LOLA: Previously on "All Rise..."
-I think I want a wedding. -Wedding it is.
I am marrying Amy.
I will be right there when you do.
AMY: You ready to join Armstrong,
Patterson and Stevens?
Do we really wanna do this?
Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?
LOPEZ: So cute! You need to tell Mark, though.
-Now. -Okay.
So, who'd you get the money from?
VIC: The Kirilenkos.
The Russian crime family?
I shoulda never told you about him.
What I'd like to discuss is the murder case
involving Rupert Costa.
I will find the best
possible outcome for Mr. Costa.
["“Anybody Out There?"” by Anna Volpe plays]
[birds chirping]
I love you, Mark Callan.
It'll be Mr. and Mrs. Mark Callan
in a couple of days.
Oh, you're that confident
I'm gonna take your last name, huh?
I am that confident.
♪ Radio silence so terrifying ♪
♪ I didn't decide this ♪
AMY: What time is it?
Mm, I don't know. Maybe five?
[Amy sighing]
[Mark sighing]
AMY: There's still so much left to do for the wedding.
MARK: Baby, I know you want things to be perfect,
but, let Rachel do something with this.
She is your Maid of Honor.
Please, I've had to wrench
some of these lists away from her.
I mean, it's our wedding, I wanna feel like
I've had something to do with it.
[sighing]
Last chance.
Last chance for what?
To run, kicking and screaming
down the street away from me.
From Vic, from my childhood baggage.
AMY: Seriously?
You've just met the train wreck I call a family.
[chuckling]
I mean, everything about this says it shouldn't work,
but yet, here we are.
For better, for worse.
♪ Radio silence, so terrifying ♪
♪ I didn't decide this ♪
♪ Is there anybody out there? ♪
♪ I just want you right now ♪
CARMICHAEL: Whew! Moses just texted.
He is taking Bailey to a cupcake party.
-ROBIN: Okay. -I swear, that man keeps
that girl on a constant itinerary.
-ROBIN Yeah. -She's damn near
-as busy as we are. -ROBIN: Uh-huh.
Yeah, okay. Keep me abreast.
-Talk soon. -Sorry.
-ROBIN: It's okay, babe. -What was it?
[Robin] Nothin', Ivan Kirilenko is under constant surveillance.
I've got 24-hour security on all my family and friends.
All is well.
Good to know.
Hopefully there will be no more secret sting operations
until after the wedding.
[titillating music plays]
-I promise. -Mm-hmm.
And you promise me that you'll stay vigilant.
I don't need to remind you
that you're still the judge
in an ongoing trial
with the Kirilenko's most dangerous hitman.
Just...
be careful.
-I always am. -Okay.
♪♪♪
-Mm? -Mm.
You trying to be late for work?
CARMICHAEL: I mean-- Wait a minute,
is this just a cheap ploy to get me to stay home?
-[cell phone ringing] -[sighing]
-It's work. -[cell phone ringing]
-Bye, husband. -ROBIN: Bye, wife.
-[cell phone ringing] -[sighing]
Hello!
Coffee for the lady at law?
Oh, I see someone has beat me to it.
You must be under it this morning.
I'm post-prelim, babe,
with very little time before my trial.
And the client--
Your client-- Nori Byrd,
I like the sound of the name.
-Sounds artsy. -[chuckling]
Yeah, well, my artsy client isn't the most cooperative.
Ooh, she's up for murdering her husband?
Which she is insisting she didn't do.
It's also a missing bodies case?
-LOPEZ: Yeah. -Too bad that doesn't always
equate to a non-murder.
Okay, so what's the play here?
I agreed to meet with Berger,
who will most likely leverage the fact
that there is no physical body, for a deal.
Okay, so all you have to do is convince your client
-to take the deal. -LOPEZ: She's not going for it.
But there is overwhelming evidence.
Bare minimum, Mrs. Byrd will spend
a very long time in prison.
You're gonna find a way to help her.
Yeah.
I'm gonna send someone by to pick up the tux, okay?
-All right. Thanks. -Knock, knock.
-CALLAN: Hey. -Early wedding gift.
Boss, you didn't have to bring me a gift.
Oh, come on, I couldn't come empty-handed.
Hey, this is fancy. Thank you.
Still, it's a bold move
you coming down here, what with the, uh,
Bravo recall and all.
Uh, Bravo's actually the one
who brought me over here.
That makes no sense. Why?
To take over the Rupert Costa case.
CALLAN: I'm-- I'm sorry, what?
CHOI: I'm taking over the Rupert Costa case.
Oh, hey, Sara.
[perplexing music plays]
-Everything all right? -SARA: What?
No, what, God, no, I'm not nervous.
What are you talking about, Teddy?
Dumb.
Okay.
Oh, is this about you and Gabriel?
Odds are, Mark probably already knows.
You know, this reminds me of the gameplay sequence
in Battle Planet, where two Gorgoknights
-are conflicted with the task-- -Teddy, just cork it.
Or not.
I have all the evidence, I have the witnesses,
I have everything handled.
Why would he give the case to you?
It is just a level of added protection.
I don't need protecting.
CHOI: You're getting married in a few days. Come on.
Take this as an opportunity to get your house in order.
What house? Wait, who-- who's house?
Choi, you can't just drop that and then leave.
-Enjoy the wine, Callan. -CALLAN: Choi!
-TEDDY: Mr. Callan, did you-- -Teddy. Go back to work.
[sighing]
♪♪♪
LOPEZ: Let's go over the events
that occurred that night again.
How did you get the blood underneath your nails?
BYRD: Okay, we got into an argument,
it got physical, I scratched him.
Later, I pass out.
When I wake up, I'm covered in blood,
holding a kitchen knife.
-What happened next? -BYRD: I run through the house,
searching for my husband.
At first, I think it's one of those home invasions
you hear so much about,
but then, when I can't find him,
I, um...
[disheartening music plays]
When I can't find him, I...
Okay, um, listen.
Your blood alcohol level, it was 0.20.
Okay?
Drinking alcohol doesn't make me a murderer.
I'm just-- no, I'm-- I'm trying to--
Do you have a habit of drinking
till you black out?
[sighing]
I can't believe this is happening.
This is like a nightmare I can't wake up from.
My husband is dead,
and I have no idea how that happened.
Do you know what that feels like?
LOPEZ: Hey, it's okay. Nori.
I believe you.
Okay?
And there was a lot of blood.
There was a lot of it.
So it is going to take everything that I have got,
to get the jury to believe you.
[anxious music plays]
Thank you very much, have a great day.
Have you heard from Mark?
-Mark Callan? -No, why?
Something I need to be briefed on?
I have just been informed that DDA Thomas Choi
is taking over the Rupert Costa case,
which I think is strange, because he's coming
all the way from Pomona to do so.
Hm.
Good morning. Have you heard?
CARMICHAEL: Yes. Wow. I guess this is big news.
Well, yeah. Who do you think it's gonna be?
Lisa Benner was tough, but she was also fair.
I can't imagine anyone taking her place.
Wait, what are we talking about here?
The presiding judge position.
They'll be announcing a new one today or tomorrow.
CARMICHAEL: Interesting.
I mean, it could only be Marshall or Laski, right?
Or it could be neither.
Could even be a new candidate in the race.
Hmm?
♪♪♪
Good morning, Berger.
Miss Lopez, thank you for meeting me.
-Sure. -Oh, kind gesture,
but I stopped drinking coffee a while ago.
It's harsh on the nerves, but thank you.
I was hoping to save the court some time.
Considering first-degree murder
carries 25 years to life in prison,
I'm willing to offer voluntary manslaughter.
Berger. You don't have a body.
You can't prove a crime was committed.
Everything you have is circumstantial.
You can do better than that.
BERGER: Do your client a favor.
Give her the sales pitch.
It's that or risk 25 years to life after trial.
Circumstantial evidence travels far in this,
lovely state of California.
[irksome music plays]
Were you the first person on the scene
the night Archer Byrd was murdered?
-Yes, sir. -LOPEZ: Objection, Your Honor.
-Alleged murder. -There was a lot of blood
for someone not to have been killed.
Miss Lopez, overruled.
Think we could keep it orderly, you two?
I will try harder.
BERGER: Thank you, Your Honor.
Officer Claude, please explain how you found yourself
at the Byrd's residence that night.
A neighbor heard arguing,
and thought that there was a domestic violence incident.
I was already patrolling on that side of town,
so I was the first officer on the scene.
LOPEZ: Objection, hearsay, speculation and 352.
Objection overruled.
I'll allow it for the non-hearsay,
purpose of effect on the listener.
BERGER: And what did you see when you had arrived?
Mrs. Byrd exiting the driver's side of a vehicle,
covered in blood,
holding her cell phone in one hand,
and a bloody knife in the other.
BERGER: What happened next?
CLAUDE: I placed Mrs. Byrd
into the back of my patrol vehicle,
drew my firearm, and then entered into the house
based on exigent circumstances.
And what did you find?
CLAUDE: A bunch of destroyed,
fairly expensive computer processors.
But there was no forced entry.
I reached the conclusion that a crime had been committed.
-Objection, foundation. -Sustained.
And what else did you find, Officer Claude?
More blood.
I mean, it was everywhere.
In all my years on the force,
I've never seen anything so gory.
LOPEZ: Objection, relevance, and 352.
Sustained.
No further questions, Your Honor.
♪♪♪
If that man sends me to voicemail one more time--
Who, Callan?
He is not answering my texts or my calls.
Do you think he's gettin' cold feet?
SHERRI: No. You saw him the other night.
-He loves Amy. -CARMICHAEL: I know,
but he has been dealing with a lot,
and he has a tendency to get in his head.
Now being taken off this case...
I'm gonna sneak out and go and see him.
No, no, no, no, no. Not a good idea.
But I'm his best woman. That's what best women do.
At least this one do.
You know you never listen to me, right?
RACHEL: Son of a--
AMY: What?
-You okay? -André's pissed
because of the money he spent preparing the merger.
He even sent us a bill.
Wait, a bill for a hundred thousand dollars?
We never signed a contract.
The merger never even went through.
Hey, um, just got off the phone with André's paralegal.
-[sighing] -And what did he say?
NESS: André had big plans for the firm
and he lost a lot of money
when we all decided to pull out of the deal.
-And a bruised ego. -Right, but to bill the firm?
Yeah, well, not exactly
the wedding gift you were expecting.
[sighing]
Okay, you know what?
This is all just a misunderstanding, okay?
We'll talk to him,
and we'll get it straightened out.
We're not gonna let that man ruin
our girl's upcoming nuptuals, right?
We'll just-- I don't know, we'll--
we'll talk to him after the wedding.
Okay, well-- well, I'll be on my honeymoon.
What kind of honeymoon? Can we afford honeymooning?
-Yeah, you'll figure that out. -RACHEL: I don't--
I think we did. You just can't go.
-You're just gonna-- -AMY: Yeah.
It's-- there's a Holiday Inn up the street!
What has Bravo told you about this case?
I know it involves the Kirilenkos.
I know you've gotten way too close
to this case, Mark.
-And I know-- -TAYLOR: Knock, knock.
What are you doing here?
I heard that Thomas is the new prosecutor assigned to the case
and I wanted to see
if he would be amenable to a deal.
The DA's office is not at all interested
in making a deal.
Did Mark inform you that
the Kirilenko family is involved?
I'll see you in court, Miss Taylor.
You should tread lightly as well.
You have no idea
what you just set in motion, Choi.
WATKINS: I looked into Archer Byrd
after the officer mentioned
that his processors had been destroyed.
Discovered something interesting.
-LOPEZ: Yeah? -He was a small-time
crypto miner, he used a half a dozen processors
to manage his digital coinage.
He didn't have a normal checking account?
No, he only dealt in digital currency.
So, whoever killed Mr. Byrd
could've tried to gain access to his digital wallets,
passcode information,
and then destroyed the processors
to cover up their tracks.
Can we trace his account?
It won't be easy.
I mean, they could've moved the illicit gains
across hundreds, even thousands of transactions.
LOPEZ: Okay, so-- so, it's impossible?
Mm, not impossible. Just difficult.
But I know a firm that can forensically look into
Mr. Archer's financials and crypto accounts.
CALLAN: You need to push this case on another judge.
I don't want this blowing back on you.
And operate in fear?
What precedent does that set for me as a judge?
So not the moment to be stubborn, Lo.
I won't be bullied off the bench.
They know where you live.
[sighing]
Look, Robin and the FBI
are taking measures to ensure all of our safety,
and I have the utmost confidence
that we will all be protected.
Just...
be careful.
Please.
You do the same.
♪♪♪
TAYLOR: Your Honor, the defense was informed this morning
that a different prosecutor is taking over the case.
The new prosecutor informed me that they intend
to call a witness that is not on their witness list.
I am making a motion that this witness be excluded.
Mr. Choi, when did you first learn of this witness?
Your Honor, the people only became aware late yesterday
that this witness had information critical
to the prosecution's case.
The fact that the prosecution just learned this information
does not excuse the fact that it's late discovery.
I am asking this court
to exclude the witness's remedy
for discovery violation.
I am not going to exclude the witness, Miss Taylor.
However, I am ordering the people,
to make the witness available
to the defense for an interview.
Oh, of course, Your Honor.
In fact, he's in the hallway.
Your Honor.
The people would like to call Vic Callan.
[troubling music plays]
♪♪♪
CALLAN: Are you fucking kidding me?
He came to us.
You should have told me.
-Mark, it wasn't my call. -CALLAN: Oh, who's call was it?
Bravo didn't think you'd go along with it.
CALLAN: I wouldn't have. I'm not.
This-- it's not happening.
CHOI: It's done, Mark.
Mark! Let it go!
BERGER: Miss Higgins, how long have you known the defendant?
Two years. I'm a publicist.
We met at a photoshoot.
Nori was a photographer
for a client's press event.
Can you please tell the court
what your relationship is with the defendant?
Objection. Relevance.
Overruled. Please answer the question.
Um...
we were lovers.
BERGER: How long did the affair last?
Objection. Uh, relevance.
I'd like to see where Mr. Berger is going with this.
Overruled. Please answer the question.
A year. But it wasn't an affair.
It was a relationship.
We loved each other.
Still do.
Was Mr. Byrd aware of this relationship?
HIGGINS: Yes, he...
came home early.
-Found us together one day. -BERGER: What happened?
HIGGINS: They got into a huge fight.
I grabbed my stuff and left.
Later that night, Nori called to say
that it was over between us.
She was gonna try
and make it work with her husband.
-But she didn't, did she? -HIGGINS: No.
She came over, a few weeks later...
said she still loved me.
She was torn.
BERGER: She wanted to start up your relationship again?
She said she wished
Archer would just disappear.
So that we could be a couple.
♪♪♪
Witness protection? Are you serious?
It's the only way to protect your father.
That's even more of a reason why Vic shouldn't be testifying.
CHOI: Without Vic's testimony, there is a very good chance
Costa walks free, is that what you want?
I want him to be safe.
No one is safe, as long as Kirilenko
and his thugs are on the streets.
Vic. Listen to me.
You don't have to do this.
Can I be alone with my son, please?
Vic. This is not--
You know, I can't remember the last time
you called me Dad.
I think-- I think you were five.
I mean, I don't blame you.
I was-- I was terrible at it.
And after your mother--
I-- who am I kidding?
I just wasn't a good father.
I didn't know how to do right by you.
And all I wanted to do was give you a good life.
And it seemed the more I tried, the more I fucked up.
Just once,
I wanted to look into your eyes
and see how proud you were of me.
And this is my shot, kid.
To be that hero
I always wanted to be.
Vic...
VIC: Please.
[depressing music plays]
♪♪♪
SARA: Hey, Mark, can I speak to you for a minute?
It's a work-related matter.
Yeah, just, uh, give me a minute.
Yeah. Of course.
Hey, what are you doing here?
-AMY: Lola called. -I don't think today is the day
to say whatever it is you need to say.
SARA: Well, I might lose my nerve
if I wait much longer.
Why did I see Vic leaving with Robin and Choi?
Because he agreed to turn state's evidence
against Ivan Kirilenko.
They're placing him in witness protection.
Mark, that's-- that's serious.
Yeah.
Well, André Armstrong is billing the office
for a hundred thousand dollars.
[laughing]
Oh, my God, of course he is.
This is a really nice way for us
to be starting off our life together.
AMY: Well, considering everything we've been through
the past few years-- gotten through that together--
we'll get through this, too.
Vic will be fine.
And so will we.
♪♪♪
[sighing]
You told me that you and Reya were friends.
BYRD: We are. We were, I--
[stuttering]
I didn't think she would tell the police.
LOPEZ: This is not good.
Your relationship with Reya shows evidence of motive.
I know she was a mistake, okay?
I was in a bad place with my drinking.
Every day with Archer was a living hell.
You have no idea what it's like,
being with an abusive man.
BYRD: Reya was my escape.
LOPEZ: Okay.
[sighing]
Could she have done this?
Could Reya have done this?
The-- the-- the jealous girlfriend?
BYRD: No. No.
She-- she was hurt that I didn't leave Archer--
couldn't leave Archer, but she would nev--
Miss Lopez, please.
I swear to you, I never-- I would never--
I did not kill my husband
and I know that she wouldn't either.
Please, Miss Lopez.
And then what did Mr. Costa do?
VIC: He told me that if I didn't pay off my debt
by the end of the month,
he was gonna give me a heartbreak.
On the street, that's slang
for putting two bullets here and one here.
-TAYLOR: Objection, speculation. -Overruled.
CHOI: Are you aware of what happened
to William Doyle, the victim in this case?
VIC: You're damn right I am. It was all over the news.
Someone shot Bill twice in the heart
and once in the head.
Uh, we've-- we've already presented evidence
for the killing, Mr. Callan.
-Did you know the victim? -VIC: Yeah, I knew him.
I mean, we weren't exactly tight,
but we would show up playing cards together
in the same spots.
But I knew that he owed the Kirilenkos money,
of who Mr. Costa is the primary muscle.
-Objection, speculation. -Overruled.
VIC: It's true.
I saw Bill about a week before he died
at a card game out in Barstow.
The man was scared out of his wits, okay?
He owed the Kirilenkos 60 large,
of which he was two months overdue.
TAYLOR: Objection, hearsay.
CHOI: it's an excited utterance, Your Honor.
The declarant was clearly emotional
when he told the witness this information.
Overruled.
Your Honor, I have to ask
if your relationship with this witness
is affecting your rulings.
That is absolutely not the case, Ms. Taylor.
Her Honor's not the biggest fan.
-CARMICHAEL: Mr. Callan. -Can't blame her.
-Please. -CHOI: Mr. Callan.
What happened after the defendant
told you about a heartbreak?
VIC: Yeah, sure. Started to punch me, okay?
Sucker punched me once in the stomach,
then he hit me in the face,
and then when I fell,
he started to kick me.
[tense music plays]
So, do I get to choose what state I wanna live in?
I mean, 'cause I don't want any place
that has tornadoes or Bigfoot.
We'll take that into account.
Hey.
Your dad did great.
Well, a few bumps, maybe.
So, now what?
Given that Vic's testimony in the state trial
can be used in the federal case
against Kirilenko,
the U.S. attorney wants to move him out of here.
Now.
Wait.
Federal witness protection.
Great, so I'll never see him again.
[clearing throat]
Look, I know you're mad.
CALLAN: What you did...
it took courage.
Well, better late than never.
You know, I'm so proud of you.
You get to start this whole new life.
And you have one moment...
where you saw me
the same way I see you every day.
[heartfelt music plays]
♪♪♪
My love to Amy.
Take care of yourself, Dad.
Yeah.
You too, kid.
♪♪♪
[sighing]
-Have you talked to Mark since-- -Nope.
I could hardly watch him while his dad was up there.
I know, Mark and Vic have a challenging
and complex relationship, but at the end of the day,
it's still his father.
Yeah, I can certainly relate to that.
How is it going with your parents, Sherri?
Oh. It's good.
I-- I finally found them a place
that they both enjoy.
-Oh. -SHERRI: Semi-enjoy.
Okay, they both hate it,
but they're together,
and at least they're-- they're willing
to try to like it.
Challenging and complex.
Challenging and complex, yes.
[sighing]
♪ Hold you to till the end of time ♪
Would anyone other than Mr. Byrd
have access to the blood he donated there?
I see. Okay, thanks.
You're planning on putting Dracula on the stand?
This case is so bizarre.
Who knows?
I'm just trying to follow up
on the amount of blood
that was found at the crime scene.
It was confirmed that it was her husband's blood,
but he did work at a blood bank,
and he did have blood stored there.
Okay, interesting theory.
It's a crazy theory, but I have nothing.
Probably because my client's story doesn't add up,
and yet, here I am, trying to...
make it real.
That's why you're the best at what you do.
[cell phone dinging]
Oh, my God.
LOPEZ: What you are looking at,
is footage from government CCTV cameras
in Playa Santa Cruz.
A beach town in Oaxaca, Mexico.
Recorded yesterday at 8:37 Central.
Dr. Sharp, how did you obtain this footage?
We put flags on all of Mr. Byrd's financials.
Including his Bitcoin accounts.
This footage was taken outside a Bitcoin ATM.
Could this have been pre-recorded?
SHARP: Uh, no, their CCTV systems are encrypted,
and state of the art.
-LOPEZ: Could it be fake? -SHARP: No way.
-This is the real deal. -Objection, foundation.
LOPEZ: Your Honor, we have already established
that the witness is an expert in cyber security,
surveillance and cryptocurrency.
I also have a PhD in electromagnetic physics.
Overruled.
LOPEZ: Dr. Sharp, have you identified
the person in this video?
We ran this video through the latest
facial recognition software.
And it is 100% Archer Byrd.
-[crowd gasping] -BERGER: Objection. Latest?
Would you care to explain that to Mr. Berger?
I used the same software
that the US government uses to track down terrorists.
Only our package has
some other really cool features.
Overruled.
LOPEZ: In light of this evidence,
the defense is making a motion
to dismiss pursuant to penal code, section 1118.1.
I think that makes sense.
The motion is granted.
Case dismissed.
You are free to go, Mrs. Byrd.
[uplifting music plays]
[sobbing]
♪♪♪
[panting]
-Are you okay? -[panting]
I was starting to doubt myself.
My sanity.
♪♪♪
He did this to me.
Archer will face justice.
I promise.
Thank you, Miss Lopez. Thank you so much.
You're so welcome.
Okay.
♪♪♪
♪ Hail, hail, the black sheep ♪
♪ We are blood, we are family ♪
♪♪♪
ADDISON: I just love all these little soaps and lotions.
Woohoo! This band rocks!
You're not actually wearing that, are you?
What, I thought I was gonna have some fun.
That isn't fun, that's, like,
a Halloween costume from the '80s.
Hey, Addison. Addison. Addison!
Do you mind checking on the flowers for me, please?
Oh, of course. No problem.
So appreciate you.
Thank you. She was driving me--
-Amy Latisha! -Well, she was!
RACHEL: Okay, um, so don't panic.
Well, I'm obviously gonna panic when you say that.
That's fair.
Um, the caterers aren't here yet,
but-- but-- but I am sure they're on their way.
Right.
[panting]
Oh, my God. I can't breathe.
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God. -Okay, sweetheart.
It's okay. In. And out.
In. And out, okay?
Let me go make you some sweet tea.
With all the little lemons, and the sugar.
Wow, I finally found the Amy whisperer.
Okay, and if it's okay with you,
I'm just gonna lock the door.
-[breathing deeply] -In and out. Okay.
ROBIN: One for me. One for you.
-Ooh, make that a third. -ROBIN: Okay.
WATKINS: Ooh, you look good, man.
Thank you, sir.
ROBIN: A little pre-gaming
for the man of the hour.
CALLAN: Yes, indeed.
Gentlemen. Cheers.
-Here, here. -Cheers.
-Lookin' fresh. -[chuckling]
-[knocking on door] -CHOI: Hey, hey.
How's the groom?
I'm gonna go check on Lo. See you in a bit.
I'm right behind you.
See you later.
Hey, I know this hasn't been easy.
You're just doing your job. I get it.
Bravo handed me this case,
because Vic insisted on testifying.
We are both prosecutors.
Your dad's testimony just got Costa convicted
of first-degree murder, man.
He will be in prison for at least the next 20 years.
Probably the rest of his life.
Not on the streets hunting your dad.
I did not want this case.
But you, my friend...
I did not want this case.
So, I determined that putting Costa away
would be the best course of action
to minimize our risk to Vic.
And you.
And Ivan Kirilenko?
We will deal with him when the time comes.
[Callan sighing]
Doesn't mean it isn't hard to take.
Yeah, I get it.
Thank you.
Hey.
Here's to your future, my friend.
[glasses clinking]
CARMICHAEL: Good evening, friends and family.
[groans] That's too scripted.
I can tell you one thing about my best friend,
-Mark Callan, and that-- -Care if I join you?
I've been known to be a little motivation.
I'm trying to work on my best woman's speech.
I don't wanna put anybody to sleep.
Well, who doesn't love a good nap?
[chuckling]
I'm serious.
I want for this to be perfect for them.
Like we were.
-Like we were? -Yeah.
Need I remind you, the flower girl
cried the entire time 'cause she had stage fright?
-[laughing] -Ooh!
And your uncle, who got drunk at the reception
and split his pants,
callin' himself doing the electric slide.
Wait, wait, no bad-mouthing Uncle Bruno.
That man invented the electric slide.
-Let him tell it. -[chuckling]
God, look at us.
Look at all that we have been through this year.
Mm-hmm.
And we're stronger for it.
Yes, we are.
-Love you. -I love you.
[birds chirping]
[cell phone buzzing]
Uh-oh, hold on, I got you vibrating.
Oh, is that me? That's mine.
You care to share?
It looks like I am being
permanently transferred to the LA DA's office.
-[squealing] -Yes!
[beautiful harp music playing]
ROBIN: So, you stuck with me.
[Carmichael giggling]
Hey, thank you, man. Appreciate it.
CARMICHAEL: Crisis averted.
Wow, look at this,
puttin' all them other best women to shame.
Thanks, Mark, you know,
you don't look too bad, yourself.
-I don't know. -CARMICHAEL: Let me just--
All right. Hey, how's Amy?
She as crazy as I feel right now?
Crazier, but Rachel's got it handled.
I gotta say, you know, Rachel has stepped up big time.
Yeah, you know, Amy has finally
started to feel like family, too.
How are you feelin' about Vic?
It's a strange feeling
actually caring about his well-being, but--
Listen, Vic is always gonna land on his feet.
And you are still surrounded by family.
Including your new one. You know why?
[singing] 'Cause Marky Mark is getting married.
Man, we never thought this day would come, right?
CARMICHAEL: Nope, but here we are.
Are you two out here gettin' mushy?
-[Carmichael chuckling] -Wait, how's Amy?
Oh, she is a mess,
but don't worry, I gave her some Vicodin--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
RACHEL: I'm just kidding!
Oh, my God. She is beyond ready.
We all are. Mark, you did good.
But so did Amy.
Thank you for taking care of her, seriously.
Man, look at the three of us.
-All grown up. -RACHEL: I know.
CALLAN: Let's get in there, man. I gotta get murried.
-CARMICHAEL: Come on. Come on. -[laughing]
[beautiful harp music playing]
♪♪♪
BRAVO: Well, I hear this has been a long time coming.
[crowd laughing]
Amy Quinn,
I could not have asked for a better partner.
You challenge me,
you push me to be better.
You encourage me.
You never, ever,
ever let me get away with anything.
[laughing]
CALLAN: I just--
could not imagine my life without you.
AMY: Mark.
You have taught me
the meaning of true love.
Patience.
Forgiveness.
Support.
Just keep going.
BRAVO: Okay. All right.
Then, by the powers vested in me,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may, well, kiss the bride.
[crowd cheering]
[funky music plays]
[cowbells jangling]
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
[whooping]
SHERRI: So, did you ever get around
to telling Mark about Gabe?
Oh, I sure did.
I just ripped that Band-Aid right off.
-And? -SARA: He was really
short with me, so honestly, I--
I have no idea where I stand.
SARA: Hey, Mark. Hey, congratulations.
CALLAN: Thanks.
Actually, can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah.
Um, I just--
I was super stressed out the other day
when we talked, and, forgive me,
if I was acting like an asshole.
If you guys make each other happy,
if you complete each other...
you should go for it.
Um, so, does it mean I-- I'm not suspended?
That's ultimately Bravo's call.
-But, uh, we're good. -Thank you, Mark.
[indistinct chatter]
MAN: Hey, Mark, Mark, Mark.
Beautiful wedding, man. Beautiful.
BERGER: Who knew you had such good taste?
So glad you guys could come.
WOMAN: Let's give it up
for our bride and groom's first dance!
[crowd cheering]
[romantic music plays]
♪ Have to find a way, oh, oh ♪
♪ Through the darkest day, oh, oh ♪
♪ Don't you be afraid, oh, oh ♪
♪ Love can find a way ♪
["“Summer Vibes"” feat. Steph Evans [Dance Remix] plays]
[crowd whooping and cheering]
♪ Under clear, clear blue skies for endless days ♪
♪ Chilling, chilling in the sun ♪
♪ Beach life, surf's up, ride the tide ♪
-[Lopez laughing] -Where are we going?
-WATKINS: Mm. -What?
Oh! Oh.
[moaning]
[smooching and moaning]
How is this for an anti-beans and sweats relationship?
-Yes, it's good. -Mhm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm. -[cell phone dinging]
I'm sorry, hold on.
Hang on, wait a second.
♪ Paradise ♪
No fucking way.
Man found shot to death in Oaxaca, Mexico.
Wife is being held for questioning,
it's Nori Byrd.
As in your Nori Byrd?
The one that you represented
-in that no body case? -Yeah.
Apparently she found Archer
and-- and took her revenge out on him.
Is that double jeopardy?
Holy shit.
["“Ya Hips"” by Yung Smilez plays]
♪ You're sexy with those hips, girl ♪
♪ I like the way you dip, girl ♪
♪ Come here and let me hold some ♪
♪ Get lucky, take you home or something ♪
♪ You sexy with those hips, girl ♪
♪ I like the way you dip, girl ♪
♪ Come here and let me hold something ♪
or something ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ You sexy with those hips, girl ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
Ooh! Oh, my God, girl.
[chuckling]
Looks like Rachel found a new friend.
Wait, here she is, here she is.
This man is dancing me under the table.
He's someone's plus one, and he wanted to meet you.
Hi, you must be the lovely Amy Quinn Callan to be.
Amy Callan. Wow.
I'm Amy Quinn, at least professionally.
Of course, of course, right?
How else could you two lovely ladies
be the famous Audubon and Quinn?
Oh, whoa. Fan of both.
Okay, uh, who did you say you came with again?
I didn't, I just, uh, really wanted to meet you both.
And now, you've been served.
-Have a great wedding. Love it. -RACHEL: Get out!
[club music plays]
I can't believe André served us at your wedding.
♪ That's facts ♪
♪ I rip it and I flip it ♪
♪ Don't hold back ♪
[laughing]
Red or white?
Oh, red. Always.
You're never gonna believe
who's contemplating returning to the HOJ.
Ah. Can't even imagine.
-Judge Lisa Benner. -Hm.
How great would that be
if she was our presiding judge again?
It would be amazing.
But you already knew that, didn't you?
-[chuckling] -To old times.
Cheers, my friend.
["“I'm on Fire"” by J. Muñoz plays]
Hey. I wanna walk with the groom.
Come on, Callan. Let's go.
♪ No doubt about it, I'm on fire ♪
♪ So you better come and get a little piece of my sunshine ♪
♪ You get it going, all inspired ♪
♪ Come on, feel the love ♪
♪ Baby, look at my pocket, blowing up, you can't stop it ♪
♪♪♪
[music ends]