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‎（待辦清單
‎1. 找到瑪麗魯娜歸還盒子）

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‎（重賞：尋找這名女子
‎但比照片老很多）

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‎（2. 保住依內絲的小命）

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‎（3. 服用益生菌）

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‎（4. “騎在羅斯提臉上”行動）

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‎葛蘿莉亞

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‎葛蘿莉亞！

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‎葛蘿莉亞

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‎今天不用上學

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‎和老師的協商破局，他們今天罷工

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‎十分鐘後要開家庭會議

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‎對了，可以叫妳妹妹起床嗎？
‎她睡得很熟

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‎只有用搖的才能叫醒她
‎但她會咬人

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‎收到

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‎我自有辦法

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‎羅斯提，我們得要跑得比獵豹快

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‎我好像跟他說我可以跑得比獵豹快

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‎原來如此，你虛張聲勢

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‎什麼是虛張聲勢啊，人頭牛？

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‎如果我跟你說我十分鐘
‎可以吃完四個巧克力蛋糕呢？

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‎我不會相信，你對巧克力蛋糕過敏

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‎上回你吃到，死了五分鐘

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‎沒錯

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‎虛張聲勢就是你說了某件事
‎但反過來才是真的

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‎我還記得那一天
‎你真的讓自己出了洋相，人頭牛

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‎你說什麼？

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‎別激動，我只在虛張聲勢

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‎-唉唷，我以前還覺得羅斯提超帥的
‎-以前？

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‎我們在亡靈節派對有擦出火花

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‎但什麼都沒發生
‎再加上七歲就是他的顛峰了

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‎而且我不確定自己看得開
‎他騎人頭牛的模樣

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‎再說根本沒有人頭牛
‎不是人頭馬才對嗎？

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‎妳代數都快被當了
‎還有時間查這個爛東西？

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‎所以妳是怎樣？妳煞到他了？

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‎沒有…

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‎我們是朋友，如此而已

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‎快點起床，爸爸要聊天

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‎片名：菲利瑞吉，我的青春

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‎請享用，我有事要說

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‎是癌症的事嗎？

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‎不是，寶貝，癌症還在控制中

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‎請進！

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‎我正要跟她們說我們要去旅行

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‎好耶，兩位好啊

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‎露希雅剛贏得了大案子

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‎而為了慶祝，我週末要帶她出去玩

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‎其實是我帶他去玩

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‎如果可以的話啦

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‎我們不用問她們允許

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‎但可以去嗎？

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‎-完全可以
‎-當然囉

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‎妳之前偷偷摸摸，正好可以休息

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‎妳穿裙子、套裝和高跟鞋
‎爬圍籬的能力…

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‎哈維，我就說她們很聰明吧

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‎我們有看到妳進進出出

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‎希望妳們沒看到太多進出

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‎哈囉

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‎不要裝熟喔，露希雅

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‎對，我一笑就感覺到了

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‎沒啥大不了的，你們是大人

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‎合意進行成人的課外活動
‎閒暇時理當用來享受

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‎-這很健康
‎-非常健康

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‎露希雅，那妳都怎麼避孕呢？

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‎不要裝熟，依內絲

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‎聊得很愉快，我要喊停了
‎我的小弟弟也是

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‎有需要的話東尼奧會在

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‎玩得愉快，要記得
‎親密是良好關係的關鍵

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‎好喔

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‎超棒的雙重逆向心理學

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‎爸爸預期我們會反對
‎所以我們越是假裝喜歡她

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‎我們就越有機會把她弄走

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‎好，但如果爸爸沒有真的要抽腿呢？

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‎她看起來不像當媽的料
‎他們一定會因為生寶寶而分手

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‎所以不用上學，老爸又不在家

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‎-派對時間到
‎-不行，我們不能在家裡開派對

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‎但如果是幫老師募款呢？

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‎或是少了募款的玩樂派對

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‎或是募款加玩樂
‎看我們想要玩得多瘋

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‎就是啊，那妳以前都在幹嘛？

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‎保護妳啊，我們不能開派對

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‎我知道
‎我到死都不能在這個家開派對

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‎別說了！妳不會死

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‎我們就來開派對

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‎好耶！不許反悔唷

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‎難忘這一天，傳訊跟大家說

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‎（5. 幫依內絲辦這輩子最棒的派對
‎以免她死掉）

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‎(支持菲利瑞吉教職人員！
‎拿蘋果活不了）

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‎除此之外，我們要自己出錢買教具

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‎我是化學老師
‎要自費買燒杯和本生燈

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‎價錢昂貴又很易碎，我們需要…

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‎派對！

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‎最新消息，今晚在薩拉沙家
‎要舉辦幫老師募款的聚會

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‎學生真的要舉辦募款嗎？

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‎應該不是錢，而是表達支持

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‎又或許只是主題，我得走了

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‎葛蘿莉亞要我幫忙布置

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‎我也得閃人了
‎我需要幫小卡挑選行頭

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‎天啊，黛咪，抱歉我提到小卡

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‎沒關係，我很高興你很開心

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‎只是我不要他開心

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‎我最愛的兩個人在吵架
‎很讓我心碎

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‎但願你們能再做朋友

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‎只有弱者才需要安慰

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‎募款會再見啦！

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‎好吧，剛剛聽來有點生氣
‎募款會再見囉

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‎再見！

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‎兩位可以簽名嗎？

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‎我們支持你們

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‎慢慢來，當之無愧的東西
‎撐久就有了

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‎即使要花光剩下的高中歲月

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‎我的目標是喝醉但不至於醉到吐

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‎因為我不要跟人溫存時
‎有吐過的口氣

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‎妳要跟誰溫存？

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‎還不知道
‎但今晚肯定有人會進我的房間

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‎可能人選如下

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‎艾迪，理由很明顯

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‎里歐，因為他舌頭靈活

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‎還有卡特，因為他的帥臉

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‎我們需要果凍

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‎還有酒

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‎我們要怎麼買酒？

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‎（酒精蘇打飲）

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‎把手拿開

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‎記在我們的帳上

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‎好啊，親情價，多20%就好

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‎太多了啦
‎依內絲，通知大家要自己帶酒來

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‎慢著…這是要在家裡開派對？

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‎那我免費供應

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‎天啊，真高興聽到
‎我的姪女不是小窩囊廢

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‎我們肯定還是小窩囊廢

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‎但我們準備要進入贏家的行列了

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‎而我要享受指交

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‎好喔

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‎這個留在家裡就好

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‎今天去兒童劇院慶功宴的快閃取消

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‎所以晚上你放假，一起來派對吧

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‎今晚我自己處理比較好，收取門票

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‎東尼奧，這是我們的派對
‎你不能收入場費

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‎我沒這打算，收入場費賺不了錢

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‎上廁所收費才能賺到錢

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‎免費的酒表示膀胱滿滿
‎懂我意思嗎？

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‎開玩笑的吧？

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‎妳和羅斯提怎麼了？

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‎沒什麼…時候未到

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‎但我想要和他怎樣呢？

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‎我要他頂得我爽歪歪
‎撥開外衣，向下探索

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‎我要他不用肥料，直接犁起我的花朵

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‎-依內絲怎麼想？
‎-沒怎麼想，我不要她礙事

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‎不是應該讓她知道嗎？
‎她顯然也在暗戀羅斯提

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‎我本來也以為，但她說沒有

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‎那所有跡象都顯示，用力去追他吧

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‎除非詛咒阻擋我

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‎慢著，詛咒？妳又不信

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‎我最近改信了

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‎我在墓園看到我媽
‎我們還有對話，是真的

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‎我那時有點醉，但感覺很像是真的

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‎妳都看到她了，是真的

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‎太厲害了，小蘿

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‎我們得要找到瑪麗魯娜
‎把盒子還給她

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‎因為盒子帶我們找到肉桂

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‎她的預言或許不是胡扯

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‎八成也不是好消息

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‎我現在完全承認我覺得有詛咒要逆轉
‎而那個盒子就是連結

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‎詛咒不都是跟著盒子來的

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‎有些說不定多年前就已經下咒了

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‎妳聽了或許會很意外

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‎但小卡和我一直暗戀著彼此

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‎-我知道
‎-妳知道？

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‎大家都知道

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‎但小卡怎麼沒甩掉安卓
‎讓妳當他的女王？

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‎因為不知道為什麼，他認為我說過

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‎我絕不能和一個
‎跟男生在一起過的男生交往

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‎-幹嘛？
‎-妳有說

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‎-我才沒有
‎-我在場

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‎完了

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‎這真是胡搞瞎搞

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‎小號兩美元，大號四美元

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‎但出來時若我聞得到臭味
‎就要再加收一美元

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‎我只是要補妝

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‎-十美元
‎-十美元？

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‎因為妳詐欺啊
‎整張臉都是化出來的

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‎-你竟然說服我過來
‎-放輕鬆

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‎才一個晚上
‎你們兩個可以同處一個空間啦

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‎只管活在當下，好好玩一場

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‎來點一口果凍？

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‎-噁唷，好水喔
‎-果凍來不及定型

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‎那來得及思考造成的傷害嗎？

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‎-小卡，可以聊一下嗎？
‎-還是算了

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‎多謝你帶他過來

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‎我現在只需要想辦法讓他聽我說話

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00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,014
‎我或許有點子

192
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,727
‎-怎麼啦？
‎-沒事

193
00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,271
‎是真的沒事，這場派對好爛

194
00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,024
‎沒啦，大家只是在放鬆

195
00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,442
‎那小子都睡著了

196
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,820
‎我想到一個點子能讓派對活起來

197
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,239
‎古柯鹼？快說你有古柯鹼

198
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:33,198
‎什麼啊？

199
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,451
‎那你有什麼？

200
00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,286
‎舞步

201
00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:41,040
‎我們要來尬舞，而妳是我的舞伴

202
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,672
‎好喔，帥喔

203
00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,132
‎跳起來…

204
00:09:58,557 --> 00:09:59,433
‎來啊

205
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,977
‎來讓他們見識一下

206
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,454
‎所以這是什麼？

207
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,290
‎這通常叫做“雙手抱大酒”
‎但我們只能將就

208
00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:24,958
‎這叫做“雙手綁小罐”

209
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,835
‎-幹嘛用的？
‎-玩樂用的囉

210
00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,088
‎閉上嘴巴跟著我

211
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,676
‎等你們又是朋友了才能出來

212
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:34,968
‎這真是餿主意

213
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,721
‎相信我，一定管用
‎我常對我爸媽用這招

214
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,253
‎為何沒人聽得到我們？

215
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,879
‎為什麼膠帶這麼緊？

216
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,506
‎-安卓是童子軍
‎-鷹級童軍

217
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,007
‎-還不一樣？
‎-沒有，不一樣

218
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:17,428
‎那要花更多時間投入
‎你看過他清除魚內臟嗎？

219
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,179
‎把膠帶咬破就方便多了

220
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,222
‎-那咬啊
‎-我沒辦法

221
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,266
‎我的牙齒很容易裂，我又很會流血

222
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,728
‎但反觀妳沒心沒肝，八成也沒血沒淚

223
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:26,937
‎我會假裝沒聽到

224
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,107
‎就像是妳12歲那時
‎假裝沒說的那句話嗎？

225
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,526
‎-我需要喝一杯
‎-我也是

226
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,904
‎-幫我鬆開膠帶
‎-不要，妳先承認妳說過的話

227
00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:39,366
‎不要，我才不要因為你要求
‎我就承認我說過什麼

228
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,786
‎我自己鬆開膠帶，我不怕用牙齒

229
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,256
‎我猜我們贏了

230
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:57,926
‎妳想透透氣嗎？

231
00:11:58,761 --> 00:11:59,595
‎我們在戶外耶

232
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,513
‎對耶

233
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,141
‎室內好吵

234
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,478
‎還是我們可以找個方法遠離人群？

235
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:12,191
‎要不要去前院外頭？

236
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,108
‎我們走

237
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,401
‎我再去找你

238
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,364
‎我先得讓腋下恢復清香，再換條內褲

239
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,825
‎騎在人家臉上，內褲可不能髒髒的

240
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,827
‎好可憐

241
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,497
‎小卡好可憐

242
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,210
‎他只能鬼叫

243
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,962
‎因為醉不了

244
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,050
‎幹嘛？我很搞笑吧？

245
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,469
‎等到妳尿急就笑不出來了

246
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,179
‎天啊，我跟你們說

247
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,725
‎羅斯提和我剛才尬舞贏了
‎他現在要約我去聊天

248
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,687
‎他只是好心嗎？
‎他可能像我對他那樣迷戀我嗎？

249
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,565
‎我不總是那樣陽光燦爛

250
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,443
‎所以或許他這樣做
‎是為了讓工作環境更友善？

251
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:57,736
‎剛才那些舞步

252
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,113
‎我們彼此有火花
‎我的天啊，我要怎麼辦？

253
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,323
‎不要再想了

254
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,326
‎對，想太多總是會毀掉當下
‎所以我從來不去想，快去吧

255
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,870
‎-快去…
‎-對，快去，把他追到手

256
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:07,996
‎好好爽一場！

257
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,833
‎-不對，等等！
‎-等等，拜託妳回來！

258
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,212
‎我該帶哪個男生回房間爽一下呢？

259
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,880
‎那是普萊斯老師嗎？

260
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,341
‎是啊，他帶了龍舌蘭過來

261
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,637
‎找那個有鬍子的爽一波

262
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,183
‎很香，但我需要喝一杯

263
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:39,862
‎嘿

264
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,116
‎所以伯父呢？

265
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,743
‎正和他的新歡搞在一起

266
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:48,954
‎抱歉

267
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,041
‎不用，我需要看開這件事
‎我媽過世都十年了

268
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,043
‎他有權利得性病、過自己的生活

269
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:56,753
‎妳也是啊

270
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,964
‎我不想要

271
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,675
‎-妳不想要更多自由？
‎-對，我想要那個

272
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,510
‎陰蝨呢？就沒那麼想要了

273
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,431
‎慢著，為何你覺得
‎我的生活需要更多自由？

274
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,394
‎我不是故意偷聽
‎但我知道妳對於這個家

275
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,731
‎覺得每件事和每個人都是妳的責任

276
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,152
‎我這是經驗談
‎妳得要挪出時間給自己

277
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,945
‎那你覺得這場派對是什麼？

278
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,573
‎是啦

279
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,994
‎所以你照顧家人也很有壓力嗎？

280
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,622
‎少了我就什麼都沒了
‎起碼對我阿嬤是這樣

281
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,208
‎我媽把娃娃的錢，不知花去哪了

282
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,877
‎所以你和你的阿嬤相依為命

283
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,380
‎她為我付出了那麼多，我不要她擔心

284
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:44,843
‎抱歉

285
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,137
‎這不是派對的好話題

286
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,307
‎不會啦，我很想多聽聽你的生活

287
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,018
‎我想更了解你已經好一陣子了

288
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,188
‎-妳會想到我啊？
‎-一點點

289
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,943
‎妳都想些什麼？

290
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,446
‎就是標準的你有沒有睡飽那一類的

291
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,447
‎我沒睡飽

292
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,367
‎因為滿腦子都是妳

293
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,911
‎少來，別說了

294
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:14,915
‎好

295
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,479
‎妳想要去更隱密的地方嗎？

296
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,495
‎抱歉妳幫我開罐子，割到了舌頭

297
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,205
‎謝了

298
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,957
‎抱歉我12歲那時說了那句話

299
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,922
‎我真的不記得自己說過

300
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,507
‎可是…

301
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,343
‎我確實記得有那種感覺

302
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,388
‎我也覺得很丟臉

303
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,559
‎很丟臉自己以前會那樣打分數

304
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,438
‎你不噁心，小卡

305
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:21,815
‎是我噁心

306
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,650
‎那時妳才12歲

307
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,819
‎我真的很抱歉

308
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,613
‎但願我能收回那句話

309
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:30,657
‎妳已經收回了

310
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,368
‎人是可以改變的

311
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,121
‎我只是需要妳承認

312
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,500
‎兩位，他剛才吻了我
‎現在又約我去隱密的地方

313
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,962
‎八成是在這間房
‎但有你們在會怪怪的，我該怎麼做？

314
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,255
‎不要有我們在？

315
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,050
‎討厭，我把他晾在那兒

316
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,052
‎我需要去跟他說我答應，對吧？好

317
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,094
‎好耶

318
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,639
‎-葛蘿莉亞，等等！
‎-別走…

319
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,060
‎羅斯提！

320
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,729
‎嘿！不許吐在這裡！

321
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,482
‎吞下去…

322
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,485
‎討厭

323
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:10,447
‎好喝嗎？

324
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:11,948
‎還不壞

325
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,911
‎但不確定手上黏了這個
‎對安卓幫我設計的行頭是加分

326
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,581
‎男友兼造型設計師
‎你根本是中樂透了

327
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,459
‎是啊，他很完美

328
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,587
‎但我不要完美

329
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:27,798
‎我要某個…

330
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,757
‎很複雜的人

331
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:33,053
‎對，討厭毛皮，老人穿除外

332
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,679
‎因為老人動不動就會冷

333
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,767
‎為了大我而敢於突襲陌生人的人

334
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,311
‎突襲很好玩，也意外很有效果

335
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:46,149
‎那個能包辦解析我的命盤、星座
‎和懂得察言觀色的人

336
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,110
‎我猜那不是我了

337
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,320
‎我從來不會察言觀色

338
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,698
‎妳真的不會嗎？

339
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,745
‎喝這個，對皮膚很好

340
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,458
‎失敗！切忌拿別人給的紅杯子
‎可能有被下藥

341
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,130
‎這下子我有義務要告訴妳
‎千萬不要進沒有車窗的廂型車

342
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,383
‎太晚了，坐沒車窗的廂型車很好玩
‎尤其是眼睛還被矇著

343
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,009
‎妳這樣讓老天爺很難做事耶

344
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:17,013
‎而你是很容易下手的目標
‎像是沒車窗廂型車的受害者

345
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,810
‎所以妳今晚的受害者是誰？

346
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:25,897
‎誰不是呢？我選了目標，但時機不對

347
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:26,940
‎誰？

348
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,610
‎等你看到他笑開懷
‎滿臉濕濕走出我房間就知道了

349
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,904
‎我也很愛舔臉耶

350
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:37,117
‎嘿！抱歉不小心聽到
‎我要怎麼避免被人下藥？

351
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,120
‎你問對人了，我有一些訣竅

352
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,166
‎我寫給你

353
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,335
‎天啊

354
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,054
‎（壽險）

355
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,349
‎（我的遺囑）

356
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,268
‎爸爸幹嘛寫遺囑？

357
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,530
‎瑪麗魯娜？

358
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,958
‎是那個女士！重金懸賞！

359
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,544
‎站住，我們要給妳盒子！

360
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,923
‎老兄，是她！我說真的，她在這裡！

361
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,424
‎不是…是傳單上那個

362
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,176
‎那是我的失蹤女士！

363
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,595
‎她剛才還在

364
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,722
‎（找到人了
‎在派對上看到失蹤女士了）

365
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,641
‎（我的賞金呢？找到她了！）

366
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,309
‎（賞金呢？找到她了
‎她在這裡）

367
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,740
‎看來羅斯提要進入依內絲的潮吹區了

368
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,995
‎是哪扇窗子不能關？

369
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,622
‎一定是被風吹到關上了

370
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,082
‎酷喔，那就解決了

371
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:17,259
‎其實我脖子怪怪的
‎介意幫我按摩一下嗎？

372
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,718
‎那個…

373
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:20,720
‎當然好

374
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,647
‎其實是在前面

375
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,948
‎-我感覺這樣會把妳掐死
‎-那就停下來

376
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,326
‎-或許接吻會有用
‎-我…

377
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:47,122
‎別那麼紳士嘛，沒關係，我同意

378
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,124
‎抱歉，我不同意

379
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,296
‎如果是因為今晚另外那些男生
‎我那樣子是為了讓你吃醋

380
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,922
‎呃…我受寵若驚，但是…

381
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,383
‎但是什麼？是因為你的工作嗎？

382
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,885
‎-因為我確定那不是…
‎-我喜歡葛蘿莉亞

383
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,555
‎-葛蘿莉亞戴瑞爾？
‎-不是

384
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,558
‎妳姐姐葛蘿莉亞

385
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:12,230
‎-抱歉害妳覺得怪…
‎-我覺得怪？不會

386
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,066
‎你才應該覺得怪
‎傷心斷腸的人會是你

387
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,026
‎什麼意思？

388
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,738
‎羅斯提，葛蘿莉亞對你沒有意思

389
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,615
‎她是喜歡你以前很有名

390
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:26,202
‎但她也說你現在
‎淪落到替我們叔叔工作，真的很可悲

391
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,455
‎-等等，她這樣說？
‎-動不動就說

392
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,874
‎她說七歲就是你的人生顛峰

393
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,766
‎所以你說呢？

394
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,435
‎-妳知道我要說什麼
‎-對

395
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,187
‎但我要聽你說

396
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,521
‎我才不說

397
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,107
‎我做給妳看

398
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,158
‎小卡！你怎麼可以？

399
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:09,537
‎安卓我的天，黛咪是你的傷疤？

400
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,877
‎虧我這陣子還對妳掏心掏肺

401
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,422
‎妳吃乾抹淨，還偷走我的男人？

402
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:22,592
‎妳竟敢玩弄小卡！
‎我跟你們兩個玩完了

403
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:26,221
‎-我們不是故意要變成這樣
‎-妳不用來上我的播客了

404
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,571
‎糟糕，你怎麼回來了？

405
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,199
‎我想是我問問題才對，葛蘿莉亞

406
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,790
‎依內絲，妳得要幫忙收拾

407
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,839
‎爸爸說我們得要把家裡整理乾淨
‎才能上床睡覺

408
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,715
‎我好累，所以妳給我起來

409
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,636
‎怎麼了？

410
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,097
‎妳…走開啦

411
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,808
‎-我不走開
‎-我不想聊這件事

412
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:17,814
‎妳幹嘛啦？

413
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,942
‎妳不用說話
‎但如果妳想說，我都在這裡

414
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:29,159
‎我知道我說我不喜歡羅斯提
‎但我喜歡他

415
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,495
‎或說喜歡過他

416
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,956
‎但那些都不重要了，因為…

417
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:37,959
‎他有別人了

418
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,006
‎依內絲，我真的很抱歉

419
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:45,758
‎是啊，我也很抱歉

420
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:47,844
‎我很抱歉他喜歡…

421
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,598
‎以前學校的那個女生

422
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:55,810
‎他以前的學校？

423
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,812
‎說他們討論要復合

424
00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,773
‎還跟我打情罵俏
‎活像他的心不在別人那兒

425
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,358
‎他有女友？

426
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:04,819
‎基本上是

427
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:08,364
‎去他的

428
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:09,866
‎他是廢渣

429
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,243
‎他配不上好比妳…

430
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:14,913
‎這樣棒的女生

431
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:46,319
‎要來逆轉該死的詛咒了
‎妳在哪裡，賤人？

432
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:46,004
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