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[rock guitar riff playing]
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[Gwen, straining] Leia, take the picture.
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My eyes are burning. I need to blink.
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There's only 24 pictures on this camera,
and I don't want to waste any of them.
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[shutter clicks]
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Twenty-three.
I just took one of Ozzie's butt.
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Send me a copy.
I can never get a good angle.
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Why don't I take the pictures?
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Oh great! Try to make me look really cool.
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It's just a camera.
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Ready to party?
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I got the snacks. Nate's got the keg.
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[loud clanging]
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Sorry!
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[panting]
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I walked into a spiderweb,
and she got away from me.
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Dude, it's Leia's last night,
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and you brought that nasty keg
from Fourth of July?
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I took care of this thing
like it's my baby.
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Till I dropped it down the stairs.
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Just like Mom did to you?
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Burn!
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Bro.
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Bro.
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Bro.
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Old, flat, skunky beer?
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We are not this desperate.
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- ["I Wish" plays]
- ♪ I wish I was a little bit taller ♪
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♪ I wish I was a baller ♪
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♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her ♪
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♪ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
With a bat ♪
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- ♪ And a six-four Impala ♪
- [shutter clicks]
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♪ I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi ♪
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♪ 'Cause she don't know me
But yo, she's really fine ♪
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♪ You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go ♪
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♪ And even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine ♪
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- ♪ 'Cause I know she's livin' phat ♪
- [song ends]
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I think I'm a really good dancer.
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It's your last night, so... sure.
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Ozzie, are you gonna be sad when I'm gone?
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Uh...
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No.
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He isn't great
about expressing his emotions.
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If I say how I feel,
people say how they feel.
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And I don't care.
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Well, this is the perfect last night
to cap off the perfect summer.
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I'll drink to that.
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[chuckles] Bro.
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I was worried when you had that talk
with Leia about breaking things off,
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it was gonna harsh the mood.
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But it didn't!
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I'm having a blast!
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[chuckles]
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I haven't told her yet.
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What?
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- [shutter clicks]
- [rock music plays]
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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♪ But talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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[young woman] Hello, Wisconsin!
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- You're breaking up with me?
- No, no, no. Don't say it like that.
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It's not a breakup.
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It's like we were boyfriend
and girlfriend,
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but we're gonna stop.
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That's a breakup, you donk!
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Oh my God, I'm one of
your summer things, you jerk.
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Whoa. She cheesied your deezy.
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Leia, I'm not being a jerk.
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We're gonna be apart for nine months.
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Long distance relationships are hard.
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[chuckles] Hard.
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I don't want to put us through that.
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So that's it? We're not even gonna try?
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Leia, I know you're upset,
but he's making a lot of sense.
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This way you both can go off
and live your lives. Right, babe?
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Yeah, long distance is nuts.
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Nuts. [chuckles]
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[Jay gulps]
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It's not for the faint of heart.
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Do you know how much it costs
to call my boyfriend in Canada?
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Well, your grandparents
are about to find out.
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Gwen, help me out here.
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He has a point.
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You're with them?
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No, I'm looking out for you.
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I mean, it is a long time apart, and also...
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man-whore.
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- Unbelievable!
- Leia...
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Do not follow me!
I am not afraid to use this thing!
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[rock music playing]
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Hold on. Let me get her.
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Leia, phone!
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I thought you'd be in a worse mood,
what with Leia leaving.
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I was upset, but then I realized
she won't be gone for long.
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Her boyfriend is here,
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her best friend lives next door,
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and she loves my potato salad.
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And what about me? I'm fun.
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Hey, Grandma.
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Hi, sweetie. It's Jay.
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Oh.
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- You suck!
- [phone dings]
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Oh dear.
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Hey, Leia. You feeling any better?
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[phone ringing]
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[loud clanging]
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Oh, I just... I... I don't think she is.
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Okay, so what's going on here?
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Boyfriend stuff, me stuff,
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and yesterday she got sick
from some weird potato salad.
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Oh my God! Those are the big-ticket items!
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She may not want to come back
next summer. I gotta talk to her.
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Good luck.
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Oh no.
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Don't everyone leave.
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Then it'll just be me and my newspaper.
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[tree trunk cracking]
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[loud thud]
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Your tree could've killed someone.
I should sue.
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My tree?
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That tree came from your property.
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Oh, then we'll call it an act of God.
Could've happened to the best of us.
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But it didn't happen to the best of us.
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It happened to you.
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I have been telling you
that this tree is rotting,
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and you need to take care of it.
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I've been busy.
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Doing what?
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That would be me.
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Oh, come on!
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You had time to put on pants.
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My pants take time to wiggle into.
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Sometimes I have to, uh, grease my thighs.
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This is attractive to you?
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We bumped into each other at the Chili's,
and we decided to give it another try.
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Yeah, it turned out I wanted...
♪ My baby back, baby back ♪
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Could we get back to the tree?
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You need to get ahold of your landlord
and get rid of this.
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Oh, that guy's a real piece of work.
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Can you talk to him?
You're so good at yellin' at people.
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Fine, I'll take care of it.
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Thanks, Red. You're a lifesaver.
I'll go call him right now.
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[Fez murmurs] I'll be right in.
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- Did you do have fun cutting off my balls?
- What?
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I should be the one
dealing with the landlord.
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I need Sherri to see
that I am invested in our relationship.
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Fine, call the landlord.
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Just get this tree outta my driveway.
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Oh, Mr. Red!
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[Fez gasps]
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- What the hell?!
- [Fez yelps]
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I don't know what you heard,
but... this show ain't free.
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They eat my popsicles,
they take over my basement,
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and they turn my life upside down.
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Dumbasses!
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Okay, now you're starting
to sound like your grandpa.
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Let's not forget how much you love it here
and how you can't wait to come back.
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Come back?
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I... I just want to get out of this...
this crappy Podunk town.
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Well, I have carved out
a pretty nice life here in Point Place.
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But I guess that doesn't matter.
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Hey. I know I'm early.
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Mom. [gasps]
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I tried to call,
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but it sounded like someone was
banging the phone around in a pot.
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Mom, thank God you're here.
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Everything's ruined.
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My boyfriend broke up with me,
and for some reason I took it out on Gwen.
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- Boyfriend?
- Jay Kelso.
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Kelso?
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We talk all the time.
You don't mention any of this?
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Well, no, I think...
I think what is truly important here
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is that Leia had a hoot this summer.
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Which she seems to be forgetting.
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Movie nights,
trips to the lake house, the rave...
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- A rave?
- Oh, don't be such a square, Donna.
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Look, I'll explain everything in the car.
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Right now I just need
to get out of this hellhole.
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Well, would a hellhole have
such a catchy commercial?
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♪ Everything points to this place ♪
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- Let me... talk to her for a sec?
- Fine.
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[Kitty hesitates]
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George Harrison's sister lived here.
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Mom, I... [scoffs]
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I feel so stupid.
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I thought I was having
this perfect summer, and...
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now it's all ruined.
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Honey, breakups suck.
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How would you know?
You've been with Dad since high school.
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- Actually, we broke up a lot.
- You did?
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Yeah, and one of those times
I dated Jay's uncle, Casey.
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A Kelso?
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Yeah.
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Look, being a teenager gets messy.
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Whenever I was going through something,
you know who helped me through it?
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My friends.
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So just go talk to Gwen.
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What is it with these Kelsos?
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- It's the hair.
- I know. It's so perfect.
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- [both chuckling]
- [rock music playing]
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Thanks again for helping me
deal with my landlord.
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That was the sexiest thing
you've ever done.
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I mean, besides the way
you say "pistachio."
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Mmm...
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- Pistachio.
- [Sherri moans]
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I don't know what's happening,
but it seems weird.
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Oh, Gwen. You remember my friend, Fez?
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Yeah, your "friend" used all my bodywash.
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It's so nice to meet
another fan of the cucumber-melon.
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Can I have 20 bucks?
I need to get something for Leia.
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Oh, allow me.
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Oh yeah, I feel it.
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[strains, chuckles]
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Fifty it is.
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Thanks, new Dad. [chuckles]
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Oh, that was awful sweet of you.
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Well, I'm a problem solver, baby.
[chuckles]
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Oh. Good.
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'Cause my landlord's here.
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So...
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Oh...
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It's you.
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- Fenton, what are you doing here?
- I own this place.
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Along with three other homes,
one duplex, and a Dippin' Dots.
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Yeah. Take it all in, Fez.
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This is what success looks like.
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Oh, I know what success looks like.
Have you heard of Chez Fez?
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[scoffs] Barely.
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I sat through one of your annoying
commercials when I was in the bath.
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I'd already put in my salt, so I didn't
wanna get out and change the channel.
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Which is a long way of saying
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I have a TV in my bathroom, bitch.
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Okay, then! Now that we're
all caught up on everything, I guess...
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When you signed your lease,
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it specifically said
no pets over 150 pounds.
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I'm 149!
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With those thighs?
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- I'd rather these thighs than that face.
- I'd rather this face than those shoes.
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- I'd rather these shoes than no hair.
- [gasps] Go to hell!
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I'll see you there!
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Let's not get our panties in a bunch.
We still gotta deal with that tree.
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[chuckles] I'm not touching that tree
until you pay your rent.
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- Which just went up because of that.
- What?
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And stay the hell away from
my Dippin' Dots!
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You will never taste
the ice cream of the future.
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- Pistach...
- I am not in the mood!
251
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,730
[rock music playing]
252
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,565
Hi, Jay.
253
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,526
Mrs. Forman?
254
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,361
It's time we had a little chat.
255
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,613
How did you know I was here?
256
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,367
Oh, this is my town, sweetie.
I have eyes everywhere.
257
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,495
How's Leia doing?
258
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:49,041
I mean, I feel really bad about
how things went down, but I had to do it.
259
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,836
Well, that is what
I wanted to talk to you about.
260
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:55,172
She is so upset,
she may not come back next summer.
261
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,382
That's not what I wanted.
262
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,092
This isn't about you!
263
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,555
[forced laughter]
264
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:07,101
No, no, it is about you, honey.
You were saying?
265
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,395
I wasn't trying to hurt her, Mrs. Forman.
266
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,983
It's just, you know, anything can happen.
What if she meets someone else?
267
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,153
Or what if I get asked
to star in the next Karate Kid?
268
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,238
I mean, I'd have to move to Reseda!
269
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,117
Okay, okay.
270
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:28,330
Let me tell you a little story about
a long distance relationship of mine.
271
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,293
I was dating this boy
I was madly in love with.
272
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:35,671
And then the war started.
He was being shipped overseas.
273
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,922
World War I?
274
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,764
[sharp exhale]
275
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:48,642
Anyway, we decided
we would still give it a shot.
276
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,687
And I never regretted that decision.
277
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,813
And that guy was Red?
278
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,982
No, I think his name was Steve.
279
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,318
So your point is
long distance doesn't work?
280
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,402
Not with Steve.
281
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,572
He had a giant belly button.
282
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,033
I could see it through his sweaters.
283
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,414
The point is, at least we tried.
284
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:14,502
Honey, don't go through life
wondering what could have been.
285
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,797
You're squeezing my hand pretty hard,
Mrs. Forman. [chuckles]
286
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,549
I really want you to give it a try.
287
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,218
It's getting tighter.
288
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,553
I open a lot of mayonnaise jars.
289
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,264
[rock guitar riff playing]
290
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,225
Shh.
291
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,268
A fly landed on my crotch, and I'm trying
to decide if it's worth the swat.
292
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,315
- [fly buzzing]
- Damn. It flew away.
293
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,609
That's probably a good thing.
294
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,862
- Oh, where's Gwen?
- She's out somewhere.
295
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,698
I don't want to leave
without saying goodbye to her.
296
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,408
I totally overreacted.
297
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:50,538
This is my first breakup,
and I'm not handling it too well.
298
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,581
Yeah, it sucks.
299
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,210
My first breakup felt like my heart
was getting ripped out of my butt, so...
300
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,797
And it made it even worse
that everyone was agreeing with Jay.
301
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,757
Not everyone.
302
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,469
Look, I was in a tough spot
'cause Jay's my best friend, but
303
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,680
I agree with you.
304
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,390
- You do?
- Yeah.
305
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,476
And then Nikki chimed in
talking about living separate lives,
306
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,938
and... I got worried I'd get
my heart ripped out of my butt again.
307
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,524
Come on, Nate. That's just how she is.
308
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,944
I know. I just...
I wish she wasn't always so...
309
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,531
- God, there just isn't a word for it.
- Practical?
310
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,367
Cool. We just invented a word!
311
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,162
Well, thanks for telling me
all this, Nate.
312
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,707
It's nice to know there's
another hopeless romantic out there.
313
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,835
[chuckles] Yeah.
I mean, what's more powerful than love?
314
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,170
Maybe lightning. But that's it.
315
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:44,550
Right. If two people are meant to be,
then they can survive anything.
316
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,633
Exactly.
317
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,305
Do you know how lucky it is
to find that special person?
318
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,056
Someone who you feel comfortable with?
319
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,809
- And someone you can talk to.
- And everything's just easy.
320
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,103
- Right. I mean, someone who just...
- Gets you?
321
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,898
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
322
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:02,735
What the hell?!
323
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,238
- Leia?!
- Gwen?!
324
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,573
- Nate?!
- Gwen?!
325
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,580
There was a fly on my junk.
326
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:18,959
[rock music playing]
327
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,503
[chill rock music playing]
328
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,756
Oh, that Fenton makes my blood boil.
329
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,051
But I also want to be there for Sherri.
330
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,803
Oh, so much drama. Right, mama?
331
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,848
Who are you?
332
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,602
I think he's banging Gwen's mom.
333
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,188
Yes.
334
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,774
Yes, I am.
335
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:47,279
Oh, and we had just rekindled
the flame to our relationship.
336
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,740
Then Fenton just stomped it out.
337
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,950
Oh, cry with me.
338
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,874
[sobbing]
339
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,002
Sorry. I can't get water from a stone.
340
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,298
Oh, you two are no help.
341
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,009
I miss my people.
342
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,469
[electric guitar riff plays]
343
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,180
Maybe this life doesn't even matter,
you know?
344
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,808
Maybe we're not even here.
345
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,437
Or, no. Maybe I'm here, but you're not.
346
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,191
[terrified gasp] Hello?
347
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,111
[laughing]
348
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,073
Oh!
349
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,784
Man.
350
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,162
I just totally forgot why I was laughing.
351
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,708
Isn't that funny? [coughs]
352
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,253
I'm losing my patience with you, man.
353
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,547
You gotta get with her.
354
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,674
I mean, there's nothing more beautiful
355
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,844
than when two people
fit together perfectly like...
356
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,470
Well, like two of these potato...
357
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,389
How do they do this?!
358
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,016
That's it?
359
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,938
I have to let go of my grudge with Fenton
to fix my relationship with Sherri.
360
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,608
Fez, what are you doing here?
361
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,654
Donna? Oh, this is so great.
The old gang is here.
362
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,117
Maybe we should get you some fresh air.
363
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,827
Donna, Donna. I can't.
364
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,912
Eric is my best friend.
365
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,915
[rock music playing]
366
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,383
- How?
- I don't know.
367
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,678
- Why?
- I do not know.
368
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,683
[groans] He's Jay's best friend.
He's Nikki's boyfriend.
369
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,601
He's your brother.
370
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:41,685
Ugh!
371
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,105
This is so bad.
372
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,774
[chuckles]
373
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,611
- Why are you laughing?
- Sorry.
374
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,113
I was just thinking about
the first time we came up here.
375
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,824
You'd never had a beer.
You'd never kissed anyone.
376
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,327
You never stopped
talking about debate club.
377
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,410
Oh...
378
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,163
I was such a dork.
379
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,125
But now look at you.
You're an agent of chaos. I love it.
380
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,504
Gwen, what do I do now?
381
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,380
There's nothing to do.
382
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,592
You didn't kiss Nate.
You don't owe Jay anything.
383
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,887
So, for now, you go back to Chicago,
384
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,139
you call me every freaking day,
385
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,974
we see each other as much as we can,
386
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,186
and then come back next summer,
and we do it all again.
387
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,814
I like this plan.
388
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,483
Hang on. I got you something.
389
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,989
Wanna break one more law before you go?
390
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,617
At this point, why the hell not?
391
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,952
[both laughing]
392
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,413
I don't know what you said to Fenton,
but he's completely backed off.
393
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,875
He's getting rid of that tree,
and he promised to re-carpet the bathroom.
394
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,959
[Fez chuckles]
395
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,087
Well, I like you,
396
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,090
so I put my ego aside
and, uh, made him a peace offering.
397
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,677
Well, I made that birch my bitch.
398
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,888
Guess I can take this off now.
399
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,481
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
400
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,235
[Fez imitates shutter clicking]
401
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,904
- [laughs]
- [door shuts]
402
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,030
[Fez sighs contentedly]
403
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,825
I got that hair
from a dog groomer. [chuckles]
404
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,034
I win.
405
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,328
Hey, thanks for helping me out
with this, Fez.
406
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,539
Most guys would have just
left me in the lurch.
407
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,708
Oh, hearing you say that
makes me emotional.
408
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,294
And those emotions
are going into my pants.
409
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,504
Oh, my body's such a puzzle.
410
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,341
Well, let's go into the bedroom
and put our pieces together.
411
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,219
Oh, I was hoping to have sex, but...
412
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,054
Sure, whatever.
Let's do what you wanna do.
413
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:45,184
[rock music playing]
414
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,103
- Thanks for everything, Grandpa.
- Come here, kiddo.
415
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,315
Loved having you around.
416
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,398
You.
417
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,484
But you tell your friends,
418
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,487
the basement is off-limits
while you're gone.
419
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,031
My turn! My turn!
420
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,449
Oh!
421
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,159
I love you, honey.
422
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,745
[cooing] Tell your friends
they can use the basement
423
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,496
as much as they want while you're gone.
424
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,916
Thanks, Grandma. I love you too.
425
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,792
- [laughs happily]
- [Leia] Okay!
426
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,419
Grandpa, it's getting tighter!
427
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,338
Kitty!
428
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,505
She's tappin' out.
429
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,382
Hey.
430
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,762
We don't have to talk about it.
It was nothing.
431
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,846
Right.
432
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,639
Really?
433
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,727
- No, it was something.
- Yeah, it was definitely something.
434
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,646
Leia!
435
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,273
I'm so glad I caught you before you left.
436
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,442
- Oh. Hey, bro.
- Nothing.
437
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,736
What are you doing here?
438
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,323
I did some soul-searching
and a crap ton of karate,
439
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,408
and I realized I was wrong.
440
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,702
I'm not ready to give up on us.
441
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,664
And... I know I was a jerk,
442
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,333
but if you give me another chance, Leia,
443
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,086
I will spend every day
making it up to you.
444
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,256
Jay, that's...
445
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,174
That's so sweet, I...
446
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,762
I'm just a little confused right now.
447
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,515
Maybe this will help.
448
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,229
That was a good one.
449
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:14,815
Um, Gwen?
450
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,651
She'll call you when she gets to Chicago.
451
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,820
- Not if I call you first.
- Okay, keep it moving.
452
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,490
Okay, Le-Le. Last goodbyes, we gotta go.
453
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,618
- You're calling me soon as you get home.
- Oh, we have a lot to talk about.
454
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,578
Smile!
455
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:29,997
[shutter clicks]
456
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,374
That was the last picture. My job is done.
457
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,420
I am so sorry.
458
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,838
- What?
- Nothing.
459
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,841
Get in the car. Get in the car.
Get in the car. Get in the car.
460
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,094
I'm really gonna miss her.
461
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,721
- [car engine starts]
- [Nate sighs]
462
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:46,804
Me too.
463
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,142
[snickers] Not.
464
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:57,274
Leia, nooo!
465
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,525
It's okay, buddy.
466
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,902
- [sobbing]
- ["Kids in America" by The Muffs playing]
467
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,990
Come back, Leia! Come baaack!
468
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,993
♪ Looking out a dirty old window ♪
469
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:12,122
♪ Outside the cars in the city
Go rushing by ♪
470
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:18,045
♪ I sit here alone and I wonder why ♪
471
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,716
♪ Friday night and everyone's moving ♪
472
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,720
♪ I can feel the heat
But it's soothing, heading down ♪
473
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:31,558
♪ I search for the beat
In this dirty town ♪
474
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:34,394
♪ Downtown the young ones are going ♪
475
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,230
♪ Downtown the young ones are growing ♪
476
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,150
- ♪ We're the kids in America ♪
- ♪ Whoa-oh ♪
477
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:43,028
- ♪ We're the kids in America ♪
- ♪ Whoa-oh ♪
478
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:46,573
♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪
479
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,828
♪ Bright lights, the music gets faster ♪
480
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:56,291
♪ Look, boy, don't check on your watch
Not another glance ♪
481
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,797
♪ I'm not leaving now, honey
Not a chance ♪
482
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,259
♪ Hotshot, give me no problems ♪
483
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:10,931
♪ Much later, baby
You'll be saying never mind ♪
484
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,976
♪ You know life is cruel
Life is never kind ♪
485
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,771
♪ Kind hearts don't make a new story ♪
486
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,649
♪ Kind hearts don't grab any glory ♪
487
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,568
- ♪ We're the kids in America ♪
- ♪ Whoa-oh ♪
488
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,321
- ♪ We're the kids in America ♪
- ♪ Whoa-oh ♪
489
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,325
♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪