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前情提要

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所以妳要去探望
妳真正的女兒卡洛琳?

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我知道,我只是你的繼母

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我一直當你是親兒子

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你知道嗎?管這本書去死

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管它去死

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去他媽的天堂與獨裁政權

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去他媽的前妻

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我爸會來參加家長週末

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我們得阻止這些說我是同性戀的人

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我不是同性戀,對,我愛女生

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–史考特!嗨!
–安妮葛洛佛!嗨!

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–很高興又遇見你
–是啊

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看來心之所向,無人能擋

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我們需要安妮,她是副總統的千金

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我們還沒收到妳的回覆請柬

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我不想再對妳失望了

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我有個計畫,媽
我會爭取到安妮葛洛佛

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歡迎來到天堂

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殘酷意圖

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三週後

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真有格調

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不適合今天

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{\an8}歡迎各位家長

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–真美妙
–是啊,很美妙

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我喜歡妳嘴巴的形狀

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–謝謝
–是啊

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妳會來今晚的袋棍球比賽嗎?

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我媽來了,所以...

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帶她來啊

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這是速度最快的雙腳運動
但我從來都不懂

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因為一隊不只有一個人

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所以那不應該是...

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速度最快的多腳運動嗎?

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我不知道,總之是速度最快的

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是啊,我們喜歡速度

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我只是...不希望弄得尷尬

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因為我可能跟我媽說過
我們在一起的事

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不會,那很棒

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因為我也有跟我父母說
我們在一起的事

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他們一直很喜歡妳

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我父母也一直很喜歡你

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他們或許會想打個招呼

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我爸很愛跟人握手

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我爸也很愛跟人握手

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那就到時見了?

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好啊,晚餐見,還有之後在飯店

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什麼?

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我爸媽幫我訂了房間
讓我跟他們住近一點

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對,沒有到很近啦

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–不是連通的房間
–好

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–對,所以...
–好

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我們晚點能過去,前提是妳願意

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–去飯店?
–對

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好,我願意

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太棒了,好

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–好
–好

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–再見
–再見

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不好意思,小姐

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我知道這很奇怪
但妳長得很像我認識的一個人

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凱西迪費瑟史東

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常有人這樣講,但我不是她

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好,等等,妳最近如何?

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我最近很好

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太棒了,真是好消息
我最近也過得很好

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這幾天都沒有在附近看到妳

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我一直在啊

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一直在?

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附近

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是嗎?

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對,只是不是在你附近

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祝你週末愉快

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暴食症復發了?

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不是,我還希望是
我覺得我病得很重

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真不妙

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我睡不著,還會心悸

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我知道我餓了,但就是吃不下

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我該不會懷孕了吧?

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妳什麼時候做過愛?

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什麼時候...布萊茲曼!

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–誰?
–好

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我們沒有插入性行為

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但相信我,他射得到處都是

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到處都是精液

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所以無論妳喜不喜歡
這在醫學上有可能

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–感覺到那冷冽之氣了嗎?
–是啊,母親的到來近了

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我其實很期待見到她

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尤其我媽這週末去做灌腸

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她已經改期兩次,所以不能再改期了

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–去年不也是這樣嗎?
–前年也是

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我該在嘔吐之前回家
然後準備吃晚餐

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真好,暴食症復發了

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好,去休息吧,西西

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妳找不到比史考特羅素
更好的人選了嗎?

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儘管我很希望能宣稱
我是安妮新戀情的紅娘

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但很不幸,這與我無關

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但這確實與我的利益相符
所以你最好別插手

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所以妳要取消交易

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那相當於是棄權

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不是,我只是暫時休息

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那是什麼意思?

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這週末不要煩她

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妳跟媽媽的三人行
不希望有第四者?

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你說你覺得無聊了
我在給你重整旗鼓的機會

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我不需要重整旗鼓

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–試試吧
–如果我不想要呢?

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這個週末你贏不了的

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媽媽讓妳這麼緊張?

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路西安,我精心策畫了這一切

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我不要你的髒手伸出來攪局

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史考特羅素無法阻止我

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得到妳答應要給我的東西,卡洛琳

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而我衷心期望你在未來會成功

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看來我得自己找樂子了

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–嗨
–嗨,老兄,你好嗎?

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有一些兄弟會的事務,會長先生

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好,等我一下

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–你跟安妮處得如何?
–處得很好

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我們剛剛才在親熱,超爽的

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–我能想像
–她超讚的

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有點讓我想起...我媽

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或是克莉絲汀阿奎萊拉

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–她確實是完美的女人
–對

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我需要你簽名

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我要報銷夏威夷派對的支出

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好

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花了不少錢呢

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我買了他們最大的一隻豬

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你買了豬?你去寵物店嗎?

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我都不知道有人在賣豬

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可能有荷蘭豬吧
但你買了大豬,真是太酷了

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對,我去了屠宰場

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這是你當上會長後的第一場活動

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我得讓大家刮目相看

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並讓你爸開心,你懂嗎?

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感謝他為我做的一切

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讓我在畢業後有工作等等

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老兄,你不必買一隻大豬討好我爸

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你是我最好的朋友,他只在乎這點

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他訂了飯店房間

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看看妳,真是淫蕩

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妳這麼覺得嗎?希望如此

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妳今晚會跟史考特上床

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我不知道,我們只有接吻過

145
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準備好吧,你們即將要趕進度了

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或許他只是想聊聊天?
他八成會邀布雷斯來

147
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那就有趣了

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因為我向妳保證,開房間就是要上床

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好,所以真的要來了

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我該怎麼辦?

151
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–刮腿毛、看點A片
–卡洛琳!

152
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怎樣?這是妳一直想要的

153
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–我該穿什麼?
–什麼都不穿

154
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–認真點,我是說在那之前
–好,我們去逛街

155
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放心,我知道去哪裡買

156
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好,我等等有課,可以下午去嗎?

157
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–好
–這樣時間夠嗎?

158
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...大家都準備睡在波特豪特的床單上

159
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因為我把到了卡爾那女孩

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真是個好故事,說得真對

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–她去年告訴我...
–那是誰?

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看來我母親今年太過準時了

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那是在服務生把一碗濃湯

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灑在我背上之前,記得嗎?

165
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那聲尖叫很難忘

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希望今年的湯是西班牙凍湯

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以防萬一

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雖然衣服會比較難洗,但至少不會燙

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抱歉,西西,我以為我跟妳說過

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我們今年有其他規劃了

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這...是啊

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我或許該待在家裡,以免又吐了

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–我沒有暴食症
–看得出來

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好

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我會打包一些菜給妳

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卡洛琳

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我想向妳介紹安妮葛洛佛
我們最受矚目的潛在新會員

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很高興終於見到妳,梅黛太太

179
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很高興能與妳們母女共進晚餐

180
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天啊,抱歉,我完全忘了

181
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我媽今晚想跟史考特的家人吃飯

182
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卡洛琳沒有跟我說

183
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我也是現在才知道

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真的很抱歉

185
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但我媽一旦打定了主意

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就很難讓她打消念頭

187
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但很感謝妳們的邀請

188
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我們等等一起去逛街?

189
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好

190
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–妳跟我說沒問題
–我能處理

191
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–我為此排出了時間
–我會搞定的

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真不敢相信
我為此開了這麼遠的路過來

193
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這裡變了一些呢

194
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這是天花板線板嗎?

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好

196
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老兄,繼續加油
我感覺置身在夏威夷

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好棒的一隻豬

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阿羅哈,路西安

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你幫史考特換了新造型啊

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很有領袖風範

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林肯那造型就不錯,所以...

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我甚至無法假裝知道你在講什麼

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他的“鬍子”,煙霧彈

204
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我比較喜歡他刮掉

205
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你說林肯?就他那下巴?

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我懂

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史考特突然纏上安妮
就在他那觀念保守

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很可能恐同的父親
要來看他最愛的兩個小夥子之前

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你預計什麼時候結束?

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–真愛沒有時間表
–狗屁

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史考特很喜歡安妮

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那你有什麼好處?

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沒有

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議員辦公室的搶手職位?

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沒有,他已經給我工作邀約了

216
00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:57,719
你說的是
“說說你的期望待遇”那種邀約

217
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,429
還是拍拍你的背說

218
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:02,892
“我兒子的朋友都能來我底下做事”
那種邀約?

219
00:11:03,768 --> 00:11:04,727
你別搗亂

220
00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:08,523
我只是想確認史考特的新戀情
會在週一之前結束

221
00:11:09,148 --> 00:11:10,524
否則怎樣,路西安?

222
00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:12,068
我們就走著瞧囉

223
00:11:16,572 --> 00:11:17,531
隔日避孕藥

224
00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:19,033
妳需要用藥指示嗎?

225
00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:23,286
–不用
–請按按鈕

226
00:11:23,287 --> 00:11:25,372
我不需要用藥指示

227
00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:27,791
因為我查過資料,做足了功課

228
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:30,127
我想知道的是,上面寫的

229
00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:32,672
“五天內有效”有沒有例外

230
00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,550
–什麼?
–已經超過五天了

231
00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:37,926
超過幾天?

232
00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,138
五...加十

233
00:11:41,556 --> 00:11:43,223
五加十?到底幾天?

234
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,475
十五天

235
00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:46,227
好

236
00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:48,437
可能誤差一週,或三週

237
00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:52,441
好,那可能得用第二備案

238
00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,734
而那需要驗孕陽性結果

239
00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:56,611
我不覺得我懷孕了

240
00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:59,239
沒有懷孕,為什麼要吃事後避孕藥?

241
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,242
因為我希望有,但那只是痴心妄想

242
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,369
抱歉,妳希望懷孕?

243
00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,329
至少那還有辦法治療

244
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:09,458
現在,我看到的是
一連串令人擔憂的症狀

245
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:12,836
症狀時好時壞,但這樣感覺更不妙

246
00:12:12,837 --> 00:12:13,753
坦白跟我說吧

247
00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:16,215
可能是很嚴重的病,對吧?

248
00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:20,511
女士,我是藥師

249
00:12:24,015 --> 00:12:25,016
真是沒用

250
00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:35,817
幸好妳來了

251
00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:37,110
我剛剛才打給妳

252
00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:39,321
好,我毫無頭緒

253
00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,865
這件怎麼樣?

254
00:12:41,991 --> 00:12:43,492
妳喜歡就好

255
00:12:43,493 --> 00:12:45,744
我不知道他喜歡什麼,妳懂嗎?

256
00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:48,872
我還選了這個,但這可能太誇張

257
00:12:48,873 --> 00:12:50,208
或許不適合我

258
00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:52,001
這很好

259
00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:54,420
只是沒什麼特別的

260
00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,176
妳還好嗎?

261
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:05,515
加入DP會,不是開派對、選內衣
這麼簡單,安妮

262
00:13:06,349 --> 00:13:07,766
這是一種承諾

263
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:10,269
必須有榮譽感與忠誠

264
00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:12,979
這跟晚餐有關嗎?

265
00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:16,107
招新活動的目的
就是讓我們認識彼此

266
00:13:16,108 --> 00:13:18,194
或許我們價值觀不同

267
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,363
妳媽有這麼生氣嗎?

268
00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:22,657
這與她無關

269
00:13:23,574 --> 00:13:25,159
我一直把妳當朋友

270
00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:28,371
陪伴妳、支持妳...

271
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:32,750
我該走了

272
00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:35,211
我要跟我媽喝下午茶

273
00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:37,255
祝妳好運

274
00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:47,347
艾倫,妳接著說

275
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,975
我剛剛是想謝謝卡洛琳

276
00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:52,894
–安妮說了她很多好話
–媽

277
00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:55,564
真的很高興能認識她

278
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:57,148
很高興她遇見了妳

279
00:13:57,149 --> 00:13:59,651
帶她適應這新環境

280
00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:03,113
儘管她選了D會,而不是S會

281
00:14:03,114 --> 00:14:04,698
但妳也知道,大家都說

282
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:07,367
S會是一夜狂歡,D會是一生相伴

283
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,911
–我覺得恰好相反
–我反對

284
00:14:09,912 --> 00:14:13,874
如果D會的人都跟妳女兒一樣
我想那就是對的

285
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:15,918
是啊

286
00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:21,340
我們很以卡洛琳,以及她的成就為傲

287
00:14:21,924 --> 00:14:25,343
以前她每週都打給我,哭著要回家

288
00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:27,596
我大一過得很辛苦

289
00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:30,974
就像是小鳥,得推她一把,才會離巢

290
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:34,603
看看現在的她,DP會的會長

291
00:14:34,604 --> 00:14:37,857
妳兒子也讓妳很自豪吧
安妮說了很多路西安的事

292
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:40,651
妳們要再喝一點茶嗎?

293
00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:45,947
當然了,我的繼子路西安
他是個很活潑的孩子

294
00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:47,324
是啊

295
00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:50,535
人們說重組家庭的狀況會很複雜

296
00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:55,291
但我得說,我們家是例外,對吧?

297
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:58,293
–真是太好了
–是啊

298
00:14:58,294 --> 00:14:59,628
這是您的帳單

299
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,338
艾倫,請讓我來吧

300
00:15:01,339 --> 00:15:03,173
胡說什麼,我請客

301
00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:06,218
再說了,我們不能收禮,妳知道的

302
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:10,055
好吧,我就讓妳一次

303
00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:12,849
下次我們兩家人在華府齊聚
我們再回請

304
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,309
或許能定在年末假期

305
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:18,314
年末假期我們通常會去旅遊
但這頓下午茶很愉快

306
00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:20,650
當然了

307
00:15:21,359 --> 00:15:22,777
雖然很短暫

308
00:15:27,782 --> 00:15:28,949
恕我失陪一下

309
00:15:31,994 --> 00:15:34,663
妳喝過倫敦凱萊奇酒店的下午茶嗎?

310
00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:36,666
我覺得那是最棒的下午茶

311
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,087
卡洛琳?

312
00:15:41,796 --> 00:15:42,880
妳還好嗎?

313
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:51,931
我沒事

314
00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:55,642
感覺妳媽人很好

315
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:58,395
很難想像她曾經做出

316
00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:00,980
網球教練那件事

317
00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,649
我要坦白一件事

318
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:03,901
好的

319
00:16:04,443 --> 00:16:06,111
我媽是操縱人的大師

320
00:16:06,112 --> 00:16:07,278
她是政治說客

321
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:08,906
而且她對此非常擅長

322
00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:11,282
當她發現我們是朋友

323
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,827
她就說服我安排這一切

324
00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:16,330
她想跟妳爸搭上關係

325
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:19,290
所以計畫改變時,她才這麼生氣

326
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:22,461
這也是她整個下午
一直試探妳和妳媽的原因

327
00:16:23,462 --> 00:16:24,839
我想跟妳道歉

328
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,174
那真是糟透了

329
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:31,302
我不該讓妳陷入這種處境

330
00:16:31,303 --> 00:16:33,806
我不該這樣利用我們的友情

331
00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:38,018
我應該拒絕,獨自承擔後果

332
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:44,066
謝謝妳告訴我

333
00:16:46,193 --> 00:16:48,821
我很高興妳媽拒絕了

334
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:52,533
我不在乎我媽對我有多失望

335
00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:57,621
我們的友情比那更重要

336
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,212
我很希望妳可以原諒我

337
00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:20,935
好樣的,爸,真準

338
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:23,438
簡直是神一般的拋物線

339
00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:25,648
看見了嗎?完美的旋轉

340
00:17:25,649 --> 00:17:27,192
太厲害了,先生,投得真準

341
00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:28,359
謝了,布雷斯

342
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,527
得心應手

343
00:17:29,528 --> 00:17:32,823
就像你去年將1002法案
送入眾議院一樣

344
00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:35,033
是啊,你研究得真仔細

345
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,701
–議員
–路西安

346
00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:38,495
好久不見,很高興見到你

347
00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,872
–孩子,叫我約翰就好
–你若堅持的話,約翰

348
00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:43,583
我堅持,我正想著今天能見到你

349
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,419
我前幾天在俱樂部
打最後九洞時遇見你爸

350
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:48,004
肯定讓你久等了

351
00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:49,339
他動作慢吞吞

352
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,924
他是個好人

353
00:17:50,925 --> 00:17:53,384
他說你今年大四了,主修財金

354
00:17:53,385 --> 00:17:56,262
對,他想要我做金融,我就讀了

355
00:17:56,263 --> 00:17:57,222
但我得說

356
00:17:57,223 --> 00:18:00,433
我好像對政治比較有興趣

357
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:02,435
如果你下定決心,只要跟我說一聲

358
00:18:02,436 --> 00:18:05,855
史考特的朋友都能來我底下做事

359
00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:07,232
你人真是太好了

360
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,400
我很快會給你回覆

361
00:18:09,401 --> 00:18:12,488
好,路西安,你要客串投一球嗎?

362
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:15,866
–好啊,老兄
–來吧

363
00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:18,244
好

364
00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:24,250
–好球!
–輕輕鬆鬆

365
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,756
真是愉快的聚會

366
00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:35,385
安妮,很高興終於看到妳

367
00:18:35,386 --> 00:18:37,554
卡洛琳跟我說了很多妳的事

368
00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:40,432
謝謝妳這麼照顧我的寶貝女兒

369
00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:42,184
應該的

370
00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:46,563
妳知道嗎,媽,我有個想法

371
00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:49,065
我們能邀他們參加聖誕樹點燈儀式

372
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,859
這樣爸也能見到卡洛琳

373
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,195
當然還有克勞蒂亞,你們一家人

374
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,573
當然了,寶貝,感覺會很有趣

375
00:18:56,574 --> 00:18:58,199
儀式後會有盛大的餐會

376
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,702
我會請白宮社交秘書安排

377
00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:02,078
那就太好了

378
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:04,455
我相信我丈夫會很開心的

379
00:19:04,456 --> 00:19:06,250
–謝謝
–我丈夫也是

380
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,168
不好意思

381
00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:15,175
路西安

382
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,220
你要再來一杯嗎?烈一點的?

383
00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:21,681
我說過了,史考特跟安妮的戀情
跟我沒關係

384
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,142
不管你在做什麼,快收手,這不好玩

385
00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:25,518
是嗎?我覺得挺有趣的

386
00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,478
把你這變態的嗜好留給別人

387
00:19:27,479 --> 00:19:29,064
我很愛那部紀錄片

388
00:19:31,859 --> 00:19:34,319
你不能搶走我的這份工作,懂嗎?

389
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,404
放心,布雷斯,我只是玩玩而已

390
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:38,324
我得打發一個週末的時間

391
00:19:40,284 --> 00:19:42,328
這他媽是我的飯碗

392
00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:47,416
家人真的會引出人最糟的一面

393
00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:49,585
我是認真的

394
00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:59,344
墨索里尼被他的同胞
奉為義大利的天才

395
00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:02,013
他向五十萬名
法西斯主義者發表演講...

396
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:03,724
我以為妳喜歡墨索里尼

397
00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:06,143
我喜歡啊

398
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:08,938
–妳還好嗎?
–什麼?

399
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,356
我想念妳的現場評述

400
00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:12,524
真的嗎?

401
00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:16,862
西西,妳生病了嗎?

402
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,280
我看起來像病了嗎?

403
00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:21,783
我感覺不太舒服,但大家都說我沒事

404
00:20:21,784 --> 00:20:23,493
妳看起來很好...還不錯

405
00:20:23,494 --> 00:20:26,205
只是...妳是有一點蒼白

406
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,248
比平時更蒼白?

407
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,209
妳有吃東西嗎?

408
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:34,505
我本來要吃,但我最好的朋友
取消了晚餐邀約

409
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,799
–我去拿點吃的
–不,抱歉,我該走了

410
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,551
因為我知道你在對我講話

411
00:20:40,552 --> 00:20:43,429
但在我聽來,那像是走廊的回音

412
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:45,891
–有人在播歌嗎?
–我很確定沒有

413
00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:47,685
好

414
00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:51,522
該死!

415
00:20:55,526 --> 00:20:57,694
我真不知道怎麼應付她

416
00:20:57,695 --> 00:20:59,570
她這個人陰陰的

417
00:20:59,571 --> 00:21:02,825
我本來沒有懷疑
但她真的是太可疑了

418
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:07,079
她就是...很陰險

419
00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:10,666
我想那些人天性就是這樣

420
00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:16,839
這個項鍊很適合妳

421
00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:20,009
我很高興我把它給了妳

422
00:21:22,052 --> 00:21:23,178
謝謝

423
00:21:23,929 --> 00:21:24,930
我很喜歡

424
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,308
妳要吃什麼?

425
00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:30,853
吃魚吧

426
00:21:31,937 --> 00:21:34,064
天啊,看起來都好難吃

427
00:21:34,857 --> 00:21:36,108
他們怎麼料理?

428
00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:38,318
希望是配酒

429
00:21:45,492 --> 00:21:46,618
是啊

430
00:21:47,703 --> 00:21:49,037
那是什麼?看起來好好吃

431
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:51,539
–雞肉
–喔,我看出來了

432
00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:53,250
–想吃一口嗎?
–好啊

433
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,504
看看這兩位,多麼恩愛

434
00:21:58,505 --> 00:22:00,631
她真是上帝的恩賜

435
00:22:00,632 --> 00:22:02,675
我跟我丈夫確實這麼認為

436
00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:04,969
祂的作為何等奧祕

437
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,721
所以你覺得我很神祕

438
00:22:06,722 --> 00:22:08,307
只有服裝的部分

439
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,727
我覺得妳很漂亮

440
00:22:12,394 --> 00:22:14,228
看吧,這正是他所需要的

441
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:18,067
經過了去年的糟糕事
終於遇見了一個好女孩

442
00:22:18,734 --> 00:22:21,820
那真是件慘劇
你感覺如何,史考特?

443
00:22:22,821 --> 00:22:24,490
我感覺很好啊,怎麼了嗎?

444
00:22:26,742 --> 00:22:28,284
他恢復得很好

445
00:22:28,285 --> 00:22:30,244
多虧了你,布雷斯

446
00:22:30,245 --> 00:22:31,996
謝謝你這位好朋友

447
00:22:31,997 --> 00:22:33,998
讓他直直走在正道上

448
00:22:33,999 --> 00:22:35,750
沒錯,非常直、非常正道

449
00:22:35,751 --> 00:22:36,960
路西安!

450
00:22:37,711 --> 00:22:39,253
搬張椅子,一起吃吧

451
00:22:39,254 --> 00:22:42,548
我很想要
可惜我家庭聚餐已經遲到了

452
00:22:42,549 --> 00:22:43,758
真是個好小子

453
00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:44,842
記得我說過的話

454
00:22:44,843 --> 00:22:47,220
如果認真想從事政治
只要跟我說一聲

455
00:22:47,221 --> 00:22:48,763
我認真考慮過了

456
00:22:48,764 --> 00:22:51,599
我還是得追隨老爸的腳步

457
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,975
所以...金融界,我來了

458
00:22:52,976 --> 00:22:55,645
但布雷斯是我們兄弟會的政治高手

459
00:22:55,646 --> 00:22:58,397
你得趁早把他預訂下來
以免被你兒子搶走

460
00:22:58,398 --> 00:23:00,358
在他當上元首的時候

461
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,734
我已經是會長了啊

462
00:23:01,735 --> 00:23:03,070
我說的是總統

463
00:23:03,654 --> 00:23:04,570
有道理

464
00:23:04,571 --> 00:23:06,864
布雷斯,不如你週一
打電話來我的辦公室?

465
00:23:06,865 --> 00:23:09,408
–我們把這件事搞定
–您肯定就是葛洛佛太太了

466
00:23:09,409 --> 00:23:11,119
是的,幸會

467
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,330
–安妮常跟我提到您
–是啊,很高興見到你

468
00:23:14,331 --> 00:23:15,833
我也很榮幸

469
00:23:19,211 --> 00:23:20,212
抱歉,我來晚了

470
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:24,507
很高興見到妳

471
00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:27,760
有人很香喔

472
00:23:27,761 --> 00:23:28,678
噴了什麼?

473
00:23:28,679 --> 00:23:30,847
凡爾賽舞會香精
加上快抑制不住的怒氣

474
00:23:30,848 --> 00:23:32,473
幸好我錯過了

475
00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:35,394
我們幫你點杯酒,開始歡樂的環節吧

476
00:23:36,353 --> 00:23:38,981
–喝我的吧
–妳真大方

477
00:23:39,690 --> 00:23:42,275
這是乾馬丁尼,我喜歡髒的

478
00:23:42,276 --> 00:23:43,777
我們該乾杯

479
00:23:44,361 --> 00:23:45,444
為什麼?

480
00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:48,156
敬我們爭取到了
在華府與副總統吃晚餐

481
00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:52,034
而這顯然都是路西安的功勞

482
00:23:52,035 --> 00:23:53,911
聽說安妮葛洛佛是你的粉絲

483
00:23:53,912 --> 00:23:55,913
管他粉絲或朋友,路西安什麼都想上

484
00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:59,626
卡洛琳,拜託妳別講話
當個花瓶就好

485
00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:02,337
我去拿一些喝的吧

486
00:24:12,806 --> 00:24:13,807
你想要什麼?

487
00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:17,310
跟所有人一樣

488
00:24:17,311 --> 00:24:20,563
愛、去迪士尼樂園、能安靜地尿尿

489
00:24:20,564 --> 00:24:23,150
告訴我遊戲規則,我們好做交易

490
00:24:24,776 --> 00:24:25,943
沒有什麼交易

491
00:24:25,944 --> 00:24:27,570
你想要那份工作,而你得到了

492
00:24:27,571 --> 00:24:30,573
我不需要你幫忙
你別想用這件事壓著我

493
00:24:30,574 --> 00:24:33,784
我搶走工作,你也生氣
我給你這工作,你也生氣

494
00:24:33,785 --> 00:24:35,495
你知道這是毒性循環吧?

495
00:24:36,705 --> 00:24:37,955
告訴我為什麼

496
00:24:37,956 --> 00:24:39,541
我是個好人

497
00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:43,211
你不是個好人

498
00:24:43,212 --> 00:24:45,796
這麼說吧,我發現你需要這份工作

499
00:24:45,797 --> 00:24:48,550
所以我決定幫助可憐的兄弟

500
00:24:51,428 --> 00:24:52,930
這是什麼意思?

501
00:24:54,056 --> 00:24:56,307
我是兄弟會的財務主管
事情漸漸浮出水面了

502
00:24:56,308 --> 00:24:59,477
比如說你讓史考特簽名的銷帳支票

503
00:24:59,478 --> 00:25:00,686
我買了一隻大豬

504
00:25:00,687 --> 00:25:02,897
我很有錢,所以不知道物價如何

505
00:25:02,898 --> 00:25:06,401
但我的直覺告訴我
一隻大豬不會超過三千美元

506
00:25:07,819 --> 00:25:10,614
–你到底想要什麼?
–放輕鬆

507
00:25:11,573 --> 00:25:14,200
我幹過的壞事,遠遠壞過挪用那些人

508
00:25:14,201 --> 00:25:16,161
丟了也不心疼的小錢

509
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,459
你最好別搞我,路西安

510
00:25:24,086 --> 00:25:25,796
你不是我的菜,布雷斯,但是...

511
00:25:27,881 --> 00:25:29,049
不錯的嘗試

512
00:25:38,308 --> 00:25:40,810
–病人狀況如何?
–好一點了

513
00:25:40,811 --> 00:25:44,230
我在思考小羅斯福
帶領我們走出大蕭條

514
00:25:44,231 --> 00:25:46,107
而他卻坐輪椅

515
00:25:46,108 --> 00:25:48,276
小兒麻痺已經不流行了

516
00:25:48,277 --> 00:25:50,570
而且妳的腿看起來很好

517
00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:53,197
真的嗎?即使穿了這件怪袍子?

518
00:25:53,198 --> 00:25:54,574
這長度有點怪...

519
00:25:55,659 --> 00:25:57,202
我媽去做了灌腸

520
00:25:57,995 --> 00:25:59,204
好的

521
00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:04,959
你不必留下來,我沒事的,我有餅乾

522
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,752
我相信你有其他事要忙

523
00:26:06,753 --> 00:26:08,879
比如吃剩菜跟滑交友軟體?

524
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,506
沒關係的,我能留下來

525
00:26:10,507 --> 00:26:13,092
如果不是小兒麻痺,你覺得是什麼?

526
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,386
什麼時候開始的?

527
00:26:15,721 --> 00:26:18,556
現在想起來
好像是我們離開酒吧之後

528
00:26:18,557 --> 00:26:19,932
你有覺得不舒服嗎?

529
00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:22,184
–你覺得我們被下藥了嗎?
–我不覺得

530
00:26:22,185 --> 00:26:23,978
我在你來之前吃了吧檯的綜合堅果

531
00:26:23,979 --> 00:26:25,438
我覺得不是因為堅果

532
00:26:25,439 --> 00:26:27,315
我會不會生什麼大病了?

533
00:26:27,316 --> 00:26:29,442
我從未有這種感覺

534
00:26:29,443 --> 00:26:32,236
對不起,我只是...
不知道自己是怎麼了

535
00:26:32,237 --> 00:26:34,281
沒事的,深呼吸

536
00:26:35,782 --> 00:26:38,535
很好,現在吸氣

537
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:41,663
吐氣

538
00:26:42,998 --> 00:26:44,915
好,我想這算是呼吸

539
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,209
現在吸氣

540
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:50,505
很好

541
00:26:51,089 --> 00:26:52,424
感覺好一點了嗎?

542
00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:56,553
沒有

543
00:27:01,183 --> 00:27:03,517
這裡真不錯

544
00:27:03,518 --> 00:27:05,103
是啊,很漂亮

545
00:27:06,521 --> 00:27:10,733
飯店總是讓人...有一些想法

546
00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:12,610
對,讓你感覺像個大人

547
00:27:12,611 --> 00:27:13,903
–你懂嗎?
–對

548
00:27:13,904 --> 00:27:16,906
《神偷小猩猩》裡的那隻猴子
現在應該死了,對吧?

549
00:27:16,907 --> 00:27:18,866
我應該沒看過那部

550
00:27:18,867 --> 00:27:21,869
我聽說那猴子討厭赤腳

551
00:27:21,870 --> 00:27:24,455
是因為有人踢過牠嗎,還是...

552
00:27:24,456 --> 00:27:25,999
或許你該當獸醫

553
00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:29,669
對啊...我不太喜歡戰爭

554
00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:32,506
–對
–對

555
00:27:35,675 --> 00:27:37,635
–妳想喝一杯嗎?
–好

556
00:27:37,636 --> 00:27:39,762
好,抱歉,我有點緊張

557
00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:41,264
不會,我也是

558
00:27:46,144 --> 00:27:47,771
–這杯給妳
–謝謝

559
00:27:48,522 --> 00:27:49,563
敬小猩猩

560
00:27:49,564 --> 00:27:51,441
牠的名字叫山姆

561
00:27:52,067 --> 00:27:54,611
–好,敬山姆
–敬山姆

562
00:28:02,786 --> 00:28:04,204
安妮,我...

563
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:09,792
我真的很喜歡妳

564
00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:11,294
我也很喜歡你

565
00:28:12,337 --> 00:28:16,132
不,我是真的很喜歡妳

566
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:17,134
就像是...

567
00:28:18,385 --> 00:28:21,512
不只是喜歡妳嘴唇的形狀

568
00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:26,184
妳知道的,我喜歡妳的全部

569
00:28:27,769 --> 00:28:29,688
我也喜歡你的全部

570
00:28:33,358 --> 00:28:36,485
我,抱歉,我只是...

571
00:28:36,486 --> 00:28:38,155
不會,我願意

572
00:28:45,662 --> 00:28:48,664
我試著說服你爸,但你也得出點力

573
00:28:48,665 --> 00:28:51,501
花點時間陪陪家人

574
00:28:52,127 --> 00:28:53,795
我不覺得他想要

575
00:28:55,046 --> 00:28:57,173
他只想知道你有動力成為

576
00:28:57,174 --> 00:28:59,926
我們都知道的那個真正的你

577
00:29:00,552 --> 00:29:02,595
我能成為任何妳想要的樣子

578
00:29:02,596 --> 00:29:04,722
我就是喜歡你這一點

579
00:29:04,723 --> 00:29:06,640
我最愛家庭團聚了

580
00:29:06,641 --> 00:29:10,312
卡洛琳,我只是想幫妳弟把車拿回來

581
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,606
我會在我們從格施塔德回來前搞定

582
00:29:13,607 --> 00:29:15,775
我想妳高估自己的能力了

583
00:29:16,401 --> 00:29:18,028
相信我,我有我的辦法

584
00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:20,614
我該怎麼感謝妳?

585
00:29:21,781 --> 00:29:22,991
這是你應得的

586
00:29:25,243 --> 00:29:27,871
這是我的功勞

587
00:29:29,164 --> 00:29:30,373
這全是我主導的

588
00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:34,336
是我幫妳拿到了妳要的東西

589
00:29:35,212 --> 00:29:37,297
我為妳策畫了這一切

590
00:29:38,089 --> 00:29:41,175
妳想要比洛克更好的連結
妳想要抄捷徑

591
00:29:41,176 --> 00:29:43,053
所以我弄到了安妮葛洛佛

592
00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,721
妳覺得他為何會去找她混?

593
00:29:45,722 --> 00:29:47,307
因為我叫他去的

594
00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:51,560
我幫妳促成了下午茶
而她媽根本不領妳的情

595
00:29:51,561 --> 00:29:52,896
我又幫妳促成了晚餐

596
00:29:53,605 --> 00:29:56,398
妳根本見不到副總統

597
00:29:56,399 --> 00:29:58,567
我讓妳接觸到了副總統的圈子

598
00:29:58,568 --> 00:30:00,237
這一切都是我給妳的!

599
00:30:04,241 --> 00:30:06,201
妳只幫我弄到他老婆

600
00:30:28,056 --> 00:30:30,224
她總是愛搞得自己才是主角

601
00:30:30,225 --> 00:30:34,145
就我所知,妳也只是某人的老婆

602
00:30:44,990 --> 00:30:47,492
我喜歡妳的這個肩帶

603
00:30:48,451 --> 00:30:49,619
謝謝

604
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,788
但我得跟你說一件事

605
00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:55,625
我以前沒有做過

606
00:30:56,251 --> 00:30:59,003
妳是說在飯店嗎,還是...

607
00:30:59,004 --> 00:31:00,297
從來沒做過

608
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:05,551
我也從來沒做過,所以...

609
00:31:05,552 --> 00:31:06,719
好

610
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,098
我只希望妳一切都好,安妮

611
00:31:10,765 --> 00:31:11,932
我很好

612
00:31:11,933 --> 00:31:13,101
所以...

613
00:31:24,821 --> 00:31:26,865
–你還好嗎?
–很好...

614
00:31:29,576 --> 00:31:30,784
–史考特?
–很好

615
00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:33,162
–怎麼了?是不是我...
–沒事

616
00:31:33,163 --> 00:31:34,997
–不是,我只是...
–我做了什麼嗎?

617
00:31:34,998 --> 00:31:37,292
我只是該走了...

618
00:31:51,973 --> 00:31:53,141
甜蜜的家

619
00:31:54,309 --> 00:31:55,810
妳確定妳可以?

620
00:31:56,478 --> 00:31:58,687
對,謝謝你的幫忙

621
00:31:58,688 --> 00:32:00,481
你該走了,你明天一早還有課

622
00:32:00,482 --> 00:32:02,733
我覺得妳不該一個人待著

623
00:32:02,734 --> 00:32:04,568
姐妹會的大家都在

624
00:32:04,569 --> 00:32:06,528
她們是我的好友,你不必擔心

625
00:32:06,529 --> 00:32:08,365
我知道我不必擔心,但我會擔心

626
00:32:08,990 --> 00:32:10,909
我覺得你是我遇過最善良的人

627
00:32:12,077 --> 00:32:13,244
我沒有那麼善良

628
00:32:14,329 --> 00:32:16,330
我相信驗血報告會很好的

629
00:32:16,331 --> 00:32:18,123
試著別有那麼大壓力

630
00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:20,334
我沒有壓力大,我一輩子活在壓力中

631
00:32:20,335 --> 00:32:22,419
我很會應付壓力,壓力不是病因

632
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:25,715
–好吧,我們會找出病因
–好,謝謝

633
00:32:28,343 --> 00:32:30,470
不...妳留著吧,沒關係

634
00:32:33,515 --> 00:32:34,683
好

635
00:32:56,746 --> 00:32:57,664
妳好嗎?

636
00:32:58,873 --> 00:33:00,291
我有很多事要忙,路西安

637
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:03,628
那頓晚餐真有趣

638
00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:07,132
跟我預想的一模一樣

639
00:33:11,428 --> 00:33:13,971
–妳不必這麼做,妳知道嗎?
–我有很多事要忙

640
00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:16,808
從招新到舞會,所以請不要煩我

641
00:33:17,434 --> 00:33:19,477
–妳媽是個婊子
–我知道

642
00:33:20,061 --> 00:33:23,565
–不需要你跟我說
–不,卡洛琳,妳媽是個下賤的婊子

643
00:33:43,877 --> 00:33:45,044
沒事的

644
00:33:50,717 --> 00:33:51,885
沒事的

645
00:34:06,775 --> 00:34:08,276
你還沒有贏

646
00:34:16,075 --> 00:34:17,327
那好吧

647
00:34:19,287 --> 00:34:20,455
遊戲開始了

648
00:34:34,052 --> 00:34:36,261
–我以為你跟安妮在一起
–不要煩我

649
00:34:36,262 --> 00:34:38,973
–史考特,怎麼了?
–你他媽不要碰我

650
00:34:54,155 --> 00:34:56,240
妳知道妳坐在黑暗中吧?

651
00:34:56,241 --> 00:34:58,784
這是人們遇到危機時的反應

652
00:34:58,785 --> 00:34:59,827
很有電影效果

653
00:34:59,828 --> 00:35:02,205
好吧,我不打擾妳了

654
00:35:04,123 --> 00:35:05,542
我很擔心我的健康

655
00:35:06,835 --> 00:35:08,961
我很想告訴你我有所好轉

656
00:35:08,962 --> 00:35:10,546
但狀況其實惡化了

657
00:35:10,547 --> 00:35:13,632
我在查德維克教授的辦公室昏倒

658
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,342
外加一長串的症狀

659
00:35:15,343 --> 00:35:18,136
我們整晚都在醫務室
做了一系列檢查

660
00:35:18,137 --> 00:35:20,055
全都沒用

661
00:35:20,056 --> 00:35:22,224
而醫生覺得是壓力引起的

662
00:35:22,225 --> 00:35:25,435
但我也跟查德維克教授說了
我在壓力下表現得很好

663
00:35:25,436 --> 00:35:27,396
–我享受壓力
–妳是需要我...

664
00:35:27,397 --> 00:35:28,438
但我不懂

665
00:35:28,439 --> 00:35:31,942
我為何像開了十五萬公里的
二手車一樣突然崩潰

666
00:35:31,943 --> 00:35:35,404
要是沒有查德維克教授陪著我
教我怎麼呼吸

667
00:35:35,405 --> 00:35:37,740
餵我吃餅乾,我不知道會怎麼樣

668
00:35:38,366 --> 00:35:40,325
所以歷史教授餵妳吃餅乾

669
00:35:40,326 --> 00:35:42,911
他載我回家,跟我說我們會找出病因

670
00:35:42,912 --> 00:35:44,872
我很想相信他,真的

671
00:35:44,873 --> 00:35:46,583
他是我認識最聰明的人

672
00:35:47,417 --> 00:35:50,627
一說起這個,我又有點不舒服了

673
00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:52,754
我每次這麼說,人們都覺得太誇張

674
00:35:52,755 --> 00:35:55,091
但我真心覺得我今晚可能會死掉

675
00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:59,053
但我應該不會有事的

676
00:36:00,471 --> 00:36:01,556
我就坐在這裡

677
00:36:02,557 --> 00:36:07,604
好吧,我就讓妳坐在這裡
迷戀著妳的教授

678
00:36:08,146 --> 00:36:10,356
什麼?路西安,我是生病了

679
00:36:12,275 --> 00:36:13,359
不是

680
00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:18,447
不是...絕對不是

681
00:36:18,448 --> 00:36:20,366
你又懂什麼是愛了?

682
00:36:22,243 --> 00:36:25,662
不是,絕對不是

683
00:36:25,663 --> 00:36:26,956
不是!

684
00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,254
這不是未來的羅素太太嗎?

685
00:36:34,464 --> 00:36:35,547
怎麼了,妳還好嗎?

686
00:36:35,548 --> 00:36:37,258
我不想跟你聊這個

687
00:36:37,759 --> 00:36:38,759
怎麼了?

688
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,470
我要去跟卡洛琳聊

689
00:36:41,054 --> 00:36:44,390
我建議不要,她今晚過得不太好

690
00:36:46,434 --> 00:36:47,851
但妳能跟我聊

691
00:36:47,852 --> 00:36:50,438
我覺得這對所有人來說都是個壞主意

692
00:36:52,565 --> 00:36:54,400
那我陪妳一起走呢?

693
00:36:55,276 --> 00:36:56,527
不說話

694
00:36:57,987 --> 00:36:59,238
一個字也別說

695
00:37:33,982 --> 00:37:35,233
妳有多想要?

696
00:37:41,698 --> 00:37:44,951
幹我,天啊

697
00:38:17,525 --> 00:38:19,109
下集預告...

698
00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:20,318
生日快樂

699
00:38:20,319 --> 00:38:21,778
主題是《失樂園》

700
00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:23,613
希望今晚一切順利

701
00:38:23,614 --> 00:38:27,242
–這場派對會讓你大開眼界
–我拭目以待

702
00:38:27,243 --> 00:38:29,202
我需要你簽名,我代墊了很多錢

703
00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:31,788
你自己想辦法
我有空就會簽,好嗎?

704
00:38:31,789 --> 00:38:33,040
他是個男人,西西

705
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:36,084
而只要是男人,都只想要一個東西

706
00:38:36,085 --> 00:38:37,169
上床

707
00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:39,838
路西安貝蒙,什麼都不在乎的男孩

708
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,381
或許我在乎妳

709
00:38:41,382 --> 00:38:43,842
妳不再佔上風了,卡洛琳

710
00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,303
我受夠妳的規則了

711
00:38:45,928 --> 00:38:48,014
你是惡夢的化身

712
00:40:33,786 --> 00:40:35,787
字幕翻譯: 林律齊

713
00:40:35,788 --> 00:40:37,874
創意監督
張世幸