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Hey!
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[Detective Agnes] What compelled you
to break into the home
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- of a decorated detective?
- Hey!
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- What were you after?
- The Road.
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- What road?
- You, of all people, should know.
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[chanting in Latin]
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[Agatha in English] If you've got
the goods to break a spell
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cast by the Scarlet Witch,
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why do you need The Road?
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Again, who are you?
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I'm...
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Someone's put a sigil on that boy.
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A sigil is a redaction spell
that hides something.
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Did you put the sigil on me?
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Actually, I wouldn't know.
It works on the witch who cast it as well.
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Sigils are destroyed
when they're no longer needed.
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- [Teen] How old were you?
- Thirteen, maybe.
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A lot happened to me at 13, too.
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Wake up. Alice. Please wake up.
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Don't touch her!
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You're so much like your mother.
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Wait, what are you...
[grunts and exclaims]
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[all screaming]
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[Jen] Teen! Help.
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- No! No!
- [Lilia yells] No!
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[Teen praying in Hebrew]
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[people pray along]
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[Teen continues praying]
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[reading in Hebrew]
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[♪ dance music palying]
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[Jeff] You look like you're having fun.
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Who, me? Never.
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Here. Have you eaten anything?
Oh, good. Perfect.
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- [Rebecca] Oh, look at you.
- [Jeff] Eat this.
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We are so proud of you.
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We love you more than we could ever hope
to communicate in human words.
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- Gross.
- Ew, you're gross.
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- You're both disgusting.
- [chuckles]
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Thank you for everything.
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- William, come on. It's time.
- There you are.
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- Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
- There you go.
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[♪ "Hava Nagila" playing]
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[boy] Yeah, William!
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This is so extra! Okay. Okay.
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[♪ dance music playing]
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[Voice] Welcome to the curious.
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Are we looking behind us, or ahead?
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Ahead.
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I think.
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Yeah, do ahead.
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Let us see what the future has in store.
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Please. May I have your right palm?
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Don't tell me everything.
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I don't wanna know too much.
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Sorry. I...
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Just pretend I'm not here.
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It's clear that
a long journey lies ahead of you.
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This journey will be
one of great transformation and...
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[electricity crackling]
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Your lifeline is broken in two.
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[Teen] What?
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That can't be good.
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It can mean many things.
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It often represents personal growth
and important life changes.
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You're becoming a man.
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A new you.
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I wouldn't worry.
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The Tower Reversed.
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I thought you were reading my palm.
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I'm sorry. I...
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I just remembered something, I think.
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Okay, well, I probably should...
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go back to the party.
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Love the vibe in here, though.
It's very early Argento.
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You don't need to be a psychic
to see that you're a good egg.
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Enjoy the now, baby.
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It's the only thing that's certain.
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- [♪ dance music playing in distance]
- [people chattering indistinctly]
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Oh, sorry.
Um, some kid left this in my tent.
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Will you make sure that they get it back?
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- Which kid?
- I don't remember.
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- [mic tapping]
- [Jeff] Sorry to interrupt.
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We've been informed
there's something happening
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with the anomaly in Westview.
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Everybody needs to go home
as quickly and as safely as possible.
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- [all clamoring]
- What's going on?
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Sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
I think we have to go.
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- Yeah.
- What?
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- [people clamoring]
- [sirens wailing]
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[Vision] My wife and her flying saucers.
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[Wanda] My husband
and his indestructible head.
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[audience laughs on radio]
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[Rebecca shushes] It's okay.
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It's okay. We'll be home soon.
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[Jeff] Is it going away?
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[Rebecca] It looks like
it's getting smaller.
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Mom, look out!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Oh, my God. William. William? William!
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- [Rebecca] Is he okay?
- No, he's bleeding.
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What? William, can you hear me, baby?
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- Call 911.
- I'm trying.
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I don't think he's breathing.
I can't get to him.
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- [Jeff] It's not going through.
- William.
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Oh, no. Jeff. Look.
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I'm gonna flag them down.
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- William, oh, no! No, no, no!
- [Jeff] Help! Hey!
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I'm coming. Hold on.
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[in distance] William! Oh, no,
I can't get to him.
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- [Billy] Good night, Tommy.
- [Tommy] Good night, Billy.
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[gasps] Tommy!
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Hey, hey.
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- [Jeff] Rebecca.
- [Rebecca] You're all right.
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You're gonna be okay.
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- Are you okay?
- Is he breathing?
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- Yes, he is now.
- Okay.
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- [Jeff] Thank God.
- Don't move him.
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The ambulance is on the way.
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[paramedic] Can you say your name?
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Do you know where you are?
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Do you remember what happened?
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It'll be okay.
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It's okay.
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[Teen breathing heavily]
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[Jeff] It's okay.
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- [Jeff] There's nothing physically wrong?
- [Rebecca] He's clearly different.
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[doctor] I'm referring you
to an excellent psychologist.
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And of course I'm here, too,
if you need it.
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[Rebecca] Thank you.
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- [Jeff] Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
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This is where you'd say,
"Since when do you call me 'buddy'?"
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Would I?
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[Rebecca] Seriously?
He's gonna make fun of him?
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[Jeff] She's giving me that look.
I'm doing my best here.
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It's fine. Just please don't fight.
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- What do you mean?
- We're not fighting.
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Everything's okay. We're with you.
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Yeah, sorry.
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So, the doctor was saying
all the scans look clean.
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And there's no signs of permanent damage.
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She thinks the amnesia will just take
a little time to resolve on its own.
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That's all.
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[Jeff] The really good news
is you're cleared to be discharged
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as soon as tomorrow.
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[Rebecca] Well, only if you're ready.
Are you?
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Ready?
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Yeah, of course.
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[Rebecca] Okay. Home sweet, messy,
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someday-we're-gonna-get-
that-bathroom-renovated, home.
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[Jeff] So happy you're finally home,
William. Goodness.
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Thanks.
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[Rebecca] Okay.
I'm gonna change the water in this.
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[Jeff] I'm gonna pop up the AC.
It's just stuffy.
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- Here. Let me get this one.
- Oh, yeah.
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[barking]
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[Jeff and Rebecca] Greg!
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Greg, chill out.
It's William. It's just William.
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It's probably just the smell
from the hospital or something.
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Okay, come here. Come here. Come here.
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[Rebecca] He looks so scared.
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[Jeff] Oh, my God. This is so hard.
When will he remember?
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I don't understand what's happening.
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What? What is it, honey?
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[Jeff] The doctor said no stress
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but it really feels
like we're stressing him out.
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[Rebecca] What are we supposed to do?
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How do we fix this? I just want him back!
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Please just stop. Please stop!
Please just stop.
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Stop what, buddy?
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[Rebecca] Maybe seeing
his room will jog some...
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[Jeff] What if he never remembers?
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What if he just stays like this?
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- [Rebecca] His favorite restaurant.
- Lost, anxious, alone?
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- There has to be something.
- What if...
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- Give me my son!
- Will he be okay?
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Stop worrying!
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I'm sorry. I just...
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Maybe you're right, Mom.
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Maybe I just need to see my room.
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- How did...
- [Teen] Do you mind if I...
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go up alone?
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It's no problem. Of course.
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Maybe when I come back down,
we can have dinner.
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My treat.
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[Jeff chuckles]
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My name is William Kaplan.
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I'm William Kaplan.
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I am William Kaplan.
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[Teen] I had fun.
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And I always have fun with you.
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What is this thing?
You always have it with you.
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[Teen] It's nothing.
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It's a sigil. At least, I...
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I think it is.
It's like a puzzle. Sort of.
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Puzzle?
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Well, have you solved it?
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No, it's...
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It's impossible.
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[Eddie] I'm just gonna say it.
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I can't not say it.
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I'm just gonna say,
"William Kaplan. I love you."
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I...
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[chuckles nervously] Sorry. I just...
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- I need to tell you something.
- Really? I need to tell you something.
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- Yeah, me first.
- Okay.
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So this thing happens
when I'm with someone I care a lot about
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and they're having intense feelings.
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- I already sound like a freak...
- I'm... I'm into it.
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The car accident.
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I never told you about it, but, uh...
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Eddie, I...
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I died that night.
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And when I came back, I was different.
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Something else. Something more.
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I'm not William Kaplan.
At least not entirely.
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I still don't remember anything
from before the accident.
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I just pretended to recover
so my parents wouldn't worry.
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But nothing in my life has felt normal
until I met you.
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But I want you to know the truth.
I want you to know the real me.
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Whoever that is, because...
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Because I love you, too.
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You love me... too?
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- I love you, period.
- [chuckles]
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For the first time.
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What did you wanna...
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So you don't think I'm crazy?
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Uh, no, I totally do.
But for completely different reasons.
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You're under no obligation
to be this cool.
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I do have one question.
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Just one?
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If you're not William Kaplan,
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who are you?
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- [Teen] So I've compiled a dossier.
- Of course you have.
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And no distractions, please.
I'm gonna need you to hide those arms.
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So on the night of the accident,
we were only a few miles from Westview.
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{\an8}At the exact moment we crashed,
that anomaly was collapsing.
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That big, red dome thing in the sky.
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Exactly.
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I thought that turned out to be some
Avengers training exercise gone wrong.
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You're so adorably trusting.
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For those of you
who are a little more adventurous,
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- you can melt the probiotic candles.
- What?
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Look at her skin.
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That level of flawless should be illegal.
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...face mask. It's completely safe.
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Okay, here.
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- Oh, the light!
- [Eddie] All right, so what do you think
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this really is then?
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- Aliens?
- No.
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Look. Here.
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See? Those are runes.
251
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,291
This was a spell.
252
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:48,666
Witchcraft.
253
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,458
People who were there
refuse to talk about it.
254
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:55,791
But I did find this guy on Reddit.
255
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,666
He used to live there.
I'm supposed to meet him tomorrow.
256
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:01,875
I'm adorably trusting?
257
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:10,291
We couldn't have met him
somewhere with lights or people?
258
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,000
- More coffee?
- This is where he suggested.
259
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,500
That's my point.
260
00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:25,916
I think that's him.
261
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:28,166
[Eddie] In the trench coat
hiding in the shadows? Yeah.
262
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,125
Who doesn't want to get murdered?
263
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,291
Are you CraftCrazy17?
264
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,125
You must be Bohnerrific69.
265
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,416
You can just call me Ralph.
Randall. Call me Randall.
266
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,750
Thanks for coming.
No one else would meet with me.
267
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:07,291
You're not wearing a wire, are you?
268
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,125
For what?
269
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,583
Don't worry about it. You...
270
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:15,000
No! See! Look, look.
No wire. No need to frisk.
271
00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:17,041
- [car engine starts]
- Get down!
272
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,666
So what did you want to know?
273
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,041
Just start with what you remember.
274
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,625
I remember everything.
275
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:41,250
Wanda had the whole town
acting out this weird, sad sitcom plot.
276
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:43,541
Wanda Maximoff?
277
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,000
You wanna hear this or not, bub?
278
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:50,333
You couldn't move or talk
or do anything...
279
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:53,666
anything on your own.
280
00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:59,916
It was like watching yourself on TV
inside your own head.
281
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,750
But you couldn't turn it off.
282
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:06,708
It was not a good time!
283
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:10,166
Do you feel like it changed you?
284
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:14,583
Can you, like, do stuff now?
285
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:19,208
You mean, like, wake up every hour
in the middle of the night screaming?
286
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:23,416
No, like, stuff you couldn't do before.
287
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:27,833
- What are you talkin' about?
- Never mind.
288
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,500
Anything else of note?
289
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,666
Nope.
290
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:37,666
Please don't ask about Agatha Harkness.
Please don't ask about Agatha Harkness.
291
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,125
- What do you know about Agatha Harkness?
- Come on, man!
292
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:42,916
- Who is she?
- She's an ancient witch
293
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:44,291
who will eff your shit up.
294
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,166
- Ugh! Gross. What?
- What the hell is that, man?
295
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,250
It's witch repellent!
296
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:53,916
You fools. I'm outta here. Amateur hour.
297
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,500
Wait, Mr. Bohnerrific! I just wanna talk.
298
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,833
Fine. Fine! You want the full deal?
I'll tell you.
299
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:04,708
But it'll cost you extra.
300
00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:06,166
No problem.
301
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,333
[Ralph vocalizing]
302
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,750
[Ralph grunts]
303
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,625
I didn't just suffer
like the rest of the yahoos in Westview.
304
00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:26,291
My deal was way, way worse.
305
00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:28,791
How?
306
00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:33,291
Agatha hijacked my life!
307
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,083
God damn it!
308
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,125
She called me her husband.
309
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,291
But I was her puppet.
310
00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:47,208
She stole my house,
311
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:51,250
completely ruined the market value.
312
00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:54,375
And she made me do
these horrible things like,
313
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:57,916
I held this really nice lady hostage
in my attic.
314
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,250
I was a terrible influence
on Wanda and Vision's kids.
315
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:06,791
And I poisoned a dog.
316
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,583
Woof.
317
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,541
- Hey!
- Wait, Wanda and Vision have kids?
318
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:15,625
Had. Past tense. Twins.
319
00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:17,166
What were their names?
320
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,958
Billy and Tommy.
321
00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:23,750
Tommy.
322
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:24,875
[Ralph] The little speedster
323
00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:27,750
and his mind-reading brother.
324
00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,666
Well, what happened to them?
325
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:37,875
Who knows? I mean, Wanda's dead.
326
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,458
Word on the street is
S.W.O.R.D. used Vision for parts.
327
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:43,958
And the twins,
328
00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:47,166
they just disappeared.
329
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:51,708
But you wanna know what I think?
330
00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:53,875
That they got sucked up
into that red bubble thing
331
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:55,333
like everything else Wanda made.
332
00:24:56,791 --> 00:25:00,208
After that, I cut and run.
Left my entire Blu-ray collection behind.
333
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,416
Agatha can keep my BowFlex.
334
00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,625
I'm never going back.
335
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,500
Wait, Agatha is still in Westview?
336
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
[Ralph] Last I heard,
she was under some kind of spell.
337
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,416
Acting like a normal resident.
Sourdough starters, potlucks, and whatnot.
338
00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:16,500
- So she's harmless?
- Did I say that?
339
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,666
- I did not say that!
- No.
340
00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:18,750
Hey!
341
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:20,666
Word to the wise,
342
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:23,666
don't go sniffing around there.
343
00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:27,750
Or you'll end up buried in that yard
with that dog, or worse!
344
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,833
You seriously don't know what kind
of crazy that lady eats for breakfast.
345
00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:36,625
So, I accept cash or...
346
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,958
I can give you half-off tickets
to my one man show in Paramus.
347
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,833
I really need to fill seats.
348
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:46,708
So what's it gonna be?
349
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:55,916
- [Rebecca] Hi.
- [Jeff] Hello.
350
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:00,083
- Hi.
- Hey.
351
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,958
- Hey.
- What, no Eddie?
352
00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:03,916
He had to go home.
353
00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:06,083
[Jeff] Oh, man, I made
that pot roast he likes so much.
354
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:09,416
I even made the potatoes in the air fryer.
They're super crispy.
355
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:12,416
You wanna watch a movie?
Psychological horror.
356
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:13,833
Freaky but grounded.
357
00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:15,791
I got homework to do.
358
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,791
[Lorna Wu singing]
♪ I have learned the lesson ♪
359
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,166
♪ Of all that's foul and fair ♪
360
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:29,541
♪ Our love was forged in fire ♪
361
00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,833
♪ Water, earth and air ♪
362
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:36,750
♪ The spell is cast
How long it lasts ♪
363
00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,791
♪ I cannot divine ♪
364
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,166
♪ The Road is there
And so I dare ♪
365
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:48,166
♪ To risk this heart of mine ♪
366
00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:52,916
{\an8}♪ Down, down, down The Road ♪
367
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:55,416
{\an8}♪ Down the Witches' Road ♪
368
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:59,416
{\an8}♪ Down, down, down The Road ♪
369
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:02,375
♪ Down the Witches' Road ♪
370
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,916
♪ Down, down, down The Road ♪
371
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,625
♪ Down the Witches' Road ♪
372
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:11,333
♪ Follow me, my friend ♪
373
00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:14,291
♪ To glory at the end ♪
374
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,666
♪ Down, down, down The Road ♪
375
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:59,791
♪ Down the Witches'
Down the Witches' Road ♪
376
00:27:59,791 --> 00:28:02,750
♪ Down, down, down The Road ♪
377
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,791
♪ Down the Witches' Road ♪
378
00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:08,916
♪ Down the Witches' Road
Down, down, down The Road ♪
379
00:28:08,916 --> 00:28:11,666
♪ Down the Witches' Road
Down, down, down ♪
380
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:14,750
♪ Wherever it may bend ♪
381
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:19,041
♪ I'll see you at the end ♪
382
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:25,750
♪ I'll see you at the end ♪
383
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:32,166
♪ I'll see you at the end ♪
384
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:37,541
♪ I'll see you at the end ♪
385
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:02,500
"Release spell.
Requires an important personal item."
386
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,166
This is a great idea.
387
00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:49,500
[Agatha] So she's a rookie, granted,
388
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,416
but I say to her,
389
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:55,791
"So, has the suspect been seen
in the last 24 hours?"
390
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:58,333
And she says,
"Only on TikTok." [chuckles]
391
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:15,333
Personal item. Personal...
392
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,333
[Agatha] Hey!
393
00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:25,833
Hey!
394
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,125
Okay, that's really high.
395
00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:29,416
- Okay.
- Stop!
396
00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,125
Oh, my God, what am I doing?
397
00:30:43,666 --> 00:30:45,041
Oh, my God, that hurt.
398
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:47,375
- Are you okay?
- Stop!
399
00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:49,125
- I'm trying to help you.
- Police!
400
00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:51,708
Please don't call the police.
I can't have a criminal record.
401
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:54,000
You picked the wrong house, kid.
402
00:30:57,416 --> 00:31:00,708
- Sorry!
- Hold your horses! Stop!
403
00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:02,041
I'll stop if you stop.
404
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,291
[groans] Cramp.
405
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:08,083
Hooligan.
406
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:16,083
Miss Harkness,
I didn't mean for that to be so chaotic.
407
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,833
I panicked, so I ran.
408
00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:22,250
But I'm very glad
I can have this opportunity
409
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,125
to fully explain myself to you.
410
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:29,333
So I'm curious.
411
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:34,208
What compelled you to break into
the home of a decorated detective?
412
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:36,708
Detective?
413
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:41,125
That's not what I was expecting,
but I can totally see that for you.
414
00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:42,375
[scoffs]
415
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:45,625
So let's talk about you, then,
you little dirtbag.
416
00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:47,625
What were you lookin' for in my home?
417
00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:50,625
Yeah, so I came here
with a somewhat unorthodox plan
418
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:54,041
to release you from the spell
you're weirdly committed to, but...
419
00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,250
Could I just trouble you
for a glass of water, or...
420
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,166
Yeah?
421
00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:02,208
Ow!
422
00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:06,000
Could we, like, maybe not,
with the physical violence?
423
00:32:06,916 --> 00:32:09,458
You wanna keep pokin' the bear?
424
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,208
I do not wanna poke the bear.
425
00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:14,291
No.
426
00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:15,875
- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.
427
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:18,833
- No, you do not.
- No, I do not.
428
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:21,916
- Do not wanna poke that bear.
- You're right. I do not wanna poke it.
429
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:24,833
Good.
430
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,250
What were you after?
431
00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:36,958
- The Witches' Road.
- What road?
432
00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:38,375
Oh, my God.
433
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,541
New question.
434
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:44,083
Where were you last night
between the hours of 1:00 and 3:00 a.m.?
435
00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:45,791
See, I feel like you've typecast me
436
00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:48,666
as the mouthy teen
who didn't actually kill the victim
437
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:51,416
but is guilty of some other B-story crime.
438
00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:54,375
Well, that couldn't be farther
from the truth.
439
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,583
I wanna work with you, Detective Agatha.
440
00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:05,791
It's off. There you go.
That'll work. That won't work.
441
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,875
Okay. You know what? You do you.
442
00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:12,125
"Asleep in bed."
443
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:15,458
Total loser?
444
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:18,750
Or totally lying?
445
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:22,541
Let's find out.
446
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:28,291
Tell me about this.
447
00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:31,083
Those are daisies.
448
00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:32,666
Tell me who she is.
449
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:34,750
- Who?
- Tell me who she is.
450
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,625
- Who?
- Tell me what happened to her!
451
00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:39,375
What are you talking about?
These are just flowers!
452
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,208
Wait, did you just hear what I said?
453
00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,500
They're just pictures
of someone's front yard or something.
454
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:59,500
See? Lots of flowers.
455
00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:04,083
And that's a painting. Nice painting.
456
00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:08,500
Okay, I'm gonna try this spell now.
It'll only take a second.
457
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,666
[chanting in Latin]
458
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,291
- What are you doing?
- [continues chanting]
459
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,625
What is that? Stop it.
460
00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:20,500
No. Shut your mouth.
461
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,541
- That's really tight.
- Shut your mouth.
462
00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:25,958
- Where are we going?
- Just walk!
463
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,041
[Teen] Okay!
464
00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:30,291
Come on, I do not wanna go back
in the closet.
465
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:38,958
- Come again?
- The Witches' Road.
466
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,333
I want you to take me there.
467
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,958
Why do you need The Road?
468
00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:44,083
Power is what I'm missing.
469
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,500
Who are you?
470
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,458
My name is William Kaplan.
471
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:05,500
Say again.
472
00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:11,458
I'm Billy Maximoff.
473
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:23,833
[Agatha groans]
474
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:32,583
[spits]
475
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:43,000
[grunting]
476
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,166
[yelps]
477
00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:52,958
[Agatha] That was quite a debut.
478
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:57,958
"A sigil, what's that?
479
00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:01,541
"Power is what I'm missing."
480
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,250
- Hardly.
- Power doesn't interest me.
481
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,458
Keep telling yourself that.
482
00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:13,583
When did you figure it out?
483
00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:16,041
[Agatha] I had a feeling
when we first met.
484
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:20,458
Even with the sigil in the way,
you and your mother have the same tell.
485
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,708
- Which is?
- Very inconvenient for you.
486
00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:33,750
I wasn't "sure" sure until...
487
00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:36,875
you...
488
00:37:37,041 --> 00:37:39,500
[imitates explosion
and people screaming]
489
00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:43,208
[chuckles]
490
00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,416
It's nice to see you again,
491
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,500
Billy.
492
00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:04,083
Billy.
493
00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:08,375
William.
494
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:11,625
You can hear me now.
495
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:15,625
Every witch with a beating heart
can hear you now.
496
00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:19,416
Ah.
497
00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:22,083
Lilia and Jen.
498
00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,666
Yeah. Well, what you did was...
499
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:27,875
[groans]
500
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,333
But life goes on.
501
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,250
Yours, anyway.
502
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,166
I mean, I've killed...
503
00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:38,083
Uh...
504
00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:40,333
Uh... [mutters]
505
00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:45,625
[chuckles] My share.
506
00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,916
But you don't see it holding me back.
507
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:49,333
I'm not like you.
508
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,000
Where have I heard that before?
509
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:55,708
But tell me.
510
00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:58,750
I just gotta know.
511
00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:04,125
Where did you come by
this fresh body you're wearing?
512
00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:09,750
Okay, you don't wanna tell me.
That's fine.
513
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:12,083
But...
514
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:17,291
don't you dare feel guilty
about your talent.
515
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,375
You survived
516
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,041
like witches have been doing
for centuries.
517
00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:29,208
You saw an opportunity, an empty vessel,
and you moved in.
518
00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:32,625
So you broke the rules. Big deal.
519
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,708
That's what kept you alive.
520
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,916
That's what makes you special.
521
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,291
It's what makes you a witch.
522
00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:49,583
Now,
523
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,541
- if we're gonna make it to the end...
-"We?"
524
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,291
But I don't need you anymore.
525
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,000
I don't know if I ever did.
526
00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:06,541
[energy warbles]
527
00:40:11,541 --> 00:40:13,291
[cackles]
528
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:16,333
Whatever.
529
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,250
You know it's there.
530
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:21,791
I can finish The Road on my own.
531
00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:24,791
Oh, sure, with all that power
you can't control
532
00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:26,500
without throwing a temper tantrum.
533
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,250
- I'll figure it out!
- [Agatha gasps] Hmm.
534
00:40:30,708 --> 00:40:35,833
What does Billy Maximoff want
at the end of The Road?
535
00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:39,250
Big Magick is already in the bag.
536
00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:45,541
Is it "Find Mama?"
537
00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:48,208
No.
538
00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:54,500
She chose a town full of strangers
over her own flesh and wires.
539
00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,458
What about Robo-Papa?
540
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:04,750
Lord knows where he is
or in how many pieces.
541
00:41:06,958 --> 00:41:10,875
So who is left? [clicking tongue]
542
00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:16,416
Oh! Right.
543
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,083
There's two of you.
544
00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:22,625
You're after Toby.
545
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:23,833
Tommy.
546
00:41:24,625 --> 00:41:26,958
- That's what I said.
- He's out there somewhere.
547
00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:31,708
I can sense him. I just... can't find him.
548
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,500
Gosh, you really are a Maximoff.
549
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Otherwise, none of this would be
nearly as dramatic.
550
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,208
He's my brother.
551
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,083
If you really wanna finish this together,
552
00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:47,250
just know that I do not trust you.
553
00:41:49,041 --> 00:41:50,208
At all.
554
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,750
Ever.
555
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,166
Got it.
556
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,375
Got it.
557
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:09,041
Let's go find the next trial.
558
00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:12,458
Last one there is a nice person.
559
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,125
I'm not that nice.
560
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
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