1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,506 [rock guitar riff playing] 2 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,595 [Gwen, straining] Leia, take the picture. 3 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,965 My eyes are burning. I need to blink. 4 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:20,438 There's only 24 pictures on this camera, and I don't want to waste any of them. 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,480 [shutter clicks] 6 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:25,731 Twenty-three. I just took one of Ozzie's butt. 7 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,318 Send me a copy. I can never get a good angle. 8 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,867 Why don't I take the pictures? 9 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,658 Oh great! Try to make me look really cool. 10 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,163 It's just a camera. 11 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,208 Ready to party? 12 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,419 I got the snacks. Nate's got the keg. 13 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:43,289 [loud clanging] 14 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,085 Sorry! 15 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,340 [panting] 16 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,761 I walked into a spiderweb, and she got away from me. 17 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,756 Dude, it's Leia's last night, 18 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,932 and you brought that nasty keg from Fourth of July? 19 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,601 I took care of this thing like it's my baby. 20 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,966 Till I dropped it down the stairs. 21 00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,845 Just like Mom did to you? 22 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,062 Burn! 23 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:07,823 Bro. 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,111 Bro. 25 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:11,278 Bro. 26 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:13,202 Old, flat, skunky beer? 27 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,530 We are not this desperate. 28 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,996 -["I Wish" plays] -♪ I wish I was a little bit taller ♪ 29 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,422 ♪ I wish I was a baller ♪ 30 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,460 ♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her ♪ 31 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:27,883 ♪ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat With a bat ♪ 32 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,632 -♪ And a six-four Impala ♪ -[shutter clicks] 33 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,926 ♪ I wish I was like six-foot-nine So I can get with Leoshi ♪ 34 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,049 ♪ 'Cause she don't know me But yo, she's really fine ♪ 35 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,256 ♪ You know I see her all the time Everywhere I go ♪ 36 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,767 ♪ And even in my dreams I can scheme of ways to make her mine ♪ 37 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,729 -♪ 'Cause I know she's livin' phat ♪ -[song ends] 38 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,524 I think I'm a really good dancer. 39 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:47,231 It's your last night, so… sure. 40 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,185 Ozzie, are you gonna be sad when I'm gone? 41 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,317 Uh… 42 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,452 No. 43 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,084 He isn't great about expressing his emotions. 44 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:00,829 If I say how I feel, people say how they feel. 45 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,368 And I don't care. 46 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:07,535 Well, this is the perfect last night to cap off the perfect summer. 47 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,667 I'll drink to that. 48 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,421 [chuckles] Bro. 49 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:14,296 I was worried when you had that talk with Leia about breaking things off, 50 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,684 it was gonna harsh the mood. 51 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,590 But it didn't! 52 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:17,888 I'm having a blast! 53 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,061 [chuckles] 54 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,771 I haven't told her yet. 55 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:23,851 What? 56 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,272 -[shutter clicks] -[rock music plays] 57 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,355 One, two, three, four! 58 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,439 ♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪ 59 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,395 ♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪ 60 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,695 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 61 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,779 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 62 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:37,905 ♪ We're all all right! ♪ 63 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,411 ♪ We're all all right! ♪ 64 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,042 [young woman] Hello, Wisconsin! 65 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,366 -You're breaking up with me? -No, no, no. Don't say it like that. 66 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:47,707 It's not a breakup. 67 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,542 It's like we were boyfriend and girlfriend, 68 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:50,587 but we're gonna stop. 69 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,630 That's a breakup, you donk! 70 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:56,966 Oh my God, I'm one of your summer things, you jerk. 71 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:02,426 Whoa. She cheesied your deezy. 72 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,229 Leia, I'm not being a jerk. 73 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,271 We're gonna be apart for nine months. 74 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,114 Long distance relationships are hard. 75 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,520 [chuckles] Hard. 76 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,396 I don't want to put us through that. 77 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:18,737 So that's it? We're not even gonna try? 78 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,663 Leia, I know you're upset, but he's making a lot of sense. 79 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:25,213 This way you both can go off and live your lives. Right, babe? 80 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,368 Yeah, long distance is nuts. 81 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,294 Nuts. [chuckles] 82 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,251 [Jay gulps] 83 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,594 It's not for the faint of heart. 84 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,421 Do you know how much it costs to call my boyfriend in Canada? 85 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,675 Well, your grandparents are about to find out. 86 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:41,972 Gwen, help me out here. 87 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,892 He has a point. 88 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,023 You're with them? 89 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:46,599 No, I'm looking out for you. 90 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,154 I mean, it is a long time apart, and also… 91 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:50,652 man-whore. 92 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,482 -Unbelievable! -Leia… 93 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,066 Do not follow me! I am not afraid to use this thing! 94 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,985 [rock music playing] 95 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,783 Hold on. Let me get her. 96 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,406 Leia, phone! 97 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,750 I thought you'd be in a worse mood, what with Leia leaving. 98 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:15,213 I was upset, but then I realized she won't be gone for long. 99 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:16,666 Her boyfriend is here, 100 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,296 her best friend lives next door, 101 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,763 and she loves my potato salad. 102 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,177 And what about me? I'm fun. 103 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:28,772 Hey, Grandma. 104 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,191 Hi, sweetie. It's Jay. 105 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,100 Oh. 106 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,018 -You suck! -[phone dings] 107 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:34,937 Oh dear. 108 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,402 Hey, Leia. You feeling any better? 109 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,065 [phone ringing] 110 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,608 [loud clanging] 111 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,541 Oh, I just… I… I don't think she is. 112 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,871 Okay, so what's going on here? 113 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,626 Boyfriend stuff, me stuff, 114 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,499 and yesterday she got sick from some weird potato salad. 115 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:59,006 Oh my God! Those are the big-ticket items! 116 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:02,640 She may not want to come back next summer. I gotta talk to her. 117 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:03,549 Good luck. 118 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,223 Oh no. 119 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,604 Don't everyone leave. 120 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,812 Then it'll just be me and my newspaper. 121 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,943 [tree trunk cracking] 122 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,185 [loud thud] 123 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:21,701 Your tree could've killed someone. I should sue. 124 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,605 My tree? 125 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,235 That tree came from your property. 126 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,746 Oh, then we'll call it an act of God. Could've happened to the best of us. 127 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,333 But it didn't happen to the best of us. 128 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,705 It happened to you. 129 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,459 I have been telling you that this tree is rotting, 130 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:38,915 and you need to take care of it. 131 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,505 I've been busy. 132 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,010 Doing what? 133 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,091 That would be me. 134 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,640 Oh, come on! 135 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,434 You had time to put on pants. 136 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,517 My pants take time to wiggle into. 137 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:57,147 Sometimes I have to, uh, grease my thighs. 138 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,570 This is attractive to you? 139 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,738 We bumped into each other at the Chili's, and we decided to give it another try. 140 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,948 Yeah, it turned out I wanted… ♪ My baby back, baby back ♪ 141 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,786 Could we get back to the tree? 142 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:14,330 You need to get ahold of your landlord and get rid of this. 143 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,875 Oh, that guy's a real piece of work. 144 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:18,338 Can you talk to him? You're so good at yellin' at people. 145 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:20,553 Fine, I'll take care of it. 146 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,050 Thanks, Red. You're a lifesaver. I'll go call him right now. 147 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:24,592 [Fez murmurs] I'll be right in. 148 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,600 -Did you do have fun cutting off my balls? -What? 149 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,767 I should be the one dealing with the landlord. 150 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,189 I need Sherri to see that I am invested in our relationship. 151 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:37,438 Fine, call the landlord. 152 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,192 Just get this tree outta my driveway. 153 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:41,534 Oh, Mr. Red! 154 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:42,649 [Fez gasps] 155 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,280 -What the hell?! -[Fez yelps] 156 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:50,081 I don't know what you heard, but… this show ain't free. 157 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,000 They eat my popsicles, they take over my basement, 158 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,171 and they turn my life upside down. 159 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,210 Dumbasses! 160 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:01,552 Okay, now you're starting to sound like your grandpa. 161 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:05,589 Let's not forget how much you love it here and how you can't wait to come back. 162 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,875 Come back? 163 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:10,298 I… I just want to get out of this… this crappy Podunk town. 164 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:14,518 Well, I have carved out a pretty nice life here in Point Place. 165 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,690 But I guess that doesn't matter. 166 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,810 Hey. I know I'm early. 167 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:20,356 Mom. [gasps] 168 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,480 I tried to call, 169 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,396 but it sounded like someone was banging the phone around in a pot. 170 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,492 Mom, thank God you're here. 171 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,861 Everything's ruined. 172 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:31,327 My boyfriend broke up with me, and for some reason I took it out on Gwen. 173 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,869 -Boyfriend? -Jay Kelso. 174 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:34,953 Kelso? 175 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,752 We talk all the time. You don't mention any of this? 176 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:42,593 Well, no, I think… I think what is truly important here 177 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,380 is that Leia had a hoot this summer. 178 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,175 Which she seems to be forgetting. 179 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,338 Movie nights, trips to the lake house, the rave-- 180 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,058 -A rave? -Oh, don't be such a square, Donna. 181 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,814 Look, I'll explain everything in the car. 182 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,892 Right now I just need to get out of this hellhole. 183 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:02,063 Well, would a hellhole have such a catchy commercial? 184 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,725 ♪ Everything points to this place ♪ 185 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:10,160 -Let me… talk to her for a sec? Fine. 186 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,119 [Kitty hesitates] 187 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,409 George Harrison's sister lived here. 188 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:20,458 Mom, I… [scoffs] 189 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,791 I feel so stupid. 190 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,087 I thought I was having this perfect summer, and… 191 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,086 now it's all ruined. 192 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,644 Honey, breakups suck. 193 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,968 How would you know? You've been with Dad since high school. 194 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,814 -Actually, we broke up a lot. -You did? 195 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:39,270 Yeah, and one of those times I dated Jay's uncle, Casey. 196 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,232 A Kelso? 197 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:42,609 Yeah. 198 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,570 Look, being a teenager gets messy. 199 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:50,818 Whenever I was going through something, you know who helped me through it? 200 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:51,985 My friends. 201 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,529 So just go talk to Gwen. 202 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,329 What is it with these Kelsos? 203 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,082 -It's the hair. -I know. It's so perfect. 204 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:03,625 -[both chuckling] -[rock music playing] 205 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,419 Thanks again for helping me deal with my landlord. 206 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,384 That was the sexiest thing you've ever done. 207 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,634 I mean, besides the way you say "pistachio." 208 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:11,586 Mmm… 209 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,143 -Pistachio. -[Sherri moans] 210 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:21,022 I don't know what's happening, but it seems weird. 211 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,442 Oh, Gwen. You remember my friend, Fez? 212 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,021 Yeah, your "friend" used all my bodywash. 213 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,277 It's so nice to meet another fan of the cucumber-melon. 214 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,531 Can I have 20 bucks? I need to get something for Leia. 215 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,703 Oh, allow me. 216 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,331 Oh yeah, I feel it. 217 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,543 [strains, chuckles] 218 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,344 Fifty it is. 219 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,505 Thanks, new Dad. [chuckles] 220 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,930 Oh, that was awful sweet of you. 221 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,679 Well, I'm a problem solver, baby. [chuckles] 222 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,430 Oh. Good. 223 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,102 'Cause my landlord's here. 224 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,177 So… 225 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,185 Oh… 226 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,649 It's you. 227 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,492 -Fenton, what are you doing here? -I own this place. 228 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,700 Along with three other homes, one duplex, and a Dippin' Dots. 229 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:18,451 Yeah. Take it all in, Fez. 230 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,704 This is what success looks like. 231 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:25,374 Oh, I know what success looks like. Have you heard of Chez Fez? 232 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,958 [scoffs] Barely. 233 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,213 I sat through one of your annoying commercials when I was in the bath. 234 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,336 I'd already put in my salt, so I didn't wanna get out and change the channel. 235 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,764 Which is a long way of saying 236 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:37,142 I have a TV in my bathroom, bitch. 237 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,220 Okay, then! Now that we're all caught up on everything, I guess-- 238 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,388 When you signed your lease, 239 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:48,266 it specifically said no pets over 150 pounds. 240 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,726 I'm 149! 241 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:50,855 With those thighs? 242 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:54,451 -I'd rather these thighs than that face. -I'd rather this face than those shoes. 243 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,858 -I'd rather these shoes than no hair. -[gasps] Go to hell! 244 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,197 I'll see you there! 245 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,538 Let's not get our panties in a bunch. We still gotta deal with that tree. 246 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,253 [chuckles] I'm not touching that tree until you pay your rent. 247 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,054 -Which just went up because of that. -What? 248 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,508 And stay the hell away from my Dippin' Dots! 249 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,969 You will never taste the ice cream of the future. 250 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,443 -Pistach-- -I am not in the mood! 251 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,729 [rock music playing] 252 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,574 Hi, Jay. 253 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,534 Mrs. Forman? 254 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,359 It's time we had a little chat. 255 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,607 How did you know I was here? 256 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,370 Oh, this is my town, sweetie. I have eyes everywhere. 257 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,497 How's Leia doing? 258 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:49,035 I mean, I feel really bad about how things went down, but I had to do it. 259 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,837 Well, that is what I wanted to talk to you about. 260 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:55,169 She is so upset, she may not come back next summer. 261 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,376 That's not what I wanted. 262 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,085 This isn't about you! 263 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,557 [forced laughter] 264 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:07,104 No, no, it is about you, honey. You were saying? 265 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,404 I wasn't trying to hurt her, Mrs. Forman. 266 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,975 It's just, you know, anything can happen. What if she meets someone else? 267 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,146 Or what if I get asked to star in the next Karate Kid? 268 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,236 I mean, I'd have to move to Reseda! 269 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,116 Okay, okay. 270 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:28,333 Let me tell you a little story about a long distance relationship of mine. 271 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,291 I was dating this boy I was madly in love with. 272 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:35,666 And then the war started. He was being shipped overseas. 273 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,915 World War I? 274 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,759 [sharp exhale] 275 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:48,637 Anyway, we decided we would still give it a shot. 276 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,693 And I never regretted that decision. 277 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,811 And that guy was Red? 278 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,977 No, I think his name was Steve. 279 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,315 So your point is long distance doesn't work? 280 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,401 Not with Steve. 281 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,565 He had a giant belly button. 282 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,034 I could see it through his sweaters. 283 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,411 The point is, at least we tried. 284 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:14,498 Honey, don't go through life wondering what could have been. 285 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,801 You're squeezing my hand pretty hard, Mrs. Forman. [chuckles] 286 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,550 I really want you to give it a try. 287 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,220 It's getting tighter. 288 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,551 I open a lot of mayonnaise jars. 289 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,257 [rock guitar riff playing] 290 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,232 Shh. 291 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,228 A fly landed on my crotch, and I'm trying to decide if it's worth the swat. 292 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,324 -[fly buzzing] -Damn. It flew away. 293 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,609 That's probably a good thing. 294 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,859 -Oh, where's Gwen? -She's out somewhere. 295 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,696 I don't want to leave without saying goodbye to her. 296 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,412 I totally overreacted. 297 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:50,544 This is my first breakup, and I'm not handling it too well. 298 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,581 Yeah, it sucks. 299 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,205 My first breakup felt like my heart was getting ripped out of my butt, so… 300 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,803 And it made it even worse that everyone was agreeing with Jay. 301 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,761 Not everyone. 302 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,466 Look, I was in a tough spot 'cause Jay's my best friend, but 303 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,678 I agree with you. 304 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,387 -You do? -Yeah. 305 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,480 And then Nikki chimed in talking about living separate lives, 306 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,940 and… I got worried I'd get my heart ripped out of my butt again. 307 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,519 Come on, Nate. That's just how she is. 308 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,938 I know. I just… I wish she wasn't always so… 309 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,533 -God, there just isn't a word for it. -Practical? 310 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,372 Cool. We just invented a word! 311 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,159 Well, thanks for telling me all this, Nate. 312 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,706 It's nice to know there's another hopeless romantic out there. 313 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,840 [chuckles] Yeah. I mean, what's more powerful than love? 314 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,166 Maybe lightning. But that's it. 315 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:44,554 Right. If two people are meant to be, then they can survive anything. 316 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,473 Exactly. 317 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,313 Do you know how lucky it is to find that special person? 318 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,058 Someone who you feel comfortable with? 319 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,810 -And someone you can talk to. -And everything's just easy. 320 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,103 -Right. I mean, someone who just… -Gets you? 321 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,897 -Yeah. -Yeah. 322 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:02,735 What the hell?! 323 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,237 -Leia?! -Gwen?! 324 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,572 -Nate?! -Gwen?! 325 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,575 There was a fly on my junk. 326 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:18,963 [rock music playing] 327 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,502 [chill rock music playing] 328 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,757 Oh, that Fenton makes my blood boil. 329 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,054 But I also want to be there for Sherri. 330 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,798 Oh, so much drama. Right, mama? 331 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,847 Who are you? 332 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,603 I think he's banging Gwen's mom. 333 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,187 Yes. 334 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,773 Yes, I am. 335 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:47,277 Oh, and we had just rekindled the flame to our relationship. 336 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,740 Then Fenton just stomped it out. 337 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,910 Oh, cry with me. 338 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,866 [sobbing] 339 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,002 Sorry. I can't get water from a stone. 340 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,300 Oh, you two are no help. 341 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,011 I miss my people. 342 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,473 [electric guitar riff plays] 343 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,182 Maybe this life doesn't even matter, you know? 344 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,806 Maybe we're not even here. 345 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,436 Or, no. Maybe I'm here, but you're not. 346 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,194 [terrified gasp] Hello? 347 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,107 [laughing] 348 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:31,993 Oh! 349 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,783 Man. 350 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,163 I just totally forgot why I was laughing. 351 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,711 Isn't that funny? [coughs] 352 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,254 I'm losing my patience with you, man. 353 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,550 You gotta get with her. 354 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,670 I mean, there's nothing more beautiful 355 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,837 than when two people fit together perfectly like… 356 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,467 Well, like two of these potato… 357 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,391 How do they do this?! 358 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,926 That's it? 359 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,944 I have to let go of my grudge with Fenton to fix my relationship with Sherri. 360 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,609 Fez, what are you doing here? 361 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,654 Donna? Oh, this is so great. The old gang is here. 362 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,120 Maybe we should get you some fresh air. 363 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,830 Donna, Donna. I can't. 364 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,911 Eric is my best friend. 365 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,916 [rock music playing] 366 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,380 -How? -I don't know. 367 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,676 -Why? -I do not know. 368 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,680 [groans] He's Jay's best friend. He's Nikki's boyfriend. 369 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,597 He's your brother. 370 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:41,694 Ugh! 371 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,114 This is so bad. 372 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,773 [chuckles] 373 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,610 -Why are you laughing? -Sorry. 374 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,114 I was just thinking about the first time we came up here. 375 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,817 You'd never had a beer. You'd never kissed anyone. 376 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,328 You never stopped talking about debate club. 377 00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,290 Oh… 378 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,157 I was such a dork. 379 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,133 But now look at you. You're an agent of chaos. I love it. 380 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,500 Gwen, what do I do now? 381 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,377 There's nothing to do. 382 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,594 You didn't kiss Nate. You don't owe Jay anything. 383 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,889 So, for now, you go back to Chicago, 384 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,140 you call me every freaking day, 385 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,973 we see each other as much as we can, 386 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,188 and then come back next summer, and we do it all again. 387 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,806 I like this plan. 388 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,479 Hang on. I got you something. 389 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,994 Wanna break one more law before you go? 390 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,623 At this point, why the hell not? 391 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,950 [both laughing] 392 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,405 I don't know what you said to Fenton, but he's completely backed off. 393 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,877 He's getting rid of that tree, and he promised to re-carpet the bathroom. 394 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,919 [Fez chuckles] 395 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,091 Well, I like you, 396 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,090 so I put my ego aside and, uh, made him a peace offering. 397 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,677 Well, I made that birch my bitch. 398 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,885 Guess I can take this off now. 399 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,477 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 400 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,243 [Fez imitates shutter clicking] 401 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,898 -[laughs] -[door shuts] 402 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,028 [Fez sighs contentedly] 403 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,834 I got that hair from a dog groomer. [chuckles] 404 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,028 I win. 405 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,328 Hey, thanks for helping me out with this, Fez. 406 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,542 Most guys would have just left me in the lurch. 407 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,712 Oh, hearing you say that makes me emotional. 408 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,288 And those emotions are going into my pants. 409 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,501 Oh, my body's such a puzzle. 410 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,335 Well, let's go into the bedroom and put our pieces together. 411 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,219 Oh, I was hoping to have sex, but… 412 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,053 Sure, whatever. Let's do what you wanna do. 413 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:45,178 [rock music playing] 414 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,097 -Thanks for everything, Grandpa. -Come here, kiddo. 415 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,323 Loved having you around. 416 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,318 You. 417 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,476 But you tell your friends, 418 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,488 the basement is off-limits while you're gone. 419 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,031 My turn! My turn! 420 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,454 Oh! 421 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,162 I love you, honey. 422 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,752 [cooing] Tell your friends they can use the basement 423 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,498 as much as they want while you're gone. 424 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,920 Thanks, Grandma. I love you too. 425 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,789 -[laughs happily] -[Leia] Okay! 426 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,416 Grandpa, it's getting tighter! 427 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,340 Kitty! 428 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,511 She's tappin' out. 429 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,378 Hey. 430 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,762 We don't have to talk about it. It was nothing. 431 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,845 Right. 432 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,469 Really? 433 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,732 -No, it was something. -Yeah, it was definitely something. 434 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,645 Leia! 435 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,270 I'm so glad I caught you before you left. 436 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,444 -Oh. Hey, bro. -Nothing. 437 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,696 What are you doing here? 438 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,319 I did some soul-searching and a crap ton of karate, 439 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,406 and I realized I was wrong. 440 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,704 I'm not ready to give up on us. 441 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,656 And… I know I was a jerk, 442 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,327 but if you give me another chance, Leia, 443 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,086 I will spend every day making it up to you. 444 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,258 Jay, that's… 445 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,166 That's so sweet, I… 446 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,756 I'm just a little confused right now. 447 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,524 Maybe this will help. 448 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,229 That was a good one. 449 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:14,824 Um, Gwen? 450 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,653 She'll call you when she gets to Chicago. 451 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,824 -Not if I call you first. -Okay, keep it moving. 452 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,486 Okay, Le-Le. Last goodbyes, we gotta go. 453 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,623 -You're calling me soon as you get home. -Oh, we have a lot to talk about. 454 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,584 Smile! 455 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,002 [shutter clicks] 456 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,370 That was the last picture. My job is done. 457 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,417 I am so sorry. 458 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,843 -What? -Nothing. 459 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,838 Get in the car. Get in the car. Get in the car. Get in the car. 460 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,089 I'm really gonna miss her. 461 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,717 -[car engine starts] -[Nate sighs] 462 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:46,724 Me too. 463 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,143 [snickers] Not. 464 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:57,274 Leia, nooo! 465 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,527 It's okay, buddy. 466 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,898 -[sobbing] -["Kids in America" by The Muffs playing] 467 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,986 Come back, Leia! Come baaack! 468 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,993 ♪ Looking out a dirty old window ♪ 469 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:12,116 ♪ Outside the cars in the city Go rushing by ♪ 470 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:18,046 ♪ I sit here alone and I wonder why ♪ 471 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,718 ♪ Friday night and everyone's moving ♪ 472 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,719 ♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪ 473 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:31,561 ♪ I search for the beat In this dirty town ♪ 474 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:34,391 ♪ Downtown the young ones are going ♪ 475 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,228 ♪ Downtown the young ones are growing ♪ 476 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,154 -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 477 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:43,033 -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 478 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:46,571 ♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪ 479 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,830 ♪ Bright lights, the music gets faster ♪ 480 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:56,292 ♪ Look, boy, don't check on your watch Not another glance ♪ 481 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,800 ♪ I'm not leaving now, honey Not a chance ♪ 482 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,257 ♪ Hotshot, give me no problems ♪ 483 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:10,933 ♪ Much later, baby You'll be saying never mind ♪ 484 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,975 ♪ You know life is cruel Life is never kind ♪ 485 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,770 ♪ Kind hearts don't make a new story ♪ 486 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,654 ♪ Kind hearts don't grab any glory ♪ 487 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,572 -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 488 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,322 -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 489 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,325 ♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪