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[rock guitar riff playing]
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[Leia, hoarsely] Cookie.
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Could we please stop the 90210 marathon?
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I had a dirty dream
about Andrea Zuckerman.
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I'm so confused.
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This show is the only thing
getting me through my breakup with Jay.
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Oh, I know you're hurting.
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But, again, you actually have to date
someone to break up with them.
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[Leia scoffs] I like it better under here.
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Oh my God. Still with the 90210?
This is getting pathetic.
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I'm not gonna say it to her face,
but she needs professional help.
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I saw her yesterday wandering
just through the neighborhood
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like our grandpa used to.
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Near the end.
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Guys, stop.
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She's going through something.
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Something really stupid.
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Gwen! I'm right here!
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Good. You needed to hear it.
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[scoffs]
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How long am I going to feel this bad?
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It takes about half the time
you were in a relationship to get over it.
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And since you were never
in a relationship…
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You're good.
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[Leia scoffs]
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Leia, come on.
Don't go back into your sad hole.
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We came by to give you
your birthday present.
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[chill psychedelic music playing]
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Guys, I love it. How did you know my size?
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We got you an extra large
so we can enjoy it too.
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Is this chair too small?
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Just give Leia our birthday card already.
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Inside cat.
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[gasps] Outside cat.
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Inside cat. Outside cat. Ins--
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No more cat.
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I missed you guys.
My sad hole was lonely without you.
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I'm not gonna let my breakup with Jay
ruin my birthday.
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Not a breakup.
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Not a breakup.
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[both] Not a breakup.
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How many times
do you turn 15 in your life?
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Not that many.
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I'm over him.
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New year, new me.
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New Kids On The Block.
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I over-corrected.
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What's this?
You spelled my name wrong on this card.
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How do you not know
how to spell your girlfriend's name?
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Let me see that.
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-[Nikki scoffs]
-[chuckles]
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Nik!
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People are leaving? I just got this right.
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-[rock music playing]
-One, two, three, four!
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♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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♪ But talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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[young woman] Hello, Wisconsin!
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Well, Donna and Eric aren't gonna make it
for Leia's birthday.
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Eric's upset, but he knew the risks
when he signed up for Space Camp.
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Kitty, he fell out of his bunk bed.
It's not exactly Apollo 13.
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Well, he is gonna wish
he slept on the bottom bunk
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because I am throwing
a classic Kitty Forman birthday bash.
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It's you and me, old friend.
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We're about to put on a show.
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You're planning a kid's party.
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So let's try and not
get all stressed out this time.
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Don't worry.
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I woke up early to get a head start.
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Oh my God, it's 7:00 a.m.
I haven't deviled a damn thing!
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Well, I did my part.
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Took care of the gift.
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Twenty dollars.
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-You did one thing. Good for you.
-[egg cracks]
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I'm sorry. I snapped.
It's… Birthdays are fun.
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[laughs]
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It's gonna be a long day.
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Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!
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And it just got longer.
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-Bob. You made it.
-[Bob laughs]
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[Kitty coos]
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You knew about this?
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And you didn't, and that's why he's here.
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-Hi!
-[Bob] Hi.
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I brought you some fresh Florida oranges.
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I used them as a pillow on the plane.
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So, if you find any curly hairs in there,
that's me.
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Well, I am just gonna put these
in the dishwasher.
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[both laugh]
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There's the birthday girl!
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Happy birthday.
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I said it first.
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Hey, Grandpa Bob.
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Ooh! Look at you.
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You are so darn beautiful.
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Those Pinciotti genes
are strong like a bull.
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Bull-something.
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That milk's for the party!
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I mean, happy birthday, honey.
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Happy birthday, kiddo.
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Is Grandma all right?
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I'd lay low.
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[rock music playing]
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If you don't even know
how I spell my name,
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what else do you not know about me?
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I don't know what I don't know, Nik.
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Ask me something about your boobs.
I can draw those on a napkin.
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You're buying us lunch on your birthday?
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I felt like I needed to thank you guys
for taking care of me this week.
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I wasn't too bad, was I?
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[laughs heartily, inhales sharply]
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Oh, you weren't kidding.
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I'm glad you finally realized it's dumb
to let a man waste so much of your time.
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That's our job.
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You're right.
I'm going to have a great birthday.
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All that moping around stuff
is in the past.
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Good.
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'Cause Jay and Serena just walked in.
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This is bad. She's gonna have a relapse.
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Yeah. Leia, you don't need this right now.
Let's just get outta here.
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Seriously, guys, I'm fine.
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I'm gonna go over there
and say hi like a normal person.
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How's it going, turkeys?
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I like her body language.
Strong, assertive.
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She just picked up a pickle.
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So today's my birthday. [chuckles]
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New year, startin' fresh.
The big one-five.
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Aww, that's so cute!
I barely even remember turning 15.
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I think I was in the Bahamas.
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Me too!
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But you're here right now.
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No, you're here.
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Anywhistle, big party tonight.
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My grandma's inviting her bridge club,
so the roof shall be raised.
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[chuckles]
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Actually, I'm so rude.
You guys should come.
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-Are you sure?
-Of course.
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I want all my friends
and their new girlfriends at my party.
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Okay, great. We'll be there.
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As will I. Cannot wait.
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[sighs] I just ruined my birthday.
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This is where you're supposed to tell me
I didn't just ruin my birthday.
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But you did.
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This pickle's bad luck!
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Don't put your demon pickle near me.
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You wanna lose that hand?
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You know, it's hard
to take the joy out of a cupcake.
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But you did.
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Well, if you don't wanna help me,
you can go sit in the living room
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and talk to Bob
about his prosthetic testicle.
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Why did you have to invite him?
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I don't know what you're getting
worked up about. He's Leia's grandpa too.
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I blame Eric.
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There's only one girl in the world
with Bob as her dad,
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and he had to pick her.
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Hey there, what's cookin'?
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-'Cause we're in the kitchen.
-Oh.
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Damn it.
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We said his name three times
and summoned him like Beetlejuice.
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I'm gonna make my famous clam dip
for the party.
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Oh, that's sweet,
but we have plenty of food for tonight.
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I know, but the kids are gonna want
something good.
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I was thawing a ham in there.
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I'm just excited.
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You know, I went all out
on Leia's birthday gift this year.
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I got her a karaoke machine.
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-Aren't those things expensive?
-Oh yeah. [chuckles]
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I left the price tag on.
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'Cause I want her to…
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[voice breaking]
…remember how much I love her.
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[weeping] I need a minute!
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This guy thinks he can run my party?
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Clam my ham? No, sir!
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You can rinse off your ham, Kitty.
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My 20 bucks is getting its ass kicked
by a karaoke machine.
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Well, then, step it up, Red.
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You've got twice the balls, act like it.
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[rock music playing]
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You guys, I think I figured out
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why I invited Jay and his girlfriend
to my party.
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You ready?
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I'm not over Jay.
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-Oh my God. No way.
-What?
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[chuckles] I know!
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I'm surprised too.
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And it's all my fault.
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Because, guys…
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-I'm Brenda.
-Brenda?
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-Brenda Walsh, from 90210.
-[Ozzie sighs]
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Brenda obsesses over the guy,
but she never goes for the guy.
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[pop rock theme music playing]
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[percussion plays]
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[class bell ringing]
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All my life, people told me
I was running away.
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But, really,
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I've been running to something.
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It's me, isn't it?
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It is.
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Hey, Leia. I'm DJing a party tonight.
You wanna come? It's gonna be fresh.
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Not now, David.
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It's because I'm a freshman, isn't it?
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[pop rock theme music plays]
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So Brenda's the passive,
overly dramatic doormat.
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This makes sense now.
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[gasps and laughs] I know, right?
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But you know who always gets the guy?
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Kelly, the popular blonde
with the rich-girl attitude.
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[pop rock theme music playing]
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[percussion plays]
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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All my life, people told me
I was running away.
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But, really,
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I've been running to something.
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It's me, isn't it?
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No, bitch. It's me.
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-Leia?
-It's Kelly.
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Hey, guys. I'm DJing a party tonight.
You wanna come? It's gonna be fresh.
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Not now, David.
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It's because I'm a freshman, isn't it?
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[pop rock theme plays, fades out]
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I like it.
Mind if I riff on it a little bit?
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[pop rock theme music playing]
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[percussion plays]
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Hey, guys. I'm DJing a party.
It's gonna be fresh.
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This totally rad breakdancer's
gonna be there. Check it.
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Drop that beat.
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[old school hip-hop beat playing]
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[students exclaiming]
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That's the coolest kid I've ever seen!
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[pop rock theme music plays, fades out]
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Really, dude?
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David don't lie.
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When Jay and Serena show up at my party,
I'm gonna show 'em what's what.
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Kelly-style.
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00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,818
This is why we get paid 30% less than men.
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What happened to not obsessing over Jay?
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I'm not obsessing.
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I'm just gonna change how I look
and how I act and how I think
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to win him back.
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-Hey! What was that for?
-To snap you out of it.
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Dude!
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Hey!
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Ow. Stop.
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I am the wrong audience for this.
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[Leia] Ow!
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-I got the gift.
-[Kitty gasps]
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-Where's Bob?
-Oh.
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Well…
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He was driving me crazy, so I…
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I put some cold medicine in his iced tea.
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And some in his potato salad.
255
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,816
Some more in his pudding.
256
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:01,858
He just… He wouldn't go down, Red.
It was like… drugging a rhino.
257
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,081
Anyhoo, he's fast asleep upstairs.
258
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,460
Wait till you see what I got Leia.
259
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:14,038
Bob went expensive, but I went thoughtful.
260
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,296
You sweet, sweet man.
261
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,376
Her own cordless drill.
262
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,006
You stupid, stupid man.
263
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,140
But it's a great gift.
It gives her independence.
264
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:33,145
She can fix things on her own.
Take care of herself.
265
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,070
Why are you looking at me like that?
266
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,108
Did I not say it was cordless?
267
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,371
Red, you need to think like a teenager.
268
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,659
What did you want when you were 15?
269
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,503
A vaccine for polio.
270
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,165
All right. I'll keep looking.
271
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,419
Man… I must have been really tired.
272
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,382
I fell asleep in the hallway.
273
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,967
Well… you know,
that jet lag can be a killer.
274
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,095
Let me get you some more iced tea.
275
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,177
[rock music playing]
276
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,063
[Kitty] Ooh!
277
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,566
Somebody brought their appetite.
278
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,609
So which one of my hors d'oeuvres
do you like best?
279
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,241
This clam dip? Love!
280
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,834
Whoopsie.
281
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,370
Okay, I've figured out high heels.
You can let go now.
282
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,246
So you're gonna stand here
and wait for Jay?
283
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,753
Yeah. And when he gets here,
I'm gonna grab him and Kelly his face off.
284
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,627
[dramatic rock guitar riff plays]
285
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,762
This is so embarrassing.
286
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,848
I thought I could win back Jay,
but he didn't even care enough to show.
287
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,639
I get it.
288
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,654
No one came to watch me
DJ at the Peach Pit.
289
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,687
Not even Donna Martin.
290
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:00,653
It's the worst.
291
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,693
What was she like? I mean, between scenes?
292
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,910
What do you mean, "scenes"?
293
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,738
Never mind.
294
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,411
Thank you for coming
to my birthday, David.
295
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,872
-You were always my favorite.
-I'll take it.
296
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,416
Who are you talking to?
297
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,842
Uh, David. Nobody.
298
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,375
This is stupid.
299
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,375
I wasted my whole birthday
thinking about Jay,
300
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,967
and he's clearly moved on.
301
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,182
I'm done being pathetic.
302
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,181
Finally!
303
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,682
-[doorbell chimes]
-Move, he's here! Move, he's here!
304
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,675
Grandpa Bob?
305
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,595
You mean Grandpa Tom Jones.
306
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,823
I'm here to sing your birthday song
on your birthday gift.
307
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,650
You're gonna sing?
In front of my friends? In that jacket?
308
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,856
I'll be over here.
309
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,742
Tom Jones?
310
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,120
More like Tom groans
getting up from the couch. Am I right?
311
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,827
I am right.
312
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,834
[soft karaoke instrumental playing]
313
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,956
Wrong song, but, hey, the show must go on.
314
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,804
I'd like to dedicate this song
to my beautiful granddaughter, Leia.
315
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,182
This one's for you.
316
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,428
Oh no.
317
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,217
♪ Close your eyes ♪
318
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,974
♪ Make a wish ♪
319
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:19,137
♪ And blow out the candlelight ♪
320
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,308
Hey, it worked out. It's a birthday song.
321
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,267
This is not a birthday song.
322
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,897
We'll ride it out together.
323
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,574
♪ I'll make love to you ♪
324
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,493
♪ Like you want me to ♪
325
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,324
♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪
326
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,408
♪ Baby, all through the night… ♪
327
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,084
This is our song. [chuckles]
328
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,502
[Bob continues singing]
329
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,420
It was playing on the radio the first time
you let me touch your butt.
330
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,959
Oh, you remembered!
331
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:49,264
♪ And I will not let go
Till you tell me to ♪
332
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,511
Wanna get some air?
333
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,470
Oh God, yes.
334
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:56,223
♪ Girl, relax ♪
335
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,176
Bob. Nobody's relaxed.
336
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,361
Seems like you might have had
a rough night, kiddo.
337
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,071
I've only been 15 for a day,
and so far I don't like it.
338
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,861
I mean, nothing's gone right.
339
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,744
It's like I don't know what I'm doing.
340
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,821
Well,
341
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,083
everything's not gonna go right.
342
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,909
Give yourself a break.
You're half dumbass.
343
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,213
It's just…
344
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,298
Everyone else seems to have it all
figured out and I'm just making it all up.
345
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,626
Well, I hate to break it to you, kid,
346
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:34,295
but we're all just making it up
as we go along.
347
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,062
So don't be so hard on yourself.
348
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,142
Thanks, Grandpa.
349
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,388
Oh. Hey, wait.
350
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,265
Don't you want your present?
351
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,860
["Slow Ride" opening riff playing]
352
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,566
♪ Slow ride… ♪
353
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,952
A car? You got me a car?
354
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,782
It belonged to your father.
355
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,293
Tomorrow, we'll get your learner's permit,
and I'll teach you how to drive. Okay?
356
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,285
Thank you, Grandpa.
357
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,253
This is the best present I've ever gotten.
358
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,424
Oh…
359
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,052
Be sure to say that to Grandpa Bob.
360
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,257
Happy birthday, kiddo.
361
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,181
-♪ Slow ridin' woman, you're so fine ♪
-[song fades out]
362
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,680
You gave her the Vista Cruiser?
363
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,807
Man, you really creamed my jeans.
364
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,190
Can't you even lose like a normal person?
365
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,646
Now, Red, it wasn't a competition.
366
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,275
I wanted to do something nice for Leia.
367
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,951
You guys are lucky
to spend all this time with her.
368
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,672
I don't want her
to forget about her ol' Grandpa Bob.
369
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,829
Oh.
370
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,588
Damn it.
371
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,300
You're a good man, Bob.
372
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,094
Annoying as hell, but a good man.
373
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,889
Leia is lucky to have you.
374
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,600
You guys are makin' me emotional.
375
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,061
And I never cry.
376
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,807
Bob, you are welcome here anytime.
377
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,106
[chuckles]
378
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,189
Ooh.
379
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,484
I gotta see a man about a clam. [chuckles]
380
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,029
"Anytime"?
381
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,240
Red, he's family.
382
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,704
[grumbles] Eric!
383
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,252
[rapping on window]
384
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,288
Jay?
385
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,263
Hey. Mind if I come in?
386
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,968
Okay, but the party's over.
387
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,836
[strains] Yeah. I'm sorry I missed it.
388
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,643
It just didn't feel right
to show up with Serena.
389
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,642
I still don't know why I invited her.
390
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,691
-I just wanted you to be there.
-I wanted to be there too.
391
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,399
But… at least I can wish you
a happy birthday.
392
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,193
You know? Before it's too late.
393
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,742
Whoa. Where did that come from?
394
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,874
I guess I'm just
making it up as I go along.
395
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,831
-You need to break up with Serena.
-Serena who?
396
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,877
[Jay chuckles]
397
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,249
["The World I Know"
by Collective Soul playing]
398
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,220
Hey, you wanna go for a drive?
399
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,094
Yeah, but I don't have a car.
400
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,545
[laughs softly] Not a problem.
401
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,928
♪ So I walk up on high… ♪
402
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,136
-Hey, we kissed.
-I know.
403
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,444
This is the best birthday.
404
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,941
[siren wails]
405
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,151
Just be cool.
406
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,236
You mean, for the first time in my life?!
407
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,491
♪ While the tears roll down ♪
408
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,655
♪ 'Cause it's the world I know ♪
409
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,754
♪ Oh, it's the world I know ♪
410
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,750
[rock music playing]