1 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,853 Done. What was my time? 2 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,348 It was very fast. 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:14,887 All right. 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:19,894 It's time to oil the hinges on the front door, huh? 5 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:22,768 -Time me. -And… go! 6 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,857 Yeah, I'm not… I'm not even using the stopwatch. 7 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,105 He's moving around pretty good after his little accident. 8 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,407 Oh, you mean when you ran over him with your bike? 9 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,581 Gosh, are you ever gonna let me live that down? 10 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:39,870 It was two days ago. He still has a tire track on his hip. 11 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,168 Wow, it is rainin' tits and livers out there. 12 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:47,166 This rain is never gonna let up. 13 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:50,215 I was supposed to donate all our old junk today, but now I can't. 14 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,140 Oh, the church won't mind if your stuff is wet. 15 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,428 I gave 'em a box of old bras that were covered in caramel, 16 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,892 and they were thrilled. 17 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,308 Yeah, no. Now that it's raining, Red won't leave the house, 18 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,444 and he never lets me get rid of anything. 19 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:08,031 If he paid four dollars for a can opener in 1975, 20 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,569 he wants to be buried with it. 21 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:12,322 I had a uncle that was buried in a Packers helmet, 22 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,615 but that was just because we couldn't get it off. 23 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,501 -Did you hear the front door open? -No. 24 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:19,748 Exactly. 25 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:25,589 Because we have the quietest hinges on the block. 26 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:28,128 And the Kowalskis can suck it! 27 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,340 So… what else is on the fritz? 28 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,224 Red, you should come help me. 29 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,641 The kids have been home all summer trashin' my house. 30 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,600 I could keep you busy for hours. 31 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,480 Oh, that is a great idea. 32 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,938 Yeah. The other day, a doorknob fell off in my hand, 33 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:45,149 and now that's just a room we don't go in anymore. 34 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,266 Oh shoot. 35 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:48,824 We had a fish in there. 36 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:52,856 Red, you love to flush a dead fish. 37 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,200 But he's gonna have to fix the toilet first. 38 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,121 It makes a sound like this when you flush. 39 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,446 Take me there! 40 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,500 Thank you. 41 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:10,341 I'm sorry you have to see this disgusting hickey I got from Jay. 42 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,052 I… I'm so embarrassed. 43 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:17,676 Leia, there's literally nothing there. 44 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,642 No, no, no. Get up close. 45 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:22,022 It's… It's so gross. 46 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:26,147 She wants a big song and dance, but we are not giving it to her. 47 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:29,109 I'm still getting used to you and Jay being an official thing. 48 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:32,190 It's like when I found out that dogs got periods. 49 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,397 And I was like, "Huh?" 50 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,366 The fact that you even think you have a hickey 51 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:40,449 means that Jay's mouth was on your neck. 52 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,245 -So stuff's happening? -Stuff's happening. 53 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:46,083 I got this big guy last night 54 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,746 while we were cuddled up on a beanbag under a blanket. 55 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,955 Oh, I see. 56 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,418 -So did you touch it? -Touch what? 57 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,257 You don't ask that if you touched it. 58 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,638 Oh, it? 59 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,180 -Why would you even say that? -I don't know. 60 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,564 Blanket plus bean bag usually equals touching it. 61 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,352 It's simple sex math. 62 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,114 I didn't know, um, things mean other things. 63 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,400 Everything means something, Leia. 64 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:13,693 Don't start this with her. 65 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,034 Leia, there are no rules to any of this. Don't let them get in your head. 66 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,413 Thank you, Gwen. 67 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,909 Just to be clear, I'm not gonna touch it. 68 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:24,866 -D'you think he thinks I'm gonna touch it? -Touch what? 69 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:28,036 The sky! With our… dreams. 70 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,304 This is why I hate rain. 71 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,173 Just close it. 72 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,217 Oh. 73 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:42,472 Good call, babe. 74 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,017 -One, two, three, four! 75 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,703 Hello, Wisconsin! 76 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,700 Now you've got me thinking about everything I've done with Jay. 77 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,703 Like, the other night, we shared a pudding cup. What does that mean? 78 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,866 -Wait, one spoon or two? -One. 79 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,035 You might be pregnant. 80 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,455 Ah. Who wants to try some fancy candy? 81 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:16,424 My dad sent me a whole box of cool stuff from Japan. 82 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,426 He plays baseball over there. Kind of a big deal. 83 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,011 He's the oldest player in the league. 84 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,555 He does adult diaper commercials over there. 85 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:27,598 I don't get why that's not cool. 86 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,101 Don't mind me, kids. 87 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,765 I'm just gonna grab some of Red's junk from the back. 88 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,564 I was never here. 89 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,069 That's where we keep the stash. 90 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,700 It's cool. Last time I hid it in this. 91 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,494 No one's gonna look in here 'cause they don't have a dog anymore. 92 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:48,155 Oh, oh. This has to go. We don't have a dog anymore. 93 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,041 Granny has the stash! 94 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,461 -Why did you just give it to her? -What was I supposed to do, Gwen? 95 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,956 Not give it to her! 96 00:04:58,589 --> 00:04:59,669 Hang on, hang on. 97 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,175 I've always got your back, bro. 98 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,137 But not now. That was terrible. 99 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:06,971 Look, it's not a problem. 100 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,097 I'll just go get it. 101 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:16,321 Mrs. Forman, you have a lot of identical boxes. 102 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:21,612 Oh, this isn't even the half of it. You should see the garage. 103 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,951 We have a big problem. 104 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,333 Which requires a big solution. 105 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,663 Does anybody have one? 106 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,457 We need to split up and look for it. 107 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,882 Nikki and I will take upstairs. 108 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,632 No, if you two are alone, you're just gonna find some dark corner 109 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,007 to hump all over each other. 110 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,514 Fine, Jay and I can go together. 111 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,886 If you guys are together, you'll just talk about 112 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:52,353 your favorite sex scenes in Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. 113 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,265 -Lionheart. -Bloodsport. 114 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,477 Hard Target! 115 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,822 Nate and I will go upstairs. 116 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,532 Ozzie, you and Jay go through the boxes in the garage. 117 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,413 -Yeah, Leia and I will look down here. -But we know it's not down here. 118 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,911 Then I guess we're done. 119 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,953 Don't worry, Leia. I'm the right man for this job. 120 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,053 What the hell was that? 121 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,507 What? I kissed my boyfriend. 122 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,589 No. What were you doing with your arms? 123 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:26,474 They were sticking out behind you like a ski jumper. 124 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:31,022 You got in my head, and now I don't know what means what or… where to touch him. 125 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,599 Whatever. We have way bigger things to worry about now. 126 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:34,894 I don't think we do! 127 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,556 Do you know what we should do? 128 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:42,278 We should go to the cops and ask to borrow one of those drug-sniffing dogs. 129 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,860 How are we even related? 130 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,492 We have the same mom. 131 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:47,992 Why do you always ask me that? 132 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:50,445 Aww! 133 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,785 You kids came up here to help me. 134 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,410 You are so sweet. 135 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,457 And you, I really need your muscles right now. 136 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,632 Mrs. Forman, I… 137 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,458 I have a girlfriend. 138 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:03,421 Oh please. 139 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,010 You wouldn't know what to do with this. 140 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:12,846 No. Red has a giant wooden moose in the upstairs closet. 141 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,102 And I've been trying to get rid of it for years, 142 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,154 but it's too heavy for me to lift. 143 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,728 Oh sure. Don't ask me because you need a man to help. 144 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,654 Oh, calm down, Eleanor Roosevelt. 145 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,742 I just want the stupid thing out of the house. 146 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,819 Okay. 147 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:28,703 Go get the moose, and I'll keep helping down here. 148 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:29,781 On it. 149 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,663 Can you describe this wooden moose to me? 150 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,544 It's a moose. 151 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,591 But made of wood. 152 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,303 I'll do my best. 153 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,433 This sucks. 154 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:51,139 Yesterday I was totally comfortable kissing Jay. 155 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:54,560 Now you look like a baby that doesn't want to get picked up. 156 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,600 I know what I did! 157 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,648 Oh, I'm sorry. I feel bad. 158 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,773 I was trying to give you advice, not break your brain. 159 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,862 I need advice. 160 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,453 Jay has a lot of experience. 161 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,159 The closest I've come to having sex 162 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,529 is when I got a front wedgie on a Slip 'N Slide. 163 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,742 Yeah. You gotta go headfirst. 164 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:15,827 I did. 165 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,464 My friend's mom is a mechanical engineer. 166 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:19,999 She was baffled. 167 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,043 Look, don't overthink it. 168 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:24,996 Just do what comes naturally. Except don't touch his hair. 169 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,667 If I go near Nate's hair, it flips a switch in his pants. 170 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,431 There's a switch? 171 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,796 These boys are so complicated! 172 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,216 They're really not. 173 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,270 Just put your hands on his hips. 174 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,189 It's close enough to the good stuff so he knows that you're interested, 175 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:41,848 but far enough away so he knows you're not making a move. 176 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,645 Got it. 177 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,231 Lips are for hips like zippers are for zips. 178 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,275 It's how I learned my state capitals. 179 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,447 Never do that again. 180 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:54,827 -Jackpot. -You found it? 181 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,538 No, I found a whole box of old Halloween costumes. 182 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,212 I think this is supposed to be a bee. 183 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,462 Oh, Mrs. Forman, bless your heart. You tried. 184 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,761 Ozzie, stop messing around. We're not playing dress-up. 185 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,968 Then take off that old jacket you found. 186 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,469 Come on. Makes me look like Christian Slater. 187 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,431 We must be thinking of different Christian Slaters. 188 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:18,772 Oh look! 189 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,729 Oh! Sweet. You found it. 190 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:28,478 You have had quite the adventure today, little baggie. Let's get you home. 191 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,908 -What are you doing in my garage? -Uh… 192 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,569 We were… waiting for you. 193 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,737 You're late. 194 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,487 Tell us about your day, Mr. Forman. 195 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,834 All right, this is when you leave. 196 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,088 And give me that jacket. 197 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:51,298 I paid full price for that thing at Sears in 1964. 198 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:58,971 Get out of my garage. 199 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,596 You're basement people! 200 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,480 -Is this it? -No, it's the other one. 201 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,937 Oh, my bad. 202 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,487 No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 203 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,533 You can't do that with him. 204 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,075 -That is big. -And heavy. 205 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,409 And stupid. 206 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,254 Wait… That's the shirt my dad sent me. 207 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,464 You got stuff all over it and cut it up. 208 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,714 It's too small for you, anyway. Just like our shower. 209 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,506 I hear you banging around in there like a bear that fell in a dumpster. 210 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,260 I take an athletic shower. 211 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,681 And don't try to change the subject. You can't just touch my stuff. 212 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,814 You mean like this? And this? And this? 213 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:45,731 -Quit it, Gwen! -Okay, I understand why you're fighting. 214 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,771 He… He does this to people. 215 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:50,265 Let's just get him out! 216 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,648 Get him out! 217 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,700 -You're gonna pay. -You're being an idiot. 218 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,122 Your face is being an idiot. 219 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,500 -That doesn't even make sense. -Yeah. It doesn't. 220 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,790 Red… has the stash. 221 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,047 Cool, cool. Yeah. Um, hang on one second. 222 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,755 So what do we do now? 223 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,430 It's okay. 224 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,555 He doesn't even know he has it yet. 225 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:25,941 Right, Ozzie? 226 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,395 Has what? 227 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:31,815 I'm just a sweet innocent kid who got caught up with some no-good riffraff. 228 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,777 You save-yourself son of a bitch. 229 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,492 I respect that. 230 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,373 -Now, go get it. -We will. 231 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:46,040 I just… wanted to come say goodbye to Leia in case I never saw her again. 232 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,122 Aww. 233 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,081 Are we doing this? 234 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,506 Uh… 235 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:05,678 Mm-hmm… 236 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,346 Leia… move your hands. 237 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,231 And we're back to that. 238 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,571 Hi, Sherri. Listen. I'm gonna need more time. 239 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,362 I don't know how much more I can stall. He's done everything. 240 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,657 I think my hinges are quieter than yours. 241 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,201 Well… I doubt that. 242 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,156 Just… Just make something up. Bye. 243 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,344 What? 244 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,799 I think I just saw a mouse. It was big. It looked half-rat! 245 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,551 Well, it's about to be all dead. 246 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,852 Well, there's my big, strong boy. 247 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,730 Again… I'm spoken for. 248 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,018 Oh. 249 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,686 What a shame. 250 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,490 -Look what I took from under your pillow. -What are you doing with that? 251 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,145 She looks all tough, but she can't fall asleep 252 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,527 without Frankie the Blankie. 253 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,414 He needs me too. 254 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,543 You touch my stuff, Frankie gets butt-flossed. 255 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,957 -Frankie! -Hey. 256 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,206 -Get off! -No! 257 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,166 Fine. Then I'm going to the bathroom. 258 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,343 -Eww! I hate you! -I hate you! 259 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,177 I hate you! 260 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,729 There it is. Let's grab it and get out of here. 261 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,229 Wait! This feels too easy. What if it's a trap? 262 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,152 You've seen too many car-- 263 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,862 -It's a trap! 264 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,152 I knew it! 265 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,105 Freeze! 266 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,906 -Damn it! 267 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,043 Ow! 268 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,747 This place is hell! 269 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,575 This is almost as bad as the Slip 'N Slide incident. 270 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,588 My neighbor Connie had to coach me through 271 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,127 getting it out. 272 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,337 Wow. My neighbors don't even wave hello. 273 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,177 I hate how weird everything is. 274 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,141 I wish I could just fast-forward to where you and Nate are. 275 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,972 Where, like, things are easy. 276 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,227 Believe me, it's not always easy. 277 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,444 Nate and I aren't really on the same page about our futures. 278 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,322 Now, we're having the dumbest fights about everything. 279 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,698 Like what to do if there's a tornado. 280 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,778 I say hide in a basement. 281 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,659 He wants to ride one. 282 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,038 I'm just saying, things are never going to be perfect. 283 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,674 And as for what happened with Jay, sure, it was bad. 284 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,206 But it's not gonna be as bad as when we tell everyone. 285 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,554 Thanks. 286 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,089 -We got it. -You did? 287 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,256 Might have cost me a toe. 288 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,970 I'm afraid to look, but my sock feels wet. 289 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,676 Hey, so, about earlier. 290 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,524 What? I don't even know what you're talking about. 291 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,691 Uh, that's all he talked about. 292 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,694 I just got in my head about us, and I'm worried I made things weird. 293 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,855 Can we just forget about it and go back to the way it was? 294 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,655 Like when you gave me this huge hickey? 295 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,026 -Where is it again? -The point is… 296 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,115 I just want things to be fun and comfortable again. 297 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,001 Well… I want what you want. 298 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,582 Good, because this is what I want. 299 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:20,588 Ew, your toe! 300 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,799 Ooh, I wanna see. 301 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,836 You kissed my ear. 302 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,184 Stop turning! 303 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,595 Stop breathing on me. 304 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,017 -Okay, that's enough. 305 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,016 What's your problem? Come on. Chop-chop. 306 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,114 Fine. 307 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,942 That wasn't just any shirt. It's from my dad. 308 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,147 -But it didn't even fit you. -It doesn't matter. 309 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:50,367 He went out and bought it and… and put it in the box. 310 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,119 His hands were on it. 311 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,162 You wouldn't understand. You see your dad way more than I do. 312 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,076 Yeah, but I still miss him. 313 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,415 I only ever get to see him when he comes through town on his way to another city. 314 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,172 Circus performer? 315 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,384 How is that your first guess? 316 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,550 He's a truck driver. 317 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,348 But, Nate, if I'd known how you felt, I never would have touched it. 318 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,431 Or cut it up. 319 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,641 Or let cars run over it to make it look vintage. 320 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,440 It's fine. It's dumb. 321 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,109 No, it's not dumb. 322 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,530 It sucks for both of us. 323 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,065 You idiot. You made me cry. 324 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,568 -I hate you. -I hate you too. 325 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,945 I miss my dad too. 326 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,079 He took me to the dog track on my tenth birthday. 327 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,632 And he gave me a sip of his beer, 328 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,460 and I barfed up my popcorn, 329 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,046 and it still looked like popcorn. 330 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,760 Red's coming! He's right behind me! 331 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,267 He's got that cane, so maybe we've got some time. 332 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,733 Nate, moose, now. 333 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,770 Let me help you. 334 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,113 -Thanks, sis. -I got you, big bro. 335 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,149 Why are my kids being nice? Did they get into your wine? 336 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,404 No. We… We had an emotional moment. 337 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,703 They both were missing their dads. 338 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,740 Oh. 339 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,163 Man, that's always a gut punch. 340 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,042 No. It wasn't the end of the world. 341 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,999 No, no. Nate's father sent him a T-shirt. It was too small. 342 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,831 Gwen took it. It's okay now. 343 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,286 Frickin' Brian. 344 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:29,006 I try to do whatever I can to make sure my kids never feel bad, 345 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,219 but sometimes things slip through my cracks. 346 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,965 That's… That's a lot of numbers. 347 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,893 Brian, it's me. 348 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,849 What the hell do I care what time it is in Japan? 349 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,647 I'm in Wisconsin. 350 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,731 Yeah, I… 351 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,027 You need to send your son a shirt that actually fits. 352 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,115 He's as tall as your sister now. 353 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,501 And tell that broad in your bed to close her mouth. 354 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,078 I can hear her snorin'! 355 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,075 She's on the phone with Japan. 356 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,455 Japan? 357 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:05,918 Sayonara. 358 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,380 Now, this is you spend a dainy ray. 359 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,550 Rainy dray. 360 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,095 Day. 361 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,100 Hey, be careful. 362 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,482 It's bad luck to open a brella inside. 363 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,154 Hold up. 364 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,231 Say that word again. 365 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:28,943 Brella. 366 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,864 Like, when it's raining, and Mom can never remember what they're called, 367 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,994 and she's always like, "Take your, um… brella." 368 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,203 No way! 369 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,368 Brella. 370 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,129 Wait, is he hot? 371 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,505 Uh… 372 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,511 Yeah. 373 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,427 Hey, it stopped raining. 374 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,346 She's right. Let's get outta here. 375 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,021 Do you guys remember coming out here? 376 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:52,613 No. 377 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,648 But I'm glad we did. It ended up being a pretty solid day. 378 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,449 I hope this never ends. 379 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,662 Kids, your school schedules came! 380 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,663 Summer is finally over. 381 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,575 All this is gonna end.