Previously on Cruel Intentions.
CeCe, we can't do this.
I'm a professor, which means we need to keep things professional.
I needed a signature real quick 'cause I'm out a lot of money right now,
- so... - So? Cover it yourself.
I'm frat Treasurer.
Things started to come together,
like how many reimbursement checks Scott was signing over to you.
I shouldn't have said anything about your mom.
Don't be mad at Caroline. Okay, she only told me 'cause she loves you.
You have no idea what Caroline loves.
That's "A" as in "Alpha." And "G" as in "Gamma."
And I can give you all the details and names that you need.
- That was too far. - You said you wanted a challenge, Lucien.
- Well, here's your fucking challenge. - But there are lines that we don't cross.
You know perfectly well
that there are no lines between us, dear brother.
You haven't won yet.
That's what makes it so fun.
- Did you do a balloon? - No, Ella, I did not do a balloon.
I didn't subjugate myself and go to that party for nothing.
I heard there was a snake stripper.
I don't want to talk about it. But yes, there was.
Honestly? It's like they're playing checkers, and you're playing chess.
You know, for the first time in a long time, I feel good.
I feel like I really accomplished something.
I did what needed to be done.
Maybe you should call that reporter.
No. I'm out of the limelight.
Let the entire institution of Greek life
hang itself in the court of public opinion.
They can humiliate themselves for a change.
We really do love family visits here at the Manchester Chapter.
I'm sure you've seen it all before.
I bet you had some parties that could certainly give us a run for our money.
We never had snake strippers or ketamine-filled balloons.
Both charter-revoking offenses.
Tea?
This section's called, "An End to Fascism."
Just as it's important to understand why fascist regimes come to power,
it's equally important to understand why they fall.
They don't.
CeCe, we've talked about this before. You're wrong.
Okay, yes, I'll agree that they don't always stay in power,
but I disagree with the verbiage.
I don't think "fall" is the right word because it's not the leaders that change.
It's not their fault. It's society.
So you say, but if society decides
it no longer wants or needs the rule of fascism,
does that not constitute a failure of effective leadership?
So, this is where the party took place?
Oh, no, no, no. No way.
Uh, it definitely wasn't up here, I think.
I don't know, man. It was super dark.
Look, it wasn't an Alpha Gamma-sponsored event.
Yeah.
This isn't the first complaint we've had about your chapter.
Well, I just started as president, so...
He's referring to the hazing incident in which you were injured.
- Mm-hmm. - Hmm.
The one.
One bad apple.
- He means Rourke Reynolds. - Yeah.
See, we thought he was a good guy, but, you know, bad apple.
We'll just need to take a look at your records.
Yeah, we-we just use Spotify.
Financial and membership records.
- They're in the basement. - They're in the basement.
It's not an indication of anything other than
that people don't always know what's best for them.
It's the hearts and minds of the countrymen that change,
not the leadership.
In a way, it's actually a sign of successful leadership
that these governments are overthrown.
All right, I'll shoot the elephant in the room.
It is unfortunate that some of our members were in attendance.
But I assure you, as Deltas, we would never endorse
that kind of party or any of that appalling behavior.
To speed this process along, I've taken the liberty
of putting together all of our financial, academic and ethical records for you.
I've also included some preliminary numbers
on this year's rush class, which is stronger than ever,
as you'll see by some of the PNMs who've pref'ed us.
This is very thorough.
Is this Annie Grover?
Like, the vice president's daughter?
She's lovely.
We'll need to see the rest of the house.
Of course.
Right this way.
Their leadership built successful societies.
Thank you.
I'm just saying,
it's only once the planes run on time that people think to complain about the Wi-Fi.
But at some point,
the citizens will begin to perceive their leaders as oppressive.
Okay, but perception by definition is subjective.
Well, the question is, did society change or did leadership?
You have somewhere to be?
Oh, yes. But we haven't finished.
Well, fascism isn't going anywhere, so go on, live your life.
Right. My life. Your life.
Separate but equal.
- Don't love that. - No, that's right.
I don't stand by that. I just meant, like, in terms of us.
You know, our whole thing.
- I'll see you at the department meeting. - Um, yes.
I actually was meaning to ask, uh, the email didn't mention a dress code.
So, what do you think?
- Academic chic? Intellectually festive? - Just be yourself.
Historically, that hasn't worked out for me.
Oh.
Think about what the fascists could have done to change their fate.
♪ Want you to linger, mmm A little longer, mmm ♪
♪ A little longer here with us ♪
♪ Mmm, it's such a perfect day Mmm, we wish you all could stay ♪
The board will be in touch in five to seven business days
to communicate their decision.
We look forward to putting this all behind us.
Safe travels.
♪ We'll miss you here at Delta Phi, mmm ♪
Really glad you guys could, uh, stop by,
see how standing up we all are.
Upstanding, bud.
Right. But we're not quite done yet.
I'll be staying behind to go over the finances with the treasurer.
- Oh, he's actually-- - Unfortunately, our treasurer is not
what you'd call, uh, how do I put this, our most reliable brother,
but I'd be happy to walk you through it myself.
Oh, you're not the treasurer. You're the social chair.
Rules are rules.
I need the treasurer, president and VP.
Right, but let's say one of those guys, uh, won't come to the meeting
because another one of those guys punched him.
What's the... what's the rule with that?
- I'm sorry? - It's a hypothetical.
Yeah.
I'll wait for the treasurer.
Nathan. You know, can I get you a beverage?
- Yeah, let's... - Do you play golf?
We are in good shape, but our fate, CeCe,
rests in the hands of a group of polyester-wearing middle Americans.
For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure the blonde was from Alabama.
Hmm.
The state may change, the polyester does not.
Where are we with Annie?
She RSVP'd "yes" to Scav Hunt today.
Mmm. We'll need to confirm.
Well, RSVP actually stands for "répondez s'il vous plaît,"
which pretty much directly translates
to "Tell us if you're coming" in the formal French,
and she definitely said "oui."
Then confirm it.
Well, I'm pretty sure she'd tell you if she changed her mind.
I mean, considering how close you guys are.
It seems like you're always talking about her,
- like you're best friends or something. - Okay.
Enough with the petty jealousies and the pathetic French accent.
What matters today, right now,
is that the board will never pull our charter as long as we have Annie.
So, after Scav Hunt, you will hand out the bids,
we will move the pledge ceremony up to tonight.
Annie will be a Delta by morning.
I can do all that, but we can't do the ceremony tonight.
If you quote a bylaw to me right now, I swear to God.
C-28 states, "The Rush Chair must be in attendance."
Are you no longer the Rush Chair?
I am the Rush Chair. That's the problem.
So, you're the problem.
Professor Chadwick invited me to the poli-sci department meeting tonight.
Just to be clear.
You are endangering the foundation of our sisterhood
so you can drink cheap wine and network with people
who matter less than Professor Chadwick, who already matters very little.
It's a huge privilege.
I already picked out my outfit. At least in my head.
I know you said we're keeping things professional,
but do you think that means bra or no bra?
Oh, God.
CeCe.
He's grooming you.
I haven't even thought about hair and makeup.
He's a predator.
He is isolating you from your friends, from your community.
No, he wants me to be with my community.
I just can't be with my community tonight.
We have plenty of time.
The board doesn't decide for five to seven business days.
And what if Annie changes her mind during that time?
- Why would she do that? - We need her.
You need to run the Scav Hunt,
hand out the bids, and make sure she pledges.
Tonight.
Yes. Absolutely.
I can do all of that today.
And preside over Pledge Night...
tomorrow.
Fine.
But you are going to have to live with your decisions.
And just know I am deeply, deeply concerned.
You have a history of making sacrifices for men who aren't who you think they are.
Oh, no. Professor Chadwick is nothing like Adrian.
Trust me. I know him.
And I know men.
Triple latte, oat milk.
I said triple latte, almond milk.
I triple latte don't care.
Yeah, it was just a party, Mom.
- Caroline handled it. - Hi, Ellen.
Oh, um, I have to go.
No, no one's here.
I just have to get ready for this rush thing.
Yes. Yes, still Delta Phi.
- Bye, Ellen. - Okay, um, bye.
It's a good thing you amuse yourself.
You know who finds me funny?
- Hmm? - Your mom.
I have to get ready for the scavenger hunt.
So, you're abandoning me for a sorority event?
Well, I haven't seen Caroline or anyone else in, like, three days.
You know, it's important to remember that other people exist.
Well, what about Sandy? Isn't she people?
Or Mulder or Scully? They're not people?
You know they're not.
Don't tell me they're aliens.
The truth is out there,
and they'll probably still be here tonight.
Well, I got some more interesting plans for tonight.
Ooh, yeah?
Like, outside of this room?
It's a surprise.
Oh, God. That is truly a terrifying notion.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Hey. - Oh, hey.
Oh, you can look. I'm not doing anything private.
Need a hand?
Oh, I get it, 'cause, like, my hand's messed up.
That's good. I like those old-timey jokes.
No. I meant, do you need help?
With your hand.
Uh, yeah, actually.
Messed things up pretty good, didn't I?
Wait. Can you even mess things up good?
I thought, like, messing up was, like, generally bad.
We will fix it.
I wish I had a time machine.
So you can go back and see Jesus's magic tricks?
Yeah, totally, but...
Like, after Jesus's stuff, it's like, maybe not punch Lucien,
you know, get the frat in trouble.
Not be a total dick to you.
Scott, it's fine.
No.
Hey, we're best friends. Um...
All done.
I love you, brother.
Yeah. 'Course.
No, like... for real.
I'm gonna go check up on Nathan.
Okay.
Oh, it's about time you unblocked me.
I ignored you.
Much less effort.
Sounds like you might be a tiny bit mad.
Mad? I don't get mad.
Dogs get mad.
I have other ways to entertain myself.
Well, I admit I may have gotten a little carried away,
but you know how we sometimes get when we're having fun.
Oh, is that your version of an apology?
Because I heard nothing remotely resembling remorse.
Well, I feel remorse.
Or something resembling it.
Apologizing, fishing for information.
I wonder, what would it actually take for you to beg?
You know I don't like to be toyed with.
I'll be in touch to collect my winnings.
Lucien, need I remind you
there's more at stake regarding Annie than our little agreement?
Goodbye, Caroline.
Jesus.
I'm so sorry.
This is all my fault.
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
Oh, God. Look at your poor Prius.
Let me take care of it, please.
It's... [chuckles] ...the least I could do.
I'm Emily, by the way.
Hank.
Maybe we should tell them he's been incapacitated.
I know I punched him pretty hard, I don't...
I don't think I knocked his head off.
That's not, uh...
You think he'll forgive me?
Who do we have here?
Just two clean-cut men spreading God's word,
or is this the Avon ladies calling?
Scott, here, wanted to say he's very sorry for fighting you.
- Yeah. - Okay? He's very torn up about it,
so, forgiveness would mean a lot to him.
Well, olive branch accepted.
But if you'll excuse me, I have some decorating supervising to do.
I don't like olives.
- They're too salty. - Keep it rolling. No more olives.
Okay. Um, right.
Look, man, I know, uh, we don't have a time machine--
- This is escalating strangely. - Hmm.
Can you just please come back to the house with us?
Okay, Nathan wants you.
Nathan. Sounds titillating.
He's a guy from Nationals.
He says if the treasurer doesn't do the audit, we could lose our house.
An audit, huh?
Okay, come on.
We'll figure out how to do this without him.
No, an audit sounds like a lot of fun.
Amazing. All right. Right on.
Okay, ladies, remember the first and last 20 minutes of Eyes Wide Shut.
Just skip the middle weirdness for now. Thank you.
Welcome to your last dance, ladies.
If you succeed today,
you will be welcomed into the arms of your new sisterhood.
But first, you must be tested.
Intellectually, physically, psychologically.
Ways in which you cannot imagine.
Ways in which words have not yet been invented to describe.
What is this stuff?
What does it look like?
- A list? - That's right.
In front of you is a list of tasks
that must be completed in order to receive a coveted spot
in this Delta pledge class.
Proof of each task completed must be delivered to me here,
at what will serve as my headquarters for today.
What if we don't know what some of these things are?
I am not your teacher. I am not your babysitter.
I am your Scav Hunt leader.
Fifteen of you stand before me.
At the end of this, only ten of you will be offered bids.
You do what you have to do.
Resourcefulness counts,
sabotage is encouraged, and dirt play is allowed.
Now, go.
Run.
Run!
For Caroline!
♪ Hey, boy, sittin' in your tree ♪
♪ Mummy always wants you To come for tea ♪
♪ Don't be shy, straighten up your tie ♪
♪ Get down from your treehouse Sittin' in the sky ♪
♪ I wanna know just what to do ♪
What am I even watching?
I'm not David Fincher.
♪ I'll show you mine If you show me yours ♪
Three, two, one, go.
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Let the fun begin ♪
Thank you for your service.
Ooh! I found it!
It's mine! I found it!
♪ I'll huff, I'll puff ♪
- Thank you. - Yeah.
You sure you're the hairiest Alpha?
The guys call me Wolf Man.
- Perfect. - How much to shave it all off?
I'm seeing a lot of man and not a lot of wolf.
♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪
- Oh, my God. A rat! - Ew! What?
♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪
- ♪ Say you're true, say to me ♪ - ♪ C'est la vie ♪
Schopenhauer's final fold of sufficient reason
is perhaps the greatest departure...
Yes!
Hey, what the hell took so long? Nathan's in the basement.
The guy doesn't like any sports except swimming.
He talked about the butterfly for like an hour.
Ah, the familiar touch of a desperate man.
Only need a minute.
It's not something to brag about.
Just say we lost the receipts.
You mean the receipts for the money you stole?
Mmm.
Just tell him you don't have your paperwork, okay?
No one's expecting you to be a pillar of responsibility.
Oh, well, I guess we'll see how the pillar crumbles.
Hey, you coming?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Here you go.
Thank you.
You sure you don't want anything?
A milk shake maybe?
No, I'm a... I'm not really a sweets person.
Oh, I admire your willpower.
Me? I just love to indulge.
Mmm.
Anyway, I really am sorry about all of this.
I'm usually a very attentive driver, but, um, today was just, uh...
I mean, I love my work, but, um...
Yeah, it was a... it was a tough one.
What is it that you do exactly?
I investigate allegations of misconduct.
You know, things like hazing, misuse of funds,
anything a chapter does that might not uphold our National standards.
Oh, so you're the sorority police.
Most incidents are just college girls getting carried away,
but, um, this Manchester chapter...
Honestly, I don't know how you deal with them every day.
Oh, the ones I'm thinking about are pretty impressive.
Mmm. I see how they could fool you.
But behind closed doors,
I'm telling you, these girls are the new boys.
Maybe that's a good thing.
They're using sex as a weapon and collecting men like trophies.
One of them actually performed fellatio on a boy
with ice in her mouth so she could take pictures of his shriveled penis.
That is, uh, yeah, uh, quite disturbing.
You know, I heard whispers of them seducing professors too.
You know, for grades or just to ruin their lives for fun.
They are brutal, these girls.
But maybe they're just young, you know?
Yeah... [chuckles] ...probably.
You sure you don't want a bite?
- Mmm. - You know, maybe I'll have a beer.
- They serve beer here, right? - Mmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm.
Mmm...
Cherry.
- Shot. - Okay. Let's see.
Now, all I need is proof of number 27.
I don't have that one.
The sun is descending in the west,
and here you stand before me, unpierced and unproven.
Is that... Is that William Blake?
Some of it. Doesn't matter.
All tasks must be completed.
No exceptions, no exemptions.
I know. It's just, it said that we weren't allowed
to pierce ourselves or any of the other PNMs,
- so I-- - Surely you have other friends.
Not really.
I mean, not close enough to draw blood.
This may come as a shock to you considering my current social standing,
but as a freshman, I was much in the same position.
Wait, so who'd you pierce?
I paid a cafeteria worker a very fair wage.
Poor people can always use some extra walking-around money.
Yeah. Uh, yeah, it's just, I can't really pay anyone
to let me do something to their body because of, you know,
my dad's job in the country.
What about her?
It's against protocol.
Yeah, right.
She might be lying, but I'm too afraid to ask.
Fine.
You're gonna let me pierce your ear?
Just make sure everything's sterilized. I'm very prone to infection.
Not the sturdiest stock.
- I legitimately thought you hated me. - Why would I hate you?
All I know about you, besides the fact that your father is the VP,
is that Caroline wants you in the house and that you lost your virginity
- to Scott Russell. - Yeah.
- A thrust is a thrust is a thrust. - Is a thrust.
Thrust, yeah. Let's just hope that the thrusting goes better next time.
With Lucien?
- I have satellite people. - What?
They told me he's been holed up in your dorm room. So I just figured, you know.
Lucien is very promiscuous.
So I've heard.
But he's actually been very sweet with me.
He brings me breakfast and we watch X-Files and then we talk.
We've barely even kissed.
I know exactly what you mean.
- Like, exactly. - You do?
There's this guy, a professor actually--
- Chadwick. You mentioned him. - You were listening?
Mm-hmm.
Caroline doesn't like him, but she just doesn't understand that he's the most...
Well, it's kind of like you and Lucien.
Our brains are connected,
but our bodies are supposed to stay strictly separate until after graduation.
Don't get me wrong.
Caroline's super smart, but maybe she doesn't know everything about everything.
She doesn't want me to be with Lucien either.
I know.
So maybe we just do it.
Really?
Yeah, just do it.
Like, right now?
- I'm... I'm talking about the piercing. - Oh, right.
- Right. For Scav Hunt. - Sorry.
Just do it.
Okay.
Fuck!
Yo, what the eff, dude?
The "eff" is in regards to...
Regarding stealing, man. I saw the checks.
The reimbursement checks?
Reimbursement's not stealing, Scott.
It's just a way of paying someone back for what they've already spent.
I know that. I'm not stupid.
But we paid the lei guy, and then we paid you for the leis.
We needed a lot of leis. It was a big luau.
A lot of money is missing, Blaise. Like a lot, a lot.
We all know Lucien likes to spend it on drugs and high-class hookers.
No, he's dating Annie.
What, for like a day and a half?
Scott, we're best friends.
Why would I lie to you?
I know how lying works, Blaise. My dad's in Congress.
If Nationals sees how much money's missing, that means jail.
Let's not panic. No one is going to jail.
Lucien is a terrible treasurer. I'm sure he just messed up the books.
Well, we have a couple of days before the report comes out.
Let me look over everything before you jump to any conclusions.
I'm not jumping. Does it look like I'm jumping?
You turned me into a criminal.
Relax. You are not a criminal.
Neither one of us is a criminal.
This is so fucking effed, man.
I'm gonna handle it.
You'll see.
What did you do?
Oh, the girls in the hall were very eager to help out
after I told them you might never make it to a real formal.
Oh, you did not tell them I was dying.
I didn't specify.
Daiquiri?
Um, yeah, might as well, given the short time I have left.
Mmm. Wow, you went all out.
Wanna put it on?
- No. - Not fancy enough for you?
I mean, you have an entire closet full of state dinner attire to choose from.
I don't wanna get dressed.
Okay.
I wanna have sex.
Wait.
- I know you're not gay. - You know what?
I don't really like labels.
What, do you not want to do this with me?
I've been hitting on you since the day I met you.
- Trust me. I do. - Then what?
I just have this thing.
A thing like a weird mole or a thing like an STI?
You know, I forgot to mention I went back to the old folks' home.
Doris was giving me like a real vibe.
What? Like peeing, armpits?
I'm not judging here, but there are a lot of things. What is it?
It's... [sighs] It's a camera thing.
Like sex tapes?
You know what, forget I mentioned it.
No, I don't want to forget it.
- I want to understand it. - We need more daiquiris.
Or not.
Are you just not gonna tell me?
I already told you. I'm a sicko.
I don't think that.
It's just, it would be really bad for me and a lot of people I'm related to
if a tape of me ever got out.
It's okay. You're not into it.
- So that's... Let's dance. - No... Um... Okay.
I had my first kiss about, uh,
a few weeks ago with your stepsister, actually.
Funny, she, um, never mentioned that.
- She was just being nice. - I'm sure.
What I'm trying to say is, my whole sexual experience thus far
has consisted of that kiss
and half a thrust from a very sweet guy who had no idea that he was gay.
You know what, it's... it's okay.
We don't have to rush this.
You know, we can order food or hang out or, you know,
- I-I can go. - No, I...
I don't want you to go.
I want you to press record.
Seriously?
Yeah. Yeah, I want to see what I like. I want to try things.
Just promise me that no one will see it.
Are you sure about this?
I trust you.
Hurry the fuck up before I change my mind.
Everybody, we'll just give the stragglers a few more minutes.
You gonna take all night with that?
Sorry.
The only thing worse than the wine at these things is the company.
No, I'm having an amazing time.
- They're pompous pricks. - Professor Chadwick isn't.
Ah, you must be the new TA.
Celeste Carroway. People call me CeCe.
Georgia. People call me Georgia.
Can I ask?
Do you think I'm dressed appropriately?
Professor Chadwick told me to be myself,
but looking around, that seems to have been a misstep.
If everyone could please take a seat, we have a lot to cover.
Thank you.
I probably shouldn't be here without Professor Chadwick.
Oh, no, sit. I'm sure Hank will be here any minute.
Okay.
♪ You may live to see A Minion with a strap-on ♪
♪ Live to see a slutty Mao Zedong thong ♪
♪ Live to see a tattoo of a Tesla ♪
♪ Hidden under Grandma's favorite sweater ♪
♪ MOMA retrospective George W. art ♪
Hello?
♪ This shit show, so sicko ♪
♪ Fifty Shades of Grey Bigger than the Bible ♪
You shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.
♪ Bought a Che Guevara shirt From Zara on sale ♪
♪ Let's fucking go ♪
I'd say I'm sorry to interrupt...
Shit.
It seems my timing's perfect.
- I'm sorry. - Oh, I have no doubt you will be.
I had no idea.
He's just my brother.
- I'm gonna go. - Bye.
Fucking the faculty, Caroline.
Is that really the best you could do?
I like to fuck people.
Oh, you certainly do.
Except for you, of course.
Unless you brought me something.
I didn't see anything in our shared album. So can't declare victory without proof.
Oh, I have nothing for you.
There's no A for effort in this game.
I came to tell you I forfeit.
So sweet little Annie rejected you?
Ugh. God, I knew I liked that girl.
I wasn't sure she could do it, but I gotta say I'm impressed.
It's over, Caroline.
So you're just giving up?
On your car?
On your one opportunity to have me?
What are you up to?
What's your game?
I told you.
I'm done playing with Annie and everyone else.
Oh, no.
Come on, you're not that stupid.
You don't seriously think you're in love with her...
Jesus, I'd say it was adorable if it wasn't so pathetic.
You're nothing more than one of her little rescue dogs.
She sees you locked up in a little cage, all sad-eyed and filthy.
So she takes you home.
And then what?
She realizes you chew the furniture and you're not actually house-trained.
You have a, um, remarkable sense of storytelling.
Annie Grover could never love you, Lucien.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Sooner or later, she's gonna see the real you.
The one I know so exceedingly well.
Oh, maybe not so well after all.
Oh, stop kidding yourself. You've never been capable of love nor will you ever be.
Well, see, it sounds like we're talking about you now.
We're the same, you and I.
We're not even related.
I know you, Lucien.
And I assure you that there is nothing inside of you that's good.
That's worth of loving. By Annie or anyone else.
You are a black hole.
There are no feelings.
You don't have feelings.
You are devoid, soulless and so incredibly fucking stupid.
The only way you can even get off is if you know you're doing it for me.
- Goodbye, Caroline. - You're nothing without me.
Put some clothes on.
We're the same!
Love doesn't exist for people like you!
Hey, um, I'm just calling to make sure you're still, you know, alive.
I mean, of... of course you're still alive.
That's a weird thing to say. Um, it's weird to even leave a message, so...
There has been a request
to change the title of our trigger-warning training
so as not to invoke debate
on gun laws and colonial genocide.
If anyone has suggestions that don't include the word "trigger."
Uh, for example, so far we've gotten...
Is everything okay?
Just had some car trouble. Did I miss anything important?
...sensitive-content warning...
- I genuinely have no idea. - ...uh, toxic-entitlement warning,
uh, non-weapon-related warning,
passive-aggressive warning, and aggressive-aggressive warning.
Now, of course, if you have more, please make sure to send them
to my Manchester email.
Hey, Brian.
Uh, Scott actually wanted me to come and take a look at some of the financials.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
You know, Lucien's made himself unavailable as always.
So, if you could just point me in the right direction.
Bullshit.
Come on.
I thought we were past all that ugliness with your dick.
It's not ugly.
It's not about my dick.
Even I know no one pays $3,000 for a pig.
♪ Can't anybody see ♪
♪ We've got a war to fight ♪
♪ Never found our way ♪
♪ Regardless of what they say ♪
♪ How can it feel, this wrong ♪
♪ From this moment ♪
I can't believe I ran into you here.
What can I say? Nothing like a good hit-and-run.
Have you seen it? Are you seeing it?
It sounds like someone wants you.
I am so sorry, Beatrice.
Don't.
At least you look good.
I mean, the parts you can see.
It's mostly just your face.
I'm sorry.
Told you it was him.
Who was what?
Lucien.
Uh, yeah. I-I don't really watch that kind of stuff.
That's what I've been trying to tell you, Scott.
He's not a good guy.
All right.
Yes. Hi, I'd like to file a complaint.
Sexual misconduct.
And you're sure this will remain anonymous?
♪ We've got a war to fight ♪
♪ Never found our way ♪
♪ Regardless of what they say ♪
Hey, it's me again. I'm still sitting here in my underwear.
So I hope I'll see you soon?
Oh, and bring more daiquiris.
Thanks.
♪ How can it feel, this wrong ♪
♪ From this moment ♪
♪ How can it feel ♪
♪ This wrong ♪
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This isn't a fucking game, Caroline.
It's always been a game.
You just couldn't stand that I actually had feelings. That I cared for her.
I bet she would just love to hear your explanation.
I know how to hurt you too.
I just don't want you to get someone into trouble who--
And I told you I'm not talking to you until you return the money that you stole.
Cough it up, Beatrice.
I know it was you who made the complaint.
Rescind it.
These are the women who will be by your side for the rest of your lives.
Tonight, we become family.