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[Beatrice] Previously on Cruel Intentions.
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- [gasps]
- CeCe, we can't do this.
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I'm a professor, which means we need
to keep things professional.
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I needed a signature real quick
'cause I'm out a lot of money right now,
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- so...
- So? Cover it yourself.
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[Lucien] I'm frat Treasurer.
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Things started to come together,
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like how many reimbursement checks
Scott was signing over to you.
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[Annie] I shouldn't have
said anything about your mom.
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Don't be mad at Caroline. Okay,
she only told me 'cause she loves you.
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You have no idea what Caroline loves.
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[Beatrice] That's "A" as in "Alpha."
And "G" as in "Gamma."
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And I can give you
all the details and names that you need.
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- That was too far.
- You said you wanted a challenge, Lucien.
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- Well, here's your fucking challenge.
- But there are lines that we don't cross.
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[Caroline] You know perfectly well
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that there are no lines
between us, dear brother.
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You haven't won yet.
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That's what makes it so fun.
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[birds chirping]
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[students chattering]
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- Did you do a balloon?
- No, Ella, I did not do a balloon.
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I didn't subjugate myself
and go to that party for nothing.
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I heard there was a snake stripper.
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I don't want to talk about it.
But yes, there was.
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Honestly? It's like they're playing
checkers, and you're playing chess.
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You know, for the first time
in a long time, I feel good.
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I feel like I really
accomplished something.
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I did what needed to be done.
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Maybe you should call that reporter.
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No. I'm out of the limelight.
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Let the entire institution of Greek life
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hang itself in
the court of public opinion.
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They can humiliate
themselves for a change.
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We really do love family visits
here at the Manchester Chapter.
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I'm sure you've seen it all before.
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I bet you had some parties that could
certainly give us a run for our money.
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We never had snake strippers
or ketamine-filled balloons.
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Both charter-revoking offenses.
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Tea?
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[Chadwick] This section's called,
"An End to Fascism."
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Just as it's important to understand
why fascist regimes come to power,
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it's equally important
to understand why they fall.
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They don't.
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CeCe, we've talked about this before.
You're wrong.
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Okay, yes, I'll agree that
they don't always stay in power,
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but I disagree with the verbiage.
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I don't think "fall" is the right word
because it's not the leaders that change.
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It's not their fault. It's society.
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So you say, but if society decides
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it no longer wants or needs
the rule of fascism,
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does that not constitute a failure
of effective leadership?
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So, this is where the party took place?
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Oh, no, no, no. No way.
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Uh, it definitely wasn't up here, I think.
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I don't know, man. It was super dark.
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Look, it wasn't
an Alpha Gamma-sponsored event.
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Yeah.
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This isn't the first complaint
we've had about your chapter.
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Well, I just started as president, so...
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He's referring to the hazing incident
in which you were injured.
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- Mm-hmm.
- [Scott] Hmm.
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The one.
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One bad apple.
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- He means Rourke Reynolds.
- Yeah.
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See, we thought he was a good guy,
but, you know, bad apple.
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[chuckles]
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We'll just need to take a look
at your records.
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Yeah, we-we just use Spotify.
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Financial and membership records.
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- They're in the basement.
- They're in the basement. [chuckles]
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It's not an indication
of anything other than
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that people don't always
know what's best for them.
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It's the hearts and minds
of the countrymen that change,
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not the leadership.
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In a way, it's actually a sign
of successful leadership
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that these governments are overthrown.
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All right,
I'll shoot the elephant in the room.
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It is unfortunate that some of
our members were in attendance.
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But I assure you, as Deltas,
we would never endorse
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that kind of party
or any of that appalling behavior.
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To speed this process along,
I've taken the liberty
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of putting together all of our financial,
academic and ethical records for you.
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I've also included
some preliminary numbers
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on this year's rush class,
which is stronger than ever,
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as you'll see by some of the PNMs
who've pref'ed us.
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This is very thorough.
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Is this Annie Grover?
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Like, the vice president's daughter?
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She's lovely.
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We'll need to see the rest of the house.
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Of course.
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Right this way.
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[CeCe] Their leadership
built successful societies.
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Thank you.
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I'm just saying,
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it's only once the planes run on time that
people think to complain about the Wi-Fi.
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[Chadwick] But at some point,
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the citizens will begin to perceive
their leaders as oppressive.
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[CeCe] Okay, but perception
by definition is subjective.
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[Chadwick] Well, the question is,
did society change or did leadership?
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You have somewhere to be?
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Oh, yes. But we haven't finished.
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Well, fascism isn't going anywhere,
so go on, live your life.
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Right. My life. Your life.
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Separate but equal.
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- Don't love that.
- No, that's right.
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I don't stand by that.
I just meant, like, in terms of us.
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You know, our whole thing.
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- I'll see you at the department meeting.
- Um, yes.
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I actually was meaning to ask, uh,
the email didn't mention a dress code.
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So, what do you think?
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- Academic chic? Intellectually festive?
- Just be yourself.
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Historically,
that hasn't worked out for me.
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[chuckles] Oh.
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Think about what the fascists
could have done to change their fate.
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[students humming]
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♪ Want you to linger, mmm
A little longer, mmm ♪
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♪ A little longer here with us ♪
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♪ Mmm, it's such a perfect day
Mmm, we wish you all could stay ♪
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The board will be in touch
in five to seven business days
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to communicate their decision.
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We look forward to putting
this all behind us.
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- [humming continues]
- Safe travels.
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♪ We'll miss you here at Delta Phi, mmm ♪
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Really glad you guys could, uh, stop by,
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see how standing up we all are.
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Upstanding, bud.
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Right. [stammers]
But we're not quite done yet.
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[stammers] I'll be staying behind to
go over the finances with the treasurer.
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- Oh, he's actually--
- Unfortunately, our treasurer is not
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what you'd call, uh, how do I put this,
our most reliable brother,
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but I'd be happy
to walk you through it myself.
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Oh, you're not the treasurer.
You're the social chair.
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Rules are rules.
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I need the treasurer, president and VP.
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Right, but let's say one of those guys,
uh, won't come to the meeting
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because another one of those guys
punched him.
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What's the... what's the rule with that?
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- I'm sorry?
- It's a hypothetical.
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Yeah.
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I'll wait for the treasurer.
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Nathan. You know,
can I get you a beverage?
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- Yeah, let's...
- [Brian] Do you play golf?
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[sighs]
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[Caroline] We are in good shape,
but our fate, CeCe,
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rests in the hands of a group of
polyester-wearing middle Americans.
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For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure
the blonde was from Alabama.
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Hmm.
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The state may change,
the polyester does not.
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Where are we with Annie?
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She RSVP'd "yes" to Scav Hunt today.
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Mmm. We'll need to confirm.
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Well, RSVP actually stands
for "répondez s'il vous plaît,"
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which pretty much directly translates
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to "Tell us if you're coming"
in the formal French,
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and she definitely said "oui."
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Then confirm it. [speaks French]
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Well, I'm pretty sure she'd tell you
if she changed her mind.
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I mean,
considering how close you guys are.
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It seems like
you're always talking about her,
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- like you're best friends or something.
- Okay.
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Enough with the petty jealousies
and the pathetic French accent.
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What matters today, right now,
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is that the board will never
pull our charter as long as we have Annie.
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So, after Scav Hunt,
you will hand out the bids,
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we will move the pledge
ceremony up to tonight.
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Annie will be a Delta by morning.
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I can do all that,
but we can't do the ceremony tonight.
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[Caroline] If you quote a bylaw
to me right now, I swear to God.
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C-28 states,
"The Rush Chair must be in attendance."
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Are you no longer the Rush Chair?
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I am the Rush Chair. That's the problem.
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So, you're the problem.
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Professor Chadwick invited me to
the poli-sci department meeting tonight.
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[chuckles] Just to be clear.
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You are endangering the foundation
of our sisterhood
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so you can drink cheap wine
and network with people
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who matter less than Professor Chadwick,
who already matters very little.
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It's a huge privilege.
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I already picked out my outfit.
At least in my head.
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I know you said
we're keeping things professional,
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but do you think that means bra or no bra?
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Oh, God.
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CeCe.
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He's grooming you.
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I haven't even thought
about hair and makeup.
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He's a predator.
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He is isolating you from your friends,
from your community.
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No, he wants me to be with my community.
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I just can't be with my community tonight.
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We have plenty of time.
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The board doesn't decide
for five to seven business days.
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And what if Annie changes her mind
during that time?
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- Why would she do that?
- We need her.
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You need to run the Scav Hunt,
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hand out the bids,
and make sure she pledges.
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Tonight.
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Yes. Absolutely.
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I can do all of that today.
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And preside over Pledge Night...
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tomorrow.
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[inhales deeply]
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Fine.
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But you are going to have
to live with your decisions.
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And just know I am deeply,
deeply concerned.
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You have a history of making sacrifices
for men who aren't who you think they are.
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Oh, no.
Professor Chadwick is nothing like Adrian.
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Trust me. I know him.
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And I know men.
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[groans]
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- [bell tolls]
- [chattering]
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[phone buzzing]
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[buzzing continues]
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Triple latte, oat milk.
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I said triple latte, almond milk.
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I triple latte don't care.
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[Annie] Yeah, it was just a party, Mom.
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- Caroline handled it.
- Hi, Ellen.
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Oh, um, I have to go.
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No, no one's here.
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I just have to get ready
for this rush thing.
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Yes. Yes, still Delta Phi.
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- Bye, Ellen.
- Okay, um, bye.
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It's a good thing you amuse yourself.
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You know who finds me funny?
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- [Annie] Hmm?
- Your mom.
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I have to get ready
for the scavenger hunt.
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[Lucien] So, you're abandoning me
for a sorority event?
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[Annie] Well, I haven't seen Caroline
or anyone else in, like, three days.
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You know, it's important
to remember that other people exist.
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Well, what about Sandy? Isn't she people?
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Or Mulder or Scully? They're not people?
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You know they're not.
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Don't tell me they're aliens.
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The truth is out there,
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and they'll probably
still be here tonight.
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Well, I got some more
interesting plans for tonight.
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- [Annie] Ooh, yeah?
- [grunts]
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Like, outside of this room?
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00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:06,853
It's a surprise.
242
00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:09,941
Oh, God.
That is truly a terrifying notion.
243
00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:12,944
- Bye.
- Bye.
244
00:11:16,155 --> 00:11:18,408
[hip-hop music playing on speakers]
245
00:11:21,536 --> 00:11:23,621
- [Blaise] Hey.
- Oh, hey.
246
00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,457
Oh, you can look.
I'm not doing anything private.
247
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,500
Need a hand?
248
00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:31,169
[Scott] Oh, I get it, 'cause,
like, my hand's messed up.
249
00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:33,256
That's good. I like those old-timey jokes.
250
00:11:34,257 --> 00:11:36,258
No. I meant, do you need help?
251
00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:37,343
With your hand.
252
00:11:38,136 --> 00:11:39,470
Uh, yeah, actually.
253
00:11:41,556 --> 00:11:43,349
[music continues]
254
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,685
Messed things up pretty good,
didn't I? [sighs]
255
00:11:46,686 --> 00:11:48,770
Wait. Can you even mess things up good?
256
00:11:48,771 --> 00:11:51,648
I thought, like, messing up was,
like, generally bad.
257
00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:53,276
We will fix it.
258
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,863
I wish I had a time machine.
259
00:11:57,447 --> 00:12:00,198
So you can go back
and see Jesus's magic tricks?
260
00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:01,700
[chuckles] Yeah, totally, but...
261
00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:05,287
Like, after Jesus's stuff, it's like,
maybe not punch Lucien,
262
00:12:05,288 --> 00:12:06,955
you know, get the frat in trouble.
263
00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:08,499
Not be a total dick to you.
264
00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,336
Scott, it's fine.
265
00:12:13,796 --> 00:12:14,881
No.
266
00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:17,133
Hey, we're best friends. Um...
267
00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:20,887
All done. [sighs]
268
00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:24,640
I love you, brother.
269
00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:27,143
Yeah. 'Course.
270
00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:31,731
No, like... for real.
271
00:12:41,949 --> 00:12:43,242
[sighs]
272
00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:45,411
[exhales sharply]
273
00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:49,665
I'm gonna go check up on Nathan.
274
00:12:50,374 --> 00:12:51,375
Okay.
275
00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,674
[chattering]
276
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:01,761
[phone buzzing]
277
00:13:06,474 --> 00:13:09,267
Oh, it's about time you unblocked me.
278
00:13:09,268 --> 00:13:10,435
I ignored you.
279
00:13:10,436 --> 00:13:11,728
Much less effort.
280
00:13:11,729 --> 00:13:13,647
Sounds like you might be a tiny bit mad.
281
00:13:13,648 --> 00:13:15,607
Mad? I don't get mad.
282
00:13:15,608 --> 00:13:16,692
Dogs get mad.
283
00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,735
I have other ways to entertain myself.
284
00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:21,446
Well, I admit I may have
gotten a little carried away,
285
00:13:21,447 --> 00:13:23,990
but you know how we sometimes
get when we're having fun.
286
00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:25,825
Oh, is that your version of an apology?
287
00:13:25,826 --> 00:13:28,370
Because I heard nothing
remotely resembling remorse.
288
00:13:28,371 --> 00:13:30,705
Well, I feel remorse.
289
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,207
Or something resembling it.
290
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,376
Apologizing, fishing for information.
291
00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:37,045
I wonder, what would it actually take
for you to beg?
292
00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:39,297
You know I don't like to be toyed with.
293
00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:40,966
I'll be in touch to collect my winnings.
294
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:42,050
Lucien, need I remind you
295
00:13:42,051 --> 00:13:44,261
there's more at stake regarding Annie
than our little agreement?
296
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:45,346
Goodbye, Caroline.
297
00:13:45,972 --> 00:13:46,973
[sighs] Jesus.
298
00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:51,268
[sighs]
299
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:52,270
[engine starts]
300
00:13:56,774 --> 00:13:57,942
[engine revs]
301
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:00,778
- [crashes]
- [tires screech]
302
00:14:04,991 --> 00:14:06,075
[sighs]
303
00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:08,159
I'm so sorry.
304
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,662
This is all my fault.
305
00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:12,581
Are you all right?
306
00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:13,749
I'm fine.
307
00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:19,254
Oh, God. Look at your poor Prius.
308
00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:20,797
Let me take care of it, please.
309
00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:22,633
It's... [chuckles] ...the least I could do.
310
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:25,385
[stammers] I'm Emily,
by the way. [chuckles]
311
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,554
Hank.
312
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:36,021
[sighs] Maybe we should tell them
he's been incapacitated.
313
00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:37,606
I know I punched him pretty hard, I don't...
314
00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:39,442
I don't think I knocked his head off.
315
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,152
That's not, uh...
316
00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:43,571
You think he'll forgive me?
317
00:14:51,704 --> 00:14:52,871
Who do we have here?
318
00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:54,789
Just two clean-cut men
spreading God's word,
319
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,459
or is this the Avon ladies calling?
320
00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:01,379
Scott, here, wanted to say he's very sorry
for fighting you.
321
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:03,214
- Yeah.
- Okay? He's very torn up about it,
322
00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:05,635
so, forgiveness would mean a lot to him.
323
00:15:06,969 --> 00:15:08,136
Well, olive branch accepted.
324
00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:12,475
But if you'll excuse me,
I have some decorating supervising to do.
325
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,476
[stammers] I don't like olives.
326
00:15:14,477 --> 00:15:16,896
- They're too salty.
- Keep it rolling. No more olives.
327
00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:19,523
Okay. Um, right.
328
00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:22,067
Look, man, I know,
uh, we don't have a time machine--
329
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:24,319
- This is escalating strangely.
- Hmm.
330
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,488
Can you just please come back
to the house with us?
331
00:15:26,489 --> 00:15:27,572
Okay, Nathan wants you.
332
00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:29,032
Nathan. Sounds titillating.
333
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,450
[Scott] He's a guy from Nationals.
334
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,120
He says if the treasurer doesn't do
the audit, we could lose our house.
335
00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:34,914
An audit, huh?
336
00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:37,791
Okay, come on.
337
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,376
We'll figure out
how to do this without him.
338
00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:40,961
No, an audit sounds like a lot of fun.
339
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,631
Amazing. All right. Right on.
340
00:15:44,632 --> 00:15:47,842
Okay, ladies, remember the first
and last 20 minutes of Eyes Wide Shut.
341
00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:50,846
Just skip the middle weirdness for now.
Thank you.
342
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,188
[patrons chattering]
343
00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:02,024
Welcome to your last dance, ladies.
344
00:16:02,775 --> 00:16:04,025
If you succeed today,
345
00:16:04,026 --> 00:16:06,696
you will be welcomed into the arms
of your new sisterhood.
346
00:16:07,363 --> 00:16:09,073
But first, you must be tested.
347
00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:14,453
Intellectually, physically, psychologically.
348
00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:17,206
Ways in which you cannot imagine.
349
00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:20,668
Ways in which words
have not yet been invented to describe.
350
00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:22,711
What is this stuff?
351
00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:24,087
What does it look like?
352
00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,089
- A list?
- That's right.
353
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:27,674
In front of you is a list of tasks
354
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:30,802
that must be completed
in order to receive a coveted spot
355
00:16:30,803 --> 00:16:32,930
in this Delta pledge class.
356
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,975
Proof of each task completed
must be delivered to me here,
357
00:16:36,976 --> 00:16:39,227
at what will serve
as my headquarters for today.
358
00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:41,813
What if we don't know
what some of these things are?
359
00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:44,232
I am not your teacher.
I am not your babysitter.
360
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,193
I am your Scav Hunt leader.
361
00:16:47,987 --> 00:16:50,071
Fifteen of you stand before me.
362
00:16:50,072 --> 00:16:53,659
At the end of this,
only ten of you will be offered bids.
363
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,495
You do what you have to do.
364
00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:59,205
Resourcefulness counts,
365
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:02,835
sabotage is encouraged,
and dirt play is allowed.
366
00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:05,921
Now, go.
367
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:07,923
Run.
368
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,301
Run!
369
00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:13,428
- [students screaming]
- ["C'est La Vie" playing]
370
00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:15,263
For Caroline!
371
00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:17,474
♪ Hey, boy, sittin' in your tree ♪
372
00:17:17,475 --> 00:17:19,809
♪ Mummy always wants you
To come for tea ♪
373
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,269
♪ Don't be shy, straighten up your tie ♪
374
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:24,022
♪ Get down from your treehouse
Sittin' in the sky ♪
375
00:17:24,023 --> 00:17:26,275
♪ I wanna know just what to do ♪
376
00:17:27,109 --> 00:17:28,986
What am I even watching?
377
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,653
I'm not David Fincher.
378
00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:32,197
♪ I'll show you mine
If you show me yours ♪
379
00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:33,949
Three, two, one, go.
380
00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:37,702
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
381
00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:39,996
♪ Let the fun begin ♪
382
00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:41,414
Thank you for your service.
383
00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:44,334
- [students screaming, clamoring]
- Ooh! I found it!
384
00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:45,710
It's mine! I found it!
385
00:17:45,711 --> 00:17:48,005
♪ I'll huff, I'll puff ♪
386
00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:50,799
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
387
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,926
You sure you're the hairiest Alpha?
388
00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:54,052
The guys call me Wolf Man.
389
00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:56,012
- Perfect.
- How much to shave it all off?
390
00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:58,473
I'm seeing a lot of man
and not a lot of wolf.
391
00:17:58,474 --> 00:18:00,767
♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪
392
00:18:00,768 --> 00:18:04,187
[students screaming]
393
00:18:04,188 --> 00:18:05,397
[grunts]
394
00:18:06,106 --> 00:18:08,275
- [screams] Oh, my God. A rat!
- Ew! What?
395
00:18:09,443 --> 00:18:11,986
♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪
396
00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:15,824
- ♪ Say you're true, say to me ♪
- ♪ C'est la vie ♪
397
00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:18,409
[professor] Schopenhauer's final fold
of sufficient reason
398
00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,204
is perhaps the greatest departure...
399
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:23,374
Yes! [chuckles]
400
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,293
[music ends]
401
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:30,505
Hey, what the hell took so long?
Nathan's in the basement.
402
00:18:30,506 --> 00:18:32,423
The guy doesn't like
any sports except swimming.
403
00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:34,175
He talked about the butterfly
for like an hour.
404
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,052
Ah, the familiar touch of a desperate man.
405
00:18:36,053 --> 00:18:37,136
Only need a minute.
406
00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,847
It's not something to brag about.
407
00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:40,807
Just say we lost the receipts.
408
00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:42,976
You mean the receipts
for the money you stole?
409
00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:44,394
Mmm.
410
00:18:44,395 --> 00:18:47,773
Just tell him
you don't have your paperwork, okay?
411
00:18:48,607 --> 00:18:51,609
No one's expecting you
to be a pillar of responsibility.
412
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:54,112
Oh, well,
I guess we'll see how the pillar crumbles.
413
00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:55,573
Hey, you coming?
414
00:18:58,075 --> 00:18:59,451
[chuckles]
415
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:02,787
[country music playing on speakers]
416
00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:04,873
- [customer] Thank you.
- [server] You're welcome.
417
00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:05,915
Here you go.
418
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,084
Thank you.
419
00:19:11,338 --> 00:19:13,298
You sure you don't want anything?
420
00:19:13,299 --> 00:19:14,799
A milk shake maybe?
421
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,886
No, I'm a... I'm not really a sweets person.
422
00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:19,805
[Caroline] Oh, I admire your willpower.
423
00:19:20,472 --> 00:19:23,392
Me? I just love to indulge.
424
00:19:25,603 --> 00:19:26,437
Mmm.
425
00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:30,440
Anyway,
I really am sorry about all of this.
426
00:19:30,441 --> 00:19:34,527
I'm usually a very attentive driver,
but, um, today was just, uh... [chuckles]
427
00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:37,114
I mean, I love my work, but, um...
428
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,492
Yeah, it was a... it was a tough one.
[chuckles]
429
00:19:41,493 --> 00:19:43,078
What is it that you do exactly?
430
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,748
I investigate allegations of misconduct.
431
00:19:46,749 --> 00:19:49,834
You know, things like hazing,
misuse of funds,
432
00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:52,545
anything a chapter does that might not
uphold our National standards.
433
00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:54,839
Oh, so you're the sorority police.
434
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,549
[both laugh]
435
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,885
Most incidents are just college girls
getting carried away,
436
00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:01,596
but, um, this Manchester chapter...
437
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:04,016
[sighs] Honestly, I don't know
how you deal with them every day.
438
00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:07,435
Oh, the ones I'm thinking about
are pretty impressive.
439
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:09,855
Mmm. I see how they could fool you.
440
00:20:10,606 --> 00:20:12,273
But behind closed doors,
441
00:20:12,274 --> 00:20:14,276
I'm telling you,
these girls are the new boys.
442
00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:16,611
Maybe that's a good thing.
443
00:20:16,612 --> 00:20:19,782
They're using sex as a weapon
and collecting men like trophies.
444
00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:25,954
One of them actually
performed fellatio on a boy
445
00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:29,249
with ice in her mouth so she could take
pictures of his shriveled penis.
446
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:33,252
That is, uh, yeah, uh, quite disturbing.
447
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:36,882
You know, I heard whispers
of them seducing professors too.
448
00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:41,637
You know, for grades
or just to ruin their lives for fun.
449
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:45,474
They are brutal, these girls.
450
00:20:47,351 --> 00:20:49,519
But maybe they're just young, you know?
451
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,189
Yeah... [chuckles] ...probably.
452
00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:56,944
You sure you don't want a bite?
453
00:21:00,906 --> 00:21:02,991
- Mmm.
- You know, maybe I'll have a beer.
454
00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,369
- They serve beer here, right?
- Mmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm.
455
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:07,788
Mmm...
456
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:11,709
Cherry.
457
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:23,053
- Shot.
- [sighs] Okay. Let's see.
458
00:21:23,554 --> 00:21:25,972
Now, all I need is proof of number 27.
459
00:21:25,973 --> 00:21:27,725
[sighs] I don't have that one.
460
00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:30,935
The sun is descending in the west,
461
00:21:30,936 --> 00:21:35,064
and here you stand before me,
unpierced and unproven.
462
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:36,817
Is that... Is that William Blake?
463
00:21:37,443 --> 00:21:39,485
Some of it. Doesn't matter.
464
00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:40,820
All tasks must be completed.
465
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,405
No exceptions, no exemptions.
466
00:21:42,406 --> 00:21:44,115
I know. It's just, it said
that we weren't allowed
467
00:21:44,116 --> 00:21:45,742
to pierce ourselves
or any of the other PNMs,
468
00:21:45,743 --> 00:21:47,953
- so I--
- Surely you have other friends.
469
00:21:48,871 --> 00:21:49,912
Not really.
470
00:21:49,913 --> 00:21:52,081
I mean, not close enough to draw blood.
471
00:21:52,082 --> 00:21:54,667
[CeCe] This may come as a shock to you
considering my current social standing,
472
00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:56,794
but as a freshman,
I was much in the same position.
473
00:21:56,795 --> 00:21:58,546
Wait, so who'd you pierce?
474
00:21:58,547 --> 00:22:00,758
I paid a cafeteria worker
a very fair wage.
475
00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:03,844
Poor people can always use
some extra walking-around money.
476
00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:06,763
Yeah. Uh, yeah, it's just,
I can't really pay anyone
477
00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:08,973
to let me do something to their body
because of, you know,
478
00:22:08,974 --> 00:22:10,309
my dad's job in the country.
479
00:22:11,727 --> 00:22:12,978
What about her?
480
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,688
It's against protocol.
481
00:22:15,689 --> 00:22:17,440
Yeah, right.
482
00:22:17,441 --> 00:22:19,777
She might be lying,
but I'm too afraid to ask.
483
00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:23,030
Fine.
484
00:22:23,572 --> 00:22:24,697
[sighs]
485
00:22:24,698 --> 00:22:26,365
You're gonna let me pierce your ear?
486
00:22:26,366 --> 00:22:29,078
Just make sure everything's sterilized.
I'm very prone to infection.
487
00:22:29,578 --> 00:22:31,704
Not the sturdiest stock. [sighs]
488
00:22:31,705 --> 00:22:34,792
- I legitimately thought you hated me.
- Why would I hate you?
489
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:37,877
All I know about you, besides the fact
that your father is the VP,
490
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:40,088
is that Caroline wants you in the house
and that you lost your virginity
491
00:22:40,089 --> 00:22:41,839
- to Scott Russell.
- [scoffs] Yeah.
492
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,176
- A thrust is a thrust is a thrust.
- Is a thrust.
493
00:22:45,177 --> 00:22:48,137
Thrust, yeah. Let's just hope that
the thrusting goes better next time.
494
00:22:48,138 --> 00:22:49,056
With Lucien?
495
00:22:50,224 --> 00:22:52,351
- I have satellite people.
- What?
496
00:22:53,352 --> 00:22:56,562
They told me he's been holed up in your
dorm room. So I just figured, you know.
497
00:22:56,563 --> 00:22:57,647
Lucien is very promiscuous.
498
00:22:57,648 --> 00:22:59,023
So I've heard.
499
00:22:59,024 --> 00:23:00,817
But he's actually been very sweet with me.
500
00:23:00,818 --> 00:23:05,364
He brings me breakfast
and we watch X-Files and then we talk.
501
00:23:07,491 --> 00:23:08,992
We've barely even kissed.
502
00:23:11,537 --> 00:23:13,247
I know exactly what you mean.
503
00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:16,124
- Like, exactly.
- You do?
504
00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:19,836
[chuckles] There's this guy,
a professor actually--
505
00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:22,548
- Chadwick. You mentioned him.
- You were listening?
506
00:23:23,173 --> 00:23:24,007
Mm-hmm.
507
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:28,595
Caroline doesn't like him, but she just
doesn't understand that he's the most...
508
00:23:31,181 --> 00:23:32,974
Well, it's kind of like you and Lucien.
509
00:23:32,975 --> 00:23:34,100
Our brains are connected,
510
00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:37,019
but our bodies are supposed to stay
strictly separate until after graduation.
511
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,688
[inhales sharply] Don't get me wrong.
512
00:23:38,689 --> 00:23:43,818
Caroline's super smart, but maybe she
doesn't know everything about everything.
513
00:23:43,819 --> 00:23:46,029
She doesn't want me
to be with Lucien either.
514
00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:47,614
I know.
515
00:23:49,032 --> 00:23:50,200
So maybe we just do it.
516
00:23:51,743 --> 00:23:52,743
Really?
517
00:23:52,744 --> 00:23:54,246
Yeah, just do it.
518
00:23:55,038 --> 00:23:56,165
Like, right now?
519
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,792
- I'm... I'm talking about the piercing.
- Oh, right.
520
00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:02,254
- Right. For Scav Hunt. [chuckles]
- Sorry. [chuckles]
521
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,006
[CeCe] Just do it.
522
00:24:05,465 --> 00:24:07,467
- [inhales, exhales deeply]
- Okay.
523
00:24:11,013 --> 00:24:12,264
Fuck! [inhales sharply]
524
00:24:16,435 --> 00:24:18,020
[knocking on door]
525
00:24:20,689 --> 00:24:23,025
Yo, what the eff, dude?
526
00:24:23,525 --> 00:24:25,693
The "eff" is in regards to...
527
00:24:25,694 --> 00:24:28,196
Regarding stealing, man. I saw the checks.
528
00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:29,363
The reimbursement checks?
529
00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:31,157
Reimbursement's not stealing, Scott.
530
00:24:31,158 --> 00:24:33,701
It's just a way of paying someone back
for what they've already spent.
531
00:24:33,702 --> 00:24:34,911
I know that. I'm not stupid.
532
00:24:34,912 --> 00:24:38,664
But we paid the lei guy,
and then we paid you for the leis.
533
00:24:38,665 --> 00:24:41,042
We needed a lot of leis.
It was a big luau.
534
00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:43,461
A lot of money is missing, Blaise.
Like a lot, a lot.
535
00:24:43,462 --> 00:24:46,339
We all know Lucien likes to spend it
on drugs and high-class hookers.
536
00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:48,299
No, he's dating Annie.
537
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,760
[Lucien] What, for like a day and a half?
538
00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:53,013
Scott, we're best friends.
539
00:24:53,513 --> 00:24:54,430
Why would I lie to you?
540
00:24:54,431 --> 00:24:56,724
I know how lying works, Blaise.
My dad's in Congress.
541
00:24:56,725 --> 00:25:00,144
If Nationals sees how much
money's missing, that means jail.
542
00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:03,773
Let's not panic. No one is going to jail.
543
00:25:03,774 --> 00:25:06,776
Lucien is a terrible treasurer.
I'm sure he just messed up the books.
544
00:25:06,777 --> 00:25:08,694
Well, we have a couple of days
before the report comes out.
545
00:25:08,695 --> 00:25:11,155
Let me look over everything
before you jump to any conclusions.
546
00:25:11,156 --> 00:25:13,115
I'm not jumping.
Does it look like I'm jumping?
547
00:25:13,116 --> 00:25:14,493
You turned me into a criminal.
548
00:25:15,535 --> 00:25:18,412
Relax. You are not a criminal.
549
00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:20,666
Neither one of us is a criminal.
550
00:25:22,459 --> 00:25:24,253
[scoffs] This is so fucking effed, man.
551
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:27,631
I'm gonna handle it.
552
00:25:28,674 --> 00:25:29,758
You'll see.
553
00:25:40,435 --> 00:25:42,353
What did you do? [chuckles]
554
00:25:42,354 --> 00:25:44,689
Oh, the girls in the hall
were very eager to help out
555
00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:47,900
after I told them you might
never make it to a real formal.
556
00:25:47,901 --> 00:25:50,778
[chuckles] Oh, you did not tell them
I was dying.
557
00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:52,614
I didn't specify.
558
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,615
Daiquiri?
559
00:25:54,616 --> 00:25:58,829
Um, yeah, might as well,
given the short time I have left.
560
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,794
Mmm. Wow, you went all out.
561
00:26:07,838 --> 00:26:09,089
Wanna put it on?
562
00:26:10,257 --> 00:26:11,924
- No.
- Not fancy enough for you?
563
00:26:11,925 --> 00:26:14,635
I mean, you have an entire closet full
of state dinner attire to choose from.
564
00:26:14,636 --> 00:26:16,054
I don't wanna get dressed.
565
00:26:16,722 --> 00:26:17,889
Okay.
566
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:20,392
I wanna have sex.
567
00:26:38,785 --> 00:26:40,037
[chuckles] Wait.
568
00:26:41,163 --> 00:26:42,913
- I know you're not gay.
- You know what?
569
00:26:42,914 --> 00:26:44,582
I don't really like labels.
570
00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:46,167
[Annie] What,
do you not want to do this with me?
571
00:26:46,168 --> 00:26:48,210
I've been hitting on you
since the day I met you.
572
00:26:48,211 --> 00:26:50,130
- Trust me. I do.
- Then what?
573
00:26:50,881 --> 00:26:52,049
I just have this thing.
574
00:26:53,091 --> 00:26:55,343
A thing like a weird mole
or a thing like an STI?
575
00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:57,386
You know, I forgot to mention
I went back to the old folks' home.
576
00:26:57,387 --> 00:26:58,929
Doris was giving me like a real vibe.
577
00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:00,264
What? Like peeing, armpits?
578
00:27:00,265 --> 00:27:03,976
[stutters] I'm not judging here,
but there are a lot of things. What is it?
579
00:27:03,977 --> 00:27:07,397
It's... [sighs] It's a camera thing.
580
00:27:08,357 --> 00:27:09,440
Like sex tapes?
581
00:27:09,441 --> 00:27:10,858
You know what, forget I mentioned it.
582
00:27:10,859 --> 00:27:12,151
No, I don't want to forget it.
583
00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:13,904
- I want to understand it.
- We need more daiquiris.
584
00:27:14,446 --> 00:27:15,279
Or not.
585
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,198
Are you just not gonna tell me?
586
00:27:17,199 --> 00:27:18,949
I already told you. I'm a sicko.
587
00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:20,034
[Annie] I don't think that.
588
00:27:20,035 --> 00:27:23,913
It's just, it would be really bad for me
and a lot of people I'm related to
589
00:27:23,914 --> 00:27:25,915
if a tape of me ever got out.
590
00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:27,917
It's okay. You're not into it.
591
00:27:27,918 --> 00:27:30,586
- So that's... Let's dance.
- No... Um... Okay.
592
00:27:30,587 --> 00:27:33,297
I had my first kiss about, uh,
593
00:27:33,298 --> 00:27:35,549
a few weeks ago
with your stepsister, actually.
594
00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,385
Funny, she, um, never mentioned that.
595
00:27:37,386 --> 00:27:39,553
- She was just being nice.
- I'm sure.
596
00:27:39,554 --> 00:27:42,640
[scoffs] What I'm trying to say is,
my whole sexual experience thus far
597
00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:44,558
has consisted of that kiss
598
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:49,481
and half a thrust from a very sweet guy
who had no idea that he was gay.
599
00:27:51,817 --> 00:27:53,567
You know what, it's... it's okay.
600
00:27:53,568 --> 00:27:55,237
We don't have to rush this.
601
00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:57,780
You know, we can order food
or hang out or, you know,
602
00:27:57,781 --> 00:27:59,657
- I-I can go.
- No, I...
603
00:27:59,658 --> 00:28:00,951
I don't want you to go.
604
00:28:02,786 --> 00:28:04,121
I want you to press record.
605
00:28:06,373 --> 00:28:07,582
Seriously?
606
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:11,127
Yeah. Yeah, I want to see what I like.
I want to try things.
607
00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:13,422
Just promise me that no one will see it.
608
00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:20,387
Are you sure about this?
609
00:28:22,389 --> 00:28:23,223
I trust you.
610
00:28:31,106 --> 00:28:33,149
Hurry the fuck up before I change my mind.
611
00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:34,609
[chuckles]
612
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,501
[phone beeps]
613
00:29:09,811 --> 00:29:12,898
[professor stammers] Everybody, we'll just
give the stragglers a few more minutes.
614
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:18,569
You gonna take all night with that?
615
00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,071
Sorry. [chuckles]
616
00:29:20,906 --> 00:29:23,909
The only thing worse than the wine
at these things is the company.
617
00:29:25,035 --> 00:29:26,619
[clicks tongue] No,
I'm having an amazing time.
618
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:30,040
- [scoffs] They're pompous pricks.
- Professor Chadwick isn't.
619
00:29:30,957 --> 00:29:33,334
Ah, you must be the new TA.
620
00:29:33,335 --> 00:29:35,252
Celeste Carroway. People call me CeCe.
621
00:29:35,253 --> 00:29:38,340
[chuckles] Georgia.
People call me Georgia.
622
00:29:41,384 --> 00:29:42,469
Can I ask?
623
00:29:43,386 --> 00:29:45,429
Do you think I'm dressed appropriately?
624
00:29:45,430 --> 00:29:47,181
Professor Chadwick told me to be myself,
625
00:29:47,182 --> 00:29:49,683
but looking around,
that seems to have been a misstep.
626
00:29:49,684 --> 00:29:52,686
If everyone could please take a seat,
we have a lot to cover.
627
00:29:52,687 --> 00:29:54,438
- Thank you.
- [sighs]
628
00:29:54,439 --> 00:29:56,398
I probably shouldn't be here
without Professor Chadwick.
629
00:29:56,399 --> 00:29:59,152
Oh, no, sit. I'm sure Hank
will be here any minute.
630
00:30:03,365 --> 00:30:04,699
[sighs] Okay.
631
00:30:09,996 --> 00:30:11,998
["Manmade Horrors" playing]
632
00:30:18,713 --> 00:30:21,632
♪ You may live to see
A Minion with a strap-on ♪
633
00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:23,592
♪ Live to see a slutty Mao Zedong thong ♪
634
00:30:23,593 --> 00:30:25,511
♪ Live to see a tattoo of a Tesla ♪
635
00:30:25,512 --> 00:30:27,514
♪ Hidden under
Grandma's favorite sweater ♪
636
00:30:28,139 --> 00:30:29,139
[beeps]
637
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:31,601
♪ MOMA retrospective George W. art ♪
638
00:30:32,769 --> 00:30:33,770
[Lucien] Hello?
639
00:30:34,271 --> 00:30:37,940
♪ This shit show, so sicko ♪
640
00:30:37,941 --> 00:30:41,527
♪ Fifty Shades of Grey
Bigger than the Bible ♪
641
00:30:41,528 --> 00:30:43,488
You shouldn't have gone
to all this trouble.
642
00:30:45,407 --> 00:30:49,577
♪ Bought a Che Guevara shirt
From Zara on sale ♪
643
00:30:49,578 --> 00:30:51,496
♪ Let's fucking go ♪
644
00:30:52,122 --> 00:30:54,165
[moaning]
645
00:31:00,005 --> 00:31:01,255
I'd say I'm sorry to interrupt...
646
00:31:01,256 --> 00:31:02,506
[music ends]
647
00:31:02,507 --> 00:31:03,757
- Shit.
- [breathes heavily]
648
00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:05,594
[Lucien] It seems my timing's perfect.
649
00:31:06,636 --> 00:31:08,887
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, I have no doubt you will be.
650
00:31:08,888 --> 00:31:09,805
I had no idea.
651
00:31:09,806 --> 00:31:11,224
He's just my brother.
652
00:31:13,476 --> 00:31:15,562
- I'm gonna go.
- Bye.
653
00:31:16,229 --> 00:31:18,105
Fucking the faculty, Caroline.
654
00:31:18,106 --> 00:31:19,440
Is that really the best you could do?
655
00:31:19,441 --> 00:31:20,733
I like to fuck people.
656
00:31:20,734 --> 00:31:22,569
Oh, you certainly do.
657
00:31:23,236 --> 00:31:24,821
[Caroline] Except for you, of course.
658
00:31:25,739 --> 00:31:27,324
Unless you brought me something.
659
00:31:28,241 --> 00:31:32,286
I didn't see anything in our shared album.
So can't declare victory without proof.
660
00:31:32,287 --> 00:31:34,664
Oh, I have nothing for you.
661
00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:38,752
There's no A for effort in this game.
662
00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:42,297
[sighs]
663
00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:45,258
I came to tell you I forfeit.
664
00:31:48,762 --> 00:31:50,847
So sweet little Annie rejected you?
665
00:31:51,556 --> 00:31:53,725
Ugh. God, I knew I liked that girl.
666
00:31:54,643 --> 00:31:58,355
I wasn't sure she could do it,
but I gotta say I'm impressed.
667
00:31:59,064 --> 00:32:00,481
It's over, Caroline.
668
00:32:00,482 --> 00:32:01,983
[Caroline] So you're just giving up?
669
00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:04,194
On your car?
670
00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:07,739
On your one opportunity to have me?
671
00:32:12,243 --> 00:32:13,745
What are you up to?
672
00:32:14,412 --> 00:32:15,914
What's your game?
673
00:32:16,414 --> 00:32:17,415
I told you.
674
00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:20,168
I'm done playing with Annie
and everyone else.
675
00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:23,380
Oh, no.
676
00:32:24,130 --> 00:32:26,383
Come on, you're not that stupid.
677
00:32:29,427 --> 00:32:31,763
You don't seriously think
you're in love with her...
678
00:32:36,101 --> 00:32:39,270
Jesus, I'd say it was adorable
if it wasn't so pathetic.
679
00:32:41,106 --> 00:32:43,483
You're nothing more
than one of her little rescue dogs.
680
00:32:43,983 --> 00:32:47,696
She sees you locked up in a little cage,
all sad-eyed and filthy.
681
00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:49,614
So she takes you home.
682
00:32:50,365 --> 00:32:51,408
And then what?
683
00:32:51,908 --> 00:32:54,577
She realizes you chew the furniture
and you're not actually house-trained.
684
00:32:56,079 --> 00:32:59,540
You have a, um,
remarkable sense of storytelling.
685
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:01,960
[Caroline] Annie Grover
could never love you, Lucien.
686
00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:04,128
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
687
00:33:04,129 --> 00:33:06,505
Sooner or later,
she's gonna see the real you.
688
00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:09,174
The one I know so exceedingly well.
689
00:33:09,175 --> 00:33:10,801
Oh, maybe not so well after all.
690
00:33:10,802 --> 00:33:14,805
Oh, stop kidding yourself. You've never
been capable of love nor will you ever be.
691
00:33:14,806 --> 00:33:17,099
Well, see, it sounds like
we're talking about you now.
692
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:19,143
We're the same, you and I.
693
00:33:19,144 --> 00:33:21,186
[inhales sharply] We're not even related.
694
00:33:21,187 --> 00:33:22,980
I know you, Lucien.
695
00:33:22,981 --> 00:33:26,233
And I assure you that there is
nothing inside of you that's good.
696
00:33:26,234 --> 00:33:29,529
That's worth of loving.
By Annie or anyone else.
697
00:33:30,572 --> 00:33:32,741
You are a black hole.
698
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:34,742
There are no feelings.
699
00:33:34,743 --> 00:33:37,328
You don't have feelings.
700
00:33:38,288 --> 00:33:44,126
You are devoid, soulless
and so incredibly fucking stupid.
701
00:33:44,127 --> 00:33:47,505
The only way you can even get off
is if you know you're doing it for me.
702
00:33:49,048 --> 00:33:51,509
- Goodbye, Caroline.
- You're nothing without me.
703
00:33:52,343 --> 00:33:53,762
Put some clothes on.
704
00:33:54,262 --> 00:33:55,513
We're the same!
705
00:33:56,055 --> 00:33:58,308
- Love doesn't exist for people like you!
- [door opens]
706
00:33:58,850 --> 00:33:59,851
[door closes]
707
00:34:03,438 --> 00:34:05,106
[phone buzzing]
708
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:14,364
Hey, um, I'm just calling to make
sure you're still, you know, alive.
709
00:34:14,365 --> 00:34:16,533
[stammers] I mean, of...
of course you're still alive.
710
00:34:16,534 --> 00:34:19,829
That's a weird thing to say. Um,
it's weird to even leave a message, so...
711
00:34:25,335 --> 00:34:26,503
[elevator bell dings]
712
00:34:36,846 --> 00:34:38,889
There has been a request
713
00:34:38,890 --> 00:34:43,393
to change the title
of our trigger-warning training
714
00:34:43,394 --> 00:34:45,395
so as not to invoke debate
715
00:34:45,396 --> 00:34:49,733
- on gun laws and colonial genocide.
- [door opens]
716
00:34:49,734 --> 00:34:55,280
If anyone has suggestions
that don't include the word "trigger."
717
00:34:55,281 --> 00:34:57,199
Uh, for example, so far we've gotten...
718
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,534
Is everything okay?
719
00:34:58,535 --> 00:35:00,911
Just had some car trouble.
Did I miss anything important?
720
00:35:00,912 --> 00:35:02,162
[professor] ...sensitive-content warning...
721
00:35:02,163 --> 00:35:05,707
- I genuinely have no idea. [chuckles]
- ...uh, toxic-entitlement warning,
722
00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:08,418
uh, non-weapon-related warning,
723
00:35:08,419 --> 00:35:12,840
passive-aggressive warning,
and aggressive-aggressive warning.
724
00:35:12,841 --> 00:35:16,718
Now, of course, if you have more,
please make sure to send them
725
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,972
to my Manchester email.
726
00:35:28,481 --> 00:35:30,232
Hey, Brian.
727
00:35:30,233 --> 00:35:33,986
Uh, Scott actually wanted me to come
and take a look at some of the financials.
728
00:35:33,987 --> 00:35:35,071
Oh, yeah?
729
00:35:36,447 --> 00:35:37,447
Yeah.
730
00:35:37,448 --> 00:35:40,493
You know, Lucien's made himself
unavailable as always.
731
00:35:40,994 --> 00:35:43,954
So, if you could just point me
in the right direction.
732
00:35:43,955 --> 00:35:44,956
Bullshit.
733
00:35:45,456 --> 00:35:47,040
[clicks tongue] Come on.
734
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:50,168
I thought we were past
all that ugliness with your dick.
735
00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:51,337
It's not ugly.
736
00:35:52,255 --> 00:35:53,506
It's not about my dick.
737
00:35:55,425 --> 00:35:58,594
Even I know no one pays $3,000 for a pig.
738
00:35:58,595 --> 00:36:00,680
["Roads" playing]
739
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,476
♪ Can't anybody see ♪
740
00:36:09,731 --> 00:36:12,107
♪ We've got a war to fight ♪
741
00:36:12,108 --> 00:36:13,359
[phone chimes]
742
00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:17,529
♪ Never found our way ♪
743
00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:18,698
[phone buzzing]
744
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:23,912
♪ Regardless of what they say ♪
745
00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:30,292
♪ How can it feel, this wrong ♪
746
00:36:30,293 --> 00:36:32,128
[phone buzzing]
747
00:36:34,923 --> 00:36:37,508
♪ From this moment ♪
748
00:36:39,093 --> 00:36:42,220
[moaning on phone]
749
00:36:42,221 --> 00:36:44,349
[Beatrice on phone] I can't believe
I ran into you here.
750
00:36:45,183 --> 00:36:48,352
[Lucien on phone] What can I say?
Nothing like a good hit-and-run.
751
00:36:48,353 --> 00:36:49,603
[moaning continues]
752
00:36:49,604 --> 00:36:52,105
Have you seen it? Are you seeing it?
753
00:36:52,106 --> 00:36:54,108
[Beatrice] It sounds
like someone wants you.
754
00:36:55,526 --> 00:36:58,195
[Ella] I am so sorry, Beatrice.
755
00:36:58,196 --> 00:36:59,280
Don't.
756
00:36:59,864 --> 00:37:01,240
At least you look good.
757
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:03,993
I mean, the parts you can see.
758
00:37:04,994 --> 00:37:07,413
It's mostly just your face.
759
00:37:09,457 --> 00:37:10,749
I'm sorry.
760
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,835
[music continues]
761
00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:18,465
- [panting, moaning]
- Told you it was him.
762
00:37:18,466 --> 00:37:19,550
Who was what?
763
00:37:20,259 --> 00:37:22,010
- Lucien.
- [inhales deeply]
764
00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:24,429
[moaning continues]
765
00:37:24,430 --> 00:37:26,474
Uh, yeah.
I-I don't really watch that kind of stuff.
766
00:37:28,351 --> 00:37:30,103
That's what I've been trying
to tell you, Scott.
767
00:37:30,645 --> 00:37:31,645
He's not a good guy.
768
00:37:31,646 --> 00:37:32,730
All right.
769
00:37:35,024 --> 00:37:35,941
[Scott strains]
770
00:37:35,942 --> 00:37:38,235
- [phone chimes]
- [moaning, panting]
771
00:37:38,236 --> 00:37:40,321
[Caroline] Yes.
Hi, I'd like to file a complaint.
772
00:37:42,073 --> 00:37:43,241
Sexual misconduct.
773
00:37:45,868 --> 00:37:48,078
And you're sure
this will remain anonymous?
774
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:50,164
[music continues]
775
00:37:50,748 --> 00:37:53,751
♪ We've got a war to fight ♪
776
00:37:55,753 --> 00:37:58,256
♪ Never found our way ♪
777
00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:05,138
♪ Regardless of what they say ♪
778
00:38:07,306 --> 00:38:11,476
Hey, it's me again.
I'm still sitting here in my underwear.
779
00:38:11,477 --> 00:38:13,812
So I hope I'll see you soon?
780
00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:17,567
[breathes deeply] Oh,
and bring more daiquiris.
781
00:38:18,985 --> 00:38:19,986
Thanks.
782
00:38:22,113 --> 00:38:23,197
[phone chimes]
783
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:27,201
[moaning, panting on phone]
784
00:38:31,164 --> 00:38:36,169
♪ How can it feel, this wrong ♪
785
00:38:41,174 --> 00:38:43,759
♪ From this moment ♪
786
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,427
♪ How can it feel ♪
787
00:38:45,428 --> 00:38:47,345
[phone chimes]
788
00:38:47,346 --> 00:38:49,932
♪ This wrong ♪
789
00:38:54,187 --> 00:38:55,188
[music ends]
790
00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:03,904
[Beatrice] Next on Cruel Intentions.
791
00:39:03,905 --> 00:39:05,989
[Lucien] This isn't
a fucking game, Caroline.
792
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:07,074
It's always been a game.
793
00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:09,826
You just couldn't stand that I actually
had feelings. That I cared for her.
794
00:39:09,827 --> 00:39:12,454
[Caroline] I bet she would
just love to hear your explanation.
795
00:39:12,455 --> 00:39:14,289
I know how to hurt you too.
796
00:39:14,290 --> 00:39:16,625
I just don't want you
to get someone into trouble who--
797
00:39:16,626 --> 00:39:19,711
And I told you I'm not talking to you
until you return the money that you stole.
798
00:39:19,712 --> 00:39:20,879
[CeCe] Cough it up, Beatrice.
799
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,297
I know it was you who made the complaint.
800
00:39:22,298 --> 00:39:23,465
Rescind it.
801
00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:27,552
[Caroline] These are the women who will be
by your side for the rest of your lives.
802
00:39:27,553 --> 00:39:29,639
Tonight, we become family.