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Tonight, one hundred Australians
from all walks of life
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are standing by to face the nation's
biggest and smallest questions.
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Like how many of us have read
Charles Dickens?
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Oh, there's the man himself.
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And how many Australians have
been invited to a swingers party?
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Also, in couples court,
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this couple are still arguing over
something
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and they want us
to resolve it.
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It's all coming up on the
show that's about to start,
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so look up from your phone.
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The Hundred with Andy Lee.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Good evening.
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I'm Andy, and welcome to the season
finale of The Hundred.
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The show only made possible by the
beautiful hundred people up there
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that perfectly represent the
cross-section of Australia.
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So according to stats,
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about 14 people up there don't like
their partner's pet.
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And if you're dating one of
those people,
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just tell them you've got a new
housemate.
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Tonight I'll be joined again
by three of my favourite panellists.
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First up, she was an Aussie icon
who won our hearts
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when we saw her
in Looking for Alibrandi
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and won a cool half million on
survivor as well -
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must be nice, it's Pia Miranda.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Next to her, a man who somehow made
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watching people build Lego
entertaining.
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That's the true Lego master,
Hamish Blake.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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And finally,
if he doesn't win tonight,
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he's agreed to change his name
to Mike Silverstein
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or Mike Bronze-stein.
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It's Mike Goldstein.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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I'll do it.
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It's our final episode of the
series,
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so we wanted to have a party
to celebrate.
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# #
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Woah, Channel Nine,
where'd you get all this money?
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Wow.
Yes.
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And nothing says partying more
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than meticulously studying all the
stats on that topic.
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Let's have a look at the stats
on parties.
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Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
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10% of Australians have thrown
a party to celebrate what?
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ANDY: Hame?
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I mean, I've been to one of these.
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I hope it's not this.
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I hope it's not
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preschool graduation.
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Have you ever been to one of those
parties?
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No.
Have you guys been?
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It's so...
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it's the least sincere
congratulations you ever do.
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Congratulations, Charlie,
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you're going to school next year.
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They're the worst.
Is it that?
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Not that.
OK, great.
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10% of Australians have thrown
a party to celebrate what?
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Pia.
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Divorce.
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She's got it.
Ah.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Why wouldn't you?
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I've been to one.
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You've been to one?
Yeah.
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She got divorced,
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and it was super exciting,
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and I bought her a si -
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it's called a silver bullet lady
friend thing.
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I said because you dodged a bullet.
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And then I bought her a candle
that said -
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No, I think with those bullets
you don't dodge.
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I think accuracy is actually the
point of it.
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True.
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And then I bought her a candle that
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said 'We never liked him anyway.'
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ANDY: Oh, lovely.
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Next question.
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One for your digi pads, guys.
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What percent of the hundred have
worn a party costume
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that is today considered
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unacceptable?
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Hundred, pop your answers in.
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Have you worn a costume in the
past that you regret?
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Now that would be unacceptable.
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Panel do the same.
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Answers getting tucked away.
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Let's have a look at what our panel
came up with...
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50% you reckon, Pia?
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I think so.
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I just think there are a lot of
people that were famous
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in the 80s and 90s who have
disappointed us.
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So, you know...
Ah, that's a very good point.
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You couldn't dress up as...
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Yeah, Rolf Harris.
HAMISH: Yeah.
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Michael Jackson, you know?
Yeah, Michael Jackson.
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Uh, Mike, 30% for you.
Yeah.
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I think a lot of people said they
were Charlie Chaplin.
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They just forgot the hat and
the cane.
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But...
ANDY: We know what they were.
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We know what you are.
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Let's see how many of our hundred
have done this -
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wore an outfit that wouldn't be
acceptable these days:
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Mike gets the points on that one.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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I think it's hard though.
Yeah.
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I'm a little scared to ask,
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but does someone want to tell
us about the outfit that they chose?
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Carol.
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Hey, Carol. What was it?
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Well, it was 1986. Muck up day.
Yep.
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I went as a pregnant nun
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in red football socks.
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ANDY: And what makes you feel bad
about it now?
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Nothing.
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Thank you for joining us.
Appreciate it.
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No need for confession.
That's great.
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OK, look, we've all made some
costume mistakes in the past.
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You just hope it doesn't stick
around for the rest of your life.
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MAN: It's not coming off.
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It's not coming off.
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Next question guys.
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After a work party,
1% of Australians have been what?
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ANDY: Hamish.
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Is it seen running across the
snow at Mount Buller
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in underpants and a fake
snakeskin jacket in 2006.
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And their name was Andy Lee?
I don't -
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(LAUGHTER)
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HAMISH: And it was about five in the
morning.
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Um...
Is that it?
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No it's not it.
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Is that just only happened
one time, is it?
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I'd thank you not to bring up
personal matters.
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What's that?
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Were you firing the first salvo?
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I can bring up personal matters
as well.
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I'm just saying, that's something
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I was aware that had happened after
a work party,
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and you asked the question,
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and isn't it our job
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to answer honestly?
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Um, strong no.
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No, it's not written on my card.
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Are you sure?
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(REPEATS QUESTION)
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Pia?
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They had to quit because they did
something so bad at the party
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that they couldn't face anyone ever
again.
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Like running naked across the
snow...
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Like that!
Not naked.
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Underpants and a snakeskin jacket.
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Not quit.
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Hamish?
Have they fired?
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He's got it.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Fired.
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Alright, uh, next question.
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At their hens or bucks party 4% of
Aussies have done what?
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Well, if it's a hens party,
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it's always fake penises, right?
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Like a straw or a hat or candy.
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But bucks night's never fake
vaginas, right?
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We get the real thing because
we have integrity.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Right?
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That escalated so quickly.
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ANDY: That did escalate.
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I don't see that coming.
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Well, to be honest, Mike,
that could lead to this.
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(REPEATS QUESTION)
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Hame?
Cheated.
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Yeah. Got it. Cheated.
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(AUDIENCE BOOS)
I didn't do it.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Now, we've got some vision of
Hamish's bucks party.
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Andy Lee running naked
across the snow.
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All that happened was you and me
ended up at Maccas.
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I know.
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Um, next question.
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At someone else's party 25% of
Australians have done what?
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Pia.
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Like going into their cosmetics
cupboard
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and tried on all their creams
and stuff.
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Guilty.
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Have you done that?
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Tried on all their creams.
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Like, not all the creams, but.
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The most expensive ones.
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Look, if there was a really
expensive cream
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then I might have a dab.
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Crossing Pia off my guest list for
the upcoming Christmas party.
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(REPEATS QUESTION)
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Mike?
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Played Wonderwall on the acoustic
guitar
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and stared at my girlfriend for
too long?
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(LAUGHTER)
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Another Andy story, alright.
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No, um...
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it can only happen at
someone else's party.
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You don't know the person.
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Pia.
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Gatecrashed.
She's got it.
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Well done.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Yeah.
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25% of Australians have
Gatecrashed.
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Anyone want to tell us
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about their gatecrashing
experience?
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Carla?
G'day, guys. How are you going?
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We're great.
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Uh, Carla, what was it?
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OK, so my girlfriends and I actually
gatecrashed a school formal.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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So it was an all boys school formal,
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and you could only go if the boy
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had invited you to be a guest.
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And we didn't want to miss out,
but we didn't get an invite,
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so we just lied to our parents
and said
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that we had been formally
invited.
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And, um, we all just got dressed
up to the nines.
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I'm talking fake tan, hair,
makeup, everything.
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And, um, we my dad actually took
photos
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of us all dressed up and dropped
us off
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to the reception centre in his
station wagon,
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and we just walked right in.
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But, um, they set seats often
at these formals.
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Yeah, so...
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so that's the best part.
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Every time a meal was served,
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we'd have to go into
the toilets and hide
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because we didn't have
an allocated seat.
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Carla, did you get found out?
No. Never.
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We just stayed in the
toilet,
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and, um, we just kept a lookout.
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And every time the music came on
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and people started moving around
again,
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we would just go back out one by one
on the dance floor.
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Incredible.
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Do you get to the after party?
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Yeah. Of course.
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Did you smooch a guy or a girl?
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Ah.
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Of course.
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Congratulations one of the great
gatecrashes,
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thanks so much.
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Be careful when you gate
crashing,
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because sometimes you might not have
been invited for a reason.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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(CHEERING)
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It's the end of the round,
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but we're going to have a
question
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to carry us over this break.
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What percent of the hundred have
been to
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a swingers party, do you think?
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Hundred, pop your answers in,
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panel do the same,
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and we'll get the answer straight
after this.
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Don't go anywhere.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Welcome back to The Hundred.
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Let's do a quick check of the
scores,
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ooh, tight between Pia and Hame.
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Before the break, though,
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we asked the hundred
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how many of them have been to a
swingers party.
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Panel you put in your results?
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Let's have a look at what you
came up with.
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88%, Pia.
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I did have 38%.
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And then I had a little chat
to Hamish in the break
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and I changed it to 88.
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What, he invited you to one?
Two.
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Two?
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Um, yeah,
pretty big season coming up.
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Um, swingers parties.
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Let's see how many of our hundred
have
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been invited to a swingers
party.
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Hamish wins.
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Only 39% off.
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You did that to me on purpose.
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You guys are moving in some
interesting circles.
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We just hear stuff.
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Well, if one of those six people -
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you're happy to talk about it?
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Uh, Kimberly.
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Hey, Kimberly.
For my first time -
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they matched me up with
another newbie...
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Hang on, hang on, Kimberly,
you've gone straight into it, woah...
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I hope you didn't do this at the
swingers party,
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just come in blazing away.
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Kimberly, so you actually went to
the swingers party?
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It was my first time.
Yeah.
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And they matched me up with
another newbie, you see,
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because there was only two of us
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who'd never been to a swingers
party.
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Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Who is doing the matching?
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Because that seems like an
unfair situation.
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The guy who organised the party.
300
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Oh, the person I organised the
party
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decides who sleeps with who?
302
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No, but the other guy
was really shy.
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So he said, "Well, you go with
Kimberly to start with."
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Um, so we had sex.
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The newbie got so scared
that he left,
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and then I entered in with the
rest of the swingers.
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Well done, Kimberly,
and thanks so much for sharing.
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HAMISH: Well done, Kimberly.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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It's now time for our next game
where we solve
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relationship problems all around
Australia.
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It's called Couples Court.
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VO: You are about to enter the
courtroom of Andy Lee.
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The stakes are low.
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The issues are minor.
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The rulings are final.
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This is Couples Court.
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Order.
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Thank you.
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Sorry for being so rowdy.
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In this segment, we put couples long
running disputes to the hundred,
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and let them decide
who is in the right.
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Panel, your job is to guess which
way the hundred will vote.
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First up, we have Ricki and Pete.
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Hey, guys.
Hi.
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Do you both agree that one of
you will change your behaviour
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depending on what the
hundred say?
328
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I agree.
Yes.
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OK, here we go.
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Here's the case.
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Every Sunday, Ricki's husband,
Pete,
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fills the kitchen bench with
everything he needs
333
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to make his lunch for
that week.
334
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Pete says that that saves time.
335
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Ricki says it takes up all the
bench space, which is frustrating.
336
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Guys, over to you. Any questions?
337
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Hang on...
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so it's like it's a food prep night.
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But are all the
lunches made
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or are all the meals like laid out
for the week?
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So what Pete does on a Sunday
night,
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he grabs out five plates,
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five knives, five containers,
five pieces of fruit,
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and five pieces of aluminum foil
and lines them up.
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So when he makes lunches in the
morning,
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uh, he grabs one set for Monday,
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then the next set for Tuesday,
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and so on throughout the week.
Right.
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So Friday's lunch is sitting there
for five days?
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It's only the fruit, right?
Only the fruit.
351
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I'm being told we've been sent
a photo of the setup.
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Let's have a quick look.
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Right.
HAMISH: OK.
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(LAUGHTER)
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What? This is...
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(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
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So this sits there all week?
PIA: No.
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Yeah.
What's your bedroom?
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Do you have the socks laid out
for the year?
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So this isn't meal prep.
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This is container prep, right?
That's right.
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You're taking the maximum amount
of space
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for the minimal amount of prep,
actually.
364
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It takes about 10 seconds to get all
these things out in the morning.
365
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,960
The only other thing -
it's not visible in the picture,
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the only other thing we need to
know is like,
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do you guys have drawers or
cupboards?
368
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,480
I've got a photo.
369
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,440
I've just been told I've got a
photo of the whole kitchen
370
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so we can see where it's.
371
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Let's see if there's anywhere else
these containers could live.
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(LAUGHTER)
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This is the least efficient
thing I've ever seen.
374
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You see the space
I'm left with to cook?
375
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Yeah, no.
376
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,520
Oh, you can't move the banana,
that's for four days from now.
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PETE: Plenty of room.
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So, Ricki, you are left with
just that small amount
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on the right hand side to cook
for the entire week.
380
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Yes. That's correct.
381
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Sometimes I have to move to the
dining table.
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OK, Pete, please defend yourself.
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I feel like we're attacking you.
I'm sorry.
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It's very easy because it's so funny
and he's clearly wrong,
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but we'd love to hear from him.
386
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There's a couple of reasons I
do it.
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The first one is it saves time
in the morning.
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So you put it all out there
and then
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the morning you're ready to go.
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The second reason is no parent
wants to be at the supermarket
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first thing in the morning
trying to get a banana
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or an apple for their kids
because
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they ate the last one that
night,
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or there's nothing left in the
fridge.
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And the third one is
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you don't want to be washing dishes,
uh, first thing in the morning,
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having to hand wash that dish,
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so it's all ready to go.
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00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,960
It makes it quick, easy
and efficient.
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00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,360
There are other houses that use
the controversial fruit bowl method
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(LAUGHTER)
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of storing a banana.
Yeah.
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00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,200
ANDY: That's true.
404
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,080
Pete, what time do you get up?
405
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,600
6:00.
Yeah, right.
406
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,680
What time do the kids go to school?
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00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,960
6:15.
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00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
8:30.
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00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,680
No, that's got to be
millisecond perfect.
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00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,280
I'm honestly surprised you have kids
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because you seem like you'd be
wearing a condom at all times.
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00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,840
Got to be ready.
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00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,200
Last thing you want have to
do is
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get a condom on in the morning.
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00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,720
I feel like we've got enough
information.
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00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,120
I think so.
Yes.
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00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,800
Um, OK, hundred,
pop your answers in.
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Are you going to side with Ricki?
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You think she's in the right,
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00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,880
and Pete and stop this insane
behaviour?
421
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,080
Sorry, I've led the witness -
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stop this behaviour.
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00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,080
Pop your answers in, hundred.
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00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,240
Panel, do the same.
425
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,920
How many do you think will side
with Ricki,
426
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,440
and think Pete's in the wrong?
427
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,080
Let's see what our panel came
up with.
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00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,640
Just a 1% error rate.
429
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,800
I just feel like someone's going to
hit the wrong button.
430
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,440
Like they meant -
it's probably a hundred...
431
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,920
Yes.
..but one person might slip.
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00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,480
Alright, are you both ready to find
out the response?
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And one of you will change your
behaviour
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00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,280
or accept that Pete is fine.
435
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,800
Agreed.
Yes.
436
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:35,880
Alright, good luck, Pete.
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00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,840
HAMISH: Yeah, Ricki doesn't look that
nervous.
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00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,360
Uh, hundred,
439
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,240
how many of you think Ricki is
in the right,
440
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,760
Pete should change his behaviour?
441
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,000
Mike gets the points!
442
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7%. That's crazy.
443
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,600
(APPLAUSE)
444
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,040
That's it, Pete,
it changes from here.
445
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,880
Ricki, well done for enduring it for
this long.
446
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,720
Thanks so much, guys.
Really appreciate it.
447
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,080
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
448
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,600
Alright I think we've got time...
449
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,280
Actually, Ando, um...
Yes?
450
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:09,640
Um, I, you know,
I don't want to steal your show
451
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,320
or hijack your show,
452
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,200
um, but I had one that I thought
we might be able
453
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,560
to put before the
couple's court.
454
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,480
Well, it's not your show -
Well, it's not yours either.
455
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,440
It's theirs, you're always saying
their the stars.
456
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,560
Um, but I actually had an issue
between you and I
457
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,440
that I thought maybe we could
be the couple on.
458
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,600
OK.
459
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,760
Um, I've talked to Mark about it,
460
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,640
he's happy to be the interim judge.
461
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,960
Are you happy to be the interim
judge?
462
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
I'll do it.
463
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,840
Does anyone want to see Mike in
charge of this show?
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00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,920
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,600
MIKE: Yes.
HAMISH: I think it's time.
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00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,040
Alright.
That's - mutiny.
467
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,920
This is a really surprising
result.
468
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,440
OK, we will go to a break
then,
469
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,640
and we'll sort this out,
straight after this.
470
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,080
And then Mike gets to be the
judge, right?
471
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,480
Mike can be the judge, yeah, sure.
472
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,800
See you soon.
473
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,280
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
474
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,160
Welcome back to The Hundred with me,
Mike Goldstein.
475
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,600
The public demanded it and I'm now
the host of the show.
476
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,840
If you just tuned in we're in the
middle of Couples Court
477
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,240
and our next couple,
Hamish and Andy.
478
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,160
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
479
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,880
Hey, Mike,
I think you're doing a great job.
480
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,080
So you're happy that the verdict
is final
481
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,640
and you have to abide
by it?
482
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,760
Not really, because I actually don't
know what it is yet.
483
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,480
Um, yeah, I'm happy with that, Mike.
484
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,480
And again,
can I just say great job.
485
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,640
Huge fan of the show.
486
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,040
Love the new direction the
network's taking on this show.
487
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,520
Well, here's the complaint.
488
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,640
Hamish had a treadmill he didn't
want,
489
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,600
which lay on his front porch
for some time.
490
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,160
Andy he said he'd take the treadmill
off Hamish's hands,
491
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,200
which he did,
492
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,000
but went on to sell it
and keep the money.
493
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,520
(LAUGHTER)
494
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,800
Hamish thinks Andy should have
shared the money with him.
495
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,280
Pia, do you have any questions for
the happy couple?
496
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,440
I do.
497
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,440
How long did you have the
treadmill, Andy?
498
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,600
I think I had it for about seven
months.
499
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:08,480
False, he didn't have it for very
long at all, Pia.
500
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,440
A couple of couple of turns
on it.
501
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,440
Everyone knows how treadmills
go at home.
502
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,440
They have one month of glory...
Yes.
503
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,760
..and then you want to get rid
of them.
504
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,160
So after his initial month of
glory,
505
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,640
that's when he decided to sell
it.
506
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,080
And, mind you,
not tell me he sold it.
507
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,160
Wasn't till he was at his house
508
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,000
and I noticed it wasn't there
anymore,
509
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,480
and he was walking around with
quite a bit more money.
510
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,360
I didn't have to tell him
because a gift is a gift.
511
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,360
It's mine now.
I can do what I want with it.
512
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,640
Hamish didn't want it on -
513
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,080
Do you say, "I give it to you?"
514
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,440
Like did you say the words,
"Here you can have this."
515
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,200
I did not, I said,
516
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,280
"You can look after this, mate,
make sure you don't sell it.
517
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,120
I don't believe you.
518
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,280
Well, how much did you
actually earn
519
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,920
from the treadmill.
700 bucks.
520
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,800
AUDIENCE: Oh.
MIKE: Oof.
521
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,560
I mean, this wasn't that recent, um,
522
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,880
but it's always bothered me that
he's just sat on that 700,
523
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,640
and every time I see The Hundred,
the logo, it hurts,
524
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:03,680
because I go,
525
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,760
"Oh, one seventh of
what he owes me."
526
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,720
ANDY: But I'll say this,
527
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,000
you don't do a full audit of what
happens
528
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,480
when you give someone a gift.
529
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,680
You give them their gift,
530
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,080
they can do what they want with it.
531
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,760
I don't circle back to all my
friends going,
532
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,600
"I hope you haven't sold it or given
it to someone else."
533
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,840
You know, guys, I guess what's
at the bottom of this is
534
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,200
I felt lied to,
535
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,240
because he really came hard at me
and was like,
536
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,520
"Please, can I have the treadmill,
I'd really love it?"
537
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,880
And I guess I felt duped,
538
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,960
and you should never really put a
price on friendship,
539
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,480
but I found out that mine wasn't
even worth 700 bucks to him.
540
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,360
AUDIENCE: Oh!
541
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,920
Alright. I think that's enough
questions.
542
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,920
Hundred, put your answers in.
543
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,720
How many of you think that
Hamish is right,
544
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,080
that Andy should have shared the
treadmill money?
545
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,760
Good hosting, Mike.
Thank you.
546
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,920
Nailing it.
I know, way better, right?
547
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,680
Way better.
548
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,000
Putting your answers in.
549
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,880
Oh, Pia, you lock your answer
in as well.
550
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,680
I think that Hamish is right.
551
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,720
HAMISH: Oh my God.
Oh, sorry.
552
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,080
I shouldn't have said that.
(LAUGHTER)
553
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,600
Just so I can get a vote.
I'm coming back in to vote.
554
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,160
I'm voting for me.
555
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,920
(LAUGHTER)
556
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,000
Have I missed it?
557
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,280
I don't agree with you.
558
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,560
I mean,
this is highly unorthodox.
559
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,680
Your Honour,
apologies for our lateness.
560
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,600
ANDY: Oh.
MIKE: OK.
561
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,760
Are you voting as well?
562
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,960
Of course.
563
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,920
Isn't it conflict of interest?
564
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,200
Run this court, mate.
565
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,840
Come on, you're in the big chair.
Order!
566
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,600
Inadmissible.
567
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,560
Irrelevant.
Oh.
568
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,280
The results are coming in now.
569
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,640
Let's see what the panel
570
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,760
has come up with.
571
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,120
Yes. Yes.
572
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,720
Right.
573
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,160
And what's the consequence of this?
574
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,000
I guess it's $700 adjusted for
inflation, isn't it?
575
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,240
You don't get the whole amount.
576
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,920
Oh, so you want the full amount?
577
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,320
I think someone mentioned the 6
to 7% finder's fee.
578
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,600
If I'm in the wrong,
I'll give you half.
579
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,640
PIA: Yeah, I think that's fair.
Of my treadmill.
580
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,320
You gave it to me, it's my treadmill.
581
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,680
What seller's agent gets 50%?
582
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,400
Alright, I'll take half
adjusted for inflation.
583
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,680
Right.
584
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,040
OK, so let's get the results
from the hundred, now,
585
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,160
the results are in, and they are:
586
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,960
(ANDY CHEERS)
587
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Suck it.
588
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,680
Whew!
589
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,280
Whoo! That's justice.
590
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,320
That's the Australian justice.
591
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,840
Well, you will taste some Sicilian
justice from us soon.
592
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,720
Uh, let's stop this segment.
593
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,080
It's time for Pick the Percent.
594
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,760
Alright.
595
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,000
This feels a bit better.
596
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,640
Mike, are you happy over there?
Way happier?
597
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,840
Hosting sucks.
598
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,440
OK, um, it's time to
pick the percent.
599
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,600
In this round,
600
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,600
we asked the hundred a range of
questions
601
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,800
from a lot of different topics.
602
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,520
Panel, your job is to work out how
many of the hundred
603
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,920
will answer yes to these
questions.
604
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,200
We're running a little behind
for obvious reasons,
605
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,400
so we'll jump straight into it.
606
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,480
Do you have somewhere else -
607
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,440
like you've got another thing to do,
or are you...?
608
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,360
Celebrate a big win, my friend?
609
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,120
Uh, this one
610
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,120
is for those that turned away
from the light.
611
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,440
What percent of the hundred
612
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,200
have had a near-death experience,
do you think?
613
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,320
Hundred pop your answers in.
614
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,160
How many of you have had a
near-death experience?
615
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,760
Panel, how many Aussies have had
616
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,040
that happen to them, do you think?
617
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,120
And is being tucked away.
618
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,520
Let's see what the panel came
up with.
619
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,360
Oh, pretty close,
15% for you, Mike.
620
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,640
Does, uh, visiting a nursing home
count as a near-death experience?
621
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,040
Yeah.
622
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,520
Um, OK, let's see, hundred,
623
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,640
how many of you have had a
near-death experience?
624
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,920
Mike gets the points for that one,
well done, Mike.
625
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,160
Well done.
Thank you.
626
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,480
Very well done, mate.
I know.
627
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,320
Let's chat to the hundred.
628
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,840
Obviously, there's a few of you
up there.
629
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,280
Who wants to talk about their
near-death experience.
630
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,640
Kira. Hey, Kira.
Hi.
631
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,800
Where abouts?
632
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,640
Um, back in Bathurst at Rocky Mount.
Oh, OK.
633
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,720
Yeah, basically,
there was a big storm coming in
634
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,880
and I had to rush out, get the
washing off the line.
635
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,920
And as I was taking the washing
off the line,
636
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,440
a big strike of lightning hit
that washing line.
637
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,920
MIKE: Wow.
Um...
638
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,240
Luckily, at the time I wasn't
actually
639
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,000
holding on to the washing line.
640
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,080
Otherwise I would be history.
641
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,080
Oh my gosh,
what does it feel like
642
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,240
when lightning cracks so close to
you?
643
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,640
Your ears start ringing?
644
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,480
All the hairs on my body were
standing up.
645
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,640
I must have look ridiculous,
honestly, but, yeah,
646
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,000
Was the washing...?
647
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,040
I mean, it was already dry.
648
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,880
I was going to say like it
helped dry it at all
649
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,160
because that's so handy.
650
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,080
Kiera, thank you so much.
Really appreciate it.
651
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,760
(APPLAUSE)
652
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,760
Wow. Next question.
653
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,720
Guys, this one's about
education.
654
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,960
What percent of the hundred dropped
out of university or TAFE, Hamish?
655
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,720
Well, Andrew um...
656
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,440
I finished, by the way,
one of us finished,
657
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,200
one of us didn't.
Oh, I'm still paused,
658
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,000
having sort of a long
intermission.
659
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400
Pop your answers in, hundred.
660
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,160
How many of you dropped out of
university or TAFE?
661
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,240
Panel, pop your answers in as well.
662
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:08,760
Hamish cheating off, Pia,
663
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,640
Which does take me back to our
university days.
664
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,360
Alright.
665
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,120
Results coming in from our
hundred.
666
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,240
Let's see what the panel came
up with.
667
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,440
Ooh.
668
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,960
Mike, 20%.
20%.
669
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,320
I mean, I think, OK, people -
670
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,080
you hear about them dropping
out of uni
671
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,320
if they're too smart for it,
672
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,640
like Bill Gates or Zuckerberg.
That was, sort of, me.
673
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,480
Good Will hunting kind of vibe.
It wasn't stretching me.
674
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,280
But if you drop out of TAFE,
675
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,360
you're enrolling in prison after
that.
676
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,640
Maybe, maybe.
677
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,000
Let's see how many of our hundred
dropped out of TAFE or uni.
678
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,280
Hamish gets the points.
679
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,000
School of life.
ANDY: School of life.
680
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,040
Hundred, anyone want to tell us about
their drop out?
681
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,840
Uh, Amelia.
682
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,120
Hello.
Amelia, what were you studying?
683
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,480
Um, so I was a really naughty
teenager,
684
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,680
and I pretty much stopped going to
school in the eighth grade,
685
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,760
and I graduated -
686
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,080
I dropped out in, uh, year ten.
OK.
687
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,400
So I went into nursing,
688
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,120
and then I dropped out when I
was 21.
689
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,200
And now I'm 34 and I'm about to
graduate as a doctor.
690
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,840
Oh, my gosh.
691
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,240
Wow.
What a turn around.
692
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,680
Uh, so when's the graduation, Amelia?
693
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,280
So if I pass exams this year,
694
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,360
it'll be the end of next year,
695
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,480
so I'm fourth year.
696
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,520
Oh, so there's still a chance
you might drop out.
697
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,600
Amelia, thank you so much.
698
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,720
Good luck with it.
699
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,960
It's the end of the round.
700
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,800
Stick around though, plenty more to
come straight after this.
701
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,840
After the break,
can you guess which one of
702
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,960
these hundred members owns a
sugar glider?
703
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,520
Ooh!
704
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,400
Welcome back to The Hundred.
705
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,960
It's now time for this.
706
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,160
They say pets look just like
their owners.
707
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,480
We thought we'd test this with our
panel this evening.
708
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,840
So I'm going to start with you,
Pia.
709
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,440
Pia, this is you and your dog,
Gizmo, I believe.
710
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,520
Oh.
That's great.
711
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,320
ANDY:
I reckon they totally look alike.
712
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,520
PIA: We do, especially when I don't
wax my moustache.
713
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,160
Yeah.
714
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,200
This is Mike and your cats.
Uh-huh.
715
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,360
Yes.
HAMISH: Wow.
716
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,600
ANDY: They both...
HAMISH: Big cats.
717
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,720
MIKE: They're fatties.
Yeah.
718
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,480
Well, I think they kind of look
like Mike.
719
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,720
And here's Hame's dog.
720
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,560
(LAUGHTER)
721
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,200
Dead ringer. Dead ringer.
722
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,440
I see it, I see it.
723
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,760
In our next game,
we'll see how well our panel does
724
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,320
matching members of the hundred with
their pets.
725
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,280
Uh, let's meet our owners.
726
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,880
We've got Jett, Curtis,
Kim and Tahlia.
727
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,200
Hi, guys.
Hi, Andy.
728
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,880
Great to see you all.
729
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,600
Guys, these are the pets in no
particular order.
730
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,720
We've got a chicken,
a sugar glider,
731
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,400
a bunny, and four cats.
732
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,680
HAMISH: Four cats.
733
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,240
Over to you to ask any questions
you like.
734
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,040
If it's to leading,
I'll jump in and say,
735
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,120
"You can't ask that."
736
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,040
Jett, do you live on a farm?
No I don't.
737
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,280
OK.
738
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,600
Do you live in an apartment?
No.
739
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,680
OK, so you might have a yard.
MIKE: Right, OK.
740
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,680
Kim, do you do you live alone?
741
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,280
No, I don't.
742
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,720
Weas that for cats, was it?
Yeah.
743
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,240
I mean, obviously.
Yeah.
744
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,080
Um, Tahlia, do you have an
interest
745
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,600
in small Australian marsupials?
746
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,960
I'll allow it.
747
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,400
She could have an interest.
748
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,520
No, I don't.
OK.
749
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,400
Hey, Curtis, you've got some netting
in the background, it seems like.
750
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,520
Is that to stop a small thing
flying or gliding
751
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,320
around the apartment?
752
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,040
No, it's got nothing to do
with flying around the apartment.
753
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,640
Um, Jett,
754
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,840
do you do magic and might pull
something out of a hat?
755
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,720
I wish I could, but no.
756
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,040
Uh, Kim, do you have small children?
Yes.
757
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,720
ANDY: Oh, what's that question for?
758
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,840
Well, all little kids,
it's like bunnies,
759
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,920
like, the gateway drug to a dog.
You know what I mean?
760
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,680
When little kids, like,
want a dog...
761
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,360
They're a lot easier.
Just get a bunny instead.
762
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,800
Yeah.
763
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,000
Kim, does your pet ever sleep
on the bed?
764
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,520
No.
PIA: Oh, OK.
765
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:20,040
Tahlia, do you own multiple lint
rollers?
766
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,640
No.
767
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,080
HAMISH: Jett?
Yeah.
768
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,840
Um, got a rabbit, mate?
769
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,760
No, um... Jett...
770
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,320
Jett, what adjective would you use
to describe
771
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,720
how you think your pet looks?
772
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,520
Oh, that's a great question.
Alive.
773
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,320
MIKE: Alive.
Dispassionate.
774
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,440
ANDY: Dispassionate.
775
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,920
Any more questions from our
panel?
776
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,640
Curtis, what's your pet's name?
777
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,440
MIKE: Oh.
Um...
778
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,000
PIA: Ah!
HAMISH: Oh!
779
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,120
Curtis, what's one of your pet's
names?
780
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,920
Ziggy.
Ziggy?
781
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,160
This is good, actually.
782
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,560
Um, Tahlia, what's one of your
pet's name?
783
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,880
Toey.
PANEL: Toey?
784
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,000
Like a toe.
785
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,000
So we have a -
was it a Ziggy and a Toey?
786
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,760
Is that what it was?
I mean, let's go round.
787
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,720
Kim?
Kim, give us the name.
788
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,720
Smudge.
Smudge?
789
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,720
Smudge
ANDY: And Jett.
790
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,800
Lily.
PIA: Lily.
791
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,840
That's it, guys.
792
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,320
OK.
We've got all the evidence.
793
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,960
OK.
Let's go with the sugar glider.
794
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,640
Do you think the sugar glider
belongs to Jett,
795
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,600
Curtis, Kim, or Tahlia?
796
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,920
Write the name in.
797
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,400
Alright, let's see what our panel
came up with.
798
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,120
Oh, all split.
799
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,200
Why do you say Kim?
800
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,280
Kim has the sugar glider, I think,
801
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,560
because those look like tracks on
the ceiling above her.
802
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,440
OK.
803
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,760
Uh, hey, Tahlia for you.
804
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,920
Tahlia, I went you just because
805
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,840
I feel like someone that has a sugar
glider might be, like,
806
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,840
kind of like a vet or
someone that,
807
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,320
like, has an understanding about
animals,
808
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,400
I'm just getting that vibe.
809
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,280
Ah, yes.
She looks caring, doesn't she?
810
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,640
Alright, will the person who owns the
sugar glider,
811
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,800
please raise their hand.
812
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,160
Jett!
813
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,440
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Well done, Pia!
814
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,800
OK.
815
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,320
A quick chat about that.
816
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,920
Like, Jett, how do you come across
a sugar glider?
817
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,200
You have to have a wildlife
license,
818
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,800
and you tend to buy them from, uh,
breeders.
819
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,520
Alright, can we see the sugar glider?
Is it close by?
820
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,560
She is in a bag.
She is in a bag.
821
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,000
Oh, she's probably hibernating,
is she?
822
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,160
Uh, no, she's just nocturnal.
823
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,800
AUDIENCE: Oh!
824
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,800
Oh, my gosh, Jett, thank you so much.
Really appreciate it.
825
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,600
(APPLAUSE)
Good on you, Jett.
826
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,280
OK, let's go with the four cats.
827
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,240
Guys, who owns the four cats?
828
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,760
Is it Curtis, is it Tahlia,
or Kim?
829
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,880
What do you think?
830
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,120
Don't copy.
831
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,680
You can copy.
832
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,480
Alright, let's see what the panel
came up with.
833
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,120
Oh, why did you say Curtis, Hame?
834
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,480
I think the pause before naming -
835
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,680
before coming up with one of the
names, that was a big giveaway.
836
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,920
That's more of like a
Law & Order analysis.
837
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,960
Yeah.
838
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,160
But I also just can see for cats
curled up under Curtis's beard.
839
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,400
Sort of scratch it, I mean,
maybe he used to have a solid beard
840
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,880
and they've
scratched it all up.
841
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,800
Tahlia, for you.
Maybe, yeah.
842
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,200
I think Curtis was trying to
throw us
843
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,720
with the pause on the name,
and Tahlia,
844
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,520
as a cat person myself,
845
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,920
um, you seem like me.
846
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,240
Very lonely.
847
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,760
(LAUGHTER)
848
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,080
Alright, well, the owner of
four cats,
849
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,440
please raise their hand.
850
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,480
Yes!
Hamish and Pia get the points.
851
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,200
You caught him.
ANDY: Well done.
852
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,080
The rabbit belonged to Kim.
853
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,360
OK.
Wow.
854
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,760
Thank you so much, and Tahlia,
of course, had the chicken.
855
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,640
Guys, thank you so much for playing.
Really appreciate it.
856
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,920
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
857
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:58,960
It's the end of the round,
858
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,360
stick around though,
because coming up,
859
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,360
we'll look at all the stats on
mobile phones.
860
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,600
Like how much time the average
Aussie spends on them,
861
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,640
and how many of us have a
secret one.
862
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,920
We'll see you soon.
863
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,400
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
864
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,480
Welcome back to The Hundred.
865
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,120
The scores are up there.
866
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,360
Yes, still tight
between Pia and Hamish.
867
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,360
Now we're going to talk about
mobile phones.
868
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,520
And because I just mentioned
them,
869
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,040
you're probably going to want
to check them.
870
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,680
So just do that now.
871
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,360
I might as well.
Can we as well?
872
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,640
Yeah.
Great, OK. Awesome.
873
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,880
Oh yes. Mum's watching the show.
She's enjoying it.
874
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,520
Dad's watching...
Really?
875
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,320
..Flying Doctors.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
876
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,400
Sorry, mate.
877
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,760
Um, it's time to get into this
segment.
878
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,040
Alright, this one's for your
digi pads.
879
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,760
What percent of the hundred think
it's OK
880
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,320
for ten year olds to have a
phone?
881
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,800
Big talking point at the moment
882
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,840
across Australia.
883
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,400
How old should you be to have
a mobile phone?
884
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,720
Hundred, pop your answers in?
885
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,680
Do you think it's OK for a ten year
old to have a mobile?
886
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,480
Panel, pop your answers in as well.
887
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,600
Panel, what'd you come up with?
888
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,840
Oh, both of you on 20%.
889
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,920
Hame 20% for you.
890
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,960
Oh, you're 20% too.
891
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I mean, I hope it's lower,
892
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,080
to be honest,
893
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,160
because I've got a nine year old
894
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,000
and I don't want ten year olds to
have phones.
895
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,200
Like, have a plain rule,
896
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,240
because then they'll be trying
to contact mine.
897
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,120
So I'm trying to delay it forever.
ANDY: Yep.
898
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,880
Currently the line is at 13.
Smart.
899
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,720
But I think even when my son's 13
900
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,560
I'm going to drive to a like a burnt
out factory or something
901
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,920
and be like,
"Oh no, the phone shop."
902
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,240
"Oh, we'll have to wait for this
to get rebuilt."
903
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,040
And we were so excited to lose
you forever to a phone.
904
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,320
Hundred, how many of you think it's
OK
905
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,120
for a ten year old to have a mobile
phone?
906
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,720
Which means Hamish and Mike
share the points on that one.
907
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,880
(APPLAUSE)
908
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:03,000
ANDY: Just. Only just, Pia.
909
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,400
Next question.
910
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:08,280
2% of Australians have what type
of phone?
911
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,400
Mike?
2%.
912
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,280
Very old people.
913
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,920
So like a rotary phone.
No, no.
914
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,360
Hame?
Is it a dumb phone?
915
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,680
No, I know that's happening.
916
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,520
Some people are going backwards.
What's a dumb phone.
917
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,800
Anti smart phone.
918
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,280
No apps, just the phone, phone.
No, not that.
919
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,640
Oh.
Yeah?
920
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,680
Just a home phone, like a landline.
No.
921
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,040
2% of Australians have what type of
phone?
922
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,240
Hamburger phone.
923
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,080
I'm in there.
I've still got mine.
924
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,440
You've still got your hamburger
phone?
925
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,600
I do.
I remember you getting that.
926
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,840
Um, 2% of Australians have what type
of phone?
927
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,920
Like the red phone where you can
talk to the Kremlin.
928
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,200
That that seems high, though.
929
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,960
Um, it's probably
930
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,360
more used by drug dealers.
931
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,280
A secret phone.
He's got it, yes.
932
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,960
What do you mean I've got it?
I don't have one.
933
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Yeah, he doesn't have a secret
phone.
934
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,640
But you got the points on that one.
935
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,680
Alright, this one's
936
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,880
for your digi pads.
937
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:07,520
What percent of the hundred don't
know their partner's phone number?
938
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,800
Pop your answers in, hundred.
939
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,400
What percent of you don't know
940
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,000
your partner's phone number?
941
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,800
Let's have a look at what
942
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,000
our panel came up with.
943
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,240
28. That's 28.
944
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,320
28%.
28%.
945
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,240
Um, ignore the rest of it.
Yes, um...
946
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,000
Uh, 68% for you, Pia.
947
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,200
I think so, I mean, I think I
only know my partner's number
948
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,640
because we've been
together since, like,
949
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,720
Nokia flip phone kinda says.
ANDY: Right, yes.
950
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,040
Otherwise, I don't think I would.
951
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,320
Yeah, there's only like four
numbers.
952
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,360
I know yours.
Yep.
953
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,760
Because you haven't
changed it since uni.
954
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,120
And like I used to call you
from payphones.
955
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,440
Yes.
Um...
956
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,120
Or jail.
957
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,400
Um, and then, yeah, my wife.
958
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,840
Because we you teach it to your
kids.
959
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,000
Like you make them learn it in
a song.
960
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,080
Uh, hundred, how many of you, uh,
961
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,600
don't know your partner's phone
number?
962
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,600
Pia gets the points on that one.
Well done, Pia.
963
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,680
Has there been a time when not
knowing your partner's phone
964
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,080
has got you into trouble, hundred?
965
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,640
Oh, Gemma.
966
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,800
Hi, Andy.
Gemma, what happened?
967
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,040
I was 33 weeks pregnant,
968
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,840
and I'd been admitted to hospital
969
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,840
with a pregnancy complication.
970
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,280
But the plan was to get me
stable and get me home
971
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,280
and keep the baby in there as
long as possible,
972
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:32,000
until all of a sudden,
everything went crazy.
973
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,400
Doctors, nurses, everywhere.
974
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,440
They rushed me to another room
975
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,000
and I didn't have my mobile phone.
976
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,640
And all of a sudden someone handed
me a hospital phone and said,
977
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,280
"Well, you've probably got to call
your husband,
978
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,160
because this baby's probably coming
today.
979
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,320
And I'm just like,
980
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,360
"I don't know his number.
What do I do?
981
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,880
Someone go and find where my
phone is in the hospital
982
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,120
so I can call him?"
983
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,960
Wow. And so did someone race off and
go up and grab that?
984
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,520
Yeah, yeah, someone had to go
in the middle of this madness,
985
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,280
racing off to find my mobile
phone
986
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,680
so that I could call my husband in.
987
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,720
Um, did he make it there in time?
988
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,520
Yeah, he did.
Amazing.
989
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,120
And everything went OK?
Yeah.
990
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,160
She was born six and a half weeks
early, but she's five now.
991
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,520
She's fine.
Amazing.
992
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,280
Thank you so much,
really appreciate it.
993
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,360
Give her two phones.
994
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,800
It's the end of the round
995
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,480
and nearly the end of the
season.
996
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,680
Before we go to the break
997
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,880
there's something I want to do just
after it.
998
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,720
Hundred, have you taken a photo on
your phone
999
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,040
that you think will wow us?
1000
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,160
If you have,
I want to hear about it,
1001
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,960
and we might check them out straight
after this.
1002
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Don't go anywhere.
1003
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,560
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
1004
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,480
Welcome back to The Hundred.
1005
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,080
It's the end of the show,
1006
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,800
and it's time to announce the final
winner for this season.
1007
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:53,120
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
1008
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,080
Hey, is this the grand final?
Well...
1009
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,440
Is this the grand
final of The Hundred?
1010
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,240
Well, I suppose it is.
It's the last week of the season.
1011
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,120
Final winner of the season that's
usually the premier.
1012
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,160
Yes.
PIA: Yeah.
1013
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,200
Oh my God! Premiership.
1014
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,800
Here's a premiership player.
1015
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,840
Who is it going to be?
1016
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,000
It's definitely not Mike.
1017
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,320
Sorry.
1018
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,720
And tonight's winner is...
1019
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,720
Hamish Blake.
Yes.
1020
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,200
Grand champion of the season.
Yes.
1021
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,200
$700, please.
1022
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,680
Lost a treadmill.
Won the show.
1023
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:24,760
It's even steven.
1024
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,240
It's not about you guys over
there, though.
1025
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,600
The show is about the people
up there
1026
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,520
which Hamish kept reminding me
tonight.
1027
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,520
Um, and we've talked a lot about the
stats on mobile phones.
1028
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,560
So during our last ad break,
1029
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,120
we asked the hundred whether
they'd taken a photo
1030
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,120
on their phones that they thought was
TV worthy.
1031
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,520
So to finish the show tonight,
1032
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,880
we are launching our very own
Hundred Gallery.
1033
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,080
Are welcome to our prestigious
Hundred Gallery opening.
1034
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,720
You guys look fantastic over there.
Merci.
1035
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,360
We've spent minutes procuring these
outstanding works
1036
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,400
of photography from amongst our
hundred.
1037
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,840
Panel, please enjoy this selection.
1038
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,840
First up, we have Stephanie.
1039
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,520
Hello, Stephanie.
Hi.
1040
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,840
Now, is there anything we should
know
1041
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,480
about the work before we see it?
1042
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,560
Maybe that I ignored some danger
signs to get this photo.
1043
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,960
Sorry, can I just ask,
1044
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,960
did you put fake glasses on as well,
Stephanie?
1045
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,880
Or does it look like we're
taking the piss out of you?
1046
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,200
No, these are mine.
OK.
1047
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,240
Sorry, Stephanie.
1048
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,120
Now it looks like we're really
having a go at Stephanie.
1049
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,200
No, we're all sophisticated, Hame,
we're all sophisticated.
1050
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,120
HAMISH: We're all sophisticated.
Including Stephanie.
1051
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,320
We've gone up to Stephanie's level.
1052
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,720
OK, that's bad bounce for you
there.
1053
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,000
Um, well, let's see Stephanie's
wonderful work.
1054
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,240
HAMISH: Oh, geez.
ANDY: Where are you?
1055
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,800
That's the Grand Canyon, mate.
1056
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,680
I know, but it could have been like
Grand Canyon World
1057
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,320
where she's in some kind of
trick photography.
1058
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,200
No, it is the actual Grand Canyon.
1059
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,640
It's a little bit of an
illusion.
1060
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,720
It wasn't actually a dead drop
next to me,
1061
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,920
but it's the angle of the photo
that makes it
1062
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,960
look a lot more dangerous than
what it was.
1063
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,520
Oh, yeah.
Oh, terrific work.
1064
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,480
Thank you very much, Stephanie.
Cheers.
1065
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,240
From Stephanie we move on to Adam.
1066
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,280
How are you, Andy?
1067
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,360
Good that you ran off and got your
prop glasses as well.
1068
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,200
Um, anything we need to know
about this photo
1069
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,240
before we see it?
1070
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,640
Yeah, I took it in, uh, 2014
when I was over in Lao,
1071
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,760
and it's quite proud of it
because it's, uh...
1072
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,960
I am an amateur photographer,
and I thought
1073
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,520
this would take me to the next
level.
1074
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,840
OK, let's have a look at the work.
1075
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,000
Oh.
HAMISH: Really good.
1076
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,720
Was it a monkey in your room?
1077
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,840
No. It's a slow loris.
1078
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,640
Or what the locals call a wind
monkey.
1079
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,880
A slow loris.
Yeah.
1080
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,920
I've got to say, to be honest,
1081
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,080
I'd be impressed if it was a
fast loris.
1082
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,640
Um, but getting a slow one's
pretty easy.
1083
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,680
Pretty easy.
1084
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,440
Why does the monkey look like it
caught you masturbating?
1085
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,680
Adam, thank you so much for
your work.
1086
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,360
(APPLAUSE)
1087
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,520
Got time for one more, um,
to finish tonight, Lauren.
1088
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,920
Hello, Lauren.
Hi.
1089
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,320
Um, uh, how old is this work?
1090
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,080
So it'd be about two and a half
years old now.
1091
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,080
Anything we need to know before
we have a look?
1092
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,000
Um, we just picked up the keys
to our new house.
1093
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,400
We went and had a look,
1094
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,720
and we thought we needed to
commemorate the moment with a photo.
1095
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,840
OK, let's have a look.
1096
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,640
AUDIENCE: Oh.
1097
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,560
ANDY: Holy moly. Is that...?
1098
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,560
Is that you?
Yeah, that's me.
1099
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,000
Who took the photo?
1100
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,080
Um, my friend.
1101
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,120
Yeah.
1102
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,440
She didn't want to clean it up.
1103
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,040
She just wanted to go straight
in with a photo.
1104
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,640
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
1105
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,880
Like the mouth seal there is
very tight,
1106
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,000
but I find it -
1107
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,680
I mean, that's obviously a very
little baby,
1108
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:48,880
like, a few months old.
1109
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,440
So, you know, you obviously feed
it from your body,
1110
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,280
but you wouldn't take the same
compliment
1111
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,480
back from the baby's body.
1112
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,920
Exactly.
He was on solids, so...
1113
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,000
OK.
1114
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,520
Also looks like the baby is
trying to finish the job
1115
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,680
and choke you out.
1116
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,120
(LAUGHTER)
1117
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,360
Thank you, Lauren.
Really appreciate it.
1118
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,280
It is the end of the show and
the end of the season,
1119
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,920
but we need one final person to
sign it off.
1120
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,720
And I'm going to go back to my
favourite person
1121
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,760
from tonight's episode,
1122
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,160
Kimberly, we're going to invite you
to one last party.
1123
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,120
(LAUGHTER)
1124
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,480
Kimberly, it's over to you.
1125
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,560
How would you like to finish
this season of The Hundred?
1126
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,280
Going to swingers parties,
1127
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,880
I just want to say if women go,
take lots of lube.
1128
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,080
AUDIENCE: Oh!
1129
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,200
Oh, dear. OK.
1130
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,320
It was always a risk.
1131
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,560
Thank you so much, Kimberly.
1132
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,560
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
1133
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,760
Thank you very much to my
fantastic guests tonight,
1134
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,280
Hamish Blake, Pia Miranda,
and Mike Goldstein.
1135
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,360
Be sure to catch up with all
the episodes of this season
1136
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,680
and any season at 9Now,
1137
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,400
and we will see you later on. Cheers.
1138
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,440
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
1139
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,480
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