Tonight, one hundred Australians from all walks of life
are standing by to face the nation's biggest and smallest questions.
Like how many of us have read Charles Dickens?
Oh, there's the man himself.
And how many Australians have been invited to a swingers party?
Also, in couples court,
this couple are still arguing over something
and they want us to resolve it.
It's all coming up on the show that's about to start,
so look up from your phone.
The Hundred with Andy Lee.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Good evening.
I'm Andy, and welcome to the season finale of The Hundred.
The show only made possible by the beautiful hundred people up there
that perfectly represent the cross-section of Australia.
So according to stats,
about 14 people up there don't like their partner's pet.
And if you're dating one of those people,
just tell them you've got a new housemate.
Tonight I'll be joined again by three of my favourite panellists.
First up, she was an Aussie icon who won our hearts
when we saw her in Looking for Alibrandi
and won a cool half million on survivor as well -
must be nice, it's Pia Miranda.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Next to her, a man who somehow made
watching people build Lego entertaining.
That's the true Lego master, Hamish Blake.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
And finally, if he doesn't win tonight,
he's agreed to change his name to Mike Silverstein
or Mike Bronze-stein.
It's Mike Goldstein.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I'll do it.
It's our final episode of the series,
so we wanted to have a party to celebrate.
# #
Woah, Channel Nine, where'd you get all this money?
Wow. Yes.
And nothing says partying more
than meticulously studying all the stats on that topic.
Let's have a look at the stats on parties.
Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
10% of Australians have thrown a party to celebrate what?
ANDY: Hame?
I mean, I've been to one of these.
I hope it's not this.
I hope it's not
preschool graduation.
Have you ever been to one of those parties?
No. Have you guys been?
It's so...
it's the least sincere congratulations you ever do.
Congratulations, Charlie,
you're going to school next year.
They're the worst. Is it that?
Not that. OK, great.
10% of Australians have thrown a party to celebrate what?
Pia.
Divorce.
She's got it. Ah.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Why wouldn't you?
I've been to one.
You've been to one? Yeah.
She got divorced,
and it was super exciting,
and I bought her a si -
it's called a silver bullet lady friend thing.
I said because you dodged a bullet.
And then I bought her a candle that said -
No, I think with those bullets you don't dodge.
I think accuracy is actually the point of it.
True.
And then I bought her a candle that
said 'We never liked him anyway.'
ANDY: Oh, lovely.
Next question.
One for your digi pads, guys.
What percent of the hundred have worn a party costume
that is today considered
unacceptable?
Hundred, pop your answers in.
Have you worn a costume in the past that you regret?
Now that would be unacceptable.
Panel do the same.
Answers getting tucked away.
Let's have a look at what our panel came up with...
50% you reckon, Pia?
I think so.
I just think there are a lot of people that were famous
in the 80s and 90s who have disappointed us.
So, you know... Ah, that's a very good point.
You couldn't dress up as...
Yeah, Rolf Harris. HAMISH: Yeah.
Michael Jackson, you know? Yeah, Michael Jackson.
Uh, Mike, 30% for you. Yeah.
I think a lot of people said they were Charlie Chaplin.
They just forgot the hat and the cane.
But... ANDY: We know what they were.
We know what you are.
Let's see how many of our hundred have done this -
wore an outfit that wouldn't be acceptable these days:
Mike gets the points on that one. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I think it's hard though. Yeah.
I'm a little scared to ask,
but does someone want to tell us about the outfit that they chose?
Carol.
Hey, Carol. What was it?
Well, it was 1986. Muck up day. Yep.
I went as a pregnant nun
in red football socks.
ANDY: And what makes you feel bad about it now?
Nothing.
Thank you for joining us. Appreciate it.
No need for confession. That's great.
OK, look, we've all made some costume mistakes in the past.
You just hope it doesn't stick around for the rest of your life.
MAN: It's not coming off.
It's not coming off.
Next question guys.
After a work party, 1% of Australians have been what?
ANDY: Hamish.
Is it seen running across the snow at Mount Buller
in underpants and a fake snakeskin jacket in 2006.
And their name was Andy Lee? I don't -
(LAUGHTER)
HAMISH: And it was about five in the morning.
Um... Is that it?
No it's not it.
Is that just only happened one time, is it?
I'd thank you not to bring up personal matters.
What's that?
Were you firing the first salvo?
I can bring up personal matters as well.
I'm just saying, that's something
I was aware that had happened after a work party,
and you asked the question,
and isn't it our job
to answer honestly?
Um, strong no.
No, it's not written on my card.
Are you sure?
(REPEATS QUESTION)
Pia?
They had to quit because they did something so bad at the party
that they couldn't face anyone ever again.
Like running naked across the snow...
Like that! Not naked.
Underpants and a snakeskin jacket.
Not quit.
Hamish? Have they fired?
He's got it.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Fired.
Alright, uh, next question.
At their hens or bucks party 4% of Aussies have done what?
Well, if it's a hens party,
it's always fake penises, right?
Like a straw or a hat or candy.
But bucks night's never fake vaginas, right?
We get the real thing because we have integrity.
(LAUGHTER)
Right?
That escalated so quickly.
ANDY: That did escalate.
I don't see that coming.
Well, to be honest, Mike, that could lead to this.
(REPEATS QUESTION)
Hame? Cheated.
Yeah. Got it. Cheated.
(AUDIENCE BOOS) I didn't do it.
(LAUGHTER)
Now, we've got some vision of Hamish's bucks party.
Andy Lee running naked across the snow.
All that happened was you and me ended up at Maccas.
I know.
Um, next question.
At someone else's party 25% of Australians have done what?
Pia.
Like going into their cosmetics cupboard
and tried on all their creams and stuff.
Guilty.
Have you done that?
Tried on all their creams.
Like, not all the creams, but.
The most expensive ones.
Look, if there was a really expensive cream
then I might have a dab.
Crossing Pia off my guest list for the upcoming Christmas party.
(REPEATS QUESTION)
Mike?
Played Wonderwall on the acoustic guitar
and stared at my girlfriend for too long?
(LAUGHTER)
Another Andy story, alright.
No, um...
it can only happen at someone else's party.
You don't know the person.
Pia.
Gatecrashed. She's got it.
Well done. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Yeah.
25% of Australians have Gatecrashed.
Anyone want to tell us
about their gatecrashing experience?
Carla? G'day, guys. How are you going?
We're great.
Uh, Carla, what was it?
OK, so my girlfriends and I actually gatecrashed a school formal.
Oh. Yeah.
So it was an all boys school formal,
and you could only go if the boy
had invited you to be a guest.
And we didn't want to miss out, but we didn't get an invite,
so we just lied to our parents and said
that we had been formally invited.
And, um, we all just got dressed up to the nines.
I'm talking fake tan, hair, makeup, everything.
And, um, we my dad actually took photos
of us all dressed up and dropped us off
to the reception centre in his station wagon,
and we just walked right in.
But, um, they set seats often at these formals.
Yeah, so...
so that's the best part.
Every time a meal was served,
we'd have to go into the toilets and hide
because we didn't have an allocated seat.
Carla, did you get found out? No. Never.
We just stayed in the toilet,
and, um, we just kept a lookout.
And every time the music came on
and people started moving around again,
we would just go back out one by one on the dance floor.
Incredible.
Do you get to the after party?
Yeah. Of course.
Did you smooch a guy or a girl?
Ah.
Of course.
Congratulations one of the great gatecrashes,
thanks so much.
Be careful when you gate crashing,
because sometimes you might not have been invited for a reason.
Oh.
Oh!
(CHEERING)
It's the end of the round,
but we're going to have a question
to carry us over this break.
What percent of the hundred have been to
a swingers party, do you think?
Hundred, pop your answers in,
panel do the same,
and we'll get the answer straight after this.
Don't go anywhere.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Welcome back to The Hundred.
Let's do a quick check of the scores,
ooh, tight between Pia and Hame.
Before the break, though,
we asked the hundred
how many of them have been to a swingers party.
Panel you put in your results?
Let's have a look at what you came up with.
88%, Pia.
I did have 38%.
And then I had a little chat to Hamish in the break
and I changed it to 88.
What, he invited you to one? Two.
Two?
Um, yeah, pretty big season coming up.
Um, swingers parties.
Let's see how many of our hundred have
been invited to a swingers party.
Hamish wins.
Only 39% off.
You did that to me on purpose.
You guys are moving in some interesting circles.
We just hear stuff.
Well, if one of those six people -
you're happy to talk about it?
Uh, Kimberly.
Hey, Kimberly. For my first time -
they matched me up with another newbie...
Hang on, hang on, Kimberly, you've gone straight into it, woah...
I hope you didn't do this at the swingers party,
just come in blazing away.
Kimberly, so you actually went to the swingers party?
It was my first time. Yeah.
And they matched me up with another newbie, you see,
because there was only two of us
who'd never been to a swingers party.
Hang on, hang on, hang on. Who is doing the matching?
Because that seems like an unfair situation.
The guy who organised the party.
Oh, the person I organised the party
decides who sleeps with who?
No, but the other guy was really shy.
So he said, "Well, you go with Kimberly to start with."
Um, so we had sex.
The newbie got so scared that he left,
and then I entered in with the rest of the swingers.
Well done, Kimberly, and thanks so much for sharing.
HAMISH: Well done, Kimberly.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
It's now time for our next game where we solve
relationship problems all around Australia.
It's called Couples Court.
VO: You are about to enter the courtroom of Andy Lee.
The stakes are low.
The issues are minor.
The rulings are final.
This is Couples Court.
Order.
Thank you.
Sorry for being so rowdy.
In this segment, we put couples long running disputes to the hundred,
and let them decide who is in the right.
Panel, your job is to guess which way the hundred will vote.
First up, we have Ricki and Pete.
Hey, guys. Hi.
Do you both agree that one of you will change your behaviour
depending on what the hundred say?
I agree. Yes.
OK, here we go.
Here's the case.
Every Sunday, Ricki's husband, Pete,
fills the kitchen bench with everything he needs
to make his lunch for that week.
Pete says that that saves time.
Ricki says it takes up all the bench space, which is frustrating.
Guys, over to you. Any questions?
Hang on...
so it's like it's a food prep night.
But are all the lunches made
or are all the meals like laid out for the week?
So what Pete does on a Sunday night,
he grabs out five plates,
five knives, five containers, five pieces of fruit,
and five pieces of aluminum foil and lines them up.
So when he makes lunches in the morning,
uh, he grabs one set for Monday,
then the next set for Tuesday,
and so on throughout the week. Right.
So Friday's lunch is sitting there for five days?
It's only the fruit, right? Only the fruit.
I'm being told we've been sent a photo of the setup.
Let's have a quick look.
Right. HAMISH: OK.
(LAUGHTER)
What? This is...
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
So this sits there all week? PIA: No.
Yeah. What's your bedroom?
Do you have the socks laid out for the year?
So this isn't meal prep.
This is container prep, right? That's right.
You're taking the maximum amount of space
for the minimal amount of prep, actually.
It takes about 10 seconds to get all these things out in the morning.
The only other thing - it's not visible in the picture,
the only other thing we need to know is like,
do you guys have drawers or cupboards?
I've got a photo.
I've just been told I've got a photo of the whole kitchen
so we can see where it's.
Let's see if there's anywhere else these containers could live.
(LAUGHTER)
This is the least efficient thing I've ever seen.
You see the space I'm left with to cook?
Yeah, no.
Oh, you can't move the banana, that's for four days from now.
PETE: Plenty of room.
So, Ricki, you are left with just that small amount
on the right hand side to cook for the entire week.
Yes. That's correct.
Sometimes I have to move to the dining table.
OK, Pete, please defend yourself.
I feel like we're attacking you. I'm sorry.
It's very easy because it's so funny and he's clearly wrong,
but we'd love to hear from him.
There's a couple of reasons I do it.
The first one is it saves time in the morning.
So you put it all out there and then
the morning you're ready to go.
The second reason is no parent wants to be at the supermarket
first thing in the morning trying to get a banana
or an apple for their kids because
they ate the last one that night,
or there's nothing left in the fridge.
And the third one is
you don't want to be washing dishes, uh, first thing in the morning,
having to hand wash that dish,
so it's all ready to go.
It makes it quick, easy and efficient.
There are other houses that use the controversial fruit bowl method
(LAUGHTER)
of storing a banana. Yeah.
ANDY: That's true.
Pete, what time do you get up?
6:00. Yeah, right.
What time do the kids go to school?
6:15.
8:30.
No, that's got to be millisecond perfect.
I'm honestly surprised you have kids
because you seem like you'd be wearing a condom at all times.
Got to be ready.
Last thing you want have to do is
get a condom on in the morning.
I feel like we've got enough information.
I think so. Yes.
Um, OK, hundred, pop your answers in.
Are you going to side with Ricki?
You think she's in the right,
and Pete and stop this insane behaviour?
Sorry, I've led the witness -
stop this behaviour.
Pop your answers in, hundred.
Panel, do the same.
How many do you think will side with Ricki,
and think Pete's in the wrong?
Let's see what our panel came up with.
Just a 1% error rate.
I just feel like someone's going to hit the wrong button.
Like they meant - it's probably a hundred...
Yes. ..but one person might slip.
Alright, are you both ready to find out the response?
And one of you will change your behaviour
or accept that Pete is fine.
Agreed. Yes.
Alright, good luck, Pete.
HAMISH: Yeah, Ricki doesn't look that nervous.
Uh, hundred,
how many of you think Ricki is in the right,
Pete should change his behaviour?
Mike gets the points!
7%. That's crazy.
(APPLAUSE)
That's it, Pete, it changes from here.
Ricki, well done for enduring it for this long.
Thanks so much, guys. Really appreciate it.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Alright I think we've got time...
Actually, Ando, um... Yes?
Um, I, you know, I don't want to steal your show
or hijack your show,
um, but I had one that I thought we might be able
to put before the couple's court.
Well, it's not your show - Well, it's not yours either.
It's theirs, you're always saying their the stars.
Um, but I actually had an issue between you and I
that I thought maybe we could be the couple on.
OK.
Um, I've talked to Mark about it,
he's happy to be the interim judge.
Are you happy to be the interim judge?
I'll do it.
Does anyone want to see Mike in charge of this show?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
MIKE: Yes. HAMISH: I think it's time.
Alright. That's - mutiny.
This is a really surprising result.
OK, we will go to a break then,
and we'll sort this out, straight after this.
And then Mike gets to be the judge, right?
Mike can be the judge, yeah, sure.
See you soon.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Welcome back to The Hundred with me, Mike Goldstein.
The public demanded it and I'm now the host of the show.
If you just tuned in we're in the middle of Couples Court
and our next couple, Hamish and Andy.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Hey, Mike, I think you're doing a great job.
So you're happy that the verdict is final
and you have to abide by it?
Not really, because I actually don't know what it is yet.
Um, yeah, I'm happy with that, Mike.
And again, can I just say great job.
Huge fan of the show.
Love the new direction the network's taking on this show.
Well, here's the complaint.
Hamish had a treadmill he didn't want,
which lay on his front porch for some time.
Andy he said he'd take the treadmill off Hamish's hands,
which he did,
but went on to sell it and keep the money.
(LAUGHTER)
Hamish thinks Andy should have shared the money with him.
Pia, do you have any questions for the happy couple?
I do.
How long did you have the treadmill, Andy?
I think I had it for about seven months.
False, he didn't have it for very long at all, Pia.
A couple of couple of turns on it.
Everyone knows how treadmills go at home.
They have one month of glory... Yes.
..and then you want to get rid of them.
So after his initial month of glory,
that's when he decided to sell it.
And, mind you, not tell me he sold it.
Wasn't till he was at his house
and I noticed it wasn't there anymore,
and he was walking around with quite a bit more money.
I didn't have to tell him because a gift is a gift.
It's mine now. I can do what I want with it.
Hamish didn't want it on -
Do you say, "I give it to you?"
Like did you say the words, "Here you can have this."
I did not, I said,
"You can look after this, mate, make sure you don't sell it.
I don't believe you.
Well, how much did you actually earn
from the treadmill. 700 bucks.
AUDIENCE: Oh. MIKE: Oof.
I mean, this wasn't that recent, um,
but it's always bothered me that he's just sat on that 700,
and every time I see The Hundred, the logo, it hurts,
because I go,
"Oh, one seventh of what he owes me."
ANDY: But I'll say this,
you don't do a full audit of what happens
when you give someone a gift.
You give them their gift,
they can do what they want with it.
I don't circle back to all my friends going,
"I hope you haven't sold it or given it to someone else."
You know, guys, I guess what's at the bottom of this is
I felt lied to,
because he really came hard at me and was like,
"Please, can I have the treadmill, I'd really love it?"
And I guess I felt duped,
and you should never really put a price on friendship,
but I found out that mine wasn't even worth 700 bucks to him.
AUDIENCE: Oh!
Alright. I think that's enough questions.
Hundred, put your answers in.
How many of you think that Hamish is right,
that Andy should have shared the treadmill money?
Good hosting, Mike. Thank you.
Nailing it. I know, way better, right?
Way better.
Putting your answers in.
Oh, Pia, you lock your answer in as well.
I think that Hamish is right.
HAMISH: Oh my God. Oh, sorry.
I shouldn't have said that. (LAUGHTER)
Just so I can get a vote. I'm coming back in to vote.
I'm voting for me.
(LAUGHTER)
Have I missed it?
I don't agree with you.
I mean, this is highly unorthodox.
Your Honour, apologies for our lateness.
ANDY: Oh. MIKE: OK.
Are you voting as well?
Of course.
Isn't it conflict of interest?
Run this court, mate.
Come on, you're in the big chair. Order!
Inadmissible.
Irrelevant. Oh.
The results are coming in now.
Let's see what the panel
has come up with.
Yes. Yes.
Right.
And what's the consequence of this?
I guess it's $700 adjusted for inflation, isn't it?
You don't get the whole amount.
Oh, so you want the full amount?
I think someone mentioned the 6 to 7% finder's fee.
If I'm in the wrong, I'll give you half.
PIA: Yeah, I think that's fair. Of my treadmill.
You gave it to me, it's my treadmill.
What seller's agent gets 50%?
Alright, I'll take half adjusted for inflation.
Right.
OK, so let's get the results from the hundred, now,
the results are in, and they are:
(ANDY CHEERS)
Suck it.
Whew!
Whoo! That's justice.
That's the Australian justice.
Well, you will taste some Sicilian justice from us soon.
Uh, let's stop this segment.
It's time for Pick the Percent.
Alright.
This feels a bit better.
Mike, are you happy over there? Way happier?
Hosting sucks.
OK, um, it's time to pick the percent.
In this round,
we asked the hundred a range of questions
from a lot of different topics.
Panel, your job is to work out how many of the hundred
will answer yes to these questions.
We're running a little behind for obvious reasons,
so we'll jump straight into it.
Do you have somewhere else -
like you've got another thing to do, or are you...?
Celebrate a big win, my friend?
Uh, this one
is for those that turned away from the light.
What percent of the hundred
have had a near-death experience, do you think?
Hundred pop your answers in.
How many of you have had a near-death experience?
Panel, how many Aussies have had
that happen to them, do you think?
And is being tucked away.
Let's see what the panel came up with.
Oh, pretty close, 15% for you, Mike.
Does, uh, visiting a nursing home count as a near-death experience?
Yeah.
Um, OK, let's see, hundred,
how many of you have had a near-death experience?
Mike gets the points for that one, well done, Mike.
Well done. Thank you.
Very well done, mate. I know.
Let's chat to the hundred.
Obviously, there's a few of you up there.
Who wants to talk about their near-death experience.
Kira. Hey, Kira. Hi.
Where abouts?
Um, back in Bathurst at Rocky Mount. Oh, OK.
Yeah, basically, there was a big storm coming in
and I had to rush out, get the washing off the line.
And as I was taking the washing off the line,
a big strike of lightning hit that washing line.
MIKE: Wow. Um...
Luckily, at the time I wasn't actually
holding on to the washing line.
Otherwise I would be history.
Oh my gosh, what does it feel like
when lightning cracks so close to you?
Your ears start ringing?
All the hairs on my body were standing up.
I must have look ridiculous, honestly, but, yeah,
Was the washing...?
I mean, it was already dry.
I was going to say like it helped dry it at all
because that's so handy.
Kiera, thank you so much. Really appreciate it.
(APPLAUSE)
Wow. Next question.
Guys, this one's about education.
What percent of the hundred dropped out of university or TAFE, Hamish?
Well, Andrew um...
I finished, by the way, one of us finished,
one of us didn't. Oh, I'm still paused,
having sort of a long intermission.
Pop your answers in, hundred.
How many of you dropped out of university or TAFE?
Panel, pop your answers in as well.
Hamish cheating off, Pia,
Which does take me back to our university days.
Alright.
Results coming in from our hundred.
Let's see what the panel came up with.
Ooh.
Mike, 20%. 20%.
I mean, I think, OK, people -
you hear about them dropping out of uni
if they're too smart for it,
like Bill Gates or Zuckerberg. That was, sort of, me.
Good Will hunting kind of vibe. It wasn't stretching me.
But if you drop out of TAFE,
you're enrolling in prison after that.
Maybe, maybe.
Let's see how many of our hundred dropped out of TAFE or uni.
Hamish gets the points.
School of life. ANDY: School of life.
Hundred, anyone want to tell us about their drop out?
Uh, Amelia.
Hello. Amelia, what were you studying?
Um, so I was a really naughty teenager,
and I pretty much stopped going to school in the eighth grade,
and I graduated -
I dropped out in, uh, year ten. OK.
So I went into nursing,
and then I dropped out when I was 21.
And now I'm 34 and I'm about to graduate as a doctor.
Oh, my gosh.
Wow. What a turn around.
Uh, so when's the graduation, Amelia?
So if I pass exams this year,
it'll be the end of next year,
so I'm fourth year.
Oh, so there's still a chance you might drop out.
Amelia, thank you so much.
Good luck with it.
It's the end of the round.
Stick around though, plenty more to come straight after this.
After the break, can you guess which one of
these hundred members owns a sugar glider?
Ooh!
Welcome back to The Hundred.
It's now time for this.
They say pets look just like their owners.
We thought we'd test this with our panel this evening.
So I'm going to start with you, Pia.
Pia, this is you and your dog, Gizmo, I believe.
Oh. That's great.
ANDY: I reckon they totally look alike.
PIA: We do, especially when I don't wax my moustache.
Yeah.
This is Mike and your cats. Uh-huh.
Yes. HAMISH: Wow.
ANDY: They both... HAMISH: Big cats.
MIKE: They're fatties. Yeah.
Well, I think they kind of look like Mike.
And here's Hame's dog.
(LAUGHTER)
Dead ringer. Dead ringer.
I see it, I see it.
In our next game, we'll see how well our panel does
matching members of the hundred with their pets.
Uh, let's meet our owners.
We've got Jett, Curtis, Kim and Tahlia.
Hi, guys. Hi, Andy.
Great to see you all.
Guys, these are the pets in no particular order.
We've got a chicken, a sugar glider,
a bunny, and four cats.
HAMISH: Four cats.
Over to you to ask any questions you like.
If it's to leading, I'll jump in and say,
"You can't ask that."
Jett, do you live on a farm? No I don't.
OK.
Do you live in an apartment? No.
OK, so you might have a yard. MIKE: Right, OK.
Kim, do you do you live alone?
No, I don't.
Weas that for cats, was it? Yeah.
I mean, obviously. Yeah.
Um, Tahlia, do you have an interest
in small Australian marsupials?
I'll allow it.
She could have an interest.
No, I don't. OK.
Hey, Curtis, you've got some netting in the background, it seems like.
Is that to stop a small thing flying or gliding
around the apartment?
No, it's got nothing to do with flying around the apartment.
Um, Jett,
do you do magic and might pull something out of a hat?
I wish I could, but no.
Uh, Kim, do you have small children? Yes.
ANDY: Oh, what's that question for?
Well, all little kids, it's like bunnies,
like, the gateway drug to a dog. You know what I mean?
When little kids, like, want a dog...
They're a lot easier. Just get a bunny instead.
Yeah.
Kim, does your pet ever sleep on the bed?
No. PIA: Oh, OK.
Tahlia, do you own multiple lint rollers?
No.
HAMISH: Jett? Yeah.
Um, got a rabbit, mate?
No, um... Jett...
Jett, what adjective would you use to describe
how you think your pet looks?
Oh, that's a great question. Alive.
MIKE: Alive. Dispassionate.
ANDY: Dispassionate.
Any more questions from our panel?
Curtis, what's your pet's name?
MIKE: Oh. Um...
PIA: Ah! HAMISH: Oh!
Curtis, what's one of your pet's names?
Ziggy. Ziggy?
This is good, actually.
Um, Tahlia, what's one of your pet's name?
Toey. PANEL: Toey?
Like a toe.
So we have a - was it a Ziggy and a Toey?
Is that what it was? I mean, let's go round.
Kim? Kim, give us the name.
Smudge. Smudge?
Smudge ANDY: And Jett.
Lily. PIA: Lily.
That's it, guys.
OK. We've got all the evidence.
OK. Let's go with the sugar glider.
Do you think the sugar glider belongs to Jett,
Curtis, Kim, or Tahlia?
Write the name in.
Alright, let's see what our panel came up with.
Oh, all split.
Why do you say Kim?
Kim has the sugar glider, I think,
because those look like tracks on the ceiling above her.
OK.
Uh, hey, Tahlia for you.
Tahlia, I went you just because
I feel like someone that has a sugar glider might be, like,
kind of like a vet or someone that,
like, has an understanding about animals,
I'm just getting that vibe.
Ah, yes. She looks caring, doesn't she?
Alright, will the person who owns the sugar glider,
please raise their hand.
Jett!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Well done, Pia!
OK.
A quick chat about that.
Like, Jett, how do you come across a sugar glider?
You have to have a wildlife license,
and you tend to buy them from, uh, breeders.
Alright, can we see the sugar glider? Is it close by?
She is in a bag. She is in a bag.
Oh, she's probably hibernating, is she?
Uh, no, she's just nocturnal.
AUDIENCE: Oh!
Oh, my gosh, Jett, thank you so much. Really appreciate it.
(APPLAUSE) Good on you, Jett.
OK, let's go with the four cats.
Guys, who owns the four cats?
Is it Curtis, is it Tahlia, or Kim?
What do you think?
Don't copy.
You can copy.
Alright, let's see what the panel came up with.
Oh, why did you say Curtis, Hame?
I think the pause before naming -
before coming up with one of the names, that was a big giveaway.
That's more of like a Law & Order analysis.
Yeah.
But I also just can see for cats curled up under Curtis's beard.
Sort of scratch it, I mean, maybe he used to have a solid beard
and they've scratched it all up.
Tahlia, for you. Maybe, yeah.
I think Curtis was trying to throw us
with the pause on the name, and Tahlia,
as a cat person myself,
um, you seem like me.
Very lonely.
(LAUGHTER)
Alright, well, the owner of four cats,
please raise their hand.
Yes! Hamish and Pia get the points.
You caught him. ANDY: Well done.
The rabbit belonged to Kim.
OK. Wow.
Thank you so much, and Tahlia, of course, had the chicken.
Guys, thank you so much for playing. Really appreciate it.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
It's the end of the round,
stick around though, because coming up,
we'll look at all the stats on mobile phones.
Like how much time the average Aussie spends on them,
and how many of us have a secret one.
We'll see you soon.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Welcome back to The Hundred.
The scores are up there.
Yes, still tight between Pia and Hamish.
Now we're going to talk about mobile phones.
And because I just mentioned them,
you're probably going to want to check them.
So just do that now.
I might as well. Can we as well?
Yeah. Great, OK. Awesome.
Oh yes. Mum's watching the show. She's enjoying it.
Dad's watching... Really?
..Flying Doctors. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Sorry, mate.
Um, it's time to get into this segment.
Alright, this one's for your digi pads.
What percent of the hundred think it's OK
for ten year olds to have a phone?
Big talking point at the moment
across Australia.
How old should you be to have a mobile phone?
Hundred, pop your answers in?
Do you think it's OK for a ten year old to have a mobile?
Panel, pop your answers in as well.
Panel, what'd you come up with?
Oh, both of you on 20%.
Hame 20% for you.
Oh, you're 20% too.
I mean, I hope it's lower,
to be honest,
because I've got a nine year old
and I don't want ten year olds to have phones.
Like, have a plain rule,
because then they'll be trying to contact mine.
So I'm trying to delay it forever. ANDY: Yep.
Currently the line is at 13. Smart.
But I think even when my son's 13
I'm going to drive to a like a burnt out factory or something
and be like, "Oh no, the phone shop."
"Oh, we'll have to wait for this to get rebuilt."
And we were so excited to lose you forever to a phone.
Hundred, how many of you think it's OK
for a ten year old to have a mobile phone?
Which means Hamish and Mike share the points on that one.
(APPLAUSE)
ANDY: Just. Only just, Pia.
Next question.
2% of Australians have what type of phone?
Mike? 2%.
Very old people.
So like a rotary phone. No, no.
Hame? Is it a dumb phone?
No, I know that's happening.
Some people are going backwards. What's a dumb phone.
Anti smart phone.
No apps, just the phone, phone. No, not that.
Oh. Yeah?
Just a home phone, like a landline. No.
2% of Australians have what type of phone?
Hamburger phone.
I'm in there. I've still got mine.
You've still got your hamburger phone?
I do. I remember you getting that.
Um, 2% of Australians have what type of phone?
Like the red phone where you can talk to the Kremlin.
That that seems high, though.
Um, it's probably
more used by drug dealers.
A secret phone. He's got it, yes.
What do you mean I've got it? I don't have one.
Yeah, he doesn't have a secret phone.
But you got the points on that one.
Alright, this one's
for your digi pads.
What percent of the hundred don't know their partner's phone number?
Pop your answers in, hundred.
What percent of you don't know
your partner's phone number?
Let's have a look at what
our panel came up with.
28. That's 28.
28%. 28%.
Um, ignore the rest of it. Yes, um...
Uh, 68% for you, Pia.
I think so, I mean, I think I only know my partner's number
because we've been together since, like,
Nokia flip phone kinda says. ANDY: Right, yes.
Otherwise, I don't think I would.
Yeah, there's only like four numbers.
I know yours. Yep.
Because you haven't changed it since uni.
And like I used to call you from payphones.
Yes. Um...
Or jail.
Um, and then, yeah, my wife.
Because we you teach it to your kids.
Like you make them learn it in a song.
Uh, hundred, how many of you, uh,
don't know your partner's phone number?
Pia gets the points on that one. Well done, Pia.
Has there been a time when not knowing your partner's phone
has got you into trouble, hundred?
Oh, Gemma.
Hi, Andy. Gemma, what happened?
I was 33 weeks pregnant,
and I'd been admitted to hospital
with a pregnancy complication.
But the plan was to get me stable and get me home
and keep the baby in there as long as possible,
until all of a sudden, everything went crazy.
Doctors, nurses, everywhere.
They rushed me to another room
and I didn't have my mobile phone.
And all of a sudden someone handed me a hospital phone and said,
"Well, you've probably got to call your husband,
because this baby's probably coming today.
And I'm just like,
"I don't know his number. What do I do?
Someone go and find where my phone is in the hospital
so I can call him?"
Wow. And so did someone race off and go up and grab that?
Yeah, yeah, someone had to go in the middle of this madness,
racing off to find my mobile phone
so that I could call my husband in.
Um, did he make it there in time?
Yeah, he did. Amazing.
And everything went OK? Yeah.
She was born six and a half weeks early, but she's five now.
She's fine. Amazing.
Thank you so much, really appreciate it.
Give her two phones.
It's the end of the round
and nearly the end of the season.
Before we go to the break
there's something I want to do just after it.
Hundred, have you taken a photo on your phone
that you think will wow us?
If you have, I want to hear about it,
and we might check them out straight after this.
Don't go anywhere.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Welcome back to The Hundred.
It's the end of the show,
and it's time to announce the final winner for this season.
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Hey, is this the grand final? Well...
Is this the grand final of The Hundred?
Well, I suppose it is. It's the last week of the season.
Final winner of the season that's usually the premier.
Yes. PIA: Yeah.
Oh my God! Premiership.
Here's a premiership player.
Who is it going to be?
It's definitely not Mike.
Sorry.
And tonight's winner is...
Hamish Blake. Yes.
Grand champion of the season. Yes.
$700, please.
Lost a treadmill. Won the show.
It's even steven.
It's not about you guys over there, though.
The show is about the people up there
which Hamish kept reminding me tonight.
Um, and we've talked a lot about the stats on mobile phones.
So during our last ad break,
we asked the hundred whether they'd taken a photo
on their phones that they thought was TV worthy.
So to finish the show tonight,
we are launching our very own Hundred Gallery.
Are welcome to our prestigious Hundred Gallery opening.
You guys look fantastic over there. Merci.
We've spent minutes procuring these outstanding works
of photography from amongst our hundred.
Panel, please enjoy this selection.
First up, we have Stephanie.
Hello, Stephanie. Hi.
Now, is there anything we should know
about the work before we see it?
Maybe that I ignored some danger signs to get this photo.
Sorry, can I just ask,
did you put fake glasses on as well, Stephanie?
Or does it look like we're taking the piss out of you?
No, these are mine. OK.
Sorry, Stephanie.
Now it looks like we're really having a go at Stephanie.
No, we're all sophisticated, Hame, we're all sophisticated.
HAMISH: We're all sophisticated. Including Stephanie.
We've gone up to Stephanie's level.
OK, that's bad bounce for you there.
Um, well, let's see Stephanie's wonderful work.
HAMISH: Oh, geez. ANDY: Where are you?
That's the Grand Canyon, mate.
I know, but it could have been like Grand Canyon World
where she's in some kind of trick photography.
No, it is the actual Grand Canyon.
It's a little bit of an illusion.
It wasn't actually a dead drop next to me,
but it's the angle of the photo that makes it
look a lot more dangerous than what it was.
Oh, yeah. Oh, terrific work.
Thank you very much, Stephanie. Cheers.
From Stephanie we move on to Adam.
How are you, Andy?
Good that you ran off and got your prop glasses as well.
Um, anything we need to know about this photo
before we see it?
Yeah, I took it in, uh, 2014 when I was over in Lao,
and it's quite proud of it because it's, uh...
I am an amateur photographer, and I thought
this would take me to the next level.
OK, let's have a look at the work.
Oh. HAMISH: Really good.
Was it a monkey in your room?
No. It's a slow loris.
Or what the locals call a wind monkey.
A slow loris. Yeah.
I've got to say, to be honest,
I'd be impressed if it was a fast loris.
Um, but getting a slow one's pretty easy.
Pretty easy.
Why does the monkey look like it caught you masturbating?
Adam, thank you so much for your work.
(APPLAUSE)
Got time for one more, um, to finish tonight, Lauren.
Hello, Lauren. Hi.
Um, uh, how old is this work?
So it'd be about two and a half years old now.
Anything we need to know before we have a look?
Um, we just picked up the keys to our new house.
We went and had a look,
and we thought we needed to commemorate the moment with a photo.
OK, let's have a look.
AUDIENCE: Oh.
ANDY: Holy moly. Is that...?
Is that you? Yeah, that's me.
Who took the photo?
Um, my friend.
Yeah.
She didn't want to clean it up.
She just wanted to go straight in with a photo.
Yeah. It's pretty good.
Like the mouth seal there is very tight,
but I find it -
I mean, that's obviously a very little baby,
like, a few months old.
So, you know, you obviously feed it from your body,
but you wouldn't take the same compliment
back from the baby's body.
Exactly. He was on solids, so...
OK.
Also looks like the baby is trying to finish the job
and choke you out.
(LAUGHTER)
Thank you, Lauren. Really appreciate it.
It is the end of the show and the end of the season,
but we need one final person to sign it off.
And I'm going to go back to my favourite person
from tonight's episode,
Kimberly, we're going to invite you to one last party.
(LAUGHTER)
Kimberly, it's over to you.
How would you like to finish this season of The Hundred?
Going to swingers parties,
I just want to say if women go, take lots of lube.
AUDIENCE: Oh!
Oh, dear. OK.
It was always a risk.
Thank you so much, Kimberly.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Thank you very much to my fantastic guests tonight,
Hamish Blake, Pia Miranda, and Mike Goldstein.
Be sure to catch up with all the episodes of this season
and any season at 9Now,
and we will see you later on. Cheers.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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