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Leia, take the picture.
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My eyes are burning. I need to blink.
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There's only 24 pictures on this camera,
and I don't want to waste any of them.
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Twenty-three.
I just took one of Ozzie's butt.
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Send me a copy.
I can never get a good angle.
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Why don't I take the pictures?
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Oh great! Try to make me look really cool.
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It's just a camera.
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Ready to party?
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I got the snacks. Nate's got the keg.
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Sorry!
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I walked into a spiderweb,
and she got away from me.
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Dude, it's Leia's last night,
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and you brought that nasty keg
from Fourth of July?
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I took care of this thing
like it's my baby.
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Till I dropped it down the stairs.
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Just like Mom did to you?
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Burn!
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Bro.
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Bro.
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Bro.
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Old, flat, skunky beer?
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We are not this desperate.
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I think I'm a really good dancer.
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It's your last night, so… sure.
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Ozzie, are you gonna be sad when I'm gone?
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Uh…
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No.
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He isn't great
about expressing his emotions.
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If I say how I feel,
people say how they feel.
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And I don't care.
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Well, this is the perfect last night
to cap off the perfect summer.
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I'll drink to that.
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Bro.
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I was worried when you had that talk
with Leia about breaking things off,
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it was gonna harsh the mood.
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But it didn't!
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I'm having a blast!
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I haven't told her yet.
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What?
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One, two, three, four!
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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-You're breaking up with me?
-No, no, no. Don't say it like that.
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It's not a breakup.
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It's like we were boyfriend
and girlfriend,
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but we're gonna stop.
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That's a breakup, you donk!
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Oh my God, I'm one of
your summer things, you jerk.
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Whoa. She cheesied your deezy.
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Leia, I'm not being a jerk.
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We're gonna be apart for nine months.
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Long distance relationships are hard.
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Hard.
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I don't want to put us through that.
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So that's it? We're not even gonna try?
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Leia, I know you're upset,
but he's making a lot of sense.
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This way you both can go off
and live your lives. Right, babe?
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Yeah, long distance is nuts.
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Nuts.
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It's not for the faint of heart.
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Do you know how much it costs
to call my boyfriend in Canada?
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Well, your grandparents
are about to find out.
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Gwen, help me out here.
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He has a point.
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You're with them?
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No, I'm looking out for you.
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I mean, it is a long time apart, and also…
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man-whore.
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-Unbelievable!
-Leia…
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Do not follow me!
I am not afraid to use this thing!
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Hold on. Let me get her.
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Leia, phone!
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I thought you'd be in a worse mood,
what with Leia leaving.
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I was upset, but then I realized
she won't be gone for long.
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Her boyfriend is here,
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her best friend lives next door,
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and she loves my potato salad.
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And what about me? I'm fun.
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Hey, Grandma.
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Hi, sweetie. It's Jay.
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Oh.
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-You suck!
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Oh dear.
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Hey, Leia. You feeling any better?
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Oh, I just… I… I don't think she is.
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Okay, so what's going on here?
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Boyfriend stuff, me stuff,
88
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and yesterday she got sick
from some weird potato salad.
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Oh my God! Those are the big-ticket items!
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She may not want to come back
next summer. I gotta talk to her.
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Good luck.
92
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Oh no.
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Don't everyone leave.
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Then it'll just be me and my newspaper.
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Your tree could've killed someone.
I should sue.
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My tree?
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That tree came from your property.
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Oh, then we'll call it an act of God.
Could've happened to the best of us.
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But it didn't happen to the best of us.
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It happened to you.
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I have been telling you
that this tree is rotting,
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and you need to take care of it.
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I've been busy.
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Doing what?
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That would be me.
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Oh, come on!
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You had time to put on pants.
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My pants take time to wiggle into.
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Sometimes I have to, uh, grease my thighs.
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This is attractive to you?
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We bumped into each other at the Chili's,
and we decided to give it another try.
112
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Yeah, it turned out I wanted…
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Could we get back to the tree?
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You need to get ahold of your landlord
and get rid of this.
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Oh, that guy's a real piece of work.
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Can you talk to him?
You're so good at yellin' at people.
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Fine, I'll take care of it.
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Thanks, Red. You're a lifesaver.
I'll go call him right now.
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I'll be right in.
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-Did you do have fun cutting off my balls?
-What?
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I should be the one
dealing with the landlord.
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I need Sherri to see
that I am invested in our relationship.
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Fine, call the landlord.
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Just get this tree outta my driveway.
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Oh, Mr. Red!
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-What the hell?!
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I don't know what you heard,
but… this show ain't free.
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They eat my popsicles,
they take over my basement,
129
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and they turn my life upside down.
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Dumbasses!
131
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Okay, now you're starting
to sound like your grandpa.
132
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Let's not forget how much you love it here
and how you can't wait to come back.
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Come back?
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I… I just want to get out of this…
this crappy Podunk town.
135
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Well, I have carved out
a pretty nice life here in Point Place.
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But I guess that doesn't matter.
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Hey. I know I'm early.
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Mom.
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I tried to call,
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but it sounded like someone was
banging the phone around in a pot.
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Mom, thank God you're here.
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Everything's ruined.
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My boyfriend broke up with me,
and for some reason I took it out on Gwen.
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-Boyfriend?
-Jay Kelso.
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Kelso?
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We talk all the time.
You don't mention any of this?
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Well, no, I think…
I think what is truly important here
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is that Leia had a hoot this summer.
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Which she seems to be forgetting.
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Movie nights,
trips to the lake house, the rave--
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-A rave?
-Oh, don't be such a square, Donna.
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Look, I'll explain everything in the car.
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Right now I just need
to get out of this hellhole.
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Well, would a hellhole have
such a catchy commercial?
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-Let me… talk to her for a sec?
Fine.
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George Harrison's sister lived here.
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Mom, I…
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I feel so stupid.
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I thought I was having
this perfect summer, and…
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now it's all ruined.
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Honey, breakups suck.
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How would you know?
You've been with Dad since high school.
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-Actually, we broke up a lot.
-You did?
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Yeah, and one of those times
I dated Jay's uncle, Casey.
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A Kelso?
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Yeah.
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Look, being a teenager gets messy.
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Whenever I was going through something,
you know who helped me through it?
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My friends.
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So just go talk to Gwen.
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What is it with these Kelsos?
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-It's the hair.
-I know. It's so perfect.
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Thanks again for helping me
deal with my landlord.
174
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,384
That was the sexiest thing
you've ever done.
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I mean, besides the way
you say "pistachio."
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Mmm…
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-Pistachio.
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I don't know what's happening,
but it seems weird.
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Oh, Gwen. You remember my friend, Fez?
180
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Yeah, your "friend" used all my bodywash.
181
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It's so nice to meet
another fan of the cucumber-melon.
182
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Can I have 20 bucks?
I need to get something for Leia.
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Oh, allow me.
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Oh yeah, I feel it.
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Fifty it is.
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Thanks, new Dad.
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Oh, that was awful sweet of you.
188
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Well, I'm a problem solver, baby.
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Oh. Good.
190
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'Cause my landlord's here.
191
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,177
So…
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00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,185
Oh…
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00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,649
It's you.
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00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,492
-Fenton, what are you doing here?
-I own this place.
195
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,700
Along with three other homes,
one duplex, and a Dippin' Dots.
196
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:18,451
Yeah. Take it all in, Fez.
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This is what success looks like.
198
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:25,374
Oh, I know what success looks like.
Have you heard of Chez Fez?
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00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,958
Barely.
200
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,213
I sat through one of your annoying
commercials when I was in the bath.
201
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,336
I'd already put in my salt, so I didn't
wanna get out and change the channel.
202
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Which is a long way of saying
203
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:37,142
I have a TV in my bathroom, bitch.
204
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,220
Okay, then! Now that we're
all caught up on everything, I guess--
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When you signed your lease,
206
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it specifically said
no pets over 150 pounds.
207
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,726
I'm 149!
208
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:50,855
With those thighs?
209
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:54,451
-I'd rather these thighs than that face.
-I'd rather this face than those shoes.
210
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,858
-I'd rather these shoes than no hair.
-Go to hell!
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00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,197
I'll see you there!
212
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,538
Let's not get our panties in a bunch.
We still gotta deal with that tree.
213
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,253
I'm not touching that tree
until you pay your rent.
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00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,054
-Which just went up because of that.
-What?
215
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,508
And stay the hell away from
my Dippin' Dots!
216
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,969
You will never taste
the ice cream of the future.
217
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,443
-Pistach--
-I am not in the mood!
218
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,574
Hi, Jay.
219
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,534
Mrs. Forman?
220
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,359
It's time we had a little chat.
221
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,607
How did you know I was here?
222
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,370
Oh, this is my town, sweetie.
I have eyes everywhere.
223
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,497
How's Leia doing?
224
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:49,035
I mean, I feel really bad about
how things went down, but I had to do it.
225
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,837
Well, that is what
I wanted to talk to you about.
226
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:55,169
She is so upset,
she may not come back next summer.
227
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,376
That's not what I wanted.
228
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,085
This isn't about you!
229
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:07,104
No, no, it is about you, honey.
You were saying?
230
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,404
I wasn't trying to hurt her, Mrs. Forman.
231
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,975
It's just, you know, anything can happen.
What if she meets someone else?
232
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,146
Or what if I get asked
to star in the next Karate Kid?
233
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,236
I mean, I'd have to move to Reseda!
234
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,116
Okay, okay.
235
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:28,333
Let me tell you a little story about
a long distance relationship of mine.
236
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,291
I was dating this boy
I was madly in love with.
237
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:35,666
And then the war started.
He was being shipped overseas.
238
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,915
World War I?
239
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:48,637
Anyway, we decided
we would still give it a shot.
240
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,693
And I never regretted that decision.
241
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,811
And that guy was Red?
242
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,977
No, I think his name was Steve.
243
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,315
So your point is
long distance doesn't work?
244
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,401
Not with Steve.
245
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,565
He had a giant belly button.
246
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,034
I could see it through his sweaters.
247
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,411
The point is, at least we tried.
248
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:14,498
Honey, don't go through life
wondering what could have been.
249
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,801
You're squeezing my hand pretty hard,
Mrs. Forman.
250
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,550
I really want you to give it a try.
251
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,220
It's getting tighter.
252
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,551
I open a lot of mayonnaise jars.
253
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Shh.
254
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,228
A fly landed on my crotch, and I'm trying
to decide if it's worth the swat.
255
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,324
-Damn. It flew away.
256
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,609
That's probably a good thing.
257
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,859
-Oh, where's Gwen?
-She's out somewhere.
258
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,696
I don't want to leave
without saying goodbye to her.
259
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,412
I totally overreacted.
260
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:50,544
This is my first breakup,
and I'm not handling it too well.
261
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,581
Yeah, it sucks.
262
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,205
My first breakup felt like my heart
was getting ripped out of my butt, so…
263
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,803
And it made it even worse
that everyone was agreeing with Jay.
264
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,761
Not everyone.
265
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,466
Look, I was in a tough spot
'cause Jay's my best friend, but
266
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,678
I agree with you.
267
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,387
-You do?
-Yeah.
268
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,480
And then Nikki chimed in
talking about living separate lives,
269
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,940
and… I got worried I'd get
my heart ripped out of my butt again.
270
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,519
Come on, Nate. That's just how she is.
271
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,938
I know. I just…
I wish she wasn't always so…
272
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,533
-God, there just isn't a word for it.
-Practical?
273
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,372
Cool. We just invented a word!
274
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,159
Well, thanks for telling me
all this, Nate.
275
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,706
It's nice to know there's
another hopeless romantic out there.
276
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,840
Yeah.
I mean, what's more powerful than love?
277
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,166
Maybe lightning. But that's it.
278
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:44,554
Right. If two people are meant to be,
then they can survive anything.
279
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,473
Exactly.
280
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,313
Do you know how lucky it is
to find that special person?
281
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,058
Someone who you feel comfortable with?
282
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,810
-And someone you can talk to.
-And everything's just easy.
283
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,103
-Right. I mean, someone who just…
-Gets you?
284
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,897
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
285
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:02,735
What the hell?!
286
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,237
-Leia?!
-Gwen?!
287
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,572
-Nate?!
-Gwen?!
288
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,575
There was a fly on my junk.
289
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,757
Oh, that Fenton makes my blood boil.
290
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,054
But I also want to be there for Sherri.
291
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,798
Oh, so much drama. Right, mama?
292
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,847
Who are you?
293
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,603
I think he's banging Gwen's mom.
294
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,187
Yes.
295
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,773
Yes, I am.
296
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:47,277
Oh, and we had just rekindled
the flame to our relationship.
297
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,740
Then Fenton just stomped it out.
298
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,910
Oh, cry with me.
299
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,002
Sorry. I can't get water from a stone.
300
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,300
Oh, you two are no help.
301
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,011
I miss my people.
302
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,182
Maybe this life doesn't even matter,
you know?
303
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,806
Maybe we're not even here.
304
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,436
Or, no. Maybe I'm here, but you're not.
305
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,194
Hello?
306
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:31,993
Oh!
307
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,783
Man.
308
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,163
I just totally forgot why I was laughing.
309
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,711
Isn't that funny?
310
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,254
I'm losing my patience with you, man.
311
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,550
You gotta get with her.
312
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,670
I mean, there's nothing more beautiful
313
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,837
than when two people
fit together perfectly like…
314
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,467
Well, like two of these potato…
315
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,391
How do they do this?!
316
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,926
That's it?
317
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,944
I have to let go of my grudge with Fenton
to fix my relationship with Sherri.
318
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,609
Fez, what are you doing here?
319
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,654
Donna? Oh, this is so great.
The old gang is here.
320
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,120
Maybe we should get you some fresh air.
321
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,830
Donna, Donna. I can't.
322
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,911
Eric is my best friend.
323
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,380
-How?
-I don't know.
324
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,676
-Why?
-I do not know.
325
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,680
He's Jay's best friend.
He's Nikki's boyfriend.
326
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,597
He's your brother.
327
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:41,694
Ugh!
328
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,114
This is so bad.
329
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,610
-Why are you laughing?
-Sorry.
330
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,114
I was just thinking about
the first time we came up here.
331
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,817
You'd never had a beer.
You'd never kissed anyone.
332
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,328
You never stopped
talking about debate club.
333
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,290
Oh…
334
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,157
I was such a dork.
335
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,133
But now look at you.
You're an agent of chaos. I love it.
336
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,500
Gwen, what do I do now?
337
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,377
There's nothing to do.
338
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,594
You didn't kiss Nate.
You don't owe Jay anything.
339
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,889
So, for now, you go back to Chicago,
340
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,140
you call me every freaking day,
341
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,973
we see each other as much as we can,
342
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,188
and then come back next summer,
and we do it all again.
343
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,806
I like this plan.
344
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,479
Hang on. I got you something.
345
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,994
Wanna break one more law before you go?
346
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,623
At this point, why the hell not?
347
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,405
I don't know what you said to Fenton,
but he's completely backed off.
348
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,877
He's getting rid of that tree,
and he promised to re-carpet the bathroom.
349
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,091
Well, I like you,
350
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,090
so I put my ego aside
and, uh, made him a peace offering.
351
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,677
Well, I made that birch my bitch.
352
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,885
Guess I can take this off now.
353
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,477
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
354
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,834
I got that hair
from a dog groomer.
355
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,028
I win.
356
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,328
Hey, thanks for helping me out
with this, Fez.
357
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,542
Most guys would have just
left me in the lurch.
358
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,712
Oh, hearing you say that
makes me emotional.
359
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,288
And those emotions
are going into my pants.
360
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,501
Oh, my body's such a puzzle.
361
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,335
Well, let's go into the bedroom
and put our pieces together.
362
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,219
Oh, I was hoping to have sex, but…
363
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,053
Sure, whatever.
Let's do what you wanna do.
364
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,097
-Thanks for everything, Grandpa.
-Come here, kiddo.
365
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,323
Loved having you around.
366
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,318
You.
367
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,476
But you tell your friends,
368
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,488
the basement is off-limits
while you're gone.
369
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,031
My turn! My turn!
370
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,454
Oh!
371
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,162
I love you, honey.
372
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,752
Tell your friends
they can use the basement
373
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,498
as much as they want while you're gone.
374
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,920
Thanks, Grandma. I love you too.
375
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,789
-Okay!
376
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,416
Grandpa, it's getting tighter!
377
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,340
Kitty!
378
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,511
She's tappin' out.
379
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,378
Hey.
380
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,762
We don't have to talk about it.
It was nothing.
381
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,845
Right.
382
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,469
Really?
383
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,732
-No, it was something.
-Yeah, it was definitely something.
384
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,645
Leia!
385
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,270
I'm so glad I caught you before you left.
386
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,444
-Oh. Hey, bro.
-Nothing.
387
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,696
What are you doing here?
388
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,319
I did some soul-searching
and a crap ton of karate,
389
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,406
and I realized I was wrong.
390
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,704
I'm not ready to give up on us.
391
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,656
And… I know I was a jerk,
392
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,327
but if you give me another chance, Leia,
393
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,086
I will spend every day
making it up to you.
394
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,258
Jay, that's…
395
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,166
That's so sweet, I…
396
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,756
I'm just a little confused right now.
397
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,524
Maybe this will help.
398
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,229
That was a good one.
399
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:14,824
Um, Gwen?
400
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,653
She'll call you when she gets to Chicago.
401
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,824
-Not if I call you first.
-Okay, keep it moving.
402
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,486
Okay, Le-Le. Last goodbyes, we gotta go.
403
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,623
-You're calling me soon as you get home.
-Oh, we have a lot to talk about.
404
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,584
Smile!
405
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,370
That was the last picture. My job is done.
406
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,417
I am so sorry.
407
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,843
-What?
-Nothing.
408
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,838
Get in the car. Get in the car.
Get in the car. Get in the car.
409
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,089
I'm really gonna miss her.
410
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:46,724
Me too.
411
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,143
Not.
412
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:57,274
Leia, nooo!
413
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,527
It's okay, buddy.
414
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,986
Come back, Leia! Come baaack!