1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,801 [rock guitar riff playing] 2 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,220 [Leia, hoarsely] Cookie. 3 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,349 Could we please stop the 90210 marathon? 4 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,935 I had a dirty dream about Andrea Zuckerman. 5 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,895 I'm so confused. 6 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:24,607 This show is the only thing getting me through my breakup with Jay. 7 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,776 Oh, I know you're hurting. 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,238 But, again, you actually have to date someone to break up with them. 9 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,658 [Leia scoffs] I like it better under here. 10 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:37,579 Oh my God. Still with the 90210? This is getting pathetic. 11 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:40,915 I'm not gonna say it to her face, but she needs professional help. 12 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,769 I saw her yesterday wandering just through the neighborhood 13 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,420 like our grandpa used to. 14 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:46,920 Near the end. 15 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:49,924 Guys, stop. 16 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,634 She's going through something. 17 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,887 Something really stupid. 18 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,264 Gwen! I'm right here! 19 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,224 Good. You needed to hear it. 20 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,476 [scoffs] 21 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,519 How long am I going to feel this bad? 22 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,856 It takes about half the time you were in a relationship to get over it. 23 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:07,609 And since you were never in a relationship... 24 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:09,819 You're good. 25 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:10,945 [Leia scoffs] 26 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,990 Leia, come on. Don't go back into your sad hole. 27 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,493 We came by to give you your birthday present. 28 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,203 [chill psychedelic music playing] 29 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:21,539 Guys, I love it. How did you know my size? 30 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,085 We got you an extra large so we can enjoy it too. 31 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,296 Is this chair too small? 32 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,758 Just give Leia our birthday card already. 33 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,176 Inside cat. 34 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,928 [gasps] Outside cat. 35 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,764 Inside cat. Outside cat. Ins... 36 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:38,847 No more cat. 37 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:42,644 I missed you guys. My sad hole was lonely without you. 38 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,856 I'm not gonna let my breakup with Jay ruin my birthday. 39 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,108 Not a breakup. 40 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,193 Not a breakup. 41 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,403 [both] Not a breakup. 42 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,824 How many times do you turn 15 in your life? 43 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,367 Not that many. 44 00:01:58,827 --> 00:01:59,911 I'm over him. 45 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,788 New year, new me. 46 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,040 New Kids On The Block. 47 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,251 I over-corrected. 48 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,213 What's this? You spelled my name wrong on this card. 49 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,483 How do you not know how to spell your girlfriend's name? 50 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,842 Let me see that. 51 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,343 - [Nikki scoffs] - [chuckles] 52 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:16,427 Nik! 53 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,764 People are leaving? I just got this right. 54 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,688 - [rock music playing] - One, two, three, four! 55 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,768 ♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪ 56 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,728 ♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪ 57 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,939 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 58 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,024 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 59 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,401 ♪ We're all all right! ♪ 60 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:32,735 ♪ We're all all right! ♪ 61 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,363 [young woman] Hello, Wisconsin! 62 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:40,076 Well, Donna and Eric aren't gonna make it for Leia's birthday. 63 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:45,456 Eric's upset, but he knew the risks when he signed up for Space Camp. 64 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:50,211 Kitty, he fell out of his bunk bed. It's not exactly Apollo 13. 65 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:53,464 Well, he is gonna wish he slept on the bottom bunk 66 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:58,303 because I am throwing a classic Kitty Forman birthday bash. 67 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,682 It's you and me, old friend. 68 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,809 We're about to put on a show. 69 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,021 You're planning a kid's party. 70 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:11,608 So let's try and not get all stressed out this time. 71 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:12,734 Don't worry. 72 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:15,069 I woke up early to get a head start. 73 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:18,948 Oh my God, it's 7:00 a.m. I haven't deviled a damn thing! 74 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,410 Well, I did my part. 75 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,995 Took care of the gift. 76 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,164 Twenty dollars. 77 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,500 - You did one thing. Good for you. - [egg cracks] 78 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:35,173 I'm sorry. I snapped. It's... Birthdays are fun. 79 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:36,674 [laughs] 80 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,718 It's gonna be a long day. 81 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,263 Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! 82 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,934 And it just got longer. 83 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,311 - Bob. You made it. - [Bob laughs] 84 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,938 [Kitty coos] 85 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:50,939 You knew about this? 86 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,066 And you didn't, and that's why he's here. 87 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,776 - Hi! - [Bob] Hi. 88 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:57,820 I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. 89 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,989 I used them as a pillow on the plane. 90 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,701 So, if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me. 91 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,581 Well, I am just gonna put these in the dishwasher. 92 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:09,707 [both laugh] 93 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:13,002 There's the birthday girl! 94 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,338 Happy birthday. 95 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,966 I said it first. 96 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,009 Hey, Grandpa Bob. 97 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,053 Ooh! Look at you. 98 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,431 You are so darn beautiful. 99 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:29,269 Those Pinciotti genes are strong like a bull. 100 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,229 Bull-something. 101 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,315 That milk's for the party! 102 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:39,279 I mean, happy birthday, honey. 103 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:42,365 Happy birthday, kiddo. 104 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,950 Is Grandma all right? 105 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,119 I'd lay low. 106 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,663 [rock music playing] 107 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,334 If you don't even know how I spell my name, 108 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,086 what else do you not know about me? 109 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:57,380 I don't know what I don't know, Nik. 110 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:02,427 Ask me something about your boobs. I can draw those on a napkin. 111 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:05,471 You're buying us lunch on your birthday? 112 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:09,559 I felt like I needed to thank you guys for taking care of me this week. 113 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,810 I wasn't too bad, was I? 114 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:14,897 [laughs heartily, inhales sharply] 115 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,233 Oh, you weren't kidding. 116 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:22,196 I'm glad you finally realized it's dumb to let a man waste so much of your time. 117 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,280 That's our job. 118 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:26,993 You're right. I'm going to have a great birthday. 119 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:29,245 All that moping around stuff is in the past. 120 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,329 Good. 121 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,999 'Cause Jay and Serena just walked in. 122 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,668 This is bad. She's gonna have a relapse. 123 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,673 Yeah. Leia, you don't need this right now. Let's just get outta here. 124 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,383 Seriously, guys, I'm fine. 125 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,053 I'm gonna go over there and say hi like a normal person. 126 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,681 How's it going, turkeys? 127 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,643 I like her body language. Strong, assertive. 128 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,228 She just picked up a pickle. 129 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,440 So today's my birthday. [chuckles] 130 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,109 New year, startin' fresh. The big one-five. 131 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:04,697 Aww, that's so cute! I barely even remember turning 15. 132 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,157 I think I was in the Bahamas. 133 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,658 Me too! 134 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,951 But you're here right now. 135 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,411 No, you're here. 136 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,122 Anywhistle, big party tonight. 137 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,292 My grandma's inviting her bridge club, so the roof shall be raised. 138 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,627 [chuckles] 139 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,962 Actually, I'm so rude. You guys should come. 140 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,132 - Are you sure? - Of course. 141 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,511 I want all my friends and their new girlfriends at my party. 142 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,930 Okay, great. We'll be there. 143 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,933 As will I. Cannot wait. 144 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,854 [sighs] I just ruined my birthday. 145 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:41,109 This is where you're supposed to tell me I didn't just ruin my birthday. 146 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,192 But you did. 147 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,737 This pickle's bad luck! 148 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,073 Don't put your demon pickle near me. 149 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,748 You wanna lose that hand? 150 00:06:56,332 --> 00:07:01,462 You know, it's hard to take the joy out of a cupcake. 151 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,047 But you did. 152 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,844 Well, if you don't wanna help me, you can go sit in the living room 153 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,180 and talk to Bob about his prosthetic testicle. 154 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,350 Why did you have to invite him? 155 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:18,104 I don't know what you're getting worked up about. He's Leia's grandpa too. 156 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:19,522 I blame Eric. 157 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:24,527 There's only one girl in the world with Bob as her dad, 158 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,988 and he had to pick her. 159 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,032 Hey there, what's cookin'? 160 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,618 - 'Cause we're in the kitchen. - Oh. 161 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,538 Damn it. 162 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:39,584 We said his name three times and summoned him like Beetlejuice. 163 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:44,630 I'm gonna make my famous clam dip for the party. 164 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,842 Oh, that's sweet, but we have plenty of food for tonight. 165 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,720 I know, but the kids are gonna want something good. 166 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,891 I was thawing a ham in there. 167 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,019 I'm just excited. 168 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:02,231 You know, I went all out on Leia's birthday gift this year. 169 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,609 I got her a karaoke machine. 170 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,821 - Aren't those things expensive? - Oh yeah. [chuckles] 171 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,531 I left the price tag on. 172 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,910 'Cause I want her to... 173 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,995 [voice breaking] ...remember how much I love her. 174 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,207 [weeping] I need a minute! 175 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:24,212 This guy thinks he can run my party? 176 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,756 Clam my ham? No, sir! 177 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,510 You can rinse off your ham, Kitty. 178 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,639 My 20 bucks is getting its ass kicked by a karaoke machine. 179 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:37,058 Well, then, step it up, Red. 180 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:39,602 You've got twice the balls, act like it. 181 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,438 [rock music playing] 182 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:44,690 You guys, I think I figured out 183 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,068 why I invited Jay and his girlfriend to my party. 184 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,151 You ready? 185 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,612 I'm not over Jay. 186 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,032 - Oh my God. No way. - What? 187 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,244 [chuckles] I know! 188 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,787 I'm surprised too. 189 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,747 And it's all my fault. 190 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,415 Because, guys... 191 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,417 - I'm Brenda. - Brenda? 192 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,254 - Brenda Walsh, from 90210. - [Ozzie sighs] 193 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:09,674 Brenda obsesses over the guy, but she never goes for the guy. 194 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:13,553 [pop rock theme music playing] 195 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:14,636 [percussion plays] 196 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,015 [class bell ringing] 197 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:05,187 All my life, people told me I was running away. 198 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,272 But, really, 199 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,774 I've been running to something. 200 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,067 It's me, isn't it? 201 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,776 It is. 202 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:23,748 Hey, Leia. I'm DJing a party tonight. You wanna come? It's gonna be fresh. 203 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,791 Not now, David. 204 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,919 It's because I'm a freshman, isn't it? 205 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,548 [pop rock theme music plays] 206 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,844 So Brenda's the passive, overly dramatic doormat. 207 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,512 This makes sense now. 208 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,097 [gasps and laughs] I know, right? 209 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,099 But you know who always gets the guy? 210 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,436 Kelly, the popular blonde with the rich-girl attitude. 211 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,522 [pop rock theme music playing] 212 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,606 [percussion plays] 213 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,031 [upbeat rock music playing] 214 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,994 All my life, people told me I was running away. 215 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,578 But, really, 216 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,665 I've been running to something. 217 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,957 It's me, isn't it? 218 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,042 No, bitch. It's me. 219 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,588 - Leia? - It's Kelly. 220 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,550 Hey, guys. I'm DJing a party tonight. You wanna come? It's gonna be fresh. 221 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,010 Not now, David. 222 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,014 It's because I'm a freshman, isn't it? 223 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,975 [pop rock theme plays, fades out] 224 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,562 I like it. Mind if I riff on it a little bit? 225 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,150 [pop rock theme music playing] 226 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,234 [percussion plays] 227 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,448 Hey, guys. I'm DJing a party. It's gonna be fresh. 228 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,576 This totally rad breakdancer's gonna be there. Check it. 229 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,162 Drop that beat. 230 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,707 [old school hip-hop beat playing] 231 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,292 [students exclaiming] 232 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,304 That's the coolest kid I've ever seen! 233 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,975 [pop rock theme music plays, fades out] 234 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,686 Really, dude? 235 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,563 David don't lie. 236 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,734 When Jay and Serena show up at my party, I'm gonna show 'em what's what. 237 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,235 Kelly-style. 238 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,821 This is why we get paid 30% less than men. 239 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,616 What happened to not obsessing over Jay? 240 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,201 I'm not obsessing. 241 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,725 I'm just gonna change how I look and how I act and how I think 242 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:27,787 to win him back. 243 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,376 - Hey! What was that for? - To snap you out of it. 244 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,460 Dude! 245 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,045 Hey! 246 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,380 Ow. Stop. 247 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,549 I am the wrong audience for this. 248 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:39,717 [Leia] Ow! 249 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,802 - I got the gift. - [Kitty gasps] 250 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,429 - Where's Bob? - Oh. 251 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:44,971 Well... 252 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,266 He was driving me crazy, so I... 253 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,060 I put some cold medicine in his iced tea. 254 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,731 And some in his potato salad. 255 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,817 Some more in his pudding. 256 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:01,864 He just... He wouldn't go down, Red. It was like... drugging a rhino. 257 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,076 Anyhoo, he's fast asleep upstairs. 258 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,455 Wait till you see what I got Leia. 259 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:14,043 Bob went expensive, but I went thoughtful. 260 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,295 You sweet, sweet man. 261 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,381 Her own cordless drill. 262 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,012 You stupid, stupid man. 263 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,141 But it's a great gift. It gives her independence. 264 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:33,145 She can fix things on her own. Take care of herself. 265 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,066 Why are you looking at me like that? 266 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,110 Did I not say it was cordless? 267 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,366 Red, you need to think like a teenager. 268 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,660 What did you want when you were 15? 269 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,495 A vaccine for polio. 270 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,165 All right. I'll keep looking. 271 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,418 Man... I must have been really tired. 272 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,381 I fell asleep in the hallway. 273 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,969 Well... you know, that jet lag can be a killer. 274 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,097 Let me get you some more iced tea. 275 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,184 [rock music playing] 276 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,063 [Kitty] Ooh! 277 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,566 Somebody brought their appetite. 278 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,610 So which one of my hors d'oeuvres do you like best? 279 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,238 This clam dip? Love! 280 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,825 Whoopsie. 281 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,373 Okay, I've figured out high heels. You can let go now. 282 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,250 So you're gonna stand here and wait for Jay? 283 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,753 Yeah. And when he gets here, I'm gonna grab him and Kelly his face off. 284 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,631 [dramatic rock guitar riff plays] 285 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,760 This is so embarrassing. 286 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,850 I thought I could win back Jay, but he didn't even care enough to show. 287 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,809 I get it. 288 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,646 No one came to watch me DJ at the Peach Pit. 289 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,690 Not even Donna Martin. 290 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:00,649 It's the worst. 291 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,694 What was she like? I mean, between scenes? 292 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,905 What do you mean, "scenes"? 293 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,741 Never mind. 294 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,411 Thank you for coming to my birthday, David. 295 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,872 - You were always my favorite. - I'll take it. 296 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,419 Who are you talking to? 297 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,837 Uh, David. Nobody. 298 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,381 This is stupid. 299 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,383 I wasted my whole birthday thinking about Jay, 300 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,968 and he's clearly moved on. 301 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,178 I'm done being pathetic. 302 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,179 Finally! 303 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,681 - [doorbell chimes] - Move, he's here! Move, he's here! 304 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,725 Grandpa Bob? 305 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,604 You mean Grandpa Tom Jones. 306 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,816 I'm here to sing your birthday song on your birthday gift. 307 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,653 You're gonna sing? In front of my friends? In that jacket? 308 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,862 I'll be over here. 309 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,740 Tom Jones? 310 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,119 More like Tom groans getting up from the couch. Am I right? 311 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,830 I am right. 312 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,832 [soft karaoke instrumental playing] 313 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,961 Wrong song, but, hey, the show must go on. 314 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,799 I'd like to dedicate this song to my beautiful granddaughter, Leia. 315 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,175 This one's for you. 316 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,426 Oh no. 317 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,221 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 318 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,973 ♪ Make a wish ♪ 319 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:19,144 ♪ And blow out the candlelight ♪ 320 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,313 Hey, it worked out. It's a birthday song. 321 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,273 This is not a birthday song. 322 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,900 We'll ride it out together. 323 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,569 ♪ I'll make love to you ♪ 324 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,488 ♪ Like you want me to ♪ 325 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,324 ♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪ 326 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,411 ♪ Baby, all through the night... ♪ 327 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,079 This is our song. [chuckles] 328 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,497 [Bob continues singing] 329 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,417 It was playing on the radio the first time you let me touch your butt. 330 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,961 Oh, you remembered! 331 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:49,258 ♪ And I will not let go Till you tell me to ♪ 332 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,509 Wanna get some air? 333 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,469 Oh God, yes. 334 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:56,223 ♪ Girl, relax ♪ 335 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,183 Bob. Nobody's relaxed. 336 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,355 Seems like you might have had a rough night, kiddo. 337 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,067 I've only been 15 for a day, and so far I don't like it. 338 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,861 I mean, nothing's gone right. 339 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,738 It's like I don't know what I'm doing. 340 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,822 Well, 341 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,075 everything's not gonna go right. 342 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,911 Give yourself a break. You're half dumbass. 343 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,373 It's just... 344 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,295 Everyone else seems to have it all figured out and I'm just making it all up. 345 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,631 Well, I hate to break it to you, kid, 346 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:34,303 but we're all just making it up as we go along. 347 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,056 So don't be so hard on yourself. 348 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,182 Thanks, Grandpa. 349 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,394 Oh. Hey, wait. 350 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,271 Don't you want your present? 351 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,858 ["Slow Ride" opening riff playing] 352 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,569 ♪ Slow ride... ♪ 353 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,948 A car? You got me a car? 354 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,784 It belonged to your father. 355 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,288 Tomorrow, we'll get your learner's permit, and I'll teach you how to drive. Okay? 356 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,290 Thank you, Grandpa. 357 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,250 This is the best present I've ever gotten. 358 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,418 Oh... 359 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,046 Be sure to say that to Grandpa Bob. 360 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,257 Happy birthday, kiddo. 361 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,177 - ♪ Slow ridin' woman, you're so fine ♪ - [song fades out] 362 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,679 You gave her the Vista Cruiser? 363 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,809 Man, you really creamed my jeans. 364 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,190 Can't you even lose like a normal person? 365 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,652 Now, Red, it wasn't a competition. 366 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,282 I wanted to do something nice for Leia. 367 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,953 You guys are lucky to spend all this time with her. 368 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,666 I don't want her to forget about her ol' Grandpa Bob. 369 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,834 Oh. 370 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,668 Damn it. 371 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,296 You're a good man, Bob. 372 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,092 Annoying as hell, but a good man. 373 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,886 Leia is lucky to have you. 374 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,597 You guys are makin' me emotional. 375 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,059 And I never cry. 376 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,813 Bob, you are welcome here anytime. 377 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,106 [chuckles] 378 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,190 Ooh. 379 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,484 I gotta see a man about a clam. [chuckles] 380 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,030 "Anytime"? 381 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,241 Red, he's family. 382 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,701 [grumbles] Eric! 383 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,372 [rapping on window] 384 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,458 Jay? 385 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,255 Hey. Mind if I come in? 386 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,965 Okay, but the party's over. 387 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,844 [strains] Yeah. I'm sorry I missed it. 388 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,638 It just didn't feel right to show up with Serena. 389 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,640 I still don't know why I invited her. 390 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,685 - I just wanted you to be there. - I wanted to be there too. 391 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,397 But... at least I can wish you a happy birthday. 392 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,192 You know? Before it's too late. 393 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,741 Whoa. Where did that come from? 394 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,868 I guess I'm just making it up as I go along. 395 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,833 - You need to break up with Serena. - Serena who? 396 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,917 [Jay chuckles] 397 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,253 ["The World I Know" by Collective Soul playing] 398 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,215 Hey, you wanna go for a drive? 399 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,091 Yeah, but I don't have a car. 400 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,551 [laughs softly] Not a problem. 401 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,933 ♪ So I walk up on high... ♪ 402 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,143 - Hey, we kissed. - I know. 403 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,437 This is the best birthday. 404 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,941 [siren wails] 405 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,152 Just be cool. 406 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,238 You mean, for the first time in my life?! 407 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,490 ♪ While the tears roll down ♪ 408 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,660 ♪ 'Cause it's the world I know ♪ 409 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,746 ♪ Oh, it's the world I know ♪ 410 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,750 [rock music playing]