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‎“远景巡洋舰”刚到你手上20分钟
‎你们就被警察拦停了哇？

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‎谁会有这种本事？

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‎肯定是犯罪天才 天生蠢材

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‎凯尔索

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‎摊上他们总没好事 亲爱的

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‎这种人就像雨林里的青蛙

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‎颜色艳丽

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‎可舔一下就得掉皮送命

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‎不好意思 能不能先别说了？

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‎我们在牵手唉 这是有多萌？

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‎同志们 我俩终于在一起了

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‎爷爷 我知道后果似乎很严重
‎但我们之所以被拦停

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‎是因为车牌还是1980年的

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‎她说的对 福尔曼先生

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‎有时 怨人不如问己

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‎那我就自己踢你屁股

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‎你纯粹是自找没趣

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‎我知道这个头开得不好
‎但请给我一次机会

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‎总有一天 这只青蛙会变成蝴蝶

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‎我站在这儿 智商噌噌往下掉

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‎以后不许你来这个家 出去

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‎什么？不行！

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‎亲爱的 放开那只青蛙

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‎一 二 三 四

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‎在街上闲逛

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‎和上周没什么两样

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‎没什么事好做 就跟你唠唠嗑

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‎这样挺好 这样挺好

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‎（90年代秀）

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‎你好 威斯康辛！

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‎酷爱小子？

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‎这就是你想要的纹身？

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‎关键是不要想太多

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‎任务完成

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‎杰伊 我好想你
‎你不能来玩儿我好难过

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‎格温和奥兹在说话

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‎妮基在嚼口香糖

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‎内特在那里拽裤裆

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‎亲 你得多抹点爽身粉

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‎一到夏天 裤裆就遭殃

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‎我能跟他聊几句吗？

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‎哥们儿 你就来吧

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‎莉亚的奶奶去看牙医了
‎雷德去车管局了

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‎该死 我也想你

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‎-他要过来了
‎-是吗？

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‎我得刮刮腋毛

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‎什么？

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‎是妮基说的 拜拜

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‎格温 帮帮我

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‎有男友第一日

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‎我也得走了

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‎我和高考补习老师约了20分钟后见

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‎又是那家伙？

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‎但你已经很聪明了
‎你帮我逃出了那个蹦床

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‎亲爱的 我得拿个好分数
‎考进好大学 攻克疑难病症

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‎把我的脸印在邮票上
‎这样我那些死对头就得拿舌头舔

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‎她和补习的家伙
‎相处的时间可不短呢

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‎某人在吃醋吗？

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‎没有啊 是我在吃醋

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‎她总是跟那个家伙在一起

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‎你觉得我需要担心吗？

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‎不知道对方是什么人
‎这问题很难回答 但凭我对你的了解

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‎也许吧

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‎就是说啊 是吧？

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‎你要这么介意 那咱们就去打探一下

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‎算了 我应该相信她

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‎内特 我看过很多脱口秀 学到了两点

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‎人会出轨

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‎一日破鞋 终身破鞋

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‎你能来太好了

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‎不会有事的 往前走三步

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‎不行 万一雷德回来怎么办？

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‎格温 他只是谨慎行事

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‎谨慎 性感 又英勇

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‎我才不怕谁家爷爷呢

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‎我去！我就是钻空过去而已

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‎没想把大伙儿吓成这样

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‎嗨 朗克阿姨 抱歉 我奶奶不在家

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‎我知道 我待会去牙医诊所接她
‎因为她的药劲还没过

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‎我想着先过来扫点货

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‎比大老远跑商店省事多了

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‎妈妈！

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‎给我拿点酸奶嘛

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‎一看这就是刚刚谈恋爱

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‎放个屁还得躲到门外去

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‎杰伊 你就进来吧

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‎-我好想你
‎-我也很想你

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‎怎么？他刚从伊拉克回来哇？

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‎他们才分开一天而已
‎她爷爷不准他来这里了

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‎雷德好像有点像我那个倔老爹

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‎他一点都不相信我

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‎有时候我怀疑是不是他把我耽误了

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‎哎呀呀

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‎你真贴心 闺女 但我真这么觉得

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‎重点是大人应该更加体谅 知道吗？

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‎只知道给娃们立规矩并不是办法

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‎所以你会同意我纹身咯？

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‎不好意思 姑娘

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‎犯错可以 贻害万年那种可不行

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‎纹身 怀孕 酒驾 邪恶三位一体

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‎牙科诊所离这里不就五分钟路程吗？

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‎杰伊 要不咱们去接奶奶吧？

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‎我知道这么说不怎么性感

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‎但我敢说你爷爷肯定得揍我

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‎但这样能向他证明你有责任心

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‎就是 而且你要让雷德明白

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‎你已经受够了他指手画脚

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‎直到今日还让你觉得没用和窝囊

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‎就好像你不是一个好妈妈

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‎感觉好像不全是说我们

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‎我们得试试看

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‎能借一下你的车吗？

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‎我好像不该插手你和你爷爷的事

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‎-我们负责加油
‎-给你钥匙

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‎我就待在这里继续扫货

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‎我知道你很担心 但我们只是

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‎去接我贴心昏沉的奶奶接回家而已

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‎轮到你了！

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‎那啥那啥那啥那啥 百老汇

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‎这首歌老头老太都爱唱！

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‎精彩收尾！

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‎格温 别再起哄了！

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‎多好玩啊

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‎她现在嗨到顶天 而且药劲还没过

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‎奶奶 你能不能消停一点？

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‎切！

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‎-就是 切！
‎-切！

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‎-等等 我们刚经过纹身店 停车！
‎-算了 格温

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‎我唯一的任务就是把她平安送回家
‎好吧？无论如何 我都不会停车的

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‎红灯！

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‎拜托

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‎我的机会来了

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‎你奶奶现在晕晕乎乎 她会签同意书

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‎对吧 福尔曼太太？
‎你同意让我纹身 对吧？

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‎没错 然后我们偷条船 去拉斯维加斯

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‎不 我们直接回家 让奶奶上床休息

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‎向爷爷证明杰伊是有责任心的人

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‎-猜猜我是谁？
‎-妈呀！

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‎我们去去就回

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‎一会见 呆子们

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‎妮可？

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‎哟？

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‎你？来这儿？

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‎哦呀呀！

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‎现在哇？怎么会？啥？怪事啊

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‎我说过我会来这里

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‎对哈 跟你的补习老师

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‎我都忘记他了 他人呢？

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‎特雷弗啊 他来了

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‎我勒个去

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‎特雷弗 这是我男朋友 内特

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‎“男朋友”？

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‎“男人”才对 我脸上不太长毛

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‎但腰以下茂盛得很

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‎我是奥兹

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‎我的儿科医生说我能长到一米八

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‎久仰大名

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‎她说你是橄榄球队的？

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‎没错 但如果没有

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‎你们在场下助威 我们也打不好…

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‎特雷弗可是拿到了
‎圣母大学的橄榄球奖学金

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‎其实他也不用指着这个
‎他爸爸是国会议员

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‎天佑美国

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‎这么聊好开心

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‎也好正常

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‎谢谢你过来 但我们得继续学习了

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‎就是 我们今天也很忙

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‎奥兹的蜥蜴生病了 我得帮忙喂药

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‎往屁股里塞那种

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‎好得很

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‎幸会 内特 奥兹

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‎我今年25岁

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‎你完蛋了

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‎怎么这么久？

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‎我们异口同声 好可爱

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‎我现在没心思可爱

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‎如果你爷爷先我们一步到家…

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‎-他…会杀了我们的
‎-会杀了我们的

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‎好吧 是挺可爱的

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‎总算回来了

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‎-给我们看看
‎-哦 我没纹

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‎有个女的插队 磨蹭起来没完

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‎我纹身了！

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‎直奔维加斯！

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‎果然是这样

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‎那个特雷弗显然想勾引妮基

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‎我觉得人家根本不用费劲

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‎我要怎么拯救自己的恋情？

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‎他又帅又聪明 也不欠妮基70块钱

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‎我知道了

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‎我可以海扁他 可不是嘛！

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‎你就是那个“接下来有请”的家伙？

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‎什么人？

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‎每个脱口秀都有这么一个人

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‎主持人说：“接下来有请”

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‎大家都嘘他

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‎然后他说：“你们又不了解我”

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‎你没看过脱口秀吗？

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‎（奥兹秀）

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‎奥兹！

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‎欢迎回来！

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‎今天我们请到了妮基和特雷弗

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‎他们看起来很像一对神仙眷侣

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‎然而 有人对此有意见

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‎接下来有请他出场

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‎切！

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‎嘿 你们又不了解我

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‎内特

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‎跟我们说说吧 你为什么这么难过？

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‎这是我女朋友
‎现在她却跟这个家伙在一起

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‎突然之间 我就配不上她了

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‎妮基？

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00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:37,927
‎内特人很好 可是…
‎特雷弗能让我的思想和身体兴奋起来

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‎同时哇？不可能

215
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,387
‎对我来说就可能

216
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,902
‎内特 别闹了

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00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:49,188
‎我不能再糊弄下去了
‎妮可 你必须做出选择

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00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,530
‎你要他？还是要我？

219
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,689
‎那我要他

220
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‎这家伙？

221
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‎你又不了解他

222
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‎你不了解他

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‎-闭嘴 你们又不了解我！
‎-切！

224
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‎没人认识你

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00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,499
‎别再说了

226
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‎（奥兹秀）

227
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,835
‎我得跟妮基谈谈

228
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,058
‎-你要对她说什么？
‎-越聊越诡异了 老兄

229
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,142
‎我们马上回来

230
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,403
‎纹身？

231
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,231
‎我连防水睫毛膏都不用

232
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,818
‎雷德会杀了我的

233
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,902
‎格温

234
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:39,816
‎我知道
‎但我阻止她在后腰纹铁丝网了

235
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,367
‎所以 不客气

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00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,710
‎奶奶 对不起 事情本不该这样的

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00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,078
‎你怎么做上饭了？

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00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:51,594
‎一觉醒来 多了一个该死的纹身
‎做饭能帮我缓解压力

239
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,503
‎有什么急事？

240
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:56,127
‎鸡蛋没了？我可不知道咋回事

241
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,175
‎你瞅瞅 看牙看出什么来了

242
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,759
‎我的亲妈啊！

243
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:04,265
‎听说有的大夫会趁人晕乎毛手毛脚
‎但这也太过分了

244
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,805
‎我妈会气得敲棺材板了

245
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,982
‎只可惜我们把她的骨灰

246
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,861
‎洒在了她教堂旁边“时时乐”的停车场

247
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,229
‎你也纹身了？

248
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,436
‎你一直吵吵着要纹身

249
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,197
‎不 你告诉我别纹 我可听话了

250
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,320
‎很好 一旦纹上
‎这辈子就妥妥成破鞋了

251
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‎抱歉

252
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,075
‎你确定这东西去不掉吗？

253
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,044
‎有没有什么…特殊乳霜之类的？

254
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,915
‎真要有的话 我胯骨上也不会

255
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,003
‎骑着摩登原始人了

256
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,837
‎是雷德回来了
‎老天爷 他会怎么想啊？

257
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,796
‎他会气炸的

258
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,677
‎跳脚咆哮 还不给我零花钱

259
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,096
‎不好意思 突然想到我老爸

260
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,982
‎你得赶紧走

261
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,363
‎不 我不能让你顶罪

262
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,691
‎好得很 如果有他背锅 我就闪了

263
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‎等一下

264
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,025
‎把这些拿上 家里没新鲜食品了

265
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,371
‎别让爷爷看到你的手腕

266
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,241
‎我们先想想怎样告诉他比较好

267
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,868
‎我有事从不瞒着我丈夫 他通情达理

268
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,970
‎地狱的紧后面有个小房子

269
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,589
‎里面有小鬼往你嘴里屙火

270
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,099
‎那就是车管局

271
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,147
‎亲爱的 你今天还好吗？

272
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,771
‎就是…还…

273
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,693
‎挺好的

274
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,448
‎没有什么出格的事

275
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,069
‎他在这里做什么？

276
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,538
‎他从自家园子给奶奶带了一只鸡

277
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‎对的

278
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,124
‎我在做晚餐

279
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,883
‎我得掏进去

280
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,918
‎嗯 没错

281
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,011
‎这回肯定好吃

282
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,467
‎想把鸡从你手上拿下来吗？

283
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,676
‎不想

284
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,975
‎我要去拿洗好的衣服了

285
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,526
‎我对你们很失望

286
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,368
‎你们所有人

287
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,330
‎但尤其是你 小凯尔索

288
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,582
‎那天我说错了

289
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:37,424
‎踢你屁股都是白费力气

290
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,092
‎你从来没有给过他机会

291
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,340
‎一听他的姓氏
‎你就打定主意要讨厌他

292
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,474
‎这太不公平了

293
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,590
‎这样我才能找乐子

294
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,104
‎莉亚 他说得对

295
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,518
‎先生 是我不好 开车的人是我

296
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,734
‎听我说 出这种事 我也觉得不光彩

297
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,771
‎但我相信 吸取错误的教训
‎也是我们成长的关键

298
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,863
‎我想成为一个配得上你孙女的男友

299
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,158
‎-出去
‎-这就走

300
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,203
‎还有你 回房间去

301
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,285
‎雷德 你是不是有点太苛刻了？

302
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,832
‎的确 他们犯错了 但又没人受伤

303
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,877
‎我妻子多了一个纹身
‎就像蹲了监狱似的

304
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,420
‎我越看它越顺眼了

305
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,376
‎感觉自己就像《油脂》里的里索

306
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:33,966
‎我只是让你接凯蒂回家

307
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:39,148
‎你却把活儿甩给孩子们了
‎结果搞得一团糟

308
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,227
‎你就是过不明白日子

309
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,111
‎你猜怎么的？

310
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,033
‎去你的吧

311
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,907
‎你就知道吹牛

312
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,198
‎一直被人吆来喝去
‎说我活得一塌糊涂

313
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,492
‎你知不知道我忍了多久？

314
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,366
‎你可以不尊重我
‎但我终于懂得了尊重我自己

315
00:15:56,455 --> 00:16:00,035
‎我才不要继续站在这里听你咆哮

316
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,545
‎而且你从来没教过我骑脚踏车 谢了

317
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,219
‎莫非我长得像她老爸？

318
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,305
‎我给你带了小点心

319
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,024
‎-她到底什么毛病？
‎-好了 雷德

320
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,982
‎莉亚还是半大孩子

321
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,525
‎一身荷尔蒙 分不清好坏

322
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,360
‎我是说雪莉

323
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:31,905
‎她也是一身荷尔蒙 分不清好坏

324
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,537
‎我是说…

325
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:39,458
‎她要是真对她爸有意见
‎那就冲他吼去

326
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,500
‎嗯

327
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:45,092
‎别人捅娄子
‎却怪到你头上 那滋味可不好受

328
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:49,879
‎什么？

329
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,387
‎杰伊跟他爸不一样

330
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:56,176
‎他本可以逃跑
‎让莉亚承担所有的责任

331
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,725
‎但你也看到他如何保护她 承担责任

332
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,560
‎麦克尔凯尔索可没这骨气

333
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,475
‎麦克尔凯尔索把自己粘在咱家冰箱上

334
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,242
‎我觉得你的标准定得有点低

335
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,362
‎听我说 雷德 我也会这样

336
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,407
‎莉亚说得对

337
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,831
‎我们确实没给过杰伊机会

338
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,883
‎我知道这个声音 说明你想通了

339
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,593
‎现在你开明一点了…

340
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,054
‎还是不喜欢吗？

341
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:35,801
‎其实…还真有点刺激

342
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,189
‎我知道你想干嘛

343
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,809
‎嗯

344
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,611
‎没错！

345
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,409
‎嘿 宝贝

346
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,698
‎你没事吧？

347
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,445
‎你没捏着我的屁股说：“嘿 女士们”

348
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,537
‎妮可 我有点慌了

349
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,205
‎-你老跟那个特雷弗在一起…
‎-特雷弗？

350
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,674
‎内特 我和特雷弗之间没什么

351
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,335
‎你知道我不喜欢肌肉男

352
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,222
‎这话听得我心情好复杂 不过…

353
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,176
‎不只是他 还有很多别的事

354
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,934
‎高考 学习

355
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,601
‎我怕你会丢下我

356
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,016
‎内特 我上大学不是要丢下你

357
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,276
‎我…上大学是为了能有好前途

358
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,740
‎你的前途里有我吗？

359
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,610
‎未来还不确定

360
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,454
‎只有我们能决定自己的命运

361
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,988
‎你好性感 还说《终结者2》的台词

362
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,873
‎我无法想象不跟你在一起会怎样

363
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,285
‎答应我 我们永远会在一起

364
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,589
‎嘿 过来

365
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:56,256
‎宝贝 我不知道以后会怎样
‎我只知道 我爱你

366
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,426
‎我希望这就足够了

367
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,723
‎是的

368
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,864
‎-感觉好点了吗？
‎-是啊

369
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,444
‎嘿 女士们

370
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,441
‎好了 我得回家吃晚餐了

371
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,277
‎-你确定你没事？
‎-是啊

372
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,695
‎-嗯 没错
‎-好的

373
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,747
‎（时尚）

374
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,378
‎嘿

375
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,089
‎听着 孩子 我想了想

376
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,971
‎如果你真想跟凯尔索家的小子交往

377
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,715
‎我就给他一个机会

378
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:39,757
‎真的吗？

379
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,722
‎但你要小心 不可以开车兜风

380
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,767
‎而且他不可以上楼来 可以吧？

381
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,649
‎太可以了 下次见到杰伊
‎我会把这些话都告诉他

382
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,731
‎嗯

383
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:58,703
‎这就走

384
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,200
‎-再见 宝贝
‎-再见 宝贝

385
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,291
‎我跟凯蒂谈过了 不得不说

386
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,336
‎我知道你不是我爸

387
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,757
‎不说别的 你还活着

388
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,839
‎而且你也不是混账

389
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,846
‎我们是来聊天的 还是…学习的？

390
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,932
‎好了…试试之前练的

391
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,562
‎我的平衡感应该还不错

392
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,435
‎毕竟踩着高跟鞋醉醺醺回家好多次了

393
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,105
‎我会骑了！

394
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,533
‎好了 现在拐弯

395
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,532
‎嘿 我会骑车了

396
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,663
‎做得好

397
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,453
‎-现在刹车 赶紧刹车
‎-哇！

398
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,825
‎你这个白痴！

399
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,412
‎别担心 我没事

400
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,450
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