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<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Sugar ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Butter ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Sugar ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Butter ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Sugar ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Butter ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Flour ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Sugar ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Butter ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Flour ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My hands pluck the things</i>
<i>I know that I need ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll take the sugar</i>
<i>And butter from the pantry ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I add the flour to begin</i>
<i>What I am hoping to start ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And then it's down</i>
<i>With the recipe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And bake from the heart ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And butter ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And flour ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And mother ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's inside? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everyone wants to know</i>
<i>What's inside? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I always tell them</i>
<i>But I... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Feel more than words</i>
<i>Can say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to know</i>
<i>What's inside? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simple question, so then</i>
<i>What's the answer? ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ My whole life is in here ♪</i>
<i>-♪ What's inside? ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ In this kitchen baking ♪</i>
<i>-♪ What's inside? ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ What a mess I'm making ♪</i>
- Jenna!

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What's the special pie today?

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-Deep shit blueberry bacon.
-Deep shit?

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Dish! Deep dish! Sorry, Cal.

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<i>♪ The day starts like</i>
<i>The rest we've seen ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Another carbon copy</i>
<i>Of an old routine ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Days keep coming ♪</i>
<i>-♪ One out, one in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They keep coming ♪</i>

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Make the coffee strong enough
to chew.

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<i>♪ I don't know</i>
<i>What I wish I had ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But there's no time now</i>
<i>For thinking things like that ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ We've got too much to do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Too much to do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All these same things</i>
<i>We're always ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Opening up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Letting the day in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Over a cup, we'll say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hello, how you been? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Looking around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Seeing the same things ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Every day brings ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Hello, how you been? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Hello, how you been? ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Thank you ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Thank you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come again! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Some things never change ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Some things Never change ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I wouldn't call this place</i>
<i>A happy end ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I've been</i>
<i>'Round the block ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And just came back again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A small town like ours</i>
<i>Ain't much ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But sometimes home</i>
<i>Is where your ass ends up ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Order up! ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ordered up is how the day</i>
<i>Will find me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everything in its place</i>
<i>And timing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I like the way</i>
<i>Most of the days ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Look exactly the same ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Order up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Check the clock</i>
<i>Tick, tick, tock ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't stop</i>
<i>Serve with a smile ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hurry up</i>
<i>Fill the coffee cup ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And then in a while ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Take a breath</i>
<i>When you need ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To be reminded that with ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Days like these ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We can only do</i>
<i>The best we can ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Till we do it again ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Come on, move it now ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Opening up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Hello ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ How you been? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Thank you ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Opening up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Some things never change ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Some things never change ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Hello, how you been? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Hello, how you been? ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Thank you ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Thank you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come again! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Some things never change ♪</i>

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Order up!

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Becky!

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Come on, Becky, put some hustle
in that bustle.

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Cal, does your ass
ever get jealous

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of the constant crap that comes
out of your mouth?

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Ooh, howdy, Joe. What'll it be?

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It's warm in here. I'm warm.

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-Okay, I'll let Cal know.
-Let Cal know.

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-I'll let Cal know.
-Okay, listen up.

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Today, I want a big piece
of your deep dish blueberry
bacon pie

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with my scrambled eggs
and toast.

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And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.

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Okay. No potatoes with that?

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Did I say anything
about potatoes?

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Where'd you get potatoes from?

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Okay, no potatoes. Tomato.
That everything?

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No. I also want coffee.
But don't bring that first.

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Bring me water first
with the meal
and the coffee after.

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Are you okay?
Am I making you sick?

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Sorry, I'm just feeling
a tad queasy.

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You okay, Jenna?

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Yeah, I'm fine.
Too much coffee is all.

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Avoiding it ain't gonna
make it go away.

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-No.
-Hey. Hey. Hey!

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-Where the hell y'all going?
-To the beach. Pack us a lunch.

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There's no one on the floor!

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Am I supposed to put on
a waitress uniform myself?

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Hey, whatever floats
your boat, Cal.

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Let me remind you
I can fire your ass.

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Sorry, Cal, we can't hear you.
The water's running.

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Get out here!

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I'm only saying it once.

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This is the last time
I'm gonna say it!

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Dammit.

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Hey, I gotta get back
to my table.

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Jenna, time to pee on a stick.

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Oh, I don't wanna know!

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<i>♪ Come on, honey,</i>
<i>You've waited long enough ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get to it and do it ♪</i>

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-Okay, girls, enough!
<i>-♪ You know what we mean ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I hope you drank</i>
<i>Enough this morning ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, sweetie,</i>
<i>It's better to know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll be right here</i>
<i>With you, so ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's no or it's yes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But either way,</i>
<i>You gotta take the test ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A squat and a squeeze,</i>
<i>A prayer and a please,</i>
<i>It's nothing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A stick and a line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just one of 'em</i>
<i>If I'm lucky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A pot and a piss,</i>
<i>Here we go, sis ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we'll keep our focus on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The negative ♪</i>

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Here. All right,
read the instructions.

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<i>-Se puede saber...</i>
-In English!

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Oh. Do not insert the test stick
into your vagina.

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Wow. Thank you, Dawn!

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<i>♪ How'd I ever</i>
<i>Get myself in this mess? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One drunk night</i>
<i>And that stupid red dress ♪</i>

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Oh, I love that red dress.
The way it sparkles

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it looks like
an ice skating outfit.

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Stay with us, Dawn.

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<i>♪ Maybe his machinery</i>
<i>Is broken somehow ♪</i>

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What if his boys don't swim?

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I mean, wow, miraculous luck.

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Yeah, miraculous.

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<i>♪ To get away</i>
<i>With an uprotected fu-- ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Funny how one night can</i>
<i>Ruin your whole life ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't go there yet</i>
<i>We don't know what</i>
<i>The test says ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ I'm already panicked ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Just calm down, goddammit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe it'll all be fine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe there'll be</i>
<i>Just one line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, negative ♪</i>

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I thought you don't sleep with
your husband much anymore.

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We got drunk. I do stupid things
when I drink.

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Like sleep with my husband.

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Honey, we've all
made that mistake.

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<i>♪ Focus on the negative ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This will all be all right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It was only one night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Someone send me a sign ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One line, One line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That means</i>
<i>The test is ready ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This is it ♪</i>

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Shit.

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-Honey, are you all right?
-Shh, shh, shh.

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I'm inventing a new pie
in my head.

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<i>-♪ Sugar ♪</i>
-Of course you are.

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I'm gonna call it
I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie.

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I don't think we can write
that on the menu board.

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Then I'll just call it
Betrayed By My Eggs Pie.

166
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What's gonna be in it?

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Crack an egg,
combine with sausage

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and soak it in beer,

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mix in cheesy red dressing

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and add extra shortening
in your crust

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to trap the moisture in forever.

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Jenna, this ain't something
you can just tuck into a pie.

173
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Hey! Pledge the sorority later!

174
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Y'all don't do your work,
I'll dock your pay.

175
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And, lady, you are really
pushing my buttons today.

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Hmm, well, which one is mute?

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Waitress!

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Who do you have
to know around here to get
a piece of pie?

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-Earl
-Hey sweet thing.

180
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Hey, what are you doing here?

181
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Taking the rest of the day off.

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What about work?

183
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That friggin' foreman.

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So he was on my ass
for being late.

185
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But I told him don't blame
the line at Taco Bell on me.

186
00:10:01,536 --> 00:10:04,738
I don't belong in that shit job.

187
00:10:04,839 --> 00:10:06,240
-Where's my kiss?
-Earl, I got to get back
to work.

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They can wait.

189
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How we doing today?

190
00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:26,760
Yeah, it's not bad,
but it's not great.

191
00:10:26,861 --> 00:10:30,364
Hey, you know what?
I've been thinking.

192
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I don't think it's worth
you working here at this diner.

193
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I don't like those girls.

194
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,575
That one looks at me like
I just killed her dog.

195
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No, I think I'd rather
have you home

196
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baking me pies all day long.

197
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Oh, damn this is tasty.

198
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Yeah? Last piece left.

199
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It sold so fast today
I couldn't quite believe it.

200
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Oh, don't go getting
a big head or nothing.

201
00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,493
I mean, this is good,

202
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but let's face it,
you ain't no Sara Lee.

203
00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:07,502
You used to say my pies
were so good I could open
my own shop.

204
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I was just trying to get laid.

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<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

206
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,207
My husband's
a jerk chicken pot pie.

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Pound chicken
'til it's unrecognizable.

208
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Pack flour quickly.

209
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Use only essential ingredients.

210
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Then simmer without a lid,

211
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allowing the vapor to escape
swiftly from the mixture.

212
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:30,625
Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!

213
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,359
You're not listening to me!

214
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,262
And you know what? I work hard.

215
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,064
And you want for nothing,
you can't even listen to me.

216
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I'll work on that, Earl.

217
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:44,606
Am I imagining it?

218
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:47,875
Are your boobies getting bigger?

219
00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,679
Like they practically grew
a whole size overnight.

220
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:55,849
That's crazy, Earl.

221
00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,451
Maybe you're just eating
a little too much pie.

222
00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:59,621
Mm-hmm.

223
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:04,124
All right, I'm outta here.

224
00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:09,063
Hey, you tell your friends
about this bad boy?

225
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:12,233
Earl.

226
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:15,135
In medieval font.

227
00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:22,510
Now don't get too close
'cause the ink is still drying.

228
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,181
Now that must be helpful,

229
00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:30,685
just in case he forgets
who he is.

230
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:34,021
Jenna, life is a shit show.

231
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,691
My left boob is now so much
lower than my right

232
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,859
I'm lucky I don't trip over it.

233
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,563
And I'm married
to Drooling Phil The Invalid

234
00:12:41,663 --> 00:12:43,732
and buying Depends by the bulk.

235
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,299
And Dawn here
has never had a boyfriend

236
00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,401
and eats TV dinners
alone every night.

237
00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:50,004
Chicken Kiev on Monday,
veal piccata on Tuesday.

238
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:51,805
But we still
wouldn't rather be you.

239
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,875
No, we sure wouldn't.

240
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,910
Everybody's got something
they're dealing with.

241
00:12:57,011 --> 00:12:59,480
Don't worry about me.
It'll be fine.

242
00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,482
Yeah, some father
Earl's gonna be.

243
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,084
Look, hon,

244
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,554
don't hold yourself to vows
and promises you made

245
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,857
when you were too young to know
who the hell he really was!

246
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,393
Earl wasn't always like this.

247
00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:14,328
He's just going through
a rough time is all.

248
00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:18,165
What's the shelf life
on that excuse.

249
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,701
I couldn't even afford
to leave him now.

250
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,703
You can move in with me.

251
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:26,807
It's a studio,
but I have a full size twin.

252
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,911
That's real sweet, Dawn,
but I have a baby coming.

253
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,114
Jenna, dust the flour
out of your brain.

254
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,084
Do that baby a favor
and leave his sorry ass.

255
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:42,189
-He'd never let me.
-Honey, it's not up to him.

256
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,925
Okay, look, I got 14 pies
to make that ain't gonna
bake themselves.

257
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,461
-Jenna!
-Life's Just Peachy
Peachy Keen pie.

258
00:13:47,562 --> 00:13:50,064
-Jenna!
-Where There's A Whisk
There's A Way pie.

259
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:50,931
Oh, Lord

260
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,833
<i>♪ Make it work ♪</i>

261
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,636
<i>♪ Make it easy ♪</i>

262
00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:56,270
<i>♪ Make it clever ♪</i>

263
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:59,873
<i>♪ Craft it into pieces</i>
<i>Make it sweet ♪</i>

264
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,476
<i>♪ Crimp the edges ♪</i>

265
00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:05,814
<i>♪ Or make it sour and serve</i>
<i>With lemon wedges ♪</i>

266
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:10,017
<i>♪ Even doubt</i>
<i>Can be delicious ♪</i>

267
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:13,822
<i>♪ And it washes off</i>
<i>Of all the dirty dishes ♪</i>

268
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:17,257
<i>♪ When it's done I can smile ♪</i>

269
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:22,564
<i>♪ It's on someone else's</i>
<i>Plate for a while ♪</i>

270
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:27,702
<i>♪ I'll place it on display ♪</i>

271
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:30,638
<i>♪ And then I'll slice ♪</i>

272
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:36,377
<i>♪ And serve my worries away ♪</i>

273
00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:39,380
<i>♪ I can fix this ♪</i>

274
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,150
<i>♪ I can twist it ♪</i>

275
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:48,389
<i>♪ Into sugar butter</i>
<i>Covered pieces ♪</i>

276
00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:50,924
<i>♪ Never mind</i>
<i>What's underneath it ♪</i>

277
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:56,564
<i>♪ I have done it before ♪</i>

278
00:14:56,664 --> 00:14:59,967
<i>♪ I'll bake me a door ♪</i>

279
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:04,004
<i>♪ To help me get through ♪</i>

280
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:08,242
<i>♪ I learned that</i>
<i>From you, Mama ♪</i>

281
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:16,250
<i>♪ It's amazing</i>
<i>What baking can do ♪</i>

282
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,221
<i>♪ Make it up ♪</i>

283
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,257
<i>♪ And surprise them ♪</i>

284
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:26,795
<i>♪ Tell them all my secrets</i>
<i>But disguise them ♪</i>

285
00:15:26,895 --> 00:15:30,998
<i>♪ So they dance</i>
<i>On the tongues ♪</i>

286
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:34,401
<i>♪ Of the very people</i>
<i>That they're secret from ♪</i>

287
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:37,906
<i>♪ Make it soon</i>
<i>Make it better ♪</i>

288
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,041
<i>♪ Though better never</i>
<i>Lasts forever ♪</i>

289
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,045
<i>♪ I'll make it small ♪</i>

290
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,650
<i>♪ So it fits ♪</i>

291
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:52,386
<i>♪ Even this ♪</i>

292
00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:56,457
<i>♪ Even now ♪</i>

293
00:15:56,558 --> 00:16:04,064
<i>♪ Even as the walls</i>
<i>come tumbling down ♪</i>

294
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:10,672
<i>♪ Even as I can't stop</i>
<i>Remembering how ♪</i>

295
00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:13,641
<i>♪ Every door we ever made ♪</i>

296
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:19,848
<i>♪ We never once walked out ♪</i>

297
00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:22,784
<i>♪ Something I never</i>
<i>Got the chance ♪</i>

298
00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:29,389
<i>♪ To ask her about ♪</i>

299
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:33,795
<i>♪ So with flour</i>
<i>On my hands ♪</i>

300
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:36,965
<i>♪ I'll show them all how ♪</i>

301
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:46,139
<i>♪ Goddamn happy I am... ♪</i>

302
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,145
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪</i>

303
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:57,852
<i>♪ Don't let me down ♪</i>

304
00:16:57,952 --> 00:17:01,656
<i>♪ Let's see the next</i>
<i>Amazing thing ♪</i>

305
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:09,998
<i>♪ Baking does now ♪</i>

306
00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:24,044
-♪ Knock, knock ♪
-♪ Knock, knock ♪

307
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,146
<i>-♪ Who's there? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Who's there? ♪</i>

308
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,883
<i>-♪ Knocked up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Knocked up who? ♪</i>

309
00:17:28,983 --> 00:17:31,118
<i>-♪ You there ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Join us ♪</i>

310
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,254
Mrs. Hunterson,
the doctor will see you now.

311
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:38,526
<i>♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪</i>

312
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,628
<i>-♪ Knock, knock ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Who's there? ♪</i>

313
00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:43,665
<i>-♪ Precious ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Precious who? ♪</i>

314
00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:48,235
<i>♪ Precious little parasite</i>
<i>Who set its sight on you ♪</i>

315
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,171
<i>♪ Dream come true ♪</i>

316
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,142
<i>♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪</i>

317
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,411
<i>♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪</i>

318
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:03,618
Hello. Mrs. Bunterson?

319
00:18:03,718 --> 00:18:08,990
Hunterson. Who are you?

320
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,593
I'm your doctor?

321
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:14,662
I'm Doctor Pomatter.
You brought a pie?

322
00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,430
Gah, you know, I've only been
in town a few weeks

323
00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,432
I'm already-- I am--
I am so impressed

324
00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:20,768
with the genuine hospitality
of the place.

325
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:24,204
You're not my doctor.
Lily Perkins is my doctor.

326
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,106
This pie is for her.
It's her favorite.

327
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,475
Mermaid Marshmallow.

328
00:18:28,576 --> 00:18:30,745
I am sorry to say
she's not seeing any patients.

329
00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:32,880
She is semi-retired now.

330
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,016
What?

331
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,952
Long story. Making it short.

332
00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,654
I'm the junior doctor on staff.

333
00:18:39,754 --> 00:18:41,756
I am from Connecticut.

334
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:44,058
I just moved here two weeks ago.

335
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,226
-Are you bored yet?
-Yes. No.

336
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,427
I'm so sorry. Anyway,
if you're not comfortable

337
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:51,465
having me as your doctor...

338
00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:54,368
that's fine.

339
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:56,203
My feelings will not be hurt.

340
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,206
You can just go

341
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,908
and you can get yourself another
gynecologist in the area.

342
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:05,445
But Dr. Perkins delivered me.

343
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:09,316
She's been my doctor forever.
I really like and trust her.

344
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:16,189
Maybe you can really like
and trust me, too?

345
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,661
It doesn't happen that fast,

346
00:19:19,761 --> 00:19:21,062
but I'll try.

347
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,665
Okay. Okay, that's good.

348
00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:29,436
I'm your doctor.

349
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:32,674
-It's nice to meet you,
Mrs. Bunterson.
-Hunterson.

350
00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:37,477
Hunterson.

351
00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:40,380
So what seems to be the problem?

352
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,684
-Well, I seem to be pregnant.
-Well, hey, that's good.

353
00:19:42,784 --> 00:19:44,217
It's great. It's good for you.
Congratulations.

354
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,754
Thanks, but I don't want
this baby.

355
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:50,424
Okay. I can refer you
to a doctor who performs--

356
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,225
No, no, no. I'm keeping it.

357
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,595
Not that I judge that.

358
00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:57,832
I'm just telling you
I'm not so happy about it

359
00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:01,703
like everybody else might be,
so maybe you could be sensitive

360
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:05,405
and not congratulate me
and make a big deal every time
you see me.

361
00:20:05,506 --> 00:20:09,242
I'm having the baby,
that's that.

362
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:14,682
It's not a party, though.

363
00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:17,284
Not a party.

364
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,753
Yes?

365
00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:20,454
Excuse me, Doctor.

366
00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,557
Mrs. Flannigan
wants to talk to you

367
00:20:22,657 --> 00:20:24,759
about doulas before she leaves.

368
00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:27,528
-Doulas?
-Mm-hmm.

369
00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:30,297
Yeah, I have no idea
what that is.

370
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,399
No, come on. I'm only joking.

371
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,768
Of course I know what that is.

372
00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:37,270
Mm-hmm.

373
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,908
And here are Mrs. Hunterson's
blood test results.

374
00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:47,014
Well...

375
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:51,018
un-congratulations.
You're definitely having a baby.

376
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,056
Well, un-thank you.

377
00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:58,425
Do you have any concerns?

378
00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,862
You know, do's and don'ts?

379
00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:05,066
Exercise or sex?

380
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:09,103
Don't really do much of either.

381
00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:14,142
Okay. Here's your prescription
for your pre-natal vitamins.

382
00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:16,544
Nurse Norma is just gonna
give you a list of the good
and the bad foods.

383
00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:18,179
That's just like caffeine
and alcohol and et cetera.

384
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,115
It's very nice--

385
00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:31,559
it's very nice
meeting you, Jenna.

386
00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:33,261
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna see you again,
you know,

387
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,830
in three weeks.

388
00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:37,799
-I do have one question.
-Yeah. Yeah, shoot.

389
00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:41,169
How pregnant am I?

390
00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:45,773
Very.

391
00:21:45,873 --> 00:21:47,642
I mean, there's really
only one degree of pregnancy,
so to speak.

392
00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:51,112
No, no.

393
00:21:51,212 --> 00:21:56,416
I mean how far along?

394
00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:59,620
You're eight weeks,
Give or take.

395
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,556
Okay, so I don't start showing
for a while, right?

396
00:22:01,656 --> 00:22:04,158
-Right.
-Good, then I have
a little time.

397
00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:06,727
Although it is quite
beautiful, you know,

398
00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:12,533
-when a woman's body begins to--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

399
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:14,367
-Dr. Pomatter?
-Yeah?

400
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,304
I'm gonna give you this pie.

401
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,840
Oh, that looks
absolutely delicious.

402
00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:21,474
I am off sugar

403
00:22:21,576 --> 00:22:24,745
It actually causes
leptin resistance,

404
00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:27,315
chromium deficiency,
decreased longevity.

405
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:30,218
My mama used to say
you can live to be 100

406
00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:33,955
if you give up all
the things that make you
want to live to be 100.

407
00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:36,456
Well the longer
you're away from sugar
the less you crave it.

408
00:22:36,557 --> 00:22:37,925
I haven't had a piece of pie
in years.

409
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:44,232
Really?

410
00:22:44,332 --> 00:22:49,003
Life's hard enough.

411
00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:48,596
Listen, Cal,

412
00:23:48,696 --> 00:23:51,299
we had ketchups out there
yesterday half-empty

413
00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,567
and we all know,
the fuller the condiments,

414
00:23:53,668 --> 00:23:56,704
the fuller the experience.

415
00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:59,807
I am so sorry. I'll make sure
it never happens again.

416
00:23:59,907 --> 00:24:04,145
Thank you, Dawn.
I'll sleep tonight.

417
00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:05,780
-You're late.
-I'm sorry.

418
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,082
The bus driver was half asleep.

419
00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:10,685
Why doesn't your damn husband
buy you a car already?

420
00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:14,088
Because he doesn't want me
going nowhere.

421
00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:18,926
And you!

422
00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,494
Late again!

423
00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:23,331
You're inches away
from being fired, lady.

424
00:24:23,431 --> 00:24:26,067
Okay, then fire me.

425
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:30,104
Okay I will.

426
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:33,407
Okay, then do!

427
00:24:49,123 --> 00:24:50,424
So how was the doc?

428
00:24:50,524 --> 00:24:53,160
Ugh, fine. It was fine.

429
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,429
New doctor. A man.

430
00:24:55,529 --> 00:24:58,165
A man? Wow. He single?

431
00:24:58,265 --> 00:24:59,900
Maybe he'd be good for Dawn.

432
00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:03,671
What? Oh...
No, no, no.

433
00:25:03,771 --> 00:25:05,773
I think he had a ring on.

434
00:25:05,873 --> 00:25:07,742
Nice guy.

435
00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:10,878
Nervous. From Connecticut.

436
00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:13,147
Connecticut? What the hell
is he doing here?

437
00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:15,549
-I have no idea.
-Girl, park it for a minute.

438
00:25:15,649 --> 00:25:17,318
We bought you something.

439
00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:20,221
-Not you.
-Oh.

440
00:25:20,321 --> 00:25:23,024
-A present.
-That is so sweet.

441
00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:25,593
You shouldn't have.

442
00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,361
<i>What a Mama You're Gonna Be.</i>

443
00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:29,230
I researched
all the best baby books

444
00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,132
and this one was so sweet.

445
00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:33,768
Look here.

446
00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:38,272
there's a place to write
your first letter to your baby.

447
00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:41,475
"Dear baby"

448
00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:44,712
That's really great.

449
00:25:44,812 --> 00:25:48,482
Now we know you didn't
initially have a strong...

450
00:25:48,582 --> 00:25:50,751
happiness about this pregnancy,

451
00:25:50,851 --> 00:25:52,887
but she is coming anyway.

452
00:25:52,987 --> 00:25:54,855
Oh, well, we don't know
it's a she.

453
00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:59,160
I mean, it could be an alien.

454
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,295
Now you're not getting
any more affectionate toward
this little baby?

455
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:04,031
-Not at all?
-Not everyone wants
to be a mama, Dawn.

456
00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:05,933
That doesn't make me
a bad person.

457
00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:07,902
Can I interest the book club
in some coffee

458
00:26:08,002 --> 00:26:11,372
and a slice
of Sit On Your Ass pie?

459
00:26:11,472 --> 00:26:14,275
Oh, that's a good one, Cal.

460
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,344
And you know, I love
what you've done with your hair.

461
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:20,648
Tell me, how'd you get it
to come out your nostrils
like that?

462
00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:23,518
-Opening up!
-Mm-hmm.

463
00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:25,119
So did you tell Earl yet?

464
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:27,588
It didn't come up.

465
00:26:27,688 --> 00:26:29,723
Hey, Dawn, did you finish
writing your profile yet?

466
00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:30,758
We're not done talking
about you.

467
00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,793
I think we are. Dawn?

468
00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:36,697
Um, I'm still writing it.

469
00:26:36,797 --> 00:26:39,366
You have been writing it
for weeks.

470
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,735
Well, there's just not enough
space to complete a compelling,

471
00:26:41,836 --> 00:26:44,638
yet thorough, honest,
description of myself.

472
00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:46,740
Okay, well, why don't you
run what you got by us?

473
00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:52,547
Go ahead, honey.
Let's hear it. Come on.

474
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,751
Ecstatically alive,

475
00:26:57,852 --> 00:27:01,355
fervently organized,

476
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:05,527
dynamic and witty,
I am a woman of many passions

477
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,496
including a rare
turtle collection.

478
00:27:08,597 --> 00:27:11,398
I love the History Channel.

479
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:14,268
-Oh, now that's nice.
-Oh, note.

480
00:27:14,368 --> 00:27:16,737
I have played Betsy Ross

481
00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:21,775
in 33 Revolutionary War
reenactments.

482
00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:24,378
Okay, well that'll set you
apart from the crowd.

483
00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:26,680
Oh, well, I'm calling myself

484
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:34,989
NewDawnRising.

485
00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:38,527
-Too much?
-No, no, no.

486
00:27:38,627 --> 00:27:41,462
-Post it tonight!
-No, this is a mistake.

487
00:27:41,563 --> 00:27:44,732
Dawn, this is your one
and only life.

488
00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:46,767
<i>♪ I stick with real things ♪</i>

489
00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:48,836
<i>♪ Usually facts And figures ♪</i>

490
00:27:48,936 --> 00:27:50,804
<i>♪ When information's</i>
<i>In its place ♪</i>

491
00:27:50,905 --> 00:27:53,774
<i>♪ I minimize</i>
<i>The guessing game ♪</i>

492
00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,142
<i>- ♪ Guess what?</i>
<i>- ♪ What? ♪</i>

493
00:27:55,242 --> 00:27:57,512
<i>♪ I don't like</i>
<i>Guessing games ♪</i>

494
00:27:57,612 --> 00:28:00,549
<i>♪ Or when I feel things</i>
<i>Before I know the feelings ♪</i>

495
00:28:00,649 --> 00:28:02,950
<i>♪ How am I supposed to</i>
<i>operate ♪</i>

496
00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:06,053
<i>♪ If I'm just tossed around</i>
<i>By fate? ♪</i>

497
00:28:06,153 --> 00:28:10,858
<i>♪ Like on an unexpected date ♪</i>

498
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:13,160
<i>♪ With a stranger</i>
<i>Who might talk too fast ♪</i>

499
00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,630
<i>♪ Or ask me questions</i>
<i>About myself ♪</i>

500
00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:17,998
<i>♪ Before I've decided that ♪</i>

501
00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:19,900
<i>♪ He can ask me</i>
<i>Questions about myself ♪</i>

502
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,869
<i>♪ He might sit too close ♪</i>

503
00:28:21,969 --> 00:28:23,505
<i>♪ Or call the waiter</i>
<i>By his first name ♪</i>

504
00:28:23,605 --> 00:28:25,940
<i>♪ Or eat Oreos ♪</i>

505
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,075
<i>♪ But eat the cookie</i>
<i>Before the cream ♪</i>

506
00:28:28,175 --> 00:28:30,377
<i>♪ But what scares me the most</i>
<i>♪</i>

507
00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:33,047
<i>♪ What scares me the most ♪</i>

508
00:28:33,147 --> 00:28:36,518
♪ Is what if When he sees me ♪

509
00:28:36,618 --> 00:28:38,587
<i>♪ What if he doesn't like it?</i>
<i>♪</i>

510
00:28:38,687 --> 00:28:40,988
<i>♪ What if he runs</i>
<i>The other way ♪</i>

511
00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:44,925
<i>♪ And I can't hide from it? ♪</i>

512
00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:48,597
<i>♪ What happens then ♪</i>

513
00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:51,932
<i>♪ If when he knows me ♪</i>

514
00:28:52,032 --> 00:28:54,068
<i>♪ He's only disappointed? ♪</i>

515
00:28:54,168 --> 00:28:56,671
<i>♪ What if I give myself away ♪</i>

516
00:28:56,770 --> 00:29:00,808
<i>♪ To only get it given back? ♪</i>

517
00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,977
<i>♪ I couldn't live with that ♪</i>

518
00:29:03,077 --> 00:29:05,446
<i>♪ How do you live with that? ♪</i>

519
00:29:05,547 --> 00:29:09,083
<i>♪ So I'm just fine inside</i>
<i>My shell-shaped mind ♪</i>

520
00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:12,820
<i>♪ This way I get</i>
<i>The best view ♪</i>

521
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,923
<i>♪ So that when he sees me ♪</i>

522
00:29:16,023 --> 00:29:18,759
<i>♪ I want him to ♪</i>

523
00:29:18,859 --> 00:29:20,928
Dawn, don't you think
you're being a little--

524
00:29:21,028 --> 00:29:23,598
-I mean, just a tad--
<i>-♪ I'm not defensive ♪</i>

525
00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:25,766
<i>♪ I'm simply being cautious ♪</i>

526
00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:27,702
<i>♪ I can't risk</i>
<i>Reckless dating ♪</i>

527
00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:31,640
<i>♪ Due to</i>
<i>My miscalculating why ♪</i>

528
00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:34,174
<i>♪ A certain suitor</i>
<i>Stands in line ♪</i>

529
00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:37,144
<i>♪ I've seen in movies,</i>
<i>Most made for television ♪</i>

530
00:29:37,244 --> 00:29:39,648
<i>♪ You cannot be too careful ♪</i>

531
00:29:39,748 --> 00:29:43,183
<i>♪ When it comes</i>
<i>To sharing your life ♪</i>

532
00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:47,454
<i>♪ I could end up</i>
<i>A miserable wife ♪</i>

533
00:29:47,555 --> 00:29:51,191
Sorry girls. <i>♪ But he could</i>
<i>be criminal ♪</i>

534
00:29:51,292 --> 00:29:54,295
<i>♪ Some sort of psychopath who</i>
<i>Escaped from an institution ♪</i>

535
00:29:54,395 --> 00:29:56,598
<i>♪ Somewhere where</i>
<i>They don't have girls ♪</i>

536
00:29:56,698 --> 00:29:59,668
<i>♪ He could have masterminded</i>
<i>Some way to find me ♪</i>

537
00:29:59,768 --> 00:30:03,470
<i>♪ He could be colorblind,</i>
<i>How untrustworthy is that? ♪</i>

538
00:30:03,571 --> 00:30:05,306
<i>♪ He could be less than kind ♪</i>

539
00:30:05,406 --> 00:30:07,941
<i>♪ Or even worse</i>
<i>He could be very nice ♪</i>

540
00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:11,412
<i>♪ Have lovely eyes</i>
<i>And make me laugh ♪</i>

541
00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:14,882
<i>♪ Come out of hiding ♪</i>

542
00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,451
<i>♪ What do I do with that? ♪</i>

543
00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,621
<i>♪ Oh, God ♪</i>

544
00:30:19,721 --> 00:30:21,822
<i>♪ What if when he sees me ♪</i>

545
00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:24,224
<i>♪ I like him</i>
<i>And he knows it? ♪</i>

546
00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:28,929
<i>♪ What if he opens up a door</i>
<i>And I can't close it? ♪</i>

547
00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:30,931
<i>♪ What if you only open up ♪</i>

548
00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:34,368
<i>♪ What happens when ♪</i>

549
00:30:34,468 --> 00:30:37,539
<i>♪ If when he holds me ♪</i>

550
00:30:37,639 --> 00:30:39,674
<i>♪ My heart is set in motion? ♪</i>

551
00:30:39,774 --> 00:30:41,342
<i>♪ I'm not prepared for that ♪</i>

552
00:30:41,442 --> 00:30:46,080
<i>♪ I'm scared of breaking open</i>
<i>♪</i>

553
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:49,983
<i>♪ But still I can't help</i>
<i>From hoping ♪</i>

554
00:30:50,084 --> 00:30:53,521
<i>♪ To find ♪</i>

555
00:30:53,621 --> 00:30:58,760
<i>♪ Someone to talk to ♪</i>

556
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:05,834
<i>♪ Who likes the way I am ♪</i>

557
00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:09,504
<i>♪ Someone who when he sees me</i>
<i>♪</i>

558
00:31:09,604 --> 00:31:17,712
<i>♪ Wants to again ♪</i>

559
00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,087
Do y'all plan to work today

560
00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:28,523
or do you expect folks
to serve themselves?

561
00:31:28,623 --> 00:31:34,261
Works for me.

562
00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:38,132
I don't think I invited
anyone for breakfast.

563
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:39,933
Scoot! Vamoose! Skadoodle!

564
00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,669
All right.

565
00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:44,037
-Becky.
-What?

566
00:31:44,138 --> 00:31:45,973
Old Joe's in your section.
Kinda owns the place.

567
00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:48,041
Uh-uh, I can't deal
with him today.

568
00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:50,310
Oh, drop two menus
at table three. I got him.

569
00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:52,346
You're a trooper.

570
00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:54,915
-Hiya, Joe.
-It's warm in here.

571
00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:57,752
-I'm warm. Turn the air on.
-I'll tell Cal, hon.

572
00:31:57,852 --> 00:32:00,588
They keep all my businesses
too warm.

573
00:32:00,688 --> 00:32:02,690
My gas station. My supermarket.

574
00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:06,861
My laundromat. My diner.

575
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,563
I will not tolerate it
being too damn warm.

576
00:32:08,663 --> 00:32:10,765
I hear you, Joe.

577
00:32:10,865 --> 00:32:13,735
Okay listen up.
Today I want the special

578
00:32:13,835 --> 00:32:17,572
Betrayed By My E--

579
00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:24,546
Betrayed By My Eggs pie?

580
00:32:24,846 --> 00:32:28,315
And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.

581
00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:31,351
-That everything?
-No, I also want orange juice.

582
00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:33,788
But don't bring that first.
Bring the water first.

583
00:32:33,888 --> 00:32:36,323
Bring the OJ with the meal.

584
00:32:36,423 --> 00:32:40,160
Now listen to my horoscope
before you skadoodle away.

585
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:43,832
"Aquarius. Smooth sailing today

586
00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:47,602
as Mars enters
your inner circle."

587
00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:49,737
Whatever the hell that means.

588
00:32:49,838 --> 00:32:53,340
Oh! "The ones you love

589
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,511
will listen carefully
to you today,

590
00:32:56,611 --> 00:33:01,516
so make sure you're careful
with what you say."

591
00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:05,620
I don't have ones I love.
You want to hear yours?

592
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,822
I'm Aquarius too, hon.

593
00:33:07,922 --> 00:33:09,524
And I don't have ones
I love either.

594
00:33:09,624 --> 00:33:14,094
Just ones I live with.

595
00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:17,464
You got something in the oven
other than a pie?

596
00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:19,166
What?

597
00:33:19,266 --> 00:33:22,469
You got a bun in the oven?

598
00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:25,807
-Shh, quiet.
-Yeah, I've seen that look
on a woman before.

599
00:33:25,907 --> 00:33:28,776
Her name was Annette.

600
00:33:28,877 --> 00:33:33,447
I made sweet love to her
all through the summer of 1948.

601
00:33:33,548 --> 00:33:35,683
She got that same sick look
on her face like you had

602
00:33:35,783 --> 00:33:37,986
all through the fall.

603
00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:41,221
Almost married her right up.

604
00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:45,225
She lost the baby, though.

605
00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:48,863
Close call.
When you due?

606
00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:51,298
Hey, Joe, I don't want Cal
to hear you.

607
00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:54,334
Ooh, look here,
the National Pie Bake Off

608
00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:57,304
is in Springfield this year.

609
00:33:57,404 --> 00:34:00,407
Last year's winner,
Eunice Kevesdy,

610
00:34:00,508 --> 00:34:04,712
spent her prize money on an RV

611
00:34:04,812 --> 00:34:07,515
with a convection oven.

612
00:34:07,615 --> 00:34:09,817
You should enter.

613
00:34:09,918 --> 00:34:12,319
Oh come on, Joe.

614
00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:15,823
My pies are good,
but I'm no Sara Lee.

615
00:34:15,924 --> 00:34:19,059
Prize money's $20,000.

616
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,328
<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

617
00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:24,064
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪</i>

618
00:34:24,164 --> 00:34:27,267
Jumping Without A Net
Bottomless pie.

619
00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:29,037
Ah!

620
00:34:29,136 --> 00:34:31,338
Pillows of the softest meringue

621
00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:33,041
topped with ribbons
of strawberry cream.

622
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:36,010
No crust.

623
00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:38,546
Getting Out Of The Mud mud pie.

624
00:34:38,646 --> 00:34:41,481
Generous scoops of mocha
almond ice cream...

625
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,618
-Uh, hello.
-...topped with bittersweet
chocolate morsels...

626
00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:45,053
-Mrs. Hunterson?
-...and slivered almonds.

627
00:34:45,152 --> 00:34:47,087
-Mrs. Hunterson?
-Dr. Pomatter.

628
00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:48,856
-Hi.
-Hi.

629
00:34:48,957 --> 00:34:51,025
What are you doing here?

630
00:34:51,124 --> 00:34:52,560
My car wouldn't start
this morning.

631
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:55,863
I took the bus.

632
00:34:55,964 --> 00:34:59,067
Forgot how much I love buses.

633
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,536
Do you always take the bus?

634
00:35:01,636 --> 00:35:04,237
Tuesday nights my husband goes
out drinking with the boys.

635
00:35:04,338 --> 00:35:06,206
Oh, nice. For him.

636
00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:07,875
That you let him.

637
00:35:07,976 --> 00:35:09,711
Yeah.

638
00:35:09,811 --> 00:35:15,148
I love Tuesdays.

639
00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:16,718
Where do you live?

640
00:35:16,818 --> 00:35:19,186
Stanton Grove.

641
00:35:19,286 --> 00:35:22,090
Oh, gosh, it's nice over there.

642
00:35:22,189 --> 00:35:27,795
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, sure, if you like trees.

643
00:35:29,196 --> 00:35:33,200
You know.

644
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,037
No, I mean,
who doesn't like trees?

645
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:37,572
You mind if I sit down?

646
00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:40,173
No, not at all.

647
00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:50,183
-So, you're a waitress?
-Yeah, I'm a waitress.

648
00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:53,121
Ah. Where do you work?

649
00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:55,222
A little place
off of Highway 27.

650
00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:58,559
Joe's Pie Diner.

651
00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,662
We serve 27 different
varieties of pie.

652
00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:04,164
Wow. That sounds like
a virtual pie factory.

653
00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:06,466
No, I make all the pies
fresh every morning.

654
00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:09,604
Breakfast pies and lunch pies

655
00:36:09,704 --> 00:36:12,372
and a special new pie
I invent every day.

656
00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:14,174
Wait, did you make
that marshmallow pie
that you gave me?

657
00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:15,943
Yes, I did.

658
00:36:16,044 --> 00:36:18,813
Mermaid Marshmallow.

659
00:36:18,913 --> 00:36:23,051
I invented it with my mom
when I was nine years old.

660
00:36:23,151 --> 00:36:25,553
In my mermaid phase.

661
00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:28,288
That was probably the best pie

662
00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:30,091
that I have tasted
in my entire life.

663
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:32,292
You tried it?

664
00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:34,896
Well, I won't tell
your doctor.

665
00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:37,497
No. No, seriously.

666
00:36:37,598 --> 00:36:40,233
It was biblically good.
This is how good that was.

667
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,336
That pie could win contests

668
00:36:43,437 --> 00:36:47,875
and ribbons and things.

669
00:36:47,975 --> 00:36:52,180
What a thing to say.

670
00:36:52,279 --> 00:36:55,583
I am so sorry.
That was a compliment.

671
00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:58,019
No, I know.
That's why it made me
uncomfortable.

672
00:36:58,119 --> 00:36:59,754
Oh, God. No, you're blushing.

673
00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:05,827
Nope, nope,
shouldn't have said that.

674
00:37:06,661 --> 00:37:08,596
No, you know, it's kinda funny.

675
00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:14,869
It's just seeing you
sitting here in your uniform.

676
00:37:14,969 --> 00:37:18,405
<i>♪ You remind me of a girl</i>
<i>I once knew ♪</i>

677
00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:21,241
<i>♪ God by now,</i>
<i>She's well in middle age ♪</i>

678
00:37:21,341 --> 00:37:25,278
<i>♪ Probably 41 or 42 ♪</i>

679
00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:28,549
Thank you.

680
00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:31,652
Oh, my God. No, no, no.
She was a waitress.

681
00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,921
<i>♪ At a shop I used</i>
<i>To frequent quite a lot ♪</i>

682
00:37:34,021 --> 00:37:36,490
<i>♪ Nice teeth And small hands ♪</i>

683
00:37:36,591 --> 00:37:38,226
<i>♪ And snuck me goodies</i>
<i>I couldn't afford then ♪</i>

684
00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:40,460
<i>♪ She was sweet to me ♪</i>

685
00:37:40,561 --> 00:37:43,363
<i>♪ Reminds me of you ♪</i>

686
00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:45,867
oh, nobody ever really
notices me that way.

687
00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:49,436
Somebody did, right?

688
00:37:49,537 --> 00:37:51,506
No, because you've got the whole
baby thing going on.

689
00:37:51,606 --> 00:37:53,741
<i>♪ She'd bake the pies</i>
<i>Fresh every day ♪</i>

690
00:37:53,841 --> 00:37:57,011
<i>♪ Like you, I guess,</i>
<i>But I must say ♪</i>

691
00:37:57,111 --> 00:37:59,547
<i>♪ If pies were books</i>
<i>Yours would be</i>
<i>Shakespeare's letters ♪</i>

692
00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:08,355
<i>♪ You remind me of her,</i>
<i>But better ♪</i>

693
00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:11,225
<i>♪ It only takes a taste ♪</i>

694
00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:13,594
<i>♪ When it's something special</i>
<i>♪</i>

695
00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:17,698
<i>♪ It only takes a taste</i>
<i>When you know it's good ♪</i>

696
00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:22,670
<i>♪ Sometimes one bite</i>
<i>Is more than enough ♪</i>

697
00:38:22,770 --> 00:38:25,540
<i>♪ To know you want more ♪</i>

698
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:32,445
<i>♪ Of the thing you just got</i>
<i>A taste of ♪</i>

699
00:38:32,547 --> 00:38:35,116
<i>♪ That reminds me</i>
<i>Of a thing we would say ♪</i>

700
00:38:35,216 --> 00:38:38,186
<i>♪ Me and my mama ♪</i>

701
00:38:38,286 --> 00:38:39,587
<i>♪ In the kitchen</i>
<i>When we'd bake ♪</i>

702
00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:42,322
<i>♪ She'd say, "Jenna ♪</i>

703
00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,859
<i>♪ You can tell the whole</i>
<i>story With a taste" ♪</i>

704
00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:47,895
<i>♪ Yeah, no,</i>
<i>That's exactly what I mean ♪</i>

705
00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:51,165
<i>♪ I swear that as the flavors</i>
<i>Mixed and melted ♪</i>

706
00:38:51,265 --> 00:38:53,768
<i>♪ I could hear the sirens</i>
<i>sing ♪</i>

707
00:38:53,868 --> 00:38:56,304
<i>♪ It was truly something</i>
<i>special One taste ♪</i>

708
00:38:56,403 --> 00:39:01,809
<i>♪ And I want the whole thing ♪</i>

709
00:39:01,909 --> 00:39:05,412
<i>♪ I must say ♪</i>

710
00:39:05,513 --> 00:39:08,850
<i>♪ It felt like</i>
<i>I got carried away ♪</i>

711
00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:11,118
<i>♪ Intoxicated ♪</i>

712
00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:13,521
<i>♪ Made me escape ♪</i>

713
00:39:13,621 --> 00:39:19,694
<i>♪ The room I was in ♪</i>

714
00:39:19,794 --> 00:39:23,598
<i>♪ I can't help but wonder ♪</i>

715
00:39:23,698 --> 00:39:27,235
<i>♪ How your hands</i>
<i>Must have felt ♪</i>

716
00:39:27,335 --> 00:39:31,272
<i>♪ Creating</i>
<i>Such a masterful thing ♪</i>

717
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,908
<i>♪ Just one bite ♪</i>

718
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:36,443
<i>♪ Caused all that ♪</i>

719
00:39:36,544 --> 00:39:41,048
<i>♪ Wondering? ♪</i>

720
00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:45,418
<i>♪ It only takes a taste ♪</i>

721
00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:48,488
<i>♪ It only takes a taste ♪</i>

722
00:39:48,589 --> 00:39:50,258
<i>♪ When you know it's good ♪</i>

723
00:39:50,358 --> 00:39:53,361
<i>♪ Sometimes one bite ♪</i>

724
00:39:53,460 --> 00:40:00,167
<i>♪ Is more than enough ♪</i>

725
00:40:00,268 --> 00:40:02,336
<i>♪ To know you want more ♪</i>

726
00:40:02,435 --> 00:40:04,305
<i>♪ Of the thing you just got ♪</i>

727
00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:09,409
<i>♪ A taste of ♪</i>

728
00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:14,315
Oh, there's my bus.

729
00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:19,419
it was nice talking
with you, Dr. Pomatter.

730
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,759
Yeah, Jenna,
give me a call anytime.
I'm here.

731
00:40:24,859 --> 00:40:28,229
For all your questions
and concerns.

732
00:40:28,329 --> 00:40:31,265
Good to know, Dr. Pomatter.

733
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:56,691
Earl, hey. It's Tuesday night.

734
00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,392
What are you doing home
so early?

735
00:40:58,491 --> 00:41:01,862
Well thanks to
my asshole foreman

736
00:41:01,963 --> 00:41:07,401
it looks like you are gonna
be seeing me home a lot.

737
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:11,005
This dude says I'm late

738
00:41:11,105 --> 00:41:14,175
one too many times and...

739
00:41:14,275 --> 00:41:16,476
fires me.

740
00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:19,513
But I told him
you can take this toolbox

741
00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:21,983
and shove it up your ass

742
00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:26,320
'cause I don't even want
this goddamn job.

743
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:29,857
Then--
then he calls me arrogant!

744
00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:32,460
Me? Arrogant?

745
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,429
No, see, now that loser
has been waiting

746
00:41:35,529 --> 00:41:38,632
to stick it to me
since high school.

747
00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:40,701
-Earl, I'm sorry.
-Don't feel sorry for me.

748
00:41:40,801 --> 00:41:43,537
Don't feel sorry for me.

749
00:41:43,637 --> 00:41:46,407
I am fine!

750
00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:53,214
I am celebrating.

751
00:41:56,484 --> 00:42:01,889
Well...

752
00:42:01,989 --> 00:42:05,192
looks like you the one
that's gonna be

753
00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:06,961
paying the bills
around here now.

754
00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:12,666
How'd we do today?

755
00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:20,841
What, are you shitting me?

756
00:42:20,941 --> 00:42:25,746
-That can't be all you earned.
-It was a slow day.

757
00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:28,916
Maybe you need to move
a little faster.

758
00:42:29,016 --> 00:42:32,920
Where's my kiss?

759
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:36,290
No, come here.
Kiss me like you mean it.

760
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:40,361
Oh, Earl, I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling so good today.

761
00:42:40,461 --> 00:42:43,464
Well, you feel all right to me.

762
00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:46,200
Come on, baby.

763
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:52,940
Take my bad day away.

764
00:42:53,207 --> 00:42:54,909
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

765
00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,811
Let me get you something to eat.

766
00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:59,480
Oh, I've brought
some leftovers from work.

767
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:03,084
Chicken pot pie.

768
00:43:03,184 --> 00:43:09,890
You think I don't see
what you're doing?

769
00:43:10,925 --> 00:43:13,327
Do you think that I am stupid?

770
00:43:13,427 --> 00:43:15,496
-No.
-No?

771
00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,698
No, Earl.
I know you had a hard day.

772
00:43:17,798 --> 00:43:19,467
I thought maybe some warm pie
would make you--

773
00:43:19,568 --> 00:43:21,368
-I'm not fuckin' hungry!
-Earl, calm down.

774
00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:22,903
Calm down? I'll show you calm.

775
00:43:23,003 --> 00:43:25,239
Earl!

776
00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:29,443
I'm pregnant!

777
00:43:29,544 --> 00:43:36,150
What?

778
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:39,620
Well, when-- when the hell
were you gonna tell me?

779
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,756
Well, I--

780
00:43:42,857 --> 00:43:45,126
I know you've were under
a lot of pressure.

781
00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:46,861
And I was waiting
for the right time.

782
00:43:46,961 --> 00:43:48,762
Well, you have great timing!

783
00:43:48,863 --> 00:43:53,868
I'm sorry. Earl, I'm sorry.

784
00:43:53,968 --> 00:43:56,203
No wonder you've been looking
so tired all the time.

785
00:43:56,303 --> 00:43:58,706
Huh.

786
00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:01,108
Hey, come here.

787
00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,611
Oh, my God.

788
00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:05,547
Come here.

789
00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:07,882
Come here. Come sit down here.

790
00:44:07,982 --> 00:44:11,385
Careful.

791
00:44:11,485 --> 00:44:14,188
Oh, you--

792
00:44:14,288 --> 00:44:16,390
you little butterball!

793
00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:26,535
Well, how do you like that?

794
00:44:26,635 --> 00:44:31,272
I'm-- I'm gonna have a baby?

795
00:44:31,372 --> 00:44:36,277
Little Earl Junior.

796
00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:37,711
The legend lives on!

797
00:44:37,811 --> 00:44:41,916
Wait a minute.

798
00:44:42,016 --> 00:44:44,885
What happens if you decide

799
00:44:44,985 --> 00:44:47,721
to love the baby
more than you love me?

800
00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:51,392
Hey, listen, women do it now.
They do it all the time.

801
00:44:51,492 --> 00:44:55,530
They have a baby
and then it's just to hell
with the man.

802
00:44:55,630 --> 00:44:58,199
You're jealous of the baby?

803
00:44:58,299 --> 00:45:01,001
No. I don't get jealous.
That is below me.

804
00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:08,042
I'm just talking it out.
I'm talking out my feelings.

805
00:45:08,342 --> 00:45:11,445
Maybe I just need you

806
00:45:11,546 --> 00:45:15,849
to make me a little promise

807
00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:20,054
that you won't go loving
that baby more than you love me.

808
00:45:20,154 --> 00:45:21,789
-Okay.
-Yeah, but you say I promise.

809
00:45:21,889 --> 00:45:23,592
-Earl, I said okay.
-Hey.

810
00:45:23,692 --> 00:45:28,630
Hey.

811
00:45:28,729 --> 00:45:32,032
I need this from you.

812
00:45:32,132 --> 00:45:36,804
It's you and me first, right?

813
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:38,405
That's the way it's always been.

814
00:45:41,175 --> 00:45:43,578
<i>♪ Remember my clean shave ♪</i>

815
00:45:43,678 --> 00:45:46,847
<i>♪ Back in our old days ♪</i>

816
00:45:46,947 --> 00:45:51,986
<i>♪ When we were just kids ♪</i>

817
00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:54,855
<i>♪ I had my six-string ♪</i>

818
00:45:54,955 --> 00:45:57,726
<i>♪ And you had Your own thing ♪</i>

819
00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:02,963
<i>♪ Though I don't remember</i>
<i>What it is ♪</i>

820
00:46:03,063 --> 00:46:05,966
<i>♪ I wrote you love songs ♪</i>

821
00:46:06,066 --> 00:46:08,836
<i>♪ And you liked that sad one ♪</i>

822
00:46:08,936 --> 00:46:14,576
<i>♪ So I played it all the time</i>
<i>♪</i>

823
00:46:14,676 --> 00:46:17,444
<i>♪ What was that one line? ♪</i>

824
00:46:17,545 --> 00:46:19,813
<i>♪ Something about sunshine ♪</i>

825
00:46:19,913 --> 00:46:25,486
<i>♪ I sang it every night ♪</i>

826
00:46:25,587 --> 00:46:29,123
<i>♪ Where the sun don't shine ♪</i>

827
00:46:29,223 --> 00:46:33,861
No, that is not how
that song went.

828
00:46:33,961 --> 00:46:37,699
<i>♪ When the sun won't shine ♪</i>

829
00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:41,536
That's not it either.

830
00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:46,140
What was it, baby?

831
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,744
<i>♪ Till the sun don't shine ♪</i>

832
00:46:49,843 --> 00:46:53,847
<i>♪ You will still be mine ♪</i>

833
00:46:53,947 --> 00:46:56,551
That's right.

834
00:46:56,651 --> 00:46:59,621
<i>♪ Man what a whirlwind ♪</i>

835
00:46:59,721 --> 00:47:01,889
<i>♪ And so much is happening ♪</i>

836
00:47:01,989 --> 00:47:04,592
<i>♪ And mostly to me ♪</i>

837
00:47:04,693 --> 00:47:07,928
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

838
00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:10,799
<i>♪ We've come such a long way ♪</i>

839
00:47:10,898 --> 00:47:13,500
<i>♪ No turning back now, babe ♪</i>

840
00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:17,639
<i>♪ You're my family ♪</i>

841
00:47:17,739 --> 00:47:21,075
Now promise me.

842
00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:28,215
<i>♪ Till the end of time ♪</i>

843
00:47:28,315 --> 00:47:30,918
<i>♪ These are ties that bind ♪</i>

844
00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:33,921
Come on, sing it, honey.

845
00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:38,660
<i>♪ Till the sun don't shine ♪</i>

846
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:46,768
<i>♪ You will still be mine ♪</i>

847
00:48:09,657 --> 00:48:13,460
Honey, is it my imagination

848
00:48:13,561 --> 00:48:16,631
or is my left boob drooping
down even lower today?

849
00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:19,433
Oh, Lord.

850
00:48:19,534 --> 00:48:24,806
I'm starting to feel like
something Picasso woulda made.

851
00:48:24,905 --> 00:48:26,841
How'd you do?

852
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:29,677
Between Mr. Frugalman
on table five

853
00:48:29,778 --> 00:48:31,478
and "Hey,
I'll Get You Next Time"
on table seven,

854
00:48:31,579 --> 00:48:34,014
not great.

855
00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:37,819
Thinking about picking up
some extra shifts.

856
00:48:37,918 --> 00:48:41,388
Are you crazy?
You work hard enough already.

857
00:48:41,488 --> 00:48:45,058
Oh, what is this
doing next to the cinnamon?

858
00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:48,763
-Oh, I was looking for that.
-Uh-huh.

859
00:48:48,863 --> 00:48:51,131
You can't write your baby
a letter from the spice rack.

860
00:48:51,231 --> 00:48:53,568
-I'm not much
of a letter writer.
-Are you okay?

861
00:48:55,537 --> 00:48:59,139
I'm having
a small anxiety attack.

862
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,342
I got a message on my profile.

863
00:49:02,443 --> 00:49:04,913
Girl, you've been sitting
on this news all day?

864
00:49:05,012 --> 00:49:08,248
He calls himself
OKCWithABullet, 32.

865
00:49:08,348 --> 00:49:11,318
Has all his hair, kind smile,

866
00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:16,023
loves poetry, Pavarotti
and puzzles.

867
00:49:16,123 --> 00:49:18,827
-He sounds perfect!
-Look at you.

868
00:49:18,927 --> 00:49:20,929
They're already lining up.
Take a number.

869
00:49:21,028 --> 00:49:23,230
Yeah.
Oh, dear, it's happening.

870
00:49:27,569 --> 00:49:29,970
It's really happening.

871
00:49:30,070 --> 00:49:32,907
I made a five-minute date
with him tonight.

872
00:49:33,006 --> 00:49:35,677
Five minutes?

873
00:49:35,777 --> 00:49:37,946
Well, this way
if it's a disaster

874
00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:40,615
I can get back in time
for <i>History's Mysteries.</i>

875
00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:42,049
Okay, now, Dawn,

876
00:49:42,149 --> 00:49:44,519
you are such a natural beauty,

877
00:49:44,619 --> 00:49:47,154
but 'cause it's such
a special occasion,

878
00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:49,757
would you let me put just
a tad of makeup on you

879
00:49:49,858 --> 00:49:53,193
and perhaps...

880
00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:56,196
pull that pony down...

881
00:49:56,296 --> 00:50:01,903
just for one night?

882
00:50:02,002 --> 00:50:04,506
Well, it is important

883
00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:07,107
- to make a good
first impression.

884
00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:10,344
Jenna, may I ask you to make

885
00:50:10,444 --> 00:50:14,516
your Meet Your Dream Chocolate
Cream pie to take to him?

886
00:50:14,616 --> 00:50:17,952
I will make you
a really special one.

887
00:50:18,051 --> 00:50:20,655
One like my mama used to.

888
00:50:20,755 --> 00:50:23,825
You wouldn't think all
the ingredients would go
together, but they do.

889
00:50:23,925 --> 00:50:29,329
What's going to be in it?

890
00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:32,734
I'm going to switch
the chocolate...

891
00:50:32,834 --> 00:50:38,438
from bittersweet
to creamy milk...

892
00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:41,776
and add a touch
of passion fruit.

893
00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:43,945
Oh, my God!

894
00:50:51,019 --> 00:50:53,655
And then I'll mix in

895
00:50:53,755 --> 00:50:57,124
something that will make
the impossible possible.

896
00:50:57,224 --> 00:50:59,794
Some exotic spice

897
00:50:59,894 --> 00:51:01,963
that will make you see clearly
before it's too late.

898
00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:07,467
What is going on with you, girl?

899
00:51:07,569 --> 00:51:09,037
You know that pie contest
that's coming to Springfield?

900
00:51:09,136 --> 00:51:11,438
Mm-hmm.

901
00:51:11,539 --> 00:51:15,777
I'm gonna do it.

902
00:51:15,877 --> 00:51:19,914
I'm gonna find a way
to save some money to go
there and enter it.

903
00:51:20,014 --> 00:51:22,416
Now that's the first thing
you've said that's made any
sense in a very long time.

904
00:51:22,517 --> 00:51:26,453
And if a miracle happens
and I win it,

905
00:51:26,554 --> 00:51:32,026
I'm gonna take that prize money
and I'm gonna...

906
00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:37,364
You're gonna leave Earl.

907
00:51:37,464 --> 00:51:41,134
Yeah.

908
00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:45,305
And just run away from here.

909
00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:47,140
Wow.

910
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,476
Honey, you can leave Earl

911
00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:51,846
without running away from here.

912
00:51:51,946 --> 00:51:55,583
It's not that easy.

913
00:51:55,683 --> 00:51:57,619
Well, all right.

914
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,253
You go ahead.

915
00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:04,424
Get yourself a little pie shop
somewhere.

916
00:52:04,525 --> 00:52:06,159
Somewhere people could really
use a little pie shop.

917
00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:09,764
Like Europe.

918
00:52:09,864 --> 00:52:12,900
Or New Jersey.

919
00:52:13,001 --> 00:52:16,169
Jenna's Pie Palace.

920
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,773
Jenna's Pastry Heaven.

921
00:52:18,873 --> 00:52:23,176
Jenna's Pie In The Sky.

922
00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:26,179
<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

923
00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:28,916
Come on, honey.
We're not playing.

924
00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:32,219
<i>♪ Sugar, butter ♪</i>

925
00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:37,424
<i>♪ Flour ♪</i>

926
00:52:37,525 --> 00:52:42,797
<i>♪ Sometimes I still see her ♪</i>

927
00:52:42,897 --> 00:52:48,536
<i>♪ My mother the dreamer ♪</i>

928
00:52:48,636 --> 00:52:58,245
<i>♪ She'd say nothing's</i>
<i>Impossible child ♪</i>

929
00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:05,687
<i>♪ A dream needs believing ♪</i>

930
00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:11,191
<i>♪ To taste like the real</i>
<i>thing ♪</i>

931
00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:19,901
<i>♪ Like some stranger</i>
<i>You recognize ♪</i>

932
00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:22,402
<i>♪ So pure ♪</i>

933
00:53:22,502 --> 00:53:25,673
♪ So pure, so electric ♪

934
00:53:25,773 --> 00:53:28,408
<i>♪ So sure ♪</i>

935
00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:33,581
<i>♪ So sure, so connected ♪</i>

936
00:53:33,681 --> 00:53:36,784
<i>♪ To those little believers ♪</i>

937
00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:41,723
<i>♪ Inside ♪</i>

938
00:53:41,823 --> 00:53:45,059
<i>♪ May we all be ♪</i>

939
00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:51,199
<i>♪ So lucky ♪</i>

940
00:53:51,298 --> 00:53:56,436
<i>♪ But dreams are elusive ♪</i>

941
00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:59,306
<i>♪ The kind</i>
<i>We've gotten used to ♪</i>

942
00:53:59,406 --> 00:54:02,442
<i>♪ Is nothing I can feel ♪</i>

943
00:54:02,543 --> 00:54:04,478
<i>-♪ Nothing I can hold ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Nothing I can have ♪</i>

944
00:54:04,579 --> 00:54:09,316
<i>♪ Nothing that I know ♪</i>

945
00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:19,193
<i>♪ Dreams come and they go ♪</i>

946
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:23,064
<i>♪ But hold them</i>
<i>And keep them ♪</i>

947
00:54:23,164 --> 00:54:25,365
<i>♪ But hold them</i>
<i>And keep them ♪</i>

948
00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:28,368
<i>♪ And know that you need them</i>
<i>♪</i>

949
00:54:28,468 --> 00:54:30,838
<i>♪ And know that</i>
<i>You need them ♪</i>

950
00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:34,075
<i>♪ When your breaking point's</i>
<i>All that ♪</i>

951
00:54:34,175 --> 00:54:38,146
<i>♪ You have ♪</i>

952
00:54:38,246 --> 00:54:46,954
<i>♪ A dream is a soft place</i>
<i>To land ♪</i>

953
00:54:47,054 --> 00:54:50,124
<i>♪ May we all be ♪</i>

954
00:54:50,224 --> 00:54:54,629
<i>♪ So lucky ♪</i>

955
00:55:03,037 --> 00:55:06,007
Oh, look what you did.

956
00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:10,144
You made me almost pretty.

957
00:55:10,244 --> 00:55:13,714
Almost pretty? You're beautiful.

958
00:55:13,815 --> 00:55:18,351
What the hell
did y'all put in that pie?

959
00:55:18,451 --> 00:55:23,624
I gonna leave before I die
of estrogen asphyxiation.

960
00:55:23,724 --> 00:55:29,130
Don't forget to turn out
the lights.

961
00:55:40,274 --> 00:55:42,743
Who are you
putting on lipstick for?

962
00:55:42,844 --> 00:55:44,979
You dolling up
for the diaper change?

963
00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:47,582
Well...

964
00:55:47,682 --> 00:55:51,919
maybe I got a little secret.

965
00:55:52,019 --> 00:55:54,322
-Maybe I'm doing
a little dreaming, too.
-What?

966
00:55:54,421 --> 00:55:55,857
-I can't tell you yet.
-Why not?

967
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:58,192
Bye-bye, Dawn.

968
00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:01,229
Now don't do anything
I haven't done.

969
00:56:01,329 --> 00:56:02,830
Get yourself
a five-minute condom.

970
00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,699
Becky!

971
00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:06,801
Adios, ladies.

972
00:56:12,974 --> 00:56:21,115
You are the queen of
kindness and goodness.

973
00:56:23,117 --> 00:56:26,954
<i>♪ May we all be ♪</i>

974
00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:34,161
<i>♪ So lucky ♪</i>

975
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,010
Hiya, handsome. What'll it be?

976
00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:25,478
Oh, you're so lovely,
but no, I don't want you
as my waitress.

977
00:57:25,579 --> 00:57:32,286
No. I want her.
I want that lady right there.

978
00:57:32,853 --> 00:57:34,588
I'm so sorry, hon,
but you're sitting
in my station.

979
00:57:34,689 --> 00:57:41,494
But I don't want you.
I want her.

980
00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:46,701
Well, I do like a man
who knows what he wants.

981
00:57:46,801 --> 00:57:48,903
Is she a good friend of yours?
What can you tell me about her?

982
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:52,073
What are her likes
and her dislikes?

983
00:57:52,173 --> 00:57:56,243
And does she have
any food allergies
or pollen sensitivities?

984
00:57:56,344 --> 00:57:58,579
Excuse me, darling.

985
00:57:58,679 --> 00:57:59,780
I'm gonna go talk to Dawn
for a minute,

986
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:00,982
see if she won't
tell you herself.

987
00:58:01,082 --> 00:58:03,017
That would be wonderful.

988
00:58:03,117 --> 00:58:09,757
-I thought you'd like that.
-I do. I do.

989
00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:12,727
Dawn!

990
00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:14,762
There is a man at table five

991
00:58:14,862 --> 00:58:16,496
on a mission with your name
on it.

992
00:58:16,597 --> 00:58:20,034
His name is Ogie.

993
00:58:20,134 --> 00:58:23,371
Short for Oklahoma.

994
00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:25,806
He's OKCwithaBullet!

995
00:58:25,906 --> 00:58:33,047
Ahh!

996
00:58:33,814 --> 00:58:36,417
He's an amateur magician,

997
00:58:36,517 --> 00:58:39,587
does competitive clog dancing

998
00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:42,923
and only eats white food
on Wednesdays.

999
00:58:43,024 --> 00:58:45,626
-He told me we were soulmates.
-Girl!

1000
00:58:45,726 --> 00:58:48,295
I made the mistake
of telling him I work here.

1001
00:58:48,396 --> 00:58:52,066
Oh, I don't know, Dawn.
I think it sounds like
he's got potential.

1002
00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:54,135
He took me through
the entire medical

1003
00:58:54,235 --> 00:58:58,472
and psychiatric history
of his whole family.

1004
00:58:58,572 --> 00:59:01,776
Oh, he's laying it
all on the table.

1005
00:59:01,876 --> 00:59:03,477
I just wanted
a quiet first date.

1006
00:59:03,577 --> 00:59:05,813
Stimulating conversation.

1007
00:59:05,913 --> 00:59:08,115
First man who ever shows
any interest in me

1008
00:59:08,215 --> 00:59:11,218
and he turns out to be
a mad, clogging elf.

1009
00:59:15,423 --> 00:59:18,492
I'm telling you, Jenna,
that magic love pie
was too good.

1010
00:59:18,592 --> 00:59:20,494
I should never
have brought it with me.

1011
00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:22,163
I don't think
it was the pie, Dawn.

1012
00:59:22,263 --> 00:59:24,533
I think it was you.

1013
00:59:24,632 --> 00:59:26,767
-Come with me.
-I would, but I gotta go pee.

1014
00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:31,372
Is anyone gonna take
the elf's order?

1015
00:59:31,472 --> 00:59:33,474
Would you shut up, Cal?

1016
00:59:33,574 --> 00:59:36,310
That happens to be
OKCwithaBullet!

1017
00:59:36,410 --> 00:59:39,213
Cue DawnRising.

1018
00:59:39,313 --> 00:59:42,950
No.

1019
00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:49,090
-Okay, just open
this up a little bit.
-Becky, no!

1020
01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,605
Hello, good morning. Hello.
I told you I didn't want

1021
01:00:04,705 --> 01:00:07,842
to see you again.
May I take your order?

1022
01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:10,611
I'll have an egg white omelet

1023
01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:13,848
with cottage cheese
and a side of mayonnaise.

1024
01:00:13,948 --> 01:00:19,053
I have very exquisite taste.

1025
01:00:19,153 --> 01:00:21,021
What kind of toast with that?
White or wheat?

1026
01:00:21,122 --> 01:00:23,891
Why am I even asking?
It's Wednesday!

1027
01:00:23,991 --> 01:00:26,494
You see? We already know
each other so intimately.

1028
01:00:26,595 --> 01:00:28,195
You don't know me.

1029
01:00:28,295 --> 01:00:29,564
I do.

1030
01:00:29,663 --> 01:00:31,799
You're NewDawnRising.

1031
01:00:31,899 --> 01:00:34,235
Easily misunderstood,

1032
01:00:34,335 --> 01:00:37,671
but I see your true beauty.

1033
01:00:37,771 --> 01:00:39,840
Normally I wouldn't do this.

1034
01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:42,409
Actually, I've never done this.

1035
01:00:42,511 --> 01:00:43,844
But that five minutes,

1036
01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:48,716
it felt like a whole 15

1037
01:00:48,816 --> 01:00:50,684
and I am certain we're meant
to be together.

1038
01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:52,753
I don't even know you.

1039
01:00:52,853 --> 01:00:55,823
I'm a tax auditor.

1040
01:00:55,923 --> 01:00:58,425
I drive a very nice

1041
01:00:58,527 --> 01:01:04,732
subcompact Toyota Yaris.

1042
01:01:04,832 --> 01:01:07,201
And I love my mother.

1043
01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:10,539
What else do you need
to know about me?

1044
01:01:10,639 --> 01:01:13,073
Your dessert order.

1045
01:01:13,174 --> 01:01:15,476
I'll have a slice

1046
01:01:15,577 --> 01:01:17,579
of the White Knuckle Cream Pie.

1047
01:01:17,678 --> 01:01:19,213
With or without whipped cream?

1048
01:01:19,313 --> 01:01:23,083
You choose.
I trust you implicitly.

1049
01:01:23,184 --> 01:01:25,252
But if you do choose
to have whipped cream,

1050
01:01:25,352 --> 01:01:27,922
I would love it on the side,
not touching the pie.

1051
01:01:28,022 --> 01:01:29,624
I hate it when it
touches the pie.

1052
01:01:29,723 --> 01:01:32,026
No, it soggies the crust.

1053
01:01:32,126 --> 01:01:33,861
Yeah, and you can't control
the whipped cream...

1054
01:01:33,961 --> 01:01:37,431
...to pie ratio
to create the perfect bite.

1055
01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:42,770
Oh, there's that laugh.

1056
01:01:42,870 --> 01:01:46,541
That intoxicating laugh.

1057
01:01:46,641 --> 01:01:49,777
Dawn, you inspire
poetry in me.

1058
01:01:49,877 --> 01:01:53,615
I'm making one up.

1059
01:01:53,714 --> 01:01:56,917
I'm making one up here
right here on the spot
and here it comes.

1060
01:01:57,017 --> 01:02:00,087
All of my life
I've loved turtles.

1061
01:02:00,187 --> 01:02:03,390
And you, Dawn, are the queen.

1062
01:02:03,490 --> 01:02:05,893
Da, da, da, da, da.

1063
01:02:05,993 --> 01:02:08,395
Da, da, da, da, da.

1064
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:14,201
And something in between.

1065
01:02:14,301 --> 01:02:15,970
I'm gonna work on
the middle section.

1066
01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:18,872
I am. You like that one,
don't you, Dawn?

1067
01:02:18,973 --> 01:02:20,675
Please just take your mixed
bouquet and leave.

1068
01:02:20,774 --> 01:02:24,512
-Just leave!
-Dawn.

1069
01:02:24,613 --> 01:02:27,815
<i>♪ I will never</i>
<i>Let you let me leave</i>
<i>I promise I'm not lying ♪</i>

1070
01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:29,383
<i>♪ Go ahead ask anybody</i>
<i>Who has seen me trying ♪</i>

1071
01:02:29,483 --> 01:02:32,621
<i>♪ I'm not going ♪</i>

1072
01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:36,357
<i>♪ If it seems like I did I'm</i>
<i>probably waiting outside ♪</i>

1073
01:02:36,457 --> 01:02:38,727
<i>♪ Such a stubborn man</i>
<i>You'll likely never</i>
<i>Meet another ♪</i>

1074
01:02:38,826 --> 01:02:41,395
<i>♪ When we have our family</i>
<i>dinner You can ask my mother ♪</i>

1075
01:02:41,495 --> 01:02:44,365
<i>♪ She's the best ♪</i>

1076
01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:47,968
<i>♪ You'll learn more about her</i>
<i>On our family history test ♪</i>

1077
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:51,438
<i>♪ I'm gonna do this right ♪</i>

1078
01:02:51,539 --> 01:02:54,908
<i>♪ Show you I'm not moving ♪</i>

1079
01:02:55,009 --> 01:02:57,411
<i>♪ Wherever you go</i>
<i>I won't be far to follow ♪</i>

1080
01:02:57,512 --> 01:03:02,316
<i>♪ Oh, gonna love you so ♪</i>

1081
01:03:02,416 --> 01:03:06,453
<i>♪ You'll learn what</i>
<i>I already know ♪</i>

1082
01:03:06,554 --> 01:03:09,957
<i>♪ I love you means</i>
<i>You're never ever ever</i>
<i>Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1083
01:03:10,057 --> 01:03:12,527
<i>♪ You can try ♪</i>

1084
01:03:12,627 --> 01:03:17,264
<i>♪ Oh, but I ♪</i>

1085
01:03:17,364 --> 01:03:19,734
<i>♪ I love you means</i>
<i>You're never ever ever</i>
<i>Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1086
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,368
-Ready for your check?
-Not quite!

1087
01:03:21,468 --> 01:03:24,872
Pie for--

1088
01:03:24,972 --> 01:03:28,375
pie for everybody!

1089
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:32,379
<i>♪ I grew up an only child</i>
<i>In a suburb of the city ♪</i>

1090
01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,915
<i>♪ Spent my days alone my only</i>
<i>Friend was a stray kitty ♪</i>

1091
01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:37,451
<i>-♪ Called Sardine ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Sardine ♪</i>

1092
01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:40,421
<i>♪ I thought it was hilarious</i>
<i>To call a cat a kind of fish ♪</i>

1093
01:03:40,522 --> 01:03:43,424
<i>♪ She played hard to get</i>
<i>Hissing while</i>
<i>She scratched me ♪</i>

1094
01:03:43,525 --> 01:03:45,660
<i>♪ What she was trying to say</i>
<i>Was "Ogie, come and catch me ♪</i>

1095
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,495
<i>♪ I learned quickly ♪</i>

1096
01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:50,497
<i>♪ That her perseverance</i>
<i>Stood between a cat ♪</i>

1097
01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:52,032
<i>♪ And her New best friend me ♪</i>

1098
01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:56,170
<i>♪ Oh, I'm gonna</i>
<i>Do this right ♪</i>

1099
01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:59,607
<i>♪ Show you I'm not moving ♪</i>

1100
01:03:59,708 --> 01:04:02,142
<i>♪ Wherever you go</i>
<i>I won't be far to follow ♪</i>

1101
01:04:02,242 --> 01:04:07,114
<i>♪ Oh, gonna love you so ♪</i>

1102
01:04:07,214 --> 01:04:11,352
<i>♪ You'll learn what</i>
<i>I already know ♪</i>

1103
01:04:11,452 --> 01:04:12,920
<i>♪ I love you means</i>
<i>You're never ever ever</i>
<i>Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1104
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:14,988
When you say never...

1105
01:04:15,089 --> 01:04:17,826
<i>♪ You can try ♪</i>

1106
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:21,696
<i>♪ Oh, but I ♪</i>

1107
01:04:21,796 --> 01:04:23,832
I love you means
blah, blah, yip, yap.
Get back to work!

1108
01:04:23,931 --> 01:04:26,367
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1109
01:04:26,467 --> 01:04:28,969
<i>♪ You can try ♪</i>

1110
01:04:29,069 --> 01:04:33,474
<i>♪ Oh, but I ♪</i>

1111
01:04:33,575 --> 01:04:35,710
<i>♪ I love you means</i>
<i>You're never ever ever</i>
<i>Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1112
01:04:44,151 --> 01:04:47,522
<i>♪ You can try ♪</i>

1113
01:04:47,622 --> 01:04:51,925
<i>♪ Oh, but I ♪</i>

1114
01:04:52,025 --> 01:04:55,262
<i>♪ I love you means</i>
<i>You're never ever ever</i>
<i>Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1115
01:05:15,282 --> 01:05:21,790
So I'll pick you up
Sunday at seven?

1116
01:05:21,890 --> 01:05:23,858
Maybe?

1117
01:05:23,957 --> 01:05:26,193
Maybe!

1118
01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:28,095
There's a reading
at Rainard Park

1119
01:05:28,195 --> 01:05:30,063
of the Federalist Papers.

1120
01:05:30,164 --> 01:05:32,801
How'd you know about that?

1121
01:05:32,901 --> 01:05:39,574
I played Paul Revere
in 42 Revolutionary War
reenactments.

1122
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,342
40 times technically I was
the standby Revere,

1123
01:05:42,443 --> 01:05:46,413
but two times the Paul was out,
I went on.

1124
01:05:46,514 --> 01:05:48,883
And I played it.

1125
01:05:48,982 --> 01:05:52,085
I did, I played it.

1126
01:05:52,186 --> 01:05:54,021
I got injured once, through.
I had a bayonet issue.

1127
01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:56,990
And it was real, real bad

1128
01:05:57,090 --> 01:06:00,662
and I fell off my horse
and my spleen was removed.

1129
01:06:00,762 --> 01:06:03,263
So it's--

1130
01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:07,034
One if by land, two if by sea.

1131
01:06:07,134 --> 01:06:11,840
And I, on the opposite shore,
will be.

1132
01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:39,767
The elf and the turtle.

1133
01:06:39,868 --> 01:06:43,036
An epic romance.

1134
01:06:43,136 --> 01:06:45,239
<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

1135
01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:48,843
It Almost Makes You
Believe Again pie.

1136
01:06:48,943 --> 01:06:51,044
Reach for an ingredient
long forgotten

1137
01:06:51,144 --> 01:06:52,412
in the back of your cupboard.

1138
01:06:52,514 --> 01:06:55,015
Like poppy seeds.

1139
01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:57,251
Something you bought
but forgot you had.

1140
01:06:57,351 --> 01:06:59,486
Throw in gingersnaps...

1141
01:06:59,587 --> 01:07:01,355
...and tapioca

1142
01:07:01,455 --> 01:07:04,291
till they combine unexpectedly.

1143
01:07:04,391 --> 01:07:07,060
And mix it with all
your questions and concerns.

1144
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:10,097
Hi. Is Dr. Pomatter there?

1145
01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:12,065
Jenna Hunterson.
I'm his patient.

1146
01:07:12,165 --> 01:07:15,537
Hey.

1147
01:07:15,637 --> 01:07:18,606
Hi, Dr. Pomatter.
Listen, I'm sure it's nothing,

1148
01:07:18,706 --> 01:07:21,910
but you said to call with
any questions or concerns.

1149
01:07:22,010 --> 01:07:25,713
This morning, um,
I'm bleeding a little bit.

1150
01:07:25,813 --> 01:07:27,782
No. No. It's very very light.

1151
01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:30,317
Come in to see you?

1152
01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:34,221
Tomorrow morning?
You're open at 7:00 AM?

1153
01:07:34,321 --> 01:07:36,123
Excuse me,
but I've got a short stack
of perfectly round

1154
01:07:36,223 --> 01:07:38,492
meticulously made, once warm,

1155
01:07:38,593 --> 01:07:40,394
buttermilk blueberry pancakes
to take to table six

1156
01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:42,262
because even though I'm pregnant

1157
01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:46,734
I'm working, Dr. Pomfritter!

1158
01:07:46,834 --> 01:07:49,671
Hey, listen, Doc,
while I've got you on the line,
between you and me,

1159
01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:53,140
I have a bit of a gas issue.

1160
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,944
Yeah, I tried that.
Made it worse.

1161
01:07:56,044 --> 01:08:02,482
It cleared the room.

1162
01:08:04,217 --> 01:08:05,853
Yes. Yes.

1163
01:08:05,954 --> 01:08:09,591
-Hello? Hi.
-Hi. Hi.

1164
01:08:09,691 --> 01:08:11,258
-Where is everybody?
-No one's here yet.

1165
01:08:11,358 --> 01:08:13,861
I came in a little early
to see you.

1166
01:08:13,962 --> 01:08:18,265
Oh. OKay.

1167
01:08:18,365 --> 01:08:20,334
Oh, here. I brought you

1168
01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:22,870
some Believe Again
Poppy Seed Pocket pies.

1169
01:08:22,971 --> 01:08:27,207
Oh, my God. Thank you.

1170
01:08:27,307 --> 01:08:31,111
Um, so, you know,
we spoke on the phone

1171
01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:33,313
and you said that
the bleeding was very mild?

1172
01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:35,415
-Yes.
-Has that stopped?

1173
01:08:35,516 --> 01:08:37,184
Yeah. I only saw it
the one time.

1174
01:08:37,284 --> 01:08:42,023
Oh, good. You're fine.

1175
01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:45,960
Oh, my God!

1176
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:46,894
Well, aren't you
going to examine me?

1177
01:08:46,995 --> 01:08:49,697
No. No.

1178
01:08:49,797 --> 01:08:51,799
No need.

1179
01:08:51,899 --> 01:08:54,234
This is unbelievably delicious.

1180
01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:57,005
I mean, delicious is not
even a good enough word

1181
01:08:57,105 --> 01:09:00,108
for what it is.

1182
01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:04,078
What you do with food,
it is unearthly.

1183
01:09:04,177 --> 01:09:07,314
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

1184
01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:10,150
Then am I okay?
I mean, there's nothing's
wrong with me?

1185
01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:12,520
Oh, God, no, no, no.
Nothing's wrong with you.

1186
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:15,288
Look, light spotting
is a perfectly

1187
01:09:15,389 --> 01:09:19,459
normal symptom
in early pregnancy.

1188
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:23,230
Holy shit.

1189
01:09:23,330 --> 01:09:27,300
Is that everything
you have to say?

1190
01:09:27,401 --> 01:09:33,741
-No.
-Well, what?

1191
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:39,914
Nothing.

1192
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:44,786
You can-- you can go.

1193
01:09:44,886 --> 01:09:47,722
I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna go ahead
and I'm gonna see you

1194
01:09:47,822 --> 01:09:50,692
at your next regularly
scheduled appointment.

1195
01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:52,727
Don't hesitate to call
if you have any--

1196
01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:55,029
-Questions or concerns.
-Any and all.

1197
01:09:55,129 --> 01:09:57,899
Wait, wait, wait.
Why did you have me come
all the way here

1198
01:09:57,999 --> 01:10:00,835
if spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom
in early pregnancy?

1199
01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:04,337
I had to get up early
and take a bus and walk
five blocks

1200
01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:06,206
just to hear that spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom?

1201
01:10:06,306 --> 01:10:10,477
I have no response to that.

1202
01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:12,747
What time does this office
normally open, Doctor?

1203
01:10:12,847 --> 01:10:14,448
-8:30?
-9:00.

1204
01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:18,820
9:00? You came in here
two hours early

1205
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,022
to tell me that spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom
in early pregnancy?

1206
01:10:21,122 --> 01:10:23,290
It seems that way, yes.

1207
01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:24,959
-Goodbye, Dr. Pomatter.
-Bye, Jenna.

1208
01:10:25,059 --> 01:10:29,764
You know what?

1209
01:10:29,864 --> 01:10:32,399
I think you're strange.

1210
01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:34,836
And I'm not sure I want you
to be my doctor anymore.

1211
01:10:34,936 --> 01:10:37,205
-You make me uncomfortable.
-No, Jenna, no. I'm sorry.

1212
01:10:37,304 --> 01:10:38,472
I'm so sorry.
I will not do it anymore.

1213
01:10:38,573 --> 01:10:40,508
Look, whatever it is that I do,

1214
01:10:40,608 --> 01:10:41,909
you should not be uncomfortable
during this time.

1215
01:10:42,009 --> 01:10:43,376
-You're doing it again!
-Wait, what did I do?

1216
01:10:43,477 --> 01:10:44,377
I don't know, you know,
it's the nice guy

1217
01:10:44,478 --> 01:10:45,747
talky thing you do.

1218
01:10:45,847 --> 01:10:49,517
You just-- forget it.

1219
01:10:49,617 --> 01:10:52,820
Jen--

1220
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,590
Uh, Jenna, you forgot your--

1221
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:03,664
-Oh, shit!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1222
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:05,566
-What do you want?
-I want to see you again.

1223
01:11:05,666 --> 01:11:07,235
I want to talk to you
somewhere outside of here.

1224
01:11:07,334 --> 01:11:08,401
Can we have coffee together
or something?

1225
01:11:08,502 --> 01:11:09,737
I can't have coffee.

1226
01:11:09,837 --> 01:11:11,471
It's on the bad food list
you gave me.

1227
01:11:11,572 --> 01:11:13,273
What kind of doctor are you?

1228
01:11:16,343 --> 01:11:18,112
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪</i>

1229
01:11:18,212 --> 01:11:20,248
Yeah, no, I totally agree.

1230
01:11:20,347 --> 01:11:24,317
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪</i>

1231
01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:28,189
<i>♪ And I have never known</i>
<i>Anything so true ♪</i>

1232
01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:32,359
<i>♪ It's a terrible idea</i>
<i>Me and you ♪</i>

1233
01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:34,494
<i>♪ You have a wife ♪</i>

1234
01:11:34,595 --> 01:11:36,831
<i>♪ And you have a husband ♪</i>

1235
01:11:36,931 --> 01:11:38,966
<i>♪ You're my doctor ♪</i>

1236
01:11:39,066 --> 01:11:41,269
<i>♪ You've got a baby coming ♪</i>

1237
01:11:41,368 --> 01:11:45,706
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪</i>

1238
01:11:45,807 --> 01:11:49,811
<i>♪ Let's just keep kissing</i>
<i>Till we come to ♪</i>

1239
01:11:49,911 --> 01:11:52,680
<i>♪ Heart stop racing,</i>
<i>Let's face it ♪</i>

1240
01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,850
<i>♪ Making mistakes Like this ♪</i>

1241
01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:58,219
<i>♪ Will make worse what</i>
<i>Was all ready pretty bad ♪</i>

1242
01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,487
<i>♪ Mind stop running ♪</i>

1243
01:12:00,588 --> 01:12:04,192
<i>♪ It's time we just</i>
<i>Let this thing go ♪</i>

1244
01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:06,194
<i>♪ It was a pretty good</i>
<i>Bad idea ♪</i>

1245
01:12:06,294 --> 01:12:11,299
<i>♪ Wasn't it, though? ♪</i>

1246
01:12:11,398 --> 01:12:15,303
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪</i>

1247
01:12:15,402 --> 01:12:19,607
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪</i>

1248
01:12:19,707 --> 01:12:26,314
<i>♪ Hold me close</i>
<i>While I think this through ♪</i>

1249
01:12:26,446 --> 01:12:31,219
<i>♪ Yeah, it's a very poor idea</i>
<i>Me and you ♪</i>

1250
01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:34,055
<i>♪ Heart stop racing,</i>
<i>Let's face it ♪</i>

1251
01:12:34,155 --> 01:12:37,424
<i>♪ Making mistakes like this ♪</i>

1252
01:12:37,525 --> 01:12:39,492
<i>♪ Will make worse what was</i>
<i>Already pretty bad ♪</i>

1253
01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:41,696
<i>♪ Mind stop running ♪</i>

1254
01:12:41,796 --> 01:12:45,365
<i>♪ It's time we just</i>
<i>Let this thing go ♪</i>

1255
01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:47,434
<i>♪ It was a pretty good</i>
<i>Bad idea ♪</i>

1256
01:12:47,535 --> 01:12:51,739
<i>♪ Wasn't it, though? ♪</i>

1257
01:12:51,839 --> 01:12:55,643
<i>♪ I know ♪</i>

1258
01:12:55,743 --> 01:12:59,647
♪ What's right for me ♪

1259
01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:02,950
<i>♪ It's the only thing ♪</i>

1260
01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:07,922
<i>-♪ I've ever done ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I've ever done ♪</i>

1261
01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:12,326
<i>♪ What if I never see myself</i>
<i>Ever be ♪</i>

1262
01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:14,962
<i>♪ Anything more than what ♪</i>

1263
01:13:15,062 --> 01:13:21,903
<i>♪ I've already become ♪</i>

1264
01:13:22,003 --> 01:13:25,940
<i>♪ I need a bad idea</i>
<i>I need a bad idea ♪</i>

1265
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:29,810
<i>♪ I need a bad idea</i>
<i>I need a bad idea ♪</i>

1266
01:13:29,911 --> 01:13:34,115
<i>♪ Just one ♪</i>

1267
01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:37,718
<i>♪ Heart keep racing,</i>
<i>Let's make mistakes ♪</i>

1268
01:13:37,818 --> 01:13:40,554
<i>♪ Let us say so what ♪</i>

1269
01:13:40,655 --> 01:13:43,090
<i>♪ And make worse what was</i>
<i>Already pretty bad ♪</i>

1270
01:13:43,190 --> 01:13:45,726
<i>♪ This secret is safe ♪</i>

1271
01:13:45,826 --> 01:13:48,763
<i>♪ No reason To throw it away ♪</i>

1272
01:13:48,863 --> 01:13:51,532
<i>♪ When there's love</i>
<i>To be had ♪</i>

1273
01:13:51,632 --> 01:13:55,403
<i>♪ Hold me tight</i>
<i>As I tell myself ♪</i>

1274
01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:57,605
<i>♪ That you might make sense ♪</i>

1275
01:13:57,705 --> 01:14:00,808
<i>♪ And make good what</i>
<i>Has been just so bad ♪</i>

1276
01:14:00,908 --> 01:14:03,811
<i>♪ Let's see this through ♪</i>

1277
01:14:03,911 --> 01:14:08,849
<i>♪ It's a pretty good</i>
<i>Bad idea ♪</i>

1278
01:14:08,950 --> 01:14:15,089
<i>-♪ Me and you ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Me and you ♪</i>

1279
01:14:40,181 --> 01:14:42,350
<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

1280
01:14:42,450 --> 01:14:45,453
<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

1281
01:14:45,553 --> 01:14:48,422
I Wanna Play Doctor
With My Gynecologist pie.

1282
01:14:48,522 --> 01:14:51,325
Vanilla custard.

1283
01:14:51,425 --> 01:14:54,095
Drizzled with warm
melted caramel.

1284
01:14:54,195 --> 01:14:56,130
And nuts.

1285
01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,799
Totally nuts.

1286
01:14:58,899 --> 01:15:03,270
Topped with honey-kissed
whipped cream and banana.

1287
01:15:03,371 --> 01:15:06,040
Hold the banana.

1288
01:15:06,140 --> 01:15:08,042
Wake the hell up!

1289
01:15:08,142 --> 01:15:09,910
I Can't Have An Affair
Because It's Wrong

1290
01:15:10,011 --> 01:15:11,912
and I Don't Want Earl
to Kill Me pie.

1291
01:15:12,013 --> 01:15:14,115
Add cold water
to chocolate stirrups.

1292
01:15:14,215 --> 01:15:15,883
I mean syrup.

1293
01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:18,753
Pour into a truly flakey crust.

1294
01:15:18,853 --> 01:15:21,122
Don't over bake,
could explode at any minute.

1295
01:15:23,858 --> 01:15:26,961
Oh, my God!
I didn't see anything.

1296
01:15:27,061 --> 01:15:29,296
I just need to find a place
to throw up.

1297
01:15:29,397 --> 01:15:31,532
Look, Jenna, it just happened.

1298
01:15:31,632 --> 01:15:34,769
Cal? Cal?

1299
01:15:34,869 --> 01:15:37,938
Well, he's got such
nice strong hands.

1300
01:15:38,039 --> 01:15:39,840
All right, I wasn't looking
for it, it was an accident.

1301
01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:42,376
An affair is not an accident.

1302
01:15:42,476 --> 01:15:45,679
Dropping a tray is an accident.

1303
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:48,115
Cal didn't just trip
into your va-jay-jay.

1304
01:15:48,215 --> 01:15:53,788
What?

1305
01:16:26,687 --> 01:16:29,490
Look, I'm just having me
a little adventure

1306
01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:32,159
after years and years
of lots of nothing.

1307
01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:34,395
It was getting so quiet down
there you could hear an echo.

1308
01:16:34,495 --> 01:16:37,131
What about your husband?

1309
01:16:37,231 --> 01:16:39,633
My husband wears Pampers,
curses constantly,

1310
01:16:39,733 --> 01:16:41,570
and sleeps in a separate room.

1311
01:16:41,669 --> 01:16:43,137
Well, why don't you
just leave him, Becky?

1312
01:16:43,237 --> 01:16:45,906
Because I love him.
I wouldn't leave him

1313
01:16:46,006 --> 01:16:47,641
just 'cause I have to change
his diaper three times a day.

1314
01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:49,578
What kind of person
would do that?

1315
01:16:49,677 --> 01:16:51,546
Well, what kind of person
has an affair with Cal

1316
01:16:51,645 --> 01:16:53,314
who's married to Ethel?

1317
01:16:53,414 --> 01:16:55,749
Well, Cal thinks she's gay.

1318
01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:58,185
Look, they ain't slept
together in 15 years.

1319
01:16:58,285 --> 01:17:00,988
Most married couples haven't
slept together in 15 years.

1320
01:17:01,088 --> 01:17:07,394
But we know Ethel
and she's not...

1321
01:17:10,264 --> 01:17:12,466
-She could be.
-Mm-hmm.

1322
01:17:12,567 --> 01:17:15,436
But if he thinks she's gay,
why don't they just divorce?

1323
01:17:15,537 --> 01:17:17,838
Because he loves her.
What kind of man

1324
01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:20,941
would leave his wife
just 'cause she's gay?

1325
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:23,644
-She--
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1326
01:17:23,744 --> 01:17:27,114
Now you're supposed to be
my friend, not Ethel's.

1327
01:17:27,214 --> 01:17:30,684
And I didn't say nothing
about your early morning
visit to the doc

1328
01:17:30,784 --> 01:17:33,854
when you came back
with your dress on inside out

1329
01:17:33,954 --> 01:17:38,459
'cause you were too busy
putting the pap back in smear.

1330
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,629
Okay, that was one time

1331
01:17:40,728 --> 01:17:43,030
and I was not in my right mind.

1332
01:17:43,130 --> 01:17:47,301
-I put the lid on it.
-Of course you did.

1333
01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:48,869
What's that supposed to mean.

1334
01:17:48,969 --> 01:17:50,971
Just go back
to your pantry, Jenna.

1335
01:17:51,071 --> 01:17:56,143
Bake yourself another
Bury The Bullshit pie.

1336
01:17:56,243 --> 01:17:58,379
Well, you got me
all figured out, don't you?

1337
01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:00,814
You got everything
all figured out.

1338
01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:03,217
It's the world
according to Becky.

1339
01:18:03,317 --> 01:18:07,589
<i>♪ Go ahead,</i>
<i>Throw your rocks at me ♪</i>

1340
01:18:07,688 --> 01:18:11,759
<i>♪ From your little glass</i>
<i>house And then take off running</i>
<i>♪</i>

1341
01:18:11,859 --> 01:18:15,229
<i>♪ You're no better than me ♪</i>

1342
01:18:15,329 --> 01:18:19,900
<i>♪ We've both made mistakes,</i>
<i>Haven't we? ♪</i>

1343
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,737
<i>♪ I won't undo</i>
<i>What I'm doing ♪</i>

1344
01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:27,942
<i>♪ To sit in judgment</i>
<i>Of what makes us human ♪</i>

1345
01:18:28,042 --> 01:18:31,680
<i>♪ I don't claim</i>
<i>To be proud but ♪</i>

1346
01:18:31,779 --> 01:18:35,349
<i>♪ My head won't be hung</i>
<i>In shame ♪</i>

1347
01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:38,620
<i>♪ I didn't plan it</i>
<i>But the light turned red ♪</i>

1348
01:18:38,719 --> 01:18:41,055
<i>♪ And I ran it ♪</i>

1349
01:18:41,155 --> 01:18:45,694
<i>♪ And I'm still standing ♪</i>

1350
01:18:45,793 --> 01:18:50,264
<i>♪ It's not what I wanted But</i>
<i>now that it's right here ♪</i>

1351
01:18:50,364 --> 01:18:53,133
<i>♪ I understand it ♪</i>

1352
01:18:53,234 --> 01:18:56,837
<i>♪ A story written</i>
<i>By my own hand ♪</i>

1353
01:18:56,937 --> 01:19:02,276
<i>♪ It's life biting</i>
<i>Right at your heels ♪</i>

1354
01:19:02,376 --> 01:19:05,045
<i>♪ I didn't plan it ♪</i>

1355
01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:10,518
<i>♪ But it's finally</i>
<i>Something to feel ♪</i>

1356
01:19:10,619 --> 01:19:11,885
Becky, I can't go there.

1357
01:19:11,986 --> 01:19:15,222
Honey, we're already there.

1358
01:19:15,322 --> 01:19:19,893
<i>♪ Look around you</i>
<i>Ain't no saints here, baby ♪</i>

1359
01:19:19,994 --> 01:19:24,131
<i>♪ We're all just looking</i>
<i>For a little less crazy ♪</i>

1360
01:19:24,231 --> 01:19:27,301
<i>♪ And sometimes</i>
<i>It's a hard left turn ♪</i>

1361
01:19:27,401 --> 01:19:30,404
<i>♪ Down a road you never</i>
<i>Thought you'd see ♪</i>

1362
01:19:30,504 --> 01:19:33,207
<i>♪ I didn't plan it ♪</i>

1363
01:19:33,307 --> 01:19:36,443
<i>♪ Taking back what's been</i>
<i>Taken for granted ♪</i>

1364
01:19:36,544 --> 01:19:41,750
<i>♪ And I can't stand it ♪</i>

1365
01:19:41,849 --> 01:19:45,720
<i>♪ I'm sick of the way I've</i>
<i>been Waiting to break free ♪</i>

1366
01:19:45,819 --> 01:19:49,323
<i>♪ I needed saving ♪</i>

1367
01:19:49,423 --> 01:19:53,628
<i>♪ And a good mistake</i>
<i>Needed making ♪</i>

1368
01:19:53,728 --> 01:19:56,698
<i>♪ Maybe you need</i>
<i>The same thing ♪</i>

1369
01:19:56,797 --> 01:19:59,701
<i>♪ Oh, something to feel ♪</i>

1370
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:03,337
<i>♪ To race through your blood</i>
<i>And remind you you're here ♪</i>

1371
01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:07,207
<i>♪ To open your eyes</i>
<i>And look around ♪</i>

1372
01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:10,745
<i>♪ And see the sky</i>
<i>When you're underground ♪</i>

1373
01:20:10,844 --> 01:20:12,614
<i>♪ I didn't plan it ♪</i>

1374
01:20:12,714 --> 01:20:15,282
<i>♪ But that's life ♪</i>

1375
01:20:15,382 --> 01:20:18,319
<i>♪ And I'm finally</i>
<i>Feeling alive ♪</i>

1376
01:20:18,419 --> 01:20:20,454
<i>♪ It's not right ♪</i>

1377
01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,757
<i>♪ But it's mine ♪</i>

1378
01:20:22,856 --> 01:20:26,661
<i>♪ And it's finally ♪</i>

1379
01:20:26,761 --> 01:20:35,804
<i>♪ Something to feel ♪</i>

1380
01:21:07,368 --> 01:21:10,270
-Hello, Mrs. Hunterson.
-Hello, Doctor Pomatter.

1381
01:21:10,371 --> 01:21:12,106
-How have you been feeling?
-Fine.

1382
01:21:12,206 --> 01:21:14,609
Oh, how nice, you brought a pie.

1383
01:21:14,709 --> 01:21:17,579
What kind is it?

1384
01:21:17,679 --> 01:21:21,516
A Little Wild, Wild Berry pie.

1385
01:21:21,616 --> 01:21:24,118
-Oh, well, thank you.
-No, thank you. Thank you,
Nurse Norma.

1386
01:21:24,218 --> 01:21:26,353
I'm gonna take
Mrs. Hunterson's blood.

1387
01:21:26,453 --> 01:21:29,824
I need you to go
and reweigh Mrs. Morrissey.

1388
01:21:29,923 --> 01:21:32,426
-But I already did that.
-Can you please? Please!

1389
01:21:32,527 --> 01:21:34,995
It's important.
It's like it's crucial.

1390
01:21:35,095 --> 01:21:38,065
She's coming, Mrs. Morrisey!
Don't worry!

1391
01:21:38,165 --> 01:21:40,167
I don't know what the hell
this man talking about.

1392
01:21:40,267 --> 01:21:45,507
Ain't nothing
but a country club doctor.

1393
01:21:45,607 --> 01:21:47,975
-Don't do that again.
-What? Bring a pie?

1394
01:21:48,075 --> 01:21:49,943
No, not that.
Of course not that.

1395
01:21:50,043 --> 01:21:52,012
I meant go away for a full
month and not call me.

1396
01:21:52,112 --> 01:21:53,380
Well, I didn't have
any questions or concerns.

1397
01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,717
Well, don't do that.

1398
01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:57,619
This is craziness, Dr. Pomatter.

1399
01:21:57,719 --> 01:21:58,753
Can you please call me Jim?

1400
01:21:58,853 --> 01:22:02,590
No!

1401
01:22:02,690 --> 01:22:07,928
I won't.

1402
01:22:08,028 --> 01:22:10,431
Okay. Don't.

1403
01:22:10,532 --> 01:22:12,433
You know?

1404
01:22:12,534 --> 01:22:14,803
Dr. Pomatter is fine.

1405
01:22:14,903 --> 01:22:17,137
I guess we're just officially
forgetting

1406
01:22:17,237 --> 01:22:21,942
everything that happened
between us then.

1407
01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:26,781
Yes. We officially are.

1408
01:22:26,881 --> 01:22:29,416
Jenna, I got to
apologize for it.

1409
01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:31,786
No, no, no, no.
I almost called you
just to apologize.

1410
01:22:31,886 --> 01:22:33,788
I just want you to know that
it's never gonna happen again.

1411
01:22:33,888 --> 01:22:35,456
All right? From now on
our relationship,

1412
01:22:35,557 --> 01:22:39,727
it's a strictly medical,
professional one.

1413
01:22:39,828 --> 01:22:43,765
Jenna, no!

1414
01:22:43,865 --> 01:22:46,835
Not with the door open.

1415
01:22:46,935 --> 01:22:52,574
Oh!

1416
01:23:06,921 --> 01:23:11,759
Mrs. Morrissey still weigh
142 pounds.

1417
01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:13,193
Thank you, Nurse Norma.
Mrs. Hunterson, are you
still taking

1418
01:23:13,293 --> 01:23:15,095
your pre-natal vitamins
every day?

1419
01:23:15,195 --> 01:23:16,865
-Oh, faithfully.
-Faithfully, my ass.

1420
01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:24,572
Well, good. I'd like you
to come back again tomorrow.

1421
01:23:24,672 --> 01:23:27,140
-Tomorrow?
-Yes. Are we on
the same page now?

1422
01:23:27,241 --> 01:23:29,511
-We're on the same page.
-We're all on the same page.

1423
01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:33,213
<i>♪ Hearts keep racing ♪</i>

1424
01:23:33,313 --> 01:23:35,884
<i>♪ There is no mistaking ♪</i>

1425
01:23:35,984 --> 01:23:38,452
<i>♪ We can't come back</i>
<i>From this ♪</i>

1426
01:23:38,553 --> 01:23:40,722
<i>♪ Good 'cause I want more</i>
<i>Of what I had ♪</i>

1427
01:23:40,822 --> 01:23:43,625
<i>-♪ It feels so good to</i>
<i>-♪ Feels so good ♪</i>

1428
01:23:43,725 --> 01:23:46,426
<i>♪ To be bad To be bad ♪</i>

1429
01:23:49,531 --> 01:23:50,999
I'm very pleased with
your progress, Mrs. Hunterson.

1430
01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:52,734
Thank you, Doctor.

1431
01:23:59,841 --> 01:24:01,543
Pineapple Upside Down pie.

1432
01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:14,121
Your hormone levels are rising
beautifully, Mrs. Hunterson.

1433
01:24:22,362 --> 01:24:26,568
In the Dark Dark Chocolate pie.

1434
01:24:46,854 --> 01:24:51,726
<i>♪ Take this bad idea</i>
<i>And walk this wire ♪</i>

1435
01:24:51,826 --> 01:24:56,129
<i>♪ Throw your spark</i>
<i>Into oil and fire ♪</i>

1436
01:24:56,229 --> 01:25:00,133
<i>♪ Chance won't come</i>
<i>Every single day ♪</i>

1437
01:25:00,233 --> 01:25:04,504
<i>♪ So don't throw it away</i>
<i>Don't throw it away ♪</i>

1438
01:25:04,606 --> 01:25:08,275
<i>♪ We might burn,</i>
<i>But we might get saved ♪</i>

1439
01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:12,647
<i>♪ I don't feel much fire</i>
<i>At all these days ♪</i>

1440
01:25:12,747 --> 01:25:14,816
<i>♪ Feels so good to ♪</i>

1441
01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:20,922
<i>♪ Feels so good To be bad ♪</i>

1442
01:25:21,022 --> 01:25:23,891
The British are coming!

1443
01:25:44,311 --> 01:25:46,614
Heya, Joe. How are you today?

1444
01:25:46,714 --> 01:25:49,216
Same bastard
as yesterday, Jenna.

1445
01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:52,152
The question is how are you?

1446
01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:54,221
Same train wreck.

1447
01:25:54,321 --> 01:25:56,490
And how's the charming husband?

1448
01:25:56,591 --> 01:25:58,826
-Charming as ever.
-Right.

1449
01:25:58,926 --> 01:26:03,230
And the lipstick smudger?

1450
01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:05,499
-What?
-Oh, you know,

1451
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,169
the dog on the side? The affair.

1452
01:26:09,269 --> 01:26:11,471
Okay, I'm--

1453
01:26:11,572 --> 01:26:14,241
I'm not having
an "affair" affair.

1454
01:26:14,341 --> 01:26:16,811
-It's just a--
-An affair.

1455
01:26:16,911 --> 01:26:19,580
Your lipstick's all smudged

1456
01:26:19,681 --> 01:26:23,183
like someone gave you
a good one.

1457
01:26:23,283 --> 01:26:25,553
When you're done wiping away
your indiscretions,

1458
01:26:25,653 --> 01:26:27,689
-you wanna hear your horoscope?
-No.

1459
01:26:27,789 --> 01:26:32,794
"Aquarius. Even if you have
a miserable snake husband,

1460
01:26:32,894 --> 01:26:36,396
you probably shouldn't
be having no affair,

1461
01:26:36,496 --> 01:26:38,566
'cause it's beneath you

1462
01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:41,169
and could make you seem
like a common...

1463
01:26:41,268 --> 01:26:43,604
hussy.

1464
01:26:43,705 --> 01:26:46,339
Not to mention the pain
you could cause

1465
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:49,577
to other people."

1466
01:26:49,677 --> 01:26:52,279
This afternoon
I will have the Singing
Tuney Fish Casserole,

1467
01:26:52,379 --> 01:26:54,782
no pickle on the plate.

1468
01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:58,753
Well-done Frenchie fries.
On their own plate.

1469
01:26:58,853 --> 01:27:03,423
And Jenna's
Devil's Food Oasis pie.

1470
01:27:03,524 --> 01:27:06,728
That's the one you should bake
for that contest

1471
01:27:06,828 --> 01:27:09,197
so you can win that money

1472
01:27:09,296 --> 01:27:11,833
and leave your husband
fair and square

1473
01:27:11,933 --> 01:27:17,739
and smudge your lipstick
with whomever the hell you want.

1474
01:27:17,839 --> 01:27:20,675
Joe you really think that pie
is good enough to win?

1475
01:27:20,775 --> 01:27:25,113
Oh, that pie
is a thing of beauty.

1476
01:27:25,213 --> 01:27:29,249
How each flavor
opens itself, one by one,

1477
01:27:29,349 --> 01:27:31,485
like a chapter in a book.

1478
01:27:31,586 --> 01:27:34,622
First you get flooded
with chocolate,

1479
01:27:34,722 --> 01:27:38,291
dark and bittersweet
like an old flame.

1480
01:27:38,391 --> 01:27:41,596
And then strawberry,

1481
01:27:41,696 --> 01:27:45,800
the way strawberry
was always supposed to taste

1482
01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:50,238
but never knew how.

1483
01:27:50,337 --> 01:27:53,473
In fact, you know what?
Forget all the other stuff
I ordered.

1484
01:27:53,574 --> 01:27:57,979
Just bring me the damn pie.
What are you waiting for?

1485
01:27:58,079 --> 01:28:01,249
I don't believe for one second

1486
01:28:01,348 --> 01:28:04,519
that you're as mean as you play.

1487
01:28:04,619 --> 01:28:07,121
You tip me better than anyone.

1488
01:28:07,221 --> 01:28:10,057
If you're noticing I'm having
a hard time walking today,

1489
01:28:10,158 --> 01:28:11,626
Keep it between us.

1490
01:28:14,228 --> 01:28:15,428
This is really heating up.

1491
01:28:15,530 --> 01:28:17,799
He is so passionate.

1492
01:28:17,899 --> 01:28:19,366
You wouldn't know
it to look at him,

1493
01:28:19,466 --> 01:28:23,171
but he is a sexual dynamo.

1494
01:28:23,271 --> 01:28:25,840
No, you wouldn't know it.

1495
01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:29,844
Well, he's amorous
yet clean and well organized.

1496
01:28:29,944 --> 01:28:32,479
And when he recites
his spontaneous poetry,

1497
01:28:32,580 --> 01:28:34,916
well...

1498
01:28:35,016 --> 01:28:36,349
I'm multi-orgasmic.

1499
01:28:36,449 --> 01:28:40,254
I had no idea!

1500
01:28:40,353 --> 01:28:42,322
No, I didn't either
and believe me

1501
01:28:42,422 --> 01:28:44,225
it's something I did not need
to know.

1502
01:28:44,324 --> 01:28:46,761
Order up.

1503
01:28:46,861 --> 01:28:49,730
Perhaps you could take
some pointers, Cal.

1504
01:28:49,831 --> 01:28:51,933
Perhaps you
could take this slice

1505
01:28:52,033 --> 01:28:56,537
of Twisted Kentucky Pecan
pie to table five.

1506
01:28:56,637 --> 01:29:00,274
I didn't realize
it was hot and ready.

1507
01:29:00,373 --> 01:29:05,112
Girl, it's been hot all morning.

1508
01:29:10,918 --> 01:29:13,221
Hey, buddy.

1509
01:29:13,321 --> 01:29:15,523
I'm waiting on Dawn.

1510
01:29:15,623 --> 01:29:17,859
She's meeting my mother tonight.

1511
01:29:17,959 --> 01:29:21,696
I'm taking them to Stanton
Grove for the steak dinner.

1512
01:29:21,796 --> 01:29:24,098
It's getting serious.
Real, real serious.

1513
01:29:24,198 --> 01:29:26,100
Come on man, you got this.

1514
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,735
-Ooh.
-Hey.

1515
01:29:27,835 --> 01:29:29,670
Breathe.

1516
01:29:31,806 --> 01:29:33,074
Dawn Pinkett!

1517
01:29:33,174 --> 01:29:35,276
Ogie?

1518
01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:37,245
Every day I think of you,

1519
01:29:37,345 --> 01:29:40,748
I think yes.

1520
01:29:40,848 --> 01:29:42,884
Oh, he's making me a poem
right here.

1521
01:29:42,984 --> 01:29:47,588
We hold these truths
to be self-evident.

1522
01:29:47,688 --> 01:29:51,391
Yes. I am more
than he who audits.

1523
01:29:51,491 --> 01:29:54,729
I am poetry and sex

1524
01:29:54,829 --> 01:29:56,097
and I'm living a dream. Love.

1525
01:29:56,197 --> 01:30:00,001
Yes. Uh...

1526
01:30:00,101 --> 01:30:02,270
uh-huh. Yes.

1527
01:30:02,370 --> 01:30:04,471
Oh, my God.

1528
01:30:04,572 --> 01:30:07,008
Will you bus my tables
so I can...

1529
01:30:07,108 --> 01:30:11,379
Yes!

1530
01:30:11,478 --> 01:30:15,049
Oh, thank you. You know, Jenna,
I must admit

1531
01:30:15,149 --> 01:30:19,787
I don't really feel
I understood the Declaration
of Independence until now.

1532
01:30:19,887 --> 01:30:23,124
Life, liberty...

1533
01:30:23,224 --> 01:30:26,327
And the Pursuit
of Happiness pie.

1534
01:30:26,426 --> 01:30:28,996
<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

1535
01:30:29,096 --> 01:30:31,732
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪</i>

1536
01:30:31,832 --> 01:30:34,368
Meld warm
Golden Delicious apples

1537
01:30:34,467 --> 01:30:38,506
with free flowing brown sugar.

1538
01:30:38,606 --> 01:30:41,976
Mix with cinnamon and allspice.

1539
01:30:42,076 --> 01:30:46,213
Fold in cocoa chiffon...

1540
01:30:46,314 --> 01:30:49,850
until they merge
together perfectly.

1541
01:30:49,951 --> 01:30:52,286
Top with peaks of everlasting
Chantilly cream.

1542
01:30:52,386 --> 01:30:54,454
-Missus...
-Hunterson?

1543
01:30:54,555 --> 01:30:55,856
And dust gently
with powdered sugar.

1544
01:30:55,957 --> 01:30:57,625
Mrs. Hunterson?

1545
01:30:57,725 --> 01:30:59,026
And garnish with rose petals.

1546
01:30:59,126 --> 01:31:01,762
Mrs. Hunterson!

1547
01:31:01,862 --> 01:31:04,598
Doctor Pomatter and his wife

1548
01:31:04,699 --> 01:31:09,403
had to fly back east
for a funeral this morning.

1549
01:31:09,502 --> 01:31:12,073
Oh, he flew back east
with his wife?

1550
01:31:12,173 --> 01:31:14,875
Yes.

1551
01:31:14,976 --> 01:31:17,678
So guess who's gonna examine
your cha-cha today?

1552
01:31:17,778 --> 01:31:19,380
Me.

1553
01:31:25,319 --> 01:31:31,258
I'm just kidding.

1554
01:31:32,526 --> 01:31:34,628
You look like shit, girl.

1555
01:31:34,729 --> 01:31:37,198
You feeling okay?

1556
01:31:37,298 --> 01:31:41,335
Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just--
you know, the baby.

1557
01:31:41,435 --> 01:31:44,038
Of course.

1558
01:31:44,138 --> 01:31:47,541
How's it working out
with Doctor Pomatter?

1559
01:31:47,641 --> 01:31:50,277
Oh, he's very professional.

1560
01:31:50,378 --> 01:31:52,680
Isn't he?

1561
01:31:52,780 --> 01:31:58,252
Such a lovely bedside manner.

1562
01:31:58,352 --> 01:32:01,822
Is that pie for me?

1563
01:32:01,922 --> 01:32:05,259
-I guess.
-Looks so yummy.

1564
01:32:05,359 --> 01:32:09,497
What kind is it?

1565
01:32:09,597 --> 01:32:15,202
The Pursuit of Happiness pie.

1566
01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:21,609
We could all use
a slice of that.

1567
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:28,249
Ah.

1568
01:32:28,349 --> 01:32:33,621
Heartbeat strong and steady.

1569
01:32:33,721 --> 01:32:37,324
Here, take a listen.

1570
01:32:58,145 --> 01:33:00,481
Dear baby...

1571
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:12,293
Let me begin
by saying I'm sorry.

1572
01:33:12,393 --> 01:33:14,628
Don't take it personally, baby,

1573
01:33:14,728 --> 01:33:16,764
if I don't seem like
all the other mamas

1574
01:33:16,864 --> 01:33:22,236
jumping all over
themselves with joy.

1575
01:33:22,336 --> 01:33:27,542
I wish I could feel excitement
that you're with me now.

1576
01:33:27,641 --> 01:33:33,147
Or faith
that I'd be a good mama.

1577
01:33:33,247 --> 01:33:35,216
Even if my life is a mess.

1578
01:33:35,316 --> 01:33:38,219
And the world, as I see it,

1579
01:33:38,319 --> 01:33:44,526
isn't so pretty
like they'd have you believe
in that baby book.

1580
01:33:45,126 --> 01:33:50,798
I frankly don't know what
I've got to give you, baby.

1581
01:33:50,898 --> 01:33:52,534
What if I don't win that contest

1582
01:33:52,633 --> 01:33:55,703
and don't have no money

1583
01:33:55,803 --> 01:33:59,640
and I can't leave Earl?

1584
01:33:59,740 --> 01:34:05,514
What the hell am I gonna
do with you then?

1585
01:34:05,614 --> 01:34:08,916
Some days I think I should
just give you

1586
01:34:09,016 --> 01:34:14,556
to a nice family who could
give you what I can't.

1587
01:34:14,655 --> 01:34:20,227
I wish I could just run away.

1588
01:34:21,395 --> 01:34:25,299
What kind of mama is that?

1589
01:34:25,399 --> 01:34:28,035
Jenna.

1590
01:34:28,135 --> 01:34:30,639
What are you doing here?
You can't just come here.

1591
01:34:30,738 --> 01:34:34,175
I had to see you.
It's been weeks.

1592
01:34:34,275 --> 01:34:36,645
I can't take this
not knowing how you are.

1593
01:34:36,744 --> 01:34:39,313
-Dr. Pomatter,
we have to end this.
-Why?

1594
01:34:39,413 --> 01:34:41,650
Because I've been thinking a lot

1595
01:34:41,749 --> 01:34:44,051
while you were away
with your wife

1596
01:34:44,151 --> 01:34:47,321
and I can't live with myself.

1597
01:34:47,421 --> 01:34:49,056
But, Jenna, I'm not gonna
have a conversation about
how crazy this is,

1598
01:34:49,156 --> 01:34:51,492
about how bad my judgment is,

1599
01:34:51,593 --> 01:34:52,760
about how sorry I am.
I'd be lying.

1600
01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:55,362
Don't say anything else.

1601
01:34:55,462 --> 01:35:02,169
Don't talk me out of it.
Just go.

1602
01:35:09,843 --> 01:35:17,652
I don't know how to do this.

1603
01:35:18,018 --> 01:35:23,991
I haven't felt
anything like this.

1604
01:35:24,191 --> 01:35:32,366
I haven't felt
in a very long time.

1605
01:35:32,466 --> 01:35:38,138
Neither have I.

1606
01:35:38,305 --> 01:35:43,877
So what now?

1607
01:35:43,978 --> 01:35:48,550
Maybe you can teach me
how to make a pie.

1608
01:35:48,650 --> 01:35:52,753
-Seriously?
-Yeah, seriously.

1609
01:35:52,853 --> 01:35:54,522
Okay. Sure, I could do that.

1610
01:35:54,623 --> 01:35:55,657
Okay, I brought you something.

1611
01:35:55,756 --> 01:35:57,726
It's a--

1612
01:35:57,825 --> 01:36:00,629
it's a present.

1613
01:36:00,729 --> 01:36:02,196
-For me?
-Yeah. For you.

1614
01:36:02,296 --> 01:36:08,102
Open it.

1615
01:36:08,202 --> 01:36:10,037
Oh, my God.

1616
01:36:10,137 --> 01:36:16,243
I had your name
engraved on the back.

1617
01:36:16,343 --> 01:36:19,146
Oh, wow.

1618
01:36:19,246 --> 01:36:21,382
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

1619
01:36:21,482 --> 01:36:24,218
It's deep dish.

1620
01:36:24,318 --> 01:36:27,622
Non-stick.

1621
01:36:27,722 --> 01:36:31,225
Thank you.

1622
01:36:31,325 --> 01:36:33,294
I have some gorgeous
blackberries.

1623
01:36:33,394 --> 01:36:36,096
-I love blackberries.
I love them.
-Okay.

1624
01:36:36,196 --> 01:36:38,332
Okay, we're gonna make one

1625
01:36:38,432 --> 01:36:40,669
my mama used to call

1626
01:36:40,769 --> 01:36:42,836
Lonely Chicago pie.

1627
01:36:42,936 --> 01:36:44,838
Mm-hmm.

1628
01:36:44,938 --> 01:36:47,975
She had hundreds
of different kinds

1629
01:36:48,075 --> 01:36:50,878
and they all had
real strange names.

1630
01:36:50,978 --> 01:36:54,281
Like mama, like daughter.

1631
01:36:56,483 --> 01:37:00,421
Yeah.

1632
01:37:00,522 --> 01:37:03,424
She had...

1633
01:37:03,525 --> 01:37:07,995
such dreams for me.

1634
01:37:08,095 --> 01:37:13,535
She'd be so sad to see
how my life turned out.

1635
01:37:13,635 --> 01:37:15,169
Maybe I'm talking too much.

1636
01:37:15,269 --> 01:37:20,941
No.

1637
01:37:21,041 --> 01:37:23,745
Mama used to keep me
in the kitchen when

1638
01:37:23,844 --> 01:37:26,246
Daddy was in one of his moods.

1639
01:37:26,347 --> 01:37:31,285
And she'd teach me
everything about baking.

1640
01:37:31,385 --> 01:37:35,089
We'd sing
this little song together.

1641
01:37:35,189 --> 01:37:37,525
<i>♪ Let's make a new one, Mama ♪</i>

1642
01:37:37,625 --> 01:37:40,894
<i>♪ What do you say? ♪</i>

1643
01:37:40,994 --> 01:37:45,466
<i>♪ I love it when you let me</i>
<i>Pick out the name ♪</i>

1644
01:37:45,567 --> 01:37:48,035
<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

1645
01:37:48,135 --> 01:37:51,004
<i>♪ And butter ♪</i>

1646
01:37:51,105 --> 01:37:54,609
<i>♪ And flour ♪</i>

1647
01:37:54,709 --> 01:38:00,515
<i>♪ And mother ♪</i>

1648
01:38:00,815 --> 01:38:02,483
What the hell
are you doing here?

1649
01:38:02,584 --> 01:38:03,917
I'm learning how to make
Lonely Chicago pie.

1650
01:38:04,017 --> 01:38:07,087
No, I mean here.

1651
01:38:07,187 --> 01:38:13,661
Living in this town.

1652
01:38:14,596 --> 01:38:19,967
My wife is--

1653
01:38:20,067 --> 01:38:22,369
she's doing her residency.
We came here because of her.

1654
01:38:22,469 --> 01:38:25,005
Are you happy with her?
No, don't--

1655
01:38:25,105 --> 01:38:26,508
don't answer that.

1656
01:38:26,608 --> 01:38:29,844
I--

1657
01:38:29,943 --> 01:38:36,350
I'm not used to happy.
I tend to be neurotic.

1658
01:38:36,483 --> 01:38:38,252
You calm me down.

1659
01:38:40,688 --> 01:38:43,858
You make me feel...

1660
01:38:43,957 --> 01:38:48,563
peaceful and even needed.

1661
01:38:48,663 --> 01:38:51,031
You are so beautiful.

1662
01:38:51,131 --> 01:38:53,333
I don't know who
you're talking about.

1663
01:38:53,434 --> 01:38:56,203
<i>♪ I could find</i>
<i>The whole meaning of life ♪</i>

1664
01:38:56,303 --> 01:39:00,575
<i>♪ In those sad eyes ♪</i>

1665
01:39:00,675 --> 01:39:03,878
<i>♪ They've seen things</i>
<i>That you never quite say ♪</i>

1666
01:39:03,977 --> 01:39:07,381
<i>♪ But I hear ♪</i>

1667
01:39:07,481 --> 01:39:13,220
<i>♪ Come out of hiding</i>
<i>I'm right here beside you ♪</i>

1668
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:16,156
<i>♪ And I'll stay there ♪</i>

1669
01:39:16,256 --> 01:39:20,695
<i>♪ As long as you'll let me ♪</i>

1670
01:39:20,795 --> 01:39:22,864
<i>♪ Because you ♪</i>

1671
01:39:22,963 --> 01:39:27,902
<i>♪ Matter to me ♪</i>

1672
01:39:28,001 --> 01:39:30,370
<i>♪ Simple and plain ♪</i>

1673
01:39:30,471 --> 01:39:35,175
<i>♪ And not much to ask</i>
<i>From somebody ♪</i>

1674
01:39:35,275 --> 01:39:40,915
<i>♪ You matter to me ♪</i>

1675
01:39:41,014 --> 01:39:43,852
<i>♪ I promise you do ♪</i>

1676
01:39:43,952 --> 01:39:48,489
<i>♪ You matter, too ♪</i>

1677
01:39:48,590 --> 01:39:50,925
<i>♪ I promise you do ♪</i>

1678
01:39:51,024 --> 01:39:57,799
<i>♪ You'll see ♪</i>

1679
01:39:57,899 --> 01:40:01,536
<i>♪ You matter to me ♪</i>

1680
01:40:01,636 --> 01:40:06,908
<i>♪ It's addictive the minute</i>
<i>You let yourself think ♪</i>

1681
01:40:07,007 --> 01:40:09,844
<i>♪ The things that I say ♪</i>

1682
01:40:09,944 --> 01:40:14,549
<i>♪ Just might matter</i>
<i>To someone ♪</i>

1683
01:40:14,649 --> 01:40:17,685
<i>♪ All of this time</i>
<i>I've been keeping my mind ♪</i>

1684
01:40:17,785 --> 01:40:20,320
<i>♪ On the running away ♪</i>

1685
01:40:20,420 --> 01:40:23,257
<i>♪ And for the first time ♪</i>

1686
01:40:23,357 --> 01:40:30,765
<i>♪ I think</i>
<i>I'd consider the stay ♪</i>

1687
01:40:35,135 --> 01:40:39,406
Dear, baby.

1688
01:40:39,507 --> 01:40:41,943
I hope someday
somebody wants to hold you

1689
01:40:42,042 --> 01:40:45,680
for 20 minutes straight.

1690
01:40:45,780 --> 01:40:47,715
They don't pull away,

1691
01:40:47,815 --> 01:40:49,651
they don't look at your face,

1692
01:40:49,751 --> 01:40:53,287
they don't try to kiss you.

1693
01:40:53,387 --> 01:40:55,790
All they do is wrap you up
in their arms

1694
01:40:55,890 --> 01:40:59,794
and hold on tight without
an ounce of selfishness to it.

1695
01:40:59,894 --> 01:41:02,195
I hope you
become addicted, baby.

1696
01:41:02,296 --> 01:41:05,299
I hope you become addicted
to saying things

1697
01:41:05,399 --> 01:41:10,137
and having them
matter to someone.

1698
01:41:10,237 --> 01:41:17,377
<i>♪ You matter to me ♪</i>

1699
01:41:17,477 --> 01:41:20,247
<i>♪ Simple and plain</i>
<i>And not much to ask ♪</i>

1700
01:41:20,347 --> 01:41:24,018
<i>♪ From somebody ♪</i>

1701
01:41:24,117 --> 01:41:30,324
<i>♪ You matter to me ♪</i>

1702
01:41:30,424 --> 01:41:33,293
<i>-♪ I promise you do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Come out of hiding ♪</i>

1703
01:41:33,393 --> 01:41:36,998
<i>-♪ I'm right here beside you ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You matter, too ♪</i>

1704
01:41:37,097 --> 01:41:39,099
<i>-♪ As long As you'll have me ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I promise you do ♪</i>

1705
01:41:39,199 --> 01:41:43,004
<i>-♪ I do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You matter, too ♪</i>

1706
01:41:43,103 --> 01:41:46,808
<i>♪ You matter to me ♪</i>

1707
01:41:46,908 --> 01:41:53,781
<i>♪ You'll see ♪</i>

1708
01:41:53,881 --> 01:42:03,825
<i>♪ You matter to me ♪</i>

1709
01:42:26,480 --> 01:42:30,417
Dearly Beloved,
we are gathered here today

1710
01:42:30,518 --> 01:42:34,354
to celebrate the union
of Ogie Herbert Eincorn

1711
01:42:34,454 --> 01:42:37,125
and Dawn Louise Pinkett,

1712
01:42:37,224 --> 01:42:41,228
to join them together--

1713
01:42:41,328 --> 01:42:43,865
To join them--

1714
01:42:43,965 --> 01:42:49,236
Wedding poetry happening
right here, right now.

1715
01:42:49,336 --> 01:42:52,106
<i>♪ Your white dress ♪</i>

1716
01:42:52,205 --> 01:42:55,543
<i>♪ Sparks words spontaneous ♪</i>

1717
01:42:55,643 --> 01:43:00,247
<i>♪ I'll sing</i>
<i>From mountain tops ♪</i>

1718
01:43:00,347 --> 01:43:02,583
<i>♪ I am in love, love, love ♪</i>

1719
01:43:02,684 --> 01:43:04,752
<i>♪ And I don't care</i>
<i>Who knows it ♪</i>

1720
01:43:04,852 --> 01:43:06,821
<i>♪ Lucky me ♪</i>

1721
01:43:06,921 --> 01:43:11,159
<i>♪ I was ordinary ♪</i>

1722
01:43:11,258 --> 01:43:15,195
<i>♪ But with your love you see ♪</i>

1723
01:43:15,295 --> 01:43:20,535
<i>♪ I am</i>
<i>A poh-oh-oh-oh-oem writer ♪</i>

1724
01:43:20,635 --> 01:43:24,138
<i>♪ I will express this</i>
<i>If I am able ♪</i>

1725
01:43:24,237 --> 01:43:29,309
<i>♪ I love you like a table ♪</i>

1726
01:43:29,409 --> 01:43:32,146
<i>♪ My legs</i>
<i>Were carved for you ♪</i>

1727
01:43:32,245 --> 01:43:35,917
<i>♪ I love you like a table ♪</i>

1728
01:43:36,017 --> 01:43:39,821
<i>♪ I am wood And you are glue ♪</i>

1729
01:43:39,921 --> 01:43:43,390
<i>♪ Cover me with stuff ♪</i>

1730
01:43:43,490 --> 01:43:46,326
<i>♪ I will hold it up ♪</i>

1731
01:43:46,426 --> 01:43:53,433
<i>♪ Strong and stable ♪</i>

1732
01:43:53,534 --> 01:43:57,171
<i>♪ I love you like a table ♪</i>

1733
01:43:57,270 --> 01:43:59,874
<i>♪ I love you, too ♪</i>

1734
01:43:59,974 --> 01:44:02,710
<i>♪ And I wanted to try</i>
<i>And surprise you ♪</i>

1735
01:44:02,810 --> 01:44:05,245
<i>♪ I've written 29 new drafts</i>
<i>Of vows that didn't rhyme ♪</i>

1736
01:44:05,345 --> 01:44:08,149
<i>♪ 30 was a drum line ♪</i>

1737
01:44:08,248 --> 01:44:14,122
Whoo!

1738
01:44:14,222 --> 01:44:19,794
Hey!

1739
01:44:19,894 --> 01:44:21,662
Hey!

1740
01:44:21,763 --> 01:44:26,033
Whoo!

1741
01:44:26,134 --> 01:44:30,638
Whoo!

1742
01:44:30,738 --> 01:44:34,474
<i>♪ Promise to as best we can ♪</i>

1743
01:44:34,575 --> 01:44:37,444
<i>♪ Say I do And tell you that ♪</i>

1744
01:44:37,545 --> 01:44:42,817
<i>♪ When I see you ♪</i>

1745
01:44:42,917 --> 01:44:48,723
<i>♪ I want to again ♪</i>

1746
01:44:52,593 --> 01:44:54,829
The wedding pie, y'all!

1747
01:44:54,929 --> 01:44:57,965
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1748
01:44:58,065 --> 01:45:01,235
What do you call it, Jenna?

1749
01:45:01,334 --> 01:45:03,671
Big old slice
of Live Your Life pie.

1750
01:45:07,008 --> 01:45:11,212
Boy, Jenna, you've really
outdone yourself this time.

1751
01:45:11,311 --> 01:45:14,682
Now I'm gonna be betting
on you to win that contest
next week.

1752
01:45:14,782 --> 01:45:16,751
Thanks for letting me go, Cal.

1753
01:45:16,851 --> 01:45:20,822
Yeah. I'm not such
a bad guy, maybe.

1754
01:45:20,922 --> 01:45:25,226
Yeah, you're not such
a bad guy, maybe.

1755
01:45:25,325 --> 01:45:27,128
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

1756
01:45:27,228 --> 01:45:28,696
No, no, no, no, no!

1757
01:45:30,463 --> 01:45:32,432
Look at them.

1758
01:45:32,533 --> 01:45:35,335
Happiest day of their lives.

1759
01:45:35,435 --> 01:45:39,740
They have no idea the ride
they're in for.

1760
01:45:39,841 --> 01:45:41,576
Hey, Cal, can I ask
you a question?

1761
01:45:41,676 --> 01:45:43,811
Shoot.

1762
01:45:43,911 --> 01:45:46,247
Are you happy?

1763
01:45:46,346 --> 01:45:49,750
I mean, would you call
yourself a happy man?

1764
01:45:49,851 --> 01:45:53,020
You asking a serious question,
I'll tell you.

1765
01:45:53,120 --> 01:45:55,323
I'm happy enough.

1766
01:45:55,422 --> 01:45:58,626
I don't give much,
I don't get much,

1767
01:45:58,726 --> 01:46:02,697
but I do try to enjoy
whatever comes up.

1768
01:46:02,797 --> 01:46:04,832
That's my truth,

1769
01:46:04,932 --> 01:46:08,035
summed up
for your feminine judgment.

1770
01:46:08,135 --> 01:46:09,570
I'm happy enough.

1771
01:46:09,670 --> 01:46:12,006
May I have this dance?

1772
01:46:16,577 --> 01:46:20,480
Here, I had some
big spenders yesterday.

1773
01:46:20,581 --> 01:46:22,482
Stash this in the pot
towards your entry fee.

1774
01:46:22,583 --> 01:46:24,719
No, Becky,
I can't take your money.

1775
01:46:24,819 --> 01:46:26,187
Not with what you're dealing
with at home.

1776
01:46:26,287 --> 01:46:28,723
Uh-uh. Come on, just this once.

1777
01:46:28,823 --> 01:46:33,493
Let me feel a little
philanthropopical now.

1778
01:46:33,594 --> 01:46:34,896
I don't want you to worry
about nothing

1779
01:46:34,996 --> 01:46:38,299
but baking yourself
a better life.

1780
01:46:38,398 --> 01:46:40,301
All right now?

1781
01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:43,004
When you win that contest,

1782
01:46:43,104 --> 01:46:44,939
you think you're gonna
get one of them big

1783
01:46:45,039 --> 01:46:47,675
giant checks that are
the size of a door?

1784
01:46:47,775 --> 01:46:49,277
Always wondered
how you cash one of those.

1785
01:46:51,444 --> 01:46:52,914
Maybe we should have an affair.

1786
01:46:53,014 --> 01:46:54,916
Uh-uh. No ma'am.

1787
01:46:55,016 --> 01:46:56,684
This ain't no affair.

1788
01:46:56,784 --> 01:46:59,120
I'm in this for life, okay?

1789
01:47:03,724 --> 01:47:07,962
Okay, scoot. Vamoose. Skadoodle.

1790
01:47:08,062 --> 01:47:10,364
This reminds me

1791
01:47:10,497 --> 01:47:13,334
of my third wedding

1792
01:47:13,433 --> 01:47:17,204
to Sara Cherie Caputo.

1793
01:47:17,305 --> 01:47:20,675
Now she was a screamer.

1794
01:47:20,775 --> 01:47:24,645
-Joe!
-I was just trying to point
out her good qualities.

1795
01:47:24,745 --> 01:47:28,783
Oh, man, she was nasty.

1796
01:47:28,883 --> 01:47:31,552
I'm gonna invent
a special pie for you

1797
01:47:31,652 --> 01:47:35,423
called Old Joe's Horny Past pie.

1798
01:47:35,523 --> 01:47:37,558
You should enter
that one in that contest.

1799
01:47:37,658 --> 01:47:39,660
Wake those old biddies up.

1800
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:42,096
Maybe I'll just bake it for you.

1801
01:47:42,196 --> 01:47:44,699
That'd have to wait.

1802
01:47:44,799 --> 01:47:46,499
My doctor says
I shouldn't be eating

1803
01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:48,501
all this sweet stuff.

1804
01:47:48,602 --> 01:47:52,273
My liver's acting up.

1805
01:47:52,373 --> 01:47:55,376
I got to have a piece
of it removed.

1806
01:47:55,475 --> 01:47:57,678
-Oh, Joe.
-Yeah.

1807
01:47:57,778 --> 01:48:00,281
Last time I was in the hospital

1808
01:48:00,381 --> 01:48:02,516
the nurse strapped me to a bed,

1809
01:48:02,616 --> 01:48:06,587
pulled down my pants
and shot me in the ass.

1810
01:48:06,687 --> 01:48:09,457
Not too shabby.

1811
01:48:09,557 --> 01:48:11,158
Not too shabby.

1812
01:48:11,258 --> 01:48:13,327
So you better promise me

1813
01:48:13,427 --> 01:48:16,097
that you will bake to win.

1814
01:48:18,966 --> 01:48:22,436
Whoa, whoa, pie-lady.
You're shaking.

1815
01:48:22,536 --> 01:48:24,205
I don't know
what I'm more scared of,

1816
01:48:24,305 --> 01:48:27,508
losing or winning.

1817
01:48:27,608 --> 01:48:29,210
I don't know, Joe.
Maybe I should just make peace

1818
01:48:29,310 --> 01:48:31,245
with happy enough
like my mama did.

1819
01:48:31,345 --> 01:48:35,583
Maybe it's too late for me.

1820
01:48:35,683 --> 01:48:39,787
<i>♪ Take it from an old man ♪</i>

1821
01:48:39,887 --> 01:48:46,093
<i>♪ Time's just sand</i>
<i>Slipping past ♪</i>

1822
01:48:46,193 --> 01:48:50,197
<i>♪ We want to hold it</i>
<i>In our hands ♪</i>

1823
01:48:50,297 --> 01:48:53,534
<i>♪ But no one ever sees ♪</i>

1824
01:48:53,634 --> 01:48:57,471
<i>♪ What falls</i>
<i>Through the cracks ♪</i>

1825
01:48:57,571 --> 01:49:01,742
<i>♪ Take it from an old man ♪</i>

1826
01:49:01,842 --> 01:49:08,315
<i>♪ My mistakes have made me ♪</i>

1827
01:49:08,416 --> 01:49:13,020
<i>♪ And I am what I am ♪</i>

1828
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:18,527
<i>♪ And though I don't believe</i>
<i>In silver linings ♪</i>

1829
01:49:18,626 --> 01:49:20,761
<i>♪ I believe</i>
<i>There's something in you ♪</i>

1830
01:49:20,861 --> 01:49:24,098
<i>♪ I believe in you ♪</i>

1831
01:49:24,198 --> 01:49:29,538
<i>♪ Something good</i>
<i>Is trying to break through ♪</i>

1832
01:49:29,637 --> 01:49:34,408
<i>♪ You might have to fight</i>
<i>The good fight ♪</i>

1833
01:49:34,509 --> 01:49:36,177
<i>♪ And when you think</i>
<i>You can't ♪</i>

1834
01:49:36,277 --> 01:49:38,779
<i>♪ You can ♪</i>

1835
01:49:38,879 --> 01:49:41,649
<i>♪ Take it from an old man ♪</i>

1836
01:49:41,749 --> 01:49:45,753
<i>♪ Take it from an old man ♪</i>

1837
01:49:45,853 --> 01:49:51,625
<i>♪ The days don't stretch</i>
<i>Any longer ♪</i>

1838
01:49:51,725 --> 01:49:56,764
<i>♪ They've left tracks</i>
<i>Upon my skin ♪</i>

1839
01:49:56,864 --> 01:50:02,303
<i>♪ But I reckon</i>
<i>Made me stronger ♪</i>

1840
01:50:02,403 --> 01:50:07,975
<i>♪ But I believe there's</i>
<i>Something in you ♪</i>

1841
01:50:08,075 --> 01:50:13,180
<i>♪ Something you</i>
<i>Should be seeing, too ♪</i>

1842
01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:19,019
<i>♪ Bet it all on yourself</i>
<i>At least one time ♪</i>

1843
01:50:19,120 --> 01:50:22,557
<i>-♪ Cause honey, win or lose ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Win or lose ♪</i>

1844
01:50:22,656 --> 01:50:28,563
<i>♪ It's one hell of a ride ♪</i>

1845
01:50:28,662 --> 01:50:35,736
<i>♪ It's one hell of a ride ♪</i>

1846
01:50:35,903 --> 01:50:41,342
<i>♪ And if you lack</i>
<i>The strength of your own ♪</i>

1847
01:50:41,442 --> 01:50:47,014
<i>♪ Honey, hold out your hand ♪</i>

1848
01:50:47,114 --> 01:50:55,022
<i>♪ And take it</i>
<i>From an old man ♪</i>

1849
01:51:04,198 --> 01:51:07,468
Excuse me, I'm just--
I'm gonna borrow my wife.

1850
01:51:07,569 --> 01:51:09,503
Say your goodbyes,
we're going home.

1851
01:51:09,604 --> 01:51:11,672
-Who invited you?
-Have another piece of pie,
old man!

1852
01:51:11,772 --> 01:51:12,641
-Come on!
-Please don't.
You'll make it worse.

1853
01:51:12,740 --> 01:51:16,143
Let's go.

1854
01:51:16,243 --> 01:51:17,978
Jenna! Please stay.

1855
01:51:18,078 --> 01:51:20,447
I am so sorry. Bye sweetheart.

1856
01:51:20,549 --> 01:51:22,049
-Don't leave!
-I love you.

1857
01:51:22,149 --> 01:51:23,684
Congratulations.

1858
01:51:47,241 --> 01:51:50,579
You must think
I'm really stupid.

1859
01:51:50,679 --> 01:51:57,017
-No.
-No?

1860
01:52:00,955 --> 01:52:05,292
Unzip that cushion.

1861
01:52:05,392 --> 01:52:10,998
-I don't want--
-Do it!

1862
01:52:18,038 --> 01:52:20,774
What is that, Jenna? Hmm?

1863
01:52:20,874 --> 01:52:22,476
What is that?

1864
01:52:22,577 --> 01:52:23,645
It's money.

1865
01:52:23,744 --> 01:52:27,014
That's money?

1866
01:52:27,114 --> 01:52:30,284
Hidden all over the house?

1867
01:52:30,384 --> 01:52:32,886
In the drawers,

1868
01:52:32,987 --> 01:52:37,024
in the cabinets,
in the fucking sofa!

1869
01:52:37,124 --> 01:52:40,729
-It's money hidden
all over my house.
-I'm sorry.

1870
01:52:40,828 --> 01:52:44,465
After everything
that I have done for you,

1871
01:52:44,566 --> 01:52:47,034
you go and hide money from me?

1872
01:52:47,134 --> 01:52:49,803
I was the only one
that was there for you

1873
01:52:49,903 --> 01:52:52,741
after your mama died

1874
01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:58,979
and your daddy was piss drunk
every night.

1875
01:52:59,079 --> 01:53:00,848
You forget about that?!

1876
01:53:00,948 --> 01:53:03,450
Do I need this?

1877
01:53:03,551 --> 01:53:06,053
Do I need this right now?

1878
01:53:06,153 --> 01:53:11,559
Earl, oh, my God, stop!
You love that guitar!

1879
01:53:11,660 --> 01:53:15,664
You...

1880
01:53:15,764 --> 01:53:19,466
are the only thing
that I've ever loved.

1881
01:53:19,567 --> 01:53:23,404
You are the only person
that has ever belonged to me.

1882
01:53:23,504 --> 01:53:26,240
You're my wife.

1883
01:53:28,809 --> 01:53:31,613
You are my whole life.

1884
01:53:31,713 --> 01:53:37,451
And you having
a secret from me...

1885
01:53:37,552 --> 01:53:43,290
it just tears me apart.

1886
01:53:50,699 --> 01:53:53,867
Why are you hiding money

1887
01:53:53,967 --> 01:53:59,473
all over the house?

1888
01:53:59,574 --> 01:54:04,011
-I want to go--
-No, no, just tell me you
were gonna surprise me.

1889
01:54:04,111 --> 01:54:07,448
-No, Earl.
-Tell me you were gonna
buy me a present.

1890
01:54:07,549 --> 01:54:10,752
Because if I ever thought
that you weren't happy
being my wife,

1891
01:54:10,851 --> 01:54:13,688
that you were deceiving me,

1892
01:54:13,788 --> 01:54:16,825
I would want to kill myself.

1893
01:54:16,924 --> 01:54:20,361
I would want to die.

1894
01:54:20,461 --> 01:54:24,398
Baby, please hold me.

1895
01:54:32,741 --> 01:54:38,011
The truth is, Earl--

1896
01:54:38,112 --> 01:54:42,449
the truth is...

1897
01:54:42,550 --> 01:54:46,920
I was saving that money...

1898
01:54:47,020 --> 01:54:52,527
for the baby.

1899
01:54:52,627 --> 01:54:55,396
To buy some nice things.

1900
01:54:55,496 --> 01:55:00,802
A crib and toys.

1901
01:55:00,901 --> 01:55:04,505
It was all for the baby.

1902
01:55:04,606 --> 01:55:07,842
It was for the baby?

1903
01:55:07,941 --> 01:55:15,048
Yes, Earl. For a crib.

1904
01:55:23,290 --> 01:55:25,459
I don't know why you have
to make it

1905
01:55:25,560 --> 01:55:32,366
so hard, Jenna.

1906
01:55:35,002 --> 01:55:42,209
I just want us to be happy.

1907
01:56:36,598 --> 01:56:42,604
Dear baby,

1908
01:56:44,706 --> 01:56:51,579
if you ever want to
know the story of how we bought
your crib, I'll tell you.

1909
01:56:51,880 --> 01:56:53,480
Your crib was bought
with the money

1910
01:56:53,581 --> 01:57:00,722
I was gonna use to buy us
a new life.

1911
01:57:00,822 --> 01:57:08,128
The Springfield Pie Contest
is starting next week...

1912
01:57:09,531 --> 01:57:15,637
and you and I
will not be in attendance.

1913
01:57:20,173 --> 01:57:24,211
<i>♪ It's not simple to say ♪</i>

1914
01:57:24,311 --> 01:57:27,015
<i>♪ Most days ♪</i>

1915
01:57:27,114 --> 01:57:30,417
<i>♪ I don't recognize me ♪</i>

1916
01:57:30,518 --> 01:57:33,021
<i>♪ That these shoes</i>
<i>And this apron ♪</i>

1917
01:57:33,120 --> 01:57:36,290
<i>♪ That place and its patrons ♪</i>

1918
01:57:36,390 --> 01:57:43,031
<i>♪ Have taken more</i>
<i>Than I gave them ♪</i>

1919
01:57:43,130 --> 01:57:47,134
<i>♪ It's not easy to know ♪</i>

1920
01:57:47,234 --> 01:57:50,103
<i>♪ I'm not anything ♪</i>

1921
01:57:50,203 --> 01:57:52,040
<i>♪ Like I used to be ♪</i>

1922
01:57:52,139 --> 01:57:55,043
<i>♪ Although It's true ♪</i>

1923
01:57:55,142 --> 01:57:59,413
<i>♪ I was never attention's</i>
<i>Sweet center ♪</i>

1924
01:57:59,514 --> 01:58:04,619
<i>♪ I still remember That girl ♪</i>

1925
01:58:04,719 --> 01:58:06,988
<i>♪ She's imperfect ♪</i>

1926
01:58:07,087 --> 01:58:09,824
<i>♪ But she tries ♪</i>

1927
01:58:09,924 --> 01:58:12,794
<i>♪ She is good ♪</i>

1928
01:58:12,894 --> 01:58:16,163
<i>♪ But she lies ♪</i>

1929
01:58:16,263 --> 01:58:22,469
<i>♪ She is hard on herself ♪</i>

1930
01:58:22,570 --> 01:58:28,108
<i>♪ She is broken</i>
<i>And won't ask for help ♪</i>

1931
01:58:28,208 --> 01:58:33,047
<i>♪ She is messy,</i>
<i>But she's kind ♪</i>

1932
01:58:33,146 --> 01:58:36,651
<i>♪ She is lonely ♪</i>

1933
01:58:36,751 --> 01:58:39,386
<i>♪ Most of the time ♪</i>

1934
01:58:39,486 --> 01:58:42,657
<i>♪ She is all of this</i>
<i>Mixed up ♪</i>

1935
01:58:42,757 --> 01:58:47,729
<i>♪ And baked</i>
<i>In a beautiful pie ♪</i>

1936
01:58:47,829 --> 01:58:50,197
<i>♪ She is gone ♪</i>

1937
01:58:50,297 --> 01:58:58,505
<i>♪ But she used to be mine ♪</i>

1938
01:58:58,606 --> 01:59:02,043
<i>♪ It's not what I asked for ♪</i>

1939
01:59:02,142 --> 01:59:05,278
<i>♪ Sometimes life ♪</i>

1940
01:59:05,379 --> 01:59:08,348
<i>♪ Just slips in</i>
<i>Through a back door ♪</i>

1941
01:59:08,448 --> 01:59:11,151
<i>♪ And carves out a person ♪</i>

1942
01:59:11,251 --> 01:59:16,958
<i>♪ And makes you believe</i>
<i>It's all true ♪</i>

1943
01:59:17,058 --> 01:59:20,695
<i>♪ And now I've got you ♪</i>

1944
01:59:20,795 --> 01:59:25,499
<i>♪ And you're not what</i>
<i>I asked for ♪</i>

1945
01:59:25,600 --> 01:59:31,139
<i>♪ If I'm honest I know</i>
<i>I would give it all back ♪</i>

1946
01:59:31,238 --> 01:59:34,374
<i>♪ For a chance To start over ♪</i>

1947
01:59:34,474 --> 01:59:40,148
<i>♪ And rewrite an ending</i>
<i>Or two ♪</i>

1948
01:59:40,247 --> 01:59:42,416
<i>♪ For that girl that I knew ♪</i>

1949
01:59:42,517 --> 01:59:47,855
<i>♪ Who'd be reckless</i>
<i>Just enough ♪</i>

1950
01:59:47,955 --> 01:59:51,425
<i>♪ Who gets hurt ♪</i>

1951
01:59:51,526 --> 01:59:54,461
<i>♪ But who learns</i>
<i>How to toughen up ♪</i>

1952
01:59:54,562 --> 01:59:56,831
<i>♪ When she's bruised ♪</i>

1953
01:59:56,931 --> 02:00:00,068
<i>♪ And gets used by a man ♪</i>

1954
02:00:00,168 --> 02:00:03,004
<i>♪ Who can't love</i>

1955
02:00:03,104 --> 02:00:05,106
<i>♪ And then she'll get stuck ♪</i>

1956
02:00:05,205 --> 02:00:09,043
<i>♪ And be scared ♪</i>

1957
02:00:09,143 --> 02:00:11,979
<i>♪ Of the life</i>
<i>That's inside her ♪</i>

1958
02:00:12,080 --> 02:00:14,414
<i>♪ Growing stronger each day ♪</i>

1959
02:00:14,515 --> 02:00:17,852
<i>♪ Till it finally</i>
<i>Reminds her ♪</i>

1960
02:00:17,952 --> 02:00:20,588
<i>♪ To fight just a little ♪</i>

1961
02:00:20,688 --> 02:00:25,760
<i>♪ To bring back the fire</i>
<i>In her eyes ♪</i>

1962
02:00:25,860 --> 02:00:28,029
<i>♪ That's been gone ♪</i>

1963
02:00:28,129 --> 02:00:37,270
<i>♪ But it used to be mine... ♪</i>

1964
02:00:38,873 --> 02:00:48,281
<i>♪ It used to mine... ♪</i>

1965
02:00:52,920 --> 02:00:58,291
<i>♪ She is messy ♪</i>

1966
02:00:58,391 --> 02:01:02,429
<i>♪ But she's kind ♪</i>

1967
02:01:02,530 --> 02:01:06,333
<i>♪ She is lonely ♪</i>

1968
02:01:06,433 --> 02:01:10,104
<i>♪ Most of the time</i>

1969
02:01:10,204 --> 02:01:13,641
<i>♪ She is all of this</i>
<i>Mixed up ♪</i>

1970
02:01:13,741 --> 02:01:20,848
<i>♪ And baked</i>
<i>In a beautiful pie ♪</i>

1971
02:01:20,948 --> 02:01:24,986
<i>♪ She is gone ♪</i>

1972
02:01:25,086 --> 02:01:29,857
<i>♪ But she used to be ♪</i>

1973
02:01:29,957 --> 02:01:38,132
<i>♪ Mine ♪</i>

1974
02:03:02,016 --> 02:03:04,585
Jenna, everything's
gonna to be okay.

1975
02:03:04,685 --> 02:03:06,520
Just make it all go away.

1976
02:03:06,621 --> 02:03:07,555
Look, just try and focus
on your breathing.

1977
02:03:07,655 --> 02:03:08,856
I'm gonna be right here.

1978
02:03:08,956 --> 02:03:12,860
Wheel me in.

1979
02:03:12,960 --> 02:03:14,394
Excuse me, sir.
Do you belong here?

1980
02:03:14,494 --> 02:03:18,032
Yes, I'm kin.

1981
02:03:18,132 --> 02:03:20,234
He sure is!

1982
02:03:20,334 --> 02:03:22,169
Joe, are you
having your surgery today?

1983
02:03:22,270 --> 02:03:25,139
Yeah, later this afternoon.

1984
02:03:25,239 --> 02:03:30,044
Becky told me you were here.

1985
02:03:30,144 --> 02:03:33,214
I bought you a card...

1986
02:03:33,314 --> 02:03:35,917
from gift shop downstairs.

1987
02:03:36,017 --> 02:03:39,754
It's silly and flowery

1988
02:03:39,854 --> 02:03:42,223
and almost gave me diabetes.

1989
02:03:42,323 --> 02:03:44,358
Thank you, Joe.

1990
02:03:44,457 --> 02:03:46,294
NO, don't look at it now.

1991
02:03:46,394 --> 02:03:48,763
Look at it later
when all the fuss is over.

1992
02:03:48,863 --> 02:03:51,498
Hey, halftime in the lounge.

1993
02:03:51,599 --> 02:03:57,204
Colts up 10.
What's the ETA in here?

1994
02:03:57,305 --> 02:04:04,078
Oh, Earl.

1995
02:04:04,178 --> 02:04:05,513
Father to be.

1996
02:04:05,613 --> 02:04:09,283
Yeah, how could I forget you?

1997
02:04:09,383 --> 02:04:13,220
Don't say nothing smart...

1998
02:04:13,321 --> 02:04:14,956
you dumb ass.

1999
02:04:15,056 --> 02:04:20,628
Wheel me out.

2000
02:04:23,531 --> 02:04:27,234
Dr. Pomatter,
this is my husband, Earl.

2001
02:04:27,335 --> 02:04:31,005
Oh, Lordy.

2002
02:04:31,105 --> 02:04:33,040
Hey, you mind stepping out
of the way a sec, Doc,

2003
02:04:33,140 --> 02:04:35,009
so I can get a shot of me
and my wife on the big day?

2004
02:04:35,109 --> 02:04:36,677
Much appreciated.
Come on, baby, give me
a kiss now.

2005
02:04:36,777 --> 02:04:39,113
-Ow!
-Oh, my God, that's so dramatic.

2006
02:04:39,213 --> 02:04:41,716
Hey, come on now, babe.

2007
02:04:41,816 --> 02:04:44,418
-You're spitting on the lens.
-Doctor Pomatter.

2008
02:04:44,518 --> 02:04:46,520
-Yes, Jenna?
-I want to make sure
we're clear about one thing.

2009
02:04:46,620 --> 02:04:48,656
-What's that, Jenna?
-I want drugs.

2010
02:04:48,756 --> 02:04:50,925
I want massive amounts of drugs.

2011
02:04:53,427 --> 02:04:55,596
I want the maximum legal
limit of drugs.

2012
02:04:55,696 --> 02:04:57,765
-Noted and understood.
-Oh, my gosh!

2013
02:04:57,865 --> 02:04:59,499
Oh, try and steady
your breathing, hon.

2014
02:05:02,370 --> 02:05:05,006
Hi, I'm Francine Pomatter.

2015
02:05:05,106 --> 02:05:09,510
Jim has told me
so much about you.

2016
02:05:09,610 --> 02:05:11,579
Did I tell you my wife
is a resident here?

2017
02:05:11,679 --> 02:05:14,682
Oh, I think you might
have mentioned that.

2018
02:05:14,782 --> 02:05:17,551
Don't worry, you are in
great hands with my husband.

2019
02:05:20,721 --> 02:05:22,923
Is she gonna be here
the whole delivery?

2020
02:05:23,024 --> 02:05:26,093
I mean, are all the residents
gonna be here?

2021
02:05:26,193 --> 02:05:27,561
No, no, no, no.
They're just here to observe
the first stage of labor.

2022
02:05:27,661 --> 02:05:29,463
Everybody out.

2023
02:05:29,563 --> 02:05:31,465
Jenna! We're here.

2024
02:05:31,565 --> 02:05:34,068
Everything's gonna be okay.

2025
02:05:34,168 --> 02:05:36,871
Oh, my Lord.
The pie is coming out
of the oven!

2026
02:05:36,971 --> 02:05:39,540
Order up!

2027
02:05:39,640 --> 02:05:41,442
<i>♪ Sugar ♪</i>

2028
02:05:41,542 --> 02:05:44,745
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪</i>

2029
02:05:44,845 --> 02:05:46,947
<i>♪ Sugar, butter ♪</i>

2030
02:05:57,591 --> 02:06:00,327
I don't want no baby, Earl!

2031
02:06:06,167 --> 02:06:09,970
- It's a girl.
- A girl?

2032
02:06:10,071 --> 02:06:14,241
Would you like to hold
your baby, Mrs. Hunterson?

2033
02:06:14,341 --> 02:06:17,678
Mrs. Hunterson? Did you hear me?

2034
02:06:17,778 --> 02:06:23,818
Are you okay? Mrs. Hunterson?

2035
02:06:30,691 --> 02:06:36,730
Just give her to me.

2036
02:06:49,578 --> 02:06:53,948
Oh, my God.

2037
02:06:54,048 --> 02:06:59,220
Hey.

2038
02:06:59,320 --> 02:07:02,256
Oh, my God.

2039
02:07:02,356 --> 02:07:04,992
Now you remember what I said.

2040
02:07:05,092 --> 02:07:07,529
Don't you go loving that baby

2041
02:07:07,628 --> 02:07:12,867
more than you love me.

2042
02:07:12,967 --> 02:07:16,571
I don't love you anymore, Earl.

2043
02:07:16,670 --> 02:07:18,439
I haven't in a very long time.

2044
02:07:18,540 --> 02:07:21,610
I want a divorce.

2045
02:07:21,709 --> 02:07:23,811
Now, that's not
very funny, Jenna.

2046
02:07:23,911 --> 02:07:25,846
No one's laughing.

2047
02:07:25,946 --> 02:07:28,249
I want you the hell
out of my life.

2048
02:07:28,349 --> 02:07:31,152
You ain't
never gonna leave me.

2049
02:07:31,252 --> 02:07:33,787
-Watch me.
-You ain't gonna do nothing!

2050
02:07:33,888 --> 02:07:37,992
Now you better know your place!
Get your hands off me!

2051
02:07:38,092 --> 02:07:40,761
Don't touch me!
Man, you're gonna regret
this when you get home.

2052
02:07:40,861 --> 02:07:43,097
And you're gonna regret
ever saying that

2053
02:07:43,197 --> 02:07:46,133
'cause if you ever come
within six yard of us,

2054
02:07:46,233 --> 02:07:49,236
I will flatten your sorry ass
and I will enjoy doing it.

2055
02:07:49,336 --> 02:07:52,641
Now get out before I call
someone to carry you out.

2056
02:08:07,788 --> 02:08:11,058
<i>♪ Today's a day</i>
<i>Like any other ♪</i>

2057
02:08:11,158 --> 02:08:13,327
<i>♪ But I am changed</i>
<i>I am a mother ♪</i>

2058
02:08:13,427 --> 02:08:18,065
<i>♪ Oh, in an instant ♪</i>

2059
02:08:18,165 --> 02:08:20,734
<i>♪ And who I was</i>
<i>Has disappeared ♪</i>

2060
02:08:20,834 --> 02:08:23,103
<i>♪ It doesn't matter</i>
<i>Now you're here ♪</i>

2061
02:08:23,204 --> 02:08:26,608
<i>♪ So innocent ♪</i>

2062
02:08:26,707 --> 02:08:28,776
<i>♪ I was lost ♪</i>

2063
02:08:28,876 --> 02:08:31,445
<i>♪ For you to find ♪</i>

2064
02:08:31,546 --> 02:08:33,747
<i>♪ And now I'm yours ♪</i>

2065
02:08:33,847 --> 02:08:41,855
<i>♪ And you are mine ♪</i>

2066
02:08:42,289 --> 02:08:44,959
<i>♪ Two tiny hands</i>
<i>A pair of eyes ♪</i>

2067
02:08:45,059 --> 02:08:47,629
<i>♪ An unsung melody is mine ♪</i>

2068
02:08:47,728 --> 02:08:51,999
<i>♪ For safe-keeping ♪</i>

2069
02:08:52,099 --> 02:08:54,835
<i>♪ And I will guard it</i>
<i>With my life ♪</i>

2070
02:08:54,935 --> 02:08:57,338
<i>♪ I'd hang the moon</i>
<i>For it to shine ♪</i>

2071
02:08:57,438 --> 02:09:01,008
<i>♪ On her sleeping ♪</i>

2072
02:09:01,108 --> 02:09:05,846
<i>♪ Starting here</i>
<i>And starting now ♪</i>

2073
02:09:05,946 --> 02:09:10,552
<i>♪ I can feel</i>
<i>The heart of how ♪</i>

2074
02:09:10,652 --> 02:09:16,524
<i>♪ Everything changes ♪</i>

2075
02:09:16,625 --> 02:09:21,195
You done did it, girl.

2076
02:09:21,295 --> 02:09:23,665
Baby girl,

2077
02:09:23,764 --> 02:09:25,799
come meet your Godmamas.

2078
02:09:25,899 --> 02:09:27,702
-What?
-Me?

2079
02:09:27,801 --> 02:09:31,505
Oh, Jenna!

2080
02:09:31,606 --> 02:09:34,775
Oh, I'm gonna call her Lulu.

2081
02:09:34,875 --> 02:09:37,378
Yeah, little Lulu

2082
02:09:37,478 --> 02:09:39,780
the love of my life.

2083
02:09:39,880 --> 02:09:41,415
And we're gonna be happy,
little girl.

2084
02:09:41,516 --> 02:09:44,785
Not just happy enough.

2085
02:09:44,885 --> 02:09:49,123
We're gonna be really happy.

2086
02:09:49,223 --> 02:09:51,425
Hello.

2087
02:09:51,526 --> 02:09:53,561
Hi, is everyone decent?

2088
02:09:53,662 --> 02:09:55,996
-Ogie, come here. Come here.
-Okay.

2089
02:09:56,096 --> 02:09:59,701
Jenna, Ogie and I
want you to know

2090
02:09:59,833 --> 02:10:02,002
that you can stay with us
for a while until you get
back on your feet.

2091
02:10:02,102 --> 02:10:04,972
You could stay with us,

2092
02:10:05,072 --> 02:10:07,642
but I think
Phil's convulsions might
frighten the baby.

2093
02:10:07,742 --> 02:10:10,978
Look, Ogie. Isn't she beautiful?

2094
02:10:11,078 --> 02:10:15,883
There are no words...

2095
02:10:15,983 --> 02:10:17,752
but I'm double-parked
so I got to run.

2096
02:10:17,851 --> 02:10:20,254
I got to go. I love you.
I love you.

2097
02:10:20,354 --> 02:10:21,723
Love you, new baby.
Got to go. I love you.
I love you.

2098
02:10:21,822 --> 02:10:27,629
I love you. I love you.

2099
02:10:27,729 --> 02:10:30,230
Dawn, don't we have
some business

2100
02:10:30,331 --> 02:10:32,199
in the hallway?

2101
02:10:32,299 --> 02:10:34,669
-No.
-Dawn.

2102
02:10:34,769 --> 02:10:40,374
Bye.

2103
02:10:40,941 --> 02:10:47,348
-Oh!
-Dawn!

2104
02:10:47,448 --> 02:10:49,316
How are you two doing?

2105
02:10:49,416 --> 02:10:53,053
You ever seen a baby
this beautiful before?

2106
02:10:53,153 --> 02:10:57,024
Out of the 762
that I have delivered,

2107
02:10:57,124 --> 02:11:01,696
between us, she is definitely
the most beautiful.

2108
02:11:01,796 --> 02:11:03,565
Nurse Norma,
can you get Mrs. Hunterson

2109
02:11:03,665 --> 02:11:09,604
her complimentary burp cloths?

2110
02:11:10,805 --> 02:11:12,473
Maybe in Connecticut
this shit flies,

2111
02:11:12,574 --> 02:11:16,544
but Lord have mercy.

2112
02:11:16,644 --> 02:11:19,714
I, uh...

2113
02:11:19,814 --> 02:11:23,685
I know what you're thinking.

2114
02:11:23,785 --> 02:11:26,186
Yeah. no I don't. That's a lie.

2115
02:11:26,286 --> 02:11:28,523
I--

2116
02:11:28,623 --> 02:11:32,827
what are you thinking?

2117
02:11:32,926 --> 02:11:38,566
I'm thinking...

2118
02:11:40,100 --> 02:11:42,136
I could never thank you enough

2119
02:11:42,236 --> 02:11:47,809
for everything
you've done for me.

2120
02:11:47,908 --> 02:11:50,043
And I'm thinking
your wife's around.

2121
02:11:50,144 --> 02:11:53,848
And you shouldn't kiss me.

2122
02:11:53,947 --> 02:11:56,818
The way she looks at you.

2123
02:11:56,917 --> 02:12:03,190
So much trust.

2124
02:12:04,759 --> 02:12:06,927
We could have
a big drama that gets
drawn out here

2125
02:12:07,027 --> 02:12:11,999
for a couple years
and makes everyone miserable,

2126
02:12:12,099 --> 02:12:16,704
or we could end it right here.

2127
02:12:16,805 --> 02:12:22,677
No body count.

2128
02:12:27,080 --> 02:12:32,453
So this is goodbye.

2129
02:12:32,554 --> 02:12:36,558
I will never forget you.

2130
02:12:36,658 --> 02:12:42,396
Another lifetime.

2131
02:12:48,502 --> 02:12:51,138
Oh.

2132
02:12:51,238 --> 02:12:53,575
You deserve homemade,

2133
02:12:53,675 --> 02:12:56,210
but try telling that
to a vending machine.

2134
02:12:56,310 --> 02:13:00,113
Here.

2135
02:13:00,214 --> 02:13:03,317
Thanks For Taking Me
To The Moon Moonpie.

2136
02:13:14,328 --> 02:13:16,865
<i>♪ I didn't know,</i>
<i>But now I see ♪</i>

2137
02:13:16,965 --> 02:13:19,500
<i>♪ Sometimes what is</i>
<i>Is meant to be ♪</i>

2138
02:13:19,601 --> 02:13:23,504
<i>♪ You saved me ♪</i>

2139
02:13:23,605 --> 02:13:26,039
<i>♪ My blurry lines</i>
<i>My messy life ♪</i>

2140
02:13:26,139 --> 02:13:31,546
<i>♪ Come into focus</i>
<i>And in time maybe ♪</i>

2141
02:13:31,646 --> 02:13:33,815
<i>♪ I can heal ♪</i>

2142
02:13:33,915 --> 02:13:36,416
<i>♪ And I can breathe ♪</i>

2143
02:13:36,518 --> 02:13:41,623
<i>♪ 'Cause I can feel</i>
<i>Myself believe ♪</i>

2144
02:13:41,723 --> 02:13:45,894
<i>♪ Everything changes ♪</i>

2145
02:13:45,994 --> 02:13:50,698
<i>♪ Oh, my heart's</i>
<i>At the wheel now ♪</i>

2146
02:13:50,798 --> 02:13:53,968
<i>♪ And all my mistakes</i>
<i>They make sense ♪</i>

2147
02:13:54,067 --> 02:13:56,604
<i>♪ When I turn them around ♪</i>

2148
02:13:56,704 --> 02:14:00,008
<i>♪ Everything changes ♪</i>

2149
02:14:00,107 --> 02:14:02,544
<i>♪ What I thought</i>
<i>Was so permanent ♪</i>

2150
02:14:02,644 --> 02:14:07,047
<i>♪ Fades in the blink</i>
<i>Of an eye ♪</i>

2151
02:14:07,147 --> 02:14:10,083
<i>♪ There's a new life</i>
<i>In front of my face ♪</i>

2152
02:14:10,183 --> 02:14:12,319
<i>♪ In the blink of an eye</i>
<i>There's a new life ♪</i>

2153
02:14:12,419 --> 02:14:14,121
<i>♪ In front of my face ♪</i>

2154
02:14:14,221 --> 02:14:16,591
<i>♪ And I know in due time ♪</i>

2155
02:14:16,691 --> 02:14:19,226
<i>♪ Every right thing will find</i>
<i>Its right place ♪</i>

2156
02:14:19,326 --> 02:14:21,529
<i>♪ And I know in due time ♪</i>

2157
02:14:21,629 --> 02:14:23,898
<i>♪ Every right thing Will find</i>
<i>Its right place ♪</i>

2158
02:14:23,998 --> 02:14:27,167
<i>♪ So I swear I'll remember</i>
<i>To say we were both ♪</i>

2159
02:14:27,267 --> 02:14:31,539
<i>♪ Born today ♪</i>

2160
02:14:31,639 --> 02:14:37,679
<i>♪ 'Cause everything's</i>
<i>Changed ♪</i>

2161
02:14:37,779 --> 02:14:45,987
<i>♪ Everything changes ♪</i>

2162
02:14:56,898 --> 02:15:00,702
Shh, shh.

2163
02:15:00,802 --> 02:15:03,571
Oh.

2164
02:15:03,671 --> 02:15:05,740
"To my only friend.

2165
02:15:05,840 --> 02:15:07,675
Start fresh.

2166
02:15:07,775 --> 02:15:11,211
I'm leaving you--

2167
02:15:11,311 --> 02:15:13,548
I'm leaving you the pie shop.

2168
02:15:13,648 --> 02:15:16,116
Name a pie for me
when I'm gone."

2169
02:15:29,329 --> 02:15:32,033
Okay, little Lulu.

2170
02:15:32,132 --> 02:15:35,168
we got 16 Lulu Lemonade Pies,

2171
02:15:35,268 --> 02:15:37,071
eight Polka Dot Peach
and four Cocoa Cream.

2172
02:15:37,170 --> 02:15:40,008
-How many is that?
-A lot!

2173
02:15:40,108 --> 02:15:42,242
A lot! Thank you, Miss Lulu.

2174
02:15:42,342 --> 02:15:45,312
Wait, it's magic time.
Magic time.

2175
02:15:45,412 --> 02:15:46,781
All right, I've been practicing.
Watch closely.

2176
02:15:46,881 --> 02:15:48,783
Are you ready? A one,

2177
02:15:48,883 --> 02:15:52,820
a two, a three.

2178
02:15:52,920 --> 02:15:56,090
I don't got it. Hey.

2179
02:15:56,189 --> 02:15:58,425
-Wow, Mama.
-Hi, baby girl.

2180
02:15:58,526 --> 02:16:00,327
Jenna, what's
the special pie today?

2181
02:16:00,427 --> 02:16:02,664
Old Joe's Slice of Heaven pie,

2182
02:16:02,764 --> 02:16:04,832
with tomato on the side.

2183
02:16:04,932 --> 02:16:07,635
On its own plate!

2184
02:16:07,735 --> 02:16:09,336
<i>♪ Opening up ♪</i>

2185
02:16:09,436 --> 02:16:12,974
<i>♪ Into a new day ♪</i>

2186
02:16:13,074 --> 02:16:15,843
<i>♪ Open to love ♪</i>

2187
02:16:15,943 --> 02:16:19,814
<i>♪ Isn't it amazing</i>
<i>What comes our way? ♪</i>

2188
02:16:19,914 --> 02:16:25,620
<i>♪ One at a time</i>
<i>Everyday falls in line ♪</i>

2189
02:16:25,720 --> 02:16:31,559
<i>♪ Learning to love</i>
<i>What's on the inside ♪</i>

2190
02:16:31,659 --> 02:16:37,598
<i>♪ Looking around</i>
<i>At the same things ♪</i>

2191
02:16:37,699 --> 02:16:42,804
<i>♪ All of them changing</i>
<i>'Cause everything does ♪</i>

2192
02:16:42,904 --> 02:16:45,840
<i>♪ Life's rearranging ♪</i>

2193
02:16:45,940 --> 02:16:48,776
<i>♪ And we're opening up ♪</i>

2194
02:16:48,876 --> 02:16:55,149
<i>♪ To what's inside of ♪</i>

2195
02:16:55,248 --> 02:17:03,991
<i>♪ What's inside of love... ♪</i>

2196
02:17:04,092 --> 02:17:06,794
<i>♪ What's inside? ♪</i>

2197
02:17:06,894 --> 02:17:09,897
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪</i>

2198
02:18:14,361 --> 02:18:18,266
<i>♪ Isn't it amazing</i>
<i>What comes our way? ♪</i>

2199
02:18:18,365 --> 02:18:23,571
<i>♪ One at a time</i>
<i>Everyday falls in line ♪</i>

2200
02:18:23,671 --> 02:18:28,776
<i>♪ Learning to love</i>
<i>What's on the inside ♪</i>

2201
02:18:28,876 --> 02:18:35,482
<i>♪ Looking around</i>
<i>At the same things ♪</i>

2202
02:18:35,583 --> 02:18:40,021
<i>♪ All of them changing</i>
<i>'Cause everything does ♪</i>

2203
02:18:40,121 --> 02:18:43,423
<i>♪ Life's rearranging ♪</i>

2204
02:18:43,524 --> 02:18:46,527
<i>♪ And we're opening up ♪</i>

2205
02:18:46,627 --> 02:18:55,335
<i>♪ To what's inside of love... ♪</i>

2206
02:18:55,435 --> 02:18:59,841
<i>♪ Opening up</i>
<i>Opening up ♪</i>

2207
02:21:37,465 --> 02:21:40,101
<i>♪ Down at the diner ♪</i>

2208
02:21:40,201 --> 02:21:45,873
<i>♪ Ah ♪</i>

2209
02:21:46,040 --> 02:21:49,677
<i>♪ So many ways to slice</i>
<i>A piece of this life ♪</i>

2210
02:21:49,777 --> 02:21:53,180
<i>♪ But most of the time</i>
<i>It's into quarter life crisis ♪</i>

2211
02:21:53,280 --> 02:21:56,951
<i>♪ What's on your plate</i>
<i>At any given time ♪</i>

2212
02:21:57,051 --> 02:22:00,388
<i>♪ Can change with the specials</i>
<i>And a jukebox dime ♪</i>

2213
02:22:00,488 --> 02:22:03,758
<i>♪ Down at the diner ♪</i>

2214
02:22:03,858 --> 02:22:08,229
<i>♪ Start to feel</i>
<i>A little lighter ♪</i>

2215
02:22:08,329 --> 02:22:11,332
<i>♪ Down at the diner ♪</i>

2216
02:22:11,432 --> 02:22:13,768
<i>♪ Look around and feel better ♪</i>

2217
02:22:13,868 --> 02:22:16,203
<i>♪ We're all in this together ♪</i>

2218
02:22:16,303 --> 02:22:20,007
<i>♪ I wouldn't call this place</i>
<i>A happy end ♪</i>

2219
02:22:20,107 --> 02:22:24,245
<i>♪ But I've been round the block</i>
<i>And just came back again ♪</i>

2220
02:22:24,345 --> 02:22:27,281
<i>♪ I ain't seen the world yet,</i>
<i>But I know this much ♪</i>

2221
02:22:27,381 --> 02:22:30,718
<i>♪ Might as well call home</i>
<i>Wherever my ass ends up ♪</i>

2222
02:22:30,818 --> 02:22:34,055
<i>♪ Down at the diner ♪</i>

2223
02:22:34,155 --> 02:22:38,392
<i>♪ Don't need to tell them</i>
<i>Why I'm here ♪</i>

2224
02:22:38,492 --> 02:22:42,396
<i>♪ They know me at the diner ♪</i>

2225
02:22:42,496 --> 02:22:46,567
<i>♪ And in every single bite</i>
<i>Is a little bit of life ♪</i>

2226
02:22:46,667 --> 02:22:51,605
<i>♪ So many days to endure</i>
<i>In a row ♪</i>

2227
02:22:51,705 --> 02:22:55,242
<i>♪ It's the little things</i>
<i>That keep us afloat ♪</i>

2228
02:22:55,342 --> 02:22:57,745
<i>♪ Thank God for the oasis ♪</i>

2229
02:22:57,845 --> 02:22:59,914
<i>♪ The people and places ♪</i>

2230
02:23:00,014 --> 02:23:03,784
<i>♪ That save us and serve</i>
<i>As reminder ♪</i>

2231
02:23:03,884 --> 02:23:05,986
<i>♪ That's why we come</i>
<i>To the diner ♪</i>

2232
02:23:06,087 --> 02:23:07,888
<i>♪ At the diner ♪</i>

2233
02:23:07,988 --> 02:23:13,327
<i>♪ Ah ♪</i>

2234
02:23:13,427 --> 02:23:17,131
<i>♪ Ordered up is how I</i>
<i>like My days to find me ♪</i>

2235
02:23:17,231 --> 02:23:20,935
<i>♪ Everything here has</i>
<i>It's place and timing ♪</i>

2236
02:23:21,035 --> 02:23:24,004
<i>♪ I've never been</i>
<i>someone Who fits right in ♪</i>

2237
02:23:24,105 --> 02:23:27,875
<i>♪ But I found myself</i>
<i>Organizing condiments ♪</i>

2238
02:23:27,975 --> 02:23:31,580
<i>♪ Down at the diner ♪</i>

2239
02:23:31,679 --> 02:23:35,382
<i>♪ I'm exponentially wiser ♪</i>

2240
02:23:35,483 --> 02:23:39,653
<i>♪ Down at the diner ♪</i>

2241
02:23:39,753 --> 02:23:43,558
<i>♪ Whatever you are</i>
<i>There's room at the bar ♪</i>

2242
02:23:43,657 --> 02:23:47,328
<i>♪ Every day begin again ♪</i>

2243
02:23:47,428 --> 02:23:50,565
<i>♪ Take a seat and settle in ♪</i>

2244
02:23:50,664 --> 02:23:54,536
<i>♪ With the rest of us ♪</i>

2245
02:23:54,668 --> 02:23:57,838
<i>♪ We're all just ♪</i>

2246
02:23:57,938 --> 02:23:59,874
<i>♪ Trying to get by ♪</i>

2247
02:23:59,974 --> 02:24:01,675
<i>♪ When it gets hard ♪</i>

2248
02:24:01,775 --> 02:24:03,844
<i>♪ This small town ♪</i>

2249
02:24:03,944 --> 02:24:06,180
<i>♪ Is who we are ♪</i>

2250
02:24:06,280 --> 02:24:07,549
<i>♪ It's the heartbeat ♪</i>

2251
02:24:07,648 --> 02:24:09,817
<i>♪ The center ♪</i>

2252
02:24:09,917 --> 02:24:13,821
<i>♪ The lifeline you enter ♪</i>

2253
02:24:13,921 --> 02:24:15,624
<i>-♪ It's the heartbeat ♪</i>
<i>-♪ The heartbeat ♪</i>

2254
02:24:15,723 --> 02:24:18,893
<i>-♪ Center ♪</i>
<i>-♪ The center ♪</i>

2255
02:24:18,993 --> 02:24:21,295
<i>-♪ The lifeline you enter ♪</i>
<i>-♪ The lifeline you enter ♪</i>

2256
02:24:21,395 --> 02:24:25,132
<i>♪ Every day what you got ♪</i>

2257
02:24:25,232 --> 02:24:28,603
<i>♪ Bring it with you</i>
<i>Share your love ♪</i>

2258
02:24:28,702 --> 02:24:32,173
<i>♪ It's the rest of us ♪</i>

2259
02:24:32,273 --> 02:24:36,645
<i>♪ We're all just ♪</i>

2260
02:24:36,744 --> 02:24:39,380
<i>♪ Down at the diner ♪</i>

2261
02:24:39,480 --> 02:24:42,349
<i>♪ Ah ♪</i>