1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,508 - [Annie] Previously on Cruel Intentions. - Sure. 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,553 Everybody, make way, coming through. We have a Lotto winner here. 3 00:00:11,554 --> 00:00:13,471 [shushes] I can't believe you. 4 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,640 - [Lucien] Aren't you having fun? - It's your influence. 5 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,142 [both laugh] 6 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:19,018 Are you saying that some hack professor is more important 7 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,395 than the future of your sisterhood? 8 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:22,605 Scott should be Alpha Gamma's next official president. 9 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:23,898 You're gonna have to take a mulligan, Blandsman. 10 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:24,816 What the fuck? 11 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,902 [Blaise] I think this is a problem that can only be solved by a woman's touch. 12 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,947 I think the right thing to do is to step aside. 13 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,949 Alpha Gamma, let's go! 14 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,076 - [students cheering] - Well, come in. 15 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:37,370 [reporter] Wait, so this whole thing is just a personal vendetta? 16 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,164 She is pure evil. 17 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:41,249 I'm not letting you do this to me. 18 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,375 More champagne? 19 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,671 - [Annie laughs] - [Lucien speaks indistinctly] 20 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,562 ["My Kiss Era" playing] 21 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,636 ♪ They don't believe in heaven ♪ 22 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:40,726 ♪ Seen around here anyway ♪ 23 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:48,400 ♪ They don't believe in heaven ♪ 24 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:55,241 ♪ Seen around here anyway ♪ 25 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,287 [paper rips] 26 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:07,336 ♪ Holding to your waist The closest to a hug ♪ 27 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:13,300 ♪ Only for fear of being hugged ♪ 28 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:21,225 ♪ You used to go so fast I used to be so scared ♪ 29 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:29,066 ♪ I wonder what will happen If I just let go ♪ 30 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:36,197 ♪ And let you fall all on your own ♪ 31 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:39,034 [student] Thought you wanted to fuck my trauma. 32 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,955 [both chuckling] 33 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,042 - [music ends] - [birds chirping] 34 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:48,960 [Caroline] Where are you going? 35 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,712 Caroline. There you are. 36 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,547 - I thought you were-- - Outside? 37 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:53,632 [CeCe] No. 38 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,383 Then where are you going? 39 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,887 - Nowhere. I have information. - Oh. 40 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,098 - CeCe? - Yeah? 41 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,183 - Do you want to tell me that information? - Oh, yeah. 42 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,270 I wanted to tell you it looks like Heaven's gonna get pretty crowded tonight. 43 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:10,148 Not that anyone's dying or anything. I'm talking about the event. 44 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:12,483 Thanks to Scott's spread in the paper, plus Annie's little drop in, 45 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,652 it seems like the tides are finally turning in our favor. 46 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,154 The RSVPs are flooding in 47 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:19,199 so everything's going really, very swimmingly. 48 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,076 - So we have it then. - We certainly do. 49 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,163 - Good. - Yes. Good. 50 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:30,251 Just, if by chance, we need to clarify that by "it," 51 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,461 we're both referring to-- 52 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:32,921 - Annie's RSVP. - Ah! 53 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:36,675 Then, um, no, we actually do not have it. 54 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,928 [sighs] 55 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,098 Are you going to get it? 56 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,726 Okay. Now, I was planning to relay this to you once I had all the intel, 57 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,937 but according to some of my satellite people, your stepbrother, 58 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,229 - Lucien-- - Yeah, I know his name. 59 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,481 Um, allegedly, he was seen 60 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,483 sneaking out of Annie's dorm room this morning. Early. 61 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:55,860 And that's after all the funny business at the party. 62 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,403 [scoffs] Funny business? 63 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:00,490 - Is that the vernacular we're choosing? - You know, canoodling and whatnot-- 64 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:01,783 You're getting further away from it. 65 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,993 Well, whatever you want to call it, statistically speaking, 66 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:07,246 Lucien's not so reliable when it comes to, well, canoodling and whatnot. 67 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,207 And I wouldn't want anything he did to ruin 68 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,335 the significant progress he made with Annie Grover. 69 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,257 Okay. So, that's it. 70 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,468 - Where are you going? - Um, school. 71 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,179 But... [chuckles] ...I'll be back later for Heaven. 72 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,306 My favorite. 73 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:28,978 [door closes] 74 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,612 [Caroline sighs] 75 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,202 [sighs] 76 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,134 [sniffs] 77 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,528 [smacks lips] Hey. 78 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,578 He left this morning. Early. 79 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,455 Nothing happened. 80 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:31,540 Just... 81 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,626 - Okay. - Okay. 82 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:39,589 Um, we just, you know, we just watched X-Files... 83 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:42,217 [chuckles] ...and then-then we fell asleep. 84 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,470 [sighs] 85 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,722 - Gr-Great. - [sighs] Yeah. 86 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:48,807 Uh... 87 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,311 Why do you think he left so early? 88 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,149 This isn't really my purview. 89 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,151 Right. Forget it. Sorry. 90 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,821 Um, I was just, uh... 91 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:06,324 Do you think I should, like, text him or something? 92 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,994 Maybe this is something you should talk to a friend about? 93 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,998 Okay. You're right. 94 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:15,959 [sighs] 95 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,005 How about the girl with the bangs? 96 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,466 Yeah, you're right. Yep. 97 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,385 Um, well, thank you for protecting me. 98 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,888 [chuckles] Thanks. 99 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,395 [sighs] 100 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,191 What are you doing? 101 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:42,486 This is not the game you're supposed to be playing. 102 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,198 Lucien. 103 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,992 - Mah-jongg. - [gasps] 104 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,538 Think you're making everyone a little bit tense. 105 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,373 So either take a seat or leave. 106 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,835 It seems you've been all over campus this morning. 107 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,420 No one likes a tattletale. 108 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,881 So this is how you're choosing to spend your time? 109 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,466 Fresh off the boat five-card stud? 110 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,593 Caroline, please, these are my friends. 111 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,678 And it's mah-jongg. 112 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:10,097 They don't speak English. 113 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,101 And forgive me for wondering where Annie Grover fits into all of this. 114 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:17,271 Well, she got boring and tedious, really. 115 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,647 Oh, so you're forfeiting? 116 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:20,731 No forfeit. 117 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:25,070 I'm just taking a break to do some more stimulating things. 118 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,283 She hasn't pledged. You haven't delivered her. 119 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,617 You still have a job to do. 120 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,786 Trust me, it'll be easy. 121 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,416 This better be a calculated move and not your usual self-sabotage. 122 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,918 Okay, now you're getting boring. 123 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,712 Do I have to do everything myself? 124 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:44,798 Seriously, a salad in Mexico is more reliable. 125 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,138 [sighs] What a cunt. 126 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,266 [all laughing] 127 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,562 [sighs] 128 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,567 Oh. I thought you were my food. 129 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:05,902 - What do you want? - Nothing. 130 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:08,989 Um, I like your bangs. 131 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,327 They screened Breathless in my French New Wave cinema class, so... 132 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,203 [Annie] And they look really good. 133 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,705 They look really French. 134 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:19,791 What do you really want? 135 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:21,792 Nothing. Seriously, I just... 136 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,878 I-I wanted to see how you were. 137 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,798 I thought we could talk, I guess. 138 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,092 - Talk. - Yeah. 139 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,261 I thought maybe you'd want to hang out. 140 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:35,349 You think after everything that happened, I wanna hang out with you? 141 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,602 - Beatrice, I'm sorry. I-- - No. 142 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,020 No, don't do that. 143 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,313 Okay, don't apologize. 144 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,856 Don't try to talk to me. 145 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,858 Don't act like you're my friend. 146 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,946 You turned your back on your principles, and I was humiliated. 147 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,572 And I'm devastated. 148 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,740 [Beatrice sighs] 149 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,534 Now, if you'll excuse me, as if my life couldn't get any worse, 150 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,247 my order is now delayed because they can't connect me to a dasher. 151 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,921 Hell yeah, brother. 152 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:08,839 You're happy about this? 153 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,925 Well, yeah. 154 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:11,509 It's pretty big. 155 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,636 [stammers] I don't think the dick rendered here 156 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,513 is necessarily supposed to be your dick. 157 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:18,724 - Right. Well, it's on my face, so-- - That it is. 158 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,061 Pointed nice and clear right at your mouth. 159 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,064 So, what are they saying? They're saying that I eat dicks? 160 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,149 I think that's a safe interpretation. 161 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,402 So, what's that supposed to mean? That I'm, like, gay or something? 162 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,528 Or something. 163 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,698 That's a little messed up. Why would anybody do that? 164 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:34,783 [sighs] 165 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,452 I don't know. They're probably just jealous. 166 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,705 Oh, they drew a dick. It's no big thing. 167 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,039 Well, you saw it. 168 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,124 It is big. So... 169 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,501 Yes, it is a big dick, but it's no big deal. 170 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,962 You know, it's a frat house. Boys will be boys. 171 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,297 I don't like boys. 172 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,383 Yes, and you've made that abundantly clear. 173 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:57,138 Well, you think you could help me, like, rub this one out? 174 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,764 I don't think that's a great way to put that. 175 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,600 Look, I'll get some Windex, clear it up for you. 176 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,061 Thank you. 177 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,023 [sighs] 178 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,485 - Hey. - Hey. 179 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,570 Clear up the Sharpie, 180 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,281 or everyone's gonna see your little Sharpie. 181 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,664 You know, this raccoon situation we got going on really is nutty. 182 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,505 [CeCe] Visuals are really very important. 183 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,591 So I figured, well, I made a PowerPoint to accompany 184 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,760 the lecture for this week and the lectures for the next few weeks, 185 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,678 and I found some really cool shots of Mussolini in Munich. 186 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,431 All right, thanks. I'll take a look at it later. 187 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,558 Okay, I get it. All right. 188 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,477 I missed your class last week, and I disappointed you. 189 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,395 - I understand. - What are you talking about? 190 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,273 I want you to know that it has truly been an honor and a privilege to work for you, 191 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,733 - brief as it's been. - There's some type of... 192 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,401 - You don't have to let me down easy. - ...miscommunication. 193 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,819 I've been through this song and dance before. 194 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,321 I wrote the tune, I know all the steps and I-- 195 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,657 CeCe, you're not fired. I'm not firing you. 196 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,203 Well, then why are you so upset? 197 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:04,038 It's got nothing to do with you. 198 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,541 [scoffs] Okay. 199 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,793 Um... 200 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:11,712 Well, maybe we could get you a plant? 201 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,464 Or maybe it's a vitamin D thing. 202 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,092 You know, studies are always harping about "vitamin D this, vitamin D that." 203 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,968 Personally, I think it's a bit of a scam, but-- 204 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,221 It's my ex-wife. 205 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,890 - You were married? - Yes. 206 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:26,645 She's doing the reading here on campus and her name is plastered everywhere. 207 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,693 Wait, you were married to the "Fuck Your Trauma" lady? 208 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,322 [sighs] 209 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,241 [scoffs] 210 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,413 [mutters] Whoa. [laughs] 211 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:46,747 [CeCe pants] 212 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,833 Now, I feel better. 213 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,878 - [chuckles] - [chuckles] There's a lot of them. 214 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,591 [knocks on door] 215 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,099 [Annie] Caroline. Hi. 216 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,725 Sorry for the intrusion. 217 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,018 I just wanted to check on you. 218 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,020 Um, check on me about? 219 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,356 We haven't received your RSVP for Heaven tonight. 220 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,191 - Oh. - We'd love to see you there. 221 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,485 Yeah, sorry, I've just been running around all day. 222 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:20,573 Um, it's been kind of hard settling in, to be honest with you. 223 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,493 Trying to figure out how everything works around here. 224 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,579 Totally understandable. 225 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,498 I remember my freshman year. 226 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,750 Everything was new and intimidating. 227 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,502 It felt like I had no one to commiserate with. 228 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,338 Yes. Yeah, that's exactly it. [chuckles] 229 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:39,885 Cute. 230 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,179 I like dogs. 231 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,930 You know, it was actually at Heaven my freshman year 232 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,100 that I finally found my sisters at Delta Phi. 233 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,226 I just remember thinking 234 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,062 how nice it was to have girls I could really talk to, you know? 235 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:55,233 [sighs] Yeah, that-that does sound really nice. 236 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,776 [Caroline] So I'll see you there? 237 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,488 - I'll be there. - Great. 238 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,364 - I'll make sure you're in my circle. - Okay. 239 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,616 It'll be really fun. 240 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,701 I can't wait. 241 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,412 [door closes] 242 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,458 [sighs] 243 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,629 [doctor] Our memories are more than just past preserved. 244 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,425 Every second that passes leaves a mark on us. 245 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:27,140 So it's only natural that pain cuts deeper. 246 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:32,062 Our trauma creates an indelible track within us. 247 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,149 When we open our bodies to new input, 248 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,861 we give ourselves the opportunity to heal. 249 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,698 Through sex, the body finds new rhythm. 250 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,826 So we must not be afraid to give in to our desires, 251 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,871 no matter how shameful or taboo. 252 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:54,792 Because to confront the uncomfortable 253 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:58,547 is to take control through vulnerability. 254 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,341 To fuck away the trauma. 255 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,010 [all chuckling] 256 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,435 - All right, man. Catch you later. - Good stuff. That was sick. 257 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,480 - Take it easy. Annie Grover. Hi. - Scott. Hey. 258 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,357 - I'm so glad I ran into you again. - Yeah. 259 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,150 Hey, did you have fun at the Delta Phi party? 260 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,152 - I did. Yeah, it was... it was fun actually. - Okay, good. 261 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,905 My mom has been bugging me to have college experiences, 262 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,658 so it was good to meet some new people. 263 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,909 Yeah, your brothers seemed cool. 264 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,077 What do you mean? 265 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,746 - Nothing. Why? - Nothing. 266 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,290 I was just saying they seemed nice. 267 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,584 Yeah, I mean, they're nice one day, 268 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,836 and then the next they're drawing a dick on your face. 269 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,005 - [sighs] - Sorry? 270 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,506 Ah. Never mind. 271 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,091 Uh, I gotta go to class, 272 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,677 but you should come over to the house and hang out later tonight 273 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,346 after the Delta Phi rush thingy. 274 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,223 Uh, yeah. Yeah, maybe. 275 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,975 - Okay. All right. I'll see you later. - Thanks. 276 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,102 Okay. See ya. 277 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,897 [Annie sighs] 278 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,482 [doctor] And I'm happy to give you more references 279 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,069 if you want to go deeper into the world of BDSM. 280 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,613 Okay, great. All right. 281 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,575 Well, I think we have time for one more question. 282 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,660 [chuckles] 283 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,913 You. The toothpick. 284 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,125 Just out of curiosity. 285 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,296 How do you know that you fucked all your trauma away? 286 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,550 Because I'm free to give and receive pleasure 287 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,804 in whatever way I want, with whomever I choose. 288 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,891 Hmm. 289 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,729 We can discuss this further at the signing. 290 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,399 Well, that's our show. 291 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,359 - Let's go. - [student] CeCe's not here. 292 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,777 I don't think we can start without her. 293 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,195 - She's rush chair. - She's late. 294 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,948 We're starting. It's not a craniotomy. 295 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,243 Do you know what's happening? 296 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,786 Oh, no, not at all. 297 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,496 - Do you? - No. [chuckles] 298 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,582 ["Lean on Me" playing] 299 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,712 ♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm ♪ 300 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,298 ♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm ♪ 301 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:51,845 ♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm ♪ 302 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:56,641 ♪ Sometimes in our lives ♪ 303 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,477 ♪ We all have pain ♪ 304 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,816 ♪ We all have sorrow ♪ 305 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:09,821 ♪ But if we are wise ♪ 306 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:17,244 ♪ We know that there's always tomorrow ♪ 307 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,997 ♪ Lean on me ♪ 308 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,333 ♪ When you're not strong ♪ 309 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,835 [Caroline] Welcome to Heaven. 310 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:25,920 Thank you. 311 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,048 - Welcome to Heaven. - Thank you. 312 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,801 [Caroline] So glad you could make it. 313 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:34,845 [pants] 314 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,972 Wow. It looks amazing. [pants] 315 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,224 - Hi, Annie. - Hi. 316 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,020 Caroline, I'm so sorry. I got totally sidetracked, but I'm here now. 317 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,773 - So I'm just gonna go get dressed-- - No worries, CeCe. It's taken care of. 318 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,399 Taken care of? What do you mean? 319 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,901 You can sit this one out. 320 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,068 [CeCe] Wait, I just need to go-- 321 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,988 How about you go do something for school? 322 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,740 Let's go, ladies. 323 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,202 Wait, but they're using my room for confessionals. 324 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,496 Where am I supposed to go? 325 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,208 [music continues] 326 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:09,963 [music ends] 327 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,925 [hip-hop playing on speakers] 328 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:17,095 I just think adopting all of the dogs at the end seems a little crazy. 329 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,223 That's a lot of dogs. 101? 330 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,308 Oh, I didn't find it super realistic. 331 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,851 Like, don't get me wrong, I liked the movie. 332 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,522 I just think that all the dogs is a little crazy. 333 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,816 Did you just watch 101 Dalmatians? 334 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,735 No. Why is the dick still there? 335 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:35,781 - [students laughing] - [student] Bro. 336 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,327 Yo. [grunts] Those guys looking at me? 337 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,996 Looks like they're concentrated on their game. 338 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,123 - [laughing] - Hmm, no. 339 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,543 For real, that one just laughed at me. 340 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,168 You're being paranoid. 341 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,338 I can't even eat a hot dog after power hour, dude. 342 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,965 Well, you have to admit it's not the subtlest of snacks. 343 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,716 It's a hot dog. It's protein. 344 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,260 I'm not giving up protein, Blaise. 345 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,511 [clicks tongue] 346 00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,013 Look, dude, my dad comes here for Parents' Weekend, 347 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:03,433 so we gotta stop whoever's doing this. Like, the gay stuff. 348 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,061 [students laugh] 349 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,398 Why are you looking at Blandsman? 350 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,315 I'm not. 351 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,151 He's looking at you, dude. Are you guys looking at me? 352 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,738 I was just thinking maybe he's a little bitter about losing the presidency. 353 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,990 No. 354 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,241 Blandsman's a good guy. 355 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,951 [Blaise] Scott, I didn't want to have to tell you this, 356 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,454 but Blandsman is not a good guy. 357 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,708 He's a loose cannon, and we cannot trust him. 358 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,209 That's why I didn't want him becoming president. 359 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,794 Look, I'll have words with him. 360 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,588 - Okay? - You know what? 361 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,839 I have words too. 362 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,925 Ah, nice. He's fucking done. I mean, he can go fucking-- 363 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,553 - Hey, Blandsman. - Hey. 364 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,680 Uh, just... 365 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,931 - Yeah? - ...wanted to say that, um... 366 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,141 Actually, it's, um... 367 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,809 - [grunts] - [groans] 368 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,145 [Brian groans] 369 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:48,980 Who's the f-slur now? 370 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,732 [student] Dude, you okay? 371 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,401 - Oh, what the fuck, dude? - [sighs] 372 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,615 [chattering] 373 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,742 [Caroline] Welcome to Heaven. 374 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,621 Tonight is special because you are special. 375 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,420 We want to get to know you, the real you, 376 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,215 because we believe you could be a part of our next pledge class. 377 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,138 We will all be sharing a sacred part of ourselves. 378 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:27,810 In this circle, this house, is a safe space. 379 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,856 No matter what is said, we will support each other through it. 380 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,567 Nothing we say tonight will be judged, 381 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,362 and nothing we say will be repeated. 382 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,867 This is sisterhood. 383 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,455 [Chadwick] CeCe? 384 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,332 Hi, Professor Chadwick. What are you doing here? 385 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,418 - What are you doing here? - Um... 386 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,674 I was late to Heaven, so they kicked me out, and now I have nowhere to go. 387 00:20:58,508 --> 00:20:59,675 That's a metaphor? 388 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,843 No, it's just my favorite rush event. 389 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,262 We do it every year at my sorority Delta Phi. 390 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,224 It's an intimate night of sisterhood and friendship. 391 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,811 Oh. And you were late because... 392 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,564 I saw you there. 393 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,610 Yeah. I saw you too. 394 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,112 Why did you go? 395 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,365 - I've never been married. - Hmm. 396 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,159 She's very attractive. 397 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,078 Is that why you went? 398 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:32,250 I went to be supportive 'cause I thought it was the right thing to do. 399 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:37,171 And I hadn't seen her since she left me and wrote a best seller about it. 400 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:41,342 Yeah, I know. I'm in the middle of chapter three. 401 00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:46,556 Huh. 402 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:49,475 I'm gonna join you. 403 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,728 [bartender] You got it. 404 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,566 Great. [sighs] 405 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:04,991 [Caroline] If any of you feel at all uneasy, you're welcome to leave. 406 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:06,826 I'll start. 407 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:21,883 This might be a surprise to all of you, but I wasn't always the person I am now. 408 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,303 Growing up, I was actually painfully insecure. 409 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,847 I felt like a disappointment. 410 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:31,059 To my mother, to everyone really, 411 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:33,936 except for Adrian. 412 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,022 He was my tennis coach. 413 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,775 A man in tennis whites. 414 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:40,943 You can imagine. 415 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,406 But it wasn't just that he was gorgeous. 416 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,243 I could also really talk to him. You know? 417 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:55,040 Anyway, one day after practice, he brought me back to his office. 418 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,210 He had a couch in the corner of the room. 419 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,213 All of a sudden, I just knew what was going to happen next. 420 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,381 He kissed me. 421 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,968 Oh, it was just... 422 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,387 [chuckles] 423 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,724 I had wanted it to happen for so long. 424 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,312 Next thing, we were having sex. 425 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,232 It was my first time. 426 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,110 And I remember looking up at him. 427 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,612 It was all so perfect. 428 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,074 - [door slams] - [person crying] 429 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,746 Until my next lesson. 430 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,167 There was a new coach there. 431 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:42,380 I thought someone had found out about us, or I had somehow gotten him fired. 432 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,677 It ended up being much worse than I had thought. 433 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,309 It turned out he never liked me. 434 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,395 He quit. 435 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,691 Because he never wanted to see me again. 436 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,902 The only reason he had sex with me was because my mother paid him. 437 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,322 [gasps] Oh, my God. 438 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,618 She was just trying to boost my confidence 439 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,122 because I told her no guys would ever like me. 440 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:24,297 She thought she was trying to help, but... [chuckles] 441 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:30,386 ...how can you trust anyone after something like that? 442 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,431 [pledges sniffle] 443 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,224 I don't know. 444 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:42,857 Which is why... [sighs] ...I am so glad for Delta Phi. 445 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:46,652 And for all of you. 446 00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,713 [doctor on phone] Ride me, daddy. 447 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,381 [both moaning, panting] 448 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:11,426 I'm so hot. You don't want to watch? 449 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:12,595 I was there, wasn't I? 450 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,765 [doctor] Then why bother recording? 451 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,808 Didn't say I wasn't gonna watch it later. 452 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:19,893 Did you even enjoy it? 453 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:22,230 If you're asking if I came, 454 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:24,857 I can always fish out the proof. 455 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:28,318 If you've gleaned anything from my work, 456 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:31,363 then you know that sex is not just about coming. 457 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:35,951 It's about discovery. About being present. 458 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,161 And in the moment. 459 00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:41,164 I have a confession to make. 460 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:44,126 The only work of yours I'm currently familiar with is on my phone. 461 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:50,007 Well, I was just hoping for some meaningless, naked fun. 462 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:54,594 I didn't sign up for a free therapy course courtesy of Dr. Fuck the Pain Away. 463 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,513 [chuckles] Who said it was free? [sighs] 464 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:57,931 Oh, so now you're fucking me for money? 465 00:25:57,932 --> 00:26:01,852 The only thing that you may be fucking was the camera. 466 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,020 Now you're kink-shaming me. 467 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,356 Oh, no, this? 468 00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:07,984 This isn't a kink. 469 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:10,695 It's fear. 470 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:12,822 And it's obvious. 471 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:17,535 You're afraid of being seen by the person that you're with. 472 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,079 Of actually connecting. 473 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:28,713 I'm sorry, Doctor, but this is getting boring. 474 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:33,217 [doctor] Bet you say that every time someone tries to get close. 475 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:38,054 Yeah? There you go. Running away. 476 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:41,642 No, I'm actually walking at a very normal pace. 477 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,734 [inhales sharply, exhales] 478 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,914 It was the worst Christmas ever. 479 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,333 [sighs] I'm telling you. 480 00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:09,420 Don't do 23andMe. [sighs] 481 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,016 I don't... I don't think I have really that much to say. 482 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,606 Okay. Um... 483 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,817 I like my parents... [clicks tongue] 484 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:36,279 ...and I-I don't have any siblings, so no one ever beat me up. 485 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,572 [chuckles] 486 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,741 Um, I have food and water, so-- 487 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,827 [chuckles] Okay, you can talk about anything. 488 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:48,834 [clicks tongue] I'm a virgin. 489 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,045 So that's pretty embarrassing. 490 00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,214 [Annie sighs] 491 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:57,134 There's absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about. 492 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,015 Um, I don't... 493 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:05,810 I don't know. 494 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:09,020 Maybe it's because of my dad's job 495 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,689 or how I grew up, 496 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:16,445 but... [sighs] ...I don't think I know how to talk to people. 497 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:21,450 Maybe I'm just not capable of connecting, 498 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,330 getting anyone to like me in a real way. 499 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:32,586 I mean, I'm 18 years old, and I've never even been kissed. 500 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:37,090 And when it finally does happen, he's probably gonna know 501 00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:40,552 just because I'll be so bad at it. 502 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:41,637 [Annie chuckles] 503 00:28:44,682 --> 00:28:46,100 Maybe I'm just broken. 504 00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:27,892 [whispering] You were perfect. 505 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,369 - Scrapbookers. They're freaks. - [laughs] 506 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,788 And it's a gateway to bigger and badder crimes like needlecraft. 507 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,165 Needlecraft? 508 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:54,626 Knitting, crocheting little pillows with sayings-- 509 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,919 Any pillows with sayings. 510 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,171 Needlepoint. 511 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,714 People who talk during movies. 512 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,467 - I hate that. - Me too. 513 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,220 - Dolphin trainers. - Hey, you're getting awfully specific. 514 00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:07,931 They all seem perverse. Like, have you ever heard of Margaret Lovatt? 515 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,015 - Who? - Okay. 516 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:11,309 She was part of this NASA project to teach dolphins to communicate, 517 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,769 and you know what ended up happening? 518 00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,479 She started having sex with the dolphin. 519 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,856 Okay, there was no penetration, just hand stuff. 520 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,108 But, I mean, you can read all about it. It's all over the Internet. 521 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:20,860 So all dolphin trainers get the gulag? 522 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:23,488 It's my fake dictatorship. What I say goes. 523 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,573 Fair enough. 524 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:27,450 Do you love her? 525 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,827 - Margaret the dolphin trainer? [chuckles] - No. Dr. Deirdre. 526 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,870 Oh, shit. [sighs] 527 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:33,122 I mean, she's confident, intelligent, beautiful. 528 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,582 I'd still be in love with her. 529 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,834 I mean, from the second I walked into the book signing today, 530 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,586 everyone was just hypnotized by her. 531 00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:41,214 I can honestly say I don't have feelings for her anymore. I just don't. 532 00:30:41,215 --> 00:30:43,383 She was amazing. [chuckles] 533 00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:44,842 I'll never be like that. 534 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,095 Thank God. 535 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,222 I'm glad you're not like her. 536 00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:55,812 [pants] I mean, that's gotta shut him up, right? 537 00:30:55,813 --> 00:30:57,648 As long as it didn't make things worse. 538 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,776 [sighs] What was I supposed to do? 539 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:04,529 All right. [sighs] We can't be feeding into these rumors. 540 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:06,114 What rumors? They're not rumors, man. 541 00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:07,116 They're lies. 542 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:09,534 Blaise. My dad comes to town in a few weeks. 543 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,787 He can't be hearing the guys saying this gay stuff. 544 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,497 Okay. 545 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,707 The news cycle is short. 546 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,625 - Everyone's gonna forget all about it. - No, no, no, no. 547 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:20,253 - No, no, this cannot go on the news. - It's not going on the news. 548 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,879 Nobody in my town's ever been gay. 549 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,047 I'm not gay. 550 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,633 Well, maybe we should spend a little less time together 551 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:26,884 before your dad arrives. 552 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,053 So no one gets the wrong idea about our friendship. 553 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,306 There's no wrong idea. 554 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:32,933 We're best friends. We mess around like... 555 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:34,560 like brothers. 556 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,228 [chuckles] 557 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:38,522 Yeah. 558 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:43,068 Everyone here has points on the board. 559 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:44,737 With girls. 560 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:48,949 Everyone has done something except you. 561 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:50,908 Yeah. It's 'cause I'm respectful. 562 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,829 Okay, and you can be respectful, 563 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:59,125 but maybe it'll help put the rumors to bed if you were to get in the mix a little. 564 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,418 Have some fun, you know? 565 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:01,919 Surely there's someone you like, 566 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,341 a girl who you feel like you can talk to, 567 00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:07,426 makes you feel comfortable. 568 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,178 Yeah. 569 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:11,347 Yeah, I love girls. 570 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,474 Um, Caroline. 571 00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:16,434 Annie. Did you have fun tonight? 572 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:19,687 I did. Yeah, you were right, it's exactly what I needed. Thank you. 573 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,065 Of course. I was really touched by what you shared. 574 00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:24,526 I-I was actually wondering if I could ask you something. 575 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,445 Of course. 576 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:30,074 So, it's about your brother. 577 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,159 - He didn't do something, did he? - No. No, no, nothing bad. 578 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,328 It's just, um... 579 00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:36,704 So we... [stammers] ...had a date together, 580 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,998 and it... it was fun. Um... 581 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,919 I thought it was gonna, maybe, I don't know, go somewhere, 582 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:45,880 and then, um, he left my room in the middle of the night. 583 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,674 Oh, I'm so sorry. 584 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:49,759 - Do you think I did something wrong? - No. [chuckles] Listen, 585 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,969 never blame yourself when it comes to Lucien. 586 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,473 As fun and as charming as he can be, 587 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,809 he's also damaged. 588 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,937 - Right. We're all damaged. [chuckles] - Yeah. 589 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:04,607 And I'm also not, like, actually interested in him or anything. 590 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:06,944 Please tell me if I'm crossing a line here, 591 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,280 but from what you said earlier, 592 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:13,074 maybe you feel you can't connect with people 593 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:16,120 because you're choosing the wrong people to try to connect with. 594 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,330 That's possible. 595 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,748 Listen, if I could go back, 596 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:23,501 I definitely would not have chosen to lose my virginity the way that I did. 597 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,712 And I'm not saying you have to be in love with the person, 598 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:28,424 but maybe just try to find someone who's nice. 599 00:33:29,091 --> 00:33:30,384 Someone you trust. 600 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,011 You're right. 601 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,096 Thank you. 602 00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:36,598 I'm here for you. 603 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:38,558 For whatever. 604 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:39,852 - Whenever. - Okay. 605 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:42,813 [Caroline] And Annie? 606 00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:44,815 You're not broken. 607 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,324 [clicks tongue, inhales deeply] Okay. 608 00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:58,995 Well... [chuckles] ...I'm gonna get out of here. 609 00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:00,914 - Um, okay. - Don't forget your book. 610 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:04,626 You know what? 611 00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:08,337 - Fuck that book. [laughs] Yeah. - Fuck it. 612 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:09,464 And you know what? 613 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:11,382 Fuck Heaven and fuck dictatorships. 614 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,176 - Fuck 8:00 a.m. lectures. - Yeah. 615 00:34:13,177 --> 00:34:14,927 - Fuck vitamin D. - Fuck ex-wives. 616 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:16,472 - Fuck Blandsman. - Who? 617 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,723 Never mind. It's... Whatever. No one. 618 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,224 All right then, well, fuck old heartbreaks. 619 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,434 Yeah, fuck them. 620 00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:25,481 And, especially, fuck my mom for paying my tennis coach to fuck me. 621 00:34:30,319 --> 00:34:32,403 Oh, my God. That was so weird. I'm sorry. 622 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,571 I didn't mean to say that. 623 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,573 - No, I'm sorry that happened to you. - No. 624 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,617 No, it's really... It's not a big deal. 625 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:38,785 It sounds like a big deal. 626 00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:40,411 No, I've had therapy and stuff. 627 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,499 It's just on my mind because I usually share it as my secret at Heaven, 628 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:47,668 which, I guess, is maybe not my favorite sorority event after all. 629 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:50,379 [chuckles] Okay, then fuck it then. 630 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,132 Yeah. [sighs] Fuck it. 631 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:54,885 [sighs] 632 00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:59,181 - [hip-hop playing on speakers] - [chattering, laughing] 633 00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:15,988 - Hey. - Let's hang out more. 634 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:18,242 Why don't I get us some drinks? 635 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,618 I'm okay. Thanks. 636 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:24,038 Here you go. Uh, I actually drank out of one of them. 637 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,374 I just can't tell which. 638 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:26,833 I don't mind. 639 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,794 Right on. Anyways, I just can't stop thinking about it. 640 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,754 [Annie] Yeah, okay, so it is a lot of dogs. 641 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:34,757 [Scott] Like, how does a person, I mean, not-- it's not a person, but how... 642 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,050 Like how did they get that pregnant? 643 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,718 So we're square? 644 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,178 [sighs] You swear it's deleted? 645 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:40,888 - It's deleted. - Like deleted, deleted? 646 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,474 - It's deleted. - 'Cause I can draw it again. 647 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,142 It's deleted. 648 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,237 [sighs] 649 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,948 Yeah, sure. Just take that one. 650 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,077 I see you finally got the dick out of Scott's mouth. 651 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,997 Yeah. Wait, you used to work at the shelters, 652 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,081 - right? - Mm-hmm. 653 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,166 Okay. 654 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,294 Is, like, that big of an adoption even possible? 655 00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:14,839 I don't... I don't know actually. I'd have to look into it, 656 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,924 - honestly. - Like... 657 00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:18,301 I get that it's a cartoon. I just... 658 00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:19,969 I think they should at least make it make sense, 659 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:20,888 - you know? - No, I agree. 660 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:25,225 Guess the heart wants what the heart wants. 661 00:36:27,436 --> 00:36:28,687 Ain't that fucking right. 662 00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:42,450 [Annie] Next on Cruel Intentions. 663 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:43,951 [Lucien] Feel that chill in the air? 664 00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,536 [Caroline] Yes, yes. Mother's arrival is imminent. 665 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,121 This is your first event as president. 666 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,414 I wanna make sure everyone's impressed. 667 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:51,042 - I wanna show your dad a good time too. - [CeCe vomits] Right now, 668 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,419 I'm looking down the barrel of a worrying array of symptoms. 669 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,420 - [gasps] - Shit! 670 00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:57,173 I'm so happy that you and your mother are joining us for dinner. 671 00:36:57,174 --> 00:36:59,216 My mom wants to have dinner with Scott's family tonight. 672 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:02,011 - You told me this was a done deal. - I'll get it done. 673 00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:03,971 I have a confession to make. 674 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,974 - Your mother's a cunt. - [Caroline] Yeah, I know.