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‎好了 我用时多少？

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‎快得很

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‎好吧

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‎该给前门的合页上油了吧？

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‎-给我计时
‎-预备…开始！

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‎嗯 我连…连秒表都不带用的

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‎出了那点小意外之后
‎他活动起来还挺灵活的

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‎你是说你骑车撞了他之后？

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‎能不能别哪壶不开提哪壶？

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‎两天过去了
‎他腰上的车胎印还没消呢

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‎哇 这雨下得 简直六亲不认

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‎这雨肯定下起来没完

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‎我本该把家里的旧东西都捐了
‎现在干不成了

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‎即便东西是湿的 教会也不介意

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‎我捐了一箱沾满焦糖的旧胸罩

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‎他们可高兴了

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‎不是 这一下雨 雷德就不会出门

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‎他什么都不让我扔

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‎1975年花四块钱买个开罐器
‎他也要带进棺材里陪葬

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‎我有个舅舅
‎入土时还戴着“绿湾包装工队”的头盔

21
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‎但那是因为我们摘不下来

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‎-听见前门开了吗？
‎-没有

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‎这就对了

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‎因为咱家的合页
‎绝对是本街区最安静的

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‎科瓦尔斯基家算老几！

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‎好了…还有啥东西坏了？

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‎雷德 来我家帮帮忙吧

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‎孩子们夏天一直宅在家
‎都快把房子拆了

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‎一连几个钟头 你都不愁没活儿干

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‎好主意

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‎没错 那天掉了一个门把手

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‎现在 那屋我们都不进了

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‎坏了 屋里还有条鱼

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‎雷德 你就爱往下水道冲死鱼

35
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‎那他得先修好厕所
‎冲水的时候会发出这样的声音

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‎赶紧带路

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‎谢谢

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‎抱歉让你们看到
‎杰伊留下这么恶心的吻痕

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‎我…觉得好难为情

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‎莉亚 明明啥都没有啊

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‎不 靠近一点 可恶心了

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‎她想载歌载舞 我们偏偏不买账

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‎我还在适应你和杰伊的关系

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‎就像我发现狗有月经时一样

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‎我心想：“啊？”

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‎既然你在惦记吻痕

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‎就说明杰伊的嘴亲上了你的脖子

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‎-所以有事发生咯？
‎-确实有事发生

49
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‎昨晚 我们盖着毯子

50
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‎在豆子袋上面抱抱
‎然后我就有了这一大块吻痕

51
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‎这样啊

52
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‎-那你摸了吗？
‎-摸了什么？

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‎摸过你就不会问了

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‎那个呀？

55
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‎-你为什么这么说？
‎-我不知道

56
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‎毯子加上豆子袋通常等于摸那玩意儿

57
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‎这么简单的性学算数

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‎我不知道“那个”还有别的意思

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‎莉亚 所有东西都有所指

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‎别跟她说这个

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‎莉亚 这种事没有规矩
‎别让他们扰乱你的思维

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‎谢谢 格温

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‎我要说清楚 我不会碰的
‎你们觉得他会觉得我会摸吗？

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‎摸什么？

65
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‎我们梦想的…天空

66
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‎就是因为这样 我才讨厌下雨

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‎合上就行了

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‎好主意 宝贝

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‎一 二 三 四

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‎在街上闲逛

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‎和上周没什么两样

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‎没什么事好做 就跟你唠唠嗑

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‎这样挺好 这样挺好

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‎（90年代秀）

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‎你好 威斯康辛！

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‎你这么一说
‎我总在想和杰伊做的所有事

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‎比如 那晚我们一起吃了个布丁杯
‎这是什么意思？

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‎-等等 一个勺子还是两个？
‎-一个

79
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‎你可能怀孕了

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‎谁想来点高级糖果？

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‎我爸从日本寄了一整箱炫酷的东西

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‎他在那边打棒球 有点厉害

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‎他是联盟里最老的球员

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‎还给日本成人纸尿裤做广告

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‎这样怎么就不酷了

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‎别管我 孩子们
‎我去后面拿一些雷德的破烂儿

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‎就当我没来过

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‎我们的货还藏在那儿呢

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‎没事儿 上回我把它藏在这里了

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‎（狗狗零食）

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‎没有人会找到这里来
‎因为他们已经不养狗了

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‎这个得丢掉 我们已经不养狗了

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‎奶奶把藏货拿走了！

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‎-你为什么要给她？
‎-我能怎么办 格温？

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‎不给她！

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‎等一下

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‎兄弟 我一向挺你的

98
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‎但这回不行 你也太衰了

99
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‎听着 这不是问题

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‎我去拿回来就是了

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‎福尔曼太太
‎你家一模一样的箱子可真多

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‎这才几个呀 你应该去车库看看

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‎出大事了

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‎所以需要一个解决大方案

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‎你们谁有主意吗？

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‎我们得分头去找

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‎妮基和我上楼找

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‎不行 你们俩一旦独处
‎肯定会找个阴暗的犄角旮旯

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‎相互乱摸

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‎好吧 杰伊跟我一起

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‎你们两个凑在一起 就只知道聊

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‎最爱尚格云顿电影里哪段性爱场景

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‎-《铁拳无敌》
‎-《拳霸天下》

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‎-《终极标靶》！
‎-《终极标靶》！

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‎内特和我上楼找

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‎奥兹和杰伊去车库翻箱子

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‎-莉亚和我在这里找
‎-但我们知道不在这里

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‎那就搞定了呗

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‎别担心 莉亚 我最合适干这个了

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‎搞什么啊？

121
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‎干嘛？我亲吻男友嘛

122
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‎不是 你的胳膊是在干嘛？

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‎在你身后支楞着 跟玩跳台滑雪似的

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‎都怪你把我弄糊涂了 现在
‎我不知道干啥有啥意义…该摸他哪里

125
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‎随便吧 我们现在
‎有更重要的事要操心

126
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‎好像不是呢

127
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‎你知道我们该怎么做吗？

128
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‎我们应该去找警察
‎借条缉毒的警犬过来

129
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‎我跟你怎么会沾亲？

130
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‎咱俩是一个妈生的

131
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‎你为什么总这么问我？

132
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‎你们上来帮我啦

133
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‎好贴心

134
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‎还有你 我正用得上你的大块头

135
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‎福尔曼太太 我…

136
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‎我有女朋友了

137
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‎拜托

138
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‎这身肉给了你都不知道从哪下手

139
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‎雷德在楼上放了一个巨大的木雕驼鹿

140
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‎多年来 我一直想把它扔了

141
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‎但太沉了 我搬不动

142
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‎没问题 有男人帮忙 就不用问我了

143
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‎冷静 埃莉诺罗斯福

144
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‎我只想把那个蠢东西弄走

145
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‎好吧

146
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‎你去搬驼鹿 我继续在这里帮忙

147
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‎交给我

148
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‎你能描述一下这只木头驼鹿吗？

149
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‎就是只驼鹿

150
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‎不过是木头做的

151
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‎我会尽力的

152
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‎太糟糕了

153
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‎昨天我吻杰伊的时候还很自在

154
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‎你现在就像一个不想被人抱的娃娃

155
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‎我知道我干了啥！

156
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‎对不起 我有点过意不去

157
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‎我只是想给你建议 不是让你伤脑筋

158
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‎我需要建议

159
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‎杰伊有很多经验

160
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‎我最接近嘿咻的一次

161
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‎是在划水槽上 裤头卡了屁股

162
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‎嗯 头得先进去

163
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‎我就是那样做的

164
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‎我朋友的妈妈是机械工程师

165
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‎她都懵了

166
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‎听着 别想太多

167
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‎顺其自然吧 只是别碰他的头发

168
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‎我一碰内特的头发
‎就触发了裤头里的开关

169
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‎还有开关？

170
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‎男孩子真是太复杂了

171
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‎才没有呢

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‎把手放在他屁股上

173
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‎距离够近 他知道你感兴趣

174
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‎但又保持距离 让他明白你没有出手

175
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‎明白了

176
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‎亲亲往后摸 拉链管拉锁

177
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‎我是这么记州府的

178
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‎别再这样了

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‎-中大奖了
‎-你找到了？

180
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‎没有 我找到了一整箱万圣节旧服装

181
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‎应该是只蜜蜂

182
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‎可怜的福尔曼太太 你尽力了

183
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‎奥兹 别闹了 我们不是在扮家家

184
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‎那就把你找到那件旧外套脱了

185
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‎拜托 我穿着超像克里斯蒂安史莱特

186
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‎咱俩想的肯定
‎不是同一个克里斯蒂安史莱特

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‎快看！

188
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‎好得很 找到了

189
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‎你今天经历了精彩冒险呢
‎小包包 我们回家吧

190
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‎你们在我家车库做什么？

191
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‎我们在等你

192
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‎你迟到了

193
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‎福尔曼先生 说说你今天过得怎么样

194
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‎好了 现在你们该走了

195
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‎把外套还我

196
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‎这可是我1964年
‎在西尔斯百货花全价买的

197
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‎滚出我的车库

198
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‎你们属于地下室！

199
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‎-是这个吗？
‎-不 是另一个

200
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‎我搞错了

201
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‎没有 我开玩笑的

202
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‎他开玩笑没用的

203
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‎-好大
‎-好重

204
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‎还蠢到家

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‎（阪神虎）

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‎等等…那是我爸爸寄给我的衬衫

207
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,464
‎你把它弄得脏兮兮 还给剪了

208
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,714
‎反正对你来说也太小了
‎就像咱家的淋浴一样

209
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,506
‎我听见你在浴室里叮铃咣啷
‎就像只掉进垃圾箱的狗熊

210
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,260
‎我那叫动感淋浴

211
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,681
‎别试图转换话题
‎你不能随便碰我的东西

212
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,814
‎你是说像这样？这样？这样？

213
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:45,731
‎-别闹了 格温！
‎-好了 我明白你们为什么吵架

214
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,771
‎都是他害的

215
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:51,395
‎我们把他弄出去吧

216
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,701
‎-你会付出代价的
‎-你是在犯傻

217
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,122
‎你的脸才犯傻

218
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,200
‎-这话驴唇不对马嘴
‎-是啊 不对

219
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,790
‎藏货…在雷德手上

220
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,047
‎哦 好吧 稍等哈

221
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,755
‎那我们现在怎么办？

222
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,430
‎没关系

223
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,555
‎他自己还不知道

224
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:25,941
‎对吧 奥兹？

225
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,395
‎知道什么？

226
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:31,815
‎我只是一个纯真无辜的小孩子
‎倒霉碰上一群小混混

227
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,777
‎你这个只顾自保的混蛋

228
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,492
‎我敬重你

229
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,373
‎-好了 赶紧去拿吧
‎-这就去

230
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:46,040
‎我只是…想跟莉亚道别
‎以防再也见不到她了

231
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,081
‎你还去不去了？

232
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,346
‎莉亚…把手挪开呗

233
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,231
‎我们又回到老地方了

234
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,571
‎嗨 雪莉 听着 我还需要一些时间

235
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,362
‎我不知道还能拖多久
‎能干的全被他干完了

236
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,657
‎我觉得我家的合页比你家的还安静

237
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,201
‎这个嘛…我看未必

238
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,156
‎你就…瞎编点由头 再见

239
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,344
‎怎么了？

240
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,799
‎我好像看到一只老鼠
‎很大 看起来就像半只耗子！

241
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,551
‎它马上就要一命呜呼了

242
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,852
‎坚强大男孩在这里呢

243
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,730
‎还是那句话…我有主儿了哈

244
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,686
‎真可惜

245
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,490
‎-看看我从你的枕头底下拿了什么
‎-你拿这个做什么？

246
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,145
‎她看起来挺横 但没有弗兰基毯毯

247
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,527
‎她就睡不着

248
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,414
‎他也需要我

249
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,543
‎你动我的东西 我就用弗兰基蹭屁股

250
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,957
‎-弗兰基！
‎-喂

251
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,206
‎-滚开！
‎-不！

252
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,166
‎好吧 那我去洗手间

253
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,343
‎-我恨你！
‎-我恨你！

254
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,177
‎我恨你

255
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,729
‎在这里呢 我们拿上赶紧走吧

256
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,229
‎等等！这也太容易了
‎如果是陷阱呢？

257
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,862
‎你看太多动画…

258
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,651
‎-还真是陷阱！
‎-我就知道！

259
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,105
‎别动

260
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,906
‎该死

261
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,747
‎这里简直是地狱！

262
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,575
‎这几乎和划水槽事件如出一辙

263
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,128
‎我家邻居康妮还得手把手…教我弄开

264
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,337
‎哇 我家邻居连招呼都不打

265
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,177
‎我讨厌这种怪怪的感觉

266
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,141
‎我希望能快进到你和内特的状态

267
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,562
‎一切都很轻松

268
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,227
‎相信我 并不总是那么轻松

269
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,444
‎内特和我对未来的看法很不一样

270
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,322
‎最近 我们总为各种事情瞎吵

271
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,698
‎比如遇上龙卷风怎么办

272
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,778
‎我说躲进地下室

273
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,659
‎他想当乘风少年

274
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,038
‎我只想说 事情永远不会完美

275
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,674
‎至于你跟杰伊那件事 确实很糟糕

276
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,206
‎但总不会比告诉大家更糟糕

277
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,554
‎谢谢

278
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,089
‎-我们拿到了
‎-是吗？

279
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,256
‎可能让我失去了一根脚趾

280
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,970
‎我不敢看 但我感觉袜子湿了

281
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,676
‎嘿 刚才的事

282
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,524
‎什么？我都不知道你在说什么

283
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,685
‎他刚才一直念叨呢

284
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,694
‎我只是想太多
‎担心会把我们的关系搞得很怪

285
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,855
‎我们能不能忘掉之前
‎回到过去的样子？

286
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,655
‎比如你给我这一大块吻痕的时候？

287
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,026
‎-在哪儿来着？
‎-重点是…

288
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,115
‎我希望我们之间可以开心舒服

289
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,001
‎那…你想要的就是我想要的

290
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,582
‎很好 因我想要这个

291
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:20,588
‎你的脚趾好恶心！

292
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,799
‎我想看看

293
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,836
‎你亲了我的耳朵

294
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,184
‎那你别转头啊！

295
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,595
‎别冲我喘气

296
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,018
‎好了 够了

297
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,016
‎你俩怎么回事？赶紧的 动手

298
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,435
‎好吧

299
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,939
‎它不是普通的衬衫 是我爸送的

300
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,147
‎-但你穿根本不合身
‎-这不重要

301
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:50,367
‎他亲自买了放进箱子里

302
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,779
‎是他亲自动手的

303
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,162
‎你不会明白的
‎你比我更常见到自己的爸爸

304
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,076
‎没错 但我还是很想他

305
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,415
‎我只有在他经过这里
‎去另一个城市时才能见到他

306
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,172
‎马戏团演员？

307
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,384
‎这是开的哪路脑洞？

308
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,550
‎他是卡车司机

309
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,348
‎不过 如果我知道你的感受
‎我就绝不会动它

310
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,271
‎也不会剪

311
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,641
‎或者让车子碾过做旧

312
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,440
‎没关系 反正很傻

313
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,109
‎不 一点都不傻

314
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,530
‎这对我们俩来说都很糟糕

315
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,065
‎大笨蛋 你把我弄哭了

316
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,568
‎-我恨你
‎-我也恨你

317
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,945
‎我也想爸爸

318
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,079
‎在我十岁生日的时候
‎他带我去看赛狗

319
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,632
‎还让我抿了一口他的啤酒

320
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:48,050
‎我把爆米花吐出来了
‎而且还是爆米花的形状

321
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,760
‎雷德回来了！他就在我后面！

322
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,267
‎他拄着拐棍儿 我们可能还有时间

323
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,733
‎内特 马上把驼鹿弄走

324
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,770
‎我来帮你

325
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,113
‎-谢了 老妹
‎-有我呢 老哥

326
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,149
‎我家孩子怎么这么懂事？
‎他们偷喝你家酒了？

327
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,284
‎没有 我们…就是小感动了一下

328
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,703
‎他们都很想念爸爸

329
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,163
‎哎 听这话 我就像挨了窝心脚

330
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,042
‎不 这又不是世界末日

331
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,999
‎内特的爸爸
‎给他寄了一件T恤衫 但是太小了

332
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,831
‎格温拿去了 现在没事了

333
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,286
‎天杀的布莱恩

334
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:29,006
‎我尽我所能让孩子们高兴

335
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,219
‎可还是不小心整骚包了

336
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,965
‎这号码…好长

337
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,893
‎布莱恩 是我

338
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:45,399
‎我管你现在是日本几点呢？
‎反正我在威斯康辛

339
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,731
‎是啊 我…

340
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,027
‎你好歹给儿子寄件合身的衣服啊

341
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,115
‎他都跟你姐一样高了

342
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,501
‎还有 告诉你床上那娘们儿 把嘴闭上

343
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,078
‎我能听到她打呼

344
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,075
‎她在跟日本通电话

345
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,455
‎日本？

346
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:05,918
‎再见您呐

347
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,380
‎虾鱼天就得这么过

348
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,380
‎下雨癫

349
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:16,925
‎天

350
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,100
‎喂 小心

351
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,482
‎在屋里开伞会倒霉的

352
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:24,984
‎等等

353
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,231
‎再说一次

354
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:28,943
‎伞

355
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,864
‎每次下雨 妈就想不起那是啥玩意儿

356
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,994
‎她总说：“把你们的咦…伞拿上”

357
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,203
‎不是吧

358
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,368
‎伞

359
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,129
‎等等 他是不是很火辣？

360
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,506
‎是呢

361
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,427
‎喂 雨停了

362
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,478
‎她说得对 我们出去吧

363
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,021
‎你们记得是怎么出来的吗？

364
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:52,613
‎不记得

365
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,648
‎但我很高兴我们出来了
‎今天过得很不错

366
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,449
‎我希望这一切永远不要结束

367
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,662
‎孩子们 你们的课表来了

368
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:06,583
‎夏天终于结束了 终于可以消停了

369
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:52,459
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