1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,882 [Blaise] Previously on Cruel Intentions. 2 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,801 [Caroline] It's President's Night. We need Annie. 3 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:12,679 She's the vice president's daughter. I need you to get her for me. 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,515 What I'm not hearing is how any of this affects me. 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,434 [Beatrice] The Greeks think they own this campus. 6 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:19,477 That's why now is the time to level the playing field. 7 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:20,729 We have to get ahead of it. 8 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,189 Oh, and you're seriously coming to me with Scott Russell as the answer to that? 9 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,691 I'm Brian Blandsman. Vice Prez. 10 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:27,652 You know, you can just call me Julia Louis-Dreyfus, because I'm the Veep. 11 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:30,155 I don't want to be disappointed in you again. 12 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,198 But I have a plan. Mom, I'm getting Annie Grover. 13 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,825 Good evening, everyone. 14 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:35,827 [protesters chanting] Ho, ho! Greek life has got to go! 15 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:39,080 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Greek life has got to go! 16 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,249 Hey, hey! 17 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:55,722 ["Sports!" playing] 18 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:58,058 [students chattering] 19 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,399 ♪ Now put your money where your mouth is ♪ 20 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,195 ♪ Put your money where your mouth is ♪ 21 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:12,947 ♪ You see height is time, time is money Never apologize ♪ 22 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:14,324 ♪ These are the rules ♪ 23 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:15,701 ♪ Sports ♪ 24 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:17,952 ♪ These are the rules ♪ 25 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,288 ♪ Sports ♪ 26 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,414 ♪ These are the rules ♪ 27 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,709 - ♪ Sports, sports, sports, sports ♪ - ♪ These are the rules ♪ 28 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,128 [CeCe] "After the hazing incident last year that left one student, 29 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,923 Congressman Russell's sophomore son, Scott, permanently injured"... 30 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,550 Oh, grow up. Like he was in Mensa or something. 31 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,469 They got nothing. Okay, here. 32 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:37,555 "The protests held outside of Delta Phi sorority house. 33 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,475 Helping lead the charge was Vice President Grover's daughter, 34 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:42,811 Annie, a freshman at Manchester College. 35 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:44,354 Due to the high profile progeny involved, 36 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,731 this latest stand might finally help the anti-Greek movement 37 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,567 gain the momentum they've been needing"... 38 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,737 Fuck. There's pictures. 39 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:55,657 Honestly, I think it's just a perspective issue. 40 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:57,158 - I mean, look at the framing. - [clears throat] 41 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,077 They got all the protesters clumped in together. 42 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:01,371 It's not like anyone believes the media anyways. 43 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:04,958 - It's fake news, is what it is. - Yes, CeCe. We were all there. 44 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,043 Yeah. 45 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,629 See? That's you. 46 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:10,756 And that's your cankle. 47 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,635 Well, gout does run in my family. 48 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,388 - Try less salt. - Hmm. 49 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,516 Okay, well, there really is no other way to say this, 50 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:23,476 but due to the protest coverage, 51 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,229 response rates are trending 38% lower 52 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,273 than what we normally expect for tonight's event. 53 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:29,440 But I don't want you to worry 54 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,776 because I already have some really good ideas regarding damage control. 55 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,278 I have it handled. 56 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:34,696 Well, okay. I just think... 57 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:35,780 [Caroline sighs] 58 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,115 Okay. 59 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:40,994 [students chattering] 60 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,580 [Caroline speaks Latin] 61 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,666 [in English] Earn your heritage. 62 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,714 We live by these words for a reason 63 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:56,926 because we have all been chosen to uphold and to honor this rich and storied legacy. 64 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,345 We are Delta Phi. 65 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:02,473 We are proud. We must remain proud. 66 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,227 There have always been people who wanna take that away from us. 67 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:08,229 But we must not be discouraged. 68 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:11,024 Their hostility and their anger 69 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:15,446 simply serves as a reminder of just how powerful we truly are. 70 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,491 We must stay the course. 71 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:23,537 At tonight's champagne mixer and to all of those thereafter. 72 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,838 One night does not define us. 73 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,716 One article. One story. 74 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,887 We are the story. 75 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:44,558 We have always been the story and we always will be. 76 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,617 [Beatrice] This is very good for us. 77 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:05,828 I mean, for the cause. It really couldn't have gone any better. 78 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,414 - Hmm. - I mean, we completely dominated them. 79 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,666 Look at this. 80 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:12,627 - Hey... I mean, we totally took them. - Yeah. Yeah, we took 'em. 81 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,129 We commandeered the whole night. 82 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:15,755 Is this laminated? 83 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:19,133 We didn't commandeer them. You commandeer ships, not people. 84 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,802 You impress upon people. 85 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:24,180 - Right. Well, they were impressed... upon. - They were, weren't they? 86 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:27,266 Besides, I had a laminator. I didn't need to go to FedEx or anything. 87 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,477 - Okay. - Plus, I think it's a great photo of us. 88 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,895 I mean, look at that. 89 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,231 - Yeah. [chuckles] - Seriously, we look amazing. 90 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:34,483 Not Caroline though. 91 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:37,485 Do you think I should get bangs? 92 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,488 [Lucien] I think bangs are always a good idea. 93 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,365 That question wasn't for you. 94 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,742 [Lucien] Well, question, cry for help. 95 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,412 You asked, I answered. 96 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,414 And there's nothing better than a good bang. 97 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,874 - Well, I have work. - Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,710 So I'll see you here later for the symposium? 99 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:55,211 - Okay. - Can't wait. 100 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,587 Whatever. 101 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,172 - Okay, love you. - Love you too. 102 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,507 [phone buzzes] 103 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,592 So the symposium. 104 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,678 - [Annie] Uh... - Sounds like a real crowd-puller. 105 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,972 I think it's just a bunch of people hanging out. 106 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,307 But she says it's gonna be a real victory lap or something. 107 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,684 I don't know. 108 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:13,021 - [Lucien] You seem excited. - No, I am. 109 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:14,856 [Lucien] Anything in particular on your mind? 110 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:17,442 [scoffs] You can't win with these people. 111 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:19,737 - What people? These people? - No, these people. 112 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:24,282 [sighs] The comments on this article are... They're insane. 113 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:27,618 - The Internet? - I'm being serious. 114 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,203 I'm starting to think this wasn't a good idea. 115 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:32,373 It was supposed to be a good thing, and now people hate me. 116 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,709 I think hate's an awfully strong word. 117 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,878 Well, they're going after my mom because she was in Sigma. 118 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:39,297 And now they're going after me for going after her 'cause she was in Sigma. 119 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:41,299 Like, I... Look. 120 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,676 "Mommy issues are hardly an issue to stand on. 121 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,386 Nepo baby little bitch." 122 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:48,806 [chuckles] You really care about what "Sarah from Nebraska" thinks? 123 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,308 I care what all Sarahs think. 124 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,226 - Okay, well, you wanna know what I think? - No. 125 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,729 I think that you just need to forget about it. 126 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,397 What? That's your big advice? 127 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,649 They're idiots. They're gonna continue to be idiots. 128 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,151 I mean, this is why you haven't done anything 129 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,819 because you're so worried what people think. 130 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,154 I've done things. 131 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,740 You've been to one protest. 132 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,826 You need to loosen up and have some fun. 133 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:10,662 I don't like fun. 134 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,499 Well, that's the spirit. 135 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,585 - [students chattering] - [sighs] 136 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,254 [students chattering] 137 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,756 [Blaise] If it isn't Caroline Merteuil. 138 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,758 The girl who lived, come to die. 139 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,343 Well, that's awfully tired. 140 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:26,428 Hmm. 141 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,347 [Blaise] What do you want? 142 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,599 - I've come to a decision. - Oh, this ought to be good. 143 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,684 Scott should be Alpha Gamma's next official president. 144 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,561 He's got the right story. 145 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,480 Really? You don't say. 146 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,232 I've come to realize that he does possess 147 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,527 a certain cachet from the whole unfortunate hazing injury. 148 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,445 Yeah. If you could call it that. [sniffs] 149 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,030 And he does, if you squint, 150 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,074 come from a significant lineage. 151 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,369 Mmm. A high profile progeny. Yes. 152 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,871 And I can admit he has a certain boy-next-door quality 153 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,873 and an inherent goodness that some, not me, 154 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,291 but some might find appealing. 155 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,211 [sniffs] Huh? Very compelling. 156 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,089 I just think he could be useful to us right now. 157 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:06,509 Okay, well, you've certainly given me a lot to think about. 158 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:09,095 Definitely would not have put that all together myself. 159 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,179 Definitely not. 160 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,932 - How do I skip this part? - It's easy. 161 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,518 I just wanna hear you say it. 162 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,896 You were right... 163 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,731 You were right, Blaise. 164 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,609 Thank you so much for that. 165 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,028 Now, because you did ask so nicely, 166 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,364 we're gonna make the necessary maneuvers and see to it that this gets done. 167 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,617 What does that mean? Maneuvers? 168 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,161 - Just Blandsman. - What's a Blandsman? 169 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:36,039 Well, actually it's "Who's a Blandsman," and no one of consequence. 170 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:37,583 Blandsman. 171 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,877 Brian Blandsman, Rourke's VP, 172 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,962 and currently the only one in the running. 173 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,631 Scott's a shoo-in. He's gonna win by a landslide. 174 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,842 Consider it done. 175 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,016 [phone ringing] 176 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:56,601 Good afternoon, office of the Second Lady. 177 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:58,019 Hi, it's, um, it's Annie. 178 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,145 Is my mom around? 179 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,439 Unfortunately, she has been pulled away. 180 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,523 Oh. 181 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,735 Lots of fires to put out, you know. 182 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:06,569 Yeah, sure. 183 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:09,197 I'm sure things will calm down soon. 184 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:10,656 I'll let her know that you called. 185 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,741 Okay, thanks. 186 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,618 You know, I was a Kappa. 187 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,536 Some of the most loyal women I've ever met. 188 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,872 [sucks teeth] Yeah, I'm sure. 189 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,916 Um, but you'll tell her that I called? 190 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,709 I will tell her that you called. 191 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:22,878 Okay. 192 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,343 You've been quite busy. 193 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,886 Oh, yeah? According to whom? 194 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,804 Your picture in the Virginia Herald for one. 195 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:36,016 Or perhaps mommy dearest gave you a call? 196 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,688 Nothing worse than silence. 197 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,690 Do you think I should wear more jewel tones? 198 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,859 - A new look for a new you? - Maybe. 199 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,197 Or maybe I'm just trying something out. 200 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,616 Style's a work in progress. 201 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,661 I think you and I both know I can appreciate style, 202 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:59,748 but not when it's too flashy and not when it gets in my way. 203 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,042 Why do I have a feeling we're not talking about my sweater collection? 204 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,086 - What do you think you're doing? - Changing. 205 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,922 I'd like you to walk me through the thinking here. 206 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,674 [Lucien] What would you like to know? 207 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:13,177 I'd like to know your little act of rebellion was just that. An act. 208 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,179 Never been a fan of the theater. 209 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,472 Fall in line, Lucien. 210 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,809 I thought you loved me for my rebellious nature. 211 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,438 Fine. Be the boy who cried Attica. 212 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,066 Let me just remind you what's on the line here 213 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,568 if you don't get me what I want. 214 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,614 If you wanna fuck me... 215 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,033 [whispering] ...you better not fuck me. 216 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,498 [whispering] Gotta run. 217 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:48,797 [scoffs] 218 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:57,848 [Blaise] Oh, fuck. Oh, God. That is so hot. 219 00:09:58,974 --> 00:09:59,974 [moans] 220 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,851 - Yeah. You like that? - Yeah. 221 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,937 - You know what would make it even hotter? - You want me to put a finger in? 222 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,981 - No. No, no, no. - No. 223 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:10,485 I was just thinking how hot it is seeing a powerful man on his knees. 224 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,656 - Look this powerful? - No, not like that. 225 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,034 I mean, like, uh... 226 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:22,788 like a powerful man, like a president. 227 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,960 Like, if you were President of Alpha Gamma. 228 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,129 What about Brian? 229 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,505 Blandsman? What about him? 230 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,591 He's a really good guy, and I think... 231 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:34,800 I think he really wants this. 232 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:39,180 Okay, that may be, but we need more than that right now. 233 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,766 We need you. 234 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,684 You're a natural-born leader, Scott. It's in your blood. 235 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,812 Don't you want to follow in your dad's footsteps? 236 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,607 - Yeah, of course. Yeah. - Great. Then that's settled. 237 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:52,318 - But I can't do that to Brian. - Blandsman doesn't matter. 238 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,236 [Scott] I'd feel too bad running against him. 239 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:57,531 - He does really want this, you know? - Okay, yeah, but-- 240 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,075 [Scott] And you... 241 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:02,412 you wouldn't want me to do anything that makes me uncomfortable, would you? 242 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,209 [sighs] 243 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:15,675 [students chattering] 244 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,221 You're gonna have to take a mulligan, Blandsman. 245 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,307 - You stepped on my ball. - Yeah, I actually meant the election. 246 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,392 [Brian] No way. 247 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:25,601 [stammers] Way. 248 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,395 Wait, what are you talking about? 249 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:31,023 I'm talking about you giving up your bid for this presidency. 250 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,026 [chuckles] Yeah, that's not happening, brother. 251 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,694 Oh, it's happening. 252 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,697 - With or without your say so. - That's... 253 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,699 What the fuck? 254 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,076 Dude, I've waited for this. 255 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,246 Two years I spent doing nothing but taking all kinds of shit from Rourke. 256 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,664 And we thank you for your patience. 257 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:50,167 We really do, but we need to select the most appropriate man for the job. 258 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,962 And, you know, with all the recent controversy... 259 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,799 [sighs] ...we need a... How do I put this? 260 00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:59,427 More front-of-house kind of face for this presidency. 261 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:02,263 Okay. This isn't some big dick measuring contest. 262 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:05,641 - I've earned this, and you know it. - Well, I said face, not dick. 263 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,393 And my point still stands. 264 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,854 All right, look, I did the most philanthropy hours. 265 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,857 I did... I did the most designated driving. 266 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,692 I got a Tesla, man. 267 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,193 You know how many people threw up in that Tesla? 268 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,946 - I'm gonna say a lot. - A lot. 269 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:20,782 A lot of people. 270 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,285 Now I want my fucking reward. 271 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,871 - The reward being? - Being... [stammers] ...everything. 272 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:31,333 The title, the power, the... girls. 273 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,751 This isn't Make-A-Wish. 274 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,336 All right, you can't just walk in here, 275 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,380 swinging your big dick around and take this from me. 276 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,883 [clicks tongue, inhales sharply] 277 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,136 Your obsession with the size of my dick aside, 278 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,805 this matter is now out of your hands. 279 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,100 Have fun with your little putter. 280 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,105 [whispering] I'm sorry if... if I caused any problems for you. 281 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,442 Please just call me back when you can. Okay, bye. 282 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,194 [Annie sighs] 283 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,361 [stammers] 284 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,905 - [students murmuring] - What happened? 285 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,658 I left you earlier with very specific instructions. 286 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,827 Would you please be quiet? People are trying to work. 287 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,747 Oh, sorry. 288 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,706 [whispers] Sorry. 289 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,958 - Sorry! - Oh, my God. [shushes] 290 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,460 I'm just trying to teach by example here. 291 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,628 What? How to be a dick? 292 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,505 - The art of not giving a fuck. - Okay. 293 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,423 Well, I do give a fuck about everything. 294 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,344 So, I'm gonna talk to a reporter. 295 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,011 I can clear this whole thing up. 296 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,554 That is a terrible idea. 297 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,223 - No, it's not. - What are you gonna say? 298 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,934 What do you mean? It's obvious. 299 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,727 - Tell me, Miss Grover... - [student shushes] 300 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,772 ...if you believe that institutions of Greek life are classist, racist, sexist, 301 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:35,940 and all manner of "ists," 302 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,610 how do you defend your mother, who belonged to a sorority herself? 303 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,945 [scoffs] 304 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,696 - I'm waiting for an answer, Miss Grover. - Okay. 305 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,615 - Criticizing institutions is diff-- - Yes. 306 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,534 Is different than judging the people who belong to them. 307 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,953 But that's exactly what you did. That's the position that you've taken, 308 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,913 and these are the people that you're standing against. 309 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,831 - No, I'm standing against... [stammers] - Against whom? 310 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,041 There... There are certain... 311 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,751 - There are certain things-- - What certain things? 312 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,336 There are... [groans] There are certain people... 313 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,046 - What kind of people? - There are certain principles-- 314 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,756 - What kind of principles? - There are certain principles 315 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:01,840 that I'm standing against. 316 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,884 Principles associated with sororities and fraternities? 317 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,553 - Yes. - To which your mother belonged. 318 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,514 No. Well, I mean... [stammers] ...yes, but she didn't-- 319 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,599 [Lucien] Yes? 320 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,225 - Not-- - Mm-hmm? 321 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,686 Not all sororities are bad. 322 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,104 - Not all men! - Stop! 323 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,606 - Not all men! Not all men! - Oh, my God. Stop. 324 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,774 Shut up! 325 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,735 [whispering] Sorry. 326 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,862 That was a train wreck. 327 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,781 Oh, my God. I'm screwed. 328 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,824 What am I gonna do? 329 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,994 I already set the whole thing up with a reporter. 330 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,705 I'm gonna help you, but, first, 331 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,791 - I need you to give my way a chance. - [sighs] 332 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,376 Fine, okay. 333 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,045 Let's say I go along with this madness. Then what? 334 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,631 Well, then I send the reporter off to someone else. 335 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,050 I got just the person. 336 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,803 Let's go! 337 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,599 [phone ringing] 338 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,684 Um... 339 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,478 Hello? 340 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,980 Yes, this is she. 341 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,815 It said use a comb. 342 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,817 [shushes] 343 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,778 We actually have something planned for tonight if that works? 344 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,946 Yes, that would be great. 345 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,032 I will. 346 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,784 Okay, I-I will see you then. 347 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,660 Thank you so much. 348 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,621 Okay, bye. 349 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,080 That was a reporter with the Manchester Daily. 350 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,082 They want to send someone to shadow me tonight 351 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,876 for the New Political Society Symposium! 352 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:19,960 [exclaims, chuckles] 353 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,673 - Oh, God. That's amazing! Amazing! - [cheers, laughs] 354 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,263 Beatrice, um... 355 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,057 - Wait, what's wrong? - What'd you do here? 356 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,976 I don... What do you mean what did I do? 357 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:38,897 Um... 358 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,441 I'll just go shorter. 359 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,651 Shorter works. 360 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:44,735 - Yeah. - Okay. 361 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,445 Um, scissors. 362 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,656 As it stands, we have the Alpha Gamma boys coming in shifts, 363 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,990 starting at 7:00 p.m. sharp. 364 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,617 So God willing, we can have them in tuxes 365 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,578 and circulating the caviar and champagne by 8:00 at the latest. 366 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,872 An hour to get them in tuxes and hand them trays? 367 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,208 - What, you think an hour and a half? - I thought we were getting the coupes? 368 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,918 [CeCe] No. Remember they didn't have enough? 369 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,671 I don't think it'd be an issue now, though, considering... 370 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,048 - Do you want me to call them back? I can-- - No. 371 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,218 It might actually be better to not have a bunch of extra glassware floating around. 372 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:12,971 It might make the PNM turnout seem kind of sparse. 373 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,349 We are the most exclusive sorority on campus. 374 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,518 That exclusivity is what makes us attractive. 375 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,353 Tonight is about reminding them of that. 376 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,939 Being one of us means holding the key to any door worth entering. 377 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,566 - I am not worried about numbers, CeCe. - No, right. For sure. 378 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,151 But the response rate is still kind of-- 379 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,529 Ladies! I come with word from the front. 380 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,613 Word from the front? 381 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,115 Does that mean there's been another attack? 382 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,033 You're not pulling the brothers from the event, are you? 383 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,910 That's the whole appeal of the champagne mixer. 384 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,413 PNMs waited on by attractive and well-bred college boys. 385 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,414 We need the appeal. 386 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,998 We have the tuxes, we have the caviar, 387 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,291 we have too many flutes. 388 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,710 What's the update? 389 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,336 It's about Blandsman. 390 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,546 What's a Blandsman? 391 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,298 He's refusing to drop out. 392 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,050 I thought you said it was a done deal. 393 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,386 I'm afraid this one requires a little extra finesse. 394 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,304 Oh. Then why are you not off finessing? 395 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,056 [stammers] I think this is a problem 396 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,350 that can only be solved by a woman's touch. 397 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,894 - Is it just me or is this hard to follow? - He's in it for the girls. 398 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,731 I checked the Brothers' book. He's only logged two girls in four years. 399 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,066 Now, I tried to track them down and confirm some rumors 400 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,652 that I heard about the size of his platform, but we don-- 401 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,945 I don't need the backstory. 402 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:14,325 Okay, well, I need your help exposing his shortcomings. 403 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,369 Coordinate with CeCe. 404 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,455 - Great. - Actually, Caroline, I was supposed 405 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,081 - to go to Professor Chadwick's office-- - Chadwick? 406 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,916 Yeah, remember I've been TA'ing for him? 407 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,293 Skip it. I'm in his 10:00 a.m. lecture. 408 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,253 - You are? - My grand-little goes. 409 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,588 I read the notes. He's a waste of time. 410 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,214 Really? I actually think he's kinda-- 411 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,049 CeCe, are you saying that some hack professor 412 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,760 is more important than the future of your sisterhood? 413 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,596 No. No. You can count on me. 414 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,181 I promise I won't let you down. 415 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,725 - Coordinate with CeCe. - All right. 416 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,979 - [CeCe scoffs] What is it? - Blandsman. B-L-A-N-D... 417 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,357 I didn't know absinthe was, like, a real thing. 418 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,736 I thought it was illegal or only sold in Europe or something. 419 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,237 Put it in the cart. 420 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,655 [Annie] Have you tried it? 421 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:54,823 I'll try anything twice. 422 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,283 I don't think that's the saying. 423 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,452 Well, I said it. 424 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,536 - These? - Sure. 425 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,955 - [cashier] Is that it? - Yeah. 426 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,124 And, uh, couple of scratchers while you're at it. 427 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,250 [cashier] A couple of scratchers. 428 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,586 The lady will be paying. 429 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,715 [clicks tongue] Well, then, I guess it's on me. 430 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,675 ID? 431 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:15,804 Yeah. 432 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,231 Cassidy Featherstone? 433 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,484 - Sir, I'm-- - The vice president's daughter? 434 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:31,902 [Lucien applauding] 435 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,364 Damn, Cassidy, you really are the best that they've got. 436 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,867 - She's a look-alike. - She's a what now? 437 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,828 A look-alike. 438 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,039 They have them for, like, those, uh, higher-level people. 439 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,542 It's a thing. You ever seen the movie Dave? 440 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,126 Yeah, with, uh, Kevin Kline. 441 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,920 Right. Based off a true story. 442 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,630 Okay. I guess I never really realized. 443 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,340 [Lucien] Do you think that the vice president's daughter 444 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,716 - would be hanging around in... - [phone buzzing] 445 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,926 ...forgive me if I'm offending you, 446 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,679 but do you really think she'd be hanging around a place like this? 447 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,097 So, you're being for real right now? 448 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,723 Completely real. 449 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,726 Yeah, I've been with the second family for, ugh, God, 450 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,728 it feels like lifetimes at this point. 451 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,230 Well, you look almost identical. 452 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,441 I mean, I better after what I went through. 453 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,443 - Ooh, girl, damn. - I know. And that's nothing. 454 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,987 I had to extend my shins too. 455 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,655 Really long recovery time on that. 456 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,243 But, you know, Annie Grover's tall, so Cassidy Featherstone has to be tall too. 457 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,287 Listen, how much they, uh, pay you for something like that? 458 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,624 Oh, they make it very worth my while. Good look-alikes are hard to come by. 459 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,502 Yeah, she's, uh, pretty special. 460 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,926 Everybody, make way, coming through. We have a Lotto winner here. 461 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,013 [shushes] I can't believe you. I can't believe me. 462 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:44,057 Well, you can, because you're a Powerball winner! 463 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,559 She's got the Mega Millions! 464 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,811 We're just lucky he didn't confiscate Cassidy. 465 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,564 I really like what you did there with the whole scar thing. That was really cute. 466 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,815 - Yeah? Thank you. - Yeah. 467 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,275 This is a dog bite when I was ten. 468 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,444 Attacked by a dog, and yet she still fights for them. 469 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,071 [chuckles] A true inspiration to us all. 470 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:58,989 [student] Whoa, clutch! 471 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,616 Well, maybe not Cassidy Featherstone, but-- 472 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,534 Hey, I like Cassidy, you know? She's fun. 473 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,078 Did you know, it turns out she used to be a runaway? 474 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,498 Like, with a whole stick and handkerchief and everything? 475 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,668 No. No, no, she's not a hobo from the '30s. 476 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,379 - Oh, you know what I'm saying. - Do I? 477 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,923 Okay. Okay, what else? 478 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,592 Okay, well, she was... she started as an actress. 479 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:19,676 Naturally. 480 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,261 Mm-hmm, but she couldn't make it in the biz. 481 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,763 - She couldn't? - No, she couldn't. 482 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,431 So she had to settle 483 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:29,937 for a steady stream of background work in gay porn. 484 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,023 [chuckling] 485 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,610 My, my, my, Miss Featherstone. 486 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,696 You know, it's probably how she got involved with the mob. 487 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,033 Makes sense. The mob is very big into gay porn. 488 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,869 - Is it? - Yeah. I mean, you see Goodfellas? 489 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,162 [chuckles] Clearly you haven't. 490 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,373 - [chuckles] - [chuckles] Oh, my God. 491 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,249 Okay, so she fell in with the mob? 492 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,209 Yes, exactly. 493 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,419 Which is why she had to get the plastic surgery. 494 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,546 You know, when things went haywire, see? 495 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,548 I thought you said she wasn't a cartoon hobo from the '30s. 496 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,677 - Okay. She's whatever I want her to be. - [laughs] 497 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,389 - Okay then, answer me this. - Hmm? 498 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:08,017 Do you think Cassidy Featherstone has a secret service tailing her? 499 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,897 No, I don't think she does. 500 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,942 - [stammers, laughs] - There she goes. She's running. 501 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,194 [Annie] Lucien! 502 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,696 [Lucien] Come on. Chop-chop. 503 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,782 [birds chirping] 504 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,499 - Come on. - Okay. Um-- 505 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,293 [Lucien] Welcome to the humble abode of our fine university's president. 506 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,129 [Annie] Okay, why are we here? 507 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,381 Aren't you having fun? 508 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:40,258 Not at all. 509 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:41,759 Liar. 510 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,845 It's your influence. 511 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,222 - [Lucien chuckles] - [chuckles] Okay. 512 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,396 [sighs] 513 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,279 Uh, hey. 514 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,657 Hello, Mr. President. 515 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,119 I just wanted to personally deliver a congratulatory gift 516 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,789 from your sisters at Delta Phi. 517 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:16,377 Yeah. Nice. Okay, um... 518 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,213 Uh, come on in. 519 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:25,886 [grunts] 520 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,972 [breathes heavily, moans] 521 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,351 [moans] Yeah. 522 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,353 - You're ready for this? Mmm? - Yeah, I'm fucking... [mutters] 523 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,314 [chuckles, speaks indistinctly] 524 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:41,443 - How bad do you want it? Yeah. - Oh, I want it. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. 525 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,196 [gasps] 526 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,239 [Brian] Yeah. 527 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,285 [exhales deeply] Oh, my God. 528 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,204 Uh, 529 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,289 is it okay or... 530 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,291 Um, will you just excuse me for one minute? 531 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,210 - [chuckles] - Uh, yeah. 532 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,630 [footsteps departing] 533 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,512 [sighs] 534 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,430 - [line ringing] - [phone buzzing] 535 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:11,473 That was fast. 536 00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:12,599 You were wrong. 537 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,017 He doesn't have a micro-penis, 538 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,228 but he does seem to be very sensitive about it. 539 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,688 - Seriously? - If seeing is believing, 540 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,440 and I haven't seen hundreds, 541 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:24,069 but, well, I'm telling you I'm seeing it, so believe it. 542 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,863 Okay, well, you're just gonna have to improvise. 543 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,323 What does that mean? Improvise? 544 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:31,160 What do you want me to do? I can't just cut it off, 545 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,329 right? 546 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,375 Uh, no, you can't. 547 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,586 Just get it done. 548 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:42,838 But how? 549 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,091 I don't know, CeCe. Figure it out. 550 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,311 Hey, what up? 551 00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:00,480 - Hey. - You good or... 552 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,984 Yeah. [breathes heavily] 553 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:05,903 Do you need, uh... 554 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,909 Have you ever had a snow job? 555 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:13,536 A what? 556 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,252 Oh. [stammers] Oh, wait, are you? Oh! Okay. 557 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,338 - [exclaiming] - [CeCe moans] 558 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,424 [stammers] Okay. That's cold. 559 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,511 - [exclaiming] - [CeCe] Mm-hmm. 560 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:32,680 - [scoffs] - Care to take a dip? 561 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:35,473 We don't have bathing suits. 562 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,726 Hasn't stopped me before. 563 00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:39,437 Nah. [sighs] 564 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,856 What if someone comes home? 565 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:44,275 We've already done the breaking and entering. 566 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,277 - No. - We might as well enjoy it. 567 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:50,238 No, no, no. We have to go. I have Beatrice's symposium. 568 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:53,366 Um, Cassidy doesn't like symposiums, and she'd rather be here swimming with me. 569 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,659 So... 570 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,870 You know Cassidy's a made-up person, right? 571 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,580 You really ready to put her away? 572 00:24:58,581 --> 00:24:59,999 'Cause I think she'd be sad. 573 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,920 You think so? 574 00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:07,423 - Yeah, I think so. Yeah. - Yeah? Yeah? Do you? 575 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,270 - You're done. You're so done. - [chuckles] 576 00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,237 [Annie gasps] 577 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:38,662 [alarm blaring] 578 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,915 [gasps] Let's go. 579 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,755 [both chuckling] 580 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:56,305 - [students chattering, laughing] - [hip-hop playing on speakers] 581 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,311 [Brian] What the fuck? That's... 582 00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:04,522 Wait, those are... 583 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,316 Um, how did you... 584 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,195 You piece of shit. 585 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,239 Well, you really brought it on yourself. 586 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,741 [stammers] Wait. Well, how... 587 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:17,867 Wh-Why does it look like that? 588 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,537 That... It's not... 589 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,331 [clicks tongue] Gotta love a good snow job. 590 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,169 But it's not that small. 591 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,673 Yeah, but, I mean, it looks it. 592 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,717 Besides, two girls in four years? 593 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:36,303 I just don't think you'd want this getting around. 594 00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:37,722 It could be pretty damaging. 595 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,558 No one will believe it. 596 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:44,061 Hey, if that's a risk you wanna take. 597 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,522 But girls talk. 598 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:48,858 [breathing heavily] 599 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:53,321 Drop out. 600 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:57,282 Not only do the photos go away, 601 00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:01,203 but I'll have every Delta Phi on the row spreading word of your... 602 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:04,582 prowess. 603 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:08,919 Um... 604 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,715 Uh, and then I thought to myself... [exhales sharply] 605 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:16,426 ...I love being the VP. Why would I wanna give that up? 606 00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:17,844 [students murmuring] 607 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:22,265 Um, I think the right thing to do, the only thing to do, 608 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:27,355 is to step aside so that we can welcome in new leadership. 609 00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:32,484 Um, we need someone to guide us through these uncertain times. 610 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:38,407 And I think that someone should be our very own Scott Russell. 611 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:41,159 [students applauding] 612 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,827 Why... Why did he do that? 613 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,580 'Cause he knows what we all know. You're the best man for the job. 614 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,832 - Yeah. - [Brian] Come on up here, Scott. Come on. 615 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,126 - Let's give it all up for Scotty! - [student] Let's go, Scott! 616 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:52,504 - Hey, Brian. [chuckles] Thanks, buddy. - Okay, that's great. 617 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:55,007 - Good luck. - Brian Blandsman, everyone, everybody. 618 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:58,093 Okay, man. Hey, uh, wow, this is, uh... 619 00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,011 Um, wow, this is... 620 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,846 This is crazy, you guys. Um... 621 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,349 All right, I guess, uh... 622 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,894 Um, wow, this is really something else. 623 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:08,979 Uh... 624 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:13,525 You know, I-I guess, um, I'll say it'll be an honor and a privilege, 625 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,777 uh, for me to be your representative 626 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:18,863 so we can stand up against those who attack our values 627 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,990 so we may finally come together 628 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:25,245 and achieve the great success that I know that we are all capable of. 629 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,497 So... 630 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,458 Alpha Gamma, let's go! 631 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:33,003 - [students cheering, whooping] - [student] Yes! 632 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:37,341 [student 2] All right, all right. 633 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,344 - [chattering] - [techno music playing on speakers] 634 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,722 I've always been a champion of individuality. 635 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,809 I mean, I personally never even understood the appeal of pledging. 636 00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:50,311 I mean, I would never want to be a part of something so toxic. 637 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:51,521 Hmm. 638 00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:54,023 It's a threat to society, to the environment. 639 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,943 I mean, the waste they create, it's appalling. 640 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,696 That's why I've risked everything to start this movement. 641 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,743 And that's why we have so many important contributors like Annie Grover, 642 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,704 - the, uh, the vice president's daughter. - Mmm. 643 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,206 Would you like to meet her? She's one of my best friends. 644 00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:11,876 That would be great, actually. Yeah. 645 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,336 Okay. Um... 646 00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:18,214 Where'd Annie go? 647 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:21,302 Bathroom. Let's get a drink. 648 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,179 That didn't look too good. 649 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:26,097 - It's good. - Mm-hmm. 650 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,933 - It's fine, okay? I don't need your input. - Mm-hmm. 651 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,268 I don't even want you here. 652 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,353 Okay. 653 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,148 You'll see. I'm gonna make another speech. 654 00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:38,443 Look, as much as I love the sound of your voice, 655 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,863 I think action worked better for you last time. 656 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:42,781 [Beatrice] Action? 657 00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:45,159 Just saying. 658 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:06,096 [sniffs] 659 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,016 [exhales deeply] 660 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:14,730 [sniffs] 661 00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:25,074 [chattering] 662 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:34,500 We could make omelets. 663 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:36,626 - What? - Tomorrow. 664 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,836 With the leftover caviar. We could make omelets. 665 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,755 Eggs and caviar go really well together. 666 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,882 I watched a lot of Barefoot Contessa over the summer. 667 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,802 You know, when I was in recovery. 668 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:46,804 Oh! 669 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,433 It's really good actually. 670 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,936 [clicks tongue] Really gets the taste out. 671 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,522 Kind of like a palate cleanser. 672 00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:58,941 [Caroline] What are you ever talking about? 673 00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:02,402 It was a joke because earlier I had something less tasteful in my mouth. 674 00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:05,281 - Oh. Good one. - I thought so. 675 00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:08,200 [Blaise] Crowd's looking a little thin, wouldn't you say? 676 00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:09,784 And not in a good way. 677 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,494 - Funny. - I thought so. 678 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:14,080 It's just such a shame all of my hard work goes to waste. 679 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,124 I deliver the perfect presidential face... 680 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:18,626 Well, technically, I delivered because I did the thing. 681 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:22,797 Delivering the perfect face means nothing if no one is here to see it. 682 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,799 [protesters clamoring in distance] 683 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,303 [Beatrice] Enough words. More action! Take back the house! 684 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:30,471 [all chanting] Take back the house! Take back the house! 685 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,390 I don't... I don't think this is such a good idea. 686 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,642 I mean, after everything. 687 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:36,352 Who cares? It's fun. 688 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:41,065 Take back the house! 689 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,942 Come on. Take back the house! 690 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,193 Take back the house! 691 00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:46,738 We pay for this house. 692 00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:52,285 This house that they use to perpetuate abuse and-and classism, 693 00:31:52,286 --> 00:31:55,079 and racism, and misogyny. 694 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:59,167 Yet they have the audacity to tell us that we're not allowed inside. 695 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:01,127 It's our time. 696 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:04,130 It's time to take back what's ours. 697 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:07,384 [protesters chanting] Take back the house! Take back the house! 698 00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:11,430 Well, come in. 699 00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:13,389 Make yourselves at home. 700 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:16,726 We have champagne, caviar. 701 00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:19,647 Yes. I won't bite. 702 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:21,981 [Beatrice] Where are you going? No. No, wait. 703 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:24,401 - Should we just go check it out? - [Caroline] Everyone is welcome. 704 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:26,987 Including you, Beatrice. 705 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,449 [chattering] 706 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:45,714 [cork pops] 707 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:50,052 You see those sconces? You should research those. 708 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,887 Thank you for coming. 709 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,806 Of course. Caroline, this is Annie. 710 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,016 Annie, this is my stepsister Caroline. 711 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:59,185 [chattering] 712 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,395 I'll be back. 713 00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:02,563 I'm really glad to see you here tonight. 714 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,899 Um, yeah, it's-it's nice to finally meet you. 715 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,735 [chuckles] You don't have to do that. 716 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:08,528 Pretend. 717 00:33:08,529 --> 00:33:10,905 I know you've heard things from Beatrice. 718 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,408 I hope we can start fresh. 719 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:14,159 [Annie] Uh-huh. 720 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,001 [chuckles] Miss? Excuse me. 721 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,838 Can I offer you a serving utensil? Or a napkin? 722 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:29,382 - When you use your hand-- - [exclaims] Leave them be, CeCe. 723 00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:31,426 But there are a lot of very accessible valuables 724 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:33,219 in this room we need to keep an eye on. 725 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,304 Easy, Joe Friday. 726 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,640 Caroline knows what she's doing, so just for tonight, 727 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,183 try being a normal human being. 728 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,603 - I really dislike you sometimes. - Right back at you. 729 00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:48,109 So I've heard so many nice things about you 730 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,319 - from my dear stepbrother. - From Lucien? 731 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,741 And he rarely has anything nice to say, so imagine my surprise. 732 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,284 Enjoy the party. 733 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:57,369 Thanks. 734 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,039 [sighs] 735 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:03,499 [gasps] Hi, Scott. 736 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,876 Your mom told me you'd be here. 737 00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:06,544 - This is crazy. - I know, right? 738 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:09,422 Brian. How you doing? 739 00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:11,090 Heard you came up a little bit short. 740 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,259 It's a real shame. 741 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:17,221 [Beatrice] A party like this probably costs a couple hundred dollars per member. 742 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,599 So do the dues pay for it, or do we? 743 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,768 I mean, you tell me. 744 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:23,811 - Oh, I don't really know-- - And it's not just the parties. 745 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:25,521 I mean, the money goes all the way to the top. 746 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,440 [Scott] Anyway, sorry. It was... 747 00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:30,651 - Oh. I think it was junior year. Mm-hmm. - Yes. You sat at the front of the class. 748 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:32,153 Well, I don't really remember much. 749 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:34,614 Yeah, I do. I spent a lot of time looking at the back of your head. 750 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,866 - That's weird. Don't say that. [laughs] - [chuckles] I'm sorry. 751 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:38,327 - Do you wanna... - Sure. 752 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:44,874 I mean, at the very least it's simply not fair 753 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:47,126 that we all pay for this and only a select few students 754 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:48,336 actually get to enjoy it. 755 00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,213 You're welcome to enjoy it anytime, Beatrice. 756 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:51,548 Just like you are now. 757 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:55,052 Caroline Merteuil, President of Delta Phi. 758 00:34:55,928 --> 00:34:57,929 I love those bangs, by the way. Are they new? 759 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,932 I don't remember you having them during rush last year. 760 00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:03,519 You were a part of rush last year? 761 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,229 I was trying to get intel. 762 00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:09,273 I only wanted to join so that I could take it down from the inside. 763 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,525 Three years in a row. 764 00:35:10,526 --> 00:35:13,110 Wait, so this whole thing is just a personal vendetta 765 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,613 against the system that rejected you three times? 766 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,700 [Beatrice] I just wanted to expose them for the awful people that they are, 767 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:22,287 taking pleasure in the humiliation of all of us. 768 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,580 Maybe we put down the drink 769 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,666 and find someplace private we can talk this all through? 770 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,459 You know what, this is exactly what they do. Okay? 771 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,127 This is what she does. 772 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:33,798 She acts like she's doing nothing, but she's doing it right now. 773 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:36,092 Okay. Do you want to see if maybe we can't get you a ride home? 774 00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:37,970 You know what? See, look? She's evil! 775 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,473 She is pure evil. 776 00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:53,151 I'm done. I'm not letting you do this. I'm not letting you do this to me. 777 00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:55,112 Let's go, guys. Come on. 778 00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:58,907 Annie, come on. Let's go. 779 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,246 Um, I'm sorry, I just... 780 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,915 I think I'm gonna stay a little bit longer. 781 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,377 With him? 782 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,131 It's just, I'm having fun. 783 00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:16,550 Fine. 784 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,261 Know what, it's your funeral. 785 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:21,847 Bye. 786 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,682 [door opens] 787 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,559 - More champagne? - Yeah. 788 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,643 [door closes] 789 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:30,730 Miss Grover, does this mean your stance on Greek life has changed? 790 00:36:30,731 --> 00:36:32,816 No, um, I don't... I-I don't know. 791 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:34,526 You don't know? 792 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,903 No, I don't know my stance on anything right now. 793 00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:38,863 - Well, has this-- - Have you met our newly elected 794 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,865 - Alpha Gamma president, Scott Russell? - Hi. 795 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:44,285 He himself was a victim of a hazing incident just last year. 796 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:47,079 Thank God it was rectified with the expulsion of the one, 797 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,166 we'll say, bad apple, who was responsible. 798 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,960 - So from victim to victor? - Oh, no, no, no. 799 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:55,546 - My name's Scott. - [laughs] 800 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,966 Scott is ready to ensure Alpha Gamma's legacy of integrity 801 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,720 and brotherly unity this year and for many years to come. 802 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:10,686 Hi. I'm CeCe. I was wondering if you'd like to give your information 803 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,439 for any future Delta Phi rush events? 804 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:16,401 Oh, um... Uh, yeah, sure. That-That'd be great. 805 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:21,280 Everyone's welcome to sign up for consideration after Annie. 806 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:23,033 - Come on in. - [Lucien] Be right back. 807 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,117 [CeCe] You can sign up after Annie. 808 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:27,245 - [chattering] - Hi. Yes. 809 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,624 Here's to you, Mr. President. 810 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,376 I can't wait to tell my dad. 811 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,505 Congratulations, Caroline. 812 00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:38,422 Thank you. 813 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,383 I thought the reporter was a nice touch. 814 00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:41,717 And my sending her to Beatrice 815 00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:44,053 was much better than your original plan of sending her to Annie. 816 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:46,722 Either way, we both did what needed to be done 817 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:49,059 to get everyone here and humiliate the opposition. 818 00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:57,484 Now that Annie's here in the Delta Phi house, 819 00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,569 right where you want her, 820 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:02,489 I get to have you... 821 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,202 right where I want you. 822 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:11,622 There's another part you still haven't delivered on. 823 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,375 [Lucien] So we're not talking about rush. 824 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,251 I didn't realize you'd be so strict. 825 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:17,170 You know exactly how strict I am. 826 00:38:19,423 --> 00:38:20,507 [Lucien groans] 827 00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,010 Fine. 828 00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:25,595 I guess now's the fun part. 829 00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:33,103 [CeCe exhales sharply] 830 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,231 - [Blaise] That speech was something else. - [Scott] It's the one I've heard my dad do 831 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:39,484 like a hundred times on the campaign trail, so... 832 00:38:41,028 --> 00:38:42,112 I'm impressed. 833 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,377 - [Annie laughs] - [Lucien speaks indistinctly] 834 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,464 [Annie squeals, laughs] 835 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,816 [Blaise] Next on Cruel Intentions. 836 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,109 - You were married? - Yes. 837 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,819 [Chadwick] She's doing a reading here on campus. 838 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:27,698 [doctor] We must not be afraid to give in to our desires, 839 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,617 no matter how shameful or taboo. 840 00:39:29,618 --> 00:39:31,827 [Scott] You think you could help me, like, rub this one out? 841 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:32,953 [Scott] I'm not gay. 842 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,663 [Blaise] Maybe spend a little less time together. 843 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,916 [Caroline] She hasn't pledged. You still have a job to do. 844 00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:38,584 [Lucien] Trust me. It'll be easy. 845 00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,503 Do I have to do everything myself? 846 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:41,670 Welcome to Heaven. 847 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:44,173 We will all be sharing a sacred part of ourselves. 848 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:45,299 We wanna get to know you. 849 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,927 Maybe just try to find someone who's nice. 850 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,387 Someone you trust.