1 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,178 ["Rebel Girl" playing] 2 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:24,315 ♪ That girl thinks She's the queen of the neighborhood ♪ 3 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:27,819 ♪ She's got the hottest trike in town ♪ 4 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:30,864 ♪ That girl She holds her head up so high ♪ 5 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:34,325 ♪ I think I wanna be Her best friend, yeah ♪ 6 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:37,036 ♪ Rebel girl, rebel girl ♪ 7 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,081 ♪ Love you like a sister always Soul sister, rebel girl ♪ 8 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,917 ♪ Come and be my best friend Really, rebel girl ♪ 9 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:45,503 [students] We've been waiting for you all summer, 10 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:48,673 and we're so glad you're finally here. 11 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,176 [rhythmic clapping] 12 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:56,347 ♪ D-E-L-T-A! P-H-I! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi from Delta Phi! ♪ 13 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,933 ♪ We're saying hi, hello Come and join the row ♪ 14 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,226 ♪ Because we're hot, they're not-- ♪ 15 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,480 No, no, no, no, no, no. This is amateur hour. 16 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:06,357 Do you not understand that this is more than just door stack? 17 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,402 Twenty-eight percent of female senators were in sororities. 18 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,779 Did you know that? 19 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,697 Twenty percent from the House of Representatives. 20 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,741 Plus Nancy Walton before Walmart. 21 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:19,913 And you are all meant to be ushering in and welcoming our potential new members. 22 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,539 You are meant to be enticing them. 23 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,627 You are meant to be impressing them, but I am not excited by this. 24 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:27,754 I am not captivated by this. 25 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,924 Do you know what I am? Hmm? 26 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,550 I am embarrassed because half of you 27 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,136 are clapping in three-four time when clearly it's four-four. 28 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,722 And why, oh, why am I still hearing 29 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,975 Tanya's piercing little soprano like a goddamn dog whistle? 30 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,894 I have a deviated septum. 31 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,854 We all have deviated septums, Tanya. 32 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,815 Drop an octave or drop the fuck out. 33 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:49,734 - Sorry. - No, no. Do not apologize to me. 34 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:50,902 This is not about me. 35 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,696 This is about the rampant unprofessionalism that, let me be clear, 36 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,990 is not going to fly when Caroline gets here 37 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,492 because she is your president. 38 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:59,536 And we serve at the pleasure of the president. 39 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:00,870 [Caroline] CeCe. 40 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,039 Caroline. 41 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,417 - Thanks for the ride. - Of course. 42 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:09,505 I, too, serve at the pleasure of the president. 43 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,132 I don't understand. 44 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,467 You forgave Rourke? 45 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,137 - Why didn't you tell me? - You didn't ask. 46 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,307 So you and Rourke are back together? 47 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,393 All's well that ends well. I'm president, Jenny is not. 48 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:26,480 Plus, she conveniently decided to spend her senior year abroad in Madrid. 49 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,356 Or was it Moldova? 50 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,984 Moldova's, like, really dangerous. 51 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,069 So I've heard. 52 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,195 Well, good. That's good then. 53 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:36,030 Good for you and good for us. 54 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,575 Yes. It's a heel-clickin' good time all around. 55 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:41,327 Keeps our ties with Alpha Gamma strong, and... 56 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,747 I mean, now that Rourke's president too, you guys are like a power couple. 57 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,457 - Mmm. - Like the Clintons. 58 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,501 [Caroline] That's not the compliment you think it is, CeCe. 59 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,421 - You'd be Bill. - Still. 60 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,922 Everything's running smoothly? 61 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,216 Rush camp has officially started, and we expect to have a full 62 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,886 and final breakdown of potential new members by end of day. 63 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,929 And we've done a full-timed welcome day, 64 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,848 conversation day and preference day practices. 65 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,433 So now we're just choosing between themes, 66 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,352 which I have here if you want to take a look. 67 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:09,397 And, um, I will grease the squeaky wheel with the Welcome Girls. 68 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,107 I don't want you to worry about that. 69 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:15,195 This rush, your rush, is gonna go down in Delta Phi history. 70 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:16,947 If there is a rush at all. 71 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:18,865 Sorry? 72 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,659 I'm just saying it's strange you feel so confident about all of this, 73 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,328 given our current optics issue. 74 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:24,412 [CeCe] Optics issue? 75 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:27,666 - No, I took plantation night off. - This is not about plantation night. 76 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,001 [CeCe] Is it toga night? 77 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:32,712 You know, I didn't think that was cultural appropriation. 78 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,798 Unless... Are the Greeks easily offended? 79 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,300 Wait. We are the Greeks. 80 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,677 No, CeCe, I'm referring to the real, big picture, 81 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,722 rush-threatening optics issue that has nothing to do with fucking toga night. 82 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,974 Or have you completely forgotten about last year's spring formal? 83 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,976 You're so right. [sighs] 84 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,355 ["bad idea right?" playing] 85 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,982 {\an8}♪ Haven't heard from you In a couple of months ♪ 86 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,901 {\an8}♪ But I'm out right now And I'm all fucked up ♪ 87 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,819 ♪ And you're callin' my phone You're all alone ♪ 88 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,696 ♪ And I'm sensin' some undertone ♪ 89 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,491 ♪ And I'm right here with all my friends But you're sendin' me your new address ♪ 90 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:02,575 Thank you. 91 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,285 ♪ I know we're done I know we're through ♪ 92 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:07,330 ♪ But, God, when I look at you My brain goes, "Ah" ♪ 93 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,833 [person 1 laughing] 94 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:14,754 - [person 2] Oh. Mmm, that's nice. - [person 1 grunting, moaning] Mm-hmm. 95 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,840 [person 1] I can't believe I ran into you here. 96 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,761 [person 2] What can I say? Nothing like a good hit-and-run. 97 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,972 - [phone chimes] - [gasps] Sounds like someone wants you. 98 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,765 [shushes] What did we say about talking? 99 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,976 - [panting] - [grunting] 100 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:29,102 [phone chimes] 101 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:32,814 - [panting, moaning] - [grunting] 102 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:37,736 - [grunting] - [moaning, panting] 103 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:44,702 - [panting] - [clearing throat] 104 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,705 [grunts] Well, that was nice. 105 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:49,665 Surprisingly. 106 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,710 Good idea. You go out first. 107 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,212 [person 2] I always do. 108 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,463 ♪ And you're standin' Smiling at the door ♪ 109 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,800 ♪ My brain goes, "Ah" ♪ 110 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,594 - ♪ Can't hear my thoughts ♪ - ♪ I cannot hear my thoughts ♪ 111 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,681 [partygoers chattering] 112 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,774 Nice dress. 113 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:17,860 Thanks. 114 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,321 - Tell me your name again. - Kate. 115 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,574 [guest 1] Hi, Lucien. 116 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,493 [guest 2] Hey, Lucien. 117 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,458 [jazz playing] 118 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:46,889 Excuse me. 119 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,307 Name. 120 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:50,392 Beatrice Worth. 121 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,147 You're not on the list. 122 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,866 Why don't you get us some drinks, hmm? 123 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,287 A crab puff? A personality, maybe? 124 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:12,915 Thanks. 125 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,589 Some clambake, huh? 126 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,549 You look very good tonight. 127 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,718 I know I do, Blaise. 128 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:27,262 I look very good too, by the way. 129 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,388 How drunk are you? 130 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:33,644 Well, I want you to do terrible things to me till I beg you to continue. 131 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:37,648 So, very or not at all? 132 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,274 [chuckles] Say what you will, 133 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:43,862 but, uh, at this point in the night, I'd argue it's evolutionary necessity. 134 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,613 How Darwinian. 135 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,365 There's our little missing link now. 136 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:50,243 - CeCe, darling. - The candidate's been looking for you. 137 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,744 She has? I had no idea. 138 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:52,829 [CeCe] I texted you. 139 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,207 - Did you? - Yes. Like, a lot. 140 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,043 That's right. 141 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,171 We had a whole conversation. 142 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,090 [grunts] 143 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:05,717 [sighs] 144 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,803 I think we're in great shape. Don't you think we're in great shape? 145 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,555 I don't know, I've seen you in a swimsuit before. 146 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,056 Like, really strong. 147 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,392 Like, if we end up with even a fraction of what I think we will-- 148 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,894 You'll be Dwayne "The Rock" fucking Johnson. 149 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,272 According to my numbers, we're leading by 26. 150 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,607 According to your fake numbers from your fake polling. 151 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,235 - Democracy is a beautiful thing, Blaise. - It is, isn't it? 152 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,279 Especially when you realize how easy it is 153 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:30,367 to get people to exercise their democratic rights exactly how you want them to. 154 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:33,996 What's this? 155 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,749 What's Rourke doing here with her? 156 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,667 Jenny Davenport. 157 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,878 Say, isn't she running against your girl? 158 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,880 He wasn't even supposed to be in town tonight, 159 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:46,591 let alone here at our victory lap, squiring around the competition 160 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,843 like a goddamn billboard for the opposition. [gasps] 161 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,679 We're in a little twist about this, aren't we? 162 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:52,847 Did you know about this? 163 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:56,225 If my grandmother had wheels, would she be a bike? 164 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:59,353 What? I don't care about your grandmother. What am I supposed to tell Caroline? 165 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:02,481 [Caroline] It's about knowing how to game the system to get us what we want. 166 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,775 And trust me, I always get what I want. 167 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,569 [guests chuckling] 168 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,196 You certainly do, dear sister. 169 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,615 Stepsister. 170 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,991 To your impending presidency, Sweet Caroline. 171 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,577 Ugh, don't call me that. 172 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,789 Can't think of anyone who'd deserve it less. 173 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,751 Delta Phi Pi won't know what hit 'em. 174 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,214 You smell like Ivory soap and desperation. 175 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,673 You've been off fucking a poor person. 176 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,841 Seems like someone's jealous 177 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,969 without her man of the moment around to see to her needs. 178 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,763 [CeCe] Excuse us. [chuckles] 179 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,850 Sorry to interrupt whatever this is, but we have a small issue. 180 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,517 [clicks tongue] How small? 181 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,145 On a scale of small to substantial, it's closer to substantial. 182 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,396 Tell me. 183 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,565 Rourke's here. 184 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,317 Rourke, my boyfriend, Rourke? That's great. Where is he? 185 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,985 Um, the thing is he didn't come alone. 186 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,612 - He brought Jenny Davenport-- - Shut up. 187 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,864 [sighs] You know, who's running against you? 188 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,866 I said shut up, CeCe. That means stop talking. 189 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,785 And I get that. I just think that if we can have 190 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,954 an open dialogue right now, we could troubleshoot. 191 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:00,457 - Maybe-- - I need to speak with Rourke. [sighs] Now. 192 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,500 Okay. 193 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,586 [breathes shakily] 194 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,672 What do you think this means, realistically? 195 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,840 I mean, pulling something like this so close to the election. 196 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,761 Good ol' Rourke. What do we think? A horse head in his bed? 197 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,554 Okay. Hypothetically, is he cheating on you? 198 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,181 Did you break up? Or are you s... [sighs] 199 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,266 Or we could do spiders? 200 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,850 That seems infinitely worse than a horse's head. 201 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,686 Just stop. Okay? [chuckles] 202 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:23,604 Or are you still together? But it's just that Alpha Gamma's 203 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,731 backing Jenny Davenport instead of you now. 204 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,776 It seems like he'd be afraid of spiders. The macho guys usually are. 205 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,611 Or we could do snakes. It's much more phallic. 206 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,197 I'm just saying, if they've jumped the fence, we could have real trouble-- 207 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,616 - Right here in River City. - Can you shut up? 208 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,243 [chuckles] I'm just saying, 209 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,412 if it's more than a fidelity issue, it might be a problem. 210 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,663 CeCe, please stop talking. 211 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,748 Why me? What about him? He's not even being helpful. 212 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,292 Depends on what one finds helpful. 213 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,334 [scoffs] 214 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,585 Did you know? 215 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,423 What does it mean to really know anything anyway these days? 216 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,467 - [all clamoring, cheering] - [CeCe] Hazing? Here? So inappropriate. 217 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,304 [screaming, chattering] 218 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,853 [all clamoring, cheering] 219 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,272 [Blaise] Aw, I'm gonna miss this pledge class. 220 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,857 So young, so supple. 221 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,025 So eager to be tortured. 222 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,319 [student 1] Hit Scott! Hit Scott! 223 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,279 [all clamoring, chattering] 224 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,866 See? This feels like an endorsement. 225 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:17,951 Or worse. 226 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:21,913 - [student 1] Get Scott! - [clamoring, chattering] 227 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,790 Whoo! 228 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,500 [student 2] Oh, fuck! 229 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,837 - [gasps] - [student 3] Oh, my God. 230 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,714 [student 4] Should we call somebody? 231 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,133 - [student 5] Scott! - [student 6] He gonna be okay? 232 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,178 Well, this is an absolute disaster for me. 233 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:40,349 {\an8}[dean] Can you tell me where you were during the spring formal last year? 234 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,726 All due respect? No. 235 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,353 [chuckles] 236 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:49,816 Did you see anything unusual at the event? Any illicit activity? 237 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,070 Illicit or explicit? 238 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,654 Of an illegal nature. 239 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,989 Do we need a lawyer? 240 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,866 [dean] We're hoping for your cooperation. 241 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:02,912 This isn't an official legal investigation yet. 242 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:06,165 - Erroneous. Strike it from the record. - Mr. Powell, please. 243 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:10,002 I just need to know if you saw any activity 244 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:14,091 that might have contributed to Scott Russell's hazing injury last year. 245 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,467 He was injured? 246 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:20,055 This has been deeply traumatic for our entire family. 247 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,432 It's been months. 248 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,267 Why have we yet to see repercussions? 249 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,352 [dean] Congressman Russell, 250 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,980 as I explained, the investigation is ongoing. 251 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,565 We've interviewed the students, 252 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,651 but... [chuckles] ...you know how these things are. 253 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:37,405 They're all extremely committed to their code of silence. 254 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:42,744 Unless, um, Scott is finding himself able to remember? 255 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,163 [Congressman Russell] That's all right, bud. 256 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:49,418 Dean Sheffield. This happened to my son. 257 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,085 I wanna see some punishment. 258 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,795 Punishment will not be an issue. 259 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,881 Every fraternity and every sorority on campus 260 00:11:55,882 --> 00:12:00,386 has been put on probation until we can find the responsible party. 261 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,805 And with the vice president's daughter coming, 262 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,890 we've, uh, doubled campus police. 263 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:09,270 We've hired student life officers to monitor on-campus and off-campus-- 264 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,021 You know I've given a lot to this university. 265 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:14,275 I do, congressman, and we are extremely grateful. 266 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:19,280 I promise you these kids are gonna know that we are on them at all times. 267 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:20,573 [reporter] Congressman, 268 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,825 will you be supporting federal anti-hazing legislation? 269 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,703 Oh, as parents, we're dealing directly with the administration. 270 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,706 But what I can say is we're working to ensure that 271 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:32,460 no student will ever be damaged like this again. 272 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,546 - Thanks, Dad. - Thank you, sir. 273 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,885 - [whimpers, chuckles] - Okay, Mom. 274 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,806 Our wounded warrior returns. 275 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,893 - Blaise. Good to see you, son. - Likewise, sir. 276 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,645 You know, we feel so much better knowing Scott's got you to look out for him. 277 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,105 That's what best friends are for. 278 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,648 - [chuckles] - Yeah. Totally. 279 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,192 I really admire you too, Scott. 280 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:59,028 You know, he's always had such... [clicks tongue] ...tenacity. 281 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,280 He must get that from you, sir. Which, of course, 282 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,741 another reason why I'm looking forward to come work for you after graduation. 283 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,034 Well, like I said over the summer, 284 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,453 any friend of Scott's has a place in my administration. 285 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,579 Appreciate it, sir. 286 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,872 - Come here. - All right, Dad. 287 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,000 Oh, I love you. All right. 288 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,590 - [car door closes] - Come on. Let's get you settled. 289 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,217 [chattering] 290 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:24,595 [CeCe] I understand the increased security naturally means increased scrutiny, 291 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,556 but I can assure you that we will not wilt, we will not wither. 292 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,016 Figuratively or literally. 293 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,227 You'll notice we're working with a new florist this year. 294 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:33,395 But flowers aside, let me tell you. 295 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,147 I would rather lay down my life 296 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,984 than let Scott Russell or anything else cause any kind of optics issue. 297 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,362 [Caroline] One can only hope. 298 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,418 [driver] You're being very melodramatic. 299 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,046 You're taking my car. At least spare me the lecture. 300 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,464 You're not even my real mother. 301 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,550 Okay. 302 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:06,470 Well, your real father, he's thinking about your future 303 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,139 'cause you can't or you don't seem to want to. 304 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,269 I like that I'm treated like just another one of his investments. It's nice. 305 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:17,482 He has poured a lot of time and money into you. Ergo... 306 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,400 [Lucien] I wish I could remember that thing 307 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,610 that separates raising a kid from creating a hedge fund. 308 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,279 Rhymes with "glove," maybe. 309 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,532 [laughs] Oh, come on. 310 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,950 You know he loves you. 311 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:31,538 Love! That's it. Thank you. That would've driven me crazy all day. 312 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,249 We both love you very much. 313 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,210 Look, Claudia. I know you're trying, but it's just a little-- 314 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,296 Yeah, I know. I'm just your stepmother. 315 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,715 But you know, some things are thicker than blood, Lucien, 316 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,719 and I always thought of you as a little bit mine. 317 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,723 So you'll be paying Caroline, your actual daughter, a visit while you're here? 318 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,808 Or is one pseudo-parental ambush your limit? 319 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,893 Hmm. 320 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,733 I got a lunch meeting in DC. 321 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,484 Okay. 322 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,528 I guess I'll just tell her you said "hi" then. 323 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,905 - Mm-hmm - [car door closes] 324 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,742 [engine starts] 325 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,086 [CeCe] All impressive stats according to the formula. 326 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,464 Oh, good. [sighs] Another formula. 327 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,133 Well, for this one, I figured out a way to calculate PNM worth 328 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,635 based on a breakdown of value. 329 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:31,056 Legacy status, powerful connections, general attractiveness level. 330 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,349 Keep the dogs in the kennel, you know what I mean? 331 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,684 [chuckles] 332 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,062 And, um, financial standing for, you know, donation potential. 333 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,397 Where's Annie Grover? 334 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,940 [CeCe] Um, like, the vice president's daughter, Annie Grover? 335 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,233 Were you dropped on your head as a child, 336 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,652 or is there some other relevant Annie Grover? 337 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,736 No, sorry. 338 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,155 I just left her off because she's deep legacy at Sigma, 339 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,032 so I'm sure she's rushing them. 340 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,034 [chuckles] Plus, she's not even rich 341 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,203 because her dad's on, like, a government salary. 342 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,913 There are more important things than money, CeCe. 343 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:56,998 Since when? 344 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,587 Don't mind me. I just feel filthy from the drive in. 345 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,049 - You miss me? - Like a hole in the head. 346 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,635 [Lucien] So hostile. 347 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,930 Don't you have some vague work-study obligation to be getting to? 348 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,849 - What? - Leave now. 349 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,144 - Oh. Yeah. Bye. - [shower running] 350 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,646 - [Lucien] Bye. - [CeCe] Oh. Bye. 351 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,440 - Love you. - [CeCe] I love you too. 352 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,069 So, nice ride in? 353 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,822 It was terribly boring actually. And long. 354 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,616 Tell me, brother, what do you know about Annie Grover? 355 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,368 Annie Grover? The vice president's daughter? 356 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,204 No, the Muppet Baby. What is wrong with everyone? Jesus. 357 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,288 Well, why should I know? 358 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:41,792 She has no social media, and apart from a few mediocre profiles 359 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,128 in Reader's Digest, Good Housekeeping 360 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:47,172 and a third boring publication that I can't think of, I know nothing. 361 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,341 [chuckles] Doesn't sound like nothing to me. 362 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,510 Well, it is, and she is, possibly, 363 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,054 the most nothing girl I've ever had the pleasure of not knowing. 364 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:54,973 [Caroline] Mmm. 365 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,598 [sighs] 366 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,352 Maybe there's something to be said for a nice, nothing kind of girl. 367 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,730 What is this? What do you want? 368 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,649 What, you can't tell me you don't want to take a stab at the VP's daughter. 369 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,776 Cough it up. 370 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,571 Fine. I want her. 371 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,699 I want to have her lock, stock and smoking barrel. 372 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,284 And there it is. 373 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,119 Lucien, I don't know if you've noticed, 374 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,121 but we find ourselves a little bit on the line this year 375 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,206 because of this ugly Scott Russell business. 376 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,958 Well, honestly, I don't get what the big deal is. 377 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,045 I think the beer can loosened something up there, and he's actually smarter now. 378 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,590 Regardless, you know what they're not gonna do? 379 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,594 Kick the vice president's daughter's sorority off campus. 380 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,889 I need you to convince her in the way only you can. 381 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:40,935 [Lucien] Fine. 382 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,106 Say I deliver, and I get her to pledge Delta Phi for you... 383 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,318 what's in it for me? 384 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,781 Is the thanks of a grateful sister no longer enough? 385 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,991 Well, how grateful are we talking here? 386 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,410 I'll give you what you want. 387 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,246 Official verbal definition being? 388 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,375 Me. 389 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,378 The way you've always wanted. 390 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,132 For up to an hour. 391 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,765 Hmm. I'll take that as a yes. 392 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,236 [siren blares, stops] 393 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,578 [siren blares, stops] 394 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,551 - [onlookers chattering] - [photographer 1] Annie! 395 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,010 [staff member] Welcome, Mr. Vice President. 396 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,012 - [photographer 1] Can we get a picture? - [reporters clamoring] 397 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,556 [photographer 2] This way, Annie! 398 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,808 [photographer 3] Right over here, Mr. Vice President. 399 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,892 [shutters clicking] 400 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,853 [photographer 1] Why don't the two of you pair up, please? 401 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,563 [photographer 4] This way, please. 402 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,649 [photographers clamoring] 403 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,443 [staff member] Okay, everybody, that's enough photos. 404 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,239 [chattering] 405 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,782 [reporter] Annie, how do you feel about starting college? 406 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,286 I'm very excited. Thank you. 407 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,848 Man, I really had to take one for the team to get Caroline back, you know? 408 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,224 But I did what I had to. 409 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,852 Well, that Jenny Davenport thing was really something else. 410 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,146 It was a momentary lapse of judgment. 411 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,398 I wanted out. 412 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,649 Thought I wanted out, 413 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,485 and Jenny seemed like a good way to expedite the process. 414 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,405 Fuck Jenny to fuck over Caroline. 415 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,866 Ill-advised, but I can admit there's a certain poetry in that. 416 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,452 It doesn't matter. 417 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,829 Jenny's out of the picture. 418 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,580 And the important thing is 419 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:09,458 I've got Caroline eating out of the palm of my hand. 420 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,461 Like a Clydesdale with a carrot. 421 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,296 Rides like one too. You know what I mean? [laughs] 422 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,341 God, I really wish I didn't. 423 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,177 Anyway, we're all set for the open house tomorrow. 424 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:23,013 I just need you to sign this check to cover some extra expenses, 425 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,432 in case you were worried. 426 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,808 I'm not worried. 427 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,894 You're the best social chair we've ever had. 428 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,312 For real. 429 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,398 They also serve who only stand and wait. 430 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,694 [chuckles] All right, fucker. 431 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,529 Always a delight, Rourke. 432 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,697 Yeah. 433 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,283 [people chattering] 434 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,578 Hey, what's up, Blaise? 435 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,015 [Blaise sighs] 436 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,143 Lucien, I got it. [sighs] 437 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,983 Well, just get over here and we can play. 438 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:19,112 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 439 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,447 [phone beeps] 440 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,873 - [professor] Hello? - Oh. 441 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,667 Hi, Professor Chadwick. 442 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,670 Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but who are you? 443 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,505 Sorry. I'm Celeste Carroway. 444 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,133 People call me CeCe, but I'll respond to either. 445 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,885 - CeCe. - Yes. 446 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,847 I'm sorry, but one more time though. Who are you? 447 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,516 And why are you going through my desk? 448 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,309 Uh... 449 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,437 I'm CeCe. I'm your TA. 450 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:54,688 I don't have a TA. 451 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,440 You didn't have a TA. You do now. 452 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,025 No, I'm pretty sure I don't. 453 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,486 You're the only professor with a lecture size of over 100 students without a TA. 454 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,696 Did you know that? 455 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,322 No, I did not. And why do you? 456 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,200 I'm concerned your students aren't getting enough one-on-one discussion time. 457 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:10,579 If every one of your students participated in every class for only 30 seconds apiece, 458 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,540 and that's not counting any of the time taken up by your lecture itself, 459 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,833 you'd run over 15 minutes. 460 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,461 - Did you take my class? - No, I'm a finance major. 461 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,545 - Poli-sci minor? - No. 462 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,048 - But you want to TA for me? - Yes. 463 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,341 Brass tacks? I need this. 464 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,218 I was supposed to have an internship over the summer, 465 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,721 - but I became otherwise engaged. - Otherwise engaged with what? 466 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,264 Please. Sorry. If you wouldn't interrupt, 467 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,934 I'd really like to get through this. It's a little embarrassing. 468 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:35,020 Anyways... [sighs] ...I had an internship all lined up, 469 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,856 but I became aware, or rather my mother became aware, 470 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,150 that a very sought-after surgeon had a last-minute opening 471 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,069 in his summer schedule for a rhinoplasty. 472 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,612 Mind you, it wasn't anything desperate, 473 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,906 but, well, when there's an opening, there's an opening, you know? 474 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,657 - I don't think-- - But, well, the recovery time 475 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,409 was more complicated than we anticipated. 476 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,162 A nasty sinus infection. [sighs] 477 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:53,413 Don't worry. I'm fine now. 478 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,791 But it had me out of commission for nearly the whole break. 479 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,251 So now, suddenly, I've found myself entering my senior year 480 00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:01,755 with no work experience and, truthfully, a little bit of an Afrin addiction, 481 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:04,674 which does not look great on a résumé come time to apply for grad school. 482 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,844 Although I probably wouldn't mention the Afrin thing to a potential employer. 483 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,847 Although never say never, because here I am with you, mentioning it. 484 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,849 As you can see, I'm in a tough situation, 485 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,520 and the fact of the matter is, I... I really need this job. 486 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:19,816 Well, your nose looks great, but I still don't need a TA. 487 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,610 - Professor Chadwick, please. - Hey-- 488 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,529 I swear to you, if you let me do this, you won't regret it. 489 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,988 - Please get up-- - I promise you, 490 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:29,991 I will cut your workload in half. I'll do anything. I'll shadow you. 491 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,327 I'm very observant and a very fast learner. 492 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,412 If you'd let me, I'd as good as become an extension of you. 493 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,622 Just... Just give me a chance. 494 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,083 I swear I can learn to grade like you, to write like you, 495 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,292 I'll even think like you. 496 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,712 Okay, I'll give you the job. Would you please get up? 497 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,422 [breathes sharply] 498 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:47,218 And I don't want you to think like I think. 499 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,721 I want you to think like you think. 500 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,562 - Okay. [laughs] - [laughs] 501 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,485 Where are you going? 502 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,653 Oh, you know. 503 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,197 Things to see, people to do. 504 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,075 - Huh? - You're stopping by later, yes? 505 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,578 Yeah. Sure. 506 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,998 I'll, uh... I'll stop by. 507 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:19,584 It's important. 508 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,460 You're our house sweetheart. 509 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,088 It means a lot to me that I can rely on you. 510 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,717 For sure. [chuckles] 511 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,052 So glad we're back in this together. 512 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,888 Me too. 513 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:33,681 We're a united front, you and me. 514 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,224 Yeah. 515 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,561 A real power couple like the Clintons. 516 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:41,105 What is wrong with you fucking people? 517 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,317 Find a new reference. [sighs] 518 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,870 I wouldn't show this to you unless I had complete and total trust in you. 519 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,332 So consider this an example of that. 520 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,625 Wh... What is it? 521 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,251 Our brains. 522 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:06,463 [inhales sharply, chuckles] Wh-What? 523 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,839 [Scott chuckles] 524 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,508 {\an8}It's a record. A written history of brothers. 525 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,595 Past, present and future. 526 00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:17,808 Like, the future... Like... [stammers] ...the stuff that hasn't happened yet? 527 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,227 How do I simplify? 528 00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:24,814 Uh, it's like a logbook, you know, a bunch of written stories. 529 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:28,443 A greatest hits album of all the best, worst behavior 530 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,529 of any and all Alpha Gammas. 531 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,365 Cool. 532 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,617 Anyway, I-I went through 533 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:38,328 to see if anyone had added an account of what happened to you at formal. 534 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,038 There wasn't anything. But if there had been, 535 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,457 we might have been able to track down who did this to you, you know? 536 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:43,542 Make them pay. 537 00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,628 Yeah, it doesn't really matter, dude. So... 538 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,046 It's... It's all good. 539 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,715 No, it does matter, Scott. 540 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,093 You shouldn't have to go to parties with whoever did this to you. 541 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:56,596 Just constantly reminded of that trauma. Just-- 542 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,849 [chuckles] Listen, I don't remember anything, so it's cool. 543 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,226 - Really? Still? - Yeah. 544 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,395 Nothing's jogged your memory? Not even a little? 545 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,564 Nope. I mean, the last thing I remember, I was facing the wall. 546 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,234 Then I woke up in the hospital and, like, I think and I think, 547 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,278 but... [sucks teeth] ...nothing's up there, dude. 548 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,114 It's, like, completely empty. So... 549 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,117 Not like that's really a new thing. 550 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,371 You're right. You wanna go again? 551 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,456 Of course. 552 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:28,044 But if during today's barbecue anything comes up for you at all, 553 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:31,132 or if you feel the slightest bit uncomfortable, 554 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:35,594 - you just come and find me. Okay? - Okay. 555 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,430 [chuckles] 556 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,016 [students chattering] 557 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:46,521 Yes. I'm as settled in as I can be in the roughly 30 minutes since you left. 558 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:49,316 Yes. Yes, I'll let you know when I'm on my way. 559 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,234 It's cute, though, that we pretend anything I do 560 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:52,987 is a mystery at all to you and Dad. 561 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:57,115 Yes. I know. You've told me a million times. 562 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,284 I know you loved it. 563 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,746 Oh, my God. Okay. No, I'm not going to talk to you about what I'm wearing. 564 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,540 - Okay. Okay. I love you too. Bye. - [phone beeps] 565 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:06,667 Hi. 566 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:09,085 Hi. 567 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,004 [chuckles] Whoa. Easy. 568 00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:12,339 Identify yourself. 569 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:15,300 You know, I might have a promising career in something I need arms for. 570 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,719 [Annie] It's okay, Sandy. It's Lucien Belmont. 571 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,638 You can let him go. I'll handle him. 572 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,560 [Lucien] Thank you. 573 00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:26,187 [clicks tongue] 574 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:30,273 Just out of curiosity, what makes you think that you can handle me? 575 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:32,276 I saw you at church. 576 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:35,363 Well, I do like to be on my knees. 577 00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:38,907 I know. You have quite the reputation. 578 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:40,241 As do you. 579 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,410 [Annie] I'm sure. 580 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,872 So what have you heard about me exactly? 581 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,460 I'm dying to know. 582 00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:53,506 Okay. Well, I am not going to have sex with you. 583 00:27:54,632 --> 00:27:56,257 That couldn't be in my file. 584 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,219 So, what are you doing? 585 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,304 [Lucien] Waiting. 586 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:06,351 We are elegant. We are modest. 587 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,604 We do not do big. We do not do flashy. 588 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:12,315 That means discreet undergarments. 589 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:17,071 Nudes, neutrals, no lace, no obvious seams. 590 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:24,745 Remember, we are dressing to impress our future Deltas. 591 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,290 Makeup should be simple. 592 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:32,461 But we will be perspiring a fair amount, so you will want to reapply. 593 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,296 I do not want shine. I do not want shimmer. 594 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:38,717 If I wanted an oily face, I'd find a McDonald's fry cook. 595 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,595 [chuckles] You know your targets. 596 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:44,848 Greet them, wow them, and move them along. 597 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:48,351 But make sure they want us so bad they can taste it. 598 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,562 You. Your target. 599 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:53,774 Grace Holbrook. Brook like river, rowed crew, already D1. 600 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,275 You. 601 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,444 Cassie Carpenter. Cassie like casserole. 602 00:28:57,445 --> 00:29:00,197 Mom owns a fancy vegan cleanse meal plan service. 603 00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:09,123 Good. Roll call is at five o'clock sharp. 604 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,250 See you all at welcome. 605 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,003 Miranda, hang back a second. 606 00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:15,587 I have another bra. 607 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,797 It's not that. I need you to add someone else to your list. 608 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,466 A VIP. Annie Grover. 609 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,801 The vice president's daughter? 610 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:22,969 Were you dropped on your head as a child? 611 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:26,014 - No. Isn't she pref'ed at Sigma? - So? 612 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:28,266 So do we really wanna start poaching legacies? 613 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,267 We're not poaching anyone. 614 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,060 If she happens to show up, we have to be prepared. 615 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,061 Does Caroline think-- 616 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,899 This isn't about what Caroline thinks. This is about what I think. 617 00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:37,234 Run along. 618 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:40,070 [footsteps departing] 619 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:45,534 I know the way to Sigma. 620 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,204 You don't have to walk with me. I have Secret Service. 621 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,372 Oh, we've met. 622 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,124 I was just trying to be a gentleman here. 623 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,168 Sure. 624 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,794 You think I fancy myself some kind of bad boy? 625 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,713 I don't think a bad boy would fancy himself anything. 626 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,048 [Lucien] Oh, okay. Well, if you're gonna pretend 627 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:01,633 that everything you've heard about me is true, 628 00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:04,385 well, I guess I'll have no choice but to do the same for you. 629 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:06,179 Oh, whatever will I do? 630 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:10,016 I don't know. I suppose continue being the cookie-cutter little girl 631 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,977 that some political publicist has beaten any shred of individuality out of. 632 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,271 Okay. 633 00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:17,357 Seriously, your big issue is anti-kill shelters. 634 00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:19,902 And you're pro killing animals? What do you want from me? 635 00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:21,778 Nothing. 636 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,404 I'm finding that hard to believe. 637 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,656 Believe what you want. 638 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:27,575 I know what it's like to have everyone have a preconceived notion of who you are. 639 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:31,371 Oh. This is the part where you try to seduce me with the whole, 640 00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:33,081 "we're not so different, you and I" talk? 641 00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:37,002 Believe me, if I wanted to fuck you, we'd be fucking already. 642 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,213 So you don't want to fuck me? 643 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,673 I just thought you could use a friend. 644 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,509 Maybe you're the one who could use a friend. 645 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,554 [Lucien] Well, since you offered. 646 00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:53,351 Forget the party. Inspect me instead. 647 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,688 [officer] That's not necessary. All seems up to snuff with you boys. 648 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:57,313 Have a good night. 649 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:59,233 Consider me compliant, officer. 650 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,445 Clear! We're clear. 651 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,282 Fuck yeah, baby. You want a bump? 652 00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:09,242 [hip-hop playing on speakers] 653 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,411 [sniffs] 654 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:21,421 - Scott. - Mm-hmm? Oh, hey. 655 00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:22,880 - Hey. - You want some? 656 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,633 No, I'm good. Hey, have you seen Lucien around at all? 657 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:28,470 No, I've just kind of been over here eating hot dogs. 658 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:30,681 Yeah, that checks out. 659 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:32,433 - You enjoy. - Thank you. 660 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:36,185 ID. 661 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:37,688 Um, she left it at home. 662 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,399 I know who you are. You're not 21. 663 00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:43,443 Do you believe everything you read online? 664 00:31:43,444 --> 00:31:46,613 Look, why don't we just say we, um, keep this between friends? 665 00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:49,074 [country music playing on speakers] 666 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,328 Tell your father I'm a fan. 667 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,788 Well, that was embarrassing. 668 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,749 You're not a cheap date. It's no problem. 669 00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,501 Sometimes I just wish I wasn't who I am. 670 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:03,213 - Who would you want to be? - [scoffs] Wouldn't you like to know? 671 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,132 So is this where you try to seduce me with the whole, 672 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,884 "we're not so different, you and I" talk? 673 00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:09,719 - [chuckles] - What can I get you? 674 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,804 So, Miss Queen of Darkness, what'll it be? 675 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:15,225 Peach Julep? French 75? Some infused mojito something? 676 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,811 I'll have a dirty martini. 677 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:20,730 Lady will have a dirty martini, 678 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:24,067 and I will have a strawberry daiquiri with extra cherries, if you can. 679 00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:25,819 Are you having fun? 680 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:29,864 Just trying to illustrate that not all is always as it appears. 681 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,200 [chuckles] 682 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,998 [CeCe breathes deeply] 683 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,083 [CeCe sighs] 684 00:32:40,084 --> 00:32:42,419 So, the Annie Grover experiment. 685 00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:44,545 Is this a band you're forming? 686 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:48,050 Uh, I have my satellite people out looking, but nobody's made contact. 687 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:49,926 Satellite people? 688 00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:52,303 It's like Google Earth, but instead of aerial photography, 689 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,013 it's just people around campus. 690 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,808 Under-the-radar people. People you'd never notice. 691 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,977 I've been creating a network for years. 692 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:01,604 You're a very odd person. 693 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:02,690 Thank you. 694 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:04,358 [Caroline] Okay. 695 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,694 The point is, no one can find Annie. 696 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:10,948 You're not worried? 697 00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:13,450 Do I look worried? 698 00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:17,036 So, how's your martini? 699 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,831 [country music continues] 700 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:23,167 Okay, I should probably go. 701 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:26,295 To throw up or to the Sigma Rho Nu welcome? 702 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,548 Are they mutually exclusive? 703 00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:29,633 [Lucien chuckles] 704 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:32,677 So why Sigma? 705 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:36,181 My mother loved the sorority, and some of her closest friends are from it. 706 00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:37,933 How sweet. 707 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:39,809 What's the problem? You're in a frat. 708 00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:41,310 Yeah, just not the one my daddy made me join. 709 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,396 My mom's not making me do anything. 710 00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,857 It's philanthropic, community building. 711 00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:47,609 Women supporting women. Sisterhood. 712 00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:50,027 I wouldn't expect you to understand. 713 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,904 Oh, believe me, I love sisters. 714 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:54,950 - Hmm. But? - Why Sigma? 715 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:59,162 Is it a crime to love my parents and want them to be proud of me? 716 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:01,706 [Lucien] No, it's just very modern. 717 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,126 Mmm. You don't love your family? 718 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,504 - What family? - So you were raised by wolves? 719 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,757 No, but my mother was eaten by one. 720 00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:12,759 Well, that's very sad. 721 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,927 Yeah, it was. 722 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,097 Wait, are you... 723 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:20,641 I'm just not quite ready to open up about my childhood bed-wetting 724 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,018 and my fear of shopping mall mannequins. 725 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:23,311 Wait, shopping mall mannequins? 726 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:25,021 - They're terrifying to me. - Oh, my God. Right? 727 00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:27,190 - Because they're all expressionless. - And why not give them faces? 728 00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:28,441 Exactly. [chuckles] 729 00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:30,194 [Lucien chuckles] 730 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,947 Okay, so you don't want to talk about your family. 731 00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:35,615 It's complicated. 732 00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:38,659 Mmm, okay. And you don't think that little Miss Chasing Liberty 733 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,745 could possibly understand complicated? 734 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,247 Excuse me. Do I know you? 735 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,999 - No. - You sure? 736 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,252 - 'Cause you look really familiar. - I'm sure. You don't know me. 737 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:51,672 [Annie] Hmm. 738 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,593 - [sighs] - So, do you? 739 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,303 - What? - Do you know you? 740 00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:00,849 - [scoffs] Um... [chuckles] - [chuckles] 741 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,855 ["Winning" playing] 742 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,194 ♪ 'Cause you be in yo' zone When you winning ♪ 743 00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:15,029 ♪ On yo' own when you winning ♪ 744 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,198 Look who's here! Our Alpha Gamma sweetheart! 745 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:18,867 - [students cheer] - We need to talk. 746 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,371 - [Rourke] Talk about what? - We agreed you'd stop by. 747 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,457 Okay, Caroline, baby. Listen, I, uh-- 748 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,918 [Caroline] No, unfortunately, I'm done protecting you. 749 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:30,545 I've run out of patience. 750 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:33,798 The way I see it, the only way forward is for you to admit what you did last year. 751 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:36,008 Really? We're gonna go through all this again? 752 00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:38,052 You haven't dragged me over the coals enough for what happened? 753 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,805 I'm not talking about Jenny. 754 00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:42,766 I want you to admit what you really did. 755 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,145 I want you to admit what you did to Scott Russell. 756 00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,157 I tried to protect you. 757 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,785 - I tried to have your back. - You know that's not what happened. 758 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:03,911 I didn't do anything. 759 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,372 Poor Scott really couldn't afford to lose any more brain cells. 760 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:07,331 I was with Jenny. 761 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:09,750 Who's in Europe now and, conveniently, a little afraid of me, 762 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,878 so good luck getting in touch. 763 00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:13,379 You're not fucking serious. 764 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:14,506 [Caroline] I know you're upset. 765 00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:16,591 You're worried about what this means. 766 00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:20,428 For you, your future, your cushy little internship at Apple. 767 00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:22,263 I'm sorry. I can no longer be complicit. 768 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:24,600 You're a fucking vindictive, jealous little cunt. 769 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,934 I should've known you'd do something like this. 770 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,686 We could lose our chapters. 771 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,773 Hundreds of years of history, legacy, down the drain. 772 00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:36,153 I just don't think I can stand idly by in silence anymore. 773 00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:39,238 [chuckling] 774 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,576 Well, you know what I think? I think you got nothing on me. 775 00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:45,996 - [door opens, closes] - [phone buzzes] 776 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,456 - What? - It's CeCe. 777 00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:49,707 [Caroline] I know. 778 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,085 Right. So, she's here. 779 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,087 - Who? - A student life officer. 780 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:56,756 They're testing the tea. 781 00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:57,965 Testing the tea? 782 00:36:57,966 --> 00:37:00,760 - Someone must have reported us. - We didn't do anything, CeCe. 783 00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:03,554 Okay. But so, what do I do? 784 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,556 Do whatever they ask. Cooperate fully. 785 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,391 Give them a tour. We're completely above board. 786 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:08,601 We have nothing to hide. 787 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:12,021 Right. But what about... [sighs] ...you know? 788 00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:14,357 - What? - The basement girls? 789 00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:15,566 What's a basement girl? 790 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,653 Okay. Say there are a couple of legacies in the basement. 791 00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,237 "There are a couple of legacies in the basement." 792 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,697 No, it is not the beginning of a joke. 793 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,033 I am telling you there are a couple legacies in the basement. 794 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,785 I'm asking for your help. What do I do with them? 795 00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:28,287 I can't make every decision for you, CeCe. 796 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:30,374 Just take care of it. I trust you. 797 00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,376 - You do? - No. 798 00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:34,878 - Keep your phone close. - [phone beeps] 799 00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:37,880 [Rourke] Everybody get the fuck out! 800 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:40,049 All right, if you don't live here, I don't wanna see you. 801 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,509 [people exclaim, laugh] 802 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,595 Okay! Way to show your dominance. 803 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,180 Fuck. 804 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,059 Why the one-man rendition of Stomp? 805 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,311 [Rourke] Look, I want her gone. [pants] 806 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,729 Are you and Caroline fighting again? 807 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,731 She's a fucking psychopath, dude. 808 00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:58,317 - I want her banned from this house. - She's the house sweetheart. 809 00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,069 Oh, she's no fucking sweetheart. 810 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:02,363 Okay, I'm telling you I never want to see that fucking bitch again. 811 00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:05,032 You really shouldn't speak about women like that. 812 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:06,492 He's just a little touchy 813 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:08,744 because I was just trying to get him to finally come clean. 814 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:10,246 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 815 00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:12,415 At this point, it's just sad that he's continuing to deny 816 00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:14,083 what he did to Scott at formal last year. 817 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,961 - See? This bitch is fucking crazy. - Forcing all of us 818 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:20,381 to run this ridiculous cover-up while we languish on social probation. 819 00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:21,632 She's got a point. 820 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:25,137 I mean, if you cooperate, things could end all the more simply for you. 821 00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:27,930 What the fuck, man? 822 00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:29,849 Everyone knows I didn't do shit to Scott. 823 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:32,393 Come out with your hands up and maybe I can persuade the Russells 824 00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:35,229 to drop any pesky assault charges. 825 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:38,691 Yeah? What does she have on you, dude? Hmm? 826 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,818 - We saw you do it, dude. - Tell the fucking truth! 827 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,779 Maybe you should try using your words this time, Rourke? 828 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,115 [scoffs] You're fucking liars, all right? 829 00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:48,409 You're liars! And if you do this to me, 830 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:51,245 if you try to take me down like this, I swear I'm not going quiet. 831 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,247 All right, I have shit on all you motherfuckers. 832 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:54,750 What's all this about, Rourke? 833 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,375 Lucien! 834 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,585 Come on, Mr. Treasurer. 835 00:38:57,586 --> 00:38:59,171 You better have your fucking key. 836 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,009 What's going on? 837 00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:07,636 I feel we've been very up-front through this whole process, 838 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:09,930 but I need you to respect my authority as rush chair of this sorority. 839 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,891 Miss, please step aside. 840 00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:14,643 There are simply some places that I cannot grant you access to 841 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:15,978 as they are sacred to the sorority. 842 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:18,439 And if you want to get past me, you'll need a search warrant. 843 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,774 That won't be necessary. 844 00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:23,360 Well, you tell me your next move then, lady, because I'm staying put. 845 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:26,697 This is my Silkwood. My Redwoods. I'm not moving. 846 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:29,951 So by all means, if you want another Kent State on your hands... 847 00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:33,704 Give me your key. 848 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,207 Why don't we just let bygones be bygones and go back up to the party? 849 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,708 Give me your fucking key, Lucien. 850 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:38,794 Okay. 851 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,463 If you're, uh, really sure. 852 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:43,548 Fuck you. 853 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:55,352 - Where is it? - [clattering] 854 00:39:57,104 --> 00:40:00,856 This is a huge invasion of our privacy, and I will be filing a complaint. 855 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:03,484 I want to reiterate that there are certain aspects of the sisterhood 856 00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:04,985 that must remain confidential, 857 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:08,447 and as such, these girls have access to very sensitive materials. 858 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:11,158 Some of them being the recipient list of our invitation cards... 859 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:14,078 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on! Stop. 860 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:15,371 We are not going down there! 861 00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:16,997 Come on! [sighs] 862 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,249 Oh, for crying out loud, 863 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,876 since when is it illegal to have the ugly girls in the basement? 864 00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,796 Honestly, we're not running a sweatshop here. 865 00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:25,965 [phone rings] 866 00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:28,342 - [Rourke] Where the fuck is the book? - [Lucien] You see, I'd like to help you, 867 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,761 it's just that, um, I don't really want to. 868 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,847 - Send them. - [Rourke] I know you two assholes have it. 869 00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:34,640 It doesn't seem like they know what you're talking about. 870 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,016 Where the fuck is the book? 871 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:37,726 Oh, you mean our secret book? 872 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:40,020 The one you could surely use to incriminate us all in, well, 873 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,439 all manner of nefarious goings on? That secret book? 874 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,358 Yeah, we simply couldn't just tell you that. 875 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:46,819 Yeah. Would defeat the purpose of having it actually be secret. 876 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:48,737 [chuckles, grunts] 877 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,656 [grunts, chuckles] 878 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:51,950 [both grunting, groaning] 879 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:55,286 [students exclaiming] 880 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:57,705 - Rourke is very violent. It's jarring. - Yeah, he is. 881 00:40:57,706 --> 00:40:58,664 [grunts] 882 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,834 [students cheer, exclaim] 883 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:02,794 [grunts] 884 00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:06,422 I hope this isn't bringing anything 885 00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:08,800 - up for you? - [Lucien] That the best you got? Let's go! 886 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:12,179 - [students exclaim] - [Lucien grunting] 887 00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:15,306 It's just like what happened to you last year. 888 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:16,974 - [students exclaim] - [Rourke grunts] 889 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,058 - Come on! Let's go! - Yeah! 890 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,728 It's so familiar. 891 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,106 - [students cheering] - [person] Fight. Fight. Fight. 892 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,442 Campus police. 893 00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:27,943 Move! Out of the way! 894 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:30,446 Scott, you don't think that it could have been... 895 00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:31,406 [Rourke grunts] 896 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,995 It was Rourke! Rourke threw the beer can. 897 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,914 - What? No. - [students murmuring] 898 00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:41,248 He did this to me last year. 899 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:45,085 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look at him. He's a fucking idiot! 900 00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:46,713 They fucking set me up. 901 00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:50,217 It was her. She fucked me. 902 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,136 - I don't fuck losers. - [Rourke grunts] 903 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,775 I believe a "congratulations" is in order. 904 00:42:07,484 --> 00:42:08,985 What ever are you talking about? 905 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,405 You can drop your act, Caroline. 906 00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,825 We were all very happy to dance your little Swan Lake. 907 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,411 And I'm free of Von Rothbart forever. 908 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,621 But according to Dean Sheffield, 909 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:25,877 we're still on thin ice with very, very hot skates. 910 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:28,337 I know that. 911 00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:29,630 And I'm handling it. 912 00:42:29,631 --> 00:42:32,133 Thus, my continued pursuit of Annie Grover? 913 00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:34,761 So what's this really about anyway? 914 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,471 What everything's about. 915 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:40,099 - Power. Namely, my having it. - Mm-hmm. 916 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,892 And Annie Grover will give you that? 917 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,811 What, did you like Annie Grover, Lucien? 918 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,187 Don't be stupid. 919 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:47,232 If you want Annie, you'll have her. 920 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:49,651 But that would mean... 921 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:55,447 Uh, speaking of Annie, she was a no-show at Sigma yesterday, 922 00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:57,367 so the field for her bid is actually wide open. 923 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:03,455 Sorry, I just thought you were going to be visibly happier about that. 924 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:05,333 - It's fine. - Well done, CeCe. 925 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:06,875 [CeCe chuckles] 926 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:10,629 Well, okay, um, but there is also bad news. 927 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:13,383 Um, but before I tell you, it's not as bad as it seems. 928 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:21,640 "The Greek War. Campus movement calls for end to toxic fraternity, 929 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:24,143 sorority culture, plus an inside look at its leaders." 930 00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:25,979 [Lucien] There's no such thing as bad publicity. 931 00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:28,063 Just bad news. 932 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,566 You'll need to finish the job. 933 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,777 O Captain, my Captain. 934 00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,280 ["Wolf" playing] 935 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:39,325 ♪ I'm hungry like a wolf ♪ 936 00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:42,412 So, Beatrice Worth... 937 00:43:44,998 --> 00:43:46,957 [Beatrice] The Greeks think they own this campus. 938 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,877 And some of them are worse than others. 939 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,924 ♪ I'm lost and I'm lonely ♪ 940 00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:57,427 [phone chimes] 941 00:44:00,347 --> 00:44:01,473 [Annie] It's Lucien. 942 00:44:03,767 --> 00:44:04,601 She in there? 943 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:07,812 Guess she's not taking visitors. 944 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,110 Okay. What do I need to know? 945 00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:16,488 Well, okay. First off... 946 00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:20,825 ♪ Taste for hell ♪ 947 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,626 ♪ Taste for hell ♪ 948 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:31,961 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 949 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,171 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 950 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:35,590 [song ends] 951 00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:45,682 [CeCe] This season on Cruel Intentions. 952 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:50,270 So, Annie rushes, and I fuck her. And then I get to fuck you. 953 00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:51,271 Yes. 954 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,399 [Annie's mom] You're in a position of power. 955 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,443 Whatever you decide, people will pay attention. 956 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:58,112 Try to find someone you trust. 957 00:44:58,113 --> 00:45:00,407 - She's, uh, pretty special. - [Annie] Okay! 958 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,158 CeCe? Where are you going? 959 00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:05,035 [CeCe] Um, school. I'll be back later. 960 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,995 This is the new political society. 961 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:09,081 Now is the time to level the playing field. 962 00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:10,249 Take back the house! 963 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:11,751 I guess now's the fun part. 964 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:13,752 [Caroline] Tonight's the night, CeCe. 965 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,421 - President's Night. - [crowd cheering] 966 00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:17,923 If you were president of Alpha Gamma... 967 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:18,882 What about Brian? 968 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,968 Hello, Mr. President. 969 00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:23,513 {\an8}I don't want to be disappointed in you again. 970 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,389 [Caroline] I'll handle it. 971 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:27,224 You think you could help me rub this one out? 972 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,809 I don't think that's a great way to put that. 973 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:30,894 - [Caroline] What is all this? - You said to get refreshments. 974 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,646 I didn't mean that kind of coke. 975 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:34,314 We'll just need to take a look at your records. 976 00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:35,608 We just use Spotify. 977 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,026 There are lines that we don't cross. 978 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,528 - [grunts] - [Annie, Lucien chuckle] 979 00:45:39,529 --> 00:45:42,615 You know perfectly well that there are no lines between us, dear brother.