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前情提要...

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–好啊
–各位!

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快快讓路!大獎贏家駕到

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你真是不可理喻

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–妳不覺得開心嗎?
–我是被你影響

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好啦

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妳認為那無聊的教授
比妳姐妹的未來重要嗎?

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史考特應該當AG會的下一任會長

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–你得重新發球了
–什麼鬼?

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我認為這個問題得由女人出手

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我認為唯一正確的作法就是退出競選

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AG會,加油!

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請進吧

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所以這一切都只是妳在報復?

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她是純粹的邪惡

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我不會讓妳這樣對我!

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還要香檳嗎?

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殘酷意圖

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圖爾維宿舍,曼徹斯特學院

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{\an8}與作者對談–黛卓心理師
《操癒創傷》

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我以為你想要操癒我的創傷

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妳要去哪裡?

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卡洛琳,妳在這裡啊

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–我以為妳在...
–外面?

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不是

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–那妳要去哪裡?
–沒有,我收到了情報

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–西西?
–怎麼了?

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–妳要把情報告訴我嗎?
–對,我想告訴妳

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看來今晚天堂會非常熱鬧

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我不是說會有很多人死掉
我是在說我們的活動

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多虧了史考特的文章
還有安妮的到來

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看來風向終於對我們有利了

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回覆請柬紛紛湧入

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一切都非常順利

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–所以事情辦成了
–沒錯

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–很好
–是啊,很好

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確認一下,以防萬一
我們說的“事情”是...

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安妮的回覆請柬

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那就沒有,事情還沒辦成

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那妳要去辦嗎?

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好

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我收到情報時就想跟妳說了

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根據我衛星小隊的回報

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–妳的繼弟路西安...
–我知道他叫什麼

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據傳他今天一大早
溜出了安妮的宿舍房間

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那發生在晚宴的花邊軼事之後

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“花邊軼事”,我們要選用這個詞?

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–情熱事件
–妳越扯越遠了

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無論怎麼稱呼

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根據統計,路西安

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在情熱這方面不太可靠

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我不希望他的行為

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毀掉了我們在安妮葛洛佛身上
取得的重大進展

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好,就這樣了

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–妳要去哪裡?
–學校

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但我會回來參加天堂晚宴

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我最愛的活動

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{\an8}路西安
你在哪裡?

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DPP會
邀請妳參加天堂晚宴

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一個屬於友誼與姐妹之情的夜晚

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嗨

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他一早就走了

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什麼都沒發生,只是...

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–好的
–好的

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我們只是看了《X檔案》

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然後就睡著了

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太好了

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是啊

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妳覺得他為何這麼早走?

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這不屬於我的職權範圍

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對,當我沒說,抱歉

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我只是...妳覺得我該傳訊息給他嗎?

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或許妳該找朋友討論?

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好,妳說得對

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留瀏海的那個女孩如何?

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對,妳說得對,好

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好,謝謝妳保護我

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謝謝

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你在做什麼?

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這不是你現在該玩的遊戲

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路西安

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自摸

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我覺得妳讓大家有點緊張

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找個位子坐下,不然就離開

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聽說你今早在校園四處遊蕩

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沒有人喜歡告密鬼

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你選擇這樣打發時間?

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跟這些新移民打梭哈?

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卡洛琳,拜託,她們是我朋友
而且這是麻將

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她們不會說英語

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請原諒我的質疑
但這跟安妮葛洛佛有何關係?

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她變得越來越無聊了

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所以你要放棄?

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沒有要放棄,只是休息一下
找點刺激的事做

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她還沒做完宣誓,你的任務還沒完成

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你還得加把勁

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相信我,那很簡單

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這最好是精心策劃之舉
而不是你慣有的自我破壞

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現在妳也變無聊了

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我什麼事都得自己來嗎?

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說實話,墨西哥的沙拉都比你可靠

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真是個臭婊子

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我以為妳是送餐的

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–妳想要什麼?
–沒有

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我喜歡妳的瀏海

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我上的法國電影新浪潮課程
播了《斷了氣》,所以...

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很好看,很有法式情調

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–妳到底想怎樣?
–沒有啊,我說真的

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我只是想看看妳好不好

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我想我們能聊聊?

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聊聊?

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是啊,我想說,妳會想要有人陪

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經過了那些事
妳覺得我會想要妳陪我?

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–碧翠絲,我很抱歉...
–不,別這樣

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不要道歉,別跟我講那些

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別裝得像妳是我朋友

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妳背棄了妳的原則,而我受到了羞辱

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狼狽而逃

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恕我失陪,我以為人生不會更糟了

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但我的訂單剛剛被延誤
因為送餐員聯絡不上我

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讚啦,老兄

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你看了很開心?

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是啊,很大支耶

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我覺得這裡畫的應該不是你的老二

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對,但畫在我臉上,所以...

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沒錯,正對著你的嘴巴

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所以他們想說什麼?我會吃老二?

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我認為這是合理的詮釋

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所以是什麼意思?我是同性戀?

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有可能

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太亂來了吧,為什麼要幹這種事?

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不知道,或許他們見不得你好

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所以畫了老二,沒什麼大不了的

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你也看見了,那很大一支,所以...

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對,是一根大屌,但不是大事

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這是兄弟會,男生就是男生

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我不喜歡男生

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對,你表達得很清楚

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你能幫我把這個擼掉嗎?

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我覺得這個用詞不太好

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我去拿穩潔,等等幫你擦掉

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謝謝

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嗨

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去把那奇異筆擦掉

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否則我就讓大家看你的小小奇異筆

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你把我當成害蟲的狀況
真是越來越離譜

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視覺非常重要

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所以我幫你這週的課做了PPT簡報

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接下來幾週的也做了

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我找到了一些
墨索里尼在慕尼黑的好照片

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謝謝,我等等會看

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好,我知道

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我上週沒去你的課堂
讓你失望了,我能理解

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妳在說什麼?

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我只是想讓你知道
我很榮幸能為你工作,儘管時間短暫

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–我覺得妳誤會了...
–你不需要安慰我

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這種事我很有經驗了
我早已滾瓜爛熟...

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西西,我沒有要開除妳

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那你為什麼不開心?

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這跟妳無關

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好

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或許能幫你買個盆栽

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或是補充維他命D

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很多研究說,維他命D有各種功效

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雖然我覺得那可能是騙局...

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是我前妻

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–你結過婚?
–對

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她來學校辦朗讀會
到處都是她的名字

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等等,你的前妻
是“操癒創傷”小姐?

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我感覺好多了

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還貼了真多

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路西安
你去哪裡了?

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看來你離開了
路西安?

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你還活著嗎?哈

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卡洛琳?嗨

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抱歉打擾,我想跟妳確認一下

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確認什麼?

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今晚的天堂晚宴
我們還沒收到妳的回覆請柬

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我們希望妳能出席

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對,抱歉,我今天在四處奔波

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說實話,我還有點難適應

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我還在摸索這裡的運作機制

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我完全能理解

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我還記得我的大一時光

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一切都那麼陌生、那麼可怕

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好像沒有人能懂我

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對,就是這種感覺

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真可愛

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我很愛狗

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我大一時,最後是在天堂晚宴

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才意識到DP會是我的歸屬

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我還記得當時那種
有姐妹能談心的感覺有多美妙

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聽起來是很美妙

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所以妳會去嗎?

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我會去的

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太棒了,我會確保妳在我這個圈圈

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好

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會很好玩的

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我很期待

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《操癒創傷》

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我們的記憶不只是過去的存留

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我們度過的每一秒
都在身上留下印記

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痛苦留下的割痕更深
是自然而然的事

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我們的創傷
在我們心中留下了不可磨滅的痕跡

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當我們敞開身體,接受新的輸入

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我們給了自己治癒的機會

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藉由性愛,身體會找到新的韻律

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所以我們不能害怕臣服於我們的慾望

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無論那有多麼羞恥或禁忌

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因為直面不適感

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就是在藉由脆弱,取得掌控

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操癒創傷

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好,回頭見

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00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,438
–史考特!嗨!
–安妮葛洛佛!嗨!

215
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,065
很高興又遇見你

216
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,150
是啊,妳在DP會的派對上
玩得開心嗎?

217
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,944
–很開心,很好玩
–太好了

218
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,697
我媽一直在催我參加大學活動

219
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,157
所以我很高興能認識新朋友

220
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,909
你的兄弟們感覺很酷

221
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,077
什麼意思?

222
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,162
–沒什麼啊,怎麼了?
–沒事

223
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,248
我只是想說,他們感覺人很好

224
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,625
是啊,前一天還很好

225
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,295
隔天就在你臉上畫老二

226
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,380
你說什麼?

227
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,966
算了,我要去上課了

228
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,802
但妳今晚該來我們會館坐坐

229
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,555
在DP會的招新活動之後

230
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,223
好啊,我會考慮

231
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,975
–好,到時候見
–謝謝

232
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,185
好,再見

233
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,482
我很樂意給你們更多參考資料

234
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,736
如果你們想深入探索主奴愉虐的世界

235
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:04,987
好,太好了

236
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:09,618
好,剩下的時間
應該能再接受一個提問

237
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,913
你,叼著牙籤的

238
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,125
我只是好奇...

239
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,963
妳怎麼知道
妳成功操癒妳的創傷了?

240
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:28,344
因為我能隨心所欲地給予及接受愉悅

241
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,929
與任何我所選擇的人

242
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,729
我們能在簽書時進一步討論

243
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,399
今天的活動就到這邊

244
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,442
–開始吧
–西西還沒來

245
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,861
我覺得我們不能丟下她
她是招新主席

246
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,448
她遲到了,我們要開始了
這又不是開顱手術

247
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,827
妳知道流程嗎?

248
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,412
完全不知道,妳呢?

249
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,497
不知道

250
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,544
歡迎來到天堂

251
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,504
謝謝

252
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,174
–歡迎來到天堂
–謝謝

253
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,801
很高興妳來了

254
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,847
真是太美了

255
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,266
–嗨,安妮
–嗨

256
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,727
卡洛琳,我很抱歉

257
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,353
突然出了一點事,但我現在來了...

258
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,147
別擔心,西西,都處理好了

259
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,274
都處理好了?什麼意思?

260
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,901
妳這次不必參加

261
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,571
–等等,我只是需要...
–不如妳去忙學校的事吧?

262
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,656
我們走吧,女士們

263
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,410
但她們用我的房間做告解

264
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,079
我要去哪裡?

265
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:17,095
我覺得結局有點離譜
竟然領養了所有的狗

266
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,056
很多狗耶,101隻?

267
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,266
不知道,我覺得不太寫實

268
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,935
別誤會,我很愛那部電影

269
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,896
我只是覺得那麼多狗太離譜了

270
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,816
你剛剛看了《101忠狗》?

271
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,610
不是,老二怎麼還在?

272
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,327
唷...他們在看我嗎?

273
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,330
感覺他們專心在打球

274
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,125
沒有,我很確定有人在笑我

275
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,168
你想太多了

276
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,337
我在團體健身後都不敢吃熱狗

277
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,965
你得承認,那不是很低調的食物

278
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,261
那是熱狗,是蛋白質
我不會放棄蛋白質,布雷斯

279
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,305
老兄,我爸會來參加家長週末

280
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,434
我們得阻止這些說我是同性戀的人

281
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,398
你看布萊茲曼做什麼?

282
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,315
我沒有

283
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,151
他在看你,老兄,你們在看我嗎?

284
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,236
我只是在想

285
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,738
他會不會因為沒當上會長而忿忿不平

286
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,324
不會,布萊茲曼是個好人

287
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,535
史考特,我原本不想跟你講的

288
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,787
但布萊茲曼不是好人

289
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,708
他是顆未爆彈,我們不能信任他

290
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,209
所以我不希望他當會長

291
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,545
好,我去跟他談談,好嗎?

292
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,840
這樣吧,我也有話要講

293
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,884
才沒有...

294
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,553
–嗨,布萊茲曼
–嗨

295
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:44,142
我只是想跟你說...

296
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:48,980
現在誰才是娘炮?

297
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:51,149
老兄,你還好嗎?

298
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,026
搞屁啊,老兄?

299
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,489
–妳有沒有看到...
–我知道

300
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,867
歡迎來到天堂

301
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,621
今晚很特別,因為妳們很特別

302
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,420
我們想要了解妳們,真正的妳們

303
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,424
因為我們相信
妳們有可能成為下一屆會員

304
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,096
我們要分享自己神聖的一面

305
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:27,685
圍成一個圈圈
這棟屋子是個安全的空間

306
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,856
無論說了什麼,我們都要互相支持

307
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,609
我們今晚的話語不會受到批評

308
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,362
也不會再次被提及

309
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,617
這就是姐妹情誼

310
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,455
西西?

311
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,248
嗨,查德維克教授,你怎麼在這裡?

312
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,793
妳怎麼在這裡?

313
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,879
我沒法及時趕去天堂

314
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,256
所以她們把我趕出來
我現在無處可去

315
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,633
這是個比喻嗎?

316
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,010
不是,只是我最愛的招新活動

317
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,304
我的姐妹會DP會每年都辦

318
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,225
那是個屬於姐妹之情
與親密友誼的夜晚

319
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,811
而妳會遲到是因為...

320
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,564
我在那裡看見妳了

321
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,443
對,我也看見你了

322
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,112
妳為什麼去?

323
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,656
我沒有結過婚

324
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,159
她很有魅力

325
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,494
這是你去的原因嗎?

326
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,580
我想要支持她...

327
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,666
因為我覺得那樣做是對的

328
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:37,171
而且...在她離開我並以此經歷
寫了本暢銷書後,我就沒再見過她

329
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,342
是啊,我知道,我正讀到第3章

330
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:49,392
讓我加入妳吧

331
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,436
沒問題

332
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,024
太好了

333
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,239
如果妳們覺得不自在...

334
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,490
隨時都可以離開

335
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,784
我先開始吧

336
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,297
妳們聽了可能會很驚訝,但是...

337
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,050
我以前並不像現在這樣子

338
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,261
小時候,我一直覺得很沒有安全感

339
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,889
覺得自己很讓人失望

340
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,975
讓我媽媽...讓所有人都失望

341
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:33,936
除了艾德里安

342
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,022
他是我的網球教練

343
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,524
總穿著白色網球服

344
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,777
妳們可以想像

345
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,531
但他不只是帥而已

346
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,452
我能跟他深入交流

347
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:55,040
總之,有一天練完球後
他把我帶回辦公室

348
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,376
房間的角落有一張沙發

349
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:01,213
我馬上了解到接下來會發生什麼事

350
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,507
他吻了我...

351
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,927
而那真是...

352
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,766
我夢想了好久的情景

353
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:16,270
接下來...我們做愛了

354
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,232
那是我的第一次

355
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:24,445
我記得我抬頭看他,一切都這麼完美

356
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,913
直到我的下一堂課

357
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,167
我發現教練換人了

358
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:42,380
我以為我們的事情東窗事發
害他被開除

359
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,718
但事實比我想的還糟

360
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,309
原來他從來沒喜歡過我

361
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,436
他離職了...

362
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,691
因為他不想再看見我

363
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,903
他之所以跟我做愛
是因為我母親付錢給他

364
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,281
天啊

365
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,577
她只是想要提升我的自信心

366
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,080
因為我跟她說永遠不會有男生喜歡我

367
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,297
她以為她是在幫我,但是...

368
00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:30,344
發生過這種事
你要怎麼再信任別人?

369
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,224
別哭

370
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:43,065
所以我很高興能認識DP會

371
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:46,652
能認識妳們

372
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,547
騎我,爹地

373
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:09,717
我好性感

374
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:11,551
你不想看嗎?

375
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:12,845
我就在現場,不是嗎?

376
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,556
那為何還要錄影?

377
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,391
我沒有說之後不看啊

378
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:19,893
你真的有享受嗎?

379
00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:24,815
如果妳問的是我有沒有射
我能拿出證據

380
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,401
如果你曾看過我的任何作品

381
00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:31,446
就會知道性愛的重點不只是高潮

382
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,073
而是...發掘

383
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:37,161
把握當下、體驗當下

384
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:40,830
我得承認一件事

385
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,999
妳的作品中,我唯一熟悉的

386
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,126
就是我手機上那部

387
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:49,882
我只想要一些毫無意義的裸體樂趣

388
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,592
沒有要免費的心理諮商

389
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,594
謝謝“操癒痛苦”心理師

390
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,471
誰說是免費的?

391
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,181
所以妳是為了錢上我?

392
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:01,852
你唯一的性愛對象,或許是鏡頭

393
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,020
妳在羞辱我的性癖?

394
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,439
不,這個...

395
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:07,942
不是性癖

396
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:10,695
是恐懼

397
00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:15,949
這很明顯
你很害怕讓你的性愛對象...

398
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,827
看見真實的你

399
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,079
害怕真正的連結

400
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:28,629
抱歉,心理師,這越來越無聊了

401
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,676
我敢說,每次有人想接近你
你都會這麼說

402
00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:37,887
你看,逃跑了

403
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:41,809
沒有,我只是不疾不徐地走掉

404
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,956
那是我此生最糟糕的聖誕節

405
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:07,835
千萬不要做“23與我”基因檢測

406
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,016
我覺得我沒什麼好說的

407
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:27,688
好

408
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,193
我愛我的父母

409
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:36,280
我也沒有兄弟姐妹
所以沒有人會打我

410
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:41,827
–我衣食無憂...
–妳可以暢所欲言

411
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,751
我是處女

412
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,630
所以這挺丟臉的

413
00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:57,176
這沒有什麼好丟臉的

414
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,182
我不...

415
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,142
我不知道

416
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:09,020
或許是因為我爸的工作

417
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,606
或是我的成長經歷

418
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:12,483
但是...

419
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,445
我好像很不會與人聊天

420
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:21,450
或許我沒有能力與人連結

421
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,455
或是讓別人真正喜歡我

422
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:32,545
我18歲了,但初吻還在

423
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:37,091
等到終於成真,他應該會發現

424
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:41,220
因為我的吻技太差

425
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,225
或許我已殘破不堪

426
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:27,683
妳的吻技很完美

427
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,244
做剪貼簿的人,他們全是怪胎

428
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,788
那還會引向更嚴重的罪行
比如針線活

429
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:51,998
針線活?

430
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,626
編織、鉤針、縫上格言的小枕頭...

431
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,919
大枕頭也不行

432
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,171
刺繡

433
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,672
看電影時講話的人

434
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,217
–我恨死了
–我也是

435
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,178
–海豚訓練師
–也太具體了

436
00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:06,221
他們看起來全是變態

437
00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:07,931
你知道瑪格麗特洛瓦特嗎?

438
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,015
–誰?
–好

439
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:11,893
她參與了航太總署的計畫
負責教導海豚溝通

440
00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:15,063
–你知道怎麼了嗎?
–她跟海豚發生性關係?

441
00:30:15,064 --> 00:30:16,981
好,沒有插入,只有用手

442
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,108
細節網路上都有,你能去讀

443
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:20,860
所以海豚訓練師都該關進勞改營?

444
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:23,488
這是我虛構的獨裁世界,我說了算

445
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,532
有道理

446
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,701
–你愛她嗎?
–妳說海豚訓練師瑪格麗特?

447
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:29,787
不是,是黛卓心理師

448
00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:30,828
天啊...

449
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,289
她自信、聰明、美麗

450
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:34,666
若是我,我會仍愛著她

451
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,876
我走進簽書會的那一刻

452
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,545
大家都被她迷住了

453
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:40,547
我真的對她沒有感覺了

454
00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:42,675
–就是沒有
–但她很完美!

455
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,842
我永遠無法變成那樣

456
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,136
謝天謝地

457
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,305
我很高興妳不像她

458
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,812
這樣他就會閉嘴了,對吧?

459
00:30:55,813 --> 00:30:57,856
只要沒有造成反效果的話

460
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:01,402
不然我該怎麼辦?

461
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:04,529
我們不能加劇這些傳言

462
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:06,114
什麼傳言?那不是傳言

463
00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:07,365
那是謊言

464
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,617
布雷斯,我爸幾週後要來

465
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,787
不能讓他聽見這些同性戀言論

466
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:15,665
好,新聞的週期很短

467
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:18,585
–到時大家都會忘記
–不行...這不能上新聞

468
00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:20,253
這不會上新聞

469
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:23,006
我家鄉沒有人是同性戀
我不是同性戀

470
00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:26,884
那或許,在你爸來之前
我們該少見面一些

471
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,095
別讓別人誤會我們的友情

472
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,763
才不會誤會

473
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:34,560
我們是好朋友
一起瞎混,就像...兄弟

474
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:38,522
對

475
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:43,068
會裡的所有人,都有積分

476
00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:44,695
把妹積分

477
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:48,949
大家都有一些成績,除了你

478
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:50,908
對,因為我尊重女生

479
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:54,038
好,你可以尊重女生,但是...

480
00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:59,125
如果你同流合汙一些
或許能破除謠言

481
00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,418
開心一下,你懂的

482
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:01,919
你肯定有喜歡的人

483
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,882
你覺得聊得來的女生...

484
00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,426
讓你覺得舒服的女生

485
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,305
對,我愛女生

486
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:13,474
卡洛琳?

487
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,392
安妮,妳今天開心嗎?

488
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,687
很開心,妳說得對
這正是我需要的,謝謝

489
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,981
應該的,妳分享的故事讓我很感動

490
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:25,234
其實呢,我在想能不能問妳一個問題

491
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:26,403
當然了

492
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,823
是關於妳弟弟的

493
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:31,908
他沒有闖什麼禍吧?

494
00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:33,994
沒有,沒有闖禍,只是...

495
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:38,498
我們一起約會,玩得很開心

496
00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:41,835
我以為會有一些進展

497
00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:45,881
然後他半夜離開了我房間

498
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,883
–我很遺憾
–妳覺得我哪裡做錯了嗎?

499
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,969
沒有,聽我說
面對路西安時,千萬別責怪自己

500
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,598
雖然他為人風趣又有魅力...

501
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:56,767
但他也有創傷

502
00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:58,476
–是
–對

503
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,937
我們都有創傷

504
00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:04,607
我也不是真正對他有興趣...

505
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:07,194
如果我越界了,請跟我說,但是...

506
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,322
根據妳之前所說

507
00:33:11,115 --> 00:33:13,282
妳無法與人產生連結

508
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:16,704
或許是因為妳選錯了連結的對象

509
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:19,330
這也是有可能

510
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,790
聽我說,若能回到過去

511
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:24,085
我絕對不會以那種方式失去童貞

512
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,212
我並不是說妳該談戀愛

513
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,465
但或許妳該找個好人

514
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,384
找個妳信任的人

515
00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:35,096
妳說得對,謝謝

516
00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:39,350
無論發生什麼事
妳隨時都能來找我幫忙

517
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,436
好的

518
00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:42,813
還有,安妮

519
00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:44,815
妳並非殘破不堪

520
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,285
好...

521
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,996
我該走了,好

522
00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:01,457
別忘了妳的書

523
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,169
你知道嗎?管這本書去死

524
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:08,296
–管它去死
–沒錯

525
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:11,340
而且你知道嗎?
去他媽的天堂與獨裁政權

526
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,717
去他媽的早八課

527
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,093
對,去他媽的維他命D

528
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,803
–去他媽的前妻
–去他媽的布萊茲曼

529
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,514
–誰?
–不重要,某個無名小卒

530
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:20,141
好,去他媽的舊情傷

531
00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:21,434
對,去他媽的

532
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:25,481
尤其是去我媽的
她竟然付錢請網球教練上我

533
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:33,613
天啊,這太怪了
抱歉,我不是故意的

534
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:37,617
–不,我很遺憾
–不,這不是什麼大事

535
00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:40,411
–聽起來很嚴重
–不,我做過心理諮商

536
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:44,123
我會想到,是因為往年
我都會在天堂晚宴上分享這祕密

537
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:47,836
現在想想,那或許也不是
我最喜歡的姐妹會活動

538
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:50,296
好,那就去他媽的吧

539
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:52,174
是啊,去他媽的

540
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:14,571
嗨

541
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:18,200
不如我去拿些喝的...

542
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,451
不用了,謝謝

543
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,953
給妳

544
00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:25,415
有一杯我喝過,我忘記是哪一杯了

545
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,333
–我不介意
–太好了

546
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,710
總之,那在我腦中揮之不去

547
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,671
是啊,那真的有很多隻狗

548
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:34,340
一個人要怎麼...我不是指人

549
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,051
牠們怎麼懷那麼多狗?

550
00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,636
所以我們扯平了?

551
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:39,887
–你發誓刪除了?
–刪掉了

552
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,681
–完全刪除了?
–刪掉了

553
00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:44,184
–因為我能再畫一次
–我刪掉了

554
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,156
好,給你喝

555
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,077
你終於把老二拔出史考特的嘴巴了

556
00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:04,871
對

557
00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:06,998
等等,妳在收容所工作過,對吧?

558
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:11,294
好,有可能領養這麼多狗嗎?

559
00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:14,839
我其實不知道,我得查查

560
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,341
我知道那是卡通,我只是...

561
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,052
我覺得至少要寫實一點

562
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,471
我同意

563
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,267
看來心之所向,無人能擋

564
00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:28,729
可不是嗎?

565
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,491
{\an8}下集預告...

566
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:45,494
{\an8}–感覺到那冷冽之氣了嗎?
–是啊,母親的到來近了

567
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:48,414
這是你當上會長後的第一場活動
我得讓大家刮目相看

568
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:49,999
並讓你爸開心

569
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,419
現在,我看到的是
一連串令人擔憂的症狀

570
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,420
該死

571
00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:57,173
很高興能與妳們母女共進晚餐

572
00:36:57,174 --> 00:36:59,759
我媽今晚想跟史考特的家人吃飯

573
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,511
–妳跟我說沒問題
–我會搞定的

574
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,013
我要坦白一件事

575
00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:05,974
–妳媽是個婊子
–我知道

576
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:54,915
字幕翻譯: 林律齊

577
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,002
創意監督
張世幸