1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,143 ‪(NETFLIX 出品) 4 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,739 ‪这世上没有完全平等的关系 5 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,242 ‪当两个人相遇时 无论有意与否 6 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,036 ‪权力都会向一侧倾斜 7 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,371 ‪也许在我们内心深处 8 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,707 ‪都无意识地隐藏着支配某人 9 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:44,627 ‪或服从于某人的本能 10 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,299 ‪所以在你的心中 11 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:54,012 ‪是否也隐藏着 ‪某种无法与他人诉说的本能呢? 12 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:49,943 ‪郑智厚 13 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,194 ‪是 14 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,198 ‪哇 刚调来就第一个来上班? 15 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,741 ‪你好 16 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,036 ‪我刚才不是在叫智宥 17 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,079 ‪我是叫的智厚 18 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,458 ‪你好 19 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,045 ‪大家知道杨代理离职了 20 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,381 ‪现在这位业务组出了名的才俊 21 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,133 ‪郑智厚代理调到我们公关组了 22 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,801 ‪今后请多多指教! 23 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,553 ‪大家鼓掌! 24 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,265 ‪话说 25 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,100 ‪郑智厚 郑智宥 26 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,476 ‪只有一字之差呢 27 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,644 ‪连姓氏都一样 28 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,229 ‪总觉得叫起来会混淆呢 29 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,524 ‪职级本身就不同 ‪有什么可混淆的? 30 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,860 ‪得了 我们下班后聚餐吧 31 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,069 ‪看看菜单 32 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,697 ‪你们觉得该选羊肉 还是羊肉呢? 33 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:37,198 ‪羊肉 34 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,868 ‪组长 我也想选羊肉 35 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,411 ‪但超过法人卡的额度了 36 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,456 ‪还有您布置的油管博主招募 37 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,959 ‪我还是不太确定该如何处理 38 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:50,086 ‪不是 郑智宥小姐 39 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,880 ‪不是我们没决定如何处理 40 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,215 ‪而是你本人不喜欢那个博主吧? 41 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,051 ‪你知道他在油管有多少订阅者吗? 42 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,720 ‪但这次是用作教育类节目 43 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,723 ‪邀请发表过恐同言论的人 ‪不太合适吧? 44 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,684 ‪哎呀 不是恐同言论啦 45 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,477 ‪他只是表达不适感 不是吗? 46 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,146 ‪组长 47 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,940 ‪再怎么说 如果邀请他有风险 48 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,775 ‪要不要再慎重考虑一下呢? 49 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,197 ‪毕竟您的决策 ‪能左右我们频道的形象呢 50 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,616 ‪智宥 你就不能学学他吗? 51 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,660 ‪硬要挑起已经讨论完的事情 52 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,038 ‪降低整体会议效率的人 53 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,415 ‪至少也要有像他这样的笑容 54 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:29,042 ‪讨喜一点该多好? 55 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,212 ‪并非只有在恋爱中才需要撒娇 56 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:34,505 ‪-咳 又来了 ‪-组长 57 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,091 ‪现在您是在让我撒娇吗? 58 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,513 ‪我的意思是团队合作很重要 59 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,516 ‪所以工作时的态度可以更柔和一些 60 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,393 ‪我们组里女性多 61 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:49,062 ‪说句话太难了 62 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,941 ‪公关组的氛围是让我有些意外 63 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,276 ‪如果在业务组 ‪您那么说话要出大事 64 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,486 ‪能出什么大事啊? 65 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:57,528 ‪组长 66 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:58,905 ‪您不知道吗? 67 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,658 ‪最近这么说话属于性骚扰 68 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,371 ‪合格 69 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,957 ‪我刚刚测试了郑代理的性别敏感度 70 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,500 ‪我给你合格 71 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:11,876 ‪要不 72 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,212 ‪这样吧 73 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,589 ‪我们郑代理 74 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,676 ‪还有我们凡事严谨的郑智宥 75 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,970 ‪一起整理和提交博主招募名单 76 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,138 ‪哇 好期待啊 77 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,983 ‪谢谢给我买咖啡 78 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,194 ‪我们过两天再办一场欢送派对吧 79 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,154 ‪-我请客 ‪-这是在开粉丝见面会吗? 80 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:45,827 ‪一副知道自己人见人爱的表情 81 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,788 ‪你对那样的男人也不感兴趣吧? 82 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,081 ‪我有啊 83 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:50,999 ‪哈? 84 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,959 ‪感兴趣 85 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:53,876 ‪什么? 86 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,924 ‪-为什么朝这里看? ‪-先走一步了 87 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,217 ‪真的吗? 88 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,176 ‪真心感兴趣? 89 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,556 ‪哦 人气男过来了 90 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,142 ‪不是 他们是我在业务组的前同事 91 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,603 ‪那个 智宥 92 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:14,188 ‪什么? 93 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,565 ‪我特地想告诉你 94 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,608 ‪幸好有你在 才阻止了招募事故 95 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:22,030 ‪我认为 公关组尤其必要 ‪紧跟时代脚步 96 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:23,865 ‪好的 谢谢了 97 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,033 ‪今后请多指教 98 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,827 ‪稍后在会议室见吧 99 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,667 ‪你说感兴趣 但表情完全没变化 100 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,712 ‪感兴趣又不代表要行动 101 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:38,629 ‪什么? 102 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,882 ‪什么行动? 103 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,508 ‪你想行动到什么程度? 104 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,677 ‪没有要怎样啦 105 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:46,679 ‪亲爱的 106 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,349 ‪想恋爱的话 就要纠正眼神 107 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:50,933 ‪表情放松 108 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,193 ‪虽然要面带微笑 109 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,363 ‪但不能失去主导权 110 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,784 ‪还有 永远不要先表白 ‪听到了吗? 111 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,203 ‪女人一表白 ‪男人马上就失去兴趣了 112 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,121 ‪妈妈 我目前只说过他长得挺帅 113 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,165 ‪就这一句而已 114 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:16,626 ‪喂 帅哥很稀缺的 115 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,419 ‪上班不常见的 116 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,296 ‪确实如此 117 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,132 ‪但我为什么不能表白呢? 118 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,135 ‪你以为现在是1920年吗? 119 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:30,223 ‪2220年也是没办法的事 120 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,683 ‪男人都有狩猎的本能 121 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,061 ‪都想追赶猎物后抓住吃掉 122 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:36,354 ‪就是一种支配欲吧 123 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,189 ‪什么抓住?我是兔子吗? 124 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,192 ‪女人在古代也狩猎好吗? 125 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,151 ‪又摆臭脸! 126 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,904 ‪那还不如去狩猎呢 127 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,157 ‪无聊的人生总得干点什么 128 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:53,830 ‪-谢谢 ‪-好的 129 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,873 ‪这怎么可能? 130 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,459 ‪我收到信息说快递昨晚到的 131 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,878 ‪没有寄给业务组的东西 132 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,630 ‪不 大叔 我调到公关组了 133 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:03,673 ‪公关组? 134 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:04,590 ‪是的 135 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,760 ‪原来那是寄给郑智厚的快递啊 136 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,053 ‪我刚才已经送过去了 137 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,097 ‪什么?送给谁了? 138 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:26,988 ‪不好意思 139 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,262 ‪天呐 140 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,388 ‪(美好) 141 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,392 ‪智宥 等一下! 142 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:14,952 ‪你看 143 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,162 ‪这是给我家狗的项圈 144 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,206 ‪最近不是规定必须给狗戴项圈吗? 145 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,167 ‪不好意思 我以为是我的快递 146 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,377 ‪没事 我们名字相似 147 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,046 ‪所以在公司总会发生这样的事 148 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:25,963 ‪拿反了 149 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,632 ‪狗的名字叫美好吗? 150 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:30,968 ‪哦 是的 151 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,179 ‪美好 名字很好听吧? 152 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,472 ‪它是只母狗 153 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,267 ‪-贵宾犬 三岁了 ‪-哦 154 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,939 ‪这项圈对贵宾犬来说好像有点大 155 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,943 ‪你没见过我家的贵宾犬吧? 156 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,237 ‪我的贵宾犬脖子鼓起来! 157 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,489 ‪像这样 158 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,282 ‪好的 159 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,537 ‪-我拿一下绳子 ‪-好 160 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,542 ‪我帮你扔掉这个 161 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,461 ‪我来扔! 162 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,477 ‪(全国最大的SM成人用品店) 163 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,480 ‪(回购即获15%折扣) 164 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,818 ‪纸 纸也可以回收 165 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,361 ‪我来扔掉这个 166 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,238 ‪为什么扔掉优惠券? 167 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:37,785 ‪你的视力 168 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,580 ‪原来这么好啊 169 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,004 ‪-用餐愉快 ‪-用餐愉快 170 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,637 ‪什么?你说有变态? 171 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,724 ‪-有变态! ‪-变态! 172 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,435 ‪郑代理 你没事吧? 173 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,063 ‪好的 我们来保护学校 ‪免受变态的侵害! 174 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,273 ‪咚咚 咚咚 变身! 175 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,275 ‪我没事 176 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,651 ‪威胁朋友的变态恶棍 177 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,028 ‪看你往哪儿藏! 178 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,410 ‪幸好 貌似还没人知道 179 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,413 ‪那位女同事对待我的方式 ‪也没什么变化 180 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,082 ‪是不是还有希望? 181 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,085 ‪先别掉以轻心 182 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,087 ‪我在前公司也碰到过跟你一样的人 183 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,547 ‪结果谣言四起 184 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,049 ‪最后他被劝说离职 185 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,552 ‪那位女同事会不会也是我们这一挂? 186 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,429 ‪我在社群看到过好几次这样的帖子 187 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:41,140 ‪线下见面发现有相同的癖好 188 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,851 ‪有这种经历的人比想象中要多 189 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:46,145 ‪我们身边的人 ‪不也没想到我们会这样吗? 190 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,480 ‪会不会智宥也是呢? 191 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,571 ‪但暴露癖好绝对是危险的 192 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,615 ‪保持谨慎 尽可能避免吧 193 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,003 ‪(挖掘你的满足 ‪快乐研究所) 194 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,700 ‪既然被你发现了 195 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:04,473 ‪很抱歉 196 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,809 ‪我连高领毛衣都觉得闷 197 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,064 ‪郑智宥 你在做什么? 198 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,567 ‪只是看看?进去啊 199 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,777 ‪这就走了? 200 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,862 ‪妈妈给你买一个吗? 201 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,864 ‪-好了 不用 ‪-妈妈给你买一个 202 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,366 ‪-我们午饭吃什么好呢? ‪-这颜色有点暗淡 203 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,494 ‪-颜色至少要这么鲜艳 ‪-好像颜色太淡了 204 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,579 ‪那个 205 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,581 ‪智宥今天不来 是吧? 206 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,624 ‪她到活动现场确认情况去了 207 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,085 ‪组长让她去卖命呗 208 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,546 ‪智宥如果能圆滑一点就好了 209 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:36,881 ‪就是说啊 210 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,091 ‪李翰 ‪你把咚咚和淘淘都搬出来了吗? 211 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,428 ‪是的 我从道具室里拿了淘淘 ‪至于咚咚 212 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,056 ‪-在哪儿呢? ‪-它跑哪儿了? 213 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,100 ‪咚咚 214 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,604 ‪我是不是给实习生派太多任务了? 215 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:52,772 ‪我去拿吧 216 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,064 ‪不 我去拿 217 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:54,982 ‪你忙吧 218 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,484 ‪谢谢你 219 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,822 ‪智宥你好 周末过得好吗? 220 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,784 ‪不为别的 ‪我一直想道谢和道歉 221 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,826 ‪是 课长 222 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,120 ‪我刚刚确认好现场 223 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,997 ‪现在回来检查备品 224 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,091 ‪哎哟 225 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:23,928 ‪你是谁? 226 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,515 ‪你为什么戴着那个? 227 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,817 ‪咚咚 咚咚咚! 228 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:39,985 ‪郑代理? 229 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,863 ‪我不是! 230 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,990 ‪请等一下! 231 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,534 ‪哎哟 郑代理! 232 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,702 ‪-你没事吧? ‪-我没事 233 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,913 ‪怎么会没事? 234 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:57,837 ‪哇 235 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,096 ‪你跟个傻子似的在干嘛呢? 236 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,561 ‪对不起 237 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:16,772 ‪别动 238 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,357 ‪头晕吗? 239 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,944 ‪咚咚很柔软 所以没关系 240 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,488 ‪但你还是撞到头了 241 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,698 ‪去医院吧 242 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,493 ‪马上去医院! 243 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,452 ‪我没事的 244 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,678 ‪对不起 都怪我耽误了你的周末 245 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,179 ‪这什么意思? 246 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,807 ‪(智宥 周末过得好吗? ‪我一直想道谢和道歉) 247 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:53,934 ‪那个 248 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,604 ‪即使你看到了那个 249 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,772 ‪也没告诉公司的人 250 00:14:58,856 --> 00:14:59,815 ‪真的谢谢你 251 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,152 ‪当然啊 ‪干吗说别人闲话? 252 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,406 ‪真的谢谢你 253 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,742 ‪今天的事也感谢你 很抱歉 254 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,826 ‪请坐吧 255 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:12,786 ‪好 256 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,292 ‪其实我也很抱歉 257 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:19,752 ‪什么? 258 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,378 ‪刚才是不是被吓到了? 259 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,297 ‪我用命令的语气大声嚷嚷了 260 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,717 ‪其实 261 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,178 ‪我有点好这口 262 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,096 ‪好这口? 263 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,057 ‪不过我在公司没那样过 264 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,684 ‪那位女同事会不会也是我们这一挂? 265 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,062 ‪了解之后发现也有这癖好 266 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,147 ‪不过也用不着躲着我 267 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,357 ‪正因为我是这样的人 268 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,525 ‪看起来从不看别人眼色 ‪其实根本不是 269 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,903 ‪-所以郑代理也… ‪-智宥 270 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,239 ‪真的很感谢你直言相告 271 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,700 ‪真的非常感谢 真是万幸啊 272 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,579 ‪我之前很怕你觉得我是变态 273 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,789 ‪但你坦言自己也好这口 274 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,916 ‪真是老天爷相助 对吧? 275 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,586 ‪-我没觉得您是变态 ‪-所以说啊 276 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,923 ‪视我们为变态的世界是残酷的 277 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,342 ‪说实话 278 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,595 ‪我想过你没准也有这癖好 279 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,222 ‪如果你觉得隐藏得太辛苦了 280 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,808 ‪觉得我还行的话 可以对我那样做 281 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:17,893 ‪做什么? 282 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,020 ‪对我命令也好 破口大骂也好 ‪都没关系 283 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,690 ‪以后请把我当成狗 ‪像对狗一样对待我吧 284 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,984 ‪能遇到有相同癖好的同事 ‪缘分啊 285 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,277 ‪我们以后坦诚相待吧! 286 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,789 ‪我 287 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:42,251 ‪我说的好这口不是指那个 288 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,878 ‪-什么? ‪-我原本就 289 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,506 ‪常听别人说很木讷、看起来很凶 290 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,009 ‪所以有那方面的自卑感 291 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,636 ‪原来如此 292 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,680 ‪所以那个项圈 293 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,057 ‪不是给女人戴的 294 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,767 ‪而是买来自己戴的 295 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:01,812 ‪不 不是那样 296 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,150 ‪BDSM 297 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,114 ‪(绑缚 调教 施虐 ‪ 受虐 支配 臣服) 298 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,616 ‪其中的D和S 299 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,951 ‪意指“支配”和“臣服” 300 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,953 ‪皮皮 坐下 301 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,663 ‪坐下 302 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:20,581 ‪趴下 303 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,168 ‪翻滚 ‪没错 做得好 304 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,546 ‪支配对方的角色是“支配者” 305 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:31,216 ‪而服从对方的角色被称为“臣服者” 306 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,511 ‪喂 她今天怎么了? 307 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,222 ‪平常都不是这么眯着眼跟狗玩的吗? 308 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,476 ‪智宥姐今天一直盯着手机 309 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,106 ‪它们通常被缩写为“Dom”和“Sub” 310 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,234 ‪-今天要来点Dom吗? ‪-什么?Dom怎么了? 311 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,321 ‪刚进了点doldom鱼 ‪你干吗这么惊吓 312 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,490 ‪你是常客 给你优惠 313 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,290 ‪我完全听不懂你在说什么 314 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,169 ‪能不能像往常一样只说要点 315 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,338 ‪我是说… 316 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,134 ‪假设宇赫其实不喜欢狗 317 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,930 ‪他超喜欢狗的 他比狗还像狗 318 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:21,475 ‪假设他其实很怕狗 但害怕别人说 319 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,685 ‪“怎么会讨厌狗呢?心理变态吧?” 320 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,104 ‪出于这种担心 321 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,897 ‪他假装自己和大家一样喜欢狗 322 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,274 ‪但这件事被姐姐你偶然发现了 323 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,486 ‪越来越扯了 324 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,113 ‪然后呢? 325 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:38,700 ‪那你说我该假装不知道这个秘密呢? 326 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,869 ‪还是应该对他态度更好呢? 327 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,997 ‪你喜欢还是讨厌他呢? ‪那个讨厌狗的人 328 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,333 ‪喜欢的 329 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,586 ‪很可爱 330 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,758 ‪那你就装作不知道 给他一点时间 331 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,510 ‪他也会觉得丢脸啊 332 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,471 ‪表现得太热情反而会更尴尬 333 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,322 ‪咚咚涨粉不少呢 334 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,367 ‪果然线下活动有意思 335 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,994 ‪反响很好 真是万幸 336 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,329 ‪如果活动失败 又得听组长碎碎念了 337 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,000 ‪我们筹备的时候 他毫不关心 338 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,836 ‪这会儿又狂发咚咚粉丝数的截屏呢 339 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,756 ‪他该快点过来 ‪怎么总催我发照片给他? 340 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,093 ‪课长 我去节庆本部 ‪确认一下舞台安排表再回来 341 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:41,889 ‪打什么视频电话? 342 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:43,974 ‪加油 343 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,019 ‪组长 您看得到吗? 344 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,024 ‪前辈 还没到午饭时间吗? 345 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,568 ‪在干嘛呢?不能在这脱下来 346 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,278 ‪等盒饭到了 我会马上告诉你 347 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,321 ‪-快戴好 ‪-给我点水 348 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,782 ‪不好意思 我去趟节庆本部 349 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,117 ‪你替我一下 350 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,120 ‪智宥 351 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:07,873 ‪我们一起去吧 352 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,042 ‪不用了 一个人去就够了 353 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,460 ‪那让我去吧 354 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,628 ‪我去就好 355 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,795 ‪郑代理 你去忙吧 356 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,020 ‪哎哟 肉要烤焦了 357 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,730 ‪你以为是这是空气炸锅吗?给我 358 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,440 ‪-智宥 ‪-得自己烤才行啊 359 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,484 ‪-到这边来 ‪-烤得跟饼干一样硬 360 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,568 ‪一人吃一块吧 361 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,820 ‪-谢谢 ‪-我要开动了 362 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,821 ‪硬邦邦的 363 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,823 ‪我是不是烤得太过了?再点一盘吗? 364 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,909 ‪不用 也没必要重新点 365 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,370 ‪你看到IG上的活动评论了吗? 366 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,413 ‪-看了 ‪-现在讨论很热烈啊 367 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,457 ‪-我就说要搞这活动嘛 ‪-烧酒? 368 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,501 ‪-是啊 ‪-你们还不听我的 369 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,336 ‪-您的决定真是英明 ‪-妈的 370 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:57,673 ‪辛苦了 371 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,886 ‪郑代理连烤肉都很拿手 372 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,764 ‪郑代理会有什么弱点呢? 373 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:06,807 ‪智宥 你觉得呢? 374 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,017 ‪男人烤肉烤得好 375 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,560 ‪-才能娶到好老婆 ‪-我不太清楚 376 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,480 ‪我们不太熟 377 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,399 ‪而女人得擅长削水果皮 378 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,568 ‪削皮好看 才能嫁个好老公 379 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,779 ‪真是倒胃口 380 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,406 ‪太恶心了 381 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,664 ‪-我先回去了 ‪-路上小心 382 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,337 ‪-祝你和郑智厚暧昧进行顺利 ‪-路上注意安全 383 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,383 ‪怎么回事?叫不到车 384 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:44,886 ‪怎么有狗叫声 385 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:46,888 ‪吓死我了 386 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,474 ‪郑代理 387 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,521 ‪你这是怎么了? 388 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,485 ‪胃难受吗? 389 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,655 ‪在哭吗? 390 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,573 ‪没有 391 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,827 ‪什么啊 是在哭呢 392 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:13,623 ‪我没哭 393 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:15,959 ‪你为什么哭? 394 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,420 ‪我挺喜欢你这人 395 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,591 ‪即使你觉得我倒胃口 396 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,843 ‪我都能理解 但是 397 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,929 ‪我刚调来不久 398 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,933 ‪马上再申请调走也很难 399 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,311 ‪我真的很抱歉 400 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,646 ‪真是个爱哭鬼 401 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,941 ‪你是夏娜以外第二个知道这件事的人 402 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,651 ‪夏娜是谁? 403 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,909 ‪我的前女友 ‪她说我是变态 把我给甩了 404 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:57,501 ‪郑代理 405 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,253 ‪我不是因为讨厌才避开你 406 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,840 ‪我是怕你感到尴尬和不自在 407 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,675 ‪所以才保持距离 408 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,095 ‪直到彼此觉得舒服为止 409 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,681 ‪你是说我没让你倒胃口? 410 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,267 ‪不是说过了吗?我没觉得您是变态 411 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,895 ‪不对 是变态没错吧? 412 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,648 ‪人类在某种程度上都是变态吧? 413 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,612 ‪你知道吗? 414 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,615 ‪你很酷 415 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,534 ‪我吗? 416 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,329 ‪智宥 417 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,207 ‪你能做我的主人吗? 418 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,836 ‪那个 419 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,547 ‪不是想跟你交往 ‪就是单纯地 420 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,382 ‪想让你做我的主人 421 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,468 ‪-单纯地? ‪-对! 422 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,429 ‪能有像你这样的主人 423 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,597 ‪该多好啊 424 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,767 ‪我不要 425 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,353 ‪对吧? 426 00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:01,231 ‪对不起 427 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,986 ‪我以后不会再提这事 428 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,992 ‪您不叫代驾吗? 429 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,124 ‪那个人碰过的东西都出故障了 430 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,461 ‪这不像故障 可能卡纸了 431 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,589 ‪以这个为借口能见到你 也挺好的 432 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,425 ‪没出故障也可以常叫我过来啊 433 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:32,179 ‪我每次约你吃饭 你都装作很忙 434 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,222 ‪就只会说场面话 435 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,515 ‪你是在用眼睛发功吗? 436 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:37,517 ‪智宥 437 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:38,560 ‪想诱惑男人 438 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,605 ‪光盯着看可不行 439 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,482 ‪我没想诱惑他啊 440 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,275 ‪你看看她们 441 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,903 ‪大胆表现出被他迷住的样子 442 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,070 ‪亲爱的 443 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,490 ‪你也应该稍微试着越一下界 444 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,284 ‪我先回去了 445 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:05,045 ‪郑代理 446 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,297 ‪哦 很好 447 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,049 ‪谢谢 448 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,239 ‪郑代理 在忙吗? 449 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:33,657 ‪有要紧事需要和你谈谈 450 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:35,951 ‪我会在休息室等你 451 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,307 ‪有什么话必须来这里说的? 452 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,312 ‪戴上这个 453 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,692 ‪-什么? ‪-虽谈不上当什么主人 454 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:09,734 ‪但有点好奇 455 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,112 ‪请你戴上 456 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,613 ‪我是在做梦吗? 457 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:15,865 ‪不过你怎么突然变了态度? 458 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:16,825 ‪不要就算了 459 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,326 ‪不是 我没说不要 460 00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:21,204 ‪我戴上 461 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,574 ‪-话说 智宥 ‪-躺下吧 462 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,227 ‪上次 463 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:29,064 ‪听完你的话有了个疑问 464 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:31,441 ‪关于什么? 465 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:34,027 ‪你说有我这样的主人就好了 466 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,404 ‪那我是怎样的人呢? 467 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:40,533 ‪我从没见过你这样的人 468 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,412 ‪老实说 469 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,582 ‪我总是活在别人的眼光里 470 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,253 ‪我努力不招人嫌 不犯错误 ‪装作很成熟的样子 471 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,925 ‪但你不一样 ‪别人怎么看你 或待你不公 472 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,010 ‪你都毫不在乎 ‪甚至对待我这样的怪人 473 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,596 ‪也表现得很成熟 474 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,349 ‪而都不是装出来的 475 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:08,561 ‪这让我松了一口气 ‪如你说的 我们还不太熟 476 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,773 ‪但我几乎忍不住想对你撒娇 477 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:22,367 ‪对不起 尽说些让你不舒服的话 478 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,411 ‪没有 479 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:29,708 ‪我保证今后不会再越界了 480 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,508 ‪老实说 你想让我当的那个 ‪我还没怎么搞明白 481 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:42,387 ‪但我学东西还挺快的 482 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,181 ‪我会先考虑看看 483 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:47,642 ‪那你以后可以不避开我吗? 484 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,144 ‪什么? 485 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:52,021 ‪当然可以 486 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,275 ‪那你慢慢数到30 487 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,943 ‪摘下眼罩回办公室吧 488 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,079 ‪智宥 谢谢你 489 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,791 ‪在我遇到的所有人当中 490 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,460 ‪你是最酷的 491 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,296 ‪叫你数到30再摘眼罩的 492 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,132 ‪你还不是我的主人嘛 493 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:02,467 ‪像小狗一样在等谁呢? 494 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,260 ‪等你 495 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:07,722 ‪不会是一起撑伞 ‪这么老套的把戏吧? 496 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,224 ‪不是耍把戏 是想说服你 497 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,518 ‪是想表达我会好好侍奉你 498 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:12,936 ‪算是一种表态吧 499 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,447 ‪我知道你为什么总那样盯着我 500 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,157 ‪为什么? 501 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,034 ‪因为 502 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,788 ‪你想仔细看清任何东西 503 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:33,456 ‪就像这样 504 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,095 ‪那好吧 505 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,013 ‪我来做你的主人 506 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:51,933 ‪跟紧一点 507 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:53,852 ‪不要让我被雨淋湿 508 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,188 ‪好的 509 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,195 ‪你明天可不能反悔 510 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:08,449 ‪DS 511 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,953 ‪这是英文中“支配与臣服关系”的缩写 512 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:15,331 ‪指代两人互相支配和臣服的关系 513 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,250 ‪支配者Dom和臣服者Sub 514 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,669 ‪根据性别分为 515 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:23,089 ‪男Dom、女Dom、男Sub和女Sub 516 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,049 ‪这么说 517 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,218 ‪郑代理 518 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:31,014 ‪是男Sub? 519 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:37,729 ‪疯了吧? 520 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,065 ‪公告好消息! 521 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,359 ‪我人生第一次有主人了! 522 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,736 ‪为我欢呼吧! 523 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:46,571 ‪(如何成为一名好主人) 524 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,159 ‪(潘潘的BDSM指南 主人篇) 525 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,537 ‪要问DS和SM有什么区别 526 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:57,290 ‪DS基于关系设定 527 00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:59,334 ‪更接近于心理游戏 528 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:00,960 ‪而SM 529 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,589 ‪可以看作是一种身体和感官的游戏 530 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,426 ‪当然 这两个概念不是非此即彼 531 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:12,221 ‪在DS关系中 也可以享受SM游戏 532 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:16,309 ‪两者在多数情况下与一般的恋爱不同 533 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:20,355 ‪这是因为DS和SM是上下关系 534 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,398 ‪但恋爱关系是平等的 535 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,776 ‪不过这也不是绝对的 536 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:25,818 ‪但我个人认为 537 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:30,073 ‪想要同时进行恋爱和DS有点困难 538 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:03,523 ‪智厚 我心情真好 539 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,697 ‪你给前任做这个的时候 ‪她不喜欢吗? 540 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,951 ‪她还不知道我的癖好时 541 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:16,035 ‪是喜欢的 542 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,705 ‪知道以后就开始鄙视我 543 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,292 ‪你不是说过喜欢被人鄙视吗? 544 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,086 ‪真是个变态 545 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,109 ‪主人 这是您首次召唤我 ‪很抱歉我来晚了 546 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,944 ‪作为主人的臣服者 ‪我下次不会再犯 547 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:51,863 ‪我们得定个规则 548 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,866 ‪制定一套契合彼此的规则吧 549 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:55,783 ‪规则? 550 00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:58,703 ‪首先 不要叫我“主人” 551 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,329 ‪叫我”智宥”就行 552 00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:02,999 ‪叫“智宥大人”如何? 553 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:04,542 ‪请叫我“智宥” 554 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,878 ‪每次犯规 我都会惩罚你 555 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:09,756 ‪惩罚吗? 556 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,675 ‪你为什么表情这么兴奋? 557 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:14,010 ‪哪有啊? 558 00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:16,095 ‪完全没有 559 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,347 ‪惩罚和表扬都不要含糊 560 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,437 ‪听说 哪怕随身携带着一件 ‪主人赠予的礼物 561 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,898 ‪臣服者也会有绑缚感 562 00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:31,778 ‪智宥 563 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:34,947 ‪原来你做功课了 564 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,283 ‪最好给命令加上条件 565 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:38,701 ‪这眼镜就当是信号 566 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,746 ‪你在公司里需要被命令的时候 567 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,122 ‪就戴上眼镜 568 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:55,009 ‪那么 你是想盖章 还是签字呢? 569 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,678 ‪-什么? ‪-我们得签合同啊 570 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,014 ‪郑智宥 以下称为"支配者” 571 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,891 ‪郑智厚 以下称为“臣服者” 572 00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:04,685 ‪必须拿出令对方敬佩的范 573 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,855 ‪组长昨天已经吃了辣炒猪肉 ‪课长想吃点辣的 574 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,857 ‪那就猎奇炒年糕 ‪一级、二级辣各来两份 575 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,609 ‪再来点紫菜饭团 就这么定了 576 00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,152 ‪饮料就点Coolpis水果饮料 577 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,784 ‪同时 臣服者 578 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:22,078 ‪必须尽力侍奉支配者 579 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:23,162 ‪(我的主人) 580 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,584 ‪合同期定为 ‪自合同签订之日起三个月 581 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,879 ‪未经同意 不得单方面终止合同 582 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,007 ‪每周至少进行一次游戏 583 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,553 ‪双方必须事先定好安全词 584 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:41,013 ‪以便在游戏过程中发生 ‪紧急状况或危险时使用 585 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,431 ‪(检修中) 586 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:46,227 ‪说出安全词的那一刻 ‪游戏必须立即停止 587 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:49,397 ‪安全词一般选择 ‪平时不大可能用到的无厘头话语 588 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,566 ‪而且要选容易发音的 589 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,484 ‪例如“猩球崛起” 590 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,403 ‪“血肠汤饭”之类的 591 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,072 ‪你有什么想用的词吗? 592 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,826 ‪能选一个对彼此 ‪有特殊意义的词就好了 593 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:03,995 ‪特殊意义的词? 594 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:05,788 ‪咚咚? 595 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:16,048 ‪性行为只有在支配者和臣服者 ‪皆同意的情况下才可以进行 596 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:21,888 ‪那个嘛 597 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,182 ‪是网上随便就能搜到的标准合同模版 598 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:25,933 ‪几乎照原样打印出来的 599 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,477 ‪好的 我理解你担忧的部分 600 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:29,395 ‪我不会碰你的 601 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,981 ‪我对你完全没有非分之想 602 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,404 ‪(郑智厚) 603 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:56,547 ‪那地方虽然叫酒店 ‪实际去看 很多连汽车旅馆都不如 604 00:36:58,007 --> 00:36:59,926 ‪也不是说 我很熟悉汽车旅馆什么的 605 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,764 ‪哪里是最干净的呢? 606 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,975 ‪-最好的地方… ‪-App上都能查到 607 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:09,352 ‪向右转 608 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,145 ‪是 609 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:35,753 ‪(美好) 610 00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:39,423 ‪到目前一次都没有戴上过? 611 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,466 ‪对 612 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:41,550 ‪但是狗项圈 613 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,386 ‪自带一种纯粹的艺术美感 614 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,596 ‪光是放在那里欣赏就满足了 615 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,098 ‪但它就是用来戴的啊 616 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,146 ‪重要的一点是 617 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,482 ‪作为游戏主导者 ‪支配者绝对不能惊慌 618 00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,361 ‪因为支配者无论何时 ‪都要在臣服者面前表现酷的一面 619 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:29,432 ‪狗奴调教 620 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,809 ‪这是SM界的入门课程 621 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:34,020 ‪是一种温和的经典招式 622 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,397 ‪就像使唤真狗一样就可以 623 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,315 ‪手 624 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,361 ‪头 625 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,466 ‪一直乖乖听话 就会给你奖励 626 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:09,513 ‪好 627 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,474 ‪-您尽管吩咐… ‪-怎么? 628 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:13,768 ‪狗会说人话? 629 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:06,821 ‪不 不要! 630 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:08,781 ‪不行! 631 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:11,617 ‪不 不要! 632 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:13,786 ‪坐下! 633 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:14,829 ‪坐下! 634 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:17,373 ‪趴下! 635 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:19,375 ‪砰! 636 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:20,584 ‪对了 637 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,378 ‪哎哟 真乖 638 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,598 ‪不行! 639 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:35,891 ‪不行! 640 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:38,686 ‪喂! 641 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:41,522 ‪别让狗吠了! 642 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,653 ‪哪里来的狗崽子竟敢顶嘴! 643 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:52,658 ‪您好 我们收到了对您的投诉 644 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,300 ‪那么 645 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:10,301 ‪你今天辛苦了 646 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:11,802 ‪是 那个… 647 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:14,680 ‪你也辛苦了 648 00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:22,897 ‪“你辛苦了” 649 00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:25,649 ‪我这说的什么啊 650 00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,035 ‪就说编辑部不小心的 ‪随便搪塞过去得了 651 00:41:36,535 --> 00:41:38,746 ‪你干吗揪着不放? 652 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:39,914 ‪组长 653 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,750 ‪像这样逃避责任 ‪将来会导致更大的问题 654 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,336 ‪说难听点 不过是 ‪收视率不到1%的儿童节目 655 00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:46,670 ‪有必要这么钻牛角尖吗? 656 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,548 ‪正因为是儿童节目 657 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,425 ‪伦理上不应该更严谨吗? 658 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:54,762 ‪智宥 659 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:57,306 ‪你手上有上次 ‪关于版权纠纷的报道材料吧? 660 00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:59,141 ‪-请你整理好拿给我 ‪-好的 661 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,809 ‪李翰 请预订3点钟会议室 662 00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:03,312 ‪-好的 ‪-我们理清这部分再进行下一步 663 00:42:03,395 --> 00:42:04,355 ‪组长 664 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,817 ‪我怎么觉得自己被胁迫了? 665 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,622 ‪郑智厚真有两下子 666 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,708 ‪给黄组长堵得哑口无言 真是痛快 667 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,085 ‪没错 668 00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:28,295 ‪我跟他理论时 他完全不当回事 669 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:31,632 ‪要更加努力了 670 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:34,635 ‪智宥 更努力什么啊? 671 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,303 ‪女人越努力 他越刁难 672 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:37,888 ‪郑智宥小姐 673 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,807 ‪活动预算表什么时候给我? 674 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,058 ‪我上午放到您桌上了 675 00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:46,814 ‪你是不是该吱一声? 676 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:50,317 ‪你们根本不把组长我放在眼里 677 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,944 ‪哎呦 我的命真苦 678 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,877 ‪智宥 你还不下班吗? 679 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:13,716 ‪郑代理 680 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,802 ‪昨天弄疼你了吧? 681 00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:19,179 ‪我该准备更充分一些的 对不起 682 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:24,059 ‪如果感到抱歉 683 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,062 ‪下次约会请让我来安排 684 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,030 ‪祝二位用餐愉快 685 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,168 ‪祝你生日快… 686 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,716 ‪应该唱完歌再吹蜡烛的 687 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,551 ‪今天不是我的生日 688 00:43:58,552 --> 00:43:59,762 ‪我知道是明天 689 00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:01,138 ‪聊天软件有提醒 690 00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,516 ‪但明天到公司有人会先说祝贺 691 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,644 ‪我想做第一个祝贺你的人 692 00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:08,646 ‪主 693 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,314 ‪主人 694 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,195 ‪生日快乐 695 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,380 ‪这边鞋子让我来 696 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,226 ‪这真的… 697 00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:50,521 ‪智宥 这真好看 698 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:53,565 ‪谢谢 699 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,776 ‪但我好像没资格接受这赞赏 700 00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:56,777 ‪心里很过意不去 701 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,279 ‪上次游戏也给搞砸了 702 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:00,614 ‪怎么会没资格? 703 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,366 ‪您对我来说是太阳一般的存在 704 00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,786 ‪您降生在这世界上本身 ‪就让我感激不尽 705 00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:08,580 ‪那我就收下了 706 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,083 ‪那我 707 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:12,418 ‪要不要踩你? 708 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:17,005 ‪虽然 我并不是 709 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:18,966 ‪期待这个才买的 710 00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:37,401 ‪说是没期待 711 00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:38,819 ‪但你一副准备就绪的姿势嘛 712 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,280 ‪不是 那个 713 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:44,032 ‪因为连在梦里都成了习惯 714 00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:45,284 ‪所以才条件反射 715 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:46,201 ‪在梦里? 716 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,747 ‪不是那种会惹您不快的梦 717 00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:52,541 ‪是有点那个 可是… 718 00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:56,712 ‪要踩在别人看不到的地方 对吧? 719 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,043 ‪很疼吗? 720 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,130 ‪感觉要死了 721 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,246 ‪要停下吗? 722 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:16,500 ‪因为是您 723 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:18,961 ‪所以我很快乐 724 00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:41,358 ‪我平时很好胜 很喜欢赢 725 00:47:44,903 --> 00:47:47,155 ‪哪怕只是小事 我也不想被看扁 726 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,867 ‪尤其讨厌输给假装自己很厉害的男人 727 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,997 ‪也许是我不想让别人知道 728 00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:56,874 ‪自己很软弱的事实 729 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,836 ‪内心如此乱七八糟的事实 730 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:08,802 ‪所以我很享受全部崩塌的感觉 731 00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:13,265 ‪喜欢栽跟头 被践踏 732 00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:16,226 ‪被毁掉的感觉 733 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,734 ‪但只喜欢被你这样对待 734 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:20,749 ‪去勾引他 735 00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:25,504 ‪已经八九不离十了 736 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:27,631 ‪都收到他送的生日礼物了 ‪那肯定不会错的 737 00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:31,510 ‪还说什么给你透露他自己的秘密了 ‪虽然你不肯告诉我是什么秘密 738 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:33,220 ‪还一起做同一个项目 对吧? 739 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:34,888 ‪你约他吃晚饭啊 740 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,974 ‪-不对 约喝酒更好 ‪-那个 741 00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:39,851 ‪那可能属于权力滥用 742 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:40,936 ‪他不是代理吗? 743 00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:43,271 ‪你的职级没他高 有什么好担心的? 744 00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:45,023 ‪那个 745 00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:48,068 ‪-总得公私分明吧 ‪-哎呦喂 746 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:51,279 ‪皮皮 你个嫉妒鬼 停下! 747 00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:52,489 ‪停下 嘘 748 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:55,242 ‪好吵 749 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:57,995 ‪你还真是死脑筋 750 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,330 ‪哎哟 你看着办吧 751 00:50:00,414 --> 00:50:01,373 ‪你又要去约会了? 752 00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,874 ‪对 差不多吧 753 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,545 ‪跟同事恋爱还想公私分明? 754 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:08,839 ‪这不容易啊 755 00:50:17,931 --> 00:50:19,641 ‪把周会材料的字号调大一些 756 00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:20,600 ‪这都是什么啊? 757 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,020 ‪存心让我一个人看不清吧? 758 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:25,814 ‪我在开玩笑啦 759 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:27,899 ‪哎哟 真是的 760 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,695 ‪李翰 今天气氛不错 ‪你做个自我介绍吧 761 00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:32,654 ‪是 762 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,241 ‪大家好 763 00:50:36,324 --> 00:50:37,617 ‪我是刚从实习生转正的 764 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,619 ‪李翰 大家都知道我名字了 765 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,580 ‪我会努力工作的! 766 00:50:41,663 --> 00:50:42,497 ‪鼓掌 767 00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:44,374 ‪很好 768 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,917 ‪要让他快点熟悉业务的话 769 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:47,794 ‪得有人带带他吧? 770 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:50,380 ‪那由智宥来带他吧 771 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:51,840 ‪我是说智宥 772 00:50:52,674 --> 00:50:55,260 ‪但是智宥本月的任务很多 773 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:56,762 ‪让素妍带可以吗? 774 00:50:57,512 --> 00:50:59,306 ‪智宥工作起来雷厉风行 775 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,142 ‪小翰 你跟着她学做事 776 00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:03,268 ‪将来到哪儿都能适应 777 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:05,437 ‪是 778 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:10,192 ‪你去确认一下淘淘周边产品清单 779 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,986 ‪以及把我们发给印刷商的提案 780 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,614 ‪也通过群邮件发给企划组 781 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:19,242 ‪再去更新一下周边产品供应商名单 782 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,243 ‪别抖腿 783 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:23,997 ‪更新工作做仔细一点 784 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,427 ‪前辈 785 00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:27,018 ‪不好意思 Excel的函数不起作用 786 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:29,729 ‪你该不会只试一次就来问我吧? 787 00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:52,627 ‪前辈 788 00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:57,841 ‪您昨天指示的 ‪第三个任务是什么来着? 789 00:52:57,924 --> 00:53:00,552 ‪如果记不住 以后就录音吧 790 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,195 ‪你怎么能用群发邮件来交报告呢? 791 00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:21,239 ‪难道社长也要看你写的会议纪要吗? 792 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:23,491 ‪-看到这个文件夹没? ‪-是 793 00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:25,243 ‪你得从这里进去 794 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:28,622 ‪预告片配音修改事项已经确认了 795 00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:31,458 ‪我会马上转达 ‪录音室也会自己去一趟 796 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:34,586 ‪不要三番两次改来改去的 ‪做到一次让它通过 797 00:53:34,669 --> 00:53:36,004 ‪已经来不及修改了 798 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:42,177 ‪打住 799 00:53:52,687 --> 00:53:53,605 ‪觉得很吃力吧? 800 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,650 ‪有不会的可以随时问我 801 00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:58,276 ‪什么? 802 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,488 ‪我真的没事的 803 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:04,741 ‪都问我智宥前辈是不是很凶 ‪大家都替我担心 804 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:06,910 ‪但我喜欢她的这一面 805 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,037 ‪喜欢哪一面? 806 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,499 ‪她不会拐弯抹角 直接指出我的问题 807 00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,418 ‪她凶巴巴的时候 808 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:16,336 ‪很奇妙 809 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,005 ‪-还蛮性感的? ‪-说啥? 810 00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,009 ‪原来如此 811 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:23,927 ‪稍等 812 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:28,098 ‪哦 好的 我马上出去 813 00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:30,350 ‪我要跟智宥前辈出外勤去 814 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:31,643 ‪您先忙 815 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,395 ‪-工作顺利 ‪-是 816 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:38,358 ‪智宥 817 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:40,652 ‪别直接下班 请来办公室一趟 818 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,131 ‪郑代理 819 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:17,147 ‪我发错了 820 00:55:17,772 --> 00:55:18,815 ‪什么? 821 00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:24,571 ‪群 发 邮 件 822 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,284 ‪重发不就行了? 823 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,996 ‪仅此而已? 824 00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:34,956 ‪你又不是我的下属 825 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,333 ‪但我是智宥的人啊? 826 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,169 ‪郑代理 827 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:40,795 ‪你在担心什么? 828 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,630 ‪不 是你太拿手了 829 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,924 ‪像主人一样对李翰 830 00:55:48,553 --> 00:55:50,180 ‪郑代理 这可不行啊 831 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,935 ‪在意想不到的情况下 832 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:58,355 ‪即使没有道具 ‪也能完美地进行游戏 833 00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:01,941 ‪算是一个合格支配者的责任和品质 834 00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:07,489 ‪坐下 835 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,203 ‪松开皮带 836 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:18,208 ‪如果不想继续 837 00:56:18,291 --> 00:56:19,125 ‪就摘掉眼镜 838 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:38,853 ‪脱掉 839 00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:49,864 ‪它比我想象的重了些 840 00:56:58,873 --> 00:56:59,707 ‪郑智厚代理 841 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:03,002 ‪你这么公私不分怎么可以? 842 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:46,629 ‪胡思乱想 嫉妒别人 843 00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:49,799 ‪这么信不过自己的主人? 844 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:05,857 ‪请您真的动手吧 845 00:58:07,525 --> 00:58:08,610 ‪我犯了错 846 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:10,236 ‪所以您可以真打我 847 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:13,990 ‪我很羞愧 想感受疼痛 848 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,993 ‪如果您下不了手 ‪踢我骂我也好 849 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:19,829 ‪我想被你辱骂 850 00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:26,377 ‪狗崽子 851 00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:28,630 ‪怎么了? 852 00:58:28,713 --> 00:58:30,924 ‪你这死变态 瞪谁呢? 853 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,218 ‪眼睛朝谁瞪得老圆呢? 854 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:34,886 ‪快垂下 855 00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:40,266 ‪连一台咖啡机都修不好! 856 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,810 ‪你还有什么事情是能做好的? 857 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:45,688 ‪-觉得自己是男人就了不起吗? ‪-智宥 对不起 858 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:46,606 ‪对不起 859 00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:48,441 ‪不行 你跟我出来 860 00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:50,610 ‪你能干好什么事? 861 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:53,613 ‪提交个预算案 叫你及时查收 ‪你都做不到? 862 00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:55,365 ‪那么拖累工作效率 863 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:58,117 ‪至少要笑脸迎人吧? 864 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:00,078 ‪你这不如臭虫的家伙! 865 00:59:00,161 --> 00:59:01,538 ‪是的 我连臭虫都不如 866 00:59:01,621 --> 00:59:02,956 ‪还有这该死的复印机 867 00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:04,582 ‪怎么老是出故障? 868 00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:07,043 ‪你他妈的混蛋 重做! 869 00:59:26,604 --> 00:59:29,524 ‪哪有时间把这些乱七八糟的 ‪一一写下来? 870 00:59:29,607 --> 00:59:30,817 ‪得用脑子记住啊! 871 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,194 ‪我这暴脾气 都怪你这蠢货 872 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,737 ‪是的 我是个白痴混蛋! 873 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,656 ‪还有你的手指是怎么回事? 874 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:39,325 ‪为什么总要群发邮件? 875 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,327 ‪对不起 您再教我一次的话… 876 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,121 ‪妈的 还要老娘再教几次? 877 00:59:43,204 --> 00:59:46,124 ‪在发送之前再想一想不就行了吗? 878 00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:48,042 ‪有那么难吗?操! 879 00:59:48,126 --> 00:59:49,502 ‪去你妈的! 880 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:51,504 ‪对不起 881 00:59:53,798 --> 00:59:55,800 ‪你这倒人胃口的臭屎棍 882 00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:59,178 ‪屎一样的家伙 883 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:10,398 ‪你他妈的臭傻逼 884 01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:13,735 ‪像嚼完扔掉的口香糖 让人恶心 885 01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:17,989 ‪我的工作能力比你强五千万倍 ‪你这该死的! 886 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,408 ‪智宥 887 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,378 ‪谁这个时间在这里? 888 01:01:27,725 --> 01:01:28,559 ‪刚才满意吗? 889 01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:31,145 ‪那你呢? 890 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:33,690 ‪我有 很兴奋 891 01:02:56,355 --> 01:03:00,234 ‪与肉体上的SM游戏同样重要的是 ‪精神上的束缚 892 01:03:00,985 --> 01:03:05,531 ‪通过简单的日常报备 ‪来加强彼此的DS关系也很好 893 01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:11,370 ‪我早餐吃了小番茄沙拉 ‪面包 苹果和甘蓝汁 894 01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:14,791 ‪您也吃过早餐了吗?公司见吧 895 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,506 ‪是 主人 ‪不 智宥 896 01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:23,132 ‪郑代理 897 01:03:24,091 --> 01:03:27,094 ‪-这样吃你会掉秤的 ‪-那么 898 01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:28,721 ‪大家开动吧 899 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:35,478 ‪郑代理终于知道汤饭的美味了 900 01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:37,855 ‪郑代理 连这个您也要拍? 901 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:39,065 ‪在玩IG软件吗? 902 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:41,400 ‪我刚请私教 903 01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:42,819 ‪饮食管理 904 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:50,785 ‪对了 昨天谁上夜班了? 905 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:53,204 ‪把办公室搞得一团糟 906 01:03:53,287 --> 01:03:54,121 ‪真的吗? 907 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:56,249 ‪弄坏了我一样东西 妈的 908 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:07,635 ‪什么啊? 909 01:04:34,912 --> 01:04:36,622 ‪知道自己做错了什么吗? 910 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:39,792 ‪我不太清楚 911 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,428 ‪我会让你清楚的 912 01:05:45,524 --> 01:05:47,652 ‪(夏娜) 913 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:53,783 ‪你们还有联系啊? 914 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:55,576 ‪什么? 915 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:56,869 ‪她不是前女友吗? 916 01:05:58,287 --> 01:06:00,748 ‪你上次边哭边说的 917 01:06:05,836 --> 01:06:07,296 ‪与其说有联系 918 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:09,799 ‪还不如说夏娜太恨我了 919 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,176 ‪自己甩了你 恨又至于吗? 920 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,054 ‪我能理解 921 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:17,598 ‪我把实情告诉她 922 01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:20,267 ‪可以说是让自己心里舒坦 ‪也属于自私行为 923 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,856 ‪都这么流血了 你真喜欢这样? 924 01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:29,193 ‪虽然很疼 925 01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:32,989 ‪但同时让我感觉自己是活着的 926 01:06:35,324 --> 01:06:36,367 ‪我无法理解 927 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:40,579 ‪我懂 928 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,499 ‪喜欢的人能从中感觉到活着的事 929 01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:45,001 ‪为他做一下又怎么了? 930 01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:47,336 ‪这又不是做坏事 931 01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:55,511 ‪但我不愿意对方勉强为我做 932 01:06:56,637 --> 01:06:58,597 ‪所以我真的庆幸有你在 933 01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:02,518 ‪你好像也越来越享受DS了 934 01:07:04,603 --> 01:07:06,022 ‪智宥今天也辛苦了 935 01:07:07,231 --> 01:07:08,399 ‪我去整理一下就过来 936 01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:26,167 ‪我不敢相信自己在做这个 937 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,252 ‪但也无法从脑中抹去这件事 938 01:07:28,961 --> 01:07:30,296 ‪游戏玩得越好 939 01:07:30,379 --> 01:07:33,174 ‪我就越疑惑 ‪撇去游戏我们是怎样的关系? 940 01:07:34,592 --> 01:07:36,844 ‪玩这么劲爆的游戏 941 01:07:36,927 --> 01:07:39,346 ‪却没发生性关系 这正常吗? 942 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:52,568 ‪(我到家洗好澡躺下了 ‪看会儿美剧就睡 晚安) 943 01:07:54,028 --> 01:07:57,239 ‪正不正常很难区分 944 01:07:57,323 --> 01:08:00,534 ‪双方同意的情况下 ‪也有发生性关系的DS伴侣 945 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:03,579 ‪您也知道 每一对情况都不同 946 01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:06,916 ‪那您希望的是怎样的关系呢? 947 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:09,126 ‪把那个想法告诉臣服者吧 948 01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:23,974 ‪宇赫 949 01:08:25,559 --> 01:08:26,560 ‪你好 950 01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:28,896 ‪你今天怎么一个人?你老板呢? 951 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:34,610 ‪她说有约会 所以会晚来 952 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,947 ‪对哦 她还炫耀过 ‪今天去植物园约会来着 953 01:08:38,989 --> 01:08:40,533 ‪她每个周末都很忙啊 954 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:44,078 ‪她说自己没有男朋友 ‪但一直在约会呢 955 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:47,706 ‪你也试着约她出去呗 956 01:08:48,749 --> 01:08:51,210 ‪哎哟 不是那样的 ‪我只把她当成老板 957 01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:52,753 ‪不是那种感觉啦 958 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:56,006 ‪姐姐 你一大早出来晨跑啊? 959 01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:56,924 ‪好习惯 960 01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,136 ‪你得说出来 ‪卉美才知道你的心意啊 961 01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:03,722 ‪总之这还是个秘密 962 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,684 ‪-我先走了 ‪-去吧 963 01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:08,561 ‪我们走吧 964 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:30,207 ‪(夏娜) 965 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:38,215 ‪喂 夏娜 966 01:09:38,757 --> 01:09:41,844 ‪喂 郑智厚 ‪最近你装很忙的样子啊 967 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:44,054 ‪不是 ‪我们时间总对不上 968 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:46,140 ‪你有什么事? 969 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,558 ‪我在合井站 970 01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:50,186 ‪我胃烧得荒 ‪请我吃刀削面吧 971 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,063 ‪我约了人 现在得出去 972 01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:55,274 ‪不好意思 973 01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:57,776 ‪下次吧 974 01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,237 ‪之后再联系你 975 01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:02,364 ‪我先挂了 976 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:07,161 ‪这样啊?好的 977 01:10:10,831 --> 01:10:12,333 ‪这混蛋真可笑 978 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:29,934 ‪(植物园) 979 01:10:32,019 --> 01:10:33,729 ‪是因为今天天气很好吗? 980 01:10:33,812 --> 01:10:35,856 ‪来约会的人很多 981 01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:37,107 ‪就是啊 982 01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:39,109 ‪别人看着我们也像情侣吧? 983 01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:42,029 ‪我们只是单纯来游戏而已 984 01:10:53,832 --> 01:10:54,667 ‪这么说… 985 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:55,626 ‪今天 986 01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:57,962 ‪我命令你不许离开我半步 987 01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:00,339 ‪什么?在外面也戴着? 988 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:01,257 ‪对 989 01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:08,097 ‪在回到车里之前一直要戴着 990 01:11:13,143 --> 01:11:14,645 ‪好的 智宥 991 01:11:14,728 --> 01:11:15,562 ‪走吧 992 01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:20,317 ‪对不起 993 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,493 ‪可以我一个人戴的 ‪你还好吗 智宥? 994 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:32,579 ‪别顶嘴 我想公平些 995 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:40,754 ‪(企鹅小姐 我到了 在停车场) 996 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:41,755 ‪(我也马上到) 997 01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:46,510 ‪等等 998 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,846 ‪看看这两人 999 01:11:49,346 --> 01:11:50,973 ‪司机 我就在这儿下车 1000 01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:53,851 ‪郑智宥 被我逮个正着 1001 01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:06,155 ‪郑智宥 有了约会对象 ‪竟连电话都不接 1002 01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:09,158 ‪你是企鹅小姐? 1003 01:12:55,746 --> 01:12:59,249 ‪这是两位点的两杯美式咖啡 1004 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,627 ‪还有培根三明治 1005 01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:04,713 ‪加油 1006 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,215 ‪什么? 1007 01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:08,133 ‪我让你加油 1008 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,804 ‪谢谢 加油! 1009 01:13:15,808 --> 01:13:17,142 ‪你得到我旁边来 1010 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:18,977 ‪是 1011 01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:31,990 ‪先停下 1012 01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:34,118 ‪我自己能吃 1013 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:52,136 ‪只能这样了 1014 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:53,720 ‪“啊”一下 1015 01:14:02,354 --> 01:14:03,480 ‪刚看到了吗? 1016 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:05,607 ‪别回头 1017 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:08,777 ‪谢谢 1018 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:09,987 ‪-羡慕了? ‪-我疯了吗? 1019 01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:10,946 ‪要不我也喂你 1020 01:14:11,029 --> 01:14:12,156 ‪-行了 ‪-“啊”一下啦 1021 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,199 ‪-别这样 ‪-“啊”一下嘛 1022 01:14:18,579 --> 01:14:19,496 ‪哇 1023 01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:22,040 ‪连嘴都帮擦 1024 01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:34,428 ‪郑代理 1025 01:14:37,055 --> 01:14:38,640 ‪其实我今天有话要说 1026 01:14:40,225 --> 01:14:41,560 ‪智宥 想说什么啊? 1027 01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:55,407 ‪看着还不错 1028 01:14:59,703 --> 01:15:00,996 ‪真是别有洞天 1029 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,835 ‪那个 不是 等一下 1030 01:15:06,919 --> 01:15:09,505 ‪你为什么要脱衣服? 1031 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,882 ‪扭捏什么?你不也挺兴奋吗? 1032 01:15:11,965 --> 01:15:14,176 ‪这不是我们说好的 1033 01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:15,719 ‪你不是喜欢被强迫吗? 1034 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:17,971 ‪想让我先打你吗? 1035 01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:28,440 ‪我… 1036 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,528 ‪我喜欢你 郑代理 1037 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,158 ‪除了当同事和搭档 1038 01:15:39,159 --> 01:15:40,118 ‪我们 1039 01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:42,621 ‪要不要交往? 1040 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:46,250 ‪和我交往吧 1041 01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:48,919 ‪试试看 1042 01:15:49,461 --> 01:15:50,337 ‪这是命令 1043 01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:01,139 ‪我… 1044 01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:05,978 ‪抱歉 1045 01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,356 ‪智宥 你没事吧? 1046 01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:11,567 ‪-你的头… ‪-客人 您没事吧? 1047 01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:12,609 ‪我来… 1048 01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:15,070 ‪-什么啊?天啊 ‪-你看到没? 1049 01:16:15,153 --> 01:16:16,280 ‪戴着手铐呢 1050 01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,491 ‪那是手铐啊 ‪我们也一起戴吧 1051 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,993 ‪算了 你自己戴吧 1052 01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:22,077 ‪一起戴吧 1053 01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:26,957 ‪长官 不 哥哥 1054 01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:28,750 ‪我准备了一样东西 1055 01:16:31,461 --> 01:16:32,754 ‪带了什么好东西? 1056 01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:35,215 ‪看 1057 01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:37,718 ‪这个叫捆绑带 1058 01:16:38,385 --> 01:16:39,511 ‪不该是这样的 1059 01:16:40,512 --> 01:16:41,888 ‪我们先去松开手铐吧 1060 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:43,849 ‪我不要 1061 01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:47,519 ‪以后在更安全的环境下再试一次 1062 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,730 ‪先松开吧 1063 01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:55,819 ‪不是这个 1064 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:00,157 ‪智宥 我不想那样 1065 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:03,619 ‪我不想恋爱 1066 01:17:06,246 --> 01:17:07,080 ‪很抱歉 1067 01:17:16,256 --> 01:17:17,507 ‪姐 1068 01:17:19,384 --> 01:17:22,804 ‪我们在坡州SM主题汽车旅馆 ‪506号房间单独待着 1069 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:24,348 ‪机会也很难得 1070 01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:26,933 ‪第一次游戏 ‪我不想敷衍了事嘛 大哥 1071 01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:28,352 ‪就算我是臣服者 1072 01:17:28,435 --> 01:17:31,271 ‪第一面就玩强奸的戏码 ‪是不是太激烈了? 1073 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:34,441 ‪大哥 你又不是强奸犯或伪Dom 1074 01:17:34,524 --> 01:17:35,651 ‪对吧? 1075 01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:37,569 ‪所以你要怎么玩? 1076 01:17:38,278 --> 01:17:40,614 ‪姐 你说些什么啊? 1077 01:17:40,697 --> 01:17:42,574 ‪你在哪里啊 姐? 1078 01:17:43,408 --> 01:17:44,242 ‪姐! 1079 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,037 ‪你这是做什么? 1080 01:17:48,538 --> 01:17:50,791 ‪坡州SM旅馆506号! 1081 01:17:50,874 --> 01:17:52,709 ‪伪Dom是指那个吧? 1082 01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:55,170 ‪-什么? ‪-这群混蛋 1083 01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:03,970 ‪小心 1084 01:18:13,146 --> 01:18:14,231 ‪钥匙 1085 01:18:14,314 --> 01:18:15,649 ‪智宥 我们先出发吧! 1086 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:19,736 ‪不远 1087 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:21,029 ‪2.3公里 右转 1088 01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:23,949 ‪卉美姐 你没事吧? 1089 01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:25,492 ‪我是智宥! 1090 01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,703 ‪姐 你在里面吗? 1091 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:30,789 ‪姐! 1092 01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:32,916 ‪来晚了 1093 01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:34,835 ‪看吧? 1094 01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:38,338 ‪如果你们要四个人一起 ‪得加些费用 1095 01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:43,760 ‪-你没事吧? ‪-吓到了吧? 1096 01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:45,595 ‪被你逮个正着 1097 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:47,889 ‪这个以后再解释 1098 01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:51,268 ‪-总之快走吧 ‪-我们不该报警吗? 1099 01:18:53,478 --> 01:18:54,312 ‪等一下 1100 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,652 ‪就算我是变态 1101 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,238 ‪你也无权随意对待我 这死混蛋 1102 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:07,367 ‪还有 我拍下了你的脸 ‪还有被绑起来的照片 1103 01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:08,869 ‪别想耍阴的 1104 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:26,553 ‪该死 死变态! 1105 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:32,434 ‪我发布招募信息后收到了50封回信 1106 01:19:32,517 --> 01:19:35,771 ‪其中一半是只要对方是女的 ‪就一定会回信的男人 1107 01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:38,190 ‪剩下一半根本不管我的偏好 1108 01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:40,484 ‪一上来就发他老二的照片 1109 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:42,819 ‪啊 真的是 1110 01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:46,239 ‪你知道最让人恼火的是什么吗? 1111 01:19:46,948 --> 01:19:49,910 ‪即使想报警 显然也是没用的 1112 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,038 ‪其实我刚才连那混蛋的照片都没拍 1113 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:53,997 ‪知道为什么吗? 1114 01:19:54,539 --> 01:19:55,373 ‪因为如果拍了 1115 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:58,877 ‪我就和那些混蛋一样了 1116 01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:06,927 ‪据说有挺多图谋不轨的伪Dom 1117 01:20:07,552 --> 01:20:08,595 ‪那帮混蛋 1118 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:12,682 ‪他们中的大多数根本不了解DS是什么 1119 01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:17,687 ‪你就是那个讨厌狗的人吧? 1120 01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:20,023 ‪什么? 1121 01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:21,483 ‪幸会 1122 01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:23,819 ‪他挺帅的 1123 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,031 ‪-哎哟 开车看前面 ‪-好的 1124 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:30,492 ‪说得没错 1125 01:20:31,201 --> 01:20:32,285 ‪他是帅的 1126 01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:50,595 ‪我们交往吧 1127 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:53,765 ‪这是命令 1128 01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:55,851 ‪智宥 我不想这样 1129 01:20:57,477 --> 01:20:58,520 ‪我不想恋爱 1130 01:21:02,482 --> 01:21:03,316 ‪很抱歉 1131 01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:13,660 ‪(我今天说的话) 1132 01:21:17,497 --> 01:21:18,331 ‪(郑代理) 1133 01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:23,670 ‪我是疯了吧 1134 01:21:30,176 --> 01:21:32,512 ‪(距合同期满剩一周) 1135 01:21:56,703 --> 01:21:58,204 ‪喂 郑智厚 等一下! 1136 01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:02,000 ‪你在说什么疯话呢? 1137 01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:06,463 ‪我们有时不是互相撕咬和打斗吗? 1138 01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:07,964 ‪就跟那样差不多 1139 01:22:08,965 --> 01:22:10,425 ‪你不是也喜欢吗? 1140 01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:12,594 ‪那是表达爱意的一部分 1141 01:22:12,677 --> 01:22:14,429 ‪和真正变态的行为能一样吗? 1142 01:22:16,473 --> 01:22:18,350 ‪你是不是该去看看精神科医生? 1143 01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:20,352 ‪你有什么儿时心理阴影吗? 1144 01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:23,563 ‪夏娜 我就是这样的人 1145 01:22:24,814 --> 01:22:26,733 ‪只是现在想坦诚地告诉你 1146 01:22:26,816 --> 01:22:28,109 ‪我真的考虑了很久 1147 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,110 ‪坦诚? 1148 01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:31,905 ‪那么你之前和我做的又算什么? 1149 01:22:31,988 --> 01:22:32,989 ‪都是假的吗? 1150 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:35,825 ‪难道说根本没兴奋 ‪真正想做的是另一套 1151 01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:37,577 ‪都是强迫自己做的吗? 1152 01:22:38,411 --> 01:22:39,245 ‪是不是? 1153 01:22:39,829 --> 01:22:41,039 ‪夏娜 我没有强迫自己 1154 01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:44,542 ‪要骗我的话 就骗到底啊 1155 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:46,670 ‪让人毛骨悚然 1156 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:23,456 ‪他的所作所为也不是完全无法理解 1157 01:23:24,582 --> 01:23:27,377 ‪跟DS对象恋爱的行为叫做“恋D” 1158 01:23:28,169 --> 01:23:30,505 ‪听起来想当然挺不错 1159 01:23:30,588 --> 01:23:32,215 ‪但比想象中困难 1160 01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:35,176 ‪虽然调教也是爱 1161 01:23:36,136 --> 01:23:37,679 ‪但不能只靠调教来收获爱情 1162 01:23:38,596 --> 01:23:39,681 ‪我知道 1163 01:23:41,391 --> 01:23:43,309 ‪你知道最让我丢脸的是什么吗? 1164 01:23:45,145 --> 01:23:47,063 ‪是我理所当然以为他会同意 1165 01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:51,693 ‪因为他一直对我唯命是从 1166 01:23:53,153 --> 01:23:54,779 ‪也喜欢听我的 1167 01:23:58,283 --> 01:24:00,410 ‪我跟伪Dom有什么两样 1168 01:24:01,745 --> 01:24:02,912 ‪老板 1169 01:24:02,996 --> 01:24:03,830 ‪嗯 1170 01:24:11,087 --> 01:24:13,506 ‪贴上这个不会留疤 姐 1171 01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:19,554 ‪别撩我了 1172 01:24:19,637 --> 01:24:21,097 ‪我这个年纪跟你约会的话 1173 01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:22,390 ‪是我赚到了 1174 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:28,188 ‪你也可以拒绝我 1175 01:24:28,271 --> 01:24:29,939 ‪但拜托千万不要约那些奇怪的人 1176 01:24:30,523 --> 01:24:32,859 ‪再奇怪的人都可以 就你不行 1177 01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:33,902 ‪给我记住这点 1178 01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:36,321 ‪去吧 1179 01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:39,824 ‪快点 1180 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:44,329 ‪你当然和伪Dom不一样了 1181 01:24:44,412 --> 01:24:46,289 ‪至少你努力过 1182 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,880 ‪这也不是什么大预算项目 1183 01:24:53,963 --> 01:24:56,049 ‪谢谢组长这么用心 1184 01:24:56,132 --> 01:24:57,634 ‪别这么客气 1185 01:24:57,717 --> 01:24:58,927 ‪业务组也是同事 1186 01:24:59,010 --> 01:25:00,011 ‪互相扶持嘛 1187 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:02,972 ‪郑代理 继续跟进吧 1188 01:25:03,473 --> 01:25:04,808 ‪好的 我知道了 1189 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:06,434 ‪郑代理 1190 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,728 ‪眼镜在哪里买的? ‪我可以试试吗? 1191 01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:12,065 ‪啧 让人怪尴尬的 1192 01:25:12,148 --> 01:25:14,359 ‪我只是想买眼镜 打听一下罢了 1193 01:25:15,276 --> 01:25:16,653 ‪我都尴尬了 1194 01:25:16,736 --> 01:25:17,612 ‪不是 那个 1195 01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:20,073 ‪我必须戴着它 1196 01:25:20,573 --> 01:25:22,033 ‪它就像我的护身符 1197 01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:25,954 ‪郑代理原来这么迷信啊 1198 01:25:27,038 --> 01:25:28,581 ‪听着怪有人情味的 1199 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:30,458 ‪崔代理 就理解一下他吧 1200 01:25:34,879 --> 01:25:35,713 ‪前辈 1201 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:37,757 ‪您有什么烦恼吗? 1202 01:25:37,841 --> 01:25:38,675 ‪什么? 1203 01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:40,677 ‪没什么 1204 01:25:45,265 --> 01:25:46,850 ‪-昨晚我喝多了 ‪-酒量不如从前了 1205 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:49,144 ‪-这里 胆囊疼 ‪-喝了多少啊 1206 01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:58,736 ‪怎么?你俩最近关系真变尴尬了? 1207 01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:01,197 ‪还以为你俩挺有戏 1208 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:14,794 ‪-我先走了 ‪-下周见 1209 01:26:25,638 --> 01:26:27,140 ‪您辛苦了 ‪祝您周末愉快 1210 01:26:27,223 --> 01:26:28,349 ‪-你也辛苦了 ‪-是 1211 01:26:46,117 --> 01:26:47,660 ‪-郑代理 ‪-是 1212 01:26:49,287 --> 01:26:50,163 ‪您辛苦了 1213 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:09,390 ‪(明天按原计划做最后一次游戏吧) 1214 01:27:50,223 --> 01:27:52,850 ‪捆绑带是SM的点睛之笔 1215 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:55,687 ‪从绑带的质量 到拉紧的力度和强度 1216 01:27:55,770 --> 01:27:59,107 ‪再到打结方式 ‪诸多考虑因素 所以难度较高 1217 01:28:00,316 --> 01:28:03,945 ‪被绳子捆绑的人 ‪在血液不通的酥麻状态下 1218 01:28:04,028 --> 01:28:06,698 ‪感受到高度亢奋和释放感 1219 01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:10,493 ‪被束缚的瞬间即获自由感 ‪这是一种痛苦的悖论 1220 01:28:11,327 --> 01:28:14,956 ‪因其高难度 结果也难料 1221 01:28:37,603 --> 01:28:38,438 ‪你个傻子 1222 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:40,440 ‪都不问是谁就开门吗? 1223 01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:48,740 ‪夏娜 你喝醉了吗? ‪应该先电话联络啊 1224 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:50,658 ‪还不是因为你不接电话? 1225 01:28:51,492 --> 01:28:52,410 ‪今天有点… 1226 01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:56,247 ‪我和男朋友分手了 1227 01:28:58,374 --> 01:28:59,459 ‪你们又吵架了 1228 01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:04,297 ‪朋友们现在都不听我诉苦了 1229 01:29:05,256 --> 01:29:07,133 ‪但我可以对你诉苦 对吧? 1230 01:29:08,301 --> 01:29:10,011 ‪夏娜 我可以做你的倾听者 1231 01:29:10,803 --> 01:29:11,763 ‪但现在不行 1232 01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:13,973 ‪因为 1233 01:29:14,974 --> 01:29:16,601 ‪你有欠我的 1234 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:19,437 ‪那笔债 1235 01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:21,814 ‪你一辈子都还不完的 1236 01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:26,944 ‪你表现得也太明显了 1237 01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:31,574 ‪好吧 1238 01:29:32,075 --> 01:29:33,868 ‪都是我的错 但今天… 1239 01:29:33,951 --> 01:29:35,495 ‪你真的表现得太明显了! 1240 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:37,622 ‪你不能这样对我 1241 01:29:37,705 --> 01:29:41,209 ‪你没资格表现出厌恶我的样子 ‪我无法容忍 1242 01:29:42,043 --> 01:29:45,046 ‪你这么没事一样过得挺好 ‪这让我看着恼火 1243 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:49,008 ‪我能过得没事一样吗? 1244 01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:52,929 ‪我害怕恋爱 害怕做任何事 ‪都是因为你啊 1245 01:29:53,012 --> 01:29:54,222 ‪我不也一样? 1246 01:29:54,764 --> 01:29:56,682 ‪我也因为你而害怕恋爱 1247 01:29:57,308 --> 01:29:58,226 ‪你 1248 01:29:58,309 --> 01:30:00,269 ‪你知道那对我造成了多大的伤害吗? 1249 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,897 ‪夏娜 你也伤害了我 1250 01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:05,900 ‪你不会明白 1251 01:30:05,983 --> 01:30:07,110 ‪我们在一起的每一刻 1252 01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:09,570 ‪我真实的一面 ‪哪怕一小部分也没有被你认可 1253 01:30:11,697 --> 01:30:12,573 ‪这让我很受伤 1254 01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:16,244 ‪是我犯了错… 1255 01:30:18,746 --> 01:30:20,665 ‪或者我有问题 但果真如此吗? 1256 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:42,395 ‪(郑智宥) 1257 01:31:07,336 --> 01:31:08,212 ‪我会走 1258 01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:11,924 ‪但我敢打赌 1259 01:31:13,092 --> 01:31:14,510 ‪你绝对没办法真正爱任何人 1260 01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:17,096 ‪因为你什么都不愿放弃 1261 01:31:19,307 --> 01:31:21,642 ‪说到底 你只爱自己 1262 01:31:59,430 --> 01:32:00,556 ‪你碰到她了吧? 1263 01:32:01,724 --> 01:32:02,558 ‪我是说夏娜 1264 01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:05,561 ‪你们复合了吗? 1265 01:32:05,645 --> 01:32:07,021 ‪不 不是那样的 1266 01:32:08,814 --> 01:32:10,566 ‪她还是很恨我 1267 01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:16,656 ‪如果她对你没有感情 1268 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:18,950 ‪也就不会有恨意了 1269 01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:17,425 ‪疼吗? 1270 01:33:27,059 --> 01:33:27,893 ‪你说句话 1271 01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:30,896 ‪我可以为你做更多 1272 01:33:46,829 --> 01:33:48,205 ‪这是我们最后一次游戏 1273 01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:50,833 ‪不留遗憾地都做一遍吧 1274 01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:19,362 ‪智厚 停下! 1275 01:34:23,949 --> 01:34:25,660 ‪不行 我做不到 1276 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,377 ‪我不知道自己在做什么 1277 01:34:41,550 --> 01:34:42,385 ‪对不起 1278 01:34:46,555 --> 01:34:47,682 ‪你有什么对不起我的? 1279 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:25,261 ‪智宥 1280 01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:29,807 ‪知道水星为什么又小又暗吗? 1281 01:35:31,892 --> 01:35:33,769 ‪因为它跟太阳挨得太近了 1282 01:35:34,687 --> 01:35:36,147 ‪所以像黑炭一样 熏黑 1283 01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:37,606 ‪萎缩 1284 01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,402 ‪我喜欢温暖 1285 01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:44,864 ‪智宥 但我就害怕被灼伤 1286 01:35:47,783 --> 01:35:48,701 ‪智宥 1287 01:35:50,327 --> 01:35:51,746 ‪对我来说是太阳 1288 01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:55,249 ‪你是我今生第一次遇到的 1289 01:35:57,126 --> 01:35:58,377 ‪独一无二的人 1290 01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,551 ‪最后一次游戏就到此为止吧 1291 01:37:11,450 --> 01:37:13,160 ‪今天又少一个人吃饭 1292 01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,829 ‪没想到智宥都有请病假的一天 1293 01:37:14,912 --> 01:37:16,163 ‪原来她也是人啊 1294 01:37:16,789 --> 01:37:18,499 ‪我有时以为她是机器人呢 1295 01:37:19,625 --> 01:37:20,459 ‪组长 1296 01:37:21,293 --> 01:37:22,503 ‪小翰 谢谢 1297 01:37:22,586 --> 01:37:23,963 ‪-放到我桌上 ‪-好的 1298 01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:32,930 ‪郑代理 1299 01:37:33,722 --> 01:37:34,640 ‪您今天不戴吗? 1300 01:37:36,225 --> 01:37:38,727 ‪那副眼镜 您说是非常珍贵的护身符 1301 01:37:39,937 --> 01:37:41,146 ‪我很羡慕您 1302 01:37:41,230 --> 01:37:42,606 ‪有那么珍贵的东西 1303 01:37:55,661 --> 01:37:57,788 ‪怎么还煮了粥?真不嫌麻烦 1304 01:38:00,082 --> 01:38:01,417 ‪买来的 1305 01:38:03,043 --> 01:38:04,420 ‪买得好 很好吃 1306 01:38:06,046 --> 01:38:07,298 ‪多吃点 再睡一觉 1307 01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:16,682 ‪又怎么了? 1308 01:38:16,765 --> 01:38:18,142 ‪我可什么都没说 1309 01:38:18,225 --> 01:38:19,810 ‪你都写在眼里了 1310 01:38:22,229 --> 01:38:25,024 ‪感情是勉强不来的 1311 01:38:26,734 --> 01:38:28,152 ‪不要太伤心 1312 01:38:45,336 --> 01:38:46,170 ‪哎哟! 1313 01:38:51,425 --> 01:38:54,011 ‪我好像把智宥的生活搅乱了 1314 01:38:55,512 --> 01:38:56,597 ‪她是个正常人 1315 01:38:57,431 --> 01:38:58,724 ‪我不该提出那种请求 1316 01:38:59,308 --> 01:39:01,101 ‪你太把自己当回事了 1317 01:39:02,102 --> 01:39:03,979 ‪这是智宥自己的选择 1318 01:39:06,565 --> 01:39:08,484 ‪你知道她有多瞻前顾后吗? 1319 01:39:10,569 --> 01:39:12,571 ‪怕自己滥用权力 1320 01:39:12,655 --> 01:39:16,033 ‪连私下约你喝一杯都不敢提 1321 01:39:17,409 --> 01:39:18,994 ‪没办法 她太死脑筋了 1322 01:39:20,746 --> 01:39:22,122 ‪她从一开始就很潇洒 1323 01:39:23,999 --> 01:39:25,668 ‪这一面让我心动 1324 01:39:29,088 --> 01:39:32,007 ‪作为特殊性取向者的心动 ‪还是作为男人的心动? 1325 01:39:32,508 --> 01:39:34,760 ‪我一开始分得清楚 1326 01:39:35,386 --> 01:39:36,220 ‪但是 1327 01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:38,263 ‪现在我分不清了 1328 01:39:39,515 --> 01:39:40,766 ‪我很可悲吧? 1329 01:39:44,478 --> 01:39:45,354 ‪真是的 1330 01:39:46,772 --> 01:39:47,856 ‪我这里一团乱麻 1331 01:39:49,191 --> 01:39:50,901 ‪但你也挺没救的 1332 01:39:51,443 --> 01:39:54,655 ‪你每天自责有让事情好起来吗? 1333 01:39:55,406 --> 01:39:56,824 ‪有这时间 1334 01:39:58,033 --> 01:40:00,411 ‪还不如为自己的感情负起责任 1335 01:40:21,098 --> 01:40:22,683 ‪(前辈当心 ‪世上怪人多得是) 1336 01:40:28,522 --> 01:40:29,356 ‪糟了 1337 01:40:34,319 --> 01:40:36,321 ‪前辈当心 1338 01:40:37,156 --> 01:40:39,700 ‪世上怪人多得是 1339 01:40:41,285 --> 01:40:42,745 ‪(无标题01) 1340 01:40:42,828 --> 01:40:43,662 ‪坐下 1341 01:40:45,539 --> 01:40:46,832 ‪松开皮带 1342 01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:53,756 ‪它比我想象的重了些 1343 01:40:53,839 --> 01:40:54,882 ‪什么? 1344 01:40:54,965 --> 01:40:56,633 ‪请您真的动手吧 1345 01:40:59,178 --> 01:41:02,473 ‪(邮件收件人) 1346 01:41:07,853 --> 01:41:12,858 ‪装出一副一丝不苟 有本事 ‪聪明绝顶的样子 1347 01:41:12,941 --> 01:41:13,901 ‪这是怎么一回事? 1348 01:41:14,401 --> 01:41:15,402 ‪现在闹哪样? 1349 01:41:16,028 --> 01:41:17,071 ‪不答话吗? 1350 01:41:17,154 --> 01:41:18,989 ‪李翰这兔崽子故意不上班吧? 1351 01:41:19,073 --> 01:41:19,907 ‪他要离职吗? 1352 01:41:20,532 --> 01:41:22,242 ‪还有郑代理怎么还不来? 1353 01:41:22,326 --> 01:41:23,160 ‪他来了 1354 01:41:24,703 --> 01:41:25,537 ‪气氛怎么这样? 1355 01:41:26,038 --> 01:41:27,081 ‪-去下会议室吧 ‪-是 1356 01:41:27,164 --> 01:41:28,957 ‪还没有确认 好的 1357 01:41:29,500 --> 01:41:31,794 ‪大家不断在匿名板上发帖 1358 01:41:31,877 --> 01:41:33,087 ‪内部公告发了吗? 1359 01:41:33,170 --> 01:41:35,255 ‪快发公告 就说 ‪散布到外面会受到严厉惩罚 1360 01:41:35,339 --> 01:41:36,632 ‪-是 知道了 ‪-是 知道了 1361 01:41:36,715 --> 01:41:39,176 ‪公关组真是丢脸到家了 1362 01:41:42,262 --> 01:41:43,180 ‪快进来 1363 01:41:43,263 --> 01:41:45,224 ‪(知道当事人是谁了 ‪人不可貌相啊) 1364 01:41:45,307 --> 01:41:48,644 ‪(年轻人做什么都是自由 ‪但是在茶水间做这种行为就过分了) 1365 01:41:49,269 --> 01:41:52,022 ‪哇 郑智宥那女的该没脸上班了吧? 1366 01:41:52,106 --> 01:41:54,274 ‪所以是男方变态 还是女方变态呢? 1367 01:41:54,358 --> 01:41:56,235 ‪哎呀 夫唱妇随呗 1368 01:42:00,489 --> 01:42:03,367 ‪怎么会喜欢被打呢? ‪挨打真会兴奋? 1369 01:42:03,450 --> 01:42:05,285 ‪你想知道?我来打你? 1370 01:42:05,369 --> 01:42:07,788 ‪闭嘴吧 小心被皮带抽 1371 01:42:09,206 --> 01:42:12,292 ‪(你也狠狠打我吧 不是玩笑话哦) 1372 01:42:17,756 --> 01:42:19,550 ‪(郑智厚代理) 1373 01:42:26,056 --> 01:42:29,476 ‪您拨打的电话无人接听 1374 01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:31,562 ‪请稍后再拨 1375 01:42:38,569 --> 01:42:42,114 ‪我是智宥的同事 她一直不接电话 1376 01:42:43,448 --> 01:42:44,950 ‪只是同事吗? 1377 01:42:45,534 --> 01:42:46,493 ‪什么? 1378 01:42:46,577 --> 01:42:47,411 ‪如果只是同事 1379 01:42:48,203 --> 01:42:49,204 ‪她会接你电话吧? 1380 01:43:05,512 --> 01:43:06,763 ‪要不是因为我 1381 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:11,476 ‪主人现在不会承受这样的痛苦和羞辱 1382 01:43:13,562 --> 01:43:14,605 ‪都是我的错 1383 01:43:17,065 --> 01:43:18,358 ‪但自责归自责 1384 01:43:20,527 --> 01:43:23,572 ‪一想到我不为人知的一面被公诸于众 1385 01:43:24,072 --> 01:43:25,532 ‪我就想躲起来 1386 01:43:26,950 --> 01:43:28,160 ‪是不是很可悲? 1387 01:43:39,796 --> 01:43:40,631 ‪智宥 1388 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,460 ‪人事惩戒会现在开始 1389 01:44:21,755 --> 01:44:23,006 ‪坐下 1390 01:44:24,675 --> 01:44:25,509 ‪松开皮带 1391 01:44:29,263 --> 01:44:30,138 ‪脱掉 1392 01:44:32,349 --> 01:44:34,351 ‪它比我想象的重了些 1393 01:44:35,769 --> 01:44:36,937 ‪请您真的动手吧 1394 01:44:37,980 --> 01:44:38,814 ‪停下吧 1395 01:44:41,775 --> 01:44:42,651 ‪你们两个 1396 01:44:44,444 --> 01:44:45,696 ‪到底是什么关系? 1397 01:44:46,905 --> 01:44:50,325 ‪什么关系才会在公司 ‪解皮带 脱衣服 打人? 1398 01:44:50,409 --> 01:44:53,829 ‪问题在于我们违反了工作场合的规章 1399 01:44:53,912 --> 01:44:55,622 ‪不在于个人私生活吧? 1400 01:44:55,706 --> 01:44:58,667 ‪必须彻查所谓私生活 1401 01:44:58,750 --> 01:45:01,169 ‪才能知道到底违反到哪个程度吧? 1402 01:45:02,087 --> 01:45:03,505 ‪我们是普通公司吗? 1403 01:45:04,089 --> 01:45:06,550 ‪如果这件事被发到家长论坛怎么办? 1404 01:45:08,468 --> 01:45:10,137 ‪话说 郑智宥 1405 01:45:11,221 --> 01:45:12,723 ‪看来你白天温顺 晚上凶悍啊 1406 01:45:16,476 --> 01:45:17,561 ‪很有意思吧? 1407 01:45:18,979 --> 01:45:20,439 ‪你俩就说实话吧 1408 01:45:20,522 --> 01:45:22,774 ‪事情闹大了 我们也不好办 1409 01:45:23,317 --> 01:45:25,986 ‪“年轻人谈恋爱玩得过火了一点” 1410 01:45:26,069 --> 01:45:27,446 ‪呈递的报告只会写到这程度 1411 01:45:27,529 --> 01:45:30,574 ‪没错 借此机会 ‪你俩发展健康恋爱关系嘛 1412 01:45:31,158 --> 01:45:32,576 ‪郑代理 普通恋爱你不好口? 1413 01:45:33,952 --> 01:45:35,996 ‪真要交往反倒成负担吧? 1414 01:45:36,079 --> 01:45:38,582 ‪人家两人之前可能只是玩玩的 1415 01:45:38,665 --> 01:45:39,791 ‪说得也是 1416 01:45:42,210 --> 01:45:46,381 ‪被女人命令脱衣服 解皮带 ‪这种事一两次还挺刺激的 1417 01:45:46,465 --> 01:45:48,633 ‪交往中老这样的话 男人的脸面… 1418 01:45:48,717 --> 01:45:50,093 ‪您不知道现在这番言论 1419 01:45:50,677 --> 01:45:52,637 ‪以后可能引起问题吧? 1420 01:45:52,721 --> 01:45:54,931 ‪哟 正如传闻 你果真伶牙俐齿 1421 01:45:56,350 --> 01:46:00,228 ‪话说你们没在茶水间做别的事吧? 1422 01:46:00,312 --> 01:46:02,397 ‪没错 你们到底做没做那个? 1423 01:46:03,732 --> 01:46:06,276 ‪您确定不后悔说出这番话? 1424 01:46:07,235 --> 01:46:08,695 ‪-我… ‪-别说了 1425 01:46:10,947 --> 01:46:12,240 ‪是我那天一直让智宥骂我 1426 01:46:12,324 --> 01:46:13,658 ‪智宥没有任何错 1427 01:46:13,742 --> 01:46:16,995 ‪是否有错是由我们判断的 1428 01:46:18,747 --> 01:46:22,000 ‪总之这一切 ‪都因你的特殊癖好而起对吗? 1429 01:46:22,709 --> 01:46:26,505 ‪是的 我就是 ‪那种喜欢被命令被践踏的人 1430 01:46:27,089 --> 01:46:28,507 ‪这一切都是因我而起 1431 01:46:28,590 --> 01:46:29,591 ‪所以请停止讨论吧 1432 01:46:29,674 --> 01:46:30,592 ‪郑代理 咚咚 1433 01:46:31,301 --> 01:46:32,677 ‪我今天不听你的命令 1434 01:46:32,761 --> 01:46:33,595 ‪她说什么? 1435 01:46:34,304 --> 01:46:35,138 ‪她说“咚咚” 1436 01:46:35,222 --> 01:46:36,556 ‪什么?那是暗号吗? 1437 01:46:37,682 --> 01:46:38,517 ‪不管那些 1438 01:46:39,476 --> 01:46:40,852 ‪我来总结一下 1439 01:46:40,936 --> 01:46:43,313 ‪郑代理对智宥没有特别的感情 1440 01:46:43,397 --> 01:46:45,482 ‪只是喜欢被她践踏 对吧? 1441 01:46:46,358 --> 01:46:48,318 ‪那智宥是喜欢郑代理呢? 1442 01:46:48,402 --> 01:46:49,820 ‪还是只是喜欢打人呢? 1443 01:46:49,903 --> 01:46:51,113 ‪我们把这个弄清楚 1444 01:46:52,531 --> 01:46:53,907 ‪不是的 1445 01:46:53,990 --> 01:46:54,825 ‪我… 1446 01:46:57,452 --> 01:46:58,286 ‪喜欢智宥 1447 01:47:00,872 --> 01:47:02,707 ‪郑代理 你要这么说的话… 1448 01:47:02,791 --> 01:47:05,127 ‪我喜欢她 对她有感情 ‪我想跟她谈恋爱 1449 01:47:06,002 --> 01:47:08,046 ‪所以不想听到你们这样说我们 1450 01:47:08,630 --> 01:47:10,006 ‪原来你喜欢她啊 1451 01:47:10,090 --> 01:47:12,634 ‪但你们还是要受惩戒 知道了吗? 1452 01:47:12,717 --> 01:47:14,428 ‪不管被处罚 还是被开掉 1453 01:47:15,095 --> 01:47:16,221 ‪我都要说这番话 1454 01:47:17,305 --> 01:47:19,015 ‪正如我说过的 我是个怪人 1455 01:47:19,099 --> 01:47:20,559 ‪所以引发了这场风波 1456 01:47:21,893 --> 01:47:23,019 ‪但智宥不是怪人 1457 01:47:24,729 --> 01:47:26,106 ‪说穿了 今天在这个房间里 1458 01:47:26,189 --> 01:47:27,816 ‪除了智宥 其他人都像疯子 1459 01:47:29,401 --> 01:47:30,902 ‪智宥只不过是接受了我的请求 1460 01:47:30,986 --> 01:47:32,237 ‪尽力而为罢了 1461 01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:34,114 ‪她是个有能力且很酷的女人 1462 01:47:34,197 --> 01:47:35,532 ‪所以我才为她着迷 1463 01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:38,410 ‪我爱慕她有错吗? 1464 01:47:39,369 --> 01:47:40,370 ‪这违反了公司规章? 1465 01:47:42,706 --> 01:47:45,000 ‪你们面对面随意触犯界限 1466 01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:46,460 ‪无礼地逼问我们 1467 01:47:49,796 --> 01:47:51,214 ‪真应该感到羞耻! 1468 01:47:56,178 --> 01:47:57,179 ‪智宥 1469 01:47:59,014 --> 01:48:01,725 ‪我知道这话说的不是时候 1470 01:48:04,436 --> 01:48:05,312 ‪但我喜欢你 1471 01:48:06,354 --> 01:48:07,939 ‪什么合同、惩戒都不管 1472 01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:09,483 ‪不管是作为你的同事 1473 01:48:10,692 --> 01:48:12,986 ‪作为一个人 或作为男人 ‪我都尊敬和喜欢你 1474 01:48:16,698 --> 01:48:19,284 ‪我对你的喜欢应该会超出你的想象 1475 01:48:24,039 --> 01:48:24,956 ‪我喜欢你 1476 01:48:34,549 --> 01:48:35,884 ‪总之这是伤风败俗! 1477 01:48:37,636 --> 01:48:38,470 ‪是 1478 01:48:38,553 --> 01:48:40,722 ‪再怎么说我们都伤风败俗了 1479 01:48:41,306 --> 01:48:43,517 ‪以后我们只会在公司外面伤风败俗 1480 01:48:44,559 --> 01:48:45,810 ‪没其他疑问了吧? 1481 01:48:47,020 --> 01:48:48,230 ‪也希望各位以后不后悔 1482 01:48:58,782 --> 01:49:00,575 ‪你不需要做到那种程度的 1483 01:49:03,912 --> 01:49:06,039 ‪高冷的时候很酷 ‪笑着的时候很美 1484 01:49:06,122 --> 01:49:07,707 ‪智宥 你真的很完美 1485 01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:10,335 ‪我不笑就不美吗? 1486 01:49:10,877 --> 01:49:13,547 ‪你傻啊?怎么可能不美? 1487 01:49:14,339 --> 01:49:15,590 ‪笨死了 1488 01:49:17,968 --> 01:49:21,137 ‪合同到期后 ‪你的语气就完全不恭顺了 1489 01:49:21,972 --> 01:49:23,181 ‪是不是该续个约? 1490 01:49:26,393 --> 01:49:27,602 ‪让你为难的事 1491 01:49:28,562 --> 01:49:29,396 ‪不必继续做下去 1492 01:49:31,273 --> 01:49:32,774 ‪你又来了 1493 01:49:33,692 --> 01:49:35,652 ‪不要武断猜测 1494 01:49:36,194 --> 01:49:38,572 ‪我本来就很有挑战精神 1495 01:49:39,781 --> 01:49:42,033 ‪之前也挺享受其中的 1496 01:49:44,494 --> 01:49:45,662 ‪两种关系兼顾吧 1497 01:49:46,329 --> 01:49:47,163 ‪恋爱DS 1498 01:49:47,247 --> 01:49:49,708 ‪-真的吗? ‪-我们重新签合同 1499 01:49:50,208 --> 01:49:51,918 ‪彻底一点 不把你灼伤 1500 01:49:52,002 --> 01:49:52,877 ‪哇 1501 01:49:52,961 --> 01:49:54,462 ‪今天被公司炒掉也值了 1502 01:49:54,546 --> 01:49:56,840 ‪炒不炒掉还不一定呢 1503 01:49:58,133 --> 01:49:59,134 ‪什么? 1504 01:50:00,802 --> 01:50:03,346 ‪(匿名) 1505 01:50:03,430 --> 01:50:05,932 ‪黄组长 我们什么时候去旅行? 1506 01:50:06,516 --> 01:50:09,185 ‪别叫我组长 1507 01:50:09,269 --> 01:50:10,562 ‪我老婆最近起了疑心 1508 01:50:11,062 --> 01:50:14,691 ‪宝贝 要不要跟哥哥一起出差 ‪去吃青花鱼生鱼片? 1509 01:50:16,192 --> 01:50:18,361 ‪这疯子 该死的奸细 1510 01:50:19,863 --> 01:50:22,907 ‪组长 我会为你叫上最正点的妞 1511 01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:25,577 ‪喂 那是什么? 1512 01:50:25,660 --> 01:50:28,038 ‪-不是 这是在群聊里 ‪-群聊这个? 1513 01:50:29,039 --> 01:50:30,957 ‪李翰 智宥前辈找你 1514 01:50:31,541 --> 01:50:32,375 ‪好的 1515 01:50:33,043 --> 01:50:36,171 ‪那天被录下来的好像不止我们 1516 01:50:39,716 --> 01:50:41,009 ‪请您真的动手吧 1517 01:50:41,509 --> 01:50:43,136 ‪不行 你跟我出来 1518 01:50:45,013 --> 01:50:47,557 ‪黄组长 我们什么时候去旅行? 1519 01:50:48,433 --> 01:50:51,186 ‪前辈 真的很抱歉给您惹麻烦了 1520 01:50:51,269 --> 01:50:52,937 ‪但我那样会捅更大的娄子 1521 01:50:53,021 --> 01:50:54,648 ‪反正你都要离职的不是吗? 1522 01:50:56,650 --> 01:50:57,484 ‪那就帮帮我吧 1523 01:50:58,652 --> 01:51:00,111 ‪停职处理吗? 1524 01:51:00,195 --> 01:51:01,821 ‪停职的话还发薪水吗? 1525 01:51:01,905 --> 01:51:03,073 ‪只有他们俩被惩戒吗? 1526 01:51:03,156 --> 01:51:04,616 ‪(郑智厚 停职六个月 调岗) 1527 01:51:04,699 --> 01:51:06,076 ‪(郑智宥 降薪三个月) 1528 01:51:06,159 --> 01:51:08,578 ‪我们组突然少了很多人 1529 01:51:08,662 --> 01:51:10,538 ‪你暂时去活动那边出外勤吧 1530 01:51:11,414 --> 01:51:12,374 ‪这是组内处分 1531 01:51:13,667 --> 01:51:14,542 ‪是 1532 01:51:16,294 --> 01:51:18,171 ‪如果外勤太辛苦 你会离职吗? 1533 01:51:19,047 --> 01:51:19,881 ‪会的 1534 01:51:21,299 --> 01:51:22,133 ‪好吧 1535 01:51:28,973 --> 01:51:32,018 ‪这世上没有完全平等的关系 1536 01:51:32,102 --> 01:51:32,936 ‪大概是没有的 1537 01:51:33,770 --> 01:51:36,314 ‪但为了平等地相爱 1538 01:51:36,398 --> 01:51:37,982 ‪我们需要努力到生命的尽头吧? 1539 01:51:40,026 --> 01:51:41,152 ‪你又要去约会了吗? 1540 01:51:42,028 --> 01:51:43,905 ‪跟你约会 把店门关了 1541 01:51:46,408 --> 01:51:48,159 ‪詹姆斯 不行 停下! 1542 01:51:48,243 --> 01:51:49,077 ‪卉美姐! 1543 01:51:49,661 --> 01:51:51,204 ‪叫我老板 听到没? 1544 01:51:53,331 --> 01:51:55,750 ‪无论支配者还是臣服者 ‪施虐者还是受虐者 1545 01:51:55,834 --> 01:52:01,047 ‪我们都在努力寻找 ‪那个能接受我们假面下真实自我的人 1546 01:52:02,966 --> 01:52:06,636 ‪不放弃 继续寻找 ‪方可有一丝机会能找到的人 1547 01:52:08,179 --> 01:52:09,764 ‪只要遇到那样的人 1548 01:52:09,848 --> 01:52:13,852 ‪哪怕人生天翻地覆也在所不惜吧 1549 01:52:16,479 --> 01:52:18,565 ‪你真的想被咬吗? 1550 01:52:19,691 --> 01:52:22,318 ‪亲亲 抱抱 所有事情我都想做 1551 01:52:22,986 --> 01:52:25,697 ‪我想将进度条放慢 1552 01:52:25,780 --> 01:52:27,407 ‪分阶段 一步步地发展 1553 01:52:29,534 --> 01:52:32,912 ‪那按照你的标准 ‪现在是进度条的第一阶段吗? 1554 01:52:34,247 --> 01:52:35,081 ‪是的 1555 01:52:51,097 --> 01:52:51,931 ‪智宥 1556 01:52:53,224 --> 01:52:54,976 ‪我们决定进行恋爱DS了 1557 01:52:55,477 --> 01:52:57,729 ‪潘潘 不知为何 ‪我想把这个消息告诉你 1558 01:52:58,605 --> 01:52:59,564 ‪谢谢你 1559 01:53:01,983 --> 01:53:04,194 ‪恭喜你遇到那样的人 1560 01:53:04,903 --> 01:53:07,906 ‪祝你的DS和恋爱都顺顺利利 1561 01:53:27,258 --> 01:53:30,011 ‪虽然平时大部分时候都可爱 1562 01:53:30,094 --> 01:53:33,473 ‪但这样被绑起来的时候尤其可爱 1563 01:53:33,556 --> 01:53:35,225 ‪那请您继续这样绑着我吧 1564 01:53:36,726 --> 01:53:38,186 ‪得看你表现 1565 01:53:39,771 --> 01:53:43,024 ‪至少今天 ‪等我满意了才给你松绑 1566 01:53:53,159 --> 01:53:55,995 ‪哟 想走捷径啊? 1567 01:54:01,334 --> 01:54:03,169 ‪主人 我爱你 1568 01:56:59,178 --> 01:57:02,348 ‪(翻译:雷惠超 ‪校对:Rita Huang)