1 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,683 Cheese festival. 2 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,007 Cheese festival. 3 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:15,266 Another cheese festival. 4 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:17,808 Hold up. 5 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:20,272 There's a warehouse rave in Milwaukee. 6 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:23,443 I need this. I want to go somewhere where I don't have to hold back. 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,154 You've been holding back? 8 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,903 You have no idea. 9 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,243 I don't know. 10 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,450 Last time I went to a rave, I stayed up for two days. 11 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:36,122 Turns out, if a mint is 40 bucks, it's not a mint. 12 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,544 Great story. 13 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,119 I still want to go. 14 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,209 You know what I want? 15 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,132 Don't say Jay. 16 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,209 Jay. 17 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:48,260 It was so hot when he didn't kiss me on the car the other night. 18 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,179 What does it mean? Where is it going? 19 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,048 Should I start shaving the back of my legs? 20 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,805 Leia, placing all of your value in the hands of a man 21 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,100 is just giving it away, 22 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,233 and the result of living in an oppressive patriarchal society. 23 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:04,611 She read the "Riot Grrrl Manifesto" and won't shut up about it. 24 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,534 I want to be a feminist. 25 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,534 In college. 26 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:14,123 But right now, I really, really, really want a boyfriend. 27 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:15,826 You didn't kiss her? 28 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,696 Jay Kelso, of the Point Place Kelsos? 29 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,456 The horniest family in town? 30 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,786 I don't know what came over me. 31 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:27,422 I mean, there's one voice in my head saying, "Honk her boob, bro." 32 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,344 But he's always there, so that's normal. 33 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:35,428 The weird part was there was this other sweet voice saying, "No, bro." 34 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,139 "Honk her heart." 35 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,521 Hey, wait. You know what this means, right? 36 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,430 You like her. 37 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,728 No… Right? 38 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:45,687 No. 39 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:50,437 Yes, that's what that sweet voice means. You're seeing her as a person. 40 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,527 Weird. 41 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,200 Leia, I'm not sure if you're ready for Jay. 42 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,531 He's a player. 43 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,196 You just had your first kiss. 44 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,624 Jay's had sex in a lake. 45 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,411 I don't even like to put my face in a lake. 46 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,247 We don't want you to end up being 47 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:10,085 some summer hookup he dumps before school starts. 48 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:12,341 Last Labor Day was a massacre. 49 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:15,933 I've never seen so many Jennifers crying in the same driveway. 50 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,144 You need to close the deal ASAP. 51 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,471 Just tell Leia you like her. Let's go. 52 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:22,678 I can't. 53 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,597 My dad always told me to never tell a girl you like her first. 54 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,727 It gives them all the control in the relationship. 55 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,614 That's not true. 56 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,861 I made the first move with Nikki, and I am totally in the driver's seat. 57 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:34,901 That's right, babe. 58 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:43,497 Dude, she makes you wear her dad's old doctor pager in case she needs something. 59 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,710 Hey, I only use it for emergencies. 60 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:48,500 -Yeah, like last night. -And what did you need last night? 61 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,585 Gum. 62 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:51,922 Emergency gum. 63 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,006 Are you guys sure about Jay? 64 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,721 A guy's not just gonna pretend to be sweet. 65 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,221 What would be the point of that? 66 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,178 We don't get paid enough. 67 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:05,386 Okay, look. If you're dead set on dating that lake humper, 68 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:07,096 at least be smart about it. 69 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,397 Don't throw yourself at him. 70 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,519 You are a goddess. Own your power. 71 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,438 You're right. 72 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,775 I'm going to make sure… 73 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,740 -…he comes to me first. -…she comes to me first. 74 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,610 -One, two, three, four! 75 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,290 Hello, Wisconsin! 76 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,835 Now, I love Law & Order. 77 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,883 The first part is about law, and the second part is about order. 78 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,257 It's very satisfying. 79 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,562 Yep, the title pretty much explains it. 80 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,598 Like Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. 81 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,064 He shrunk his kids, and now he has to tell his wife. 82 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:49,975 I'm all caught up. 83 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,902 Kitty, the whole point of watching TV 84 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:57,364 is so we don't have to talk to each other. 85 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,572 All right, I'll hush up. 86 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:18,045 Did I tell you how adorable Leia was the other day? 87 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:23,049 We were coming up with celebrity pasta names. 88 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,887 I said Penne and Teller. 89 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,563 She said Marky Markaroni. 90 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:36,692 You know, I… I'm more than just a grandma to her. I'm… 91 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,696 We are friends and hang out. 92 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:41,446 Hang out? 93 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:45,242 You know who hung out with their parents? 94 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,254 The Menendez brothers. 95 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:52,884 Well. 96 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,837 I'm not a fan of the murders. 97 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,972 But a big fan of the sweaters. 98 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:03,967 Look… 99 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:08,563 We are not meant to be friends with kids. 100 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:13,101 They're always eating, taking… clogging things. 101 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,820 You turn your back for one second, 102 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:20,989 and some dumbass has put a loaf of bread in your toilet. 103 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,070 Oh! 104 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,242 Rigatony Danza! 105 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,287 Rigatony Danza! Leia! Leia! 106 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,627 So your plan is to just oil yourself up 107 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:40,091 and wait out here for Leia to catch a hot glimpse? 108 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:43,377 You forgot. I also brought my guitar. 109 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,965 Okay, too much oil. 110 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,928 Ugh! You're so cheesy. 111 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,854 She's gonna love it. 112 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,805 Hey, Nik. I got your page. 113 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,896 I called your house, but your mom said you were here. 114 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,861 I need some of this on my shoulders. 115 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,531 Oh. 'Course, babe. 116 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,360 -Yeah, you're in the driver's seat. 117 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:08,413 Seriously? 118 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,083 You look like a wet hot dog. 119 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:12,874 Thanks, Gwen. 120 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,245 Hey, girl. 121 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,795 Jay, hi. 122 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,345 I mean, hi, Jai. Jay. Jai. 123 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,717 Jai. 124 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,307 Jai. 125 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:33,975 I like that. 126 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,265 That can be your cute nickname for me. 127 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,824 Okay. 128 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,359 Not okay. Let's go. 129 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,692 Or you can stay here. 130 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,317 You know, hang with… Jai. 131 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,699 -Could I talk to you for a second? -Sure. 132 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:49,783 Okay. 133 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,499 Why are you acting like Jay's pimp? 134 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,039 I'm trying to get him coupled up with Leia so he'll leave me and Nate alone. 135 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,455 They share ice cream cones. When Jay had mono, I got it. 136 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,090 I don't want her to be another one of Jay's summer lays. 137 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:05,882 It's not like that. He actually likes her. 138 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,507 Then he can ask her out like a gentleman. 139 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,184 He won't do that. 140 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,643 It's not allowed in his family or something. 141 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,891 Okay, well, she's not going to either, so I guess we're done. 142 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,147 See, it's all about moving the fingers. 143 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,904 I can feel you talking in my ear. 144 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:23,647 Leia! 145 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,784 Sorry, I have to go. 146 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,372 How did that not work? 147 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,712 I mean, I even borrowed my dad's CK One and put it everywhere. 148 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,621 You smell great! 149 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,094 Can I get a little of that, bro? 150 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:43,962 Get in here! 151 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,678 Who's paging me? 152 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,267 Hello. 153 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,820 Oh. Hi, Dr. Klein. 154 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,397 It's some doctor. He thinks I'm Nikki's dad. 155 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,397 Hang up. 156 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,197 Or… 157 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,157 Uh-huh. 158 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,749 Yes, I agree, that should be removed. 159 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,117 Okay, sweet. 160 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,881 Bye. 161 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,127 Bro. 162 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:25,884 I just doctored! 163 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,008 Mad respect, bro. 164 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,722 Doctor Bro. 165 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,637 -Hi. -Good morning. 166 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,057 How did you get in my room? 167 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,555 I climbed through the window. 168 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,645 So what should we talk about? Jay? Okay, sure. 169 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,073 I think you should go for it. 170 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,358 -I can't. -Why not? 171 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,704 What the hell is this? 172 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,452 Shouldn't you be controlling my brother's life with your body? 173 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,701 He's like a zombie with a boner. 174 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:03,171 So, Leia, Nate and I have Batman Forever tickets tonight. 175 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,501 But I was thinking, you and Jay could use them 176 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:09,006 and hang out… in the dark… with no annoying people around. 177 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,384 I would love to 178 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,887 pass on that because I have plans tonight. 179 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,470 Oh, really? 180 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,472 Tell me more about these "plans." 181 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,177 Um… we're going to, um… 182 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,558 A rave in Milwaukee! 183 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,145 Uh, yeah. 184 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,072 Totally. A rave. 185 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:27,818 I thought you were taking a break from raves 186 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,240 after you got stuck in your neighbor's doggy door. 187 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,740 I thought it was Narnia. 188 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,372 It wasn't. 189 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,949 Okay, well, if you're all going to this totally real rave, then so are we. 190 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,655 Cool. See you there. 191 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,374 A rave?! Why did you say that? 192 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,076 For purely selfish reasons. 193 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,384 I can't. 194 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:50,010 Raves are dangerous and illegal. And what even is the bathroom situation? 195 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:53,129 I'm a shy pee-er. I can barely pee at the library. 196 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,849 Relax. There'll be plenty of bathrooms. 197 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,718 That's where everyone goes to have sex and do drugs. 198 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,515 What?! Forget it. 199 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,729 I… This is way out of my comfort zone. 200 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,889 Besides, my grandparents would never let me go. 201 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,058 Then lie. 202 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,936 To their sweet little faces? 203 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,357 I could never do that. 204 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,034 A movie? That sounds fun. 205 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,281 Yep.  Batman Forever. 206 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,664 -It's getting rave reviews. -Dude. 207 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,412 Um, I mean, not rave reviews. Mixed reviews. 208 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:21,544 You caught me! I lied! 209 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,871 I mean, I didn't lie about going to the movies. 210 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,037 I lied about the rave… 211 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:26,955 reviews! 212 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,003 We should get going. 213 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:30,085 Bye, Grandma. Bye, Grandpa. Rave a good night! 214 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,344 Enjoy the movie! 215 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:36,676 They're lying. 216 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,266 Oh, Leia wouldn't do that to me. 217 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,979 She's my pasta pal. 218 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:47,059 Oh, darn it. I forgot to tell her about Spaghetti Murphy. 219 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,319 Wow. 220 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,066 Those girls are half naked. 221 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,831 And it's terrible. 222 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,409 Why do you smell like cat pee? 223 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,497 To close the deal with Leia, 224 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,336 I put on a bunch of these pheromones 225 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,628 I bought from the back of my bodybuilding magazine. 226 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,423 Tiger Sweat. 227 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,587 That's badass. 228 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,085 Ladies find the scent irresistible. 229 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,507 Ugh! The van smells like ass. 230 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,307 I got a terrible feeling we didn't do something. 231 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,234 -Did I bring the glow sticks? -Yeah. 232 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,941 Did I bring all the pacifiers? 233 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,481 No, I did. 234 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,439 What else could we be forgetting? 235 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,646 Ozzie! 236 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,619 I found this in the driveway. 237 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,340 Still think they're at the movies? 238 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,379 Well, let's… 239 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,917 Let's not jump to conclusions. 240 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,375 Ozzie, sweetie, 241 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:01,676 why do you look like something from one of my sleeping pill dreams? 242 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,644 He's not talking. 243 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:09,978 Yet. 244 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,694 Now… where's my granddaughter? 245 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,611 I'm not saying jack squat until I talk to my mother. 246 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:21,525 You'll never see your mother again until you start talking. 247 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,332 Okay, fine. 248 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,286 She went to nunya. 249 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,672 Now we're getting somewhere. 250 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,170 Where's nunya? 251 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,844 Nunya business. 252 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,512 Well, Red, you kinda… You just kinda walked into that. 253 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,309 -How could you drive off without Ozzie? -What? Don't blame me. 254 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:53,364 I was a little distracted ordering a blood transfusion. 255 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,145 -What? -Don't worry about it. 256 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,911 You were right about the bathroom. It was crazy. 257 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,028 Some girl tried to hug me on the toilet. 258 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,700 I've had enough. 259 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,535 I'm gonna do the mature thing and talk to Jay. 260 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,120 Hold my binky. 261 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,578 Hey, Jay. 262 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,667 Um, can we just talk to each other instead of whatever it is we're doing? 263 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,465 Oh, I'm so glad you said that. 264 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,378 We had a nice thing going, and now everyone got involved. 265 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,508 -It just got weird. -Exactly. 266 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,892 How about, on the count of three, we both just say how we feel? 267 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,314 Great. 268 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,352 One, two, three. 269 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,435 -I like you. -I knew it! 270 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,900 -What? No, you tricked me. -Well, it doesn't matter. You said it. 271 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,574 Oh my God. Everyone's right. You… You're a player. 272 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,985 Hey. That's an ugly stereotype 273 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,244 for hot guys like me who date lots of chicks. 274 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,746 You know what? I did like you. 275 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,539 I liked that guy on the car who was sweet and sincere. 276 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,004 But not this guy. This guy sucks. 277 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,295 Well, fine. It doesn't matter if you're into me or not. 278 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,880 There's a warehouse full of hot girls in there, 279 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,336 and I smell like a tiger. 280 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,639 A tiger's butthole! 281 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,427 And there are guys in there too. We'll see who has a better night. 282 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,307 And you haven't seen my moves. 283 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,403 What happened to my arm? 284 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,609 It's feeling the music! That's what! 285 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,227 Okay. Good luck in there. 286 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,962 Is Jay seeing how much fun I'm having? 287 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:37,039 It's hard to tell. He's surrounded by so many girls. 288 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,126 Pow. 289 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,921 Hi-yah! 290 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,632 Karate! 291 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,506 I need to step it up. 292 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,850 Are you okay? 293 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,391 Do you need medical help? 294 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,765 That guy's a doctor. 295 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,902 X-ray! 296 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,018 Which one? 297 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,107 All of them. 298 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,204 Ozzie… 299 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,066 Honey… 300 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,827 Obviously, you put a ton of work into that costume. 301 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,462 Thank you for noticing. 302 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,329 I mean, the stitching on the rickrack. 303 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,457 Wow! 304 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,670 I want you to know that I see you. 305 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,258 And I'm proud of you. 306 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,849 And I am dazzled 307 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,429 by your little balls. 308 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,279 Okay, Mrs. Forman. I'll tell you where Leia is. 309 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,533 See, Red? 310 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,954 If you trust them, and you… you treat them with respect, 311 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,874 they will be honest with you. 312 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,213 Leia's at a rave in Milwaukee. 313 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,504 That lying little bitch. 314 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,007 You've been answering my dad's doctor pages? 315 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,764 I did pretty well, Nik. 316 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,255 I got invited to a conference in Denver. 317 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,191 He's coupled off. 318 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,654 What should I do? 319 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,070 Maybe stop dancing with just me. 320 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,190 On it. 321 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,262 Yep. 322 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,062 So, to date, the furthest I've gotten with a guy 323 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,350 was grinding on my grandpa at a rave. 324 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,975 Well, it's not nothing. He took you home with him. 325 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,522 This isn't funny, Gwen. He's gonna kill me. 326 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,067 I'm sorry. This kinda feels like my fault. 327 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,862 That's because it's all your fault. 328 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,911 I was trying to empower you, but, to be honest, 329 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,241 I only skimmed that whole riot grrrl thing. 330 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,414 But, if I had to guess what it's all about, 331 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,247 you should get to do what you want without anyone holding you back, 332 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,173 including me. 333 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:29,416 So, if you still want Jay, then go get him. 334 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,218 After tonight, I don't know what I want. 335 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,853 Either way, I should probably break up with my grandpa first. 336 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,808 Gwen. 337 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,893 Get out. 338 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,023 This is nunya. 339 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,187 Nunya business. 340 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,410 I'm so sorry, you guys. 341 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:58,080 But, Grandma, you should know, I feel nothing but regrettuccine Alfredo. 342 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,621 Okay, that was good. 343 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,119 But Grandma's pissed. 344 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,417 I am so disappointed in you. 345 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,801 You took advantage of my trust, my love, 346 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,800 and all of my good safety pins. 347 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,426 -I really messed up. -Uh-huh. 348 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,390 Well, you are grounded for a week. 349 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,430 No cable, no Nintendo. 350 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,274 And that Chia Pet you like so much? 351 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,096 I'm gonna put it in the freezer until it dies. 352 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,057 Red, do you have anything to add? 353 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,574 No. 354 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,435 Just that… we're glad you're home safe, kiddo. 355 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,034 That's it? 356 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:41,294 Well, I've seen enough Law & Order to know that there has to be a good cop. 357 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,620 So, I'm the bad cop? 358 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,207 Oh, I like this. 359 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,343 -Is this how you feel all the time? -Oh yeah. 360 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,880 You are bad! 361 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,054 -Aw, you guys. -Yeah, no. Go to your room. 362 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,228 Hey. 363 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,400 Hey. I heard you were grounded. 364 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,769 I got busted too. 365 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,776 That Tiger Sweat stuff burned a hole in our carpet. 366 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,399 Now my mom's pissed. 367 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,949 Look… I just wanted to apologize for how things went. 368 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,366 It's okay. 369 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,080 We both got kinda caught up in it. 370 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,541 Look, I really am the guy you thought I was. 371 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,960 Okay? I'm done playing games. 372 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,750 How about, on the count of three, we both say how we feel about each other? 373 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,088 -For real this time. -Okay. 374 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,264 One, two, three. 375 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,512 -I like you. -I think we should just be friends. 376 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,350 Wait, friends? 377 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,562 -Yeah. -Like Ross and Rachel? 378 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,521 More like Joey and Chandler. 379 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,944 Look, the summer's not that long. Let's not complicate it. 380 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,162 So, friends? 381 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,368 Sure. Friends. 382 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,369 Friends? After he said all that? 383 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,122 I'm so confused. 384 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,374 So is he. 385 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,495 Now I have all the power. 386 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:10,673 It was a move. 387 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,170 I played the player. I Kelsoed the Kelso. 388 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,464 I… 389 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,377 need you to tell me I didn't screw it all up. 390 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,011 It's so manipulative and sneaky. 391 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,681 I love it. 392 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,347 Hey! I'm still mad. 393 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,852 Less talk, more rave.