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‎起司節

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‎（威斯康辛搶先報，密爾瓦基）

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‎又是起司節

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‎等等

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‎密爾瓦基要舉辦倉庫電音趴

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‎正合我意，我要找地方放縱一下

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‎-你一直沒放縱？
‎-妳才知道

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‎我不確定

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‎上次我去電音趴，結果兩天沒睡

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‎原來40元一顆的薄荷糖不是薄荷糖

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‎故事很精采，但我是要去

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‎知道我要什麼嗎？

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‎別說是傑伊

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‎就是傑伊

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‎他那晚不親我，超性感的

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‎那代表什麼？將來會怎樣？

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‎我要開始腳背後的毛嗎？

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‎莉亞，把所有價值託付在男人身上

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‎跟放棄沒兩樣

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‎還會助長父權社會的不公義

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‎她看了《暴女宣言》後就說個不停

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‎我要當女權主義者

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‎等上大學之後

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‎但現在我只想交男友

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‎你沒親她？

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‎傑伊克爾索？點域鎮克爾索家？

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‎全鎮最好色的家庭？

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‎我可能是吃錯藥了

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‎腦子裡有個聲音說：”捏她的奶子”

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‎但這個聲音一直在，很正常

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‎怪的是有另一個甜美的聲音
‎說：“不可以”

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‎“捏她的心”

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‎等等，你知道這是什麼意思吧？
‎你喜歡她

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‎沒有…是吧？

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‎才沒有

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‎有啦，甜美的聲音就是證明
‎你把她當人看

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‎真奇怪

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‎莉亞，妳還不適合和傑伊交往

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‎他是玩咖

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‎妳才剛獻出初吻，傑伊和湖水性交過

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‎我連把臉放進湖裡都不想

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‎我們不希望妳最後變成

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‎他在開學前甩掉的夏日情人

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‎去年勞動節真像大屠殺

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‎我從沒見過這麼多叫“珍妮佛”的人
‎在同一個車道上哭

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‎你要快點搞定才行

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‎直接向莉亞表白，快去

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‎我做不到

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‎我爸總教我
‎絕不要先向心儀的女生表白

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‎免得她們拿到戀情的主控權

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‎才不會呢

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‎我主動追求妮琪，卻有絕對主控權

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‎寶貝，對極了

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‎她要你帶著他爸的舊醫師傳呼機
‎讓你隨傳隨到

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‎我緊急時才會用

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‎-沒錯，像是昨晚
‎-妳昨晚需要甚麼？

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‎口香糖

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‎緊急用口香糖

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‎傑伊真是那種人？

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‎貼心是裝不來的，裝了要幹嘛？

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‎她給的學費太少，別教了

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‎如果妳決心要和那個幹湖哥談戀愛

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‎至少罩子放亮點

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‎不要投懷送抱

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‎妳是女神，要善用妳的魅力

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‎說得對

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‎-要等她先出手
‎-要等他先出手

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‎（一，二，三，四）

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‎漫步街上，無所事事

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‎生活一成不變

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‎整天無事可做，只顧和你聊天

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‎我們都好…

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‎威斯康辛，你們好！

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‎90 年代秀

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‎我好愛看《法網遊龍》

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‎上半段和法網有關，下半段是遊龍

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‎讓我很滿意

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‎對，劇名說得很清楚

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‎像是《親愛的，我把孩子縮小了》

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‎他把孩子縮小後，必須向老婆坦承

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‎我一看就懂

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‎琪蒂，看電視的重點

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‎就是我們不必聊天

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‎好，我閉嘴

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‎我有說莉亞前幾天都可愛嗎？

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‎我們在想名人結合義大利麵的名字

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‎我說筆管麵潘恩與泰勒

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‎她說馬基馬克通心麵

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‎我不只是她奶奶而已，我…

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‎我們也是一起出去玩的朋友

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‎出去玩？

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‎妳知道誰會和爸媽出去玩嗎？

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‎曼尼德茲兄弟

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‎這樣啊

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‎我不喜歡殺人兇手

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‎但我喜歡毛衣

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‎聽我說…

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‎我們不該當孩子的朋友

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‎他們總愛吃東西、拿東西…
‎和塞住東西

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‎上一秒妳才轉身

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‎下一秒就有笨蛋
‎會把一條麵包塞進馬桶裡

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‎短管麵東尼丹薩

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‎莉亞，短管麵東尼丹薩

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‎所以，你的計畫就是身上塗滿油

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‎等莉亞看到你的胴體？

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‎妳忘了，我還帶了吉他

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‎好，油塗太多

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‎真是土包子

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‎她會喜歡的

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‎小妮

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‎我收到妳的傳呼後打到妳家
‎妳媽說妳在這裡

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‎幫我塗在肩膀上

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‎寶貝，沒問題

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‎果然有主控權

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‎不會吧？

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‎好像一根溼答答的熱狗

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‎謝啦，葛雯

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‎嗨，妹子

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‎傑伊，嗨

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‎說錯了，嗨，傑埃，傑伊，傑埃

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‎傑埃

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‎傑埃

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‎我喜歡

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‎就當妳為我取的小名

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‎好

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‎不好，走吧

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‎妳也可以留下

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‎陪陪…傑埃

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‎-借一步說話？
‎-沒問題

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‎好

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‎妳在幫傑伊拉皮條嗎？

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‎我要撮合他和莉亞
‎他才不會打擾我和內特

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‎他們一起吃甜筒
‎難怪傑伊得單核細胞增多症

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‎我不能讓她變成傑伊的夏日情人之一

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‎不會的，他其實喜歡她

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‎那他可以像個紳士，主動邀她

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‎不可能

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‎這有違他的家規

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‎但她也不會主動，看來沒戲唱了

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‎妳看，重點在動手指

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‎我能感覺你在耳邊說話

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‎莉亞

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‎抱歉，我得走了

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‎怎麼會失敗？

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‎我還借了我爸的CK中性香水
‎而且噴了全身

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‎你身體好香

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‎借我用一點吧？

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‎靠過來

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‎誰呼叫我？

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‎你好

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‎克萊醫師，你好

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‎是某個醫生，以為我是妮琪他爸

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‎快掛斷

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‎或者…

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‎我在聽

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‎對，我也覺得應該割掉

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‎好，讚啦

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‎再見

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‎兄弟

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‎我剛剛在治病

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‎兄弟，超屌的

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‎叫我“兄弟”醫師

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‎-嗨
‎-早安

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‎妳怎麼進我臥室的？

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‎從窗戶爬進來

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‎我們要聊什麼？聊傑伊？沒問題

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‎我建議妳主動出擊

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‎-不行
‎-為什麼？

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‎妳在幹什麼？

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‎妳不是應該在用身體
‎控制我哥的人生嗎？

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‎他就像勃起的殭屍

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‎莉亞，我和內特
‎有今晚《蝙蝠俠3》的電影票

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‎但妳和傑伊拿去用比較好

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‎出去玩…在暗暗的地方…
‎旁邊沒有討厭鬼

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‎我想…拒絕，我今晚有事

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‎真的？

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‎說說這些“計畫”的細節

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‎我們要去…

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‎密爾瓦基的電音趴

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‎沒錯

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‎對極了，去電音趴

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‎我以為你暫時不去電音趴

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‎之前你卡在鄰居的狗門裡

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‎我以為是納尼亞

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‎結果不是

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‎如果你們要去電音趴，那我們也要去

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‎很好，趴場見

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‎電音趴？幹嘛這樣說？

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‎因為本人很自私

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‎我不能去

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‎電音趴危險又違法
‎而且我要怎麼上廁所？

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‎人家尿尿會害羞
‎連在圖書館都不太敢

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‎放心，那裡廁所很多

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‎大家都去那裡做愛和嗑藥

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‎什麼？算了

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‎我…這完全超出我的舒適圈

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‎而且，我祖父母一定不會答應

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‎那就騙他們

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‎對著他們可愛的小臉？

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‎我根本辦不到

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‎看電影？好像很好玩

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‎對啊，《蝙蝠俠3》

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‎-“電音”受到好評
‎-小姐

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‎“電音”沒有受到好評，是褒貶不一

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‎被妳戳破了！我說謊

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‎但去看電影是實話

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‎但我騙你們“電音”…受到好評

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‎我們該走了

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‎爺爺奶奶再見，祝你們“電音”愉快

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‎祝妳看得開心

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‎他們在說謊

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00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:42,983
‎莉亞不會騙我
‎她是我的義大利麵姊妹

213
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:47,059
‎可惡，我忘了說細麵艾迪墨菲

214
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,149
‎好讚

215
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,066
‎那些女生半裸耶

216
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,831
‎真糟糕

217
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,499
‎-你怎麼聞起來像貓尿？
‎-我要搞定莉亞

218
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,336
‎我塗了很多費洛蒙

219
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,628
‎我看健身雜誌封底買的

220
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,513
‎虎汗

221
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,587
‎超猛的

222
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,085
‎女生無法抵抗這種味道

223
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,928
‎廂型車臭死了

224
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,307
‎我有不祥的預感
‎我們好像忘了什麼

225
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,234
‎-我有帶螢光棒嗎？
‎-有

226
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,941
‎我有帶奶嘴嗎？

227
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,481
‎沒有，是我帶的

228
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,439
‎那我們究竟忘了什麼？

229
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,646
‎歐基！

230
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,619
‎我在車道撿到這個

231
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,340
‎還覺得他們再看電影嗎？

232
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,379
‎先…

233
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,917
‎先別妄下定論

234
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,375
‎歐基，親愛的

235
00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:01,676
‎你怎麼好像從我吃安眠藥
‎做的夢裡走出來一樣？

236
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,644
‎他不肯說話

237
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:09,734
‎之後就難說了

238
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,694
‎告訴我…我孫女呢？

239
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,611
‎在和我媽說話之前，我什麼都不會說

240
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:21,525
‎你不說，就永遠看不到你媽

241
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,332
‎好吧

242
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,286
‎她去了“不事”

243
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,672
‎這才像話嘛

244
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,170
‎“不事”？

245
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,844
‎不關你事

246
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,512
‎瑞德，你算是…你算是誤入陷阱

247
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,309
‎-怎麼能忘了歐基沒上車？
‎-什麼？別怪我

248
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:53,364
‎我忙著指導輸血

249
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,145
‎-什麼？
‎-妳別管

250
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,911
‎廁所真的如妳所說，扯爆了

251
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,028
‎有個女生想在馬桶上抱我

252
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,540
‎我受夠了，我要成熟點，找傑伊談談

253
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:08,950
‎幫我拿著奶嘴

254
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,418
‎傑伊

255
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,668
‎我們別打心理戰，好好談談好嗎？

256
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,465
‎好高興妳這麼說

257
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,378
‎我們很來電，但現在大家都插一腳

258
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,508
‎-變得好奇怪
‎-沒錯

259
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,892
‎那我們數到三
‎一起說出我們的感覺吧？

260
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:29,894
‎好啊

261
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,352
‎一，二，三

262
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,435
‎-我喜歡你
‎-我就知道

263
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,190
‎什麼？你耍我

264
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,903
‎不重要，你承認了

265
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,574
‎天哪，大家說得對，你…你是玩咖

266
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,985
‎那是用來抹黑我的刻板印象

267
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,244
‎我只是和很多女生約會的帥哥

268
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,750
‎你知道嗎？我的確喜歡過你

269
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,539
‎我喜歡車上那個貼心又真誠的人

270
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,004
‎但這個傢伙，是大爛咖

271
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,295
‎沒關係，妳喜不喜歡我都無所謂

272
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,340
‎整個倉戶都是辣妹
‎而且我散發老虎的香味

273
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,635
‎是…老虎的屁眼啦

274
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,427
‎這裡也有男生，看看今晚誰比較厲害

275
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,307
‎你還沒見識我的招數

276
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,613
‎我手臂怎麼了？感受到音樂了啦

277
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,226
‎祝妳好運囉

278
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,962
‎傑伊看到很開心沒？

279
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:37,039
‎很難判斷，一堆女生圍著他

280
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:37,956
‎虎拳

281
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,752
‎無影腳！

282
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,632
‎空手道！

283
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,506
‎我要下猛藥

284
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,850
‎妳沒事吧？

285
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,391
‎需要叫醫生嗎？

286
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,765
‎那傢伙是醫生

287
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,902
‎照X光！

288
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,018
‎照哪裡？

289
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,107
‎都照！

290
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,204
‎歐基…

291
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:07,871
‎親愛的…

292
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,827
‎這套衣服一定費了你一番心思

293
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:19,455
‎-謝謝妳注意到了
‎-曲折邊的繡工，好強！

294
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,670
‎你要瞭解，我知道你很獨特

295
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,088
‎我以你為傲

296
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:31,429
‎你那兩粒也讓我驚艷

297
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,279
‎佛曼太太，我告訴妳莉亞去哪裡

298
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,533
‎看到沒，瑞德？

299
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,954
‎你相信他們，他們就相信你

300
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,874
‎會對你坦誠相對

301
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,213
‎莉亞去密爾瓦基的電音趴

302
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,504
‎愛說謊的小賤人

303
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,007
‎你一直在回醫院給我爸的傳呼？

304
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,764
‎小妮，我表現得很好

305
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,255
‎還有人邀我去丹佛開會

306
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,191
‎他身邊只剩一個女的

307
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,654
‎我該怎麼做？

308
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,070
‎找其他人跳舞

309
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,190
‎沒問題

310
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,418
‎完了，我死定了

311
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,262
‎沒錯

312
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,062
‎到今天為止，我和男生最親密的舉動

313
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,350
‎只是在電音趴中磨蹭我爺爺的身體

314
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,975
‎聊勝於無，他帶你回他家了

315
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,522
‎葛雯，不好笑，他會宰了我

316
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,067
‎對不起，感覺像是我的錯

317
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,862
‎的確全是你的錯

318
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,911
‎我本來想給妳力量，但老實說

319
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,241
‎我只草草看過《暴女宣言》

320
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,414
‎但我猜它的主旨是說

321
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,247
‎妳該自己做決定，別被誰阻擋

322
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,173
‎包括我

323
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:29,416
‎如果妳還是喜歡傑伊，就大方追求他

324
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,218
‎今晚的事讓我很迷惘

325
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,183
‎不管怎樣，我該先和爺爺分手才對

326
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,438
‎葛雯，出去

327
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,023
‎這件事“不事”

328
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,187
‎不關妳事

329
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,410
‎爺爺奶奶，對不起

330
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:58,080
‎但是爺爺，我很後悔奶醬寬麵

331
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,621
‎好，很有創意

332
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,119
‎但奶奶很不爽

333
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,417
‎我對妳很失望

334
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,801
‎妳利用我的信任、愛

335
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,800
‎和我全部能用的安全別針

336
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,426
‎-我真的闖禍了
‎-沒錯

337
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,390
‎妳被禁足一週

338
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:20,270
‎不准妳看第四台、玩任天堂
‎還有，妳很喜歡的手作盆栽？

339
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,096
‎我要放到冰庫凍死

340
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,057
‎瑞德，你還要罰什麼？

341
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,444
‎沒有了

342
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,435
‎只是…我們很開心妳安全到家
‎乖孫女

343
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,034
‎就這樣？

344
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:41,294
‎我常看《法網遊龍》
‎知道必須有好警察

345
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,620
‎那我是壞警察？

346
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,207
‎老娘喜歡

347
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,343
‎-這是你平常的感覺？
‎-沒錯

348
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,671
‎你壞壞

349
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,054
‎-好甜蜜
‎-滾開，回妳房間

350
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,398
‎-你好
‎-聽說妳被禁足

351
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,769
‎我也被逮到

352
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,776
‎地毯被虎汗燒出一個洞

353
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,399
‎我媽現在超不爽

354
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,949
‎聽我說…我想為那晚的事道歉

355
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,366
‎沒關係

356
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,080
‎我們都興奮得昏頭了

357
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,541
‎聽我說…我真的像妳之前想的那樣

358
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,960
‎我不想再當玩咖

359
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,750
‎我們數到三
‎一起坦承對彼此的感覺吧？

360
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,088
‎-這次是真的
‎-好

361
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,264
‎一，二，三

362
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,512
‎-我喜歡你
‎-我們當朋友就好

363
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,350
‎等等，朋友？

364
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,562
‎-對
‎-像羅斯和瑞秋？

365
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,521
‎比較像喬伊和錢德

366
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,944
‎夏天不長，別搞得太複雜

367
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,162
‎當朋友吧？

368
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,368
‎沒問題，當朋友

369
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,369
‎朋友？在他說出那段話之後？

370
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,122
‎我很困惑

371
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,374
‎他也是

372
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,495
‎換本小姐有主控權了

373
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:10,673
‎原來妳在耍心機

374
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,170
‎玩咖被我玩，克爾索的現世報

375
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:17,384
‎我…需要妳告訴我，我沒搞砸

376
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,011
‎真是陰險狡詐

377
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,681
‎我喜歡

378
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,347
‎你們兩個！我還在生氣

379
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,852
‎少說廢話，多跳電音

380
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:21,696
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