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‎夏天就要结束了

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‎他们让我拥有一切
‎现在又要全部夺走

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‎-他们是谁？
‎-我不知道

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‎学校

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‎天杀的

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‎我的暑期阅读计划还没开始
‎所以我每本读一句

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‎“老大哥在看着你”

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‎（《1984》乔治奥威尔）

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‎好吧 看来是讲变态的 下一本

10
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‎等下 新学年开始 有很多可以期待啊

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‎新的指导教室 新课本的味道

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‎早起学习

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‎切！

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‎喂！别对她那么凶 上学挺酷的

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‎我是说 能学东西 还有储物柜…

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‎抱歉 宝贝 我实在高兴不起来

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‎“一旦你停止学习 就开始步向死亡”

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‎知道是谁说的吗？爱因斯坦

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‎-爱因斯坦熊熊？
‎-我没话说了

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‎我完蛋了

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‎这个夏天
‎我本该坚持为橄榄球做运动 结果呢

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‎我却没有

23
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‎兄弟 来我的健身房
‎我会把你练得壮壮的

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‎你看看

25
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‎就像一条蛇吞了一只大老鼠
‎而且还没有消化掉

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‎我也想要蛇胳膊 走着

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‎好得很

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‎既然这是你在这里的最后一个周末
‎我换班了

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‎这样我们就能一起过周末了

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‎我想带你去我树林里的特别天地

31
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‎那是最后一次有人看到活着的她

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‎没有啦 是去野餐

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‎我想带你去眺望台 俯瞰美景

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‎太浪漫了

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‎上面有一块石头
‎长得像两个人在嘿咻

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‎他们管它叫嘿咻石

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‎没那么浪漫了…但我很期待

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‎明天见

39
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‎你搞什么？要放我鸽子吗？

40
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‎我们说好明天溜进乡村俱乐部的

41
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‎糟糕 我完全忘记了

42
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‎但杰伊说得对
‎这是我们共度的最后一个周六

43
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‎妹子 这也是
‎我们共度的最后一个周六

44
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‎一群有钱人想用围栏挡住我们？

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‎去他们的 他们才不比我们强
‎你说对吧 奥兹？

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‎那个…

47
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‎好吧 我不跟杰伊去了

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‎好得很

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‎革命从明天开始

50
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‎我去看看我妈能不能开车送我们

51
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‎那你要取消跟蛇胳膊的浪漫野餐？

52
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‎你要抛弃你最好的朋友？

53
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‎你个脚踩两只船的渣渣

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‎我不知道还能怎么办
‎但我觉得我能安排好 是吧？

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‎那个…

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‎一 二 三 四

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‎在街上闲逛

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‎和上周没什么两样

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‎没什么事好做 就跟你唠唠嗑

60
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‎这样挺好 这样挺好

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‎（90年代秀）

62
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‎你好 威斯康辛！

63
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‎你看完财经版了没？

64
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‎你怎么在这儿？

65
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‎我在地下室待不住了

66
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‎那些小孩白痴得很

67
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‎我喜欢你

68
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‎下午三点 好的 我一定去

69
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‎雷德 潘妮麦克法登来电话了

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‎潘妮麦克法登！

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‎是啊

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‎我根本不知道那是谁

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‎本地高中的人

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‎学校的护士不知道自己怀孕了

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‎结果在“亮视点”生了

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‎我在那里配的隐形眼镜

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‎她现在在休产假

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‎我明天去面试 争取顶替她

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‎凯蒂 你为什么想回去工作？

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‎你知道那里有什么 对吧？

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‎工作

82
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‎莉亚很快就要走了
‎我喜欢跟孩子们在一起

83
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‎没错 但你忘了 会有一个混球

84
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‎呼来喝去使唤你

85
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‎话说 帮我续一杯

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‎别听他的 我觉得是好主意

87
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‎我不喜欢你了

88
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‎想想看

89
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‎你已经多年没工作了

90
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‎现在老了 迟钝了 软了

91
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‎你可能需要自己再来续杯了

92
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‎你们结婚多久了？

93
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‎这可是菜鸟级失误

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‎兄弟

95
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‎准备好掉肉了吗？

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‎拿我当一块马苏里拉
‎对着比萨饼使劲擦

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‎这就对了

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‎-兄弟！
‎-兄弟！

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‎-兄弟！
‎-走着！

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‎走着！

101
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‎你真贴心 还帮我准备简历

102
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‎不像某人 一点都不支持

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‎我说“软了”没有恶意

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‎就像旧枕头

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‎我懂

106
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‎-好吧 跟我说说你的上一份工作
‎-我是护士长

107
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‎太好了 你有推荐人吗？

108
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‎我的上司都很喜欢我

109
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‎只可惜他们都死了

110
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‎快点 磨蹭鬼 别逼我扛着你走

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‎等一下

112
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‎看看阳光照在树枝上的样子

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‎大自然也可以如此势不可挡

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‎很好 看过了 继续前进

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‎喂

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‎急什么？我们有一整天呢

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‎这个嘛…

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‎之前我不好意思说 我可能得早点走

119
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‎-为什么？你还有别的事吗？
‎-没有 只是…

120
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‎我想在回家前就开始转回芝加哥时间

121
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‎-不是同一时区吗？
‎-不是…差得远呢

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‎因为…湖的引力

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‎这就说得通了

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‎那些湖的影响力远超我们的预料呢

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‎是啊 我们快到了吗？

126
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‎-其实我有点绕晕了
‎-我们迷路了？

127
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‎等等 我们迷路了吗？

128
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‎不 我觉得应该快到了

129
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‎我来问问这个人 看他知不知道

130
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‎不好意思

131
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‎请问你知道眺望台怎么走吗？

132
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‎知道 你们得找到蹲望台 知道吗？

133
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‎就在那上面

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‎等等 利奥？

135
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‎猜得真准！

136
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‎好 我来试试

137
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‎帕特丽夏？

138
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‎没错 帕特丽夏

139
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‎我就知道

140
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‎-眺望台往这边走？
‎-没错 就在拐角处

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‎谢谢

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‎等等！

143
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‎站在这里可以看到嘿咻石的顶端

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‎好吧

145
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‎我浑身酸痛

146
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‎我费了20分钟才走上你家车道

147
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‎你居然以为能在一天内
‎完成整个夏天的训练量？

148
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‎他从不事先考虑

149
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‎现在酸得连厕所都上不了

150
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‎说得我好像很可怜似的

151
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‎我能上厕所

152
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‎就是起不来而已

153
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‎那些饼干看起来不错

154
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‎来

155
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‎到楼下去吧 我们很忙

156
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‎谢谢 宝贝

157
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‎你知道什么能帮到你吗 亲爱的？

158
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‎在酸痛处抹点“奔肌”

159
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‎我做大碗炒鸡蛋
‎用力过猛的时候 就用它擦肩膀

160
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‎老天

161
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‎也许雷德说得对

162
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‎如果我做个早餐都会肩膀酸

163
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‎面对一堆高中生 我怎么应付得来？

164
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‎奶奶 我上数学课 手被纸划破了

165
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‎亲爱的 我给你拿个创可贴

166
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‎福尔曼太太
‎我眼睛有问题 眼珠子掉出来了

167
00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,303
‎天啊 怎么会这样？

168
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‎说来话长
‎你真觉得我们有时间说这些吗？

169
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‎纸划的伤口喷了

170
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‎压住

171
00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:16,854
‎我需要在第六节之前
‎把这个肾移植到我的身体里

172
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,517
‎做手术？

173
00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,139
‎她马上要生了！

174
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,266
‎本来要去医院的

175
00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,602
‎但我说：“不用 让学校的护士处理”

176
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‎-我该怎么办？
‎-别使劲

177
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‎我使劲了！

178
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‎我早跟你说过 你太不自量力了

179
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‎这一切都有可能发生

180
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‎嗨 福尔曼太太

181
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‎乖乖！你们俩打扮得真精神

182
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‎你就像刚从
‎《了不起的盖茨比》里走出来的

183
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‎我今天读了那本书里的一个句子

184
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‎莉亚在哪儿？我们说好一起玩的

185
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‎她和杰伊去野餐了 还没回来

186
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,729
‎她和杰伊在一起？

187
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,944
‎-你能相信吗？
‎-能 她告诉我了

188
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‎奥兹！

189
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,395
‎我本来想着 她也许能成功呢

190
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,357
‎我也同样傻傻地相信

191
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‎麦当娜和丹尼斯罗德曼会永远在一起

192
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‎随便啦 告诉莉亚 我不稀罕跟她玩

193
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,417
‎好吧 我就…自己发挥一下

194
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‎喂！看着点！

195
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,636
‎你还在啊？

196
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,926
‎杰伊 我们为什么停下？

197
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,938
‎我们连现在在哪里都不知道

198
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‎我知道

199
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‎我们休息一下 享受野餐吧

200
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,356
‎我就可以开始准备烽火信号了

201
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,277
‎烽火信号？咱俩现在都应该完事了

202
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‎跟我完事？

203
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‎自从我们到了这里 你就一直怪怪的

204
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,872
‎是因为我看到那只蝴蝶时哭了吗？

205
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,003
‎事实上 我…

206
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,787
‎我本来还约了格温

207
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,633
‎你个脚踩两只船的渣渣！

208
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,054
‎我知道 我也很自责

209
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,512
‎莉亚 你应该告诉我的

210
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,509
‎我知道 我不许别人碰我头发

211
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‎但除此之外 我还是很讲道理的

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00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,100
‎对不起 我不该说谎 我…

213
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:29,110
‎我不想让你失望 也不想让格温失望

214
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,685
‎-我搞砸了
‎-那芝加哥呢？

215
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,534
‎跟这里同一时区

216
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:35,857
‎伤自尊了

217
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,241
‎-利奥？
‎-嘿 猜得真准

218
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,447
‎嘿 我有个问题

219
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,287
‎你们知道怎么去眺望台吗？

220
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,292
‎你刚刚才给我们指了路

221
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,084
‎太好了 我说了什么？

222
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,420
‎真好 大家都迷路了

223
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,463
‎先跟你们说一声

224
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,126
‎有只松鼠 总是跟我过不去

225
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,683
‎它给我讲笑话 结果没抖包袱就跑了

226
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,759
‎特别过分

227
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,177
‎我们要怎么回家啊？

228
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,635
‎要不你们开我的车？

229
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,146
‎它就停在通往镇子的路上

230
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,645
‎咚咚咚个啥啊？你这混蛋！

231
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,912
‎莉亚气死我了

232
00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,664
‎是是 她是恶魔

233
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,122
‎我还有要紧事要操心

234
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,874
‎不好意思

235
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,290
‎请把这杯柠檬汁送回去
‎我能尝到罐子的味道

236
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,884
‎我要现挤的 马上做好

237
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,250
‎好 能出示你的会员号码吗？

238
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,718
‎能出示你的失业号码吗？

239
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,926
‎真抱歉 饮料马上就来

240
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,144
‎再给这位女士拿些玉米片

241
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,979
‎我来了 我知道我来晚了
‎但我可以解释

242
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,978
‎天呐 快给我说说

243
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,848
‎稍等 我不在乎

244
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,857
‎你知道我路上经历了什么吗？
‎我可是冒了生命危险的

245
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,821
‎我刚才坐的那辆车的安全带
‎居然是一条干巴的响尾蛇

246
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,953
‎-要不要分吃一份奶酪拼盘？
‎-我来点

247
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:03,663
‎奶酪拼盘！

248
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,201
‎格温 你不是吧？真的不理我了？

249
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:11,326
‎你知道今天对我多重要
‎居然还放我鸽子 跟杰伊出去玩

250
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,792
‎算了

251
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,875
‎-什么算了？
‎-全都算了

252
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,920
‎回你的芝加哥 别来烦我

253
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:20,094
‎什么？不好好谈谈 我是不会罢休的

254
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,551
‎-不好意思
‎-好主意

255
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,135
‎叫点吃的 咱俩正需要好好交交心

256
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,511
‎她不是这里的会员

257
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,267
‎格温 你不至于吧

258
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,270
‎至少让我尝尝奶酪拼盘呀！

259
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,976
‎这年头 他们什么人都敢放进来

260
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,366
‎谢谢你来给我打气

261
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,868
‎希望不会给你带来太多不便

262
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:47,831
‎开什么玩笑？

263
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:51,960
‎赶在所有人之前先来学校
‎我现在狂飙肾上腺素

264
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,746
‎感觉我现在都能把汽车撂翻

265
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,500
‎糟了

266
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,550
‎我的简历呢？不在啊

267
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,135
‎金枪鱼罐头？

268
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,097
‎嗯 我把它放在我的简历上
‎这样我就不会忘记了

269
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,059
‎简历很“紧要”

270
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,402
‎-但你还是忘了
‎-好吧 你干嘛不依不饶的？

271
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,703
‎也许这是预兆 我就不该回去上班

272
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:27,702
‎雷德说得对

273
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,663
‎这话我爱听

274
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,953
‎雷德 你来做什么？

275
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,537
‎你忘了带简历

276
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,043
‎还有钱包

277
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,710
‎微波炉里还有一只拖鞋

278
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:45,892
‎-对 我…有点紧张
‎-嗯

279
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,598
‎来到这里 我有点胆怯

280
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,851
‎你看看 她们有多年轻

281
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:57,437
‎我打赌她们都不记得
‎以前在急诊室还能抽烟

282
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,114
‎听我说

283
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:04,530
‎只要是你下定决心的事 你都做成了

284
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,572
‎我本来只想要一个孩子
‎但你还是说服我要了艾瑞克

285
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,867
‎结果嘛…

286
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,159
‎反正别放弃就对了

287
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,956
‎你是一个好护士

288
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,801
‎进去拿下这份工作把

289
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,053
‎谢谢

290
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:30,257
‎他们根本不知道我的厉害

291
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,310
‎轮到我的时候 他们会叫我的

292
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,740
‎内特？你没事吧？

293
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,953
‎我好渴

294
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,661
‎你能帮我递一下水吗？

295
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,447
‎把它拿到我嘴边？

296
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,913
‎帮我往我嘴里倒 好吗？剩下的我来

297
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,129
‎你和格温不是去乡村俱乐部了吗？

298
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,968
‎我们吵架了 她因为我迟到对我发火

299
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,548
‎她说了一些很刻薄的话

300
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,513
‎她是不是也说你长了狗奶头？

301
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,468
‎没有

302
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,273
‎嗯 她也没说我

303
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:23,106
‎听着 不管她说什么 你都别太在意

304
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,727
‎有时她会这样 我是说…

305
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:27,902
‎你马上要走了

306
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,157
‎但我不明白

307
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,489
‎是我要回到芝加哥 做回隐形人

308
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,865
‎格温会忙着各种炫酷的事
‎在学校跟朋友打成一片

309
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,997
‎我知道 你眼里的格温很了不起

310
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,004
‎可是…在学校就不一样了

311
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,344
‎很多人并不理解她

312
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,298
‎她会很想你的 比你想象中更严重

313
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,300
‎她今天的样子可不像

314
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,135
‎她害我被赶出乡村俱乐部

315
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,144
‎用赶出去的

316
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,725
‎就像DJ爵士杰夫

317
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,397
‎我也说不好

318
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:06,359
‎不过…可能她在用这种糟糕的方式
‎消化失去你的苦恼

319
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,362
‎她不会失去我的

320
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,658
‎我一有时间
‎就给她打电话 写信 来看她

321
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,198
‎她是我最好的朋友

322
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,492
‎我无法想象没有她的生活

323
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,083
‎你把这些告诉她了吗？

324
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:20,663
‎可能说得太少

325
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,289
‎谢谢 内特 你真聪明

326
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,209
‎从来没有人夸我聪明

327
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,009
‎听着怪怪的

328
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,966
‎内特

329
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,471
‎好疼！

330
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,813
‎我被录用了

331
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,982
‎好样的 我就知道你能行

332
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,153
‎我的知识和经验
‎给他们留下了深刻的印象

333
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,033
‎面试我的那个女人忘了带午餐

334
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,821
‎我就把我那罐金枪鱼给她了

335
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,905
‎直接搞定

336
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,238
‎只要你高兴 我就为你高兴

337
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,197
‎我可高兴了

338
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:02,076
‎真不敢相信 我要回去工作了

339
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,417
‎又来了 我不是干木工的料

340
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,386
‎好得很 看来以后这种事少不了了

341
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,475
‎我知道你在那里

342
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,729
‎嘿 伙计

343
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,284
‎-少来
‎-我偏要

344
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,896
‎听着 有时候 距离可以让我们更亲近

345
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:37,534
‎你有没有试过
‎让千里之外的人展现欢颜？

346
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:41,496
‎或者…从海滩…给朋友传真食谱？

347
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,615
‎那是美国电话电报公司的广告

348
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,634
‎人家正努力呢

349
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,748
‎随便你 但我才不要

350
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,627
‎不 我们就要这样

351
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,133
‎你以为我一走就再也不理你了？

352
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,093
‎不可能 你必须理我

353
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,601
‎因为有了
‎美国电话电报公司的长途套餐

354
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,143
‎你会忍不住想理我

355
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:11,192
‎说真的 格温 你是我最好的朋友
‎这是无论如何都不会改变的

356
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,985
‎我会在芝加哥支持你

357
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,028
‎我会在月球上支持你

358
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,489
‎等我们死了
‎我的鬼魂会缠着你的鬼魂

359
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,164
‎你就认命吧 我赖上你了

360
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,117
‎我会想你的

361
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,035
‎我会更想你的

362
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:37,005
‎你在听迈克尔波顿的歌？
‎看来你真是丧到一定程度了

363
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,638
‎如果你告诉任何人 我会杀了你

364
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,233
‎来吧 你能行

365
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,600
‎用力 用力 内特！

366
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,899
‎很好

367
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,066
‎你是一头猛兽

368
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:55,943
‎谢谢 兄弟

369
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,448
‎明天这个时候 我就能用叉子了

370
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,414
‎抱歉我之前没来帮你

371
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,913
‎没关系 妮基也没来

372
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,373
‎我觉得她很生我的生气

373
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,631
‎但你知道是谁帮了我吗？莉亚

374
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,462
‎你真走运 她特别好

375
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,087
‎她在这里时 是挺好的

376
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,263
‎什么意思？

377
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,181
‎哎…

378
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,434
‎她走了 我们要怎么继续在一起？

379
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,349
‎昨天简直一团糟

380
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:27,310
‎以后她远在芝加哥 事情就更复杂了

381
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:28,729
‎我有点害怕

382
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:33,315
‎-我想我们得认真谈谈
‎-我们就在认真谈啊

383
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,275
‎我是说我和莉亚

384
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:24,031
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