1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,309 ‪NETFLIX 出品 4 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,780 {\an8}‪世上沒有完全平等的關係 5 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:34,200 {\an8}‪無論有意無意,兩個人相遇後 6 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,244 {\an8}‪權力總會傾向某一方 7 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,413 {\an8}‪或許我們心中 8 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:40,582 {\an8}‪都存在渴望支配某人 9 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:44,669 {\an8}‪或臣服於某人的天性也說不定 10 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,299 {\an8}‪而你的潛意識裡 11 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:54,012 ‪是否也藏著無法向他人啟齒的天性? 12 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,527 ‪-鄭智厚 ‪-是! 13 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,240 ‪哇,你調職第一天 ‪就第一個進辦公室? 14 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,741 ‪您好 15 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,121 ‪不是妳,我在跟智厚說話 16 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,416 ‪妳好 17 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,962 ‪雖然楊代理已離職 18 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:11,381 ‪不過業務組著名的暖男 19 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,133 ‪鄭智厚代理將加入我們公關組 20 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,801 ‪請各位多多指教! 21 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,136 ‪來,大家鼓掌! 22 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,306 ‪不過 23 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,100 ‪鄭智厚、鄭智宥 24 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,476 ‪兩位名字只差一個音 25 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,229 ‪連姓氏也一樣,很容易搞混耶 26 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,524 ‪拜託,他們職等完全不一樣 ‪怎麼可能會搞混? 27 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,860 ‪別說這個了,等下去聚餐吧 28 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:35,697 ‪你們比較喜歡烤羊肉,還是烤羊肉? 29 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,198 ‪我選烤羊肉 30 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,868 ‪組長,雖然我也贊成吃烤羊肉 31 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,411 ‪但是公費額度已經超標了 32 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,498 ‪還有您上次提出的網紅合作案 33 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,001 ‪還沒決定該如何進行 34 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,086 ‪不對,鄭智宥 35 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,921 ‪不是還沒定案 36 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,215 ‪是妳討厭那位網紅 ‪才拖到現在吧? 37 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,051 ‪妳知道他有多少追蹤者嗎? 38 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,720 ‪我認為教育類影片 39 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,723 ‪邀請反同者合作,實在不恰當 40 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:06,603 ‪他不是反對同性戀 ‪只是覺得不舒服而已吧? 41 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,104 ‪組長 42 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,982 ‪如果是會引起爭議的對象 43 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,775 ‪是否應該再考慮一下? 44 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:17,197 ‪畢竟您的決定 ‪會直接影響我們頻道的形象 45 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,616 ‪智宥,妳該多向他學習 46 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,660 ‪別老是重提討論完畢的事 47 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,121 ‪要是妳打算降低整體會議效率的話 48 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,875 ‪至少要笑著開口 ‪像他這樣笑咪咪的多好? 49 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,212 ‪女生可不是只有對男友才需要撒嬌 50 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,089 ‪組長 51 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,508 ‪您剛剛說撒嬌嗎? 52 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,513 ‪我的意思是,公關組很重視團隊合作 53 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,642 ‪希望大家能溫柔地共事 54 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,395 ‪這裡女生好多,溝通起來真是困難 55 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,313 ‪受不了 56 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,358 ‪大家的反應真讓人意外 57 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,276 ‪若是發生在業務組,後果可不堪設想 58 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,486 ‪這有什麼大不了? 59 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,988 ‪組長,您不知道嗎? 60 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,075 ‪這樣的發言已經構成性騷擾了 61 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,371 ‪過關! 62 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,040 ‪我剛才在測試鄭代理的性別敏感度 63 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,541 ‪他及格了 64 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:11,876 ‪既然如此 65 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,170 ‪這樣吧 66 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:19,259 ‪鄭代理就跟最機靈的鄭智宥小姐一起 67 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,970 ‪擬一份可邀請的網紅名單給我 68 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,138 ‪我太期待了 69 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,024 ‪謝謝妳的飲料 70 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,902 ‪過陣子,我們再幫你 ‪辦一次歡送會吧? 71 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,280 ‪-我來請客 ‪-那邊簡直是粉絲見面會 72 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:44,534 ‪知道自己很受歡迎的表情 73 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,702 ‪原來是那樣? 74 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,788 ‪妳對那種男人也沒興趣吧? 75 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,999 ‪-有一點 ‪-什麼? 76 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,543 ‪-我有點興趣 ‪-真的? 77 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,299 ‪他幹嘛看我? 78 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,217 ‪真的假的? 79 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,302 ‪妳是認真的? 80 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,015 ‪人氣男,你好啊 81 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,517 ‪沒有啦,她們只是業務組的同事 82 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,603 ‪對了,智宥 83 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:14,147 ‪什麼? 84 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:17,608 ‪幸虧有妳,才能避免合作案出事 85 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:22,155 ‪我也認為公關團隊 ‪對社會議題更要保持敏感 86 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:23,865 ‪謝謝 87 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,450 ‪以後也請妳多幫忙 88 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,827 ‪等一下會議室見 89 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,917 ‪妳不是對他有興趣?怎麼面無表情? 90 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,712 ‪我又沒有打算要行動 91 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:38,671 ‪行動? 92 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,173 ‪什麼行動? 93 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,759 ‪妳想對他做什麼? 94 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,969 ‪不是妳想的那樣 95 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:46,637 ‪親愛的 96 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,557 ‪妳想談戀愛,就要換個眼神 97 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:50,933 ‪表情要開朗一點 98 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:58,816 ‪換季時,半夜睡不著,全身不舒服… 99 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,193 ‪他衝著妳笑嗎? 100 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,321 ‪妳千萬不能失去主導權 101 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,784 ‪還有,妳也絕對不能先表白 102 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,244 ‪女方只要主動,他馬上就會失去興趣 103 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,705 ‪媽,我只說他長得滿帥 104 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,165 ‪這一句話而已耶 105 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:16,667 ‪喂,帥哥很稀有,好嗎? 106 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,378 ‪職場上沒幾個 107 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,296 ‪那倒是 108 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,216 ‪不過,為什麼女生不可以先表白? 109 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,219 ‪現在又不是1920年 110 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:30,223 ‪這種觀念就算到2220年也不會改變 111 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,642 ‪男人都有狩獵天性 112 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:36,354 ‪他們喜歡自己追求 ‪再一把捉住獵物,來滿足支配慾 113 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,189 ‪什麼獵物?我又不是兔子 114 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:39,315 ‪真受不了 115 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,151 ‪-而且女人也會打獵啊! ‪-又是這個表情! 116 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,904 ‪我還寧願妳去打獵 117 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:49,158 ‪人生這麼無趣,找點事情做吧 118 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:53,955 ‪-謝謝 ‪-不客氣 119 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,873 ‪不可能沒有啊 120 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,459 ‪我收到簡訊通知,昨天晚上就到了 121 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,878 ‪真的沒有業務組的包裹 122 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,630 ‪警衛先生,我被調到公關組了 123 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,507 ‪-公關組? ‪-對 124 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,760 ‪難不成那個是你的包裹? 125 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,053 ‪我剛剛已經轉交了 126 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,097 ‪什麼?交給誰? 127 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,196 ‪對不起! 128 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,262 ‪拜託 129 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,388 ‪(美狐) 130 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,392 ‪智宥,等一下! 131 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:14,911 ‪妳看! 132 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,204 ‪這是買給我家狗的項圈 133 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,206 ‪妳有聽說現在規定要繫狗繩吧? 134 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,167 ‪抱歉,我以為是我的包裹 135 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:25,046 ‪畢竟我們名字很像 ‪發生這種事情在所難免,對吧? 136 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:25,963 ‪哎呀,拿反了 137 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,632 ‪美狐是狗的名字嗎? 138 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:30,968 ‪對,沒錯 139 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,054 ‪美狐,很好聽的名字吧? 140 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:34,472 ‪牠是女生 141 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,851 ‪-貴賓狗,今年三歲 ‪-這樣啊… 142 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:43,272 ‪那個對貴賓狗來說,好像太大了? 143 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:49,779 ‪妳沒見過我的狗吧?牠塊頭很大 144 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,489 ‪脖子這麼粗 145 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,282 ‪好喔… 146 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,537 ‪-麻煩也把牽繩給我 ‪-好 147 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,125 ‪那我幫你丟掉箱子 148 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:04,877 ‪我來丟吧! 149 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,477 {\an8}‪(全國最大規模SM成人用品店) 150 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,480 {\an8}‪(回購享15%折扣) 151 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,818 ‪紙張也需要回收 152 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,361 ‪所以我來處理 153 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,238 ‪為什麼要丟折價卷? 154 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:37,702 ‪妳的視力… 155 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,580 ‪很好耶 156 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,795 ‪-我們開動吧 ‪-請慢用 157 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,637 ‪你說什麼?有變態出沒? 158 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,724 ‪-變態? ‪-他是變態嗎? 159 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,435 ‪鄭代理,你還好嗎? 160 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,147 ‪我們要擊退變態,守護校園! 161 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,940 ‪咚咚咚,變身! 162 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,442 ‪我沒事 163 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,486 ‪…讓我看看他躲到哪裡去了! 164 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,410 ‪好險還沒傳到其他人耳中 165 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,455 ‪那位女同事的態度也和之前一樣 166 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,374 ‪這種情況算樂觀嗎? 167 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,127 ‪請不要太快鬆懈 168 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,129 ‪我的前同事就是這樣被發現 169 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:33,049 ‪最後謠言四起,甚至被迫離職 170 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,552 ‪該不會那位同事也是圈內人? 171 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,471 ‪論壇上有過不少先例 172 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:41,182 ‪社會上認識的人 ‪變熟之後才發現也有特殊傾向 173 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,851 ‪有經驗的人也比想像中還多 174 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:46,145 ‪就像旁人也猜不到我們的私生活 175 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,480 ‪智宥也是嗎? 176 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,571 {\an8}‪話雖如此,坦承仍舊非常危險 177 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,615 {\an8}‪請盡量避免,且務必格外謹慎 178 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,212 ‪(發現你的極樂,快樂實驗室) 179 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,700 ‪既然都被妳發現了 180 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,851 ‪抱歉,我連穿高領上衣都覺得不舒服 181 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,647 ‪鄭智宥,妳在幹嘛? 182 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,650 ‪怎麼光站在那裡看?進去逛逛啊 183 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,903 ‪妳要走啦?要我買一套給妳嗎? 184 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,864 ‪-不用 ‪-媽媽買給妳啦 185 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,575 ‪-午餐要吃什麼? ‪-顏色好像不太適合 186 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,578 ‪-至少要接近這種顏色 ‪-這個好像太淡了? 187 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:26,662 ‪不好意思 188 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,664 ‪今天智宥不進公司嗎? 189 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,624 ‪她被派去勘查會場狀況 190 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,043 ‪組長把事情都推到她身上 191 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,546 ‪如果智宥的個性能更圓滑就好了 192 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:36,505 ‪就是說啊 193 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,091 ‪李翰,咚咚跟托托都拿過去了嗎? 194 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,428 ‪對,我把托托拿過去了,至於咚咚… 195 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,474 ‪-咚咚在哪裡呢? ‪-它會跑去哪呢? 196 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,100 ‪咚咚! 197 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,604 ‪我是不是讓實習生太累了? 198 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:52,813 ‪我去拿吧 199 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,774 ‪-不,讓我去… ‪-你先忙 200 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:56,484 ‪謝謝您 201 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,697 ‪智宥妳好,週末過得愉快嗎? 202 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,826 ‪-我還沒能向妳道謝和道歉 ‪-是,課長 203 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,997 ‪我確認完會場狀況 ‪現在回來檢查活動用品 204 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,091 ‪天啊 205 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:23,886 ‪你是誰? 206 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,431 ‪為什麼戴著頭套? 207 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,817 ‪咚咚咚,我是咚咚! 208 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:39,985 ‪鄭代理? 209 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,948 ‪-不,我不是! ‪-請等一下 210 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:45,950 ‪鄭代理! 211 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,702 ‪-你還好嗎? ‪-我沒事 212 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,913 ‪怎麼可能沒事? 213 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:57,837 ‪哇… 214 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,096 ‪你傻呼呼地在幹嘛? 215 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:13,561 ‪對不起 216 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:16,856 ‪先別動 217 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,357 ‪頭會暈嗎? 218 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,944 ‪咚咚軟軟的,所以沒關係 219 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,698 ‪但你撞到頭了,要去醫院檢查 220 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,451 ‪我們現在就去! 221 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,494 ‪我真的沒事啦 222 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,678 ‪對不起,我占用了妳寶貴的週末 223 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,179 ‪這是什麼意思? 224 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,807 ‪(我還沒能向妳道謝和道歉) 225 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:53,893 ‪那個… 226 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:59,899 ‪我想謝謝妳,明明看了我的包裹 ‪卻沒有告訴其他同事 227 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,235 ‪那是應該的,我幹嘛跟別人說? 228 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,407 ‪真的很感謝妳,今天也是 229 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,910 ‪-我很抱歉 ‪-坐下吧 230 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,745 ‪好 231 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,292 ‪其實我也想道歉 232 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:19,752 ‪什麼? 233 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,295 ‪剛剛是不是嚇到你了? 234 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,422 ‪我像在下命令一樣用吼的 235 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,759 ‪其實 236 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,178 ‪我有那種傾向 237 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,096 ‪哪種傾向? 238 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,641 ‪雖然在公司裡沒有表現出來… 239 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,684 ‪該不會那位同事也是圈內人? 240 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,103 ‪變熟後才發現也有特殊傾向 241 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,980 ‪你不需要刻意迴避我 242 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:43,567 ‪雖然外表可能看不出來 ‪但我也會在意他人的眼光 243 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,486 ‪-所以鄭代理也… ‪-智宥! 244 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,239 ‪感謝妳對我如此坦承 245 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,700 ‪我真的非常高興又感恩 246 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,537 ‪我一直擔心會被妳當成變態 247 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,206 ‪沒想到妳也有特殊傾向 248 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,916 ‪簡直天降神蹟,對吧? 249 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,001 ‪我沒有把你當成變態 250 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,711 ‪就是說啊,那當然! 251 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,298 ‪是把我們視為變態的外界太嚴苛了 252 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,300 ‪不瞞妳說 253 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,595 ‪其實我有想過妳是不是圈內人 254 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,222 ‪如果妳也隱藏得很辛苦 255 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,808 ‪不介意的話,可以對我做也沒關係 256 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:17,977 ‪做什麼? 257 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,020 ‪不管是命令或吼叫,我都無所謂 258 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,106 ‪以後就把我當成狗來對待吧! 259 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,567 ‪在公司裡能遇見同好,也是種緣份 260 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,695 ‪從今以後,我們就坦誠相對吧! 261 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,332 ‪我剛剛說的傾向 262 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,251 ‪不是那種意思 263 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,878 ‪-什麼? ‪-因為 264 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,589 ‪很多人說我個性冷淡、外表很兇 265 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,009 ‪所以我對這種個性傾向很苦惱 266 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,636 ‪原來如此 267 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,680 ‪那麼你買的項圈 268 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,684 ‪不是為了女方,而是給自己戴的? 269 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:01,812 ‪妳聽我解釋… 270 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,692 ‪皮繩愉虐 271 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,156 {\an8}‪(綁縛、調教、施虐、受虐 ‪支配、臣服) 272 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,951 ‪在這之中,Dom和Sub ‪就是支配與臣服的意思 273 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,870 ‪皮皮坐下 274 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,747 ‪坐好 275 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,664 ‪趴下 276 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,334 ‪轉圈,好棒啊 277 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,379 ‪身為支配方的伴侶被稱為Dom 278 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,799 ‪另一方面,臣服方則被稱為Sub 279 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,386 ‪喂,她今天怎麼了? 280 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,556 ‪她不是每天都這樣笑咪咪地摸狗嗎? 281 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,059 ‪智宥姊今天一直在看手機 282 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,393 ‪是嗎? 283 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,148 ‪也常被稱為主人和奴隸 284 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,276 ‪-主人要點餐嗎? ‪-什麼?誰是主人? 285 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,404 ‪顧客至上,妳幹嘛這麼激動? 286 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,573 ‪我會幫妳打折,熟客嘛 287 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,415 ‪我完全聽不懂妳在說什麼 288 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,211 ‪麻煩像在公司報告一樣,解釋清楚 289 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,338 ‪舉例來說 290 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,134 ‪宇鶴其實非常討厭狗 291 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,261 ‪但他很喜歡狗耶 292 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,930 ‪簡直比狗還像隻狗 293 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,015 ‪其實他內心很怕狗 294 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,685 ‪但更怕聽到別人說 ‪“你是變態嗎?怎麼會討厭狗?” 295 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,897 ‪以防萬一,他才假裝跟普通人一樣 296 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,274 ‪不過這件事偶然被妳發現了 297 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,528 ‪我越聽越不知道妳想說什麼 298 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,113 ‪但繼續吧 299 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:38,742 ‪現在,我應該裝做不知道這件事 300 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,869 ‪還是對他更親切一點呢? 301 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,997 ‪妳喜歡那個怕狗的人嗎? 302 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,250 ‪喜歡 303 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,753 ‪他滿可愛的 304 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,758 ‪那就先裝傻,給他一點時間 305 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,760 ‪對方一定也很難為情 306 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,471 ‪妳表現得太明顯可能會更尷尬 307 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,489 ‪咚咚新增不少追蹤者耶 308 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,200 ‪果然活動辦得很值得 309 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,994 ‪好險反應還不錯 310 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,496 ‪如果不成功,又要聽組長碎碎念了 311 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,000 ‪籌備的時候,他完全漠不關心 312 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,836 ‪現在追蹤數上升,他就截圖到處炫耀 313 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,673 ‪但他幹嘛不快點來 ‪一直叫我傳照片給他? 314 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,968 ‪課長,我先去慶典總部確認表演流程 315 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:38,886 ‪好 316 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,803 ‪可惡 317 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,181 ‪他居然還打視訊電話 318 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:43,932 ‪加油! 319 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,852 ‪組長,您看得到嗎? 320 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,065 ‪前輩,午餐時間到了嗎? 321 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,526 ‪你在幹嘛?不可以在這裡拿掉頭套 322 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,153 ‪便當到了我會第一個通知你 323 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,529 ‪-快點戴好 ‪-水… 324 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,117 ‪抱歉,這裡交給妳 ‪我去一下慶典總部 325 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,120 ‪智宥 326 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:07,873 ‪我跟妳一起去 327 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,000 ‪不用,一個人就夠了 328 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,418 ‪那我去吧 329 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,837 ‪我去就好,鄭代理你忙吧 330 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,937 ‪哎呀,那桌是在炸肉嗎? 331 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,147 ‪又不是氣炸鍋,把夾子給我 332 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,067 ‪-智宥,來這裡坐 ‪-都變肉乾了 333 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,985 ‪一人吃一塊肉乾 334 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,779 ‪-謝謝 ‪-我會好好享用 335 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,780 ‪肉好硬啊 336 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,823 ‪我烤太熟了,要再點一份嗎? 337 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,867 ‪算了,這倒不用 338 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,411 ‪你們有沒有看到 ‪社群網站上的活動後記? 339 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,497 ‪-看到了 ‪-迴響超級熱烈 340 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,457 ‪-這活動是我提議的 ‪-燒酒? 341 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,542 ‪-是啊 ‪-一開始還沒人理我 342 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,336 ‪-還好有辦活動 ‪-可惡 343 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,714 ‪辛苦了 344 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,095 ‪鄭代理很會烤肉耶 345 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,807 ‪你難道沒有弱點嗎?智宥覺得呢? 346 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,560 ‪-男生要會烤肉,才能娶到好老婆 ‪-我不太清楚 347 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,438 ‪我跟鄭代理不太熟 348 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,399 ‪女生則要會切水果 349 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,443 ‪水果削得漂亮,就能嫁得好 350 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,196 ‪真討厭 351 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,406 ‪太噁心了 352 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,706 ‪-我先走了 ‪-請慢走 353 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,296 ‪-妳和鄭智厚也要加油! ‪-課長再見 354 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,383 ‪怎麼都叫不到計程車? 355 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,304 ‪哪來的狗叫聲? 356 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:46,888 ‪嚇我一跳! 357 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,474 ‪鄭代理? 358 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,521 ‪你在這裡幹嘛? 359 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,485 ‪身體不舒服嗎? 360 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,655 ‪你在哭嗎? 361 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,614 ‪沒有 362 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,827 ‪真的在哭耶 363 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:13,623 ‪我沒有哭 364 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,376 ‪為什麼要哭? 365 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,420 ‪我覺得妳是個好人 366 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,674 ‪但如果妳覺得我很噁心 367 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,676 ‪我也能理解,不過 368 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,846 ‪我才剛調職不久 369 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,933 ‪很難立刻再申請調職 370 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,353 ‪我很抱歉 371 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,646 ‪原來你是愛哭鬼啊 372 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,524 ‪這是我第一次和荷娜以外的人坦白 373 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,651 ‪誰是荷娜? 374 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,909 ‪嫌我是變態,把我甩了的前女友 375 00:22:56,750 --> 00:23:00,253 ‪鄭代理,我不是因為討厭你才迴避 376 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:04,257 ‪只是怕你會尷尬,或者不舒服 377 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,675 ‪才和你保持距離 378 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,136 ‪想讓彼此先適應一下 379 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:11,681 ‪所以妳不覺得我很噁心? 380 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,267 ‪我說過了,我沒有把你當成變態 381 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,020 ‪不對,或許你真的是變態 382 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,815 ‪人類或多或少都有點變態,不是嗎? 383 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,612 ‪妳知道嗎? 384 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,615 ‪妳很帥氣 385 00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:30,534 ‪我嗎? 386 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,246 ‪智宥 387 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,207 ‪妳願意當我的主人嗎? 388 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,919 ‪這… 389 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,630 ‪我不是要妳跟我交往,只是很單純地 390 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,382 ‪當我的主人 391 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,468 ‪-單純地當主人? ‪-對! 392 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:52,264 ‪如果有像妳這樣的主人就好了 393 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,767 ‪我不要 394 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,395 ‪是吧? 395 00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:01,231 ‪對不起 396 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,986 ‪我不會再提這件事了 397 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,992 ‪你不用叫代駕嗎? 398 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,082 ‪機器只要被崔代理碰到就會故障 399 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,461 ‪應該沒有故障,只是卡紙了 400 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,589 ‪有這個藉口來找你也很不錯 401 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:28,467 ‪就算機器沒壞,也可以找我 402 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,179 ‪明明每次約吃飯你都裝忙 403 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,222 ‪不要只是嘴上說說啦 404 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,724 ‪妳在用眼神殺人嗎? 405 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:37,517 ‪智宥啊 406 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:38,977 ‪男人呢 407 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,605 ‪不是光盯著看,就會自動上鉤 408 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,899 ‪我沒有想釣他 409 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,275 ‪妳看她們 410 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,903 ‪看到鄭代理就眼冒愛心 411 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:51,406 ‪妳也應該越線看看 412 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,868 ‪那我先回座位了 413 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,128 ‪鄭代理 414 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,130 ‪做得不錯 415 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,132 ‪謝謝 416 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:33,782 ‪鄭代理在忙嗎?我有事想和你說 417 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:35,951 ‪我在休息室等你 418 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,307 ‪妳想跟我說什麼? 419 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:04,896 ‪請戴上 420 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,692 ‪-什麼? ‪-我不知道能不能當主人 421 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:09,734 ‪但有件事我很好奇 422 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,112 ‪請戴上 423 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:13,613 ‪這是夢嗎? 424 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,865 ‪不過妳怎麼突然… 425 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:16,825 ‪你不願意就算了 426 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,326 ‪不,我可沒說過不願意 427 00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:21,246 ‪我會戴 428 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:56,281 ‪不過,智宥… 429 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,574 ‪請躺下 430 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:29,064 ‪上次和你聊完,我突然很好奇 431 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:31,441 ‪什麼? 432 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:34,027 ‪你說想要像我這樣的主人 433 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,571 ‪那你覺得我是哪種人? 434 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:40,533 ‪我從未見過像妳這樣的人 435 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,829 ‪其實我一直 436 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,582 ‪很在意別人的眼光 437 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,420 ‪不想被討厭、不想犯錯 ‪所以假裝很成熟 438 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,925 ‪但妳不怕別人怎麼想 ‪就算遭受不平等的待遇 439 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,094 ‪甚至面對我這種奇怪的傢伙 440 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,596 ‪都能成熟應對 441 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,349 ‪貨真價實的穩重 442 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:06,810 ‪妳讓我感到安心 443 00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:08,895 ‪像妳說的,我們其實不熟 444 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,107 ‪我卻不自覺想對妳撒嬌 445 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:22,826 ‪很抱歉,我一直說奇怪的話 446 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,536 ‪不會啦 447 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:30,125 ‪從現在開始,我再也不會越線了 448 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:38,508 ‪坦白說,我不太了解你的世界 449 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:42,387 ‪不過我的學習力很強 450 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,390 ‪所以會考慮看看 451 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:47,642 ‪所以你以後可以不要躲著我嗎? 452 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:49,144 ‪什麼? 453 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:52,605 ‪當然好 454 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:57,068 ‪那請你慢慢數到30 ‪再拿下眼罩,回去辦公室 455 00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,246 ‪智宥,謝謝妳 456 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:13,376 ‪妳是我認識最帥氣的人 457 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,296 ‪我說要數到30才能脫眼罩 458 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,132 ‪妳目前還不是我的主人啊 459 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:02,467 ‪你像隻小狗一樣,在這裡等誰? 460 00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:04,260 ‪我在等妳 461 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:07,722 ‪你打算用老套的招數,幫我撐傘嗎? 462 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,224 ‪不是招數,而是遊說 463 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:12,644 ‪證明我能好好服侍妳的一種自我推銷 464 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,447 ‪我知道妳為什麼這樣看我 465 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,199 ‪為什麼? 466 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,076 ‪因為妳 467 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,746 ‪總是認真看待所有事物 468 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,915 ‪像那樣睜大雙眼看 469 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,095 ‪好吧 470 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,013 ‪我來當你的主人 471 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,852 ‪你要跟好,別讓我淋濕 472 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:57,689 ‪好 473 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,445 ‪妳不可以明天就後悔喔! 474 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:08,449 ‪“DS” 475 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:12,328 ‪支配與臣服的愉虐關係之簡稱 476 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:15,456 {\an8}‪也就是兩人在主宰與服從之間的關係 477 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,376 {\an8}‪支配者是Dom,臣服者是Sub 478 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:19,669 {\an8}‪隨著性別的不同 479 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:23,089 {\an8}‪可分為男Dom、女Dom、男Sub和女Sub 480 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,049 {\an8}‪那麼 481 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,218 {\an8}‪鄭代理就是 482 00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:31,014 {\an8}‪男Sub? 483 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:37,812 ‪我的天啊 484 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,065 ‪狂賀! 485 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,610 ‪我終於有主人了! 486 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,403 ‪一起歡呼! 487 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:46,738 ‪(如何當一個好主人) 488 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,701 {\an8}‪(斑斑老師的皮繩愉虐指南) 489 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,537 {\an8}‪DS與SM的差異為何? 490 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,290 {\an8}‪DS是建立在精神關係上的 491 00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:59,417 ‪心靈愉虐遊戲 492 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,002 ‪SM則是 493 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,173 ‪建立在身體上的感官刺激遊戲 494 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,384 ‪兩者無法被完全分開檢視 495 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:12,221 ‪在DS關係中 ‪同時享受SM遊戲的伴侶也很多 496 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:16,726 ‪但大部分會和普通戀愛做出區隔 497 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:20,355 ‪畢竟DS與SM都是上對下的垂直關係 498 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,774 ‪而戀人之間則是平等的 499 00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:24,734 ‪當然也不是完全不可能 500 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:28,196 ‪只是戀愛和DS同時進行的“愉虐戀愛” 501 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,156 ‪我個人覺得非常困難 502 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,107 ‪智厚,我很享受 503 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,822 ‪你的前女友不喜歡嗎? 504 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,119 ‪她發現我的傾向之前喜歡 505 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,705 ‪發現以後,她對我總是滿臉鄙視 506 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,418 ‪你不是喜歡被鄙視嗎? 507 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,211 ‪因為你是變態 508 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,109 ‪對不起,主人第一次呼叫我就遲到 509 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,319 ‪我以後絕對不會再犯相同錯誤 510 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,904 ‪我們需要約法三章 511 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,866 ‪擬定只有彼此知道的規則 512 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:55,867 ‪規則嗎? 513 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,745 ‪首先,不准叫我主人 514 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:00,288 ‪直接叫名字就好 515 00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:04,542 ‪-我可以叫智宥大人嗎? ‪-叫我智宥就好 516 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,045 ‪違規的話,我會懲罰你 517 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:09,756 ‪懲罰我嗎? 518 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,675 ‪你的表情怎麼充滿期待? 519 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,678 ‪怎麼會期待?我才沒有 520 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,347 ‪賞罰要清楚分明 521 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,437 ‪據說光是持有主人送的禮物 522 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,898 ‪就能讓Sub有歸屬感 523 00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:32,361 ‪智宥 524 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,906 ‪妳有做功課耶 525 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:37,241 ‪帶有條件的命令最為恰當 526 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,826 ‪這副眼鏡是暗號 527 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,163 ‪在公司裡,你需要指令的時候 528 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,122 ‪就戴上眼鏡 529 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:55,009 ‪那麼你要蓋章還是簽名? 530 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:57,678 ‪-什麼? ‪-我們要簽約啊 531 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,014 {\an8}‪鄭智宥,以下稱為Dom 532 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,891 {\an8}‪鄭智厚,以下稱為Sub 533 00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:04,685 {\an8}‪支配者須維持令人尊敬的理性態度 534 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,939 ‪組長昨天吃過辣炒豬肉 ‪而課長現在想吃辣 535 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:11,109 ‪那麼就點辣炒年糕 ‪小辣、中辣各兩份,加上飯糰 536 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,111 ‪還要加點飲料 537 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:22,078 ‪臣服者則必須全力服侍支配者 538 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:23,162 {\an8}‪(我的主人) 539 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,584 {\an8}‪合約期限為三個月,簽約後立即生效 540 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,796 ‪不可單方面終止合約 541 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:35,133 ‪一週最少安排一次遊戲時間 542 00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:39,053 ‪Dom和Sub須制定一組安全暗號 543 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,889 ‪以便遊戲途中,緊急狀況發生時使用 544 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:46,269 ‪一旦說出安全暗號,遊戲須立刻終止 545 00:35:46,352 --> 00:35:49,480 ‪安全暗號通常是不常使用的單詞 546 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,607 ‪或是發音比較簡單的詞彙 547 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,484 ‪例如:《決戰猩球》 548 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,486 ‪或是血腸湯飯,這類的 549 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,072 ‪你有想用的暗號嗎? 550 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,826 ‪我希望是對彼此都有意義的詞彙 551 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:03,995 ‪有意義的詞彙嗎? 552 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:05,788 ‪咚咚? 553 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:16,174 {\an8}‪在雙方同意下,可以發生性關係 554 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:24,223 ‪那是網路上找到的範例合約 555 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:25,933 ‪我沒有修改就直接用了 556 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,477 ‪是,我理解妳擔心的部分 557 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:29,395 ‪我不會亂來! 558 00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:31,981 ‪我對妳完全沒有邪惡思想 559 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,404 ‪(簽名:鄭智厚) 560 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,756 ‪很多地方名為飯店 ‪環境卻不如汽車旅館 561 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,051 ‪當然我也不是很了解汽車旅館 562 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,931 ‪哪裡會比較乾淨呢? 563 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:08,100 ‪-我們挑個好地方… ‪-網路上都查得到 564 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:09,435 ‪向右轉 565 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,145 ‪好 566 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:35,753 ‪(美狐) 567 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:39,423 ‪你第一次戴嗎? 568 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,424 ‪對 569 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,386 ‪畢竟狗項圈本身 ‪就有一種純粹的藝術感 570 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,596 ‪光是用看的我就很滿足… 571 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,098 ‪項圈不戴在脖子上好可惜 572 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:57,108 ‪主導遊戲的支配者,切記不能慌張 573 00:37:57,191 --> 00:38:00,111 ‪必須永遠保持帥氣的形象 574 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:29,515 ‪寵物遊戲 575 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,851 ‪SM遊戲的入門款 576 00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:34,437 ‪溫和卻經典的愉虐遊戲 577 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,315 ‪-把對方當成真的狗就可以了 ‪-手給我 578 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,361 ‪摸頭 579 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,466 ‪只要你聽話,我就會給你獎賞 580 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,598 ‪好,只要是妳說的… 581 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:11,557 ‪咦? 582 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:13,768 ‪狗怎麼會說人話? 583 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:06,987 ‪不對,別這樣! 584 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:08,781 ‪不可以! 585 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:11,617 ‪快停下來! 586 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:13,786 ‪坐下! 587 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:14,912 ‪快坐下! 588 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:17,373 ‪趴下! 589 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:19,375 ‪中槍! 590 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:20,709 ‪沒錯 591 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:22,378 ‪哎呀,好乖 592 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,598 ‪不可以! 593 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:35,891 ‪不要叫了! 594 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:38,686 ‪喂! 595 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:41,689 ‪叫妳的狗安靜一點! 596 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,653 ‪哪來的狗崽子,敢對人亂叫? 597 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,658 ‪不好意思,我需要檢查一下房內狀況 598 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,300 ‪那麼 599 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:10,301 ‪今天辛苦了 600 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:11,886 ‪啊,是的 601 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:14,680 ‪妳也辛苦了 602 00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:22,980 ‪“今天辛苦了”? 603 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,649 ‪我到底在說什麼 604 00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,869 ‪你就說是編輯影片時,不小心放錯 605 00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:38,245 ‪幹嘛一直找碴? 606 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:39,830 ‪黃組長 607 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:42,875 ‪如果你總是逃避責任 ‪可能會導致更大的問題 608 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,836 ‪不過是收視率不到1%的兒童節目 609 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,254 ‪你幹嘛這麼認真? 610 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,425 ‪因為是兒童節目 ‪才更需要謹慎看待吧? 611 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:54,762 ‪智宥 612 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:57,306 ‪妳有上次版權糾紛的資料吧? 613 00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:59,266 ‪-請幫我準備 ‪-好的 614 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,685 ‪-李翰,麻煩預約三點的會議室 ‪-好的 615 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,938 ‪這件事要優先處理,組長 616 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,817 ‪為什麼我有種被威脅的感覺? 617 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,622 ‪鄭智厚很厲害耶 618 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:24,708 ‪讓黃組長啞口無言,看得好爽快 619 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:28,295 ‪就是說啊,我抱怨的時候 ‪他都只當耳邊風 620 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,632 ‪我要加油才行 621 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,677 ‪智宥,妳幹嘛加油? 622 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,303 ‪妳做得越好,只會讓他更挑剔 623 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:37,888 ‪鄭智宥 624 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,723 ‪妳何時才要給我慶典預算書? 625 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,058 ‪我已經放在您桌上了 626 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,814 ‪妳要向我報告啊,不然誰知道? 627 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:50,192 ‪你們這些人對組長一點敬意也沒有 628 00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:51,944 ‪我真是太命苦了 629 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,919 ‪智宥,妳不下班嗎? 630 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:13,716 ‪鄭代理 631 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,802 ‪昨天很不舒服吧? 632 00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:19,179 ‪是我準備得不夠,對不起 633 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,184 ‪妳如果覺得抱歉 634 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,062 ‪讓我準備下一次約會吧 635 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,113 ‪祝你們有美好的夜晚 636 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,168 ‪祝妳生日快… 637 00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:55,716 ‪歌要先唱完,才能吹蠟燭耶 638 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,551 ‪今天不是我生日 639 00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,138 ‪我知道,是明天吧? ‪通訊軟體上有顯示 640 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,516 ‪雖然同事們也會幫妳慶生 641 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,644 ‪但我想要第一個給妳祝福 642 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:08,604 ‪我的… 643 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,314 ‪主人 644 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,236 ‪生日快樂 645 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,380 ‪讓我幫妳穿這隻 646 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,184 ‪這真是… 647 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:50,521 ‪太適合妳了,智宥 648 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,148 ‪謝謝你的心意 649 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:56,777 ‪不過我好像沒有資格收下 ‪總覺得有點過意不去 650 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,279 ‪第一場遊戲也搞砸了 651 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:02,199 ‪別這麼說,妳就像是我的太陽 652 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,786 ‪妳在這世界上,我就很感激了 653 00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:08,580 ‪謝謝你的禮物 654 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,083 ‪那… 655 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:12,418 ‪要我踩你嗎? 656 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,966 ‪雖然我並沒有期待這部分,不過… 657 00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:38,736 ‪雖然內心沒有期待 ‪但身體已經準備好了? 658 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,405 ‪不是的,其實 659 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:45,284 ‪在夢裡已經很熟悉,所以下意識就… 660 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:46,243 ‪夢裡嗎? 661 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,580 ‪並不是會讓妳感到不舒服的那種夢 662 00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:52,499 ‪雖然有點接近,但是… 663 00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:56,712 ‪要踩在別人看不到的地方吧? 664 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:36,418 ‪很痛嗎? 665 00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:40,214 ‪好像快死了 666 00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:12,329 ‪要停下來嗎? 667 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:16,500 ‪因為是妳 668 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,002 ‪所以我很快樂 669 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:42,067 ‪我平時其實很好強,不喜歡輸 670 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,155 ‪在一點小事上都不想示弱 671 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,075 ‪尤其討厭輸給裝模作樣的男人 672 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,163 ‪大概是不想被發現 673 00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:56,957 ‪我其實很軟弱 674 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,961 ‪還有內心其實一片狼藉 675 00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:06,383 ‪因此我很享受 676 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:08,802 ‪一切崩塌的感覺 677 00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:13,390 ‪倒下後,被踐踏 678 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,226 ‪被摧毀的感覺很好 679 00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,109 ‪只有妳可以這樣對待我 680 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:20,749 ‪誘惑他 681 00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,504 ‪可以拍板定案了 682 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:27,631 ‪他連生日禮物都準備,一定喜歡妳 683 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:30,968 ‪還和妳分享了不可告人的秘密 684 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:33,178 ‪你們負責同一個活動,對吧? 685 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:34,888 ‪邀他去慶功,不對 686 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,223 ‪也要去續攤 687 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:39,851 ‪但是…那樣會有濫用權力的嫌疑 688 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:43,271 ‪那個人不是代理嗎? ‪職位還比較高,妳在擔心什麼? 689 00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:45,023 ‪該怎麼說… 690 00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:48,068 ‪我覺得要公私分明比較好 691 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:51,279 ‪天啊,皮皮妳這個嫉妒鬼 692 00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:52,489 ‪安靜,噓 693 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:55,242 ‪哎呀,吵死了 694 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:57,995 ‪總之妳太固執了 695 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,330 ‪自己看著辦吧 696 00:50:00,414 --> 00:50:03,000 ‪-妳又要去約會嗎? ‪-嗯,差不多 697 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:06,753 ‪公私分明的辦公室戀情嗎? 698 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:08,839 ‪不太容易吧? 699 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,767 ‪還有,週會報告的字體拜託放大一點 700 00:50:21,643 --> 00:50:23,020 ‪故意想讓我看不清楚嗎? 701 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:25,772 ‪我開玩笑的 702 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:28,025 ‪你們真是的 703 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,695 ‪對了李翰,趁著氣氛不錯 ‪你來自我介紹一下 704 00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:32,779 ‪好的 705 00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:36,199 ‪大家好 706 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:39,619 ‪我是剛轉正職,大家都認識的李翰 707 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,163 ‪我會盡全力工作! 708 00:50:41,663 --> 00:50:42,497 ‪拍手 709 00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:44,374 ‪很棒 710 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,878 ‪他要快速上手的話 ‪是否需要搭配一位直屬上司? 711 00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:50,380 ‪那就交給智宥吧 712 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:51,840 ‪鄭智宥 713 00:50:52,674 --> 00:50:55,677 ‪可是這個月智宥手上工作已經很多 714 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:56,803 ‪交給邵妍如何? 715 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,306 ‪智宥最能幹了 716 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,268 ‪李翰跟著智宥學習的話 ‪一定去哪都能如魚得水 717 00:51:04,519 --> 00:51:05,353 ‪是 718 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:10,192 ‪先確認托托周邊商品的品項 719 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,986 ‪之前印刷廠提供的試印檔 720 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,822 ‪要傳一份給企劃組 721 00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:18,825 ‪還要更新經銷商的名單 722 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,160 ‪別抖腳 723 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:23,997 ‪資料要整理清楚 724 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,427 ‪前輩 725 00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:27,018 ‪對不起,表格的函數跑不出來 726 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:29,729 ‪你該不會只試了一次 ‪就跟我說不行吧? 727 00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:52,627 ‪前輩 728 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:57,841 ‪請問昨天吩咐的 ‪第三條待辦事項是什麼? 729 00:52:57,924 --> 00:53:00,594 ‪如果記不住,以後請你錄音 730 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,195 ‪為什麼報告用群組信寄? 731 00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:21,239 ‪連大老闆也要看你的會議筆記嗎? 732 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:23,491 ‪-你有看到這份文件嗎? ‪-有 733 00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:25,243 ‪要存在這裡才對 734 00:53:25,827 --> 00:53:28,622 ‪預告片修正的配音都確認過了 735 00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:31,458 ‪可以立刻送出,我會直接過去錄音室 736 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:34,461 ‪好,其實不需要修改那麼多次 737 00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,004 ‪現在也沒時間再改了 738 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:42,177 ‪請停止 739 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:48,475 ‪你好 740 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:53,730 ‪工作很辛苦吧? 741 00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:56,733 ‪有需要都可以問我 742 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,235 ‪什麼? 743 00:53:59,277 --> 00:54:01,571 ‪沒關係,我可以的 744 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:04,866 ‪大家都說智宥前輩很可怕,替我擔心 745 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:06,910 ‪不過我覺得她這方面很好 746 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,037 ‪哪方面? 747 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,499 ‪她不繞圈子,會直接點出問題所在 748 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,418 ‪而且語氣嚴厲的時候 749 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:16,336 ‪其實也意外地… 750 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:18,046 ‪很性感 751 00:54:18,129 --> 00:54:19,005 ‪你說什麼? 752 00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,009 ‪原來如此 753 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,761 ‪-請等一下 ‪-好 754 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:28,014 ‪好的,我立刻過去 755 00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:31,643 ‪我要和智宥前輩出外勤,您先忙吧 756 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,478 ‪-好,路上小心 ‪-好 757 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:40,527 ‪智宥,回家前請先來辦公室一趟 758 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,548 ‪鄭代理? 759 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,231 ‪-我傳錯了 ‪-什麼? 760 00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:24,738 ‪群組訊息 761 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,284 ‪重傳一次就好啦 762 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,996 ‪就這樣嗎? 763 00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:34,956 ‪因為你不是我的下屬 764 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,750 ‪但我是妳的人啊 765 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,169 ‪鄭代理 766 00:55:39,794 --> 00:55:40,795 ‪你在擔心什麼? 767 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,756 ‪沒有,是妳對他太好了 768 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,091 ‪簡直像李翰的主人一樣 769 00:55:48,553 --> 00:55:50,180 ‪鄭代理,真受不了你 770 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,935 ‪碰上意想不到的突發狀況時 771 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:58,355 ‪不使用道具也能進行遊戲 772 00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:01,941 ‪是Dom的責任與天賦 773 00:56:06,863 --> 00:56:08,114 ‪去那邊坐下 774 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,203 ‪解開皮帶 775 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:19,125 ‪不想玩的話,你可以拿掉眼鏡 776 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:38,853 ‪外套脫掉 777 00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:50,031 ‪比想像中還要粗呢 778 00:56:58,915 --> 00:56:59,916 ‪鄭智厚代理 779 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:03,128 ‪你一定要這樣公私不分嗎? 780 00:57:44,752 --> 00:57:46,796 ‪愛胡思亂想又愛吃醋 781 00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:49,799 ‪一點都不相信主人嗎? 782 00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:05,857 ‪直接打我吧 783 00:58:07,525 --> 00:58:08,610 ‪我犯了錯 784 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:10,236 ‪妳可以真的懲罰我 785 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:13,990 ‪雖然很丟臉,但我想被懲罰 786 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:17,118 ‪如果打不下手,可以踢我或罵我 787 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:19,913 ‪只用罵的也好,我想被妳教訓 788 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,377 ‪你這個混蛋 789 00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:28,379 ‪幹嘛? 790 00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:30,924 ‪看什麼看,你這個變態 791 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:33,259 ‪雙眼瞪大在看哪? 792 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:34,886 ‪往下看 793 00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:40,850 ‪區區一個咖啡機也修不好 794 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,810 ‪你究竟會不會做事? 795 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:46,606 ‪-男人就了不起嗎? ‪-對不起,我很抱歉 796 00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:48,608 ‪這樣不行,你跟我出來 797 00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:50,610 ‪你到底能做些什麼? 798 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:53,655 ‪報告都給你了 ‪準時審完預算很難嗎? 799 00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:55,365 ‪如果打算降低整體工作效率 800 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:58,284 ‪至少也要笑著開口,笑咪咪地說! 801 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,036 ‪你這個醜八怪! 802 00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,538 ‪對,我比醜八怪還不如 803 00:59:01,621 --> 00:59:02,997 ‪這該死的影印機 804 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:04,582 ‪為什麼總是故障! 805 00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:07,043 ‪你這混帳東西,給我全部重做! 806 00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:29,524 ‪哪來的時間讓你坐在那 ‪一個個慢慢寫? 807 00:59:29,607 --> 00:59:30,817 ‪拜託你用腦子記起來 808 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,194 ‪我快被你煩死了,蠢蛋! 809 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,821 ‪沒錯,我就是蠢蛋! 810 00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:36,656 ‪還有你的手指是怎樣? 811 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:39,742 ‪為什麼老是寄成群組信件? 812 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:43,121 ‪-對不起,請妳再教我一次 ‪-媽的,到底要再教你幾次? 813 00:59:43,204 --> 00:59:46,207 ‪不能在寄出之前,先檢查一遍嗎? 814 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:48,042 ‪有這麼困難嗎?混帳! 815 00:59:48,126 --> 00:59:49,502 ‪混帳! 816 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:52,088 ‪對不起 817 00:59:53,798 --> 00:59:55,800 ‪你這個讓人倒胃口的抓癢男 818 00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:59,178 ‪跟屎一樣的傢伙 819 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:10,398 ‪老二小到看不見的臭老頭 820 01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:13,151 ‪比嚼過一百次的口香糖還要噁心 821 01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:16,154 ‪我的工作能力可比你強五千萬倍 822 01:00:16,237 --> 01:00:17,447 ‪混帳東西! 823 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,408 ‪智宥 824 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,378 ‪這麼晚了,誰在辦公室? 825 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:28,476 ‪好玩嗎? 826 01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:31,562 ‪那妳呢? 827 01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:33,690 ‪我也覺得好玩,好興奮喔 828 01:02:56,397 --> 01:03:00,234 ‪與身體上的SM遊戲 ‪同等重要的是精神上的約束 829 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:05,531 ‪日常的生活報告 ‪有助於增強DS關係的連結 830 01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:11,829 ‪我早餐吃了小番茄沙拉 ‪麵包和羽衣甘藍蘋果汁 831 01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:13,539 ‪智宥也吃過早餐了嗎? 832 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,791 ‪等下辦公室見 833 01:03:19,837 --> 01:03:21,631 ‪主人,不對,智宥妳好 834 01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:23,299 ‪鄭代理 835 01:03:24,091 --> 01:03:25,718 ‪只吃這樣會變瘦 836 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:27,094 ‪那麼… 837 01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:28,554 ‪大家請慢用 838 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:35,478 ‪哎呀,鄭代理也愛上湯飯的美味了? 839 01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:37,855 ‪代理最近很常拍照耶 840 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:38,940 ‪您在用社群軟體嗎? 841 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:41,359 ‪我要傳給健身教練 842 01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,027 ‪最近在控制飲食 843 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:50,785 ‪對了,昨天有誰加班嗎? 844 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:54,121 ‪-辦公室整個一團亂 ‪-真的嗎? 845 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:56,374 ‪我的抓癢棒也壞了 846 01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:06,717 ‪(貓貓抓癢器) 847 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:07,635 ‪這是什麼? 848 01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:36,706 ‪你知道自己錯在哪嗎? 849 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,084 ‪我不知道 850 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,887 ‪我來告訴你 851 01:05:45,524 --> 01:05:47,652 ‪(荷娜) 852 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:53,783 ‪你們還有聯絡啊? 853 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:55,576 ‪什麼? 854 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:56,953 ‪那不是你的前女友嗎? 855 01:05:58,287 --> 01:06:00,748 ‪你之前邊哭邊提到的那位 856 01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:07,797 ‪也不算有聯絡 857 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:09,882 ‪荷娜還是非常恨我 858 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,259 ‪她都甩了你,還談什麼恨? 859 01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:15,179 ‪她也是情有可原 860 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:17,765 ‪畢竟選擇坦白告訴她 861 01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:20,267 ‪只是我自私地想讓自己好過一點 862 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,982 ‪傷口都流血了,你真的開心嗎? 863 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:28,776 ‪雖然會痛 864 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:32,989 ‪但這讓我覺得自己真正地活著 865 01:06:35,324 --> 01:06:36,367 ‪我不能理解 866 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:40,579 ‪那也是正常的 867 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,457 ‪如果能讓喜歡的人感覺真正地活著 868 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:45,001 ‪為什麼不願意幫忙? 869 01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:47,503 ‪又不是做壞事 870 01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:55,636 ‪不過我也不喜歡勉強他人 871 01:06:56,637 --> 01:06:59,265 ‪所以我很慶幸能認識妳 872 01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:02,518 ‪妳好像也越來越享受DS了 873 01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:06,022 ‪妳今天辛苦了 874 01:07:07,231 --> 01:07:08,357 ‪我先去整理一下 875 01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:26,167 ‪我對自己的行為感到不可思議 876 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,252 ‪但那些畫面卻在腦海裡揮之不去 877 01:07:28,961 --> 01:07:30,296 ‪遊戲變得越來越有趣 878 01:07:30,379 --> 01:07:33,257 ‪我卻漸漸開始疑惑 ‪撇開遊戲,我們又是什麼關係? 879 01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:36,802 ‪在如此刺激的遊戲之後 880 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:39,555 ‪沒發生性行為,是正常的嗎? 881 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:52,568 ‪(我已經到家,洗完澡躺好了 ‪打算看個美劇再睡,智宥晚安) 882 01:07:54,028 --> 01:07:57,239 ‪很難判斷什麼才是正常 883 01:07:57,323 --> 01:08:00,493 ‪雖然有許多同意發生關係的伴侶 884 01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:03,662 ‪不過妳也清楚 ‪每個人的狀況都不盡相同 885 01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:06,916 ‪妳想要的是什麼呢? 886 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:09,293 ‪請和Sub討論看看吧 887 01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:24,100 ‪宇鶴,你好啊 888 01:08:25,559 --> 01:08:26,519 ‪妳好 889 01:08:26,602 --> 01:08:29,021 ‪今天怎麼自己遛狗?老闆呢? 890 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:35,027 ‪她說有約會,晚一點才上班 891 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,947 ‪對耶,她之前炫耀過有植物園約會 892 01:08:38,989 --> 01:08:40,616 ‪她每到週末都很忙耶 893 01:08:40,699 --> 01:08:44,078 ‪雖說沒有情人,約會卻從不間斷 894 01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:47,706 ‪那你也主動約她看看啊 895 01:08:48,749 --> 01:08:51,335 ‪沒有啦,我對老闆不是… 896 01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,379 ‪唉唷,不是那樣的 897 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:56,006 ‪妳一大早就出來跑步嗎? 898 01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:56,924 ‪很棒的興趣耶 899 01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,344 ‪你要說出來,卉美姊才會知道 900 01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:03,681 ‪總之,先幫我保密吧 901 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,684 ‪-我先走了 ‪-好 902 01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:08,561 ‪走吧 903 01:09:27,746 --> 01:09:30,583 ‪(荷娜) 904 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:38,257 ‪荷娜 905 01:09:38,757 --> 01:09:41,844 ‪鄭智厚,你最近很愛裝忙嘛 906 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:44,096 ‪沒有啦,只是剛好沒接到電話 907 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:46,140 ‪有什麼事嗎? 908 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,933 ‪我在合井 909 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,269 ‪有點宿醉,請我吃刀削麵 910 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,189 ‪我今天有事,馬上就要出門了 911 01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:55,274 ‪對不起 912 01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:57,776 ‪下次吧 913 01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,404 ‪我們之後再聯絡 914 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:02,406 ‪再見 915 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:07,161 ‪這樣啊,好吧 916 01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:12,374 ‪可笑的傢伙 917 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:29,934 {\an8}‪(植物園) 918 01:10:32,102 --> 01:10:33,729 ‪是因為天氣很好嗎? 919 01:10:33,812 --> 01:10:35,814 ‪好像很多情侶來約會 920 01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:36,732 ‪就是說啊 921 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:39,109 ‪我們看起來也像是來約會的吧? 922 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:42,029 ‪但我們只是單純來玩遊戲 923 01:10:53,832 --> 01:10:54,833 ‪妳是說… 924 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:58,045 ‪我命令你,今天都不准和我分開 925 01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:00,339 ‪什麼?在外面也是嗎? 926 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:01,257 ‪對 927 01:11:05,010 --> 01:11:06,929 ‪下車後,直到回來車上為止 928 01:11:07,012 --> 01:11:08,097 ‪都不能分開 929 01:11:13,143 --> 01:11:14,645 ‪知道了 930 01:11:14,728 --> 01:11:15,562 ‪那走吧 931 01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:20,317 ‪對不起 932 01:11:27,157 --> 01:11:29,952 ‪妳真的可以嗎? ‪其實只有我戴也沒關係 933 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:32,705 ‪別說了,我是為了公平起見 934 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:40,713 ‪(企鵝小姐,我到停車場了) 935 01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:41,755 ‪(我也快到了) 936 01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:46,510 ‪天啊 937 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:48,721 ‪看看她 938 01:11:49,346 --> 01:11:50,973 ‪司機先生,我在這裡下車 939 01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:54,143 ‪鄭智宥,被我抓到了吧? 940 01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:06,155 ‪鄭智宥來約會連電話都不接呢 941 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:09,241 ‪企鵝小姐? 942 01:12:55,746 --> 01:12:59,708 ‪為您送上兩杯冰美式咖啡 943 01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:01,794 ‪以及培根三明治 944 01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:04,713 ‪加油 945 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,215 ‪什麼? 946 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,175 ‪你要加油喔 947 01:13:09,968 --> 01:13:12,012 ‪謝謝妳,我會努力! 948 01:13:15,599 --> 01:13:17,226 ‪你要不要坐我旁邊? 949 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:18,977 ‪好 950 01:13:30,989 --> 01:13:32,032 ‪你先等一下 951 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:34,243 ‪我可以自己吃 952 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:52,302 ‪沒有更好的方法了 953 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:53,762 ‪嘴巴張開 954 01:14:02,354 --> 01:14:03,772 ‪你有看到那兩個人嗎? 955 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:05,441 ‪不要直接看啦 956 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:08,861 ‪謝謝 957 01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:10,863 ‪-你瘋了嗎? ‪-我也可以餵妳 958 01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:12,030 ‪-算了吧 ‪-說:“啊” 959 01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:14,116 ‪-不要啦… ‪-嘴巴張開啦 960 01:14:18,579 --> 01:14:19,621 ‪天啊 961 01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:21,957 ‪她居然還幫他擦嘴巴 962 01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:34,428 ‪鄭代理 963 01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:38,724 ‪其實我今天有話要告訴你 964 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:41,560 ‪妳想說什麼? 965 01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:55,407 ‪不錯耶 966 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:00,996 ‪居然有這種地方 967 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:06,752 ‪你先等一下 968 01:15:06,835 --> 01:15:09,004 ‪你為什麼直接脫褲子? 969 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,882 ‪少裝了,妳不是也很興奮嗎? 970 01:15:11,965 --> 01:15:14,176 ‪可是我們沒有協議要走到這一步 971 01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:15,719 ‪妳不是喜歡被強迫嗎? 972 01:15:16,970 --> 01:15:18,013 ‪還是妳想先挨打? 973 01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:28,524 ‪我… 974 01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:32,528 ‪喜歡鄭代理 975 01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:38,158 ‪不要只當同事和玩伴 976 01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,118 ‪我們… 977 01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:42,621 ‪談戀愛好嗎? 978 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:46,375 ‪跟我談戀愛吧 979 01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:50,337 ‪我們一起試試看,這是命令 980 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,139 ‪我… 981 01:16:05,602 --> 01:16:06,562 ‪對不起 982 01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,731 ‪智宥,妳還好嗎? 983 01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:11,567 ‪-頭有沒有撞… ‪-小姐妳沒事吧? 984 01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:12,609 ‪我來幫忙擦… 985 01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:16,280 ‪-你有看到嗎? ‪-天啊,那是手銬嗎? 986 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:19,491 ‪我們要不要也一起戴? 987 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:22,411 ‪-我才不要,你自己戴 ‪-我們也試試看嘛 988 01:16:25,872 --> 01:16:27,416 ‪將軍先生,不對,親愛的 989 01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:28,750 ‪我準備了東西要給你 990 01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:32,754 ‪妳幹嘛還帶東西來? 991 01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:35,257 ‪你看 992 01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:37,718 ‪這叫做綁繩 993 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:39,595 ‪跟我預想的不一樣 994 01:16:40,512 --> 01:16:41,847 ‪我們先回車上解鎖吧 995 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:43,807 ‪我不要 996 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:47,686 ‪之後我們可以換個環境再試一次 997 01:16:48,186 --> 01:16:49,813 ‪先去解開吧 998 01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:56,028 ‪我不是指那個 999 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:00,240 ‪我拒絕 1000 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:03,619 ‪我不要跟妳談戀愛 1001 01:17:06,246 --> 01:17:07,122 ‪對不起 1002 01:17:16,256 --> 01:17:17,507 ‪卉美姊? 1003 01:17:19,384 --> 01:17:21,845 ‪我們能在坡州SM汽車旅館 1004 01:17:21,928 --> 01:17:24,348 ‪506房相見,也是一種緣分 1005 01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:26,933 ‪我們的第一場遊戲 ‪可不能如此草率,親愛的 1006 01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:28,310 ‪就算我是Sub 1007 01:17:28,393 --> 01:17:31,563 ‪初次見面就玩強姦遊戲 ‪也太可怕了吧? 1008 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,482 ‪畢竟你不是強姦犯 1009 01:17:33,565 --> 01:17:35,692 ‪也不是專門騙人的“香草變態”吧? 1010 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:37,569 ‪所以呢?妳想玩什麼? 1011 01:17:38,278 --> 01:17:42,574 ‪喂?妳在說什麼?妳人在哪? 1012 01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:44,409 ‪卉美姊! 1013 01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,037 ‪妳在幹嘛? 1014 01:17:48,538 --> 01:17:50,999 ‪坡州SM、506房! 1015 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:52,751 ‪香草變態是騙子,對吧? 1016 01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:55,295 ‪-什麼? ‪-那些混帳東西 1017 01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:04,096 ‪小心一點 1018 01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:14,231 ‪鑰匙掉了 1019 01:18:14,314 --> 01:18:15,649 ‪智宥,我們先出發吧! 1020 01:18:18,902 --> 01:18:21,113 ‪不遠,距離2.3公里而已,先右轉 1021 01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:24,366 ‪卉美姊,妳沒事吧? 1022 01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:25,701 ‪我是智宥 1023 01:18:26,326 --> 01:18:27,703 ‪妳在裡面嗎? 1024 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:30,789 ‪卉美姊! 1025 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:32,958 ‪已經太遲了 1026 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:34,918 ‪她沒事嘛 1027 01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:38,547 ‪四人用一間的話,要額外收費 1028 01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:42,676 ‪妳沒事吧? 1029 01:18:42,759 --> 01:18:45,178 ‪嚇到了吧?秘密被妳發現了 1030 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:47,889 ‪這個以後再說 1031 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:49,850 ‪我們先走吧 1032 01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:51,351 ‪是不是要報警? 1033 01:18:53,478 --> 01:18:54,312 ‪等我一下 1034 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,652 ‪就算我是變態 1035 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,363 ‪也不代表你有權力 ‪可以對我亂來,混帳 1036 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:06,158 ‪還有,我已經把你的臉跟被綁的醜態 1037 01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:07,492 ‪都拍下來了 1038 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:08,994 ‪別想再做壞事 1039 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,762 ‪可惡,那個死變態! 1040 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:32,392 ‪我上傳徵友文後,至少收到50封回信 1041 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:35,437 ‪一半是看到女生就自動回覆 1042 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:38,190 ‪剩下一半,完全不顧慮我的喜好 1043 01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:40,692 ‪直接傳來他們小弟弟的照片 1044 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:42,861 ‪真是受不了 1045 01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:46,406 ‪你們知道我最氣什麼嗎? 1046 01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:49,951 ‪我心知肚明,就算提告也沒用 1047 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,038 ‪而且我剛剛也沒有拍照 1048 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:54,122 ‪為什麼? 1049 01:19:54,956 --> 01:19:56,333 ‪因為拍的話 1050 01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:59,002 ‪我也會變成像他那樣的敗類 1051 01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:04,549 ‪聽說有很多偽裝成Dom 1052 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:06,927 ‪一見面就先做那件事的變態 1053 01:20:07,552 --> 01:20:08,637 ‪這些王八蛋 1054 01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:12,682 ‪大部分連DS是什麼都不懂 1055 01:20:16,102 --> 01:20:17,687 ‪你就是那位怕狗人士吧? 1056 01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:20,023 ‪什麼? 1057 01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:21,650 ‪很高興見到你 1058 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,819 ‪他滿帥的耶 1059 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,240 ‪-開車的時候要看前面 ‪-好 1060 01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,244 ‪沒錯,長得真帥 1061 01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:50,595 ‪跟我談戀愛吧 1062 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,057 ‪這是命令 1063 01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:56,059 ‪智宥,我拒絕 1064 01:20:57,477 --> 01:20:58,562 ‪我不要跟妳談戀愛 1065 01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:03,358 ‪對不起 1066 01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:13,660 ‪(剛剛的事) 1067 01:21:17,497 --> 01:21:18,331 ‪(鄭代理) 1068 01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:23,879 ‪我這個瘋子 1069 01:21:30,176 --> 01:21:32,512 ‪(合約效期剩下一週) 1070 01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:58,788 ‪喂,鄭智厚,等一下! 1071 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,000 ‪你到底在說什麼鬼話? 1072 01:22:04,419 --> 01:22:06,546 ‪我們偶爾不是也會互咬和打鬧嗎? 1073 01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:08,048 ‪跟那些差不多 1074 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:10,425 ‪妳以前也喜歡那些互動 1075 01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:12,636 ‪那些只是表達喜歡的方式 1076 01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:14,429 ‪跟變態的行為不一樣 1077 01:22:16,514 --> 01:22:18,350 ‪你要不要去身心科接受諮詢? 1078 01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:20,352 ‪還是小時候經歷過什麼? 1079 01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:23,772 ‪荷娜,這就是我 1080 01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:28,109 ‪這件事我考慮了很久 ‪覺得至少要向妳坦白 1081 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,110 ‪坦白? 1082 01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:31,905 ‪那我們之間發生過的都算什麼? 1083 01:22:31,988 --> 01:22:32,989 ‪都是假的嗎? 1084 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:35,951 ‪無法得到滿足,心裡期望著別的 1085 01:22:36,534 --> 01:22:37,577 ‪卻勉強自己和我相處 1086 01:22:38,411 --> 01:22:39,245 ‪不是這樣嗎? 1087 01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:41,039 ‪荷娜,我沒有勉強 1088 01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:44,542 ‪你怎麼不乾脆騙到底? 1089 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:46,711 ‪太噁心了 1090 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:23,623 ‪其實我能理解他的想法 1091 01:23:24,624 --> 01:23:27,377 ‪有些人可以將戀愛和DS並行 1092 01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:32,215 ‪雖然聽起來很理想 ‪卻比想像中還要困難 1093 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:35,176 ‪雖然調教也是一種愛 1094 01:23:36,219 --> 01:23:37,679 ‪只有調教卻不足以構成愛情 1095 01:23:38,638 --> 01:23:39,681 ‪我也知道 1096 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,309 ‪妳知道我最介意什麼嗎? 1097 01:23:45,145 --> 01:23:47,022 ‪我以為他一定會答應 1098 01:23:47,939 --> 01:23:48,773 ‪也是 1099 01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:51,651 ‪目前為止,他都很聽話 1100 01:23:53,153 --> 01:23:54,863 ‪好像也很喜歡聽我的話 1101 01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:00,535 ‪我簡直跟那些變態騙子一樣 1102 01:24:01,745 --> 01:24:03,455 ‪-老闆 ‪-怎樣? 1103 01:24:11,087 --> 01:24:12,714 ‪傷口貼起來比較不會留疤 1104 01:24:12,797 --> 01:24:13,673 ‪卉美 1105 01:24:17,802 --> 01:24:19,554 ‪你別對我示好 1106 01:24:19,637 --> 01:24:21,097 ‪我這把年紀還跟你交往的話… 1107 01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:22,390 ‪超棒的啊 1108 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:28,188 ‪就算對象不是我也沒關係 1109 01:24:28,271 --> 01:24:30,023 ‪拜託不要跟奇怪的人交往 1110 01:24:30,523 --> 01:24:32,859 ‪再奇怪的人都可以,但你不行 1111 01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:33,902 ‪給我記住 1112 01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:36,321 ‪你去忙吧 1113 01:24:38,656 --> 01:24:40,033 ‪快去… 1114 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:44,329 ‪妳跟那些騙子當然不一樣 1115 01:24:44,412 --> 01:24:46,289 ‪妳有努力去了解 1116 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,671 ‪雖然不是什麼大企劃 1117 01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:56,049 ‪感謝組長願意大力配合 1118 01:24:56,132 --> 01:24:57,634 ‪這沒什麼 1119 01:24:57,717 --> 01:25:00,095 ‪業務組和我們是一家人 ‪當然要互相幫忙 1120 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:03,014 ‪鄭代理,後續就交給你了 1121 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:04,390 ‪好,我知道了 1122 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,019 ‪鄭代理的眼鏡是哪個牌子? 1123 01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:09,312 ‪可以借我戴… 1124 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:12,065 ‪唉,你真不給面子 1125 01:25:12,148 --> 01:25:14,526 ‪我需要換眼鏡,才想參考一下 1126 01:25:14,609 --> 01:25:16,653 ‪哎呀,連我都尷尬了 1127 01:25:16,736 --> 01:25:17,904 ‪我不是那個意思 1128 01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:20,448 ‪我必須戴著這副眼鏡 1129 01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:22,033 ‪它就像是我的護身符 1130 01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:26,037 ‪沒想到鄭代理這麼迷信? 1131 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,623 ‪意外地很人性化呢 1132 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:30,458 ‪崔代理就體諒他一下 1133 01:25:34,879 --> 01:25:35,713 ‪前輩 1134 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:37,757 ‪妳有什麼煩惱嗎? 1135 01:25:37,841 --> 01:25:38,675 ‪什麼? 1136 01:25:39,884 --> 01:25:40,760 ‪沒有 1137 01:25:45,265 --> 01:25:46,850 ‪我昨天喝太多了 1138 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:49,352 ‪膽囊這裡不太舒服 1139 01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:58,736 ‪怎麼了?你們好像很尷尬? 1140 01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:01,239 ‪我還以為有進展了 1141 01:26:12,083 --> 01:26:15,003 ‪-我先走了 ‪-下週見 1142 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,182 ‪前輩辛苦了,祝您週末愉快 1143 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:28,600 ‪-你也辛苦了 ‪-不會 1144 01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:47,869 ‪-鄭代理 ‪-什麼事? 1145 01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:50,455 ‪今天辛苦了 1146 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:09,390 ‪最後一場遊戲,明天照常進行 1147 01:27:50,223 --> 01:27:52,850 ‪綁縛是SM遊戲中的經典 1148 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:55,687 ‪需要考慮繩子的品質與綑綁的鬆緊度 1149 01:27:55,770 --> 01:27:59,274 ‪綁結的方式很多,所以難度偏高 1150 01:28:00,316 --> 01:28:01,442 ‪被綁住的人 1151 01:28:01,526 --> 01:28:03,945 ‪在血液不流通、感官逐漸麻木時 1152 01:28:04,028 --> 01:28:06,698 ‪將獲得高潮與解放 1153 01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:10,493 ‪被束縛的瞬間反而自由的矛盾 1154 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:15,373 ‪因為難度高,成果也難以預測 1155 01:28:37,645 --> 01:28:38,479 ‪笨蛋 1156 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:40,440 ‪怎麼也不問是誰就開門? 1157 01:28:46,029 --> 01:28:47,488 ‪荷娜,妳喝醉了? 1158 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,240 ‪怎麼不先打電話? 1159 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:50,658 ‪你又不會接 1160 01:28:51,534 --> 01:28:52,744 ‪今天不太合適 1161 01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:56,581 ‪我跟男朋友分手了 1162 01:28:58,374 --> 01:28:59,751 ‪你們又吵架? 1163 01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:04,339 ‪我的朋友們已經不想再聽我訴苦 1164 01:29:05,256 --> 01:29:07,342 ‪但你會聽吧? 1165 01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:10,053 ‪荷娜,我可以聽妳說 1166 01:29:10,803 --> 01:29:11,971 ‪但不是現在 1167 01:29:12,972 --> 01:29:13,973 ‪我說你 1168 01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:16,684 ‪這是你欠我的 1169 01:29:18,227 --> 01:29:19,437 ‪這筆債 1170 01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:22,023 ‪你一輩子也還不清 1171 01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:27,111 ‪你的表情是怎樣? 1172 01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:31,574 ‪好 1173 01:29:32,075 --> 01:29:33,868 ‪都是我的錯,但今天不行 1174 01:29:33,951 --> 01:29:35,578 ‪真他媽的太明顯了! 1175 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:37,622 ‪你不可以這樣對我 1176 01:29:37,705 --> 01:29:41,376 ‪你沒資格用厭惡的表情看我,我不准 1177 01:29:42,043 --> 01:29:45,046 ‪看你若無其事地過正常生活 ‪真的有夠煩 1178 01:29:47,423 --> 01:29:49,050 ‪我怎麼可能正常過生活? 1179 01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:52,929 ‪妳讓我變得膽小 ‪不只戀愛,什麼都做不成 1180 01:29:53,012 --> 01:29:54,639 ‪我也一樣 1181 01:29:54,722 --> 01:29:56,682 ‪你也讓我害怕談戀愛 1182 01:29:57,350 --> 01:30:00,269 ‪你知道你帶給我多少傷害嗎? 1183 01:30:01,437 --> 01:30:03,022 ‪荷娜,我也受傷了 1184 01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:05,900 ‪妳或許不會懂 1185 01:30:05,983 --> 01:30:09,737 ‪但最真實的我無法獲得一丁點的理解 1186 01:30:11,614 --> 01:30:12,824 ‪這對我來說也是種傷害 1187 01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:16,160 ‪妳認為的錯誤 1188 01:30:18,746 --> 01:30:20,623 ‪也有可能錯不在我啊 1189 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:42,395 ‪(鄭智宥) 1190 01:31:07,378 --> 01:31:08,212 ‪我會離開 1191 01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:12,091 ‪但我保證 1192 01:31:13,092 --> 01:31:14,510 ‪你永遠無法真的去愛人 1193 01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:17,305 ‪因為你什麼都不願意放手 1194 01:31:19,265 --> 01:31:21,809 ‪其實你愛的只有自己 1195 01:31:59,388 --> 01:32:00,556 ‪妳剛才遇到她了吧? 1196 01:32:01,641 --> 01:32:02,475 ‪荷娜 1197 01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:05,561 ‪你們復合了嗎? 1198 01:32:05,645 --> 01:32:07,188 ‪沒有,不是那樣 1199 01:32:08,814 --> 01:32:10,566 ‪她還是很恨我 1200 01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:16,739 ‪如果沒有愛 1201 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:19,033 ‪那也不會有恨 1202 01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:17,425 ‪痛嗎? 1203 01:33:27,101 --> 01:33:28,019 ‪儘管說 1204 01:33:29,395 --> 01:33:30,896 ‪我都可以幫你達成 1205 01:33:46,787 --> 01:33:48,372 ‪這是最後一場遊戲 1206 01:33:49,248 --> 01:33:50,833 ‪不要留下任何遺憾 1207 01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:19,278 ‪智厚,快住手! 1208 01:34:23,949 --> 01:34:25,868 ‪不行,我不能再繼續了 1209 01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:34,502 ‪我不知道我在做什麼 1210 01:34:41,550 --> 01:34:42,385 ‪對不起 1211 01:34:46,555 --> 01:34:47,765 ‪你為什麼道歉? 1212 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:25,261 ‪智宥 1213 01:35:27,722 --> 01:35:29,932 ‪妳知道為什麼水星又小又黑嗎? 1214 01:35:31,892 --> 01:35:33,936 ‪因為距離太陽太近 1215 01:35:34,687 --> 01:35:37,565 ‪所以被燒得焦黑,甚至縮小 1216 01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,569 ‪我喜歡溫暖 1217 01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:44,989 ‪但也害怕被燒焦 1218 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:48,826 ‪智宥 1219 01:35:50,327 --> 01:35:51,829 ‪妳對我來說就像太陽 1220 01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:55,249 ‪有生以來第一次 1221 01:35:57,126 --> 01:35:58,586 ‪遇見的唯一 1222 01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,593 ‪最後一次遊戲到此結束 1223 01:37:11,450 --> 01:37:13,160 ‪今天少一個人耶 1224 01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,829 ‪智宥居然請病假 1225 01:37:14,912 --> 01:37:16,288 ‪原來她也是人類 1226 01:37:16,789 --> 01:37:18,499 ‪我有時候會以為她是機器人 1227 01:37:19,625 --> 01:37:20,501 ‪組長 1228 01:37:21,293 --> 01:37:22,503 ‪謝啦,李翰 1229 01:37:22,586 --> 01:37:23,963 ‪-放在我桌上 ‪-好的 1230 01:37:32,137 --> 01:37:34,640 ‪鄭代理,你今天沒戴嗎? 1231 01:37:36,225 --> 01:37:38,727 ‪眼鏡啊,聽說是你珍貴的護身符 1232 01:37:39,937 --> 01:37:41,146 ‪我很羨慕你 1233 01:37:41,230 --> 01:37:42,773 ‪有這麼珍惜的東西 1234 01:37:55,661 --> 01:37:57,872 ‪幹嘛這麼麻煩,還煮粥? 1235 01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:01,417 ‪我用買的 1236 01:38:03,085 --> 01:38:04,503 ‪很棒,好吃耶 1237 01:38:06,005 --> 01:38:07,506 ‪多吃一點,再去睡吧 1238 01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:16,724 ‪又怎麼了? 1239 01:38:16,807 --> 01:38:18,142 ‪我可什麼話都沒說 1240 01:38:18,225 --> 01:38:20,019 ‪妳的眼神就說了 1241 01:38:22,229 --> 01:38:25,232 ‪感情是無法強求的 1242 01:38:26,734 --> 01:38:28,152 ‪不用太著急 1243 01:38:44,835 --> 01:38:46,253 ‪冷靜點! 1244 01:38:51,425 --> 01:38:54,094 ‪我好像讓智宥很難受 1245 01:38:55,512 --> 01:38:58,724 ‪她只是個普通人 ‪不該拜託她當我的主人 1246 01:38:58,807 --> 01:39:01,268 ‪你還真看得起自己 1247 01:39:02,061 --> 01:39:03,979 ‪這也是智宥的選擇 1248 01:39:06,565 --> 01:39:08,776 ‪你知道她多謹慎考慮嗎? 1249 01:39:10,569 --> 01:39:12,613 ‪甚至害怕自己濫用權力 1250 01:39:12,696 --> 01:39:16,158 ‪連私底下約你喝杯啤酒都說不出口 1251 01:39:17,284 --> 01:39:18,994 ‪不懂為何這麼固執 1252 01:39:20,746 --> 01:39:22,373 ‪她一直都很帥氣 1253 01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:25,793 ‪那種個性讓我很心動 1254 01:39:29,046 --> 01:39:32,424 ‪那是奴隸的立場,還是男人的立場? 1255 01:39:32,508 --> 01:39:34,760 ‪一開始我很確定 1256 01:39:34,843 --> 01:39:35,678 ‪好 1257 01:39:35,761 --> 01:39:38,263 ‪但現在無法分辨 1258 01:39:39,014 --> 01:39:40,975 ‪我很可悲吧? 1259 01:39:44,478 --> 01:39:45,396 ‪真是的 1260 01:39:46,730 --> 01:39:47,982 ‪雖然我也沒好到哪去 1261 01:39:49,191 --> 01:39:50,943 ‪你也是一團糟呢 1262 01:39:51,443 --> 01:39:54,738 ‪不過每天自怨自艾,能改變什麼? 1263 01:39:55,406 --> 01:39:56,991 ‪與其花時間自責 1264 01:39:58,033 --> 01:40:00,411 ‪不如對自己的情感負責 1265 01:40:21,849 --> 01:40:22,683 ‪已傳送 1266 01:40:28,522 --> 01:40:29,398 ‪糟糕了 1267 01:40:34,319 --> 01:40:36,447 ‪前輩,請小心! 1268 01:40:37,156 --> 01:40:39,867 ‪世界上能理解的人不多 1269 01:40:41,285 --> 01:40:42,703 {\an8}‪(附件:未命名音檔) 1270 01:40:42,786 --> 01:40:43,662 ‪去那邊坐下 1271 01:40:45,664 --> 01:40:46,874 ‪解開皮帶 1272 01:40:51,795 --> 01:40:53,756 ‪比想像中還要粗呢 1273 01:40:53,839 --> 01:40:54,882 ‪什麼? 1274 01:40:55,466 --> 01:40:56,717 ‪直接打我吧 1275 01:40:59,178 --> 01:41:00,888 ‪(收件人:公司群組) 1276 01:41:00,971 --> 01:41:02,473 ‪(附件:未命名音檔) 1277 01:41:07,853 --> 01:41:11,106 ‪一下正經,一下放蕩 1278 01:41:11,190 --> 01:41:12,900 ‪平常看起來很聰明的人 1279 01:41:12,983 --> 01:41:13,901 ‪這是什麼狀況? 1280 01:41:14,401 --> 01:41:15,486 ‪現在該怎麼辦? 1281 01:41:16,028 --> 01:41:17,154 ‪妳不回話嗎? 1282 01:41:17,237 --> 01:41:19,907 ‪李翰這傢伙不現身,打算辭職嗎? 1283 01:41:20,491 --> 01:41:22,159 ‪還有鄭代理為什麼還沒來? 1284 01:41:22,242 --> 01:41:23,285 ‪他來了 1285 01:41:24,745 --> 01:41:25,913 ‪發生什麼事? 1286 01:41:25,996 --> 01:41:27,039 ‪你去會議室看看 1287 01:41:27,122 --> 01:41:29,416 ‪這事件尚未確認是否屬實 1288 01:41:29,500 --> 01:41:31,794 ‪匿名論壇上持續有人在討論 1289 01:41:31,877 --> 01:41:35,005 ‪快張貼內部公告 ‪凡是流出音檔,立刻懲戒 1290 01:41:35,089 --> 01:41:36,215 ‪-好的 ‪-我知道了 1291 01:41:36,715 --> 01:41:39,301 ‪偏偏發生在公關部,真是太丟臉了 1292 01:41:42,262 --> 01:41:43,180 ‪你快進來 1293 01:41:43,263 --> 01:41:45,224 ‪(我聽說了,還真是人不可貌相) 1294 01:41:45,307 --> 01:41:48,644 ‪(雖然是個人自由 ‪但在茶水間不太好吧?) 1295 01:41:49,269 --> 01:41:52,022 ‪那個叫鄭智宥的女職員 ‪以後沒臉上班了吧? 1296 01:41:52,106 --> 01:41:54,316 ‪所以男方跟女方,到底誰是變態? 1297 01:41:54,399 --> 01:41:56,318 ‪夫唱婦隨吧 1298 01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:03,325 ‪怎麼會喜歡被打?挨打會興奮嗎? 1299 01:42:03,408 --> 01:42:05,160 ‪好奇嗎?要我打你? 1300 01:42:05,244 --> 01:42:07,955 ‪安靜點,小心你也被皮帶抽 1301 01:42:09,206 --> 01:42:12,459 ‪(未顯示號碼 ‪我也想被妳用力打,太性感了) 1302 01:42:18,048 --> 01:42:19,550 ‪(鄭智厚代理) 1303 01:42:26,056 --> 01:42:29,476 ‪您所撥的電話,現在無法接聽 1304 01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:31,562 ‪請稍後再撥 1305 01:42:38,610 --> 01:42:42,531 ‪我是智宥的同事,她一直不接我電話 1306 01:42:43,448 --> 01:42:44,950 ‪你們只是同事嗎? 1307 01:42:45,534 --> 01:42:46,660 ‪什麼? 1308 01:42:46,743 --> 01:42:49,204 ‪如果只是同事 ‪她不會不接你的電話吧? 1309 01:43:05,512 --> 01:43:06,805 ‪都是因為我 1310 01:43:08,682 --> 01:43:11,810 ‪主人才需要承受這樣的羞辱與煎熬 1311 01:43:13,562 --> 01:43:14,813 ‪全都是我造成的 1312 01:43:17,065 --> 01:43:18,525 ‪儘管如此自責 1313 01:43:20,527 --> 01:43:23,530 ‪一想到要向人坦承我的真面目 1314 01:43:24,031 --> 01:43:25,699 ‪我就只想躲起來 1315 01:43:26,825 --> 01:43:28,202 ‪我真的很壞吧? 1316 01:43:39,796 --> 01:43:40,839 ‪智宥 1317 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,460 ‪現在進行人事懲戒會議 1318 01:44:21,755 --> 01:44:23,173 ‪去那邊坐下 1319 01:44:24,675 --> 01:44:25,676 ‪解開皮帶 1320 01:44:29,263 --> 01:44:30,138 ‪外套脫掉 1321 01:44:32,349 --> 01:44:34,476 ‪比想像中還要粗呢 1322 01:44:35,769 --> 01:44:36,895 ‪直接打我吧 1323 01:44:37,980 --> 01:44:38,814 ‪夠了 1324 01:44:41,775 --> 01:44:42,651 ‪兩位 1325 01:44:44,444 --> 01:44:45,904 ‪究竟是什麼關係? 1326 01:44:46,905 --> 01:44:50,325 ‪為什麼在公司裡又脫又打鬧? 1327 01:44:50,409 --> 01:44:53,829 ‪該檢討的是違反工作環境秩序的行為 1328 01:44:53,912 --> 01:44:55,622 ‪而不是我們的私生活 1329 01:44:55,706 --> 01:44:58,667 ‪我們需要詳細調查兩位的私生活 1330 01:44:58,750 --> 01:45:01,169 ‪才能知道你們是如何違反秩序 1331 01:45:02,045 --> 01:45:03,505 ‪這裡不是普通公司 1332 01:45:04,089 --> 01:45:06,717 ‪如果傳到孩童父母耳中該怎麼辦? 1333 01:45:07,968 --> 01:45:10,220 ‪不過鄭智宥小姐 1334 01:45:11,179 --> 01:45:12,723 ‪看來是日夜反差很大的人喔 1335 01:45:16,476 --> 01:45:17,728 ‪幽默吧? 1336 01:45:18,937 --> 01:45:20,439 ‪你們就坦白吧 1337 01:45:20,522 --> 01:45:23,233 ‪事情鬧大,對大家都不利 1338 01:45:23,317 --> 01:45:25,986 ‪“年輕男女談戀愛,玩笑開過頭了” 1339 01:45:26,069 --> 01:45:27,446 ‪我們會這樣向上呈報 1340 01:45:27,529 --> 01:45:30,657 ‪是啊,你們也趁這次機會 ‪朝健康的關係發展 1341 01:45:31,158 --> 01:45:32,576 ‪還是鄭代理不太滿意? 1342 01:45:33,952 --> 01:45:35,996 ‪認真交往可能會有壓力 1343 01:45:36,079 --> 01:45:38,707 ‪或許他只是玩玩而已? 1344 01:45:38,790 --> 01:45:39,791 ‪說的也是 1345 01:45:42,210 --> 01:45:46,381 ‪一開始隨著女方的指令玩幾次很刺激 1346 01:45:46,465 --> 01:45:48,633 ‪但持續交往下去,男人的面子… 1347 01:45:48,717 --> 01:45:50,093 ‪您應該知道這番言論 1348 01:45:50,177 --> 01:45:52,637 ‪很有可能會引發爭議吧? 1349 01:45:52,721 --> 01:45:55,557 ‪哇,果然像傳聞一樣了不起 1350 01:45:56,350 --> 01:46:00,187 ‪你們該不會在茶水間 ‪做了更過分的事吧? 1351 01:46:00,270 --> 01:46:02,397 ‪對,兩位就直說,到底有沒有做? 1352 01:46:03,732 --> 01:46:06,443 ‪您確定不會後悔說過這些話嗎? 1353 01:46:07,277 --> 01:46:08,779 ‪-我… ‪-夠了 1354 01:46:10,947 --> 01:46:13,658 ‪那天是我要她教訓我,智宥沒有犯錯 1355 01:46:13,742 --> 01:46:16,995 ‪犯錯與否,會由我們來判斷 1356 01:46:18,747 --> 01:46:22,000 ‪總之,因為你有特殊癖好 ‪才會發生這件事? 1357 01:46:22,709 --> 01:46:26,505 ‪沒錯,我喜歡被命令跟踐踏 1358 01:46:27,172 --> 01:46:29,591 ‪一切都因我而起,請不要再爭論了 1359 01:46:29,674 --> 01:46:30,592 ‪鄭代理,咚咚 1360 01:46:31,301 --> 01:46:32,677 ‪我今天不會聽妳的命令 1361 01:46:32,761 --> 01:46:35,097 ‪-她說什麼? ‪-她說:“咚咚” 1362 01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:36,640 ‪那是暗號嗎? 1363 01:46:37,682 --> 01:46:38,600 ‪不管了 1364 01:46:39,476 --> 01:46:43,313 ‪總之,鄭代理對智宥沒有特殊情感 1365 01:46:43,397 --> 01:46:45,482 ‪只是喜歡被踩在腳下,對吧? 1366 01:46:46,316 --> 01:46:49,778 ‪那麼智宥是喜歡鄭代理 ‪還是喜歡打人? 1367 01:46:49,861 --> 01:46:51,113 ‪妳說清楚啊 1368 01:46:52,531 --> 01:46:54,825 ‪不是這樣,我… 1369 01:46:57,452 --> 01:46:58,286 ‪我喜歡她 1370 01:47:00,831 --> 01:47:02,707 ‪鄭代理,這些話… 1371 01:47:02,791 --> 01:47:05,252 ‪我喜歡她,想要認真跟她交往 1372 01:47:06,044 --> 01:47:08,046 ‪所以請不要對她指指點點 1373 01:47:08,630 --> 01:47:10,006 ‪原來你喜歡她 1374 01:47:10,590 --> 01:47:12,676 ‪但還是要受懲戒,知道嗎? 1375 01:47:12,759 --> 01:47:14,553 ‪不管是被懲戒還是開除 1376 01:47:15,053 --> 01:47:16,346 ‪我都要把話說出來 1377 01:47:17,347 --> 01:47:19,057 ‪剛剛也說過,我是奇怪的人 1378 01:47:19,141 --> 01:47:20,642 ‪所以鬧出這件事 1379 01:47:21,935 --> 01:47:23,186 ‪但智宥不一樣 1380 01:47:24,771 --> 01:47:27,858 ‪坦白說,除了她,在座的都是瘋子 1381 01:47:29,359 --> 01:47:31,445 ‪她是個能力強又帥氣的女性 1382 01:47:31,528 --> 01:47:34,114 ‪我交辦的事都一絲不苟地完成 1383 01:47:34,197 --> 01:47:35,657 ‪所以我愛上她了 1384 01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:38,535 ‪這樣錯了嗎? 1385 01:47:39,536 --> 01:47:40,954 ‪有違反什麼規定嗎? 1386 01:47:42,664 --> 01:47:46,460 ‪你們把人叫過來 ‪隨意說一些不禮貌的評論 1387 01:47:49,796 --> 01:47:51,214 ‪難道不慚愧嗎? 1388 01:47:56,303 --> 01:47:57,179 ‪智宥 1389 01:47:59,514 --> 01:48:01,683 ‪我知道現在時機不恰當 1390 01:48:04,394 --> 01:48:05,312 ‪但我喜歡妳 1391 01:48:06,313 --> 01:48:08,356 ‪我不在乎合約或是懲戒 1392 01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:09,608 ‪身為同事 1393 01:48:10,650 --> 01:48:12,986 ‪身為男人,我尊敬並愛慕妳 1394 01:48:16,698 --> 01:48:19,326 ‪這份情感遠遠超出妳的想像 1395 01:48:23,997 --> 01:48:24,915 ‪我喜歡妳 1396 01:48:34,508 --> 01:48:35,926 ‪總之就是傷風敗俗! 1397 01:48:37,844 --> 01:48:40,722 ‪是的,我們的確傷風敗俗 1398 01:48:40,805 --> 01:48:43,767 ‪以後只會在公司外進行 1399 01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:45,936 ‪還有其他疑問嗎? 1400 01:48:47,020 --> 01:48:48,438 ‪希望各位不會後悔 1401 01:48:58,865 --> 01:49:00,742 ‪你其實不用全說出來 1402 01:49:03,912 --> 01:49:05,997 ‪兇起來很帥,笑起來很漂亮 1403 01:49:06,081 --> 01:49:07,749 ‪妳簡直集各種優點於一身 1404 01:49:08,458 --> 01:49:10,377 ‪那我不笑,就不漂亮嗎? 1405 01:49:10,877 --> 01:49:12,379 ‪妳是傻瓜嗎? 1406 01:49:12,462 --> 01:49:13,880 ‪怎麼可能不漂亮? 1407 01:49:13,964 --> 01:49:15,757 ‪真受不了耶 1408 01:49:17,968 --> 01:49:21,221 ‪你怎麼合約一到期,語氣就變傲慢了 1409 01:49:22,013 --> 01:49:23,390 ‪需要再簽約嗎? 1410 01:49:26,393 --> 01:49:29,563 ‪如果妳很辛苦,不用勉強自己 1411 01:49:31,231 --> 01:49:32,899 ‪你又來了 1412 01:49:33,650 --> 01:49:35,694 ‪以後不要自己亂猜 1413 01:49:36,194 --> 01:49:38,780 ‪我本來就喜歡挑戰新事物 1414 01:49:39,739 --> 01:49:42,200 ‪而且,其實滿有趣的 1415 01:49:44,494 --> 01:49:45,829 ‪我們一起加油吧 1416 01:49:46,621 --> 01:49:48,373 ‪-DS跟戀愛 ‪-真的嗎? 1417 01:49:48,456 --> 01:49:50,083 ‪我們一起重擬合約 1418 01:49:50,166 --> 01:49:52,002 ‪仔細一點,讓你不會被太陽燒焦 1419 01:49:52,961 --> 01:49:54,462 ‪我今天就算被解雇,也很值得 1420 01:49:54,546 --> 01:49:57,007 ‪你會不會被解雇,還要等著看呢! 1421 01:49:58,133 --> 01:49:59,134 ‪什麼? 1422 01:50:00,802 --> 01:50:03,346 {\an8}‪(匿名,音檔傳送成功) 1423 01:50:03,430 --> 01:50:06,433 ‪黃組長,我們何時去旅行? 1424 01:50:07,642 --> 01:50:09,144 ‪別叫我組長 1425 01:50:09,227 --> 01:50:10,604 ‪我老婆最近很敏感 1426 01:50:11,104 --> 01:50:14,774 ‪寶貝跟我一起去釜山出差 ‪吃生魚片如何? 1427 01:50:16,192 --> 01:50:18,695 ‪天殺的混帳間諜 1428 01:50:19,863 --> 01:50:23,116 ‪組長,我叫了頂級小姐們… 1429 01:50:24,117 --> 01:50:25,535 ‪那是什麼? 1430 01:50:25,619 --> 01:50:28,121 ‪-這在聊天室裡… ‪-你說什麼? 1431 01:50:29,039 --> 01:50:30,999 ‪李翰,智宥前輩找你 1432 01:50:31,499 --> 01:50:32,375 ‪好的 1433 01:50:33,043 --> 01:50:36,379 ‪如果那天有錄音 ‪不會只有我們的對話 1434 01:50:39,716 --> 01:50:41,009 ‪直接打我吧 1435 01:50:41,509 --> 01:50:43,470 ‪這樣不行,你跟我出來 1436 01:50:44,888 --> 01:50:47,557 ‪黃組長,我們何時去旅行? 1437 01:50:48,308 --> 01:50:51,186 ‪智宥前輩,非常抱歉造成妳的困擾 1438 01:50:51,269 --> 01:50:52,937 ‪但好像會引起軒然大波 1439 01:50:53,021 --> 01:50:54,648 ‪反正你打算離職吧? 1440 01:50:56,650 --> 01:50:57,651 ‪那就幫幫我 1441 01:50:59,152 --> 01:51:00,070 ‪停職? 1442 01:51:00,153 --> 01:51:01,738 ‪停職有薪水嗎? 1443 01:51:01,821 --> 01:51:03,114 ‪只懲罰兩個人嗎? 1444 01:51:03,198 --> 01:51:04,616 ‪(鄭智厚,停職六個月) 1445 01:51:04,699 --> 01:51:06,076 ‪(鄭智宥,減薪三個月) 1446 01:51:06,159 --> 01:51:08,536 ‪我們部門突然少好多人 1447 01:51:08,620 --> 01:51:10,664 ‪對外活動暫時由妳全權負責 1448 01:51:11,414 --> 01:51:12,332 ‪這也是處罰 1449 01:51:13,667 --> 01:51:14,501 ‪好 1450 01:51:16,294 --> 01:51:18,088 ‪妳會因為工作量太大而離職嗎? 1451 01:51:19,005 --> 01:51:19,839 ‪有可能 1452 01:51:21,216 --> 01:51:22,092 ‪知道了 1453 01:51:28,932 --> 01:51:31,976 ‪世上沒有完全平等的關係 1454 01:51:32,060 --> 01:51:32,936 ‪大概吧? 1455 01:51:33,728 --> 01:51:38,108 ‪不過我們會努力一輩子 ‪直到能平等地相愛 1456 01:51:40,026 --> 01:51:41,319 ‪妳又要去約會嗎? 1457 01:51:42,028 --> 01:51:44,114 ‪把店門關上,我們一起去 1458 01:51:46,491 --> 01:51:48,410 ‪天啊,詹姆士…不可以吃! 1459 01:51:48,493 --> 01:51:49,661 ‪卉美! 1460 01:51:49,744 --> 01:51:51,371 ‪喂,我可是你的老闆耶 1461 01:51:53,331 --> 01:51:55,834 ‪不管是Dom或Sub、S還是M 1462 01:51:55,917 --> 01:51:57,669 ‪我們都在尋找 1463 01:51:57,752 --> 01:52:01,047 ‪願意接納假面下 ‪你我真實樣貌的對象 1464 01:52:02,966 --> 01:52:06,720 ‪不放棄希望,就能找到最珍貴的人 1465 01:52:08,138 --> 01:52:09,764 ‪只要能遇見那個人 1466 01:52:09,848 --> 01:52:14,060 ‪就算生活變得天翻地覆也很值得 1467 01:52:16,479 --> 01:52:18,732 ‪你就這麼想被咬嗎? 1468 01:52:19,691 --> 01:52:22,360 ‪我也想要親親和其他親密接觸 1469 01:52:22,861 --> 01:52:27,574 ‪我想照每階段的進度 ‪一步步地循序漸進 1470 01:52:29,451 --> 01:52:32,996 ‪那麼以你的標準,這是第一階段? 1471 01:52:34,247 --> 01:52:35,081 ‪沒錯 1472 01:52:51,097 --> 01:52:52,098 ‪智宥! 1473 01:52:53,224 --> 01:52:55,351 ‪我們決定嘗試“愉虐戀愛” 1474 01:52:55,435 --> 01:52:58,104 ‪不知為何,我想和斑斑老師分享 1475 01:52:58,605 --> 01:52:59,606 ‪謝謝 1476 01:53:01,983 --> 01:53:04,194 ‪恭喜妳遇到適合的對象 1477 01:53:04,944 --> 01:53:08,198 ‪無論是DS或戀愛,我都會為妳加油! 1478 01:53:27,258 --> 01:53:29,969 ‪雖然你平常也可愛 1479 01:53:30,053 --> 01:53:33,473 ‪但被栓起來時,特別可愛 1480 01:53:33,556 --> 01:53:35,308 ‪那麼請一直拴住我 1481 01:53:36,601 --> 01:53:38,436 ‪我考慮看看 1482 01:53:39,729 --> 01:53:43,650 ‪不過到我滿意為止,今天不會放開你 1483 01:53:53,117 --> 01:53:56,162 ‪哎呀,居然想投機取巧? 1484 01:54:01,334 --> 01:54:03,253 ‪主人,我愛妳 1485 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:59,429 ‪字幕翻譯:樓艾苓