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♪ You know I didn't come to play
Everybody know that I won the game ♪

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♪ No time to waste ♪

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♪ I'mma serve it up
Let me give you a taste ♪

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♪ Zing, zing like sour candy ♪

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♪ Make your tongue numb
Can you handle me? ♪

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♪ Let's go
Now count it down ♪

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♪ We're going three, two, one, go ♪

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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

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-♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
-♪ I like that ♪

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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

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♪ Three, two, one, go ♪

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♪ Move it like you can't stop, mm ♪

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♪ Move it like you can't stop… ♪

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Gloria.

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♪ Move it like you can't stop, hey ♪

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♪ I said don't stop
Move it now! ♪

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-Gloria!
-♪ Move it like you can't stop, uh ♪

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-♪ I said don't stop, move it-- ♪
-Gloria.

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There's no school today.

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The negotiations with the teachers
broke down, and they went on strike.

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Family meeting in ten.

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Oh, can you get your sister up?
She's such a deep sleeper.

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The only way to wake her
is by shaking her, and she bites.

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I hear you.

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I have my own method.

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Rusty, we'll have to do it
running faster than a cheetah!

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Well, I kinda told him
that I could run faster than a cheetah.

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I see. You were frontin'.

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What is frontin', Manotaur?

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What if I told you I can eat
four chocolate cakes in ten minutes?

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I wouldn't believe you.
You're allergic to chocolate cake.

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The last time you ate it,
you died for five minutes.

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That's right!

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Frontin' is when you say something,
but the opposite is true.

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I remember that day.

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You really made
a fool of yourself, Manotaur.

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Excuse me?

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Chill, man. I'm just frontin'.

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-Oof. I used to think Rusty was so hot.
-Used to?

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Uh, we had our moment
at the Day of the Dead party,

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and it didn't happen.

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Plus, he peaked at seven.

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And I'm not sure I can get over
the visual of him riding the Manotaur.

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There's no such thing as a Manotaur.
Shouldn't it be a centaur?

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You're failing algebra,
and yet have time to look up this shit?

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Mm.

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So what's your deal?
You crushing?

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No. No, no, no, no.

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We're friends. That's all.

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And get up. Dad wants to chat.

51
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Please eat. I have some news.

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Is it the cancer?

53
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No, baby, the cancer's still at bay.

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Oh, come in!

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I was just about to tell the girls
about our trip.

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Yay! Hi, ladies!

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So, Lucia just won a landmark case.

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And to celebrate,
I'm taking her away for the weekend.

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Actually, I'm taking him

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if that's okay.

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Oh, we don't have to ask for permission.

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-Oh.
-But is that okay?

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-Totally.
-Of course.

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I hope you can get some rest
from all the sneaking around.

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Your ability to climb over a fence
in a skirt, suit, and heels, ah…

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Javi, I told you. They're smart girls.

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-We see you come and go.
-I hope you don't see too much coming!

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Holla!

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-We're not there yet, Lucia.
-You're right.

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-I felt that right after I laughed.
-It's not a biggie. You're adults.

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Consenting adult extracurricular activity

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should be performed
and enjoyed at leisure.

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-It's healthy.
-So healthy.

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So, Lucia, what's your method
of birth control?

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We're not there yet, Ines.

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Good talk! I'm pulling the plug.
As I do with my wiener.

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Tonio will be around if you need anything.

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Have fun. And remember,
intimacy is the key to good relationships.

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-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.

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Good double reverse psychology play.

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Dad's looking for opposition,
so the more we pretend to like her,

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the better chance we have
of getting her to go away.

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Okay, but what if Dad's
not actually pulling out?

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She doesn't look maternal.
They'll definitely break up over a baby.

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So, no school, no Dad.

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-Time for a party.
-No, we're not having a house party.

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But what about a fundraiser
for the teachers?

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Or a fun-raiser without the D.

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Or with it,
depending on how crazy we wanna get.

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Yes! Where have you been my whole life?

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Protecting you. We can't have a party.

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I know. I'm gonna die without ever
having had a party in this house.

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Stop! You're not gonna die.

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We're having a party.

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Yes! No take-backs, bitch!

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Memorialize it. Text the crew.

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On top of that,

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we've been paying for our own supplies.
I'm a chemistry teacher.

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Beakers and Bunsen burners.

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They're expensive and break easily.
What we need is a--

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A party!

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This just in. Teacher fun-raiser
tonight at the Salazar house!

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-Are the kids really holding a fundraiser?
-Oh, I don't think for money.

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Just for support.

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Actually, it might just be a theme.
I gotta go.

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Gloria wants me to help set up.

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I gotta dip too.
I need to pick out an outfit for Cam.

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Oh my God, Demi.
I'm so sorry I'm talking about Cam.

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It's okay. I'm so happy you're happy.

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Just don't want him to be happy.

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It breaks my heart my two favorites
are beefing. I wish you'd be friends.

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Well, thoughts and wishes
are for chumps and bitches.

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See you at the fundraiser!

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Okay, that sounded a little mad.
See you at the fundraiser!

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Bye!

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Ladies, can I get your signature?

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We support you.

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Take your time
and really hold out for what you deserve,

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even if it takes the rest of high school.

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My goal is to get drunk but not throw up,

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'cause I don't want barf breath
for my make-out sesh.

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Who are you gonna make out with?

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Hm, I don't know yet,

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but someone is definitely coming
back to my room tonight.

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Ooh, here's the contenders.

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Eddie, for obvious reasons.

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-Hm.
-Leo, 'cause he can roll his R's.

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And Carter, 'cause of his face.

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We need Jell-O.

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And alcohol.

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How we gonna get that?

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Paws off the Claw.

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Put it on our tab.

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Fine. I'll only up-sell you
the family rate. 20%.

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That's too much.
Ines, let everyone know it's a BYOB sitch.

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
You're throwing a house party?

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Then the Claw's free.

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Man, am I happy to hear
that my nieces aren't little losers.

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We're definitely still little losers,
but we're ready to be among the winners.

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And I wanna get fingered!

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Ooh, okay!

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Oh, the Claw stays.

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We're not gonna hit up that
children's theater aftershow as planned,

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so just take the night off.
Come to the party.

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Tonight will be better as a solo job,
working some fees at the door.

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Tonio, this is our party.
You can't charge kids to come in.

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I'm not going to.
You don't make money charging to enter.

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You make money charging for the bathroom.

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Free booze means full bladders.

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You know what I'm saying?

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-Oh! Oh!
-Are you kidding me?

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What's up with you and Rusty?

153
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Nothing… yet.
But what do I want to happen?

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I want him to bone my zone,
spread my tread, plunder down under.

155
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I want him to plow my flower
without the fertilizer.

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-What does Ines think?
-Nothing. I don't want her in my biz.

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Don't you think she should?
She clearly has a crush on him too.

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I thought so, but she says no.

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Well, then all signs point to clear.
Pursue him!

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Unless the curse blocks me.

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Hold up. The curse? You're not a believer.

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I'm a recent convert.

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I saw my mom at the cemetery.
We talked. It was real.

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I mean, I was a little drunk,
but it seemed real.

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You saw her. It's real!

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That's amazing, Glo.

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We gotta find Mariluna
and give the box back,

168
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because the box led us to Cinnamon,

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and those premonitions
might not be bullshit

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and probably aren't good news.

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And I'll fully admit

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I think there's a curse to reverse,
and the box is the link.

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Well, not all curses came with the box.

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Some may or may not have been
brought on years ago.

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This may come as a surprise,

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but Cam and I have been
crushing on each other.

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-I know.
-You do?

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Everyone does.

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But why isn't Cam dumping Andre
and making you his queen?

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'Cause for some reason,
he thinks I once said

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I could never be with a guy
who had been with a guy.

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-What?
-You said it.

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-No, I didn't.
-I was there.

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-Oh shit.
-Mm-hmm.

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That is so messed up.

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♪ Throw music, uh… ♪

187
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Two for pee. Four for poo-poo.

188
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But if I can smell it on the way out,
that's a buck more.

189
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I wanna touch up my makeup.

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-Ten dollars.
-Ten?

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For lying, bish!
That face has poo-poo written all over it.

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♪ It's a lie… ♪

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-I can't believe you convinced me to come.
-Relax.

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You two can be
in the same space for one night.

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Just be present and have fun.

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Jell-O shot?

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Ooh!

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-They're liquid.
-Didn't have time to Jell-O.

199
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Time to think
about the hurt they caused?

200
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-Cam, can we talk real quick?
-I'd rather not.

201
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Thanks for getting him here. Now I need
to figure out how to get him to listen.

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I may have an idea.

203
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-What's up?
-Nothing.

204
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Like, literally nothing. This party sucks.

205
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Nah, the crowd's just chill.

206
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That kid is asleep.

207
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♪ How real boys do… ♪

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I've got an idea
that'll turn this party around.

209
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Cocaine? Tell me you have cocaine.

210
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What?

211
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What do you have?

212
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Moves.

213
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We're gonna have a dance-off,
and you're my partner.

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Yeah! All right!

215
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Get it! Get it!

216
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Come on!

217
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Let's show 'em how it's done.

218
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So, what is this?

219
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It's usually called Edward 40-Hands,
but we work with what we got.

220
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These are Edward Claw-Hands.

221
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-What are the Claw hands for?
-A good time!

222
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Now shut your mouth and follow me.

223
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And don't come out
until you're friends again.

224
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This is a terrible idea.

225
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Trust me. It'll work.
I do this to my parents all the time.

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♪ Yeah, hold up, man
Wait for it ♪

227
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♪ I remember all night
I used to pray for it ♪

228
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♪ Me and 'De was on the grind
Like a skateboard ♪

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♪ We ain't even know
We was headed straight for it ♪

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♪ Hold up, got a message
Kinda rando ♪

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♪ This one for the people
From the burbs to the bando ♪

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♪ Ain't no problem big enough
That God couldn't handle ♪

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♪ Came through, can't lose
Fully loaded with the ammo ♪

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♪ So don't worry 'bout it ♪

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♪ See a hater, do the swerve
Know you heard about it ♪

236
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♪ We been puttin' in this work ♪

237
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♪ When you talk this big
And you wins this big ♪

238
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,918
♪ Everybody 'bout to know about it ♪

239
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,253
Why is no one hearing us?

240
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,879
Why is the tape so tight?

241
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,506
-Andre's a Boy Scout.
-Eagle Scout.

242
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,007
-Same diff.
-No, it's not.

243
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:17,428
It's more time, more commitment.
Have you ever seen him gut a fish?

244
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,179
It'd be easier to chew through the tape.

245
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,222
-Do it.
-I can't.

246
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,266
My teeth chip easily, and I'm a bleeder.

247
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,728
But you, on the other hand, have no heart,
so you probably don't have any blood.

248
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:26,895
You didn't say that.

249
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:30,107
Oh, like that comment you're pretending
you didn't say when we were 12?

250
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,526
-I need a drink.
-Same.

251
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,904
-Just un-tab me.
-No, not until you own what you said.

252
00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:39,366
No, I'm not gonna own what I said
just because you demand it.

253
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,786
I'll un-tab myself.
I'm not afraid to use my teeth.

254
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,372
♪ And the man look at you ♪

255
00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:47,249
♪ Out with the man
And the man wants you ♪

256
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,209
♪ If you are true ♪

257
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,256
I guess we won.

258
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,926
You wanna get some air?

259
00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,595
We're outside.

260
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,513
Right.

261
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,141
Inside's so loud.

262
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,478
Maybe we could find a way
to get away from the crowd somehow?

263
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,191
How about outside in the front?

264
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,108
Let's go!

265
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,234
I'll meet you there!

266
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,364
First, I gotta reset the pits
and wring out the panties.

267
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,825
I can't dry hump if I'm snail-trailing.

268
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,827
♪ Too bad ♪

269
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,497
♪ Too bad for Cam ♪

270
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,210
♪ He's saying, "Damn" ♪

271
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,962
♪ 'Cause he's got no Claw ♪

272
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,050
What? I'm funny, right?

273
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,344
It's all fun and games
until you have to pee.

274
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,179
Oh my God! You guys!

275
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,725
Rusty and I just won a dance-off,
and now he wants to go somewhere and talk!

276
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,687
Is he just being nice? Or could he be
as into me as I'm into him?

277
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,565
I mean, I wasn't always
sunshine and roses,

278
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,443
so maybe this is his way of making
his work environment more palatable?

279
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:57,736
Those moves!

280
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,113
We have chemistry.
Oh my God. What do I do?

281
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,323
Stop thinking.

282
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,326
Yeah, thinking always ruins the moment,
which is why I never do it. So go!

283
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,870
-Yeah, go! Go! Go get him!
-Go!

284
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:07,996
Get out there!

285
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,833
-No! Wait, Gloria!
-Wait, no! Stop! Gloria, please!

286
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,085
♪ Living it, living it, living it right… ♪

287
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,212
Which guy should I bring
back to my room to jump on?

288
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,880
Is that Mr. Price?

289
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,341
Yeah. He brought the tequila.

290
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,595
Take a mustache ride.

291
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:24,972
Ah.

292
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,183
You're good. But I need a drink.

293
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:39,862
Hey!

294
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,116
So, where's your dad?

295
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,242
Uh…

296
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,743
Shacking up with his sidepiece.

297
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:47,828
Oh.

298
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:48,871
Sorry.

299
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:53,000
Oh, don't be. I need to get over it.
My mom's been dead for ten years.

300
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,043
He's entitled to an STI and a life.

301
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,753
So are you.

302
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,797
I don't want one.

303
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,675
-You don't want more freedom?
-Yes, that I want.

304
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,510
Crabs? Not so much.

305
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,431
Wait. Why do you think
I need more of a life?

306
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:12,394
I don't mean to overstep,
but I see how you feel responsible

307
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,731
for everything and everyone
in your family, and it's a lot.

308
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,152
Speaking from experience,
you gotta carve out some time for you.

309
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,945
What do you think this is?

310
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,573
Yeah.

311
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,994
So, are you feeling the pressure
to take care of your family too?

312
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,622
It's me or nothing,
at least for my grandma.

313
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,208
My mom's got the doll money
doing whatever she's doing with it.

314
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,877
So you're on your own with your grandma.

315
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,380
I don't want her to worry,
not after all she's done for me.

316
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:44,843
Sorry.

317
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,137
Not great party talk.

318
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,307
No! I really like hearing about your life.

319
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,434
I've wanted to know more about you
for a while.

320
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,188
-You think about me?
-A little.

321
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,943
What do you think?

322
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,446
The standard "are you getting
enough sleep?" kinda stuff.

323
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,447
I don't.

324
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,367
Not with you always on my mind.

325
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,911
Come on. Shut up.

326
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,997
♪ Finally ♪

327
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,499
-Okay.
-♪ We're alone ♪

328
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,836
♪ Finally, we're alone ♪

329
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,675
♪ Finally, we're alone ♪

330
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:29,054
♪ Finally, we're alone ♪

331
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,060
-Damn!
-Um…

332
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,271
Do you wanna go somewhere more private?

333
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,495
I'm sorry you cut your tongue
opening my cans.

334
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,957
Thanks. Sorry I said that thing
when I was 12.

335
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,922
Look, I truly don't remember saying it,

336
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,507
but

337
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,343
I do remember feeling that way.

338
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,388
And I'm embarrassed.

339
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,559
And I'm so embarrassed
that I was ever that judgmental.

340
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,438
You aren't gross, Cam.

341
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:21,815
I was gross.

342
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,650
You were 12.

343
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,819
I'm so sorry.

344
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,613
I wish I could undo it.

345
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:30,657
You just did.

346
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:32,784
People can change.

347
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,537
I just needed you to own it.

348
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,500
Guys! He kissed me,
and he wants to go somewhere private.

349
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,962
Probably in here, but that would be weird
with you guys. What should I do?

350
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,255
Not be with us?

351
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,050
Oh shit! I just left him standing there.

352
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,052
I need to go tell him I'm in, right?
Right? Okay.

353
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,929
-Yeah!
-Whoo!

354
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,639
-Gloria! Wait!
-Oh yeah! No! Uh…

355
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,975
♪ Run it up and run it back… ♪

356
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,060
Rusty!

357
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,019
♪ Run it back ♪

358
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,729
Hey! No puking in here! No puking!

359
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,064
Swallow it! Swallow it!

360
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,607
Swallow it! What--

361
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,485
Ah shit.

362
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,237
♪ Run it up and run it back ♪

363
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:10,447
How's your Claw?

364
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:11,948
Not bad.

365
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,911
But I'm not sure it complements the outfit
that Andre styled for me though.

366
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,581
Boyfriend and stylist.
Wow, you won the lottery.

367
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,459
Yeah, he's perfect.

368
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,587
But I don't want perfect.

369
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:27,798
I want someone--

370
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,757
Complicated.

371
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,969
Yeah. Who's against fur,
except on old people.

372
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,679
Because old people are always cold.

373
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,767
Someone brave who bum-rushes strangers
for the greater good.

374
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,311
Bum-rushing is fun
and surprisingly effective.

375
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:46,149
Someone who can read my natal chart,
my horoscope, and the room all at once.

376
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,110
I guess it's not me.

377
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,320
I can never read a room.

378
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,698
But can't you?

379
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,201
♪ And when they droppin' off
All that drip for free ♪

380
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,745
-♪ You know you got power… ♪
-Drink this. Better for your skin.

381
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,458
Fail! Never take a red cup from anyone.
It could be roofied.

382
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:08,130
Now I feel obligated to tell you.
Never get into a windowless van.

383
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,383
Too late. Windowless van rides are fun,
especially when blindfolded.

384
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,009
Girl, you make it hard to do God's work.

385
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:17,013
And you make for an easy target,
like a windowless van victim.

386
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,810
So who's your victim tonight?

387
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,145
Who isn't?

388
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,856
I picked a target,
but the timing isn't right.

389
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:26,857
Who?

390
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,527
You'll know when you see him coming out
of my room with a smile and a wet face.

391
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,904
I'm a face licker too!

392
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:37,117
Hey! Sorry to eavesdrop.
How do I not get roofied?

393
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,661
You came to the right person.
I got some tips.

394
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,663
♪ Mami shows up
And left you with the quickness… ♪

395
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,166
Let me write 'em down. So…

396
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,335
Oh God.

397
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,268
Why is Dad writing a will?

398
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,272
♪ When they tryin' to throw
The whole damn bag at me ♪

399
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,940
♪ Oh yeah, I know I got power ♪

400
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,530
Mariluna?

401
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,958
It's the lady! With the big reward!

402
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,961
Stop! We wanna give you the box!

403
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,923
Dude, it's her!
I'm telling you! She's in here!

404
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,424
No, from the flyer, man!

405
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,176
That's my missing lady!

406
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,470
She was just here!

407
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,740
Looks like Rusty's heading
into Ines's splash zone.

408
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,622
-Which window can't close?
-Oh, the wind must have closed it.

409
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,082
Cool. Done and done.

410
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:17,259
Actually, I have a kink in my neck.
Would you mind giving it a rub?

411
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,718
Uh…

412
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:20,720
Sure?

413
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:24,766
Oh.

414
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,647
It's actually on the front.

415
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,948
-I feel like I'm choking you.
-Then stop.

416
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,326
-Maybe a kiss would help instead.
-I--

417
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:47,122
Don't be such a gentleman.
It's okay. I consent.

418
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,124
Um, sorry, I don't.

419
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,296
If this is about those other guys tonight,
I was just trying to make you jealous.

420
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,880
Look, I'm really flattered, but--

421
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,383
But what? Is this about your job?

422
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,885
-'Cause I'm sure it's not a--
-I like Gloria.

423
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,555
-Gloria Del Real?
-No.

424
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,558
Gloria, your sister.

425
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:12,230
-I'm sorry if this makes you feel weird--
-Me feel weird? No.

426
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,898
You should feel weird.

427
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,026
-You're the one who'll get crushed.
-What do you mean?

428
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,736
Rusty,

429
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,738
Gloria's not into you.

430
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,615
She likes the idea
that you used to be famous.

431
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:26,202
But she talks about how pathetic you are
now that you work for our uncle.

432
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,455
-Wait, she said that?
-All the time.

433
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,874
She says you peaked at seven.

434
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:47,766
So what are you saying?

435
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,187
-You know what I'm saying.
-Yeah, but I want you to say it.

436
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,521
I'm not gonna say it.

437
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,107
Let me show you.

438
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,405
♪ Say you let go ♪

439
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,158
Cam! How could you?

440
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:09,537
Oh my Andre. Is Demi the scar?

441
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,877
I was pouring
my heart out to you, and this whole time

442
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,422
you were drinking my blood
and using it for fuel to steal my man?

443
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:22,592
How dare you screw Cam up?
I am done with the both of you.

444
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:26,221
-We didn't mean for this to happen.
-You are off the podcast.

445
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,571
Oh shit! What are you doing home?

446
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,199
I think I get
to ask the questions, Gloria.

447
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,158
Mm…

448
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,790
Ines! You have to help clean up.

449
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,004
Dad said we have to have
everything cleaned up

450
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,715
before we go to bed,
and I'm tired, so get up.

451
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,345
-What happened?
-Just…

452
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:09,180
Go away!

453
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,808
-I'm not gonna go away.
-I don't wanna talk about it.

454
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:17,814
What are you doing?

455
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,942
You don't have to talk,
but I'm gonna be here if you ever want to.

456
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,159
I know I said I didn't like Rusty,
but I do.

457
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,495
Or I did.

458
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,039
But none of that matters now because…

459
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:37,959
there's someone else.

460
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,006
Ines, I'm so sorry.

461
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,758
Yeah, I'm sorry too.

462
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,844
I'm sorry that he likes…

463
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,598
that girl from his old school.

464
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:55,810
His old school?

465
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,854
He said they're talking about
getting back together

466
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,773
and flirted with me
as if his heart wasn't somewhere else.

467
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,358
He has a girlfriend?

468
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:04,819
Basically.

469
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:08,364
Screw him.

470
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:09,866
He's a piece of shit,

471
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,243
and he doesn't deserve
an amazing girl like…

472
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:14,913
like you.

473
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,776
It's time to reverse your damn curse.

474
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:46,319
Where you at, bitch?

475
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:51,032
♪ Ding, I got the message clear ♪

476
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:54,452
♪ There's been a sudden change
In the atmosphere ♪

477
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:58,456
♪ Now these dirt roads
Have changed to stone ♪

478
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:02,835
♪ And the hole in my heart
Is now filled with gold ♪

479
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:06,089
♪ True maybe ♪

480
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,049
♪ You've done you're share of wrong ♪

481
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,677
♪ And left some angels
With a broken heart ♪

482
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,804
♪ Come what may ♪

483
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,973
♪ I'm standing with you ♪

484
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:18,226
♪ You are my one and only ♪

485
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:22,772
-♪ You make my gray sky blue ♪
-♪ Standing with you ♪

486
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,150
♪ I could be lost and lonely ♪

487
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:29,988
♪ In the worst place, I found you ♪

488
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:33,199
♪ You, baby ♪

489
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:37,245
♪ Will be tried and tested and true ♪

490
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,999
♪ Judged for all that you do ♪

491
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♪ Take a mirror to your heart ♪

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♪ I can't help you ♪