Oh my God.
My hand is cramping.
I told you it was a bad idea
to hand calligraphy each envelope.
Less talking, more licking.
Oh, I like the sound of that.
I bet you do.
How we doing, baby?
So, do you think it's a bad idea
to have an actual supermodel in your wedding?
Oh, nah-uh, that's a trick question.
On our wedding day, all eyes are gonna be on you, babe.
-Perfect answer. -There you go.
Wait a minute. Are those my applesauce brownies?
Yeah, your mom sent them.
Now you know you can eat any brownies you want,
why would you eat my special brownies?
You know that's for my allergies.
You know, I wish I had some special brownies.
-Really funny.
-Alright, who's next? -Mm…
Steve and Rachel Potts.
Babe, destination wedding. Florida.
We cannot afford to take the kids to Florida.
Hun, I got ordained for this.
What are we, just gonna leave the kids here for the…
-Open Expedia. -Already on it.
First class, hun?
We need the points. Babe, I know what I'm doing,
this isn't my first rodeo.
You talk to me like that again, it'll be your last.
I'm sorry. You know how I get about points.
Oh my God that was so fast and easy.
Kids, you're gonna stay with your grandma.
Okay, so we know Mark and Eric are coming.
Well, your brother's definitely expecting an invitation.
And we need an RSVP from Eric
so I can get an official head count.
Okay, count on two, they'll both have the steak.
Well, they can tell me that on the invitation.
Can you believe my bro chose Florida for this wedding?
Baby, people do that because they don't want other people to go.
Keeps wedding costs down, keeps it more intimate.
Well, groomsmen or not,
I definitely will not be missing this trip.
We, we definitely will not be missing this trip.
I'm talking white sandy beaches,
I just wanna get a tan for my man.
I don't understand why you have to formally invite your parents.
-We know they're coming. -Are you kidding?
You know my mom would disown me if she didn't get an invite.
See,
this is why I don't have parents.
Saves trees.
Are you okay with all of this?
I know how much you miss them.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
I mean, I've got Mark. And you.
Anyway, this wedding is about my new family.
They'll be with us in spirit.
No, no, put that down. No, come here.
The invite's here! Oh. It's so beautiful.
I love that she went with antique sage.
-Antique sage? -Mm-hmm.
Is that the more expensive one?
Alf, this is our one and only daughter
that's getting married.
Do not talk to me about money right now, okay?
Okay. I just have one question, 'cause it's a lot
of yammering back and forth. Uh, do I have to wear a suit?
-Yes. -Yes.
-Why?
You have to wear a suit.
It's your sister's wedding.
Thank you. Thank you, honey. You know what?
You are 25 years old.
What you need to do is get your driver's license.
-Driver's license? -Yes.
I'm glad you said that. Father, look at this.
-I get this car… -What, let…
-Show your mom. -Okay. Alright.
Let me get to… Messed it up a little bit.
-This. -Why am I looking at this?
Because I want you to use your imagination.
I get the car, I can drive to the job.
Your… I'm sorry, what was that one again?
You get this car, I can drive to the job.
Yeah, what's that? What job?
You know what it sounds like to me, Sebastian?
Is that you want to spend more of my money.
Well, technically, it's our money.
-Really? -Yeah.
That's a no then. Let me see this.
Our money?
Pretty. What's the color called?
-Uh, antique sage. -Antique sage.
-That's beautiful. -It's beautiful.
-That's gorgeous. -Thank you, honey.
I still think they should have just eloped.
It's either Becca or Bella.
You don't know the name of your boss's girlfriend?
Elaine changes flavors seasonally.
What? It's the music executive lifestyle.
Hm, should I be worried?
I only sign everyone's checks, babe.
So is that why half the Grammys is coming to our wedding?
Oh, it's Beth!
Hi, sweetheart.
How do you feel about Florida? I'm pretty sure
I can squeeze it in before the tour.
Mm… definitely pack that.
I like that.
Naughty…
Yes.
One more to go, babe. Knock it out.
You think I should give him a plus one?
Why wouldn't you? He's your man of honor.
Yeah, but he and Marie just broke up,
so you think it's like, insensitive to give him a plus one?
Well, if he's single, he'll come stag.
Otherwise, he'll bring someone.
Yeah, but what if he brings Marie?
She's not that bad.
Are you serious?
Whose side are you on?
The side of finishing these invitations.
Welcome to your non-stop flight to Tampa!
You got the bags, you got the list.
Alright, let's do it.
-I now pronounce us boarding! -Yeah!
Listen, I have just under 6,000 childless minutes
and I'm not wasting any of it chaperoning your adult asses.
Hi!
How are you?
Oh my gosh, thank you guys so much for coming.
I hope this makes your time at our wedding
-be absolutely perfect. -It will.
-Hi. -We are ready.
Here you go.
-Here you go… -Okay.
-There's a list? -Get on the plane, okay?
She might explode. Just go, go. Yes.
Listen. When there's order, there's chaos.
I thought of every single detail.
-I know that. -It's gonna be perfect.
I know, it's perfect. Perfect.
Luke, Lizzie, oh my gosh, congratulations!
Hi, how are you?
You did it. It's gonna be beautiful.
-Aren't they cute? -They're adorable.
Thank you.
-Mom and Dad! -Ooh, there she is.
-How are you? -How you doing?
My beautiful mama.
-Luke. -Yes.
-How are you? -I'm good. Good. You?
Alright. Alright. That's good.
You know we could have did this in the backyard.
-Dad! -I got new patio furniture.
-But this is so nice. -Come on, come on.
What is this?
-Hi! -I made it!
How are you?
Oh, so good. How do you feel?
-Tell me everything. -Amazing.
What's on this list? I'm by your side now.
Speaking of being by my side, have you heard from Marshall?
No. I haven't heard from him in a few days.
I still think he's taking that breakup really bad.
Oh my gosh, if I never hear Marie James again,
I will throw myself my own party.
-She's not that bad. -She is that bad.
She's like Satan in lingerie.
Let it go. Okay? Let it go.
I can't believe they took my toothpaste!
They owe me $12!
I know, honey, we'll get new toothpaste,
but we almost missed the plane.
Well, for the price of these tickets…
-What are you-- -What are you doing up there?
-Get down. -Down.
-I have a question. -Uh-huh.
-Why was I riding economy? -Hm. Ask your father.
That's no longer my son.
-Yes, this is beautiful! -Oh my God…
-Oh, yes. -It's perfect!
Even better than the photos, babe.
-Go, go, go. -Yes!
-How you doing? -Well, hello.
My name is Mark Leonard.
We booked a deluxe waterfront suite.
How many room keys will you need?
Just one. He's with me.
-No room service. -I'm with him.
We have wine and champagne and that is all that matters.
-I'll take it. -Enjoy your stay.
- Thank you. - Lovely.
Welcome to the Sand Pearl, My name is Juansito.
-Hi. Hello. Hi. -Yeah.
-Steve and Rachel Potts. -Yeah, we booked
an oceanfront room, but do you have anything
that's more like soundproof, isolated, like,
no people anywhere kind of situation?
No problem. Juansito take care.
Not that one. No, no. No, no.
Okay.
-Room 315. -Perfect. We'll take it.
-Get the key, I got the bags. -Where are you guys going?
Wait, we're meeting for dinner
-at 6:00, right? -Meals are optional!
Okay.
Uh, excuse me, do you have toothpaste?
Hello, sir, may I have your name, please?
No, no, I was asking you… toothpaste. I need it.
Hi. Debbie and Alf Anders.
And we'll need a cot for our son Sebastian, please.
-What? -Mrs. Anders,
I see that right here.
Can I buy toothpaste?
Yes, sir, we do sell it for $8.
Eight?! Eight?!
Out of her mouth.
Out of her own mouth, eight dollars for toothpaste.
That's $12 at the airport, baby,
that's $20 that I paid on toothpaste.
$20?! No, no, no.
That's too much toothpaste money.
I'm sorry, sir, you're absolutely right.
You know what? I have something for you.
-A treat. -Uh-oh.
On the house, not one but two.
That's all you had to lead with.
You… you could have did this off the top.
Why would you save… This is wonderful!
Okay, I mean, they are small. They are very tiny.
I don't know how I'm supposed to brush my teeth…
all of them with this, but fine, you know, thank you so much,
I appreciate the gesture. It was a great gesture.
Oh, um… how many room keys will you need, ma'am?
-Uh, we'll need three. -I'm not with them.
Honey, I swear, you can go back--
I'd love to. I absolutely… Throw me back on it.
I'll leave right now.
I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
-Take me out. -Just stop.
-Thank you so very much. -You're welcome.
Appreciate these. This is gonna be nice.
Now, I hope this room's not as tiny as these toothpastes.
-Right. -I don't like no tiny room.
-Oh, I see you've got treats. -Yes.
That's good… Oh, these are nice.
Oh. Okay, uh.
Take this. That's what makes sense.
And then I'll get some… These okay, right?
-Yes. -Okay.
I make a lot of mistakes and they got a really good
-eraser here though-- -Let's go to the room.
Marshall!
Hey.
I'm so glad you made it.
Well, you know, I am the man of honor.
I'm just…
It's great to see you, pal.
So who'd you end up bringing?
Well, I didn't want you to be the only one going solo,
so I didn't.
I am so sorry, I didn't tell you.
I actually brought somebody.
Oh, no, it's cool. I'll just hang with…
Yeah, I'll just be hanging.
Oh, I'm sure it'll be only like, five seconds
before some tech billionaire
gives you his number or something, so.
So, who did you end up bringing as your plus one?
What? That's not possible. Check again.
Again, Ms. Anders, I'm very sorry,
but we already gave the bridal suite to another guest.
Again…
That's not possible. It's the bridal suite.
I'm the bride, I'm having everything delivered there.
-It's me, I'm the bride. -Okay, babe…
-That's no bueno. -Yeah, look, it's okay.
Just an honest mix-up, I'm sure.
Look, I'll get everything straightened out
before the wedding, I promise.
Luke. We have an oceanfront suite.
You guys can go ahead and take it, no problem.
-You sure? -Positive.
Okay, see?
Excuse me, do you have any other room for us?
Um, let me see what we have available.
Room 302?
Perfect. See, everything happens for a reason.
302, March 2nd, the week of our first date.
I mean, I just don't understand how
someone else can book the bridal suite during
-someone else's wedding. -Love it!
-Yes! -You got it!
Oh my God, "John-sito," you are such a doll.
Floyd is gonna be so happy you upgraded us.
You keep this up and you'll be on the money team in no time!
Okay. I like it.
-Marie James. -Lizard!
You're getting married! Can you believe it?
Yes, I can. I can absolutely believe it
because I planned this whole thing,
including the bridal suite that you stole.
Oh, Lizzie, we didn't know,
she didn't mean to do that, we…
You stole Lizzie's room?
No, no, Marie just wanted an upgrade.
No, no listen, it's no problem, Marshall, okay?
Just a misunderstanding.
Lizzie, we can trade back.
No! Marshmallow, he said we could have the better room.
I need to be rested for when I sing at the wedding.
-Are you fu-- -We will sort it out.
Okay? Alright? Right now, we just want to get everyone
checked in and settled.
-Mm-hmm. -After this flight.
Yep, that's what I'm doing. Settling.
-Yes. -I'm just gonna go upstairs
and settle in not my bridal suite.
'Cause that's what weddings are about. Settling.
Oh, hold the elevator.
Wait! Please don't talk to her!
Surprise! I brought Marie.
Yeah. Well, I'm glad you're happy.
Go ahead, come on in. Okay…
Okay, okay!
Um…
It's…
It's cute. Alright? It's cute. And listen,
as long as I wake up with you, I have the best view
in the whole hotel.
Hm.
I mean, I don't want to be petty, but I was really excited
to stay in a bridal suite.
Look, I didn't come here to stay in a fancy room.
I came here to marry you.
Well, is it wrong to want both?
No, but you are making yourself miserable
over things that don't really matter.
That woman is a disaster. Why is she even here?
She's just a plus one, okay? We'll barely see her.
And she's supposed to be singing at the wedding now?
So are half my colleagues!
I just hate the way she treats Marshall.
Marshall is a grown-ass man, okay?
-He can make his own decisions. -And that's what I'm scared of.
-They stole our room. -He'll trade it back.
If you really want. Or…
Or…
We can… stay with Elaine in the private penthouse.
Come here.
Look outside, baby.
There isn't a bad view in this whole hotel.
Yeah, but the view in the bridal suite
is way better than this.
What is your problem?
Come here. Come here.
You are not going to do this to us.
Oh my God.
-Um… -That is a tiny bed.
Well, that's Bash's cot, honey. That's our bed,
it's the same size as the one we have at home.
Well, it's miniature.
-Mom. -Yeah, honey.
You're gonna let him throw that dirty-ass suitcase
-on my bed? -Honey, it's fine.
It was dragged through the whole airport.
-Okay, okay. -Unacceptable.
Take a deep breath, remember your sensitive tummy.
Look at this. It's a tiny towel!
Everything's so small.
They got tiny toothpaste in there and little tiny half mouthwashes
and tiny soaps, you can't even get a soap--
-Honey, honey, everything-- -Super tiny shower!
Normal size, just like at home.
Would you stop being ridiculous!
This is cardboard!
You guys used all your points on this?
We didn't have as many as we thought.
I mean, why are you judging?
Look, if you want your own room, get a job, huh?
-Job! -J-O-B.
-Alright? -We talked about this.
Because Lord knows I've paid for this whole wedding.
No, no, we paid for half.
Well, I bet you it was the larger half.
Baby, would you stop being dramatic, okay?
Both of you. Both of you. This weekend is about Lizzie,
not the two of you.
I need you to move so I can open the door.
You should try this bed.
Here, you're gonna need a blanket later.
Oh my God.
Ah, how can Juansito take care?
Hi, Juansito. So, can you have all the boxes being delivered
to the bridal suite be delivered to my room instead?
Juansito cannot take care of that.
Unfortunately, I cannot reroute anything intended
for Mr. Mayweath…
If Mr. Floyd Mayweather were to be staying here,
-or any guest for that matter. -What?
My wedding dress is being delivered to the bridal suite.
I need you to redirect that and bring it to my room instead.
-Hello? -Hola.
You know what?
I'm gonna talk to Marshall directly.
Okay. Take care.
That's gonna work.
Did you find anything yet?
What's going on, what's going on?
Uh, no, no, no day-drinking.
Remember your sensitive tummy, honey?
So… it's not a bachelor party
-unless he's seeing some skin. -Okay.
-Or almost die. -There you go.
So I'm thinking snorkeling with sharks.
You know, that actually looks fun.
-Honey, you'd go fishing. -That's a good idea.
Yeah, I'd take everybody out there fishing,
you know, teach y'all some life skills,
you know what I'm saying?
Nothing like being on the open seas with a man and his rod,
you know? I don't know though,
babe, that looks like a small boat.
Well, that's a picture on a phone, baby.
Why is everything so tiny around here?
-Baby, nothing's tiny. -Look at this drink.
We have those glasses.
You know, honestly, I don't care what we do.
I'm already the happiest, luckiest man in the world.
Ew. I'm dead. God, that's so cute.
-You are whipped, bro. -Whipped?
-What's wrong with that? -Ah!
Alright, that's different.
At least Luke asked the big question.
Hey.
I'm just saying, it's a bachelor party,
-so no ladies allowed. -Uh, Marshall's gonna be there.
Marsh…
Great, great, great.
-Do you smell that? -I smell that.
It doesn't smell good either.
-No, that smells like jealousy. -No, it's not me.
That jealousy's not a good look, bro.
You're not a good look, bro.
-Hey, girl! -Hey!
This place is perfect.
Marie is horrible. She's a disaster.
It's your weekend. Nothing can change that.
-Just focus on you. -Keep it down!
See? Someone's already having a good time.
Shh, shh, shh.
Don't "Shh, shh" us!
Juansito take care.
How are you guys getting massages?
We just checked in like 15 minutes ago.
-Rewards. -Do you hear that, Lizzie?
-I don't hear anything. -Exactly.
I've got three days and 14 more hours of sweet,
childless silence.
Oh, and I will murder somebody if they wake me up tonight.
You're officiating the wedding?
And at 1500 hours E.S.T on Saturday afternoon,
you have my complete and undivided attention.
But until that time, you may politely fu…
Yes.
-Great, nobody's on my side. -I'm literally by your side.
-You look great in that bikini. -Thanks, friend.
I still can't believe he brought her.
I specifically wrote, "Marshall Miller plus one,
anyone but Marie James" on the envelope.
-Did not. -I did.
She's such a horrible person.
We gotta do something about this, Anna.
Who is "we", Lizzie?
You've got 10,000 things to worry about this weekend
and Marshall getting back with his crazy ex shouldn't be one.
But he's my best friend.
Okay, sorry. He's my oldest friend.
Do you remember when she cheated on him and told him
it was because he got heavy?
Yeah, that was a bit savage.
So, what am I supposed to do?
Just let my oldest friend run into another
emotional brick wall just because I'm getting married?
Yup. Exactly.
And can we please not talk about her?
Did you hear what you just said?
You're getting married to the love of your life
in two days.
Whoa, inside voices.
-She's the bride! -I'll allow it.
Okay.
You're right.
And so is Luke, per usual.
Saturday is gonna be the best day of my life!
I'll toast to that.
Hey, gorgeous.
How are you doing? What brings you to these parts?
-I'm singing at a wedding. -Oh. Nice. Nice.
Me and the fellas were out here, uh, we just closed a huge deal
and, you know, no place is better than to celebrate than Florida.
-Oh, that's amazing. -Yes, it is.
So what do you do for work?
Hey, you know, I can't really say much.
But what I can say is, it's a tough business that has its perks.
Hm.
-Is that your business partner? -Sebastian.
Sebastian, baby. Baby! Baby!
-Oh. -Did you put sunscreen on?
-You know you burn. -Yeah--
-No, no. -You're here with your mom.
-That's not my mom. -Well, that's cute.
I'm telling you, it's one of my investors.
You're my investor and you're embarrassing me!
-Baby! -I don't need that!
Okay, I was gonna surprise you,
but I think you need your wedding gift early.
So you figured out how to make me taller?
Better.
I know you hate photos of you,
so I called in a favor with a photographer friend
who was looking to do bridal portraits at sunset.
Why not use a real bride?
No way. I'm not a model.
That's the secret, Lizzie. No one is.
They do an hour of hair, makeup, styling, photoshopping.
This is your weekend, let me make you the star.
Okay. Only if I get to pick
the most expensive wedding dress.
Consider it done.
Aw, this beats tequila shots and Chippendales if you ask me.
The best "not bachelorette" party ever.
Hey, girlfriends!
Whoa, whoa!
-Use your inside voice. -Are you talking to me?!
No one should be talking.
She's cute. Did you get her number?
No.
See, you're missing spots, you just… there.
There you go.
Hey, Marie. Make yourself comfortable.
Lizard. I was totally gonna get you one of these suits
as a wedding gift because it's white
and you're the bride and all.
You know, thank you, but I…
But then I remembered that you're self-conscious,
and Anna can back me up on this, you look terrible in white.
Exactly. It's not like I'm gonna be wearing white
-at all this weekend. -What?
Nothing.
So. What are we doing tonight while the boys snorkel?
-Um… -There's really no plans.
Yeah, today is an arrival day.
-Oh. -I mean, Anna, you know,
we're doing like a girls thing, but it's nothing,
-it's not, you know-- -Ooh! Tell me!
That's it! You got a whole beach to shout around you,
but you gotta do it right here.
That's okay. Just get it out of your system
because tonight, it'd better be silent.
Or I will find you.
Come on, Juansito, let's go.
Now that is the woman I married.
So. Girl night?
It's just a little shoot with an expensive photographer.
Really a quick and intimate thing just for Lizzie.
That's amazing! You're so thoughtful, Banana.
I'd love to come help out.
You know, it's just like a bridal spread.
You know, it's like wedding dresses and wedding stuff.
You definitely do not have to be there.
Are you kidding?
That sounds like a blast.
It's kind of my wedding gift to Lizzie.
I know. Since mine didn't pan out, I'll be like,
the photographer's assistant.
Oh my God, I'm gonna be helping my girl Lizzie!
Come on, guys. What are we doing?
What is everybody standing around for?
Look, if you're not first, you're last.
And if you're last, you're what?
Huh? Anybody?
Bastian, come on. If you're not last…
Nobody knows, Dad.
Oh God.
I need you to come work for me, Mr. Anders.
What is it that you do?
I hope you like your surprise, man.
I know you're used to Lizzie planning your entire life.
Isn't it the best?
That means she truly knows what I want,
I am the luckiest.
-Wow, you're whipped. -Oh, uh, I gotta go,
Marie needs help with her outfit.
-Ah! -No!
Look who's wrapped around a woman's finger.
We're not actually gonna wait for him, are we?
The trolley is this way. Let's go! Let's go!
We're back to the party!
Anna, my God, it's raining on the other side of the island, huh?
That's how I knew it was meant to be.
I don't know what to say, Anna.
Oh my gosh, I mean, is it weird to feel like I'm cheating
on my wedding dress?
Hm, you know you're wearing $20,000, right?
Ah!
Oh my gosh, is the fabric like spun by unicorns or something?
Oh, so sorry I'm late.
It's amazing, huh?
My God, she's wearing my dress.
What are you doing with my wedding dress on?
It was delivered to my room. And I remember Anna said
it was a bridal shoot, so when it came, I just put it on.
Again, it's the bridal suite, my bridal suite!
I didn't know, you don't have to freak out on me, Lizard.
Oh my gosh, how does someone accidentally
put on someone else's wedding dress?!
That's like sleeping with the groom!
Ladies, you all look lovely.
And we won't have this light for long. So…
Alright, fine. Let's just do it.
Just… breathe.
And elongate.
Awesome, awesome! Girls!
Way to show it, yes, awesome.
It's like 299.
-Okay. -That was amazing.
Still glad you're not on the photoshoot with the ladies?
The way I understood it, it was either swimming
with the sharks or wearing a dress.
Ooh, you know what? How about we get a shot in the surf?
-Love it! -What? No!
Don't go by the ocean!
It looks nice.
How about I go in the water
since I'm wearing the cheapest dress?
Yes, brilliant. Let's have the stylist give you
a light spritz then.
You read my mind.
Oh my God, what are you doing?
Ooh, and I can be crawling out of the sand, like a leopard!
No! You're getting sand all over my dress!
What are you doing?!
You're ruining my focus, Lizzie, shh!
Oh my gosh, that's not the only thing I'm gonna break!
-Get up! Get up! -Get off of me!
You're getting sand all over my dress!
Get up!
Girls!
Ah!
You ruined it!
Oh my God, no! You ruined my wedding dress!
Ooh, it's okay. We'll fix it.
Anna, you're the best.
But this one's crazy
and the other one's upstaging the whole shoot.
I can't work like this!
Come on!
Vishal! Wait!
I cannot believe you ruined our photoshoot, Lizzie.
This was my photoshoot! You invited yourself!
No one even wants you here, just like I don't even want you
at my wedding. You are the worst thing
to ever happen to Marshall,
and I specifically wrote on the invitation
"anyone but Marie James"!
Because I knew, I knew you would ruin everything!
And you did!
Well, you know what? Fine!
You can have your stupid shoot and you're stupid wedding…
Ah! And your stupid… dress!
How am I gonna get married without a wedding dress?
I specifically said not to bring Marie James,
well I specifically hate you!
Ah!
I'd like to propose a toast.
This is the most random assortment of jerks
I could ever imagine. Okay?
But I wouldn't pick anyone else to be my family.
Thank you for coming all the way across the country
for my big day.
What?
-I came for a vacation. -I came for the sex.
Okay, well… Yeah, okay, look. Cheers. Cheers, okay?
-Cheers. -Cheers.
I'm proud of you, Luke. You're doing it.
You couldn't have picked a better person
or a better place.
Cheers. Thank you.
You never stop working, do you?
I really should be making one of you answer this,
that's why they pay me the big bucks.
You get paid?
Hello?
It's Lizzie. I think she's crying.
Crying, what…
Babe. Talk to me.
Okay.
Here, guys… yeah.
Babe.
-Baby. -Go away.
You can't see the dress.
Babe, I'm worried about you.
Okay, look. I don't care about a dress, come here.
She ruined it.
She ruined everything.
-I hate her. -Baby…
I just, I don't understand
why Marshall is with this horrible woman.
I haven't had any real time with my fiancé
since we landed at this amazing, tropical paradise
because she's been so fixated on what another guy is doing
with his girlfriend.
Now, I've asked you so many times
not to focus on them and to instead focus
on what this weekend is really about.
But you seem so incapable of understanding
that there's another person's wedding that's being affected.
Oh my God.
Luke, I am so sorry.
You're right. You are absolutely right.
No.
No, babe, you're right.
And I'm furious.
This is our wedding.
And it's time to set some boundaries.
I'll talk to Marshall.
Alright, nothing else will go wrong
this entire weekend.
-You promise? -I promise.
What was that?
Someone else's problem.
Marie? Marie!
Marie! Are you okay?
No, I am not okay, because you are trying to kidnap me!
-Trying to what? -Kidnap me!
Wha… what are you talking about?
-I wasn't even up here. -You! You brought me
on this awful trip because you hate me!
And then, you locked me in our bedroom because…
because you're trying to kidnap me, Marshall!
I'm not trying to kidnap you.
Can you please just open the door?
Well, I can't just open the door
because you locked me in here, Marshall,
you're kidnapping me!
Ah!
Shh, shh, shh, we got people calling downstairs.
What happened? What's the problem?
-Tell him, Juansito. -Okay.
Juansito.
She's locked herself in the bathroom.
Okay, take it easy,
take it easy. Juansito take care.
Oh, I gotta see this.
Alright.
-You are in so much trouble. -No, no, no, no.
This isn't my fault, I just got here.
Doesn't matter because I am awake
and I'm not happy about it.
Rach, you've got to believe me, this is Marie,
-she's crazy. -Oh, she is nuts for sure,
but the problem is that here you are joking
and laughing about it so you can thank Marie
for being on sex probation.
What? You can't put me on sex-bation.
Oh, you're on it.
-Or should I say, not on it. -What? No!
I can fix this, baby, I swear.
Yeah, well, mamma's gonna count to three.
-Juansito, hold my beer. -One.
-Okay, papa bear's going in. -Two!
Oh God!
Marshy!
That was so scary, I almost died!
Actually dying…
I didn't do anything, I swear!
No, no, please do something.
I love you, Marshmallow! I know, I know.
Still here.
You're so hot when you're angry!
-Ugh! -Steven.
-Yeah, honey. -I'm going back to bed.
Okay.
No, no, no…
Mm-mm! Don't even think about it.
You know it's rude to eat before the entire party gets here.
Debbie, if I want to eat a Boysenberry bun-bun,
I'm going to have a Boysenberry bun-bun.
Boysenberry bun-bun?
-I don't even know-- -That's what it is.
Okay. Lizzie, does Marshall understand
how unbelievable disrespectful it is to keep us all waiting?
I do not understand what's taking him so long.
Well, they were up… really late.
Babe, can we… can we just let that man live his life
and let our guests eat?
He's my man of honor, Luke.
He's supposed to be by my side.
Okay, well, your fiancé and family are by your side.
This is our weekend, my love.
Let's stop letting it be about someone else.
-Oh. -Hi.
Oh, look at that, you two finally decided to join us.
I guess you probably missed the start time on your schedule.
Oh, no, see, um, it's so weird.
Our alarm clock like, just didn't go off,
so we actually had to rush and just throw ourselves together.
Really? So you just have a full blow-out
and full makeup and just threw yourselves together?
-That's interesting. -Babe, boundaries go both ways.
Guess I'm just moody because I'm so hungry.
Let's just eat.
Good to eat Boysenberry buns.
Thank you.
Just a little bit…
Okay.
-Thank you. -Enjoy.
Okay, you know what, Juansito? We're good.
-We're good with the coffee. -Okay.
Yeah. No more. Thank you, though.
-You got it, you go it. -Thank you.
-Alright. -It's very kind.
-A little almond milk? -No. No.
Mm-hmm. No, we're good. We're good.
Okay. Stevia, sugar?
You know what? Can you get me some decaf?
-You got it. -Thank you.
Okay.
So, I don't know what the ladies
have planned for today,
but I've arranged boozy beach bocce ball for the guys.
That sounds… nice.
-Baby, you should go and do that. -Bocce what?
-You go do that. -No. No.
Debbie, I'm too dignified of a man
to be on the beach bocce-balling with somebody.
-I know, but you-- -I'm not going
to bocce ball with nobody.
And I don't even have the proper bocce ball clothes.
Oh, honey, you look good in anything.
-I know how you like me-- -Come on, now.
Well, I actually scoped out a cool exercise class
-for the ladies. -Ooh.
It's yoga on the beach.
Ooh. Now that sounds bougie, and I love it.
I think I'm actually gonna join the guys on the boozy
beach bocce ball.
Is that okay, Liz?
Uh, yeah. Actually, that would be…
that'd be great, Marshall.
It'll give us a chance to talk. You know, man to man.
Uh, excuse me. I'm your brother.
Everyone knows that.
Well, it doesn't seem like it, Mom.
You know what?
Yeah, you should just go with the guys.
It's not like your balance is good.
Thanks.
Oh, I'll take Marshall's spot!
Uh, we were thinking
it was just gonna be small
and have just the wedding party, Marie.
Oh, no, totes. But since Marshall's not going,
-I volunteer attribute. -Oh God.
We are honestly so connected.
Everyone will probably think that he's there anyway.
We'd… love to have you, Marie.
And I love that you're happy to have her.
I'd like to propose a toast.
Since you guys are going to do bougie beach bocce ball,
-I'd like to have yoga with you. -Sit down, baby.
Sebastian! Sebastian, baby.
-What about what we discussed? -What?
Did you make those special brownies for the reception
dinner tonight like we talked about?
I totally forgot, but I got it.
-You want me to make a list? -I don't need a list,
I understand what it is. It's, uh…
Honey. No, no, applesauce instead of eggs.
What's happening here? What's going on?
I don't know, I have to poop or throw up, Ma.
Oh. Okay, I'm gonna get you
-some Pepto Bismol. -I'm gonna take care of it,
I got it, okay? I got it.
Excuse me.
-Excuse… -Yeah.
I need to place an order for the bride.
That's adorable.
Oh, what are we doing?
I have to do special brownies for my sister,
for the bridal party tonight.
Special brownie, what happens with that?
Ooh, because of the special ingredient, right?
No, no, it's because…
-Where's your bathroom? -Oh, it's down the lobby.
-Where? -Down the lobby to the left.
-Go do you, Bastian. -Okay, you got this?
I can handle this.
A special brownie for Ms. Miller?
Yes, thank God, Lizzie's gonna chill the F out.
Just bake as much pot in the batter as possible.
Pot?
Pot. Weed. Kush.
Marshall and I would be so grateful, Juansito.
Okay. You want a little bit of Cheech and Chong?
Okay, anything for the Money Team.
-Oh, vodka. -Okay, Juansito take care.
Alright, okay.
It's on you, kid. Come on and hurry up.
No, no, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to him.
This place, everything around here is either too tiny
or too big.
-Come on. -What are you doing?
You're supposed to be my eyes and ears--
Well, I'm trying, but they're far away.
They're far away.
I'm not… Look how far away they are.
-Look at that, do you see that? -And you suck at it.
No, not you. Him.
I suck? You know what, father?
I don't think it's me that sucks, okay?
Ah!
Look, your mama's trying to find me out here,
you need to find out what's going on…
Did you help him?
Is that checkmate?
I got my eyes on you, kid.
Thank you.
Oh, no thanks, I'm good on the sunscreen.
It gives me really gross tan lines.
If she doesn't need it, I don't either.
Hm, you guys, the UV rays are crazy. I'm wearing it.
Thanks for looking out for me, Banana, but I'm good.
Me too.
Suit yourselves.
Whatever happened to bocce ball?
It's cornhole now, apparently.
So I wanna talk to you about something.
Wanna talk about the dress?
What?!
Oh. No.
Sorry. Um…
Marie wants to sing at the wedding.
What are you doing, man?
There's gonna be a lot of industry people there.
She wants to impress them.
Are you serious right now?
I know you never really liked me, but--
Marshall…
You and Lizzie have a lot of history.
Okay? Long before me. You're practically family.
But Lizzie and I are about to build a family of our own.
And I need for you to decide, are you in or out?
Come on.
-You gotta give me a chance. -I am. You're here.
Here at our wedding, the most important day of our lives,
and you were asked to bring anyone, anyone… except Marie.
Alright, let's take it down.
What the heck was that?
Oh, sorry, I just lost my balance.
No, you just kicked me.
Ladies, this isn't helping us
cultivate a peaceful environment.
Our heart chakras are very vulnerable right now.
Yes. My heart chakra is vulnerable, Lizard.
What's your problem?
Like you don't know what my problem is.
No, I don't know, actually. I've never done anything to you.
-You just assaulted me. -Oh, good God!
I did not assault you!
Ladies, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the class.
-Oh, but… -Now, please.
Great. You just got me kicked out of my own bachelorette event.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I seriously think you need therapy.
That's it.
She's assaulting me! Oh!
You're just laying in sand.
Oh, goodbye, sweet world!
I've got this, guys. I've been here.
Momma's gonna give you 'til three.
One, two, three. Up!
Marie! For the love…
I'm… I'm sorry.
Rehearsal dinner, come on! Let's go, people!
Juansito, what's up, man?
My man, Mr. Mark.
Mr. Blue.
It was a pleasure having you here.
-For sure, man. -You are welcome back
-anytime, my friend. -It's always a pleasure.
-Okay, man. -Blue!
-My guy. -What are you doing
-in Clearwater, bud? -Man, you know, I'm out here
trying to get a tan, man. I'm trying to get like you, man.
Soon. Keep working on it, alright?
-I'm flying out, man. -Good to see you.
We'll link up.
-Alright. -My boy.
-You take care, my friend. -Okay.
Mr. Miller knows all the famous people.
Oh, man.
Lizzie.
Hi, friend.
Hey. Uh, Marie's still getting ready.
Cool. No rush.
Okay, um…
Did my girlfriend ruin your wedding dress?
Yes. She did.
And did you tell her that you wrote
"Anyone but Marie James" on the card?
Yeah. I did.
And did you tackle her
in the sand and assault her?
Well, that's not totally true.
And did you tell her that she is the worst thing
to ever happen to me?
Marsh, look, you're like a brother to me.
I've been around for all of it.
I have picked you up the many times
that Marie has broken your heart.
More times than I can count.
I just don't want you to go through that again.
Remember when we first met?
You were 23 and you were dating that valet guy.
Who went to all the dinners and translated for you
because you didn't speak Spanish?
You did, Marsh.
Do you know how awkward it was for me to sit there
and tell him how good his butt looked at every five seconds?
Yeah, but that was funny, though.
Not for me. That's the thing.
Real friends support each other.
Yeah, but…
Real friends don't let other
people take advantage of friends.
She hurts you, Marshall.
And everyone else around her.
I love her, Lizzie.
Okay.
I'm sorry for the things that I said.
And… I will give her another chance.
I promise.
Thank you.
And as the person that's in charge of music at your wedding,
she's also going to be the main singer
at the reception and I'm gonna tell her
that it was your idea because of all the record executives
that are gonna be there.
And you want what's best
for her career. Right?
-Absolutely. -Good.
Now go talk to the man that matters.
Hey, what's up?
-Not now, Bas. -Whoa.
It's not even like that.
Look, I've… watched you take care of my sister
ever since I was little. And…
And I can tell you're upset right now.
And I'm really not sure if anyone looks out for you.
So… I'm here. How can I help?
I told Lizzie it was gonna be perfect.
But that woman…
just brings out the worst in everyone, even me.
And now, your sister doesn't have a dress.
I don't know really much about dresses,
but I was looking online and I found… this.
Does that work?
Bas, I could kiss you.
Well, well, well…
My, how times have changed!
Usually, I have a pack of gum for a moment like this,
but… YOLO.
Oh, but not like that.
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yeah. I would hope so.
We're getting married tomorrow.
So, I apologized to Marshall.
Good for you. What about Marie?
I'm just not gonna let her get to me.
What?! Look at you!
Okay, mending fences and being all grown up.
Feel better?
No.
Maybe.
Come here, that's my girl.
I just want you to know I'm only doing this
because I love you so much.
Hopefully a little part of this is for you.
And your best friend.
Yeah, but really, I'm not trying to go to jail.
I wouldn't turn you in.
-You wouldn't? -No. No.
Wait, would you turn me in?
-100%. -Oh, you would…
You would turn me… Really?!
-For murder? -Yes.
Oh, you going down.
Girl, come here.
Ah, yeah.
Brownies… especial.
I didn't tell you about the applesauce.
Oh! The special brownie! Oh, yes!
Well, don't just stand there, Sebastian.
Lizzie is gonna see them. Go. Take them, go, go, go.
-Go, go, go. -Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God…
Just waiting on one more.
Marie, you look gorgeous.
Oh, thank you, Lizzie.
I just want to look great for when I meet Marshall's boss.
I can honestly say I can't wait for you to meet Elaine.
Wow.
This is, um… interesting.
Yeah. I think this might be worse.
Welcome to my suite.
Oh, Elaine. This is incredible.
-Thanks so much. -It's the least I could do.
I don't think Beth is gonna let us leave.
Hey, all in all, I would say she's getting a cushy
introduction to what being with a music executive is like.
Well, tell me more about this cushy lifestyle
I'm marrying into.
See, there you go.
-So, we having a sleepover? -You bet.
I cannot break the tradition of seeing this beauty
before she walks down the aisle.
I love love.
Now come on up and pick one of my six extra rooms.
-Who's a baller? -Oh, you are!
Let's do it, let's do it!
So you having fun? I mean, it's beautiful here.
Yeah, I've been doing a lot of damage control.
Fun. And reading.
Please tell me you're doing something other than reading.
I mean, you're in Florida.
I kayaked this morning
and saw a lot of jellyfish.
Apparently, they're about to begin a migration.
-I got some cool pictures. -Jellyfish?
Aren't they dangerous? They sting you.
Sometimes, beautiful things are dangerous.
You must be deadly.
Marshmallow, which lady is the record exec again?
I wanna introduce myself before I sing tomorrow.
Uh…
She's on the chair.
Oh, thanks, bunny bear.
Hi, Banana.
I didn't know you were a bunny and a bear.
-How exciting. -It's one of my many talents.
Banana.
So… So let me see the jellyfish.
Okay, bunny bear.
Banana.
It's speech time.
Duty calls.
Speech, speech, speech! Speech, speech, speech…
Before we get into the extremely
embarrassing stories about Lizzie…
Oh yeah, they're coming.
I have been your friend for a long time.
And…
-Marshmallow, can I do it? -Do what?
I wanna say some nice things about Lizzie.
-Oh, dear God. Um… -Okay, uh…
Thanks, Marie.
Uh, Marshall is the man of honor,
so he should probably continue.
-Yeah… -You know what,
that's a good idea. We can have
more toasts later on.
Yeah, I'll just do it right now.
I just wanted to congratulate the happy couple real quick.
I think it is so cool that you brought us all to Florida.
And you know, if this marriage doesn't work out,
then I would totally fly anywhere for your next wedding,
Lizzie, because you are just the best.
I'm joking.
Ha.
Obviously, you're meant to be because anyone who can
live with Lizzie for this long isn't going anywhere.
And I mean, look at how much
family Luke gets out of the deal!
Thank you, Marie. Those were… some words.
Anyway, Luke and I are so grateful for each and everyone
of you guys for coming to our wedding.
Hun, what are you doing?
Just quick thank-yous.
I wanna say thank you to my parents.
I know you guys think this is so big,
but this is the biggest day of my life.
And I'm just so grateful to you guys.
-That includes you, Bas. -Yes!
She mentioned my name.
And my two new brothers, Mark and Eric.
Elaine, thank you for hosting tonight.
Come to think of it, you're the reason we have a roof
over our heads.
And to my two best friends,
Anna and Marshall who will be by my side tomorrow,
as they've been for over a decade.
And Marie…
for taking time out of her very busy schedule just to be here.
Well, of course.
You know, I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
Because she insisted.
Insisted to be here
and insisted on singing…
at our wedding, tomorrow. What a gift!
I didn't even know she sang.
And I'll be hearing her
for the first time tomorrow,
at our wedding.
And not because it's our wedding or because there'll be
tons of record execs there, but…
but because she's that thoughtful.
And generous.
Uh, speaking of generosity,
I just wanna say, my big sis,
my days are cold without you…
And… and I have absolutely nothing nice to say
about anyone, so…
Yes!
It was a great party, you guys.
Thank you, thank you.
I think we're gonna go ahead
and take off.
But we're gonna see you tomorrow.
-Yes, you… -Boop!
We will. I'm so proud of you.
-Go take care of her, please. -I will do that. Okay.
Congratulations you two.
Oh, I'm so proud of both of you.
Luke, Alf and I are so very
happy to welcome you into our family.
Thank you, Debbie. Means a lot.
And, um, I couldn't think of a better crew to join.
Actually, mind if my brother joins too?
-Not at all. -There you go.
Speaking of brothers, Lizzie,
did Bash tell you
that he arranged for some
special brownies for you?
-What?! -Mm-hmm.
You got them right there on that dessert table.
Oh, my gosh! Luke actually ate the last batch.
I heard about that.
This is the best day of my life.
Uh, well, before tomorrow,
which will actually be the best day of my life.
I know, I know…
I know what comes second
to the brownies, baby.
-See? -That's a good man.
-Yeah, yeah.
Whoa! Lizard!
Take it easy on the brownies.
Are you seriously food shaming me right now?
Oh, no, no. I just… You know…
Just let me enjoy this.
Oh. Okay, girl.
You… do you.
Lizzie, baby, you remember Samantha?
Hmm. Samantha?
Um, sorry, no. Have we met?
-Not yet. -And you came to the wedding?
Reginald told us to come.
I'm sorry?
Yeah, he, uh, couldn't make it,
so he offered up his tickets to us.
-Tickets? -Yeah.
Oh, that's just such an interesting way of framing it.
And we'd never been here,
so we figured this was
the perfect opportunity, so…
Baby?
Baby, are you alright?
Um, I think so.
Oh, what's happening here?
I think so.
What's…
Ma, is there something
I'm allergic to in these brownies?
No, honey, no. Bash took care of the…
Where's that boy?
Where is that boy?
Ooh, sorry to interrupt,
is there a sleepover
tonight for three?
I'd like to personally invite myself
because my dad gave me permission to buy
this car from CarMax.
Yeah, top down. Vroom, vroom. Me and you.
Your dad?
Or my investor.
Well, I'm sorry, jail bait,
but I forgot my jam jams.
I like jam jams. It's all good.
Hey. Does anybody have any Benadryl?
Oh, crap. I gotta go. I gotta… Oh, shit.
Or, you could fit into my jam jams.
Or just not wear any.
Ooh, that's better.
Somebody need an EpiPen?
Where did you come from?
And yes, but how?
Don't worry about it.
I was a doctor in my country.
-Ow! -Yeah.
That checks out.
What did you put in those brownies?
You don't like the brownies Juansito prepare for you?
Wait, you made these?
I got some people in the kitchen, you know,
they put a little bit of this, a little bit of that,
some oregano. Mrs. Miller told me to.
I can't believe Marie
did this to Lizzie.
I'm going to wring Bash's tiny little neck.
Wait, there was pot in them?
Baby, maybe things will be
okay. How many did you eat?
-Three. -Goddamn you gonna die!
Oh! I've never done drugs before.
-Okay, okay, okay. -Oh my God.
-It's okay. -Did Juansito mess this up?
Oh, no, Juansito. It's not your fault.
It's just, Lizzie's allergic to eggs,
and she's not gonna die, just swell up and be very itchy.
Oh my God. I'm gonna look like a blimp on my wedding!
Daddy's here. Don't worry.
Oh my God.
Daddy's here?!
Hey, have you seen Beth?
Uh, she was chatting with Mark and Eric last I saw.
Oh, well, you tell her I have to jump on a call.
One of our artists has locked himself in the tour bus
and is refusing to perform
because his favourite jeans ripped.
How will he ever survive the tragedy?
It's gonna be touch and go.
Thanks for the great party, Elaine.
Happy you enjoyed it.
Now, get some rest, Mister Man-of-Honor.
Tomorrow is a big day.
Yes.
What is going on there?
Lizzie ate a bunch of pot brownies.
Ah, she never struck me as the type.
-Are there any left? -Oh, yeah.
A whole tray of them.
Except for the three
that Lizzie ate.
Ooh, boy.
Well, I will take them off your hands.
It's probably the only way I'll make it through this call.
'Night.
How are you feeling?
Fluffy.
No kidding. What's that feel like?
Kind of orange.
Whoa, man. I think my D.A.R.E officer
is gonna be so mad at me.
Babe, I think he'll give you a pass on this one, okay?
Has anybody seen Marie?
I am so sorry she did this to you, Lizzie.
No, but I don't see Eric or Mark. Or Beth, for that matter.
I think they went ahead already.
Yeah, maybe, but it would've been nice
if she would've told me.
Psst!
I'm not talking.
Wait, I'm talking.
-I'm not talking anymore. -Okay.
Um, I think it's time
for you to go to bed, my almost wife.
I'll help you with her.
Yeah, and I'll go see where everyone went.
I'll meet up with you after I deal with this situation.
We should really respect nature.
No, wait, no, no, babe!
Oh God, it's on my hand! It's on my hand!
And that's the egg allergy kicking in.
Okay. Now, did all the trolleys leave
or can we get our princess back?
No, actually, I think I'll just let her sleep here, okay?
'Cause I don't think she'll be able to ride those
curvy roads without getting motion sickness.
-Yeah. -A little help please?
Yeah, you know what, let's get our bride to bed.
Come on, baby, I got you. I got you.
She will not hold still.
She hates washing her face. -Right?
How do you know that?
Because she tells me everything.
Unfortunately. Whether I want to hear it or not.
Alright, you. Come on.
Time for sleep.
I love you, my almost-wife.
Sleep well and dream of tomorrow.
Hmm. I love you too, Marshall.
What?
What, I don't know why she…
I don't know why she said that.
It's not like a thing. We're not like a…
I really don't…
I ought to lay you out right here.
No, you don't have to beat me. I have no idea--
Whoa, Luke. Is everything alright?
Ask Marshall.
This is really bad.
I know.
What are we gonna do?
I have no clue.
I also have no clue where my girlfriend is.
Ooh. Last was seen of Marie,
she was looking very cozy with Bas.
The kid?
Yeah.
Sorry, Marshall.
I really thought she would've changed.
I know.
Why her?
Women always see me as the friend.
Which is wonderful. Honestly, I don't mind.
But Marie sees…
…sees me as something more.
And sure, she's not perfect, but… I'm not perfect either.
But you've been running after her for so long.
Why are you chasing someone that doesn't want to be caught?
I think I'm scared that if I stop,
I'll get left behind.
Lizzie's getting married, you're traveling the world.
Well, maybe if you slow down long enough,
the right girl will…
catch up to you.
I can say the same thing about you.
You're objectively
one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Literally a cover model.
You're funny, you're smart.
You run a charity.
No one cares about those things.
I do.
That's why you're my Marshall.
Well…
Maybe one day, we'll both stop running.
Yeah.
Right now, it feels good just to lay.
Wow.
You really do wake up like that.
Cute.
Let's go wake up the bride.
Let's do it.
Hey. Wake up.
Psst!
Oh my gosh, guys. What are you doing?
Why am I here?
And why is my neck so itchy? Ugh.
-Um, eggs, remember? -Yeah.
The brownies.
- Yeah.
Alright, come on. It's time to get up.
Guys.
I'm getting married today.
Coffee's ready if anyone wants.
Oh, Lizzie, that's an unfortunate…
Does it look bad?
Uh, has anyone seen Beth?
Um, I think that they all went back to the resort bar.
Is that where Luke went?
I thought he was supposed to sleep here last night.
I can't believe you mixed up Luke and Marshall.
I still can't believe you just stole a trolley.
I didn't steal it.
I'm just using it as a temporary emergency vehicle.
Lizzie, how you doing back there?
I don't even have a dress.
You will, I promise. I'm on it.
Yeah. We'll just meet back in the bridal suite.
I'm also realizing how screwed
up it is that we're staying
in the bridal suite.
My fiancé hates me.
To be fair, he hates me.
That is not mine.
Uh, Marie, what the hell is going on?
Beth, you better have an excellent explanation for this.
You cannot talk to her like that.
Do you have any idea how powerful she is?
She runs her own record label.
Does she?
I had no idea.
Please, Beth, tell me about this amazing job you have.
Uh, yeah, we'll be over here.
And my new record executive girlfriend
is going to make all my dreams come true.
-Your girlfriend? -I'm sorry to have to break it
to you like this, Marshmallow, but I am…
gay.
What are you talking about?
Look, if you ever really
loved me, you would accept me for who I am.
And be happy that I found true love.
Alright. I've had enough.
You've been gay for like, four minutes.
So let's cool it on the true love. Okay, honey?
I am the record executive.
I'm the one who makes and breaks careers.
This is just my date, who works at the mall, by the way.
I'm on kiosk, thank you very much.
You sell corn dogs.
And I hope it's big enough for you to sleep in
because that's where you're headed right now.
Oh, and I am cancelling your flight.
So I hope you brought your credit card.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a stolen trolley to return.
Marshy! Marshy, you have to believe me!
This is her fault! She… She tricked me!
And ew! No! I'm so sorry! I love you!
You're my everything! You have to believe me!
-Oh God! -I'm sorry! I love you!
She looked like you! No!
I think you should leave.
Yeah, get out!
No, you, Marie.
-No, you have… -She manipulated me!
I can't do this anymore. I can't… I'm done.
You gotta go. You gotta go.
I can't.
Well, I guess calling my fiancé the wrong name
isn't so bad anymore.
And it looks like she's gone for good.
Yeah, that was kind of hot, right?
I mean, I see why he's Floyd's manager.
Oh, I'm just gonna… Congrats.
I don't know what happened here,
but I think somebody's
getting married today.
Juansito! Thank you!
Oh my gosh! Thank you so much!
-Juansito take care. -Hey, gracias.
I told you I would figure it out.
I just hope I have a wedding to wear it to.
Okay. Time to get dressed.
-Let's go. -Whatever. You won.
-Won? -Yeah, you won.
Won what?
The two of you have been fooling yourselves forever.
But hey, at least I won't have to get divorced.
Luke, she was high as a kite.
On weed and antihistamines.
I mean, she would've confessed her love to a potted plant,
if she hadn't thrown up in it.
Oh, has she been high since we landed?
How about the last year and a half of late night texts?
Happy hours after work,
her abandoning me every single time you call.
Dropping anything to help you,
whatever you needed.
Was she high then too?
Why don't you ask her yourself?
-Luke? -Babe.
No! Don't come in yet.
You can't see the dress, remember?
Right, right. Right.
I just want you to know that…
you are my entire world.
And I know that you've done
everything to make this
the happiest day of my life.
But…
I don't want just one day.
I want a lifetime.
I want to experience the world with you.
I want to build a home with you.
Babe, you…
You are my home.
Look, I love you so, so much.
And nothing can stop that.
No… brownies or brothers.
-Little-- -Language, Luke Leonard.
What… What are you two doing?
And get out!
No, shoo! Have you two lost your dang mind?
First of all, Luke,
what are you doing walking around barefoot like a yard dog?
You're getting married in a few hours.
And Marshall, why are you not helping my little girl get ready
on the most important day of her life?
Stop it!
Luke, I mean, I know he's a
disaster, but he is no threat to you, baby.
Heck, he's only a threat to himself.
And he's about as romantic in Lizzie's eyes as a tomato.
But I will tell you that I will be a threat to both of you
if you ruin my little girl's day.
Do I make myself clear?
-Yes, ma'am. -Yes, ma'am.
Mm-hmm.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to find my husband
before he steals anymore toothpaste.
Baby, take deep breaths. This is your day.
I am watching you.
Barefoot as a yard dog…
Do house dogs wear shoes?
Hey.
I am… I'm really sorry about everything.
No, no, no. It was…
Seriously, it was my fault. I'm sorry.
What do I do about Marie?
Marie…
Well, you gotta ask yourself, brother,
would you say "I do"?
If the answer isn't immediately yes,
just get out.
-Just like that? -Just like that.
When did you know with Lizzie?
From the first day.
Well then…
Let's go get you married, brother.
Oh…
-Look at our baby. -Yeah, I know.
She's gorgeous.
Oh, look at our baby.
It's time.
Thanks, Mom.
Ah, look at you, my princess.
You look gorgeous.
I love you.
I love you too, Dad.
Um, you know what, I got something for you.
Something blue.
Dad, did you steal this?
No. No, no.
That was… You know, that was a treat.
-It's a little treat? -Yeah, a little…
-Mm-hmm. -It was by the phone.
Well, I love it. It's perfect.
-You ready? -Yes.
-You okay? -Yeah.
-Got it? -Okay.
You look beautiful.
Thank you. You too.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to watch
these lovebirds do the thang.
Anyone who doesn't want them to do the thang
can thang on out of here.
Elizabeth Anders, do you take
this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
I do.
-And Luke Leonard… -Yes. Um… Yeah, go.
Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
I absolutely do.
Give the rings.
Boy, stop playing. Don't play.
-Oh… -Boy…
-I got you. -Gimme that.
-I got you. -You better.
With this ring, I thee wed.
Hey!
-Marshall. -Okay, okay.
-With this ring, I thee wed. -With this ring, I thee wed.
By the power of the internet and the State of Florida,
I pronounce you husband and wife.
You can smooch each other's faces.
I forgot what it was like to eat uninterrupted.
You don't have to swallow everything whole.
So then why do I miss my kids so much?
'Cause they're the best.
They really are.
I think I wanna go home.
Yeah, let's have another baby.
-I want to have another baby. -You should have another baby.
Ha-ha! Look…
You know, I believe I get to say a few words, I'm the father.
And I'm not even gonna look
because I know my wife is saying, "Alfred, sit down."
Okay, I know. Wife, don't say nothing.
Listen, when my Lizzie told me
that she and Luke wanted to have a destination wedding,
I said to them, "Without a doubt, y'all should elope.
Just go, just go."
No, for real. I even offered
them a down payment on a house
if they just went to Vegas or City Hall. Didn't I, baby?
It was a small house, but I offered it. But…
My daughter.
My… wonderful, stubborn, smart daughter
knew the investment she was asking all of us to make.
The investment to come on this trip.
To look at this man, Luke, and in ourselves.
You know, when I look around
this room, this little small room,
everything gets a little smaller, you know?
I mean… and I'm talking about…
that the people that are here,
they show that they care. It's this small family
of the people said that I will stop what I'm doing.
They fly across the world
to invest in Lizzie and Luke's future.
So…
To the bride and groom! Raise your glasses!
To the bride and groom!
And to the investment of a lifetime!
To the investment of a lifetime.
Okay, okay. Enough talking.
Let's get this party started.
I am Marie James.
And you can find my album at Mariejamesmusic.com.
-And it's… -Marie!
Nothing you can say will stop me.
You are a coward, Marshall.
Now, this first song is a bonus cut off my new EP.
And it's…
Hey, what did you do to my mic?
It doesn't work anymore.
You can't do that!
Hey. They better get her before I do.
You don't even want to be a singer!
-Just give me this stupid mic! -Are you crazy?
-No, give it to me! -Are you crazy?
- Ah!
-Oh. -Okay.
Why can't you ever get the hint?!
No one wants you here!
I never knew that,
about you saying you would never get married.
Yeah, um…
My parents passed away when Mark and I were really young.
And we just bounced around a lot.
I never saw a good example of a marriage.
So I vowed never to get married myself.
Until I met you.
Hey.
Where's Marie?
I don't know.
And…
That feels pretty good.
I've decided to slow down for a while
and see if somebody else might catch up.
You have no idea how badly I wanted to hear you say that.
Whoa!
What was that for?
For taking so long!
Psycho to supermodel in half an hour.
That is impressive.
So this is where the cool kids are hiding?
Where are Luke and Lizzie?
Yeah.
Having sex in a bed instead
of a public pool, like adults.
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Yeah, don't knock it 'til you try it.
Let's get in.
We're doing it.
We did it.
It's… our wedding.
That's our family.
Come on, baby.
Come on, get in here!
Get in here!
Come on.
Get in, lovebirds! Come on!
This is Gucci.
Uh, so is this. Now get in here.
Come on!
After you.
Come on, do it!