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‎（聖多斯）

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‎有人打架！錯過可惜

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‎嘿，她們在打架，快點！

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‎（菲利瑞吉）

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‎不要…

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‎這是妳們第三次打架
‎開學才三天而已

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‎她跟大家說我有皰疹！

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‎這樣我才可以啟動集資計畫

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‎結果是大失敗，因為大家都用這招

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‎看吧？她是小朋友
‎小朋友有時候就是欠打

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‎嘿，不許動手打人

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‎-那可以用咬的，對吧？
‎-不對，暴力不是解答

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‎葛蘿莉亞，我對妳很失望
‎妳是高二的班長

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‎我察覺到有瀕臨不當的差別待遇

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‎需要我打給校董會還是你太太？

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‎葛蘿莉亞，可以用咬的
‎別咬破皮就好

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‎薩拉沙先生，要是你不管好女兒…

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‎別擔心，我一定會打爆她們

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‎那是比喻
‎我會用人生課題來打爆她們

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‎很好，再有下次就要退學了

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‎妳們不能成天待在家

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‎我懶得管妳們沒有媽媽
‎或是我的姪女

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‎這是我最後一次救妳們這兩個傻子
‎我要加收費用，我又不是很閒！

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‎抱歉打擾你玩《動物森友會》，叔叔

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‎感恩，但今天這花招
‎妳們兩個還是要各給我一百美元

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‎給妳們一週還債
‎否則我就要重設家裡的電話轉接

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‎不是轉到我的手機

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‎學校打來的電話
‎一律都會直接轉給妳們的爸爸

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‎再見了，妳們可以走路回家

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‎不然咧？你又沒車

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‎時限一週！

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‎這是妳的錯，下不為例！

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‎我不玩了
‎妳可以正式開始照顧自己！

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‎綠莎莎醬

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‎什麼？

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‎搭配墨西哥辣肉捲餅
‎我晚餐要吃這個

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‎可惡

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‎片名：菲利瑞吉，我的青春

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‎（綠莎莎辣味捲餅醬）

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‎她正在毀掉我的人生
‎八成還有我的未來

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‎我差一點就要被退學
‎這全都要怪你們

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‎-怪我們？
‎-是啊

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‎當時你們兩個人呢？

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‎你們理當要不讓我跟依內絲打架

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‎其實沒差，反正你們也阻止不了我

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‎我這雙拳頭注定要用來揍我妹的臉

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‎到此為止，我放棄

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‎老天給一些人東西是用兩隻手

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‎給我東西顯然只用了小指

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‎不對，老天是用中指

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‎我絕不會讓我妹妹毀了我一世英名

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‎小蘿，妳的英名已經毀了

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‎但對我和黛咪來說呢
‎別人都把妳妹跟我們聯想在一起

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‎拿回控制權

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‎我看過妳的星座運勢
‎妳的溝通宮走強

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‎再沒有比現在更棒的時間
‎告訴依內絲妳的感覺，掙脫束縛

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‎對，我們一起掙脫束縛
‎再過一次高一那樣的生活

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‎那時依內絲還在唸中學，人生真美好

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‎高二就已經夠難熬了
‎還多了依內絲來搗亂

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‎或是安卓

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‎好，小姐，給我冷靜
‎我要甩掉安卓，說到做到

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‎我希望啦

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‎真心話，依內絲是負面能量的黑洞

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‎我個人用得著清除依內絲的荼毒
‎但妳則是很需要清除

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‎我們都需要清除她的荼毒

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‎時候到了，我們已經進化，但她沒有

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‎她依然是那個跟屁蟲
‎還在上學途中把狗屎放進我背包

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‎又在我的後腦杓弄瀏海

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‎現在我有皰疹了！

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‎-天啊
‎-我沒有皰疹啦

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‎但我妹很爛，我需要劃清界線

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‎-可以借我兩美元嗎？
‎-借？我拿得回來嗎？

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‎要先等我還我叔叔錢

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‎-不敢相信我要請依內絲吃晚飯
‎-抱歉

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‎我們欠東尼奧叔叔一千美元

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‎一千美元？妳們要怎麼還？

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‎我們不收這些

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‎但這些是銀幣耶，比帳面更值錢

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‎妳有看到
‎裝了我兒時物品的那箱東西嗎？

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‎我在找瑪麗亞阿姨給我的銀湯匙

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‎這年頭銀價大漲
‎應該可以典當不少錢

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‎或許有150美元

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‎比較像是三塊一毛

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‎真的？是喔？

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‎-我是拿到這數字
‎-被妳賣了？

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‎三八喔，不用壓力大
‎船到橋頭自然直，一直都是這樣

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‎船到橋頭才不會自然直咧！

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‎妳會這樣覺得都是因為有我幫妳搞定

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‎是啊，因為我有信念

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‎好吧

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‎信念是狗屎

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‎有計畫，苦幹實幹，這樣才能賺到錢

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‎妳們在這裡頭幹嘛？

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‎妳的嘴唇又怎麼破了？

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‎-黛咪害的
‎-怎麼還在跟她當朋友？

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‎不知道

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‎天啊

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‎我是在整理我的舊東西要拿去賣
‎我不會碰媽媽的東西

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‎這是我送給妳們媽媽的禮物
‎是在我們…

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‎-第三次約會
‎-…你們第三次約會

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‎妳們也可以翻翻媽媽的箱子
‎看有沒有東西可以賣

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‎但這個不能賣

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‎對了，週六我請了朋友
‎參加我的生日晚餐

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‎完了

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‎我們忘了幫爸爸買生日禮物

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‎依內絲，我處理庭院拍賣用來還債
‎妳去幫爸爸找禮物

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‎或是妳去幫爸爸找禮物
‎然後也說是我送的

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‎她出局了！

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‎儘管我們知道這個毒瘤
‎永遠不會離開我家

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‎但我想我找到了方法
‎讓這個毒瘤離開朋友圈

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‎我在家裡對付依內絲
‎但在學校就當她是空氣

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‎我們這是在慶祝什麼啊？

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‎-做啊
‎-很簡單的

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‎做啊！

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‎嘿

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‎你在這兒啊，我那複雜的一絲光線

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‎像是陽光從乖戾的雲層當中探頭

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‎我從第二節下課之後就沒看到你了

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‎我好想念你的氣味

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‎你先，做啊

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‎不行…女士優先

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‎你們哪個快點先做啦，這樣很煩耶

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‎是啦，好

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‎我要說我需要…

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‎要“屎”了

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‎我跟你去，我有噗噗麗

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‎而我得要去練習掛單槓
‎這週要計時挑戰紀錄

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‎是我想太多，還是這個朋友圈

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‎需要變得小一點，要更親密一點？

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‎是啊，我們其中肯定有人壞了好事

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‎我們要怎麼跟小卡說他出局了？

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‎那個賤人非走不可

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‎我們得要跟她說
‎因為葛蘿莉亞永遠說不出口

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‎我從來沒有這樣迷戀妳

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‎小卡，別說了

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‎你有交往對象，我們是朋友

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‎你是把迷戀我當成藉口

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‎逃避你對安卓的感覺，或是沒有感覺

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‎提醒一下，你搞不定罪惡感

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‎或許我一個人就好

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‎自己一個人對你有好處

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‎但那樣很讓人沮喪，我喜歡愛

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‎只是我…

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‎-不愛人，是啦
‎-不愛人

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‎我後來發現有幾個人我甚至可以容忍

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‎所以我覺得或許我對妳有感覺

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‎說得通，我也很榮幸

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‎但這只是你的固定模式

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‎你需要新的執迷
‎把拋棄舊愛變得合理化

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‎但或許你不該拋棄人家
‎或許要堅持下去，打破模式

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‎再說你知道我不愛嘿咻
‎也不破壞家庭，我不是雙子座

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‎我也不好意思毀掉朋友圈

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‎因為我們到時分手肯定很難看

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‎所以我們不要毀掉朋友圈
‎縮減掉一個人就好

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‎一個依內絲

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‎兩個

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‎安卓再見，長痛不如短痛

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‎謝謝妳的理性分析，又讓我求愛被拒

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‎我其實很喜歡讓自己單身的想法

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‎穿著舒適柔軟的灰色羊毛衫

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‎-沒有口袋
‎-沒有口袋

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‎看吧，所以我才祕密單戀妳多年

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‎騙子，你才沒有祕密

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‎我有，沒跟妳說的原因很明顯

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‎所以是…

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‎跟妳分手我會痛不欲生

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‎（依內絲）

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‎-妳在幹嘛？
‎-當妳是空氣

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‎-妳也該去找自己的朋友了
‎-何必？妳的朋友就是我的朋友

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‎不對，我的朋友是我的朋友

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‎好吧，說得通
‎但我沒有自己的朋友啊

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‎-我要關門了
‎-等等

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‎我做到了，我跟她說她出局了

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‎-她就這樣接受了？
‎-是啊

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‎-那好，我可以刪掉給她的電郵了
‎-什麼電郵？

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‎就是叫她去吃屎的匿名電郵

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‎寄出去

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‎不對，不要寄，刪掉就好，結束了

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‎妳明明都說結束了

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‎是啊

181
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‎-說好的劃清界線呢？
‎-我延長了界線

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‎等我把她利用完了再丟掉

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‎你們看

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‎依內絲！

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‎那些襯衫不會自己折好

186
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‎看到沒有？她被我吃得死死

187
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,372
‎好，有顧客上門，走了…

188
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,333
‎嗨

189
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,712
‎我不小心發現妳在庭院拍賣

190
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,006
‎就在我的庭院拍賣旁邊

191
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,467
‎糟糕

192
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,928
‎所以他們要離開嗎？

193
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,807
‎你買了一張唱片？

194
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,769
‎她說這是蒐藏品

195
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,271
‎閃開，妳不能在這裡擺攤

196
00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:05,856
‎抱歉，這要多少？

197
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,358
‎一個六塊，兩個十塊

198
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,485
‎謝了

199
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,612
‎好吧，妳可以留下

200
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,946
‎我很樂意

201
00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:16,992
‎我甚至可以把妳的爛東西賣貴
‎我抽50%就好

202
00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:19,078
‎成交

203
00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:19,995
‎(在此付錢）

204
00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:21,830
‎頭五筆買賣收益全歸我

205
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,540
‎天啊

206
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,708
‎找到送安卓的禮物了

207
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,878
‎-但MM又不是他名字的縮寫
‎-所以囉

208
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,172
‎錯的頭字縮寫、盒子，很完美

209
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,840
‎我送他這個，他一定跟我分手

210
00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:34,551
‎尤其是他一直嘮叨說我很不貼心

211
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,346
‎-兩塊
‎-和妳欠我的錢一模一樣

212
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,098
‎所以交易完成

213
00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:59,076
‎我在找一個有花押字的盒子

214
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,578
‎-上頭是頭字縮寫MM嗎？
‎-對

215
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,205
‎這樣啊，沒看過

216
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,415
‎現在看過了嗎？

217
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,586
‎印象很模糊

218
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,046
‎兩百美元

219
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,424
‎失陪一下

220
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,095
‎-我用四塊錢跟你買這個盒子
‎-不要

221
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,221
‎我都已經加倍了耶

222
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,223
‎我脫離安卓得到的自由
‎比金錢更有價值

223
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,143
‎好吧，有位太太願意出兩百美元買

224
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,519
‎那位太太人呢？

225
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,982
‎她剛才還在那兒

226
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:37,823
‎垃圾…

227
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,492
‎垃圾

228
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,457
‎是庭院拍賣那位老太太年輕時的相片

229
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,917
‎一定是因為這樣她才要這個盒子
‎這是她的

230
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,586
‎小蘿，不行！

231
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,130
‎相片很神聖

232
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,884
‎-妳選了什麼送爸爸？
‎-這件可愛的上衣，他喜歡我穿黃色

233
00:11:56,967 --> 00:12:00,637
‎謝謝妳果然真的靠不住，妳走開啦

234
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,185
‎生日快樂，爸，就送你折疊小刀了

235
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,353
‎我得走了

236
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,064
‎-你幹嘛從後門走？
‎-安卓在追蹤我的手機

237
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,318
‎我知道是因為我有追蹤他的手機
‎但這全是因為他在追蹤我的手機

238
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,739
‎-對，他在前面，所以我要走後門
‎-我最好也閃人，再見

239
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,534
‎五百美元

240
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:23,535
‎葛蘿莉亞！

241
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,706
‎六百美元！

242
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:32,711
‎好，我是很想收下妳的錢
‎但盒子不在我這兒

243
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:37,299
‎-在妳朋友那兒，他帶來這兒
‎-原來妳跟蹤我們回家啊

244
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,135
‎真不死心

245
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,888
‎但改變不了事實
‎我沒有妳要找的東西

246
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,515
‎那個盒子被詛咒了

247
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,017
‎討厭，但盒子依然不在我這兒

248
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,186
‎一千美元

249
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,022
‎不好意思，等我們一下

250
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:55,901
‎不要賣

251
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:59,488
‎如果這位女士願意付妳一千美元
‎表示她知道我們不知道的事情

252
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,157
‎那個盒子的價值
‎肯定遠不止她開出來的價錢

253
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,868
‎旁邊涼快去，讓專家來處理

254
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,204
‎看在我們是一家人
‎我只收50%的協調費

255
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,539
‎10%

256
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,957
‎30%，最後開價

257
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:10,958
‎20%

258
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,252
‎-25%，最後開價
‎-12.5%

259
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,253
‎成交

260
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,593
‎我們被詛咒了

261
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:22,553
‎並沒有

262
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,888
‎但我們拿了盒子裡的東西
‎我們都碰過了

263
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,100
‎我們現在全是其中的一環
‎我們把黑暗帶了進來

264
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,810
‎-我們需要逆轉詛咒
‎-不然呢？

265
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,854
‎不知道，每個詛咒都有自己的規則

266
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,231
‎亂講，詛咒不是真的

267
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,441
‎萬一是真的怎麼辦？
‎我們需要拿到盒子賣掉

268
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,570
‎不行，不能賣掉
‎我們還不知道需不需要那個盒子

269
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,947
‎我們需要知道詛咒的更多資訊
‎那是第一條規則

270
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,240
‎什麼規則？

271
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,825
‎基本的詛咒知識

272
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,286
‎我們得要回到起源地，庭院拍賣

273
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,330
‎查出那個盒子的來歷
‎我們現在就得過去

274
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:53,000
‎今天是我爸生日，快要吃晚餐了

275
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:57,296
‎晚餐？
‎晚餐比破解奪命咒語還重要嗎？

276
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,505
‎妳覺得會奪命喔？

277
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,383
‎現在不方便討論這種胡說八道
‎改天再說

278
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,304
‎或是等到進棺材再說
‎因為再不快點行動，我們都會死掉！

279
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,849
‎好，如果我們都會死掉
‎可不可以請妳回自己家裡去死？

280
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,768
‎-大家好啊
‎-嗨，薩拉沙先生

281
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,228
‎黛咪

282
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,570
‎我真搞不懂妳們
‎她怎麼還是妳們的朋友？

283
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,617
‎爸，你朋友來了，他叫什麼名字？

284
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,534
‎露希雅！

285
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,668
‎這裡頭是不是很熱？

286
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:37,711
‎我去開冷氣

287
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,674
‎（給葛蘿莉亞：冷氣？搞鬼啊？
‎爸從不讓我們開冷氣）

288
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,516
‎（給葛蘿莉亞：她戴媽媽的圍巾！）

289
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,686
‎妳們說話啊，這樣很沒禮貌

290
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,022
‎所以妳從事哪個行業？

291
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:57,940
‎我是律師

292
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,692
‎（給依內絲：貪婪的廢渣）

293
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,736
‎所以妳很愛錢

294
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,696
‎我大多數都是做義務辯護

295
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,115
‎（給葛蘿莉亞：破產的廢渣）

296
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:09,201
‎露希雅也在我們的教會當志工

297
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,995
‎我們的教會？我們又不去教會

298
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,623
‎那或許我們應該重新開始去教會

299
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,541
‎我們得要去教會喔？

300
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,590
‎嗨，我是東尼奧

301
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,676
‎回頭見

302
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,511
‎或是不見

303
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,514
‎唉唷，我是判讀她們的表情

304
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,224
‎晚安囉，臭屁孩

305
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,102
‎對了，刀子是我們大家送的

306
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,399
‎他是走進儲藏室嗎？

307
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:41,942
‎那是他的房間

308
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,861
‎爸，生日快樂

309
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,863
‎謝謝

310
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,450
‎這好利喔，痛

311
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,247
‎失陪一下，我去拿…止血帶

312
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,415
‎小親親

313
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,708
‎“小親親”？

314
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,672
‎不礙事，我只是扭到背

315
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,840
‎我去幫你拿OK繃，爸

316
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,675
‎-你應該躺下來
‎-自己躺！

317
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,261
‎好，好吧

318
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,015
‎是我反應過度
‎還是我們真的有危險？

319
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,227
‎請靈界嚮導提示
‎我們是否被詛咒了？

320
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,773
‎可惡

321
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,026
‎重來

322
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:26,695
‎可惡

323
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,491
‎-你知道我家有前門
‎-對，太冒險

324
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:34,202
‎我有看手機，安卓在附近

325
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:39,041
‎慢著，鼠尾草
‎水晶、卡牌，這是怎樣？

326
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:42,127
‎我在問靈界嚮導是否有邪惡現身

327
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,004
‎看起來不妙

328
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,674
‎沒錯，我收到妳說那個盒子的簡訊
‎盒子肯定被詛咒了

329
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,176
‎是喔？你怎麼知道？

330
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,969
‎因為我把盒子給了安卓，然後…

331
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,804
‎天啊，安卓怎麼了？

332
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,183
‎他超愛，這下子他不會讓我走了

333
00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:00,353
‎已經開始了，正在發生
‎卡麥隆，我有非常不祥的預感

334
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,067
‎我們需要…

335
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,109
‎請說

336
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,362
‎…把盒子拿回來！

337
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,949
‎依內絲

338
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:15,577
‎回妳自己那邊睡啦

339
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,708
‎妳說得對，沒有詛咒

340
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,753
‎爸爸扭到背
‎八成是因為用怪姿勢做愛

341
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,463
‎妳覺得他們有上床喔？

342
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,547
‎爸爸很久都沒有伴了

343
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,508
‎所以或許這對他是好事

344
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:33,303
‎對我也是，現在爸不會花那麼多時間
‎專注在自己最愛的女兒身上

345
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,225
‎被他關心到很煩，感覺一定很棒

346
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,435
‎我只求他關心我
‎但這下子我只排在第三

347
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:43,105
‎排第四，他比較注意東尼奧叔叔
‎勝過注意妳

348
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,565
‎-他幹嘛把媽媽的圍巾給她啊？
‎-就是說啊

349
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,609
‎誰會收下死掉女人的圍巾啊？

350
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:52,280
‎除非這是很甜蜜的心意
‎象徵著非常順利的愛情

351
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,406
‎是嗎？

352
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,450
‎媽都死了

353
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,161
‎她死了

354
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,414
‎露希雅可以把圍巾拿去用

355
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,794
‎看吧？就連妳都覺得壞氣場是真的

356
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,463
‎我沒有

357
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:12,175
‎如果真有詛咒，就表示一切都有因果

358
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,928
‎如果真是那樣
‎媽媽做了什麼活該死掉？

359
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,056
‎死掉不是她活該

360
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,184
‎失去她也不是我活該

361
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,230
‎壞事就是會發生

362
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,401
‎睡覺吧

363
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,452
‎我們得要快點行動，免得來不及

364
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,830
‎免得妳爸的新女友會懷上惡魔寶寶

365
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,206
‎我們不會下地獄了

366
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,666
‎謝謝你，理性小組回來了

367
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,918
‎-怎麼態度180度大轉變了？
‎-安卓

368
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:50,630
‎他有16小時沒有打手機或傳訊息
‎創下新紀錄，比之前多了15小時半

369
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,758
‎你知道你為何沒有聽到他的消息嗎？
‎因為他八成已經死了

370
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,097
‎妳的石頭破掉了

371
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,141
‎不可能啊

372
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,811
‎這是黑曜石，用來保護的

373
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,980
‎這算是天下最堅固的水晶

374
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,149
‎不會吧，這肯定是…

375
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,318
‎-但黑魔法是無稽之談
‎-同意

376
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,527
‎嘿

377
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,657
‎你們真的是瘋了

378
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,367
‎安卓肯定是用了什麼新產品

379
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,912
‎或是自製什麼果酸換膚
‎又不想跟你說

380
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,039
‎他說他沒有做任何不尋常的事

381
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,499
‎發生這些事一定有合理的解釋

382
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,542
‎對，叫做詛咒

383
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:31,713
‎因為有個老太太突然冒出來
‎跟妳說那是詛咒，那就真的是詛咒

384
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,673
‎-或是…
‎-不給退費

385
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:37,594
‎沒這意思，我們只想要問問
‎關於我們從府上庭院拍賣買的盒子

386
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,306
‎這或許是屬於這位太太的
‎她的相片在這個盒子裡

387
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,058
‎而她在找這個盒子

388
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:46,061
‎這個女人…
‎這個女人在找那個盒子？

389
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,897
‎-她還跑到我們家
‎-好吧，你們到底要什麼？

390
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,400
‎-你們在打什麼鬼主意？
‎-沒有鬼主意，我們只是想要找到她

391
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,526
‎妳認識他嗎？

392
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,404
‎對

393
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,323
‎對，我認識

394
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,451
‎她死了

395
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,798
‎我知道我說過
‎相片裡的女子在找那個盒子

396
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,174
‎但顯然是我弄錯了

397
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:20,011
‎因為…不是我有年齡歧視
‎但老人看起來都很像

398
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:23,181
‎我們有看到她，她活著
‎妳還要怎樣才會相信？

399
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,599
‎安卓的臉！

400
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,477
‎如果那還不是地獄來的
‎我不知道什麼才是了

401
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,147
‎依內絲，支援我
‎妖魔鬼怪並不存在

402
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:32,983
‎說不上來，小蘿

403
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,694
‎感覺我們不只被詛咒，還被纏上了

404
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,612
‎那位死掉的太太要拿回盒子

405
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,155
‎妖魔鬼怪小組有三票了！

406
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,199
‎開玩笑的吧

407
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:45,537
‎你們這些日子一直求我甩掉依內絲
‎現在卻替她說話？

408
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,372
‎其實呢，或許真有詛咒

409
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,292
‎但如果真的有
‎也不是從我們發現那個盒子開始

410
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,169
‎而是從我卡在照顧妳的那天開始！

411
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,796
‎我退出

412
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,258
‎妳不能退出
‎我們得要一起努力才能破解黑魔法

413
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,802
‎既然你們三個突然變得這麼要好

414
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,555
‎顯然不需要我幫忙處理
‎這個強大的暗黑勢力

415
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,724
‎既能弄破岩石，又讓人變得膨風

416
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,726
‎等到攸關生死再打給我

417
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,856
‎（《做自己就好》）

418
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,283
‎-妳妹呢？
‎-不知道，懶得管

419
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:24,284
‎我的錢呢？

420
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,499
‎不明來電

421
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,919
‎我上次接到這種電話
‎是理查森校長打來的

422
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,173
‎好吧，那我就關掉轉接

423
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,592
‎不管是誰打來的
‎可以直接留言給妳爸

424
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:41,801
‎不行，接起來

425
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,219
‎-再加100美元
‎-20

426
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,262
‎-60
‎-50

427
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:45,972
‎好啦

428
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,224
‎你好，我是哈維耶

429
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,477
‎我明白

430
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,189
‎我明白

431
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,441
‎可以請教怎麼寫嗎？

432
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,528
‎好，謝謝

433
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:03,406
‎是誰？

434
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:08,244
‎某個汽車保固推銷員

435
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,874
‎我保證會還你錢
‎我只是需要多一點時間

436
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,378
‎不用擔心，我們扯平了

437
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,637
‎我不想跟妳說話，但非說不可

438
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,889
‎因為妳很會做在道德上有疑慮的事

439
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:31,309
‎我們需要侵入東尼奧叔叔的筆電
‎他在洗澡，沒時間解釋了

440
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,940
‎好啦，他剛才接到電話
‎後來整個人就超級怪

441
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,150
‎-他說我們不欠他錢了
‎-這樣不是很好嗎？

442
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,403
‎依內絲，有事不對勁

443
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,739
‎就像他其他的祕密一樣
‎答案就在搜尋紀錄

444
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,246
‎我們應該直接用手碰嗎？

445
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:54,082
‎-妳是擔心留下指紋？
‎-不是，是怕碰到精液

446
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,794
‎妳記得他的密碼嗎？

447
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,213
‎（密碼：BOOBIES69）

448
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,509
‎（東尼奧，BOOBIES69）

449
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,513
‎（淋巴癌、癌症種類）

450
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,683
‎很抱歉沒跟妳們說

451
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,726
‎不對，是我們抱歉，叔叔

452
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,563
‎-我不敢相信你得了癌症
‎-我沒有

453
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,900
‎-是妳們爸爸得癌症
‎-什麼？

454
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:22,986
‎那通電話是打來說妳們爸爸的事

455
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,073
‎-他知道多久了？
‎-他不知道

456
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:28,867
‎那通電話是要通知他

457
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,578
‎他生日隔天早上去醫院看背傷

458
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:32,996
‎他說他做了磁振造影

459
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,166
‎所以這是在他生日之後發生的事？

460
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,337
‎在我們送他那個盒子裡的折疊刀之後

461
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,672
‎我需要去躺一下

462
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,593
‎是我烏鴉嘴說攸關生死

463
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:47,552
‎嘿

464
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:51,514
‎這不怪妳，我們會逆轉的

465
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,766
‎但要是沒逆轉呢？

466
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,479
‎這可不是我們欠叔叔錢，事關爸爸

467
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:02,817
‎-知道爸爸為何不太去想妳嗎？
‎-拜託，依內絲，別挑現在

468
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:05,320
‎不是因為妳不是他最愛的女兒

469
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:10,658
‎-而是因為妳就是
‎-才不是，他根本不會想到我

470
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,578
‎因為他不用多想，他信任妳

471
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:17,332
‎-他知道妳什麼都能搞定
‎-這回我絕對搞不定

472
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,416
‎亂說

473
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,294
‎來吧

474
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,308
‎我很抱歉先前那樣說妳

475
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,185
‎那只是因為一時情緒上來

476
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,478
‎不對，才不是

477
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:41,606
‎妳們都覺得我很討厭
‎妳以為那是祕密嗎？

478
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:45,818
‎我或許很惹人嫌，但我可不笨

479
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:47,779
‎對不起

480
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:50,532
‎我也是

481
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:55,995
‎我對妳不只是家人的愛，葛蘿莉亞

482
00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,122
‎我也喜歡妳

483
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,586
‎所以我會給妳應得的空間

484
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,214
‎自己去交朋友

485
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:08,841
‎時候到了

486
00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:29,279
‎我有事要宣布

487
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,656
‎-妳要去哪裡？
‎-吃零食

488
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,492
‎-現在可以把她甩掉了嗎？
‎-不行

489
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,661
‎-為什麼？
‎-因為她無所畏懼

490
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,079
‎如果我們要對抗邪惡

491
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,623
‎就需要無所畏懼的人帶路

492
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,543
‎或是有可能帶頭犧牲

493
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,546
‎-所以妳信了？
‎-她信了

494
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:54,137
‎這是我們一定要逆轉的詛咒

495
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,472
‎我們一定要拯救我爸

496
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:01,644
‎-好，我有計畫
‎-聽著，我有計畫

497
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,647
‎-不是，我有計畫
‎-但我認識人…

498
00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:14,342
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