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‎那么…昨晚怎么样？

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‎你跟男朋友分手了吗？

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‎你难道不是很想知道吗？

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‎想得抓心挠肝

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‎他带我去了一间高级餐厅
‎坐在桌边点菜那种

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‎哇

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‎他可真把你宠坏了

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‎反正他吃得起

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‎不知道我说没说过
‎他还是当地的名人

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‎他是风暴加里吗？

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‎新闻二台播天气预报那个人？
‎我超爱他的领结

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‎风暴加里死于龙卷风了

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‎你说的是雷电强尼

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‎我的天！你在跟雷电强尼约会？

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‎不是 我男友不是气象播报员

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‎他开了好多间美发沙龙
‎你可能见过他的广告

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‎（爱心糖果）

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‎发型在哪里？

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‎发型在这里

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‎发型在哪里？

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‎发型在这里

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‎爆炸

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‎（菲丝轩）

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‎菲丝轩 每天都有好发型

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‎我说 回见您呐

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‎你在跟菲丝约会？

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‎你认识菲丝？

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‎老交情了

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‎一 二 三 四…

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‎在街上闲逛

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‎和上周没什么两样

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‎没什么事好做 就跟你唠唠嗑

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‎这样挺好 这样挺好

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‎（90年代秀）

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‎你好 威斯康辛！

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‎他俩知道你们在这里吗？

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‎他们才不管

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‎腻歪得正上头呢

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‎谁也拦不住

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‎看好了

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‎她怎么能亲我哥？
‎他的牙医检查到一半都崩溃了

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‎伙计们

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‎我离得太近 被粘住了

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‎大家都经历过

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‎亲热的时候

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‎你沉迷其中

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‎两个人双唇交融

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‎他的舌头探到你的喉咙深处

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‎感觉超好

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‎什么？

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‎呃…舌头

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‎“优”点

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‎莉亚 你接过吻吗？

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‎没有 一次都没有

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‎从来没有发生过 好吗？

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‎六年级的时候
‎我比所有男孩都高30公分

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‎等他们能够着我嘴唇了
‎我却戴了两年进阶牙箍

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‎矫正器那种？

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‎比那还惨

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‎上面有曲柄 我爸妈每晚都得拧一拧

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‎感觉就像老爷车打火

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‎那也值了

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‎你的笑容可美

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‎你撩妹全年无休哇？

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‎我也想亲吻一个人

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‎我经常在想

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‎那是什么感觉？

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‎好吧 这是紧急情况

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‎我们得让你体验初吻

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‎咱们去商场 迅速搞定

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‎商场？别让我对服装模特下手

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‎太丢脸了

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‎不是 那里到处都是男生

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‎找个傻小子聊两句
‎给他秀下你的牙 然后啃上去

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‎我不想把初吻给一个傻小子

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‎你说得对

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‎我们应该等你足够自信

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‎情绪上做好准备
‎对自己足够有安全感…

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‎好吧 去商场

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‎咱俩献出初吻的夏天 是吧 奥兹？

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‎别把我和你相提并论 处女嘴

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‎我有艾蒂安

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‎兄弟 我想撑你
‎但你别继续胡编你的加拿大男友了

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‎他超级真实的

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‎我爸妈带我去蒙特利尔
‎看《歌剧魅影》

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‎我遇到了可爱到不行的…艾蒂安

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‎我们都伸手拿最后一件
‎加大号儿童纪念汗衫

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‎-他让给我了
‎-我们都没见过那衣裳

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‎随便啦 浪漫爱情朝你脸上泼酸

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‎逼你独居谱写夜的乐章 你也不知道

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‎天啊 我希望他是真的

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‎你们什么时候来的？

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‎我俩亲热来着

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‎菲丝是艾瑞克的朋友

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‎一开始是来交换的学生

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‎可是…好像他们忘记把他换回去了

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‎他是哪里人？

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‎我听说那地方可好了

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‎你告诉他 你不想再见到他时
‎他跟你说了什么？

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‎我都没到那一步

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‎我是说 我试过了

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‎我跟他说我们完了 而他却说…

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‎玩上位 玩下位 我无所谓

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‎我柔韧性好 宝贝

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‎于是我说：“我在努力专注于自己”

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‎我理解

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‎我想看着你专注于自己

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‎然后我说：“我们应该
‎像大人一样 好好谈谈”

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‎我做不到

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‎我嘴里有东西

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‎把我的美甲嘬掉两片

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‎好吧…

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‎他口条挺结实 好得很

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‎不 他真的很好 很显然他喜欢你

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‎要不就交往看看

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‎凯蒂 我真的用心听取你给我的建议

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‎我不能总是游走于男人之间
‎我要花点时间 专注于自己

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‎讨厌 这建议真心不赖

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‎我不知道该怎么办 通常跟男人分手

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‎我只需要让假释官给他验个尿

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‎剩下的事就不用我操心了

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‎要不我去找他谈谈？也许打击能小点

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‎太好了 因为如果我去说
‎我肯定又会跟他上床

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‎干嘛？我在努力关注我自己

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‎昨晚 我自己想跟他嘿咻 所以…

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‎欢迎再次光临“菲丝轩”

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‎您在这里做发型 我们感觉真荣幸

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‎我喜欢来这里

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‎你过得这么好 我看了真高兴

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‎爱心糖果免费吃 你是钱做的吗？

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‎就是 你能相信吗？

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‎跟你说 凯蒂女士 我喜欢这种生活

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‎生意兴隆 我还有超模的水蛇腰

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‎而且如你所知…我还有一个相好的

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‎其实吧

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‎我正是想跟你聊聊雪莉

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‎是啊 她超美 对吧？

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‎又温暖又黏糊 就像鸡肉派

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‎好吧

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‎-但…
‎-更别说她的屁股蛋

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‎简直就是世界第八和第九大奇迹

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‎凯蒂女士 我已经很久
‎没对女人这么动心了 上回还是…杰姬

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‎对哈

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‎你们俩到底怎么回事？

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‎凯蒂女士…

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‎我们去了享乐主义度假村

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‎在牙买加

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‎有天晚上 我逮到她…

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‎跟麦克尔通电话

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‎凯尔索？

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‎杜卡基斯

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‎当然是凯尔索！

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‎她把我留在那里了

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‎接下来的五天 我总是被踢出浴缸

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‎人家嫌弃我话太多

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‎哦 亲爱的 我很遗憾

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‎但那是过去的事了

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‎而雪莉就是我的未来

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‎要知道 凯蒂女士

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‎跟她在一起时…我已经不是男人了

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‎我就像是第一次看世界的小男孩

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‎别误会 我拥有的

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‎是男人的声音…男人的翘臀

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‎还有…男人的嘴巴

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‎搞得人神魂颠倒

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‎可是 当我拥她在怀中…

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‎哦 凯蒂女士

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‎感觉就像世界融化了…

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‎只有我们两个

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‎直到永远

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‎对不起 凯蒂女士 你刚才说什么？

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‎我刚才说…

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‎-我喜欢爱情！
‎-爱情！

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‎永远别放手

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‎谢谢你送我们 爷爷

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‎啥时候想从我家出来
‎我都乐意开车送你们

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‎应该不会太久

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‎你们需要什么吗？

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‎一个奇迹

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‎好吧

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‎我就待在这里看报纸

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‎你真有品味

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‎这是新款离子按摩椅

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‎-让我给你展示一些功能
‎-听着 我知道你只是在尽职责

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‎不过还是去那边吧

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‎只要别在这里就行了

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‎就这么两下 你可别想把我赶走

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‎它有多档速度 科林斯皮革

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‎你要是再笑一个 我再加送同日派送

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‎我先同日把你的屁股
‎派送进那花盆里 看你…

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‎乖乖

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‎这椅子长着指头呢

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‎一张信用卡就能搞定

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‎赶紧的

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‎我真的超紧张
‎后背的汗都流到屁股了

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‎说明你的身体已经做好浪漫准备了

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‎你可爱 又聪明 超赞的 绝对能行

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‎这就是香肠过节的节奏啊

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‎就是 这么多男的

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‎“山核桃农场”搞免费香肠试吃

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‎艾蒂安喜欢烟熏高达奶酪

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‎-好吧 如果真有这个人 那他姓啥？
‎-圣伯纳德

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‎-在哪上学？
‎-圣伯纳德

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‎-他有宠物吗？
‎-卷毛比雄

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‎等等 倒是提醒我了

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‎我给一只狗做过心肺复苏术
‎那算是亲亲吗？

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‎去吧 你能行

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‎我要两勺 你

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‎对不起

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‎嘿 性感帅哥 你在吃葡萄吗？

211
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‎对 因为他才九岁

212
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,101
‎对不起 我爸爸有一件同款的上衣

213
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,318
‎女士 你不能进柜台后

214
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,912
‎我已经不在乎了 放下勺子 咱俩走着

215
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,948
‎没必要搞这么复杂吧

216
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:43,865
‎跑了

217
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,870
‎-好了
‎-你们赶紧走

218
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,286
‎你有没有我这个年纪的儿子？

219
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,211
‎一切顺利？

220
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:56,216
‎才怪 走吧 格温在哪里？

221
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,926
‎格温 走啦

222
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,554
‎格温

223
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,351
‎再见 凯文 刚才很开心

224
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,893
‎我这辈子最爽的一天

225
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,186
‎冷静 凯文

226
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,229
‎好吧

227
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,271
‎不是吧？

228
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,864
‎总得有人搞点甜头吧

229
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,911
‎宝贝 你好像对我的唇膏过敏

230
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,237
‎真的吗？

231
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,833
‎我觉得没事

232
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,414
‎嗯 瞅着没啥事

233
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,879
‎简直是一场灾难
‎我上了逐客名单 以后也去不了了

234
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,880
‎-如果我需要新鞋怎么办？
‎-什么叫“如果”？

235
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,218
‎真恶心

236
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,470
‎你的嘴怎么跟猴屁股似的？

237
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,142
‎猴屁股？

238
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,433
‎这是好话还是赖话？

239
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,346
‎还是带你去急诊室吧

240
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,685
‎你不是说没事吗？

241
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,767
‎那是我刚才坐得舒服 不想起来

242
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,692
‎老天 我在商场寻找邂逅

243
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,487
‎他们俩却嘬蜜嘬到嘴肿

244
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,071
‎我是怎么了？

245
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,616
‎难道没人想舔我身价两千的牙齿吗？

246
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,372
‎好吧

247
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:11,170
‎我倒有一个主意 之前不想说

248
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,498
‎是因为有点诡异 外加慌不择路

249
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,094
‎这是现实

250
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,882
‎你可以吻杰伊

251
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,383
‎他很帅 还总撩你

252
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,053
‎而且 他还是凯尔索家的男人

253
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,545
‎所以呢？什么意思？

254
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,137
‎渣男一个

255
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,893
‎虽然很有诱惑力 但还是算了

256
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,146
‎再说了 他也是咱们的朋友
‎太尴尬了 肯定还有别人

257
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,609
‎总归还有泳池里奇

258
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,494
‎好啊 救生员 多性感

259
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,608
‎没有 他就是来回晃悠一下
‎捞捞池子里的创可贴

260
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,659
‎但他单身 乐意鬼混

261
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,581
‎至少他衣服上这么写着

262
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:49,954
‎要不就杰伊吧？

263
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:51,584
‎就杰伊了

264
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,339
‎雷德 要我说 这按摩椅不靠谱

265
00:13:56,418 --> 00:14:00,048
‎咱们说好的 不改陈设 以防以后眼瞎

266
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,884
‎对不住 美女

267
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:10,886
‎我最不愿意让你难过压力大了

268
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,900
‎你没事吧？

269
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,729
‎可爽了

270
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,492
‎凯蒂 你可把菲丝的事办砸了

271
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,899
‎他说他爱我 你跟他说了什么？

272
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:28,328
‎我年纪大了 说过什么记不太清

273
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,999
‎凯蒂 他说要共度人生 还哭了

274
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,749
‎然后还给他妈妈打电话 她也哭

275
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,496
‎亲爱的

276
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,251
‎雪莉来了

277
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,972
‎她肯定是来了 你好像在神游

278
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,965
‎这俏皮话不赖 亲

279
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,766
‎对不起 我只是…当时有点被带跑了

280
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,309
‎他那么贴心

281
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:58,732
‎他的语气就像
‎我看得不咋懂的言情小说

282
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,153
‎我该怎么办？这家伙简直甩不掉

283
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,114
‎显然 我也做不来

284
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,322
‎我们得找一个狠角色

285
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,115
‎劈头盖脸

286
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,988
‎一斧子要他命

287
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,000
‎雷德 亲爱的？

288
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,173
‎咱们要不要养一只猫？

289
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:24,548
‎暖烘烘放腿上

290
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,552
‎陪着我爽

291
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,595
‎椅子 我得找雷德的真身谈谈

292
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,019
‎该死 凯蒂

293
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,350
‎你干嘛非得把电拔了？

294
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:44,229
‎所以我才不在医院的文件上写你名字

295
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,453
‎斧头杀手有了

296
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,075
‎你来啦

297
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:59,003
‎其他人呢？我以为是先在这里集合
‎然后去打保龄球呢

298
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,707
‎保龄球馆关门 他们没球了

299
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,258
‎过来坐

300
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:06,721
‎好吧

301
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,717
‎看看那片天空

302
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:14,932
‎星星很亮 月亮…也很亮

303
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,186
‎这我倒没想过

304
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,355
‎有点浪漫 不是吗？

305
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,940
‎哇 这里可以
‎直接看到那老太太的浴缸

306
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,566
‎她在哭

307
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,570
‎她老公好像刚刚挂了

308
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,785
‎-莉亚？
‎-嗯？

309
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:41,919
‎我知道你的用意

310
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,461
‎很好 稍等

311
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,632
‎好了 继续

312
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,046
‎莉亚

313
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,466
‎我不会吻你的

314
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:54,926
‎什么？

315
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:58,179
‎连你也这样？天啊 太丢脸了

316
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,477
‎我遁了

317
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,154
‎不要 别觉得难为情

318
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,767
‎听着 我觉得你很棒

319
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,235
‎你可爱又聪明 还很风趣

320
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,357
‎真的吗？

321
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,029
‎对

322
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,407
‎所以我们不该接吻

323
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,660
‎听着

324
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,665
‎莉亚 我不想毫无意义地调情

325
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:25,999
‎知道吗？

326
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:30,296
‎如果要发生的话
‎我希望发生得自然而然

327
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,337
‎发生得美妙

328
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,137
‎你说得真好

329
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,677
‎你确定不想接吻吗？

330
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,897
‎我后背狂冒汗 已经准备好浪漫了

331
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,113
‎看看这个夏天会怎样发展吧

332
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,033
‎谁知道呢？

333
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,242
‎也许会变得很特别

334
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,365
‎你好 雷德先生

335
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,002
‎菲丝 你来了 很好

336
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,127
‎听着

337
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,641
‎这话我只能这么说

338
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,009
‎完了

339
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,099
‎不要啊

340
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,061
‎太糟糕了

341
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,975
‎你还剩多少日子？

342
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,196
‎-什么？
‎-别担心 雷德先生

343
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,081
‎你走了之后 我会照顾凯蒂女士

344
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,365
‎无微不至

345
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,713
‎我说的是你和雪莉

346
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,212
‎你们俩结束了

347
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,625
‎什么？

348
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,130
‎你在说什么？

349
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,342
‎这是在开玩笑吗？

350
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,296
‎-咚咚咚
‎-是谁？

351
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,427
‎雪莉把你甩了

352
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,182
‎这可不好笑

353
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:06,733
‎振作起来 孩子

354
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,899
‎你尽力了

355
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:11,938
‎看着我

356
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,202
‎想伤我的心 就看着我的眼睛

357
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:23,285
‎对不起 雷德先生 我不该大吼大叫

358
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,334
‎但我看到了我们俩的未来

359
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,540
‎假日 旅行 白头偕老

360
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,707
‎临终也不忘做爱
‎拧得像双圈脆饼一样合葬

361
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,429
‎认倒霉吧

362
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,888
‎是啊 真的很霉

363
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,471
‎明明生活中其他方面都圆满了

364
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,472
‎但一起分享的那个最重要的人…

365
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,306
‎却没有

366
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,228
‎孩子 是这样

367
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,190
‎你很奇怪

368
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:01,406
‎但总有一天
‎你会找到喜好你这口的人

369
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:08,706
‎再说了 你真的准备好
‎照顾一个有孩子的女人吗？

370
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,171
‎她有孩子？

371
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,670
‎一个四十多岁的女人
‎有孩子也不奇怪啊

372
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,046
‎她四十多岁了？

373
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,434
‎哎呀！幸好躲过一劫

374
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,177
‎真不敢相信 杰伊居然没吻你

375
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:29,055
‎奇怪 就算没有如我所愿
‎我也一点也不担心

376
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,774
‎我有点期待之后的进展 你懂吗？

377
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,444
‎太懂了

378
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,820
‎我觉得自己简直换了一个人

379
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,820
‎迫不及待想体验未来的人生了…

380
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,492
‎妈 谢谢你送我们
‎但你能去别处找青春吗？

381
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:44,452
‎好 我要找家“现代休闲”买衣裳去

382
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,003
‎那你打算怎么办？等着杰伊行动吗？

383
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,330
‎如果他想让我等他

384
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,746
‎就不该告诉我
‎我有多可爱、聪明和风趣

385
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,304
‎你个傻瓜

386
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,420
‎我一直都在说你有多棒

387
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,467
‎有个男孩说了 你才明白？

388
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,390
‎没有

389
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,968
‎嗯 是这样

390
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,810
‎随便啦 我喜欢这个崭新自信的莉亚

391
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:07,770
‎我也是

392
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,847
‎话说 我马上回来

393
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,572
‎早安 艾蒂安

394
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,117
‎（歌剧魅影）

395
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,451
‎我也想你

396
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,370
‎什么叫你的朋友觉得我不存在？

397
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,630
‎跟这些左派美国佬一个德性

398
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,893
‎是啊

399
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,180
‎对

400
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,057
‎对

401
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:16,977
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