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[pop music playing]

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[woman vocalizing]

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[man] ♪ Have you ever found it? ♪

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♪ Have you really found love? ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Do you ever doubt it? ♪

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-♪ Or are you floating so high? ♪
-You okay?

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-♪ In the sky ♪
-And we're back.

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♪ See, I had stopped thinking about it ♪

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♪ About it ♪

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♪ A million faces on the ground ♪

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-♪ Now all you do is hate me… ♪
-[phone beeps]

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[Demi] Holy shit!

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Andre's live streaming
It's a Brand New Dre. Do we listen?

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Eh, okay.

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Hello, Dre-niacs, and welcome to a special
Sunday edition of It's a Brand New Dre

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with your host, me, Dre.

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As you all know,

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this podcast is usually
about self-love and self-care,

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but sometimes trauma runs so deep

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that all the self-help in the world
can't fix it.

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I recently discovered my boyfriend
and my best girlfriend,

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they were having an affair behind my back.

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[recorded track] Oh!

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[both] Shit!

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I caught them mouth-to-mouth,
and she did not need resuscitating.

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I'll pause for gasps.

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Betrayers, they're worse than murderers.

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-Even worse than dog murderers…
-[recorded dog whimper]

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…because at least their victims
are out of their misery.

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You think you know
who your friends and lovers are

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until they sever your emotional dick
and stab you.

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And there's no coming back from that.

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I'm sorry. Is that too far?

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[sobbing] I can't tell anymore
because I'm broken.

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But seriously, I mean,

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what type of person would wanna
hurt someone that loves them?

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So what do you do?

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Usually, I say be the bigger person,

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turn the other cheek.

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But there are those rare times
where forgiveness isn't enough,

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when the pain is too deep.

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In those deeply painful times,

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you just need
to call those assholes out by name.

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Fuck you, Cam and Demi!

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[theme music plays]

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We're out of toilet paper,
and you should probably do the laundry,

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specifically a T-shirt of yours

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that may or may not
have been used as toilet paper.

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Oh!

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Is that Hermès?

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Hand-rolled edges?
Oh, the print is perfect.

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Mm.

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Copywritten? Wait, this is real!
Where did you get this?

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Have you been hooking? JK!

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But seriously, you shouldn't steal.

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So she's rich. Where do you think
someone who owns this lives?

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[Tonio] Hm…

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Mm. I'm getting coastal vibes.

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Oh.

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Or I'm smelling
a hint of Kardashian Calabasas.

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Mm. No! I'm smelling,

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mm, saggy balls,
tennis court, Beverly Hills.

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[sighs] Oh!

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Is that Chanel N°5?

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No.

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[sniffs]

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-Chanel N°10, so she's double rich.
-Oh.

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Oh, money. Mm.

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Bel Air, Holmby Hills?

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Hey, don't forget to tell Rusty
to add TP to the grocery list.

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Wait. What's your stance on revenge?

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I'm all for it,
unless it's about your T-shirt.

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Nope.

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Then, yeah, I'm all for it.

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-Ah!
-[speaks Spanish] Ow!

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[school bell rings]

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Ugh, not here.

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Sorry. PDA now just feels
like publicly disrespecting Andre.

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Don't let what he said
on the show get to you.

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[sighs] I'm the other woman,
and now the whole school knows.

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You're the only woman.

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This is why
I didn't wanna break up with him,

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because I knew that he'd react like this.

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What we did to him was traumatizing.

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What if he could never open up his heart
to anyone again?

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He was traumatized
when skinny jeans went out of style.

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-So I think he's gonna be okay.
-[scoffs]

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He said he was broken.

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Okay, look. Neither one of us wanted to
hurt Andre, but what happened, happened.

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And we can't change that
or control how he feels about it.

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All we can do is try to move past it
and focus on us.

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Demi, this is finally
our chance to be together.

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-Oh!
-[girl] Home-wrecker!

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What home?

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[Gloria] Revenge!

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Ow! Gloria, what the hell?
Why did you just hit me in the face?

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Oh, sorry. I was aiming for your nuts!

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How if I'm sitting down?

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-It doesn't matter!
-Okay?

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Not okay! How dare you blow off my sister?

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Wait, why are you mad?
You want me to be into your sister?

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Oh, why not?
You're into everyone else! A whore!

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Gloria, stop! You're acting crazy!

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I'll show you crazy!

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C-R-A-Z-Y!

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Okay, Gloria, come on.
You're not actually gonna punch--

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[laughs]

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Heard you got luncha-bullied!

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-Hey! Gloria's in a fight!
-Gloria's in a fight?

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[kids clamoring]

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What? But Ines is right here.

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-[cheering]
-[Gloria grunting]

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Hey. Hey, stop that! Stop it!

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[principal] Gloria,

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I have no words.

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Good. Then let's have this convo tomorrow,

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after my retrial
for the bent arm hang record.

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No.

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-[door opens]
-Can I help you?

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I-- I'm here for my daughter, Gloria.

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Oh, I was expecting your partner.

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-My partner?
-[principal] I'm sorry.

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I mean, your husband, Javier?

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I'm Javier.

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That must get confusing in your house.

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Well, anyway, as you know,
this is Gloria's last strike.

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When was her first strike?

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First, the party, now this? I don't know
what's going on with you, Glo.

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[whistling]

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Tonio!

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Javier?

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[chuckles] Oh no!

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-This isn't my dentist's office.
-I don't know who I'm more upset with.

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My short-tempered daughter
or my dumbass brother.

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You impersonated me?

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It wasn't really an impersonation
as much as an original interpretation.

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And also, I never knew you'd find out.

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Why couldn't you
keep your fists to yourself?

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I might have to pay workers' comp.

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Don't come at me. Why wasn't
the home phone routed to your cell?

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-What do I pay you for?
-You pay him?

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Not in a timely fashion.

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It was routed, but you were texting me at
the same time, which bumps the connection

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'cause your dad won't upgrade our service.

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You're on our family plan?

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And how was I supposed to know
your dad was gonna be home

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in the middle of the day?

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Yeah, Dad, why were you home?

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You're never home
in the middle of the day.

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-What happened?
-Your sister got expelled.

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[both] Expelled?

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For fighting my battle?
I didn't ask you to do that!

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Now it makes sense. Ines, what did you do?
Why did you get your sister expelled?

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I did nothing!

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This is not on Ines!

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Gloria, stop protecting your sister.

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I'm so disappointed in you!

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As am I!

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Sorry, I'm still in Javier mode.

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-You go to my car!
-Oh!

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Where were you when your sister needed you
to hold her back?

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Why is this my fault?

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Ines, stop being selfish. You're supposed
to look out for each other.

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Now go to class! Come on.

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Sorry.

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I mean, he got us drunk
and locked us in a room together.

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Our hands were tied, literally!

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And if we're being honest here,
our love started first.

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Andre's the interloper.
We barely knew him in seventh grade.

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So this isn't our fault.

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So this is not what anyone
should be focused on or upset about,

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not with global warming
and… and drowning polar bears.

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That's what people should be upset about.
The polar bears, right?

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Are you talking to me?

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No.

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-[sighs]
-[Andre] Well, well, well.

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I spy with my little eye
a very big spiral. Guilty much?

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Andre, can we please talk?

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Two o'clock. I'd love to have
you and Cam on today's Dre-cast

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to hash things out publicly.

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Whore.

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How about privately after you wrap?

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How about no?

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Anything you have to say,
you can say in front of the Dre-niacs.

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At this point, I'm good in my feelings,
but they're out for blood.

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Andre, I wanna make things right,

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but I don't wanna fan the flames
of your followers' negative energy.

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So maybe it's better
if we just gave each other some space,

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and then we can reconnect
when cooler heads prevail?

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Boo!

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[sighs]

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[girl in Spanish] Bitch!

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We are gonna have a long talk
when I get home tonight,

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but until then,
go to your room, both of you!

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This is your fault!

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I'm not the one
who needs anger management.

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And I'm not the one
who needs loser management!

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That bad retort's gonna cost you 20

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on top of the 50
for today's school appearance.

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[yells]

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[door closes]

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[chuckles] Of course the trash is full.

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[man speaking French on TV]

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[phone buzzing]

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-[phone beeps]
-[whispers] Hello?

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Demi, I think my dad is lying to me
about how sick he is.

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What? Why?

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At the party, I found a handwritten will,

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and now I just found a hospital bracelet
and a pamphlet for chemo.

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I think Cinnamon's premonition
might be about my dad's cancer.

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Slow down.
What premonition are you talking about?

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I haven't wanted to say it out loud
in case it makes it come true.

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I get that.
You're worried you'll manifest it.

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So I just wrote it in my BuJo.

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[loudly] You wrote it down?

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Uh… Oh, I'll take this in the hall.

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[sighs]

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Jesus Christ, Gloria.
That is so much worse.

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It's basic manifest logic.
You don't write down the bad shit.

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It seals the fate.
When did Cinnamon give you a premonition?

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When I went back into the house to pee.

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She stopped me, and then told me what
I don't wanna say but I did write down!

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Have you shown your BuJo
and the written premonition to anyone?

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-No.
-[Demi] Don't.

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Demi, maybe all of this
has to do with the curse in the box.

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We need to find Mariluna.

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We can't expect her
to show up at the house again.

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We have to go find her.

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-But how?
-I don't know.

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But, Demi, do me a favor.

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Keep an eye on Ines at school for me.

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-I got you.
-Thank you.

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-Why aren't you in class?
-Why aren't you?

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I'm the one asking the questions.

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Well, what's an education good for
when I'm destined for the pole?

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Oh, come on.

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You don't have the chest for it

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or, frankly, the rhythm.

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There's a lot of complex dancing
on the main stage.

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Great. Then I guess I'm destined
to be shitty at that too.

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What's going on?

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Where's your annoying, typical narcissism?

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I hit my bandwidth on being an asshole.

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Well, you're not one all the time.

247
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:16,009
Okay, most of the time, but you get
some points for self-awareness.

248
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,053
Oh, already feeling better.

249
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:22,516
You need to get over
feeling guilty for Gloria's expulsion.

250
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,059
You didn't do anything wrong.

251
00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:26,019
[scoffs] It's not like you did what I did.

252
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:28,856
It's not like you broke up a relationship.

253
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:30,733
Shit.

254
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,527
I am a home-wrecker.

255
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,947
I gotta own it.
I gotta go on that podcast.

256
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,199
-It's a trap.
-It's not a trap.

257
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:42,453
-Oh, right. It's an ambush.
-Isn't an ambush the same thing as a trap?

258
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:46,165
Yes, which is why you can't do this.
All Andre does is trap and ambush us!

259
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,542
I think Andre wants reconciliation.
He's a Libra.

260
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,960
[sighs] Don't do it.

261
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,171
I have a really good feeling about this.

262
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:55,507
So, do you think your insistence
upon stealing other people's men

263
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:56,967
stems from your daddy issues?

264
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,219
[Gloria] Daddy, why?

265
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,680
Why are you hiding all this?

266
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,600
Hey. What are you doing?

267
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,435
-Nothing. What are you doing?
-Nothing.

268
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,398
[Gloria] Dad, sit down.

269
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,358
Oh, sounds important.

270
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,903
-No. Go to your room.
-No, I'm gonna stay here.

271
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,489
Tonio, I need you
in this conversation too.

272
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,533
Why does he get to stay, and I have to go?

273
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,994
Ines, do as your sister says.

274
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,204
I don't want to.

275
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,414
Ama, please go.

276
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,002
Dad, sit.

277
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,672
How is it that you got expelled,
and I'm the one having a sit-down talk?

278
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,758
Because you're lying about your cancer.

279
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:43,305
And that's your top 20 things that you,
Demi, need to work on as a person.

280
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,016
That doesn't feel constructive.
One of them was just my personality.

281
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,977
Oh, don't worry. We're getting into
breaking them down into more detail.

282
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,938
[sighs] Is there any water?

283
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,649
Do I look like a water boy?

284
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,568
I actually don't know. Who are you?

285
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:59,738
This is Benji, my new tech guy
slash potential new cohost.

286
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,697
Next on the agenda,

287
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,616
how you destroyed a lifetime of happiness,

288
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,868
which included four or five kids
and/or pugs.

289
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,247
Okay, I'm really sorry,
but honestly, this is enough.

290
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,833
Really, is there any liquid in the room?

291
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:15,128
-A sweaty pit reveals a guilty heart.
-Of course I feel guilty, Andre.

292
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,339
I know what I did was wrong,
and I'm sorry.

293
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:21,301
I can't emphasize how sorry I am,
but I didn't destroy your relationship.

294
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:24,137
-You would've broken up eventually.
-[Andre] I don't think so.

295
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,557
We talked about our retirement summer home
in Lake Arrowhead.

296
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,810
Okay, first of all, Cam must've not
been listening, because he hates lakes.

297
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:33,063
-He thinks they're rivers who gave up.
-No. He would've told me that.

298
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,983
Maybe he did tell you,
and you just didn't listen.

299
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,277
Just like you haven't heard him
or seen any of the signs

300
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,946
he's been trying
to break up with you for months.

301
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:44,950
[exhales]

302
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,159
Now I know you're lying.

303
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,536
No, I'm not.

304
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,247
Remember when he gave you
that shitty wooden box?

305
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,332
He was trying to give you
the worst present ever

306
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,750
so that you'd break up with him.

307
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,254
It even had the wrong initials on it,
but you just see what you wanna see.

308
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,006
You're not lying.

309
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,885
That's enough for today.

310
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,929
-[podcast theme music playing]
-[sighs]

311
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,976
I guess you're not the reason we ended.

312
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,187
-I'm sorry.
-No, I needed to know.

313
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,274
-Thank you for telling me.
-♪ It's a brand new Dre ♪

314
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,275
♪ Okay ♪

315
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,822
-Demi?
-Yes?

316
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,366
You're still a home-wrecking whore.
Just not an evil one.

317
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,284
[chuckles]

318
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,411
If you aren't that sick,

319
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:33,332
why are you spending $5,000
that you don't have on life insurance?

320
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,585
Because I wanna ensure
that you're taken care of when I'm gone.

321
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,045
See? I'm right!

322
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,050
Wait. I'm…

323
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,512
I'm right? Dad, how right am I?

324
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,015
Stage-three right.

325
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,644
Is that out of ten?

326
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:55,729
Four.

327
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,066
What does that mean?

328
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,152
It just means we have limited time
to get Dad on a plan of attack.

329
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,320
No.

330
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:07,783
Short of experimental treatments,
which my insurance won't cover,

331
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,701
and I can't afford…

332
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,162
I'm sorry I lied to you.

333
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,667
I just couldn't bring myself
to tell you the truth.

334
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,087
No. There has to be something we can do.

335
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:22,923
I love you, mija.

336
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,259
But sometimes,
there's battles you just can't win.

337
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,015
[Ines] Hey.

338
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,311
You okay? How are you feeling?

339
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,439
You mean, since finding out
Dad's cancer has progressed

340
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,024
and there's nothing we can do?

341
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:45,237
There is always something to do.
We're gonna figure this out. I promise.

342
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:46,905
Gloria,

343
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,325
there's something that I need to tell you.

344
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,453
-I don't know how to say this. I'm just--
-I need to tell you something first.

345
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:58,917
Finding out tonight that Dad has been
keeping such a big secret to protect us,

346
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,628
it made me realize
I'm doing the same thing.

347
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:02,838
I'm trying to protect you.

348
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,924
I'm not trying to lie to you
or hide things

349
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,635
or seemingly fight your battles
like I did today.

350
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,096
There's more to it than you know,
and I'm sorry,

351
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,015
but that is all I can tell you right now.

352
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,227
So you're telling me
that you're not telling me something.

353
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,147
It's for your own good.

354
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:23,108
Shouldn't I be the one
to decide what's for my own good?

355
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,444
God, why does everyone
treat me like I'm a baby?

356
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,612
Please, trust me.

357
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,322
Do I even have another choice?

358
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,658
You know, actually don't answer.

359
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:33,702
I know. I don't.

360
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,412
[Gloria] Wait.

361
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,582
-What were you gonna tell me?
-[Ines] It doesn't matter.

362
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,376
I don't matter.

363
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,505
-♪ Just another kid who's too friendly ♪
-♪ Friendly ♪

364
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,758
♪ Sipping on Sprite like it's brandy ♪

365
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,510
♪ Hoping there's luck what they hand me ♪

366
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,846
♪ What's it gonna take?
Understand me ♪

367
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,681
-[phone buzzes]
-♪ Gotta prove it to myself ♪

368
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:55,891
♪ For my family ♪

369
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,477
♪ 'Cause I never lose count
On a planned beat… ♪

370
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,729
[Ines] Hey, do you have a minute?

371
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,440
I really need to talk to someone
who will actually listen.

372
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,233
Of course. Everything okay?

373
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,153
[Ines] Not really,
but I don't wanna talk about that.

374
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,946
But I will talk about Gloria

375
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,158
and how she treats me
like I just came out of the womb.

376
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,911
She never lets me speak.
She sends me to my room.

377
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,955
I mean, seriously, she won't even tell me
what she's not telling me

378
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,707
because she's protecting me.

379
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,209
Bullshit.

380
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,629
-Gloria doesn't even like me.
-[Rusty] Are you kidding?

381
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,380
Gloria is all about you.

382
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,175
This morning, she literally
punched me in the face for you.

383
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,343
[scoffs]

384
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,969
She didn't do that for me.

385
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,430
She did that for herself.

386
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,641
What? What does that mean?

387
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,809
[sighs] Rusty,

388
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,393
you know what I mean.

389
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,854
I thought you said she didn't like me,

390
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,731
that I was pathetic.

391
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:45,649
I lied.

392
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,943
Then why'd she hit me?

393
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,154
Because I lied to her too.

394
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,908
I'm just being the awful person
that everyone says I am.

395
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,786
[Rusty] Don't say that.
Don't put that out there.

396
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,873
You're just human, trying to figure it out
like the rest of us.

397
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,459
Isn't that what the Manotaur always said?

398
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,630
Yes, but it's a good life mantra.

399
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,674
[phone beeps]

400
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,301
[Rusty] Hey, can I call you back?
I gotta go.

401
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:14,845
[phone beeps]

402
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,430
Did you get my message?

403
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,267
You can't quit. You can't quit now.

404
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,602
Okay, I have to.
I'm sorry. It's getting complicated.

405
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:26,523
Come on. I really need you.
So do the girls.

406
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,275
[sighs]

407
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,867
Need to work on your form.

408
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,080
Granny style is statistically
more accurate than overhand. Look it up.

409
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,126
Did you come here
to give me basketball tips?

410
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,712
'Cause I've seen you play, and you can't.

411
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,757
So, I, uh, heard the podcast today.

412
00:18:56,511 --> 00:19:00,682
Look, Andre, I really wish things
had gone down differently.

413
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:03,852
I'm sorry.

414
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,982
Sorry for cheating on me,
or sorry you pretended to care about me?

415
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,317
I wasn't pretending.

416
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,652
If you wanted to break up months ago,
why didn't you?

417
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,696
Because I'm bad at the things.

418
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,242
Words, feelings, color coordination.

419
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,121
Okay. You want the truth?

420
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,874
-If you're even capable.
-Andre…

421
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,295
I don't know how to like me like you do.

422
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,048
-Spare me your narcissism.
-That's not what this is.

423
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,800
Please, this is really hard for me.

424
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,555
You're just so authentically you,

425
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,600
all the time, for the whole world to see.

426
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,310
And it's amazing, but

427
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,438
it's also so intimidating…

428
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,817
because I don't even know how to be me.

429
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,029
So what are you trying to say?

430
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,866
That I'm still figuring it all out,
which is scary

431
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,786
and seemingly means nothing to you because

432
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,164
you already have it all figured out.

433
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:12,712
So did I wanna break up with you? Yes.
But do I also really care about you?

434
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,048
Yes.

435
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,970
Both those things are true.
Two things can be true at the same time.

436
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:20,887
[Andre] Agreed.

437
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,472
I get it.

438
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,432
I hear you.

439
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,813
You know, since we've broken up,
I had some time to think.

440
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,817
And I realized that I spent so much time
worrying about whether you liked me

441
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,779
that I never stopped to think…
Do I like you?

442
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,533
And I don't.

443
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:46,955
Nailed it.

444
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,082
Nothing but net.

445
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,381
[car horn honks]

446
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,050
I'll tell Rusty you're still eating.

447
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,013
[door opens]

448
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,432
[door closes]

449
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:11,730
Hi.

450
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,732
Ines is taking a shit.

451
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,235
She'll be out in four to six minutes.
[chuckles]

452
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,031
You mind if I…

453
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,490
[chuckles]

454
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,539
You didn't laugh,
so I feel I have to tell you.

455
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,916
I was joking about Ines pooping.

456
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,461
I'm actually glad you came out here.

457
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:38,631
-I wanna tell you something.
-Wait! I have to say something first.

458
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,759
I'm sorry I beat you up.

459
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,969
You didn't beat me up.

460
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,304
I did.

461
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,015
But also, I'm not sorry,

462
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,851
because you kissed me
and you shouldn't have.

463
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,687
-Or I shouldn't have because--
-Because why?

464
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:56,149
Because. This, us, it makes no sense.

465
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,444
Is that how you really feel?

466
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:02,864
What do you think?

467
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,326
-Well, I think we could--
-Agreed!

468
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,746
It was a mistake. We're not good together.

469
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,624
So basically, I'm sorry I'm not sorry.

470
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,628
What did you wanna say?

471
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,964
I'm sorry you're not sorry.

472
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,218
I thought we could've been good together.

473
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,564
You ready?

474
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,654
[engine starts]

475
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,835
-What did I say about leaving the house?
-I was apologizing to Rusty--

476
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,503
I don't care!

477
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,881
Until we can get you back in school,
you're on house arrest!

478
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:05,218
If you step outside again, being expelled
will be the least of your problems,

479
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,138
'cause you'll be on your way to live
with your… [in Spanish] …grandmother.

480
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,390
Grandmother…
[in English] …lives in Mexico.

481
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,100
Yes, and she's a devout Catholic,

482
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,894
which means she's got ins
with nuns at the Catholic schools,

483
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,480
where you'll be attending
and praying you never left the house,

484
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,774
'cause those nuns hit.

485
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:21,985
Have a good day.

486
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,445
[whimpers]

487
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:26,739
[door closes]

488
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:38,418
Hey, Rusty, did I ever tell you
about the time I met my wife?

489
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,627
You have a wife?

490
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,212
[Manotaur] Two, actually.

491
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:44,591
A human wife and a horse wife,

492
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,301
but I'm talking about the human.

493
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:49,929
I was doing a guest lecture at Cornell
and spotted her in the crowd.

494
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,681
I asked her out on the spot…

495
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,183
[Manotaur laughs]

496
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,143
[Rusty] ♪ Rusty and the Manotaur ♪

497
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,187
-♪ Manotaur Man ♪
-[snores]

498
00:23:57,270 --> 00:24:01,065
♪ He is my very best friend ♪

499
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,901
-[Manotaur] ♪ You are my… ♪
-[yawns]

500
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,861
[gasps quietly]

501
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,242
[Marisol grunts] Ooh.

502
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:13,536
Ew.

503
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,038
No…

504
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,625
[humming]

505
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,126
Oh, my chips.

506
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,089
[Marisol] Ah.

507
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:39,479
Ah.

508
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,942
[humming]

509
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,084
[gasping]

510
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,218
[whimpers]

511
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:13,763
Oh shit.

512
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:15,890
Sorry, Dad.

513
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,603
♪ Beads of sweat ♪

514
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,230
♪ Under kept ♪

515
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:23,314
♪ Swept beneath ♪

516
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,358
♪ The black edge ♪

517
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,818
♪ Self control ♪

518
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:28,570
♪ My regret ♪

519
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,905
♪ Can't compete with that edge ♪

520
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:35,285
♪ Colors fall dark ♪

521
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,120
♪ Dark ♪

522
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:41,416
♪ Cradle the spark ♪

523
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,626
♪ Until you have fire ♪

524
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,423
♪ This time I really lost it ♪

525
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:50,550
♪ I don't know where you are ♪

526
00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:54,762
♪ Let's hope I come across it ♪

527
00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:56,347
♪ In the water ♪

528
00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:00,893
♪ This time I really lost it ♪

529
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,021
♪ I don't know where you are ♪

530
00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,816
♪ Let's hope I come across it ♪

531
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,526
♪ In the water ♪

532
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:14,574
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

533
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,869
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪