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♪ Sugar
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- ♪ Sugar
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- ♪ Sugar
- ♪ Butter
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- ♪ Sugar
- ♪ Butter
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- ♪ Sugar
- ♪ Butter
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- ♪ Flour
- ♪ Sugar
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- ♪ Butter
- ♪ Flour
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♪ My hands pluck the things
I know that I need ♪
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♪ I'll take the sugar
And butter from the pantry ♪
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♪ I add the flour to begin
What I am hoping to start ♪
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♪ And then it's down
With the recipe ♪
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♪ And bake from the heart
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♪ Sugar
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♪ And butter
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♪ And flour
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♪ And mother
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♪ What's inside?
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♪ Everyone wants to know
What's inside? ♪
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♪ And I always tell them
But I... ♪
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♪ Feel more than words
Can say ♪
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♪ You want to know
What's inside? ♪
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♪ Simple question, so then
What's the answer? ♪
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- ♪ My whole life is in here
- ♪ What's inside?
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- ♪ In this kitchen baking
- ♪ What's inside?
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- ♪ What a mess I'm making
- Jenna!
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- What's the special pie today?
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- Deep shit blueberry bacon.
- Deep shit?
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Dish! Deep dish! Sorry, Cal.
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♪ The day starts like
The rest we've seen ♪
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♪ Another carbon copy
Of an old routine ♪
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- ♪ Days keep coming
- ♪ One out, one in
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♪ They keep coming
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Make the coffee strong enough
to chew.
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♪ I don't know
What I wish I had ♪
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♪ But there's no time now
For thinking things like that ♪
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- ♪ We've got too much to do
- ♪ Too much to do
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♪ All these same things
We're always ♪
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♪ Opening up
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♪ Letting the day in
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♪ Over a cup, we'll say
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♪ Hello, how you been?
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♪ Looking around
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♪ Seeing the same things
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♪ Every day brings
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- ♪ Hello, how you been?
- ♪ Hello, how you been?
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- ♪ Thank you
- ♪ Thank you
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♪ Come again!
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♪ Some things never change
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♪ Some things Never change
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♪ I wouldn't call this place
A happy end ♪
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♪ But I've been
'Round the block ♪
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♪ And just came back again
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♪ A small town like ours
Ain't much ♪
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♪ But sometimes home
Is where your ass ends up ♪
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- ♪ Order up!
- ♪ Ordered up is how the day
Will find me ♪
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♪ Everything in its place
And timing ♪
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♪ I like the way
Most of the days ♪
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♪ Look exactly the same
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♪ Order up
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♪ Check the clock
Tick, tick, tock ♪
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♪ Don't stop
Serve with a smile ♪
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♪ Hurry up
Fill the coffee cup ♪
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♪ And then in a while
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♪ Take a breath
When you need ♪
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♪ To be reminded that with
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♪ Days like these
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♪ We can only do
The best we can ♪
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- ♪ Till we do it again
- ♪ Come on, move it now
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- ♪ Opening up
- ♪ Hello
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- ♪ How you been?
- ♪ Thank you
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- ♪ Opening up
- ♪ Some things never change
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♪ Some things never change
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- ♪ Hello, how you been?
- ♪ Hello, how you been?
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- ♪ Thank you
- ♪ Thank you
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♪ Come again!
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♪ Some things never change
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- Order up!
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- Becky!
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Come on, Becky, put some hustle
in that bustle.
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Cal, does your ass
ever get jealous
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of the constant crap that comes
out of your mouth?
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Ooh, howdy, Joe. What'll it be?
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It's warm in here. I'm warm.
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- Okay, I'll let Cal know.
- Let Cal know.
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- I'll let Cal know.
- Okay, listen up.
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Today, I want a big piece
of your deep dish blueberry
bacon pie
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with my scrambled eggs
and toast.
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And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.
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Okay. No potatoes with that?
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Did I say anything
about potatoes?
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Where'd you get potatoes from?
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Okay, no potatoes. Tomato.
That everything?
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No. I also want coffee.
But don't bring that first.
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Bring me water first
with the meal
and the coffee after.
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Are you okay?
Am I making you sick?
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Sorry, I'm just feeling
a tad queasy.
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- You okay, Jenna?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
Too much coffee is all.
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Avoiding it ain't gonna
make it go away.
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- No.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!
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- Where the hell y'all going?
- To the beach. Pack us a lunch.
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There's no one on the floor!
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Am I supposed to put on
a waitress uniform myself?
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Hey, whatever floats
your boat, Cal.
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Let me remind you
I can fire your ass.
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Sorry, Cal, we can't hear you.
The water's running.
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Get out here!
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I'm only saying it once.
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This is the last time
I'm gonna say it!
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Dammit.
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Hey, I gotta get back
to my table.
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Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
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Oh, I don't wanna know!
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♪ Come on, honey,
You've waited long enough ♪
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♪ Get to it and do it
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- Okay, girls, enough!
- ♪ You know what we mean
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♪ I hope you drank
Enough this morning ♪
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♪ Come on, sweetie,
It's better to know ♪
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♪ We'll be right here
With you, so ♪
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♪ It's no or it's yes
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♪ But either way,
You gotta take the test ♪
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♪ A squat and a squeeze,
A prayer and a please,
It's nothing ♪
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♪ A stick and a line
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♪ Just one of 'em
If I'm lucky ♪
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♪ A pot and a piss,
Here we go, sis ♪
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♪ And we'll keep our focus on
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♪ The negative
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Here. All right,
read the instructions.
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- Se puede saber...
- In English!
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Oh. Do not insert the test stick
into your vagina.
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Wow. Thank you, Dawn!
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♪ How'd I ever
Get myself in this mess? ♪
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♪ One drunk night
And that stupid red dress ♪
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Oh, I love that red dress.
The way it sparkles
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it looks like
an ice skating outfit.
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Stay with us, Dawn.
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♪ Maybe his machinery
Is broken somehow ♪
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What if his boys don't swim?
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I mean, wow, miraculous luck.
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Yeah, miraculous.
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♪ To get away
With an uprotected fu-- ♪
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♪ Funny how one night can
Ruin your whole life ♪
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♪ Don't go there yet
We don't know what
The test says ♪
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- ♪ I'm already panicked
- ♪ Just calm down, goddammit
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♪ Maybe it'll all be fine
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♪ Maybe there'll be
Just one line ♪
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♪ Come on, negative
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I thought you don't sleep with
your husband much anymore.
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We got drunk. I do stupid things
when I drink.
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Like sleep with my husband.
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Honey, we've all
made that mistake.
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♪ Focus on the negative
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♪ This will all be all right
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♪ It was only one night
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♪ Someone send me a sign
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♪ One line, One line
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♪ That means
The test is ready ♪
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♪ This is it
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- Shit.
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- Honey, are you all right?
- Shh, shh, shh.
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I'm inventing a new pie
in my head.
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- ♪ Sugar
- Of course you are.
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I'm gonna call it
I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie.
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I don't think we can write
that on the menu board.
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Then I'll just call it
Betrayed By My Eggs Pie.
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What's gonna be in it?
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Crack an egg,
combine with sausage
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and soak it in beer,
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mix in cheesy red dressing
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and add extra shortening
in your crust
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to trap the moisture in forever.
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Jenna, this ain't something
you can just tuck into a pie.
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Hey! Pledge the sorority later!
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Y'all don't do your work,
I'll dock your pay.
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And, lady, you are really
pushing my buttons today.
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Hmm, well, which one is mute?
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Waitress!
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Who do you have
to know around here to get
a piece of pie?
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- Earl
- Hey sweet thing.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Taking the rest of the day off.
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What about work?
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That friggin' foreman.
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So he was on my ass
for being late.
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But I told him don't blame
the line at Taco Bell on me.
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I don't belong in that shit job.
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- Where's my kiss?
- Earl, I got to get back
to work.
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They can wait.
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How we doing today?
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Yeah, it's not bad,
but it's not great.
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Hey, you know what?
I've been thinking.
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I don't think it's worth
you working here at this diner.
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- I don't like those girls.
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That one looks at me like
I just killed her dog.
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No, I think I'd rather
have you home
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baking me pies all day long.
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Oh, damn this is tasty.
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Yeah? Last piece left.
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It sold so fast today
I couldn't quite believe it.
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Oh, don't go getting
a big head or nothing.
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I mean, this is good,
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but let's face it,
you ain't no Sara Lee.
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You used to say my pies
were so good I could open
my own shop.
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I was just trying to get laid.
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♪ Sugar
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My husband's
a jerk chicken pot pie.
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Pound chicken
'til it's unrecognizable.
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Pack flour quickly.
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Use only essential ingredients.
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Then simmer without a lid,
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allowing the vapor to escape
swiftly from the mixture.
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Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!
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You're not listening to me!
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And you know what? I work hard.
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And you want for nothing,
you can't even listen to me.
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- I'll work on that, Earl.
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Am I imagining it?
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Are your boobies getting bigger?
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Like they practically grew
a whole size overnight.
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That's crazy, Earl.
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Maybe you're just eating
a little too much pie.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, I'm outta here.
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Hey, you tell your friends
about this bad boy?
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Earl.
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In medieval font.
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Now don't get too close
'cause the ink is still drying.
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Now that must be helpful,
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just in case he forgets
who he is.
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Jenna, life is a shit show.
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My left boob is now so much
lower than my right
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I'm lucky I don't trip over it.
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And I'm married
to Drooling Phil The Invalid
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and buying Depends by the bulk.
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And Dawn here
has never had a boyfriend
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and eats TV dinners
alone every night.
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Chicken Kiev on Monday,
veal piccata on Tuesday.
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But we still
wouldn't rather be you.
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No, we sure wouldn't.
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Everybody's got something
they're dealing with.
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Don't worry about me.
It'll be fine.
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Yeah, some father
Earl's gonna be.
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Look, hon,
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don't hold yourself to vows
and promises you made
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when you were too young to know
who the hell he really was!
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Earl wasn't always like this.
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He's just going through
a rough time is all.
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What's the shelf life
on that excuse.
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I couldn't even afford
to leave him now.
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You can move in with me.
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It's a studio,
but I have a full size twin.
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00:13:26,987 --> 00:13:30,991
That's real sweet, Dawn,
but I have a baby coming.
253
00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:34,201
Jenna, dust the flour
out of your brain.
254
00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:37,169
Do that baby a favor
and leave his sorry ass.
255
00:13:37,273 --> 00:13:42,278
- He'd never let me.
- Honey, it's not up to him.
256
00:13:42,381 --> 00:13:45,005
Okay, look, I got 14 pies
to make that ain't gonna
bake themselves.
257
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:47,559
- Jenna!
- Life's Just Peachy
Peachy Keen pie.
258
00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,113
- Jenna!
- Where There's A Whisk
There's A Way pie.
259
00:13:50,217 --> 00:13:51,011
Oh, Lord
260
00:13:51,114 --> 00:13:52,909
♪ Make it work
261
00:13:53,013 --> 00:13:54,704
♪ Make it easy
262
00:13:54,807 --> 00:13:56,361
♪ Make it clever
263
00:13:56,464 --> 00:13:59,951
♪ Craft it into pieces
Make it sweet ♪
264
00:14:00,054 --> 00:14:02,574
♪ Crimp the edges
265
00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:05,888
♪ Or make it sour and serve
With lemon wedges ♪
266
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:10,099
♪ Even doubt
Can be delicious ♪
267
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:13,896
♪ And it washes off
Of all the dirty dishes ♪
268
00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:17,347
♪ When it's done I can smile
269
00:14:17,451 --> 00:14:22,628
♪ It's on someone else's
Plate for a while ♪
270
00:14:22,732 --> 00:14:27,771
♪ I'll place it on display
271
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:30,705
♪ And then I'll slice
272
00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:36,435
♪ And serve my worries away
273
00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:39,438
♪ I can fix this
274
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:43,235
♪ I can twist it
275
00:14:43,339 --> 00:14:48,482
♪ Into sugar butter
Covered pieces ♪
276
00:14:48,585 --> 00:14:51,002
♪ Never mind
What's underneath it ♪
277
00:14:51,105 --> 00:14:56,628
♪ I have done it before
278
00:14:56,731 --> 00:15:00,045
♪ I'll bake me a door
279
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:04,084
♪ To help me get through
280
00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:08,329
♪ I learned that
From you, Mama ♪
281
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:16,303
♪ It's amazing
What baking can do ♪
282
00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:21,308
♪ Make it up
283
00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:23,344
♪ And surprise them
284
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:26,865
♪ Tell them all my secrets
But disguise them ♪
285
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:31,076
♪ So they dance
On the tongues ♪
286
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,493
♪ Of the very people
That they're secret from ♪
287
00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:37,980
♪ Make it soon
Make it better ♪
288
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:41,121
♪ Though better never
Lasts forever ♪
289
00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:45,125
♪ I'll make it small
290
00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:48,714
♪ So it fits
291
00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:52,442
♪ Even this
292
00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:56,550
♪ Even now
293
00:15:56,653 --> 00:16:04,144
♪ Even as the walls
come tumbling down ♪
294
00:16:04,247 --> 00:16:10,736
♪ Even as I can't stop
Remembering how ♪
295
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,705
♪ Every door we ever made
296
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:19,918
♪ We never once walked out
297
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,852
♪ Something I never
Got the chance ♪
298
00:16:22,955 --> 00:16:29,479
♪ To ask her about
299
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:33,863
♪ So with flour
On my hands ♪
300
00:16:33,966 --> 00:16:37,039
♪ I'll show them all how
301
00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:46,186
♪ Goddamn happy I am...
302
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,226
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
303
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:57,921
♪ Don't let me down
304
00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:01,718
♪ Let's see the next
Amazing thing ♪
305
00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:10,072
♪ Baking does now
306
00:17:21,738 --> 00:17:24,120
- ♪ Knock, knock
- ♪ Knock, knock ♪
307
00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:26,226
- ♪ Who's there?
- ♪ Who's there?
308
00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:28,952
- ♪ Knocked up
- ♪ Knocked up who?
309
00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:31,196
- ♪ You there
- ♪ Join us
310
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,337
Mrs. Hunterson,
the doctor will see you now.
311
00:17:34,441 --> 00:17:38,617
♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up
312
00:17:38,721 --> 00:17:40,723
- ♪ Knock, knock
- ♪ Who's there?
313
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,760
- ♪ Precious
- ♪ Precious who?
314
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:48,317
♪ Precious little parasite
Who set its sight on you ♪
315
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:51,251
♪ Dream come true
316
00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:55,220
♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up
317
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,464
♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up
318
00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:03,677
Hello. Mrs. Bunterson?
319
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:09,061
Hunterson. Who are you?
320
00:18:09,165 --> 00:18:11,685
I'm your doctor?
321
00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:14,757
I'm Doctor Pomatter.
You brought a pie?
322
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,517
Gah, you know, I've only been
in town a few weeks
323
00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:18,519
I'm already-- I am--
I am so impressed
324
00:18:18,623 --> 00:18:20,866
with the genuine hospitality
of the place.
325
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:24,284
You're not my doctor.
Lily Perkins is my doctor.
326
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:26,182
This pie is for her.
It's her favorite.
327
00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:28,564
Mermaid Marshmallow.
328
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,807
I am sorry to say
she's not seeing any patients.
329
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:32,947
She is semi-retired now.
330
00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:35,087
What?
331
00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:38,021
Long story. Making it short.
332
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,713
I'm the junior doctor on staff.
333
00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:41,818
I am from Connecticut.
334
00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:44,131
I just moved here two weeks ago.
335
00:18:44,235 --> 00:18:46,306
- Are you bored yet?
- Yes. No.
336
00:18:46,409 --> 00:18:47,514
I'm so sorry. Anyway,
if you're not comfortable
337
00:18:47,617 --> 00:18:51,518
having me as your doctor...
338
00:18:51,621 --> 00:18:54,452
that's fine.
339
00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:56,281
My feelings will not be hurt.
340
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:59,284
You can just go
341
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,975
and you can get yourself another
gynecologist in the area.
342
00:19:01,079 --> 00:19:05,532
But Dr. Perkins delivered me.
343
00:19:05,635 --> 00:19:09,398
She's been my doctor forever.
I really like and trust her.
344
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:16,267
Maybe you can really like
and trust me, too?
345
00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:19,718
It doesn't happen that fast,
346
00:19:19,822 --> 00:19:21,133
but I'll try.
347
00:19:21,237 --> 00:19:23,722
Okay. Okay, that's good.
348
00:19:23,826 --> 00:19:29,487
I'm your doctor.
349
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,731
- It's nice to meet you,
Mrs. Bunterson.
- Hunterson.
350
00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:37,564
Hunterson.
351
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,463
So what seems to be the problem?
352
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,776
- Well, I seem to be pregnant.
- Well, hey, that's good.
353
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:44,295
It's great. It's good for you.
Congratulations.
354
00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:46,814
Thanks, but I don't want
this baby.
355
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:50,508
Okay. I can refer you
to a doctor who performs--
356
00:19:50,611 --> 00:19:52,303
No, no, no. I'm keeping it.
357
00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:54,684
Not that I judge that.
358
00:19:54,788 --> 00:19:57,929
I'm just telling you
I'm not so happy about it
359
00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:01,795
like everybody else might be,
so maybe you could be sensitive
360
00:20:01,898 --> 00:20:05,488
and not congratulate me
and make a big deal every time
you see me.
361
00:20:05,592 --> 00:20:09,320
I'm having the baby,
that's that.
362
00:20:09,423 --> 00:20:14,739
It's not a party, though.
363
00:20:14,842 --> 00:20:17,362
Not a party.
364
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,812
- Yes?
365
00:20:18,915 --> 00:20:20,538
Excuse me, Doctor.
366
00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:22,643
Mrs. Flannigan
wants to talk to you
367
00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:24,818
about doulas before she leaves.
368
00:20:24,921 --> 00:20:27,614
- Doulas?
- Mm-hmm.
369
00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:30,375
Yeah, I have no idea
what that is.
370
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,481
No, come on. I'm only joking.
371
00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:33,827
Of course I know what that is.
372
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:37,348
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:20:37,451 --> 00:20:40,972
And here are Mrs. Hunterson's
blood test results.
374
00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:47,081
Well...
375
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:51,085
un-congratulations.
You're definitely having a baby.
376
00:20:51,189 --> 00:20:55,124
Well, un-thank you.
377
00:20:55,227 --> 00:20:58,507
Do you have any concerns?
378
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,923
You know, do's and don'ts?
379
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:05,134
Exercise or sex?
380
00:21:05,237 --> 00:21:09,207
Don't really do much of either.
381
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:14,246
Okay. Here's your prescription
for your pre-natal vitamins.
382
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:16,628
Nurse Norma is just gonna
give you a list of the good
and the bad foods.
383
00:21:16,732 --> 00:21:18,250
That's just like caffeine
and alcohol and et cetera.
384
00:21:18,354 --> 00:21:21,184
It's very nice--
385
00:21:28,744 --> 00:21:31,643
it's very nice
meeting you, Jenna.
386
00:21:31,747 --> 00:21:33,335
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna see you again,
you know,
387
00:21:33,438 --> 00:21:35,923
in three weeks.
388
00:21:36,027 --> 00:21:37,856
- I do have one question.
- Yeah. Yeah, shoot.
389
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,239
How pregnant am I?
390
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:45,864
Very.
391
00:21:45,968 --> 00:21:47,694
I mean, there's really
only one degree of pregnancy,
so to speak.
392
00:21:47,797 --> 00:21:51,180
No, no.
393
00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:56,496
I mean how far along?
394
00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:59,671
You're eight weeks,
Give or take.
395
00:21:59,775 --> 00:22:01,639
Okay, so I don't start showing
for a while, right?
396
00:22:01,742 --> 00:22:04,227
- Right.
- Good, then I have
a little time.
397
00:22:04,331 --> 00:22:06,816
Although it is quite
beautiful, you know,
398
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:12,615
- when a woman's body begins to--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
399
00:22:12,719 --> 00:22:14,445
- Dr. Pomatter?
- Yeah?
400
00:22:14,548 --> 00:22:16,378
I'm gonna give you this pie.
401
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,897
Oh, that looks
absolutely delicious.
402
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:21,555
I am off sugar
403
00:22:21,659 --> 00:22:24,834
It actually causes
leptin resistance,
404
00:22:24,938 --> 00:22:27,389
chromium deficiency,
decreased longevity.
405
00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:30,322
My mama used to say
you can live to be 100
406
00:22:30,426 --> 00:22:34,016
if you give up all
the things that make you
want to live to be 100.
407
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,536
Well the longer
you're away from sugar
the less you crave it.
408
00:22:36,639 --> 00:22:37,985
I haven't had a piece of pie
in years.
409
00:22:38,089 --> 00:22:44,302
Really?
410
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:49,065
Life's hard enough.
411
00:23:46,813 --> 00:23:48,677
- Listen, Cal,
412
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:51,369
we had ketchups out there
yesterday half-empty
413
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,647
and we all know,
the fuller the condiments,
414
00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:56,788
the fuller the experience.
415
00:23:56,892 --> 00:23:59,895
I am so sorry. I'll make sure
it never happens again.
416
00:23:59,998 --> 00:24:04,209
Thank you, Dawn.
I'll sleep tonight.
417
00:24:04,313 --> 00:24:05,866
- You're late.
- I'm sorry.
418
00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:08,179
The bus driver was half asleep.
419
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,768
Why doesn't your damn husband
buy you a car already?
420
00:24:10,871 --> 00:24:14,150
Because he doesn't want me
going nowhere.
421
00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:18,983
And you!
422
00:24:19,086 --> 00:24:21,572
Late again!
423
00:24:21,675 --> 00:24:23,401
You're inches away
from being fired, lady.
424
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:26,128
Okay, then fire me.
425
00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:30,166
Okay I will.
426
00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:33,480
Okay, then do!
427
00:24:49,185 --> 00:24:50,497
So how was the doc?
428
00:24:50,601 --> 00:24:53,224
Ugh, fine. It was fine.
429
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,502
New doctor. A man.
430
00:24:55,606 --> 00:24:58,229
A man? Wow. He single?
431
00:24:58,332 --> 00:24:59,989
Maybe he'd be good for Dawn.
432
00:25:00,093 --> 00:25:03,752
What? Oh...
No, no, no.
433
00:25:03,855 --> 00:25:05,823
I think he had a ring on.
434
00:25:05,926 --> 00:25:07,825
Nice guy.
435
00:25:07,928 --> 00:25:10,966
Nervous. From Connecticut.
436
00:25:11,069 --> 00:25:13,244
Connecticut? What the hell
is he doing here?
437
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,626
- I have no idea.
- Girl, park it for a minute.
438
00:25:15,729 --> 00:25:17,386
We bought you something.
439
00:25:17,489 --> 00:25:20,285
- Not you.
- Oh.
440
00:25:20,389 --> 00:25:23,081
- A present.
- That is so sweet.
441
00:25:23,185 --> 00:25:25,670
You shouldn't have.
442
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,430
What a Mama You're Gonna Be.
443
00:25:27,534 --> 00:25:29,294
I researched
all the best baby books
444
00:25:29,398 --> 00:25:31,193
and this one was so sweet.
445
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:33,851
Look here.
446
00:25:33,954 --> 00:25:38,338
there's a place to write
your first letter to your baby.
447
00:25:38,441 --> 00:25:41,548
"Dear baby"
448
00:25:41,652 --> 00:25:44,793
That's really great.
449
00:25:44,896 --> 00:25:48,555
Now we know you didn't
initially have a strong...
450
00:25:48,659 --> 00:25:50,833
happiness about this pregnancy,
451
00:25:50,937 --> 00:25:52,973
but she is coming anyway.
452
00:25:53,077 --> 00:25:54,941
Oh, well, we don't know
it's a she.
453
00:25:55,044 --> 00:25:59,255
I mean, it could be an alien.
454
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,395
Now you're not getting
any more affectionate toward
this little baby?
455
00:26:01,499 --> 00:26:04,122
- Not at all?
- Not everyone wants
to be a mama, Dawn.
456
00:26:04,226 --> 00:26:06,021
That doesn't make me
a bad person.
457
00:26:06,124 --> 00:26:07,988
Can I interest the book club
in some coffee
458
00:26:08,092 --> 00:26:11,440
and a slice
of Sit On Your Ass pie?
459
00:26:11,543 --> 00:26:14,374
Oh, that's a good one, Cal.
460
00:26:14,477 --> 00:26:17,446
And you know, I love
what you've done with your hair.
461
00:26:17,549 --> 00:26:20,725
Tell me, how'd you get it
to come out your nostrils
like that?
462
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,590
- Opening up!
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:26:23,694 --> 00:26:25,178
So did you tell Earl yet?
464
00:26:25,281 --> 00:26:27,663
It didn't come up.
465
00:26:27,767 --> 00:26:29,803
Hey, Dawn, did you finish
writing your profile yet?
466
00:26:29,907 --> 00:26:30,839
We're not done talking
about you.
467
00:26:30,942 --> 00:26:32,875
I think we are. Dawn?
468
00:26:32,979 --> 00:26:36,776
Um, I'm still writing it.
469
00:26:36,879 --> 00:26:39,468
You have been writing it
for weeks.
470
00:26:39,571 --> 00:26:41,815
Well, there's just not enough
space to complete a compelling,
471
00:26:41,919 --> 00:26:44,715
yet thorough, honest,
description of myself.
472
00:26:44,818 --> 00:26:46,820
Okay, well, why don't you
run what you got by us?
473
00:26:46,924 --> 00:26:52,619
Go ahead, honey.
Let's hear it. Come on.
474
00:26:55,553 --> 00:26:57,831
Ecstatically alive,
475
00:26:57,935 --> 00:27:01,421
fervently organized,
476
00:27:01,524 --> 00:27:05,597
dynamic and witty,
I am a woman of many passions
477
00:27:05,701 --> 00:27:08,566
including a rare
turtle collection.
478
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,465
I love the History Channel.
479
00:27:11,569 --> 00:27:14,330
- Oh, now that's nice.
- Oh, note.
480
00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:16,816
I have played Betsy Ross
481
00:27:16,919 --> 00:27:21,855
in 33 Revolutionary War
reenactments.
482
00:27:21,959 --> 00:27:24,444
Okay, well that'll set you
apart from the crowd.
483
00:27:24,547 --> 00:27:26,757
Oh, well, I'm calling myself
484
00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:35,041
NewDawnRising.
485
00:27:36,352 --> 00:27:38,596
- Too much?
- No, no, no.
486
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,530
- Post it tonight!
- No, this is a mistake.
487
00:27:41,633 --> 00:27:44,809
Dawn, this is your one
and only life.
488
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,846
♪ I stick with real things
489
00:27:46,949 --> 00:27:48,917
♪ Usually facts And figures
490
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:50,884
♪ When information's
In its place ♪
491
00:27:50,988 --> 00:27:53,853
♪ I minimize
The guessing game ♪
492
00:27:53,956 --> 00:27:55,233
- ♪ Guess what?
- ♪ What?
493
00:27:55,337 --> 00:27:57,615
♪ I don't like
Guessing games ♪
494
00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:00,618
♪ Or when I feel things
Before I know the feelings ♪
495
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,034
♪ How am I supposed to
operate ♪
496
00:28:03,138 --> 00:28:06,141
♪ If I'm just tossed around
By fate? ♪
497
00:28:06,244 --> 00:28:10,939
♪ Like on an unexpected date
498
00:28:11,042 --> 00:28:13,251
♪ With a stranger
Who might talk too fast ♪
499
00:28:13,355 --> 00:28:15,702
♪ Or ask me questions
About myself ♪
500
00:28:15,806 --> 00:28:18,084
♪ Before I've decided that
501
00:28:18,187 --> 00:28:19,982
♪ He can ask me
Questions about myself ♪
502
00:28:20,086 --> 00:28:21,950
♪ He might sit too close
503
00:28:22,053 --> 00:28:23,572
♪ Or call the waiter
By his first name ♪
504
00:28:23,675 --> 00:28:26,023
♪ Or eat Oreos
505
00:28:26,126 --> 00:28:28,163
♪ But eat the cookie
Before the cream ♪
506
00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:30,441
♪ But what scares me the most
♪
507
00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:33,133
♪ What scares me the most
508
00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:36,585
♪ Is what if When he sees me
509
00:28:36,688 --> 00:28:38,656
♪ What if he doesn't like it?
♪
510
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,038
♪ What if he runs
The other way ♪
511
00:28:41,141 --> 00:28:45,007
♪ And I can't hide from it?
512
00:28:45,111 --> 00:28:48,666
♪ What happens then
513
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:52,014
♪ If when he knows me
514
00:28:52,118 --> 00:28:54,154
♪ He's only disappointed?
515
00:28:54,258 --> 00:28:56,743
♪ What if I give myself away
516
00:28:56,847 --> 00:29:00,885
♪ To only get it given back?
517
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,060
♪ I couldn't live with that
518
00:29:03,163 --> 00:29:05,545
♪ How do you live with that?
519
00:29:05,648 --> 00:29:09,169
♪ So I'm just fine inside
My shell-shaped mind ♪
520
00:29:09,273 --> 00:29:12,897
♪ This way I get
The best view ♪
521
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,004
♪ So that when he sees me
522
00:29:16,107 --> 00:29:18,834
♪ I want him to
523
00:29:18,938 --> 00:29:21,009
Dawn, don't you think
you're being a little--
524
00:29:21,112 --> 00:29:23,666
- I mean, just a tad--
- ♪ I'm not defensive
525
00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:25,841
♪ I'm simply being cautious
526
00:29:25,945 --> 00:29:27,774
♪ I can't risk
Reckless dating ♪
527
00:29:27,878 --> 00:29:31,709
♪ Due to
My miscalculating why ♪
528
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:34,263
♪ A certain suitor
Stands in line ♪
529
00:29:34,367 --> 00:29:37,232
♪ I've seen in movies,
Most made for television ♪
530
00:29:37,335 --> 00:29:39,717
♪ You cannot be too careful
531
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,272
♪ When it comes
To sharing your life ♪
532
00:29:43,376 --> 00:29:47,552
♪ I could end up
A miserable wife ♪
533
00:29:47,656 --> 00:29:51,280
Sorry girls. ♪ But he could
be criminal ♪
534
00:29:51,384 --> 00:29:54,387
♪ Some sort of psychopath who
Escaped from an institution ♪
535
00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:56,699
♪ Somewhere where
They don't have girls ♪
536
00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:59,771
♪ He could have masterminded
Some way to find me ♪
537
00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:03,534
♪ He could be colorblind,
How untrustworthy is that? ♪
538
00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:05,398
♪ He could be less than kind
539
00:30:05,501 --> 00:30:08,021
♪ Or even worse
He could be very nice ♪
540
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:11,473
♪ Have lovely eyes
And make me laugh ♪
541
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:14,959
♪ Come out of hiding
542
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,513
♪ What do I do with that?
543
00:30:17,617 --> 00:30:19,688
♪ Oh, God
544
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:21,897
♪ What if when he sees me
545
00:30:22,001 --> 00:30:24,313
♪ I like him
And he knows it? ♪
546
00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:29,008
♪ What if he opens up a door
And I can't close it? ♪
547
00:30:29,111 --> 00:30:31,010
♪ What if you only open up
548
00:30:31,113 --> 00:30:34,427
♪ What happens when
549
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:37,602
♪ If when he holds me
550
00:30:37,706 --> 00:30:39,742
♪ My heart is set in motion?
551
00:30:39,846 --> 00:30:41,434
♪ I'm not prepared for that
552
00:30:41,537 --> 00:30:46,163
♪ I'm scared of breaking open
♪
553
00:30:46,266 --> 00:30:50,063
♪ But still I can't help
From hoping ♪
554
00:30:50,167 --> 00:30:53,584
♪ To find
555
00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:58,830
♪ Someone to talk to
556
00:30:58,934 --> 00:31:05,907
♪ Who likes the way I am
557
00:31:06,010 --> 00:31:09,565
♪ Someone who when he sees me
♪
558
00:31:09,669 --> 00:31:17,780
♪ Wants to again
559
00:31:25,271 --> 00:31:27,169
Do y'all plan to work today
560
00:31:27,273 --> 00:31:28,584
or do you expect folks
to serve themselves?
561
00:31:28,688 --> 00:31:34,314
Works for me.
562
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:38,215
I don't think I invited
anyone for breakfast.
563
00:31:38,318 --> 00:31:40,010
Scoot! Vamoose! Skadoodle!
564
00:31:40,113 --> 00:31:41,735
All right.
565
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:44,117
- Becky.
- What?
566
00:31:44,221 --> 00:31:46,050
Old Joe's in your section.
Kinda owns the place.
567
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,121
Uh-uh, I can't deal
with him today.
568
00:31:48,225 --> 00:31:50,365
Oh, drop two menus
at table three. I got him.
569
00:31:50,468 --> 00:31:52,436
You're a trooper.
570
00:31:52,539 --> 00:31:54,990
- Hiya, Joe.
- It's warm in here.
571
00:31:55,094 --> 00:31:57,820
- I'm warm. Turn the air on.
- I'll tell Cal, hon.
572
00:31:57,924 --> 00:32:00,651
They keep all my businesses
too warm.
573
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,756
My gas station. My supermarket.
574
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:06,933
My laundromat. My diner.
575
00:32:07,037 --> 00:32:08,624
I will not tolerate it
being too damn warm.
576
00:32:08,728 --> 00:32:10,833
I hear you, Joe.
577
00:32:10,937 --> 00:32:13,802
Okay listen up.
Today I want the special
578
00:32:13,905 --> 00:32:17,633
Betrayed By My E--
579
00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:24,606
Betrayed By My Eggs pie?
580
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:28,403
And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.
581
00:32:28,506 --> 00:32:31,440
- That everything?
- No, I also want orange juice.
582
00:32:31,544 --> 00:32:33,856
But don't bring that first.
Bring the water first.
583
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,411
Bring the OJ with the meal.
584
00:32:36,514 --> 00:32:40,242
Now listen to my horoscope
before you skadoodle away.
585
00:32:40,346 --> 00:32:43,901
"Aquarius. Smooth sailing today
586
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:47,663
as Mars enters
your inner circle."
587
00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:49,803
Whatever the hell that means.
588
00:32:49,907 --> 00:32:53,428
Oh! "The ones you love
589
00:32:53,531 --> 00:32:56,603
will listen carefully
to you today,
590
00:32:56,707 --> 00:33:01,608
so make sure you're careful
with what you say."
591
00:33:01,712 --> 00:33:05,681
I don't have ones I love.
You want to hear yours?
592
00:33:05,785 --> 00:33:07,890
I'm Aquarius too, hon.
593
00:33:07,994 --> 00:33:09,582
And I don't have ones
I love either.
594
00:33:09,685 --> 00:33:14,173
Just ones I live with.
595
00:33:14,276 --> 00:33:17,521
You got something in the oven
other than a pie?
596
00:33:17,624 --> 00:33:19,247
What?
597
00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:22,560
You got a bun in the oven?
598
00:33:22,664 --> 00:33:25,874
- Shh, quiet.
- Yeah, I've seen that look
on a woman before.
599
00:33:25,977 --> 00:33:28,877
Her name was Annette.
600
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:33,537
I made sweet love to her
all through the summer of 1948.
601
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,746
She got that same sick look
on her face like you had
602
00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,059
all through the fall.
603
00:33:38,162 --> 00:33:41,269
Almost married her right up.
604
00:33:41,372 --> 00:33:45,307
She lost the baby, though.
605
00:33:45,411 --> 00:33:48,931
Close call.
When you due?
606
00:33:49,035 --> 00:33:51,382
Hey, Joe, I don't want Cal
to hear you.
607
00:33:51,486 --> 00:33:54,420
Ooh, look here,
the National Pie Bake Off
608
00:33:54,523 --> 00:33:57,388
is in Springfield this year.
609
00:33:57,492 --> 00:34:00,495
Last year's winner,
Eunice Kevesdy,
610
00:34:00,598 --> 00:34:04,775
spent her prize money on an RV
611
00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:07,571
with a convection oven.
612
00:34:07,674 --> 00:34:09,883
You should enter.
613
00:34:09,987 --> 00:34:12,403
Oh come on, Joe.
614
00:34:12,507 --> 00:34:15,889
My pies are good,
but I'm no Sara Lee.
615
00:34:15,993 --> 00:34:19,134
Prize money's $20,000.
616
00:34:19,238 --> 00:34:21,412
♪ Sugar
617
00:34:21,516 --> 00:34:24,139
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
618
00:34:24,243 --> 00:34:27,315
Jumping Without A Net
Bottomless pie.
619
00:34:27,418 --> 00:34:29,110
Ah!
620
00:34:29,213 --> 00:34:31,422
Pillows of the softest meringue
621
00:34:31,526 --> 00:34:33,114
topped with ribbons
of strawberry cream.
622
00:34:33,217 --> 00:34:36,082
- No crust.
623
00:34:36,186 --> 00:34:38,636
Getting Out Of The Mud mud pie.
624
00:34:38,740 --> 00:34:41,570
Generous scoops of mocha
almond ice cream...
625
00:34:41,674 --> 00:34:43,710
- Uh, hello.
- ...topped with bittersweet
chocolate morsels...
626
00:34:43,814 --> 00:34:45,126
- Mrs. Hunterson?
- ...and slivered almonds.
627
00:34:45,229 --> 00:34:47,162
- Mrs. Hunterson?
- Dr. Pomatter.
628
00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:48,922
- Hi.
- Hi.
629
00:34:49,026 --> 00:34:51,097
What are you doing here?
630
00:34:51,201 --> 00:34:52,616
My car wouldn't start
this morning.
631
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,929
I took the bus.
632
00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:59,140
Forgot how much I love buses.
633
00:34:59,243 --> 00:35:01,625
Do you always take the bus?
634
00:35:01,728 --> 00:35:04,317
Tuesday nights my husband goes
out drinking with the boys.
635
00:35:04,421 --> 00:35:06,285
Oh, nice. For him.
636
00:35:06,388 --> 00:35:07,941
That you let him.
637
00:35:08,045 --> 00:35:09,771
Yeah.
638
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:15,225
I love Tuesdays.
639
00:35:15,328 --> 00:35:16,778
Where do you live?
640
00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:19,263
Stanton Grove.
641
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,163
Oh, gosh, it's nice over there.
642
00:35:22,266 --> 00:35:27,858
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, sure, if you like trees.
643
00:35:29,273 --> 00:35:33,277
You know.
644
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:36,107
No, I mean,
who doesn't like trees?
645
00:35:36,211 --> 00:35:37,626
You mind if I sit down?
646
00:35:37,730 --> 00:35:40,250
No, not at all.
647
00:35:48,292 --> 00:35:50,260
- So, you're a waitress?
- Yeah, I'm a waitress.
648
00:35:50,363 --> 00:35:53,194
Ah. Where do you work?
649
00:35:53,297 --> 00:35:55,265
A little place
off of Highway 27.
650
00:35:55,368 --> 00:35:58,647
Joe's Pie Diner.
651
00:35:58,751 --> 00:36:00,753
We serve 27 different
varieties of pie.
652
00:36:00,856 --> 00:36:04,239
Wow. That sounds like
a virtual pie factory.
653
00:36:04,343 --> 00:36:06,552
No, I make all the pies
fresh every morning.
654
00:36:06,655 --> 00:36:09,693
Breakfast pies and lunch pies
655
00:36:09,796 --> 00:36:12,454
and a special new pie
I invent every day.
656
00:36:12,558 --> 00:36:14,249
Wait, did you make
that marshmallow pie
that you gave me?
657
00:36:14,353 --> 00:36:16,009
Yes, I did.
658
00:36:16,113 --> 00:36:18,909
Mermaid Marshmallow.
659
00:36:19,012 --> 00:36:23,120
I invented it with my mom
when I was nine years old.
660
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,640
In my mermaid phase.
661
00:36:25,743 --> 00:36:28,332
That was probably the best pie
662
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,161
that I have tasted
in my entire life.
663
00:36:30,265 --> 00:36:32,371
You tried it?
664
00:36:32,474 --> 00:36:34,959
Well, I won't tell
your doctor.
665
00:36:35,063 --> 00:36:37,583
No. No, seriously.
666
00:36:37,686 --> 00:36:40,310
It was biblically good.
This is how good that was.
667
00:36:40,413 --> 00:36:43,416
That pie could win contests
668
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,938
and ribbons and things.
669
00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:52,253
What a thing to say.
670
00:36:52,356 --> 00:36:55,670
I am so sorry.
That was a compliment.
671
00:36:55,773 --> 00:36:58,086
No, I know.
That's why it made me
uncomfortable.
672
00:36:58,189 --> 00:36:59,846
Oh, God. No, you're blushing.
673
00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:05,887
Nope, nope,
shouldn't have said that.
674
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:08,648
No, you know, it's kinda funny.
675
00:37:11,824 --> 00:37:14,965
It's just seeing you
sitting here in your uniform.
676
00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:18,486
♪ You remind me of a girl
I once knew ♪
677
00:37:18,589 --> 00:37:21,316
♪ God by now,
She's well in middle age ♪
678
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:25,355
♪ Probably 41 or 42
679
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:28,634
Thank you.
680
00:37:28,737 --> 00:37:31,740
Oh, my God. No, no, no.
She was a waitress.
681
00:37:31,844 --> 00:37:33,984
♪ At a shop I used
To frequent quite a lot ♪
682
00:37:34,087 --> 00:37:36,573
♪ Nice teeth And small hands
683
00:37:36,676 --> 00:37:38,299
♪ And snuck me goodies
I couldn't afford then ♪
684
00:37:38,402 --> 00:37:40,542
♪ She was sweet to me
685
00:37:40,646 --> 00:37:43,442
♪ Reminds me of you
686
00:37:43,545 --> 00:37:45,927
oh, nobody ever really
notices me that way.
687
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:49,517
Somebody did, right?
688
00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:51,588
No, because you've got the whole
baby thing going on.
689
00:37:51,691 --> 00:37:53,831
♪ She'd bake the pies
Fresh every day ♪
690
00:37:53,935 --> 00:37:57,110
♪ Like you, I guess,
But I must say ♪
691
00:37:57,214 --> 00:37:59,630
♪ If pies were books
Yours would be
Shakespeare's letters ♪
692
00:37:59,734 --> 00:38:08,398
♪ You remind me of her,
But better ♪
693
00:38:08,501 --> 00:38:11,297
♪ It only takes a taste
694
00:38:11,401 --> 00:38:13,679
♪ When it's something special
♪
695
00:38:13,782 --> 00:38:17,786
♪ It only takes a taste
When you know it's good ♪
696
00:38:17,890 --> 00:38:22,757
♪ Sometimes one bite
Is more than enough ♪
697
00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:25,622
♪ To know you want more
698
00:38:25,725 --> 00:38:32,525
♪ Of the thing you just got
A taste of ♪
699
00:38:32,629 --> 00:38:35,183
♪ That reminds me
Of a thing we would say ♪
700
00:38:35,286 --> 00:38:38,255
♪ Me and my mama
701
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,670
♪ In the kitchen
When we'd bake ♪
702
00:38:39,774 --> 00:38:42,397
♪ She'd say, "Jenna
703
00:38:42,501 --> 00:38:44,951
♪ You can tell the whole
story With a taste" ♪
704
00:38:45,055 --> 00:38:47,989
♪ Yeah, no,
That's exactly what I mean ♪
705
00:38:48,092 --> 00:38:51,233
♪ I swear that as the flavors
Mixed and melted ♪
706
00:38:51,337 --> 00:38:53,857
♪ I could hear the sirens
sing ♪
707
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,377
♪ It was truly something
special One taste ♪
708
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:01,865
♪ And I want the whole thing
709
00:39:01,968 --> 00:39:05,489
♪ I must say
710
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:08,906
♪ It felt like
I got carried away ♪
711
00:39:09,010 --> 00:39:11,184
♪ Intoxicated
712
00:39:11,288 --> 00:39:13,601
♪ Made me escape
713
00:39:13,704 --> 00:39:19,779
♪ The room I was in
714
00:39:19,883 --> 00:39:23,680
♪ I can't help but wonder
715
00:39:23,783 --> 00:39:27,304
♪ How your hands
Must have felt ♪
716
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:31,342
♪ Creating
Such a masterful thing ♪
717
00:39:31,446 --> 00:39:33,966
♪ Just one bite
718
00:39:34,069 --> 00:39:36,520
♪ Caused all that
719
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:41,111
♪ Wondering?
720
00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:45,495
♪ It only takes a taste
721
00:39:45,598 --> 00:39:48,532
♪ It only takes a taste
722
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,327
♪ When you know it's good
723
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:53,434
♪ Sometimes one bite
724
00:39:53,537 --> 00:40:00,233
♪ Is more than enough
725
00:40:00,337 --> 00:40:02,408
♪ To know you want more
726
00:40:02,512 --> 00:40:04,375
♪ Of the thing you just got
727
00:40:04,479 --> 00:40:09,484
♪ A taste of
728
00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:14,385
- Oh, there's my bus.
729
00:40:17,009 --> 00:40:19,494
it was nice talking
with you, Dr. Pomatter.
730
00:40:19,598 --> 00:40:24,844
Yeah, Jenna,
give me a call anytime.
I'm here.
731
00:40:24,948 --> 00:40:28,296
For all your questions
and concerns.
732
00:40:28,399 --> 00:40:31,333
Good to know, Dr. Pomatter.
733
00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:56,773
Earl, hey. It's Tuesday night.
734
00:40:56,876 --> 00:40:58,464
What are you doing home
so early?
735
00:40:58,568 --> 00:41:01,950
Well thanks to
my asshole foreman
736
00:41:02,054 --> 00:41:07,473
it looks like you are gonna
be seeing me home a lot.
737
00:41:07,577 --> 00:41:11,063
This dude says I'm late
738
00:41:11,166 --> 00:41:14,238
one too many times and...
739
00:41:14,342 --> 00:41:16,551
fires me.
740
00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:19,589
But I told him
you can take this toolbox
741
00:41:19,692 --> 00:41:22,074
and shove it up your ass
742
00:41:22,177 --> 00:41:26,388
'cause I don't even want
this goddamn job.
743
00:41:26,492 --> 00:41:29,909
Then--
then he calls me arrogant!
744
00:41:30,013 --> 00:41:32,533
Me? Arrogant?
745
00:41:32,636 --> 00:41:35,501
No, see, now that loser
has been waiting
746
00:41:35,605 --> 00:41:38,711
to stick it to me
since high school.
747
00:41:38,815 --> 00:41:40,782
- Earl, I'm sorry.
- Don't feel sorry for me.
748
00:41:40,886 --> 00:41:43,613
Don't feel sorry for me.
749
00:41:43,716 --> 00:41:46,477
I am fine!
750
00:41:46,581 --> 00:41:53,277
I am celebrating.
751
00:41:56,557 --> 00:42:01,976
Well...
752
00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:05,255
looks like you the one
that's gonna be
753
00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:07,015
paying the bills
around here now.
754
00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:12,711
How'd we do today?
755
00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:20,926
What, are you shitting me?
756
00:42:21,029 --> 00:42:25,827
- That can't be all you earned.
- It was a slow day.
757
00:42:25,931 --> 00:42:28,968
Maybe you need to move
a little faster.
758
00:42:29,072 --> 00:42:33,007
Where's my kiss?
759
00:42:33,110 --> 00:42:36,355
No, come here.
Kiss me like you mean it.
760
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:40,428
Oh, Earl, I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling so good today.
761
00:42:40,531 --> 00:42:43,534
Well, you feel all right to me.
762
00:42:43,638 --> 00:42:46,261
Come on, baby.
763
00:42:46,365 --> 00:42:52,992
Take my bad day away.
764
00:42:53,268 --> 00:42:54,994
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
765
00:42:55,098 --> 00:42:56,893
Let me get you something to eat.
766
00:42:56,996 --> 00:42:59,550
Oh, I've brought
some leftovers from work.
767
00:42:59,654 --> 00:43:03,175
Chicken pot pie.
768
00:43:03,278 --> 00:43:09,940
You think I don't see
what you're doing?
769
00:43:11,010 --> 00:43:13,392
Do you think that I am stupid?
770
00:43:13,495 --> 00:43:15,566
- No.
- No?
771
00:43:15,670 --> 00:43:17,776
No, Earl.
I know you had a hard day.
772
00:43:17,879 --> 00:43:19,536
I thought maybe some warm pie
would make you--
773
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,434
- I'm not fuckin' hungry!
- Earl, calm down.
774
00:43:21,538 --> 00:43:22,953
Calm down? I'll show you calm.
775
00:43:23,057 --> 00:43:25,300
Earl!
776
00:43:25,404 --> 00:43:29,511
I'm pregnant!
777
00:43:29,615 --> 00:43:36,242
What?
778
00:43:36,346 --> 00:43:39,694
Well, when-- when the hell
were you gonna tell me?
779
00:43:39,798 --> 00:43:42,801
Well, I--
780
00:43:42,904 --> 00:43:45,217
I know you've were under
a lot of pressure.
781
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,943
And I was waiting
for the right time.
782
00:43:47,046 --> 00:43:48,841
Well, you have great timing!
783
00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:53,950
I'm sorry. Earl, I'm sorry.
784
00:43:54,053 --> 00:43:56,262
No wonder you've been looking
so tired all the time.
785
00:43:56,366 --> 00:43:58,782
Huh.
786
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,164
Hey, come here.
787
00:44:01,267 --> 00:44:02,683
Oh, my God.
788
00:44:02,786 --> 00:44:05,616
Come here.
789
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,929
Come here. Come sit down here.
790
00:44:08,033 --> 00:44:11,450
Careful.
791
00:44:11,553 --> 00:44:14,246
Oh, you--
792
00:44:14,349 --> 00:44:16,455
you little butterball!
793
00:44:22,806 --> 00:44:26,603
Well, how do you like that?
794
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:31,332
I'm-- I'm gonna have a baby?
795
00:44:31,435 --> 00:44:36,337
Little Earl Junior.
796
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,787
The legend lives on!
797
00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:41,998
Wait a minute.
798
00:44:42,101 --> 00:44:44,966
What happens if you decide
799
00:44:45,070 --> 00:44:47,797
to love the baby
more than you love me?
800
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:51,490
Hey, listen, women do it now.
They do it all the time.
801
00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:55,597
They have a baby
and then it's just to hell
with the man.
802
00:44:55,701 --> 00:44:58,290
You're jealous of the baby?
803
00:44:58,393 --> 00:45:01,086
No. I don't get jealous.
That is below me.
804
00:45:01,189 --> 00:45:08,093
I'm just talking it out.
I'm talking out my feelings.
805
00:45:08,403 --> 00:45:11,510
Maybe I just need you
806
00:45:11,613 --> 00:45:15,928
to make me a little promise
807
00:45:16,032 --> 00:45:20,139
that you won't go loving
that baby more than you love me.
808
00:45:20,243 --> 00:45:21,865
- Okay.
- Yeah, but you say I promise.
809
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,660
- Earl, I said okay.
- Hey.
810
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:28,699
Hey.
811
00:45:28,803 --> 00:45:32,117
I need this from you.
812
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:36,880
It's you and me first, right?
813
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,468
That's the way it's always been.
814
00:45:41,264 --> 00:45:43,645
♪ Remember my clean shave
815
00:45:43,749 --> 00:45:46,925
♪ Back in our old days
816
00:45:47,028 --> 00:45:52,068
♪ When we were just kids
817
00:45:52,171 --> 00:45:54,933
♪ I had my six-string
818
00:45:55,036 --> 00:45:57,798
♪ And you had Your own thing
819
00:45:57,901 --> 00:46:03,044
♪ Though I don't remember
What it is ♪
820
00:46:03,148 --> 00:46:06,047
♪ I wrote you love songs
821
00:46:06,151 --> 00:46:08,912
♪ And you liked that sad one
822
00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:14,642
♪ So I played it all the time
♪
823
00:46:14,745 --> 00:46:17,507
♪ What was that one line?
824
00:46:17,610 --> 00:46:19,889
♪ Something about sunshine
825
00:46:19,992 --> 00:46:25,549
♪ I sang it every night
826
00:46:25,653 --> 00:46:29,208
♪ Where the sun don't shine
827
00:46:29,312 --> 00:46:33,937
No, that is not how
that song went.
828
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:37,768
♪ When the sun won't shine
829
00:46:37,872 --> 00:46:41,600
That's not it either.
830
00:46:41,703 --> 00:46:46,225
What was it, baby?
831
00:46:46,329 --> 00:46:49,815
♪ Till the sun don't shine
832
00:46:49,919 --> 00:46:53,923
♪ You will still be mine
833
00:46:54,026 --> 00:46:56,615
That's right.
834
00:46:56,718 --> 00:46:59,687
♪ Man what a whirlwind
835
00:46:59,790 --> 00:47:01,965
♪ And so much is happening
836
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,657
♪ And mostly to me
837
00:47:04,761 --> 00:47:08,006
♪ Yeah
838
00:47:08,109 --> 00:47:10,871
♪ We've come such a long way
839
00:47:10,974 --> 00:47:13,563
♪ No turning back now, babe
840
00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:17,705
♪ You're my family
841
00:47:17,808 --> 00:47:21,157
Now promise me.
842
00:47:21,260 --> 00:47:28,302
♪ Till the end of time
843
00:47:28,405 --> 00:47:30,994
♪ These are ties that bind
844
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,997
Come on, sing it, honey.
845
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:38,726
♪ Till the sun don't shine
846
00:47:38,829 --> 00:47:46,837
♪ You will still be mine
847
00:48:09,722 --> 00:48:13,554
Honey, is it my imagination
848
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:16,695
or is my left boob drooping
down even lower today?
849
00:48:16,798 --> 00:48:19,525
Oh, Lord.
850
00:48:19,629 --> 00:48:24,875
I'm starting to feel like
something Picasso woulda made.
851
00:48:24,979 --> 00:48:26,912
How'd you do?
852
00:48:27,016 --> 00:48:29,777
Between Mr. Frugalman
on table five
853
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,537
and "Hey,
I'll Get You Next Time"
on table seven,
854
00:48:31,641 --> 00:48:34,092
not great.
855
00:48:34,195 --> 00:48:37,888
Thinking about picking up
some extra shifts.
856
00:48:37,992 --> 00:48:41,478
Are you crazy?
You work hard enough already.
857
00:48:41,582 --> 00:48:45,137
Oh, what is this
doing next to the cinnamon?
858
00:48:45,241 --> 00:48:48,865
- Oh, I was looking for that.
- Uh-huh.
859
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:51,212
You can't write your baby
a letter from the spice rack.
860
00:48:51,316 --> 00:48:53,628
- I'm not much
of a letter writer.
- Are you okay?
861
00:48:55,630 --> 00:48:59,220
I'm having
a small anxiety attack.
862
00:48:59,324 --> 00:49:02,430
I got a message on my profile.
863
00:49:02,534 --> 00:49:04,985
Girl, you've been sitting
on this news all day?
864
00:49:05,088 --> 00:49:08,333
He calls himself
OKCWithABullet, 32.
865
00:49:08,436 --> 00:49:11,405
Has all his hair, kind smile,
866
00:49:11,508 --> 00:49:16,065
loves poetry, Pavarotti
and puzzles.
867
00:49:16,168 --> 00:49:18,895
- He sounds perfect!
- Look at you.
868
00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:21,001
They're already lining up.
Take a number.
869
00:49:21,104 --> 00:49:23,279
Yeah.
Oh, dear, it's happening.
870
00:49:27,628 --> 00:49:30,044
It's really happening.
871
00:49:30,148 --> 00:49:32,978
I made a five-minute date
with him tonight.
872
00:49:33,082 --> 00:49:35,739
Five minutes?
873
00:49:35,843 --> 00:49:38,018
Well, this way
if it's a disaster
874
00:49:38,121 --> 00:49:40,675
I can get back in time
for History's Mysteries.
875
00:49:40,779 --> 00:49:42,125
Okay, now, Dawn,
876
00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:44,610
you are such a natural beauty,
877
00:49:44,714 --> 00:49:47,234
but 'cause it's such
a special occasion,
878
00:49:47,337 --> 00:49:49,822
would you let me put just
a tad of makeup on you
879
00:49:49,926 --> 00:49:53,274
and perhaps...
880
00:49:53,378 --> 00:49:56,277
pull that pony down...
881
00:49:56,381 --> 00:50:01,972
just for one night?
882
00:50:02,076 --> 00:50:04,596
Well, it is important
883
00:50:04,699 --> 00:50:07,185
- to make a good
first impression.
884
00:50:07,288 --> 00:50:10,429
Jenna, may I ask you to make
885
00:50:10,533 --> 00:50:14,606
your Meet Your Dream Chocolate
Cream pie to take to him?
886
00:50:14,709 --> 00:50:18,023
I will make you
a really special one.
887
00:50:18,127 --> 00:50:20,750
One like my mama used to.
888
00:50:20,853 --> 00:50:23,891
You wouldn't think all
the ingredients would go
together, but they do.
889
00:50:23,994 --> 00:50:29,414
What's going to be in it?
890
00:50:29,517 --> 00:50:32,796
I'm going to switch
the chocolate...
891
00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:38,526
from bittersweet
to creamy milk...
892
00:50:38,630 --> 00:50:41,840
and add a touch
of passion fruit.
893
00:50:41,943 --> 00:50:44,014
Oh, my God!
894
00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:53,748
And then I'll mix in
895
00:50:53,852 --> 00:50:57,166
something that will make
the impossible possible.
896
00:50:57,269 --> 00:50:59,892
Some exotic spice
897
00:50:59,996 --> 00:51:02,032
that will make you see clearly
before it's too late.
898
00:51:02,136 --> 00:51:07,555
What is going on with you, girl?
899
00:51:07,659 --> 00:51:09,109
You know that pie contest
that's coming to Springfield?
900
00:51:09,212 --> 00:51:11,490
Mm-hmm.
901
00:51:11,594 --> 00:51:15,874
I'm gonna do it.
902
00:51:15,977 --> 00:51:20,016
I'm gonna find a way
to save some money to go
there and enter it.
903
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,501
Now that's the first thing
you've said that's made any
sense in a very long time.
904
00:51:22,605 --> 00:51:26,540
And if a miracle happens
and I win it,
905
00:51:26,643 --> 00:51:32,097
I'm gonna take that prize money
and I'm gonna...
906
00:51:32,201 --> 00:51:37,413
You're gonna leave Earl.
907
00:51:37,516 --> 00:51:41,210
Yeah.
908
00:51:41,313 --> 00:51:45,352
And just run away from here.
909
00:51:45,455 --> 00:51:47,216
Wow.
910
00:51:47,319 --> 00:51:49,563
Honey, you can leave Earl
911
00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:51,910
without running away from here.
912
00:51:52,013 --> 00:51:55,638
It's not that easy.
913
00:51:55,741 --> 00:51:57,674
Well, all right.
914
00:51:57,778 --> 00:52:00,332
You go ahead.
915
00:52:00,436 --> 00:52:04,509
Get yourself a little pie shop
somewhere.
916
00:52:04,612 --> 00:52:06,235
Somewhere people could really
use a little pie shop.
917
00:52:06,338 --> 00:52:09,824
Like Europe.
918
00:52:09,928 --> 00:52:12,965
Or New Jersey.
919
00:52:13,069 --> 00:52:16,245
Jenna's Pie Palace.
920
00:52:16,348 --> 00:52:18,833
Jenna's Pastry Heaven.
921
00:52:18,937 --> 00:52:23,252
Jenna's Pie In The Sky.
922
00:52:23,355 --> 00:52:26,255
♪ Sugar
923
00:52:26,358 --> 00:52:28,981
Come on, honey.
We're not playing.
924
00:52:29,085 --> 00:52:32,295
♪ Sugar, butter
925
00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:37,473
- ♪ Flour
926
00:52:37,576 --> 00:52:42,857
♪ Sometimes I still see her
927
00:52:42,961 --> 00:52:48,622
♪ My mother the dreamer
928
00:52:48,725 --> 00:52:58,287
♪ She'd say nothing's
Impossible child ♪
929
00:53:00,289 --> 00:53:05,777
♪ A dream needs believing
930
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:11,265
♪ To taste like the real
thing ♪
931
00:53:11,369 --> 00:53:19,963
♪ Like some stranger
You recognize ♪
932
00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:22,483
♪ So pure
933
00:53:22,587 --> 00:53:25,728
♪ So pure, so electric
934
00:53:25,831 --> 00:53:28,489
♪ So sure
935
00:53:28,593 --> 00:53:33,667
♪ So sure, so connected
936
00:53:33,770 --> 00:53:36,842
♪ To those little believers
937
00:53:36,946 --> 00:53:41,778
♪ Inside
938
00:53:41,882 --> 00:53:45,126
♪ May we all be
939
00:53:45,230 --> 00:53:51,271
♪ So lucky
940
00:53:51,374 --> 00:53:56,517
♪ But dreams are elusive
941
00:53:56,621 --> 00:53:59,382
♪ The kind
We've gotten used to ♪
942
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:02,523
♪ Is nothing I can feel
943
00:54:02,627 --> 00:54:04,560
- ♪ Nothing I can hold
- ♪ Nothing I can have
944
00:54:04,663 --> 00:54:09,392
♪ Nothing that I know
945
00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:19,264
♪ Dreams come and they go
946
00:54:19,747 --> 00:54:23,130
♪ But hold them
And keep them ♪
947
00:54:23,233 --> 00:54:25,443
♪ But hold them
And keep them ♪
948
00:54:25,546 --> 00:54:28,446
♪ And know that you need them
♪
949
00:54:28,549 --> 00:54:30,931
♪ And know that
You need them ♪
950
00:54:31,034 --> 00:54:34,141
♪ When your breaking point's
All that ♪
951
00:54:34,244 --> 00:54:38,214
♪ You have
952
00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:47,016
♪ A dream is a soft place
To land ♪
953
00:54:47,119 --> 00:54:50,191
♪ May we all be
954
00:54:50,295 --> 00:54:54,679
♪ So lucky
955
00:55:03,101 --> 00:55:06,069
Oh, look what you did.
956
00:55:06,173 --> 00:55:10,211
You made me almost pretty.
957
00:55:10,315 --> 00:55:13,801
Almost pretty? You're beautiful.
958
00:55:13,905 --> 00:55:18,427
What the hell
did y'all put in that pie?
959
00:55:18,530 --> 00:55:23,673
I gonna leave before I die
of estrogen asphyxiation.
960
00:55:23,777 --> 00:55:29,196
Don't forget to turn out
the lights.
961
00:55:40,345 --> 00:55:42,830
Who are you
putting on lipstick for?
962
00:55:42,934 --> 00:55:45,039
You dolling up
for the diaper change?
963
00:55:45,143 --> 00:55:47,663
Well...
964
00:55:47,766 --> 00:55:52,012
maybe I got a little secret.
965
00:55:52,115 --> 00:55:54,394
- Maybe I'm doing
a little dreaming, too.
- What?
966
00:55:54,497 --> 00:55:55,912
- I can't tell you yet.
- Why not?
967
00:55:56,016 --> 00:55:58,259
Bye-bye, Dawn.
968
00:55:58,363 --> 00:56:01,297
Now don't do anything
I haven't done.
969
00:56:01,401 --> 00:56:02,885
Get yourself
a five-minute condom.
970
00:56:02,988 --> 00:56:04,749
- Becky!
971
00:56:04,852 --> 00:56:06,854
Adios, ladies.
972
00:56:13,067 --> 00:56:21,179
You are the queen of
kindness and goodness.
973
00:56:23,181 --> 00:56:27,012
♪ May we all be
974
00:56:27,116 --> 00:56:34,226
♪ So lucky
975
00:57:20,514 --> 00:57:23,103
Hiya, handsome. What'll it be?
976
00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:25,554
Oh, you're so lovely,
but no, I don't want you
as my waitress.
977
00:57:25,657 --> 00:57:32,353
No. I want her.
I want that lady right there.
978
00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:34,666
I'm so sorry, hon,
but you're sitting
in my station.
979
00:57:34,770 --> 00:57:41,535
But I don't want you.
I want her.
980
00:57:43,848 --> 00:57:46,782
Well, I do like a man
who knows what he wants.
981
00:57:46,885 --> 00:57:48,991
Is she a good friend of yours?
What can you tell me about her?
982
00:57:49,094 --> 00:57:52,166
What are her likes
and her dislikes?
983
00:57:52,270 --> 00:57:56,308
And does she have
any food allergies
or pollen sensitivities?
984
00:57:56,412 --> 00:57:58,656
Excuse me, darling.
985
00:57:58,759 --> 00:57:59,864
I'm gonna go talk to Dawn
for a minute,
986
00:57:59,967 --> 00:58:01,037
see if she won't
tell you herself.
987
00:58:01,141 --> 00:58:03,108
That would be wonderful.
988
00:58:03,212 --> 00:58:09,805
- I thought you'd like that.
- I do. I do.
989
00:58:11,013 --> 00:58:12,808
Dawn!
990
00:58:12,911 --> 00:58:14,844
There is a man at table five
991
00:58:14,948 --> 00:58:16,570
on a mission with your name
on it.
992
00:58:16,674 --> 00:58:20,091
His name is Ogie.
993
00:58:20,194 --> 00:58:23,439
Short for Oklahoma.
994
00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,855
He's OKCwithaBullet!
995
00:58:25,959 --> 00:58:33,104
Ahh!
996
00:58:33,898 --> 00:58:36,486
He's an amateur magician,
997
00:58:36,590 --> 00:58:39,662
does competitive clog dancing
998
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:43,010
and only eats white food
on Wednesdays.
999
00:58:43,114 --> 00:58:45,703
- He told me we were soulmates.
- Girl!
1000
00:58:45,806 --> 00:58:48,395
I made the mistake
of telling him I work here.
1001
00:58:48,498 --> 00:58:52,157
Oh, I don't know, Dawn.
I think it sounds like
he's got potential.
1002
00:58:52,261 --> 00:58:54,228
He took me through
the entire medical
1003
00:58:54,332 --> 00:58:58,543
and psychiatric history
of his whole family.
1004
00:58:58,647 --> 00:59:01,857
Oh, he's laying it
all on the table.
1005
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,548
I just wanted
a quiet first date.
1006
00:59:03,652 --> 00:59:05,895
Stimulating conversation.
1007
00:59:05,999 --> 00:59:08,208
First man who ever shows
any interest in me
1008
00:59:08,311 --> 00:59:11,280
and he turns out to be
a mad, clogging elf.
1009
00:59:15,525 --> 00:59:18,563
I'm telling you, Jenna,
that magic love pie
was too good.
1010
00:59:18,667 --> 00:59:20,565
I should never
have brought it with me.
1011
00:59:20,669 --> 00:59:22,222
I don't think
it was the pie, Dawn.
1012
00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:24,604
I think it was you.
1013
00:59:24,707 --> 00:59:26,847
- Come with me.
- I would, but I gotta go pee.
1014
00:59:26,951 --> 00:59:31,438
Is anyone gonna take
the elf's order?
1015
00:59:31,541 --> 00:59:33,543
Would you shut up, Cal?
1016
00:59:33,647 --> 00:59:36,374
That happens to be
OKCwithaBullet!
1017
00:59:36,477 --> 00:59:39,273
Cue DawnRising.
1018
00:59:39,377 --> 00:59:43,036
- No.
1019
00:59:43,139 --> 00:59:49,145
- Okay, just open
this up a little bit.
- Becky, no!
1020
01:00:02,434 --> 01:00:04,678
Hello, good morning. Hello.
I told you I didn't want
1021
01:00:04,782 --> 01:00:07,923
to see you again.
May I take your order?
1022
01:00:08,026 --> 01:00:10,684
I'll have an egg white omelet
1023
01:00:10,788 --> 01:00:13,929
with cottage cheese
and a side of mayonnaise.
1024
01:00:14,032 --> 01:00:19,141
I have very exquisite taste.
1025
01:00:19,244 --> 01:00:21,108
What kind of toast with that?
White or wheat?
1026
01:00:21,212 --> 01:00:23,973
Why am I even asking?
It's Wednesday!
1027
01:00:24,077 --> 01:00:26,562
You see? We already know
each other so intimately.
1028
01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:28,253
- You don't know me.
1029
01:00:28,357 --> 01:00:29,634
I do.
1030
01:00:29,738 --> 01:00:31,878
You're NewDawnRising.
1031
01:00:31,981 --> 01:00:34,294
Easily misunderstood,
1032
01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:37,746
but I see your true beauty.
1033
01:00:37,849 --> 01:00:39,920
Normally I wouldn't do this.
1034
01:00:40,024 --> 01:00:42,474
Actually, I've never done this.
1035
01:00:42,578 --> 01:00:43,924
But that five minutes,
1036
01:00:44,028 --> 01:00:48,791
it felt like a whole 15
1037
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,759
and I am certain we're meant
to be together.
1038
01:00:50,862 --> 01:00:52,830
I don't even know you.
1039
01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:55,902
I'm a tax auditor.
1040
01:00:56,005 --> 01:00:58,490
I drive a very nice
1041
01:00:58,594 --> 01:01:04,807
subcompact Toyota Yaris.
1042
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:07,292
And I love my mother.
1043
01:01:07,396 --> 01:01:10,606
What else do you need
to know about me?
1044
01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:13,126
Your dessert order.
1045
01:01:13,229 --> 01:01:15,542
I'll have a slice
1046
01:01:15,645 --> 01:01:17,647
of the White Knuckle Cream Pie.
1047
01:01:17,751 --> 01:01:19,304
With or without whipped cream?
1048
01:01:19,408 --> 01:01:23,170
You choose.
I trust you implicitly.
1049
01:01:23,274 --> 01:01:25,345
But if you do choose
to have whipped cream,
1050
01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:28,003
I would love it on the side,
not touching the pie.
1051
01:01:28,106 --> 01:01:29,694
I hate it when it
touches the pie.
1052
01:01:29,798 --> 01:01:32,076
No, it soggies the crust.
1053
01:01:32,179 --> 01:01:33,940
Yeah, and you can't control
the whipped cream...
1054
01:01:34,043 --> 01:01:37,495
...to pie ratio
to create the perfect bite.
1055
01:01:39,808 --> 01:01:42,845
Oh, there's that laugh.
1056
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:46,607
That intoxicating laugh.
1057
01:01:46,711 --> 01:01:49,852
Dawn, you inspire
poetry in me.
1058
01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:53,718
I'm making one up.
1059
01:01:53,822 --> 01:01:56,997
I'm making one up here
right here on the spot
and here it comes.
1060
01:01:57,101 --> 01:02:00,173
All of my life
I've loved turtles.
1061
01:02:00,276 --> 01:02:03,452
And you, Dawn, are the queen.
1062
01:02:03,555 --> 01:02:05,972
Da, da, da, da, da.
1063
01:02:06,075 --> 01:02:08,457
Da, da, da, da, da.
1064
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:14,290
And something in between.
1065
01:02:14,394 --> 01:02:16,051
I'm gonna work on
the middle section.
1066
01:02:16,154 --> 01:02:18,950
I am. You like that one,
don't you, Dawn?
1067
01:02:19,054 --> 01:02:20,745
Please just take your mixed
bouquet and leave.
1068
01:02:20,849 --> 01:02:24,611
- Just leave!
- Dawn.
1069
01:02:24,714 --> 01:02:27,890
♪ I will never
Let you let me leave
I promise I'm not lying ♪
1070
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,443
♪ Go ahead ask anybody
Who has seen me trying ♪
1071
01:02:29,547 --> 01:02:32,722
♪ I'm not going
1072
01:02:32,826 --> 01:02:36,450
♪ If it seems like I did I'm
probably waiting outside ♪
1073
01:02:36,554 --> 01:02:38,798
♪ Such a stubborn man
You'll likely never
Meet another ♪
1074
01:02:38,901 --> 01:02:41,455
♪ When we have our family
dinner You can ask my mother ♪
1075
01:02:41,559 --> 01:02:44,458
♪ She's the best
1076
01:02:44,562 --> 01:02:48,048
♪ You'll learn more about her
On our family history test ♪
1077
01:02:48,152 --> 01:02:51,500
♪ I'm gonna do this right
1078
01:02:51,603 --> 01:02:54,986
♪ Show you I'm not moving
1079
01:02:55,090 --> 01:02:57,471
♪ Wherever you go
I won't be far to follow ♪
1080
01:02:57,575 --> 01:03:02,407
♪ Oh, gonna love you so
1081
01:03:02,511 --> 01:03:06,549
♪ You'll learn what
I already know ♪
1082
01:03:06,653 --> 01:03:10,036
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1083
01:03:10,139 --> 01:03:12,590
♪ You can try
1084
01:03:12,693 --> 01:03:17,353
♪ Oh, but I
1085
01:03:17,457 --> 01:03:19,804
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1086
01:03:19,908 --> 01:03:21,426
- Ready for your check?
- Not quite!
1087
01:03:21,530 --> 01:03:24,947
Pie for--
1088
01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:28,468
- pie for everybody!
1089
01:03:28,571 --> 01:03:32,472
♪ I grew up an only child
In a suburb of the city ♪
1090
01:03:32,575 --> 01:03:34,992
♪ Spent my days alone my only
Friend was a stray kitty ♪
1091
01:03:35,095 --> 01:03:37,546
- ♪ Called Sardine
- ♪ Sardine
1092
01:03:37,649 --> 01:03:40,514
♪ I thought it was hilarious
To call a cat a kind of fish ♪
1093
01:03:40,618 --> 01:03:43,517
♪ She played hard to get
Hissing while
She scratched me ♪
1094
01:03:43,621 --> 01:03:45,726
♪ What she was trying to say
Was "Ogie, come and catch me ♪
1095
01:03:45,830 --> 01:03:48,591
♪ I learned quickly
1096
01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:50,559
♪ That her perseverance
Stood between a cat ♪
1097
01:03:50,662 --> 01:03:52,112
♪ And her New best friend me
1098
01:03:52,216 --> 01:03:56,254
♪ Oh, I'm gonna
Do this right ♪
1099
01:03:56,358 --> 01:03:59,706
♪ Show you I'm not moving
1100
01:03:59,809 --> 01:04:02,226
♪ Wherever you go
I won't be far to follow ♪
1101
01:04:02,329 --> 01:04:07,196
♪ Oh, gonna love you so
1102
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:11,442
♪ You'll learn what
I already know ♪
1103
01:04:11,545 --> 01:04:12,995
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1104
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:15,066
When you say never...
1105
01:04:15,170 --> 01:04:17,897
♪ You can try
1106
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,797
♪ Oh, but I
1107
01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:23,903
I love you means
blah, blah, yip, yap.
Get back to work!
1108
01:04:24,006 --> 01:04:26,422
♪ Oh
1109
01:04:26,526 --> 01:04:29,046
♪ You can try
1110
01:04:29,149 --> 01:04:33,567
♪ Oh, but I
1111
01:04:33,671 --> 01:04:35,776
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1112
01:04:44,233 --> 01:04:47,581
♪ You can try
1113
01:04:47,685 --> 01:04:52,000
♪ Oh, but I
1114
01:04:52,103 --> 01:04:55,313
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1115
01:05:15,368 --> 01:05:21,857
So I'll pick you up
Sunday at seven?
1116
01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:23,928
Maybe?
1117
01:05:24,032 --> 01:05:26,275
Maybe!
1118
01:05:26,379 --> 01:05:28,174
There's a reading
at Rainard Park
1119
01:05:28,277 --> 01:05:30,141
of the Federalist Papers.
1120
01:05:30,245 --> 01:05:32,902
How'd you know about that?
1121
01:05:33,006 --> 01:05:39,668
I played Paul Revere
in 42 Revolutionary War
reenactments.
1122
01:05:39,771 --> 01:05:42,429
40 times technically I was
the standby Revere,
1123
01:05:42,533 --> 01:05:46,468
but two times the Paul was out,
I went on.
1124
01:05:46,571 --> 01:05:48,953
And I played it.
1125
01:05:49,057 --> 01:05:52,163
I did, I played it.
1126
01:05:52,267 --> 01:05:54,096
I got injured once, through.
I had a bayonet issue.
1127
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,065
And it was real, real bad
1128
01:05:57,168 --> 01:06:00,723
and I fell off my horse
and my spleen was removed.
1129
01:06:00,827 --> 01:06:03,347
So it's--
1130
01:06:03,450 --> 01:06:07,109
One if by land, two if by sea.
1131
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:11,907
And I, on the opposite shore,
will be.
1132
01:06:35,379 --> 01:06:39,831
The elf and the turtle.
1133
01:06:39,935 --> 01:06:43,111
An epic romance.
1134
01:06:43,214 --> 01:06:45,320
♪ Sugar
1135
01:06:45,423 --> 01:06:48,909
It Almost Makes You
Believe Again pie.
1136
01:06:49,013 --> 01:06:51,119
Reach for an ingredient
long forgotten
1137
01:06:51,222 --> 01:06:52,465
in the back of your cupboard.
1138
01:06:52,568 --> 01:06:55,088
Like poppy seeds.
1139
01:06:55,192 --> 01:06:57,332
Something you bought
but forgot you had.
1140
01:06:57,435 --> 01:06:59,541
- Throw in gingersnaps...
1141
01:06:59,644 --> 01:07:01,439
...and tapioca
1142
01:07:01,543 --> 01:07:04,373
till they combine unexpectedly.
1143
01:07:04,477 --> 01:07:07,135
And mix it with all
your questions and concerns.
1144
01:07:07,238 --> 01:07:10,172
- Hi. Is Dr. Pomatter there?
1145
01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:12,140
Jenna Hunterson.
I'm his patient.
1146
01:07:12,243 --> 01:07:15,626
- Hey.
1147
01:07:15,729 --> 01:07:18,698
Hi, Dr. Pomatter.
Listen, I'm sure it's nothing,
1148
01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:21,977
but you said to call with
any questions or concerns.
1149
01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:25,774
This morning, um,
I'm bleeding a little bit.
1150
01:07:25,877 --> 01:07:27,845
No. No. It's very very light.
1151
01:07:27,948 --> 01:07:30,399
Come in to see you?
1152
01:07:30,503 --> 01:07:34,300
Tomorrow morning?
You're open at 7:00 AM?
1153
01:07:34,403 --> 01:07:36,198
Excuse me,
but I've got a short stack
of perfectly round
1154
01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:38,580
meticulously made, once warm,
1155
01:07:38,683 --> 01:07:40,478
buttermilk blueberry pancakes
to take to table six
1156
01:07:40,582 --> 01:07:42,342
because even though I'm pregnant
1157
01:07:42,446 --> 01:07:46,829
I'm working, Dr. Pomfritter!
1158
01:07:46,933 --> 01:07:49,729
Hey, listen, Doc,
while I've got you on the line,
between you and me,
1159
01:07:49,832 --> 01:07:53,215
I have a bit of a gas issue.
1160
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:56,011
Yeah, I tried that.
Made it worse.
1161
01:07:56,115 --> 01:08:02,535
It cleared the room.
1162
01:08:04,295 --> 01:08:05,917
- Yes. Yes.
1163
01:08:06,021 --> 01:08:09,680
- Hello? Hi.
- Hi. Hi.
1164
01:08:09,783 --> 01:08:11,337
- Where is everybody?
- No one's here yet.
1165
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,925
I came in a little early
to see you.
1166
01:08:14,029 --> 01:08:18,344
Oh. OKay.
1167
01:08:18,447 --> 01:08:20,415
Oh, here. I brought you
1168
01:08:20,518 --> 01:08:22,934
some Believe Again
Poppy Seed Pocket pies.
1169
01:08:23,038 --> 01:08:27,284
Oh, my God. Thank you.
1170
01:08:27,387 --> 01:08:31,184
Um, so, you know,
we spoke on the phone
1171
01:08:31,288 --> 01:08:33,393
and you said that
the bleeding was very mild?
1172
01:08:33,497 --> 01:08:35,499
- Yes.
- Has that stopped?
1173
01:08:35,602 --> 01:08:37,259
Yeah. I only saw it
the one time.
1174
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:42,091
Oh, good. You're fine.
1175
01:08:42,195 --> 01:08:46,026
Oh, my God!
1176
01:08:46,130 --> 01:08:46,958
Well, aren't you
going to examine me?
1177
01:08:47,062 --> 01:08:49,754
No. No.
1178
01:08:49,858 --> 01:08:51,860
No need.
1179
01:08:51,963 --> 01:08:54,311
This is unbelievably delicious.
1180
01:08:54,414 --> 01:08:57,072
I mean, delicious is not
even a good enough word
1181
01:08:57,176 --> 01:09:00,179
for what it is.
1182
01:09:00,282 --> 01:09:04,148
What you do with food,
it is unearthly.
1183
01:09:04,252 --> 01:09:07,393
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1184
01:09:07,496 --> 01:09:10,223
Then am I okay?
I mean, there's nothing's
wrong with me?
1185
01:09:10,327 --> 01:09:12,605
Oh, God, no, no, no.
Nothing's wrong with you.
1186
01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:15,366
Look, light spotting
is a perfectly
1187
01:09:15,470 --> 01:09:19,508
normal symptom
in early pregnancy.
1188
01:09:19,612 --> 01:09:23,305
Holy shit.
1189
01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:27,378
Is that everything
you have to say?
1190
01:09:27,482 --> 01:09:33,798
- No.
- Well, what?
1191
01:09:38,527 --> 01:09:39,977
Nothing.
1192
01:09:41,979 --> 01:09:44,878
You can-- you can go.
1193
01:09:44,982 --> 01:09:47,812
I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna go ahead
and I'm gonna see you
1194
01:09:47,916 --> 01:09:50,781
at your next regularly
scheduled appointment.
1195
01:09:50,884 --> 01:09:52,783
Don't hesitate to call
if you have any--
1196
01:09:52,886 --> 01:09:55,130
- Questions or concerns.
- Any and all.
1197
01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:57,995
Wait, wait, wait.
Why did you have me come
all the way here
1198
01:09:58,098 --> 01:10:00,929
if spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom
in early pregnancy?
1199
01:10:01,032 --> 01:10:04,415
I had to get up early
and take a bus and walk
five blocks
1200
01:10:04,519 --> 01:10:06,279
just to hear that spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom?
1201
01:10:06,383 --> 01:10:10,559
I have no response to that.
1202
01:10:10,663 --> 01:10:12,803
What time does this office
normally open, Doctor?
1203
01:10:12,906 --> 01:10:14,529
- 8:30?
- 9:00.
1204
01:10:14,632 --> 01:10:18,912
9:00? You came in here
two hours early
1205
01:10:19,016 --> 01:10:21,087
to tell me that spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom
in early pregnancy?
1206
01:10:21,190 --> 01:10:23,365
It seems that way, yes.
1207
01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:25,022
- Goodbye, Dr. Pomatter.
- Bye, Jenna.
1208
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:29,820
You know what?
1209
01:10:29,923 --> 01:10:32,478
I think you're strange.
1210
01:10:32,581 --> 01:10:34,928
And I'm not sure I want you
to be my doctor anymore.
1211
01:10:35,032 --> 01:10:37,276
- You make me uncomfortable.
- No, Jenna, no. I'm sorry.
1212
01:10:37,379 --> 01:10:38,553
I'm so sorry.
I will not do it anymore.
1213
01:10:38,656 --> 01:10:40,589
Look, whatever it is that I do,
1214
01:10:40,693 --> 01:10:42,004
you should not be uncomfortable
during this time.
1215
01:10:42,108 --> 01:10:43,454
- You're doing it again!
- Wait, what did I do?
1216
01:10:43,558 --> 01:10:44,455
I don't know, you know,
it's the nice guy
1217
01:10:44,559 --> 01:10:45,801
talky thing you do.
1218
01:10:45,905 --> 01:10:49,564
You just-- forget it.
1219
01:10:49,667 --> 01:10:52,877
Jen--
1220
01:10:52,981 --> 01:10:55,639
Uh, Jenna, you forgot your--
1221
01:11:01,507 --> 01:11:03,750
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1222
01:11:03,854 --> 01:11:05,649
- What do you want?
- I want to see you again.
1223
01:11:05,752 --> 01:11:07,306
I want to talk to you
somewhere outside of here.
1224
01:11:07,409 --> 01:11:08,479
Can we have coffee together
or something?
1225
01:11:08,583 --> 01:11:09,825
I can't have coffee.
1226
01:11:09,929 --> 01:11:11,551
It's on the bad food list
you gave me.
1227
01:11:11,655 --> 01:11:13,346
What kind of doctor are you?
1228
01:11:16,418 --> 01:11:18,178
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1229
01:11:18,282 --> 01:11:20,319
Yeah, no, I totally agree.
1230
01:11:20,422 --> 01:11:24,392
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1231
01:11:24,495 --> 01:11:28,257
♪ And I have never known
Anything so true ♪
1232
01:11:28,361 --> 01:11:32,400
♪ It's a terrible idea
Me and you ♪
1233
01:11:32,503 --> 01:11:34,574
♪ You have a wife
1234
01:11:34,678 --> 01:11:36,887
♪ And you have a husband
1235
01:11:36,990 --> 01:11:39,027
♪ You're my doctor
1236
01:11:39,130 --> 01:11:41,340
♪ You've got a baby coming
1237
01:11:41,443 --> 01:11:45,792
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1238
01:11:45,896 --> 01:11:49,900
♪ Let's just keep kissing
Till we come to ♪
1239
01:11:50,003 --> 01:11:52,765
♪ Heart stop racing,
Let's face it ♪
1240
01:11:52,868 --> 01:11:55,940
♪ Making mistakes Like this
1241
01:11:56,044 --> 01:11:58,287
♪ Will make worse what
Was all ready pretty bad ♪
1242
01:11:58,391 --> 01:12:00,566
♪ Mind stop running
1243
01:12:00,669 --> 01:12:04,259
♪ It's time we just
Let this thing go ♪
1244
01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,261
♪ It was a pretty good
Bad idea ♪
1245
01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:11,370
♪ Wasn't it, though?
1246
01:12:11,473 --> 01:12:15,374
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1247
01:12:15,477 --> 01:12:19,688
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1248
01:12:19,792 --> 01:12:26,385
♪ Hold me close
While I think this through ♪
1249
01:12:26,523 --> 01:12:31,286
♪ Yeah, it's a very poor idea
Me and you ♪
1250
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:34,116
♪ Heart stop racing,
Let's face it ♪
1251
01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:37,499
♪ Making mistakes like this
1252
01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:39,536
♪ Will make worse what was
Already pretty bad ♪
1253
01:12:39,639 --> 01:12:41,779
♪ Mind stop running
1254
01:12:41,883 --> 01:12:45,438
♪ It's time we just
Let this thing go ♪
1255
01:12:45,542 --> 01:12:47,509
♪ It was a pretty good
Bad idea ♪
1256
01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:51,789
♪ Wasn't it, though?
1257
01:12:51,893 --> 01:12:55,724
♪ I know
1258
01:12:55,828 --> 01:12:59,728
♪ What's right for me
1259
01:12:59,832 --> 01:13:03,042
♪ It's the only thing
1260
01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:08,012
- ♪ I've ever done
- ♪ I've ever done
1261
01:13:08,116 --> 01:13:12,396
♪ What if I never see myself
Ever be ♪
1262
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:15,019
♪ Anything more than what
1263
01:13:15,123 --> 01:13:21,992
♪ I've already become
1264
01:13:22,095 --> 01:13:26,030
♪ I need a bad idea
I need a bad idea ♪
1265
01:13:26,134 --> 01:13:29,862
♪ I need a bad idea
I need a bad idea ♪
1266
01:13:29,965 --> 01:13:34,211
♪ Just one
1267
01:13:34,314 --> 01:13:37,801
♪ Heart keep racing,
Let's make mistakes ♪
1268
01:13:37,904 --> 01:13:40,631
♪ Let us say so what
1269
01:13:40,735 --> 01:13:43,151
♪ And make worse what was
Already pretty bad ♪
1270
01:13:43,254 --> 01:13:45,809
♪ This secret is safe
1271
01:13:45,912 --> 01:13:48,846
♪ No reason To throw it away
1272
01:13:48,950 --> 01:13:51,608
♪ When there's love
To be had ♪
1273
01:13:51,711 --> 01:13:55,474
♪ Hold me tight
As I tell myself ♪
1274
01:13:55,577 --> 01:13:57,683
♪ That you might make sense
1275
01:13:57,786 --> 01:14:00,893
♪ And make good what
Has been just so bad ♪
1276
01:14:00,996 --> 01:14:03,896
♪ Let's see this through
1277
01:14:03,999 --> 01:14:08,935
♪ It's a pretty good
Bad idea ♪
1278
01:14:09,039 --> 01:14:15,148
- ♪ Me and you
- ♪ Me and you
1279
01:14:40,242 --> 01:14:42,417
♪ Sugar
1280
01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:45,524
♪ Sugar
1281
01:14:45,627 --> 01:14:48,492
I Wanna Play Doctor
With My Gynecologist pie.
1282
01:14:48,596 --> 01:14:51,391
Vanilla custard.
1283
01:14:51,495 --> 01:14:54,153
Drizzled with warm
melted caramel.
1284
01:14:54,256 --> 01:14:56,189
And nuts.
1285
01:14:56,293 --> 01:14:58,882
Totally nuts.
1286
01:14:58,985 --> 01:15:03,334
Topped with honey-kissed
whipped cream and banana.
1287
01:15:03,438 --> 01:15:06,130
Hold the banana.
1288
01:15:06,234 --> 01:15:08,132
- Wake the hell up!
1289
01:15:08,236 --> 01:15:09,996
I Can't Have An Affair
Because It's Wrong
1290
01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:11,998
and I Don't Want Earl
to Kill Me pie.
1291
01:15:12,102 --> 01:15:14,173
Add cold water
to chocolate stirrups.
1292
01:15:14,276 --> 01:15:15,968
I mean syrup.
1293
01:15:16,071 --> 01:15:18,833
Pour into a truly flakey crust.
1294
01:15:18,936 --> 01:15:21,180
Don't over bake,
could explode at any minute.
1295
01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:27,013
Oh, my God!
I didn't see anything.
1296
01:15:27,117 --> 01:15:29,360
I just need to find a place
to throw up.
1297
01:15:29,464 --> 01:15:31,604
Look, Jenna, it just happened.
1298
01:15:31,708 --> 01:15:34,849
Cal? Cal?
1299
01:15:34,952 --> 01:15:38,024
Well, he's got such
nice strong hands.
1300
01:15:38,128 --> 01:15:39,923
All right, I wasn't looking
for it, it was an accident.
1301
01:15:40,026 --> 01:15:42,442
An affair is not an accident.
1302
01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:45,756
Dropping a tray is an accident.
1303
01:15:45,860 --> 01:15:48,172
Cal didn't just trip
into your va-jay-jay.
1304
01:15:48,276 --> 01:15:53,833
What?
1305
01:16:26,763 --> 01:16:29,558
Look, I'm just having me
a little adventure
1306
01:16:29,662 --> 01:16:32,251
after years and years
of lots of nothing.
1307
01:16:32,354 --> 01:16:34,460
It was getting so quiet down
there you could hear an echo.
1308
01:16:34,563 --> 01:16:37,221
What about your husband?
1309
01:16:37,325 --> 01:16:39,707
My husband wears Pampers,
curses constantly,
1310
01:16:39,810 --> 01:16:41,640
and sleeps in a separate room.
1311
01:16:41,743 --> 01:16:43,227
Well, why don't you
just leave him, Becky?
1312
01:16:43,331 --> 01:16:45,989
Because I love him.
I wouldn't leave him
1313
01:16:46,092 --> 01:16:47,715
just 'cause I have to change
his diaper three times a day.
1314
01:16:47,818 --> 01:16:49,648
What kind of person
would do that?
1315
01:16:49,751 --> 01:16:51,615
Well, what kind of person
has an affair with Cal
1316
01:16:51,719 --> 01:16:53,375
who's married to Ethel?
1317
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:55,826
Well, Cal thinks she's gay.
1318
01:16:55,930 --> 01:16:58,277
Look, they ain't slept
together in 15 years.
1319
01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:01,073
Most married couples haven't
slept together in 15 years.
1320
01:17:01,176 --> 01:17:07,458
But we know Ethel
and she's not...
1321
01:17:10,323 --> 01:17:12,567
- She could be.
- Mm-hmm.
1322
01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:15,501
But if he thinks she's gay,
why don't they just divorce?
1323
01:17:15,604 --> 01:17:17,917
Because he loves her.
What kind of man
1324
01:17:18,021 --> 01:17:21,024
would leave his wife
just 'cause she's gay?
1325
01:17:21,127 --> 01:17:23,716
- She--
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1326
01:17:23,820 --> 01:17:27,202
Now you're supposed to be
my friend, not Ethel's.
1327
01:17:27,306 --> 01:17:30,758
And I didn't say nothing
about your early morning
visit to the doc
1328
01:17:30,861 --> 01:17:33,933
when you came back
with your dress on inside out
1329
01:17:34,037 --> 01:17:38,524
'cause you were too busy
putting the pap back in smear.
1330
01:17:38,627 --> 01:17:40,699
Okay, that was one time
1331
01:17:40,802 --> 01:17:43,115
and I was not in my right mind.
1332
01:17:43,218 --> 01:17:47,360
- I put the lid on it.
- Of course you did.
1333
01:17:47,464 --> 01:17:48,948
What's that supposed to mean.
1334
01:17:49,052 --> 01:17:51,054
Just go back
to your pantry, Jenna.
1335
01:17:51,157 --> 01:17:56,231
Bake yourself another
Bury The Bullshit pie.
1336
01:17:56,335 --> 01:17:58,440
Well, you got me
all figured out, don't you?
1337
01:17:58,544 --> 01:18:00,891
You got everything
all figured out.
1338
01:18:00,995 --> 01:18:03,307
It's the world
according to Becky.
1339
01:18:03,411 --> 01:18:07,691
♪ Go ahead,
Throw your rocks at me ♪
1340
01:18:07,795 --> 01:18:11,833
♪ From your little glass
house And then take off running
♪
1341
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:15,319
♪ You're no better than me
1342
01:18:15,423 --> 01:18:19,979
♪ We've both made mistakes,
Haven't we? ♪
1343
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:23,811
♪ I won't undo
What I'm doing ♪
1344
01:18:23,914 --> 01:18:28,022
♪ To sit in judgment
Of what makes us human ♪
1345
01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:31,750
♪ I don't claim
To be proud but ♪
1346
01:18:31,853 --> 01:18:35,443
♪ My head won't be hung
In shame ♪
1347
01:18:35,546 --> 01:18:38,687
♪ I didn't plan it
But the light turned red ♪
1348
01:18:38,791 --> 01:18:41,138
♪ And I ran it
1349
01:18:41,242 --> 01:18:45,798
♪ And I'm still standing
1350
01:18:45,902 --> 01:18:50,320
♪ It's not what I wanted But
now that it's right here ♪
1351
01:18:50,423 --> 01:18:53,219
♪ I understand it
1352
01:18:53,323 --> 01:18:56,913
♪ A story written
By my own hand ♪
1353
01:18:57,016 --> 01:19:02,332
♪ It's life biting
Right at your heels ♪
1354
01:19:02,435 --> 01:19:05,128
♪ I didn't plan it
1355
01:19:05,231 --> 01:19:10,581
♪ But it's finally
Something to feel ♪
1356
01:19:10,685 --> 01:19:11,962
Becky, I can't go there.
1357
01:19:12,066 --> 01:19:15,310
Honey, we're already there.
1358
01:19:15,414 --> 01:19:19,936
♪ Look around you
Ain't no saints here, baby ♪
1359
01:19:20,039 --> 01:19:24,216
♪ We're all just looking
For a little less crazy ♪
1360
01:19:24,319 --> 01:19:27,391
♪ And sometimes
It's a hard left turn ♪
1361
01:19:27,495 --> 01:19:30,463
♪ Down a road you never
Thought you'd see ♪
1362
01:19:30,567 --> 01:19:33,294
♪ I didn't plan it
1363
01:19:33,397 --> 01:19:36,504
♪ Taking back what's been
Taken for granted ♪
1364
01:19:36,607 --> 01:19:41,854
♪ And I can't stand it
1365
01:19:41,958 --> 01:19:45,789
♪ I'm sick of the way I've
been Waiting to break free ♪
1366
01:19:45,893 --> 01:19:49,413
♪ I needed saving
1367
01:19:49,517 --> 01:19:53,693
♪ And a good mistake
Needed making ♪
1368
01:19:53,797 --> 01:19:56,765
♪ Maybe you need
The same thing ♪
1369
01:19:56,869 --> 01:19:59,803
♪ Oh, something to feel
1370
01:19:59,907 --> 01:20:03,427
♪ To race through your blood
And remind you you're here ♪
1371
01:20:03,531 --> 01:20:07,293
♪ To open your eyes
And look around ♪
1372
01:20:07,397 --> 01:20:10,814
♪ And see the sky
When you're underground ♪
1373
01:20:10,918 --> 01:20:12,678
♪ I didn't plan it
1374
01:20:12,781 --> 01:20:15,370
♪ But that's life
1375
01:20:15,474 --> 01:20:18,373
♪ And I'm finally
Feeling alive ♪
1376
01:20:18,477 --> 01:20:20,513
♪ It's not right
1377
01:20:20,617 --> 01:20:22,826
♪ But it's mine
1378
01:20:22,930 --> 01:20:26,726
♪ And it's finally
1379
01:20:26,830 --> 01:20:35,874
♪ Something to feel
1380
01:21:07,457 --> 01:21:10,356
- Hello, Mrs. Hunterson.
- Hello, Doctor Pomatter.
1381
01:21:10,460 --> 01:21:12,186
- How have you been feeling?
- Fine.
1382
01:21:12,289 --> 01:21:14,671
Oh, how nice, you brought a pie.
1383
01:21:14,774 --> 01:21:17,639
What kind is it?
1384
01:21:17,743 --> 01:21:21,609
A Little Wild, Wild Berry pie.
1385
01:21:21,712 --> 01:21:24,198
- Oh, well, thank you.
- No, thank you. Thank you,
Nurse Norma.
1386
01:21:24,301 --> 01:21:26,441
I'm gonna take
Mrs. Hunterson's blood.
1387
01:21:26,545 --> 01:21:29,893
I need you to go
and reweigh Mrs. Morrissey.
1388
01:21:29,997 --> 01:21:32,516
- But I already did that.
- Can you please? Please!
1389
01:21:32,620 --> 01:21:35,071
It's important.
It's like it's crucial.
1390
01:21:35,174 --> 01:21:38,143
She's coming, Mrs. Morrisey!
Don't worry!
1391
01:21:38,246 --> 01:21:40,248
I don't know what the hell
this man talking about.
1392
01:21:40,352 --> 01:21:45,598
Ain't nothing
but a country club doctor.
1393
01:21:45,702 --> 01:21:48,049
- Don't do that again.
- What? Bring a pie?
1394
01:21:48,153 --> 01:21:50,017
No, not that.
Of course not that.
1395
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:52,088
I meant go away for a full
month and not call me.
1396
01:21:52,191 --> 01:21:53,434
Well, I didn't have
any questions or concerns.
1397
01:21:53,537 --> 01:21:55,781
Well, don't do that.
1398
01:21:55,884 --> 01:21:57,679
This is craziness, Dr. Pomatter.
1399
01:21:57,783 --> 01:21:58,818
Can you please call me Jim?
1400
01:21:58,922 --> 01:22:02,650
No!
1401
01:22:02,753 --> 01:22:08,000
I won't.
1402
01:22:08,104 --> 01:22:10,485
Okay. Don't.
1403
01:22:10,589 --> 01:22:12,487
You know?
1404
01:22:12,591 --> 01:22:14,869
Dr. Pomatter is fine.
1405
01:22:14,973 --> 01:22:17,216
I guess we're just officially
forgetting
1406
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:22,014
everything that happened
between us then.
1407
01:22:22,118 --> 01:22:26,846
Yes. We officially are.
1408
01:22:26,950 --> 01:22:29,504
Jenna, I got to
apologize for it.
1409
01:22:29,608 --> 01:22:31,886
No, no, no, no.
I almost called you
just to apologize.
1410
01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:33,853
I just want you to know that
it's never gonna happen again.
1411
01:22:33,957 --> 01:22:35,545
All right? From now on
our relationship,
1412
01:22:35,648 --> 01:22:39,790
it's a strictly medical,
professional one.
1413
01:22:39,894 --> 01:22:43,829
Jenna, no!
1414
01:22:43,932 --> 01:22:46,901
Not with the door open.
1415
01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:52,631
Oh!
1416
01:23:06,990 --> 01:23:11,857
Mrs. Morrissey still weigh
142 pounds.
1417
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,272
Thank you, Nurse Norma.
Mrs. Hunterson, are you
still taking
1418
01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:15,171
your pre-natal vitamins
every day?
1419
01:23:15,274 --> 01:23:16,931
- Oh, faithfully.
- Faithfully, my ass.
1420
01:23:22,764 --> 01:23:24,663
Well, good. I'd like you
to come back again tomorrow.
1421
01:23:24,766 --> 01:23:27,217
- Tomorrow?
- Yes. Are we on
the same page now?
1422
01:23:27,321 --> 01:23:29,564
- We're on the same page.
- We're all on the same page.
1423
01:23:31,497 --> 01:23:33,292
♪ Hearts keep racing
1424
01:23:33,396 --> 01:23:35,950
♪ There is no mistaking
1425
01:23:36,054 --> 01:23:38,539
♪ We can't come back
From this ♪
1426
01:23:38,642 --> 01:23:40,817
♪ Good 'cause I want more
Of what I had ♪
1427
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:43,682
- ♪ It feels so good to
- ♪ Feels so good
1428
01:23:43,785 --> 01:23:46,478
♪ To be bad To be bad
1429
01:23:49,619 --> 01:23:51,069
I'm very pleased with
your progress, Mrs. Hunterson.
1430
01:23:51,172 --> 01:23:52,794
Thank you, Doctor.
1431
01:23:59,905 --> 01:24:01,596
Pineapple Upside Down pie.
1432
01:24:11,572 --> 01:24:14,195
Your hormone levels are rising
beautifully, Mrs. Hunterson.
1433
01:24:22,445 --> 01:24:26,621
In the Dark Dark Chocolate pie.
1434
01:24:46,952 --> 01:24:51,819
♪ Take this bad idea
And walk this wire ♪
1435
01:24:51,922 --> 01:24:56,203
♪ Throw your spark
Into oil and fire ♪
1436
01:24:56,306 --> 01:25:00,207
♪ Chance won't come
Every single day ♪
1437
01:25:00,310 --> 01:25:04,590
♪ So don't throw it away
Don't throw it away ♪
1438
01:25:04,694 --> 01:25:08,353
♪ We might burn,
But we might get saved ♪
1439
01:25:08,456 --> 01:25:12,702
♪ I don't feel much fire
At all these days ♪
1440
01:25:12,805 --> 01:25:14,876
♪ Feels so good to
1441
01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:20,986
♪ Feels so good To be bad
1442
01:25:21,089 --> 01:25:23,954
The British are coming!
1443
01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:46,701
Heya, Joe. How are you today?
1444
01:25:46,805 --> 01:25:49,290
Same bastard
as yesterday, Jenna.
1445
01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:52,224
The question is how are you?
1446
01:25:52,328 --> 01:25:54,295
Same train wreck.
1447
01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:56,573
And how's the charming husband?
1448
01:25:56,677 --> 01:25:58,886
- Charming as ever.
- Right.
1449
01:25:58,989 --> 01:26:03,304
And the lipstick smudger?
1450
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,582
- What?
- Oh, you know,
1451
01:26:05,686 --> 01:26:09,241
the dog on the side? The affair.
1452
01:26:09,345 --> 01:26:11,554
Okay, I'm--
1453
01:26:11,657 --> 01:26:14,315
I'm not having
an "affair" affair.
1454
01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:16,869
- It's just a--
- An affair.
1455
01:26:16,973 --> 01:26:19,665
Your lipstick's all smudged
1456
01:26:19,769 --> 01:26:23,255
like someone gave you
a good one.
1457
01:26:23,359 --> 01:26:25,637
When you're done wiping away
your indiscretions,
1458
01:26:25,740 --> 01:26:27,777
- you wanna hear your horoscope?
- No.
1459
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:32,885
"Aquarius. Even if you have
a miserable snake husband,
1460
01:26:32,989 --> 01:26:36,475
you probably shouldn't
be having no affair,
1461
01:26:36,579 --> 01:26:38,650
'cause it's beneath you
1462
01:26:38,753 --> 01:26:41,239
and could make you seem
like a common...
1463
01:26:41,342 --> 01:26:43,689
hussy.
1464
01:26:43,793 --> 01:26:46,416
Not to mention the pain
you could cause
1465
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:49,661
to other people."
1466
01:26:49,764 --> 01:26:52,353
This afternoon
I will have the Singing
Tuney Fish Casserole,
1467
01:26:52,457 --> 01:26:54,873
no pickle on the plate.
1468
01:26:54,976 --> 01:26:58,842
Well-done Frenchie fries.
On their own plate.
1469
01:26:58,946 --> 01:27:03,502
And Jenna's
Devil's Food Oasis pie.
1470
01:27:03,606 --> 01:27:06,781
That's the one you should bake
for that contest
1471
01:27:06,885 --> 01:27:09,267
so you can win that money
1472
01:27:09,370 --> 01:27:11,924
and leave your husband
fair and square
1473
01:27:12,028 --> 01:27:17,827
and smudge your lipstick
with whomever the hell you want.
1474
01:27:17,930 --> 01:27:20,761
Joe you really think that pie
is good enough to win?
1475
01:27:20,864 --> 01:27:25,179
Oh, that pie
is a thing of beauty.
1476
01:27:25,283 --> 01:27:29,321
How each flavor
opens itself, one by one,
1477
01:27:29,425 --> 01:27:31,565
- like a chapter in a book.
1478
01:27:31,668 --> 01:27:34,706
First you get flooded
with chocolate,
1479
01:27:34,809 --> 01:27:38,365
dark and bittersweet
like an old flame.
1480
01:27:38,468 --> 01:27:41,644
And then strawberry,
1481
01:27:41,747 --> 01:27:45,855
the way strawberry
was always supposed to taste
1482
01:27:45,958 --> 01:27:50,342
but never knew how.
1483
01:27:50,446 --> 01:27:53,552
In fact, you know what?
Forget all the other stuff
I ordered.
1484
01:27:53,656 --> 01:27:58,039
Just bring me the damn pie.
What are you waiting for?
1485
01:27:58,143 --> 01:28:01,319
I don't believe for one second
1486
01:28:01,422 --> 01:28:04,598
that you're as mean as you play.
1487
01:28:04,701 --> 01:28:07,221
You tip me better than anyone.
1488
01:28:07,325 --> 01:28:10,120
If you're noticing I'm having
a hard time walking today,
1489
01:28:10,224 --> 01:28:11,674
Keep it between us.
1490
01:28:14,297 --> 01:28:15,505
This is really heating up.
1491
01:28:15,609 --> 01:28:17,887
He is so passionate.
1492
01:28:17,990 --> 01:28:19,440
You wouldn't know
it to look at him,
1493
01:28:19,544 --> 01:28:23,237
but he is a sexual dynamo.
1494
01:28:23,341 --> 01:28:25,929
No, you wouldn't know it.
1495
01:28:26,033 --> 01:28:29,933
Well, he's amorous
yet clean and well organized.
1496
01:28:30,037 --> 01:28:32,557
And when he recites
his spontaneous poetry,
1497
01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:34,973
well...
1498
01:28:35,076 --> 01:28:36,423
I'm multi-orgasmic.
1499
01:28:36,526 --> 01:28:40,323
I had no idea!
1500
01:28:40,427 --> 01:28:42,394
No, I didn't either
and believe me
1501
01:28:42,498 --> 01:28:44,292
it's something I did not need
to know.
1502
01:28:44,396 --> 01:28:46,847
Order up.
1503
01:28:46,950 --> 01:28:49,815
Perhaps you could take
some pointers, Cal.
1504
01:28:49,919 --> 01:28:52,024
Perhaps you
could take this slice
1505
01:28:52,128 --> 01:28:56,615
of Twisted Kentucky Pecan
pie to table five.
1506
01:28:56,719 --> 01:29:00,343
I didn't realize
it was hot and ready.
1507
01:29:00,447 --> 01:29:05,175
Girl, it's been hot all morning.
1508
01:29:10,974 --> 01:29:13,287
Hey, buddy.
1509
01:29:13,391 --> 01:29:15,600
I'm waiting on Dawn.
1510
01:29:15,703 --> 01:29:17,947
She's meeting my mother tonight.
1511
01:29:18,050 --> 01:29:21,744
I'm taking them to Stanton
Grove for the steak dinner.
1512
01:29:21,847 --> 01:29:24,160
It's getting serious.
Real, real serious.
1513
01:29:24,263 --> 01:29:26,162
Come on man, you got this.
1514
01:29:26,265 --> 01:29:27,784
- Ooh.
- Hey.
1515
01:29:27,888 --> 01:29:29,717
Breathe.
1516
01:29:31,857 --> 01:29:33,134
Dawn Pinkett!
1517
01:29:33,238 --> 01:29:35,343
Ogie?
1518
01:29:35,447 --> 01:29:37,311
Every day I think of you,
1519
01:29:37,415 --> 01:29:40,832
I think yes.
1520
01:29:40,935 --> 01:29:42,972
Oh, he's making me a poem
right here.
1521
01:29:43,075 --> 01:29:47,666
We hold these truths
to be self-evident.
1522
01:29:47,770 --> 01:29:51,463
Yes. I am more
than he who audits.
1523
01:29:51,567 --> 01:29:54,777
I am poetry and sex
1524
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:56,157
and I'm living a dream. Love.
1525
01:29:56,261 --> 01:30:00,058
Yes. Uh...
1526
01:30:00,161 --> 01:30:02,336
uh-huh. Yes.
1527
01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:04,545
Oh, my God.
1528
01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:07,065
Will you bus my tables
so I can...
1529
01:30:07,168 --> 01:30:11,449
Yes!
1530
01:30:11,552 --> 01:30:15,142
Oh, thank you. You know, Jenna,
I must admit
1531
01:30:15,245 --> 01:30:19,836
I don't really feel
I understood the Declaration
of Independence until now.
1532
01:30:19,940 --> 01:30:23,184
Life, liberty...
1533
01:30:23,288 --> 01:30:26,394
And the Pursuit
of Happiness pie.
1534
01:30:26,498 --> 01:30:29,052
♪ Sugar
1535
01:30:29,156 --> 01:30:31,814
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
1536
01:30:31,917 --> 01:30:34,437
Meld warm
Golden Delicious apples
1537
01:30:34,541 --> 01:30:38,579
with free flowing brown sugar.
1538
01:30:38,683 --> 01:30:42,031
Mix with cinnamon and allspice.
1539
01:30:42,134 --> 01:30:46,276
Fold in cocoa chiffon...
1540
01:30:46,380 --> 01:30:49,935
until they merge
together perfectly.
1541
01:30:50,039 --> 01:30:52,351
Top with peaks of everlasting
Chantilly cream.
1542
01:30:52,455 --> 01:30:54,526
- Missus...
- Hunterson?
1543
01:30:54,630 --> 01:30:55,907
And dust gently
with powdered sugar.
1544
01:30:56,010 --> 01:30:57,702
Mrs. Hunterson?
1545
01:30:57,805 --> 01:30:59,082
And garnish with rose petals.
1546
01:30:59,186 --> 01:31:01,809
Mrs. Hunterson!
1547
01:31:01,913 --> 01:31:04,674
Doctor Pomatter and his wife
1548
01:31:04,778 --> 01:31:09,472
had to fly back east
for a funeral this morning.
1549
01:31:09,576 --> 01:31:12,130
Oh, he flew back east
with his wife?
1550
01:31:12,233 --> 01:31:14,960
Yes.
1551
01:31:15,064 --> 01:31:17,722
So guess who's gonna examine
your cha-cha today?
1552
01:31:17,825 --> 01:31:19,447
Me.
1553
01:31:25,384 --> 01:31:31,321
I'm just kidding.
1554
01:31:32,599 --> 01:31:34,670
You look like shit, girl.
1555
01:31:34,773 --> 01:31:37,293
You feeling okay?
1556
01:31:37,396 --> 01:31:41,400
Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just--
you know, the baby.
1557
01:31:41,504 --> 01:31:44,127
Of course.
1558
01:31:44,231 --> 01:31:47,614
How's it working out
with Doctor Pomatter?
1559
01:31:47,717 --> 01:31:50,340
Oh, he's very professional.
1560
01:31:50,444 --> 01:31:52,757
Isn't he?
1561
01:31:52,860 --> 01:31:58,314
Such a lovely bedside manner.
1562
01:31:58,417 --> 01:32:01,904
Is that pie for me?
1563
01:32:02,007 --> 01:32:05,321
- I guess.
- Looks so yummy.
1564
01:32:05,424 --> 01:32:09,567
What kind is it?
1565
01:32:09,670 --> 01:32:15,262
The Pursuit of Happiness pie.
1566
01:32:15,365 --> 01:32:21,648
We could all use
a slice of that.
1567
01:32:26,135 --> 01:32:28,309
Ah.
1568
01:32:28,413 --> 01:32:33,694
Heartbeat strong and steady.
1569
01:32:33,798 --> 01:32:37,387
Here, take a listen.
1570
01:32:58,201 --> 01:33:00,548
Dear baby...
1571
01:33:06,209 --> 01:33:12,353
Let me begin
by saying I'm sorry.
1572
01:33:12,457 --> 01:33:14,666
Don't take it personally, baby,
1573
01:33:14,770 --> 01:33:16,841
if I don't seem like
all the other mamas
1574
01:33:16,944 --> 01:33:22,329
jumping all over
themselves with joy.
1575
01:33:22,432 --> 01:33:27,610
I wish I could feel excitement
that you're with me now.
1576
01:33:27,714 --> 01:33:33,202
Or faith
that I'd be a good mama.
1577
01:33:33,305 --> 01:33:35,273
Even if my life is a mess.
1578
01:33:35,376 --> 01:33:38,310
And the world, as I see it,
1579
01:33:38,414 --> 01:33:44,592
isn't so pretty
like they'd have you believe
in that baby book.
1580
01:33:45,214 --> 01:33:50,875
I frankly don't know what
I've got to give you, baby.
1581
01:33:50,978 --> 01:33:52,600
What if I don't win that contest
1582
01:33:52,704 --> 01:33:55,776
and don't have no money
1583
01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:59,711
and I can't leave Earl?
1584
01:33:59,815 --> 01:34:05,579
What the hell am I gonna
do with you then?
1585
01:34:05,683 --> 01:34:08,996
Some days I think I should
just give you
1586
01:34:09,100 --> 01:34:14,622
to a nice family who could
give you what I can't.
1587
01:34:14,726 --> 01:34:20,283
I wish I could just run away.
1588
01:34:21,457 --> 01:34:25,357
What kind of mama is that?
1589
01:34:25,461 --> 01:34:28,119
Jenna.
1590
01:34:28,222 --> 01:34:30,708
What are you doing here?
You can't just come here.
1591
01:34:30,811 --> 01:34:34,263
I had to see you.
It's been weeks.
1592
01:34:34,366 --> 01:34:36,714
I can't take this
not knowing how you are.
1593
01:34:36,817 --> 01:34:39,371
- Dr. Pomatter,
we have to end this.
- Why?
1594
01:34:39,475 --> 01:34:41,719
Because I've been thinking a lot
1595
01:34:41,822 --> 01:34:44,135
while you were away
with your wife
1596
01:34:44,238 --> 01:34:47,414
and I can't live with myself.
1597
01:34:47,517 --> 01:34:49,140
But, Jenna, I'm not gonna
have a conversation about
how crazy this is,
1598
01:34:49,243 --> 01:34:51,556
about how bad my judgment is,
1599
01:34:51,659 --> 01:34:52,833
about how sorry I am.
I'd be lying.
1600
01:34:52,937 --> 01:34:55,422
Don't say anything else.
1601
01:34:55,525 --> 01:35:02,222
Don't talk me out of it.
Just go.
1602
01:35:09,919 --> 01:35:17,720
I don't know how to do this.
1603
01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:24,071
I haven't felt
anything like this.
1604
01:35:24,278 --> 01:35:32,424
I haven't felt
in a very long time.
1605
01:35:32,528 --> 01:35:38,189
Neither have I.
1606
01:35:38,361 --> 01:35:43,953
So what now?
1607
01:35:44,057 --> 01:35:48,613
Maybe you can teach me
how to make a pie.
1608
01:35:48,716 --> 01:35:52,824
- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.
1609
01:35:52,928 --> 01:35:54,584
Okay. Sure, I could do that.
1610
01:35:54,688 --> 01:35:55,723
Okay, I brought you something.
1611
01:35:55,827 --> 01:35:57,795
It's a--
1612
01:35:57,898 --> 01:36:00,694
it's a present.
1613
01:36:00,798 --> 01:36:02,247
- For me?
- Yeah. For you.
1614
01:36:02,351 --> 01:36:08,150
Open it.
1615
01:36:08,253 --> 01:36:10,117
Oh, my God.
1616
01:36:10,221 --> 01:36:16,296
I had your name
engraved on the back.
1617
01:36:16,399 --> 01:36:19,230
Oh, wow.
1618
01:36:19,333 --> 01:36:21,439
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
1619
01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:24,269
It's deep dish.
1620
01:36:24,373 --> 01:36:27,686
Non-stick.
1621
01:36:27,790 --> 01:36:31,311
Thank you.
1622
01:36:31,414 --> 01:36:33,382
I have some gorgeous
blackberries.
1623
01:36:33,485 --> 01:36:36,143
- I love blackberries.
I love them.
- Okay.
1624
01:36:36,247 --> 01:36:38,387
Okay, we're gonna make one
1625
01:36:38,490 --> 01:36:40,734
my mama used to call
1626
01:36:40,838 --> 01:36:42,909
Lonely Chicago pie.
1627
01:36:43,012 --> 01:36:44,911
- Mm-hmm.
1628
01:36:45,014 --> 01:36:48,052
She had hundreds
of different kinds
1629
01:36:48,155 --> 01:36:50,951
and they all had
real strange names.
1630
01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:54,334
Like mama, like daughter.
1631
01:36:56,543 --> 01:37:00,478
Yeah.
1632
01:37:00,581 --> 01:37:03,481
She had...
1633
01:37:03,584 --> 01:37:08,072
such dreams for me.
1634
01:37:08,175 --> 01:37:13,594
She'd be so sad to see
how my life turned out.
1635
01:37:13,698 --> 01:37:15,217
Maybe I'm talking too much.
1636
01:37:15,320 --> 01:37:21,016
No.
1637
01:37:21,119 --> 01:37:23,811
Mama used to keep me
in the kitchen when
1638
01:37:23,915 --> 01:37:26,331
Daddy was in one of his moods.
1639
01:37:26,435 --> 01:37:31,371
And she'd teach me
everything about baking.
1640
01:37:31,474 --> 01:37:35,168
We'd sing
this little song together.
1641
01:37:35,271 --> 01:37:37,584
♪ Let's make a new one, Mama
1642
01:37:37,687 --> 01:37:40,967
♪ What do you say?
1643
01:37:41,070 --> 01:37:45,523
♪ I love it when you let me
Pick out the name ♪
1644
01:37:45,626 --> 01:37:48,112
♪ Sugar
1645
01:37:48,215 --> 01:37:51,080
♪ And butter
1646
01:37:51,184 --> 01:37:54,670
♪ And flour
1647
01:37:54,773 --> 01:38:00,572
♪ And mother
1648
01:38:00,883 --> 01:38:02,574
What the hell
are you doing here?
1649
01:38:02,678 --> 01:38:03,990
I'm learning how to make
Lonely Chicago pie.
1650
01:38:04,093 --> 01:38:07,165
No, I mean here.
1651
01:38:07,269 --> 01:38:13,723
Living in this town.
1652
01:38:14,655 --> 01:38:20,040
My wife is--
1653
01:38:20,144 --> 01:38:22,456
she's doing her residency.
We came here because of her.
1654
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:25,080
Are you happy with her?
No, don't--
1655
01:38:25,183 --> 01:38:26,564
don't answer that.
1656
01:38:26,667 --> 01:38:29,912
I--
1657
01:38:30,016 --> 01:38:36,401
I'm not used to happy.
I tend to be neurotic.
1658
01:38:36,539 --> 01:38:38,300
You calm me down.
1659
01:38:40,750 --> 01:38:43,926
You make me feel...
1660
01:38:44,030 --> 01:38:48,620
peaceful and even needed.
1661
01:38:48,724 --> 01:38:51,106
You are so beautiful.
1662
01:38:51,209 --> 01:38:53,418
I don't know who
you're talking about.
1663
01:38:53,522 --> 01:38:56,283
♪ I could find
The whole meaning of life ♪
1664
01:38:56,387 --> 01:39:00,667
♪ In those sad eyes
1665
01:39:00,770 --> 01:39:03,946
♪ They've seen things
That you never quite say ♪
1666
01:39:04,050 --> 01:39:07,467
♪ But I hear
1667
01:39:07,570 --> 01:39:13,300
♪ Come out of hiding
I'm right here beside you ♪
1668
01:39:13,404 --> 01:39:16,234
♪ And I'll stay there
1669
01:39:16,338 --> 01:39:20,756
♪ As long as you'll let me
1670
01:39:20,859 --> 01:39:22,930
♪ Because you
1671
01:39:23,034 --> 01:39:27,970
♪ Matter to me
1672
01:39:28,074 --> 01:39:30,455
♪ Simple and plain
1673
01:39:30,559 --> 01:39:35,253
♪ And not much to ask
From somebody ♪
1674
01:39:35,357 --> 01:39:40,983
♪ You matter to me
1675
01:39:41,087 --> 01:39:43,917
♪ I promise you do
1676
01:39:44,021 --> 01:39:48,542
♪ You matter, too
1677
01:39:48,646 --> 01:39:50,993
♪ I promise you do
1678
01:39:51,097 --> 01:39:57,862
♪ You'll see
1679
01:39:57,965 --> 01:40:01,624
♪ You matter to me
1680
01:40:01,728 --> 01:40:06,974
♪ It's addictive the minute
You let yourself think ♪
1681
01:40:07,078 --> 01:40:09,908
♪ The things that I say
1682
01:40:10,012 --> 01:40:14,637
♪ Just might matter
To someone ♪
1683
01:40:14,741 --> 01:40:17,744
♪ All of this time
I've been keeping my mind ♪
1684
01:40:17,847 --> 01:40:20,402
♪ On the running away
1685
01:40:20,505 --> 01:40:23,336
♪ And for the first time
1686
01:40:23,439 --> 01:40:30,826
♪ I think
I'd consider the stay ♪
1687
01:40:35,210 --> 01:40:39,490
Dear, baby.
1688
01:40:39,593 --> 01:40:42,009
I hope someday
somebody wants to hold you
1689
01:40:42,113 --> 01:40:45,737
for 20 minutes straight.
1690
01:40:45,841 --> 01:40:47,774
They don't pull away,
1691
01:40:47,877 --> 01:40:49,707
they don't look at your face,
1692
01:40:49,810 --> 01:40:53,366
they don't try to kiss you.
1693
01:40:53,469 --> 01:40:55,885
All they do is wrap you up
in their arms
1694
01:40:55,989 --> 01:40:59,855
and hold on tight without
an ounce of selfishness to it.
1695
01:40:59,958 --> 01:41:02,271
I hope you
become addicted, baby.
1696
01:41:02,375 --> 01:41:05,378
I hope you become addicted
to saying things
1697
01:41:05,481 --> 01:41:10,210
and having them
matter to someone.
1698
01:41:10,314 --> 01:41:17,459
♪ You matter to me
1699
01:41:17,562 --> 01:41:20,324
♪ Simple and plain
And not much to ask ♪
1700
01:41:20,427 --> 01:41:24,086
♪ From somebody
1701
01:41:24,190 --> 01:41:30,403
♪ You matter to me
1702
01:41:30,506 --> 01:41:33,371
- ♪ I promise you do
- ♪ Come out of hiding
1703
01:41:33,475 --> 01:41:37,064
- ♪ I'm right here beside you
- ♪ You matter, too
1704
01:41:37,168 --> 01:41:39,170
- ♪ As long As you'll have me
- ♪ I promise you do
1705
01:41:39,274 --> 01:41:43,070
- ♪ I do
- ♪ You matter, too
1706
01:41:43,174 --> 01:41:46,867
♪ You matter to me
1707
01:41:46,971 --> 01:41:53,840
♪ You'll see
1708
01:41:53,943 --> 01:42:03,884
♪ You matter to me
1709
01:42:26,562 --> 01:42:30,497
Dearly Beloved,
we are gathered here today
1710
01:42:30,601 --> 01:42:34,432
to celebrate the union
of Ogie Herbert Eincorn
1711
01:42:34,536 --> 01:42:37,194
and Dawn Louise Pinkett,
1712
01:42:37,297 --> 01:42:41,301
- to join them together--
1713
01:42:41,405 --> 01:42:43,924
- To join them--
1714
01:42:44,028 --> 01:42:49,309
Wedding poetry happening
right here, right now.
1715
01:42:49,413 --> 01:42:52,174
♪ Your white dress
1716
01:42:52,278 --> 01:42:55,626
♪ Sparks words spontaneous
1717
01:42:55,729 --> 01:43:00,320
♪ I'll sing
From mountain tops ♪
1718
01:43:00,424 --> 01:43:02,667
♪ I am in love, love, love
1719
01:43:02,771 --> 01:43:04,807
♪ And I don't care
Who knows it ♪
1720
01:43:04,911 --> 01:43:06,878
♪ Lucky me
1721
01:43:06,982 --> 01:43:11,228
♪ I was ordinary
1722
01:43:11,331 --> 01:43:15,266
♪ But with your love you see
1723
01:43:15,370 --> 01:43:20,616
♪ I am
A poh-oh-oh-oh-oem writer ♪
1724
01:43:20,720 --> 01:43:24,206
♪ I will express this
If I am able ♪
1725
01:43:24,310 --> 01:43:29,384
♪ I love you like a table
1726
01:43:29,487 --> 01:43:32,214
♪ My legs
Were carved for you ♪
1727
01:43:32,318 --> 01:43:35,976
♪ I love you like a table
1728
01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:39,877
♪ I am wood And you are glue
1729
01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:43,467
♪ Cover me with stuff
1730
01:43:43,570 --> 01:43:46,401
♪ I will hold it up
1731
01:43:46,504 --> 01:43:53,511
♪ Strong and stable
1732
01:43:53,615 --> 01:43:57,239
♪ I love you like a table
1733
01:43:57,343 --> 01:43:59,966
♪ I love you, too
1734
01:44:00,069 --> 01:44:02,796
♪ And I wanted to try
And surprise you ♪
1735
01:44:02,900 --> 01:44:05,316
♪ I've written 29 new drafts
Of vows that didn't rhyme ♪
1736
01:44:05,420 --> 01:44:08,215
♪ 30 was a drum line
1737
01:44:08,319 --> 01:44:14,187
- Whoo!
1738
01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:19,848
Hey!
1739
01:44:19,951 --> 01:44:21,712
- Hey!
1740
01:44:21,815 --> 01:44:26,095
Whoo!
1741
01:44:26,199 --> 01:44:30,721
Whoo!
1742
01:44:30,824 --> 01:44:34,552
♪ Promise to as best we can
1743
01:44:34,656 --> 01:44:37,521
♪ Say I do And tell you that
1744
01:44:37,624 --> 01:44:42,871
♪ When I see you
1745
01:44:42,974 --> 01:44:48,773
♪ I want to again
1746
01:44:52,674 --> 01:44:54,883
The wedding pie, y'all!
1747
01:44:54,986 --> 01:44:58,024
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1748
01:44:58,127 --> 01:45:01,303
What do you call it, Jenna?
1749
01:45:01,407 --> 01:45:03,719
Big old slice
of Live Your Life pie.
1750
01:45:07,102 --> 01:45:11,313
Boy, Jenna, you've really
outdone yourself this time.
1751
01:45:11,417 --> 01:45:14,765
Now I'm gonna be betting
on you to win that contest
next week.
1752
01:45:14,868 --> 01:45:16,836
Thanks for letting me go, Cal.
1753
01:45:16,939 --> 01:45:20,909
Yeah. I'm not such
a bad guy, maybe.
1754
01:45:21,012 --> 01:45:25,292
Yeah, you're not such
a bad guy, maybe.
1755
01:45:25,396 --> 01:45:27,191
- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
1756
01:45:27,294 --> 01:45:28,744
No, no, no, no, no!
1757
01:45:30,539 --> 01:45:32,507
Look at them.
1758
01:45:32,610 --> 01:45:35,406
Happiest day of their lives.
1759
01:45:35,510 --> 01:45:39,824
They have no idea the ride
they're in for.
1760
01:45:39,928 --> 01:45:41,619
Hey, Cal, can I ask
you a question?
1761
01:45:41,723 --> 01:45:43,863
Shoot.
1762
01:45:43,966 --> 01:45:46,313
Are you happy?
1763
01:45:46,417 --> 01:45:49,834
I mean, would you call
yourself a happy man?
1764
01:45:49,938 --> 01:45:53,079
You asking a serious question,
I'll tell you.
1765
01:45:53,182 --> 01:45:55,392
I'm happy enough.
1766
01:45:55,495 --> 01:45:58,705
I don't give much,
I don't get much,
1767
01:45:58,809 --> 01:46:02,744
but I do try to enjoy
whatever comes up.
1768
01:46:02,847 --> 01:46:04,918
That's my truth,
1769
01:46:05,022 --> 01:46:08,094
summed up
for your feminine judgment.
1770
01:46:08,197 --> 01:46:09,647
I'm happy enough.
1771
01:46:09,751 --> 01:46:12,063
May I have this dance?
1772
01:46:16,654 --> 01:46:20,555
Here, I had some
big spenders yesterday.
1773
01:46:20,658 --> 01:46:22,557
Stash this in the pot
towards your entry fee.
1774
01:46:22,660 --> 01:46:24,800
No, Becky,
I can't take your money.
1775
01:46:24,904 --> 01:46:26,250
Not with what you're dealing
with at home.
1776
01:46:26,353 --> 01:46:28,804
Uh-uh. Come on, just this once.
1777
01:46:28,908 --> 01:46:33,568
Let me feel a little
philanthropopical now.
1778
01:46:33,671 --> 01:46:34,983
I don't want you to worry
about nothing
1779
01:46:35,086 --> 01:46:38,365
but baking yourself
a better life.
1780
01:46:38,469 --> 01:46:40,367
All right now?
1781
01:46:40,471 --> 01:46:43,094
When you win that contest,
1782
01:46:43,198 --> 01:46:45,027
you think you're gonna
get one of them big
1783
01:46:45,131 --> 01:46:47,754
giant checks that are
the size of a door?
1784
01:46:47,858 --> 01:46:49,342
Always wondered
how you cash one of those.
1785
01:46:51,517 --> 01:46:52,966
Maybe we should have an affair.
1786
01:46:53,070 --> 01:46:54,968
Uh-uh. No ma'am.
1787
01:46:55,072 --> 01:46:56,763
This ain't no affair.
1788
01:46:56,867 --> 01:46:59,179
I'm in this for life, okay?
1789
01:47:03,805 --> 01:47:08,016
Okay, scoot. Vamoose. Skadoodle.
1790
01:47:08,119 --> 01:47:10,432
This reminds me
1791
01:47:10,536 --> 01:47:13,400
of my third wedding
1792
01:47:13,504 --> 01:47:17,266
to Sara Cherie Caputo.
1793
01:47:17,370 --> 01:47:20,753
Now she was a screamer.
1794
01:47:20,856 --> 01:47:24,722
- Joe!
- I was just trying to point
out her good qualities.
1795
01:47:24,826 --> 01:47:28,864
Oh, man, she was nasty.
1796
01:47:28,968 --> 01:47:31,626
I'm gonna invent
a special pie for you
1797
01:47:31,729 --> 01:47:35,492
called Old Joe's Horny Past pie.
1798
01:47:35,595 --> 01:47:37,632
You should enter
that one in that contest.
1799
01:47:37,735 --> 01:47:39,737
Wake those old biddies up.
1800
01:47:39,841 --> 01:47:42,153
Maybe I'll just bake it for you.
1801
01:47:42,257 --> 01:47:44,777
That'd have to wait.
1802
01:47:44,880 --> 01:47:46,572
My doctor says
I shouldn't be eating
1803
01:47:46,675 --> 01:47:48,574
all this sweet stuff.
1804
01:47:48,677 --> 01:47:52,336
My liver's acting up.
1805
01:47:52,439 --> 01:47:55,442
I got to have a piece
of it removed.
1806
01:47:55,546 --> 01:47:57,755
- Oh, Joe.
- Yeah.
1807
01:47:57,859 --> 01:48:00,344
Last time I was in the hospital
1808
01:48:00,447 --> 01:48:02,588
the nurse strapped me to a bed,
1809
01:48:02,691 --> 01:48:06,661
pulled down my pants
and shot me in the ass.
1810
01:48:06,764 --> 01:48:09,526
Not too shabby.
1811
01:48:09,629 --> 01:48:11,217
Not too shabby.
1812
01:48:11,320 --> 01:48:13,391
So you better promise me
1813
01:48:13,495 --> 01:48:16,153
that you will bake to win.
1814
01:48:19,052 --> 01:48:22,504
Whoa, whoa, pie-lady.
You're shaking.
1815
01:48:22,608 --> 01:48:24,264
I don't know
what I'm more scared of,
1816
01:48:24,368 --> 01:48:27,578
losing or winning.
1817
01:48:27,682 --> 01:48:29,269
I don't know, Joe.
Maybe I should just make peace
1818
01:48:29,373 --> 01:48:31,306
with happy enough
like my mama did.
1819
01:48:31,409 --> 01:48:35,655
Maybe it's too late for me.
1820
01:48:35,759 --> 01:48:39,866
♪ Take it from an old man
1821
01:48:39,970 --> 01:48:46,183
♪ Time's just sand
Slipping past ♪
1822
01:48:46,286 --> 01:48:50,256
♪ We want to hold it
In our hands ♪
1823
01:48:50,359 --> 01:48:53,604
♪ But no one ever sees
1824
01:48:53,708 --> 01:48:57,539
♪ What falls
Through the cracks ♪
1825
01:48:57,643 --> 01:49:01,819
♪ Take it from an old man
1826
01:49:01,923 --> 01:49:08,377
♪ My mistakes have made me
1827
01:49:08,481 --> 01:49:13,106
♪ And I am what I am
1828
01:49:13,210 --> 01:49:18,595
♪ And though I don't believe
In silver linings ♪
1829
01:49:18,698 --> 01:49:20,838
♪ I believe
There's something in you ♪
1830
01:49:20,942 --> 01:49:24,152
♪ I believe in you
1831
01:49:24,255 --> 01:49:29,606
♪ Something good
Is trying to break through ♪
1832
01:49:29,709 --> 01:49:34,472
♪ You might have to fight
The good fight ♪
1833
01:49:34,576 --> 01:49:36,233
♪ And when you think
You can't ♪
1834
01:49:36,336 --> 01:49:38,856
♪ You can
1835
01:49:38,960 --> 01:49:41,721
♪ Take it from an old man
1836
01:49:41,825 --> 01:49:45,829
♪ Take it from an old man
1837
01:49:45,932 --> 01:49:51,697
♪ The days don't stretch
Any longer ♪
1838
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:56,805
♪ They've left tracks
Upon my skin ♪
1839
01:49:56,909 --> 01:50:02,397
♪ But I reckon
Made me stronger ♪
1840
01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:08,058
♪ But I believe there's
Something in you ♪
1841
01:50:08,161 --> 01:50:13,270
♪ Something you
Should be seeing, too ♪
1842
01:50:13,373 --> 01:50:19,103
♪ Bet it all on yourself
At least one time ♪
1843
01:50:19,207 --> 01:50:22,624
- ♪ Cause honey, win or lose
- ♪ Win or lose
1844
01:50:22,728 --> 01:50:28,630
♪ It's one hell of a ride
1845
01:50:28,734 --> 01:50:35,810
♪ It's one hell of a ride
1846
01:50:35,982 --> 01:50:41,401
♪ And if you lack
The strength of your own ♪
1847
01:50:41,505 --> 01:50:47,097
♪ Honey, hold out your hand
1848
01:50:47,200 --> 01:50:55,105
♪ And take it
From an old man ♪
1849
01:51:04,252 --> 01:51:07,531
Excuse me, I'm just--
I'm gonna borrow my wife.
1850
01:51:07,634 --> 01:51:09,602
Say your goodbyes,
we're going home.
1851
01:51:09,706 --> 01:51:11,742
- Who invited you?
- Have another piece of pie,
old man!
1852
01:51:11,846 --> 01:51:12,709
- Come on!
- Please don't.
You'll make it worse.
1853
01:51:12,812 --> 01:51:16,195
Let's go.
1854
01:51:16,298 --> 01:51:18,059
Jenna! Please stay.
1855
01:51:18,162 --> 01:51:20,509
I am so sorry. Bye sweetheart.
1856
01:51:20,613 --> 01:51:22,097
- Don't leave!
- I love you.
1857
01:51:22,201 --> 01:51:23,754
Congratulations.
1858
01:51:47,329 --> 01:51:50,643
You must think
I'm really stupid.
1859
01:51:50,747 --> 01:51:57,063
- No.
- No?
1860
01:52:01,033 --> 01:52:05,347
Unzip that cushion.
1861
01:52:05,451 --> 01:52:11,043
- I don't want--
- Do it!
1862
01:52:18,119 --> 01:52:20,846
What is that, Jenna? Hmm?
1863
01:52:20,949 --> 01:52:22,537
What is that?
1864
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:23,710
It's money.
1865
01:52:23,814 --> 01:52:27,093
That's money?
1866
01:52:27,197 --> 01:52:30,338
Hidden all over the house?
1867
01:52:30,441 --> 01:52:32,961
In the drawers,
1868
01:52:33,065 --> 01:52:37,103
in the cabinets,
in the fucking sofa!
1869
01:52:37,207 --> 01:52:40,797
- It's money hidden
all over my house.
- I'm sorry.
1870
01:52:40,900 --> 01:52:44,524
After everything
that I have done for you,
1871
01:52:44,628 --> 01:52:47,113
you go and hide money from me?
1872
01:52:47,217 --> 01:52:49,875
I was the only one
that was there for you
1873
01:52:49,978 --> 01:52:52,809
after your mama died
1874
01:52:52,912 --> 01:52:59,056
and your daddy was piss drunk
every night.
1875
01:52:59,160 --> 01:53:00,920
You forget about that?!
1876
01:53:01,024 --> 01:53:03,509
Do I need this?
1877
01:53:03,612 --> 01:53:06,132
Do I need this right now?
1878
01:53:06,236 --> 01:53:11,620
Earl, oh, my God, stop!
You love that guitar!
1879
01:53:11,724 --> 01:53:15,728
You...
1880
01:53:15,832 --> 01:53:19,559
are the only thing
that I've ever loved.
1881
01:53:19,663 --> 01:53:23,460
You are the only person
that has ever belonged to me.
1882
01:53:23,563 --> 01:53:26,290
You're my wife.
1883
01:53:28,879 --> 01:53:31,675
You are my whole life.
1884
01:53:31,778 --> 01:53:37,508
And you having
a secret from me...
1885
01:53:37,612 --> 01:53:43,342
it just tears me apart.
1886
01:53:50,763 --> 01:53:53,939
Why are you hiding money
1887
01:53:54,042 --> 01:53:59,565
all over the house?
1888
01:53:59,668 --> 01:54:04,087
- I want to go--
- No, no, just tell me you
were gonna surprise me.
1889
01:54:04,190 --> 01:54:07,538
- No, Earl.
- Tell me you were gonna
buy me a present.
1890
01:54:07,642 --> 01:54:10,817
Because if I ever thought
that you weren't happy
being my wife,
1891
01:54:10,921 --> 01:54:13,751
that you were deceiving me,
1892
01:54:13,855 --> 01:54:16,893
I would want to kill myself.
1893
01:54:16,996 --> 01:54:20,413
I would want to die.
1894
01:54:20,517 --> 01:54:24,452
Baby, please hold me.
1895
01:54:32,805 --> 01:54:38,086
The truth is, Earl--
1896
01:54:38,190 --> 01:54:42,504
the truth is...
1897
01:54:42,608 --> 01:54:46,992
I was saving that money...
1898
01:54:47,095 --> 01:54:52,583
for the baby.
1899
01:54:52,687 --> 01:54:55,448
To buy some nice things.
1900
01:54:55,552 --> 01:55:00,867
A crib and toys.
1901
01:55:00,971 --> 01:55:04,561
It was all for the baby.
1902
01:55:04,664 --> 01:55:07,909
It was for the baby?
1903
01:55:08,013 --> 01:55:15,089
Yes, Earl. For a crib.
1904
01:55:23,373 --> 01:55:25,513
I don't know why you have
to make it
1905
01:55:25,616 --> 01:55:32,416
so hard, Jenna.
1906
01:55:35,074 --> 01:55:42,254
I just want us to be happy.
1907
01:56:36,653 --> 01:56:42,659
Dear baby,
1908
01:56:44,799 --> 01:56:51,633
if you ever want to
know the story of how we bought
your crib, I'll tell you.
1909
01:56:51,944 --> 01:56:53,566
Your crib was bought
with the money
1910
01:56:53,670 --> 01:57:00,815
I was gonna use to buy us
a new life.
1911
01:57:00,918 --> 01:57:08,167
The Springfield Pie Contest
is starting next week...
1912
01:57:09,617 --> 01:57:15,692
and you and I
will not be in attendance.
1913
01:57:20,248 --> 01:57:24,287
♪ It's not simple to say
1914
01:57:24,390 --> 01:57:27,083
♪ Most days
1915
01:57:27,186 --> 01:57:30,500
♪ I don't recognize me
1916
01:57:30,603 --> 01:57:33,089
♪ That these shoes
And this apron ♪
1917
01:57:33,192 --> 01:57:36,368
♪ That place and its patrons
1918
01:57:36,471 --> 01:57:43,099
♪ Have taken more
Than I gave them ♪
1919
01:57:43,202 --> 01:57:47,206
♪ It's not easy to know
1920
01:57:47,310 --> 01:57:50,175
♪ I'm not anything
1921
01:57:50,278 --> 01:57:52,108
♪ Like I used to be
1922
01:57:52,211 --> 01:57:55,111
♪ Although It's true
1923
01:57:55,214 --> 01:57:59,494
♪ I was never attention's
Sweet center ♪
1924
01:57:59,598 --> 01:58:04,672
♪ I still remember That girl
1925
01:58:04,775 --> 01:58:07,053
♪ She's imperfect
1926
01:58:07,157 --> 01:58:09,884
♪ But she tries
1927
01:58:09,987 --> 01:58:12,852
♪ She is good
1928
01:58:12,956 --> 01:58:16,235
♪ But she lies
1929
01:58:16,339 --> 01:58:22,552
♪ She is hard on herself
1930
01:58:22,655 --> 01:58:28,178
♪ She is broken
And won't ask for help ♪
1931
01:58:28,282 --> 01:58:33,114
♪ She is messy,
But she's kind ♪
1932
01:58:33,218 --> 01:58:36,704
♪ She is lonely
1933
01:58:36,807 --> 01:58:39,465
♪ Most of the time
1934
01:58:39,569 --> 01:58:42,744
♪ She is all of this
Mixed up ♪
1935
01:58:42,848 --> 01:58:47,784
♪ And baked
In a beautiful pie ♪
1936
01:58:47,887 --> 01:58:50,269
♪ She is gone
1937
01:58:50,373 --> 01:58:58,588
♪ But she used to be mine
1938
01:58:58,691 --> 01:59:02,108
♪ It's not what I asked for
1939
01:59:02,212 --> 01:59:05,353
♪ Sometimes life
1940
01:59:05,457 --> 01:59:08,425
♪ Just slips in
Through a back door ♪
1941
01:59:08,529 --> 01:59:11,221
♪ And carves out a person
1942
01:59:11,325 --> 01:59:17,020
♪ And makes you believe
It's all true ♪
1943
01:59:17,123 --> 01:59:20,782
♪ And now I've got you
1944
01:59:20,886 --> 01:59:25,546
♪ And you're not what
I asked for ♪
1945
01:59:25,649 --> 01:59:31,207
♪ If I'm honest I know
I would give it all back ♪
1946
01:59:31,310 --> 01:59:34,451
♪ For a chance To start over
1947
01:59:34,555 --> 01:59:40,216
♪ And rewrite an ending
Or two ♪
1948
01:59:40,319 --> 01:59:42,494
♪ For that girl that I knew
1949
01:59:42,597 --> 01:59:47,913
♪ Who'd be reckless
Just enough ♪
1950
01:59:48,016 --> 01:59:51,503
♪ Who gets hurt
1951
01:59:51,606 --> 01:59:54,540
♪ But who learns
How to toughen up ♪
1952
01:59:54,644 --> 01:59:56,887
♪ When she's bruised
1953
01:59:56,991 --> 02:00:00,132
♪ And gets used by a man
1954
02:00:00,236 --> 02:00:03,066
♪ Who can't love
1955
02:00:03,169 --> 02:00:05,171
♪ And then she'll get stuck
1956
02:00:05,275 --> 02:00:09,106
♪ And be scared
1957
02:00:09,210 --> 02:00:12,040
♪ Of the life
That's inside her ♪
1958
02:00:12,144 --> 02:00:14,491
♪ Growing stronger each day
1959
02:00:14,595 --> 02:00:17,908
♪ Till it finally
Reminds her ♪
1960
02:00:18,012 --> 02:00:20,670
♪ To fight just a little
1961
02:00:20,773 --> 02:00:25,813
♪ To bring back the fire
In her eyes ♪
1962
02:00:25,916 --> 02:00:28,091
♪ That's been gone
1963
02:00:28,194 --> 02:00:37,307
♪ But it used to be mine...
1964
02:00:38,929 --> 02:00:48,318
♪ It used to mine...
1965
02:00:52,978 --> 02:00:58,363
♪ She is messy
1966
02:00:58,466 --> 02:01:02,505
♪ But she's kind
1967
02:01:02,608 --> 02:01:06,405
♪ She is lonely
1968
02:01:06,509 --> 02:01:10,167
♪ Most of the time
1969
02:01:10,271 --> 02:01:13,723
♪ She is all of this
Mixed up ♪
1970
02:01:13,826 --> 02:01:20,902
♪ And baked
In a beautiful pie ♪
1971
02:01:21,006 --> 02:01:25,044
♪ She is gone
1972
02:01:25,148 --> 02:01:29,911
♪ But she used to be
1973
02:01:30,015 --> 02:01:38,195
♪ Mine
1974
02:03:02,107 --> 02:03:04,661
Jenna, everything's
gonna to be okay.
1975
02:03:04,765 --> 02:03:06,594
Just make it all go away.
1976
02:03:06,698 --> 02:03:07,630
Look, just try and focus
on your breathing.
1977
02:03:07,733 --> 02:03:08,907
I'm gonna be right here.
1978
02:03:09,010 --> 02:03:12,945
Wheel me in.
1979
02:03:13,049 --> 02:03:14,464
Excuse me, sir.
Do you belong here?
1980
02:03:14,568 --> 02:03:18,088
Yes, I'm kin.
1981
02:03:18,192 --> 02:03:20,297
He sure is!
1982
02:03:20,401 --> 02:03:22,230
Joe, are you
having your surgery today?
1983
02:03:22,334 --> 02:03:25,199
Yeah, later this afternoon.
1984
02:03:25,302 --> 02:03:30,100
Becky told me you were here.
1985
02:03:30,204 --> 02:03:33,276
I bought you a card...
1986
02:03:33,379 --> 02:03:35,968
from gift shop downstairs.
1987
02:03:36,072 --> 02:03:39,834
It's silly and flowery
1988
02:03:39,938 --> 02:03:42,285
and almost gave me diabetes.
1989
02:03:42,388 --> 02:03:44,425
Thank you, Joe.
1990
02:03:44,529 --> 02:03:46,358
NO, don't look at it now.
1991
02:03:46,462 --> 02:03:48,843
Look at it later
when all the fuss is over.
1992
02:03:48,947 --> 02:03:51,570
Hey, halftime in the lounge.
1993
02:03:51,674 --> 02:03:57,265
Colts up 10.
What's the ETA in here?
1994
02:03:57,369 --> 02:04:04,134
Oh, Earl.
1995
02:04:04,238 --> 02:04:05,584
Father to be.
1996
02:04:05,688 --> 02:04:09,346
Yeah, how could I forget you?
1997
02:04:09,450 --> 02:04:13,281
Don't say nothing smart...
1998
02:04:13,385 --> 02:04:15,007
you dumb ass.
1999
02:04:15,111 --> 02:04:20,668
Wheel me out.
2000
02:04:23,602 --> 02:04:27,295
Dr. Pomatter,
this is my husband, Earl.
2001
02:04:27,399 --> 02:04:31,092
Oh, Lordy.
2002
02:04:31,196 --> 02:04:33,129
Hey, you mind stepping out
of the way a sec, Doc,
2003
02:04:33,232 --> 02:04:35,096
so I can get a shot of me
and my wife on the big day?
2004
02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:36,753
Much appreciated.
Come on, baby, give me
a kiss now.
2005
02:04:36,857 --> 02:04:39,204
- Ow!
- Oh, my God, that's so dramatic.
2006
02:04:39,307 --> 02:04:41,793
- Hey, come on now, babe.
2007
02:04:41,896 --> 02:04:44,520
- You're spitting on the lens.
- Doctor Pomatter.
2008
02:04:44,623 --> 02:04:46,591
- Yes, Jenna?
- I want to make sure
we're clear about one thing.
2009
02:04:46,694 --> 02:04:48,731
- What's that, Jenna?
- I want drugs.
2010
02:04:48,834 --> 02:04:50,974
I want massive amounts of drugs.
2011
02:04:53,494 --> 02:04:55,669
I want the maximum legal
limit of drugs.
2012
02:04:55,772 --> 02:04:57,843
- Noted and understood.
- Oh, my gosh!
2013
02:04:57,947 --> 02:04:59,569
Oh, try and steady
your breathing, hon.
2014
02:05:02,434 --> 02:05:05,092
Hi, I'm Francine Pomatter.
2015
02:05:05,195 --> 02:05:09,579
Jim has told me
so much about you.
2016
02:05:09,683 --> 02:05:11,650
Did I tell you my wife
is a resident here?
2017
02:05:11,754 --> 02:05:14,757
Oh, I think you might
have mentioned that.
2018
02:05:14,860 --> 02:05:17,622
Don't worry, you are in
great hands with my husband.
2019
02:05:20,797 --> 02:05:23,006
Is she gonna be here
the whole delivery?
2020
02:05:23,110 --> 02:05:26,182
I mean, are all the residents
gonna be here?
2021
02:05:26,285 --> 02:05:27,632
No, no, no, no.
They're just here to observe
the first stage of labor.
2022
02:05:27,735 --> 02:05:29,530
Everybody out.
2023
02:05:29,634 --> 02:05:31,532
Jenna! We're here.
2024
02:05:31,636 --> 02:05:34,155
Everything's gonna be okay.
2025
02:05:34,259 --> 02:05:36,951
Oh, my Lord.
The pie is coming out
of the oven!
2026
02:05:37,055 --> 02:05:39,609
- Order up!
2027
02:05:39,713 --> 02:05:41,507
- ♪ Sugar
2028
02:05:41,611 --> 02:05:44,821
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
2029
02:05:44,925 --> 02:05:47,030
♪ Sugar, butter
2030
02:05:57,662 --> 02:06:00,388
- I don't want no baby, Earl!
2031
02:06:06,222 --> 02:06:10,053
- It's a girl.
- A girl?
2032
02:06:10,157 --> 02:06:14,299
Would you like to hold
your baby, Mrs. Hunterson?
2033
02:06:14,402 --> 02:06:17,751
Mrs. Hunterson? Did you hear me?
2034
02:06:17,854 --> 02:06:23,860
Are you okay? Mrs. Hunterson?
2035
02:06:30,764 --> 02:06:36,770
Just give her to me.
2036
02:06:49,645 --> 02:06:53,994
Oh, my God.
2037
02:06:54,097 --> 02:06:59,275
Hey.
2038
02:06:59,378 --> 02:07:02,312
Oh, my God.
2039
02:07:02,416 --> 02:07:05,074
Now you remember what I said.
2040
02:07:05,177 --> 02:07:07,593
Don't you go loving that baby
2041
02:07:07,697 --> 02:07:12,909
more than you love me.
2042
02:07:13,013 --> 02:07:16,637
I don't love you anymore, Earl.
2043
02:07:16,741 --> 02:07:18,501
I haven't in a very long time.
2044
02:07:18,604 --> 02:07:21,677
I want a divorce.
2045
02:07:21,780 --> 02:07:23,886
Now, that's not
very funny, Jenna.
2046
02:07:23,989 --> 02:07:25,922
No one's laughing.
2047
02:07:26,026 --> 02:07:28,338
I want you the hell
out of my life.
2048
02:07:28,442 --> 02:07:31,238
You ain't
never gonna leave me.
2049
02:07:31,341 --> 02:07:33,861
- Watch me.
- You ain't gonna do nothing!
2050
02:07:33,965 --> 02:07:38,072
Now you better know your place!
Get your hands off me!
2051
02:07:38,176 --> 02:07:40,834
Don't touch me!
Man, you're gonna regret
this when you get home.
2052
02:07:40,937 --> 02:07:43,181
And you're gonna regret
ever saying that
2053
02:07:43,284 --> 02:07:46,184
'cause if you ever come
within six yard of us,
2054
02:07:46,287 --> 02:07:49,325
I will flatten your sorry ass
and I will enjoy doing it.
2055
02:07:49,428 --> 02:07:52,708
Now get out before I call
someone to carry you out.
2056
02:08:07,861 --> 02:08:11,140
♪ Today's a day
Like any other ♪
2057
02:08:11,243 --> 02:08:13,383
♪ But I am changed
I am a mother ♪
2058
02:08:13,487 --> 02:08:18,147
♪ Oh, in an instant
2059
02:08:18,250 --> 02:08:20,805
♪ And who I was
Has disappeared ♪
2060
02:08:20,908 --> 02:08:23,186
♪ It doesn't matter
Now you're here ♪
2061
02:08:23,290 --> 02:08:26,672
- ♪ So innocent
2062
02:08:26,776 --> 02:08:28,847
♪ I was lost
2063
02:08:28,951 --> 02:08:31,505
♪ For you to find
2064
02:08:31,608 --> 02:08:33,818
♪ And now I'm yours
2065
02:08:33,921 --> 02:08:41,929
♪ And you are mine
2066
02:08:42,378 --> 02:08:45,036
♪ Two tiny hands
A pair of eyes ♪
2067
02:08:45,139 --> 02:08:47,693
♪ An unsung melody is mine
2068
02:08:47,797 --> 02:08:52,077
♪ For safe-keeping
2069
02:08:52,181 --> 02:08:54,908
♪ And I will guard it
With my life ♪
2070
02:08:55,011 --> 02:08:57,393
♪ I'd hang the moon
For it to shine ♪
2071
02:08:57,496 --> 02:09:01,086
♪ On her sleeping
2072
02:09:01,190 --> 02:09:05,919
♪ Starting here
And starting now ♪
2073
02:09:06,022 --> 02:09:10,613
♪ I can feel
The heart of how ♪
2074
02:09:10,716 --> 02:09:16,584
♪ Everything changes
2075
02:09:16,688 --> 02:09:21,244
You done did it, girl.
2076
02:09:21,348 --> 02:09:23,729
Baby girl,
2077
02:09:23,833 --> 02:09:25,835
come meet your Godmamas.
2078
02:09:25,939 --> 02:09:27,768
- What?
- Me?
2079
02:09:27,872 --> 02:09:31,565
Oh, Jenna!
2080
02:09:31,668 --> 02:09:34,844
Oh, I'm gonna call her Lulu.
2081
02:09:34,948 --> 02:09:37,433
Yeah, little Lulu
2082
02:09:37,536 --> 02:09:39,849
the love of my life.
2083
02:09:39,953 --> 02:09:41,471
And we're gonna be happy,
little girl.
2084
02:09:41,575 --> 02:09:44,854
Not just happy enough.
2085
02:09:44,958 --> 02:09:49,169
We're gonna be really happy.
2086
02:09:49,272 --> 02:09:51,481
Hello.
2087
02:09:51,585 --> 02:09:53,621
Hi, is everyone decent?
2088
02:09:53,725 --> 02:09:56,072
- Ogie, come here. Come here.
- Okay.
2089
02:09:56,176 --> 02:09:59,800
Jenna, Ogie and I
want you to know
2090
02:09:59,904 --> 02:10:02,078
that you can stay with us
for a while until you get
back on your feet.
2091
02:10:02,182 --> 02:10:05,047
You could stay with us,
2092
02:10:05,150 --> 02:10:07,704
but I think
Phil's convulsions might
frighten the baby.
2093
02:10:07,808 --> 02:10:11,053
Look, Ogie. Isn't she beautiful?
2094
02:10:11,156 --> 02:10:15,954
There are no words...
2095
02:10:16,058 --> 02:10:17,818
but I'm double-parked
so I got to run.
2096
02:10:17,922 --> 02:10:20,338
I got to go. I love you.
I love you.
2097
02:10:20,441 --> 02:10:21,787
Love you, new baby.
Got to go. I love you.
I love you.
2098
02:10:21,891 --> 02:10:27,690
I love you. I love you.
2099
02:10:27,793 --> 02:10:30,279
Dawn, don't we have
some business
2100
02:10:30,382 --> 02:10:32,246
in the hallway?
2101
02:10:32,350 --> 02:10:34,731
- No.
- Dawn.
2102
02:10:34,835 --> 02:10:40,427
Bye.
2103
02:10:41,014 --> 02:10:47,399
- Oh!
- Dawn!
2104
02:10:47,503 --> 02:10:49,401
How are you two doing?
2105
02:10:49,505 --> 02:10:53,129
You ever seen a baby
this beautiful before?
2106
02:10:53,233 --> 02:10:57,099
Out of the 762
that I have delivered,
2107
02:10:57,202 --> 02:11:01,758
between us, she is definitely
the most beautiful.
2108
02:11:01,862 --> 02:11:03,622
Nurse Norma,
can you get Mrs. Hunterson
2109
02:11:03,726 --> 02:11:09,663
her complimentary burp cloths?
2110
02:11:10,871 --> 02:11:12,528
Maybe in Connecticut
this shit flies,
2111
02:11:12,631 --> 02:11:16,601
but Lord have mercy.
2112
02:11:16,704 --> 02:11:19,776
I, uh...
2113
02:11:19,880 --> 02:11:23,746
I know what you're thinking.
2114
02:11:23,849 --> 02:11:26,231
Yeah. no I don't. That's a lie.
2115
02:11:26,335 --> 02:11:28,578
I--
2116
02:11:28,682 --> 02:11:32,893
what are you thinking?
2117
02:11:32,997 --> 02:11:38,623
I'm thinking...
2118
02:11:40,142 --> 02:11:42,213
I could never thank you enough
2119
02:11:42,316 --> 02:11:47,873
for everything
you've done for me.
2120
02:11:47,977 --> 02:11:50,117
And I'm thinking
your wife's around.
2121
02:11:50,221 --> 02:11:53,914
And you shouldn't kiss me.
2122
02:11:54,018 --> 02:11:56,882
The way she looks at you.
2123
02:11:56,986 --> 02:12:03,234
So much trust.
2124
02:12:04,856 --> 02:12:06,996
We could have
a big drama that gets
drawn out here
2125
02:12:07,100 --> 02:12:12,070
for a couple years
and makes everyone miserable,
2126
02:12:12,174 --> 02:12:16,764
or we could end it right here.
2127
02:12:16,868 --> 02:12:22,736
No body count.
2128
02:12:27,154 --> 02:12:32,504
So this is goodbye.
2129
02:12:32,608 --> 02:12:36,612
I will never forget you.
2130
02:12:36,715 --> 02:12:42,445
Another lifetime.
2131
02:12:48,555 --> 02:12:51,213
Oh.
2132
02:12:51,316 --> 02:12:53,663
You deserve homemade,
2133
02:12:53,767 --> 02:12:56,252
but try telling that
to a vending machine.
2134
02:12:56,356 --> 02:13:00,187
Here.
2135
02:13:00,291 --> 02:13:03,363
Thanks For Taking Me
To The Moon Moonpie.
2136
02:13:14,408 --> 02:13:16,928
♪ I didn't know,
But now I see ♪
2137
02:13:17,032 --> 02:13:19,551
♪ Sometimes what is
Is meant to be ♪
2138
02:13:19,655 --> 02:13:23,590
♪ You saved me
2139
02:13:23,693 --> 02:13:26,110
♪ My blurry lines
My messy life ♪
2140
02:13:26,213 --> 02:13:31,598
♪ Come into focus
And in time maybe ♪
2141
02:13:31,701 --> 02:13:33,876
♪ I can heal
2142
02:13:33,979 --> 02:13:36,499
♪ And I can breathe
2143
02:13:36,603 --> 02:13:41,677
♪ 'Cause I can feel
Myself believe ♪
2144
02:13:41,780 --> 02:13:45,957
♪ Everything changes
2145
02:13:46,061 --> 02:13:50,789
♪ Oh, my heart's
At the wheel now ♪
2146
02:13:50,893 --> 02:13:54,034
♪ And all my mistakes
They make sense ♪
2147
02:13:54,138 --> 02:13:56,657
♪ When I turn them around
2148
02:13:56,761 --> 02:14:00,075
♪ Everything changes
2149
02:14:00,178 --> 02:14:02,629
♪ What I thought
Was so permanent ♪
2150
02:14:02,732 --> 02:14:07,116
♪ Fades in the blink
Of an eye ♪
2151
02:14:07,220 --> 02:14:10,154
♪ There's a new life
In front of my face ♪
2152
02:14:10,257 --> 02:14:12,397
♪ In the blink of an eye
There's a new life ♪
2153
02:14:12,501 --> 02:14:14,192
♪ In front of my face
2154
02:14:14,296 --> 02:14:16,677
♪ And I know in due time
2155
02:14:16,781 --> 02:14:19,301
♪ Every right thing will find
Its right place ♪
2156
02:14:19,404 --> 02:14:21,613
♪ And I know in due time
2157
02:14:21,717 --> 02:14:23,995
♪ Every right thing Will find
Its right place ♪
2158
02:14:24,099 --> 02:14:27,205
♪ So I swear I'll remember
To say we were both ♪
2159
02:14:27,309 --> 02:14:31,623
♪ Born today
2160
02:14:31,727 --> 02:14:37,733
♪ 'Cause everything's
Changed ♪
2161
02:14:37,836 --> 02:14:46,051
♪ Everything changes
2162
02:14:56,959 --> 02:15:00,756
Shh, shh.
2163
02:15:00,859 --> 02:15:03,621
Oh.
2164
02:15:03,724 --> 02:15:05,795
"To my only friend.
2165
02:15:05,899 --> 02:15:07,728
Start fresh.
2166
02:15:07,832 --> 02:15:11,284
I'm leaving you--
2167
02:15:11,387 --> 02:15:13,631
I'm leaving you the pie shop.
2168
02:15:13,734 --> 02:15:16,151
Name a pie for me
when I'm gone."
2169
02:15:29,405 --> 02:15:32,097
Okay, little Lulu.
2170
02:15:32,201 --> 02:15:35,239
we got 16 Lulu Lemonade Pies,
2171
02:15:35,342 --> 02:15:37,137
eight Polka Dot Peach
and four Cocoa Cream.
2172
02:15:37,241 --> 02:15:40,071
- How many is that?
- A lot!
2173
02:15:40,175 --> 02:15:42,315
A lot! Thank you, Miss Lulu.
2174
02:15:42,418 --> 02:15:45,387
Wait, it's magic time.
Magic time.
2175
02:15:45,490 --> 02:15:46,836
All right, I've been practicing.
Watch closely.
2176
02:15:46,940 --> 02:15:48,838
Are you ready? A one,
2177
02:15:48,942 --> 02:15:52,877
a two, a three.
2178
02:15:52,980 --> 02:15:56,156
I don't got it. Hey.
2179
02:15:56,260 --> 02:15:58,503
- Wow, Mama.
- Hi, baby girl.
2180
02:15:58,607 --> 02:16:00,402
Jenna, what's
the special pie today?
2181
02:16:00,505 --> 02:16:02,714
Old Joe's Slice of Heaven pie,
2182
02:16:02,818 --> 02:16:04,889
with tomato on the side.
2183
02:16:04,992 --> 02:16:07,685
On its own plate!
2184
02:16:07,788 --> 02:16:09,411
♪ Opening up
2185
02:16:09,514 --> 02:16:13,035
♪ Into a new day
2186
02:16:13,138 --> 02:16:15,934
♪ Open to love
2187
02:16:16,038 --> 02:16:19,904
♪ Isn't it amazing
What comes our way? ♪
2188
02:16:20,007 --> 02:16:25,703
♪ One at a time
Everyday falls in line ♪
2189
02:16:25,806 --> 02:16:31,640
♪ Learning to love
What's on the inside ♪
2190
02:16:31,743 --> 02:16:37,680
♪ Looking around
At the same things ♪
2191
02:16:37,784 --> 02:16:42,858
♪ All of them changing
'Cause everything does ♪
2192
02:16:42,961 --> 02:16:45,895
♪ Life's rearranging
2193
02:16:45,999 --> 02:16:48,829
♪ And we're opening up
2194
02:16:48,933 --> 02:16:55,215
♪ To what's inside of
2195
02:16:55,319 --> 02:17:04,051
♪ What's inside of love...
2196
02:17:04,155 --> 02:17:06,847
♪ What's inside?
2197
02:17:06,951 --> 02:17:09,954
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
2198
02:18:14,432 --> 02:18:18,333
♪ Isn't it amazing
What comes our way? ♪
2199
02:18:18,436 --> 02:18:23,648
♪ One at a time
Everyday falls in line ♪
2200
02:18:23,752 --> 02:18:28,860
♪ Learning to love
What's on the inside ♪
2201
02:18:28,964 --> 02:18:35,557
♪ Looking around
At the same things ♪
2202
02:18:35,660 --> 02:18:40,078
♪ All of them changing
'Cause everything does ♪
2203
02:18:40,182 --> 02:18:43,496
♪ Life's rearranging
2204
02:18:43,599 --> 02:18:46,602
♪ And we're opening up
2205
02:18:46,706 --> 02:18:55,404
♪ To what's inside of love...
2206
02:18:55,508 --> 02:18:59,891
♪ Opening up
Opening up ♪
2207
02:21:37,532 --> 02:21:40,155
♪ Down at the diner
2208
02:21:40,258 --> 02:21:45,954
♪ Ah
2209
02:21:46,126 --> 02:21:49,751
♪ So many ways to slice
A piece of this life ♪
2210
02:21:49,854 --> 02:21:53,271
♪ But most of the time
It's into quarter life crisis ♪
2211
02:21:53,375 --> 02:21:57,034
♪ What's on your plate
At any given time ♪
2212
02:21:57,137 --> 02:22:00,451
♪ Can change with the specials
And a jukebox dime ♪
2213
02:22:00,555 --> 02:22:03,834
♪ Down at the diner
2214
02:22:03,937 --> 02:22:08,286
♪ Start to feel
A little lighter ♪
2215
02:22:08,390 --> 02:22:11,393
♪ Down at the diner
2216
02:22:11,496 --> 02:22:13,844
♪ Look around and feel better
2217
02:22:13,947 --> 02:22:16,294
♪ We're all in this together
2218
02:22:16,398 --> 02:22:20,091
♪ I wouldn't call this place
A happy end ♪
2219
02:22:20,195 --> 02:22:24,337
♪ But I've been round the block
And just came back again ♪
2220
02:22:24,440 --> 02:22:27,374
♪ I ain't seen the world yet,
But I know this much ♪
2221
02:22:27,478 --> 02:22:30,792
♪ Might as well call home
Wherever my ass ends up ♪
2222
02:22:30,895 --> 02:22:34,140
♪ Down at the diner
2223
02:22:34,243 --> 02:22:38,454
♪ Don't need to tell them
Why I'm here ♪
2224
02:22:38,558 --> 02:22:42,493
♪ They know me at the diner
2225
02:22:42,597 --> 02:22:46,635
♪ And in every single bite
Is a little bit of life ♪
2226
02:22:46,739 --> 02:22:51,675
♪ So many days to endure
In a row ♪
2227
02:22:51,778 --> 02:22:55,299
♪ It's the little things
That keep us afloat ♪
2228
02:22:55,402 --> 02:22:57,819
♪ Thank God for the oasis
2229
02:22:57,922 --> 02:22:59,993
♪ The people and places
2230
02:23:00,097 --> 02:23:03,859
♪ That save us and serve
As reminder ♪
2231
02:23:03,963 --> 02:23:06,034
♪ That's why we come
To the diner ♪
2232
02:23:06,137 --> 02:23:07,932
♪ At the diner
2233
02:23:08,036 --> 02:23:13,420
♪ Ah
2234
02:23:13,524 --> 02:23:17,217
♪ Ordered up is how I
like My days to find me ♪
2235
02:23:17,321 --> 02:23:20,980
♪ Everything here has
It's place and timing ♪
2236
02:23:21,083 --> 02:23:24,086
♪ I've never been
someone Who fits right in ♪
2237
02:23:24,190 --> 02:23:27,952
♪ But I found myself
Organizing condiments ♪
2238
02:23:28,056 --> 02:23:31,646
♪ Down at the diner
2239
02:23:31,749 --> 02:23:35,442
♪ I'm exponentially wiser
2240
02:23:35,546 --> 02:23:39,723
♪ Down at the diner
2241
02:23:39,826 --> 02:23:43,623
♪ Whatever you are
There's room at the bar ♪
2242
02:23:43,727 --> 02:23:47,385
♪ Every day begin again
2243
02:23:47,489 --> 02:23:50,630
♪ Take a seat and settle in
2244
02:23:50,734 --> 02:23:54,599
♪ With the rest of us
2245
02:23:54,703 --> 02:23:57,913
♪ We're all just
2246
02:23:58,017 --> 02:23:59,950
♪ Trying to get by
2247
02:24:00,053 --> 02:24:01,745
♪ When it gets hard
2248
02:24:01,848 --> 02:24:03,919
♪ This small town
2249
02:24:04,023 --> 02:24:06,232
♪ Is who we are
2250
02:24:06,335 --> 02:24:07,612
♪ It's the heartbeat
2251
02:24:07,716 --> 02:24:09,891
♪ The center
2252
02:24:09,994 --> 02:24:13,895
♪ The lifeline you enter
2253
02:24:13,998 --> 02:24:15,690
- ♪ It's the heartbeat
- ♪ The heartbeat
2254
02:24:15,793 --> 02:24:18,969
- ♪ Center
- ♪ The center
2255
02:24:19,072 --> 02:24:21,350
- ♪ The lifeline you enter
- ♪ The lifeline you enter
2256
02:24:21,454 --> 02:24:25,216
♪ Every day what you got
2257
02:24:25,320 --> 02:24:28,668
♪ Bring it with you
Share your love ♪
2258
02:24:28,772 --> 02:24:32,223
♪ It's the rest of us
2259
02:24:32,327 --> 02:24:36,711
♪ We're all just
2260
02:24:36,814 --> 02:24:39,437
♪ Down at the diner
2261
02:24:39,541 --> 02:24:42,406
♪ Ah