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It was on the fifth anniversary of their
father's death that the two siblings

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gathered around his headstone to
pay their respects.

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The boy was Adam, also known as Hippo.

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The girl was known as Buttercup.

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It's sad.

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You spend your whole life trying
to find something,

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but wind up under the dirt.

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The dark and dirty dirt.

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The dirt is dirty, yes.

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And dark as a magician's sleeve.

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But it is calm down there,
below the battlefield.

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You see, Buttercup is not
Hippo's real sister.

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Buttercup was adopted at
the age of seven.

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She was actually born Boglárka
in her native Hungary.

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And then later became Buttercup.

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A cute name, which she hated,

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but was in fact the literal
Hungarian definition of Boglárka.

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She is now seventeen.

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Their mother is a peculiar
woman named Ethel.

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Here we see her preparing a
sheet of brownies for her son.

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She knows Buttercup hates brownies.

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Or any sweets, ever since her Hungarian
father body-shamed her for eating

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a whole pint of ice cream for dessert
at their last Christmas feast together.

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Calling her fat was the final
thing he said to her before

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dying of a heart attack.

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Hippo on the other hand loves sugar.

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No.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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No.

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See, Hippo worships two things
in life: video games

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and his mother's cooking.

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His current fixation is a particular
game on the Nintendo 64 system called

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"Body Harvest,"

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published by Midway Games and
Gremlin Interactive in 1998.

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No.

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No.

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Fuck!

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Mom!

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A terrible accident happened.

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It's so terrible. Please come.

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Later that evening.

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Mom!

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His stepsister is soaking in her
midnight tub listening to Chopin

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or Debussy. Or Liszt.

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Due to her Eastern
Catholic upbringing,

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Buttercup has never had sex,

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nor does she fully know what
sexual pleasure is.

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Could it be as divine as
La Campanella?

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Or Liebesträume?

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She wonders...

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When Hippo is not playing games,

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he's on the World Wide Web
trying to learn about the planet.

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His access, however, is limited,

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as his mother installed one of
the web's leading pornography blockers

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onto his system.

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When Hippo's multimedia
session comes to an end,

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usually around sunrise,

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he gets snug under his comforter

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and cuddles up against his
plush stuffed Hippo.

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Which he proceeds to masturbate
against furiously, until climax.

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He doesn't know what masturbation is or
even what is coming out of his body,

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but it feels good.

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Such perverse ongoings occur under
the nose of the mother who has had sex

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so many times that she's been fatigued
just by the very thought of it.

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Post-menopause,

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she now gets off on seeing her
son grow into a big strong man,

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or until his shape resembles
that of her deceased husband.

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You see, their mother adored
the man she married

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and their numerous shared experiences.

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Vacations to the beach, the
birth of the son, and of course,

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the UFO sighting on the side of
Interstate 83 in 1991.

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[Indistinct Shouting]

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I'm calling the police,
give me the phone.

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As homeschooled students,

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neither Buttercup nor Hippo ever had
much interaction outside of one another.

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For Buttercup, who also didn't partake
in video games or the Internet,

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this meant her life had been
primarily composed of:

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herself,

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her nuclear family,

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and Jesus Christ.

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To her great dismay in all
her time on Earth,

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Buttercup has never been able to
hold on to a patriarchal figure.

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It's as though as soon as she
finds a comforting masculine arm,

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God rips it from her.

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Why must he be so cruel, she thinks?

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What does it taste like?

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It's the worst cup of milk I've
ever had in my entire life.

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You seem to enjoy it.

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Purely out of nutritional need.

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Without it, my bones return to dust.

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Osteoporosis waits for no man.

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One day I will also make milk.

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Going to my room. Bye. Enough
Vitamin D for the day.

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Buttercup says a nightly prayer
in her native tongue.

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But this time she adds a bit,
in English,

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to show the Lord she is truly
making an effort.

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Dear Father,

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please.

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Release my urges and-

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and give me a child.

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She realized the futility
of her statement.

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A child is not born without
first playing the game of sex.

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Her urges were in fact a
necessary evil.

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An itch that only a male
counterpart could scratch.

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Surely her two previous fathers

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couldn't have been the only
ones to impregnate

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virtuously.

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Surely, at least Hippo is
feeling much the same?

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Oh no, she realized.

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She absolutely wanted to
fuck her brother.

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And not just a casual fucking, no.

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Her urges were rooted in the
deep familial bond itself.

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She wanted to fuck her brother
and bear his child.

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Her child.

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Perhaps then she could feel some
type of closeness of which

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she had not felt since her
native Hungary.

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A closeness that transcends herself.

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A divine closeness between

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Creator and created.

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Mother replaced the television
with Panasonic's latest model.

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A major upgrade from the previous set.

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The new image quality lit
Hippo's soul on fire.

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He never knew body harvest
could look this good.

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This grand.

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On most nights, Ethel will make the
kids sandwiches and other simple foods.

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But on Sunday evenings, the
mother prepares a family meal.

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Yeah.

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Their father used to prepare,
but now she does.

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The mother hen.

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No one's gonna believe me, but I know.

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There we go, honey.

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Buttercup.

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When do you think World War
III is gonna happen?

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Mom?

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Well, it's hard to say, dear.

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I'm asking for your best guess.

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Do you think it might be
in my lifetime?

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I suppose it could.

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That's what I feared. Okay.

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I need a gun

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Hippo.

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Why does this mean you need a gun?

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It's a funny question coming
from a Hitler youth like you.

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My parents were Hungarian.

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Okay then I'm pretty sure they
started World War I.

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Can't have another Franz
Ferdinand situation. I won't allow it.

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Are you wanting to join the military?
They will give you many guns.

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No, the military's for betas.

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I'm not gonna spend my life
getting berated

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by some buff hothead in the
dunes of Argentina.

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You mean Afghanistan?

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Stop it. Stop it. Now.

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I don't care if it's Afghanistan.

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Buff hotheads are everywhere.

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Look, I-I don't want you to join
the army. It's not safe.

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Yes. And I just said I'm not.

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How do you like the new TV?

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Don't change the subject,
Mother. I'd like a gun.

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I'd like one soon.

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So I can protect us.

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Protect our family.

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Hippo. That is so sweet. I just-

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I don't know if you're eligible
in our county until you're twenty-one.

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So you buy it and I'll learn with it.

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Mommy can't do that, sweetie.

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'Cause of my stint in the
hospital, they won't allow it.

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What about a crossbow?

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Please, Mother. For my birthday.

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Well I will think about it, but how
about something fun also like a game?

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I was thinking a camera so I
could document my progress.

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Plus, um,

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multimedia is a rapidly growing field

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I'd love to maybe forge a
career in one day.

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Oh, that's great, honey.

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Please pass the Grey Poupon.

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Hippo.

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Oh.

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Jesus, motherfucking Christ.
What the hell is in that?

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Um, mustard seed, salt, vinegar.

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I hate mustard.

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Well, mustard is the grownup ketchup.

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Mustard and ketchup are not the
same. One is yellow, one is red.

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I hate the yellow one.

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You're right.

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We're gonna do ketchup next time.

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Ketchup.

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Oh.

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My mistake.

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As the granddaughter of a
Hungarian medic in World War II,

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Buttercup always had a natural
resourcefulness about her.

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A child was not going to simply
appear on her chest.

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She had heard from her brother
of a website called Craigslist,

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where anyone can post anything
or service for sale,

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including human capital.

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This intrigued her greatly and she began
to wonder about the site's complete

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list of male offerings.

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Of course, she didn't have
computer of her own,

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but her brother had one that
was top-of-the-line.

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Body Harvest time.

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He'll be down there for at
least four hours.

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A paltry list of potential sperm.

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Genetic duds.

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Maybe this one?

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Hello, my name is Emmanuel

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and I am your sub.

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My dick is in love with pain.

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You can step on me.

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Use weapons of your choice.

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I don't care.

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I want to be your slave.

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How does one spot a fertile being?

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Looking for someone to
call my paradise.

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Preferably younger than me.

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But I do appreciate a good
cougar now and then, too.

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I would love to get to know you
and treat you right.

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Not many scents throw Hippo off, but

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lavender is not one he is
too familiar with.

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What are you doing here?

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I had a bad dream.

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Sorry to hear that.

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Would you like to sleep in
my bed with me?

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Mm-hmm.

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Buttercup couldn't get a
read on her brother.

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Why would he invite her into his bed

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if he wasn't going to
reciprocate her urges?

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What was wrong with him?

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Surely he was just as desperate
for physical attention

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and was keenly aware they
weren't blood related.

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Surely his sexual wounds were
deep and infected, too.

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Throbbing for attention. Injured
from a broken childhood.

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The Craigslist encounter
couldn't come soon enough.

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Breakfast has many purposes
in this household.

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For some it is nourishment.

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For others, it is a chilling daily reminder
of a decade-old extraterrestrial sighting

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and the craft which they arrived in

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before burrowing deep into
her husband's brain

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and propping him up as
their ragdoll puppet

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who could deny the truth to
make her seem insane.

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A series of events which
definitely occurred.

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Didn't they?

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Mother.

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Food.

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Oh, of course.

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Jesus.

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Some peas for my boy, my prince.

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And for my Buttercup.

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Did everybody sleep well?

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Hippo?

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Hmm.

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Do you think it will be alright
if I went on a date?

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A-a date?

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Yeah. With a guy?

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Who is this guy?

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00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,725
Well, I don't know his name. I
met him on the Internet.

257
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,100
The Internet...

258
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,727
Oh.

259
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,024
Is it safe to meet people
on the Internet?

260
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:37,862
Yeah, I think so. He has a place
in Altoona. Says I can come over.

261
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,530
Okay. Buttercup, sweetheart.

262
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:44,202
I think it would be better if
you had your date here with us.

263
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,036
At home.

264
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,581
With our family where it's warm
and cozy and-right here.

265
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,417
We don't really need to go anywhere.

266
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,296
Yeah. Okay.

267
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,466
I could invite him for dinner.

268
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,385
Oh, that would be so fantastic.

269
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,721
We'll have a fourth head at
our family meal.

270
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:07,517
Just like we used to,
like old times. Oh.

271
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,478
How about you Hippo?

272
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,397
You could get a date.

273
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,440
You ask out a pretty girl.

274
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,026
I'm not gonna ask someone
out on a date.

275
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,187
Do you want me to get killed?

276
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:22,782
And raped or sold for skin
and organs and-

277
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:24,867
parts.

278
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,871
You can invite a date. Go into
the town, ask a lovely girl out.

279
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,582
You know, they love to hang out
at the community pool.

280
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,918
Those are skanks and whores, Mother.

281
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,837
Seen those tiny bikinis they wear?

282
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:39,382
So find a shy girl sitting on a
bench, reading a book.

283
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,885
Those who hang out on the
benches are pedophiles, Mother.

284
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,637
Molesters.

285
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,639
Oh, they're not all like that.

286
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,934
I mean, it would be great for
you to socialize.

287
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,936
Even if it is with a pedophile.

288
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,938
I mean, they're probably lonely.

289
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,398
The most lonely of all.

290
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,317
All they want is friend.

291
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:58,401
Right?

292
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,278
Friends. Friends are everything.

293
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,030
Oh, this is so exciting.

294
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,324
Okay, so more breakfast, more-

295
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,409
I can do different kind of eggs.
We can-

296
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,453
I'm sure we have more ketchup since-

297
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:09,985
I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

298
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:29,057
Hippo, like Buttercup, has never had a
consistent male role model in his life.

299
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,559
Instead, over the years,

300
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,063
he looked up to digital characters
in the video games he played.

301
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,148
Be it Donkey Kong,

302
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,440
Dracula,

303
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:39,649
Ganondorf.

304
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:47,200
There was something though about this
particular character that struck Hippo.

305
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:51,537
Although only a side character,

306
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,749
the man's presence was
profoundly impactful.

307
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,709
His dangerous handsomeness.

308
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,920
His perfect golden hair.

309
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,214
His effortless, debonair composure.

310
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:06,594
A steadfast man, without fears
and without flaws.

311
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:13,184
He will become a golden prince.

312
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:12,660
"Hungary and its neighbor
Austria were once united together..."

313
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,289
Has anyone seen the Hi-C?

314
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,541
We had two old packages left.

315
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,543
Where could it have gone?

316
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,086
Huh?

317
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,297
Has anyone seen the Hi-C?

318
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:25,840
Hippo, your hair!

319
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:27,591
Oh my gosh.

320
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:28,342
Oh my God.

321
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,386
Yes. This is really me.

322
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,973
You look like Brad Pitt From
"Thelma & Louise."

323
00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:37,477
No, I don't. I look like the
agent from Body Harvest.

324
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,436
Well, I love it.

325
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,562
Me too.

326
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:41,980
Cool it, okay?

327
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:43,231
Cool. That's what it is.

328
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,610
Shut your mouth I said!

329
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:48,571
Sorry, Hippo.

330
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:54,660
Of course Hippo didn't see
anything he was doing as comedic.

331
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,543
Fuck you.

332
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:08,883
He counted down the seven days
to his birthday by doing an increasingly

333
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:12,887
challenging physical or
psychological feat each day.

334
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:20,144
He thought of it as a birthday
present to himself.

335
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:23,648
In order to increase his
vitality and vigor.

336
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,869
Thank you. That's-that's
kind of you to say.

337
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,540
I mean it. You sound
absolutely gorgeous.

338
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,291
I bet your thighs are insane.

339
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,318
How old did you say you were again?

340
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:49,757
I'm seventeen. But if you are
not crossing the state lines,

341
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:51,592
it should be legal.

342
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,928
Of course, baby.
Anything for you.

343
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,138
I mean, love is love after all.

344
00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:58,975
So you are from this state?

345
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,227
Don't worry your pretty
little head, okay?

346
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,146
Now what kind of snacks do
you like to eat?

347
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,691
I don't know. I don't
eat so much.

348
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,066
Skinny type.

349
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:09,610
I don't mind much.

350
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,321
I just bought a whole carton of
Welch's Fruit Snacks.

351
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:13,905
Big box.

352
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:15,115
I'll bring a bunch.

353
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:16,366
Okay.

354
00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:18,631
Hey, you said your family's
gonna be there?

355
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:21,831
Yes. My stepmother and
my stepbrother.

356
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:24,500
Interesting. That should work.
I guess.

357
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,251
What should work?

358
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:27,586
The fucking.

359
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,004
L-O-L.

360
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:31,472
I mean, of course, if you're
not into that, I-

361
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,718
God, I-I hope you are.

362
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,428
Okay.

363
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,180
Bye now. See you on Sunday.

364
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:39,472
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

365
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,310
Call me daddy before you hang up?

366
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:44,394
Please. Just once.

367
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:47,231
My dads are both dead.
See you on Sunday.

368
00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:53,404
Hippo never had much of a
diverse wardrobe,

369
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:57,700
but he was feeling exceedingly
ill in his usual armor.

370
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:01,871
His Hawaiian shirts and
leisurewear were beginning to feel

371
00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:03,789
like child's play.

372
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:08,502
A man of war would never wear
such frivolous things.

373
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,591
What is this?

374
00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:16,344
This was different.

375
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,513
A rare remnant of his papa.

376
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,895
He has never been one for
formal wear, but-

377
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:29,940
the thought of the black suit
made his insides quiver.

378
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:34,070
The sheer power of it.

379
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,614
The masculinity.

380
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:42,078
When Hippo was five,

381
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:46,207
he accidentally ate a piece of
cake that had candle wax on it.

382
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,668
And he threw a massive fit,

383
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:53,172
biting his mother and refusing
to poop for nine days.

384
00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:57,301
Because of this, Hippo hates
when candles touch his cake,

385
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,722
though he still desires the feeling of
blowing out a candle on his birthday.

386
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,767
So his mother does this for him.

387
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,644
For her Boy.

388
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,563
Happy birthday to you.

389
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,816
Happy birthday to you.

390
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:15,194
Happy birthday, dear Hippo.

391
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,863
Happy birthday to you.

392
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,370
Yay.

393
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:25,662
Good job.

394
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:27,873
Okay.

395
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,542
Time for cake.

396
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,460
Obviously it's time for cake.

397
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,352
Why would you waste words
on saying that?

398
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,339
Well, honey, I'm trying to
be enthusiastic.

399
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,634
If I wanted a birthday clown, we
would have booked one.

400
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,177
Okay.

401
00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:42,262
Better stop.

402
00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,254
Did you know it was tradition
among noble warriors

403
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,381
to eat the heart of their first kill?

404
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,926
Oh, I did not know that. That is
very interesting, Hippo.

405
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,103
De-li-cious.

406
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,316
Why do you say it like that?

407
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:36,816
Like what?

408
00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:39,236
How you are pretending to like it.

409
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:41,530
Like a mother does with baby food

410
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,782
trying to convince her infant
that it tastes good.

411
00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:45,910
I already like the cake.

412
00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:47,620
You don't have to sell it to me.

413
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,472
You don't have to sell
everything to me.

414
00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,707
I'm a big man now.

415
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,209
I'm nineteen now.

416
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,252
In two years I'll be drinking legally.

417
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:56,796
You have to legally respect me.

418
00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,881
It says so in the constitution!

419
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,509
I do-I do respect you.

420
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:04,303
Everybody respects you. We
all respect you.

421
00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:07,097
Don't we? We all respect Hippo.
We respect you.

422
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,989
Buttercup doesn't pretend
to like a cake.

423
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,519
She hates cake and shows it.
Look at her.

424
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,550
Can't keep up with this bullshit.

425
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,735
You are a big man, honey. And
you know what, big man?

426
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:21,070
It's time for presents.

427
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,364
It's the worst birthday of my life.

428
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,616
So maybe eat up.

429
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,536
You have a lot more cake to go,
and then we'll do the presents.

430
00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:29,828
I'm eating up.

431
00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:31,956
Yeah. Okay. Just
whenever you're ready.

432
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,848
What does it fucking look
like I'm doing?

433
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,218
It's a crossbow.

434
00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:49,056
Oh my God, you got him the
crossbow Mother? Why?

435
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,348
Foolish question.

436
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,767
He really wanted it.

437
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,059
Thank you, Mother. Truly.

438
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,437
Don't need the crossbow. It's
too dangerous, Hippo.

439
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,648
Okay. Now, Hippo, that toy
is an outside toy.

440
00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:59,191
It's not a toy, it's a gun.

441
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:00,901
Outside. Let's play
with it outside.

442
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:01,777
Don't do that.

443
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,069
Please don't.

444
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:04,572
Hippo!

445
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:05,364
Be nice.

446
00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:07,700
Even though it's your birthday,
come on.

447
00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:09,993
Hippo! Why!?

448
00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,223
You can play with the balloons,
it's a great balloon toy.

449
00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:16,166
This is not a game mother.
This is not a game.

450
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:19,837
Look at you go, you're like
a military man.

451
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,505
I do feel safe now.

452
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,923
Much safer.

453
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,926
It's like you-I guess as you mature,

454
00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:29,805
all those masculine protective
instincts come out.

455
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,432
It's really beautiful.

456
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,684
I hope you find a man just
like your brother.

457
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,154
Oh wait, I've gotta get a
picture. I've just-

458
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,106
Buttercup had immense patience.

459
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:43,068
But even she can only take so
much of this for one night.

460
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:48,532
After all, her own birthdate was never
confirmed by Hungarian authorities.

461
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,452
So she's never celebrated
one for herself.

462
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:55,581
In this way, she's been a
spectator of celebrations

463
00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:59,043
for which pleasure occurs secondhand.

464
00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:03,505
She had to get out of there
and talk to someone.

465
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:30,366
But Buttercup couldn't focus.

466
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:34,870
What good is a savior that
couldn't save her, she thought.

467
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,836
She felt at peace while embracing him.

468
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,590
She felt the wood against her breast.

469
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,386
The hard wood.

470
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,889
The very hard wood.

471
00:33:08,946 --> 00:33:10,864
Is this how Mother Mary felt?

472
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:23,543
Okay! Okay, okay!

473
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,129
Okay, I surrender!

474
00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:26,796
Got you.

475
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:27,840
You surrender?

476
00:33:28,132 --> 00:33:30,259
Yes, you did get me.
I surrender.

477
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:31,551
Smart choice.

478
00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:34,805
I need to blow off some steam

479
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,181
Hippo.

480
00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:40,436
Have you ever gotten the talk?

481
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,813
What do you mean, about taxes?

482
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,942
No, the other talk. The talk
about, you know-

483
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,361
how you came to be here
on this planet.

484
00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:50,988
The act that brought you here.

485
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:51,488
Yeah.

486
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,699
You mean to say father raped you?

487
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:55,868
No, that was consensual, but-

488
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,663
but that's not the aspect that I
want to focus on right now.

489
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,624
I'd like to talk about the sex.

490
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:03,917
Sexual intercourse.

491
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,210
Buttercup!

492
00:34:07,171 --> 00:34:08,505
Buttercup, come on over honey.

493
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,383
Come join us, honey. Come on.
You too.

494
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,261
Can you pause the game?

495
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:18,849
Okay, so-

496
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:23,103
Buttercup, did they teach you
about sex in Hungary?

497
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:29,068
And your father never talked to
you guys about this while he was alive?

498
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:32,237
Father and I had a tenuous
relationship at best.

499
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:36,408
Neither of my fathers ever
told me anything.

500
00:34:37,451 --> 00:34:40,370
How did you call this? Uh, sex?

501
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,122
Yes. Sex.

502
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:46,168
So what do you think sex is?
Surely, you must know something.

503
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:49,546
Sex, uh...

504
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:52,508
When a man and a woman loves
each other so much-

505
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,593
It has nothing to do with love.

506
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,850
So when two people sleep
naked in the same bed,

507
00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:58,931
they don't even have to touch.
That's sex.

508
00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:01,576
Like the other night when me and
you were in my bed,

509
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,728
but just imagine if our clothes
had been off, that would've been sex.

510
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:09,149
It's an invisible frequency. You
can't see it or hear it or feel it.

511
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:13,403
But the sperm travels to the egg-
like a chicken egg with a hard shell.

512
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,280
And pierces the shell with its fangs.

513
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:17,252
And nine months later you
have a hatchling.

514
00:35:18,826 --> 00:35:20,661
Not exactly.

515
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,413
Okay, then. Since you're the sex
expert, please tell us.

516
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:24,997
Okay.

517
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,582
So.

518
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,210
In every boy's life,
there comes a time-

519
00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:30,222
this may have already
happened to you Hippo-

520
00:35:30,379 --> 00:35:33,715
and if it has, my deepest
apologies, honey, for-

521
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:36,093
the late-notice.

522
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:37,719
So...

523
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:42,182
There comes a time in every boy's life
when he wakes up in a puddle of goo

524
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:46,394
Goo?

525
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:46,854
Goo.

526
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:48,605
Very sticky. I might add-

527
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:49,897
Just a-like a-

528
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,108
a-a big gooey,

529
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,109
white

530
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,442
puddle.

531
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:54,735
Go on.

532
00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:57,364
All right. So this
puddle of goo,

533
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,199
this gooey experience-

534
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,118
means that the boy is now a man.

535
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:04,454
And when he puts that
inside of the woman,

536
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,499
we wait nine months-and
there's a baby.

537
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:10,878
This goo you speak of-

538
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:13,505
it is like a plasma?

539
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:18,468
A plasma or, or-you could say
watered down vanilla pudding.

540
00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:20,637
Does it have acidic qualities?

541
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:25,559
I'm sorry. Does, does your goo
have Hasidic qualities?

542
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:30,063
Acidic. Like, like-can it leave
people with burns, Mother?

543
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,149
Well, hopefully not.

544
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:37,654
So, a woman just has to
wait for a man?

545
00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:40,574
Yes. And if she doesn't want
the man inside her,

546
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,827
then she calls the police and
runs as fast as you can-

547
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:46,955
and scream at the top of your lungs.

548
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:50,459
Okay. And this is why-when your
mother used to go out,

549
00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:55,297
you know, more than just our own
yard, she used to carry pepper spray.

550
00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:57,048
Okay! So.

551
00:36:57,424 --> 00:37:00,177
Oh gosh. You know what? That's
my muffin timer. The muffins.

552
00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:03,472
The muffins are ready. Let me
just get you guys some muffins.

553
00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,015
Good job on the sex

554
00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:07,059
Mother's explanation of sex

555
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,519
left the two siblings know
closer to understanding

556
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,813
the complexities of their bodies.

557
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:15,025
In fact, it had quite the
opposite effect.

558
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:20,113
Buttercup was to put it
lightly flabbergasted.

559
00:37:20,781 --> 00:37:25,452
Hippo, meanwhile, was beginning
to cave to his lifelong suspicion that

560
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,455
he was a rare breed of alien species.

561
00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,792
More powerful than even the
aliens in body harvest.

562
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:35,295
And certainly more powerful
than any human.

563
00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:37,881
He had been slumbering until now.

564
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,258
But finally,

565
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:44,054
Hippo was beginning to wake up
to a supreme intergalactic godhood.

566
00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:47,140
A star dies every millisecond,

567
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:51,770
but only once in a millennia
does a deity rise up with the raging

568
00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:54,356
embers of a thousand
forgotten galaxies

569
00:37:54,648 --> 00:37:58,026
and a potent mega weapon
attached to his own hips.

570
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:01,905
Let us bear humble witness.

571
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:19,673
Mother also gifted Hippo a brand
new camcorder for his birthday.

572
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,845
This piece of technology lit a
fire inside his scrotum.

573
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,264
A fire like nothing before.

574
00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:29,016
I'm not a narcissist.

575
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:32,227
Just trying to see if
this thing works.

576
00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:37,774
Fuck you.

577
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:39,525
Bitch.

578
00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:41,736
True warrior.

579
00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:49,619
Now all this mayhem Hippo conceived of

580
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,039
will be forever cemented in history.

581
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,333
For future generations to view.

582
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,962
What is a God but a man
without limits?

583
00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:02,007
And what is a man

584
00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:04,801
but a creature

585
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:10,349
with a God-finger between his legs?

586
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,191
Even Gods make mistakes.

587
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:22,319
Bloood of the Lamb, blood
of the Lamb...

588
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,292
Buff hothead. Buff hothead.

589
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:38,918
Buff hothead.

590
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:48,553
Hippo envisioned the balloon as
his enemy's skulls.

591
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,430
All the buff hotheads.

592
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,141
His for the destroying.

593
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,566
You watch it.

594
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,559
How was it out there?

595
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:51,866
Invigorating.

596
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,076
Visceral.

597
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:57,497
Sexual.

598
00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:11,303
Sexual...

599
00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,313
Fuck me

600
00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:26,776
you pig bastard and give me
your pig child.

601
00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:33,074
You sick pig man and your milky goo.

602
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,522
Well hello there everybody.

603
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:07,776
You must be Buttercup.

604
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,569
I didn't, uh-

605
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:14,199
didn't realize your whole family
was gonna be like here, here.

606
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:17,285
I mean at the front door, I
mean. Not that it's, uh-

607
00:42:18,495 --> 00:42:20,330
Not that it's a problem of
course. I just, I-

608
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:24,918
I'm Darwin, by the way.

609
00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:25,919
Oh.

610
00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:27,796
Uh, that's a-a nice name.

611
00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:32,551
You must be her older sister?

612
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,888
You know how to charm
someone's mother.

613
00:42:37,931 --> 00:42:39,391
Um, do you wanna come in?

614
00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:40,767
Shall I take your coat?

615
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:44,020
No, that's okay. I, uh-I enjoy
it's warm embrace.

616
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:45,855
Oh-come in.

617
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,482
Bit nippy outside.

618
00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:15,677
This is a pretty nice house.

619
00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:17,595
Beautiful.

620
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:19,723
Except for the crown molding.

621
00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:26,771
Well, uh, you look very pretty,
Buttercup.

622
00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:29,356
Thank you.

623
00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:35,697
Is your father in the picture?

624
00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:40,118
I noticed he wasn't in
any photographs.

625
00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:42,828
Is he, uh-

626
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,121
Is he dead?

627
00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:45,832
Or did he run out on you guys?

628
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,376
No wait, wait wait-don't tell me.

629
00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:50,085
Let me guess.

630
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:55,634
Judging by the fact that
you can tie a tie,

631
00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:57,886
I'm going to say...

632
00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:00,012
Dead.

633
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,139
Did I get it?

634
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,435
All right, don't tell me.

635
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:08,271
Geez, I'm freaking starving.

636
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:11,316
Should just stopped by my
neighborhood Mickey D's on my way out.

637
00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:15,487
I assumed I'd see another one,
but there wasn't for like 200 miles.

638
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,405
There was a Wendy's, but-

639
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,115
I'm not a fucking idiot, you know.

640
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:22,660
Who's hungry?

641
00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,580
Speak of the devil.

642
00:44:27,457 --> 00:44:28,500
Yummy.

643
00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:30,919
Just in time.

644
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:33,797
Bon appétit, huh?

645
00:44:39,386 --> 00:44:40,386
My Buttercup.

646
00:44:40,637 --> 00:44:41,179
Yeah.

647
00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:43,765
Right on-home cooked meal.

648
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:46,308
Yay.

649
00:44:47,936 --> 00:44:50,271
So-would you care for some wine?

650
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:52,003
Oh. No, no. That's okay,
that's okay.

651
00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:53,232
I, uh-

652
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:54,441
I can't drink wine.

653
00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:56,361
Uh, funny story actually.

654
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:57,904
Every time I drink wine,

655
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,199
I have these terrible night
terrors about snakes.

656
00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:01,991
You do?

657
00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:03,326
It's weird-creepy.

658
00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:08,331
Oh my God.

659
00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:09,623
This is so good.

660
00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:10,958
Thank you.

661
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,042
Just a little something.

662
00:45:12,127 --> 00:45:13,127
This is so good.

663
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:18,675
This tastes just like something
that my old nanny used to make.

664
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:22,095
She had to go back to her home
country of El Salvador.

665
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:23,972
So exotic.

666
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:29,436
Not that it matters, but her,
uh, brother was arrested for pedophilia.

667
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:31,896
Didn't run in the family though.

668
00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:33,231
Unfortunately.

669
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,943
Because she-she never touched us.

670
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,028
So, but-she was very beautiful.

671
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,199
And I was 12. It was like my first,
you know, interaction with a woman.

672
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,368
So, I remember she used to come and-

673
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,912
in the morning when she would
pour my orange juice, her-

674
00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:50,749
bosoms would touch my back and-

675
00:45:54,002 --> 00:45:55,002
I loved her.

676
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:58,047
Anyways.

677
00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:01,342
Look at me just, uh, gabbing up
a storm here, huh?

678
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,094
Very entertaining though.

679
00:46:03,845 --> 00:46:05,054
What game you playing there?

680
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:08,682
Hippo?

681
00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:10,101
Hey.

682
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,560
Buddy.

683
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,939
What game are you playing?

684
00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:21,988
Video games, huh?

685
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,280
It's such an escape.

686
00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:25,575
We lose our kids-but I think
it's educational.

687
00:46:25,867 --> 00:46:26,868
Yeah, sure.

688
00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:28,721
Well, I mean, when I was younger

689
00:46:28,745 --> 00:46:30,622
I used to play video games
for hours on end.

690
00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:32,916
I must have wasted years of my life.

691
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,418
I could've been a doctor,
a pharmacist.

692
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:37,879
But-what are you now?

693
00:46:38,755 --> 00:46:39,755
You know, I-

694
00:46:41,925 --> 00:46:44,886
I still haven't found that
right job, you know?

695
00:46:45,178 --> 00:46:45,595
But, um-

696
00:46:46,179 --> 00:46:47,806
So I'm sort of in between right now.

697
00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:50,183
I pick up work for, uh-

698
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,560
for, for-for somebody...

699
00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:54,145
That's good.

700
00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:55,021
That sounds good.

701
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:56,313
Yeah, I work.

702
00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:57,856
Odd jobs here and there.

703
00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:58,608
Good work ethic.

704
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,610
Handy man-you know.

705
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:04,072
Oh my goodness. You could-we
could use you around here.

706
00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:04,906
So many things.

707
00:47:05,198 --> 00:47:05,907
Let me know.

708
00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:07,199
Write me a list.

709
00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:08,451
I will write you a list.

710
00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:11,704
It's not an escape, you
absolute fool of a person.

711
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:16,209
If anything, this dinner is an
escape, and a pathetic one at that.

712
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,379
It's an entire universe
behind this screen.

713
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:21,005
It's essentially scripture.

714
00:47:21,548 --> 00:47:22,590
That's okay, though.

715
00:47:22,882 --> 00:47:25,927
Your feeble mind makes it
impossible for you to fathom such

716
00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:28,221
porcelain, angelic realities.

717
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,433
This one, huh?

718
00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:35,478
He's a riot.

719
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,981
You know you should do standup.

720
00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:39,439
Well.

721
00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:40,900
He gets it from me.

722
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,192
Does he now?

723
00:47:42,819 --> 00:47:45,697
He's really the next Jerry
Seinfeld. Or Spielberg.

724
00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:47,489
You know what he does?

725
00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:51,536
I got him a camera for his
birthday and he makes tapes.

726
00:47:51,828 --> 00:47:52,912
And they're amazing.

727
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,581
And you need to see them.

728
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:56,457
Wait, we should watch-

729
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,208
Okay, gang.

730
00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:01,045
We're gonna do home movie night.

731
00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:02,589
Tonight.

732
00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:04,507
I love that idea.

733
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,885
I love that. I love home movies.

734
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:07,844
No, no, seriously.

735
00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:12,223
Some of my favorite movies are
made by my brother's son.

736
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:13,599
He's six.

737
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:18,146
His autism makes for such
a-creative mind.

738
00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:20,273
You should ask me.

739
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,822
You should ask me if it's
okay to show my work.

740
00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:34,746
May you show your work?

741
00:48:37,123 --> 00:48:38,750
Yes. It will be your pleasure.

742
00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:44,172
Boy.

743
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,715
You sure can drink. Huh?

744
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:47,591
Well.

745
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:48,635
This bottle.

746
00:48:48,927 --> 00:48:49,927
This bottle of wine.

747
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:52,305
I was saving it for a
special occasion.

748
00:48:52,889 --> 00:48:55,975
And I think, uh, tonight
is the occasion.

749
00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:01,481
You're something else.

750
00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:08,237
You are a Firebird
amongst moonlit trees.

751
00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,174
Feels good to laugh.

752
00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:30,760
Just enjoy your pasta and shut up.

753
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,386
Hippo.

754
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:37,183
Judging by the wrinkles in this man's
brow, he should have multiplied by now.

755
00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:41,896
His growth has been clearly stunted by
some terrible developmental disorder.

756
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:44,816
Enough with the mean
words please, Hippo.

757
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,777
Besides these two are just friends.

758
00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:49,779
They're just friends.

759
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:52,156
This is a friend date.

760
00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:53,866
Yeah, precisely.

761
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:55,659
A play date.

762
00:49:57,161 --> 00:49:58,913
You can't get more harmless than that.

763
00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:01,206
A play date.

764
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:12,050
Almost there.

765
00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:17,056
Where's the popcorn, huh?

766
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:21,477
Hey I'd like to order a jumbo
popcorn with cheddar on it.

767
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:22,769
And garlic.

768
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,399
Do you, uh, do you like popcorn,
Buttercup?

769
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:28,901
What is a popcorn?

770
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,821
It's so cute. What is a popcorn?

771
00:50:32,113 --> 00:50:32,655
Quiet.

772
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:35,908
You are about to witness manmade
horrors beyond your comprehension.

773
00:50:36,993 --> 00:50:37,993
This is it.

774
00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:46,210
You must all know the
terror that I possess.

775
00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:51,799
It is a fearful thing to fall
into the hands of the living God.

776
00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:56,387
What is God capable of?

777
00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,097
I'm gonna show you.

778
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:31,449
Wow. Uh, I don't know
what to say.

779
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,176
I don't know what to say.

780
00:51:35,468 --> 00:51:35,968
Course you don't.

781
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,054
Like I said, it's beyond
your comprehension.

782
00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:42,516
Hippo.

783
00:51:43,518 --> 00:51:43,893
I'm-

784
00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:45,812
Impressed, I know.

785
00:51:46,104 --> 00:51:47,146
It's a lot to take in.

786
00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:51,150
Oh, of course I'm impressed,
honey. But I was gonna say,

787
00:51:52,485 --> 00:51:54,028
I'm worried about you.

788
00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:56,364
When was the last time
you saw Dr. L?

789
00:51:56,656 --> 00:51:58,074
Why are you worried about me?

790
00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:01,206
You and Dr. L should be worried about
being ill-prepared for the terror

791
00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:03,955
that's leaking into the average
everyday American neighborhood.

792
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:07,625
The doom that will surely befall
planet Earth in 2048.

793
00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:11,629
You know he actually has a point.

794
00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,924
I mean, American society as a
whole is crumbling.

795
00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:16,384
You know, this is all
just a little much.

796
00:52:16,926 --> 00:52:20,054
Maybe you should go home, Darvin.

797
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:21,346
No, no, no, no.

798
00:52:21,556 --> 00:52:23,474
Please, please don't overreact.

799
00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:26,978
Hippo-Hippo is just playing a game.

800
00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:29,772
In a way, yes. War is a game.

801
00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:32,150
Don't be fooled by
simulation theory, however.

802
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:33,943
If only that were the case.

803
00:52:34,235 --> 00:52:37,488
We could rest easy knowing that the only
harm to us is delivered via motherboard.

804
00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:44,102
Well, how are you doing, Buttercup?

805
00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:47,206
Did you enjoy your brother's movie?

806
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:49,333
Yes. Sure.

807
00:52:49,876 --> 00:52:52,461
Uh, I think it was, it was funny.

808
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:54,504
Do you, uh-

809
00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:56,883
Do you want me to get
the fruit snacks?

810
00:52:58,217 --> 00:52:59,802
I brought the big box.

811
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:01,304
I'm not hungry.

812
00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:03,263
Alright.

813
00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:04,890
Suit yourself.

814
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:07,809
Hey miss.

815
00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:10,270
Hey miss!

816
00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:11,855
You there?

817
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:14,357
She's out cold.

818
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:18,487
She handles liquor very poorly.
It makes her narcoleptic.

819
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,280
Narcoleptic.

820
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:21,781
That's a big word.

821
00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:23,553
You don't know what narcoleptic means?

822
00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:25,703
Did your brain stop aging
when you were six?

823
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,163
What a stupid old man.

824
00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:34,587
Do you want to go to the bathroom?

825
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:37,465
You seem-you seem like very tappy.

826
00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:39,507
Tappy?

827
00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:40,592
Oh, tappy.

828
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:41,968
That's so cute.

829
00:53:42,178 --> 00:53:43,763
Uh, no, no, no.

830
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:45,389
I'm okay. I guess I'm, uh-

831
00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:48,309
I'm just excited, I guess.

832
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,060
Excited for what?

833
00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:51,354
Are you gonna sex my sister?

834
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,857
I, I mean, I don't, that's just-

835
00:53:55,650 --> 00:53:59,320
I mean I guess that's something that
could be on the radar for the night, huh?

836
00:53:59,946 --> 00:54:01,030
You shouldn't do that.

837
00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:06,160
Well, I wasn't planning on
doing anything.

838
00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,579
But uh, your sister-

839
00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:10,289
She's a grown woman.

840
00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:14,669
And uh, actually in the eyes of
Pennsylvania state law,

841
00:54:14,961 --> 00:54:16,045
she's an adult, even.

842
00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,339
You know, age of consent.

843
00:54:18,631 --> 00:54:19,631
Sixteen.

844
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,175
Well she's seventeen.

845
00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:25,304
So that means she's actually old
even, technically.

846
00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:27,306
You old hag, you.

847
00:54:32,687 --> 00:54:34,272
So what do you say, huh Buttercup?

848
00:54:35,273 --> 00:54:36,513
You want to go up to your room?

849
00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:38,693
Sure, sure.

850
00:54:41,362 --> 00:54:44,323
I guess me and Darwin
going to my room.

851
00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:46,324
You hear that?

852
00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:47,785
Going to her bedroom.

853
00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:50,121
Okay great, I will come.

854
00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:52,657
You want him to come with us?

855
00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:55,167
Yes. Is it okay?

856
00:54:57,378 --> 00:54:58,378
Yeah.

857
00:54:58,587 --> 00:54:59,672
It's fine with me.

858
00:55:00,715 --> 00:55:01,715
Okay.

859
00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:17,523
You're so close, dude.

860
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:18,815
This is my home.

861
00:55:30,286 --> 00:55:31,286
Okay.

862
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:36,167
So what are you guys, like
siblings who fuck each other?

863
00:55:38,878 --> 00:55:40,421
I was an only child, so.

864
00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:42,339
Lucky.

865
00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:44,924
So, uh-

866
00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:46,260
Should we get started?

867
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,179
You know, should we play uh-

868
00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:51,390
play some music or anything to
get you in the mood?

869
00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:56,604
I-I have some, uh, CDs and records.

870
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:01,067
Do you-do you like Béla Bartók?

871
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:03,568
Yeah.

872
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,297
Okay.

873
00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:26,050
Okay, yeah.

874
00:56:26,342 --> 00:56:29,011
Elegant, sexy. Yeah.

875
00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:31,263
It's interesting, it's interesting.

876
00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,099
I like it, I like it.

877
00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:38,687
Just, um, what if we, uh-what if we
put on something a little more sexual?

878
00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,023
More-more sexual?

879
00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:43,442
Is it not enough?

880
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:46,278
No, no. It is, it is, it is.
I was just-

881
00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:48,864
Hey look, there's something
actually I thought

882
00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:51,325
I made that you might like, it's, uh-

883
00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:55,037
I keep it on me at all times.

884
00:56:55,955 --> 00:56:56,955
Do you mind?

885
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,292
Okay.

886
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:02,253
Put that on.

887
00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:03,545
Great.

888
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:05,923
Just take this off.

889
00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:07,257
Move a little bit.

890
00:57:12,221 --> 00:57:14,849
Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
You see, you see.

891
00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:17,435
Now this, now this.

892
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,103
This is for sex.

893
00:57:19,979 --> 00:57:21,522
Yeah, oh yeah.

894
00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:24,608
Now normally I reserve this for
finger banging, but I, uh-

895
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,902
figure we could just
get started. Huh?

896
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,194
Get on down to it.

897
00:57:28,446 --> 00:57:29,446
What do you say?

898
00:57:30,281 --> 00:57:31,615
All right. Yeah.

899
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:37,246
Is your brother gonna be watching us
or does he want to join?

900
00:57:37,538 --> 00:57:38,538
I don't mind.

901
00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:40,374
We can kiss at the Eiffel Tower.

902
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,170
I think he prefers to standing there.

903
00:58:03,314 --> 00:58:04,440
Is he, um-

904
00:58:05,608 --> 00:58:06,942
Is he okay?

905
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:09,487
Because I don't like the way
that he's looking at me.

906
00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:11,405
Hey, hey, buddy.

907
00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:13,467
I don't like the way that
you're looking at me.

908
00:58:13,491 --> 00:58:15,618
Do you mind like turning your
face or something?

909
00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:20,956
Fuck it. Carpe diem.

910
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,834
Here we go, baby.

911
00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:36,095
Let's do this.

912
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:39,975
Alright. Come on. Come on. Lay
back. Look sexy for me.

913
00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:41,267
Get sexy for me.

914
00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:43,479
Yeah. Get sexy for me.
That's right.

915
00:58:43,771 --> 00:58:45,689
That's right. Lay back for me.

916
00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:47,316
Get sexy for me.

917
00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:49,443
Oh yeah, Buttercup.

918
00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:51,737
You like my body? Huh?

919
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,280
That's right.

920
00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:55,824
Put your hand above your head.

921
00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:57,910
Oh, you know I like that.

922
00:58:58,202 --> 00:58:59,202
Jesus.

923
00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:00,829
Oh, wow.

924
00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:05,125
I'm coming for you, Buttercup.

925
00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:08,753
Whoa.

926
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:10,798
Whoa dude, what the fuck?
Are you filming?

927
00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:12,090
Are you filming this?

928
00:59:12,258 --> 00:59:13,801
No, don't shout, please.

929
00:59:14,093 --> 00:59:16,013
No. What if someone sees this?
I could get fired.

930
00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:17,304
I could go to jail.

931
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:18,222
Hey, you.

932
00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:20,891
Fuckhead. Quit fucking
filming me. Now!

933
00:59:21,642 --> 00:59:23,894
Get the fuck outta here right now!

934
00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:29,817
Jesus! What an idiot.

935
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:33,821
You know-

936
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:35,678
if your brother's gonna creep on you

937
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,186
he should at least make it like-

938
00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:39,577
I don't know, mutually beneficial.

939
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:44,747
I'm sorry.

940
00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,165
Where were we?

941
00:59:47,543 --> 00:59:48,543
I don't know.

942
00:59:49,003 --> 00:59:52,298
Hey. No, no, no, no, no.
It's okay. It's okay.

943
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:55,884
Look, the bad man is gone now.
We don't need him.

944
00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:57,886
I don't know what I want.

945
00:59:58,262 --> 01:00:01,557
Hey. Why do you look so sad?

946
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:05,185
We're about to have sex. You
should be happy!

947
01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:07,896
You're safe now.

948
01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:11,233
It's better. Just us two.

949
01:00:24,330 --> 01:00:25,330
Hippo.

950
01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:26,790
I saved your life.

951
01:00:27,082 --> 01:00:28,834
He was gonna put his acids in you.

952
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:32,063
Probably would've impregnated you
and forced you to live with him forever,

953
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,647
before killing you and
eating the child.

954
01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:35,924
But what we do with him?

955
01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:37,342
Bury him.

956
01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:38,468
In the backyard.

957
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:39,261
Next to dad.

958
01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:42,640
Hippo, this is crazy. Won't
we get in trouble?

959
01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:45,351
I searched on Netscape. He's a
known sex offender.

960
01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:47,019
Self-defense will cover it.

961
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:50,731
Furthermore, I can take on an
entire SWAT team if need be.

962
01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:53,734
You're welcome.

963
01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:57,236
Anyways.

964
01:00:57,446 --> 01:01:00,074
See you at 6 AM for some shoveling.

965
01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:09,750
What if someone comes looking for him?

966
01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:11,417
They won't.

967
01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:14,630
An underdeveloped human like this
never has anyone looking after them.

968
01:01:15,297 --> 01:01:17,591
He'll go out of this world the
same way he came in.

969
01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:20,719
Forgotten and covered in
his paternal goo.

970
01:01:28,644 --> 01:01:29,644
Mom.

971
01:01:31,814 --> 01:01:32,814
Mom.

972
01:01:35,984 --> 01:01:36,985
Mom.

973
01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:40,614
Mom.

974
01:01:42,783 --> 01:01:43,992
Buttercup!

975
01:01:44,410 --> 01:01:44,743
What?

976
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,035
Come here.

977
01:01:52,835 --> 01:01:53,835
What?

978
01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:54,877
Is she alright?

979
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,965
She's still asleep. I need
someone to make me breakfast.

980
01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:00,342
She's not asleep. She's
not breathing.

981
01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:02,362
Even a fish can breathe under water.

982
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:03,546
She's swimming in her liquor.

983
01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:05,347
Stop it. Mother is not a fish.

984
01:02:20,988 --> 01:02:22,239
She feels like cold metal.

985
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:27,660
In this moment,

986
01:02:27,995 --> 01:02:31,123
the step-siblings grasped the
loss of their matriarch.

987
01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:33,584
Each in their own way.

988
01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:41,925
Darwin, in his supreme negligence and
horniness had, during dinner,

989
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:45,679
given their mother a lethal
dusting of flunitrazepam,

990
01:02:45,971 --> 01:02:48,932
a benzodiazepine used for
anesthetic purposes.

991
01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:53,645
The goal was to subdue their mother
so he could get into Buttercup's pants

992
01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:55,397
without parental oversight.

993
01:02:56,064 --> 01:03:00,319
However, the combination of the
drug, the many glasses of alcohol,

994
01:03:00,611 --> 01:03:06,200
and their mother's genetic history of heart
failure led to a fatal cardiac arrest.

995
01:03:07,034 --> 01:03:08,577
Although certainly tragic,

996
01:03:08,869 --> 01:03:12,790
Hippo gained comfort in knowing
that the death was quick and painless.

997
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:14,583
Like a whisper.

998
01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:16,395
She hasn't even made me breakfast yet.

999
01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:17,711
I'm famished.

1000
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,589
Mother's dead, and you're
thinking about food?

1001
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:24,384
Pain is inevitable, but suffering
is optional. I refuse to suffer.

1002
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:29,856
Do you know how to make
breakfast? Yes or no?

1003
01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:33,268
I-I guess so. Yes.

1004
01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:36,639
Then what are you doing here?

1005
01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:09,512
So?

1006
01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:11,722
They're pretty terrible.

1007
01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:17,563
But protein is protein and I
appreciate it very much.

1008
01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:24,361
Um, I think I'm starting to smell her.

1009
01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:29,449
How come you don't seem sad either?

1010
01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:36,039
I've lost many parents before.

1011
01:04:37,124 --> 01:04:39,167
Double the number that you have.

1012
01:04:41,962 --> 01:04:44,965
This is not a competition, but
I'm here for you.

1013
01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:55,726
Perhaps, thought Buttercup, that
without parents in the picture,

1014
01:04:56,018 --> 01:04:58,645
they could be less guarded
in their desires.

1015
01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,231
Perhaps their mother's death,
while tragic,

1016
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:03,650
was a blessing in disguise.

1017
01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:06,194
A godsend of sorts.

1018
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:12,409
Meanwhile, Hippo was
experiencing a rush blood to his penis

1019
01:05:12,701 --> 01:05:14,077
that caught him off guard.

1020
01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:16,622
Certainly this was a
coincidence, he thought.

1021
01:05:16,914 --> 01:05:20,709
A tumor, perhaps, growing
in his testicles.

1022
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,544
Mother would clean, too.

1023
01:05:26,465 --> 01:05:27,465
Okay.

1024
01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:34,056
These are not very good at all,
really.

1025
01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:55,327
Guess this means the King
Suite is now mine.

1026
01:05:58,288 --> 01:05:59,539
Don't wake me.

1027
01:05:59,831 --> 01:06:02,793
I like my body to naturally
awake as it pleases.

1028
01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,625
Drawers, once off limits.

1029
01:06:46,128 --> 01:06:48,672
Mother's secret stash.

1030
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:56,138
The forbidden fruit.

1031
01:07:05,814 --> 01:07:07,357
Strange rock.

1032
01:07:16,116 --> 01:07:17,534
Father's goo?

1033
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,201
Hmm.

1034
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:32,758
Dearest Ethel,

1035
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:36,386
As you can see, I packed my
things up and I intend to move out

1036
01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:38,138
once I get home from work.

1037
01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:43,894
I'll be staying at a motel for a few nights
until I get settled in with a new place.

1038
01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:46,563
I do intend to file for divorce.

1039
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:49,274
I do intend to take our
children with me.

1040
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:50,942
You are dangerous.

1041
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:52,569
You're a danger to me,

1042
01:07:52,861 --> 01:07:56,156
and you're a danger to our kids
with your wild conspiracies.

1043
01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:57,824
When I get home,

1044
01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:02,120
I would like to leave with Adam
and Boglárka as quickly as possible.

1045
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:05,248
Please do not make this harder
than it has to be. See you soon.

1046
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:07,167
See you soon.

1047
01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:08,667
Barry

1048
01:08:10,712 --> 01:08:13,173
Hippo didn't know what to
make of any of this.

1049
01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:16,051
He didn't have time for
riddles or mind games.

1050
01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:18,804
'He said, she said'
schoolyard nonsense.

1051
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:22,933
Can't sleep either?

1052
01:08:23,934 --> 01:08:25,769
Sleep is for the dead and
the forgotten.

1053
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:37,639
Do you wanna stay in here with me?

1054
01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:39,282
Mother had a big bed.

1055
01:08:40,659 --> 01:08:41,701
Our big bed now.

1056
01:09:20,949 --> 01:09:21,949
What are you doing?

1057
01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:33,753
This fits nowhere in my plans.

1058
01:09:34,629 --> 01:09:35,881
I am to build a Kingdom.

1059
01:09:36,548 --> 01:09:38,216
And a king doesn't need an heir?

1060
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,177
Buttercup, you are my sister.

1061
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:42,470
We were not designed to fornicate.

1062
01:09:42,971 --> 01:09:44,848
And even if I wanted to have
a baby with you,

1063
01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:47,434
even if the world wasn't doomed-

1064
01:09:47,726 --> 01:09:50,937
assuming the baby is male,
he will want to kill me for my throne.

1065
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,648
An heir is no more than a
death sentence.

1066
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:54,274
But-

1067
01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:58,904
we are each the closest people
we know, and we are not related.

1068
01:09:59,196 --> 01:10:02,115
So-so it should be natural.

1069
01:10:02,741 --> 01:10:06,661
I don't wanna child from
a strange guy.

1070
01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:07,953
He was a raper.

1071
01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:11,958
Yes, he was a raper. I don't
like this type of man.

1072
01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:15,128
You, you Hippo.

1073
01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,547
You are nice. I think.

1074
01:10:21,927 --> 01:10:25,430
Well, I could consider the sex
with the proper protection.

1075
01:10:26,264 --> 01:10:28,266
A hazmat suit perhaps.

1076
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:30,477
But accidents happen.

1077
01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:35,690
Sleep with your clothes on.

1078
01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,902
I don't want my plasma to
travel to you and

1079
01:10:39,194 --> 01:10:40,946
burn a hole straight
through your flesh.

1080
01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:43,949
Mine is especially corrosive.

1081
01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:46,409
Hot as a volcano, probably.

1082
01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:59,464
Thank you in advance for your
maternal contributions.

1083
01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:01,925
You're the mother, now.

1084
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:03,927
Congratulations.

1085
01:11:10,725 --> 01:11:13,061
Bearing her soul was not easy,
but Buttercup

1086
01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:17,065
found some solace in the knowledge
that her brother's coarse facade

1087
01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:21,236
was simply the result of
misconstruing basic biology.

1088
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:38,503
Do you think she went to
heaven or hell?

1089
01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:40,921
Irrelevant.

1090
01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:44,426
There's only the living and the dead
and the waiting room between them.

1091
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:49,764
Alas, I must go make
more preparations.

1092
01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:52,976
My ticket won't be called for at
least a dozen decades.

1093
01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:36,478
Buttercup!

1094
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,520
Is that you?

1095
01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:41,775
I need the calcium. Please.

1096
01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:02,504
What took you so long? I nearly
became hypocalcemic.

1097
01:13:02,921 --> 01:13:06,466
I could have developed cataracts.
Then how would I study our foes?

1098
01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:09,177
This would have been terrible.

1099
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,772
You can leave now. Thank you
for your service.

1100
01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:52,177
What happened?

1101
01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:54,973
Hippo, is that you?

1102
01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:57,225
Go, keep going.

1103
01:13:57,809 --> 01:13:58,935
Go to the couch. Go.

1104
01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:00,311
You're bleeding.

1105
01:14:04,858 --> 01:14:06,776
What happened? Tell
me everything.

1106
01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,655
It was-it was so fast.

1107
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,782
I, I-I saw

1108
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:16,119
uh, green glow and large eyes.

1109
01:14:16,578 --> 01:14:16,911
Oh, no.

1110
01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:18,246
Is-is it normal?

1111
01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:19,956
No. It's not normal.

1112
01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:22,208
What-what's wrong?

1113
01:14:23,001 --> 01:14:24,001
They've arrived.

1114
01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:26,480
Quick. Go get to the nearest closet
and I'll go get my crossbow-

1115
01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:27,172
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1116
01:14:27,464 --> 01:14:29,716
The crossbow will never work.
You know that.

1117
01:14:30,508 --> 01:14:33,261
You need the most powerful
thing in the world.

1118
01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:34,220
My God-finger.

1119
01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:37,807
No. Uh, this will be very
difficult to aim like that.

1120
01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:40,727
What about my-with Super
Soakers? The Super Soakers.

1121
01:14:41,019 --> 01:14:42,459
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That
will be great.

1122
01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:45,273
You put it in there and
make one for me too.

1123
01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,275
And we can shoot the aliens together.

1124
01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:49,861
Okay, yes. We will need all the
marksmen we can muster.

1125
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,905
Where-where did mother put those?

1126
01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:53,197
The Super Soakers?

1127
01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:55,909
I think I saw it in a-in a carport.

1128
01:14:56,201 --> 01:14:57,521
Carport. Okay. I'll
be right back.

1129
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:06,836
I have them.

1130
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,506
Okay. Go and stiff
yourself quickly.

1131
01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:11,299
They will be there any second.

1132
01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:14,636
Of course. If you see or hear anything,
please raise your voice.

1133
01:15:15,094 --> 01:15:17,055
Okay, thank you. Thank you,
brother.

1134
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:33,695
Hippo?

1135
01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:37,367
My enemies are fuel enough.

1136
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:07,201
Space junk.

1137
01:19:08,578 --> 01:19:09,954
Still warm.

1138
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:11,413
Hmm.

1139
01:19:11,539 --> 01:19:15,001
No doubt a byproduct from their
acceleration to hyperspace.

1140
01:19:15,585 --> 01:19:17,587
Damn. He just missed them.

1141
01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:22,091
He'll need more fridge space.

1142
01:19:23,885 --> 01:19:26,012
An armory for a God-King.

1143
01:19:34,187 --> 01:19:37,565
She could already feel the life
brewing inside her.

1144
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:41,527
The years of turmoil perhaps
worth it after all.

1145
01:19:42,695 --> 01:19:45,239
In a much different way
than her brother,

1146
01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:49,994
she, too, felt in this
moment as a God.

1147
01:19:52,163 --> 01:19:57,251
In the months that followed, while
Buttercup's belly grew bigger and bigger,

1148
01:19:57,543 --> 01:20:00,087
Hippo's head grew massive.

1149
01:20:12,642 --> 01:20:16,854
Buttercup had been using her craving of
junk food as a perfect cover-up

1150
01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:18,146
for her pregnancy.

1151
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,484
She was just getting fat,
she told him.

1152
01:20:21,776 --> 01:20:23,569
With no more parents in her life,

1153
01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:28,282
She was free to live and
eat as she desired.

1154
01:20:29,951 --> 01:20:32,787
Hippo, nonetheless, was
suspicious of his sister.

1155
01:20:33,246 --> 01:20:34,997
Ever since the alien raid,

1156
01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:36,415
he developed a theory.

1157
01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:41,170
That Buttercup was impregnated by
one of the visiting extraterrestrials.

1158
01:20:53,975 --> 01:20:56,143
On this particularly cold evening,

1159
01:20:56,435 --> 01:20:58,729
with rations running low due to
mother's credit card

1160
01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:01,482
being maxed out twelve days prior,

1161
01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:07,864
after Hippo's $284 purchase of
tactical gear on a website called eBay,

1162
01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:10,616
Buttercup made a fateful
discovery while doing laundry

1163
01:21:10,908 --> 01:21:14,036
in the matriarchal part of the
house Hippo knew not of.

1164
01:21:56,621 --> 01:21:58,581
What is this place?

1165
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:03,502
Their mother had always spoken
suspiciously of the Russians, but

1166
01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:05,671
in all her years

1167
01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:09,592
she had never mentioned their
Cold War-era bomb shelter.

1168
01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:18,119
Hippo had been growing tired
of his crossbow.

1169
01:23:21,956 --> 01:23:23,708
He had his sperm guns, sure, but

1170
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,795
He couldn't waste those in his
day-to-day training and practices.

1171
01:23:28,546 --> 01:23:31,507
Plus he was feeding fatigued
from all the pumping.

1172
01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:34,927
And he needed to save some
fluids for his own lifeblood.

1173
01:23:38,764 --> 01:23:41,267
He needed an additional tool of war.

1174
01:23:44,103 --> 01:23:45,896
Something unimpeachable.

1175
01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:01,287
Darwin's automobile.

1176
01:24:02,079 --> 01:24:04,665
It had been sitting in that
position for months.

1177
01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:05,957
Untouched.

1178
01:24:06,333 --> 01:24:08,294
Like a relic of perversion.

1179
01:24:10,671 --> 01:24:17,636
Unfortunately, the key to his car was
in Darwin's pocket, which is of course,

1180
01:24:17,928 --> 01:24:19,430
six feet underground.

1181
01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:48,541
Adam?

1182
01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:50,669
Is that you?

1183
01:24:54,882 --> 01:24:55,966
I am me.

1184
01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:01,889
Is Ethel home?

1185
01:25:03,933 --> 01:25:06,018
My mother is in a deep sleep.

1186
01:25:06,977 --> 01:25:07,977
Well-

1187
01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:11,107
She-hasn't been answering any of
my calls at the office.

1188
01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:12,691
So, uh-

1189
01:25:13,359 --> 01:25:16,487
Perhaps I could come in and say hi?

1190
01:25:17,238 --> 01:25:18,638
I was just in the neighborhood and-

1191
01:25:18,906 --> 01:25:19,906
Leave.

1192
01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:20,990
Now.

1193
01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:23,035
Your services are no longer required.

1194
01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,121
Look, I'd just like to
check in on things.

1195
01:25:25,538 --> 01:25:31,085
If-if mother decides she no
longer wants to resume therapy

1196
01:25:31,377 --> 01:25:31,919
Leave!

1197
01:25:32,211 --> 01:25:33,211
That is an order.

1198
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:34,629
I make the rules.

1199
01:25:35,172 --> 01:25:36,590
This is my ground.

1200
01:25:36,924 --> 01:25:39,009
If you ask again, I'll
have to use force.

1201
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:40,760
Adam.

1202
01:25:41,178 --> 01:25:44,557
You can return any blood samples
you've stolen from me, by the way.

1203
01:25:45,141 --> 01:25:49,478
The tests you've done, the labs,
and the imprints of my teeth, too.

1204
01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:53,566
If my plasma gets into the wrong
hands, we could all be doomed.

1205
01:25:55,693 --> 01:25:56,693
Hippo?

1206
01:25:57,027 --> 01:26:00,781
Maybe we need to revisit
the idea of...

1207
01:26:01,740 --> 01:26:02,740
meds.

1208
01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:04,409
Huh?

1209
01:26:04,535 --> 01:26:05,535
A small dose, maybe?

1210
01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:10,583
Maybe I should slather this batin my goo
and give you a taste of your mortality?

1211
01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:12,751
Dr. Lombardi?

1212
01:26:22,136 --> 01:26:25,055
I am of sound, balanced mind.

1213
01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:28,684
And my head is as clear as a
million crystals!

1214
01:28:30,472 --> 01:28:31,849
I am omnipotent.

1215
01:28:33,934 --> 01:28:36,186
I am the destroyer of worlds.

1216
01:28:37,896 --> 01:28:39,481
I am the ultimate life form.

1217
01:28:42,067 --> 01:28:48,741
An all-seeing God-King amongst a
sea of blind souls.

1218
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:04,673
You scared me. What? What's
that on your face?

1219
01:29:07,259 --> 01:29:08,927
Identity protection.

1220
01:29:11,722 --> 01:29:12,848
Is that a gun?

1221
01:29:14,141 --> 01:29:15,893
Where did you get that?

1222
01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:18,103
I found it.

1223
01:29:19,396 --> 01:29:22,107
Turns out Darwin wasn't a
total idiot, after all.

1224
01:29:23,317 --> 01:29:26,111
Though if he was smart he
would've brought it into the house,

1225
01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:29,283
and put a buckshot through my frontal
lobe before I got him in the back.

1226
01:29:30,449 --> 01:29:31,909
And what's it for?

1227
01:29:33,285 --> 01:29:35,746
Well it won't defend me from
aliens, that's for sure.

1228
01:29:40,793 --> 01:29:41,793
You know,

1229
01:29:42,086 --> 01:29:46,131
I've been keeping my eye on the
garbage in the bathroom for a while now.

1230
01:29:47,466 --> 01:29:48,592
What do you mean?

1231
01:29:49,176 --> 01:29:52,554
I've been tracking your monthly
bleedings ever since you were twelve.

1232
01:29:53,347 --> 01:29:54,765
For your safety.

1233
01:29:55,557 --> 01:29:57,476
You haven't had any in a few months.

1234
01:29:58,394 --> 01:29:59,728
You've been dry.

1235
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:03,607
I think it just happens, you know.

1236
01:30:05,442 --> 01:30:07,111
It just happens, I guess.

1237
01:30:09,571 --> 01:30:10,614
I guess.

1238
01:30:11,782 --> 01:30:13,700
At first I thought it was
a coincidence.

1239
01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:16,286
But I believe you're pregnant.

1240
01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:21,125
This would be terrible enough if
it was a human that impregnated you.

1241
01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:23,293
But you never leave the house.

1242
01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:27,631
And that pig man never made it
all the way deep.

1243
01:30:28,966 --> 01:30:30,843
So it can't be a human.

1244
01:30:31,385 --> 01:30:33,303
Which is far, far worse.

1245
01:30:39,726 --> 01:30:41,186
You're harboring the enemy.

1246
01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:43,187
No, no.

1247
01:30:44,189 --> 01:30:46,692
I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat.

1248
01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:50,821
And-and it's normal when you
miss bleedings, you know.

1249
01:30:51,572 --> 01:30:53,824
It's just-it's just hormones.

1250
01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:57,661
I don't think so.

1251
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:19,099
Hippo felt no kicks from the fetus.

1252
01:31:20,309 --> 01:31:23,854
But he could feel an
undeniable warmth.

1253
01:31:33,197 --> 01:31:35,199
He knew a life was forming in there.

1254
01:31:37,868 --> 01:31:41,747
A life that would threaten
everything he's built so far.

1255
01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:48,545
A life that would threaten
the entire universe.

1256
01:33:32,065 --> 01:33:34,776
Hippo didn't want to kil Buttercup.

1257
01:33:36,486 --> 01:33:39,865
He just needed to get rid of
what was inside of her.

1258
01:33:42,784 --> 01:33:43,910
Extract it.

1259
01:33:45,746 --> 01:33:47,331
And exterminate it.

1260
01:34:17,486 --> 01:34:18,695
Dear sister.

1261
01:34:20,197 --> 01:34:21,448
Please.

1262
01:34:21,740 --> 01:34:26,328
This will be painless if you only lay
back down and let the night take you.

1263
01:35:28,974 --> 01:35:33,770
If she could, Buttercup would
stay in this moment forever.

1264
01:35:35,731 --> 01:35:40,235
The bliss of expectation
without the consequences.

1265
01:35:41,737 --> 01:35:43,029
She thought of Eve.

1266
01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:46,867
How God created woman against her will

1267
01:35:47,159 --> 01:35:48,618
from the rib of man.

1268
01:35:50,162 --> 01:35:52,873
Now she will create a child from Adam.

1269
01:35:53,832 --> 01:35:55,083
Whether he likes it,

1270
01:35:55,959 --> 01:35:56,959
or not.

1271
01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:22,444
I love you so much.

1272
01:36:23,820 --> 01:36:24,820
I give you kiss, too.