯 也许是吧

1133
01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:45,333
‪欢迎来到卡鲁索堡

1134
01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:49,125
‪-太漂亮了
‪-是啊 但别被它的外表欺骗

1135
01:12:49,208 --> 01:12:51,208
‪卡洛卡鲁索现在债台高筑

1136
01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:53,666
‪可怜的家伙 我希望他能撑过去

1137
01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:56,041
‪嗯 看来你是忘了我们的来意了

1138
01:12:58,708 --> 01:12:59,541
‪他来了

1139
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,333
‪-那是主人家？
‪-对

1140
01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:03,541
‪很棒的酿酒师

1141
01:13:03,625 --> 01:13:05,250
‪但是个糟糕的商人

1142
01:13:05,333 --> 01:13:06,333
‪弗莱彻先生

1143
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:07,458
‪失陪 各位

1144
01:13:08,208 --> 01:13:09,041
‪你好 卡洛

1145
01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:10,833
‪-晚上好
‪-晚上好

1146
01:13:11,916 --> 01:13:15,416
‪卡洛 这位是我的朋友 朱莉

1147
01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:18,458
‪-晚上好 小姐
‪-晚上好

1148
01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:21,541
‪-你的酒庄好漂亮
‪-谢谢

1149
01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:23,208
‪是啊 但养着也很烧钱

1150
01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:25,916
‪我们现在回本都很难

1151
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,041
‪正如弗莱彻先生所知

1152
01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:30,375
‪我们必须提高价格
‪不然就得遣散所有员工

1153
01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:33,208
‪你抽时间考虑我们的提议了吗？

1154
01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:36,291
‪我的老板明天就想知道答复

1155
01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:38,416
‪他们已经让我去找马可佩特鲁切利了

1156
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:42,750
‪佩特鲁切利家的阿玛洛干红
‪连“超级DOC”都不算

1157
01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,458
‪听着 卡洛 我同意

1158
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:47,625
‪但我们已经给你出价了

1159
01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:48,875
‪好吗？

1160
01:13:49,375 --> 01:13:50,458
‪弗莱彻！

1161
01:13:51,416 --> 01:13:54,291
‪老天 我还是去打个招呼吧

1162
01:13:54,916 --> 01:13:57,041
‪好 我带朱莉到处看看 只要…

1163
01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,208
‪好的

1164
01:13:58,875 --> 01:14:00,291
‪-谢谢
‪-谢谢

1165
01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:07,291
‪请别见怪 但你男友简直是食人鲨

1166
01:14:07,375 --> 01:14:10,458
‪是啊 但他不是我男友

1167
01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:13,166
‪很好笑吗？

1168
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:16,750
‪没有 只是有时候 当局者迷

1169
01:14:19,416 --> 01:14:20,250
‪请吧

1170
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:36,541
‪我们家族经营这间酒庄快800年了

1171
01:14:37,041 --> 01:14:39,541
‪我们生来骨子里就流着葡萄汁

1172
01:14:40,708 --> 01:14:42,125
‪朱莉 我就是个农民

1173
01:14:42,208 --> 01:14:45,041
‪我就是想传承家业

1174
01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:56,250
‪让我们为好运干杯
‪上帝知晓 我现在真的急需好运

1175
01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:05,625
‪好喝吧？

1176
01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:08,166
‪琼浆玉液

1177
01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:12,333
‪你觉得是琼浆玉液
‪可查理觉得它只值18欧元

1178
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:14,875
‪什么？这太荒谬了

1179
01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:17,166
‪是啊 我不知该如何是好

1180
01:15:19,083 --> 01:15:21,541
‪我可以求稳 接受他的条件

1181
01:15:23,875 --> 01:15:25,708
‪或者拿这一切去冒险

1182
01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:28,583
‪听从内心

1183
01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:34,916
‪来到维罗那 我至少学到了一点

1184
01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:39,875
‪爱自有出路

1185
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,791
‪这样的场合能见到大师永远是幸事

1186
01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:11,458
‪好 谢谢 查理

1187
01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:12,750
‪明年见

1188
01:16:12,833 --> 01:16:14,291
‪谢谢 明年见

1189
01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:57,416
‪很美吧？

1190
01:16:58,916 --> 01:17:01,125
‪对 太棒了

1191
01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:05,208
‪你在这儿呢
‪我还以为你们俩私奔了呢

1192
01:17:05,916 --> 01:17:07,750
‪卡洛带我尝了他的阿玛洛干红

1193
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,458
‪好喝吧？

1194
01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:10,916
‪无与伦比

1195
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,791
‪无与伦比不好说 但…

1196
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:16,625
‪不 无与伦比

1197
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:19,083
‪朱莉 你让我重新燃起了斗志

1198
01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:22,291
‪我的阿玛洛干红是全维罗那
‪不 是全威尼托最好的

1199
01:17:22,375 --> 01:17:24,458
‪-卡洛 我们不能忘乎所以
‪-不

1200
01:17:24,541 --> 01:17:26,500
‪朱莉 谢谢你

1201
01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:30,125
‪-查理？
‪-嗯？

1202
01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:32,291
‪-免谈
‪-不…

1203
01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:33,666
‪-再见
‪-等等

1204
01:17:34,208 --> 01:17:35,083
‪什么？

1205
01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:36,416
‪就这样

1206
01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:44,625
‪你说什么了？

1207
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,958
‪实话而已

1208
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,291
‪干嘛要说实话啊？可…

1209
01:17:49,375 --> 01:17:51,291
‪老天 我老板要气炸了

1210
01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:53,916
‪往好处想想 你没有趁人之危

1211
01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:56,333
‪感觉不错 对吗？

1212
01:17:58,875 --> 01:17:59,708
‪对

1213
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:14,166
‪-你想跳舞吗？
‪-跳舞？

1214
01:18:14,666 --> 01:18:15,750
‪好啊

1215
01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:14,000
‪我做不到

1216
01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:17,833
‪好

1217
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:20,583
‪对不起 只是…

1218
01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:22,083
‪你无需解释

1219
01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:23,708
‪没关系

1220
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:46,208
‪朱莉 是这样的

1221
01:19:46,291 --> 01:19:47,333
‪惊喜！

1222
01:19:48,166 --> 01:19:49,000
‪凯茜？

1223
01:19:49,083 --> 01:19:52,125
‪天哪 瞅瞅你的表情

1224
01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:55,375
‪你在这里做什么？

1225
01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:57,916
‪我去巴黎 想着顺便来看看 意外吧？

1226
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,291
‪你怎么进来的？

1227
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:03,791
‪爬阳台啊 任何人都做得到

1228
01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:07,208
‪我是凯茜 你呢？

1229
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:08,833
‪朱莉

1230
01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:09,750
‪嗨

1231
01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:10,666
‪嗨

1232
01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:20,166
‪西尔维奥订重了 所以我们合住

1233
01:20:22,291 --> 01:20:23,208
‪太惨了

1234
01:20:23,791 --> 01:20:26,333
‪我是说 天哪 太搞笑了

1235
01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:27,666
‪嗯

1236
01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:30,083
‪查理肯定跟你提过我吧

1237
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,125
‪-我们其实…
‪-处于分手期

1238
01:20:32,708 --> 01:20:35,333
‪你连招呼都不打就跑去纽约
‪当时你就是这么说的啊

1239
01:20:35,416 --> 01:20:37,583
‪-都是陈年旧事了
‪-也就两个礼拜

1240
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:39,583
‪最近的旧事 随便啦

1241
01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:43,208
‪其实 我跟查理也经常闹来闹去

1242
01:20:43,291 --> 01:20:45,125
‪分分合合

1243
01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:46,833
‪我们订婚了

1244
01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:49,791
‪很漂亮吧？

1245
01:20:50,916 --> 01:20:54,500
‪恭喜…你们订婚

1246
01:20:56,583 --> 01:20:59,916
‪所以 现在多了第三个室友

1247
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,333
‪事实上 查理正准备搬出去

1248
01:21:03,666 --> 01:21:04,500
‪是的

1249
01:21:04,583 --> 01:21:07,166
‪戴文的妻子生小孩

1250
01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,083
‪所以我搬去“双塔酒店” 住他的房间

1251
01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:13,500
‪“双塔”

1252
01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:15,041
‪维罗那最好的酒店

1253
01:21:15,625 --> 01:21:18,583
‪我就不明白
‪查理干嘛总要租这个破地方

1254
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,458
‪一年又一年

1255
01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:24,875
‪晚点过来喝一杯吧

1256
01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:27,208
‪不了 我要搭早班观光巴士

1257
01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:29,166
‪天哪

1258
01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:30,916
‪观光巴士？

1259
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,500
‪你好可爱

1260
01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:34,958
‪很高兴认识你

1261
01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:36,041
‪彼此彼此

1262
01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:41,416
‪再见 查理

1263
01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:49,083
‪观光巴士？你能想象吗？

1264
01:21:57,750 --> 01:21:59,041
‪查理？

1265
01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:00,375
‪朱莉！

1266
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,416
‪朱莉 等等

1267
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:03,916
‪-等等！
‪-干嘛？

1268
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,166
‪我本来想告诉你的 我发誓

1269
01:22:06,875 --> 01:22:10,250
‪听着 我跟她之间很复杂

1270
01:22:10,333 --> 01:22:12,333
‪你什么都不用解释

1271
01:22:12,416 --> 01:22:13,958
‪这整个星期的事

1272
01:22:14,041 --> 01:22:15,791
‪没有任何意义

1273
01:22:21,833 --> 01:22:22,875
‪你言不由衷

1274
01:22:22,958 --> 01:22:25,166
‪你又不了解我

1275
01:22:26,916 --> 01:22:28,583
‪你对我一无所知

1276
01:22:28,666 --> 01:22:29,666
‪朱莉 别这样

1277
01:22:29,750 --> 01:22:32,291
‪我再也不想跟你说话了

1278
01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:35,166
‪不要给我打电话 发信息

1279
01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:39,041
‪下次你的手机不响？没打来的是我

1280
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,666
‪我脑子里预演的好多了

1281
01:23:13,458 --> 01:23:14,666
‪给 全拿去

1282
01:23:15,166 --> 01:23:16,833
‪-谢谢 先生
‪-谢谢

1283
01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:25,500
‪这才像话

1284
01:23:27,791 --> 01:23:31,000
‪查理 你能预约明天的晚餐吗？

1285
01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:35,291
‪查理

1286
01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:38,416
‪晚餐预约 “庭院餐厅”

1287
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,875
‪行 当然

1288
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:43,875
‪你可以邀请你的室友

1289
01:23:45,291 --> 01:23:47,041
‪我觉得她不会来

1290
01:23:47,541 --> 01:23:50,166
‪我觉得她可能有点喜欢你

1291
01:23:50,250 --> 01:23:51,541
‪小可怜儿

1292
01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:53,791
‪她就像个单相思的小狗狗

1293
01:23:58,541 --> 01:23:59,916
‪是普罗塞克啊

1294
01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:04,458
‪你要想喝 我可以要瓶香槟

1295
01:24:05,166 --> 01:24:07,583
‪没事 我要泡个澡

1296
01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:36,458
‪抱歉

1297
01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:38,541
‪今天没橄榄喂你了

1298
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:17,875
‪查理？

1299
01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:23,916
‪你好 朱莉

1300
01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:27,041
‪布兰登

1301
01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:33,666
‪我…

1302
01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:37,958
‪真没想到你会来
‪你不是需要空间吗？

1303
01:25:38,833 --> 01:25:39,833
‪我嘛…

1304
01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:42,416
‪空间是有了

1305
01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:44,333
‪有空间之后

1306
01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:47,291
‪我却只想用你来填满它

1307
01:25:50,458 --> 01:25:51,708
‪朱莉 之前我有点害怕

1308
01:25:53,875 --> 01:25:55,458
‪是我害怕了 是我犯傻

1309
01:25:55,541 --> 01:25:56,958
‪继续

1310
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:58,875
‪表现不错

1311
01:26:00,833 --> 01:26:02,666
‪思考了一段时间后

1312
01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:06,291
‪一切…都明了了

1313
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:08,458
‪和你在一起最合适

1314
01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:13,666
‪我父母喜欢你 我姐姐喜欢你

1315
01:26:14,208 --> 01:26:16,166
‪同事总是问我：

1316
01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:18,208
‪“朱莉去哪儿了？朱莉还好吗？”

1317
01:26:18,708 --> 01:26:20,250
‪那你呢？

1318
01:26:21,750 --> 01:26:23,916
‪-什么？
‪-那你呢 布兰登？

1319
01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:27,750
‪你觉得我们怎么样？

1320
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:35,291
‪我这不是来了吗？

1321
01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:42,583
{\an8}‪（维罗那葡萄酒展）

1322
01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:50,083
‪单宁有点紧涩 你知道吗？

1323
01:26:50,583 --> 01:26:52,666
‪很快就会打开的 再过两年

1324
01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:54,875
‪也许两年后找你聊

1325
01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:56,958
‪-谢谢
‪-谢谢 你知道去哪里找我

1326
01:26:57,041 --> 01:26:57,916
‪好

1327
01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:09,041
‪朱莉 你一直都是对的

1328
01:27:09,541 --> 01:27:12,666
‪我是说 维罗那真的很迷人

1329
01:27:15,875 --> 01:27:16,708
‪我们在哪里？

1330
01:27:17,208 --> 01:27:19,708
‪这家餐厅在“猫途鹰”上排名第一

1331
01:27:19,791 --> 01:27:21,083
‪你一定会喜欢的

1332
01:27:23,416 --> 01:27:24,250
‪嗨

1333
01:27:24,333 --> 01:27:25,458
‪Prenotazione?

1334
01:27:26,166 --> 01:27:27,291
‪不好意思…

1335
01:27:27,375 --> 01:27:28,666
‪有预约吗？

1336
01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:30,333
‪哦 我们没有预约

1337
01:27:30,416 --> 01:27:33,416
‪抱歉 先生 我们今晚已经订满了

1338
01:27:34,041 --> 01:27:37,958
‪不 我看到露台外还有空桌

1339
01:27:38,041 --> 01:27:39,833
‪也许我们可以坐那里？

1340
01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:41,333
‪今晚已经订满了

1341
01:27:41,416 --> 01:27:44,125
‪也许你可以去市集广场试试路边摊

1342
01:27:44,750 --> 01:27:46,416
‪没关系 非常感谢

1343
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:48,166
‪朱莉？

1344
01:27:49,666 --> 01:27:50,500
‪老天

1345
01:27:51,458 --> 01:27:52,791
‪天哪！

1346
01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:54,791
‪-真没想到
‪-嗨

1347
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:57,875
‪这位是？

1348
01:27:57,958 --> 01:27:59,833
‪他是我的…

1349
01:28:01,666 --> 01:28:02,500
‪布兰登

1350
01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:05,083
‪叫布兰登就好

1351
01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:07,416
‪-他肯定想不到
‪-帮帮我

1352
01:28:09,208 --> 01:28:10,541
‪猜猜谁来了

1353
01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:13,791
‪是朱莉和布兰登

1354
01:28:16,916 --> 01:28:17,750
‪你就是布兰登？

1355
01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:18,666
‪对

1356
01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:20,500
‪你是？

1357
01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:25,125
‪这位是查理

1358
01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:27,625
‪我是凯茜
‪你们两个已经吃过饭了吗？

1359
01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:30,500
‪还没 他们非说没空桌了

1360
01:28:30,583 --> 01:28:32,208
‪是啊 所以…

1361
01:28:32,291 --> 01:28:33,916
‪要不要跟我们一起？

1362
01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:35,750
‪-不
‪-不

1363
01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:38,916
‪别傻了 我们是四人桌 但只有我们俩

1364
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,666
‪-你们不介意吗？
‪-来吧

1365
01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:41,625
‪坐吧

1366
01:28:41,708 --> 01:28:42,958
‪好

1367
01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:47,833
‪你们是怎么认识的？

1368
01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:50,833
‪查理和朱莉被困在同一间度假屋

1369
01:28:50,916 --> 01:28:52,208
‪是不是很搞笑？

1370
01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:56,041
‪什么？你都没告诉我

1371
01:28:56,125 --> 01:28:57,958
‪你能想象吗？

1372
01:28:58,041 --> 01:29:00,916
‪跟一个陌生人困在一起整个礼拜

1373
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,833
‪-想象不出
‪-再倒霉不过了

1374
01:29:04,416 --> 01:29:06,083
‪要看看酒单吗？

1375
01:29:06,166 --> 01:29:07,125
‪-要
‪-要

1376
01:29:08,166 --> 01:29:09,666
‪某人口渴了

1377
01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:23,875
‪你给了她一个惊喜？

1378
01:29:23,958 --> 01:29:25,833
‪没错 就像你一样

1379
01:29:25,916 --> 01:29:27,666
‪天哪 查理 是不是很疯狂？

1380
01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:29,458
‪布兰登也让朱莉吃了一惊

1381
01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:31,375
‪到处都是惊喜

1382
01:29:31,458 --> 01:29:34,125
‪比如洗了澡穿脏裤头的人

1383
01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:35,458
‪布兰登 你是做什么的？

1384
01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:38,375
‪我是圣保罗的地方检察官

1385
01:29:38,458 --> 01:29:41,875
‪检察官 好厉害 对吧 查理？

1386
01:29:41,958 --> 01:29:43,666
‪听着刺激 其实很无聊

1387
01:29:43,750 --> 01:29:45,625
‪我有九成的工作是处理文书

1388
01:29:45,708 --> 01:29:48,166
‪查理对此就深有体会 对吧 亲爱的？

1389
01:29:48,250 --> 01:29:51,000
‪他为伦敦最大的葡萄酒进口商工作

1390
01:29:51,083 --> 01:29:52,833
‪我就想做这种工作

1391
01:29:52,916 --> 01:29:54,583
‪整天都喝红酒

1392
01:29:54,666 --> 01:29:59,500
‪但他大部分时间都窝在
‪一个不大点的小隔间里…

1393
01:29:59,583 --> 01:30:00,708
‪你管它叫什么来着？

1394
01:30:00,791 --> 01:30:01,791
‪他的练习棺材

1395
01:30:01,875 --> 01:30:03,125
‪就是它

1396
01:30:03,208 --> 01:30:05,083
‪那你呢？朱莉 你是做什么的？

1397
01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:06,541
‪她是三年级老师

1398
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,458
‪天哪 好可爱啊

1399
01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:11,583
‪多大的学生？

1400
01:30:11,666 --> 01:30:12,583
‪五岁？

1401
01:30:12,666 --> 01:30:14,375
‪不 那是幼儿园

1402
01:30:15,625 --> 01:30:17,000
‪三年级的学生…

1403
01:30:17,083 --> 01:30:19,625
‪在八到九岁

1404
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:22,750
‪那就没那么可爱了 是吧？

1405
01:30:22,833 --> 01:30:25,208
‪不上不下的年纪

1406
01:30:25,291 --> 01:30:27,083
‪动不动就缺颗牙

1407
01:30:28,375 --> 01:30:30,416
‪但肯定也有可爱的

1408
01:30:32,333 --> 01:30:33,833
‪他们挺可爱的

1409
01:30:37,791 --> 01:30:39,541
‪你不能这么倒酒 好了…

1410
01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:41,333
‪葡萄酒需要醒酒 需要氧气

1411
01:30:41,416 --> 01:30:42,666
‪如果你…你猜怎么着？

1412
01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,166
‪好吧 倒光吧

1413
01:30:44,250 --> 01:30:46,083
‪干嘛不呢？那也挺…好

1414
01:30:48,416 --> 01:30:50,208
‪加油 朱莉

1415
01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:54,750
‪-有什么需要吗？
‪-有

1416
01:30:54,833 --> 01:30:56,875
‪麻烦再给我来一瓶 外加一根吸管

1417
01:30:57,791 --> 01:30:58,833
‪她开玩笑的

1418
01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:00,416
‪她没有

1419
01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:04,875
‪那么 凯茜

1420
01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:05,916
‪你是做什么的？

1421
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,666
‪等等 我猜猜 你是模特

1422
01:31:08,750 --> 01:31:11,083
‪我以前是

1423
01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:12,041
‪当然了

1424
01:31:12,125 --> 01:31:16,500
‪但没完没了的
‪走秀和高级时装真的很无聊

1425
01:31:18,541 --> 01:31:21,416
‪于是 我决定做自己的设计品牌

1426
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:24,666
‪我们本周末会在
‪巴黎时装秀上推出新系列

1427
01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:27,958
‪虽然刚做了一两年 还在挣扎探索

1428
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:31,500
‪但运气好的话 也许明年就能盈利

1429
01:31:32,291 --> 01:31:33,625
‪凯茜太谦虚了

1430
01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:35,791
‪他们上月才登上
‪《时尚》杂志的跨页版面

1431
01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:38,333
‪恭喜你

1432
01:31:38,416 --> 01:31:40,166
‪澳洲《时尚》杂志

1433
01:31:40,250 --> 01:31:42,208
‪不会吧 还有澳洲版？

1434
01:31:42,291 --> 01:31:44,458
‪真的…没什么了不起的

1435
01:31:44,541 --> 01:31:45,708
‪当然了不起啊

1436
01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:46,875
‪显然你是

1437
01:31:47,916 --> 01:31:49,583
‪久经考拉验的

1438
01:31:53,125 --> 01:31:56,625
‪布兰登也很谦虚

1439
01:31:57,208 --> 01:32:02,333
‪他是明尼阿波利斯和圣保罗
‪双城史上最年轻的地方检察官

1440
01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:04,083
‪是第二年轻

1441
01:32:04,166 --> 01:32:07,500
‪他还是大学橄榄球明星

1442
01:32:08,916 --> 01:32:10,458
‪-加油 地鼠队
‪-还有…

1443
01:32:15,166 --> 01:32:16,208
‪他…

1444
01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:19,583
‪开的是奥迪

1445
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:30,458
‪-好吧 祝贺布兰登
‪-对 恭喜布兰登

1446
01:32:30,541 --> 01:32:32,333
‪-好
‪-我还以为你开的是沃尔沃

1447
01:32:32,416 --> 01:32:34,250
‪-恭喜布兰登
‪-太好了

1448
01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:41,500
‪不好意思 请问你是朱莉吗？

1449
01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:43,750
‪我就说是她嘛

1450
01:32:43,833 --> 01:32:44,750
‪抱歉打扰了

1451
01:32:44,833 --> 01:32:47,833
‪我们只是想告诉你 是你激励了我们

1452
01:32:47,916 --> 01:32:50,958
‪我自己也刚经历了分手
‪感觉像天塌了一样

1453
01:32:51,041 --> 01:32:54,708
‪但我看了茱丽叶墙上你的日记
‪感觉就像是写给我的一样

1454
01:32:54,791 --> 01:32:56,708
‪只要你不放弃 我也不会放弃

1455
01:32:56,791 --> 01:32:57,875
‪太好了

1456
01:32:57,958 --> 01:32:59,083
‪还有 布兰登是个混蛋

1457
01:32:59,166 --> 01:33:00,875
‪-什么？
‪-大混蛋

1458
01:33:00,958 --> 01:33:01,791
‪说来话长

1459
01:33:01,875 --> 01:33:03,541
‪-你要坚强 朱莉
‪-为了我们所有人

1460
01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:05,791
‪-谢谢
‪-再见

1461
01:33:10,208 --> 01:33:12,416
‪-她们在说什么？
‪-是在说我吗？

1462
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:14,833
‪-她们怎么会认识你？
‪-为什么我成了混蛋？

1463
01:33:15,625 --> 01:33:17,958
‪-吸管来解围
‪-天啊

1464
01:33:18,041 --> 01:33:20,125
‪进狼嘴走一遭

1465
01:33:24,583 --> 01:33:25,416
‪不

1466
01:33:27,541 --> 01:33:28,958
‪-它就是…
‪-好吧

1467
01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:33,083
‪好了 看来我们该走了 不是吗？

1468
01:33:33,708 --> 01:33:36,750
‪不 就…好了

1469
01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:39,875
‪很高兴和你们共进晚餐

1470
01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:41,916
‪我们走了

1471
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:45,000
‪-凯茜 祝你秀展顺利
‪-谢谢

1472
01:33:45,083 --> 01:33:47,291
‪祝你…祝你好运

1473
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:50,958
‪好了 走吧

1474
01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:54,750
‪还“帅缺”什么啊 是吧？

1475
01:34:00,458 --> 01:34:01,958
‪我的天哪

1476
01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:05,708
‪她真是个…怪胎

1477
01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:13,041
‪是啊

1478
01:34:14,583 --> 01:34:15,750
‪是啊 没错

1479
01:34:16,708 --> 01:34:18,000
‪我有点醉了

1480
01:34:18,750 --> 01:34:20,458
‪我知道 没关系 有我在

1481
01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:24,333
‪好

1482
01:34:27,750 --> 01:34:28,833
‪就是这里吗？

1483
01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:30,791
‪在我们身后

1484
01:34:33,541 --> 01:34:34,666
‪对

1485
01:34:36,041 --> 01:34:39,083
‪茱丽叶就是在那里呼唤她的罗密欧

1486
01:34:41,083 --> 01:34:42,375
‪她怎么说的来着？

1487
01:34:46,083 --> 01:34:46,916
‪你会笑的

1488
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,000
‪不 我不会的

1489
01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:49,583
‪我保证

1490
01:34:55,541 --> 01:34:56,541
‪“罗密欧

1491
01:34:57,875 --> 01:34:58,833
‪罗密欧…

1492
01:35:00,791 --> 01:35:03,125
‪为何你偏偏是罗密欧？”

1493
01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:06,208
‪“舍弃你的父亲…

1494
01:35:08,083 --> 01:35:09,916
‪抛弃你的姓名吧

1495
01:35:11,416 --> 01:35:13,041
‪或许 你不愿这样

1496
01:35:15,166 --> 01:35:16,916
‪那只要你发誓成为我的爱…”

1497
01:35:17,666 --> 01:35:18,791
‪…无聊的维罗那

1498
01:35:18,875 --> 01:35:19,708
‪凯茜？

1499
01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:24,291
‪结束了

1500
01:35:24,375 --> 01:35:26,166
‪那我的提拉米苏呢？

1501
01:35:27,083 --> 01:35:28,333
‪不

1502
01:35:30,958 --> 01:35:31,833
‪我们结束了

1503
01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:40,416
‪等等 你是认真的？

1504
01:35:41,625 --> 01:35:42,458
‪对

1505
01:35:42,541 --> 01:35:43,916
‪-对不起
‪-不 不好意思

1506
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:45,708
‪你要跟我分手？

1507
01:35:46,708 --> 01:35:47,875
‪令人震惊 我知道

1508
01:35:47,958 --> 01:35:49,083
‪没道理啊

1509
01:35:49,166 --> 01:35:51,333
‪查理 你再也找不到我这样的女人了

1510
01:35:51,416 --> 01:35:52,541
‪我正有此意

1511
01:35:57,250 --> 01:35:59,125
‪我会告诉大家 分手是我的决定

1512
01:35:59,208 --> 01:36:00,958
‪是我决定分手的

1513
01:36:01,041 --> 01:36:02,833
‪当然 谁会怀疑呢？

1514
01:36:02,916 --> 01:36:04,708
‪说我厌倦了你

1515
01:36:04,791 --> 01:36:06,916
‪我需要更多的刺激

1516
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:10,625
‪我的工作看不到未来
‪而且我还一直很痛苦

1517
01:36:10,708 --> 01:36:13,250
‪-很好
‪-需要更多理由吗？我有很多

1518
01:36:13,333 --> 01:36:15,708
‪不 接下来交给我就行 谢谢

1519
01:36:15,791 --> 01:36:16,625
‪好

1520
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:26,291
‪那…你打算怎么办？

1521
01:36:28,291 --> 01:36:32,458
‪我想在托斯卡纳的
‪某个地方买一小块地

1522
01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:35,291
‪酿点酒

1523
01:36:36,208 --> 01:36:38,500
‪赔个精光 痛快活一场

1524
01:36:38,583 --> 01:36:39,458
‪这样啊…

1525
01:36:42,916 --> 01:36:43,791
‪祝你好运 查理…

1526
01:36:46,666 --> 01:36:48,041
‪你会需要好运的

1527
01:36:51,333 --> 01:36:52,250
‪好 再见

1528
01:36:57,416 --> 01:36:58,375
‪朱莉？

1529
01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:20,208
‪可恶的混账猫！

1530
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:27,041
‪朱莉哈顿 你愿意嫁给我吗？

1531
01:38:07,875 --> 01:38:08,708
‪布兰登？

1532
01:38:08,791 --> 01:38:10,125
‪怎么了 朱莉？

1533
01:38:13,083 --> 01:38:14,291
‪你觉得我很奇怪吗？

1534
01:38:16,583 --> 01:38:17,541
‪什么？

1535
01:38:17,625 --> 01:38:18,833
‪觉得也没关系

1536
01:38:18,916 --> 01:38:21,958
‪我是说 每个人都有自己的古怪之处

1537
01:38:22,041 --> 01:38:25,750
‪你只需要找到能跟你怪到一处的人

1538
01:38:26,875 --> 01:38:28,250
‪-当然
‪-你懂我的意思吗？

1539
01:38:28,333 --> 01:38:29,166
‪懂

1540
01:38:32,500 --> 01:38:33,333
‪没懂

1541
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:36,791
‪对不起 朱莉

1542
01:38:36,875 --> 01:38:39,125
‪我不明白你在说什么

1543
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:41,916
‪是啊

1544
01:38:43,833 --> 01:38:44,666
‪我知道

1545
01:38:51,583 --> 01:38:53,375
‪我以为这就是你想要的

1546
01:38:54,875 --> 01:38:55,833
‪我也曾这么以为

1547
01:38:55,916 --> 01:38:57,875
‪不…我做错了什么？

1548
01:38:57,958 --> 01:38:59,500
‪你什么都没做

1549
01:39:00,708 --> 01:39:01,875
‪是我

1550
01:39:59,791 --> 01:40:01,583
‪（“是坟墓吗？哦 不 是灯盏…”）

1551
01:40:01,666 --> 01:40:03,125
‪（“因为茱丽叶在此长眠）

1552
01:40:03,208 --> 01:40:07,333
‪（而她的美丽让这墓穴
‪变成了盛宴的厅堂 充满光亮”）

1553
01:40:58,166 --> 01:40:59,000
‪凯茜？

1554
01:41:00,416 --> 01:41:01,541
‪布兰登

1555
01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:03,291
‪天哪

1556
01:41:03,375 --> 01:41:04,916
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

1557
01:41:06,750 --> 01:41:08,291
‪你好吗？朱莉在哪里？

1558
01:41:09,583 --> 01:41:11,250
‪-我们分手了
‪-不会吧

1559
01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:12,250
‪不仅如此

1560
01:41:12,333 --> 01:41:15,458
‪我昨晚向她求婚 她拒绝了我

1561
01:41:16,666 --> 01:41:19,833
‪还问我是否觉得她…奇怪

1562
01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:25,125
‪所以 我觉得
‪我可能是全维罗那最可怜的人

1563
01:41:25,208 --> 01:41:27,791
‪我跟你有得一拼

1564
01:41:27,875 --> 01:41:29,291
‪什么？

1565
01:41:30,375 --> 01:41:31,208
‪你开玩笑呢吧

1566
01:41:31,291 --> 01:41:32,375
‪好一个“爱之城”

1567
01:41:32,458 --> 01:41:34,833
‪查理怎么舍得放弃你这样的女子？

1568
01:41:34,916 --> 01:41:37,791
‪就是啊 他完全高攀不上

1569
01:41:37,875 --> 01:41:39,875
‪你们完全不是一个境界的

1570
01:41:45,125 --> 01:41:47,666
‪我打算在去机场前喝一杯

1571
01:41:47,750 --> 01:41:49,666
‪你愿意跟我一起吗？

1572
01:41:51,583 --> 01:41:53,291
‪我很乐意

1573
01:41:53,375 --> 01:41:54,333
‪太好了

1574
01:41:56,166 --> 01:41:57,041
‪好

1575
01:41:58,791 --> 01:42:01,333
‪你知道大家都怎么说吗

1576
01:42:02,291 --> 01:42:05,916
‪别为发生的事流泪
‪微笑吧 因为它已经过去

1577
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:09,833
‪你好 先生？

1578
01:42:11,166 --> 01:42:12,791
‪两杯普罗塞克

1579
01:42:40,291 --> 01:42:41,291
‪查理

1580
01:42:41,875 --> 01:42:43,250
‪-查理！
‪-你好 西尔维奥

1581
01:42:43,333 --> 01:42:44,333
‪你好吗？

1582
01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:47,250
‪那么

1583
01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:50,458
‪今年在“浪漫度假屋”住得怎么样？

1584
01:42:55,958 --> 01:42:57,083
‪真是太棒了

1585
01:42:57,666 --> 01:42:59,416
‪我告诉过你 这是命运

1586
01:43:01,041 --> 01:43:01,958
‪嗯

1587
01:43:02,708 --> 01:43:03,541
‪恐怕不是

1588
01:43:05,625 --> 01:43:09,083
‪朱莉的男友昨天来了

1589
01:43:09,625 --> 01:43:11,666
‪昨晚还和她订了婚

1590
01:43:12,541 --> 01:43:13,875
‪-真可惜
‪-是啊

1591
01:43:13,958 --> 01:43:15,250
‪那你打算怎么做？

1592
01:43:16,041 --> 01:43:16,875
‪什么意思？

1593
01:43:18,083 --> 01:43:22,500
‪查理 你在“浪漫度假屋”
‪难道什么都没学到吗？

1594
01:43:24,833 --> 01:43:26,416
‪爱自有出路

1595
01:44:16,041 --> 01:44:17,041
‪要走了？

1596
01:44:17,125 --> 01:44:18,416
‪是的 尤贝托

1597
01:44:18,500 --> 01:44:19,916
‪此行感觉如何？

1598
01:44:20,666 --> 01:44:22,416
‪维罗那满足你的期待吗？

1599
01:44:26,041 --> 01:44:27,000
‪远远超过

1600
01:44:34,375 --> 01:44:36,000
‪我…

1601
01:44:36,833 --> 01:44:37,708
‪我忘了点东西

1602
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:39,833
‪好

1603
01:45:07,291 --> 01:45:09,916
‪“说下去吧 光明的天使！”

1604
01:45:13,833 --> 01:45:14,791
‪查理

1605
01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:20,000
‪“因为你

1606
01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:22,666
‪在夜色中如此耀眼

1607
01:45:24,291 --> 01:45:25,916
‪令我仰望

1608
01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:29,208
‪如同肋插双翼的天堂信使

1609
01:45:30,250 --> 01:45:33,166
‪驾着慵懒的白云

1610
01:45:33,666 --> 01:45:36,250
‪行于空中”

1611
01:46:19,708 --> 01:46:21,041
‪你在这里做什么？

1612
01:46:24,291 --> 01:46:25,541
‪我跟凯茜分手了

1613
01:46:30,875 --> 01:46:33,250
‪原来我爱上了别人

1614
01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:40,583
‪我觉得吧

1615
01:46:41,958 --> 01:46:43,666
‪我们两个都是对的

1616
01:46:45,500 --> 01:46:48,583
‪我相信命运真的存在

1617
01:46:49,458 --> 01:46:50,333
‪但…

1618
01:46:52,416 --> 01:46:55,416
‪你还是得选择接受或不接受

1619
01:47:00,500 --> 01:47:01,875
‪我选择你 朱莉

1620
01:47:04,208 --> 01:47:05,125
‪为什么？

1621
01:47:08,125 --> 01:47:11,625
‪因为我想念和你一起欢笑

1622
01:47:14,541 --> 01:47:15,875
‪我想念和你吵架

1623
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:20,583
‪我真的很想念和你一起吃假马肉

1624
01:47:24,083 --> 01:47:24,916
‪还有…

1625
01:47:26,625 --> 01:47:27,875
‪我知道你订婚了

1626
01:47:27,958 --> 01:47:29,625
‪我昨晚看到的

1627
01:47:30,125 --> 01:47:33,041
‪我知道我可能来迟一步

1628
01:47:34,875 --> 01:47:35,833
‪但是…

1629
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:40,375
‪如果你心意已变 那么…

1630
01:47:42,625 --> 01:47:46,625
‪你们可能会比
‪《罗密欧与茱丽叶》更加悲惨

1631
01:48:00,458 --> 01:48:02,833
‪我跟他怪不到一块儿去

1632
01:48:12,583 --> 01:48:14,083
‪西尔维奥说得对

1633
01:48:14,166 --> 01:48:15,000
‪是啊

1634
01:48:19,666 --> 01:48:21,666
‪-爱自有出路
‪-爱自有出路

1635
01:48:23,500 --> 01:48:25,041
‪有一件事我确定

1636
01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:29,125
‪西尔维奥肯定会拿到五星好评

1637
01:48:35,708 --> 01:48:37,041
‪好样的 美女

1638
01:53:58,416 --> 01:54:03,416
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