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‎-這個鬼靈越來越兇了
‎-這個訊息顯然是在威脅

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‎-我們得要歸還那個盒子
‎-你們知道最嚇人的是什麼嗎？

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‎那個鬼魂會寫反字

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‎片名：菲利瑞吉，我的青春

5
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‎我們現在不能把盒子還回去

6
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‎如果歸還盒子
‎那個鬼魂或許會放過我們

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‎或許吧，但你不覺得我們應該先確定

8
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‎再把我們唯一的談判籌碼交出去嗎？

9
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‎如果那個鬼魂能拿筆寫訊息

10
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‎就能拿刀子…

11
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‎-是她嗎？
‎-更慘

12
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‎-是萊絲莉
‎-萊絲莉是誰？

13
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‎嘿

14
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‎那是我的…

15
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‎怎麼啦，臭女生？

16
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‎我們需要去找專家諮詢
‎去找真的懂鬼魂的人

17
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‎-無意冒犯，黛咪
‎-其實我同意

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‎不是同意妳說話的方式
‎而是我依然有很多地方需要學習

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‎太好了，所以大家都同意
‎黛咪幫不上忙，所以要找誰？

20
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‎我剛上網查過

21
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‎花了大概30秒
‎就找到了本地一個叫做肉桂的女巫

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‎抖音上的那個女巫？

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‎我兩天前就推薦她了
‎妳還罵我“呆咪”

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‎不要扮演受害者，黛咪

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‎堅強的女性會以身作則

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‎她會幫狗進行驅魔儀式

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‎-我們找她就對了
‎-前提是找得到

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‎只有用私訊才能聯繫她
‎我兩天前傳了訊息給她

29
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‎我一想到那個點子就傳了
‎但她還沒有回覆我

30
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‎-那怎麼辦？枯等嗎？
‎-萬一我們沒時間等呢？

31
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‎你怎麼會在這裡？

32
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‎載你們去上學

33
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‎-對，我沒辦法載妳們
‎-你又沒載過

34
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‎我應該載妳們去上學
‎尤其像是今天這種熱浪

35
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‎在妳們爸爸的癌症完全緩解之前
‎我要挺身而出照顧妳們

36
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‎我說的我是指羅斯提

37
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‎這樣不行啦

38
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‎因為癌症有一天還可以

39
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‎但每天都有陌生人闖進我的空間？
‎這可不行

40
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‎-我喜歡用走路的
‎-我不喜歡

41
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‎我也不喜歡
‎我正在少吃碳水化合物

42
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‎我們要用走的

43
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‎羅斯提有哪裡怪怪的

44
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‎他是純粹愛黏人
‎還是他想接管我們的生活？

45
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‎-有什麼動機？
‎-找工作？

46
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‎我認真挖了挖資料…
‎其實只查到表面而已

47
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‎因為資訊不多

48
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‎他是新轉來的高三生

49
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‎沒在用社群媒體
‎所以要嘛他是心理變態

50
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‎或比我們更高一等

51
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‎是啊，真的沒有中間範圍

52
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‎我投他是心理變態
‎陌生人一概很危險

53
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‎他是陌生人嗎？我覺得我見過他

54
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‎我也是，或許他到過我家

55
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‎不是，是到過我家

56
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‎昨天和今天都有

57
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‎反正我不讓他載就對了

58
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‎我倒是想讓他來一下

59
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‎這表示你們要搭便車嗎？

60
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‎不是，我們永遠都不坐你的車！

61
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‎你想要像變態一樣跟著我們也行

62
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‎但是等你沒汽油了，損失的會是你

63
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‎-最後邀約
‎-走啦

64
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‎不是說我們！

65
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‎好啦

66
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‎嘿，肉桂和我喜歡很多一樣的樂團

67
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‎很合理，我們月亮星座一樣

68
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‎我想到了

69
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‎我們應該查出
‎肉桂再來要去看什麼表演，然後跟去

70
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‎-還要帶上盒子
‎-幹嘛要帶盒子？

71
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‎因為若要解除詛咒
‎就需要有被詛咒的物件

72
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‎基本的詛咒知識，呆呆

73
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‎真棒，我們有計畫了

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‎好耶

75
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‎我們有問題了

76
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‎不對，現在不能討論我們的事

77
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‎我早上九點前不聊沉重的主題

78
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‎我不是要說傷疤之類的

79
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‎那還要說什麼？

80
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‎是另外同等重要的事，害我壓力大

81
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‎這就是在說我還沒有準備好要說的事

82
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‎-我什麼都沒說啊
‎-妳不用說

83
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‎妳都說妳壓力大了

84
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‎我也說了
‎我現在不能討論我們的狀況

85
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‎不管妳要分享什麼事，就跟依內絲說

86
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‎跟我說什麼？小卡很煩人嗎？

87
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‎對，但不是那件事

88
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‎我一般也不會向妳吐露祕密
‎因為妳我都知道

89
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‎-妳靠不住
‎-我靠不住

90
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‎但我需要妳幫忙

91
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‎盒子不在我這裡，我不知道在哪裡

92
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‎哇塞，葛蘿莉亞一定會生氣到爆炸

93
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‎她練習屈臂吊單槓，上半身有夠壯

94
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‎而且被她拉掉的頭髮都不會長回來

95
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‎依內絲，所以我才…

96
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‎所以妳才不該告訴我
‎但既然我在這兒，我會試著幫忙

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‎妳最後看到盒子是什麼時候？

98
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‎我想想

99
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‎我們那時候都在葛蘿莉亞的房間

100
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‎葛蘿莉亞說：
‎“你們這些廢物，回家睡覺去

101
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‎我爸得癌症，這些那些的
‎我妹最棒了

102
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‎把盒子拿走，‘呆咪’”

103
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‎然後尿啊尿的

104
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‎我在刷牙
‎跟她聊我爸和那些阿呆的事

105
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‎然後突然發覺我還很餓

106
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‎所以刷到一半，我就去廚房

107
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‎打開冷凍庫找零嘴
‎但是都不厲害

108
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‎所以我拿了一根
‎不是放在冷凍庫的香蕉

109
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‎這根香蕉太熟了

110
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‎依內絲，盒子在哪裡？

111
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‎-不知道，應該被妳拿了
‎-但我沒拿

112
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‎或者是我拿的？
‎如果是我拿的，又放去哪兒了？

113
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‎這就是問題了，我姐會很想要知道

114
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‎妳不能跟她說

115
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‎我知道妳在想什麼

116
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‎-勒索
‎-勒索

117
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‎你單身嗎？

118
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‎對

119
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‎準備要玩在一起了嗎？

120
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‎你的衛生習慣怎麼樣？
‎你會刮體毛嗎？這或許太私人了

121
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‎-天啊，你真的很眼熟
‎-常有人這樣說

122
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‎或許我們在前世有一起旅遊

123
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‎下一題

124
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‎（不行）

125
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‎-她只是想看我受苦
‎-什麼？

126
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‎好，所以你喜歡用幾隻手指
‎插進你的…

127
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‎插進你的…你知道的

128
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‎我不知道

129
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‎我要走了

130
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‎你走，離開這裡，別再騷擾我朋友

131
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‎我差點忘了

132
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‎這是妳的幸運筆
‎妳叔叔說妳歷史考試需要用到

133
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‎幸運？我不需要幸運

134
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‎但我需要我的筆

135
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‎沒錯，繼續離開我的視線和生活

136
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‎好啦

137
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‎-妳知道死夠夠這個樂團嗎？
‎-知道啊，我姐很愛

138
00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:18,212
‎但她男友更是愛到爆
‎他們從不錯過任何演出

139
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‎太好了，我們今晚可以搭便車

140
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‎-今晚？
‎-他們晚上在柏樹公園有演出

141
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‎我在抖音看到肉桂說會去
‎現在妳的計畫動起來了

142
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‎好耶，好一個計畫大躍進

143
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‎妳可以慢一點嗎？

144
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‎要是燃燒太多熱量
‎我的大腿縫就會回來了

145
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‎拜託妳放鬆好嗎？

146
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‎好吧，或許我的壓力是有點大

147
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‎或是很大，用焦慮指數來說

148
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‎緊接在口乾舌燥和心悸之後

149
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‎但在腹瀉之前是幾分？

150
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‎-七分
‎-我現在是八分

151
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‎-是因為那個鬼魂嗎？
‎-不是

152
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‎是因為我們說好不要聊的事情嗎？

153
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‎小卡，你說只能問一個問題
‎所以我不會問你第二個問題

154
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‎我努力在尊重你的界線
‎除非你要我不尊重你？

155
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‎也許有一點吧，或是很多

156
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‎不知道我做了或說了什麼嚇到你
‎確實讓我很苦惱

157
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‎經妳現在這麼一提，或許我不想聊

158
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‎這件事現在排很後面
‎因為我一次只能處理一個焦慮

159
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‎我把盒子弄丟了

160
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‎妳是說那個盒子？

161
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‎完了！

162
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‎就是說啊，所以你能幫我嗎？

163
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‎你記得最後一次看到是何時嗎？

164
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‎我記得葛蘿莉亞叫妳拿盒子

165
00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:26,947
‎然後她說：
‎“你們回家吧，我要尿尿”

166
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‎我們收拾東西準備要離開
‎依內絲從廚房出來

167
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‎說到什麼香蕉的？

168
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‎我記得了，妳拿著盒子

169
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‎“她竟然叫我‘呆咪’”

170
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‎“天啊，我愛全麥餅乾”

171
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‎慢著，不是那個盒子
‎是全麥餅乾盒

172
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‎抱歉，盒子幾天後就會出現了

173
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‎我又沒有幾天可以等

174
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‎那個鬼魂會趁機殺了我們？

175
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‎對，但更緊急的是
‎那個抖音女巫喜歡死夠夠樂團

176
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‎-妳姐很愛那個樂團
‎-他們今晚有表演

177
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‎-所以妳姐可以載我們過去
‎-對

178
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‎也所以妳需要那個盒子

179
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‎葛蘿莉亞一定會生氣到爆炸
‎尤其是她上半身練得超壯

180
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‎就是說啊，但我擔心的不是這個

181
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‎我只是不想讓她失望
‎葛蘿莉亞已經承擔了太多

182
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‎加上現在又有她爸爸的事
‎我們需要減輕她的負擔

183
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‎是啊，沒錯

184
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‎再加上葛蘿莉亞從不讓我肩負責任

185
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‎還有那個臭女生不能再叫我“呆咪”

186
00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:32,763
‎（待辦事項、待買物品、餐館評論）

187
00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,348
‎（要“呆咪”帶詛咒盒）

188
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,307
‎很讚的子彈筆記

189
00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:38,060
‎你可以不要鬼鬼祟祟的嗎？
‎你侵入了我的空間

190
00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:42,648
‎慢著，你知道什麼是子彈筆記？

191
00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,984
‎-這麼熟啊？
‎-快狠準

192
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,945
‎我知道已經不流行了
‎但是把待辦清單事項一個個劃掉

193
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,071
‎讓人很有滿足感

194
00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,365
‎我完全就是衝著劃掉的滿足感

195
00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:54,076
‎介意我…可以給妳看我的…

196
00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:55,661
‎獻寶吧

197
00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,836
‎羅斯提，我沒料到你會用顏色分類

198
00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:08,048
‎我覺得這讓任務更有個性
‎和錢有關的都是綠色

199
00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:10,718
‎你該試試用繳費期限來排列帳單

200
00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,932
‎-藍色是幹嘛的？
‎-家用品

201
00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:20,185
‎紫色是東尼奧給的任務
‎顏色是他選的

202
00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:24,148
‎葛蘿莉亞的發票？那是啥？

203
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,651
‎我的上兩張發票
‎東尼奧要我都拿給妳請款

204
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,531
‎鐘點計費和油錢？

205
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,576
‎我才不付你汽油錢，你又沒開車載我

206
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:40,497
‎我或許要替很多事情負責
‎但不包括你或這些帳單

207
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:41,498
‎東尼奧！

208
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,460
‎-是妳尖叫嗎？
‎-我絕對不付這些帳單

209
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:45,836
‎妳當然要付

210
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:52,176
‎羅斯提，你感覺好眼熟

211
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,511
‎-大家都說你像誰？
‎-我？

212
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,472
‎像我自己囉

213
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,015
‎肯定就是了

214
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,850
‎說來說去，錢就是錢

215
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,144
‎所以把妳欠我的錢付給羅斯提

216
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,520
‎我又沒說同意

217
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,357
‎再說我今晚需要錢，要去後院龐克秀

218
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,652
‎-我可不開車載妳去
‎-我再說一次，我知道，你又沒車

219
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:13,155
‎我可以載妳去
‎這些表演可能很亂，妳或許需要…

220
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,616
‎…護花使者？免了，多謝，我有人了

221
00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:19,078
‎我朋友會魔咒，所以我不需要保護

222
00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,746
‎我也不需要人載

223
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,164
‎已經有人載我了

224
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,625
‎你找別人載你，我不去

225
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,920
‎達薇娜，我要妳去
‎但若妳不想去就算了！

226
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,046
‎我就是不想去

227
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,548
‎也不是因為你不要我去
‎而是因為我自己不想去

228
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,842
‎-無所謂！隨便妳愛怎樣！
‎-好啊

229
00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,595
‎免得我看到你
‎在很遜的搖滾區跳來跳去

230
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,764
‎滿頭大汗跟那些臭雞黏在一起

231
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,022
‎我走了

232
00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:56,532
‎不好了，真糟糕
‎這下沒便車坐了，我們要怎麼辦？

233
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,201
‎是不是應該就地解散，擇日繼續？

234
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,994
‎是啊，我累了

235
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,330
‎我不累，又還沒九點半

236
00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:04,498
‎我們找羅斯提載我們

237
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,874
‎不行，我們不能打給他

238
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:08,711
‎大家抱歉，起碼我已經盡力了

239
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:11,672
‎抱歉我不能開車載你們去
‎剛才實在太激烈了

240
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,590
‎沒事，大家都要回家了

241
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,261
‎別走，你們覺得我對他太嚴苛了嗎？

242
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,470
‎-不會
‎-會

243
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:21,348
‎我認為他真的很愛妳
‎今晚只是想要跟妳跳舞

244
00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:22,725
‎我才不去搖滾區

245
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:26,311
‎我也不想去看他喝個爛醉

246
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,439
‎對，我的決定沒錯，我不去

247
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,775
‎再說妳也不想照他說的做
‎這樣太便宜他了

248
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,610
‎聊的真愉快，好囉，各位朋友再見

249
00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:35,362
‎等等

250
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,407
‎我這樣反而正合他意

251
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,869
‎他想跟朋友喝酒，隨便跟女生磨蹭

252
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:44,037
‎我去的話就全都不會發生

253
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,708
‎所以我需要去
‎因為這樣會毀掉他的夜晚

254
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:52,337
‎各位，健康成熟的愛情就是這樣子

255
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:54,798
‎愛妳唷

256
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,968
‎妳總像是一面鏡子
‎讓我看到自己最好的一面

257
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,471
‎車上見

258
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,524
‎好喔，我要去毀人夜晚了
‎願和平與你們同在

259
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,778
‎黛咪，我得要稱讚妳

260
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:19,031
‎妳對付達薇娜的雙重逆向心理學
‎真是太天才了

261
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,534
‎是啊，雙重逆向心理學
‎我完全就是這個意思

262
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:26,955
‎我們現在只需要找到肉桂
‎好讓她雙重破解我們的詛咒

263
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,666
‎我還以為龐克秀會有更多現場音樂

264
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,960
‎保險絲燒斷了，很快就會繼續表演

265
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,798
‎嘿！這…你們不適合來這兒

266
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,633
‎-你們在這裡幹嘛？
‎-我們說過會來

267
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,884
‎你又在幹嘛？

268
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,846
‎我在賣酒精蘇打飲給未成年

269
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,181
‎你有聽出自己很假嗎？

270
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,141
‎我盡量不去聽

271
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,894
‎-肉桂正在直播
‎-我的小肉桂寶寶們

272
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:52,898
‎我聽說又有死夠夠樂團演出
‎我們要來瘋狂醉一場

273
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,234
‎-她一定是在屋子裡
‎-我們走

274
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,443
‎慢著

275
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,029
‎走之前我想要花點時間

276
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,324
‎花點時間來表揚黛咪
‎黛咪，多虧了妳，我們才能來到這裡

277
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,243
‎妳這次帶頭出擊，讓我非常佩服

278
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:08,831
‎-唉唷，這是大家的努力
‎-不是，是妳先找到了肉桂

279
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:11,083
‎又是妳想到要跟著她來看演出

280
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,292
‎還找到車子載我們

281
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,503
‎這些還真是我做的

282
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,338
‎那就把盒子給我吧

283
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,298
‎-現在？
‎-對，麻煩妳

284
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:21,885
‎好吧

285
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,608
‎哇塞，還有啊

286
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,788
‎不好了！

287
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,624
‎我帶錯盒子了

288
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,501
‎我媽媽在包零嘴要捐給食物傳愛

289
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,169
‎黛咪，別說了

290
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,629
‎我知道盒子不在妳那兒

291
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,047
‎-什麼？
‎-是啊

292
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:02,885
‎我上完廁所的時候
‎妳和小卡已經離開了

293
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,679
‎但我進房間
‎視線這一飄，竟然看到…

294
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:06,972
‎黛咪忘記拿盒子了

295
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,933
‎妳知道盒子在她那兒吧？

296
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,853
‎黛咪忘記拿盒子了

297
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,440
‎妳知道怎樣會很好玩嗎？

298
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,447
‎所以過去這兩天
‎妳就讓我這樣折磨自己？

299
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,074
‎妳需要更有責任感

300
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,201
‎不是每件事都活該落到我的肩上

301
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:29,786
‎好吧

302
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,831
‎妳怎麼沒有不爽？要生氣啊

303
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,125
‎不對，妳休想控制我的反應

304
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,545
‎其實我這次要站在葛蘿莉亞這一邊

305
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,548
‎妳最近對其他事都反應缺缺
‎有點討人厭

306
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:44,051
‎是你說不能追問，我是按照你指示

307
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,761
‎老是被動聽指示，從來不帶頭

308
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,722
‎-你們兩個在說什麼啊？
‎-沒事！

309
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,308
‎我們快去找那個臭女巫！

310
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,976
‎看吧？這個反應就比較好了

311
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,278
‎抱歉，我今天休假

312
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,572
‎可是我們又還沒開口

313
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,909
‎聽著，我很感激粉絲愛戴
‎但今晚不行

314
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:13,080
‎今晚我要哈草哈到昏頭
‎把所有破事全都留在搖滾區

315
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,667
‎我愛全麥餅乾

316
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,171
‎試吃換算命？

317
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,216
‎成交

318
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,762
‎看來我終究還是帶了對的盒子

319
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:29,930
‎有何需要我效勞？

320
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:34,559
‎我們買了這個被詛咒的盒子
‎結果因為這樣被詛咒

321
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,353
‎抱歉，我不處理詛咒

322
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,396
‎拜託啦

323
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,273
‎不是我不願意，是我辦不到

324
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,484
‎我不處理詛咒

325
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,821
‎聽著，我懶得管妳處不處理詛咒

326
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,740
‎但妳一定能看出什麼端倪吧

327
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,118
‎我確實在你們周遭感應到暗黑能量

328
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,577
‎那只是依內絲

329
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,288
‎不對，不是她

330
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:56,915
‎你們全都有

331
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,669
‎等等，我感應到了

332
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:15,726
‎妳的問題是
‎妳設法要修理壞掉的東西

333
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:20,313
‎但為了解決問題
‎東西要先壞了才能修

334
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,484
‎富貴險中求

335
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,988
‎不用…謝謝妳

336
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:32,200
‎不管你怎麼選擇
‎一定會是錯誤的選擇

337
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,537
‎但終究你得要選擇不去選擇

338
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,206
‎而那將會是不二的選擇

339
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,584
‎那樣才對

340
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,170
‎慢著，什麼是對的選擇？

341
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,296
‎沒錯

342
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,390
‎幹嘛？

343
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,351
‎-啥啊？
‎-結束了

344
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,188
‎-謝謝妳
‎-不客氣

345
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,231
‎-真是浪費時間
‎-慢著！

346
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:08,904
‎不要

347
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:19,206
‎你們覺得那個擁抱是什麼意思？

348
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,292
‎意思是這個計畫爛透了
‎我要去尿尿

349
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,504
‎黛咪，去找你姐，我們回家吧

350
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,219
‎妳啊

351
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,805
‎-我就知道妳會來
‎-然後呢？

352
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:39,017
‎你們離開後我又感應到了
‎我有事需要告訴妳

353
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,773
‎妳有洗手嗎？

354
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:48,026
‎一個姐妹將會拖垮另一個姐妹

355
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,240
‎酷喔…

356
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:54,991
‎謝了

357
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,539
‎有人會死掉

358
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,173
‎所以要走了嗎？

359
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,425
‎我姐正在跟她男友溫存

360
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,803
‎這會花多久時間？

361
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,264
‎好幾小時，可能要好幾小時

362
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,807
‎-東尼奧叔叔呢？
‎-不行

363
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,269
‎他要賣完才會走，顯然他賣得嚇嚇叫

364
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:26,022
‎對，無麩質、無糖
‎無碳水化合物，其實對身體很好

365
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,566
‎那我們要怎麼回家？

366
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,320
‎幹嘛？不要看我
‎這不可能只是我要解決的問題

367
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,532
‎沒人這樣說
‎我們只是看看妳有沒有什麼高見

368
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,827
‎不包含高高在上說教的那種高見

369
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,870
‎這下子妳生氣了

370
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:43,373
‎我當然很生氣，我一直都很生氣
‎我只是不想便宜妳

371
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,417
‎太好了，妳挑的時機無懈可擊

372
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,586
‎所以現在我也不會挑時機了啊？

373
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,629
‎我知道妳八成不想要聽真的回答

374
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:53,216
‎但是對，時機很糟，因為現在我很累

375
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,718
‎我只想要回家

376
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,096
‎我就是在說這個
‎怎麼每次什麼都是妳

377
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:02,142
‎那好吧，黛咪，妳要怎樣？
‎公開對彼此大吼嗎？

378
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,059
‎不是！

379
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,895
‎幫我拿盒子

380
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,105
‎我要把妳揍一頓

381
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:08,857
‎有人打架囉！

382
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,693
‎-認真，黛咪？我才不跟妳打
‎-為何不打？

383
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,154
‎-妳怕了嗎？
‎-揍她的咪咪

384
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,697
‎依內絲，閉嘴！

385
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,992
‎妳這個賤人，算妳好運，我乳頭凹陷

386
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,122
‎不行…這裡不是使用暴力的地方

387
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,209
‎你在說什麼？
‎這裡正是使用暴力的地方

388
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,170
‎搖滾區的重點是自我表現
‎而且需要雙方同意

389
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,964
‎我選擇這樣來表現自我，我同意

390
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,382
‎我也同意

391
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,842
‎對啊，讓她放手做

392
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,135
‎快點，放開她們

393
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:40,847
‎嘿…

394
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,599
‎快啊，打起來

395
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,649
‎嘿…大家冷靜點

396
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,609
‎嘿，這樣不好啦

397
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,985
‎-住手！
‎-她們雙方合意

398
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:59,032
‎嘿，你是電視影集裡
‎那個靠得住羅斯提嗎？

399
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,159
‎大家！是靠得住羅斯提耶！

400
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:02,994
‎不，是不一樣的羅斯提

401
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:05,830
‎我不會先倒下，我絕不會讓妳好過

402
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,124
‎-妳從來沒讓任何事情好過！
‎-有話好說！

403
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,001
‎快點，羅斯提，唱那首歌

404
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,172
‎唱啊！

405
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,385
‎羅斯提

406
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,845
‎羅斯提和人頭牛

407
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,306
‎人頭牛

408
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:27,727
‎他是我最好的朋友

409
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,938
‎羅斯提就是靠得住羅斯提！

410
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,315
‎那是我五歲時最愛的電視節目

411
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,525
‎我也是，你們看！

412
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,818
‎我有兩半

413
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,988
‎但和你一起才完整

414
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,282
‎羅斯提和人頭牛

415
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,825
‎人頭牛

416
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,996
‎現在是開始玩樂的時刻！

417
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,915
‎由菲利瑞吉紡織為您呈獻！

418
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,188
‎還以為妳說妳永遠不讓我載

419
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,149
‎逼不得已

420
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,445
‎你都是童星了，幹嘛幫我叔叔做事？

421
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,323
‎逼不得已

422
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,953
‎原來你把片酬都花光了

423
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:31,124
‎公視才沒給多少錢，錢都投入娃娃了

424
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,293
‎-他們還做娃娃啊？
‎-是啊

425
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,378
‎節目當時很紅

426
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,632
‎-那用你的肖像做娃娃的分紅呢？
‎-說來話長，但都沒了

427
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,970
‎我需要這份工作是幫忙照顧我阿嬤

428
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,273
‎-嘿
‎-對不起

429
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,025
‎不用道歉

430
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,403
‎對不起，我不能這樣愛給人打分數

431
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,655
‎我愛妳，快去睡覺吧

432
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,032
‎不要指揮我去做什麼

433
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,993
‎或是…繼續指揮

434
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,954
‎有這麼有責任感的朋友
‎想想有時也很不錯

435
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,458
‎是啊，有責任感的朋友很好

436
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:15,752
‎-晚安
‎-晚安

437
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:35,021
‎妳的問題是設法要修理壞掉的東西

438
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:40,568
‎但為了解決問題
‎東西要先壞了才能修

439
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,116
‎（敬邀出席亨利50歲致命生日派對）

440
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,700
‎（“他這把年紀禁不起了！”）

441
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,039
‎“瑪麗索，請妳來，我想念妳

442
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,416
‎瑪麗魯娜手書”？

443
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,460
‎但那個鬼魂是瑪麗索

444
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,338
‎瑪麗魯娜是哪位啊？

445
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:59,397
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