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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎（格拉梅西公園44號）

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‎-天啊
‎-真的假的？

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‎我特地傳了一張照片給妳
‎就是希望妳不要有這種反應

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‎抱歉，你本人好像比較愛生氣呢

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‎有點像艾倫狄珍妮

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‎但別擔心，等我幫你上完妝
‎你就會像雜誌封面女郎了，坐下吧

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‎對了，這會讓你心情變好

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‎我們拿到賣掉克萊兒公寓的
‎大筆仲介費啦！

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‎太棒了

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‎看看那些可愛的零
‎這讓金額變得妙不可言

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‎這筆錢我要用做
‎買下柯林那半公寓的頭期款

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‎真的嗎？

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‎你什麼時候跟他談了？

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‎今天在婚禮上我會跟他談

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‎公寓本來應該
‎在我們分開半年後掛牌上市

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‎但我真的想繼續住在這裡

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‎雖然發生了這一切

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‎但我很愛這裡，這是我家

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‎當然是你家，你眼睛上面
‎一直都有這道小疤痕嗎？

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‎沒有，這是去同志滑雪週末
‎重摔之後的永久紀念品

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‎這樣看起來性感嗎？

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‎當然了呢

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‎我真的該控告比利

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‎因為他，我隔了這麼多個月

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‎第一次見到柯林，卻要頂著這張臉

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‎他還很可能
‎會跟性感建築師新男友一起出席

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‎你怎麼知道的？
‎你問了強納森一家嗎？

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‎沒有，但喜帖歡迎我攜伴參加
‎我相信他也是

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‎從那些邁阿密照片看來
‎他們感覺是在認真交往

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‎-我很遺憾，寶貝
‎-謝謝

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‎我一直在冥想，我買了一個應用程式

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‎所以我覺得我進入了禪定狀態

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‎-好
‎-對

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‎反正這些事我無能為力，我只能…

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‎放下一切

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‎-沒錯
‎-天啊！連妳也救不了我嗎？

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‎我像是最後一個從車諾比逃出來的人

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‎是啊，你似乎對整件事都超級冷靜呢

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‎聽著，是這樣的

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‎凱的朋友告訴我
‎凱做了基因檢測，找到了他父親

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‎顯然那傢伙住在紐約

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‎凱打算要見他

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‎妳居然避重就輕，現在才說

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‎與其說是避重就輕，不如說是
‎“等麥可發洩完，就能換我了”

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‎好吧，那妳心情還好嗎？

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‎很奇怪

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‎這傢伙是我26年前的一夜情對象

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‎可能是在阿姆斯特丹、柏林或羅馬

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‎而且…

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‎這些年來都是我和凱相依為命

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‎現在他突然想要爸爸了？

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‎妳完全不記得那些人嗎？

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‎在你開始蕩婦羞辱之前

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‎你記得你20幾歲時
‎所有的一夜情對象嗎？

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‎我撤回提問

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‎雖然我很想跟他暢聊一切

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‎但我不想逼他開口

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‎妳這麼做是對的
‎等他準備好，自己來告訴妳吧

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‎這就像是不要強迫
‎還沒做好準備的人出櫃

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‎千萬別學布蘭妮布隆伯格
‎那樣對待一個非常困惑的15歲少年

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‎只因為他知道
‎《表現自我》的全部歌詞

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‎我看起來還好嗎？

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‎是的！只要避免陽光直射
‎多露出你比較好看的那邊側臉就好

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‎你們好

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‎你們記得懷特吧？
‎在柯林的生日派對上見過

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‎我對那晚印象模糊有許多原因

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‎但我記得你，很高興又見面了，懷特

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‎我也是，很遺憾聽說了你和…

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‎現在都沒事了，應該說我能應付了

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‎很久沒見到他了

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‎上次見面情形不太好

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‎我有點緊張，我看起來有化妝嗎？

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‎天啊，來，喝掉這杯，然後冷靜下來

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‎比利的妝比你厚重

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‎我直接從攝影棚過來的

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‎但你在車上補妝了

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‎我想我們得私下談談
‎大人們都會做些什麼，小夥子

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‎你好好保持下去，懷特
‎比利就是需要有人治治他

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‎我得去女廁了，你們知道在哪裡嗎？

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‎在樓上，我陪妳去吧

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‎風趣又紳士，皮膚還這麼絲滑

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‎比利，你為什麼看上他了？

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‎這真的是你第一次
‎二度和同一個人約會

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‎是啊，我好久沒有這麼做了

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‎但我一直在想他

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‎他打來了，我就問他想不想來

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‎我真的很喜歡那小子，麥奇

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‎我應該會盡我所能去試看看

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‎太好了，比利

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‎雖然你想追求的對象還是大學生

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‎我還沒看到他

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‎他應該還沒到場

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‎敬暴風雨前的寧靜

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‎史丹利在那邊

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‎他怎麼了？他看起來好難過

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‎那是他出席同志婚禮的表情

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‎他每次在婚禮聽見新人說“我願意”

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‎就會想起自己沒有結婚對象

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‎親愛的，你好嗎？

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‎我…

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‎我…

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‎好了，別為婚禮感到難過
‎強納森一家找到真愛了

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‎人人都有希望，你還有很多時間

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‎謝謝你神氣十足的見解

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‎但我不擔心婚禮

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‎至於時間充裕那回事
‎我也不是很確定

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‎我今早接到醫生的電話

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‎-他週六打給你？
‎-他收到一些檢查結果了

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‎結果…

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‎不太好

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‎你嚇到我了，史丹利，到底怎麼了？

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‎我得了…

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‎乳癌

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‎-什麼？
‎-他在開玩笑

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‎真希望我是在開玩笑

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‎天啊

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‎-我真不敢相信
‎-我也是

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‎但這是真的，我得了一期乳癌

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‎但你是男人耶

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‎等等，你一直以來都是男人嗎？

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‎抱歉

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‎顯然他們及早發現了

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‎但我週一得去找醫生，討論治療方案

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‎你願意陪我去嗎？
‎我需要有人幫我一起聽

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‎我太慌張了，大半都會聽不進去

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‎沒問題，你別擔心，不會有事的

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‎大家不知道會不會沒事的時候
‎都會這麼說

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‎別看了

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‎柯林在那邊

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‎還有那個性感建築師

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‎你應該過去打聲招呼，放下這樁心事

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‎他說得對，別擔心，不會有事的

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‎糟糕

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‎好，我馬上回來

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‎你覺得你怎麼會得乳癌？

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‎柯林

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‎你好，我是麥可，他的前男友

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‎我知道我看起來像是在夜店裡打架了

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‎但不是的，我參加
‎同志滑雪週末活動時喝醉了

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‎本來應該扶我回房間的朋友們

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‎不小心害我正面朝地摔倒
‎很高興認識你

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‎你好，我是克雷格

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‎這是我太太珍娜

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‎-抱歉，你太太？
‎-你剛才話說太快了

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‎我無法阻止你

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‎我以為他是你的建築師新男友

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‎我看到了你們上週在邁阿密的照片

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‎首先，那傢伙不是我的男朋友

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‎他只是我約會過幾次的人

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‎而他剛好在邁阿密

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‎第二，他跟克雷格長得一點也不像

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‎克雷格、珍娜，我是柯林

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‎第三，我絕對不會攜伴出席這場婚禮
‎你攜伴了嗎？

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‎沒有，坦白說

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‎我只是想讓你感到自在

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‎讓我們之間不會尷尬而已

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‎養狗的事情我很抱歉我失態了

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‎我母親聽到了我的長篇大論
‎說我是抱怨鬼

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‎以免你好奇她站在誰那邊

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‎沒關係

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‎我該深思熟慮後再好好告訴你的

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‎你可能會開心得知
‎牠在我的普拉達鞋裡拉屎

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‎聽你這麼說我心裡舒服多了
‎這樣不太好，但是事實

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‎麻煩大家就座，典禮馬上要開始了

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‎晚點見吧

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‎好主意

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‎親朋好友與摯愛們

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‎我們今日齊聚一堂
‎慶祝強納森和強納森喜結連理

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‎兩人相守，共創長久美好的幸福生活

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‎我沒事

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‎強納森，無論疾病或健康
‎你都願意至死不渝嗎？

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‎-我願意
‎-那強納森呢？

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‎我願意

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‎現在請交換戒指

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‎這象徵你們對彼此的承諾

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‎也時刻提醒著你們是一家人

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‎我最好的朋友

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‎-我的心上人
‎-直到永遠

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‎恭喜你們！

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‎我現在宣佈你們結為連理

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‎強納森可以互親了

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‎只有1％的男人會得乳癌

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‎我可不想成為這種1%的人

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‎我三年前剛隆乳完時，曾經虛驚一場

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‎花了八千美元隆乳
‎結果卻發現有惡性細胞？

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‎但放射治療殺死惡性細胞後

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‎我現在又生龍活虎了

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‎你也會一樣的

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‎一期腫瘤的治療效果很好

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‎存活率接近90％

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‎哥倫比亞大學一年級醫學生

193
00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:41,248
‎他也要當醫生？看來有件事是真的

194
00:09:41,332 --> 00:09:42,625
‎上天不公啊

195
00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,211
‎你條件這麼好
‎幹嘛還跟這老傢伙在一起？

196
00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,129
‎可不是嘛

197
00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,424
‎但我很為他著迷

198
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,426
‎應該可以說我很老成吧

199
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,720
‎這話別告訴比利
‎他已經快覺得你年紀太大了

200
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,265
‎你跟柯林談了公寓的事嗎？

201
00:09:58,349 --> 00:10:00,851
‎我本來正要提起，結果典禮卻開始了

202
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,729
‎我可能會過去吧
‎他那一桌看起來很空

203
00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,774
‎對了，跟他打招呼沒關係

204
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:07,983
‎對他的懲罰已經夠了

205
00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:10,319
‎-我要幫他減刑
‎-真的嗎？

206
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,988
‎對，一直生氣實在太累了

207
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,408
‎過來，我很以你為榮

208
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,292
‎你說錯了什麼話？人都跑哪去了？

209
00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:27,586
‎你跟朋友同桌

210
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,254
‎我坐的是單身同志桌

211
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,256
‎他們應該在洗手間嗑藥吧

212
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,550
‎完全都沒碰這些食物

213
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,761
‎至少你可以把中央桌飾帶回家

214
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,471
‎那可未必

215
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,682
‎有個焦躁的鞋子推銷員
‎在打桌飾的主意了

216
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,601
‎雖然他很可能只是眼皮在抽搐

217
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:43,769
‎聽起來真不錯呢

218
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,273
‎總之，有件正事我想跟你…

219
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,566
‎各位請注意

220
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:53,070
‎波多黎各強納森的母親想舉杯敬酒！

221
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,907
‎首先，我想說我真的很高興

222
00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,703
‎他們交往了12年，有個孩子

223
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,705
‎還有去了六次米科諾斯

224
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,915
‎那本該是蜜月旅行的

225
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:09,336
‎他們總算合法結為連理了！

226
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,299
‎不過，身為虔誠的天主教徒

227
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,136
‎我不確定他們活在罪惡中
‎是不是我最大的難題

228
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:18,971
‎-同志笑話
‎-對

229
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,432
‎但我真的想感謝

230
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,894
‎他們的好朋友麥可和柯林

231
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,730
‎他們就坐在那邊

232
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,273
‎感謝他們分手

233
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,859
‎因為這讓我兒子很害怕

234
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,819
‎決定跟猶太人強納森結婚

235
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,447
‎畢竟他發現一段
‎沒有能以離婚為籌碼的感情

236
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,199
‎有多麼輕易就會結束！

237
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,827
‎-很高興我們幫上忙了！
‎-沒錯

238
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,036
‎大家乾杯！

239
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,038
‎乾杯

240
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,878
‎有點意外被點名了

241
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,629
‎謝囉，微醺泰瑞莎

242
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,048
‎起碼我們分手還促成一樁好事

243
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:59,511
‎我一向認為如果我們哪天結婚的話

244
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,096
‎會是只有我們兩人

245
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:04,391
‎沒有步入婚姻殿堂的流程
‎沒有派對，就是…

246
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,435
‎很私密

247
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,229
‎看來我應該很慶幸沒結婚

248
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,065
‎如果我們終究會變成如今這樣

249
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:17,237
‎結婚也無法阻止你變得不快樂

250
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,073
‎其實我不知道我不快樂

251
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:21,742
‎只是…

252
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,162
‎我們生活在一起太久了

253
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,998
‎未來的一切似乎都無法避免

254
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:32,669
‎我只是無法接受
‎我的後半輩子都已經定型了

255
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,841
‎怪了，我居然覺得很欣慰

256
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:43,764
‎多虧了你的中年危機
‎現在我也得面臨了

257
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:47,392
‎-麥可，我不是故意…
‎-不，沒事的

258
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,312
‎我希望你快樂

259
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,688
‎我是真心的

260
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,442
‎現在我們的人生都要開啟新篇章了

261
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:57,861
‎謝謝

262
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,448
‎-我也希望你快樂
‎-謝謝

263
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,450
‎你剛才說想談什麼正事？

264
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,454
‎對，我很感激你

265
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:10,499
‎一直支付一半的房貸
‎我也知道你想盡快掛牌上市

266
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,085
‎但我剛收到一大筆仲介費支票

267
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,672
‎我希望能買下你那一半
‎繼續住在公寓裡

268
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,679
‎我完全能理解你想繼續住在公寓

269
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,933
‎但是我的投資腦袋
‎必須思考這麼做是否正確

270
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,561
‎我可以考慮一下嗎？

271
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,521
‎當然可以

272
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,189
‎看看是誰回來了

273
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,149
‎而且準備好狂歡了

274
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,026
‎不打擾你們兩位了

275
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:43,991
‎想我嗎？

276
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,496
‎剛才那番瘋狂的祝酒詞是怎樣？

277
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,542
‎我差點就要假裝被雞骨頭嗆到
‎來分散大家注意力了

278
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,087
‎但這樣我就得吃雞肉了
‎你們嚐過味道了嗎？

279
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,131
‎他們可沒花大錢請外燴

280
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:03,385
‎沒事，沒關係
‎我們總算心平氣和地好好聊了一下

281
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,388
‎但對於我想買下他那半公寓
‎他還得考慮一下

282
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,265
‎為什麼？有什麼好考慮的？

283
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,934
‎“投資、正確之舉”之類的

284
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,270
‎婚禮嘉賓，你們好！

285
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,272
‎-你們好！
‎-玩得開心嗎？

286
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:19,276
‎我很高興你們都能來
‎慶祝我們的大喜之日

287
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,278
‎我們最親愛的好朋友們

288
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,697
‎還有陪比利來的客人，你好

289
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,992
‎我是懷特
‎我們在柯林50歲生日派對上見過

290
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,368
‎恭喜你們

291
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,621
‎謝謝，其實柯林和麥可是我們…

292
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,832
‎天啊，你認真的嗎？
‎你母親才剛大肆宣揚過

293
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,377
‎話說，這可能不像你所想的
‎是個浪漫故事

294
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,087
‎你們怎麼認識的？

295
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,048
‎我們在一個派對上跟同一個人搭訕

296
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,674
‎結果對方對我們都不感興趣

297
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:46,553
‎於是我們兩人開始聊天
‎那天晚上結束時我們墜入了愛河

298
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:47,763
‎留點胃口吃蛋糕喔

299
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,349
‎他們看起來好幸福

300
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,518
‎是啊，這是童話故事成真呢
‎兩個被拒絕的人走到一起

301
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,605
‎12年後結成連理
‎法律上永遠綑綁在一起

302
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,690
‎你好毒舌喔！

303
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,903
‎我知道你在堅強的外表之下
‎有顆柔軟的心

304
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:06,448
‎這跟我的乳房腫塊正好相反

305
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,326
‎用餐愉快！

306
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:11,620
‎謝謝

307
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,041
‎蘇珊，妳看起來好美

308
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,544
‎抱歉，我得發洩完才行

309
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:23,090
‎謝謝，快過來抱一個

310
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:24,758
‎快點！

311
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,970
‎我好想念你

312
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,389
‎我也很想妳，我不知道該怎麼…

313
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,682
‎也不知道妳還願不願意…

314
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,016
‎-我明白
‎-對

315
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:37,604
‎但禁令已經解除了，我們可以和好了

316
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,231
‎你還好嗎？

317
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,899
‎我很好，沒錯

318
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:42,943
‎還在調適中

319
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,029
‎今晚感覺有點奇怪

320
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,031
‎有點像是回到舊生活的感覺

321
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,659
‎但我很高興見到大家，凱還好嗎？

322
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,746
‎凱透過基因檢測找到生父了

323
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,332
‎而且他打算跟生父見面
‎他還不知道我已經知情了

324
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,961
‎-妳要告訴他嗎？
‎-我想說

325
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,130
‎但那重點就變成我了

326
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:07,426
‎有時候我們必須做出無私的決定

327
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,845
‎這樣對我們所愛之人比較好

328
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,306
‎或是愛過的人，而不是只為自己著想

329
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:17,894
‎-妳是指麥可和公寓
‎-你瞧瞧你

330
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,771
‎這麼快就領悟了！

331
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:23,483
‎聽著，自從我們買下公寓後
‎大約增值了40%

332
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,862
‎合乎邏輯的作法是賣掉後平分收益

333
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,947
‎這樣我們都能確保獲得公允市價

334
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,158
‎又是你那套動聽的金融妙語呢

335
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,200
‎聽著，柯林

336
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,871
‎我很愛你
‎但你對麥可做了很糟糕的事

337
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,457
‎你現在有機會彌補他

338
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:44,004
‎老實說，我想像的是我們離開後
‎會有截然不同的陌生人住進去

339
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,631
‎麥可也許也會有新交往對象
‎他們一起住在那裡的話

340
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,300
‎我會覺得有點怪

341
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,718
‎親愛的…

342
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,263
‎那是你自找的

343
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:07,986
‎你好，比利

344
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,488
‎丹尼韋佛

345
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,282
‎抱歉，我們見…

346
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,577
‎去年夏天在火島的茶舞派對？

347
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,412
‎我們在你家親熱了

348
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,458
‎沒錯，是的，你好，丹尼

349
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:23,834
‎那次很好玩

350
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,670
‎是啊

351
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,050
‎如果你改天還想約
‎我可以給你我的號碼

352
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,093
‎當然好

353
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,184
‎希望很快會再見

354
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:45,065
‎難以置信

355
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,902
‎你當著我的面跟那傢伙要電話號碼？

356
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,698
‎為我自己說句公道話
‎我又不知道你在旁邊

357
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,244
‎這實在太不尊重人了

358
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,538
‎你和我一起來的
‎卻跟服務生打情罵俏

359
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:04,334
‎我這種年紀的人可能會做這種事
‎你都快50歲了，成熟點吧

360
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,128
‎好了，懷特，冷靜點

361
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,713
‎不，我本來真的對你動心了

362
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,633
‎雖然大家都警告我，你是個花花公子

363
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,177
‎明明是個老傢伙了
‎還以為自己是萬人迷

364
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,096
‎我跟他們說：“不，他沒那麼膚淺”

365
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,473
‎但如今我明白了他們說得沒錯

366
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,100
‎寶貝，別這樣

367
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:23,937
‎你只關心自己，完全不在乎別人

368
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:28,400
‎你只是個膚淺又自戀的老派同志

369
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,027
‎真噁心

370
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:32,988
‎懷特，請別走

371
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:46,793
‎天啊

372
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,679
‎凱，怎麼了？

373
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,514
‎崔伊說妳已經知道

374
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,892
‎關於我…

375
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,102
‎我爸的事

376
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:07,606
‎對

377
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,316
‎我…

378
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,861
‎無論你選擇怎麼做，我都全力支持你

379
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,322
‎我跟他約了8點半
‎在樂快食法式餐館見

380
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,325
‎這幾天我一直舉棋不定

381
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,452
‎沒告訴妳是因為
‎希望這是我自己做的決定

382
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,871
‎好，這我明白

383
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,624
‎等等，8點半就快到了
‎你最好趕緊出發

384
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,126
‎-我剛傳簡訊給他說我不去了
‎-什麼？

385
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:30,712
‎為什麼？

386
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,298
‎妳就是我的家人，我什麼都不缺

387
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,136
‎所以你完全不好奇嗎？

388
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,764
‎不好奇，其實我覺得
‎這可能會給我更多打擊

389
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,974
‎我的生活不需要再有更多麻煩了

390
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:46,311
‎況且，有妳一個家長我就快受不了了

391
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,730
‎你講話這麼毒舌可能是遺傳他

392
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,402
‎你說你不去之後，他有什麼反應？

393
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,656
‎他說他會在餐館待兩小時
‎以免我改變心意

394
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,616
‎但我不會的

395
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,037
‎幫我帶一塊同志的結婚蛋糕回家吧

396
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,540
‎我準備要弄大麻點心來吃了

397
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:08,917
‎沒問題，寶貝

398
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,977
‎你為什麼不叫我帶你去看醫生？

399
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,020
‎什麼？

400
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,189
‎你為什麼問了麥可，而不問我？

401
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,612
‎我到時候的狀態會很糟
‎什麼都聽不進去

402
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:41,116
‎除非醫生25歲又裸著上身
‎否則你也會什麼都聽不進去

403
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,951
‎因為你會忙著看G達

404
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,911
‎-不是這樣的
‎-抱歉

405
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,121
‎我太失禮了

406
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,832
‎聽說你改用Tinder了

407
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,669
‎你真的認為我是這種人嗎？

408
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,964
‎認為我是個…

409
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,966
‎膚淺的自戀狂？

410
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,260
‎我沒那麼說

411
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,345
‎沒那麼直白

412
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:04,472
‎親愛的

413
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,350
‎你知道我愛你

414
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,311
‎但你就是這樣的人

415
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:13,606
‎你的一大特質就是你至少很坦蕩

416
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,779
‎-我想陪你去看醫生
‎-比利，你為什麼突然這樣？

417
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:20,697
‎懷特呢？

418
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,577
‎我愛你，史丹利

419
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,539
‎無論發生什麼事，我都會陪著你

420
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:37,005
‎為什麼我突然覺得是我在安慰你？

421
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,932
‎盡情搖擺！什麼！

422
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,605
‎看看是誰來了！
‎你知道這裡是舞池吧？

423
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,357
‎知道啊，我可以加入嗎？

424
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,401
‎大家讓一讓！
‎華爾街菁英要盡情搖擺了！

425
00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,361
‎上啊，寶貝！

426
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:03,031
‎-看看這畫面！我大開眼界！
‎-什麼？

427
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,492
‎通常你都在旁邊，不下場跳舞的

428
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,911
‎突然之間
‎你卻想參加《舞林爭霸》了？

429
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,331
‎怎麼回事？也對，你瘦了75公斤

430
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,920
‎沒有啦，我只是想跟你們大家在一起

431
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:17,921
‎真感人

432
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,048
‎記得跟我的表親菲利浦跳一支舞

433
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,133
‎他超喜歡你

434
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,264
‎是我們的定情曲，寶貝！

435
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,642
‎新婚快樂！

436
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,493
‎你幹嘛跟我跳舞？
‎菲利浦表親超哈你的

437
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,120
‎他確實把電話號碼給我了

438
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:54,332
‎我在紐瓦克的好鞋登場鞋店
‎買任何產品都可以打九折

439
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,834
‎所以還不算太糟

440
00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,462
‎天啊

441
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,216
‎看來我們成了眾人的熱議話題

442
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,259
‎是啊

443
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,637
‎接下來的五分鐘
‎我們會是大家無聊人生中

444
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,139
‎轉移注意力的最好話題

445
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,307
‎好好享受眾所矚目的時刻吧

446
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:15,478
‎-你化妝了嗎？
‎-沒有！

447
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,940
‎-什麼？
‎-好吧

448
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:23,319
‎我可能有化妝吧
‎想要遮掩我臉上一點點小傷

449
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:27,407
‎這樣我再度見到你和你的新男友時
‎氣色看起來會比較好

450
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,286
‎幸好我不必見到你的新男友

451
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:32,871
‎雖然跟克雷格鬧了點誤會

452
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:33,997
‎你看起來很好

453
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:37,750
‎我的新男友會很嫉妒的

454
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,798
‎如果你真的想要
‎你可以買走我那半公寓

455
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,221
‎我真的想，謝謝你

456
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,058
‎你看起來真的很好

457
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,310
‎你知道嗎？感覺變了

458
00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:57,520
‎我不是說你之前看起來不好啦…

459
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:58,771
‎-沒關係，我知道
‎-好

460
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,357
‎我想我是有點不同了

461
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,693
‎我怎麼可能一樣呢？

462
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:06,571
‎也對

463
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:08,948
‎沒錯

464
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,995
‎我要去跟大家道別，然後離開了

465
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,707
‎謝謝你這次提早告訴我，你要離開了

466
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:19,250
‎好的

467
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:22,837
‎很高興見到你，麥可，真的

468
00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:23,963
‎-我也是
‎-好的

469
00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:29,177
‎你好香，你總是聞起來很香

470
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,932
‎-你保重，帥哥
‎-你也是，超帥哥

471
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,701
‎他來了

472
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,916
‎剛才那支舞是怎麼回事？

473
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,461
‎-那真是太瘋狂了
‎-你們要復合嗎？

474
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,547
‎當然沒有，你瘋了嗎？

475
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:08,508
‎很高興看到你們兩人共舞

476
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,386
‎是很不錯，我們應該真的還能做朋友

477
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,221
‎不是現在，但總有一天可以

478
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,681
‎真的嗎？怎麼回事？

479
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:15,932
‎我也不知道

480
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,268
‎我只是好像沒以前那麼痛苦了

481
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:21,688
‎感覺我好像總算不傷心了

482
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:22,939
‎那公寓呢？

483
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:24,649
‎他說我可以繼續住

484
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:25,984
‎你嚐過蛋糕了嗎？

485
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:29,529
‎-沒有麩質，真是的！
‎-吃起來像抹了糖霜的雞肉

486
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:32,782
‎-星期一幾點看醫生？
‎-中午，比利也要去

487
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,451
‎真的嗎？好喔，懷特人呢？

488
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,371
‎我可能搞砸了

489
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:41,749
‎我贏了，願賭服輸快付錢

490
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,918
‎-你們居然在打賭？
‎-我當然要打賭

491
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:45,837
‎-等等，我喜歡懷特耶！
‎-我就說吧

492
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,756
‎-大家都喜歡懷特
‎-所以他怎麼不在這裡？

493
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,177
‎因為有人不知道該怎麼好好對待男人

494
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:17,535
‎（聯絡人）

495
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,370
‎（丹尼韋佛）

496
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,874
‎（刪除聯絡人，取消）

497
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,920
‎（男性乳癌生存率）

498
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,839
‎（男性乳癌存活率）

499
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,402
‎（9點27分）

500
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:52,987
‎抱歉，司機先生

501
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:55,615
‎可以開回市區嗎？

502
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:57,700
‎我想去樂快食法式餐館

503
00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,247
‎（樂快食法式餐館）

504
00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:04,749
‎謝謝

505
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:26,229
‎天啊

506
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:53,047
‎天啊！你嚇死我了！

507
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,675
‎你在這裡做什麼？

508
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:57,385
‎我覺得…

509
00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:00,888
‎我覺得我好像做錯了

510
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:59,280
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