1 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:13,931 Pulled over by the cops 20 minutes after we gave you the Vista Cruiser? 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,774 Who could have pulled off something like that? 3 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:22,060 Only a criminal mastermind without the mind. 4 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,225 A Kelso. 5 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,454 Trouble just follows them, honey. 6 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,028 They're like those frogs in the rainforest. 7 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,244 Colorful and pretty, 8 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,703 but if you lick them, all your skin falls off and you die. 9 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,621 I'm sorry, but can we just stop for a second? 10 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,495 Because how cute is this that we are holding hands? 11 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,383 It finally happened, you guys! 12 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:47,799 Grandpa, I know this looks bad, but we only got pulled over 13 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,301 because the car had license plates from 1980. 14 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,053 She's right, Mr. Forman. 15 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,845 Sometimes, if you're searching for blame, 16 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,259 it's best to look inward. 17 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,813 My foot's about to go inward your ass. 18 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,101 You can't set him up like that. 19 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,265 I know we're off to a rough start, but give me a chance. 20 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:09,687 Someday, this frog is gonna turn into a butterfly. 21 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,823 I'm getting stupider standing here. 22 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,204 You are banned from this house. Get out. 23 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,535 What? No! 24 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,117 Honey. Honey. 25 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,417 Let go of the frog. 26 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 -One, two, three, four! 27 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,678 Hello, Wisconsin! 28 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:41,805 The Kool-Aid Man? 29 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,097 That's the tattoo you wanna get? 30 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,857 The key is to not overthink it. 31 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,689 Mission accomplished. 32 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:52,029 Jay, I miss you, and I feel so bad you can't be here for all the fun. 33 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,822 Gwen and Ozzie are talking. 34 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,315 Nikki's chewing gum. 35 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,534 And Nate's adjusting his junk. 36 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,077 You need more powder, babe. 37 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,039 Summer's the worst season for your junk. 38 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,036 Hey. Can I talk to him? 39 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,092 Just come over, bro. 40 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,458 Leia's grandma's at the dentist. Red's stuck at the DMV. 41 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,551 Damn it. I miss you too. 42 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,797 -He's coming over. -He is? 43 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,434 I gotta shave my pits! 44 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,761 Uh, what? 45 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,886 That was Nikki. Bye! 46 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,725 Gwen. Help me. 47 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,769 Boyfriend, day one. 48 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,896 Oh, I gotta take off too. 49 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,071 I'm meeting my SAT tutor in 20 minutes. 50 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,190 Again with that guy? 51 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:34,856 But you're already so smart. You helped me escape from that trampoline. 52 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:39,236 Babe, I need to ace the SATs, get into a good college, cure a disease, 53 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,995 and have my face on a stamp so my enemies can lick it. 54 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,707 She's spending a lot of time with that tutor guy. 55 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,173 Is someone feeling jealous? 56 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,963 No, I am. 57 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,883 I mean, she's with this guy all the time. 58 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,930 Do you think I have anything to worry about? 59 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:03,144 Tough to answer without knowing who the guy is, but, knowing you, 60 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,139 maybe. 61 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,349 I know, right? 62 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,647 If it's really bothering you, let's check this guy out. 63 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,233 Nah, I should just trust her. 64 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:16,857 Nate, I watch a lot of talk shows, and I've learned two things. 65 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,534 People cheat. 66 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,202 And once a ho, always a ho. 67 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:27,956 I'm so happy you're here. 68 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,917 It's gonna be okay. Take three steps forward. 69 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,463 I can't. What if Red comes home? 70 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,376 He is just being smart, Gwen. 71 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,545 Smart and hot and brave. 72 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,798 -I'm not scared of somebody's grandpa. 73 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,183 Holy hell! I was just trying to scooch by ya, 74 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:48,095 not scare the Milk Duds out of all of us. 75 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,476 Hi, Ms. Runck. Sorry, but my grandma's not home. 76 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,863 I know. I gotta pick her up at the dentist soon because she's gonna be zonked. 77 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,742 But I thought I'd pop over first and do a little grocery shoppin'. 78 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,569 So much easier than going all the way down to the store, ya know? 79 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:00,986 Mom! 80 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,704 -Grab me some yogurts. -Oh. 81 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,081 Oh, you know it's the beginning of a relationship 82 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:09,423 when the guy still goes outside to cut the cheese. 83 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,290 Jay, just come in. 84 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,421 -I missed you so much. -Missed you too. 85 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,295 What? He just get back from Iraq or something? 86 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,471 They've been apart for one day. Her grandpa banned him from the house. 87 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:24,102 Sounds like Red's being a hard-ass like my dad. 88 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,930 He never believed in me. 89 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,265 Sometimes I wonder if that might've screwed me up. 90 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,351 No. 91 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,895 Aw, that's nice, hon, but I really think he did. 92 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,189 The point is, adults should be more understanding. You know? 93 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,487 I mean, just throwing rules out at kids is not the answer. 94 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:42,491 So you'll sign off on me getting a tattoo? 95 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:43,871 Sorry, lady. 96 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,410 I'm fine with you making mistakes, but not permanent ones. 97 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:49,834 Tattoos, babies, and DUIs, the unholy trinity. 98 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,665 Wait, isn't the dentist like five minutes away? 99 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,790 Jay, why don't we go pick up my grandma? 100 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:57,337 I know this isn't the sexiest thing I've ever said, 101 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,969 but I'm pretty sure your grandpa can kick my ass. 102 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,724 But it would show him how responsible you are. 103 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,263 Yeah, and while you're at it, you gotta let Red know 104 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:08,137 that you're tired of him judging ya. 105 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:12,104 And still, to this day, making you feel unworthy, disrespected, 106 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,016 and like you're not a good mom! 107 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,686 I feel like that wasn't all about us. 108 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,898 We have to try something. 109 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,146 Can we borrow your car? 110 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,784 Don't know if I should get between you and your grandpa. 111 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,405 -We'll fill it up with gas. -Here's my keys. 112 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,872 I'll stay here and finish up my grocery shopping. 113 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,082 I know you're worried, but all we have to do 114 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,876 is pick up my sweet, sedated grandma. 115 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,302 Your turn! 116 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:48,770 Big finish! 117 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,064 Gwen, stop encouraging her! 118 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,654 But this is fun. 119 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,149 She's high as a kite that's also on drugs. 120 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,067 Grandma, can you please just chill out? 121 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,202 Boo! 122 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,779 -Yeah. Yeah. Boo! -Boo! 123 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:11,120 -Wait. We just passed a tattoo shop. Stop! -Forget it, Gwen. 124 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,924 My only job is to get her home safe. Okay? I'm not stopping for anything. 125 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,789 -Red light! 126 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:23,966 -Come on. 127 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:24,880 This is my chance. 128 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,387 Your grandma's out of it. She'll sign the release. 129 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,637 Right, Mrs. Forman? You want me to get a tattoo, don't you? 130 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:35,984 Yeah. And then let's steal a boat and go to Vegas. 131 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,402 No. We're going home, we're putting Grandma to bed, 132 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,861 and we're showing my grandpa that Jay is a responsible human being. 133 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:53,827 -Guess who? -Oh my God! 134 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,503 -Oh my God! 135 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,001 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 136 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:00,592 We'll be quick. 137 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:02,958 Later, nerds. 138 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,298 Nik? 139 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,137 What?! 140 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,312 You?! Here?! 141 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,720 I mean, whoa! 142 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,768 Now? How? What? Weird! 143 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,690 I told you I was gonna be here. 144 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,441 Right. Right, with your tutor. 145 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:24,073 I totally forgot about him. Where is he? 146 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:27,032 Oh, Trevor? Here he comes. 147 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:41,092 Holy sh-- 148 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,047 Trevor, this is my boyfriend, Nate. 149 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:47,759 "Boyfriend"? 150 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:51,602 More like "manfriend." I can't grow any hair on my face, 151 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:54,349 but from the waist down, it is wall-to-wall carpeting. 152 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:57,016 And I'm Ozzie. 153 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,608 My pediatrician said I'll be 6'2". 154 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,767 -Oh. I've heard a lot about you. 155 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,488 Nikki tells me you're on the football team? 156 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,938 Yeah, but we couldn't do it 157 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,488 without guys like you in the stands cheering us on. So… 158 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,702 Actually, Trevor got a football scholarship to Notre Dame. 159 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,793 Not that he needs it. His dad's a congressman. 160 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:16,829 God bless America. 161 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,122 Well, this is fun. 162 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:20,997 And normal. 163 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,554 Thanks for stopping by, but we really need to get back to studying. 164 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:28,219 Oh yeah. Super busy day on our end too. 165 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:32,469 Ozzie's… lizard is sick, and I have to help with the pills. 166 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,563 They go in the butt. 167 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,266 Okay, cool. 168 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,561 Nice to meet you, Nate. Nice to meet you, Ozzie. 169 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,095 I'm 25. 170 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:47,856 You're screwed. 171 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,283 What's taking so long? 172 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,325 Aw, we said that at the same time. We're adorable. 173 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,619 I can't do adorable right now. 174 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,163 If your grandpa beats us home… 175 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,374 -He's… -Gonna kill us. 176 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,580 Okay, that was cute. 177 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:07,375 Finally. 178 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,593 -Let's see it. -Oh, I bailed on the tattoo. 179 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,844 Some lady cut in front of me, and it was taking forever. 180 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:13,968 I got a tattoo! 181 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,347 To Vegas! 182 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,022 So I was right. 183 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,444 That Trevor dude is obviously trying to seduce Nikki. 184 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,733 I don't think he needs to try very hard. 185 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,398 How am I gonna save my relationship? 186 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,277 He's hot. He's smart. 187 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,124 He doesn't owe Nikki 70 bucks. 188 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,485 I got it. 189 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,618 I'll go kick his ass. Duh! 190 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,495 So you're the "let's bring him out" guy. 191 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,422 The what guy? 192 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,379 There's one on every talk show. 193 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,338 The host says, "Let's bring him out." 194 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,591 Everyone boos. 195 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,012 Then he says, "You don't know me." 196 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,045 Have you never seen a talk show? 197 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:01,098 -Ozzie! Ozzie! Ozzie! 198 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,103 Welcome back! 199 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:06,395 Today, we have Nikki and Trevor. 200 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,860 Aww! 201 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,690 They may look like the perfect couple, 202 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,195 but somebody has a problem with that. 203 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,623 Let's bring him out. 204 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,489 Boo! 205 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,406 Hey, you don't know me! You don't know me! 206 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,035 Nate. 207 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,790 Why don't you tell us what's gotten you so upset? 208 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,586 That's my girlfriend, and now she's hanging out with this chump, 209 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,511 and suddenly I'm not good enough for her. 210 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,420 Nikki? 211 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:37,927 Nate's fine, but… Trevor stimulates my mind and my body. 212 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,432 -Both?! 213 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:40,603 That's impossible! 214 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,267 Not for me. 215 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,902 Nate, stop. 216 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:49,188 I'm done playing around. Nik, you need to make a choice. 217 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,530 Is it him? Or is it me? 218 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,689 Oh, then him. 219 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,447 This guy?! 220 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,698 You don't know him. 221 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,821 You don't know him. 222 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,119 Shut up! You don't know me! 223 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,464 -You don't know me! 224 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,708 Nobody knows you. 225 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,499 Stop saying that. 226 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,835 I need to talk to Nikki. 227 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,058 -And what are you gonna say to her? -This is getting weird, dude. 228 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,142 We'll be right back. 229 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,403 A tattoo?! 230 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,231 I don't even wear waterproof mascara. 231 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,818 Red's gonna kill me. 232 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,902 Gwen. 233 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:39,816 I know. But I stopped her from getting a barbed wire tramp stamp. 234 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,367 So you're welcome. 235 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,710 Grandma, I am so sorry. None of this was supposed to happen. 236 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,078 How are you cooking dinner now? 237 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:51,594 It is helping me deal with the stress of waking up with a flipping tattoo! 238 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,503 What's the emergency? 239 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:56,127 D'you run out of eggs? 'Cause I don't know how that happened. 240 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,175 Look what happened at the dentist. 241 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,759 Holy crapola! 242 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:04,265 I heard of them feeling you up when you're out, but this crosses a line. 243 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,805 My mother would be rolling in her grave, 244 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,982 if we hadn't spread her ashes 245 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,861 in the parking lot of the Sizzler by her church. 246 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,229 Did you get one too? 247 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,436 You've been talking nonstop about tatties. 248 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,197 No. You told me not to get one, and I always follow what you tell me. 249 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,320 Good. Those things are a one-way ticket to whore town. 250 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,243 Sorry. 251 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,075 Are you sure there is no way to get this off? 252 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,044 Is there a… a special cream or something? 253 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,785 If there was I wouldn't have Fred Flintstone riding a surfboard 254 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,998 on my hip bone. 255 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,837 That's Red. Good Lord, what is he gonna think? 256 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,796 Oh man, he's gonna be pissed. 257 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,677 Stomp around, probably take away my allowance. 258 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,096 Sorry. It's a Dad flashback. 259 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,982 You need to get out of here. 260 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,363 No, I'm not leaving you here to take the blame. 261 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,691 Cool. If he has the blame thing covered, I'm out. 262 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,197 Hang on. 263 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,025 Take these. We're low on fresh produce. 264 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,374 Don't let Grandpa see your wrist 265 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,241 until we figure out the best way to tell him. 266 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,868 I do not keep things from my husband. He is a reasonable man. 267 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,970 Down in hell, there's this little room in the wayback 268 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,589 where the devil craps fire into your mouth. 269 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,099 That's the DMV. 270 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,147 How was your day, dear? 271 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,771 Oh, it was just… It was… 272 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,693 It… It was great. 273 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,448 Just, like, nothing crazy happened. 274 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,069 And what's he doing here? 275 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,077 Um… 276 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,538 He brought Grandma the chicken. From his garden. 277 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,620 Yes. 278 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,124 I was making supper. 279 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,883 I… I have to get up inside there. 280 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,918 Oh yeah. 281 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,011 This is gonna be yummy. 282 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,467 Wanna take that chicken off your hand? 283 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,676 I do not. 284 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,975 I'm gonna go get the laundry now. 285 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,526 I am so disappointed in you. 286 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,368 All of you. 287 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,330 But especially you, little Kelso. 288 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,582 I was wrong the other day. 289 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:37,424 You are a complete waste of a foot in the ass. 290 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,092 You never even gave him a chance. 291 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,340 You decided based on his last name that you were going to hate him. 292 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,474 This is so unfair. 293 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,590 And that's what makes it fun for me. 294 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,104 Leia, he's right. 295 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,518 It is my fault, sir. I was the one driving. 296 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,734 Look, I'm not proud of what happened, 297 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,771 but I do believe the mistakes we make are what turn us into the men we become. 298 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,863 And I would like to become a man worthy of dating your granddaughter. 299 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,158 -Get out. -Already gone. 300 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,203 And you, go to your room. 301 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,285 Red, don't you think you're being a little harsh? 302 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,832 Yeah, they made a mistake, but nobody got hurt. 303 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,877 My wife is tatted up like she's doing time at Rikers. 304 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,420 I'm starting to like it. 305 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,376 I feel like Rizzo from Grease. 306 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:33,966 All I asked you to do was to give Kitty a simple ride home. 307 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:39,148 But you pawned it off on the kids and turned it into a circus. 308 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,227 Like everything in your life. 309 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,191 You know what? 310 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,033 Screw you. 311 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,907 You're such a blowhard. 312 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,198 You know how many years I spent getting yelled at, 313 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,492 being told how much I messed up? 314 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,366 So you don't have to respect me, because I finally respect myself. 315 00:15:56,455 --> 00:16:00,035 And I don't have to stand here while you yell at me anymore. 316 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,545 And thanks a lot for never teaching me how to ride a bike! 317 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,219 Do I look like her father? 318 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,305 I brought you a little treat. 319 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,024 -What's with her? -Oh, Red. 320 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,982 Leia is a teenager. 321 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,525 She's bursting with hormones and bad decisions. 322 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,360 I was talking about Sherri. 323 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:31,905 Well, she's bursting with hormones and bad decisions too. 324 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,537 I mean… 325 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:39,458 If she has issues with her father, let her go and yell at him. 326 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,500 Yeah. 327 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:45,092 It's not great when people blame you for other people's problems. 328 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:49,879 What? 329 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,387 Jay is not his father. 330 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:56,176 He could have run off, let Leia take all the blame. 331 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,725 But you saw how he stood up for her and took responsibility. 332 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,560 Michael Kelso would never have done that. 333 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,475 Michael Kelso glued himself to our refrigerator. 334 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,242 I think you're setting the bar kinda low. 335 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,362 Well, look, Red. I'm guilty of it too. 336 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,407 Leia's right. 337 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,831 We never really did give Jay a chance. 338 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,292 -Oh, oh, oh, oh! 339 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,883 I know that sound. It means you're starting to come around. 340 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,593 While you're a little open-minded… 341 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,054 Do you hate it? 342 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,931 Well, actually… 343 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:36,220 -It's kind of adventurous. 344 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,228 Oh! 345 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,189 I know what you're in the mood for. 346 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,809 Yeah. 347 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,611 Yeah! 348 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,529 Hey, babe. 349 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,698 Are you okay? 350 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,445 You didn't squeeze my butt and say, "Hey, ladies." 351 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,537 Nik, I'm kind of freaking out about us. 352 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,205 -You've been spending time with Trevor-- -Trevor? 353 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,674 Nate, there's nothing between me and Trevor. 354 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,335 You know I don't like muscular guys. 355 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,222 I don't know how I feel about that, but… 356 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,176 It's not just him. It's all this other stuff. 357 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,934 The SATs, the studying. 358 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,601 I'm afraid you're gonna leave me behind. 359 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,016 Nate, I'm not going to college to leave you behind. 360 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,276 I'm… I'm going to college so I can have a future. 361 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,740 Am I in that future? 362 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,610 Well, the future's not set. 363 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,454 There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. 364 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,988 You're hot and you quote Terminator 2! 365 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,873 I can't imagine not being with you. 366 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,875 I need you to tell me we're always gonna be together. 367 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,669 Hey, come here. 368 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:56,259 Babe, I don't know what's gonna happen. All I know is that I love you. 369 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,426 And I hope that's enough. 370 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,723 It is. 371 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,864 -Feeling better? -Yeah. 372 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,734 Hello, ladies. 373 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,441 Okay, well I have to head home for dinner. 374 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,277 -Are you sure you're okay? -Yeah. 375 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,704 -Yeah, totally. -Okay. 376 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,378 Hey there. 377 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,089 Listen, kiddo. I've been thinking. 378 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,971 If you really want to see this Kelso kid, 379 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,715 I'll give him a chance. 380 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:39,757 Really? 381 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,722 But you gotta be careful. No more joyrides. 382 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,767 And he's not allowed upstairs. Fair? 383 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,649 So fair. I'll tell Jay everything the next time I see him. 384 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,731 Uh-huh. 385 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:58,863 Already gone. 386 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,200 Bye, babe! 387 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,583 Aww! 388 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,291 I talked to Kitty, and I gotta tell ya, 389 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,336 I know you're not my dad. 390 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,757 For one thing, you're alive. 391 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,839 And also you're not a jerk. 392 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,846 Well, uh, are we here to chat or… or learn? 393 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,932 Now… like we practiced. 394 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,557 My balance is probably pretty good 395 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,435 from all those times I walked home drunk in high heels. 396 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,105 Oh, I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 397 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,533 All right, there you go. Now turn around. 398 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,532 Hey, I'm doing it. 399 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,663 Good job. 400 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,453 -Now, brake. Okay, now brake. -Oh, whoa! 401 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,829 You idiot! 402 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,412 Don't worry. I'm okay.