1 00:00:06,132 --> 00:00:08,134 [hip-hop music playing] 2 00:00:14,432 --> 00:00:16,100 [boy] Fight! I gotta go see this! 3 00:00:16,601 --> 00:00:18,227 [boy 2] Hey, they're fighting! Come on! 4 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:19,687 [indistinct chatter] 5 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,398 ♪ Y'all callin' me crazy ♪ 6 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,984 ♪ When a bitch been ballin' all day Like Brady ♪ 7 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,444 ♪ Long hair, this wavy ♪ 8 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,654 ♪ And a bitch been shoppin' all day No Macy's ♪ 9 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,323 ♪ Hop out, First Lady ♪ 10 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:32,366 ♪ You men can't date me Look at your savings ♪ 11 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,951 ♪ You still waiting ♪ 12 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:36,079 ♪ Still blowin' out daisies Countin' on daydreams ♪ 13 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:37,330 ♪ Crazy, got 'em goin' crazy ♪ 14 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,540 ♪ None of these hatin' ass bitches Gonna phase me ♪ 15 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,125 ♪ Crazy, got 'em goin' crazy ♪ 16 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,753 ♪ None of these hatin' ass bitches Gonna phase me ♪ 17 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:44,962 [crowd] Oh! 18 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,840 ♪ None of these bitches gonna phase me ♪ 19 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,927 ♪ Bitch, I got 'em goin' crazy ♪ 20 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:53,387 ♪ Huh! ♪ 21 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,603 ♪ Crazy, got 'em goin' crazy ♪ 22 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,772 ♪ None of these hatin' ass bitches Gonna phase me ♪ 23 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,023 ♪ Crazy, got 'em goin' crazy ♪ 24 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,359 ♪ None of these hatin' ass bitches Gonna phase me ♪ 25 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,321 ♪ Got 'em goin' crazy ♪ 26 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:12,740 [grunts] 27 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:16,285 [squeals] 28 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:18,121 [cheering] 29 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:19,330 No! No! 30 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,957 [screaming] 31 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,125 [grunting] 32 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,169 [squeals] 33 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,007 It's your third fight, and it's only the third day of school. 34 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:32,135 She told everyone I have herpes! 35 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:34,303 Only so I could start a GoFundMe, 36 00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:36,889 which was a total bust, 'cause turns out everyone has it. 37 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:40,852 See? She's a child, and children sometimes need to be hit. 38 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:42,937 Hey, we're not gonna hit. 39 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,398 -We can bite, right? -[Principal] Violence is not the answer. 40 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:48,317 And, Gloria, I expect more from you. You are sophomore class president. 41 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:51,612 I'm sensing some preferential treatment that borders on inappropriate. 42 00:01:51,696 --> 00:01:55,366 Does this require a call to the school board or your wife? 43 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,785 Gloria, biting's okay as long as you don't break the skin. 44 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:02,039 Mr. Salazar, if you don't get your daughters in line-- 45 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,875 Don't worry. 46 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,668 I'll hit them so hard. 47 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:11,841 I mean, metaphorically. I'll hit them hard with life lessons. 48 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,303 Good. Next time, it's expulsion. 49 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:20,474 You can't be home all day. I don't care that you're motherless or my nieces. 50 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:23,978 The last time I'm gonna save you fools. My fee has gone up. I'm too busy for this! 51 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,272 Sorry we interrupted your game of Animal Crossing, Tío. 52 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:30,109 Appreciate it. But today's stunt is still gonna cost you each a hundy. 53 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:34,238 You got a week to settle your debt, or I'll reroute the home phone. 54 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,656 Instead of coming to my cell, 55 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:38,868 all calls from the school are going straight to your father. 56 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,662 Now goodbye. You can walk home. 57 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:44,290 As opposed to what? You don't have a car! 58 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,208 [Salazar] One week! 59 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,961 This is your fault! No more! 60 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:52,215 I'm done! You can officially start taking care of yourself! 61 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,468 Green sauce. 62 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,220 What? 63 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,139 With enchiladas. That's what I want for dinner. 64 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,183 Shit. 65 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,852 [theme song plays] 66 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:11,734 [grunts] She's ruining my life and probably my future. 67 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,654 I'm on the cusp of getting expelled, and it's all your fault. 68 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,864 -Ours? -[Gloria] Yes! 69 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:17,949 Where were you assholes? 70 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,201 You were supposed to keep me from fighting Ines. 71 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:23,871 You know, it doesn't matter. You couldn't have stopped me anyway. 72 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:27,250 These fists were made for my sister's face. 73 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,794 That's it. I give up. 74 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,505 What God gives with both hands to some people, 75 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,757 he clearly only gave with his pinkie to me. 76 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,093 No, God gave you the middle finger. 77 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:40,388 I am not gonna let my little sister ruin my reputation! 78 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:42,556 Oh, Glo, your rep is already wrecked. 79 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,768 For me and Demi, people are starting to associate her with us, and us with her! 80 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:46,769 Take back control. 81 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:50,022 I read your horoscope, and your third house of communication is energized. 82 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:53,776 There's never been a better time to tell Ines how you feel and break free. 83 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,821 Yes, let's all break free and live like it's freshman year again, 84 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,156 when Ines was in middle school and life was good. 85 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,575 I mean, being a sophomore is hard enough without Ines' vibes. 86 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:02,535 Or Andre's. 87 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:06,289 Okay, calm your tits, missy. I'm dumping Andre. It's happening. 88 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,000 I hope. 89 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:12,336 Truth talk. Ines is a black hole of negativity. 90 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,423 I personally could use an Ines cleanse, but you need one! 91 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:16,841 [boy] We all need one. 92 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:21,429 It's time! We've evolved, and she hasn't. 93 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:24,390 She's the tag-along who put dog shit in my backpack on the way to school! 94 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,851 And gave me bangs on the back of my head! 95 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,269 And now I have herpes! 96 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:31,230 -Oh my God. -I don't have herpes. 97 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,398 Oh. 98 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,316 [groans] 99 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:37,153 But my sister sucks, and I need boundaries. 100 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,239 -Can I borrow two dollars? -Borrow? Am I gonna get it back? 101 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,615 After I pay my tío. 102 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,703 -I can't believe I'm buying Ines dinner. -[Gloria] I'm sorry. 103 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:49,165 We owe Tío Tonio a thousand dollars. 104 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:52,084 A thousand dollars? How are you gonna pay it? 105 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:53,627 We don't accept these. 106 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:57,256 But they're silver dollars! They are worth way more than face value! 107 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,721 Have you seen the box with all my baby stuff? 108 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,223 I'm trying to find a silver spoon Tía Maria gave me. 109 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:10,436 I could get a good chunk of change for it, with silver being so valuable these days. 110 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,063 Like maybe even $150. 111 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,147 [Ines] Mm, more like $310. 112 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,231 Really? You think? 113 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,692 -[Ines] That's what I got for it. -You sold it? 114 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:20,237 Bitch, stop stressing. Things will work out like they always do. 115 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,365 Things don't just magically work out! 116 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:25,409 They work out because I figure them out for you! 117 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,827 Yeah, because I have faith. 118 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:27,912 Okay. 119 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,456 Faith is bullshit. 120 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,584 Having a plan, doing the work. That's what gets you money. 121 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,086 [man] What are you doing in here? 122 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,129 And where did you get that split lip? 123 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:40,299 -Demi. -Why are you still friends with her? 124 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:41,258 I don't know. 125 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,179 Oh my. 126 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:51,018 I was sorting through my things to sell. I wasn't gonna touch Mom's stuff. 127 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:53,771 I gave this to your mother on our-- 128 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,856 -[all] On your third date. -[all chuckle] 129 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,822 You can look through Mom's boxes too. See if there's anything to sell. 130 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,281 Just not this. 131 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:08,244 Oh, and Saturday, I invited a friend to my birthday dinner. 132 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:10,538 Oh shit! 133 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,040 We forgot to get Dad a birthday gift. 134 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:17,378 Ines, while I get ready for this sale to pay off our debt, you get Dad a gift. 135 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:20,589 Or you get Dad a gift, and I'll put my name on it. 136 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:21,590 [Gloria] She's done! 137 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:25,302 While we know the toxicity's never gonna leave my family, 138 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:27,721 I think I found a way for it to leave the friend group. 139 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,641 I deal with Ines at home and ice her out at school. 140 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,518 What are we celebrating? 141 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,771 -Do it! -[boy] It's easy. 142 00:06:35,855 --> 00:06:36,939 Do it! 143 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,441 Hey! 144 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,484 There's my complicated ray of light, 145 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:43,112 like sunshine peeking through a lot of grumpy clouds. 146 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:45,114 I haven't seen you since second period. 147 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,157 [sniffs] 148 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,450 Mm, I miss your smell. 149 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,784 You first. Do it. 150 00:06:48,868 --> 00:06:49,910 No, no, no, ladies first. 151 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:52,079 Someone go first. This is annoying. 152 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:55,124 Yeah. Okay. I just wanna say I need to… 153 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:57,835 Shit! 154 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,795 I'll come with. I have Poo-Pourri! 155 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:04,550 And I gotta practice my double-arm hang. Getting timed for the record this week. 156 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,928 Is it just me, or does it feel like 157 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:10,389 this friend group needs to be smaller, more intimate? 158 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:14,310 Yeah, one of us definitely isn't honoring their purpose. 159 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:16,687 How are we gonna tell Cam he's out? 160 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,314 [Demi] Bitch has got to go. 161 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:20,983 We have to tell her, since Gloria never will. 162 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,985 I've never been more attracted to you. 163 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,695 Cam, stop. 164 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,323 You're in a relationship, and we're friends. 165 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,700 Your new fixation on me is just an excuse 166 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,786 to avoid your feelings, or lack of them, for Andre. 167 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,788 Reminder, you don't do guilt well. 168 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:35,998 Maybe I should be alone. 169 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,625 Alone would be good for you. 170 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,961 But it's depressing. You know, I love love. 171 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:42,171 I just… 172 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:45,466 Don't love people. Yeah. 173 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:50,012 You know, I'm coming to realize there are few people I can even tolerate, 174 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,806 which is why I was feeling like I might be feeling you. 175 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:57,436 Makes sense, and I'm honored, but this is just a part of your pattern. 176 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,064 You need a new obsession to justify ditching the old one, 177 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:04,318 but maybe you shouldn't ditch. Maybe stick it out, break your pattern. 178 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,279 Plus, you know I don't bone or home wreck. I'm not a Gemini. 179 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,241 And I won't be comfortable destroying the friend group 180 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,493 when we definitely have a bad breakup. 181 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:16,372 So we aren't gonna destroy it. We're just gonna trim it down by one. 182 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:17,289 One Ines. 183 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:18,249 Two. 184 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:20,668 Andre's bye-bye. I'm ready to cut bait. 185 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:23,504 Thank you for your rationalization and rejection. 186 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,714 I actually like the idea of me rolling solo. 187 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:28,092 You know, wearing a cozy, soft gray cardigan. 188 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,635 No pockets! 189 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,638 See? This is why I've secretly been obsessed with you. 190 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,348 Liar, you have no secrets. 191 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,434 I do. Just never told you for the obvious reason. 192 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:38,727 Which is… 193 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:42,022 You'd wreck me. 194 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:55,327 -What are you doing? -Icing you out. 195 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:58,414 -Time for you to find your own friends. -Why? Your friends are my friends. 196 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,583 No, my friends are my friends. 197 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:03,752 Okay, that makes sense, but I don't have any of my own friends. 198 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,504 -I'm closing my door now. -Wait! 199 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:11,093 I did it! I told her she's out! 200 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,928 -And she just took it? -Yep! 201 00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:13,846 [Demi] Okay, good! 202 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:15,389 -I can delete her email. -What email? 203 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,182 The anonymous one, telling her to eat shit. 204 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,225 Send it! 205 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,520 No, don't. Just delete it. We're done. 206 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,771 [Cam] You said you were done. 207 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,649 -[chuckles] Yeah. -What happened to having boundaries? 208 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:29,320 I extended the border. I gotta use her before I lose her. 209 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,405 Watch. Ines! 210 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,158 Those shirts aren't gonna fold themselves. 211 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,534 [scoffs] 212 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,329 You see? She's my bitch. 213 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,372 Oh, okay. Customer coming. Go, go, go. 214 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,333 Hi! 215 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:45,711 I couldn't help but notice that you're having a yard sale. 216 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:46,712 [chuckles] 217 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,006 Right next to my yard sale. 218 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,467 Oopsie. 219 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,928 So, are they leaving? 220 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,807 Did you just buy a record? 221 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,769 She said it was a collectible. 222 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,271 Shoo! You gotta go! 223 00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:05,856 Excuse me. How much for this? 224 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,358 One for six or two for ten. 225 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,401 Thanks. 226 00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:11,612 Okay. You can stay. 227 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,905 I'd be happy to. 228 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,992 I'll even upsell your crap for 50% of the sales. 229 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:19,078 Deal. 230 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:21,830 First five sales go to the house. 231 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,540 Sheesh. 232 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,708 Found Andre a gift. 233 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,878 -But MM aren't his initials. -Exactly. 234 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,089 Wrong initials, a box. It's perfect. 235 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,840 He's gonna dump me after I give him this, 236 00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:34,551 especially when he keeps harping on how thoughtless I am. 237 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,221 -Two bucks. -Which is exactly how much you owe me. 238 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,098 So transaction complete. 239 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,600 [curious music playing] 240 00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:59,076 I'm looking for a monogrammed box. 241 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,578 -Did it have the initials MM on it? -[woman] Yes. 242 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,205 Oh, I haven't seen it. 243 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,415 [woman] Seen it now? 244 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,586 It's [clears throat] sounding vaguely familiar. 245 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,046 [woman] $200. 246 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:11,964 [sighs] 247 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,424 Excuse me. 248 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,095 -I'll give you four bucks for the box. -No. 249 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,221 That's double what you paid. 250 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,223 My freedom from Andre is worth more than money. 251 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,143 All right. There is a lady willing to pay 200 for it. 252 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,519 Where's the lady? 253 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,982 She was right there. 254 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,067 [curious music playing] 255 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,029 [Gloria] Trash. 256 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,031 Trash. 257 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,492 Trash! 258 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,498 It's the lady from the yard sale when she was young. 259 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,917 Must be why she wanted the box. It's hers. 260 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,586 Glo! No! 261 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,130 Photos are sacred. 262 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,884 -What did you get Dad? -This cute top. Dad loves yellow on me. 263 00:11:56,967 --> 00:12:00,637 Thank you for being so reliably unreliable. Now go away. 264 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,185 Happy birthday, Dad. Pocket knife it is. 265 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,353 [Cam sighs] I gotta go. 266 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,148 -Why are you going out the back? -Andre's tracking my phone. 267 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,318 I know 'cause I'm tracking his, but only 'cause he's tracking mine! 268 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,235 [phone beeps] 269 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:18,781 -Yeah. He's out front. Back door calls. -I better go too. I'll see ya. 270 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,534 [woman] $500. 271 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:23,535 Gloria! 272 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,706 [woman] $600! 273 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:32,711 Okay, I would love to take your money, but I don't have the box! 274 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:37,299 -[woman] Your friend does. He brought it. -Oh, you followed us home. 275 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,010 That's very persistent, 276 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,888 but it doesn't change the fact that I don't have what you're looking for. 277 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,224 That box is cursed. 278 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,017 Yikes. But still, I don't have it. 279 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,061 [woman] $1,000! 280 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,022 [chuckles] Excuse me! Just one second. 281 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:55,901 Don't sell. 282 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:59,488 If this lady's willing to pay you $1,000, then she knows something we don't. 283 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,157 That box has to be worth way more than what she's offering. 284 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,868 Move over. Let the pro handle this. 285 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,204 Since we're family, I'll only charge a 50% negotiation fee. 286 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,539 Uh, 10%. 287 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,957 30%. Final offer! 288 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:10,958 20%. 289 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,252 -25%. Final offer! -12.5%. 290 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,253 Deal! 291 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,422 [curious music plays] 292 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,593 [Demi] We're cursed! 293 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:22,511 [Gloria] We're not. 294 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,888 But we took things from the box. We all touched it. 295 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,933 We're all part of it now. We have taken the darkness in. 296 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,810 -We need to reverse the curse. -Or what? 297 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,854 Don't know! Every curse has its own rules! 298 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,231 I call bullshit. Curses aren't real. 299 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,441 What if they are? We need to get the box and sell it. 300 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,403 No! We can't sell it. We don't know if we need it yet. 301 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,947 We need more info on the curse. That's rule number one. 302 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,156 Of what? 303 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,825 Basic curse knowledge. 304 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,286 We have to go to the place of origin, the yard sale, 305 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,330 and find out where the box came from. We have to go now! 306 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:53,000 It's my dad's birthday, and we're about to have dinner! 307 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:57,296 Dinner? Dinner is more important than undoing a lethal spell? 308 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,505 You think it's lethal? 309 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,383 Now's not the time to debate this nonsense. Let's put a pin in it. 310 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,304 Or a nail in our coffin, because if we don't move quickly, we're all gonna die! 311 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,849 Okay! If we're gonna die, can you please perish in your own home? 312 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,768 -Hey, girls. -[man] Hi, Mr. Salazar! 313 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,228 Demi. 314 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,570 I don't get you girls. Why is she still your friend? 315 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,448 [doorbell rings] 316 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,617 Dad, your friend's here! What's his name? 317 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,534 Lucia! 318 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:34,875 [clears throat] 319 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,585 Is it warm in here? 320 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,711 I'll turn the air on. 321 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,559 [phone chimes] 322 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,686 [dad] Girls, talk. You're being rude. 323 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,022 So, what do you do? 324 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:57,940 I'm a lawyer. 325 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:00,859 [phone chimes] 326 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,819 So you like money. 327 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,280 Uh, most of my work is pro bono. 328 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,201 -[phone chimes] -[dad] Uh, Lucia volunteers at our church. 329 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,577 Our church? 330 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:11,995 We don't go to church. 331 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,623 Well, maybe we'll start going again. 332 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,541 We have to go to church? 333 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,584 Oh, mm… 334 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,590 Hi, I'm Tonio. 335 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,676 See you around. 336 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,345 Or not. [laughs] 337 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,931 Jeez. I'm just reading their faces. [chuckles] 338 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,224 Night, bitches! 339 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,894 PS, the knife is from all of us. Dile. 340 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,229 [scoffs] 341 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:41,942 -Did he just go into the pantry? -That's his room. 342 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,861 Dad, happy birthday. 343 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,364 Oh, thank you! [chuckles] 344 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,450 Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's sharp! Ow! 345 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:51,785 Uh, um… 346 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,247 Excuse me. Uh, let me get a tourniquet. 347 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,207 -Oh, honey! -[mouthing] Honey? 348 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,292 Ah! Oh! Oh! 349 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,419 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 350 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,672 Oh, it's not a big deal. I just, uh… I tweaked my back. 351 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,174 [Gloria] I'll get you a Band-Aid. You should probably lie down. 352 00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,259 Alone! 353 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,261 Right. Okay. 354 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:13,015 [exhales] Am I overreacting, or are we really in danger? 355 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,227 Spirit guides, give me a sign if we're damned. 356 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,773 Shit. 357 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,026 Do-over. 358 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,695 -Shit! -[knocking] 359 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:27,988 -[screams] -[Cam screams] 360 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,491 -You know I have a front door! -Yeah, too risky. 361 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:34,202 Andre's close by, per my phone. 362 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:39,041 Hold up. Sage, crystals, cards… What's up? 363 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:42,127 I asked my spirit guides about the presence of evil, 364 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,046 and it doesn't look good. 365 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,674 It doesn't. I got your text about the box. It's definitely cursed. 366 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,176 It is? How do you know? 367 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,969 Because I gave Andre the box, and-- 368 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,804 Oh my God. What happened to Andre? 369 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,183 He loved it. Now he's never gonna let me go. 370 00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:00,187 It's happening. It's starting. Cameron, I have a really bad feeling about this. 371 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,688 [sentimental music plays] 372 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,067 We need to… 373 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,109 Yeah? 374 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,362 …get the box back! 375 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:12,949 [Gloria] Ines. 376 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:15,577 Go to your bed. 377 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,708 You're right. There's no curse. 378 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,669 Dad's back is probably just jacked from all the kinky sex. 379 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,547 -You think they're having sex? -It's been a long time for him. 380 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,508 So maybe this is good for him. 381 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,425 And me. 382 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:34,346 Now Dad won't spend so much time focused on his favorite. [sighs] 383 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,225 Must be nice to be annoyed by his attention. 384 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,393 It's all I want, and now I'm in third place. 385 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,105 Fourth. He focuses on Tío Tonio a little more than you. 386 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,565 -Why'd he give her Mom's scarf? -I know. 387 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,609 Who would take a dead woman's scarf? 388 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,487 Unless it's just like a really freaking sweet gesture 389 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,280 and symbol of a love that turned out so well. 390 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,406 Did it? 391 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,450 Mom's dead. 392 00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:58,578 She died. 393 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,414 She can keep the scarf. 394 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,794 See? Even you think the bad juju's real. 395 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,463 [Gloria] No, I don't. 396 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:12,509 If there's a curse, then that means there's a cause and effect to everything. 397 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,928 And if that's true, what did Mom do to deserve to die? 398 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,056 She didn't deserve to die, 399 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,184 and I didn't deserve to lose her. 400 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,230 Bad things just happen. 401 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,359 Go to bed. 402 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,452 We gotta move before things get worse 403 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,830 and your dad's new lady gets pregnant with a devil baby. 404 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,081 We're not going to hell! 405 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,666 Thank you. Team Rational is back. 406 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,918 -Ah, what's with the one-eighty? -Andre. 407 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:50,630 He hasn't called or texted in 16 hours, which is a record by fifteen and a half. 408 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,758 You know why you haven't heard from him? 'Cause he's probably dead. 409 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,097 Your rock broke. 410 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,141 This is impossible. 411 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,811 It's black obsidian. It's for protection. 412 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,980 And it's one of the strongest crystals there is! 413 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,149 There's no way. This… This has to be-- 414 00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,318 -But black magic is nonsense! -Agreed. 415 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,527 [Andre] Hey! 416 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,739 [all scream] 417 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,657 You guys are being crazy. 418 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,367 Andre must have used a new product 419 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,912 or a DIY chemical peel he doesn't wanna tell you about. 420 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,039 He said he did nothing out of the ordinary. 421 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,499 There is some rational explanation for what happened. 422 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,542 It's called a curse. 423 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:30,045 Because when some random old lady shows up at your door 424 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,713 and tells you it's a curse, it's a curse! 425 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,673 -Or-- -No refunds! 426 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:37,594 None wanted. We just want info on this box that we purchased at your yard sale. 427 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,306 We think it might belong to this lady. Her picture was in the box. 428 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,058 [Gloria] And she was looking for it. 429 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:46,061 This woman? This woman was looking for that box? 430 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:49,314 -She even showed up at our house. -Okay, what do you really want? 431 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,400 -What's your game? -There's no game. We just wanna find her. 432 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,526 Do you know her? 433 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,404 Yeah. 434 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,323 Yeah, I do. 435 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,451 She's dead. 436 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,745 [mysterious music plays] 437 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,756 I know I said the woman in the photo was the one looking for the box, 438 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,174 but obviously, I was mistaken, 439 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:20,011 which happens, 'cause, not to be ageist, but all old people do look alike. 440 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:23,181 We saw her. She was alive. What's it gonna take to convince you? 441 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,599 [Cam] Andre's face! 442 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,477 If that's not straight out of hell, I don't know what is! 443 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,147 Ines, back me up. Ooky spooky doesn't exist. 444 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:32,983 I don't know, Glo. 445 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,694 It appears that we're not only damned, but we're also haunted. 446 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,529 That dead lady wants her box back. 447 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,155 That's three for Team Ooky Spooky! 448 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,199 You've got to be kidding me! 449 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:45,537 For days, you've implored me to lose Ines, and now you back her up? 450 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,372 You know what? Maybe there is a curse. 451 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,292 But if there is, it didn't start the day we found the box. 452 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,169 It started the day I got stuck taking care of you! 453 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,796 I'm out. 454 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,047 [Demi] You can't be out! 455 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,258 We have to stick together to break the black magic! 456 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,719 Yeah, since the three of you are suddenly so close, 457 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,513 you don't need my help to handle this almighty scourge 458 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,724 that breaks rocks and makes people puffy. 459 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:07,726 Call me when it's life or death. 460 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,603 [door opens, closes] 461 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,571 [Tonio clears throat] 462 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,283 -Where's your sister? -Don't know. Don't care. 463 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:24,868 Where's my… [in Spanish] money? 464 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,662 [phone rings] 465 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,748 [cell phone ringing] 466 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,499 [in English] Unknown caller. 467 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,919 Last time I got one of these, it was old Principal Richardson. 468 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,173 Okay, well, I'll just turn off call forwarding, 469 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,592 and whoever it is can just leave your dad a message. 470 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:41,801 No, answer it! 471 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,219 -An extra $100. -Twenty! 472 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,262 -Sixty! -Fifteen. 473 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:45,889 Fine! 474 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,433 [deep voice] Hello, this is Javier. 475 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,477 I understand. 476 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,189 [normal voice] I understand. 477 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,858 Can you spell that? 478 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,528 Okay, thank you. 479 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,157 Who was that? 480 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,533 Some, uh, 481 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,244 auto warranty salesperson. 482 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,204 Hm. 483 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:12,874 I promise you'll have your money. I just need a little more time. 484 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,378 Oh, don't worry about it. We're even. 485 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,678 [Gloria] I don't wanna talk to you, but I have to 486 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,889 because you're good at ethically questionable things. 487 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:31,893 We need to break into Tío Tonio's laptop. He's in the shower. No time to explain. 488 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,856 Fine. He took a call earlier and was super weird about it. 489 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,150 -He said we don't owe him money anymore. -Isn't that good? 490 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,319 Ines, something is going on. 491 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,739 And like all his other secrets, the answer lies in his search history. 492 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,204 Should we be touching this with our bare hands? 493 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:54,457 -You're worried about fingerprints? -No! Sperm! 494 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,794 Do you remember his password? 495 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,340 [both scoff] 496 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,683 [Tonio] I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 497 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,726 No, we're sorry, Tío. 498 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,563 -I can't believe you have cancer. -I don't. 499 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:20,900 -Your dad does. -What? 500 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,570 That call, it was about your dad. 501 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,406 How long has he known? 502 00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:28,825 He doesn't. That was the call to tell him. 503 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,619 He just went in for his back the morning after his birthday. 504 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:32,996 He told me he had an MRI-- 505 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,166 So this happened after his birthday? 506 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,212 After we gave him the knife from the box. 507 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,672 [Tonio] I need to go lie down. 508 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,593 I said life or death. 509 00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:47,552 Hey. 510 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,637 This is not your fault. 511 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:51,514 We're gonna reverse it. 512 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,766 [Gloria] But what if we don't? 513 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,479 This isn't some money we owe Tío. This is Dad. 514 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,817 -You know why Dad doesn't think about you? -Oh, come on, Ines. Not now. 515 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:05,320 It's not because you're not his favorite. 516 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:10,658 -It's because you are. -It's not true. He doesn't think about me. 517 00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,578 Because he doesn't have to. He trusts you. 518 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:17,332 -He knows you have it all figured out-- -I'm not gonna figure this out! 519 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,416 [Ines] Bullshit. 520 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,294 [whispers] Come here. 521 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:23,963 [Ines sniffles] 522 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:35,266 I'm sorry I said that thing about you earlier. 523 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,185 That was just the heat of the moment. 524 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,478 No, it wasn't. 525 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,606 You think it's a secret you all find me annoying? 526 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:45,818 I may be an asshole, but I'm not dumb. 527 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:47,862 I'm sorry. 528 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:50,532 Me too. 529 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:55,995 I don't just love you, Gloria. 530 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,122 I like you. 531 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:00,917 So 532 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:06,381 I'll give you the space that you deserve and find my own friends. 533 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,175 It's time. [chuckles] 534 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,427 ♪ …Onto ♪ 535 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,055 ♪ Something that never was ♪ 536 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,019 ♪ It was never us ♪ 537 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,229 ♪ And now I'm ♪ 538 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:22,939 ♪ Holding ♪ 539 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,399 ♪ Onto ♪ 540 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:26,651 ♪ Something that never was ♪ 541 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:29,279 I have an announcement. 542 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,656 -Where are you going? -Snacks. 543 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,492 -Can we please cut her now? -No! 544 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,578 -Why? -Because she's fearless. 545 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,037 And if we're gonna take on evil, 546 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,623 we need someone to fearlessly lead the way. 547 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,543 Or to potentially sacrifice. 548 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,546 -So you believe? -[Ines] She does. 549 00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:48,756 [chuckles] 550 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:54,137 It's a curse that we're gonna reverse. 551 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,472 We're gonna save my dad. 552 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:01,644 -Okay, I have a plan. -Look, I have a plan. 553 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,647 -Okay, no, I have a plan. -No, but I know someone… 554 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,733 [Spanish pop music playing] 555 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,612 [lyrics in Spanish]